Pod Insights TigerBelly Rene Vaca & Ralph Barbosa is Mad at Bobby About this episode Rene Vaca teams up with Ralph Barbosa for a chaotic and hilarious episode where they team up against Bobo. We chat turtle‑soup, Canton, eBay signatures, dads in jail, wig improv, a Denny’s disaster, alien talk, and Fatfish truth.
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2:47 Bobby Lee? I like you. Uh, you gonna leave the tag on?
2:50 Speaker 05 Yeah, I don't, I might return this dress.
2:53 Bobby Lee? Are you being real?
2:54 Speaker 05 Yeah.
2:55 Bobby Lee? It's cute, you should keep it.
2:56 Speaker 05 Should I keep it?
2:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
2:57 Speaker 06 You should keep it.
2:58 Bobby Lee? It's a cute, yeah. Yeah, you gotta keep it, dude.
3:00 Speaker 05 Do you like the dress? Thank you.
3:02 Bobby Lee? I mean, it's, I don't know how dresses go.
3:04 Speaker 06 I mean, you should just keep it, because you already wore it, you know?
3:06 Bobby Lee? Take the ghost away.
3:07 Speaker 05 But if I don't like it, I will return it.
3:09 Bobby Lee? Okay, well. Los pantalones.
3:14 Speaker 06 It's a lot of Mexicans, right?
3:15 Bobby Lee? La escuela.
3:17 Speaker 06 That pissed me off, I found out, buying something new and...
3:20 Speaker 05 Buying something new and...
3:21 Bobby Lee? Rene, I'm, I'm... Kind of Chinese. I'm singing a song, Rene.
3:24 Speaker 06 Oh shit, sorry.
3:24 Bobby Lee? Fuck, bro.
3:25 Speaker 05 Dude.
3:26 Bobby Lee? Los pantalones.
3:26 Speaker 05 Are you pissed off by this?
3:27 Bobby Lee? I wrote a song, dude.
3:29 Speaker 06 You wrote a song?
3:29 Speaker 05 Sorry, nobody's respecting your song.
3:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah, no one's respecting it.
3:32 Speaker 05 Everybody be quiet for Bobby's song.
3:34 Bobby Lee? Los pantalones. Do you know how you missed the chord? I fucked it up now, alright, ready? Los pantalones. La escuela. Those are the words I know in Spanish.
3:48 Speaker 06 Wow.
3:48 Bobby Lee? Rene Vaca, give him a round of...
3:50 Speaker 01 Woo!
3:51 Bobby Lee? Rene Vaca, bro.
3:53 Speaker 06 That was beautiful, Bobby.
3:54 Bobby Lee? You look olive today, why?
3:56 Speaker 06 Racist.
3:57 Bobby Lee? Is that racist, dude? You look more olive than normal.
4:00 Speaker 06 No, the song that you just sang.
4:01 Bobby Lee? Why? Those are the two words I know in Spanish.
4:04 Speaker 06 Wow.
4:04 Bobby Lee? How is that racist?
4:05 Speaker 06 You have a Mexican here.
4:06 Bobby Lee? I, I know.
4:07 Speaker 06 Are you Mexican, Jaime? Right now, you look good.
4:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you doing an emo thing, Jaime?
4:11 Speaker 06 Life's painful.
4:12 Bobby Lee? Oh shit. There we go. Yeah. Talk to us about your feelings.
4:16 Speaker 06 Wake me up when September ends.
4:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:19 Speaker 06 I'm a Buddhist.
4:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:20 Speaker 06 Anyways, we got Rene Vaca.
4:22 Bobby Lee? Okay, yeah, yeah.
4:23 Speaker 06 I'm honored to be here, man, I'm...
4:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:25 Speaker 06 Big fan of you, Bobby, since I was growing up.
4:26 Bobby Lee? Well, we're friends.
4:28 Speaker 06 Well, I'm also a big fan.
4:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but we've hung out before.
4:30 Speaker 06 Yeah, but a big fan.
4:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, we do shows together.
4:35 Speaker 06 Big fan.
4:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I'm a big fan of yours, too.
4:37 Speaker 06 My girl's a big fan of yours.
4:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, well, is your girl here?
4:40 Speaker 06 No.
4:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, is she Spanish?
4:42 Speaker 06 You had sex with her a long time ago.
4:43 Bobby Lee? Are you being real?
4:44 Speaker 06 No, no, no, no.
4:46 Speaker 05 Isn't she, she's Asian?
4:48 Speaker 06 Yeah, she's Chinese.
4:49 Bobby Lee? Oh, she's Chinese?
4:50 Speaker 06 Yeah, Cantonese.
4:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Cantonese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up with you, you like Asians?
4:55 Speaker 06 I don't know, I mean, that just happens.
4:58 Bobby Lee? Do you like the people?
4:59 Speaker 06 No, I mean, I love Asian, I love everybody, you know?
5:01 Bobby Lee? I know you do, I know you do.
5:02 Speaker 06 It's just my girlfriend just happens.
5:03 Bobby Lee? What's your favorite kind of Asian, though?
5:04 Speaker 05 Yeah.
5:05 Speaker 06 I say Chinese, man.
5:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's your favorite?
5:07 Speaker 05 Cantonese.
5:08 Speaker 06 The food, no.
5:09 Bobby Lee? No, no.
5:09 Speaker 06 Actually, yeah, my favorite food is Chinese, it's something, it's something I prefer. But Korean food is my favorite.
5:14 Bobby Lee? So, is that first or second?
5:15 Speaker 06 I like, I like Korean food.
5:17 Bobby Lee? So that's number one? In terms of food?
5:20 Speaker 06 What about, one A, one B?
5:21 Speaker 05 Why am I?
5:22 Speaker 06 Kombu A, kombu B.
5:23 Bobby Lee? A kombu B, okay, okay.
5:24 Speaker 05 You spilled this.
5:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You guys, we have a fucking show here. What in God's name is going on? Yeah, what happened?
5:31 Speaker 05 He spilled on my dress that I might return.
5:33 Bobby Lee? You're not gonna return it?
5:34 Speaker 05 I might return it.
5:35 Bobby Lee? Okay, well then return it then.
5:36 Speaker 05 Maybe I will.
5:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Hide the tag, though, it's weird.
5:38 Speaker 05 I'm not gonna hide the tag.
5:39 Bobby Lee? Okay, you're gonna leave it out?
5:40 Speaker 05 Yeah, I'm gonna leave it.
5:41 Bobby Lee? And what, what brand is it?
5:42 Speaker 05 It's Princess Polly.
5:44 Bobby Lee? Ooh. Is that good?
5:47 Speaker 05 It's, it's normal, it's not.
5:49 Bobby Lee? I don't know, I've never heard of it before.
5:50 Speaker 05 It's not good.
5:51 Bobby Lee? Ooh.
5:52 Speaker 05 You're pissed off by this behavior?
5:54 Speaker 06 No.
5:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So, what's the most exp- is that necklace real?
5:59 Speaker 06 Yeah.
6:00 Bobby Lee? That's a real diamond?
6:01 Speaker 06 Yeah, real, shout out to Jimmy Boy.
6:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, hey, what's up, Jimmy Boy?
6:05 Speaker 06 He's Vietnamese.
6:06 Bobby Lee? He's Vietnamese, dude.
6:07 Speaker 06 Vietnamese. You know?
6:08 Bobby Lee? You know, and, um, I don't know, I don't know how to do gang signs, I just do this.
6:12 Speaker 06 Well, you know, my girl is like, he looks like a gangster, Vietnamese gangster.
6:16 Bobby Lee? He's Vietnamese. And how much is that, something like that?
6:19 Speaker 06 Um, you know, I don't wanna say online, you know.
6:22 Bobby Lee? Oh, okay.
6:22 Speaker 06 But, but it's, it's a lot, you know, it's all real, you know.
6:25 Bobby Lee? Is it on layaway, or?
6:26 Speaker 06 No.
6:29 Speaker 06 No, I think, I, I think when I, at first, when I first bought my big check, I got the, the whole thing. I think at first, I, I did, the chain I did make two payments on.
6:37 Bobby Lee? Oh, you did two payments on?
6:38 Speaker 06 When I first got it, right, I was like, but then, and then after that, I was just like, okay, let me just buy.
6:41 Bobby Lee? Uh, okay, well, I mean, that's a lot of, you know, I don't. I don't spend money on jewelry.
6:47 Speaker 05 No, you buy like dirty shoes.
6:49 Bobby Lee? I buy dirty shoes.
6:49 Speaker 06 I've been spending money on signatures lately.
6:52 Bobby Lee? What's a signature?
6:53 Speaker 06 Like an autograph, sorry.
6:54 Bobby Lee? Like Clinton, it's with signature?
6:56 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got like Bob Odenkirk, you know, Breaking Bad signatures.
7:00 Speaker 05 You do?
7:00 Speaker 06 Pee Wee Herman.
7:01 Bobby Lee? And you pay for them?
7:02 Speaker 06 Yeah, on eBay. It's fun to just like bid.
7:05 Bobby Lee? Oh, you bid for it?
7:05 Speaker 06 Make offers, you know.
7:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And then what do you do with them?
7:08 Speaker 06 I frame them.
7:09 Bobby Lee? Oh.
7:09 Speaker 06 And then I have them in my house.
7:11 Bobby Lee? You're a real fan of people.
7:12 Speaker 06 I'm a big fan of people. And Disney.
7:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You like Disney?
7:15 Speaker 06 Yeah, big Disney guy.
7:16 Bobby Lee? Like, if you met Isai Morales, would you be nervous?
7:19 Speaker 06 Isai Morales, yeah. Bro, the hell, La Bamba, Bob from La Bamba?
7:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:23 Speaker 06 Dude.
7:23 Bobby Lee? I have a, I have a dream too, Richie. Do you remember?
7:27 Speaker 06 Yeah.
7:29 Bobby Lee? It's the only movie reference I know.
7:32 Speaker 06 I'm trying to get, uh, I've been watching the George Lopez show and you do look like Ernie. I think you mentioned that to me a long time ago.
7:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:40 Speaker 06 Like Ernie, the character.
7:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I just don't know if you can memorize the lines.
7:43 Speaker 05 He can.
7:43 Speaker 04 Yeah?
7:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:44 Speaker 05 He can't do it.
7:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:46 Speaker 05 You can't.
7:47 Speaker 06 What?
7:47 Bobby Lee? George.
7:47 Speaker 05 You can't.
7:48 Speaker 06 Hey, George, George.
7:51 Bobby Lee? That's, that's all he says in the fucking.
7:53 Speaker 04 All he says on this show, I bet.
7:54 Speaker 05 That's it?
7:55 Bobby Lee? George. Yeah, what's up, George?
7:57 Speaker 06 Hey, George, I wanna bang your wife.
8:00 Speaker 06 There was a Nickelodeon episode.
8:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:02 Speaker 06 That was a Nickelodeon.
8:03 Speaker 04 I like your wife.
8:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:04 Speaker 04 He likes his wife.
8:05 Bobby Lee? How long you been doing standup?
8:07 Speaker 06 Ten years this year.
8:08 Speaker 05 Wow.
8:11 Bobby Lee? Was it hard at first?
8:12 Speaker 06 Hell, yeah, man. I mean, it's never easy, right? But, you know, I mean, I had a, I had a good support group in the beginning. I started in Merced, California, so.
8:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:21 Speaker 06 That was like, it's like four hours from here. It's a small town, so.
8:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:24 Speaker 06 I was in college, very popular kid in college, and I ran my own show, so I always had them filled with friends and, in the beginning, then I came over here.
8:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:32 Speaker 06 It was, it was, it was good. You know, God chooses people for comedy, I think.
8:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, you do? You think it's a God-given gift?
8:37 Speaker 06 Yeah, I think people choose. I think, yeah, I don't know if it's, you know, I feel like, yeah, you get chosen by the people, mostly.
8:45 Bobby Lee? Right.
8:45 Speaker 05 Yeah.
8:45 Speaker 06 Yeah.
8:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, the people choose you.
8:47 Speaker 06 Yeah.
8:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:48 Speaker 06 God chooses you first, then the people.
8:50 Bobby Lee? Really? That's interesting.
8:51 Speaker 06 Yeah.
8:52 Bobby Lee? So, uh, what was?
8:53 Speaker 06 You don't believe in God? I have a feeling you don't.
8:54 Bobby Lee? I do. I don't know if he chose me.
8:57 Speaker 06 He chose you.
8:58 Bobby Lee? Chose me to do what, man?
8:59 Speaker 06 There's no other Asian man that looks like you that can do what you can do.
9:03 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's true.
9:03 Speaker 05 There's like a deer online that looks like you.
9:07 Bobby Lee? There's a Korean deer online. That kinda looks like me, but yeah, yeah. You've seen that?
9:13 Speaker 05 He was chosen.
9:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he was chosen too, yeah. Yeah, there we go.
9:17 Speaker 05 Doesn't that look like Bobby?
9:19 Bobby Lee? No, it does not.
9:20 Speaker 05 It does.
9:21 Bobby Lee? Would you eat one of those deers or no? No, no. What kinda meats? My girl would. Yeah?
9:27 Speaker 05 Cantonese.
9:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what, what, let me about the, you, you know about the Cantonese?
9:31 Speaker 05 I know about the Cantonese.
9:32 Bobby Lee? What, what are the, what are they willing not to eat, you think?
9:34 Speaker 06 Mongolian.
9:36 Bobby Lee? Mongolian?
9:37 Speaker 06 I'm just saying that South Park, so. Goddamn Mongolians!
9:40 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
9:40 Speaker 05 That's from South Park?
9:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
9:43 Speaker 06 Every time Chinese build wall, Mongolian gonna come take it down.
9:47 Speaker 05 That's very good.
9:48 Bobby Lee? Like if we were, if Renee and I were in, um, Canton, I wear this Cantonese. Canton?
9:54 Speaker 05 Guangzhou, Guangzhou.
9:57 Bobby Lee? Guangzhou province.
9:59 Speaker 05 Yeah.
9:59 Bobby Lee? Right, and we're at a market.
10:00 Speaker 05 You can have anything you want, anything your heart desires.
10:03 Bobby Lee? Alright, so we're, we're walking through, um, and you're, you're, you're, you're a vendor.
10:08 Speaker 05 Yeah.
10:09 Bobby Lee? What is? Do the accent.
10:14 Bobby Lee? Do that. What is?
10:15 Speaker 06 What, what is?
10:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he only repeat what I say. You know, he don't know much. What is? Oh, you know, our friend, what were you, you were so late? Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay.
10:30 Speaker 06 Always late, this guy.
10:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. He's Persian. Yeah, this guy always late, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:40 Bobby Lee? So, tell me what is?
10:41 Speaker 05 It's, uh, it's, do I have an accent?
10:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you're fucking from? How much, bro, come on? Yeah, yeah. Bro, bro, how much, bro? We're Persian now, how much, bro? Why you nervous? Why you nervous for?
10:54 Speaker 05 You won't let me talk, nobody will let me talk.
10:58 Bobby Lee? We're oil barons.
11:00 Speaker 05 Five, okay.
11:00 Bobby Lee? Okay, we have money. What is this?
11:02 Speaker 06 You speak English?
11:03 Speaker 05 Five, I speak English. It's five cents.
11:07 Bobby Lee? What is it? We know, we see the price. What is it?
11:11 Speaker 05 It's like a swan.
11:13 Bobby Lee? Ooh, swan.
11:14 Speaker 05 You can eat swan.
11:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. That's all good. We love swan.
11:18 Speaker 05 Okay.
11:19 Bobby Lee? Okay, what is this? What is this?
11:20 Speaker 05 That's um caterpillar.
11:22 Bobby Lee? Caterpillar.
11:23 Speaker 06 Caterpillar. Do you have BMW?
11:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're looking for a BMW, dude.
11:30 Speaker 05 I have, we have Mercedes.
11:32 Bobby Lee? Oh, we have a Mercedes. What kind of Mercedes do you have? Yeah, it's okay.
11:36 Speaker 05 Mercedes Benz.
11:37 Bobby Lee? Okay.
11:38 Speaker 05 Okay, and there's um rat.
11:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
11:41 Speaker 05 The e-mouse.
11:42 Bobby Lee? Hey, David, David, didn't you want to?
11:44 Speaker 05 Cockroach.
11:44 Speaker 06 Rat, I don't like snitches, eh?
11:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we don't like snitches at all.
11:47 Speaker 06 Snitches get stitches.
11:48 Speaker 05 You have cockroach. You can have cockroach.
11:51 Speaker 06 Cockroach.
11:52 Bobby Lee? Do you have cantanas? We're looking for a cantana.
11:54 Speaker 05 I think you guys are in the wrong.
11:57 Bobby Lee? Oh, okay. Direct us in the right place. We want cantanas.
12:00 Speaker 06 We want cantanas. The Cantonese is like uh, Cantonese is supposed to be like uh, it's just the.
12:06 Speaker 05 Lower. What?
12:08 Speaker 06 Oh, they're, no, I mean.
12:09 Speaker 05 Lower.
12:09 Speaker 06 It's just the language they speak, right?
12:11 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:11 Speaker 06 And then there's Mandarin and Cantonese.
12:13 Speaker 05 But the.
12:14 Speaker 06 Mandarin is the more popular one, but when you watch Rush Hour, you hear Cantonese.
12:16 Bobby Lee? Cantonese accent.
12:17 Speaker 05 Sometimes, yeah. Hong Kong, in Hong Kong, they speak um Cantonese.
12:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Can you get butterfly wings?
12:23 Speaker 05 You could probably get butterfly wings. I feel like it would taste papery.
12:27 Bobby Lee? I know. You could saute them.
12:29 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:29 Bobby Lee? Would you, let me ask you that. If you're in um Asia.
12:32 Speaker 05 Cantonese.
12:33 Bobby Lee? Would you eat like a bowl full of butterfly wings?
12:35 Speaker 06 Oh, no, hell no.
12:36 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay.
12:37 Speaker 06 My girl told me that uh her mom uh has eaten turtle soup.
12:41 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:42 Bobby Lee? Turtle soup. Would you eat turtle soup?
