#673 - Jshock

JShock is a streamer, content creator and time keeper from Long Island, New York. He was recently a participant in Kai Cenat’s Streamer University. JShock joins Theo to talk about his journey from the post office to viral fame, the art of mucking, and using his disability as a tool to achieve greatness. JShock: https://www.instagram.com/jshock9nine/ ------------------------------------------------- Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Mountain Dew: Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at http://mountaindew.com. Blue Chew: Discover your options at http://BlueChew.com! Buy two months and get the third for FREE with promo code THEO. Acorns: Go to http://acorns.com/theo to get your $20 bonus investment today! Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Mail stuff to: ATTN: TPW PO BOX 40137 Nashville TN 37204 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend X: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Producer: Halston https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:25Speaker 00

  Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator and a music producer out of Long Island, New York. He just participated in Kai Sennett's Streamer University. I had a great time getting to know him. It's shocker clock. Today's guest is J-Shock.

• 1:01Speaker 00

  Shock looking sharp, boy.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Shock o'clock.

• 1:04Speaker 00

  Shock o'clock, bro. Bro, dude. Yeah, yes, bro. Thank you. Thank you, dude.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  You bet, man. Show me how to do the, uh, the look away handshake.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  The no look handshake?

• 1:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  That was created completely by accident. But you come in and you go for the look.

• 1:25Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  And just look at the watch if you have one. Or you can look at your phone.

• 1:29Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  And just do it.

• 1:30Speaker 00

  So here, if I got my phone, I'm doing it like.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, like nice, what's your name? And then.

• 1:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, Theo.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  Don't look at me.

• 1:36Speaker 00

  Okay, sorry. Fuck dude, it's in the directions and I messed it up. Okay, alright.

• 1:41Speaker 01

  Hold the phone with that hand.

• 1:43Speaker 00

  With this hand?

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44Speaker 00

  Okay. Yeah, what's your name? Awesome. Good to meet you, man. That's great.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  That's how you do it. You want to know how that happened?

• 1:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  So I went into a deli with my friend to get a chopped cheese.

• 1:57Speaker 00

  Which is typical for an Italian, right?

• 1:59Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:59Speaker 00

  That's just, that's a national pastime.

• 2:01Speaker 01

  Yes, and, um, on Long Island where I'm from, they don't really have chopped cheeses, but this deli had one. It was in Carl Place or something. We go in and there's this old guy named Frank, 75, 80 years old. And we get in there and he's like going crazy, like, do you know who this is? Do you know who's in your deli right now? Random customer. He's like, I'm your biggest fan. It was the oldest fan I ever met.

• 2:24Speaker 00

  Frank?

• 2:24Speaker 01

  And he orders us food, me and my cameraman food. We get out, like, we gotta do a video now, Drew. So we get him and in the video, you see me walking up to the guy Antonio and I'm, he hands me his phone. He's like, what's your, your handle? And, uh, I type it in his phone and I'm like, what's your name? And I said, and he said Antonio. I'm like, okay, nice to meet you. But I didn't even click. There, there it is. Look, it's right here.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  Oh, bro.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  So this got clipped and.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Months after.

• 2:54Speaker 00

  Who blindly goes, who just gives their hand to a man they don't even know? And they're a bunch of boars had meat. I mean, that's crazy. Who just randomly off, because God, God only gives you two hands, J-Shock. And you're just like, here, I'm just gonna offer one up. What if that guy would have just frick, he could have just, dude, that guy could have put it right in his mouth.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  He could have smacked my head. Look, I have no hair on my head. He could have smacked it off.

• 3:17Speaker 00

  He could have put it right in his mouth, J-Shock. It's like, don't feed the bears. We don't know what this guy's been up to.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  So now, a couple of weeks later, there's, is this TikTok? Okay, so if you click the comments, it should pop up blue, like no look handshake. So if something is trending, it'll be like a blue comment. And it kept popping up on all my videos and I didn't know what it was. So one day I went to Florida and my uncle's like, next time, look a guy in the face when you give him a handshake. And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, it's all over the internet. You didn't shake the guy's hand.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  Your uncle told you that.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Finally clicked. Look at this.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  This is what's going on. Why you no looking them all?

• 3:54Speaker 01

  I did it to Kai. You know Kai Sennett?

• 3:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, for sure.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  When I got the streamer, there it is. That, that one right there, look at this. I hit him with it real quick.

• 4:05Speaker 00

  Whoa. Bro, you had it loaded too there.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  I had it loaded.

• 4:09Speaker 00

  It's almost like you gotta like, it's like you got that thang on you, you know? You got that thang on you. You got that drink go right there. Bro, that's beautiful, dude.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Do you have like a, a signature move like that?

• 4:20Speaker 00

  I don't really. Sometimes it's like waving goodbye to people. Crying in a driveway is something I've done a decent amount over the years. I don't know if that's a signature move, really. Um, you know what? I'm gonna think about that. Do I have a signature move, you think, Trevon?

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Like, if you were doing a wrestling move, I would hit that. Hit the shock o'clock on him.

• 4:40Speaker 00

  Oh, hit the shock o'clock and this is the.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Body flip?

• 4:42Speaker 00

  Yeah. Dude, yeah, what would you be a good?

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Your signature move is, it's more of a catchphrase, I think. What else?

• 4:50Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 4:51Speaker 00

  I say what else a lot because it's like, sometimes if I'm talking to somebody, I don't like there to be like a lot of like downtime in the conversation. So I'll be like, if things got, get real quiet, I'd be like.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  What else?

• 5:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  In a minute.

• 5:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 5:04Speaker 01

  I, I've had a lot of different viral moments like that, like.

• 5:07Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I've seen a lot.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  That was one of the biggest one unintentionally, but like, I think the first major video I did was, uh, me going to Chili's. And I said, first time trying chili, let's see what all the hype's about. And that video got like two million views.

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Is there hype about that? I guess there is.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  There's gotta be some hype around Chili's, no?

• 5:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  Triple dipper?

• 5:28Speaker 00

  Oh, I don't even know how, yeah. What were we, I can't believe we were double dipping in.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  How did you find this? How was he so quick with it?

• 5:36Speaker 00

  Oh, there you are.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  So this is when, look at my hair, how different I look.

• 5:39Speaker 00

  Bro, you look fricking, you look.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  I look like a.

• 5:42Speaker 00

  Oh, you look like business casual Caillou.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  I look, I look like a, a different human being.

• 5:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, you definitely.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  And I used to drink. I don't, I don't drink anymore.

• 5:51Speaker 00

  That's what I heard. You look like this lady that used to teach, uh, PE to us as well.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  So this, this is my friend Andrew. He, he took a, a ginormous sip of Coors. You're gonna see here.

• 6:01Speaker 00

  And what Coors light?

• 6:02Speaker 01

  Little silver bullet. Look at this. Humongous sip.

• 6:07Speaker 00

  It'll kill a werewolf. It won't kill a J-Shock though, huh? Um.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Completely different style back then.

• 6:13Speaker 00

  Dude, welcome, bro. Thanks for coming in, man. Thanks for hanging out, bro. Yeah, you bet, man. When is, uh, bro, when is, when is shock o'clock?

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Unofficially, it's at 9:09.

• 6:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 6:28Speaker 01

  9:09 is my time.

• 6:30Speaker 00

  It is.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Shock o'clock time. I just love the number nine. I was born April 9th, 1999. The number 99 has a lot of significance to me. Like, I rate out of nine. You know when I rate my food, I rate only out of nine. I'm the only one that does that.

• 6:44Speaker 00

  One to nine?

• 6:45Speaker 01

  One to nine because mathematically it makes, uh, no sense, but philosophically it does. So out of nine, I think you should always be at 99% and always try to become perfect. Cause we'll never be perfect. Nothing's ever perfect. So when I rate out of nine, it's basically like.

