Jiaoying Summers & the Betrayal of Bobby

Comedian Jiaoying Summers makes her 3rd appearance and Andrea Jin rises. We chat poop particles, green cards, "significant other", stolen beanies, & double China. Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to www.joinbilt.com/belly. https://www.joinbilt.com/bellyThat’s www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you: www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly, to start earning points on your rent payments today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:59Speaker 02

  He has to introduce all of us? And do your best. I don't.

• 2:04Speaker 00

  Intro your-

• 2:05Speaker 03

  You wanna do it Andrea? You wanna, you wanna do the intros?

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I could do it.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:10Speaker 00

  Make sure you intro him and he's Bobby's sidekick, introduce Bobby, and then yourself.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Wait, no, can Jaime do it? I can't do it.

• 2:17Speaker 00

  Jaime, you can do it.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  It's too much.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Alright guys.

• 2:19Speaker 05

  Hi Bobby.

• 2:23Speaker 00

  Handsome wife.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Well that's your, well you're a white boy, huh?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Bobby has more Bob Dylan hair than you right now.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Go do it. What is this?

• 2:33Speaker 02

  He's definitely, that's definitely more Bob Dylan.

• 2:35Speaker 05

  Remember, Lunar New Year?

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Five hundred dollars?

• 2:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, the white boy is still here.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 05

  He's there.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I just woke up, I'm not fully awake yet.

• 2:49Speaker 05

  Did you just wake up?

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh god.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  What's up guys? Let's-

• 2:58Speaker 00

  He wanted to, he has to intro the room.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on. Stop, stop, I can't do it. I didn't know that we had Mexican Morpheus here.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Did Mexican Morpheus here and, uh, what, it's not a pill, it's a bean. Like a red bean?

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Red bean, blue bean. Nothing, nothing happens if you take either one of them. Hey, listen man, are you done?

• 3:25Speaker 00

  Somebody watch-

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Guess, guess the character. You know, you know, here's a Mexi- it's- No, no, no, guess the character. A complete noun.

• 3:32Speaker 00

  A complete?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  The story of the fat Mexican Bob Dylan. Hey, I've seen the movie two times already. Okay, what's going on?

• 3:41Speaker 05

  I can't hear anything, my headphone.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  He affects it for his headphones, man? Jesus Christ, what's going on here? Uh, hold, stop, I know you have bits. I know you have bits written, but just give me a second, okay?

• 3:55Speaker 02

  He just woke up.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't come in with bits. You do the bits on, you know.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Look, he's wearing the bits.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  It's already happening.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  If it's not good, if you're gonna use props, it's not good.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  There's a lot of props right now.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it working?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  His face is smoking.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Your bits is gonna work, but he's working on it, okay? What's wrong with you?

• 4:20Speaker 05

  I got burned in, uh, Canada.

• 4:23Speaker 00

  What, like a racial?

• 4:25Speaker 05

  I got burned.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure you got bit by a mongoose?

• 4:28Speaker 05

  No, I, I had hot coffee poured on me.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from what, that guy?

• 4:33Speaker 05

  Uh, it was his coffee, but I bent over to steal some water from the service car to, in the hotel, and the coffee burned me. Yes, no, it's very bad.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  This is not the way I wanted to wake up, but.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a nightmare.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  Jaime has bits.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a nightmare. Jaime's got bits. Yeah, hold on.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  We just met.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  You regret it, or?

• 5:00Speaker 02

  It's going well.

• 5:03Speaker 06

  It's going well.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  He doesn't know my name yet.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  You know her name?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  I've said it five times.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  What's her name?

• 5:10Speaker 06

  Whatever, man.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, go back to Texas, dude.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Big dogging me right now.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  We'll do it next week.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Big dogging me right now.

• 5:19Speaker 06

  I'll play whatever I wanna play, you know?

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Is it working now?

• 5:23Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wait, hold on. I'm gonna introduce your bed, hold on, with a piano song, right?

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Hi, babe's got bits. Okay, go ahead.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, let's do it again. Hi, babe's got bits. Okay, go ahead. I don't like it.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, do it.

• 5:56Speaker 06

  I was on that, oh, I think I'm gonna keep playing.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 5:59Speaker 06

  I need some music, man.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  No, that part's over. Go ahead.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  Do a bit.

• 6:05Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm just bummed, and then.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  I already did the complete known bit.

• 6:11Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember?

• 6:12Speaker 06

  You say you'd introduce me?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  When I went back and then complete known, he then he panicked. He tried to interrupt me because he was doing that bit. So. I kind of took your thunder. So I'm so sorry about that. Let's just pretend we didn't do it.

• 6:29Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  What's your name?

• 6:31Speaker 06

  Bob Dylan.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Before I introduce everybody, is there more to it?

• 6:41Speaker 06

  Huh?

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Can you sing a song maybe?

• 6:43Speaker 06

  I play whenever, I'm not no monkey man, I play whenever I wanna play, man.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're doing this Bob Dylan character. I love it.

• 6:51Speaker 06

  It's a bunch of bullshit, man.

• 6:54Speaker 00

  I think Xiao Yang is confused.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 6:56Speaker 00

  Her face, I've never seen it so perplexed.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  You know what? I get it completely. That's the thing.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:01Speaker 00

  That's why.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  You do it?

• 7:02Speaker 02

  I'm with him right now.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  You're with the bit?

• 7:04Speaker 02

  I, yeah.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  You didn't laugh?

• 7:06Speaker 02

  I, cuz it's been going on for thirty minutes.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  I'm already used to it.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Let's introduce everyone to the room.

• 7:14Speaker 06

  Introduce everybody.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  The bit's gonna continue the whole show?

• 7:20Speaker 06

  I got the Newport Festival to go to.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. He saw, okay. Did you like the movie?

• 7:24Speaker 06

  I love it.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it? It's a show, you guys, okay.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, Xiao Yang, did you see it?

• 7:29Speaker 05

  I can't stand He-Man.

• 7:34Speaker 00

  She called you a He-Man.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  No, he's He-Man. I'm He-Man.

• 7:37Speaker 05

  You're giving, you're giving Mexican Stevie Wonder, you look blind and.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got the shades on.

• 7:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  It's more Stevie, what she's trying to say in Chinese.

• 7:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, Stevie.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  It's more Stevie Wonder than Bob Dylan.

• 7:49Speaker 05

  Stevie Wonder, yeah, more Stevie Wonder than Bob Dylan.

• 7:51Speaker 06

  Oh, damn it.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take it off.

• 7:53Speaker 05

  Can you sing, just like a blow in the wind? Do you know how to blow in the?

• 7:57Speaker 06

  I was a man, walking around.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  It's pretty good.

• 8:02Speaker 05

  That's not bad.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  It's not anything. Thank you. That's the point.

• 8:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, not bad.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know about today, but um, this came out weird. I'll tell you what I woke up to. Can I just tell you what I woke, and?

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Thank God for this message, cuz I wouldn't woke up. It's the first time I ever slept in.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  The first time.

• 8:24Speaker 06

  See, he's sick too.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm not sick at all. I just have an nasal. I feel great. I got, uh, George goes, can Andre use the upstairs bathroom? Alex blowing up the one down here.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it did smell.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, um. Excuse me, sir. Alright, you do diarrhea in your own house?

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  You don't do it in my house.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  It did smell bad.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  It did smell. I went in there to smell it.

• 8:54Speaker 05

  The, the beak on the Ruth is gone.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  And I went in right after.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right after. Did you poo?

• 9:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  You had to pee?

• 9:04Speaker 02

  I peed.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 9:05Speaker 05

  I also peed. I didn't poop.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  I didn't ask you. Jiaoying, I didn't fucking ask you.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, ready? Let's introduce her in the room.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  We have Jiaoying Summers.

• 9:16Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 9:19Speaker 06

  Say it again?

• 9:20Speaker 05

  Jiaoying Summers.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Jiaoying, I call her Yang.

• 9:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, Yang, he will think I'm a man, because Ying is woman, Yang is.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jiaoying Summers, whatever. Whatever it is. Change it to an American. Let's come up with an American name for Jiaoying.

• 9:33Speaker 05

  I can be Bobby too.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Betty, Betty.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Betty.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  I like your bet.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Betty Summers. Dude!

• 9:38Speaker 03

  Betty Summers.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Betty Summers is a good fuck.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  That's a really good name.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good name.

• 9:42Speaker 05

  It sounds like a librarian.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  No, it's, it sounds like a pop star.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to learn Chinese accent, and I didn't really fully get that. I heard it sounds like librarian.

• 9:55Speaker 05

  It sounds like a librarian with a east infection and.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Librarian.

• 9:58Speaker 05

  Librarian, librarian.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Sorry, I'm just.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Is that what she was saying? You swear to god she was saying that?