12:43 Speaker 05 That's kind of normal.
12:45 Bobby Lee? Shark fin. Shark fin.
12:46 Speaker 06 I mean, no offense to people who eat turtles, but no.
12:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, no offense to people like that.
12:52 Bobby Lee? All right, we're throwing that out there, right? Would you eat meerkat?
12:57 Speaker 06 Timon?
12:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
12:58 Speaker 06 No.
12:59 Bobby Lee? Oh my god, they put the whole turtle in?
13:00 Speaker 06 Oh my god.
13:01 Bobby Lee? Chop it up at least. Disguise it. Oh my god.
13:05 Speaker 06 Disguise.
13:06 Bobby Lee? There's a full-blown turtle in there.
13:08 Speaker 06 Yeah.
13:10 Bobby Lee? What's a baby?
13:10 Speaker 06 I mean, that's what I was picturing. I was actually picturing him turn upside down and he would be emptied and just like you eat out of his shell.
13:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:18 Speaker 05 No.
13:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Use the shell as the bowl is what he's saying.
13:21 Speaker 06 That's what I was thinking.
13:22 Bobby Lee? Look at his face, he's just like. He's like, mm. Boil it. Oh. Would you eat that? It's like Jaime's penis.
13:28 Speaker 05 I wouldn't.
13:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, dude. Peanut. What is your penis doing in that bowl, Jaime? Boil it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a shell on your penis? Mm-hmm. Okay. He's, cuz he's shy. No. A lot of Mexicans, we're, we're not circumcised, are we, Jaime? Uh-uh. Oh, really? You're not circumcised? No, my mom didn't, my mom never did it to me. And when you look in the mirror and you see your... Jaime. Achoo. Okay. If you look, when you look at your penis in the mirror, that's not, it's not hard. How am I looking at my penis in the mirror? You don't look. Like when you shower, or just like?
14:00 Speaker 05 Like you're standing.
14:00 Bobby Lee? No, I, I sometimes go, I have a long mirror and I just sort of pose.
14:03 Speaker 05 Yeah.
14:03 Bobby Lee? And look. Oh. Yeah, do you ever look at it like this?
14:05 Speaker 05 Yeah, like standing up.
14:06 Bobby Lee? I look at it, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's so that, so that there's a little, um... It's not that crazy, you know, I've seen like crazy, like armadillo looking ones. Oh, okay. I don't know, don't ask me how I've seen them. Okay, okay. You've seen them, dude. Live? I don't know, like in the, uh...
14:18 Speaker 05 Would you eat a human penis?
14:20 Bobby Lee? Huh? Well, um, let me think about it. What'd she say? Would you eat a human penis?
14:25 Speaker 05 Would you eat a human penis at a...
14:27 Bobby Lee? They wanna eat everything, don't they? Yeah. I mean, listen, there's a, there's a restaurant in China that only serve animal penis. Do you know that? What the hell? Yeah, yeah, and it's like, you have to make reservations. What?
14:41 Speaker 05 It's hard to get in.
14:42 Bobby Lee? It's hard to get in, yeah.
14:42 Speaker 05 Wow.
14:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what would you eat? If you were at that animal penis?
14:46 Speaker 05 Who's penis?
14:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
14:47 Speaker 05 I would be curious about like, a cockroach penis.
14:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I'd try chicken penis. A bowl? No, you get the big one. The bowl? You, you ask for the blue whale. Blue whale? They come in like, they come in like this, two people carrying it. You'd eat the whole thing. Under five minutes. Yeah. I'll get chicken penis. You get chicken penis? Like, that'd be the more, the more satisfying one, is, you know?
15:07 Speaker 05 Why is that?
15:07 Bobby Lee? It's like chicken. Yeah, but what about this? What if they cut up the little chicken penises and put it in a bowl, there's like three thousand of them? And then you pour milk on it, like cereal? Yeah, it tastes like, would you eat that, though? It tastes like chicken, uh, it's chicken, chicken, man. Okay, okay. Chicken dick, chicken pussy. I'll tell you what penis I wouldn't eat, though.
15:23 Speaker 05 What?
15:24 Bobby Lee? A horse's. No, I, I don't, no, I don't like the color, like, color will throw me off.
15:29 Speaker 05 Okay.
15:29 Bobby Lee? It's a donkey dick. Wait, wait, wait.
15:30 Speaker 05 Donkey dick?
15:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, cuz I think it's gray. Do male chickens produce eggs? What? Male chickens, they still produce eggs? Male chickens?
15:35 Speaker 05 No, male chickens don't produce.
15:37 Bobby Lee? They don't produce eggs, no, cuz they're male.
15:38 Speaker 05 Who, what made you think of that?
15:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I don't know, I just, I never thought of it, you know?
15:44 Bobby Lee? You just thought of it.
15:45 Speaker 06 Yeah, I just thought of it.
15:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:46 Speaker 05 They do not.
15:47 Bobby Lee? Well, let's ponder that.
15:48 Speaker 06 Chat GPT, man, you know, that's my favorite, that's my favorite, that's my best friend right now.
15:51 Bobby Lee? I know. Do you talk to it or do you just?
15:52 Speaker 06 Yeah, dude, I fucking talk to it. Like, why is my girl acting like this? Take a picture of her?
15:57 Speaker 05 And they're like, it's because she's Cantonese.
16:00 Speaker 06 Is my girl mad or not? Because she says she's not mad.
16:02 Speaker 05 It's like, no, she says Cantonese.
16:04 Bobby Lee? What accent do you, because there's different kinds of accents and, and voices on Chat GPT.
16:09 Speaker 06 Are you fucking tired? You've been yawning for like three.
16:11 Speaker 05 Yeah, I feel like you're very out of it today.
16:13 Bobby Lee? You're out of it.
16:13 Speaker 06 I'm running out of oat milk.
16:17 Speaker 04 Why do you sound special?
16:18 Speaker 05 You're really out of it today. I don't even feel like you're listening.
16:21 Bobby Lee? He did a callback from a previous fucking podcast.
16:24 Speaker 04 No sense.
16:24 Bobby Lee? It's no sense.
16:25 Speaker 06 I know why, because I'm not another, I'm not, I'm Renee, right? And you don't respect me. If I was another guest, you'd respect me.
16:32 Speaker 05 Whoa.
16:32 Speaker 06 You'd be all happy and asking questions and acting more slower.
16:35 Speaker 04 I just said I don't have enough oat milk in me.
16:37 Speaker 06 Whatever, honey.
16:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, do a.
16:39 Speaker 04 So aggressive.
16:39 Bobby Lee? You know, it's so funny, whenever we have.
16:41 Speaker 06 We just, we just came off tour, so our chemistry is a little bit better than anybody else.
16:47 Bobby Lee? Really? He opens. It's you, Ralph Barbosa.
16:51 Speaker 06 My little brother, they share, they, they switch up, uh, my little brother and then, uh, yeah.
16:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:56 Speaker 06 And then we play the Ken's video.
16:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:59 Speaker 06 Shout out Ken Flores. Go watch his special on Hulu.
17:02 Bobby Lee? That was, I mean, you, let's get, you want to get serious about it or no?
17:06 Speaker 06 What's up to you, man?
17:07 Bobby Lee? I mean, I mean, Ken was a, a big loss.
17:09 Speaker 06 It was a big loss.
17:10 Bobby Lee? He was so fucking funny.
17:12 Speaker 06 Yeah.
17:12 Bobby Lee? Did you know him?
17:13 Speaker 05 I didn't know him, but.
17:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why didn't you know? Why didn't you know?
17:17 Speaker 06 What's the problem with you, man?
17:20 Speaker 04 I know why.
17:21 Speaker 05 I feel how much you guys love him.
17:24 Speaker 06 How, how, how do, how do we feel?
17:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, tell us about how you feel.
17:30 Speaker 05 I feel the sadness.
17:32 Speaker 06 It's hard to take you serious with the Chinese guy back there.
17:37 Bobby Lee? That's me, dude.
17:41 Bobby Lee? You fucking asshole.
17:42 Speaker 05 The Chinese guy back here.
17:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:44 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's.
17:44 Speaker 06 I'm sorry.
17:45 Bobby Lee? That's me, dude.
17:46 Speaker 05 That's Bobby Lee.
17:46 Speaker 06 He's such a good actor.
17:47 Speaker 05 That's Bobby Lee as Kim Jong Un.
17:49 Bobby Lee? Back in the day.
17:50 Speaker 05 Okay?
17:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:50 Speaker 05 Both Korean characters.
17:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:52 Speaker 05 Anyway, um, no, I came too late to know Ken, but, um...
17:57 Bobby Lee? The first time I saw him was, pardon me, a couple of years ago, he was in the main room, and he was on, and I had to follow him, and I had, I put somebody between us. Because he was killing so bad.
18:06 Speaker 05 Because you're not, like, I'm not following him.
18:08 Bobby Lee? I don't want to follow that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put somebody between us.
18:10 Speaker 06 Yeah, Ken made me better on tour, you know?
18:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:12 Speaker 06 Just always following him, and, you know, it's, it's, it's a lot of people that don't, won't bring a strong comic on the road, you know? Like, a lot of people that...
18:21 Speaker 05 Why do you, why, what's that face, Bobby?
18:24 Bobby Lee? I, I don't want somebody that's gonna try to bury me.
18:28 Speaker 06 That's why you got Hime.
18:32 Bobby Lee? That's why I open. Yeah. He's pretty followable, you know?
18:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:38 Speaker 00 He's pretty...
18:40 Bobby Lee? Because the audience is confused more. Yeah, there's more of a confusion.
18:43 Speaker 06 They're like, "Did the show start?"
18:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a pile of confusion. "Oh, you don't like being roasted?" "It'll hurt your feelings."
18:52 Speaker 00 He doesn't know what's happening.
18:52 Speaker 05 I don't think he knows what's happening.
18:54 Speaker 06 I know what's happening.
18:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know exactly what's happening.
18:57 Speaker 06 Hime's funny, man, Hime's funny. The thing with Hime is you can never know when he's actually trying out a bit, or...
19:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
19:02 Speaker 06 You know, like, he's just talking to you, or, like, what the fuck, dude?
19:05 Speaker 05 Can I read his notes?
19:06 Speaker 06 And he'll come up to you, like, "Hey, jump, I'm trying this bit."
19:07 Speaker 05 Can I read his notes?
19:08 Bobby Lee? No. Yeah, read the notes.
19:09 Speaker 05 It said, "Ten years I've been doing comedy."
19:12 Speaker 06 Today.
19:13 Speaker 05 Today. That's not you, though.
19:15 Bobby Lee? I know.
19:16 Speaker 05 You're just saying what Renee said.
19:17 Speaker 00 Why are you taking notes of Renee?
19:20 Speaker 06 Oh, my god.
19:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, why did you take that note?
19:22 Speaker 06 Okay. You know, when you're this great, you just wanna be taking notes, like, I inspire him.
19:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Ten years. Yeah.
19:28 Speaker 05 Why did you write that down?
19:29 Bobby Lee? Because it's gonna take you eight more years, or you're saying? Eight more years, I can be a headliner. Two more years. Yeah.
19:36 Speaker 06 How long, I mean, I don't know how long it takes.
19:38 Bobby Lee? It takes a long time.
19:39 Speaker 06 Yeah.
19:39 Speaker 05 And it also says, "Did you know I miss my ex?" I memorized your notes, I didn't need to have...
19:45 Speaker 06 I told you that in private.
19:46 Bobby Lee? They say it takes ten years to be a real headliner. And forget about their ex. Yeah, ten to fifteen years.
19:51 Speaker 06 You think you can do the ten years, Hime? How do you think you're gonna look in ten, like, what do you, how do you think you're gonna sound like, because the way I sounded the first two years, I, and when, when I got to my fifth year, I didn't sound like that.
20:00 Bobby Lee? Exactly.
20:01 Speaker 06 And then I got from my fifth year, I didn't sound like my tenth year, so...
20:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
20:03 Speaker 06 How do you think you're gonna sound in your fifth year?
20:05 Speaker 05 Yeah, how do you think you're gonna sound?
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22:46 Speaker 06 When I got from my fifth year, I didn't sound like my 10th year, so.
22:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:49 Speaker 06 How do you think you're gonna sound in your fifth year?
22:51 Speaker 05 Yeah, how do you think you're gonna sound?
22:55 Bobby Lee? I think what Renee's trying to say is, the longer you go, the closer to yourself you are on stage.
23:02 Speaker 06 Yeah, you always, you always know like in your head.
23:04 Bobby Lee? Cause in the beginning, you pretend to be other people almost.
23:07 Speaker 05 Yeah.
23:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
23:08 Speaker 05 Who did you pretend to be?
23:09 Bobby Lee? You know, at the time, if you see one of my, um, sets, I don't want, don't pull it up, but, um, I was mimicking, um, Chris Tucker.
23:17 Speaker 06 Oh, that's good.
23:18 Speaker 05 Oh.
23:19 Bobby Lee? I was trying to mimic.
23:20 Speaker 00 Saying the N word constantly?
23:21 Bobby Lee? No. No, my register was much higher.
23:25 Speaker 06 I think I did a Black Room.
23:26 Speaker 05 Hey!
23:27 Speaker 06 I think, I think I did a Black Room and I did a Bernie Mac. I was like, motherfucker, fuck you, motherfucker.
23:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
23:32 Speaker 05 Oh.
23:33 Bobby Lee? And you cha, and they can see right through it.
23:35 Speaker 06 Yeah.
23:35 Speaker 00 Yeah, it's this one, right?
23:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, this one. Yeah, I was trying to be so high pitched.
23:40 Speaker 01 Cause Asian people look alike.
23:42 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah.
23:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:43 Speaker 00 That's Chris Tucker?
23:45 Bobby Lee? No.
23:47 Bobby Lee? Turn it off, turn it, turn it off. I can't watch it.
23:49 Speaker 07 How did you come up, uh, like to Chris Tucker? How did you choose that? Or why was that?
23:53 Bobby Lee? Because at the time, he was the hot guy.
23:55 Speaker 06 Yeah.
23:56 Speaker 05 Yeah.
23:56 Bobby Lee? Right? So I was like, oh, I gotta be like that. So I did my register like this, you know what I mean?
24:00 Speaker 05 Yeah.
24:01 Bobby Lee? Like Mickey Mouse.
24:02 Speaker 06 Mickey Mouse?
24:03 Bobby Lee? Hi, I'm Mickey Mouse!
24:04 Speaker 00 Disney was fake shit. Yeah, Mickey Mouse is hot.
24:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So it, but then it's like, as I got older, it just became this voice.
24:11 Speaker 06 Yeah, I, I, I got inspired by George Lopez right away.
24:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:15 Speaker 06 Just like growing up in the valley, just being brown like him, big head like him, you know? And just, just.
24:21 Bobby Lee? You get along with him or no?
24:22 Speaker 06 Yeah, George is.
24:23 Bobby Lee? He's a great guy.
24:24 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, we, um, yeah, we talked.
24:27 Bobby Lee? Like those older Mexican heads, um, do you know Mencia?
24:31 Speaker 06 Yeah, I'm, I was gonna, I was gonna say, Mano Mencia was one of my favorite shows growing up.
24:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:35 Speaker 06 I have a lot of.
24:36 Bobby Lee? But have you met him?
24:36 Speaker 06 Uh, I've shook his hand and, you know, he's laughed at one of my sets, but.
24:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:42 Bobby Lee? That's always good.
24:44 Speaker 06 He laughed so hard. He just kept looking at me.
24:47 Speaker 05 You know how hard? You know how hard he laughed?
24:50 Speaker 06 No, no, but I, like I said, man, I mean, you know, I know what, aside from what they say about him, you know, there's a lot of good things that, that were funny things that were his, like, I'm assuming, he kind of stole all of that, right?
25:04 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:09 Speaker 05 There's a lot of accusations.
25:10 Bobby Lee? So what I'm, what I'm saying is, is that-
25:12 Speaker 06 I love Carlos though, that's my-
25:13 Bobby Lee? I love Carlos too, and there's, there's never been a better performer.
25:17 Speaker 06 Man, he was one of my favorite-
25:18 Bobby Lee? He's a great performer.
25:19 Speaker 06 Favorite fucking, yeah.
25:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:20 Speaker 06 He's a genius.
25:21 Bobby Lee? He's a beast, up, up on stage, uh, yeah.
25:23 Speaker 05 Yeah.
25:24 Bobby Lee? What'd you write down now?
25:24 Speaker 06 Nevermind, I'm person though.
25:25 Speaker 05 What did he write?
25:26 Speaker 06 Nothing.
25:26 Speaker 05 Let me see it.
25:27 Speaker 06 Nothing.
25:28 Speaker 05 Let me see.
25:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
25:30 Speaker 06 Keep going, yes, Carlos Montilla, yes.
25:32 Speaker 05 Jaime.
25:33 Bobby Lee? Jaime. Anyway, yeah.
25:35 Speaker 06 What? I wanted to be like, uh, Jaime Garcia.
25:39 Speaker 06 I wasn't existing back then.
25:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, um, Renee, you think Jaime is gonna be a big star?
25:43 Speaker 06 He is, look, look at him.
25:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:45 Speaker 06 Look at him already, man.
25:47 Bobby Lee? Do you think, I mean-
25:48 Speaker 05 I feel like he's already-
25:50 Speaker 06 I, I think, I think he, I need, I think he just needs to be thankful, man, you know, very, you're very blessed, bro.
25:54 Speaker 05 I feel like he's-
25:54 Speaker 06 A lot of, a lot of people-
25:56 Speaker 04 Bobby, you know I'm thankful, right? I told you.
25:59 Speaker 06 I feel like-
25:59 Speaker 04 No one's saying that, I'm just saying, you know, just be, you know-
26:02 Bobby Lee? Be more gratitude.
26:03 Speaker 06 Smell the flowers, man.
26:04 Bobby Lee? Smell the flowers more.
26:04 Speaker 05 Be more present.
26:05 Speaker 06 Yeah.
26:05 Speaker 05 Be more present.
26:06 Bobby Lee? You're not present, you're writing notes down.
