Rick Glassman & 1 Million subscribers

We celebrate 1 million subscribers with a very special return guest, Rick Glassman. The Comedy Store to get Rick passed live on air. It goes exactly how you’d expect. We chat OCD, zombie apocalypse team, Barbie nails, hell being other people, AI Will Smith, Two Truths & A Lie, pet grief, rich people with bad cars, and the hemorrhoid tory. New players get FIVE HUNDRED SPINS on Huff N’ More Puff over TEN DAYS. Download the app, use code TIGERBELLY, and claim your Spins after your first five dollar wager. Get in the game with DraftKings Casino—home of the largest jackpot win in online casino history. The Crown is Yours. Go to www.helixsleep.com/belly https://www.helixsleep.com/belly for 27% Off Sitewide. Exclusive for listeners of TigerBelly. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/belly https://www.hims.com/belly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Be the Helix here for your sleep. Baby, why you sleep, babe? Hey, Helix. For your sleep. Helix. Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 02

  You can. So for instance, me, like, I'm a hot sleeper, but I also like to sleep on my side. So I got matched with a Helix Midnight mattress. And then I'm like, you know what? I wanna, I wanna upgrade a little bit, and I got the luxe version of that. So I sleep like a baby.

• 1:45Speaker 03

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• 1:53Speaker 00

  Is it award-winning?

• 1:54Speaker 03

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, Tiger Belly fans. Nosososprapaya. I'm your slept king. I appreciate it, the support over the years. I love you deeply and badly, and I miss all of you. And I want to thank you for one million subscribers. That's a milestone, it's a victory, and I appreciate the support. We love you so much. Thank you so much. Namaste and konnichiwa.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  Why do you say you miss them? Like, did they leave?

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man.

• 2:44Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 2:45Speaker 05

  We love you.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  I got my nails done.

• 3:16Speaker 05

  Oh, those are great.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Oh, you got shiny buff?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:19Speaker 05

  What color is that? Is that like a pastel pink?

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  It's supposed to be, it's supposed to be natural. It's supposed to be natural. It's not natural.

• 3:27Speaker 05

  I think it's kind of a pinky. It's on the pinkier side. Compared to his pants, it seems like the same color.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  All right. Well, you're being edgy right now and confrontational. And I don't like it.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  I'm sorry. I just had a full brew.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. You just had a failure sigh.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  What's a failure sigh?

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was me, Ethan.

• 3:54Speaker 00

  I thought he, I think he thought he'd be doing a movie and not a podcast this month.

• 3:57Speaker 06

  Yeah. This is, this is my consolation prize.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  He lost funding to his film.

• 4:04Speaker 04

  How much do you need?

• 4:05Speaker 05

  Bobby, did you just?

• 4:06Speaker 00

  Two. Two, was it two?

• 4:08Speaker 04

  A dollar from each Bad Friends subscriber. Why don't you just crowdsource that?

• 4:15Speaker 06

  It's all good. I was, I was expecting nothing less.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  You did a couple of slams, you know what I mean?

• 4:21Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 4:25Speaker 06

  To be honest, like Bobby called me for the first time in five years. Not to actually talk and not, not shit on me.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  What happened? Somebody took the money away?

• 4:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, basically. One of the investors.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Why don't we go through, that's another thing. Why don't we go through?

• 4:43Speaker 05

  That says it give up GoFundMe or something.

• 4:45Speaker 06

  We can.

• 4:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  You should call it a GoFundMe though. Cause it sounds like a way a person of your, you would say it.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  GoFungMe?

• 4:54Speaker 04

  GoFundMe.

• 4:55Speaker 06

  GoofFungMe?

• 4:56Speaker 05

  GoFungMe.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  You said GoofFungMe?

• 4:57Speaker 05

  Oh yeah.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  I didn't, but I'll take, I'll, if you wanna, if you wanna put that on me, I'm not gonna fight you. Cause it's a great pun.

• 5:05Speaker 00

  Hey, Ken, edit that in his mouth.

• 5:06Speaker 04

  No, I said, uh, GoFundMe.

• 5:09Speaker 05

  Bobby, you need to drink water in the morning.

• 5:10Speaker 04

  For a long time.

• 5:12Speaker 05

  Ken, what the fuck is going on right here? I just think it's nice if he drinks some water.

• 5:16Speaker 06

  You see him dehydrated?

• 5:19Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 5:19Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 5:21Speaker 00

  I didn't even need the mic for that, that was so.

• 5:23Speaker 05

  Water in a different fucking form. That sounded insane.

• 5:27Speaker 06

  You were asking why Superman doesn't wanna come to Tiger Belly?

• 5:34Speaker 04

  No, I do what I want.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  You do what you want, come on, let's go.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. I want, I want, I want the facts of this story, okay? What? They interrupt you, I interrupted you.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 5:45Speaker 04

  I'm so sorry I interrupted you. Hey, EJ. Yeah, yeah. Um, you're fucking fired.

• 5:52Speaker 04

  Can I get a new one? Thanks, I don't wanna get whatever Khalyla has. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:55Speaker 05

  Do you want mine?

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Um.

• 5:57Speaker 05

  I can open it for you.

• 5:58Speaker 04

  No, what, you, you.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  That makes it a little bit less desirable for me, just cause of my things.

• 6:05Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  God, man. How are you alive?

• 6:11Speaker 04

  How do you survive in the world?

• 6:12Speaker 00

  That's the question.

• 6:13Speaker 04

  That's my thing?

• 6:15Speaker 05

  What are the things?

• 6:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, tell us your things.

• 6:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, there we go.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  I have obsessive compulsive disorder and when I'm anxious, it becomes worse. And, um,

• 6:35Speaker 04

  that's pretty much my main thing that makes it difficult for people to be around me. That and I over communicate and I could really hog the spotlight sometimes.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  Uh, thanks, man.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Plastic, eh?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  I did not touch that. But somebody at one point touches it. There's a delivery man, there's, right? There's a warehouse worker. Delivery person. Yeah. Okay.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  I got recently diagnosed with OCD.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah?

• 7:03Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. And this whole time, I was like, I don't have that. That doesn't make sense for me.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  But now that, because I, I always thought my mom had OCD and symmetry, and I thought it looked one way.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  Um, I had no idea that all of like my medical anxieties, the fact that I have to empty my bladder fifty times a day.

• 7:20Speaker 05

  I have to do that, too.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Apparently, it's an, uh, it's an OCD thing.

• 7:24Speaker 05

  Before bed, do you pee like maybe six times?

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 7:27Speaker 05

  Me, too.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  And if I think there's even a droplet in there, I have to get up.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, me, too.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  And then you just sit on the toilet for a really long time.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Pushing?

• 7:34Speaker 05

  Pushing.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Just one drop?

• 7:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, just one drop.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  I have OCD, too.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  I, I couldn't help do that.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  You have to do it.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  I, I, yeah, the fuck, yeah. Like, bongos. Uh, yeah. Anyway, you know what I do with the OCD? You know what I do? May I share my experience and strength and hope?

• 7:56Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  With the people in this room? Um, I fight the anxiety. So like, sometimes I'll be at length, okay? Sometimes I'll be laying in bed at night, you know, my sleepy time?

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  I just go, go, go, go, go, yeah, cuddle the pillow.

• 8:14Speaker 05

  Bye-bye.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Cuddle, cuddle. And then in my mind, I was like, I have to touch the fucking back door. To, no, the, the front door, uh, no, the, you know, the patio door we have? I usually get up and I'll touch it three times.

• 8:26Speaker 04

  We have.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  What? What's we have, what?

• 8:31Speaker 04

  He said the patio door we have.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  That's nice. I forgot she moved out. I forgot she moved out!

• 8:41Speaker 02

  I didn't even clock that at all.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you didn't clock it? Yeah, I have.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  Right, the one we.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we used to have.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  We used to have.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, we used to.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  When I talk about my dog sometimes, and somebody asks me a question, I say, well, we, like, uh, meaning me and the family I have that takes care of this dog.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 05

  It's not me, like, you and the dog?

• 8:57Speaker 04

  No, no, like, uh, no.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  Like, like, is the dog, what's the dog? Well, we think he's a pug and chihuahua.

• 9:07Speaker 04

  But I say "we" as if like I have somebody. Who also thinks that.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Hmm, do you have someone, Rick?

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  I wish you hadn't called that out. I'm a little mad about it.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  Let's move on.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I mean, no, I'm just, let's draw to attention that you called that out.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  I, in a sweet way, I thought that was sweet, because you guys are still partners.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Nobody would have called that out, right, Andres?

• 9:26Speaker 04

  You're still partners.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  And he called it out. Yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 05

  It was kind.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  And gentle.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Have you been here the whole time?

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Sorry, I just, yeah, yeah.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  I like your pants.

• 9:36Speaker 04

  She's a girl. You know what?

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Oh, they're pink.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  They're pink, yeah.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Cute.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Like my nails.

• 9:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, like his nails, they match the nails.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Do they seem pink? I thought they were natural.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  They're not natural. They're definitely more on the Barbie pink side.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 9:52Speaker 04

  Is that a thing that you guys know about?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  I think those are considered like soap nails. That's the trend.

• 9:57Speaker 05

  Soapy nails?

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Soapy, soap nails.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  Oh, you're soapy nails.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  It's like what brides choose the color of their wedding.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Cause I asked for natural, now I have Barbie fucking nails. What the fuck is going on around here?

• 10:07Speaker 05

  You got butthole nails.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  I got fucking Marilyn Manson feet, though.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Did you have to take your ribs out to make that angle?

• 10:20Speaker 04

  Would that be a good spot?

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  That'd be a good commercial break right there.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Too early?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  Let me know around when it is, and I'll find you a good edit.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay. I mean-

• 10:31Speaker 04

  Alright, let's get into it. How much time do we have left?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:35Speaker 05

  Hey, Rick.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Yes? Papa?

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 10:43Speaker 05

  If you were to drink a five-hour energy, what would happen?

• 10:50Speaker 04

  I would feel a little anxious.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  That's why, when I'm looking to get caffeinated, I take a Magic Mind. Go to magicmind.com/rick for 50% off your first order.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Stop doing that. You know what I mean? Plugging your products here.

• 11:28Speaker 05

  I like Magic Mind though, it's really good.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Magic Mind's pretty good.

• 11:31Speaker 04

  Way better than that stuff.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, plug it, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  I took one before this.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 11:35Speaker 04

  And look at this.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Do you have some Magic Minds on you?

• 11:37Speaker 04

  I have them at home.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Ah, they're like this big, right?

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Ah, well, you know.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:41Speaker 04

  They start that way.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, my penis grows bigger.

• 11:45Speaker 04

  Same joke, I got there faster and better.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  That was, yeah, that was faster. Damn it, you know, I just woke up, I'm a second slow.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  You need a Magic Mind.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  I need a Magic Mind. I'm a second, do you see that I'm a second slow?

• 11:56Speaker 05

  Second slow once.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 11:58Speaker 00

  It's fine.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a fine, okay.

• 11:59Speaker 00

  Compared to what?

• 12:00Speaker 04

  You know, technically, if we're looking at the physics of the universe, if you maybe are running really fast, you might be a little bit...

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Like a Flash.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Time will be a little bit different for you.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Superman did that in the first movie. The very, very, right?

• 12:14Speaker 04

  I think it was the second one, when Lois dies.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  No, it's the first one where...

• 12:17Speaker 04

  I believe you.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  The second one was...

• 12:20Speaker 04

  I believe you.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 12:23Speaker 05

  Oh, he's cute. Who's he?

• 12:24Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks, that's Superman. Which one are you talking about?

• 12:26Speaker 05

  Oh, um, you know.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  Superman.

• 12:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  Can we find a lower resolution image?

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. You are very handsome.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, you've got great teeth.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I know, I said that a couple of times.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  That feels great.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think I've always felt that, but it's like, I can't say, don't you think he's handsome?

• 12:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've always thought that, well, because every time I meet one of your girlfriends in the past.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 12:53Speaker 05

  One of them. Do you have multiple?

• 12:55Speaker 04

  He's had a couple several girlfriends.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Twenty years.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I I go, God, she's hot. And in my mind, I get angry because it's it's a level that I can't.

• 13:05Speaker 04

  You never have. Well, once you did. But you lost it.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I lost it. One time.

• 13:10Speaker 04

  But you know what? You guys still have the same.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  When we used to have a back door.

• 13:13Speaker 04

  I got their second head.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Your head again, dude. I'm slow, so slow today. Will you not be that fast? Maybe it's your your speed is too fast.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  I think based on whatever your speed is, if that's also why you are the energy, this is the nicest you've ever been to me. I would love if you you're usually really slow.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm really.

• 13:32Speaker 04

  But now you're only a little slow and you're nicer.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  So if he was slow, more slow.

• 13:38Speaker 04

  Oh, God, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here.

• 13:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  What were you saying?

• 13:40Speaker 05

  I'm still here.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Say it again?

• 13:42Speaker 05

  No worries. Uh, I was just saying, so if he was really slow, would he be more nice?