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Yes, I, yes.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Because you're, you're Chinese.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Because I'm Chinese, I.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  That's right. I don't know the language.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  I was saying that for him, not for you.

• 10:11Speaker 05

  It's okay, I, I understand.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Librarian. Oh, I see, I get it, I get it.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  Librarian.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Can you do?

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, so we have another guest. Um, I call her Judith. I call her.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Misty and Phoenix.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  I love you.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Bobby.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Andre. Shut the fuck up. Andrea Jen.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  I love you so much.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Ah, shut up! Jaime.

• 10:31Speaker 02

  Break my arm.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Jaime. Give them a round of applause. What a great.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  What a great panel of guests today we have.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:39Speaker 06

  Say your name again.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Andrea. I said it ten times.

• 10:42Speaker 00

  That's the one you need to be repeated? You need that one to be repeated.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  What's her name?

• 10:47Speaker 06

  Betty.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow, so quick. So, welcome to the show, guys.

• 10:53Speaker 06

  She's gonna kill me after this.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  So, Jiang Yang, did you see A Complete Unknown?

• 10:59Speaker 05

  I did not see the movie, but I know Bob Dylan very well. His music, obviously.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, obviously.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  Personal life, and he's a cheater and a user and...

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what are you talking about?

• 11:10Speaker 05

  He, uh, he used John Baez and he used her fame to get into touring. And then the moment he got famous, he just dumped her like he's no one. It's so true. And he just, he's very Hollywood, but he can sing.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  But I love the movie.

• 11:25Speaker 05

  He, he kind of steal her style, though. He'd sing like her, but at worst. But he's a man, so he made it. Yeah.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  He's a great writer.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Blowing my mind right now, dude. Number one, yada, yada, yada. And number two?

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Boo. And number three? No. What I'm saying to you is that when you listen to Blonde on Blonde, or Let It... Is it Let It? No.

• 11:47Speaker 05

  Blood on the Wing.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh, no. Uh, Blood on Tracks, Highway 61 Revisited. I mean, these are brilliant lyrics with brilliant songs, okay? And it's, I, to me, it doesn't sound like John Baez at all.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  Well, he's a man.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that he is, he happens to be a male de gender, right? But I don't know if, I mean, I don't know the specifics, but I think just on his work alone, you know, you can go, wow, it's, he's really talented, no?

• 12:14Speaker 05

  I think he's very talented, but it didn't stop him from being an asshole, though.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  He's a talented asshole.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  I like his song. He's a poet.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Very good. God, you're so bright. So, is Bob Dylan big in China?

• 12:28Speaker 05

  Bobby Lee's bigger.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you have your own version of Bob Dylan in China?

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Um, people think he's great. Yeah.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  I wonder if that would work.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  The tambourine.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't need the tambourine.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Play a song for me. Pretty good.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  That's good, I like that.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  That's a hit.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get hit.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Do it.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  I missed, I missed your touch.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  You're so weird. Bizarre.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  I'm trying to reconnect.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  No, but look at that.

• 13:09Speaker 05

  Oh, Japan.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Japan, that's Japan.

• 13:11Speaker 05

  Is that, uh, John Fao? It's actually China. That's China. China, yeah. That is, uh,

• 13:15Speaker 02

  What year is that?

• 13:16Speaker 05

  Twenty years ago.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it's twenty years ago.

• 13:18Speaker 05

  Cause every Chinese person they have on there already got cancelled in prison, so I think it was twenty years ago.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Andrew, did you see the movie?

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I loved it.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  I loved it too. I saw it again last night. Cause they came out on streaming.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  Timothy Chalamet did so well.

• 13:33Speaker 05

  He's a good actor.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  He's the greatest actor of his generation so far.

• 13:37Speaker 05

  He is.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  He is absolutely, I got, I'm so jaded. And of course, I've been around for a very long time, seeing all sorts of acting. I think he's the greatest of his generation, and what a talented kid. He seems nice, he seems cool, he has all the things that you need.

• 13:54Speaker 05

  And he has a cutie general breastfeeding him.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Yes, and I, I,

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's very good.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I love that he's dating Kylie. I, I, I mean,

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's who you said?

• 14:05Speaker 05

  I, I think he, What did you laugh at?

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't know. You laughed, I was like, I'll laugh too. I heard Kylie, yeah, he got Kylie away. I don't know who Carrie, where he was. Anyway, um, do you, what's your, um, your?

• 14:21Speaker 06

  What?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something, I just woke up, so, um, What's your analysis of the movie?

• 14:28Speaker 06

  From what I've seen?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, you didn't see the whole thing?

• 14:31Speaker 05

  Someone else has seen. Look at, look at the tears right now, mom, I'm hungry. Angry.

• 14:39Speaker 06

  It's good acting. I love the acting, I love how he was.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see it with Barbozo?

• 14:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, we saw it two times.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  In the theater?

• 14:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  He liked it too?

• 14:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  What a great kids.

• 14:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, it's an amazing movie.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  It is a very male movie. It's like cold, distant, but then he gets everything and no consequences.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  He's a Jew from Minnesota.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  And then, and every woman is like so obsessed.

• 15:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, they didn't, he didn't.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, back then, it was different. I think that if he was rising now, he would have got canceled probably.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  He, um, I like the scene, I don't know if this is true or not, where, um, I think there was like that whole Cuban crisis situation and everyone was leaving New York and then, um, she sees, Joan Baez sees him in the, um, in that like little cafe or whatever playing and, um, she was watching him and then when he leaves the stage, he, they just kind of walk up the stairs and he kisses her.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  I love that scene.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  I love that scene.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  There's some love in the heart of the narcissist.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  Well, it's just.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Will you stop saying that?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Can you?

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm a fucking, will you stop saying that?

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Damon and Ross?

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm a huge fan of his.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  I cry every time I listen to Damon and Ross. He's still, she still loves him even though he's.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Who's Damon and Ross?

• 16:01Speaker 05

  The song that. Bias is the thing, it goes for him.

• 16:05Speaker 02

  Well, I don't even think it was love, it was just lust and passion.

• 16:08Speaker 05

  She, I mean, she's confused. She's also a lesbian, so I don't know what she wants.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  I think she loved him, but he didn't.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  I don't think he loved her. He think it's free pussy, I can open for you for free. You are paid for the flights.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  What for me?

• 16:20Speaker 05

  He's a Jew. He wanted for.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  I, you, what does that have anything to do with anything? Anyway, um, what'd you think of Joan Baez?

• 16:29Speaker 02

  The actor or the?

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Monica Barbaro, the actor.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  Oh, she did great, right?

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  She killed it.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:35Speaker 06

  The actress.

• 16:36Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, um, did you know that I did a sitcom with her? She did guest starred a couple of times on splitting up together. And so, uh, we hung out and stuff. And then after the show, you know, we would sometimes text back and forth, but then now that she's, then all of a sudden Maverick came out. She was in Maverick. And then now she's in this movie. So I just, you know, she's too busy. I'm so happy for success.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  I would never do that to you, Bobby.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  You've done worse.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:05Speaker 00

  What did she do, Bobby?

• 17:06Speaker 05

  She done worse. Yeah.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's done worse.

• 17:08Speaker 05

  After you start opening for, uh, Ronnie Chan, I can't get back. Can I have, uh,

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  See, you're the good China.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  I like good China.

• 17:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Good China, right? They see things in the works.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's accent, you know, I'm too fresh to bull. She's like too Canadian. She's like white now.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  She was influenced Canadian. Look at her face.

• 17:29Speaker 05

  She also younger and prettier.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  I'm listening.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's more prettier than you.

• 17:34Speaker 05

  Definitely.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I'm listening and learning and I'm growing.

• 17:39Speaker 00

  Jordan Peterson?

• 17:40Speaker 05

  I hate that.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  I'm, Bobby, I'm learning from my mistakes.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  That's very good.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 17:48Speaker 05

  Andre, remember I made you dumplings at my house, remember?

• 17:51Speaker 02

  I loved it.

• 17:52Speaker 06

  What kind of dumplings?

• 17:53Speaker 05

  I have made dumplings for her. I, I,

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 17:56Speaker 05

  Also, did I give you the stinky egg? The, uh, century old egg?

• 17:59Speaker 02

  No, your mom made us food.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, how did this happen?

• 18:03Speaker 05

  We, uh, we were very close friends and then she got very big and then I can't. I was in Canada and I was asking.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 18:11Speaker 02

  I'm being attacked right now.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  You're not being attacked.

• 18:14Speaker 05

  It's okay. I saw the,

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  I love everybody here.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I understand your pain.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  I love you.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I understand your pain. She's risen.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, she's risen above, like a phoenix. Yeah, I'm still a rooster in your bathroom with no beak.