26:08 Speaker 06 Dude. My driver, dude, my driver, my driver was trying to shake your hand, and he just ignored him.
26:13 Speaker 05 I know, and you-
26:14 Speaker 06 Hollywood hand.
26:14 Speaker 05 And you know what? You've been ignoring me this whole-
26:17 Speaker 04 Where's Franklin?
26:18 Speaker 06 He, you left him outside.
26:20 Bobby Lee? He's outside, dude.
26:21 Speaker 06 He's an asshole.
26:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
26:22 Speaker 04 I was doing Tiger Belly, so I'm like-
26:23 Bobby Lee? Okay.
26:24 Speaker 05 No, you're not being present at all.
26:25 Speaker 06 No, no, but I think you're, I think you're gonna be grateful.
26:27 Speaker 05 But I think he is already himself.
26:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think so, yeah. You're very much yourself, that's what works. I don't think you know, you don't know how to be in-
26:37 Speaker 06 So this is your max, this is kiss cap?
26:40 Bobby Lee? I think so.
26:40 Speaker 06 He's reached his potential?
26:42 Speaker 05 This is peak?
26:43 Bobby Lee? This is peak Jaime.
26:44 Speaker 05 It's peak Jaime, right?
26:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
26:46 Speaker 06 I don't believe, I hope so. I hope not, I hope not.
26:48 Speaker 04 You know, a lot of people, you know, they, they tell me and Andrea that we should be married.
26:53 Speaker 05 Why do you bring that up?
26:55 Speaker 06 Are you guys a thing?
26:56 Speaker 05 No, we're not.
26:58 Speaker 04 But they want us to be.
26:58 Bobby Lee? It would never happen. Over my dead body.
27:01 Speaker 05 Yeah, over Bobby's dead body.
27:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:03 Speaker 06 Are you Chinese?
27:04 Speaker 05 I'm Chinese.
27:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:05 Speaker 05 Mandarin.
27:06 Speaker 06 Oh.
27:07 Speaker 04 Vancouver.
27:07 Speaker 05 What the fuck?
27:09 Bobby Lee? Well Jaime, are you attracted to Andrea?
27:11 Speaker 06 She's pretty.
27:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
27:13 Speaker 06 Oh, that means you're attracted to my girl. You just like Asians, aren't you?
27:17 Speaker 04 Yeah, Asians are pretty.
27:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, pretty, but no, I don't think it could ever happen.
27:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:22 Speaker 05 Why?
27:22 Speaker 04 I'm too good for that.
27:23 Speaker 05 Uh huh.
27:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:24 Speaker 04 No, we're, no, we're just good friends, right?
27:27 Bobby Lee? Is in any s-
27:28 Speaker 06 Right? Right?
27:30 Bobby Lee? Right? Look at how nervous I am.
27:31 Speaker 06 Or is it more?
27:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, right, dude. I think you're right. Yeah.
27:40 Speaker 06 Do you see yourself marrying a Latino outside of, of a Latino?
27:43 Speaker 05 I think we're a coincidence.
27:44 Speaker 04 You gonna get married?
27:45 Speaker 06 I'm outside Latino right now, yeah, we're doing it, man, and I love my girl, man, I think, I think she's the one, you know?
27:50 Bobby Lee? Whoa, that's serious.
27:53 Speaker 06 But we just fought earlier, so I don't know.
27:56 Bobby Lee? How long has it been?
27:57 Speaker 06 Been a year.
27:58 Speaker 05 Whoa.
27:59 Bobby Lee? That's a good, that's a solid chunk of time.
28:01 Speaker 06 Hey, for me?
28:02 Bobby Lee? You guys like her? Yeah.
28:04 Speaker 06 What the heck is going on?
28:05 Bobby Lee? All looking around.
28:06 Speaker 06 Okay.
28:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
28:07 Speaker 04 We like, we like Denny's.
28:09 Speaker 06 Uh, we fought at Denny's once.
28:11 Bobby Lee? Oh, would you, would you fight about in Denny's?
28:12 Speaker 04 Not me.
28:13 Speaker 06 I forgot what, I was just drunk and I was just saying shit and she just like, I'm just tired of my drunk ass talking, you know, whatever.
28:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, and she was tired of that?
28:19 Speaker 06 She was just, so, so, you know, this, when I get drunk, I'm like, yeah, whatever, cheater.
28:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:24 Speaker 06 There's no evidence of cheating.
28:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:27 Speaker 05 You just say whatever.
28:29 Speaker 06 You weren't even there.
28:32 Bobby Lee? This guy.
28:36 Speaker 06 No, but yeah, just yeah, I forget, you know, just like one of those drunk things where you wake up and like, what the fuck did I do?
28:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:41 Speaker 06 And your friend's like, bro, you were talking a lot of shit. And I was like, what? The fuck, why didn't you guys just slap me? You guys just sit there looking at me.
28:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:48 Speaker 06 And then, um, yeah.
28:50 Bobby Lee? Were you uncomfortable?
28:51 Speaker 06 No, I was eating my French toast.
28:52 Bobby Lee? Okay.
28:53 Speaker 06 But I, uh, you know, I think she's the one, man, and, um.
28:56 Speaker 05 Why is she the one?
28:57 Speaker 06 It takes a lot to deal with me.
28:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, let, let's check off the boxes here.
29:01 Speaker 06 It, it takes a lot.
29:02 Bobby Lee? The number one box, why is she the one? Let's play piano.
29:06 Speaker 06 Yeah.
29:06 Bobby Lee? Why?
29:07 Speaker 05 You're right.
29:08 Bobby Lee? Why is she the one?
29:10 Speaker 05 Yeah, why is she the one?
29:11 Speaker 06 Well, I just.
29:12 Bobby Lee? Why is she the one?
29:15 Speaker 06 She deals with me. Yeah. Every time I see her sad, I wanna make her happy.
29:26 Speaker 05 Aww.
29:28 Bobby Lee? Give me another reason.
29:31 Speaker 06 She makes good Chinese broccoli.
29:35 Speaker 05 That's very.
29:35 Speaker 06 I've never had Chinese broccoli. Now I love Chinese broccoli.
29:43 Speaker 05 Kind of an easy dish, though, but that's fine.
29:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:48 Speaker 06 What can you make?
29:49 Speaker 05 Anything.
29:49 Speaker 06 No. That's how you know she can't make that.
29:51 Speaker 05 I make dumplings.
29:53 Bobby Lee? Or let me.
29:53 Speaker 05 wonton.
29:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:55 Speaker 06 No, no, no, she. Wonton, you're being racist. She FaceTimed me one time about pancakes?
30:00 Speaker 05 Yeah, but that's like, that's, that's outside of my culture.
30:05 Speaker 06 Okay, well, easy pancakes is an easy dish.
30:07 Bobby Lee? I don't know how to make pancakes.
30:09 Speaker 06 Okay, but, okay.
30:10 Bobby Lee? Okay?
30:10 Speaker 05 I can make.
30:11 Speaker 06 You're not a good.
30:12 Bobby Lee? I don't know, I don't know how to make pancakes, bro.
30:13 Speaker 06 Well, it's in, the instructions are in the box.
30:16 Bobby Lee? Oh, I can do that, but from scratch? Can you make pancakes from scratch?
30:19 Speaker 06 Yes.
30:19 Bobby Lee? Without it being in the box, like from flour and all that kind of stuff?
30:22 Speaker 06 Yes.
30:23 Speaker 05 I feel like you guys have high standards.
30:25 Speaker 06 What if my girl leaves me as soon as I get home and I just.
30:29 Bobby Lee? Oh, you have feelings for life?
30:30 Speaker 06 That's always like, I have like anxiety. I always get this anxiety, it's like, fuck dude, what if, you know, like would have something happened?
30:37 Bobby Lee? I think she is the one, because if he has that fear, then that's real.
30:41 Speaker 05 Yeah, of losing her, yeah.
30:43 Bobby Lee? You have limerence, and you have feelings for her.
30:45 Speaker 06 I have a lot of feelings for her.
30:47 Bobby Lee? And you get excited when you see her.
30:49 Speaker 05 Oh wait, who told me, oh yeah, Ralph told me you like sing to her on stage?
30:54 Speaker 06 What? Oh, maybe one time when I was drunk, yeah, I probably did that.
30:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:59 Speaker 06 That's not part of my set. Don't go to my show.
31:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:02 Speaker 06 Alright, you're singing to her.
31:04 Speaker 05 You like have her on stage and you sing to her?
31:05 Speaker 06 No, no, there's moments where she goes to my shows, and I'm just like, I have a few jokes about my girl, and then I'm like, you guys wanna see her? And then I just hope she'll just come out.
31:14 Bobby Lee? Wow. Let me ask you this, has she met your parents?
31:17 Speaker 06 Yeah.
31:18 Bobby Lee? That's a big deal.
31:18 Speaker 06 Well, my dad's in jail, but yeah. She's talked to him on the phone.
31:21 Bobby Lee? Really?
31:21 Speaker 06 Yeah, but uh... Why is your daddy in jail? Oh my dad. So like, yeah, that's it, very much a man, yeah.
31:29 Bobby Lee? How long is he in for?
31:30 Speaker 06 Uh, forty years, but you know, we just got him a good lawyer, so hopefully we get him some time off.
31:35 Bobby Lee? Forty years, a lot...
31:36 Speaker 06 I finally, I finally, you know, you know, after, there's some time, I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna do it for some peace of mind, just spend a lot of money on a fucking lawyer. And just see, cause he's always been like, don't do it, it's a waste of time, it's a waste of time, and I just never, I didn't ask this time, and he seems excited too, so.
31:52 Bobby Lee? Wow, that's exciting.
31:53 Speaker 06 There's some hope, but you don't wanna get your hope up in this.
31:56 Bobby Lee? Did your mom remarry?
31:57 Speaker 06 Uh, yeah, but then, you know, that went the way it went, and then, yeah, now she's single. My mom's fifty years old, single, so if you're single, looking to be my stepfather.
32:07 Bobby Lee? Right here, dog, I'm fifty-four, dude.
32:09 Speaker 06 Ooh.
32:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, dude, what about me, dog?
32:12 Speaker 06 You wanna fuck my mom?
32:13 Bobby Lee? I don't know what she looks like, she's hot.
32:15 Speaker 06 You should FaceTime her. I was good looking, I wonder if she's not ready.
32:19 Bobby Lee? I know, but if I was your stepdad, that would be weird.
32:21 Speaker 06 I'd be fucking badass.
32:22 Bobby Lee? Renee, clean your room.
32:26 Bobby Lee? Listen to me right now, Renee.
32:27 Speaker 06 I don't live with my mom.
32:28 Bobby Lee? I'm just saying. Let's play this out, yeah. Let's play this out. We're at, you come over. Renee, you gotta call your mom more.
32:36 Speaker 06 Why?
32:36 Bobby Lee? Because she gets lonely, she worries about you. Anyway.
32:40 Speaker 06 How'd you even get mom?
32:42 Bobby Lee? Put the dishes in the dishwasher.
32:44 Speaker 06 I don't need, first of all, I don't need to listen to you, Bobby. You're not my father.
32:47 Bobby Lee? I'm your stepfather.
32:48 Speaker 06 You're a stepfather.
32:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
32:49 Speaker 06 Just got in here like two minutes ago.
32:51 Bobby Lee? I know.
32:52 Speaker 06 Okay, mom just met you.
32:53 Bobby Lee? I know, but we're living together, baby.
32:56 Speaker 06 Mom, why are you choosing this man?
32:58 Bobby Lee? Ah, because I'm funny, I'm dynamic. Look at this. Yeah.
33:05 Speaker 06 Mom, you have two men? You're fucking Ralph.
33:08 Bobby Lee? He has two stepfathers.
33:10 Speaker 06 You're fucking Ralph, mom? What's up, Ralph?
33:13 Speaker 08 Oh, what's up, Ralph?
33:14 Bobby Lee? Hey, what's up, Ralph?
33:15 Speaker 08 Hey, what's happening, Ralph?
33:16 Bobby Lee? Where were you, Ralph?
33:17 Speaker 08 This side. No, no.
33:19 Speaker 06 Oh, my god.
33:19 Bobby Lee? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
33:21 Speaker 06 He's mad again.
33:21 Bobby Lee? Oh, you're mad!
33:23 Speaker 06 I wanna get Ralph mad.
33:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:24 Speaker 06 Hey, where's she?
33:25 Speaker 08 Where have you been?
33:27 Bobby Lee? This guy.
33:27 Speaker 05 Ralph bumped me over here.
33:29 Speaker 08 I haven't seen you in damn near two weeks.
33:31 Speaker 05 Thank you.
33:32 Speaker 08 And this is how I find you?
33:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:33 Speaker 08 With my competition and with Bobby Lee.
33:36 Speaker 06 My little brother.
33:37 Speaker 08 Yeah, that's right. My little brother needs real guidance.
33:41 Speaker 06 He does, he does.
33:42 Bobby Lee? Oh, so there's, there's a little bit of a tension between you two?
33:44 Speaker 08 Oh, yeah, a little bit, Bobby.
33:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, tell, tell us about some of the resentments, Ralph?
33:48 Speaker 08 Well, first off, stop touching my stuff.
33:51 Bobby Lee? Is that food?
33:52 Speaker 08 I haven't ate. Sushi. Yeah, I brought you sushi, cuz it's what you deserve. It's your favorite.
33:57 Bobby Lee? You went to sushi stop?
33:58 Speaker 08 Yeah, I went to, that's right.
33:59 Speaker 06 Out of all places, you went to sushi stop?
34:01 Bobby Lee? Okay.
34:01 Speaker 08 I don't know.
34:03 Speaker 06 I just, I thought it was a game stop.
34:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:06 Speaker 08 Anyway.
34:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So what's the tension about?
34:08 Speaker 08 Thanks for having me here, Bobby.
34:09 Bobby Lee? Oh, good to see you again.
34:11 Speaker 08 Good to see you.
34:11 Bobby Lee? Ralph Barbosa, give him a round of applause.
34:14 Speaker 08 Thank you, guys.
34:14 Bobby Lee? Good to see you.
34:16 Speaker 06 This is why I don't like the headphones.
34:17 Speaker 08 A lot of men here.
34:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, Mexican. It's like a men la- layer. Dude, we could be, we could be a gang. We could be a gang. Yeah, don't you think?
34:27 Speaker 08 I'm past that.
34:28 Bobby Lee? Huh?
34:28 Speaker 08 Maybe you and Renee could. Renee's still very street, but...
34:31 Bobby Lee? You know what, bro? I'm fucking Little Chopsticks.
34:33 Speaker 08 I've outgrown the streets.
34:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's my name, dude. Call me Little Chopsticks, bro.
34:38 Speaker 06 It's the homie Little Chopsticks.
34:39 Bobby Lee? And what, who's the leader, dude? Who's the leader?
34:41 Speaker 08 Me, of course.
34:42 Speaker 06 I'm his leader.
34:42 Bobby Lee? Hey, homie, what do we do, dude, tonight? We gotta make some money, dude. What?
34:46 Speaker 06 That's our leader, dumbass.
34:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Hey dumbass.
34:50 Speaker 06 Hey dumbass.
34:51 Bobby Lee? Hey dumbass. What are we gonna do tonight? We got no fucking money, bro.
34:54 Speaker 08 Okay, we got the Laugh Factory today.
34:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, we're doing stand-up tonight?
34:57 Speaker 08 We're going to do stand-up, fools.
34:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:00 Speaker 06 What? Do you have Laugh Factory today?
35:02 Speaker 08 Why'd you tell him? It's improv.
35:05 Bobby Lee? Okay. Whoa, dude.
35:06 Speaker 08 This is just for jokes today. I don't have a show at the Laugh Factory.
35:10 Speaker 06 You don't want me there?
35:11 Bobby Lee? You have a show tonight at the Laugh Factory and Renee's not invited? What the fuck is going on here, dude?
35:17 Speaker 08 Hypothetically.
35:18 Bobby Lee? Hey, Hyman!
35:19 Speaker 08 Hypothetically, I might have a show on Wednesday, not today.
35:22 Bobby Lee? Okay, hypothetically.
35:24 Speaker 08 Anyway.
35:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:26 Speaker 08 How you guys doing? It's cool to be here.
35:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:30 Speaker 08 Eat? No, go ahead, eat, bro. No, I actually brought you guys some sushi if you guys want sushi.
35:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm full, I'm good.
35:35 Speaker 08 You're good?
35:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
35:37 Speaker 08 You want some sushi, Renee?
35:39 Speaker 06 I'll take a bite.
35:39 Speaker 08 You take a bite of some sushi, Renee? We were just talking about, uh, Denny's.
35:43 Speaker 06 It's kinda rude, you know, you brought it.
35:44 Speaker 08 Y'all were, y'all talking about Denny's? Yeah, that one time. Renee, do you like wasabi?
35:49 Speaker 06 I do, actually.
35:50 Speaker 08 Yeah? Well, I got you all the wasabi.
35:54 Speaker 06 She was like, they're asking me if Michelle's the one, we sang a good song.
35:57 Speaker 08 What, you were singing a good song?
35:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we were singing a really good song.
36:00 Speaker 08 What song? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're like those autistic guys who were attacked.
36:12 Speaker 08 What are we singing? What are we singing about?
36:15 Speaker 06 Hyman is, uh...
36:16 Speaker 08 Wasabi?
36:17 Speaker 06 Hyman had, listen, Hyman reaching his peak.
36:19 Speaker 08 Wasabi. Wasabi. Do you like wasabi like me? Yes, I love wasabi like you.
36:29 Speaker 08 And together we are two.
36:34 Speaker 08 Put some wasabi on my pancakes. And I call it Bobby Lee cakes.
36:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay.
36:41 Speaker 08 Alright.
36:41 Bobby Lee? Good.
36:42 Speaker 08 Yeah?
36:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, very good, dude. We'll write it.
36:44 Speaker 06 What's that crunchy recipe that you, that you, that you went viral for?
36:48 Speaker 08 That wasn't me, dude.
36:50 Bobby Lee? Bro, bro, that wasn't fucking me.