• 7:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Out of, you know, the 10 is perfect, but, well, cause we're taught in school, 10 is perfect. You know, get a hundred in school, you're gonna A plus, you get a hundred percent. I like to be at 99% and always try to be better.

• 7:17Speaker 00

  Bet. Hey, man.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  So it makes sense like that, but mathematically, if you were at a nine, it would technically be a hundred percent.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  That's shockonomics, dude. That's what.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Shockonomics. I like that.

• 7:26Speaker 00

  That's what we're figuring out here, dude. But dude, do they have shock o'clock during like, do they even have it during like daylight savings time and stuff? Like, is it?

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Yes. We'll set the clocks back, set them forward. It's always shock o'clock.

• 7:38Speaker 00

  Doesn't matter.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Always on the wrist. So now when I have no watches on, it's shock o'clock on the wrist.

• 7:44Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  When I have a watch on, it's shock o'clock on the dot. So if you go back to my older videos, you could see if I'm wearing a watch, I'm like, shock o'clock on the dot. Today we're having whatever.

• 7:55Speaker 00

  And, and is there a day of the year when there's no shocking? Like, is there like a one day of like, is there a day of the year where it's like?

• 8:00Speaker 01

  No clocking.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. We're not, yeah, the clock is not shockable. Every, it's not even plugged in. You know what I'm saying? Like, is there a day when it's off?

• 8:08Speaker 01

  It's always on.

• 8:09Speaker 00

  Really?

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Mr. Vaughn, it's always on.

• 8:12Speaker 00

  Even Christmas?

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Every day. I recorded, I, last Christmas or, yeah, last Christmas, I was panicking because I didn't have a video. Cause I was on a, I, when I quit my job and even before it, I was recording every day and posting every day and editing every day. Same day, same video for 365 days. I posted every day. I got all the way up to over a million followers and it worked, but the clock was always ticking.

• 8:40Speaker 00

  It never ends.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  I think, maybe if I go to like church or something, it, it's off.

• 8:45Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Like there's no cameras, even though people try to take pictures of me, I'm like, this is the Lord's house. You know, it can't be, Jesus ain't, ain't posted on the gram today, you know?

• 8:55Speaker 00

  Well, we gotta honor him. There's a bigger J.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:59Speaker 00

  There's a big.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 9:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's a bigger J on that day for sure.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  I, I find it really hard to take breaks, especially with food. There's all of these new items coming out, like new, I don't know, pickle bubble gum or some crap, you know, like crazy flaming hot.

• 9:14Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. Barbecue napkins or something. There's always some shit. There's always like a new thing. They're like, yeah, man, we got this new like Chipotle spare tires or whatever.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Flaming hot toilet paper, you know?

• 9:24Speaker 00

  It's, it's always some bull, yeah, it's like.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Something coming out.

• 9:27Speaker 00

  You know, it's like we got new Chipotle hairspray or whatever, some type of shit. It's like, what are we?

• 9:32Speaker 01

  I saw they made McDonald's scented candles.

• 9:34Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  Based on all the dipping sauces, their candles.

• 9:38Speaker 00

  Oh, that's beautiful.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  They pop some sweet and sour, you know?

• 9:41Speaker 00

  Oh, I would definitely put one of those on, put it, dude.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Look at this.

• 9:44Speaker 00

  If I'm having a funeral, put a couple of those on, bro.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  You have a favorite sauce, like condiment?

• 9:49Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, probably zet, uh, I would say zitzacki or, uh, I would probably say, um.

• 9:59Speaker 00

  Or mustard, bro. You know what? I had a dream two nights ago that mustard was making a big comeback.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  What? Did it even fall off?

• 10:09Speaker 00

  Oh, I think mustard fell off, brother. I think, I mean, I think a lot. Yeah. When was the last time you even heard anybody talk about it?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Nobody, nobody's like, yo, I'm gonna get some mustard out and put it on something.

• 10:20Speaker 00

  And it's back, J-Shock. But dude, so here's what I want to, uh, so let's go into this. Uh, thank, dude, thanks so much for coming in, bro.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Thank you for having me.

• 10:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's definitely an honor, bro.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 10:29Speaker 00

  It's been a blessing to see you, uh, and you don't have to call me sir. You didn't even say yes.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  Okay, sir.

• 10:34Speaker 00

  Okay, sir. And, uh, it's just been like, you, you came on my radar. Like, I would see a lot of clips and stuff. And then, um, I was talking with Sketch and he's like, bro, you gotta meet my friend J-Shock. He's like the greatest guy ever. He thinks you're like, you know, he's like, you're this marinara savior, you know, this little, you know, he thinks you're this new sort of, um, angel of, of the world, you know? Yeah.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Did, did you see any clips of us in Streamer U?

• 11:03Speaker 00

  Oh dude, I saw the one, what's the one where you guys, one of your shirts on? That one was crazy. Is that the one?

• 11:08Speaker 01

  That was funny when we spit out the door. So he was trying to teach me manners for my homecoming date at prom or at homecoming. And, um, I was trying to get the door for him and I did like a, look.

• 11:20Speaker 00

  This is so class. Oh, dude.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Then I did a spin like a transition. Look at this. Whoop.

• 11:25Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  Right through. We had so many good moments together and it, it all was so natural and real. And I told like, him and a lot of people, like if I ever met big people, like, I don't know, celebrities like Post Malone, or I don't know, Jalen Hurts, I, I just wanna be friends. Like, I wanna be your friend, you know? I don't care about the cameras or publicity, the following. I just, I wanna build good friendships.

• 11:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  And Sketch to me is like my brother, literally. We, we, we connected such a good way and he was the realest person at that school.

• 11:57Speaker 00

  Oh dude, he's just, yeah, he's a special guy, man. He's one of the few guys that'll just call and like check on me every now and then.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:03Speaker 00

  Just kinda see what's going on. He's got a big heart.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 12:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, I just saw him a few weeks ago, bro. I love seeing him. Oh yeah, people made this. Who made this?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Uh, my Clipper Danny. He's like my stream manager and one of my best friends and he made that instantly. Cause we, it was Sketch's idea to make that pose and we actually turned it into a T-shirt.

• 12:21Speaker 00

  Oh, it's beautiful.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Funny as hell.

• 12:22Speaker 00

  God, it's beautiful. Two young fellows out there, just learning how their bodies work, just, just spreading their manicotti out into the world.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Hey, if they're doing a sequel, guys, you know, I got it.

• 12:34Speaker 00

  You would do it. Oh, it'd be perfect, man. You could make your own. I mean, that's the thing now with streaming or with, that's like, we're taking clips from streams. It's just like a moment these days is almost like a whole movie.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 00

  Was 20 years ago. Um, so J-Shock Jerome, that's your real name?

• 12:51Speaker 01

  Jerome, yes, sir.

• 12:52Speaker 00

  Do you use that at all or you just go by J-Shock?

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Um, maybe like my parents call me, my parents call me Jerry.

• 13:00Speaker 00

  They do call you Jerry?

• 13:01Speaker 01

  I hate that.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  Really?

• 13:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I went my whole life.

• 13:04Speaker 00

  Jerry.

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Jerry. Jerry, can you get the water?

• 13:09Speaker 00

  What water?

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Bring your clothes down.

• 13:11Speaker 00

  Was something on fire? Jerry, too much cologne. That's a big thing in Italian households.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  No, you know what it is? Jerry, is this dirty? He'll be, is this dirty? All day. And, um,

• 13:22Speaker 00

  Why? Cause your mother's just doing your laundry?

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, well, I try to do it, but I don't get to.

• 13:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  It's gonna be done a certain way, you know? Afraid I'll blow up the, the laundry machine, I guess.

• 13:31Speaker 00

  But that's part of, uh, uh, that's part of Italian culture is somebody, a mother's gotta be doing your laundry.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  They gotta. But my dad doesn't.

• 13:39Speaker 00

  Really?