• 18:35Speaker 05

  The one, he blew up.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  I was peeing.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was peeing in shit air. Like, there's shit air around.

• 18:42Speaker 05

  It's called a poop particles.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's the problem today.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  It's like, you know, black mold. You know what I mean? It causes craze, right?

• 18:56Speaker 02

  Violent killer.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but his poo is equivalent to black fungus, right? So, don't do that again.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  It's your butthole's bad. Anyway, guys, um...

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

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• 19:56Bobby Lee?

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• 20:18Speaker 06

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• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  That's right, bud.

• 20:25Speaker 00

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• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  And this person was sending me your clips, not knowing that we're friends. She, I like this person, you know what I mean? As a comedian.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Ooh, okay.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  And it nearly drove me like a spider monkey up a tree. I mean, I went nuts.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Bobby, do you remember when we were at the restaurant?

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  If you ever do this again to me, you're using your Chinese force. Your Chinese force doesn't work around this town because I'm a fucking Jedi too.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  I'm causing a...

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  I'm casting a spell.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  I feel you.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  You feel, dude.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  I hate that we're on the same side here.

• 22:33Speaker 05

  I hate that too.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  At the end of the day.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  Finally.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the end of the day, you're not my ally either.

• 22:39Speaker 05

  I am, I am.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you're trying to do. You're doing Chinese wizardry. You're doing exactly what she does in a different way.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  She...

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  Which is like, you know what I mean? I'm gonna, I'm gonna slowly change sides. And use Bobby, don't touch me. Use Bobby as a pawn, you know what I mean? So go ahead.

• 23:00Speaker 05

  I was at this party. It's Hasan Minhaj's special. Andrea was with me and there's a group of Asian people came to us. Be like, Andrea Jin, I love your comedy. You are the best Asian female comedian.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 05

  Andrea is trying to be fake. She goes, Zhao Ying is also very funny. Look at that. Love you.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what you did?

• 23:18Speaker 05

  She tried to tell them, Jangin Summers is amazing. She goes, huh? We love you. I was standing there like a fucking dog. I was just like. And they do like, you are so young and so bright. You are Gen Z. They were like, how old are you? I said, I'm, I'm, I'm gone.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  You're above a donkey?

• 23:36Speaker 05

  I feel bad. Because she's young, she's famous. People love her.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  What's your boyfriend's name? I like him a lot.

• 23:45Speaker 05

  His name is Zane. He's on the private. It's not gonna happen.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  He's a nice kid.

• 23:49Speaker 05

  Z A N E. I mean, he's still with me, so you can see the suffering behind that.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  No, but he's handsome. He's, uh, he seems, he adores you.

• 23:58Speaker 05

  He seems, he does.

• 23:59Speaker 06

  You know who he looks like?

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:01Speaker 06

  No, wait, wait, hold on.

• 24:02Speaker 00

  You gotta say it.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Jaime is really good at this. Jaime, in fact, I want you to do your magic because he's a very good magician. He's gonna say what everyone here looks like, but he's gonna start with Zane. So what does Zane look like?

• 24:15Speaker 06

  Do you want me to say it?

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:16Speaker 00

  Oh my god, we stopped the whole podcast.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  That's the game we're playing right now.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  I know.

• 24:20Speaker 06

  He looks like a young Chris, uh, the stuff I know.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  We are dead on. Very good. Very good. Let's go George now.

• 24:29Speaker 06

  He looks like George.

• 24:31Speaker 00

  That's one of one.

• 24:32Speaker 06

  No, he looks like a guy from Breaking Bad, uh, Todd.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good. Gilbert.

• 24:41Speaker 06

  Uh, pass.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, me. Exactly.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  His face is too, you know.

• 24:48Speaker 00

  Too flat. I apologize.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that.

• 24:50Speaker 05

  No, it's not like a persimmon. It's.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  Persimmon? The fruit?

• 24:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just like pancake batter. And he would go, me?

• 24:59Speaker 06

  You? You, man. There's no one.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  The game's not working. Anyway, let's.

• 25:03Speaker 00

  You hyped about too much.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Cut that part. No, but I'm giving him too long, you know what I mean, to think about bits. I'm trying to get him quicker.

• 25:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 25:13Speaker 06

  Well, I'm stuck on the Bob Dylan.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's on Bob Dylan time, so there's a lot of pausing.

• 25:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to drop bits? In your mind.

• 25:22Speaker 06

  I'm gonna drop this one on you. No one is free, you know? Even the birds are chained to the sky.

• 25:30Speaker 00

  What the?

• 25:31Speaker 06

  Bob Dylan.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if that's a, is that? Wait, wait, wait.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  I'm looking it up.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Wait, please see if that's a real thing, because it doesn't sound like it. But, no one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky. Oh my god.

• 25:46Speaker 00

  He's a wordsmith, he's a wordsmith.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  You're a wordsmith. Oh my god. No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky. Oh wow.

• 25:54Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 25:54Speaker 02

  Sounding made up.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it sounded made up to me.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  From him.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  I know.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  So, can you tell us what that means?

• 26:04Speaker 06

  So like, when no one's free, no one is free. Like, even the birds.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't quote it again.

• 26:11Speaker 00

  Don't rearrange it.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  You're rearranging it.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  You're just saying it again, yeah.

• 26:15Speaker 06

  Well, what does it mean to you?

• 26:18Speaker 06

  I know what it means, just.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  You're actually doing Bob Dylan pretty well.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  It's just deflecting.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  It's deflecting.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:26Speaker 05

  Don't talk to me, Heaven.

• 26:27Speaker 06

  Why?

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why?

• 26:29Speaker 06

  Because I keep bringing them up.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  I don't like when you have your sunglasses on, it was really, really disrespectful.

• 26:33Speaker 06

  Put them on?

• 26:34Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was trying to attack you, but I saw you were disabled, I wasn't.

• 26:42Speaker 05

  I lost my timing, now I.

• 26:45Speaker 00

  What kind of disability do you think?

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  What kind of disability?

• 26:46Speaker 05

  I thought he was, uh.

• 26:47Speaker 06

  Uh, like autistic?

• 26:49Speaker 05

  Uh, no, autistic are good, that's my kink, I like autistic.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 05

  It's just a different one, the.

• 26:55Speaker 06

  Slower one?

• 26:55Speaker 05

  Like my, my son, you know, like, just like stare at one direction.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 26:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, anyway.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 27:01Speaker 06

  Sunglasses?

• 27:02Speaker 05

  No.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, put those, put those away.

• 27:03Speaker 05

  Put away.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:04Speaker 06

  The Ray-Bans.

• 27:05Speaker 05

  You have nice eyes for you.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  You're very cute. Don't you think Jaime is cute a little bit?

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  He's a cutie pie, he's like the bronc panda.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think I would penetrate you as a woman.

• 27:18Speaker 05

  No, I wouldn't fuck him, because that would be nuts.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Could you though?

• 27:22Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  If you deserted on an island with Jaime.

• 27:26Speaker 00

  Yeah Bobby or Jaime?

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah Zane is gone. He died from HIV or whatever, you know what I mean?

• 27:30Speaker 00

  Specifically.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah specifically HIV, like you know Freddie Mercury style. It was a sad moment, there was cheers, your kids cried, but you moved on. Right, now you're on a plane, private plane, he just happens to be on it.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  You're ovulating.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  You're ovulating, the plane has crashed, right?

• 27:46Speaker 06

  Or the last two human beings?

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  No, on an island, the last two human beings on an island, right?

• 27:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  A month goes by, you know what I mean, he's just, he's not doing shit. He hasn't made a fucking shelter, he hasn't got any coconut, no fish, you know, he's on the verge of death.

• 28:03Speaker 00

  But he keeps saying this line.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's laying on the beach like this, with his hands over it like this. No one is free.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 28:14Speaker 05

  Well.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  And then would you?

• 28:16Speaker 05

  If I can find two coconut to lift up his fupa, I might.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no be honest, would you eventually or no?

• 28:24Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's not good for you. How about you Andrea?

• 28:29Speaker 02

  I think I would just get really into arts and crafts, you know?

• 28:33Speaker 06

  Instead of me?

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  And just become, instead, and just become asexual, respect, respectfully.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Yeah, but even two years go by?

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just would really get into.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  How much arts and crafts could you do?

• 28:51Speaker 06

  There's not a lot of trees in that island.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  I would, I would exercise all the trees.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Or you could also use sand, make sand castles?

• 29:00Speaker 02

  I'll do everything.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, sand angels?

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Literally anything you can think of.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Would you rather kill yourself than have sex with him?

• 29:10Speaker 02

  No, that's harsh.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  That's harsh, alright.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  No, that means you are into him, there's love involved, if you want to kill yourself, no fuck him. There's the history.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz that's hate.