36:53 Speaker 06 Tell him the recipe you went viral for. There's a, there's a, there's a video of him explaining how to make something.
36:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'd never done a video of how to make anything.
37:02 Speaker 08 Do you know Renee's girlfriend?
37:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Asian one.
37:05 Speaker 08 Yeah.
37:06 Bobby Lee? They're in love. Did you like her?
37:07 Speaker 08 Yeah, she's cool.
37:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:09 Speaker 08 Yeah, one time she stormed out of a Denny's.
37:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we talked about it already. Cause she was drunk, you were there too. He was drunk. He was acting a fool.
37:16 Speaker 08 He was. It was definitely Renee's fault.
37:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, well, it's the kind of shit he was saying, bro.
37:20 Speaker 08 Yeah, and then, oh, what was he saying?
37:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, what was he saying?
37:23 Speaker 06 Don't say what.
37:24 Speaker 08 Ah, yeah, maybe I should've said.
37:25 Speaker 06 Okay, as long as it's okay.
37:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:27 Speaker 08 Nah.
37:27 Speaker 06 Not gonna be okay.
37:27 Bobby Lee? What was he saying?
37:30 Bobby Lee? Give me the gist.
37:31 Speaker 08 He was just like, he was just like, he was going Scarface. He had Scarface and he's just like, "Say goodnight to the bad guy", like.
37:40 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see.
37:40 Speaker 08 Yeah, but like a very, yeah.
37:42 Bobby Lee? When you get drunk, you probably get chill.
37:45 Speaker 08 Me?
37:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:46 Speaker 08 I, I usually, yeah.
37:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:48 Speaker 06 Yeah.
37:49 Speaker 08 Nobody can tell I'm drunk.
37:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
37:51 Speaker 08 Yeah, that's why they left me.
37:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:54 Speaker 08 In a hotel room.
37:57 Speaker 08 In my own throw up.
37:59 Speaker 06 Oh, yeah, I heard that happen.
38:00 Speaker 08 You heard that happen?
38:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:02 Speaker 06 That's a fucked up thing.
38:02 Speaker 08 The paramedics had to find me.
38:04 Bobby Lee? Are you being real?
38:05 Speaker 08 I'm being for real.
38:06 Bobby Lee? And you, you were choking on your own throw up?
38:08 Speaker 08 No.
38:09 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:09 Speaker 08 But the throw up was, maybe I was choking a bit.
38:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whose throw up was it?
38:13 Speaker 08 It was mine.
38:14 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:15 Speaker 08 And the throw up, I was in a tub.
38:19 Bobby Lee? Oh, you were in a bathtub, taking a bath?
38:22 Speaker 08 Yeah, I don't remember doing that, though.
38:24 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:25 Speaker 08 All I remember is this big old white man, big old firefighter.
38:28 Bobby Lee? What the fuck? Explain.
38:30 Speaker 08 It wakes me up.
38:31 Bobby Lee? You're naked, oh, you're, so you're naked in the bathtub, you vomit on yourself?
38:36 Speaker 08 Yeah.
38:36 Bobby Lee? And all of a sudden, a big white paramedic comes in?
38:39 Speaker 08 Yeah, or if, I think he was a firefighter.
38:41 Bobby Lee? Son, what you doing in there, bathing in throw up?
38:43 Speaker 08 He said, "You ain't from around here, it's your boy."
38:45 Bobby Lee? Oh, he said that?
38:46 Speaker 08 And I knew I was in trouble.
38:47 Bobby Lee? You're in trouble.
38:48 Speaker 08 Nah.
38:48 Bobby Lee? Did you go on a gurney?
38:50 Speaker 08 A gurney?
38:51 Bobby Lee? A gurn?
38:52 Speaker 08 Those beds?
38:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, is that, have I said that right?
38:55 Speaker 08 Yeah. Gurney? Gurney.
38:56 Speaker 06 Nah, they tried to take me, but I, I.
38:59 Bobby Lee? That's a gurney.
39:00 Speaker 08 I refuse to go.
39:01 Speaker 06 There's gotta be a better word for that.
39:02 Speaker 08 They had to ask.
39:08 Speaker 08 Well, it's because a gurney is like, the meaning is like, it has wheels.
39:12 Speaker 06 It sounds like that would be his name. Hey, I'm gurney.
39:16 Bobby Lee? Like a Mexican Sesame Street.
39:18 Speaker 06 Yeah, I'm gurney.
39:21 Speaker 08 Gurney, you're the, you're the character specifically to help dyslexic kids.
39:27 Speaker 08 It's okay, guys.
39:28 Speaker 06 A lot of kids look up to you, man.
39:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Do you think, um, Jaime has some sort of mental thing or no?
39:33 Speaker 06 You know, hey, hey, hey, you know what's crazy? When we were on tour, every time we left the room, that's the question everyone says like, hey dude, is that guy serious?
39:41 Bobby Lee? I feel like it's a mental thing.
39:42 Speaker 06 Hey dude, is he, you think, is he mentally like, ew, is he just fucking with us? Cause we can't tell.
39:46 Speaker 08 This who you betray me for? For these guys who think you're mentally ill?
39:50 Speaker 06 I never said you're mentally ill. The people around you think you're mentally ill.
39:55 Speaker 08 Bobby and Rini.
39:56 Bobby Lee? I didn't say you're mentally, I was asking, is he? I mean, Ralph, you've known him the longest, as a kid. Was he mentally ill then?
40:03 Speaker 08 No, he's fine.
40:04 Bobby Lee? He was fine, okay, alright.
40:06 Speaker 08 It's you people who are weird.
40:09 Speaker 08 He's not a monster.
40:09 Bobby Lee? I don't think so, dude.
40:10 Speaker 08 He's not a monster, alright? He's my friend.
40:14 Bobby Lee? Okay.
40:14 Speaker 06 No one called him a monster.
40:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, no one called him.
40:16 Speaker 08 Oh, well, sometimes he is.
40:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like, would you guys go to Arby's together as a kids?
40:20 Speaker 08 Oh, no. I hated Arby's.
40:21 Bobby Lee? Why?
40:22 Speaker 06 You hate Arby's? I never had Arby's.
40:23 Bobby Lee? I like that Arby's sauce, dude.
40:25 Speaker 06 Yeah?
40:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:25 Speaker 06 I've never had Arby's. I heard their fries are the best, though.
40:27 Bobby Lee? They have a good fries, though. Jalapeno pop. No? Okay, what do you mean?
40:31 Speaker 08 Bobby, sometimes he's like a white man. Don't.
40:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:35 Speaker 08 Don't let him tie you into.
40:36 Bobby Lee? Alright, I only gotta tie you into that.
40:37 Speaker 08 He gets the meat mountain sandwich, right?
40:39 Bobby Lee? Okay. Anyway, um, what'd you say?
40:41 Speaker 08 The meat mountain?
40:42 Bobby Lee? Meat mountain. What's that at?
40:44 Speaker 08 The Arby's.
40:45 Bobby Lee? Oh, they have a meat mountain there?
40:47 Speaker 08 Yeah.
40:47 Bobby Lee? Oh, then you know about Arby's?
40:49 Speaker 08 No, cause I watch TikTok.
40:51 Speaker 06 His dad manages the McDonald's for years. He has to know all the competition.
40:54 Speaker 08 Are you showering?
40:55 Speaker 06 Yes, dude.
40:55 Bobby Lee? Oh, he loves you. He misses you so much.
40:58 Speaker 08 You're not wearing a hat, right?
40:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's it.
41:00 Speaker 06 What is that one for?
41:01 Speaker 08 Got you a hat.
41:03 Speaker 06 That, I've seen a video of the.
41:04 Bobby Lee? That's a meat mountain.
41:05 Speaker 06 The meat mountain, there you go.
41:06 Bobby Lee? What are you guys talking about?
41:07 Speaker 08 Nothing.
41:08 Bobby Lee? Oh my god, here we go.
41:09 Speaker 08 Jaime.
41:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
41:10 Speaker 08 Oh yeah, that's.
41:11 Bobby Lee? That's it.
41:12 Speaker 08 Five minutes, yeah, yeah.
41:14 Speaker 06 It's like all of Jaime's exes put together.
41:15 Speaker 08 Yeah.
41:23 Bobby Lee? That's right, that's true.
41:26 Bobby Lee? Hey Gloria. Hey guys, we have a new guest coming in, Gloria.
41:30 Speaker 08 Wait, where's mine?
41:31 Speaker 06 Gloria!
41:32 Bobby Lee? Hi Gloria.
41:33 Speaker 06 Nice to meet you Gloria.
41:34 Bobby Lee? Oh, she's feisty tonight. Hey Gloria, where have you been Galon?
41:40 Speaker 01 The underworld.
41:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, she's from the underworld. How are the warlocks treating you over there?
41:45 Speaker 01 Otherwise known as Fort Lauderdale.
41:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Have you been hanging out with the warlocks and the gargoyles?
41:53 Speaker 01 I've been...
41:54 Speaker 08 Hold on, this thing keeps falling off. It's hard to be in character. Shout out to actors.
41:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
42:00 Speaker 08 Where are they?
42:02 Speaker 06 I like, I like you Gloria.
42:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, go get me a wig.
42:05 Speaker 06 I like you.
42:05 Speaker 01 You don't know the first thing about me.
42:07 Speaker 06 I like you a lot. I don't need to know anything about you, I see right through you.
42:11 Speaker 01 Do you like wine?
42:13 Speaker 06 I love wine.
42:13 Bobby Lee? We love wine.
42:14 Speaker 01 White wine or red.
42:16 Speaker 06 That's just mine, man, go find your own.
42:18 Bobby Lee? Gloria, Gloria.
42:21 Speaker 01 The ice on his chain, what kind of medieval wine do you have today Gloria?
42:27 Speaker 01 The ice is blinding.
42:29 Speaker 06 Gloria, are you?
42:29 Speaker 01 His chain.
42:30 Speaker 06 Gloria, are you gay?
42:32 Speaker 08 I don't know, I didn't know I was gonna be a chick.
42:34 Bobby Lee? Oh shit.
42:35 Speaker 08 I thought this was a dude.
42:36 Bobby Lee? Alright, well.
42:37 Speaker 06 Like a vampire, like a Dracula.
42:39 Speaker 08 Bobby took you to a chick place.
42:41 Bobby Lee? Okay, sorry dude, would you start the improv over again?
42:44 Speaker 08 No, it's okay.
42:45 Speaker 01 The chain, he must take it off.
42:46 Speaker 06 He's like a rocker, like Tenacious D.
42:48 Speaker 08 This is how I figure out I'm a woman.
42:49 Bobby Lee? Give me a wig.
42:50 Speaker 06 Tenacious D!
42:53 Speaker 01 The chain, the chain must come off.
42:58 Speaker 08 Now, we're watching a lot of vampire movies lately?
43:01 Speaker 06 Ah, I can't get into those.
43:04 Speaker 01 Can you do something about the fluorescent lights?
43:05 Speaker 08 Can't get into vampire movies, bro? Why, why are you not open minded? Bobby just looks normal.
43:14 Speaker 05 Yeah, it's kinda pretty.
43:15 Speaker 06 You look like a Steve Aoki, Aoki, what's his name?
43:17 Bobby Lee? Hey dude, what's up dude? What's up bro, I'm DJing right now bro? Fuck yeah, I'm gonna throw a kick in your face dude! Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum.
43:31 Speaker 06 Some of my favorite characters in Bob Leish. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?
43:36 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
43:36 Speaker 06 That was some of my favorite shows. The dictator.
43:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it was the fucking dictator. I've never seen that. I've never seen, I've never seen that.
43:45 Speaker 08 Cindy Kim?
43:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
43:46 Speaker 08 I can't, I can't do this.
43:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
43:48 Speaker 08 I mean, I can, but like, I shouldn't.
43:51 Bobby Lee? But you're doing it.
43:52 Speaker 06 Are you talking about sex?
43:54 Speaker 08 Look at you, look at you.
43:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
43:55 Speaker 05 Wow.
43:56 Bobby Lee? What, Ralph, what are you, what are you like in that? You're so weird, God.
44:01 Speaker 06 He talks about it on stage on his Hulu special, streaming right now.
44:04 Bobby Lee? I bet he goes, I bet he says this, can I stick it in?
44:09 Bobby Lee? You don't say that?
44:10 Speaker 08 I mean, like, way earlier. I'm like, yo, later on, I'm good to stick it in later.
44:17 Bobby Lee? Oh, you do it later?
44:18 Speaker 08 Yeah.
44:19 Bobby Lee? And then when you actually do it, you don't announce it?
44:21 Speaker 06 Bobby.
44:22 Bobby Lee? What? What, dude? Fuck, bro, sorry, man.
44:25 Speaker 08 Good time.
44:26 Speaker 06 Being Ralph.
44:27 Speaker 08 That's how I know.
44:28 Speaker 06 Being Ralph is, uh, what do you say? What do the guys call it?
44:32 Speaker 08 That's a good wig. Where'd you get this wig from?
44:35 Speaker 06 At another wig store. I don't know.
44:37 Bobby Lee? Can you do something about the fluorescent lights?
44:42 Speaker 06 The brand said ebony on the side. I'm pretty sure you guys aren't supposed to be wearing this. We've meant for black women.
44:49 Bobby Lee? Okay, Renee, if we're, Renee, if we were three girls at a club, right? Which one would you hit on?
44:58 Bobby Lee? Why?
44:59 Speaker 06 What's wrong with us, man?
45:00 Bobby Lee? Come on. No, dude, come on.
45:02 Speaker 08 Come on, look at you guys.
45:03 Bobby Lee? Interview us.
45:03 Speaker 08 What?
45:04 Bobby Lee? Interview us.
45:04 Speaker 08 Maybe could I take care of my body?
45:06 Speaker 06 Yeah.
45:06 Speaker 08 First off.
45:07 Speaker 06 Okay, sure. Okay, first of all, this is like, like the ugly cousin, you know?
45:11 Speaker 08 That's the fridge.
45:12 Bobby Lee? What about, what about me?
45:13 Speaker 06 And you're like.
45:14 Speaker 08 You're like the really slutty girl that.
45:15 Speaker 06 You know, you know what? If you, if you shave, you would look like a, a, a, maybe.
45:20 Bobby Lee? Your girlfriend.
45:21 Speaker 06 No.
45:23 Bobby Lee? Renee, I'm your girlfriend.
45:25 Speaker 06 Oh, that's why.
45:26 Bobby Lee? Stop yelling at me at Denny's.
45:29 Bobby Lee? Okay, I didn't do shit. You're just drunk, okay?
45:33 Bobby Lee? You call me chin chong slut at any
45:37 Bobby Lee? Out loud, it's like everyone heard it.
45:39 Speaker 08 The video, I mean the video, the night we kinda like that actually.
45:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Renee, suck on my titties.
45:47 Bobby Lee? Now we're in the hotel. Do I kinda look like your girl or no?
45:50 Speaker 06 No, I'm not gonna say yes.
45:53 Speaker 08 What is it that you see in me though?
45:55 Speaker 06 I think, I think it's your vibe.
45:57 Speaker 08 Yeah?
45:57 Speaker 06 Yeah. And I think you seem like the smartest one out of both of them.
46:00 Bobby Lee? Well, it's ask us, ask us some questions and we can answer and we can figure out who the smartest one is.
46:05 Speaker 06 Okay.
46:05 Bobby Lee? Okay, go ahead.
46:06 Speaker 06 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
46:08 Bobby Lee? Okay, ready? Go ahead.
46:10 Speaker 06 Eight times six.
46:12 Bobby Lee? Eight, forty-eight.
46:13 Speaker 06 Forty-eight.
46:15 Speaker 08 I mean like
46:15 Speaker 06 Seven times seven.
46:16 Speaker 08 The fuck does it even matter?
46:18 Speaker 06 See, that's why I like you.
46:19 Bobby Lee? No, that, that, that, you're fucking cheating.
46:21 Speaker 06 Does it matter?
46:22 Bobby Lee? That's not, that doesn't, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:24 Speaker 08 Ask me.
46:24 Speaker 06 She's wise, she's wise.
46:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask us about wise things then. I know some things.
46:30 Speaker 08 I know some things too.
46:31 Speaker 06 Say something philosophical, like, you know, have you been thinking about anything, something that you feel in your heart?
46:35 Speaker 08 Let me say something, honey.
46:36 Bobby Lee? I, I got one.
46:37 Speaker 06 Let's see, go.
46:38 Bobby Lee? A life not self-examined is not a life worth living.
46:41 Speaker 08 Oh, bored me. He's stupid.
46:43 Speaker 06 He didn't even write that himself.
46:45 Bobby Lee? That's fucking Socrates though.
46:46 Speaker 06 Yeah, someone else said that.
46:47 Bobby Lee? That's fucking Socrates.
46:48 Speaker 08 I read that one.
46:49 Bobby Lee? This bitch doesn't know anything about Socrates.
46:50 Speaker 06 I like her because she's original, why? She comes up with her own stuff.
46:53 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, oh, I can, okay, go ahead.
46:54 Speaker 08 Listen, say something. Listen, listen bitch. A bad, a bad bitch like me? Ooh, that's right. A bad bitch like me? Yes. Okay bitch, leave me hanging ho. A caveman into an inventor, and an inventor into a caveman.
47:05 Speaker 06 Ooh.
47:05 Bobby Lee? Ooh.
47:06 Speaker 06 Wow.
47:08 Speaker 08 Nice bitch.
47:08 Speaker 06 Bad bitch.
47:12 Bobby Lee? It's a guy, it's a guy, it's a guy. You're gay.
47:15 Speaker 08 You're gay.
47:18 Bobby Lee? Wow.
47:19 Speaker 08 Ah, you're gay.
47:20 Speaker 06 I'm gay?
47:21 Bobby Lee? You're gay now, yeah. Cause I have, I have a fad.
47:24 Speaker 06 Have you seen that video of the guy? Like, what was it? Was it from Quantum Leap? Like, I'm retarded? Have you seen that?
47:30 Speaker 08 No, I haven't.
47:31 Speaker 06 Oh my god, nah, it just looks stupid.
47:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
47:34 Speaker 08 Don't say that on podcast.