• 13:39Speaker 01

  He practically is out doing some dirty things at that laundry machine.

• 13:44Speaker 00

  Is he one of those nouveau kinda dads? Like, is he wanna?

• 13:47Speaker 01

  He's like, I, I love him, but he loves to do stuff. Gotta be mowing the lawn when it's raining.

• 13:53Speaker 00

  Does he have a shirt on or off when he's mowing?

• 13:55Speaker 01

  It's on. He's got his, uh, card art or, um, Timberland's on, you know?

• 14:00Speaker 00

  Damn, really? Was he listening to 50 Cent? What's he listening to when he's out there? Springsteen? What's he listening to out there?

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Probably some, some rock and roll, something, Run DMC, something like that.

• 14:12Speaker 00

  Oh, tough.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  He's from Hollis. He was a, a fireman for 23 years.

• 14:17Speaker 00

  Really?

• 14:18Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 14:18Speaker 00

  Take me, well, take me into this, man. Take me into the origin story of how, like, before you were even like a J-spark in your father's eye, right? Like, take me back then. Like, I wanna go, I wanna get into like,

• 14:29Speaker 01

  We're gonna go all the way back?

• 14:29Speaker 00

  I wanna go all the way back. But, but, but I wanna go into like the ingredients of the manicotti, right? I wanna go into like,

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Cue that, cue that music.

• 14:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  That, that Twilight Zone, Dr. Strain music.

• 14:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, cause there's a lot of rumors like, but I wanna know like where your parents, where did they meet at, right? Do you know that story?

• 14:47Speaker 01

  They met at a club.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 14:49Speaker 01

  My mom.

• 14:50Speaker 00

  You're gonna have to take, I want you to take me there, right? I want you to set the season.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:53Speaker 00

  I want you to set it. Because there's a lot of rumors.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  I got you, right? I can tell you everything, so.

• 14:57Speaker 00

  Cause there's rumors. There's rumors out there that, you know, you, it was two people got caught hugging outside of a Zbarro Pizza or whatever, you know? It's like, there's a lot of rumors out there.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  It's a great, I've, I've heard, can I, I swear or no?

• 15:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can swear.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  There's some crazy shit out there.

• 15:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  About like me and all this dumb stuff.

• 15:15Speaker 00

  Oh, there's crazy. It was two people, two Italians tickling each other outside of a Zbarro or whatever. And that's how you got started, right? So take me, I wanna know how did you really, who lit that J-spark to begin with?

• 15:25Speaker 01

  The J-Wave.

• 15:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  So my dad went to a club in the Bronx, I believe the Bronx.

• 15:31Speaker 00

  And was your dad a clubber? What kinda guy was he?

• 15:33Speaker 01

  I don't know, really. He doesn't really keep telling me that about that stuff. Like, if he, I asked him about like, you know, you ever have, get any action before mom? And he'd like, did something on a bench?

• 15:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, well, something on a bench.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  On a bench.

• 15:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, Forrest Gump, he'd look, yeah. It might've been, yeah.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  He had a mustache too, so he had that,

• 15:53Speaker 00

  Oh, he had a mustache?

• 15:54Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 15:55Speaker 00

  Oh, the ladies love that, that little word curtain.

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:58Speaker 00

  They pet that thing.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  So they were at a club and he went up to my mom and he's like, hey, you wanna dance? What's your name? She's like, Debbie. And he's like, Betty? She walked away. He eventually went back up there, they danced, and then he called her house a night after and she didn't pick up. And then she called again, he called again. Um, my grandpa, who I call Chucky, who's not here anymore, he picked up and they went out, you know, hung out for a while, eventually got married. My dad proposed to my mom with a fortune cookie.

• 16:32Speaker 00

  Uh-uh.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  He put a ring in the fortune cookie.

• 16:34Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Like, imagine having Chinese takeout one night. Boom, ring. That's ball knowledge.

• 16:41Speaker 00

  Dude, that's unbelievable. Well, it's just such a choice, cause you know, it's hard after a little bit of Chinese food not to go for the, for the, for the, for the dessert.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  So now they, they had a kid. They only had me, uh, in Cape Cod. That's where the,

• 16:55Speaker 00

  So you were, you,

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Magic happened, I guess.

• 16:57Speaker 00

  You were conceived out in Cape Cod. And do you know, like, what, was it like?

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know exactly where it was.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  You do? Was it a stormy night? What was going on out there?

• 17:06Speaker 01

  A storm, cause it was shock.

• 17:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  It was like, maybe there was lightning. Maybe it, it struck the tip of my dad's roof.

• 17:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, his clock tower. Shock-a-clock? I don't know, dude. I'm just saying, yeah. I'm wondering, like, we, because here's the thing, like, J-Shock has been born to the world, right? And so we have to have the origin story. So it's two, your, your, your parents, they fell in love, they got married.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  And I, I, yes, they got married, right. They, they had me after they got married, I think. And then,

• 17:37Speaker 00

  Really? So you might've been married, you might've been conceived out of wedlock?

• 17:41Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  That's a fucking, that was a J-Shock to your grandmother, I bet, for sure.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  A thunderstorm while it was happening, while the process was going down.

• 17:49Speaker 00

  And where, what township was that in? Do you know?

• 17:52Speaker 01

  What, what, what, what town?

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  It was in North Turo Top Nest Resort in Cape Cod. I go there every year. I had to cut my, my trip short this year because I had to go to Streamer U. And it's the first year I, I left. And every year we go, a ton of families.

• 18:06Speaker 00

  Bring it up.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  Best. Top Nest, North Turo, Cape Cod is, is my Disney world.

• 18:12Speaker 00

  Wow. And this is where you were conceived at as well?

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Place ever.

• 18:16Speaker 00

  So you were conceived here, now you go back there to the scene of the frickin' beautiful crime.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  We gotta go here. You like seafood?

• 18:23Speaker 00

  We just met. Yes, I like seafood, but I don't even know.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  I would, I would take you to the best lobster restaurant ever.

• 18:31Speaker 00

  Oh, they got the lobsters? God, dude.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Do a little lobster mukman.

• 18:36Speaker 00

  I would love a little bit of lobster, but here, lobster gets to be too much if you have too much lobster at once. Do you notice that?

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know what you mean. So anyway, pa- fast forward, I'm, I'm going,

• 18:46Speaker 00

  I can only eat about 11 ounces of lobster at a time.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 18:49Speaker 00

  I can only eat about 11 ounces of lobster at a time.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  How about four pounds?

• 18:53Speaker 00

  Uh-uh. You can handle that?

• 18:56Speaker 01

  All the meat.

• 18:57Speaker 00

  Uh-uh. But four pounds, what's your body weight, though?

• 19:00Speaker 01

  Uh, 125, 130.

• 19:01Speaker 00

  So you're saying you can eat 2% of your body weight in lobster?

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Why not? Why not let it fly?

• 19:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're right.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  Anyways.

• 19:10Speaker 00

  Why not eat two pounds of my own body weight in lobster, bro?

• 19:15Speaker 01

  You want me to tell you the rest of the lore?

• 19:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, dude, can I tell you also, though, I had a dream that there was a parrot and he, and I had a dream that somebody got you a parrot and it could say shock a clock.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  We gotta get a parrot that says that, just that.

• 19:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Shock a clock.

• 19:38Speaker 00

  Duck a clock. Yeah, dude.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  What color would it be?

• 19:41Speaker 00

  Huh? Oh, probably the Italian flag colors, I'm guessing, bro. I don't even know if they have something like that. If you guys see something like that, if you guys find something in AI or something, put something.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  Italian parrot that says shock a clock. I'll put a

• 19:54Speaker 00

  Shock a clock?

• 19:55Speaker 01

  A watch around his nose or something.

• 19:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, put a watch around his neck, brother.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 20:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Shock a clock?

• 20:02Speaker 00

  Dude, how great would that be, bro?

• 20:04Speaker 01

  You had a dream?