• 13:47Speaker 04

  I don't know. Normally, the slower he is, the meaner he is, but I think it's.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm got, can I just say this on my own defense? On my own behalf, if I may? That I'm that I've been nicer. I've been coming nicer.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  You think that's because you got your hair cut shorter?

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I think in the last six months, do you think or no?

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Why?

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  There's something.

• 14:05Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 14:05Speaker 04

  Has it been conscious choice or have you just been happy?

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Conscious choice. Conscious choice.

• 14:10Speaker 04

  I deserve that.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  I could take it. I could take it just.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  You're fast, but sometimes you're not clear.

• 14:14Speaker 04

  There's other sentences.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What?

• 14:17Speaker 04

  I thought I knew what you were gonna say. Nothing.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Because you're trying to be fast and I don't like it.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  I actually am trying to slow down because.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Slow it down, guys.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:24Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I have been coming. I don't know what it is. I don't know what the reason why is. I think that, um, I think age has a.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Why do you have to drink it like the Hulk?

• 14:35Speaker 05

  That is crazy, the way that.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Smash water. That's Asian coke.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  I'm, um, I'm foreshadowing. Later in the episode, we're gonna throw up my Bruce Banner of my stand-up tour.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Amazing. How's that going, your your tour?

• 14:51Speaker 05

  Oh, wow, look at you.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  You done though, you just cross them out or? Well, those dates are done. I think people have a calendar and they know what dates are. You know what I mean? So if it's August 24th, they're like, "I missed it." You don't have to cross it out.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  I like those sunglasses. That's a very...

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you.

• 15:08Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's kind of like a Ferris Bueller kind of situation.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you think so? Except for I'm not taking a day off.

• 15:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, and you're not.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  I'll be in North Charleston, Detroit, Michigan, Atlanta, Georgia, Raleigh, North Carolina, Toronto, Ontario, Buffalo, New York, New York in New York, Brooklyn, New York, and Las Vegas, Nevada.

• 15:23Speaker 00

  Where can we get tickets?

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  You can go to punchup.life. We do this at the end. We don't do it now.

• 15:28Speaker 05

  Wait, should we introduce the room?

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Kat, you just got here.

• 15:32Speaker 00

  I didn't have to do that.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Kat, you're a new person. When you say introduce the room, do you mean like, you know, on keys, we have Bobby Lee?

• 15:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Kalah, what's going on with you? You're a little quiet.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  I'm listening. I'm just...

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  But you were on the phone for a second, you know?

• 15:47Speaker 02

  I was trying to figure out what that gas station drink is that all the kids are addicted to.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  Magic mine. Oh, kratom.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  Six, seven.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Yes, kratom, but what is the name of it?

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  Free, feel free.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  Feel free, that's what it is. The blue bottle, right?

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  It's disastrous.

• 16:00Speaker 05

  I haven't had it.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  I've had it before.

• 16:02Speaker 05

  Is it good?

• 16:02Speaker 02

  And did you feel like some type of way?

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, it fucked my body up.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  In what way?

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Cut to the clip of his Ozempic stuff. Yeah, my extreme constipation was because of that.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 16:14Speaker 02

  Did you drink it just once and it coughed you?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  There's kava in it, that's why. Kava, like the flower? Yeah. Do you know about it?

• 16:22Speaker 05

  Kava's like weed a little bit, right?

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  No. Just relax, because like a numbness in your body, but not a...

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Like kava as in like Hawaiian like ceremony stuff?

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  But that gives you...

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  For sure.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Okay, what do you mean?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  I...

• 16:37Speaker 02

  I don't think it's the kava that gives you the issues, though.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know. I drank it one time and fucked my body up.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  What was the side effects? Did you feel nice?

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  I just...

• 16:48Speaker 05

  Other than constipated?

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that's why I'm nice now? Because I took that one fucking feel free like six months ago?

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Maybe.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Get your mind together, man.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  You do one big show with Theo Von and now it's like-

• 17:00Speaker 05

  I didn't, that's not-

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Twenty thousand seats-

• 17:02Speaker 04

  You did a show with-

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  You did a show with Theo Von? She opened for Theo at twenty thousand seats at the Honda Center.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  That's incredible, Kat.

• 17:07Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, could you, could we hear what your opening joke was? Yeah, yeah, we were like- Welcome to the show, Theo Von!

• 17:15Speaker 05

  Who's a Republican?

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  And what's your fir- what's your first line?

• 17:20Speaker 05

  I'm gay!

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:24Speaker 05

  No, I just have a stupid name joke that I, I say.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't want to give it away because it's-

• 17:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's kind of, you know, it's- But the, I have a joke where I say the R-word and that got like a standing ovation, so-

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, so that's, that's kind of the idea.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  That's, yeah.

• 17:40Speaker 05

  That's what's going on.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's the mentality of the world right now.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  Retarded.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, maybe bleep that out. We're not that kind, we're not that kind of podcast, I'll tell you that right now.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  We were on Monday.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  A lot of that on Monday.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  What was Monday? Yeah, we had a podcast Monday. And there was a lot of things going on that was a little too edgy.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  Do you think it's worth challenging that mentality? Or I should say mentality challenged?

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think we should challenge it.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  Good.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I think that we should correct, correct our ways.

• 18:14Speaker 05

  Just to not say it anymore?

• 18:15Speaker 04

  Bobby, what is that?

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Helicopter.

• 18:19Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought you were gonna say the plane.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Is it a plane?

• 18:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  The plane, the plane, like it.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  I love that bit.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  But you know what show that's from?

• 18:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:28Speaker 04

  It's the show where they're all on the island.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes! What's it called?

• 18:32Speaker 05

  Oh, Lost?

• 18:33Speaker 04

  Gilligan's Island? Mash?

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  I forget the name.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't know?

• 18:36Speaker 04

  But I know the thing.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  The plane, the plane.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Is it not Gilligan's Island?

• 18:39Speaker 00

  I thought it was Gilligan's-

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  It's not Gilligan's Island, no. There's a dwarf. Uh, uh, can I say that?

• 18:44Speaker 05

  Gulliver's Travel?

• 18:45Speaker 04

  I think dwarf is actually the correct-

• 18:47Speaker 02

  The correct-

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's this little brown Puerto Rican dwarf. Goes, "The plane, the plane." I forgot, it's-

• 18:55Speaker 00

  Fantasy Island.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Fantasy Island.

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Fantasy Island.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Fantasy Island, yeah.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Are they remaking that with Kevin Hart?

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  They already did it. They did a movie called Fantasy Island.

• 19:02Speaker 05

  Is he the dwarf-

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  Look at that, look at, where do you find that guy?

• 19:06Speaker 00

  Puerto Rico.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you write that, I mean, is there a writer going, "Okay, we need a dwarf who has, you know what I mean, who's Puerto Rican"?

• 19:15Speaker 05

  Wait, is Kevin Hart playing that character?

• 19:17Speaker 04

  He plays his shadow, doesn't he?

• 19:20Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Don't do my jokes.

• 19:24Speaker 00

  He's burning them all.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  If you want to see, if you want to see my jokes, I guess you could go to punchup.live/rickglassman to find out when I'll be in your city.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  You can also sign up for my email list. If I'm within 50 miles of your city, I'll let you know.

• 19:35Speaker 05

  October 3rd, uh, Georgia.

• 19:38Speaker 04

  Too many dates for people to remember.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:40Speaker 04

  Just look at those.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Just go to the, yeah.

• 19:41Speaker 04

  Are you gonna be?

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Are you playing clubs?

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. What, you think I'm playing theaters?

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  No, but, um, how are they, have, because you don't usually do the road, like.

• 19:48Speaker 04

  I started, my first proper tour started last, this is the continuation from last year.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  So how did it feel when you were out there? Are you nervous?

• 19:53Speaker 04

  I love stand-up more than I've ever loved it.

• 19:54Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  More than I've ever loved it. I, doing an hour.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Why aren't you a paid regular yet?

• 20:00Speaker 04

  I don't know, man. You told me years ago, everyone has their challenges, that there's certain places, and just to be grateful for the acceptance that you have where you are, and to be honest with you.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  I said that?

• 20:08Speaker 04

  I would love to be at the Comedy Store. I feel I deserve it, but I don't feel entitled to it, and it is what it is.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  I still have that t-shirt, by the way. Not a paid regular.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  Not passed at the Comedy Store.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Not passed, yeah.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you, why'd you have to correct her right now? What's wrong?

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

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• 21:03Speaker 04

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• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  It needs to be perfect.

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• 21:42Bobby Lee?

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• 21:49Speaker 04

  I have three betters at home. And I have a Helix Sleep mattress on every, in every room. Do you know why? If guests come over and people come over, I want them to sleep with the best sleep they could possibly have. You know what I mean? Doesn't it feel like an upgrade from all the other previous mattresses you've had?

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Listen, I'm a pretty difficult sleeper. I sleep on my side, plus I run really hot. It's really easy. You take a quiz and I got matched with a midnight mattress.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  Doesn't the quiz take like, a lot of these places, it's like 20, 30 minutes to finish the quiz?

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Nope, it's just a couple of questions, Rick, and then they tell you the perfect cloud you need to sleep on. And for me, it's a midnight mattress.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  And then you can upgrade to a luxe version of that.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, but then you have to go to the store and pick it up.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  You don't. Everything is shipped right to your door.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  Is there a money back guarantee?

• 22:41Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 22:41Speaker 04

  For what, like a week?

• 22:43Speaker 02

  A hundred days.

• 22:44Speaker 04

  Wait a minute, you could sleep on this thing for three months and then return it at no cost?

• 22:47Speaker 02

  No cost to you.

• 22:49Speaker 04

  I'm telling you something, the only thing I won't sleep on is this deal. Because you could go to helixsleep.com/belly for 27% off site-wide, exclusive for our listeners of Tiger Belly. That's helixsleep.com/belly for 27% off site-wide, exclusive for our Tiger Belly listeners. Make sure to enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you. Again, that's two, three, four.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Helix Sleep, Helix Sleep, dot com slash belly.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Not pass, yeah.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  Why'd you have to correct her right now? What's wrong? Let's start all.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  That's not a weird correction. He said not pass at the Comedy Store.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  Is there a ghost in here?

• 23:53Speaker 04

  This sounds like the music when Bruce Banner's walking away, doesn't it?

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  Me, like, leaving the comedy store parking lot, because I'm not allowed to park there, looking back.

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where do you park?

• 24:03Speaker 04

  Twenty-five bucks up top, and I get a validation sticker, the only validation I've ever gotten from that place, where I get ten dollars off.

• 24:09Speaker 05

  You park twenty-five dollars?

• 24:10Speaker 04

  So fifteen.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  So I just park, I'll show you where I park.

• 24:13Speaker 04

  I used to do that too, when I was doing the open mics.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Should we call Rose right now?

• 24:19Speaker 04

  I'm serious.

• 24:19Speaker 05

  Okay, nevermind.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Should we call Rose right now, live?

• 24:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Should we try to get you passed?

• 24:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  But do I say that you're in the room or not?

• 24:27Speaker 04

  No, absolutely.

• 24:29Speaker 00

  Wait.

• 24:30Speaker 05

  I think this could go against you if she finds out, and then you don't.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Well, you ask after the fact, you could edit it.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, if I call her and I go, and I go, "Hey, Rose, what do you think of Rick Glassman", and she doesn't know you're here, and then she goes off on you?

• 24:43Speaker 02

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't frame the question that way.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  That would be bad.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  That's the fun.

• 24:47Speaker 05

  This could only go bad.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  I don't like the idea of franking somebody. I do like the idea of putting them on the spot.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think putting her on the spot, but also just not saying, like, why.

• 24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, no pranking.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  I would say, like, hey, I think it's crazy that Rick Glassman isn't passed, that's how you should say it.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  But do I say that? Do I say Rick's in the room?

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  And then you could tell her all my tour dates?

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know, I feel uncomfortable, do you feel uncomfortable?

• 25:13Speaker 04

  You know, Will Smith says, he says this to me all the time.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call you on this.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  Will Smith says.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  I'm not in this one.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  If we do it, we do it.

• 25:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:22Speaker 04

  Life starts outside your comfort zone.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 25:24Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Let's do it.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Life starts outside your comfort zone.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  Will Smith.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  I think Cat's right.

• 25:29Speaker 04

  About what?

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Not do it.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  No, I think you should.

• 25:31Speaker 04

  What do you, Cat, Cat?

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:33Speaker 04

  You know what? Hey, I have an idea, I have an idea. Cat, you could keep parking up on King Street.

• 25:39Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  Or Bobby could call and ask if you could start parking in the lot.

• 25:44Speaker 05

  No, I don't want that. I'm fine with the law.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Can we do that?

• 25:47Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Can we even, if, oh, how about this?

• 25:49Speaker 04

  I want you to call her. Are you out of your mind?

• 25:51Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  I'm almost 30 years old. Get me fucking past at the Comedy Store.