47:35 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna take the wig off now, we're done with that sketch.
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48:46 Bobby Lee? I think he'll have three.
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48:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
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48:52 Speaker 07 .5, .01?
48:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
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50:58 Bobby Lee? We're done with that sketch?
51:01 Speaker 06 What's that say?
51:01 Speaker 08 Pretty good. By the way, Bobby, I met one of your old coworkers today.
51:06 Bobby Lee? Who?
51:06 Speaker 08 Spike.
51:07 Bobby Lee? Spike Feuerstein?
51:08 Speaker 08 Yes.
51:09 Bobby Lee? How do you know Spike?
51:10 Speaker 08 Oh, we, we go way back. Let me tell you. Uh, he's angry with you.
51:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:16 Speaker 08 Yeah.
51:17 Bobby Lee? Is it really Spike Feuerstein?
51:20 Speaker 08 Yeah, I hung out with him today. We were at, with the cars. I'll get sick off that.
51:24 Bobby Lee? Okay. Yeah.
51:26 Speaker 08 You'll be fine. Eat more.
51:27 Bobby Lee? Okay.
51:27 Speaker 08 Eat more of them.
51:28 Bobby Lee? So what did you and Spike?
51:29 Speaker 08 Eat up.
51:29 Bobby Lee? You just met him today?
51:30 Speaker 08 Yeah, I just met him today. I did a show. There's a lot of cars. We talked about stuff.
51:34 Bobby Lee? Uh, good dude.
51:35 Speaker 08 Very upset with you.
51:36 Bobby Lee? Why?
51:37 Speaker 08 You haven't hit him back.
51:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he, no, I have.
51:41 Speaker 08 Yeah?
51:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:42 Speaker 08 That's not what I heard.
51:42 Speaker 06 There's a lot of people upset with you, Bobby. Like, there's a lot, yeah.
51:45 Bobby Lee? Okay, tell me. Santino, but I always defend you.
51:49 Speaker 08 Me for what?
51:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:50 Speaker 08 No, he doesn't.
51:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
51:51 Speaker 08 I'm upset with you.
51:52 Bobby Lee? What are you excited about?
51:53 Speaker 08 You stole my best friend. And that guy stole my best friend.
51:58 Bobby Lee? Who?
51:58 Speaker 08 Luis. That guy with the mustache.
52:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, now we're getting somewhere, dude.
52:04 Speaker 06 What's um?
52:04 Bobby Lee? What's your name, bro?
52:05 Speaker 06 What's a mustache?
52:06 Bobby Lee? I met you before. Luis. Luis.
52:07 Speaker 08 Luis, oh la la.
52:08 Bobby Lee? Bro, why did you replace Luis?
52:11 Speaker 06 I think.
52:12 Bobby Lee? I mean, I'm Jaime for Luis.
52:13 Speaker 08 I didn't replace him.
52:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but.
52:15 Speaker 08 The man is always missing.
52:16 Speaker 06 I think I know one.
52:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay, here we go.
52:20 Speaker 08 You shut it.
52:21 Speaker 06 He has more followers.
52:23 Speaker 08 You shut your mouth, S.
52:24 Bobby Lee? Luis, you have more followers?
52:25 Speaker 08 Yeah.
52:25 Bobby Lee? Okay, how many followers do you have, Luis?
52:29 Speaker 08 Oh, my la.
52:30 Speaker 06 Hundred eighteen thousand.
52:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:34 Bobby Lee? One point five million.
52:36 Speaker 06 Yeah, so and and also he's like very into cars and he loves cars and and like I think like, you know, I think that's what Ralph's really into right now is like the car stuff and like Jaime can't really, doesn't really have any input on that.
52:49 Bobby Lee? Jaime knows a lot about cars, tell him about.
52:50 Speaker 06 But not as much as Luis.
52:51 Bobby Lee? The engines you like.
52:52 Speaker 08 Yes.
52:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
52:54 Speaker 08 There's the V six.
52:55 Speaker 06 But but but there's something that Luis, there's something that Luis.
52:59 Speaker 08 At least I have my Dantin running.
53:00 Speaker 06 We'll never have with Ralph that you have, Jaime.
53:02 Speaker 08 What?
53:02 Bobby Lee? What?
53:03 Speaker 06 That's the test of time.
53:04 Speaker 08 Thank you.
53:05 Bobby Lee? The test of time. That's philosophical, dude.
53:09 Speaker 06 You guys have lasted this whole time.
53:11 Bobby Lee? The whole time, look at this, look at how long they've been together.
53:14 Speaker 06 Wow.
53:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:14 Speaker 06 Which one are you, Jaime?
53:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah. He's the one that re-trusts.
53:20 Bobby Lee? Right?
53:21 Speaker 08 Uh huh.
53:21 Bobby Lee? Uh, the test of time, look. And you kind of, you kind of see Jaime in there, but. Somewhere in there, there's.
53:30 Speaker 06 I thought he did, I thought he did the lifting on purpose.
53:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:33 Speaker 08 Yeah, it's part of my bit.
53:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:36 Speaker 08 He's just such a comedic genius, he started doing it at a young age. Stuck to it. He's like, they'll fact check me one day.
53:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, was he shy?
53:46 Speaker 06 Why is Rob trying to get that girl?
53:49 Bobby Lee? Who is that girl?
53:50 Speaker 08 That's my little cousin.
53:51 Speaker 06 Oh.
53:52 Speaker 08 Oh, yeah.
53:53 Speaker 06 Oh, my bad, my bad.
53:54 Bobby Lee? Whoa.
53:55 Speaker 08 That's so funny, huh, Renee?
53:56 Speaker 06 Sorry.
53:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:58 Speaker 08 Anyway. So. For him to the HOA.
53:59 Speaker 06 Rob looks gangsterish.
54:01 Speaker 08 Shit, I know.
54:02 Speaker 06 He looked like, he looked like he'd be like, uh, uh, like, he looked like he was a reggaeton rapper.
54:06 Speaker 08 Why don't we pull up a picture of you and your dad? Oh, that's.
54:08 Speaker 06 Oh.
54:13 Speaker 08 Damn, darn.
54:14 Bobby Lee? Ow.
54:16 Speaker 06 What?
54:17 Speaker 08 That age, was that about the last time you saw him?
54:21 Speaker 06 I was actually.
54:22 Bobby Lee? He got him a lawyer.
54:24 Speaker 06 Yes.
54:25 Bobby Lee? He got him a lawyer, he's gonna help him get out.
54:27 Speaker 06 Yes.
54:28 Speaker 08 You're still on the process?
54:29 Speaker 06 That's a long process.
54:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
54:31 Speaker 08 Alright.
54:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Well, do you, do you get along with your dad?
54:34 Speaker 08 He's fine.
54:35 Bobby Lee? Okay. You told me you guys were fighting.
54:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what are you guys fighting about?
54:40 Speaker 08 Nothing.
54:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
54:42 Speaker 08 We fight over dumb stuff, like, where's my tools?
54:44 Bobby Lee? Oh.
54:44 Speaker 08 I don't like when he grabs my tools.
54:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, you don't?
54:47 Speaker 08 I don't.
54:47 Bobby Lee? You guys live with each other?
54:48 Speaker 08 Yeah. I live at his house.
54:50 Bobby Lee? Let him grab his tools. Do you really live at his?
54:52 Speaker 08 You think that way because you're like, oh, if my daddy was free, I would share all my tools with him. Guess what, Renee, you don't have tools. You know why? Because you grew up without a dad.
55:05 Speaker 06 You got me there.
55:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, is that you?
55:08 Speaker 06 No.
55:10 Bobby Lee? Who the fuck is that? How racist are you?
55:13 Speaker 06 That's Rob, that's Rob's page.
55:15 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's your dad?
55:15 Speaker 08 That's me and my uncle.
55:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Your uncle looks like a Colombian drug lord.
55:20 Speaker 08 I'm half right.
55:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:21 Speaker 06 If you go on my highlights, I think I have pictures of me as a baby.
55:23 Bobby Lee? Really?
55:25 Speaker 08 Dude, this is not Renee's time. Technically, it is, it's your episode today.
55:28 Speaker 06 Hey, man, Robert Bosa on Hulu, man, Planet Bosa. Go watch it.
55:32 Speaker 08 August 8. What is Renee, what are you promoting?
55:35 Speaker 06 I have, I'm working on my, I just dropped the tour, working on my hour, developing my hour, I mean, working my hour. So, you guys have been asking me for my hours, that's what we're working on.
55:42 Speaker 08 Ooh.
55:43 Speaker 06 That's the tour, that's what the tour.
55:45 Bobby Lee? Where do you want it, where are you gonna put it?
55:47 Speaker 06 Uh, I can't really say.
55:48 Bobby Lee? I think you're, I think you're at a point where you can sell it to a big streaming service.
55:51 Speaker 06 No, no, we, there's already. The top two.
55:55 Speaker 08 Yeah.
55:55 Speaker 06 Gonna be one of those.
55:56 Speaker 08 Tubi and who else?
55:57 Speaker 06 I can't say.
55:58 Speaker 08 Amazon Prime? Yeah. I'm fucking with you.
55:59 Speaker 06 But, uh, yeah, we have a lot of things in the works, man. A lot of things in the works.
56:03 Speaker 08 I'm producing it. I'm just kidding. Yeah. What do you have in the works? Can we talk about it or?
56:07 Speaker 06 I'm writing a TV show right now.
56:09 Speaker 08 Yeah.
56:12 Speaker 06 For a streaming service, I can't say.
56:14 Speaker 08 Okay.
56:15 Speaker 06 But they got, they, they got my idea.
56:17 Speaker 08 And what's, what's it up? Can you give us a little hint of what it's about?
56:21 Speaker 06 No.
56:21 Speaker 08 That's Renee?
56:23 Speaker 06 Yeah, that's me.
56:24 Speaker 08 You bite, you bite people's ankles. Yeah.
56:27 Speaker 06 Look at my ass.
56:27 Speaker 08 Yeah. What the hell, Renee? You look like one of those turtles in that soup.
56:35 Speaker 08 Are you a turtle?
56:35 Speaker 06 That's my, my dad. And look how fucking hairy I was.
56:38 Speaker 08 Oh. Your dad looks like the dude from GTA IV. Yeah. Nico Bellik.
56:45 Speaker 06 Nico Bellik.
56:46 Speaker 08 So your dad, how many, how many sons, I mean, how many kids are in the family?
56:50 Speaker 06 Four. Uh, there's five of sort of four from my dad.
56:52 Speaker 08 From your dad? And do you guys all visit him or no?
56:55 Speaker 06 Yeah, I mean, yeah, we can't visit him all at once, but yeah.
56:57 Speaker 08 You do.
56:57 Speaker 06 But it's, it's a physical visit too, you know?
56:59 Speaker 08 Yeah.
57:00 Speaker 06 It's like, you know, it's not like a through the mirror.
57:02 Speaker 08 Do you cry?
57:02 Speaker 06 No, no. Uh, you know, at first it was, yeah, I mean, there's moments where I think of, there's moments that I think, you know, get me tearing up sometimes, but.
57:10 Speaker 08 Yeah.
57:10 Speaker 06 I don't cry there. There's a lot of, there's some inmates in there that know me. Like, you know, and they'll go up to my dad like, dude, your son's funny as shit. A lot of the guards know me, um, because of my stand-up and stuff.
57:21 Speaker 08 Yeah, we know.
57:21 Speaker 06 I can't just be in there looking like a little bitch.
57:23 Speaker 08 That would happen when my dad was in prison and the people started recognizing me. They would tell him like, oh yeah, I know your son, but he's no Renee Vanka.
57:34 Speaker 08 Your dad was in prison? Yeah. Not to make it about me again, sorry, Renee.
57:40 Speaker 06 They were in jail for a similar thing.
57:42 Speaker 08 Oh, yeah. But your dad's out now. Yeah.
57:44 Speaker 06 Yeah. Yeah, he, he got him a good lawyer.
57:46 Speaker 08 I paid for an even better lawyer than Renee's lawyer.
57:50 Speaker 06 That's the difference.
57:51 Speaker 08 My dad had a lot of drugs. Is your mom and dad still together? My, they, I don't even, I don't think they've been together since they were like seventeen. Oh. Yeah. Is your mom single? No.
58:03 Speaker 06 He tried to fuck my mom, remember?
58:04 Speaker 08 I tried to fuck your mom, his mom, right? Why? Why? She's single and I? My mom's with a black guy, Bobby. Whoa. You want that guy coming?
58:10 Speaker 06 A lot of pussy farts.
58:14 Bobby Lee? Wait. If you end up with her. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
58:18 Speaker 08 You need a song for that.
58:18 Bobby Lee? Wait, queefs.
58:19 Speaker 08 Oh, yeah, queefs.
58:20 Bobby Lee? So what you're saying is, if I had sex with your mom, it would be queef machine?
58:24 Speaker 08 I'm not saying that, he's saying that.
58:25 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah. I'm saying compared to the guy.
58:26 Speaker 08 Why would I say that about my own mother?
58:28 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's true, my bad.
58:29 Speaker 08 I'm saying, do you want a black guy showing up to your house?
58:33 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's what you meant?
58:34 Speaker 08 Yeah.
58:34 Bobby Lee? Okay.
58:35 Speaker 08 Being mad that you're hollering at my mom.
58:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, and what would he say to me, do you think?
58:38 Speaker 08 He'd be like, "Hey, did my wife queef on you?"
58:44 Speaker 08 I'm not gonna do the voice, because that's a little...
58:46 Bobby Lee? But when he says this, I'm offended, because I think he's saying is that after a black penis, my little penis is gonna make her queef. I never said you had a little penis, Bobby.
58:55 Speaker 08 Is that, is that how it works?
58:56 Bobby Lee? I think that's what it was saying.
58:57 Speaker 06 I know exactly what he was saying.
58:58 Bobby Lee? That's exactly what I meant, but I never said it. Yeah, I know, but that's what you meant.
59:01 Speaker 06 The second you said it, I was thinking.
59:01 Speaker 08 Wait, is that a thing, that's how it works?
59:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
59:03 Speaker 08 Because there's been like a bigger penis.
59:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah. He just found out, like, "What? Yeah. I thought I was doing a good job." I would bet a thousand dollars right now.
59:11 Speaker 08 Now I'm gonna listen out for three.
59:11 Bobby Lee? If we all got erect, and we compared, I'm just saying, a thousand dollars right now in cash, right, that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Except for the coloring.
59:22 Speaker 08 No way.
59:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yours would be more olive.
59:24 Speaker 08 Rene's is way darker than ours.
59:26 Bobby Lee? That's what I'm saying. It'd be darker, but in terms of size, I bet you I can fucking compete. We've seen you naked, dude. No, but not, not, not like full erect. I'm a grower, dude.
59:37 Speaker 08 Yours and mine would be around the same color, Jaime's would probably be like pink.
59:40 Bobby Lee? I wanna fucking see. Yours would be pink.
59:42 Speaker 08 No, he'd be green.
59:43 Bobby Lee? Oh, great, alien, alien style.
59:45 Speaker 08 His thing is gross.
59:46 Bobby Lee? Reptiles.
59:46 Speaker 08 His ass was green that one time.
59:48 Bobby Lee? What, what time?
59:49 Speaker 08 We were kids. I thought I told you about that, one time we pantsed him and his ass cheek was green. That was the right cheek. And you think his penis is gonna be... I don't know.
59:57 Bobby Lee? Like, Mount Valley green?
59:59 Speaker 08 I already told this, I fell down.
1:00:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, you fell down, okay. You fell down on your ass.
1:00:03 Speaker 08 It's like bruising, I guess. Look, man, green ass, green ass, that thing was an anomaly.
1:00:09 Speaker 06 The Grinch?
1:00:11 Bobby Lee? Grinch color, whoa. Do you guys believe that there are aliens here?
1:00:15 Speaker 06 No.
1:00:15 Speaker 08 Do I believe that there's aliens here? Yes, they're trying to get us all out. And I don't like it. There's a shitload of aliens here. They're hardworking.
1:00:23 Bobby Lee? No, that's not what I meant.
1:00:25 Speaker 08 I know what you meant.
1:00:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:27 Speaker 08 I mean, I don't know.
1:00:27 Bobby Lee? Like little grays.
1:00:28 Speaker 08 Why would they wanna hang out?
1:00:29 Speaker 06 Like Roswell, New Mexico aliens?
1:00:31 Bobby Lee? No.
1:00:32 Speaker 06 Black box?
1:00:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Santa Fe, New Mexico.
1:00:34 Speaker 06 Wow.
1:00:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, no, yeah, Roswell, like.
1:00:36 Speaker 08 Wait, is there really a difference between Santa Fe aliens and Roswell?
1:00:39 Speaker 06 Well, Roswell is where they found the UFO, right?
1:00:41 Speaker 08 And what's going on with Santa Fe?
1:00:42 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
1:00:43 Speaker 06 Like.
1:00:43 Bobby Lee? There's a lot of, a couple of guys.
1:00:44 Speaker 08 You being an asshole to my buddy Renee here?
1:00:46 Speaker 06 Yeah, you noticed that?
1:00:47 Bobby Lee? What are you gonna do about it?
1:00:47 Speaker 08 You're a smart ass?
1:00:48 Bobby Lee? What are you gonna do about it, man?
1:00:50 Speaker 08 Fuck up your toilet, maybe?
1:00:53 Speaker 08 The sushi's not sitting right.
1:00:55 Speaker 06 Can I get an autograph from you before we leave though?
1:00:57 Bobby Lee? Are you being real?
1:00:58 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:00:58 Bobby Lee? I'll sign one of my comics.
1:00:59 Speaker 06 Yeah, that'd be cool.
1:01:00 Bobby Lee? See that comic that I have?
1:01:01 Speaker 06 I'm collecting, I'm collecting.
1:01:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you a comic, yeah.
1:01:04 Speaker 08 He really is, this guy's a little weird right now.
1:01:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:08 Speaker 08 He's got like, in his house, he sends me pictures. He has like, a thousand autographed posters.
1:01:13 Speaker 06 I just bought the, my, um, a Sandlot one with all nine of them signed, the cast.