• 29:20Speaker 05

  You don't care about him that much, to actually kill yourself, no fuck him.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  We just met.

• 29:24Speaker 06

  So, we've been on the island for two years.

• 29:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's true.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  So we're really good friends.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're good friends.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  And you don't fuck your friends.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  That's true, now, if you built a shelter and he would, I don't think he's gonna help. There's always gonna help.

• 29:40Speaker 06

  I've built shelters.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, where, where?

• 29:44Speaker 06

  In Texas. I'm Mexican. That's all.

• 29:47Speaker 05

  You mean underground?

• 29:49Speaker 02

  I mean, are you just claiming the?

• 29:51Speaker 06

  My name?

• 29:52Speaker 02

  No, never mind.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  I just don't even think he would get my name right in two years.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's funny.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Somebody has to know my name if I'm gonna fuck them.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Now, if, would you eat him if he died?

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  You'd rather eat him than fuck him?

• 30:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow. That's not good for you.

• 30:12Speaker 06

  Why?

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

• 30:15Speaker 06

  There's so many fish in the sea. These are just two fishes in the sea right now.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  There's a quote.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one. I feel like you made that up. There's only two fishes in the sea that's yours. Right? Is that something you came up?

• 30:28Speaker 02

  It would drive me insane if it just popped up in a quote. And it says Bob Dylan.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  If that's a quote, dude, I'm gonna, yeah, we're all gonna kill him.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway.

• 30:37Speaker 05

  Fishing the sea. Happiness is everywhere you can see, but she's a bird in the sky. She don't wanna fuck with you.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  That was Chinese.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  That's very good.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  It's very true.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So let's go.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  You're a different species. She's a bird, you know?

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  So what did Andrea do? Is it, who asked me that?

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  What did Andrea do?

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, would you be mad if I said it or no?

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Some parts.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. Um.

• 31:05Speaker 00

  Hey, clip that, clip that.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, clip that. So, um, we'll move on from it. Um.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  I love you so much.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  I love you, but, um, you did betray me. Can we just say that? You did.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, and, um, I'll give you another shot.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Thank you, Bobby.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Not as a-

• 31:21Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't even-

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  I won't say anything.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  But not as an opener. I don't, it'll be kick a year probably until I can ask you. Plus, you opened for Bill Burr and Ronnie. You know what I mean? They're too bigger, you know what I mean?

• 31:34Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Pieces of the, yeah.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  They're biggest in my heart.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  And you're up there, you're literally right up there.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  You're with them.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  You are with them.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I am, okay.

• 31:45Speaker 06

  It's gonna take me now, this opener. I'm gonna do like ten minutes of Bob Dylan and then the next ten minutes of, uh...

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if, I have some Texas kids coming up and I'll use you as an emcee.

• 31:57Speaker 06

  Sweet, I'm gonna get my guitar.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm going to Houston Improv in a couple of months. I mean, I'll get you, um, a flight there and a hotel and everything.

• 32:08Speaker 06

  I stay in Texas.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  How far is Dallas to Houston?

• 32:11Speaker 06

  Houston, like, three hour drive.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Really? Well, if you drive there, um, I'll pay you well and I'll get you a hotel room.

• 32:18Speaker 06

  That's cool, man.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 32:21Speaker 00

  Do you want the gig or not?

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want, I feel like you don't want it.

• 32:24Speaker 00

  He's like, "I'm good."

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna do it?

• 32:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're gonna be my guy?

• 32:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'll just pack my bag and head west.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  He's doing Bob Dylan stuff. He's still doing Bob Dylan.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  I feel like, I feel like it's east from Dallas.

• 32:37Speaker 06

  Never east.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  It's east, it's east.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  We're on the west coast.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you go west, you're going to fucking Phoenix.

• 32:45Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, do you know where you are? Okay.

• 32:50Speaker 06

  Never eat soggy waffles, that's how I remember.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask you some geographical questions. Yeah, no.

• 32:56Speaker 06

  How old are you?

• 32:57Speaker 02

  I'm twenty-nine. Oh, God.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  Is, is Hawaii in the Atlantic or Pacific?

• 33:04Speaker 06

  Say that again?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Is Hu-?

• 33:06Speaker 00

  But slower, Bobby.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  Is Hawaii the island?

• 33:11Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm. Like Maui, Honolulu?

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the whole thing.

• 33:15Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Honolulu, the whole thing.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  It's very concentrated, it's small, it's not that spread out.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is Hawaii on the Pacific Ocean or Atlantic Ocean?

• 33:26Speaker 06

  It's wherever it wants to be at, man, it's just...

• 33:29Speaker 00

  No.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's like, it's, it's like a sperm whale just drifts and swims wherever it wants to?

• 33:35Speaker 06

  It's kinda like a sunfish, it just floats around, minds to business.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Hey, you do Bob Dylan again?

• 33:41Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  He never stops.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  He never stops. No, let him have this bit this week.

• 33:48Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like it too. Oh, Jiang Yang.

• 33:52Speaker 06

  She doesn't like it, right?

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, I wonder, what, what, what's your top three movies of all time?

• 33:58Speaker 05

  It's gonna be, you won't like it, is Shawshank's Redemption.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:02Speaker 05

  And those.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  I never saw that movie.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Shawshank's.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Kill Bill.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Which one, one or two? Both of them?

• 34:11Speaker 05

  The first one.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Very good one.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  And I would say Godfathers.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  The first one.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  The first two are great.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, not the third one.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  What's your top three, Andrea?

• 34:23Speaker 02

  I like The Tale of Princess Kaguya.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  I've never even heard of it.

• 34:29Speaker 05

  Is that a sushi?

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  It's an animation.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Text me that, I wanna watch it.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Okay, and Lost in Translation.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  How long, how old is this?

• 34:43Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a Studio Ghibli film?

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Is it new or probably?

• 34:47Speaker 02

  It's old.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Super old?

• 34:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  I have to see this.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  It's beautiful.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful, okay, so what's your, um, third?

• 34:54Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Jaime?

• 34:59Speaker 06

  I feel like I already gave you my three top movies.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, let me see if I can, your attitude, yeah, forget it, yeah. Is Three Amigos one of them?

• 35:08Speaker 06

  No.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:10Speaker 00

  Do you know what that is?

• 35:11Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:12Speaker 06

  Steven Martin.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:15Speaker 06

  I'm like, sorry.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  I was like, where did that come from? What is your top three favorite?

• 35:20Speaker 05

  Yes!

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it changes, it, it, um, it changes. You know what I mean, I can do my just top ten, maybe, rattle them off.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Can you tell me some?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Give us some.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Parasexes.

• 35:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Being There. Um, I think Hereditary.

• 35:36Speaker 05

  Oh, I love that movie.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  I do too.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  You made me say.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  Toni Collette, what's her name?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Toni Collette.

• 35:41Speaker 05

  She's so good.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  I love her in the one when, um.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Can I do my list?

• 35:45Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  I think, um.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Um, Yohimbo.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's a curse of a film. What?

• 36:00Speaker 03

  It's also known as Yojimbo.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think the J is silent.

• 36:05Speaker 03

  Um, I think, uh, Steve Aoki.

• 36:08Speaker 00

  Corrected it. Steve Aoki corrected us.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah? So Yojimbo.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  Oh, that's the, yeah, that's the last one.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, you know, it's surprisingly, they did an American remake called A Fistful of Dollars with Clint Eastwood. But it's set, I mean, even in the credits of A Fistful of Dollars, it says it's based on Yojimbo. And, um, but it's, Yojimbo is surprisingly funny. Even though it's like this dark, violent Samurai movie, they have characters in there that are so fucking funny. It's such a great movie. Anyway, let's move on. Let's give you some more. I think Young Frankenstein.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's just a brilliant comedy movie. It's just, it's just, it's, it stands the test of time.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Looks good.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, another one I would say is, um, Dr. Strangelove.

• 37:01Speaker 00

  Strangelove.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Um, Stanley Kubrick.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  And then let's go to, I, I think, honestly, I think, um, in my list, probably Royal Tenenbaums.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I like Once in My Time in America. No, in Hollywood. And America.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  What's that?

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Once in My Time in America is very good. It's a, um, it's a, De Niro's in it, James Woods, um.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Cinophile.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, no, not.

• 37:29Speaker 03

  Sergio Leone.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Sergio, yeah, it's a Leone film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, he did, uh, um, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly too, Sergio Leone. But that's a great movie. Um, and is that enough or not?