• 25:54Speaker 00

  Tell her Tiger Belly hit 1 million subscribers on YouTube. Thank you.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell her that she's on Tiger Belly, though.

• 25:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, just say that.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. How, I'm gonna ask.

• 26:02Speaker 04

  Your posture changed. Are you really nervous?

• 26:04Speaker 05

  I think you're scared.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm scared.

• 26:06Speaker 05

  Cause Rick's not scared.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm trying to protect you.

• 26:09Speaker 05

  No, Rick doesn't get scared.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  And Cat.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  What's she gonna do? Stop giving me the $10 validation?

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:16Speaker 04

  By the way, I like Rose. I think Rose likes me. This is the first time I've had a chance.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here, I'm gonna, I know how to do it.

• 26:22Speaker 00

  We'll let her know you're on the podcast, though.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  First, I'm gonna say that.

• 26:25Speaker 00

  Say we got a million subscribers on YouTube. Thank our fans.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Congratulations.

• 26:29Speaker 05

  This is brought to you by Magic Mind.

• 26:33Speaker 07

  Are you mad at me?

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  No, Rose, I love you. You're on Tiger Belly, my podcast?

• 26:39Speaker 07

  Oh, hi.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  Hi. We just took, we just hit a million subscribers.

• 26:45Speaker 07

  Awesome. Great.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  And I think you're doing a great job for the Comedy Store, by the way.

• 26:50Speaker 07

  Thank you. I appreciate that.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  And I don't know why you would think that I was mad at you. Why would you think that?

• 26:55Speaker 07

  I just got a phone call and I, I just got really hot. I was like, oh, God, did I fuck something up?

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  No, so, um, we have Cat Bird here on the pod.

• 27:03Speaker 05

  Hi, Rose. This is not my.

• 27:05Speaker 07

  Hi, Cat. I love her.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know you do. And I think that you, I think that you're the one that really pushed her and that now that she's on Tiger Belly, she's in her fourth episode now, right?

• 27:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's doing great. Um, what's her path to become a paid regular?

• 27:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  You think in a year or two years? What do you think?

• 27:21Speaker 07

  Cat's path?

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  No, when, when, when do you think? A year or two? She's two years away.

• 27:28Speaker 07

  For Kat?

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:30Speaker 07

  No, less than a year.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. Fancy.

• 27:38Speaker 07

  Less than a year. But I need Kat. I need Kat at the store. I need her a little longer. But she's there. She's already there.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  I know she's, I, I know she's.

• 27:46Speaker 07

  She's one of the hardest workers. When we went down to La Jolla after her 20 minute set for the Sunset Takeover, she was writing notes after her set. Like she's, you know, she's just always working. She's always writing. I really appreciate her work ethic and she does the dance thing.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  She's blushing, she's blushing right now. Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 07

  She gets laughing so fast. She's.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  I know. I love her. We all love her. She just did a Theo show at the Honda Center.

• 28:11Speaker 07

  She's fantastic.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 07

  She's awesome. I'm glad you guys got her on the pod too. I'm sure people love her.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:17Speaker 07

  Uh.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  And now I haven't, here's, I'm gonna talk about something a little bit more uncomfortable. Okay?

• 28:22Speaker 07

  Oh, God. Oh, God.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  And he's here. Um.

• 28:26Speaker 07

  Oh, God.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, uh, we have Rick Glassman here.

• 28:32Speaker 07

  Oh, Jesus, fuck.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  I don't like that.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:41Speaker 07

  Why are you canceling your spots, Rick?

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why do you cancel your spots, Rick?

• 28:45Speaker 04

  It was one, one spot.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why did you do it?

• 28:48Speaker 07

  I went to the Belly Room.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 07

  He canceled it this last Saturday.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she's well aware of it.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And what was your, what's your excuse?

• 28:55Speaker 04

  I had a personal, personal reason.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. His, his sister died.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  I don't want you to talk about that on here, please.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm so sorry. The only one thing she ever wanted from me too.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:06Speaker 07

  Died.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  And that was to be passed at the Comedy Store.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Is that what?

• 29:09Speaker 07

  I think Rick is hilarious. Uh, but I, I can't, I never see Rick on stage. I never get to see him.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm there, I'm there two, three days a week when other comedians book me on their shows. I'm there all the time.

• 29:21Speaker 07

  I don't watch those shows.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, would you like me to send you an invitation?

• 29:26Speaker 07

  I don't watch them.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, then what is me being there?

• 29:29Speaker 07

  You gotta go on Live from the Belly Room so I could see you.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay. So the next time Rick's there, he's gonna, she gonna, but let me just say something, Rose. He's on the rise. He's there.

• 29:39Speaker 07

  I know he is.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:40Speaker 07

  I've, I've known Rick for a long, I think, I find him very funny.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you've seen me?

• 29:44Speaker 07

  His soft pod is hilarious.

• 29:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's on the rise. I need to sell tickets, dude. I gotta sell tickets.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, well then go to punchup.live/rickglassman, cuz I'm selling them out.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then, so the next, the next show he does, just go check him out.

• 29:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, that'd be great.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 30:01Speaker 07

  I will, I will check him out, but listen, I have so many shows that I have to check. I have to look at my own door, guys.

• 30:06Speaker 04

  Just say you don't want me there.

• 30:08Speaker 07

  I got hundreds and hundreds of fails every day I got to do.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  It's fucking disgusting. Really, whatever, Rose, it was a pleasure. Anything you wanna plug?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, love you, Rose.

• 30:21Speaker 07

  Love you too, guys.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  Dude, I'll be honest with you, I felt it would be funny if you called. I didn't think I would get triggered. Fuck that. For real.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Why did we, no, she means it. Why?

• 30:32Speaker 04

  Live at the, she mean for the, for the eight-minute set live. I've done that, I've done that for, for fifteen years.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  I, I will say, in defense of Rick, in defense of Rick, and I don't know Rose, I, I also don't know what goes on in the commissary. As an outsider,

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  that was a weird thing to say. I, I don't see you, and I don't watch you, but also I think you're, it was, yeah, it was weird.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  I'm there two, three days a week. I just saw you there the other day. I do shows there all the time. And, there's somebody else there who works, there's like, hey, I see you're doing your live podcasts at places, live shows, would you ever do comedy?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  I didn't wanna call!

• 31:05Speaker 04

  You didn't do anything wrong.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  I didn't wanna call!

• 31:07Speaker 04

  You didn't do anything wrong!

• 31:08Speaker 02

  You're so bullshitting, this is a bad idea!

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  It's your fault, bitch!

• 31:12Speaker 02

  It's my fault, it's my fault.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  This was only gonna be bad, this is only bad.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  I'm happy to have the information.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  It's not bad for you, is it? Is it bad for you?

• 31:19Speaker 02

  I know, I didn't want it.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  It's good for you!

• 31:21Speaker 02

  This is bullshit!

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  It was great. Yeah, Catbird wins.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  No, I didn't wanna win, I didn't want that.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  I'm happy to have the information, I'm just surprised by it.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  I think this is gonna get the ball rolling, that's my point over here.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  Oh, get fucked, I'm almost thirty.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  I think this is gonna get the ball rolling.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  The way, oh, here's another thing. The way I see myself, which I understand is probably pretty inflated.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  But the way I see myself, and, and me as a stand-up comedian, I'm like, I'm fucking so funny!

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  You are! There's no one like you!

• 31:52Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  Oh, I, I haven't seen you. By the way, she has seen me. I do it all the fucking time.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Why did we call?

• 31:59Speaker 04

  Because I wanted to know.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you!

• 32:00Speaker 04

  I'm happy to hear firsthand that I'm not gonna get passed there.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, you are!

• 32:05Speaker 02

  You are gonna get passed.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get passed.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  I love that place, it sucks how much I love that place.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're gonna get passed, I'm gonna make, it, this is now my-

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  It's at school. Alright, I know why I'm standing.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  He's gonna start.

• 32:18Speaker 04

  I don't, also, by the way, hey, Rose, just say, "I don't really think Rick's good for the place." Don't be like, "I haven't seen him." You've seen me, we've been, I've been there since I was nine years old when I met you.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  You can't cancel.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Nine years old?

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Why did you cancel?

• 32:31Speaker 04

  I had some, a personal thing going on I don't want to talk about.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, talk about your sister, by the way.

• 32:36Speaker 04

  I never, I've canceled, and I know this number, I've canceled five times since I dated Jackie Tone. Because I remember, this was like- That's just one week for you.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Who's Jackie?

• 32:46Speaker 04

  An ex of mine, that when we first started dating-

• 32:49Speaker 02

  I love her.

• 32:50Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 32:50Speaker 02

  I love her.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  Love her, still one of my best friends.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  But when we first started dating, I canceled a show, and I felt really bad after the fact. And I said, "Never do that."

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:00Speaker 04

  And I've counted how many times I've canceled shows. Five.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Are you still selling that sweatshirt?

• 33:06Speaker 04

  We're gonna keep selling it.

• 33:07Speaker 02

  We gotta keep selling it. You gotta pull it back up.

• 33:10Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Not pass at the Comedy Store.

• 33:12Speaker 05

  This is the worst idea, ever.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  I'm really glad I have the information, because I really thought, "Oh, Rose, finally, you know, now we're gonna get passed. We got a new person who likes me."

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get passed now, because of the call.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'll see. I'm gonna make it, listen, I'm gonna make it my next, stop. I'm gonna make it my next goal to get you passed at the Comedy Store. That's my lifelong-

• 33:33Speaker 04

  What was your number one goal that now is now number two?

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:37Speaker 04

  It's a good question.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  To work out, so now-

• 33:41Speaker 00

  Damn, Rick, now he's not gonna work out.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, now I'm not gonna work, I'm gonna die, bye.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  You know, the biggest gym is EOR, so I appreciate that.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, no, that's my number one goal, is to get you passed.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  And what's your strategy? Talking about it?

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  My strategy is this-

• 33:55Speaker 04

  To her?

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  This is my strategy, okay.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  My strategy is this, back in the days of the Comedy Store, in the seventies and eighties, right? There was more experimental things going on. Like last night Lance Konstopolis went up. You know him?

• 34:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, very well.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and-

• 34:15Speaker 04

  I don't know the pod.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Lance?

• 34:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And i- i- i- it was a weird set. You know what I mean? But what I loved about it is it's a break from traditional, you know what I mean? Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. You know what I mean? Like, ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum. I don't think you do that. I think that you give us more of a Kaufman vibe. It's more, you're so original and so you-

• 34:39Speaker 05

  Present.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  And present, that I think that we need stuff like that at the store to break it up. Like, because back in the day, well, we used to have a ventriloquist, like Willie Tyler and Lester. Right? You'd have Harry Basil, a prop guy, you know what I mean? And we don't have, it's all traditional stand-up, stand-up, stand-up. And I think-

• 35:00Speaker 04

  I'll fill the place of the ventriloquist and the prop guy.

• 35:07Speaker 05

  But, that, he, you're, you're unique, very unique.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  I got you treating me like I just got divorced. I appreciate it. I have-

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's fine.

• 35:15Speaker 04

  It's fine.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was doing.

• 35:17Speaker 04

  My, my self-esteem isn't lower. I'm just frustrated that I can't work out at a place that I want to work out.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Look at the kegs you're doing.

• 35:22Speaker 05

  Look at that handsome guy.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Look at that handsome guy there.

• 35:24Speaker 05

  Look at that handsome guy.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:25Speaker 04

  You don't even like guys.

• 35:26Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  Not wrong.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  You wench.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  What the hell?

• 35:33Speaker 04

  Um, which I didn't even know until you told me your opener.

• 35:35Speaker 05

  What, that, I, I like guys?

• 35:37Speaker 04

  You said when you were, when you were doing what you, how you opened at the event, you said, hey, Republicans, I'm gay, or something.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was, um, I didn't actually say that.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a joke.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  It was a joke.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  That's not her opener.

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you're gay.

• 35:49Speaker 05

  I'm not gay.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not gay.

• 35:50Speaker 04

  You're not gay?

• 35:50Speaker 05

  I'm not gay, alright.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  So, anyway, that, I, I, I, I think that you pushed it to, to call.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  No, it- Absolutely.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you think it was a mistake?

• 35:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 35:59Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 36:00Speaker 04

  I don't think it made anything worse. I think I got information that I didn't have.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  I think it made things better.

• 36:04Speaker 04

  I don't think it made-

• 36:04Speaker 05

  I don't-

• 36:05Speaker 04

  I think, I don't, I don't think this call is gonna change anything. I think she has seen me many times.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  I guess it's something, it's information I could have used that didn't have to be for show like this, but here we are.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  You pushed it, did you not?

• 36:22Speaker 04

  I absolutely did.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  And also, I think, uh, let's end.

• 36:26Speaker 04

  You said we should call her.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  You knew it was a bad idea. You knew it the whole time.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she has a way of, she's a fucking rum.