1:01:17 Speaker 08 I don't know how he did it, he has an autographed Anne Frank book.
1:01:24 Bobby Lee? I don't know how you did that.
1:01:25 Speaker 06 That was expensive, man.
1:01:26 Bobby Lee? That was expensive, yeah.
1:01:27 Speaker 06 Won that one in auction.
1:01:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Like, how much, do you pay, so you pay, so?
1:01:31 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:01:31 Speaker 08 This man is spending, uh, like a, like a quarter of his income.
1:01:35 Speaker 06 I have, I have a lot of, uh.
1:01:36 Bobby Lee? What's the most?
1:01:37 Speaker 06 My account hasn't stopped me, so that's not, that's a good thing.
1:01:40 Bobby Lee? What about George Washington, would you, how much would you pay for a George Washington?
1:01:43 Speaker 06 I don't know, I don't pay for George Washington.
1:01:45 Bobby Lee? He's the president of?
1:01:46 Speaker 08 I'd buy it and then I'd like burn it just to like.
1:01:48 Speaker 06 I mean, I'd probably buy it to like, to be selling, like, you know, go to the time. I buy things that, you know, that hit me in the heart.
1:01:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see. Celine Dion.
1:01:56 Speaker 06 Uh, no, but I just bought like a 50 cent give it to like Try and Buy, no sign.
1:02:00 Bobby Lee? Uh huh.
1:02:01 Speaker 06 Um, you know, just like, you know, Jim Carrey.
1:02:04 Bobby Lee? Oh, Jim Carrey. Have you met him?
1:02:05 Speaker 06 Nope.
1:02:06 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:02:07 Speaker 06 That'd be a dream. Does he even go out anymore?
1:02:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, he's a great guy.
1:02:10 Speaker 06 Is that a song?
1:02:10 Speaker 08 That is a song.
1:02:11 Speaker 06 You been practicing drums?
1:02:13 Speaker 08 I've been practicing.
1:02:13 Speaker 06 Nice. That's what the fuck you're doing, man?
1:02:19 Speaker 08 You know the song that he's playing? And I buy posters with autographs and I like touching Jaime's ass. My name is Rene. I like to hang out with Bobby today.
1:02:33 Bobby Lee? Ah, pretty good, very good for improvising.
1:02:35 Speaker 08 Sorry, where are you going with this?
1:02:39 Bobby Lee? So how many signatures do you have? A thousand, really?
1:02:41 Speaker 06 I gotta count, I gotta count, man, but no, I have a good amount. I'll say, I don't know, man. I spent over...
1:02:45 Bobby Lee? What do you think, girls are gonna go over there, "Oh, you, you know George Clooney?"
1:02:49 Speaker 06 No, man.
1:02:50 Bobby Lee? What's the point of them?
1:02:51 Speaker 06 No, at first, at first, it started because I wanted to build my office and then a game room would just like... You know, it's just kinda like when you, when you build, when you design your house and you want shit around you that's inspiring.
1:03:01 Speaker 08 Yeah, but it would be interesting.
1:03:02 Speaker 06 And, and, and I'd rather buy the real signature and let it go out as opposed to just buying a poster.
1:03:06 Speaker 08 It's not gonna go up in value for a lot of these people. Let me tell you something, this Hollywood, a lot of these people that you've got autograph shit from were at Diddy parties, the other half of your autograph list were at Epstein's Island.
1:03:17 Speaker 06 No, they weren't. Tom Hanks wasn't there.
1:03:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah. He's on the flight logs, no?
1:03:21 Speaker 08 He's on the flight logs.
1:03:23 Bobby Lee? Is he really? I don't think he is.
1:03:24 Speaker 08 I think he might be.
1:03:25 Bobby Lee? I don't think so. I don't think so.
1:03:26 Speaker 08 Yeah, I'm heartbroken.
1:03:27 Bobby Lee? I love Tom Hanks, no?
1:03:28 Speaker 06 Tom Hanks not there.
1:03:28 Speaker 08 But the thing is, you need autograph stuff from people that you know so that when you're giving tours of your house, you can be like, "Oh, yeah."
1:03:34 Speaker 06 I'm gonna have that, I'm gonna have that.
1:03:36 Speaker 08 Most of them is like, "This is from eBay." "This one's from eBay as well."
1:03:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:40 Speaker 06 I like it.
1:03:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's right. What's better is if you and I took a photo, we'll take a photo after this, right? And then I'll sign that for you and then you frame that and have the photo above, because we're friends, there's a connection.
1:03:50 Speaker 06 I like that.
1:03:51 Bobby Lee? That's better.
1:03:51 Speaker 08 I refuse to sign.
1:03:52 Speaker 06 Yeah, but... But some of these people, I'm not gonna do that, and I still want it. And it's a nice piece to just have.
1:03:58 Speaker 08 Nah, it is nice, yeah. Oh, it's good, bro. Good for you.
1:04:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:04:01 Speaker 06 You fucking collect cars. I don't tell you shit.
1:04:03 Speaker 08 Hey, you do.
1:04:04 Speaker 06 No, I don't. I love your cars and I think they're gonna...
1:04:07 Speaker 08 Why you drive yourself? You need a driver.
1:04:09 Speaker 06 Yeah, that's the truth.
1:04:10 Bobby Lee? How many cars you have?
1:04:11 Speaker 06 Because he drives like a dumbass and then...
1:04:14 Bobby Lee? Okay, tell me about it.
1:04:15 Speaker 08 Every last one, friend, I won't lose you to... I'm not gonna die.
1:04:20 Speaker 06 That's one, that's one, that's one thing that we share. We, we get anxiety on planes. The amount of flights that we take a week, it's kinda...
1:04:27 Speaker 08 It is nice flying with Renee, cuz he lets me lean on his shoulder.
1:04:29 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:04:30 Speaker 08 We're each other's emotional support animals.
1:04:33 Bobby Lee? Oh. Do you think it's gonna go down? I know what it is, Ritchie Valens. That's when it first happened.
1:04:39 Speaker 06 Yeah, that's what it is.
1:04:41 Speaker 06 You know they have Final Destination.
1:04:42 Bobby Lee? Remember Ritchie Valens? That's when you first thought of it.
1:04:44 Speaker 08 That's every Mexican, touring Mexican.
1:04:45 Bobby Lee? Oh, Donna. Oh, how does that make you feel when I sing that? Is that your idol, Ritchie Valens, or what, bro?
1:04:55 Speaker 06 Yeah, man, born and raised Ritchie Valens.
1:04:57 Speaker 08 Sounds like an Asian dude doing a Ritchie Valens.
1:04:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, Donna.
1:05:00 Speaker 08 Oh, Donna.
1:05:02 Speaker 06 I bought a guitar that was like the same one he used in the thing.
1:05:05 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
1:05:06 Speaker 06 Was it the exact same one?
1:05:07 Speaker 08 Was it autographed, I'll tell you that much.
1:05:08 Speaker 06 It was not autographed. That's a hard autograph to find.
1:05:11 Bobby Lee? But you know what? Donna was a white chick, bro.
1:05:13 Speaker 08 That's good, that's badass.
1:05:14 Bobby Lee? Oh, in the 50s? I think that's a pretty good thing for a Mexican dude to be hooking up with a white chick?
1:05:18 Speaker 08 Yeah.
1:05:18 Speaker 06 Dude.
1:05:19 Bobby Lee? That's victory.
1:05:20 Speaker 08 The only thing that could top a Mexican dude making a song about a white chick is if the white chick made a song about a Mexican dude. Which I think there is.
1:05:28 Speaker 06 Somebody...
1:05:28 Bobby Lee? Hey, Raoul.
1:05:31 Speaker 08 There's something like that.
1:05:32 Bobby Lee? Hey, Raoul.
1:05:33 Speaker 08 Bro, there's a west, there's like a country western song like that.
1:05:37 Bobby Lee? Really?
1:05:37 Speaker 08 Yeah. Or maybe it's about tequila.
1:05:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05:43 Speaker 06 Look, I got this the other day. Mister Vaca, how do I, a young Mexican, bag a fine Asian? Please, let me know.
1:05:50 Bobby Lee? Okay, what?
1:05:50 Speaker 06 It's a DM I got.
1:05:51 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
1:05:52 Speaker 06 That's what I'm saying. So you're talking about Mexican getting a white girl. It's a trophy. I think a lot of people look at us getting it.
1:05:57 Bobby Lee? Have you tried one of those?
1:05:58 Speaker 08 I don't try. What is this?
1:05:59 Bobby Lee? It's the most sourest, um, um, sour balls you can eat. It's gonna ruin your taste buds.
1:06:03 Speaker 06 Really?
1:06:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:06:04 Speaker 08 It's gonna ruin my taste buds?
1:06:05 Speaker 06 It's called black death.
1:06:06 Bobby Lee? It's called black death.
1:06:08 Speaker 08 These consume within six months.
1:06:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:06:10 Speaker 08 When'd you get these?
1:06:11 Bobby Lee? A month ago. Yeah. Six months ago.
1:06:14 Speaker 06 Why, why? They gave it to you?
1:06:16 Bobby Lee? No, I bought it. I love sour stuff.
1:06:18 Speaker 08 You want one, Renee?
1:06:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Stick it in your mouth.
1:06:21 Speaker 06 What have I got to eat, pussy?
1:06:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:06:24 Speaker 08 Okay, so it ruins your taste buds, but it's not that sour?
1:06:27 Bobby Lee? It leaves a bad taste in your teeth. No, it doesn't.
1:06:29 Speaker 08 It does a bad taste.
1:06:30 Bobby Lee? Give me one right now, dude. I'll eat one right now, dude. Eat it.
1:06:32 Speaker 08 Eat two.
1:06:33 Bobby Lee? No, I can't eat two.
1:06:34 Speaker 08 A hundred bucks, eat two. Everybody knows you can eat one. Eat two.
1:06:38 Bobby Lee? I can barely eat one. I can barely eat one. They're really sour, dude.
1:06:41 Speaker 06 You're gonna look like Ed Ed and Eddie Hoot the Big Job.
1:06:44 Bobby Lee? Hey, did you know I miss my...
1:06:47 Speaker 06 You really gonna do it? You guys just don't care about my podcast, do you?
1:06:51 Bobby Lee? You know, you know what this looks like? Your mom's boyfriend's testicle.
1:06:55 Speaker 06 Ohhhhh.
1:06:57 Bobby Lee? You're gonna put it back. Look, look.
1:06:59 Speaker 06 Cause he's black.
1:07:00 Bobby Lee? Look, look at me.
1:07:00 Speaker 06 That's racist.
1:07:01 Speaker 08 It's not like you're roasting me, it's not like I like.
1:07:03 Speaker 06 Cause he's a little ashy?
1:07:06 Speaker 06 You're racist, man, that's racist, that's racist.
1:07:10 Speaker 08 It's not like I'm like, stop Bobby, that's my mom's boyfriend. I didn't think your eyes could go smaller.
1:07:17 Bobby Lee? Those things are like inverted.
1:07:20 Bobby Lee? Oh my god. He's acting. I'm not acting, it's pretty bad.
1:07:24 Speaker 06 I can tell by his eyes, nah.
1:07:25 Bobby Lee? You don't have any balls. Eat one dude. You have no balls dude. Man up.
1:07:31 Speaker 06 You're not gonna eat one, Rene?
1:07:32 Speaker 08 He has balls.
1:07:34 Speaker 06 I was like.
1:07:35 Speaker 08 Yeah, it's.
1:07:37 Bobby Lee? Why?
1:07:38 Speaker 06 If he's gonna ruin my taste buds?
1:07:39 Speaker 08 If you don't eat, nobody's gonna watch.
1:07:41 Speaker 06 I was looking for again a Birkin double double.
1:07:43 Speaker 08 If nobody, if you don't eat this, nobody's gonna watch my new Hulu special.
1:07:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, no one's gonna watch it if you don't eat one.
1:07:50 Speaker 06 That's not true, a lot of people watch.
1:07:51 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:07:54 Speaker 08 Why are you chewing?
1:07:56 Speaker 06 Oh, what the fucking monster?
1:07:59 Bobby Lee? How do you chew on it?
1:08:00 Speaker 06 You never had a sour, you don't have a sour candy?
1:08:04 Speaker 08 We all heard that, right?
1:08:04 Bobby Lee? Oh no, you know what? He got to the sugary part first, that's the way you do it.
1:08:07 Speaker 06 Ohhh, but how is it though?
1:08:10 Speaker 08 Good. Wait, so don't chew it?
1:08:13 Speaker 06 Oh my god.
1:08:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you just suck on it, yeah, yeah.
1:08:17 Speaker 06 Now you, Renee.
1:08:18 Speaker 08 I have stupid friends.
1:08:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:21 Speaker 05 It doesn't seem that bad.
1:08:23 Bobby Lee? You got two, that's amazing.
1:08:24 Speaker 06 You try it.
1:08:25 Bobby Lee? You do, you'll try one?
1:08:26 Speaker 06 If it was something spicy, I'd do something spicy.
1:08:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:08:28 Speaker 06 I'm a big spicy guy.
1:08:29 Bobby Lee? You just hand her one.
1:08:31 Speaker 06 Alright, give her one.
1:08:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:32 Speaker 06 You gonna try it?
1:08:33 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:08:33 Bobby Lee? Uh, can you put the sushi away? I don't like the smell.
1:08:37 Bobby Lee? It's fucking me up dude. It's pretty, it's pretty sour, yeah, it's pretty sour, yeah, yeah.
1:08:41 Speaker 06 For real, you don't like, dude, it's your food.
1:08:45 Speaker 08 Can I just chew it now?
1:08:46 Bobby Lee? What? Look at how Chinese, uh...
1:08:51 Bobby Lee? Look how Chinese he looks.
1:08:52 Speaker 08 Ohhh, Chinese food no software. Hey, I was just...
1:08:56 Bobby Lee? You look like the first Chinese person to ever exist.
1:08:57 Speaker 06 I just started watching Rush Hour.
1:08:59 Bobby Lee? Oh my god, are you kidding me?
1:09:01 Speaker 05 That's really bad.
1:09:02 Speaker 06 That's racist.
1:09:04 Speaker 05 Oh my god.
1:09:05 Speaker 08 It's like so sour that it's not...
1:09:07 Bobby Lee? It's not sour.
1:09:08 Speaker 05 It's not good.
1:09:09 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah.
1:09:10 Speaker 05 It's not enjoyable.
1:09:13 Bobby Lee? Once you get to the show agree part, it's bearable.
1:09:16 Speaker 05 I didn't get there.
1:09:17 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:09:18 Speaker 05 Oh my god.
1:09:18 Bobby Lee? Anyway.
1:09:19 Speaker 06 Watching Rush Hour again?
1:09:20 Speaker 08 You're watching Rush Hour again?
1:09:22 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:09:22 Speaker 08 Why? Just because it's a cancelable movie now?
1:09:24 Speaker 06 No it's not.
1:09:26 Speaker 08 You sent me the picture, you were like, "Look, this is ridiculous."
1:09:28 Speaker 06 Oh, that was a long time ago.
1:09:29 Bobby Lee? Did you guys see Weapons?
1:09:31 Speaker 06 No, I haven't seen that one yet. I was, uh... What was that one?
1:09:34 Speaker 08 Ohio.
1:09:35 Speaker 06 That, um... With the... Is that the Weapons one with all the kids?
1:09:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:09:39 Speaker 06 Oh, I haven't seen that one.
1:09:40 Bobby Lee? It's so good.
1:09:42 Speaker 06 What about the one with James Franco where the lips get stuck together?
1:09:44 Speaker 05 Oh, together?
1:09:45 Bobby Lee? Oh, Dave Franco.
1:09:46 Speaker 06 Yeah?
1:09:46 Speaker 08 Hey, man. Why don't you wanna talk about it, bro? You wanna talk about my mom's queefing and...
1:09:53 Speaker 08 And, and her black boyfriend's balls?
1:09:56 Bobby Lee? This is...
1:09:56 Speaker 08 When you draw the line at James Franco?
1:10:00 Bobby Lee? That's... He brought up the queefing.
1:10:02 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:10:02 Speaker 08 And then you brought up the balls.
1:10:04 Speaker 06 You brought up the mothers.
1:10:06 Bobby Lee? Oh, I did. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
1:10:07 Speaker 06 I know! You know the hair is sacred.
1:10:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what is that with your hair?
1:10:12 Speaker 06 It's very Indian.
1:10:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:10:15 Speaker 06 Very Indian sacred, very good, very, uh, very smooth.
1:10:19 Speaker 08 You drop this, don't drop this.
1:10:20 Bobby Lee? But can I say something and don't take offense?
1:10:22 Speaker 06 Okay.
1:10:23 Bobby Lee? When your name has come up, I've never said, "Oh yeah, she's got great hair."
1:10:29 Bobby Lee? Oh, it's so prim and proper, so I don't even think about your hair.
1:10:32 Speaker 06 A lot of people have, though.
1:10:33 Bobby Lee? Nah, I don't think so, dad. It's in your head. Cause you're... You have average head.
1:10:37 Speaker 06 But I have good hair.
1:10:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:10:39 Speaker 08 You give average head? Is that what he said?
1:10:41 Speaker 06 That's what I heard too. I heard that.
1:10:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you're a fan, right? Now you're gay?
1:10:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He got you, dude.
1:10:51 Speaker 06 That's not me.
1:10:52 Bobby Lee? That's you, dude.
1:10:52 Speaker 06 It's on your Facebook. No. I, I, I posted, I posted this guy, this guy, uh, the real guy, he, he sings a lot of Mexican songs, like
1:11:02 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:11:02 Speaker 06 corridos and stuff. So he always tagged me in his picture like, is this you? It's not me. Yeah.
1:11:06 Speaker 08 I thought you were there. Bobby was in there.
1:11:08 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:11:08 Speaker 06 He was whispering. What the fuck, man? Happy Good Morning, I don't remember that.
1:11:13 Bobby Lee? What part?
1:11:14 Speaker 06 Yeah, the tiger belly part, when they're talking about, I mean, the podcast part.