• 37:41Speaker 02

  That sounds good.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 37:42Speaker 05

  Very classy.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:43Speaker 05

  Very classy.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's classy. I, I honestly think that they're like, if you see a movie like Being There, it's got a, a message that's so deep, but it is sort of at times a light comedy. And, um, I think anyone could get, even you, Jaime, could look at it and go, I like it, you know? That movie is, this movie makes me cry. This movie is so good. Can I tell you what it's about?

• 38:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  So Peter Sellers plays a guy named Chauncey Gardner. Okay, I'm gonna give you the whole thing if anyone wants to listen to it. And so as an orphan, he was an orphan. He's on the streets, he may be five or six years old. This billionaire takes him in. But this billionaire doesn't get him a teacher. He just makes this kid be a gardener. That's why his name is Chauncey Gardner. And this kid learns everything just through television. He never had a teacher, right? So, um, he doesn't know anything about life. In fact, when the billionaire dies, Chauncey doesn't know what to do, so he just lives there. And then when, um, the real estate people go and they're gonna sell the house, they kick him out.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't know where to go. He doesn't know any of the rules of modern society. He doesn't know how money work. He doesn't know anything. He's just completely innocent like a child. But because of his, um, detachment to, um, modern, you know, I mean, rules and etiquette and this and that, he rises. He rises very far.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  Kind of like a Forrest Gump situation?

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, I think Forrest Gump was really, um, mentally disabled. I don't know if Chelsea, maybe Chelsea, Chauncey Gardner was. I don't know.

• 39:29Speaker 05

  It's like, Hyman, there's hope for you. Hyman, whatever your name is.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hyman, yeah, that's, you're the Mexican Chauncey Gardner.

• 39:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's hope for you.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:38Speaker 06

  You wanna remake that movie?

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  With you in it?

• 39:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I know, but I think conceptually you won't get it. And we need somebody conceptually to get it.

• 39:46Speaker 05

  But he can't get it, he's gonna drive a thousand dollars, he can't pay you.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I can watch it. You're gonna watch it?

• 39:52Speaker 06

  I'll watch it.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  It's really sweet. The soundtrack's nice.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Makes you cry.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  I recommend, I recommend that movie to any, on my list, I think.

• 39:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Let the Right One In is another one. You ever see that?

• 40:02Speaker 02

  No, which one?

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you never saw Let the Right One In?

• 40:06Speaker 05

  It have a name in Chinese, so I wouldn't remember the English names though.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, wait, wait, yeah.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a, it's a Swedish vampire movie. It's these two kids. And it's, it's a romantic movie. It's so good. It's so good. Anyway, and they remade it called Let Me In in America.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, what?

• 40:27Speaker 06

  With the hand thing?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, every movie has hands.

• 40:31Speaker 06

  No, that hand.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give me the head, the hand head thing, you know, when they walk around.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, one person has a head and a hand.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what, let me, so, um, you're in a relationship, right?

• 40:47Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  I know your situation. Yeah, yeah. I know your situation. You know, what do you think I should date? And give me, give me a description of somebody.

• 40:56Speaker 00

  Play matchmaker.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, play the matchmaker.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what? You, cause you guys know, I mean, I think you, you know me, I think everyone knows me to a degree. So just give me a description of what I should be going out with.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Weird.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  No, but like quirky, you know, cute, cutie.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Are you saying that I'm quirky?

• 41:17Speaker 02

  No, I think that would match well with you.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  But so I'm not quirky?

• 41:22Speaker 02

  You are, but you're more just, you're Bobby, you know?

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  Like you're your own thing.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm my own thing.

• 41:28Speaker 02

  But I feel like a girl who's also at a level, you know, that's kind of offbeat.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Offbeat, okay. That's it?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  No, no. Beautiful, tall.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, tall.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  Tall, right?

• 41:43Speaker 00

  Has to be taller than him?

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Can pick him up.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Very good. How about you?

• 41:49Speaker 05

  I think you are gonna meet a Gen Z blonde with big tits, but really loves comedy, who's a big fan of comedy.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  But since a humor.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:59Speaker 05

  From a small town, uh, tall blonde with big tits.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't think I should.

• 42:04Speaker 05

  A geek, like a geek, like a very nerdy.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  With glasses, but it look hot.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Very good, very good. What about you, Jaime?

• 42:11Speaker 06

  Uh, I see you with a lady that's like five seven.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love the specifics.

• 42:17Speaker 00

  You're gone.

• 42:17Speaker 06

  Brunette.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 42:20Speaker 06

  Maybe in like the school.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Maybe in like the school, what school?

• 42:24Speaker 06

  Like, she works in the school area, like the.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she works at a school.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  I see like.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Or around the area of a school.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  I see a kindergarten teacher or something.

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 42:34Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 05

  Somebody.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Principal.

• 42:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no. But keep going.

• 42:40Speaker 06

  Principal.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 06

  Good sense of humor.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Good sense of humor.

• 42:44Speaker 06

  Not big tits, but like.

• 42:45Speaker 05

  Oh, big tits.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Why tits up there?

• 42:47Speaker 00

  What, you want to keep going?

• 42:48Speaker 05

  I just, I see it.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I say something about tits?

• 42:51Speaker 06

  I thought you were a tit guy.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not. I've never been a tit guy. I like small tits.

• 42:56Speaker 06

  Okay, small tits.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Okay, big ass?

• 42:59Speaker 05

  Big ass?

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't like big ass, like bony ass.

• 43:01Speaker 05

  Okay, chopstick, chopstick.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  Like a chopstick.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I picture like tall, skinny for you.

• 43:06Speaker 05

  Oh, like, uh, White Lotus, the little model.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Lisa.

• 43:09Speaker 05

  Not Lisa.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  From Blackpink?

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Uh, Blackpink is hot, but the, the model with the buck teeth.

• 43:14Speaker 00

  Oh, Sydney Sweeney.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  No, she's blonde. The White Lotus is the new one.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Let me look at it, I don't know.

• 43:19Speaker 05

  I'm seriously, that would be perfect for Bobby.

• 43:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:21Speaker 05

  That girl would be perfect for you.

• 43:23Speaker 00

  The British actor, yeah.

• 43:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, can you show Bobby?

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're gonna show me.

• 43:26Speaker 06

  You watch?

• 43:27Speaker 02

  Do you like K-pop girls?

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  K-pop girls, okay. I see a tall, skinny K-pop girl type.

• 43:34Speaker 05

  I see this girl.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no. Yeah, no, get out, move out. What the fuck you?

• 43:40Speaker 05

  It's a bad photo.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:42Speaker 05

  I have a good photo of her.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  I would date Bugs Bunny.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 43:46Speaker 00

  She's a great actress.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure she's great. I'm sure she's super talented, but it's like.

• 43:50Speaker 05

  Somebody, different photo, god damn.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:53Speaker 06

  What about the daughter?

• 43:55Speaker 05

  What?

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Forget it. Forget White Lotus. Forget White Lotus.

• 43:59Speaker 05

  Well, she's.

• 44:00Speaker 06

  The daughter on season three?

• 44:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's too young. Way too young, that's her name.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  She's very beautiful, but.

• 44:07Speaker 05

  She's quirky and cute.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  I see her.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let's move on, move on, let's move on. I, I went on a date, um, a couple of weeks ago with a, um, a Chi- full Chinese.

• 44:17Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Only been here for four years.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  Oh, god.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And she, um, very beautiful.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  From Asia?

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from China.

• 44:25Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Is China in Asia?

• 44:27Speaker 02

  No, but like.

• 44:28Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Crazy.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  From China, China, like, she's not just type.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  No, Cleveland, China. I mean, what are you talking about?

• 44:36Speaker 02

  Well, just like.

• 44:37Speaker 00

  Dongbei, Cleveland.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  Like, fresh off the boat.

• 44:39Speaker 05

  Free, yeah, fresh off the boat, she's a. Bobby, Bobby. She's still seasick from the boat, right? Wow.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  You got me.

• 44:48Speaker 05

  Soaking wet from the boat.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, who was the sto- I have beanies that are brand new. Somebody here stole them. Did you?

• 44:57Speaker 05

  It wasn't me.

• 45:00Speaker 06

  Me?

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Did you steal my beanies? I had two brand new beanies, yeah.

• 45:03Speaker 00

  Hey, remember you wore those new beanies last week?

• 45:05Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, I found them over there.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 45:08Speaker 06

  The orange one? It was an orange one. It was looking.

• 45:11Speaker 00

  I think he's just been taking beanies thinking they were for everyone.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  And you took them?

• 45:14Speaker 06

  No.

• 45:15Speaker 00

  He thought they were like men's.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Where are they then?

• 45:17Speaker 02

  I think he took them.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Where are they?

• 45:19Speaker 06

  Here?

• 45:21Speaker 05

  Not big enough for his head.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I want to say any, any clothes in the, in this space is fucking mine. So just leave them here. Well, they just take it. Is that a fucking merch? Did you see tiger belly on the bitch?