• 36:35Speaker 00

  Rumpelstiltskin.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Rumpelstiltskin.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  I support, I honestly support in knowing information. I think this was good for him. I would like to know the truth because like, living in that limbo of being like, you know what, I think I have it and I have, I've been around for so long and I love this place and all my peers are going up. And for some reason I feel left behind. I'd like to know why. And for me, she didn't give that information. She didn't give a timeline.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  She did by omitting it.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Exactly. She omitted something. She wasn't direct with it.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  She was also on the spot in front of the person. I get it. I'm not, I don't blame her for that. I just want to better understand.

• 37:06Speaker 02

  I think, yeah, it probably a, a, a conversation outside of the studio would be warranted, but.

• 37:13Speaker 00

  No, on air.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Then why did you push it? Anyway, let's move on. But anyway. You're right. You're right. I think at the end of the, it's healthy and good.

• 37:21Speaker 05

  Oh, look, that's you, Rick.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And Paul Rudd.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Paul Rudd, it looks, he's very salmony in that, in that color.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Very salmony.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  So you.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Oh!

• 37:29Speaker 04

  My assistant spilled coffee all over him.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 37:32Speaker 04

  He's fucking nuts.

• 37:33Speaker 05

  Oh my gosh, that looks so.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  I'm shocked he would let me post this.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  These are bits.

• 37:37Speaker 05

  Oh, look at that.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  You did bits.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  Is that chocolate milk that you?

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  How did Paul?

• 37:41Speaker 00

  Agree to it?

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Agree to that.

• 37:44Speaker 04

  I don't know, ask Rose.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  What was the?

• 37:47Speaker 00

  Call her.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  I knew, I knew it was gonna affect it. Now it's in your fucking heart and your mind. It's a, yeah, let's let it go. Okay, take, take it off. Yeah, he says take it off. All right, and what's up, Andreas? You're concerned?

• 38:02Speaker 00

  No, I just love it.

• 38:05Speaker 00

  No, I just love it. I just love it. More, more, more. I love it, love it.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  Andreas, I have a question for you.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Um, how long have you known Bobby?

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Since 2012.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  How do you feel about him calling you Andreas for, uh, the 2012?

• 38:22Speaker 06

  I, yeah, I think he does it as a, you know, it's my, my nickname. It started as him not really knowing my name. And now that he, after 10 years of working together, he still doesn't know my name. So.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Andres.

• 38:36Speaker 06

  I think it's good.

• 38:36Speaker 05

  Oh, look at these kids.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  I know your name. I know your name.

• 38:39Speaker 04

  It's like how my mom keeps calling it Japoltay.

• 38:43Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm just stuck on the way I've been saying it.

• 38:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  And then I just thought, you know, we'll just commit to it.

• 38:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's not, it's, it's more of an endearing thing, not making fun of your thing.

• 38:55Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  I love him that much. It's a cutesy thing that I do, you know?

• 38:58Speaker 04

  Two million dollar question.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  Do you ever?

• 39:06Speaker 06

  Not that much. He'd love me, but not that much, Rick.

• 39:09Speaker 05

  Do you ever call Bobby something different that's nice?

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's mean to me, dude.

• 39:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:14Speaker 05

  Do you call him Booby?

• 39:15Speaker 06

  No, I just call him Boss.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't treat me like a-

• 39:19Speaker 06

  With most respect.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  You don't treat me like a-

• 39:20Speaker 05

  You call him Hefe?

• 39:21Speaker 06

  Hefe.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  El Hefe.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  Hefe.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  No, he, he's the one guy that really drills into me at the bad friend. Yeah, he really, he's some real zingers. You know what I mean? And he laughs like a hyena. And, uh, sometimes, you know, it hurts. Sometimes it hurts. Andres.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Rosand, Rosanday.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Hims for your hair. Hair for your hair, baby. Oh, hair for your hair. Oh, baby, hair for your hair. You guys, Hims offers convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that work, baby. Yeah, including choose, oral medications, serums, and sprays. Doctors trust that clinically proven ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can stop hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months, man. Three to six months. And, you know, if you have, um-

• 40:29Speaker 04

  Doesn't that, like, if you're gonna have sex with a girl or a guy, do you wanna wait three to six months?

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  No, that's for the hair.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  Oh, how fast does the boner happen?

• 40:36Speaker 05

  Pretty quickly.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Pretty quickly, dude. Pretty quick.

• 40:39Speaker 05

  Very fast.

• 40:39Speaker 04

  Are there any hidden fees?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  It's instantaneous, dude. No hidden fee, it's just surprise costs. Yeah, just real personalized care and, uh, Rick and Alan, your schedule.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  I like to think of Hims as my digital front door that gets back to me, to my old self, with simple 100% online access to trusted treatments for health concerns, all in one place. It doesn't just help me get my hair

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 04

  longer, my dick thicker, and my fat lost more. It also, it also reminds me that this is, you know, this isn't for her, this is for Hims.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 41:09Speaker 04

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• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Visit hims.com/belly.

• 41:16Speaker 04

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• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Prescription required. See website for full details, restrictions, and important safety information. Hims for your hair and your penis.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, sometimes, you know, it hurts. Sometimes it hurts, Andreas.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Rosand, Rosande.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you see Weapons?

• 41:55Speaker 05

  Haven't seen it, no.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. I did.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  I did see Damon Wayans Jr. make a post where he posted the thumb, the poster of Weapons, and he said that's how it looks like when he, when the cold brew hits and he has to take a poopy.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  Uh, I just took-

• 42:09Speaker 04

  He's one of my favorite, his Instagram stories, I, they almost always hit.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  So shout out to Damon Wayans Jr.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 04

  And his Instagram stories.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Nice kid, too.

• 42:18Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Did you work with him?

• 42:20Speaker 04

  We were friends, we've done shows together and podcasts, but I've never done like a paid TV show with him. What have you worked with him?

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Um, I tested for, um, New Girl, and he was-

• 42:32Speaker 04

  So he got it?

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  So he got it, yeah.

• 42:37Speaker 04

  Who'd you test for?

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Um, the one that Damon Wayans Jr. got.

• 42:41Speaker 05

  Coach.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Coach.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Coach, yeah. And it was him and me, and they, it's fine. But that's how I met him. And then we've been friends since.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  And then he went off to Happy Endings, so the cast of La Morn, which I'm actually wearing a, a long sleeve out of respect to how La Morn did, because he said it was so cold in here.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. La Morn's a good kid.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  On my face.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, love Damon Wayans Jr. I don't follow him, and anyway, um, good, he's a good tweeter.

• 43:07Speaker 05

  I, I, um-

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 43:08Speaker 05

  I, is he-

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  What's a sticker, is, are these acne patches?

• 43:11Speaker 05

  I got nervous when we called Rose, so I started putting stickers up my face.

• 43:17Speaker 04

  Maybe that's what I should do to get passed in a year.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:20Speaker 05

  I feel like you're mad at me, Rick, and I'm sorry.

• 43:23Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, really?

• 43:24Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 43:25Speaker 04

  People say that to me sometimes, and I must be giving off something that I didn't know.

• 43:28Speaker 05

  Well, you called me an open mic'er and told me to park on the hill.

• 43:32Speaker 04

  That's not, that was not, that's not what I meant. Could I, could I explain that? Because I understand how you took it that way. I literally, because you said that's where you park?

• 43:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  And I literally meant, there was no subtext to that. I'm like, I used to park there too, like 15 years ago. I don't want to park there anymore.

• 43:46Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 43:46Speaker 04

  I wasn't putting that, honest to goodness, I'm so sorry. I wasn't making, like, you're an open mic'er by any means. You're gonna get passed away before me. I was saying, I was saying, I'm done, I'm done parking there. I don't want to, I would rather pay $15

• 43:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:59Speaker 04

  than have to take a 12-minute uphill walk.

• 44:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, totally, I get that.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  All I meant by that. And I'm glad you brought that to my attention, and I do apologize. And you know what? For, um...

• 44:07Speaker 05

  Solidarity?

• 44:08Speaker 04

  Solidarity, yes.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  A little panda. Oh?

• 44:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:15Speaker 05

  Can I put it on?

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  That's awesome.

• 44:20Speaker 04

  Oh, man, that's not what I meant. Sorry about that.

• 44:23Speaker 05

  Oh, don't worry, I'm over it now.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  They should have acne patches that have more than star...

• 44:29Speaker 02

  They do, they do. Starface has all the aliens, has all like the different cartoon ones.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  When I go to CVS, they don't have it there.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  I get all the, um, PR packages. You want some?

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like little stickers.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  Starface is so cute.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  I hate that the...

• 44:45Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no.

• 44:47Speaker 04

  That's so condescending. I don't, I don't compare myself to people, better or worse, like, that's, oh, a fucking open mic...

• 44:53Speaker 05

  It's okay, I really...

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  But you know what Catbird said before you got here?

• 44:56Speaker 05

  No, what did I say?

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  You go, "I don't know if our classmate even knows my name."

• 45:00Speaker 04

  We just did a show at the Laugh Factory together.

• 45:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, but sometimes you do shows with people and they don't know who you are.

• 45:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know who you are.

• 45:07Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 45:08Speaker 04

  At first, when I was hearing your name around town, I thought you were a WNBA player, I'll be honest.

• 45:14Speaker 04

  But that was like over more than a year ago.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:17Speaker 05

  Cause of Larry Bird?

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:19Speaker 05

  Oh, that'd be cool.

• 45:20Speaker 04

  No, cause the cat. Williams.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Isn't there a cat bird or a woman basketball player bird?

• 45:29Speaker 05

  Kaitlyn Clark is.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Kaitlyn and then there's also Sue Bird.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  There is Sue Bird, yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  Kaitlyn Clark and Sue Bird.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  That's good reference.

• 45:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Very specific and obscure.

• 45:37Speaker 04

  Was there a half an extra syllable in that reference?

• 45:41Speaker 05

  How do you say it?

• 45:43Speaker 04

  Reference?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 45:45Speaker 04

  Like you said it like it was a show. Reference.

• 45:47Speaker 05

  Like Severance?

• 45:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Severance.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what you're saying.

• 45:52Speaker 05

  Reference.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I'm out of it when it comes to that.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's pure. It's pure insanity, but um, well, good for you.

• 46:07Speaker 00

  When was the last time you guys did a podcast together?

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  It's been a while.

• 46:10Speaker 04

  Probably, I'll tell you when the last time we did a podcast was. It was January 2024.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 46:19Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  It's been a year.

• 46:21Speaker 00

  Have you asked him a bunch since?

• 46:22Speaker 04

  Been almost two.

• 46:23Speaker 00

  Since 24?

• 46:24Speaker 04

  Have I what?

• 46:25Speaker 00

  Have you texted him a bunch to get him on your podcast?

• 46:26Speaker 04

  I don't text him too much anymore. I, one out of every 10 times I see him at the Comedy Store, Rose has watched me. I, I say, hey, man, um, do you want a podcast? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:39Speaker 04

  All right.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  I do. When I say it, I do.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  All right, well, um.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then the next day I don't.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  Figure out a time.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  It shifts.

• 46:47Speaker 05

  Wait, Rick, will you explain the Will Smith AI thing?

• 46:51Speaker 04

  It's my understanding, uh, understanding that, uh, people have taken screen grabs and AI'd. Uh, can I say AI'd? Is that racist?

• 47:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, that sounds good.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  We're talking about practice here.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  They took images that weren't part of the video and added stuff to that. And then kind of that spiraled. But if you watch the original posted video, um, you don't see those things.

• 47:22Speaker 05

  But did Will Smith post it?

• 47:24Speaker 04

  No, Will Smith has done nothing wrong, other than, yeah.

• 47:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  He shouldn't have slapped Chris Rock.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was bad. I think it'll forever haunt him.

• 47:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, the, this.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  There's no going back.

• 47:36Speaker 05

  It's hard to go back.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's so crazy.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  He's done so much.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember, I was, we were living together when that happened, remember? And you're like.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  You could never forget.

• 47:45Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Sometimes it still feels like it's your back porch door.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  Cause he said we, remember, at the beginning?

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do remember. I have cognitive ability.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you remember when you, and then you, I remember you.

• 47:59Speaker 05

  Cause I was watching it live.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  You were watching it live and you screamed in the living room.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  And my mom and I screamed, we were like.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  And I ran out to see it and we were in shock.

• 48:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  I'll never forget that. I also will never forget, I was with, I was at, um, Morton's Steakhouse with my brother, um, in Beverly Hills, when Barack Obama won.

• 48:20Speaker 04

  Won what?

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Won what? An Oscar.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, an Oscar, yeah. Thank you.

• 48:26Speaker 05

  I thought that was Halle Berry.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  I meant 2008 or 2012.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  It was Denzel, actually. Sorry, my bad.

• 48:31Speaker 05

  Was that for Monster? Yeah.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Good one.

• 48:34Speaker 05

  I love Halle Berry.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  And I remember, and my, I couldn't believe, I was in the, in the bar area and when he was doing his little speech. Not little, pretty bitch. You know what I mean? In Chicago and it was like, I cried.

• 48:50Speaker 05

  Did you, uh, vote that year?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you doing this, I did actually.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  What year was this? 2008 or 2012?