1:11:17 Speaker 08 I saw Santino in there.
1:11:18 Speaker 06 Yeah, it was Bobby Lee.
1:11:22 Bobby Lee? I'll rip your eyes out, dude.
1:11:24 Speaker 08 I auditioned for that movie. Yeah, I'm fucking pissed.
1:11:26 Bobby Lee? I heard you almost got it.
1:11:28 Speaker 08 No, I did not almost get it.
1:11:29 Bobby Lee? Who's part did you get?
1:11:30 Speaker 06 We both auditioned for the same role, it was Bad Bunny's, bro, right?
1:11:33 Speaker 08 Yes.
1:11:33 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
1:11:34 Speaker 08 Why?
1:11:34 Bobby Lee? Bad Bunny's gonna get it.
1:11:35 Speaker 06 I told my, that's what I was saying, like, why would they even send us out for that? When they knew they were gonna choose Bad Bunny a long time.
1:11:41 Speaker 08 You know, we have the same manager, right?
1:11:42 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:11:42 Speaker 08 So at first, I wanted to fire Zach.
1:11:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:11:45 Speaker 08 Cause I'm like, why even put me up against Bad Bunny, like?
1:11:49 Bobby Lee? Well, probably at the time, they didn't know, but, but didn't take the offer.
1:11:52 Speaker 08 Yeah, so then I thought that, so then I thought, you know what? Actually, I'm really proud of my manager because he got me in a, in a, in the ring with Bad Bunny, in a way. It was between me, Rini, and Bad Bunny.
1:12:03 Bobby Lee? I don't think so, I think you were like 50th choice.
1:12:06 Speaker 08 Nah, it was us, bro. I think you would've done better than Bad Bunny.
1:12:09 Bobby Lee? Dude, I mean, EJ came over there.
1:12:11 Speaker 06 I may would've done better than Bad Bunny.
1:12:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah. No, Bad Bunny steals that movie, I heard.
1:12:17 Speaker 06 Bad Bunny steals the movie.
1:12:18 Bobby Lee? That's what I heard.
1:12:19 Speaker 08 No.
1:12:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, in fact.
1:12:20 Speaker 08 Marcelo probably steals the movie.
1:12:22 Speaker 06 Yeah, I like Marcelo.
1:12:23 Bobby Lee? Marcelo killed it.
1:12:24 Speaker 06 Marcelo was funny as shit.
1:12:25 Bobby Lee? He killed it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:26 Speaker 06 Marcelo was funny as shit, uh...
1:12:28 Bobby Lee? But EJ came over yesterday to do an audition, it was the most dramatic thing I've ever read for, and I, there's no way I'm gonna get it, but I still do it, because you never know.
1:12:36 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, like, I'm auditioning, I'm auditioning for this role, and they're looking for a guy with a Bronx accent, like, it's not me.
1:12:41 Speaker 08 Dude, let's hear it.
1:12:42 Speaker 06 I don't have.
1:12:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, let's hear your Bronx accent.
1:12:44 Speaker 06 I don't have.
1:12:45 Speaker 08 I'm from the Bronx.
1:12:46 Speaker 06 No.
1:12:47 Bobby Lee? Whoa, dude. Pretty good, dude.
1:12:50 Speaker 08 You might get that role.
1:12:50 Bobby Lee? You might get it.
1:12:51 Speaker 08 I won't, man, I'm tired of you motherfuckers. L.A. motherfuckers out here, yo.
1:12:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that...
1:12:56 Speaker 08 I thought that was Fat Joe.
1:12:57 Bobby Lee? Fragile, dude, you're hired. That was fragile, dude.
1:13:01 Speaker 08 I thought that was.
1:13:01 Bobby Lee? Fat Joe, not Fragile.
1:13:03 Speaker 06 I need to be like Johnny Ganzamo from Empire. Johnny Ganzamo in Empire, that was a good movie, right?
1:13:07 Speaker 08 I heard he hates that role.
1:13:09 Speaker 06 I don't know, man.
1:13:10 Speaker 08 Johnny Ganzamo. Be like, uh, what about, what?
1:13:12 Speaker 06 Mr. Feeny from Bobby's role.
1:13:13 Speaker 08 Al Pacino, uh, Carlito's Way?
1:13:16 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:13:16 Speaker 08 I'll be a, you'll be, have you seen that movie?
1:13:19 Bobby Lee? No, I haven't seen it.
1:13:20 Speaker 08 Okay, nevermind then.
1:13:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:13:22 Speaker 06 I can do it. Isn't P. Diddy in it?
1:13:24 Speaker 08 P. Diddy and Carlito, he's in the stupid prequel.
1:13:28 Bobby Lee? You know, it's, it's okay.
1:13:30 Speaker 06 You're saying, boss?
1:13:31 Bobby Lee? You know what's funny, you know what's funny? I grew up in the 90s with, you know, uh.
1:13:35 Speaker 08 What's funny about that, Bob?
1:13:36 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna tell you, okay? With Flea.
1:13:39 Speaker 08 Let me tell you something, you see us three right here?
1:13:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:13:41 Speaker 08 We're the new generation all day.
1:13:43 Speaker 06 Yeah, you're saying, boss?
1:13:45 Speaker 08 This is our podcast now.
1:13:46 Bobby Lee? I understand.
1:13:48 Speaker 08 Why don't you amuse us with your Celine Dion story?
1:13:50 Bobby Lee? Can I get to my, I saw Belly. Can I get to my, can I get to my point, though?
1:13:54 Speaker 08 Yeah, amuse us with your Celine Dion.
1:13:55 Bobby Lee? Back then, Rudy Moreno, you know, I just knew a bunch of, you know, Hispanic heads. I hung out with them all the time, bro. And this next generation is fucking weird, bro.
1:14:05 Speaker 08 We're weird.
1:14:06 Bobby Lee? You guys are like weird, bizarre Hispanics. They were weird, too. No, you guys are very like cerebral and bizarre. You're the weirdest dude I've ever met.
1:14:15 Speaker 06 I'm?
1:14:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, the last time I did a show with you at the Laugh Factory, it's nine at night, you're wearing sunglasses, right? And I go, what's up, Eagle? Like, you don't say anything, you're fucking weird, bro. Is that me? I hugged you.
1:14:28 Speaker 05 Yeah, I agree.
1:14:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
1:14:29 Speaker 05 I agree.
1:14:30 Bobby Lee? Don't you think he's weird?
1:14:30 Speaker 05 I agree with that. You are very unique.
1:14:32 Bobby Lee? Unique, weird.
1:14:34 Speaker 06 Did you talk about me or Ralph?
1:14:35 Speaker 05 You.
1:14:35 Bobby Lee? Ralph, you're weird, too, dude.
1:14:36 Speaker 05 I'm talking about you.
1:14:38 Bobby Lee? You, you, too. Well, first of all, I've never seen lips that purple before.
1:14:42 Speaker 08 Why is Renee getting an attack now?
1:14:44 Speaker 06 First of all, didn't you get kicked off the podcast a long time?
1:14:48 Speaker 05 I'm not, who?
1:14:51 Speaker 08 I put a couple Asians on my show, and now you guys say that I'm weird?
1:14:54 Speaker 05 No, I don't think you're weird, I was talking about Renee.
1:14:57 Speaker 06 How am I weird, how am I weird?
1:14:59 Speaker 05 I don't know, I've just, I've never been greeted the first time of meeting someone like that.
1:15:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:04 Speaker 05 I know, yeah.
1:15:06 Speaker 06 I, I know you, I've seen you, but like, what do you mean, like, you want me to?
1:15:08 Speaker 05 Like, we met as if you knew me, like, we knew each other already. And I think that's, that's interesting.
1:15:14 Speaker 06 Yo, you're hating on me.
1:15:16 Speaker 08 Are you hating on Renee right now?
1:15:17 Speaker 06 I thought you were, I thought you were hating on me.
1:15:20 Speaker 05 No, no, no, I was.
1:15:21 Speaker 06 What did I do to you, dude?
1:15:22 Speaker 05 No, no, it was.
1:15:23 Speaker 06 Okay, so who do you think is weird?
1:15:26 Bobby Lee? I think you guys are both weird in different ways.
1:15:28 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:15:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. You look weird.
1:15:30 Speaker 06 Thank you.
1:15:32 Bobby Lee? You look like a muppet, dude.
1:15:33 Speaker 06 How the fuck do I look like a muppet?
1:15:35 Bobby Lee? Like Fraggle Rock style.
1:15:37 Speaker 06 I've gotten Ernie before.
1:15:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:39 Speaker 06 From Bert and Ernie?
1:15:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:41 Speaker 08 I'll be Bert and you be Ernie.
1:15:43 Bobby Lee? Okay. Yeah, but you guys are both bizarre.
1:15:45 Speaker 06 You're weird too, bro. You get naked on stage and shit?
1:15:47 Bobby Lee? No, my God, that's insane.
1:15:48 Speaker 08 That's true. First time I ever walked into the Comedy Store?
1:15:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:51 Speaker 08 I went to peek into the main room. Soon as I peek, you pull your pubes out.
1:15:55 Bobby Lee? Okay. Okay.
1:15:57 Speaker 08 What do you mean okay?
1:15:58 Bobby Lee? I'm sponsored by Manscaped.
1:16:00 Speaker 08 Sponsored by?
1:16:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm promoting, dude.
1:16:01 Speaker 08 Manscaped wasn't an ad.
1:16:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:16:03 Speaker 08 Just a woman crying.
1:16:04 Bobby Lee? No, that's not true. Yeah, okay. You're weird too.
1:16:08 Speaker 06 Me, I'm just... Yeah, you're the fucking weirdest one.
1:16:10 Bobby Lee? You're the weirdest one of all of them. Yeah, yeah. You're confused.
1:16:13 Speaker 08 I'm not confused.
1:16:14 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:16:18 Speaker 06 What he looked at you like?
1:16:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:16:19 Speaker 05 That cleared it up.
1:16:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1:17:58 Bobby Lee? I like girls right yeah yeah but this generation
1:18:02 Speaker 05 why why did you look at me
1:18:04 Bobby Lee? yeah
1:18:05 Speaker 06 you guys should hook up might as well man
1:18:07 Speaker 05 why do people say this
1:18:09 Speaker 08 what are people saying this oh you don't want to start in this rumor
1:18:12 Speaker 06 what rumor
1:18:13 Speaker 08 that we're a thing
1:18:14 Speaker 06 I think you started that rumor man
1:18:16 Speaker 00 I think you've been starting
1:18:18 Speaker 08 hey who started this rumor
1:18:22 Bobby Lee? but yeah this generation is bizarre I like it I like it a lot
1:18:25 Speaker 05 you guys are all everybody is weird
1:18:27 Bobby Lee? weird yeah yeah
1:18:28 Speaker 06 I thought I mean it's better than the hating generation
1:18:31 Bobby Lee? yeah before it was like we had dudes that would bring like knives to clubs and being real
1:18:35 Speaker 06 yeah I know
1:18:36 Bobby Lee? you know what I mean like jeff garcia
1:18:37 Speaker 06 well there's a story martin lawrence that he punched a lot of comics who like trying to still joke with him he would actually fight him
1:18:42 Speaker 08 that's what you should do
1:18:43 Bobby Lee? yeah
1:18:44 Speaker 08 yeah miss those days
1:18:44 Speaker 06 and there's also just like uh who else it was uh I don't know there's a lot of fights
1:18:50 Bobby Lee? yeah I like when uh george lopez attacked carlos m c in the laugh factory lobby that was a big one
1:18:58 Speaker 08 I didn't know that happened
1:18:59 Bobby Lee? he tried to choke him
1:19:00 Speaker 08 why
1:19:01 Bobby Lee? stealing
1:19:02 Speaker 08 this because carlos stole from george
1:19:04 Bobby Lee? I don't know I know the facts
1:19:07 Speaker 06 I mean why do you think george does do that for nothing
1:19:10 Bobby Lee? no
1:19:10 Speaker 08 I don't know maybe
1:19:11 Bobby Lee? yeah yeah
1:19:12 Speaker 06 have you ever seen george start any issues out of nowhere
1:19:14 Bobby Lee? yeah
1:19:16 Speaker 06 I'd never have
1:19:22 Speaker 08 you're right I thought I can think of
1:19:25 Bobby Lee? yeah are you guys good now are you in george there was a little thing right or no
1:19:28 Speaker 06 no not me that was
1:19:29 Bobby Lee? oh yeah it was you right
1:19:30 Speaker 08 there was a thing where you were like I remember you were you were sucking him up on online
1:19:33 Speaker 06 I love george
1:19:34 Speaker 08 you're like you're my fucking idol george
1:19:35 Speaker 06 he is my idol
1:19:36 Speaker 08 I fucking love you so much
1:19:36 Speaker 06 george lopez show is one of the best shows syndicated
1:19:39 Bobby Lee? oh yeah it was him yeah so what was the issue I forgot what it was
1:19:43 Speaker 08 I had no issue
1:19:44 Bobby Lee? I know you didn't
1:19:45 Speaker 06 while you're crying was one of the best specials team leader is one of the best albums
1:19:48 Bobby Lee? alright suck his dick then dude
1:19:50 Speaker 06 yeah cool man bro
1:19:52 Speaker 08 cool hey you got a napkin he has george come on his mouth
1:19:55 Speaker 06 I do
1:19:57 Speaker 08 Why are we still talking about George?
1:20:00 Bobby Lee? EJ actually picked up napkin and brought it over. EJ, what the fuck are you doing?
1:20:05 Speaker 01 I was so ready to give it back.
1:20:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's, you know who? Paul Rodriguez, you know him?
1:20:13 Speaker 06 Yeah, his son is a very good friend of mine, man. Shout out to Paul Rodriguez.
1:20:16 Bobby Lee? He rodd is
1:20:17 Speaker 06 He rodd's the homie.
1:20:17 Bobby Lee? One of the most talented skateboarders on planet earth.
1:20:20 Speaker 06 Yeah, he's one of my, he's one of, we, yeah, I love, I love Paul. Shout out to Paul, man.
1:20:24 Speaker 08 Paul Rodriguez, he was a dope comedian.
1:20:26 Bobby Lee? He is.
1:20:27 Speaker 08 I got to work with him early on in my career. I thought it was cool, too.
1:20:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, he's old school.
1:20:31 Speaker 08 He was really nice to everybody. He was like buying drinks and shit.
1:20:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:20:34 Speaker 08 He was like, you know what he reminded me of? He didn't even have his money, but he was like, uh, Robert De Niro on Goodfellas. He was like Jimmy the Jent.
1:20:42 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
1:20:42 Speaker 08 Yeah, he was like giving everybody money, but everybody was just like around him that day. It was cool.
1:20:46 Bobby Lee? Put a dollar bill in your thing or whatever?
1:20:48 Speaker 08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put a dollar bill in my thing, yeah.
1:20:50 Bobby Lee? I love class acts like that, you know, you know?
1:20:52 Speaker 08 Yeah, I do.
1:20:53 Speaker 06 I do that when I go to Mexico and just start tipping people.
1:20:55 Speaker 08 You don't go to Mexico.
1:20:56 Speaker 06 Baja Mexico.
1:20:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:20:58 Speaker 08 They're like, why is that Indian guy tipping?
1:21:03 Speaker 08 I think he's the new owner.
1:21:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I think you are Indian.
1:21:07 Speaker 06 Maybe.
1:21:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:09 Speaker 06 I should do that test.
1:21:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there's gotta be twenty percent at least.
1:21:12 Speaker 06 Yeah, there's gotta be something.
1:21:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, you're purple.
1:21:19 Speaker 06 But I can't say shit to him.
1:21:21 Bobby Lee? You look like Barney, dude. Are you Barney, dude?
1:21:24 Speaker 08 You're purple.
1:21:27 Speaker 06 And we're, and you're yellow. We're the Lakers, man.
1:21:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, alright.
1:21:30 Speaker 06 Right? What do you want me to do?
1:21:32 Bobby Lee? But you're not dark purple?
1:21:33 Speaker 06 No.
1:21:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, like midnight purple.
1:21:37 Speaker 06 I'm not midnight purple.
1:21:38 Speaker 08 No.
1:21:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:21:40 Speaker 06 I know I'm laughing, I did too much.
1:21:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know.
1:21:42 Speaker 06 It's because he didn't even like-
1:21:43 Bobby Lee? Okay, look at all these Hispanics, right, guys, right?
1:21:45 Speaker 06 He didn't even want-
1:21:46 Bobby Lee? You're the, you're a completely different color.
1:21:48 Speaker 06 Yeah, a hundred percent.
1:21:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I'm saying.
1:21:51 Speaker 06 No, no, no, and I think that's why the, that's what the, that's what made me stand out.
1:21:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah. How dark is, probably down there is so dark.
1:22:01 Bobby Lee? Right?
1:22:02 Speaker 06 No, it looks good.
1:22:03 Bobby Lee? No, I don't know dude.
1:22:05 Speaker 06 It looks good.
1:22:07 Speaker 08 Your girl doesn't call it your asshole, she just calls it the black hole.
1:22:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:22:12 Speaker 06 Turn on her headlights?
1:22:14 Bobby Lee? You know what, it suits you, your color. And it suits you, and I feel like I, it suits you. Yeah, I like that fucking Mexican purple guy dude, that's a good look.
1:22:25 Speaker 06 The Mexican purple?
1:22:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:22:27 Speaker 06 I think the penis or the whole private part should be the darkest part of your body, right?
1:22:31 Bobby Lee? I don't know, that's coming out of your mouth, sure. Yeah, it's not dark, is it dark? I don't know.
1:22:37 Speaker 05 I think it is.
1:22:37 Speaker 08 Mine? Mine's like slightly darker than the rest of my body.
1:22:40 Bobby Lee? Okay, good.
1:22:41 Speaker 06 That's what I'm saying, it should be a dark color.
1:22:43 Bobby Lee? Good scientist.
1:22:43 Speaker 06 And it's crazy because it's never in the sun. Look at the white guy thinking, oh mine's pink.
1:22:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You're the only white dude here dude.
1:22:52 Bobby Lee? How's it feel? Are you scared? No, I'm used to it, I'm used to it.