• 45:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, it does.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  It does?

• 45:36Speaker 06

  Bitch.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  No, and we don't have the.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  We never be, yeah.

• 45:39Speaker 00

  No.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  Bob Dylan.

• 45:40Speaker 06

  The be- the beanie, um.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  You took it. Just be honest.

• 45:43Speaker 06

  Well, it's like, it's like a, like a instinct for Mexicans, like, oh, I want it.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I see. Thieves.

• 45:51Speaker 06

  Hey.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  Yay, anyway.

• 45:53Speaker 06

  Not thieves. We give it back.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Uh, so.

• 45:55Speaker 05

  Look how pretty she is.

• 45:56Speaker 00

  Really?

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's very pretty.

• 45:57Speaker 05

  See? She's perfect for you.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, uh, yeah, she is very pretty, but I, um. I went on this date with a Ch- Ch- Chinese lady and she, um, full accent and, um, I liked her a lot.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  How'd you meet her?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  She DM'd me.

• 46:14Speaker 05

  It was my sister.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  She DM'd me, um, and you know, I, I, when I went, we haven't seen each other since, but that night I was like, I could do this. You know what I mean?

• 46:25Speaker 05

  Uh, does she need a green card?

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, why?

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Honestly.

• 46:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, so they are gonna give you everything until they get a green card. So I just want you to be aware.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 46:36Speaker 02

  I didn't even think of that. Wow.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Can I say this, though? She makes really good money.

• 46:41Speaker 05

  I know, but, uh, but it's just the.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, I, and, well, so what happens?

• 46:46Speaker 05

  Uh, it's good.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  I, I, she gets a green if we get married?

• 46:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  But you gotta keep it up for five years.

• 46:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, she was.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so five years of good fucking.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 46:56Speaker 05

  That's very good.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  Cause you don't have to.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  That's.

• 46:59Speaker 05

  Give them.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  That's a Bill, that's, that's a Bob Dylan song, right?

• 47:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  Five Christmas.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  Five years of good fucking.

• 47:07Speaker 06

  Five years of Christmas gifts.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, very good, very good. So you don't think?

• 47:14Speaker 05

  I, I think there might be a chance that it's just Asian women, either they kill you or they love you.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  How'd you get your green card?

• 47:21Speaker 05

  I got my green card, I was working for investment, EB5 investment company, like a investment based green card. I was their China liaison, I find a rich Asian people, connect them, and then I got cut off the money. So I was not very poor after college, I was very poor in college.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 47:40Speaker 05

  But I wasn't, yeah, I was a living.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're really an anomaly.

• 47:43Speaker 05

  I, I know how to make money, I can't keep a man, but I can make money.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Yo, you, they, right, you're in.

• 47:50Speaker 05

  But I think it's a good news, it's a girl, if she make good money, you guys could be a better match, she's less insecure.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  What happened to your Ching Chong husband, is he still around?

• 47:57Speaker 05

  Oh, fuck him, he's, uh.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Have you met this Ching Chong husband?

• 48:02Speaker 05

  One time, you did. Yeah, he, he, uh, my, my kids start calling Zing dad.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 48:09Speaker 05

  My son told my ex-husband, um, Uncle Zing is a superhero, he's tall and handsome, he can throw bad men into space, bad guy is you. My daughter won't see him anymore. She, he's not there for them, when he shows up, he want to be all great, she's like, you haven't seen me for five months, you know, I'm not.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's one of those Ching Chongs, okay, I'm so sorry about that.

• 48:28Speaker 05

  But my daughter is only four, she said, I like Uncle Zing, he got big muscles.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 48:33Speaker 05

  She's only four.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she, okay. She hasn't, she hasn't seen a lot of humans.

• 48:37Speaker 05

  She's not gay.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, so that's what you guys see me with?

• 48:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, you see someone who's the successful.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  I see you with Asian.

• 48:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  I can see you with Asian, like nerdy Asian, like a K-pop type.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  Or a yellow, little white girl.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  When you said that, that's why, she reminds me of a K, she's very K-pop-y.

• 48:57Speaker 05

  Like a skinny, tall, and white.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  She's a little short, she's taller than me, maybe in, inch or two, but, um, she's very pretty, and she's very like, um, streetwear.

• 49:08Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Like really cool streetwear, yeah.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  Excited.

• 49:11Speaker 02

  I feel like you like that.

• 49:12Speaker 05

  I'm excited.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll, we'll see, you know, and, but, you know, there's another one that I've been hanging out, um, from, in Phoenix that I, I like a lot.

• 49:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Stick to one.

• 49:22Speaker 06

  I think that's what the issue is.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 49:24Speaker 05

  No.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 49:26Speaker 00

  I like it.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Hello, tell me what the issues are.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:30Speaker 06

  You stick to this one, man.

• 49:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  I disagree.

• 49:34Speaker 05

  I disagree. I disagree. Bobby.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Play the field.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, play the field.

• 49:38Speaker 06

  But he's not that young.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 49:41Speaker 02

  That's even more.

• 49:42Speaker 00

  He might be speaking.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  That's even more reason to play the field.

• 49:46Speaker 06

  But he already had enough time to play the field.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  Yo, he's giving.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  You're talking enough.

• 49:52Speaker 00

  Big bro talk.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  Bobby, I think that you don't, you don't really like lie to the girls, but you are going to basically see other girls because you're gonna get desperate and keep texting her, she'll just be disgusted by you. So you play cool. If you have another girl get your attention, when you want to text her back, but you can't double text her, you want to, but then another girl, you can go out and get entertained until one day you felt you want to be exclusive and then you have the talk.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, I didn't, I didn't listen to a word you just said, but I'm gonna, I have my own opinions, hi man, okay?

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what you're doing. Okay, so anyway, um, it's a perfect time to do that.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  So, um. Yeah, try and listen, okay.

• 50:33Speaker 02

  Vapo inhaler.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  So, um, what I want to tell you is that when you date somebody, right, you're gathering information. Right? Because, um, there's no way, I don't, I don't think truly you'll, you know, somebody on the first date.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Right? So you, you, you, you test them in a variety of situations. And then a, a, as you gather the, uh, the information, you make a decision based on that, right? So it's like, no, I date a couple people until I have enough information. And, um, you know, some of them have had, been very close. But there was, uh, there was always these red flags. I was like, I can't get past this. And then I move on, you know what I mean? But it's like, yeah, that's, I mean, I think that, that's what I'm doing.

• 51:17Speaker 06

  A red flag.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  So what I want to say to you is one time. I was, went on a date with a girl and she's like, "Why do you have these, like, pretty girls opening for you? That's weird." I go, "You know what? You're done. I can't do this."

• 51:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not good.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not, it's a red flag for me.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  You know? It's like, I don't give a shit who you hang out with, just don't sleep with somebody else.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 51:40Speaker 02

  Also, love me for me.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. Not, try, don't try to change me.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  I also like, you know, some guys have gone like, "Yeah, I broke up with this girl because she's still in a relationship with her exes." I don't have a problem with that.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, they're just talking, right?

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, if you, if I catch you sleeping with your ex, we're done.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, I don't think that, you, you, whatever relationships you have with guys, I don't give a fuck.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, me too.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, that's just my opinion. I haven't gotten in fights with other comics with that. I don't want to name names and I want to blow it up, but my point is, is that, you know, Alex, stop being a coward.

• 52:16Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whenever I look at you, I see a cowardly little fucking dum-dum, right? You're, you, you really, um, I want to tell you about Alex.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Please.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't give a fuck, alright?

• 52:28Speaker 02

  I want to know.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Alex hasn't seen anybody in years, right?

• 52:32Speaker 00

  He's had amazing hot girlfriends in the past.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's turned into a fucking incel, right? And he now lives in fear, like, "Ah, yeah, I don't know," you know what I mean? "Talk to that girl." "Ah, yeah, I don't know," you know, you know what I mean? He doesn't, he doesn't want to risk it.

• 52:46Speaker 00

  It's the fear of rejection.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  It's the fear of rejection.

• 52:48Speaker 00

  It's a real thing.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's a numbers game.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  You have to go to bat. And I've struck out, even me, you know what I mean? The glorious Bobby Lee has been turned down.

• 53:00Speaker 00

  No!

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Turned down many, many times. You know what I mean?

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I know I'm a god to some people, but it's like, I've been turned down.

• 53:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 53:12Speaker 00

  I just think that you would look good with an Asian celebrity.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, Pete.

• 53:17Speaker 00

  I was like, that was a good photo.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you thought so? I don't think so.

• 53:20Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it looks weird.

• 53:22Speaker 00

  Why are you laughing?