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Eight, the first one.

• 48:59Speaker 05

  Oh, eight.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:00Speaker 05

  Great year.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Great year, dude. Great time.

• 49:02Speaker 05

  It was.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  Well, there was a lot of.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  That was a great time in my life.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  There was a lot of bad stuff going on in, in the, in the, in the economy then.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, the house, the housing crisis.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  But that, it was a good time to buy Bitcoin.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:14Speaker 05

  I didn't even know they had Bitcoin.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  He didn't.

• 49:16Speaker 04

  That's when it came out.

• 49:17Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Really? Two thousand eight. Amazing.

• 49:20Speaker 04

  Uh. Go ahead.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 49:23Speaker 04

  Nope, Bobby, one sec.

• 49:24Speaker 05

  Um.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  It's just fun.

• 49:26Speaker 05

  Hey, um, who's that actor that played Batman, but he was in that economic movie, you know, the?

• 49:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, Christian Bale.

• 49:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, was that about, what was that movie, The Big Short?

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was about.

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Was that about?

• 49:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  How'd you not know Christian Bale's a snake? Economic movie? The Big Short is an economic movie?

• 49:47Speaker 05

  Is it not?

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:48Speaker 04

  It's about the, the.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Housing crisis, yeah, yeah.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  The picture, yeah.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Great movie.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Great movie.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Is it Soderbergh who did that? No, it was, um.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  No, it's, it's Will Ferrell.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, great movie, um.

• 50:01Speaker 05

  There's a lot of handsome men in there.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Empire of the Sun, you gotta watch that movie.

• 50:06Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Christian Bale has a kid in it. I've talked about it before. It's a Steven Spielberg movie. And it's highly underrated.

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Look up, um, Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun.

• 50:16Speaker 05

  Hey, is he a nice guy, Christian Bale?

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Uh, he's, he seemed, you know what I love about him? He drives that really terrible car, like a.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  People love when rich people drive a bad car, and people love when people know how to do sign, sign language. I think people think that people who do ASL or drive a bad car are good people inherently. And that doesn't mean that they are or they aren't. And you could quote me on that.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  You think he purposely goes like, you know, I'm gonna?

• 50:39Speaker 04

  I don't think he's like, you know, I'm such a good guy. I don't think I wanna get that Porsche.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  That's Christian Bale, sure. In Empire of the Sun.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have a question for you guys.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  What's worse, someone extremely rich flaunting their wealth, but with, with rich car, with expensive cars, expensive homes, lavish lifestyle, or someone extremely rich cosplaying poverty?

• 51:01Speaker 05

  Someone, oh, I think it's.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  Cosplaying, you know what I mean?

• 51:04Speaker 04

  I don't even think the first one is, if you have a lot of money and you wanna buy stuff, buy stuff.

• 51:08Speaker 05

  But you're like obnoxious about it, right? Is that what you're saying? Like?

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  Obnoxious about having a big house?

• 51:13Speaker 02

  No, no, no, like constantly talking about it, wearing, you know.

• 51:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're just like, I'm rich.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is No Exit.

• 51:20Speaker 05

  I'm.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  A Sartre play.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  This, No Exit?

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  This is what it feels like. You know that's a play?

• 51:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  You know it's even darker than that?

• 51:30Speaker 05

  Like an escape room?

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 51:31Speaker 02

  You know the play The Homecoming?

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  It's even worse.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about No Exit first? I think that's what the problem is today.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  Is that how you felt after you had that cava flower?

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Really good callback.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Hell rose.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  It didn't hit the way, yeah, okay.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what, no exit?

• 51:52Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I don't know.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  I think it's four people in hell. Three people? Thank you, EJ. Fucking nerd.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Nerd. It's three people in hell and they're in a room, right? Stuck in a room, EJ, can you, you know? And there's just three different types of personalities, right?

• 52:11Speaker 04

  Oh, is that John Paul Sarté? Yeah. Yeah.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  I said it wrong?

• 52:16Speaker 04

  No, I didn't even hear you say it.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Sarté.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  Sarté?

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  And the last line of the play is, hell is other people.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Kind of like home is where your hat is, but the opposite perspective.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, is it home is where your hat is?

• 52:33Speaker 04

  Home is where you hang your hat.

• 52:34Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought home is where your heart is.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  There's more than one.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  John Paul Sarté.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Can we go back to, can we go back to life begins at the edge of your comfort zone? Who created that quote?

• 52:49Speaker 05

  Oh, I love that.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Cause he said it's, um, Will Smith. I wanna see, I wanna fact check that.

• 52:53Speaker 04

  I don't know if, that's the first time I heard it.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Who do you think said it, Bobby?

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but I would never claim, you know what I mean, to know who originally said it, if I don't know.

• 53:02Speaker 02

  It's an important.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a very good.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Quote.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Quote.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  That's where I first heard it.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  But that can justify a lot of bad things, like if your comfort zone is to like, like, like commit a crime, or like your fears to commit a crime, right?

• 53:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I think, I think the implication is if it doesn't cross your values.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 53:22Speaker 04

  And if it's the difference between not being out of your comfort zone versus a boundary. But like if it's something that you're, the only reason you're not doing it is because of fear of like insecurity or that you're not good enough, or that something might happen that like, is, that you don't wanna gamble. But like I said, like, it's like, well, I'd be really uncomfortable to punch Bobby in the face. But that's, that's, that's me playing with Bobby's money.

• 53:45Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying? It's, I can't make that choice for him.

• 53:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  When you rob a bank, you're taking, you're getting in the, you're getting in the way of other people.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Neil Donald Walsh first said it.

• 53:55Speaker 05

  Who was he?

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

• 53:58Speaker 04

  He was one of the writers, I think, of Fresh Prince, right?

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh yeah, so he stole it from, okay.

• 54:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think he took that from Will.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 05

  Hey, did you ever see that movie Seven Pounds with Will Smith?

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. What was it about?

• 54:17Speaker 05

  Um, I'm not totally sure, but...

• 54:21Speaker 04

  It was about like, like people dying or him dying or something, right?

• 54:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Oh, that's not about the one with the blue ring octopus, is it?

• 54:30Speaker 02

  Was that Will Smith movie where it all comes down to the blue ring octopus?

• 54:36Speaker 02

  I don't make this up?

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think you have Covid. I think you have Covid.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  Please look it up, I'm not crazy.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:42Speaker 02

  Type in Will Smith, blue ring octopus.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard of that before. Why, what, what'd you check?

• 54:47Speaker 02

  It is from Seven Pounds? It's from Seven Pounds.

• 54:49Speaker 05

  Oh, Seven Pounds.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is from Seven Pounds. And you don't remember that scene?

• 54:51Speaker 05

  I don't remember the blue ring.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Why would you even bring it up then, that you like it?

• 54:56Speaker 05

  Because I just thought that was a nice movie.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  I'm now starting to feel at ease. I think my magic mind just kicked in.

• 55:03Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. We don't have to start over, but can we make this episode long?

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  We were doing fine before.

• 55:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  I don't know, you said no exit.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  Hell is other people is what you said.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did say that. Yeah, yeah?

• 55:21Speaker 05

  Have you ever played Two Truths and a Lie?

• 55:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. You want to play it now?

• 55:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, how do you play it?

• 55:27Speaker 05

  Okay, so I say, you say two truths and a lie, and then...

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Two truths and a lie.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, Bobby.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Two truths and a lie.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  You say three things and people have to guess which one's the lie.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 55:38Speaker 04

  And there can only be one lie, no more, no less.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  Okay, so you start.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, I have gingivitis on my feet.

• 55:47Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  I have foot fungus in my mouth, right? And my fingers are stiff.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  You have, the, the mouth thing is fake.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  You're supposed to say two truths. There's already two lies in there.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 56:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, you did the opposite.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  I did the opposite.

• 56:04Speaker 04

  Oh, your fingers aren't stiff.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, my fingers are.

• 56:06Speaker 02

  His fingers are like super stiff.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  My fingers are a little stiff.

• 56:08Speaker 04

  Shiny buff.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it. You go now.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  No, you didn't do it. You didn't do it at all.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 56:15Speaker 02

  Go ahead, try.

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, two, one truth and a lie.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  No, two truths.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Two truths. I did two, oh, two truths. Two truths. Two truths, two truths.

• 56:24Speaker 00

  Two truths.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yes, poker, two truths, sponsored by two truths. I don't know what's going on, Tim. I'm off. I'm off to, all right, um.

• 56:35Speaker 00

  You say that every time Rick's off.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I like it. It's a chaotic energy.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  This isn't that chaotic, right?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  It bounces back.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  Can I, can I just, um, guide you better?

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I know what it.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Say three things and we have to figure out which of those three things is a lie.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  I understand. Before, I was a joke.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  I don't think he was. I think you were confused.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was a bit I was doing.

• 56:59Speaker 00

  Oh, good bit, good bit.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? It got a lot.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  We all fell for it.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  It was really good.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Two truths.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  That's what it's about. Yeah, yeah. All right, so, um.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know too much about me, so you can't play.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  I can't play.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I can play with you too. My father used to beat me with a tennis racket.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  My father used to beat me, is that good?

• 57:25Speaker 00

  Just keep going, keep going.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my, my, my father used to beat me with a celery stick. Or my ba, my father used to beat me with a golf club.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Wasn't there something with a Zamboni?

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  That was when I was molested.

• 57:38Speaker 04

  That's not funny.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  That was when I was molested.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it had nothing to do with my dad.

• 57:44Speaker 04

  So you were not beat with a celery stick? I mean, Bobby, what the fuck?

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I did it. Next?

• 57:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  Two, the two sports equipment beatings.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  I thought you were doing it.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, maybe you go, Rick, first.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  I wanted to get high before coming here, but I decided not to, to try and keep the energy down because it gets really chaotic here.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  Um, I was, I got really popular in high school my senior year and I was very unpopular before that. I was at the Laugh Factory earlier this week and I saw Kat perform on the show with Kevin Nealon and I laughed out loud from Kat's set multiple times.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  The lie.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  The lie is the first one.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  What was the first one?

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  The first one is you were gonna get high, but you didn't decide enough.

• 58:49Speaker 02

  That one is a truth.

• 58:50Speaker 00

  That's a truth.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  I think that's a lie. I don't think he gets high.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  That's your guess? What is, what are your guesses?

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Oh, this sucks. I, I, I wanna say the, wait, the second one, I think the second one or the third, second one is a lie.

• 59:05Speaker 00

  He got popular in senior year.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  In senior year, yeah.

• 59:08Speaker 04

  And what is your guess? I think I know your guess because you're so sad.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  I'm gonna go with the, uh, the popular one, I hope. The popular.

• 59:18Speaker 04

  That is true. I mean, that is correct.

• 59:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 59:21Speaker 04

  That one is the lie.

• 59:23Speaker 00

  You didn't think Rick gets high?

• 59:25Speaker 04

  No. I love getting high.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  And snacks.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Great set.

• 59:32Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Your turn, Kat.

• 59:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 59:41Speaker 05

  Okay, I feel really uncomfortable right now.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  We narrowed it down to two. We know.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that one of them?

• 59:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's one of them. Okay. Uh, second one is, um.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  I didn't know if this is the lie.

• 59:57Speaker 05

  I used to have a tree frog named Mr. Dimples.

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  And the third one is my parents are still together.

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  I happen to know, because I saw your set, that your, uh, tree frog was a guy. And it was Mr. Dimples.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  And that's the lie.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  The third one.

• 1:00:13Speaker 05

  Uh, the third one.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Your parents aren't, aren't together.

• 1:00:16Speaker 04

  Well, what, Khalyla's guess?

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  Um, he, yeah, I think it's the third one.

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's the third one.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm gonna do mine over.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Okay, do it.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  I understand the game now.

• 1:00:27Speaker 00

  He needed examples.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  I understand the game now. I understand it.

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  Hey Bobby, here's one truth I'll tell you. It's Khalyla's turn.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no, that's okay. Pass me up. Go ahead.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so in the fifth.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  I got it, I got it. I got the.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  I understand it fully now. Okay?

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  So in the fifth grade, um, I found out that my neighbor, I was living in Minnesota. And I found out my neighbor, she was a girl, I forgot her name. I think her name is Dana, I don't remember. But there was a rumor around town, there was a rumor around town that she put a rabbit in the microwave and killed it that way. So then in fifth grade, I, um, she walked by, she went in the same class together.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  I don't think you understand the game.

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  That's a really long.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Bobby's just telling two stories.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't think, I don't think I fully understand it then.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

  No, but keep going, cause I wanna know, I'm invested.

• 1:01:20Speaker 04

  What? That one's true.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm invested. So what happened?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a lie. I was making it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucked it up.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  Oh, we fucked it up.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the truth.

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  That first one has to be true. Bobby, Bobby isn't able to come up.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the game, I don't know the game, I don't know the game. I don't wanna play, you play now.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Okay, um.

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  I'm glad that's not our back door together anymore.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Um, I, I've never had a cavity. Um, I've never, um, done any hard drugs outside of weed and alcohol. And I am, I'm on Lexapro.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, those are hard ones. That's a good one. Even I don't know.