1:22:56 Speaker 05 No, I'm scared. I'm the only woman here.
1:23:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, you're the only woman.
1:23:01 Speaker 08 We should have acknowledged that first, this is weird for Andrea.
1:23:04 Speaker 05 And you guys keep talking about penis and getting erect.
1:23:07 Speaker 06 Oh my god, here we go.
1:23:13 Speaker 08 It's your Uncle Bobby here.
1:23:14 Speaker 06 Bobby.
1:23:16 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:23:17 Speaker 08 I think when you don't know which way to take the show, you just go the penis direction.
1:23:23 Speaker 05 I mean, it's a good-
1:23:24 Speaker 08 You're like, derer, derer, penis, penis.
1:23:27 Speaker 05 It's a good direction.
1:23:28 Speaker 06 Erection.
1:23:29 Bobby Lee? You know what? You just called me out. You just called me out, that's a sensitive spot.
1:23:34 Speaker 08 What, penis?
1:23:35 Bobby Lee? No, I think you're right. I think when I get scared and I don't know what else to say, I go penis.
1:23:44 Speaker 08 Most people are like, how's the weather?
1:23:45 Bobby Lee? I know, I know. I should change that. You think I should switch it to weather? I think I'll switch it to weather, dude.
1:23:54 Speaker 08 I mean, maybe in smart talk.
1:23:55 Bobby Lee? It's sunny out, man.
1:23:56 Speaker 08 For the sake of the podcast, stick to penis.
1:23:58 Bobby Lee? No, I'm, no, I'm, no, I want to correct it. You're right. I get scared and I go, let's get, you know what I mean? Let's talk about our genitals and I don't think it's right. And I think that I want to change, I want to reach a bigger audience. And we can talk about like, what are you doing?
1:24:12 Speaker 08 What is this?
1:24:12 Bobby Lee? Did you break that? Take it, take it.
1:24:14 Speaker 06 Can you, do you, do you think, uh, you can change your audience now that?
1:24:17 Speaker 08 This guy kinda looks like Renee.
1:24:18 Speaker 06 Far in there?
1:24:20 Bobby Lee? It's very Renee like.
1:24:21 Speaker 08 Oh, it doesn't. Let me borrow your shades.
1:24:26 Speaker 08 What about black eye? Oh, God, hello! Tell me that's not him.
1:24:31 Bobby Lee? That is him, that is, that is you. Yeah. Hey dude, I'm purple!
1:24:38 Speaker 06 You, you know what we can switch it up to?
1:24:40 Bobby Lee? What?
1:24:40 Speaker 06 I don't know, talk about HOA, I don't know.
1:24:43 Bobby Lee? Like housing? Yeah, yeah.
1:24:45 Speaker 08 Is this a HOA area?
1:24:47 Speaker 06 Oh, the glasses are nice on you, man.
1:24:48 Bobby Lee? Looks good.
1:24:48 Speaker 06 Probably call HOA.
1:24:50 Bobby Lee? When are you guys gonna buy pro, you, you buy, did you buy a house yet?
1:24:52 Speaker 06 Uh, we're, we're living in [BLEEP] right now.
1:24:55 Speaker 08 Wait, you bought a house?
1:24:56 Speaker 06 No, we didn't buy.
1:24:57 Speaker 08 So, why are you, why are you trying to play it off like you bought a house?
1:24:59 Speaker 06 I didn't buy the house.
1:25:01 Speaker 08 Okay, but he asked you if you bought property, you said?
1:25:03 Speaker 06 No.
1:25:03 Bobby Lee? I think we're at a point now, I think you guys can do it.
1:25:05 Speaker 06 I'm, I, I want, no, I'm, I'm deciding whether my dad is average or first.
1:25:09 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:25:09 Speaker 06 I need to figure out.
1:25:10 Bobby Lee? You guys wanna live together?
1:25:10 Speaker 06 No, I'm gonna build a property in Mexico, we need to get, thought it's gonna get deported.
1:25:13 Speaker 08 Dude, take it from me.
1:25:14 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:25:15 Speaker 08 Maybe, maybe don't live with your dad.
1:25:16 Speaker 06 I'm not gonna live with my dad. I gotta build him a house.
1:25:19 Bobby Lee? You think he'll get deported? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, build him a house.
1:25:22 Speaker 08 You're gonna build your house? Man just got out of prison, bro, let him prove himself.
1:25:25 Speaker 06 I'm thinking, I, I wanna, I wanna, but, but going back to the property stuff, I think this year I'm gonna just like start investing in like just building something from the ground up, though.
1:25:33 Bobby Lee? In Mexico?
1:25:33 Speaker 06 No, here.
1:25:34 Bobby Lee? Can I tell you something, Renee?
1:25:35 Speaker 06 Here.
1:25:35 Bobby Lee? Can I tell you something?
1:25:36 Speaker 06 I don't know where, but.
1:25:37 Speaker 08 Renee, can we tell you something?
1:25:38 Bobby Lee? Everything gets built from the ground up.
1:25:39 Speaker 06 I know, but I'm talking about like a project while I'm living here, a whole year project.
1:25:45 Bobby Lee? That is true.
1:25:46 Speaker 08 A year project?
1:25:48 Speaker 06 It's not my fault you still live with your father, right?
1:25:49 Bobby Lee? Whoa.
1:25:51 Speaker 08 It kinda is. Slam, dude.
1:25:53 Bobby Lee? This is Denny's Renee. Yeah, I like the Denny's version, yeah.
1:25:56 Speaker 06 Told you to put my glasses back on.
1:25:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. So, um, yeah, dude, why you living with your dad?
1:26:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think that's cool. I would live with my mom.
1:26:05 Speaker 06 I'm pretty sure you pay all the bills, bro. Your dad lives with you.
1:26:08 Bobby Lee? Sometimes. Sometimes I pay the bills.
1:26:09 Speaker 06 Your dad lives with you.
1:26:11 Bobby Lee? Show him a smile.
1:26:11 Speaker 06 That's how I see it.
1:26:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:26:13 Speaker 08 You wanna see a slam dunk?
1:26:14 Speaker 06 What slam dunk?
1:26:15 Speaker 08 Whoa.
1:26:21 Speaker 06 Saw the harassment?
1:26:23 Bobby Lee? Ralph, Ralph. Messes here, messes. Let's see what he does.
1:26:27 Speaker 08 That's worse than kicking him in the nuts.
1:26:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:26:29 Speaker 08 I'll walk out the podcast.
1:26:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Really?
1:26:32 Speaker 06 Yes.
1:26:33 Bobby Lee? If I went, if I took my hand, put it on your head, can I do that?
1:26:38 Speaker 06 No.
1:26:39 Bobby Lee? Why? Because in Korean culture, that means I really like you.
1:26:42 Speaker 06 That's gay in my culture.
1:26:46 Bobby Lee? Okay. That's, so you don't, no one touches your hair?
1:26:50 Speaker 06 I'm pretty sure you can.
1:26:51 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm not gonna, that's your sensi- no, that's all right.
1:26:55 Speaker 06 You can touch it, I'm not gonna.
1:26:55 Bobby Lee? No, that's a sensitive spot, yeah.
1:26:58 Speaker 06 My boob, though, what the fuck, man?
1:26:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:27:00 Speaker 06 Can't touch that.
1:27:03 Bobby Lee? Penis. No, never again.
1:27:05 Speaker 06 HOA.
1:27:06 Bobby Lee? You're right. HOA from now on, or the weather.
1:27:09 Speaker 08 Do your neighbors like you?
1:27:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm very quiet.
1:27:12 Speaker 06 Yeah?
1:27:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:27:13 Speaker 06 Cause I remember one time.
1:27:14 Bobby Lee? Uh-oh.
1:27:15 Speaker 06 Are you very quiet when, like, what do you do when, like, when the podcast is not going on? Like, what do you do?
1:27:19 Bobby Lee? I play video games in my room.
1:27:20 Speaker 06 That's it?
1:27:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:27:21 Speaker 06 What do you, what do you play?
1:27:22 Speaker 08 You play Switch.
1:27:24 Bobby Lee? I'm playing, uh, Cyberpunk 2020, 2077.
1:27:26 Speaker 08 Is that the one with Keanu Reeves?
1:27:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So I've been playing that, I like that.
1:27:30 Speaker 08 You're playing it?
1:27:30 Speaker 06 Do you like the game or cause you like Keanu Reeves?
1:27:32 Bobby Lee? No, I'm playing, I like the game, it's Xbox.
1:27:34 Speaker 08 So you don't even care for Keanu Reeves?
1:27:36 Bobby Lee? I love Keanu Reeves. Yeah, I love him so much.
1:27:38 Speaker 08 Keanu Reeves, James Franco, both hanging from a cliff, you can only save one.
1:27:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, probably Keanu.
1:27:46 Bobby Lee? Would you, would you save? Keanu. Yeah.
1:27:48 Speaker 06 Esme Morales?
1:27:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, give me a two.
1:27:51 Speaker 06 Esme Morales or Pedro Pascal, who are you saving?
1:27:54 Bobby Lee? Esme Morales. Esme Morales.
1:27:56 Speaker 06 Really?
1:27:57 Bobby Lee? Cause I've met Esme many times. Who's Esme?
1:27:59 Speaker 06 But Pedro Pascal?
1:28:00 Bobby Lee? The, the rich.
1:28:01 Speaker 06 He's pretty good right now.
1:28:02 Bobby Lee? I'm running on the Richie.
1:28:04 Speaker 08 From La Bamba.
1:28:05 Speaker 06 Bob from La Bamba.
1:28:06 Speaker 08 It's between, it's between him and who?
1:28:07 Speaker 06 Pedro Pascal.
1:28:09 Speaker 04 Pascal.
1:28:10 Speaker 08 Pedro Pascal is Mr. Fantastic. I don't know. Cause Isa used to hang out at the Comedy Store.
1:28:16 Speaker 06 I like him in Narcos.
1:28:17 Speaker 08 He used to hang out at the Comedy Store? All the time dude, I loved watching. Pedro was the Mandalorian though, that's pretty cool. That is pretty cool, but he was Richie Valens's brother, bro. Pedro wasn't the Mandalorian?
1:28:27 Speaker 06 That's all we have.
1:28:29 Speaker 08 He's also in the new Mission Impossible 8 or whatever. Diego Luna. Diego Luna wasn't the Mandalorian, Diego Luna was in Rogue One. Oh, okay. Pedro Pascal was Mandalorian. You racist, bro?
1:28:39 Speaker 06 No, but he looks like Diego.
1:28:41 Speaker 08 What? No, he doesn't, dude. Oh my god. Anyway. Okay. Alright, so. I was just discovering you're just as racist as Bobby, it's probably why I get along so well. Whoa. Whoa. Stop moving that. Stop moving. Stop it.
1:28:57 Speaker 06 Why are you guys fighting?
1:28:58 Speaker 08 Who's fighting?
1:29:00 Speaker 06 It's anxiety when you guys. Oh, that guy.
1:29:04 Speaker 08 It's Diego.
1:29:04 Speaker 06 That was also, he was also in Narcos.
1:29:06 Speaker 08 He's a cheap. Yeah, he was in, he was Felix Gallardo.
1:29:09 Speaker 06 Yeah, he was Felix Gallardo.
1:29:10 Speaker 08 In Mexico Narcos. Let's talk about, let's end the pod with a song, what do you think?
1:29:14 Speaker 06 What, you wanna fucking, you want us out of here?
1:29:15 Speaker 08 No, I, no, I mean, we only do an hour. We don't do more than an hour.
1:29:18 Speaker 06 Whatever, do. I've seen you do an hour with other people more than an hour with other people.
1:29:21 Speaker 08 Yeah.
1:29:25 Speaker 06 Promoting.
1:29:28 Speaker 08 Promoting.
1:29:30 Speaker 06 Lulu.
1:29:32 Speaker 08 We will. Play the music, let me hear the music, let me feel it.
1:29:40 Speaker 08 Keep on, come on.
1:29:44 Speaker 08 Next show's in Honolulu.
1:29:48 Speaker 08 And I just bought a little boo boo. Why, why? Did I give in?
1:29:58 Speaker 08 To the next trending fad? Could it may have been?
1:30:05 Speaker 08 That I didn't have a dad.
1:30:10 Speaker 06 Why does it sound hard though, you know?
1:30:12 Speaker 08 Honolulu, Omaha.
1:30:15 Bobby Lee? Why theater or all blue note?
1:30:18 Speaker 08 Blue Note, mother. We're gonna be in, or Renee will be in Omaha.
1:30:24 Speaker 06 I'm gonna be in Honolulu, Omaha, I'm gonna be in all these cities.
1:30:27 Speaker 08 Des Moines.
1:30:28 Bobby Lee? So check out Renee in Honolulu, Omaha, Des Moines.
1:30:32 Speaker 06 Tucson.
1:30:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, hopefully they didn't deport all your fans from Des Moines, boys.
1:30:36 Speaker 06 There you go, that's a better.
1:30:38 Bobby Lee? There it is.
1:30:38 Speaker 06 Uh, and go check out Ken Flores' special on Hulu as well, man, it's on Hulu right now.
1:30:43 Bobby Lee? Did you put a sepia filter on that? Cause it doesn't look that purple.
1:30:49 Speaker 06 We bleached the picture. You know what's funny? Uh, my mom did send the picture back and was like, "Your neck looks too black in this picture."
1:30:56 Speaker 06 And so we had to, we did have to clear up a little.
1:30:58 Bobby Lee? Alright, check out Renee and then, um, Ralph, you have anything to plug?
1:31:02 Speaker 08 Uh, just, you know.
1:31:04 Speaker 06 There you go, Ken Flores, man, on Hulu, go watch it right now.
1:31:07 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:31:08 Speaker 08 The old boys are on Hulu.
1:31:10 Bobby Lee? And Planet Bosa, on Hularia.
1:31:13 Speaker 08 You don't even have to like, watch our whole specials, just leave them playing in the background, please.
1:31:17 Speaker 06 And I'm working on my special this tour, that's what I'm doing, so less, less crowd work, more jokes, if you're coming to my show.
1:31:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, come, yeah, go to his show.
1:31:24 Speaker 08 Yes.
1:31:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:31:26 Speaker 06 Man, you have a tour too?
1:31:27 Speaker 08 Yeah, I got a few cities that I'm going to.
1:31:29 Bobby Lee? You got a few cities, but who's this?
1:31:30 Speaker 08 Called the Bean Without a Cause Tour.
1:31:32 Speaker 06 They're all like, big ass venues.
1:31:33 Bobby Lee? We have the Fat Fish Podcast with Jaime and, are you?
1:31:37 Speaker 06 Jaime, can you, what's up with you on your? What's the words?
1:31:39 Speaker 08 Ralph, what happened? Hold on, I like how Bobby didn't promote this podcast until Andrea got on.
1:31:47 Speaker 08 When it was just me and Jaime, he was like, "What's your, what's your podcast? Fishy Pod?"
1:31:51 Bobby Lee? Alright, why'd you leave the podcast?
1:31:53 Speaker 06 Oh, are you the new co-host?
1:31:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:31:55 Speaker 06 Are you the new co-host?
1:31:55 Speaker 05 I mean, sometimes.
1:31:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:31:57 Speaker 06 Why do you guys have porn stars all the time?
1:32:01 Speaker 06 How do you guys, how do you guys get in contact with these people? It's crazy. Like, is it Jaime that's like, "Hey, you wanna do my podcast?" Jaime agrees to leave them alone if they do the podcast. That should be getting awkward as shit, man. I'm like, "Oh shit."
1:32:13 Speaker 08 So here's what happened, alright.
1:32:14 Speaker 06 How to change this.
1:32:15 Speaker 08 Breaking news, here it is. Um, what the hell? You bought a little boo boo, that's why. Uh, oh no. Um. Here's why I haven't been on the podcast, on the Fat Fish Podcast with Jaime. I'm gonna clear it up once and for all.
1:32:27 Bobby Lee? I wanna clear it up.
1:32:28 Speaker 08 He got mad when you, when you told him. The thing is, we... That's the face on me. Jaime told me not to say anything, but Jaime, I gotta break the silence, cuz everybody blames me. Everybody thinks that like, why are you mad at Jaime? We were filming the podcast in... Dallas. Dallas, so it was kinda hard to get guests, first of all. And we travel a lot. Jaime was coming out here.
1:32:51 Speaker 05 My god.
1:32:52 Speaker 08 Jaime was coming out here once a week to tape with you. And while he's in town, uh, he could use studio space to record out here. So he could ask more comics or other, or you know, porn stars or whoever he wants to ask. So he, he can grow the podcast more from here.
1:33:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:33:09 Speaker 08 I was like, all you gotta do is just find another co-host.
1:33:11 Bobby Lee? Right.
1:33:12 Speaker 08 Which, you know, Andrea, no problem. You got jealous of Bobby.
1:33:16 Speaker 05 I'm around.
1:33:17 Speaker 08 But, so yeah, so I like, I didn't wanna hold Jaime back.
1:33:20 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:33:20 Speaker 08 Plus, I mean, like, podcast, doing a podcast, like, is fun, but it's a little stressful. Yeah, that's why I don't do it. I don't have like the capacity for it myself.
1:33:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:33:32 Bobby Lee? Anyway, um...
1:33:35 Bobby Lee? That's the reason, guys.
1:33:37 Speaker 08 The whole thing.
1:33:38 Bobby Lee? It's too stressful.
1:33:39 Speaker 08 Cuz he loves you. Cuz he loves you.
1:33:43 Bobby Lee? Um, and you ever wanna, you wanna plug anything? I don't think you have any, right? Fat Fish. Oh, Fat Fish, yeah, yeah, Fat Fish.
1:33:50 Speaker 08 The tour dates, man?
1:33:51 Bobby Lee? Tour dates.
1:33:52 Speaker 08 Yeah, man, just go watch us on tour, man.
1:33:55 Bobby Lee? And so, give my friends a round of applause, everybody.
1:33:59 Speaker 08 Thank you for having us, Bobby. We're big fans of you.
1:34:02 Bobby Lee? Oh, god.
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