• 20:05Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 20:06Speaker 01

  You had, that was a dream, man?

• 20:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's a dream that I had.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  What the hell?

• 20:08Speaker 00

  Cause I just knew you were.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  No way.

• 20:10Speaker 00

  Go. Let's go, bro.

• 20:15Speaker 01

  That's my favorite color, too. Green.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  Shock a clock?

• 20:21Speaker 00

  Bro, that's it, dude. How do you not have 11 of these? You know who would buy?

• 20:26Speaker 01

  We need nine of them.

• 20:27Speaker 00

  You know, yeah, we, yeah, we need nine of them.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Ninety-nine.

• 20:29Speaker 00

  Oh, there we go, bro. Bro, I got ninety-nine parrots.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 20:37Speaker 00

  But a bitch ain't one, bro. You feel me? That's all I'm saying.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  That is so funny.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  Dude, you know who would buy these for you? Probably has them in his yard.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  Who?

• 20:46Speaker 00

  Jake Paul.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Has those?

• 20:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, he lives, he lives in, I think Puerto Rico, but he's got these in his yard.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Oh, I'd love to go there. I'm Puerto Rican.

• 20:57Speaker 00

  You are?

• 20:58Speaker 01

  I'm Greek, Italian, and Puerto Rican.

• 21:00Speaker 00

  Oh, my god. Oh, you're a frickin' islander.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  I am.

• 21:03Speaker 00

  Dude, you were conceived at a United Nations meeting, huh? You telling me, look at this, he's got some.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  Who's this? Is this a Jake Paul's house?

• 21:10Speaker 00

  I don't know. But he definitely has some parrots.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 21:14Speaker 00

  I'm sure he's got a few parrots over there.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  That'd be crazy. I think I've seen him with parrots. You ever see that dude, the real Tarzan?

• 21:20Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  Yo.

• 21:22Speaker 00

  Good guy?

• 21:22Speaker 01

  He's cool. I wanna, I wanna do a parrot, parrot mukbang with him.

• 21:28Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 21:28Speaker 01

  Cause he's got a bunch of animals. He's crazy.

• 21:31Speaker 00

  Let me see him. Oh, damn.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  You've never seen this guy?

• 21:34Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh. Where is this at? Indiana?

• 21:37Speaker 01

  Who knows? He goes to India, he goes to Africa, and he, he like, he'll grab them.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  That's a real cobra right there.

• 21:46Speaker 00

  Oh, he's like that. He looks like Tyron Woodley a little bit.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Slapping around a little bit.

• 21:50Speaker 00

  Oh. You think that cobra feels any scare, more scared of this guy because the guy's jacked? Like, you think a snake can tell if you're jacked enough?

• 21:58Speaker 01

  The cobra knows it's so powerful, but this guy feels like he's one with that cobra, man. He'll, he'll pick up frickin' bears and apes and all this crazy shit, man.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  Oh, my gosh, J. Shaw.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  He's a legend.

• 22:11Speaker 00

  What kinda, and have you ever met this fella?

• 22:14Speaker 01

  I wish.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  Bro, look at the one right there where he has it around his neck.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Dude, he's crazy. What is that?

• 22:20Speaker 00

  God.

• 22:23Speaker 01

  He sleeps with him, too.

• 22:24Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  He's got a, you ever see the Fruit Loop parrot? A tou, a toucan?

• 22:28Speaker 00

  Uh-uh.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  He has one.

• 22:30Speaker 00

  What?

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:32Speaker 00

  Oh, he's really living large. And, oh, he's got beautiful pets. What's this guy's name?

• 22:36Speaker 01

  The real Tarzan.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  The real Tarzan.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's cool, man.

• 22:42Speaker 00

  Mike Holston.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  You like animals like that?

• 22:45Speaker 00

  I like animals like that. Yeah, I used to sell animals when I was growing up. What's your animal of choice, bro? I've heard, I've heard that you have a few pets.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  I want you to guess. Oh, oh, like my, my favorite animal or like what I like that?

• 22:56Speaker 00

  I've heard that you have some pets. I've heard that you're.

• 22:58Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 22:59Speaker 00

  You don't have any pets?

• 23:00Speaker 01

  I wish I did.

• 23:01Speaker 00

  Really?

• 23:02Speaker 01

  I want a dog. I, I used to have three Wild Wilders at different times.

• 23:06Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  That was my, my thing.

• 23:08Speaker 00

  What made you get, what made you get those?

• 23:11Speaker 01

  My dad just liked them. My mom loved them. They're good guard dogs, you know? And they just look cute, you know?

• 23:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  My favorite animal is a bald eagle, though, because it could see when I can't, cause I have really bad eyesight. And I feel like my spirit animal is a bald eagle.

• 23:29Speaker 00

  Fuck, dude.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  It could see like everything, man. You know what I'm saying? Could see through people's BS.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, I love that, bro. Dude, imagine if one of them fucking picked you up, too. These things can pick up a lot of stuff.

• 23:41Speaker 01

  I think it could pick me up.

• 23:42Speaker 00

  Dude, two bald eagles could definitely pick you up.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Two?

• 23:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 23:47Speaker 00

  How much can they say they can pick up? I bet you didn't need, how many, yeah, let's see how many bald eagles it would take to pick you up.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  One hundred thirty pounds.

• 23:56Speaker 00

  A bald eagle can typically lift off three to four pounds.

• 24:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, see?

• 24:01Speaker 00

  Oh, I thought they could do more.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  Pick up little, little shock juniors.

• 24:04Speaker 00

  Oh, they could, yeah, they could be like, yeah.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  So how many would it take to pick up me?

• 24:08Speaker 00

  A little.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  Four pounds?

• 24:09Speaker 00

  A little shock nugget or whatever?

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Maybe like.

• 24:12Speaker 00

  Dude, what about, dude, what about?

• 24:14Speaker 01

  A hundred thirty.

• 24:15Speaker 00

  A pelican? Yeah, it would take probably forty. Let me see.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  It would be like a hundred and.

• 24:20Speaker 00

  It would take forty pelicans. It would take, no, it would take forty eagles.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  I can't do math.

• 24:25Speaker 00

  I can't.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Definitely can't do math.

• 24:28Speaker 00

  Forty to forty-five to fifty bald eagles to carry a grown man.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Well, let's test it out.

• 24:37Speaker 00

  It's shock a clock, dude.

• 24:44Speaker 00

  It's shock a clock, bro.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 24:46Speaker 00

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• 25:26Speaker 00

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• 27:30Speaker 00

  Okay, so take me into, okay, so.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  The lore.

• 27:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, I just wanna go into the lore a little bit more. So your parents, they fell in love, you were conceived out at this beach place where you still go to this, and your family still goes there for vacation?

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Oh, we go there every year. With my friends, too, now.

• 27:44Speaker 00

  Okay, bet.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  We get our own room, do our own thing, you know? Good time there.

• 27:47Speaker 00

  And would you ever, would that be some of the first place you would meet ladies and stuff? Dude, let me tell you this.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  I had my first kiss there.

• 27:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, my first kiss on that bed. Girl named Julie.

• 27:56Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  I pulled this shit out of my back pocket.

• 27:59Speaker 00

  What happened?

• 28:00Speaker 01

  So I liked this girl for so long.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Every year we would go and her sister liked me, too. So one year there was this other girl that came, cause it's all different families. And I ended up liking her over this other girl. And I kind of forgot about her. And the next year I came back and then she forgot about me. She started messing with some other dude. So I was like, I gotta make a move this year. So we're on a, we're on a bed. Cause we, we all had different rooms around on the water. And we were all together and I told one of my girlfriends, I'm like, yo, go get me some Oreo cookies.

• 28:33Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  I gotta do something. She goes to get the other cookies, she never comes back. And we're just talking about family getting personal and I'm like, yeah, so you'll be okay, right? With all this family stuff happening? She goes, yeah. I'm like, I know you will.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  Right? Then she started crying.