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  Question for you, if you're on a medication that's similar to Lexapro but not Lexapro, um, that was still a lie then, right?

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  If you're on.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Oh no, let's just say I'm on, let's just say I'm on medication. It doesn't have to be Lexapro.

• 1:02:26Speaker 05

  I think maybe the cavity part?

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  Okay, that's your guess. What's yours Bobby?

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  You're not on Lexapro.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  What's yours Rick?

• 1:02:33Speaker 04

  Well, now with Bobby's confidence, I'm going to say that one as well.

• 1:02:37Speaker 00

  I think I know which one's a lie.

• 1:02:39Speaker 04

  But.

• 1:02:39Speaker 02

  Tell me.

• 1:02:39Speaker 00

  The middle one.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  What's the middle?

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  The hard drugs? Which, no, I'll tell you why I believe it's not. And I might be wrong, but I just wanna, I wanna talk my logic, cause this is a podcast and it's fun talking logic. The fact that you said, "I've never done any hard drugs other than weed and alcohol", my, my thought process was, well, I don't consider weed and alcohol hard drugs. And if you do, chances are you haven't really done hard drugs. Unless that was a conscious choice to kind of. As I like to think of Bobby, a snake.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  He's done cocaine before.

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

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• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  So you've never had a cavity?

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  And Molly or something.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  You guys, what is the answer? You say, are we all done with the answer?

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What is it?

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  I'm not on Lexapro. I've never done cocaine in my life. Are you fucking crazy? I have a heart condition.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  But you've done hard drugs before.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  Never, Bobby. I've never done LSD, molly, nothing. I'm a purist. I don't do caffeine. I'm a fucking, I'm Amish.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Fuck.

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  I've never done any of them either.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  I've never had a cavity. And I'm, I want to get on Lexapro because I have, I need it, but I, I'm scared.

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  You know, life begins outside your comfort zone.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Thank you, right?

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  It's writer, guy.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  I should be on Lexapro's, but I'm not.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:04:23Speaker 05

  Does Lexapro make you happier?

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  I took two Ritalin's when I woke up. I don't, I don't think I should have taken it.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  No, why'd you double those?

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  Why?

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Because I was groggy. And it makes me focus, but I'm way too focused. I'm a little slow. And also, I don't, I don't know what?

• 1:04:41Speaker 00

  You are so focused, now you're slow.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a little slow. Yeah, that's what's going on here.

• 1:04:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  You know, and your speed, you know what I mean? It's kind of like, you know?

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  It's a good thing I didn't have the edible, that I, I'm, I'm, you know?

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, um, I really do love Ritalin, though.

• 1:04:58Speaker 05

  Do you ever focus on the wrong thing when you take Ritalin?

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes.

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Oh, guess what? It's Gilbert's birthday.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  I know it is. I know it is.

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  Happy birthday Gilbert!

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  How old are you now Gil? Thirty-six. Thirty...

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  Happy birthday. Thanks for working on your birthday.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's right. When you go to an A meeting and it's someone's birthday, I'm always the one that starts the happy birthday. And I'm tired of it.

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  You go "ha."

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll go "ha..." And then people go "ha..." Alright, let me just, I'll give you an example.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  It's Tom's, you know, he's celebrating eight years of sobriety. I'll go "ha..." You're supposed to go faster.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday. Yeah, I start it every time.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  For, not for birthdays, but for year anniversaries?

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they call them birthdays though.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:57Speaker 04

  Like born again Christians?

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  No, not like that.

• 1:05:59Speaker 04

  Kind of. They were born again sober, so it's their birthday.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I guess you're right.

• 1:06:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  It's exactly like born again. Yeah.

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  Is born again virgin, that's a thing where you decide that like I've never had sex?

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people do that.

• 1:06:09Speaker 04

  Is that after women get reconstruction?

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  After they like appear to celibacy maybe?

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  I think, yeah, I think that, that's one.

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  My dad gets hemorrhoids sometimes and he refers to his butthole as the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, your dad? Yeah, it's so funny.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  When I was in Japan...

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Great trail by the way.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  When I was in Japan last year, I hiked up this temple and it was a little bit too much for me and on my way back down, I started to feel this weird sensation in my butt. And I was like, what is that? So I jumped in the shower and I felt back there and it didn't feel like, oh, that's a hemorrhoid. It actually felt like my asshole had just like prolapsed completely.

• 1:06:46Speaker 05

  Oh wow.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Truth.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  And so, I panicked and I called my sister and I was like, hey, can you check this out? Um, is this a hemorrhoid? And she felt in there and she was like, oh my god, no, I think your, I think your asshole's falling out. And so, I go to this, um, compounding pharmacy in Kyoto and this old lady who's had this pharmacy was handed down to her by her like great grandfather and she had all of

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Did they sell mogwais?

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, wait, listen to this shit. Because your dad has hemorrhoids and it'll all come back to your dad.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Any Gremlins reference, you laugh. I appreciate it.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  The mogwai?

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  And um, this old lady, she takes one look at me and I was trying to explain to her that I had this thing, but I didn't speak Japanese. And I was like, hi, I have it. I was like sweating and I was like, and she goes, shh, shh, shh. She goes, I got it. And she hands me this thing.

• 1:07:40Speaker 04

  So she speaks English?

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  She spoke English.

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  Then why do you have to speak Japanese?

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  I thought, I didn't think so. I was like, oh, I didn't know.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  But she had a completely good English accent?

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  She spoke English just fine.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but was there an accent?

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  Bobby wants you to do an impression.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  I.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, it gets me more like involved in the story and, you know, I want to get grounded here.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Um, you can, you can do it for me.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  No, you do it because it's your fucking story. What did she sound like?

• 1:08:04Speaker 02

  Anyways.

• 1:08:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not anyways. No, not anyways.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna do it.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  I'm not. You can do it.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  What did she say?

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  Howdy.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Did she, did they sell that?

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  That looks like my asshole.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  So she gives me, she hands me this like yellow tube and it wasn't a preparation H and she was like, I got you, take this. I put it on one.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not what she sounded like.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  I got you. That was, that was a feeling. That was the energy she was giving. She was so confident.

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  Are you, was that a slur at her?

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  Yellow tube.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  The yellow tube? It was a yellow tube. It's called like.

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, I thought you were talking about, you were talking about her.

• 1:08:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  An old yellow tube. I hope not. Um.

• 1:08:44Speaker 04

  Well, I would have just done the voice at that point.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  A minion. One swipe, one time, and my asshole crawled back in, never to be seen again.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  It was scared.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  So you don't have an asshole anymore?

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:58Speaker 02

  It's still, it's up to my throat now. Like, I swear to God, if your dad needs it, I brought tons.

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  Asshole in his throat?

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Speaker 05

  Wait, so didn't it like rosebud? Is that what happened? Like, isn't that what it's called?

• 1:09:10Speaker 00

  Baker?

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  I think so. Like, uh.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  Where it just pops out?

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  You know, I used to think rose was a bud.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  That was just a fun play on words.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  We got past that though.

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  Well, at least somebody got past it.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Give it a year.

• 1:09:28Speaker 02

  But if you have hemorrhoids, for anyone out there with hemorrhoids.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if anyone with hemorrhoids, go to Japan. Go to the oldest medicinal shop that you can find and get a yellow tube. If you can afford it. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  I'm talking about hemorrhoids. I had a solution.

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  Speaking of assholes in the throat.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway. It's crazy.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  Do they just fall out sometimes?

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  They do.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, I had a foot fungal problem, so I went to-

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  The gingivitis?

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went to Peru. And I hiked this-

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  Machu Picchu.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  A 15-mile trail uphill, right? I had to climb, I had to free solo a cliff. There's a little hut up there with a little Persian man.

• 1:10:10Speaker 04

  Do his voice.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Why is he Persian?

• 1:10:12Speaker 00

  Do the accent.

• 1:10:12Speaker 04

  Do the accent.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  He's Persian?

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  Why is he Persian?

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  Persian in Peru.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Why is he Persian?

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what he sounded like. That's rude. You're making fun of his accent.

• 1:10:22Speaker 05

  You said he's Peru-

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  You said he's- You said the old man was Persian in Peru.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Well, get there, too.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Takes a while. Anyway, if you want your foot fixed, go up there.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  Lie.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Go way up there. Anyway, um, is it kicked in, your shit?

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  I feel good.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  It's fun. It's fun. This feels like community right now. It feels like friends, you know? And we're like, this feels good. I like this.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, do you think this is a good zombie apocalypse crew? Survival crew or no?

• 1:10:57Speaker 04

  I think that you would be first, you would be like draft number, pick one in that situation. Because you probably like look at a plant and know-

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm your number one pick?

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  I think that in a survival, in a survivalist situation, I feel like you have more information than anybody else here.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Thanks, Rick. I appreciate that.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Speaker 04

  I would put me number two because I got a whole bunch of iodine capsules.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Well, for coastal, too, I can, you know, get us food and fish and-

• 1:11:22Speaker 04

  That would be great. I don't love fish. I'd ask if you could maybe some Lomain, but we'll figure it out.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  Are you, do you like uni? Mussels?

• 1:11:29Speaker 05

  I love uni.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Okay, um, what about shellfish?

• 1:11:33Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  Clam?

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  Scallops?

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Scallop. I can get scallop.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Go back to, go back to the crew.

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  So I'm first, I'm first round?

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:11:40Speaker 05

  I think I'm probably last round on that.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm, I bet you my money.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  Okay, be your Bobby.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. What's the last, go ahead, pick your crew.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  You can go around the room too.

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  I don't know, I don't know anybody other than you would be helpful and you wouldn't. I don't know. I don't know where everybody else lies. It's like, it's like picking a basket, it's like, like, like I'm picking my team in basketball.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:03Speaker 04

  And I know you could hoop and you can't. I've never seen you guys play.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  But you've never seen me in a zombie apocalypse situation?

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  Buddy, I've seen you in a, I've seen, any, every place I see you, I feel underprepared.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Don't call me buddy dude, in this situation. Alright buddy? Alright, chief? Fuck you.

• 1:12:17Speaker 04

  What value would you add? Honestly?

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Sneak.

• 1:12:21Speaker 04

  Sneak what?

• 1:12:23Speaker 04

  You think you'd be quiet?

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I sneak dude. I, I am the one that goes out, goes to the grocery store, gets canned foods. All the things that we need. You have pharmacies, sneak back in. While she's, while she's at the camp with a yellow tube, is anyone's assholes prolapsed?

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  There's no way you would sneak into grocery stores and stuff. You would be like, how come DoorDash doesn't work? Or something.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  No, that's rude. That's the convenience of my life. No, yes. But in a, in an apocalypse situation, I'm gonna be desperate and I'm gonna do desperate things.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  Yes. And we, and when you, when you get desperate, you think you shine?

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I shine dude. I shine like a flower. I don't, I don't, I don't shine. Like the sun.

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  I shine like the sun dude. Yeah, yeah. Oh, star.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  I think I could be good at like climbing trees.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  What was that? What's the purpose of that?

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Look out, look out.

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'd be lookout. I could be lookout. Yeah.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  I'd like to pick my team, please.

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  I would provide, I would provide entertainment.

• 1:13:30Speaker 05

  Oh, like a drum circle or something?

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you'd be the craziest person to be in a fucking zombie.

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  No man, I know things.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  You, no, you would panic, be so annoying.

• 1:13:40Speaker 04

  Oh, bro. I am. When, when pressure's on, if we're late to get to the airport or something's happening.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  I need to touch the zombie three more times. Pop, pop, pop.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Your OCD would go crazy dude.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  Swipe back to his joke with a bottle of water, please.

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  And then you just sit on the toilet for a really long time. Pushing, just one drop? Yeah, just one drop.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  I have OCD too.

• 1:14:02Speaker 04

  And we're back, thank you.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  I think I would be, I think I would be, I, I... Who gives a shit?

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  No, I do not.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, oh, you're a bit defensive now?

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  No, I don't, I don't want...

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  What, I can't do nothing, buddy?

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  No, no, I was meant, never mind, like, I don't need to defend it.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  Choose your team, Bobby.

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Number one out of the whole, can I use the whole group or no?

• 1:14:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why are you looking away?

• 1:14:25Speaker 02

  I'm looking at the whole group.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Number one would be you.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Number two would be Alex. Cause he's the strongest.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, he's...

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Out of all of us, right? Number three would be Andreas.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  Who's that?

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, I know it's hard.

• 1:14:49Speaker 02

  Get down to the bands?

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would go Gilbert.

• 1:14:52Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  Because someone to talk to.

• 1:14:55Speaker 04

  I could hunt, I could start fires.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's easiest to talk to. Also, his birthday today.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's gotta be in the top five. You know what I mean? And then I would go EJ.

• 1:15:04Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  He's smart.

• 1:15:05Speaker 04

  He gives me used water.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know. And then, um, it would probably go...

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  It would probably go you, Kat.