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  It looks weird.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  It looked like the photo.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  Looked like Bobby's folding an ornament in, uh, the, on the wall.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  Baby Bobby.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so anyway, um, so let's go back to Alex, okay?

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the very good way to divert it from it, but I'm focused, okay? So, we know that there's somebody that Alex has a little crushy crush on, right?

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Ariana.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Let's just throw it out there. Let's throw it out there. Let's throw it out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you feel comfortable about this? This is the way it happens. All right?

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna get rejected. I don't think she's gonna like you. But you know what, buddy? I want you to get your first rejection.

• 54:04Speaker 00

  I've been rejected before.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're good. So I'm saying, um, so the woman that replaced you in that gig.

• 54:09Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  All right?

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Um, Alex, and whenever I do weekends, Alex and Gilbert come out usually, right? So Alex was out there. And, um, he liked her, right?

• 54:19Speaker 02

  She's wonderful, yeah.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's a wonderful lady.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Very funny, big future. So I'm just like, why don't you say anything? He's like, ah, you know, he's on the fence. And I think this is a good way to get him out there. What do you think?

• 54:33Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I'm gonna full-blown ask her.

• 54:36Speaker 00

  Let him do it.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  I think he has to do it.

• 54:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have to do it before this comes out?

• 54:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, do it before this comes out.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, the liaison is crazy.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right, Gilbert. All right, my bad.

• 54:47Speaker 00

  We had a whole conversation, remember, we were gonna try to wait, so...

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 54:52Speaker 02

  Wait for...

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you why.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Wait for what?

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, yeah, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because she's opening for me at Cobb's this weekend.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  And Gilbert and Alex are going, right? So he's, um, what are you gonna do this weekend?

• 55:07Speaker 00

  She'll fill it out.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  You should ask...

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Do it, yeah, at the last day, which is Saturday, second show.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  Why does it say last day?

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Because if she rejects it on Friday, he still has to be there in the weekend.

• 55:23Speaker 00

  We're working.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  In my head, I'm like, no, it's gonna go well. I didn't even think of rejection.

• 55:28Speaker 05

  Because you are hot. You have to factor that. Not everybody's as hot as you.

• 55:34Speaker 05

  Twenty-nine, whatever.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it takes you so much. So, yeah.

• 55:37Speaker 05

  I mean, he's not Andrea hot. Nobody's... I mean, I think you may have a chance, because a female comedian has low, uh, standards.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean...

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, she, you know that you're hot.

• 55:50Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  I honestly, I think you look like a twister to me.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like a full-blown tornado.

• 56:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, she is.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  I can't handle it.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  A regular face went into a tornado and that's what.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man. Yeah, whatever.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so, second show, Friday, Saturday night, you try. But if you don't see a window, then get, at least get her number and then call her on a Monday and go, "Would you like to go on a date?" Why are you on the fence about it? You're scared for him?

• 56:26Speaker 00

  It's like, just play it cool. It's like, all these rules. It makes it so high-pressure.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you're being nervous for your friend, right?

• 56:34Speaker 00

  A little bit.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, because you're, you know how to do it. You're married.

• 56:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  I feel like, EJ, you have somebody? No. Yeah.

• 56:42Speaker 00

  Bring it up.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  You wanna talk about rejection? You wanna talk about a guy that's been fully rejected? Talk about George. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there were things in the past, I was like, wow, I don't know why he didn't kill himself. But then he finally found somebody. Because he would go to bat.

• 57:07Speaker 02

  Because you gotta keep, numbers game.

• 57:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a numbers game.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, don't give up.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Don't give up.

• 57:11Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 57:12Speaker 05

  If I can find someone, you can. Alex. I'm the most unfuckable, like, I'm a, I'm a.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  No, you're not.

• 57:18Speaker 05

  I have, I'm a single mom. I'm my own.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  That's not true. You're a catch. No, you're a catch.

• 57:23Speaker 00

  You got Zayn.

• 57:24Speaker 05

  I finally, I got him because I did not give up.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta keep, I think you gotta like flirt.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  You know, flirt the whole weekend and then do something at the end.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, I don't find either one of you ladies attractive at all.

• 57:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  I feel like, no, let's be honest.

• 57:41Speaker 00

  Get it off your chest, dude.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Let me express myself, okay?

• 57:44Speaker 02

  But that's good, because you're like my dad.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, but even if I didn't know you, you'd be somebody I was like, you know what I mean?

• 57:52Speaker 05

  I love my neighbor. You're my neighbor.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  So, we're, we're on the island and you would.

• 57:57Speaker 05

  Two of us.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're, the three of us are on the island.

• 58:00Speaker 00

  And actually, throw in Jaime on the island, too.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jaime.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Jaime and I would have our own little bunker.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I could motivate him to, right, to help me build stuff. We'll be on one side of the island, you guys get your own.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  And I feel, I feel like Jaime and I would thrive.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  You don't think Double China is gonna do something?

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't think Double China is gonna do it.

• 58:20Speaker 05

  Tech Team DJ is not gonna do anything?

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:22Speaker 00

  Tech Team DJ?

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I feel like you guys, I think you guys would have lesbian love one night.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 05

  I think I would.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  And I'd fuck Jaime in the ass.

• 58:32Speaker 06

  Excuse me?

• 58:34Speaker 00

  Go ahead Jaime.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wouldn't fuck you.

• 58:36Speaker 06

  No.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What?

• 58:38Speaker 00

  He said thank you.

• 58:39Speaker 06

  You guys are attractive Chinese women.

• 58:43Speaker 00

  You get nervous?

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  You guys so nervous?

• 58:46Speaker 00

  Chinese woman?

• 58:47Speaker 06

  Oh, Chinese woman.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That was so sad.

• 58:49Speaker 02

  Do you know my name?

• 58:50Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 58:52Speaker 06

  Adriana.

• 58:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay.

• 58:54Speaker 05

  Adriana is?

• 58:55Speaker 00

  Good.

• 58:56Speaker 05

  Alex.

• 58:57Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 58:57Speaker 05

  Or S. Beck.

• 58:58Speaker 00

  And what's Betty's real name?

• 58:59Speaker 06

  Uh, Jean.

• 59:01Speaker 00

  Jean Hong.

• 59:02Speaker 05

  Jing Jong.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Jean Hong.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Jing Jing Jong.

• 59:05Speaker 06

  Jing Jing Jong.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you doing a bit?

• 59:10Speaker 06

  No, man. This is real.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  So you don't know their names?

• 59:12Speaker 06

  Yes, but same one time.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't say, don't say.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna say.

• 59:17Speaker 00

  He does have a speech impediment.

• 59:18Speaker 06

  I do have a speech impediment. I have dyslexia, so like, I hear differently.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 59:22Speaker 06

  Like.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  I feel bad.

• 59:24Speaker 02

  What I did-

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna tell you their names one more time and then, and then-

• 59:27Speaker 06

  Summers.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. Her name is Jia Ying?

• 59:32Speaker 06

  Jia Ying.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Jia Ying, Summers.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Right? And this is Andrea Jin.

• 59:39Speaker 06

  Andrea?

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Just remember the first name.

• 59:41Speaker 06

  Andrea.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Jia Ying?

• 59:43Speaker 06

  Jung Ying.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Andrea.

• 59:45Speaker 06

  Andrea.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Jia Ying?

• 59:46Speaker 06

  Jia Ying.

• 59:48Speaker 00

  We do this, we do this often.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So is that-

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Really often?

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that burned into your memory?

• 59:53Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so in a couple of minutes, I'm gonna ask you.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  Jesus Christ.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  He's gonna fail. I already know.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it'll be fun.

• 1:00:00Speaker 06

  You know what word I can't say? That's, it sounds like racist.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:00:03Speaker 06

  Uh, what do you call your, your spouse? Like, your, like, your other person, like, saying-

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  Partner? Or boyfriend?

• 1:00:10Speaker 06

  Another one. The S word.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Significant other?

• 1:00:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  Spouse? Oh, you can't say significant other.

• 1:00:18Speaker 06

  No, I'm not gonna say it.

• 1:00:19Speaker 00

  Try it, just try it.

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  I'll say it off camera.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna learn, we're gonna learn to teach you.

• 1:00:24Speaker 06

  Okay, you want me to say it, but you know what?

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  We'll cut it out if it's too crazy.

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  Okay, say it. Everybody say it and then-

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Significant other.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  Significant other.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  Significant other.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  It's a nigga fit.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  You said the L word.

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  We might have to cut that.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  You just said the L word.

• 1:00:41Speaker 00

  We might have to cut that.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  You said a shit, L word a fit.

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  That was a crazy roll call. I was not expecting the fourth one to sound like that.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  That's how I.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  I honestly saw it coming. Cause I, you wouldn't say it.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  I knew something's off with you.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  I just, I don't understand how you say significant other and then you come up with that.