• 28:56Speaker 00

  What happened? Did you kiss her really fast, like a bird?

• 28:58Speaker 01

  No, I just, I did it. We were cool. I went back to my room and apparently she started crying. She sent me a text and I said, I'm so sorry, but I like somebody else. I'm like, it's all good. Next day, like, kept it kind of chill, but I was like, I waited too long. I'm convinced, I would have been dating that girl till today if I didn't wait that long. You know?

• 29:20Speaker 00

  Like, you should have done it a summer before, you mean?

• 29:22Speaker 01

  Exactly. Exactly.

• 29:24Speaker 00

  Dang. Dude, love is wild like that.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Love is wild. She actually hit me up.

• 29:29Speaker 00

  But love has a time on the vine.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's a great person, great family.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  Love has a time on the vine where it gets ripe and then it falls off.

• 29:38Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 29:38Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 29:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think so, man. You just told me, it's like.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Well, I think you're right about that.

• 29:43Speaker 00

  I think you told me that, I don't know.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  I haven't had a girlfriend in nine or 10 years. 2018 was the last time I had a girlfriend.

• 29:51Speaker 00

  Really?

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Last time I did anything.

• 29:54Speaker 00

  Dang.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 00

  So you got, uh, so you got love on the brain, though.

• 30:00Speaker 01

  I got.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  So you got a lot of love to give.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  I got a lot of love to give and trying to receive it, man.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  Amen.

• 30:07Speaker 01

  You know?

• 30:07Speaker 00

  Bro, you put so much out there, man. Your energy is so just like, I don't know. It makes me, I think it makes, it reminds people to just be themselves.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  You have to be.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  The best that they can. Dude, I'll tell you this story. So one time we went to the beach and, uh, are you comfortable?

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 30:23Speaker 00

  Okay. We went to the beach and, uh, it was like down in like Panama City or Destin or something. And at night, like, the kids would go walk out on the beach at night. Like, that was the thing, you know, like, if you were 14 or whatever. It was like right around that time where parents like, yeah, you can go out to the beach, you know what I'm saying?

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 00

  Stay out of the, stay out of the ocean or whatever. But go have, have a good time. So during the day, we would go sneak liquor or something and bury it out in the sand or whatever. Then we'd go find it and dig it up later at night and drink it out there.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:53Speaker 00

  But anyway, one night I'm out there, my buddy had met some friends, he's talking to them. So I went, I was, I'm kind of walking down the beach and I met this gal. And so we start like kind of talking and she's like, it's a full moon. She's talking about this full moon stuff. And then we end up like going out in the water and kind of like, um, kind of kissing or whatever a little bit. And so it was like very romantic, you know? And then we come back and we go back like over by the hotel or the motel, whatever we were staying in. And we got into like the lights that were over there and she was like 35 years old and I, and I was like 14 or.

• 31:28Speaker 01

  What?

• 31:28Speaker 00

  And we just didn't realize, I think, like, because it was dark out there. We just didn't realize it was like a, such an age difference. And bro, and so we just both like looked at each other and we're like, what the heck? I think like the way the moonlight hit us, you just couldn't tell.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  You, you hooked up with a cougar when you were 14?

• 31:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, brother. And I was just, I was out there on the beach just trying it, but it was just that, you know, when you're out there in the summer.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, late night jam, that love.

• 31:54Speaker 00

  Everything sounds, everything sounds like love. Yes, everything sounds like love music too, just the waves hitting. The moon sounds like it just hit.

• 32:02Speaker 01

  The smell.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  Oh, the smell of seagulls eating raviolis.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  I know.

• 32:07Speaker 00

  The moon seems like it only came up just to watch people kiss, you know? Oh.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  You're, you're getting like a painting, an image right now. I feel like we're at a beach.

• 32:16Speaker 00

  Dude, it's beautiful, brother.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 00

  That's one thing about that love, like especially that young love, there's just something about it, bro. When you'd be so nervous and you'd go to school, dude, that would be the craziest, bro.

• 32:27Speaker 01

  I would get butterflies every time I saw this girl.

• 32:30Speaker 00

  I would get fucking bald eagles in me.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Little bald eagles?

• 32:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're flying around eating my intestines up. That's how nervous I got. Like, I'd be standing there like this, there's fucking nine parrots inside.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  Would you throw up sometimes?

• 32:43Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Throw up?

• 32:44Speaker 00

  Oh, dude, I threw up one time out of the window in class. This one girl was so beautiful, I just ran over to the window and just vomited right out of it.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  Didn't even care. And there was some kid out there studying or whatever, whatever. Screw him.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  I think now, looking back with that, I've only been in one relationship, I think like.

• 33:03Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah?

• 33:03Speaker 01

  I always think like, I wonder if she sees me.

• 33:06Speaker 00

  Oh, sees you now like having some of your success, doing your thing?

• 33:09Speaker 01

  Cause I feel like someone has got up to a bar, be like, yo, like, you ever see this, this dude? Be like, that's with my ex and then I want that dude to be like, well, you, you messed up.

• 33:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:20Speaker 01

  You messed up, you know? But I never wish.

• 33:22Speaker 00

  Right, you're not wishing ill will.

• 33:23Speaker 01

  I, I've called her a million times. She never picked up, you know? She blocked my number, unblocked it. Haven't heard from her in like 10 years and it's just like.

• 33:32Speaker 00

  Block a clock, huh?

• 33:33Speaker 01

  I generally want to see how you're doing. Block a clock.

• 33:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Is that what you said?

• 33:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, you can block a clock, bro. The huz be blocking. It's bad.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  No, it's crazy, man.

• 33:45Speaker 00

  And what, how did things fall apart between you and her?

• 33:48Speaker 01

  I was immature, Mr. Vaughn. I was very immature.

• 33:52Speaker 00

  I feel like, dude, every time you call me Mr. Vaughn, I feel like I teach driver's ed, dude. This is so good.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  Dude, you want me to call you Leo?

• 33:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  I feel bad.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  No, you can call me whatever you want.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  All right.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  But it's great, though. It just, it shows who you are, bro. You got a level of respect in you.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  So we were dating for a year and a half and I just, I was immature, like I was stupid. I didn't know what I wanted to do in life. I wasn't like a man, I wasn't, I wasn't tough. I didn't have any priorities, you know, any, any, uh, hobbies. Like, I was just doing my thing, you know? I mean, I like music, I mean, I made music, but, uh, I think she could, she sensed that. Like, she's like, I want to be a pharmacist in college. What are you going to do? I'm like, ah, I'll figure it out. I'll, I'll major in something.

• 34:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Um, so she went her way, I went my way and she broke up with me, but I think she cheated on me. Cause she was, she kept bringing up like this other guy and I'm like, who the fuck is this? You know, why keep bringing up?

• 34:45Speaker 00

  Rick or whatever his name was, Ricky?

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Who?

• 34:47Speaker 00

  Was his name Ricky or not? I just guess names sometimes, it wasn't Ricky, was it?

• 34:51Speaker 01

  Tony.

• 34:52Speaker 00

  Oh, God.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  I think it was Tony.

• 34:54Speaker 00

  Of course it was Tony. What's, where was this at?

• 34:57Speaker 01

  Where?

• 34:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  10 years ago.

• 34:59Speaker 00

  In Long Island?

• 35:00Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was Tony.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  It was definitely Tony. But, um, I think she was hanging out with him type shit and, uh, it was just weird cause, uh, toward the end of the relationship, I wasn't seeing her that much, she was going out and, um, she called me over one day to go to the beach and she came out with a blanket. Uh, not a blanket, a hoodie, my hoodie.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  And there was a baby in it?

• 35:23Speaker 01

  My bracelet.

• 35:24Speaker 00

  And there was a baby in the hoodie?

• 35:25Speaker 01

  No. Like ET?