• 1:15:17Speaker 02

  Wow, really?

• 1:15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 02

  Okay, not bad.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  And then you're last.

• 1:15:20Speaker 04

  I understand, okay.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  I think that you would be surprised, I think Rick and I could really deliver in a time of need.

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  Thank you. I think the same.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  In what way?

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  I just feel like we would be like, very, um, comforting.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:15:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, everyone would be stressed out, and I'd be like, it's gonna be okay, guys.

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on now.

• 1:15:44Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from all that.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  If I had to choose my, I would choose you first. Really?

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  There's a resolve about, just, I think, her.

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  A resolve? What the fuck does that mean?

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  You don't want someone like, who's going to like, be in fight, you know, fight and flight, full on adrenaline, you want someone to be like, calm and clear.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  My second is EJ.

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why? Why EJ? Why the nerd?

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  Cause he's a nerd.

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he knows a lot.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:11Speaker 02

  But I also just like, prefer the company of women under pressure.

• 1:16:13Speaker 00

  So, EJ and Kat?

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:16Speaker 00

  Two women.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  What's the third?

• 1:16:19Speaker 00

  That's where it stops.

• 1:16:20Speaker 02

  Um, you.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  Cause I love you and I wanna save you.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Oooh.

• 1:16:30Speaker 04

  I like that.

• 1:16:31Speaker 02

  But Kat's my second in command, so she has to save you too.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know why you would have Kat second in command. I'm sure you're right. You don't know her, she's a fucking diabolical-

• 1:16:39Speaker 04

  Are you getting a little bit emotional?

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  I was.

• 1:16:41Speaker 04

  From what she said?

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, I see your eyes are watering a little bit. That's, yeah, I really liked that.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  That was very nice of her.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  You want to be around people who love you.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, I feel lost sometimes.

• 1:16:51Speaker 04

  You feel what?

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Lost.

• 1:16:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I feel, um, like, um, I have nobody.

• 1:16:58Speaker 04

  Lonely?

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  And so...

• 1:17:03Speaker 04

  I feel like that a lot.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  That felt nice. I feel abandoned.

• 1:17:08Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  What just happened?

• 1:17:10Speaker 05

  Have you tried shoving a yellow tube up your ass?

• 1:17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Good callback.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. I mean, I already did one. Yeah, yeah, so it was a little too much.

• 1:17:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  Noted.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  You should use her for Trash Tuesday.

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'd love to.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's on... You know, once you get into this whole ecosystem, I feel like I had a lot to do with it.

• 1:17:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:17:36Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think, or no?

• 1:17:36Speaker 05

  I think so, yeah.

• 1:17:38Speaker 04

  It's almost like you want to make sure that other people don't feel that pain of abandonment that you often do. Maybe you would be a good pick.

• 1:17:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you feel abandoned sometimes? Aside from Rose?

• 1:17:51Speaker 04

  I don't feel abandoned by Rose.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:54Speaker 02

  I, uh... I'd pick you in my top five for sure, Rick.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good, congratulations. There's eight people in the room.

• 1:18:00Speaker 04

  And she's one of them. That's a seven. Uh, uh, uh, the feeling of abandonment, I don't feel often, but I feel it very strong when it happens. I'm very sensitive to it, and I have felt it, yeah.

• 1:18:10Speaker 02

  When's the last time you felt it?

• 1:18:12Speaker 04

  I feel it, uh, when going through a breakup.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Every breakup, or just the most recent one?

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  I've felt it before, but not everyone. Yeah, I feel it sometimes with with certain friends of mine when I notice when I notice that that the friendship isn't the same. The friendship isn't viewed the same from them as it is for me and it takes me a long time to maybe pick up on those context clues.

• 1:18:38Speaker 02

  Wouldn't you feel like it's like deeper for you but not for them?

• 1:18:42Speaker 04

  Sure, yeah, deeper, I don't know if deeper is fair as much as like the way, you know, we're just, it's like, this is different people, it's like, the way I show up for a friendship versus the way somebody else does and it takes me a little bit of time to recognize. And it's not, it's not like, oh, they don't show up for me. It's just they're not somebody who shows up and I'll stop.

• 1:19:05Speaker 02

  Bobby cannot do serious moments.

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. Cause it's outside his comfort zone.

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  It's out of his.

• 1:19:12Speaker 04

  I'm wondering when Bobby's life will start.

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, buddy.

• 1:19:18Speaker 04

  Here we go.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Slam, dog, yeah.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  More stickers on the face.

• 1:19:25Speaker 05

  When I have like go through big life moments, some people have like are so detailed about it, especially when they do their writing. I go like blank, I don't know why that.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Check out, you check out, natural.

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's also like a trauma response.

• 1:19:38Speaker 05

  Probably, yeah, I think so.

• 1:19:40Speaker 04

  You don't want that as a first pick?

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  I do.

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  Nothing.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, good, good observation. Nice, Rick, nice. Nice, Rick, yeah.

• 1:19:49Speaker 02

  I love a divorced woman, I think you've seen it, you've seen more of the bullshit.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  But the zombies are plaguing, she's just frozen because of trauma response?

• 1:19:57Speaker 04

  She forgot where everything was.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what you want?

• 1:20:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I want a goldfish.

• 1:20:05Speaker 04

  Better not have Rick though because he wants to not have his outdoor clothes inside, that goes out the window when there's zombies.

• 1:20:10Speaker 02

  You think?

• 1:20:11Speaker 04

  Hey, do me a favor, if if you got guts and blood on you, will you sit on the blanket? Yeah, up, it's fine.

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  Also, why don't people tape their body, I would just be constantly with tape, electrical tape all over my body.

• 1:20:25Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  And padding so they can't bite into me.

• 1:20:28Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought if they're.

• 1:20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  That's dumb.

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  Cigarette and rattlesnake.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  That's your survival strategy? I'm just gonna every day reinforce.

• 1:20:37Speaker 04

  It's wearing a seatbelt, Khalyla.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  But it's reinforcing, where are you gonna find that much tape to reinforce it every single day?

• 1:20:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't have Michael's.

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  I would go to Michael's.

• 1:20:47Speaker 04

  Sneak into Michael's.

• 1:20:47Speaker 02

  And when the adhesive gives out, you re-tape?

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you don't even know, yeah, like that, right?

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  Every day.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  Every day. No, you don't take it off.

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  Search for that.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Here's what I would do. I would go to Dick's Sporting Goods. Right, get football equipment.

• 1:21:01Speaker 02

  And do you sleep in this? Do you sleep in it?

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because who cares about hygiene at the park? I'm not gonna get laid.

• 1:21:07Speaker 05

  But how are you gonna go poo poo?

• 1:21:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a little, I would make a little hole there.

• 1:21:12Speaker 02

  You don't think that the zombies are gonna find that hole?

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  They're not gonna bite the bug hole.

• 1:21:16Speaker 02

  Hey, we never know.

• 1:21:17Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen a zombie bite the bug hole.

• 1:21:18Speaker 04

  And if they do, you could just put a yellow tube up there.

• 1:21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if it prolapses, yeah, in that situation. But anyway, I would, why don't they just fully like, you know, hockey mitts?

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  That, that makes sense.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Padding, layers of tape. I would just be this thing where if you bit into me, also around the neck. You know what I mean?

• 1:21:39Speaker 02

  Okay, that makes more sense. I thought you were just gonna tape your whole body and that's it.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I would tape the equipment to my, it would just be like unpenetrable.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  Like Casey Jones.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  What's Casey Jones?

• 1:21:50Speaker 04

  Pull up a picture of Casey Jones, please.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Like a hockey, um, um...

• 1:21:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, like a hockey uniform.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:57Speaker 05

  With like the cage, like an umpire, maybe.

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  Um, yes, that's a great one.

• 1:22:02Speaker 05

  With the cage.

• 1:22:02Speaker 02

  So they don't bite your face.

• 1:22:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, um, would you be scared of a dwarf zombie? I don't know why you said that. Um, Casey Jones.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  Would you?

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:22:15Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:22:16Speaker 02

  Would you be scared of a...

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  It would be so cute.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  Now, would you be scared?

• 1:22:20Speaker 04

  That's just your plane voice.

• 1:22:23Bobby Lee?

  The plane, the plane.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  Bobby.

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:22:25Speaker 02

  Would you be scared of a zombie that looked exactly like you, your proportions?

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:32Speaker 04

  Cause I know my strength.

• 1:22:33Bobby Lee?

  What are they?

• 1:22:35Speaker 04

  No, I'm just physical, I'm in.

• 1:22:38Speaker 05

  Are you scrappy? I feel like you're scrappy.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  As a zombie, I'm gonna want, I'm gonna want brain.

• 1:22:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm a drug addict, I'm a drug addict, so at nights I'm being, brain, brain. Like, I would just be obsessed with it. You know what I mean? I would eat mongoose brain, I don't, squirrel brain, any brain, I'm in. Right? But when, human is the top level. You know what I mean? It's like pure heroin.

• 1:23:03Speaker 04

  Oh, how do you know this?

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  I just would.

• 1:23:06Speaker 04

  How do you know that a human brain tastes better than a mongoose or squirrel brain?

• 1:23:09Bobby Lee?

  I just think that because in, any, I've seen, um, every subgenre zombie movie.

• 1:23:15Speaker 04

  But those are just written by guys.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, now my point though, is based, based on what I've seen, right? They always, they don't, I don't, I've never seen a zombie eat a squirrel brain.

• 1:23:23Speaker 05

  It would be like a little canapé.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:25Speaker 04

  Well, it's kinda like how Blade tries not to eat, have human blood.

• 1:23:29Speaker 05

  But also.

• 1:23:31Speaker 04

  I'm serious.

• 1:23:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:32Speaker 05

  Not all brains taste good, not all human brains taste good.

• 1:23:36Speaker 04

  Right. Bobby's brain tastes pretty shitty.

• 1:23:38Speaker 05

  Um.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why? Cause it's not intelligent enough?

• 1:23:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, do you think smarter?

• 1:23:45Speaker 04

  Korean brains.

• 1:23:46Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:23:46Bobby Lee?

  Korean brains are very delicious.

• 1:23:48Speaker 04

  Oh, got him.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:50Speaker 04

  I knew you ate brains.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  I always think about this, like, like, you know, that shows 600 Pound Life?

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What if he turned into a zombie? How he's gonna eat?

• 1:24:00Speaker 04

  He's just in bed.

• 1:24:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:02Bobby Lee?

  You know, anyway, I think about stuff like that.

• 1:24:04Speaker 04

  Will you pull up the, just say, a fat guy in Blade?

• 1:24:08Speaker 05

  But do you?

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's my friend Eric, the actor.

• 1:24:12Speaker 04

  You know the guy that?

• 1:24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:13Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, it is your?

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  It's my buddy Eric, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  Cool, we gotta get him on the pod.

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, he, here's what, he lost all the weight. And then it's like.

• 1:24:21Speaker 04

  Wait, that was, that wasn't prosthetics or anything?

• 1:24:23Bobby Lee?

  No, but he was still at the time, a very kind of big guy.

• 1:24:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's gotta be fake, he was that big?

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:28Speaker 04

  Is he the one on the top or the bottom?

• 1:24:30Speaker 05

  It's a little me too moment, huh?

• 1:24:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, and then he was also, um, in Sergeant Bilko, the Steven, Steve Martin.

• 1:24:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, great actor, good friend. I haven't seen him in 20 years, but anyway.

• 1:24:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:43Speaker 04

  Get him on the phone.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't even have his number, I, I don't, I have no idea to contact him.

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you have, I, you have friends like that? You go, oh yeah, we used to hang and then I don't know what.

• 1:24:54Speaker 04

  If I ever had their number, I still have it. If not in my phone, I have it up here.

• 1:24:57Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:59Speaker 05

  Do you remember certain number, like you remember a lot of numbers in there?

• 1:25:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:02Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:25:03Speaker 04

  I remember when I was a kid, uh, uh, I would, there was this thing called Olympia Sales Club. One hundred, three, seven, three, five, nine, six, three. And you would get a catalog and you could go door to door like you would if you were trying to like, for school, sell stuff. And I would go door to door and people, and you get, I would get two dollars for every item I sold, or if you get enough points, you get a Playstation or something. You always go for the points. The money is less the value. And I would knock on people's doors and they would be like, what is this for? And I would just go, it's just for me. And I would sell it. And then I was like, this was great. I just got this and this. So I would end up doing it like a couple of times a year. And I would just keep calling Olympia Sales Club. This is Mark. How may I help you? I'd like to order Olympia Sales Kit, please. And they would send me the sales kit. And then I would go door to door. And then one woman said to me, um, why do you keep coming here? Because she would buy something for me every time.

• 1:25:48Speaker 04

  And then I said, I got embarrassed and I stopped doing it. But I still remember the number.

• 1:25:52Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 1:25:53Speaker 02

  Whose number do you have memorized?

• 1:25:54Speaker 04

  Four, three, one, Dover Drive.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  That's an address.