• 1:01:03Speaker 00

  Look at it one more time. Just look at it.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yes, can you read it?

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Just even say it that way.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, say it like that.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  Say Sig?

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Just let him do it. Go, go.

• 1:01:11Speaker 06

  Signif.

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  Say the F.

• 1:01:16Speaker 00

  O, O to G.

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  Signif.

• 1:01:21Speaker 06

  In Kent.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Now, now look at me right now. Say it faster.

• 1:01:26Speaker 06

  Significant.

• 1:01:27Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:30Speaker 00

  We're solving racism.

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  That was better.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Your wow, your wow was too much.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Significant.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  It's significant.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  Wait, now you can't hear the other one, right?

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I unheard it once you said it. Now, what are their names?

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:01:53Speaker 06

  Adriana.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  What's her name?

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Jean.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Close enough.

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  G means whore, Y means itchy. You just call me itchy whore. Thank you, you're speaking.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  You are an itchy whore.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  I don't think I'm itchy.

• 1:02:07Speaker 06

  Wait, what's my name?

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  Hi May.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Hi May.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:10Speaker 06

  How do you spell?

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  Hi May, AKA.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, oh, really? We're going to spelling now?

• 1:02:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, cause.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck you. You can't even remember her name.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Speaker 06

  Adriana.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  Wait, say it one more time.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, we're not saying it again.

• 1:02:23Speaker 06

  Wait, forgive me.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, you're forgiven.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  You are forgiven, but, okay, can you say that?

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  Adriana.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure. You know what? I'll take it.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  It's fine.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 06

  Wait, hold on. It's cause I'm dyslexic.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Okay, I thought Andrew was like a.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry. Sorry. Yeah, right.

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  It's okay.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  Whoa. Great website.

• 1:02:43Speaker 06

  Whoa, great website.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Okay, can you say?

• 1:02:47Speaker 00

  We don't like the website.

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  Can you say the?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that photo doctored?

• 1:02:51Speaker 00

  That's real.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  No, look at me right now. Is that photo doctored?

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  What's doctored? Like a yes.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Changed.

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  Yesified? No, it's just made cartoonish.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Cartoonish.

• 1:03:00Speaker 05

  It's my photo.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  But you didn't do anything with the like, you know, I mean, your jawline or any of that?

• 1:03:04Speaker 05

  No, that's what I look like.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  That's what you look like? Okay, yeah, like, turn me like that.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  Andrea?

• 1:03:10Speaker 00

  He's trying to practice her name.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, okay, I believe it.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  He called my name.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  He just said it.

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  He did it!

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow! Very good.

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  I saw the picture, so I'm like, oh, that's not her, so.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how your mind works.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  That's how he learned.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  We gotta do a study.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  That's how he learned?

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  You know, you gotta get the guy.

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  Can you see that?

• 1:03:32Speaker 00

  The top, right here.

• 1:03:32Speaker 06

  Uh, can you zoom in?

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in.

• 1:03:35Speaker 06

  Why is your X on top of the Y?

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  It's just a dot, it's an X.

• 1:03:37Speaker 00

  It's dots, think of it as dots.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  It's an I with a dot.

• 1:03:40Speaker 06

  Zhang Yang.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  That's good!

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  That's good!

• 1:03:44Speaker 05

  Wow!

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  The class is over. We're not doing this anymore. We're not teaching you anymore.

• 1:03:50Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I think you've learned.

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  Okay. Where are you gonna find your other significant other?

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  Significant other?

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm okay, I honestly, I'm okay being alone.

• 1:04:01Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the other day.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Something happened.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  So I'm hanging out with this girl.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 1:04:11Speaker 06

  I was coughing.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  I know, you are.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  I was coughing!

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  So, so we eat this hamburger, right, which is really good, like, it was a smash burger. But it kind of rattled my stomach in a weird way. And then, then we had sushi after that.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  And then, at the end of sushi, they served this ice cream. You know, I'm lactose.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  And she's driving, right? And then we're in the car, and as soon as we're maybe two minutes away from the restaurant, you know, I mean, my stomach goes, "All right, let's go! Turn the machines on!" Or whatever, it's a factory. And all the people are clinking and clanking, right? And then all of a sudden, there's a countdown in my stomach.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  And it literally was... An eight-minute countdown until I can't hold the, you know what I mean, the dam. Okay? As soon as we pull up to my hotel room, it was coming.

• 1:05:06Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I go, "Oh, I'll see you later, go to make dinner." And I, I got, and I was, it was literally, as soon as I got in my room, that was the time. I couldn't have held it further. I barely made it.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, don't you, yeah, that's never happened to you?

• 1:05:21Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah. Well, but if you are like farting in the bathroom, in your boyfriend's house, you have to put a napkin on your asshole to muffle the sound. So it's like, not like a pff, it's like a pff.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do, you do that?

• 1:05:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  You put napkin in your butthole?

• 1:05:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, when I'm farting.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  When you're farting?

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  When there's some-

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  That works?

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  It's just like, it's like, with like a pff, you know, it's just like-

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, this, we, we get- We understand the fart noise. You keep doing it as if we don't know. When you fart, you don't cup it or spread your cheeks to-

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  Okay, here's the thing. I have no control over bladder, that's my issue. With, with butthole, full control.

• 1:06:05Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Like, like-

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck you! We have full control too!

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  No, no, like, to a point where I'm surprised. You know? I don't even, I don't even know how that's possible, but I will pee my pants-

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  It's like when Wolverine first discovered his claws.

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I didn't even know I had-

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  He went singh, and he's like, as a kid, it was like, wow.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  But, but I, my, but where I pee is my bladder is not good. Like, I peed my pants so many times. And I wet the bed till I was like ten, you know?

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  I have no bladder control.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  But the smell of bladder is, I, I have to pee, is different than poo, don't you think?

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's no smell for a pee.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Have you shit your pants?

• 1:06:43Speaker 06

  Nah, I peed my bed till I was eleven.

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  Where, yeah. I knew we had something-

• 1:06:48Speaker 00

  No one even asked for that, that's crazy.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy. But poop- And we're not shocked by it at all.

• 1:06:53Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, do you want to, want to plug anything?

• 1:06:58Speaker 05

  Oh, I am on tour. JiayingComedy.com or SummersComedy.com. Coming all over America, Asia, Australia, everywhere.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 1:07:08Speaker 05

  And I am also, my podcast, Tiger Mom Podcast.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  How's that doing?

• 1:07:13Speaker 05

  It's doing good.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Anyway. Andrea?

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm on tour.

• 1:07:19Speaker 00

  One date?

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, because it's, the website's not as good, but, um.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  Go to, wait, can you go to?

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Wait, have you?

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Can you go to?

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  How was he, what's his name?

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  Can you go to Beacons? Oh, Corden, he was very nice.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, I've, I've, I worked for him once before, he's super nice.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  So, Beacons?

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  Beacons Andrea Jin, please. Thank you.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Just go, we just say it, I don't want, okay.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, I'm on tour, uh, I am going.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, anyway, um.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  Many days.

• 1:07:47Speaker 06

  Um, Rob's getting back on tour in April, so.

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  Oh, you got a podcast, huh?

• 1:07:52Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, we do have a podcast called The Fat Fish Podcast.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go check it out.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 1:07:56Speaker 06

  We're gonna get, we're, we can.

• 1:07:57Speaker 05

  I'm, am I still getting on after I insult you?

• 1:08:00Speaker 06

  No, yeah, we're still getting on.

• 1:08:01Speaker 05

  Cool, cool.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, how'd you guys feel about this podcast? I thought it went well.

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:08:07Speaker 05

  It's really good.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  I loved it.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was really fun.

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  I've bonded. Wait, can I plug San Diego?

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:08:12Speaker 02

  Because of you?

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  You're San Diego, okay.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  I'll be in San Diego.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  And Gin Gin.

• 1:08:17Speaker 00

  April.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  Thank you, April.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Um, are you selling out, Jiaoying?

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Mic drop, mic drop.

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  I thought we can in Edmonton, like, twelve hundred people.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Amazing, congratulations.

• 1:08:26Speaker 05

  I don't even know if there's an Asian there, but there's not.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  How, how are you doing numbers wise, are you getting better?

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  It's not great.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  That's why I was like, can I come?

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  You're the best.

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  It's in New York.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you guys don't watch, she's the future.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  You're a rising star.

• 1:08:42Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  And then so is Jaime. So, anyway, congratulations on the Fat Fish Podcast. And then when I come to, um, I think I'm gonna go Dallas. Um, can I do your podcast?

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, both can do the podcast.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Not at the same time?

• 1:08:54Speaker 06

  Oh, not at the same time.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, give them a round of applause, everybody.