• 35:28Speaker 00

  No, like she had a baby with the other, the other guy with Tony.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  Like, looking like ET, remember ET?

• 35:32Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  No, there was no baby. I don't think there was.

• 35:36Speaker 00

  Oh, God, thank God.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  And, um, it was all my shit. And she's like, here.

• 35:41Speaker 00

  And you just had a little bit of stuff? She had it all wrapped up in a hoodie?

• 35:44Speaker 01

  All my stuff. It was my bracelet, I, I was just, I gave it back, we took a walk. I started crying, she started crying and that was it. Couple of months later, we tried to get back together, but her mom passed away.

• 35:55Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  So I had to like try to help her through it and she was going through a lot of shit, man. So it just didn't work out. And ever since then, that's it.

• 36:05Speaker 00

  That's been it.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  The only love shocks I've ever had.

• 36:07Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  And now it's weird because I don't know if a girl likes me for like my status, if I even have a high status, or if they like me for who I am. And I, it's like, I've been on different dating apps. I get matches, I don't get matches and you don't know what's real. And it's just hard to find love cause I'm such a sociable person, I talk to everyone. Like, we go to the bar or something, I'm talking to everyone, girls, guys, making friends. And meanwhile, these girls are approaching guys and I'm like, what the, am I a brick wall? Am I invisible? Am I muted? It's like, I can't, I can't land anything, you know?

• 36:45Speaker 00

  Do you ever feel like that, um,

• 36:50Speaker 00

  do you feel like, do you ever feel like you're always going to be alone? Is that a weird question?

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Um, I, I've become comfortable with being alone because I'm grinding. Like, I'm just so hungry now to just work, make content.

• 37:04Speaker 00

  I saw you fucking eat 12 nuggets. I saw you eat fricking 12 nuggets, dude.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  12 what?

• 37:09Speaker 00

  I saw you eat 12 nuggets somewhere.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  12 nuggets?

• 37:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was at Burger King, I think.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  Oh, I download.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Dude, I saw you.

• 37:16Speaker 01

  Crown nuggets?

• 37:16Speaker 00

  I saw you eat those Crown nuggets, yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  It looks like I ate it. It looks like I ate it.

• 37:22Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  It's part of the magic.

• 37:25Speaker 00

  That's the magic of Hollywood, huh?

• 37:26Speaker 01

  People think I'm eating all the food, but I'm really just putting it to the side, eating it after, bringing it home, giving it to someone, you know?

• 37:32Speaker 00

  Oh, that's the.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  There's not a lot of homeless people where I am, but if, if there is, I'll go out of my way and drop it off, you know?

• 37:39Speaker 00

  Well, these days you got to find them. It's like, ever since, yeah, like that Pokemon Go, there was, they've had like a lot of competition out there, I feel like. Cause dude, people were like, it's crazy when Pokemon Go came out.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  They're like a, a homeless Pokemon Go where?

• 37:51Speaker 00

  No, but it's like, before Pokemon Go, we had homeless people. It was like, they were the Pokemon Go. And then, and then they did, they even digitized, if so, homeless people like, what the, I like, I used to have some, now there's just, people would be like stepping over like, get out of my way, homeless guy. I'm looking for a digital Charizard.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 38:11Speaker 00

  So, yeah, things have just gotten different, man, but, um, about the girls, you said that like now, it's like, so now you have more popularity, right? So that's one thing that I think a recognizability, that's another thing that I like to say. So it's like you get recognizability and then things do get a little bit confusing. But if you're a guy that's pretty close to their own feelings and close to their own emotions, I feel like you'd be able to clock pretty good if a girl is being real or not.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  Definitely.

• 38:38Speaker 00

  And then if you also are just looking to have something casual, just a little, you know?

• 38:43Speaker 01

  Little, little, little something?

• 38:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, just a little something, just a little.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Down half, little something.

• 38:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, just a little tickle.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Trying.

• 38:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  Little, little cuddle session, you know?

• 38:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, just a little fricking.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Popping a Blu-ray?

• 38:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, a little dirty ravioli Blu-ray, bro. And a BlueChew.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  Betachini Alfredo.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro. You're walking, playing with this little baby rattle I got in my pants here. The fricking Lord's Manicotti, bro. The third thumb, you feel me?

• 39:11Speaker 01

  Put it in a stroller.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  Oh, dude.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Hey, listen, I'm trying, I really am.

• 39:16Speaker 00

  Oh, I got the penis of a large toddler, brother, that's what I say.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  What a, what a binky?

• 39:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, a binky in his.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 39:26Speaker 00

  What are we talking about dude? Oh yeah dude. Uh, but you would be able to notice bro. Cause I'm saying if you're so much of a heart, which I think, you know, that's who you are, right? You're so much of a guy who's like connected to the feelings. You're a real guy. You're gonna know if somebody's being real or not.

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've had, uh, I went to, um, this place in Port Washington. And there was a group of girls, like all nines. I call them a nickel and four pennies. Nine and a nines. And it was like their birthday weekend or something. And me and my boy were out, it was me, my dad, uh, and my two friends. And we got a couple espresso martinis. I had like a mocktail or something. And all these girls were out there talking to us. My friend was taking a shit in the bathroom from the espresso martini, messing out on all the action.

• 40:17Speaker 00

  Oh, there's always that guy, yeah.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  My dad's talking to the bartender and me and my boy are talking to all these girls. And they keep coming out like a, like a stampede of girls. And we're talking, I'm talking to all of them, talking to 10 girls at once.

• 40:30Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ, brother, that's like that movie 300 or whatever.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  I could talk to an infinite amount of girls at the same time.

• 40:36Speaker 00

  Watch it, Jashak, don't say that.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  I can.

• 40:39Speaker 00

  At the same time?

• 40:40Speaker 01

  I could.

• 40:41Speaker 00

  You said you can't even do math.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Hey, how you doing? What's going on, yeah, you good? Hey, I like your dress. You like it?

• 40:47Speaker 00

  You like this?

• 40:48Speaker 01

  I'm just on the fly.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Anyway, one girl like, what do you, uh, I see you on TikTok, like you're famous, right? I'm like, I guess, I'm not famous. I'm like, if you don't know me, I'm not famous. I don't like to say, I never like to say I'm famous or something like that, cause I'm not. I like to say I'm just an example of what you could be.

• 41:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  You know, cause that's being humble, like God said that, you know, I'm just an example of what you could be. You're just an example of what I could be. You're like a mentor, whatever.

• 41:15Speaker 00

  Cause there's a lot of rumors out there. There's people that say you're Allen, I've heard you're Allen, one of Allen Iverson's kids. I've heard that before.

• 41:20Speaker 01

  I could be frigging Shaq's kid, if we know.

• 41:23Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Allen Iverson?

• 41:26Speaker 00

  That's what I've heard. There's a lot of rumors out there.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  I could shoot threes.

• 41:30Speaker 00

  Right, that's it, bro, that's all it takes. But no, but also I wanna, let me, just, I'm trying to think of what else. Oh yeah, there's rumors that you were conceived during an episode of Jersey Shore, a reunion episode. You know, that's a, that's a, uh.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  By who, Paulie D?

• 41:42Speaker 00

  Uh, I have no idea, dude.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Paulie D and Snooki? Or J-Wow? J-Wow, J-Shock?

• 41:50Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 41:50Speaker 01

  Possibility.

• 41:51Speaker 00

  Bro, that's a way possibility.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  I had a crush on J-Wow like crazy back then.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  Bro, who didn't?

• 41:56Speaker 01

  God, diggity damn.

• 41:58Speaker 00

  Bro!

• 41:58Speaker 01

  Is that her? Who's she with now?

• 42:01Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 42:03Speaker 00

  Who's she with dude? She's with us, bro, in our dreams, bro.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  For real.

• 42:07Speaker 00

  Oh, dude, her, a vodka sauce? Put me to sleep, Ronnie.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  My god.