• 1:25:57Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:26:00Speaker 04

  And that was my address in Minnesota when I was a kid.

• 1:26:02Speaker 05

  Minnesota.

• 1:26:03Speaker 04

  Truth.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  What about phone numbers?

• 1:26:06Speaker 04

  Three, two, three, six, five, six, six, two, two, five.

• 1:26:08Speaker 02

  Who's that?

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  What is that?

• 1:26:10Speaker 05

  Three, two, three, six, five.

• 1:26:11Speaker 04

  That's your old pager number. Three, two, three, six, five, six, six, two, two, five. Comedy store.

• 1:26:17Speaker 05

  That's a comedy store.

• 1:26:18Speaker 04

  That's a comedy store number.

• 1:26:19Speaker 05

  Comedy store number, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:19Speaker 04

  So I do remember stuff too. Like Eric. I'm smart.

• 1:26:22Speaker 05

  I remember my ex-boyfriend's number from seventh grade.

• 1:26:26Speaker 04

  You do?

• 1:26:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:26:27Speaker 04

  Do you remember why you broke up?

• 1:26:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:26:29Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:26:32Speaker 05

  Well.

• 1:26:34Speaker 05

  He was Mormon and, not that that's bad, but we.

• 1:26:39Speaker 04

  More men than women?

• 1:26:40Speaker 05

  Mm.

• 1:26:40Speaker 04

  Remember?

• 1:26:42Speaker 05

  That was a good one.

• 1:26:42Speaker 04

  You could, you could keep that in, but I'm sorry for killing the momentum. Go ahead.

• 1:26:45Speaker 05

  Edit it out, but, um, I, Mormon, so we, we just, we, there's no, we couldn't have sex.

• 1:26:52Speaker 04

  You were in seventh grade.

• 1:26:55Speaker 05

  But we dated for a long.

• 1:26:57Speaker 04

  You broke up with a seventh grader because he wouldn't fuck you?

• 1:27:00Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Crazy.

• 1:27:04Speaker 04

  He just kept eating my pussy and I was like. That's that's before bar mitzvahs. I remember I was scared to slow dance with girls. So I'd wait outside and say my mom was coming and they would ask me.

• 1:27:16Speaker 05

  This is Altadena, so it was different.

• 1:27:18Bobby Lee?

  Are you asexual?

• 1:27:19Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:27:20Speaker 04

  She wanted to get fucked when she was 12.

• 1:27:24Speaker 05

  That's not true.

• 1:27:25Speaker 04

  You may remember his number, but I think we just got yours.

• 1:27:27Speaker 05

  Okay, sweetheart, what the hell?

• 1:27:30Speaker 02

  Rick, tell me, tell me, tell me what you're feeling.

• 1:27:34Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't want to get into my personal stuff right now.

• 1:27:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:27:37Speaker 04

  Respectfully. If I did, I'd have to maybe cancel my show tonight.

• 1:27:43Speaker 04

  I feel you.

• 1:27:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:45Speaker 04

  And I believe you do too. You just maybe don't let yourself.

• 1:27:50Speaker 04

  Talk about it, but like.

• 1:27:52Bobby Lee?

  I've cried already.

• 1:27:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I guess I guess you.

• 1:27:55Bobby Lee?

  I've done my crying. I've done my crying.

• 1:27:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know when I'm gonna run out, but I hear you.

• 1:28:00Speaker 05

  I'll cry soon too, maybe.

• 1:28:02Speaker 04

  I didn't mean that you're an open mic'er.

• 1:28:06Speaker 04

  At all.

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  I still open mic.

• 1:28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what I'm, uh, oh.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  You know, if I, when I'm dying on my deathbed, I believe you're gonna be. One of them on the side of my bed.

• 1:28:22Speaker 04

  One of them? How many people you got outside of your bed while you're dying?

• 1:28:24Bobby Lee?

  Like three or four people, three or four, five people. I don't know. Yeah. But I I do imagine you being there holding my hand and me passing. What's going on? We're going real right here.

• 1:28:34Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:28:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's the secrets about?

• 1:28:36Speaker 05

  I was wondering if we were invited to the deathbed.

• 1:28:38Speaker 04

  Oh, you invited? I thought.

• 1:28:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I think it's for real close family and friends.

• 1:28:42Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:28:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:43Speaker 02

  I think I think they're they can be there.

• 1:28:45Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna.

• 1:28:46Speaker 05

  Maybe in the waiting room? You don't want to see him?

• 1:28:48Bobby Lee?

  I imagine right now, if I would.

• 1:28:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I just don't think I'll be there as he passes over.

• 1:28:52Speaker 02

  Hey, Bobby's really, I think he's.

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  I think you'd be the lobby.

• 1:28:55Speaker 05

  How about the zoom?

• 1:28:56Bobby Lee?

  Of the hospice.

• 1:28:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:57Speaker 05

  If you do like a zoom.

• 1:28:59Speaker 04

  If you wanted me there, I would be there.

• 1:29:01Speaker 02

  They do that these days, the zoom wakes.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  Zoom wake, yeah.

• 1:29:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's after he's passed already. But what about if he's like, hey, guys, he's about, he has a week left. And he wants to just, you know, say bye. Would you come around?

• 1:29:14Speaker 04

  I would ask, yeah, but I would say like, what group am I part of?

• 1:29:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:29:18Speaker 04

  Who's gonna be there with me?

• 1:29:19Speaker 05

  Like a boarding class, kind of.

• 1:29:22Speaker 05

  Um, okay.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I would have Andrew, probably.

• 1:29:25Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:29:25Bobby Lee?

  He'd just demand to go, I think.

• 1:29:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:29:28Bobby Lee?

  You know, he's been waiting for it.

• 1:29:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:31Bobby Lee?

  So he can start a part, pod with somebody else. My brother, I think my mom would be passed around. What's this?

• 1:29:37Speaker 00

  I feel like this would be yours. Like, someone, it's just 25.

• 1:29:40Bobby Lee?

  Well, call, say, spoiler alert.

• 1:29:42Speaker 00

  Spoiler alert. We don't know what movie this is.

• 1:29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes, we all know what movie this is.

• 1:29:45Speaker 05

  I don't know what movie.

• 1:29:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what movie this is. Oh, Interstellar.

• 1:29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:51Speaker 00

  And continue.

• 1:29:52Bobby Lee?

  That's his daughter.

• 1:29:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's wild. That's what I was talking about with time. If you were, if you were going a little faster.

• 1:29:57Bobby Lee?

  Superman, Superman, Superman. Um, yeah, so who, do you know who'd be around your bed?

• 1:30:04Speaker 04

  Um, I, I, that's really not something I, I really even think about.

• 1:30:10Bobby Lee?

  Good improv.

• 1:30:14Speaker 00

  No, Anne.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow, we should do an improv group. Yeah. I got a gift for you. No.

• 1:30:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you know?

• 1:30:26Bobby Lee?

  Cat?

• 1:30:26Speaker 05

  Oh, uh, yeah, uh, hey, um.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  At this point?

• 1:30:29Speaker 05

  At this point.

• 1:30:30Bobby Lee?

  It changes because you don't know who you're gonna meet and what the relationship changed, but I think, I can almost guarantee certain people being there. Okay, it's too dark.

• 1:30:41Speaker 05

  I think maybe like.

• 1:30:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:30:42Speaker 05

  Our pet, maybe some pets as well.

• 1:30:45Bobby Lee?

  Your pets won't be not be, oh, new pets probably, that we don't even wear on.

• 1:30:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, new pets.

• 1:30:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:51Speaker 04

  That means, that means they're, they're, who's, that means, if that's all you have and that's all they have, who's gonna feed them?

• 1:30:58Speaker 05

  Well, I think there'd be like maybe two or three people there, that I know of today, I think, two or three people. And then, uh, I have five rabbits, so ideally, they would be there too.

• 1:31:11Speaker 04

  Is that triggering for you, to hear about rabbits?

• 1:31:13Bobby Lee?

  I get hungry.

• 1:31:13Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, I know he did that rabbit story, cause he knows I have rabbits, that microwave rabbit story.

• 1:31:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:31:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:31:21Speaker 04

  Oh, Alvin.

• 1:31:24Bobby Lee?

  Alvin, where's Alvin now?

• 1:31:26Speaker 04

  He's at home.

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Alvin. What a good guy, huh?

• 1:31:29Speaker 04

  He's so perfect.

• 1:31:30Bobby Lee?

  He's the perfect dog.

• 1:31:31Speaker 02

  That's a great dog.

• 1:31:31Bobby Lee?

  He's a good guy.

• 1:31:32Speaker 04

  Hi, buddy. You love me. I'm not alone.

• 1:31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:38Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible. Congratulations on Alvin.

• 1:31:40Speaker 04

  Thank you. Thank you.

• 1:31:42Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, you're welcome.

• 1:31:43Bobby Lee?

  What are we gonna do about Remy?

• 1:31:45Speaker 02

  Um, I don't wanna talk about it.

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:48Speaker 02

  He just had his vet appointment and our vet, basically, he's fifteen. Is basically like, maybe you should start having that discussion, but I'm like, mm.

• 1:31:56Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:31:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's an old guy. He's fully blind. He's fully deaf. And he's, um, the best dog.

• 1:32:03Bobby Lee?

  How long do you think he has?

• 1:32:05Speaker 02

  Um, I...

• 1:32:05Bobby Lee?

  What the vet says?

• 1:32:06Speaker 02

  I don't know, but I'm hoping I wanna spend like Christmas with him. I don't wanna talk about it.

• 1:32:12Speaker 02

  I wanna, I wanna like...

• 1:32:13Speaker 00

  Great questions, Bobby.

• 1:32:14Speaker 02

  Bobby, what's happening?

• 1:32:15Speaker 00

  Why do you keep asking?

• 1:32:19Speaker 02

  I wanna spend Christmas with him. My goal is to have him for, for the holidays.

• 1:32:23Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 1:32:27Speaker 02

  I don't know. Oh, my god.

• 1:32:30Speaker 04

  Christmas?

• 1:32:32Speaker 02

  I don't know, but he is old and I have to.

• 1:32:36Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:32:38Speaker 02

  I think he's, right now, he's really comfortable and he, but all he does is sleep all day, but, um...

• 1:32:42Speaker 04

  Christmas.

• 1:32:43Bobby Lee?

  Bobby, you're a professional actor.

• 1:32:47Speaker 04

  I'm not acting.

• 1:32:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:32:53Bobby Lee?

  You fucking asshole.

• 1:32:55Speaker 02

  Oh, but pets is a whole nother...

• 1:32:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I brought it up. Anyway, um...

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:00Bobby Lee?

  Ricky is on the loose. He definitely is on the loose.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  He's on the loose tonight. On the loose tonight.

• 1:33:12Speaker 04

  Yes. Uh, check out Rick Glassman's Presents Ricky on the Loose. He's on tour. Get.

• 1:33:21Speaker 04

  Get your tickets at punchup.live slash Rick Glassman.

• 1:33:25Speaker 05

  Woohoo.

• 1:33:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. What did we learn today?

• 1:33:29Speaker 02

  Not much. Not much.

• 1:33:31Speaker 05

  To love each other.

• 1:33:32Speaker 04

  To love each other. You know, this is not like No Exit.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  Mm-mm.

• 1:33:35Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, this is Yes Exit.

• 1:33:37Speaker 05

  Yes Exit.

• 1:33:41Speaker 02

  No, but about opposite. Have, instead of hell is other people, heaven is animals.

• 1:33:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, heaven is.

• 1:33:48Speaker 02

  Is our animals.

• 1:33:49Speaker 04

  Is animals, yeah. For all the times you stood by me. For all the truths that you made me see. For all the joy you brought to my life. For all the wrong that you made right. For every dream that you dreamed you'd go. For all the joy that you wanna flow. Okay, anyway, give Rick. Where I am.

• 1:34:18Speaker 02

  Because you love me, baby.

• 1:34:24Speaker 05

  Thanks, Rick.

• 1:34:24Speaker 04

  Thank you. Um, wow, what a great podcast. We went in, out.

• 1:34:30Speaker 04

  Together, close, away. We did everything. Every layer that you could. Give Rick Glassman a round of applause.

• 1:34:36Speaker 05

  Woo, very good.

• 1:34:39Speaker 04

  Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Gilbert.

• 1:34:55Speaker 00

  Put it in the shot, here we go.

• 1:34:56Speaker 04

  Happy birthday to you.

• 1:35:00Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, uh, Gil.

• 1:35:02Speaker 04

  Cool. Gilbert, anything you wanna plug?

• 1:35:04Speaker 00

  Uh, Ricky's on the loose. Check out the link down below in the description.

• 1:35:08Speaker 04

  Where will he be?

• 1:35:08Speaker 00

  Uh, he will be at September 4th through 6th, Charleston, Detroit, Atlanta, Raleigh, Toronto, Buffalo, New York, Brooklyn, and Las Vegas.

• 1:35:17Speaker 04

  And if you wanna have a happy birthday, treat yourself to a ticket, if there's any left. There are.

• 1:35:45Speaker 06

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