• 42:15Speaker 00

  God.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  Is that Ronnie?

• 42:16Speaker 00

  Uh, nah, look, you got, we both got bad vision dude. I don't, whoever he is, how about this? We love her so much, we don't care if he stays around.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  We don't care.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, that's Zach right there.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  Zach?

• 42:30Speaker 00

  That's Zach right there. Oh, you know what, actually, I met him before, he's great. Great guy.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Could I have this?

• 42:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can have it. You gonna take it home, you don't wanna have it now?

• 42:38Speaker 01

  Celsius? I'm gonna have a heart attack. I can't drink caffeine or energy drinks.

• 42:44Speaker 00

  You could do it.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  I'm gonna take a sip.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  Take a couple. I can't believe your friend was shitting at the bar.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, I was talking to the girls. That's frigging amazing.

• 42:53Speaker 00

  That's crazy, I'll have a little with you.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Can we do a little cheers?

• 42:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, we can.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  It's a Celsius o'clock.

• 43:00Speaker 00

  Do we have to look the same at each other or not?

• 43:03Speaker 01

  I'm gonna sip and it's shock o'clock.

• 43:08Speaker 01

  Delicious. That's really good.

• 43:10Speaker 00

  Dude, okay, so this is.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  So now, this girl.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  That does have caffeine in it, man.

• 43:15Speaker 00

  It'll be fun. How much caffeine can you have before we get?

• 43:17Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna have that much.

• 43:18Speaker 00

  Before we gotta pick you up or whatever? How much can you have?

• 43:21Speaker 01

  This is, I normally have like a quarter.

• 43:23Speaker 00

  Okay, do I need to monitor, are you gonna monitor it?

• 43:25Speaker 01

  I got it.

• 43:26Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  You see me pass out, well, no.

• 43:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, yeah, well, I don't care if you pass out.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  It starts twitching.

• 43:31Speaker 00

  No, I don't, I just don't want you humping the first, I don't care if you, if you pass out, you're fine. We got, you know, I think Trevin's registered CPR or whatever, at least he learned online. But yeah, I just don't want you ruining these throw pillows, you know?

• 43:42Speaker 01

  No, I'm not, I'm not.

• 43:43Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 43:43Speaker 01

  She is asking me how much money I make and like, like, she's like, how many views you get? Like, do the money come from the views and all this stuff? I'm like, I'm not telling you that. Like, I don't talk about money like that and like, like I was.

• 43:57Speaker 00

  Was it one of those view diggers?

• 43:59Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 43:59Speaker 00

  There's a lot of those view diggers, dude.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:02Speaker 00

  View diggers are the worst, bro.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  For real. Oh, I, that's a, that's a good term, like that. Like we have the gold version, then you have the view version.

• 44:11Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, view diggers are the worst, bro. I'm like, get out of here.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  Cloud chaser?

• 44:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  You know?

• 44:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  And I got like four of their numbers asked about.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  So you were interested then?

• 44:22Speaker 01

  And I was like, which one do you want to go on a date with me? And they, right in their hand. And I'm, I'm like, alright, let's go get sushi. Nothing ever happened. That's how, everything always happens. I go, I get the confidence, ask her out, we go nowhere. That's how it happens.

• 44:36Speaker 00

  Dude, I frigging met this girl, I'll tell you this, not even that long ago. And she texted me and then, I guess I messed up. Let's do one more little cheers. I kind of, I enjoyed that dude. Bro, I feel like I'm wa, dude, do it one more time. I feel like I'm watching your video.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  Shock o'clock.

• 44:53Speaker 00

  Shock o'clock.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  You really gotta make a noise when you sip it too.

• 45:02Speaker 00

  Whoa, little gargle at the end, huh? The old Italian mating call, I'm good, brother.

• 45:08Speaker 01

  I just passed out.

• 45:10Speaker 00

  You only get one more sip, okay?

• 45:11Speaker 01

  Okay, one more later.

• 45:13Speaker 00

  Um, and you can't have it too close to bed either.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 45:16Speaker 00

  I know.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  What is the flavor?

• 45:17Speaker 00

  Huh? I don't know. I think this is antipasto or whatever. We got something special cause we knew.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  A little, a little more Tendela flavor.

• 45:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, we, we knew we'd have some Italians in here today, brother. Oh yeah, we got some, uh, nookie.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 45:32Speaker 00

  Um, dude, oh, I was telling you this story about a frigging date or something. Yeah dude, and I, so this girl, we ended up texting, and then I sent her, I was just having like a day. Like sometimes I like sending voice notes better than text. Do you ever do that?

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Oh, hell yeah. Or like a, you, you voice the, the text message?

• 45:49Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  I'll type it out for you, but the voice memo is good, cause they like to hear your voice.

• 45:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  I heard girls like that.

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Dude, I frigging heard girls like that too. And so I sent this girl one, and I, I, I sent this girl one, and, um, dude, and it was like, I was, you ever notice when you're in your bag, when you're talking, you're like, oh dude, I'm feeling good, I'm confident, everything's good. I sent her like, uh, a nice voice note, it was funny and everything.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 46:14Speaker 00

  Nothing. Nothing.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  Unbelievable, did you fart in the voice memo?

• 46:21Speaker 00

  No, I just was normal.

• 46:24Speaker 01

  You didn't like sound like, like deeper, high? What did you say?

• 46:28Speaker 00

  Oh, I told her, I said I met this Christian water skiing group and I was at a lake last week. And that I, and it was fun, and that, yeah, things were going pretty well. And that, uh, and then, oh, I asked her, yeah, I said, do you have a husband or anything? Because I didn't know she had a husband, because I didn't wanna be messaging someone that had a husband.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  That's like, you gotta call, there's certain, if you say that, that's saved forever. I like the call, like, cause you don't wanna have anything saved on voice or text.

• 46:57Speaker 00

  But where did I say that was wrong? You just said it, do the voice note, you said you liked it. No, what I said, do you have a husband? Cause I don't wanna be messaging some lady that have a husband. That's what I was saying.

• 47:07Speaker 01

  I think you just go in line, figure it out, find out.

• 47:11Speaker 00

  What do you mean, that's what I did? And I didn't get shit, nothing, I, I didn't figure out, I figured it out that not, that she was not interested, I guess, I don't know. But I, I don't know, I sent her a nice voice note, she wasn't into it.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:23Speaker 00

  So, it's okay, we don't need to feel bad about it.

• 47:25Speaker 01

  She missed out.

• 47:26Speaker 00

  She missed out, right?

• 47:27Speaker 01

  You know what I say?

• 47:28Speaker 00

  I don't feel bad about it.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  They can't see greatness.

• 47:30Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  So why should you settle for less?

• 47:32Speaker 00

  Why, yeah. If you can't see greatness, baby, I'm like, look, I can't, I ain't buying you glasses, girl, you know?

• 47:41Speaker 01

  Literally.

• 47:42Speaker 00

  Dang.

• 47:44Speaker 01

  What else?

• 47:45Speaker 00

  Oh, what else dude? Um, I gotta know a little bit more about the origin story, because there was so many, um.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  Rumors.

• 47:52Speaker 00

  Oh, so many rumors, dude. There was ones that you were like, conceived near power lines, that was one. There was one, uh, I'm trying to think of what else. Oh, you were like a data center baby or whatever.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Oh my god, bro.

• 48:03Speaker 00

  That's a big rumor going around, that you're a data center baby, that like, if you cracked you open, you'd have a bunch of data in your neck or whatever.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  Could be, could be a robot.

• 48:11Speaker 00

  A bunch of recipes or a bunch of episodes of Euphoria in your neck or whatever. Yeah, yeah, wires or something.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Like Italian rainbow cookies in me?

• 48:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude. Bro, that'd be so good, bro.

• 48:22Speaker 01

  Could be, oh, canolis come out of me?

• 48:25Speaker 00

  It's just a fucking bunch of brave canolis come out?

• 48:29Speaker 00

  Oh, that'd be so good though, dude. Bro, you could be an Italian superhero. I could see you being an Italian superhero. Cause we need a new one. Who's the latest one?

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Who's a what?

• 48:40Speaker 00

  Who's the latest Italian superhero? Maybe Paulie D and Vinnie? Who's the latest one? Has there ever been an Italian superhero?

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Tony Soprano?

• 48:49Speaker 00

  Could be it.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Who the hell is an Italian? Is, is, uh, Iron Man Italian?

• 48:55Speaker 00

  I don't know, iron?

• 48:57Speaker 01

  Rob, Tony Stark? No, that's not.

• 48:59Speaker 00

  Iron? Sounds like Dutch or whatever. Iron?

• 49:04Speaker 01

  No, Bruce Banner? That's gotta be Italian.

• 49:06Speaker 00

  Bruce Banner, yeah.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  No, that's German, Banner's German.

• 49:09Speaker 00

  Banner?

• 49:10Speaker 01

  Banner.

• 49:11Speaker 00

  But he was great, he wasn't green during the day.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  What Marvel character is Italian?

• 49:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Are Italians being fairly represented in the Marvel Universe? Look that up, are Italians being fairly represented?

• 49:23Speaker 01

  In the Marvel Universe?

• 49:24Speaker 00

  In the Marvel Universe. Cause if not, we'll fucking leave, you feel me?

• 49:31Speaker 01

  Who is this?

• 49:33Speaker 00

  Italian representation in the Marvel Universe is a mixed bag viewed by many fans and cultural critics as historically lacking in depth. While Italian American characters like The Punisher, Frank Castle.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, The Punisher.

• 49:45Speaker 00

  Not bad.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  He's awesome.

• 49:47Speaker 00

  He's great.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Have you seen that show?

• 49:49Speaker 00

  Oh dude, yeah, people admire him a lot.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Hell, yeah.

• 49:52Speaker 00

  People are making Halloween costumes out of him.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  He's awesome, man. He was in The Walking Dead originally.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  He's a great. Yeah. Oh, he's a great actor. But what else did it say about the Italians? I wanted to read a little bit more of that because that's a great question.

• 50:08Speaker 00

  Our iconic direct Italian nationality is often neglected of mobsters like Count Nefaria stereotypes or occasional background characters. Wow.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  There are very few major Italian or Italian American superheroes.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  You can see that?

• 50:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  I can't see any one of those words.

• 50:26Speaker 00

  He's got it zoomed in pretty good. That's probably a fifty six font.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  I don't know how I drive.

• 50:31Speaker 00

  Damn, you're allowed to drive?

• 50:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  No, bro.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  I mean, like, that thing is gonna be that size on the road.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  I wouldn't let you drive a Doberman, homie.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  I drive, I haven't been in an accident, knock on whatever, God forbid.

• 50:44Speaker 00

  Really?

• 50:44Speaker 01

  I have a, yeah, I drive a normal car, but now I drive a Tesla because it drives for you.

• 50:49Speaker 00

  Oh, it's so nice.

• 50:50Speaker 01

  So like if you wanna have some fun on the way home, when a, when a shorty, you put it in self-drive.

• 50:58Speaker 00

  But, bro, if you put it in self-drive and you put your feet up like that, bro.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Do anything you want, man.

• 51:02Speaker 00

  That's pretty legendary, bro.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  I just like this.

• 51:06Speaker 00

  Bro, I love how everything's a carnival ride to you, dude. You could be sitting in anything, you're just like, wee, yeah, this is it, bro.

• 51:15Speaker 01

  It's fast as hell.

• 51:16Speaker 00

  Holy shit, what are you fucking ninety years old there, bro? That don't even look like you, dude.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Ninety?

• 51:23Speaker 00

  What is this, A I G E, dude? What, what app did they use? That's crazy.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  This is Shock G P T.

• 51:31Speaker 00

  Bro, bro, you need to shock your stem cells, bro. Your shit is, bro, this isn't fucking real. What are we doing here? This shit is, what are you, what are you driving through? A Rutgers pep rally, dude? Where are you?

• 51:44Speaker 01

  That was in a random parking lot.

• 51:46Speaker 00

  Are you sure, dude? This looks like one of the night scenes in, uh.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Dexter.

• 51:50Speaker 00

  No, in Breath of the Wild, it looks like you're driving through. What are you fucking driving through right there? It's not even real.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  The game? Breath of the Wild, the game?

• 51:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:59Speaker 01

  You played that?

• 52:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, I played that game.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 52:01Speaker 00

  I like that game. I didn't like the second one that they made.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Tears of the Kingdom.

• 52:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, it just was too much.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  I didn't play it.

• 52:06Speaker 00

  We had to put rims on the fricking, they wanted you to put.

• 52:09Speaker 01

  You had to build shit, I know. Those are really good games, though.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  Oh, they were great games, but you had to put rims on the fucking, uh.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  I know what you're talking about.

• 52:17Speaker 00

  Like the boat or whatever, like the.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  Yes, yeah, the craft, like.

• 52:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, the, yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  Like that, yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 00

  They wanted you to buy rims in this shit. I'm like, this shit's getting a little too urban for me.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  I love video games so much, man.

• 52:28Speaker 00

  They're good.

• 52:29Speaker 01

  I think part of me, like the lore, is from cartoons and video games. Why I'm so sociable, because I love colorful things, I like things that move, I like animation, I love animation. You ever see that Spider-Verse movie?

• 52:43Speaker 00

  Mm-mm. There's a new one that just came out, there's a new Spider-Man that just came out.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  I know, I know.

• 52:47Speaker 00

  My friend's going to see it today.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Spider-Verse, you'll, you'll trip out without even doing anything. It just makes you go crazy.

• 52:53Speaker 00

  Uh-uh.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:55Speaker 00

  I gotta wa, I hadn't even seen it Spider-Verse.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Dude, it's unreal. One of my favorite movies.

• 53:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, we just gotta learn more about the lore because there was all kinds of stuff. I heard that you would, you would not even conceive, you just spawned out of the chimney of like a buca di beppo or something. I've heard a lot of crazy.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  Was it on Shockopedia? Where did you find it?

• 53:13Speaker 00

  I just heard this stuff, dude. I heard that they just found you like you were just in a bassinet in the, uh, like, in like a, in like one of those dishwashing like things at a, uh, at a macaroni grill, they just found you in there.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  I mean, at this point, I might have been dropped off by a fricking UFO.

• 53:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, I like that.

• 53:35Speaker 01

  Who knows?

• 53:35Speaker 00

  Who knows? There's just a lot of good, but that's the best is the lore, bro, is just finding out like how it started, you know?

• 53:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:42Speaker 00

  Um, because, yeah, there's all kinds of stuff, there's rumors.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  I got a lot of crazy lore.

• 53:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, you weren't even born, you just climbed out of an anthill in Sicily or whatever. You know, there's all kind of like crazy rumors out there, you know?

• 53:53Speaker 01

  I've never even been to Italy.

• 53:54Speaker 00

  You haven't?

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Never been outside the country. I've never been outside the country.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  No way, dude.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  Because my mom has a bad equilibrium, so she doesn't fly anywhere. Like, man up, just man, look at this.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  Friggin'.

• 54:09Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  Friggin', uh, what would you call that superhero name?

• 54:14Speaker 00

  This guy? But that doesn't even look like you.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  That doesn't.

• 54:17Speaker 00

  Does it?

• 54:18Speaker 01

  No, that, I know that picture.

• 54:21Speaker 00

  Um, so, but, but yeah, so take me back to, let's go back a little, right? Take me back to when the shock o'clock was at zero, right?

• 54:31Speaker 01

  Like when I was born?

• 54:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Okay, I was born April ninth, nineteen ninety-nine, and.

• 54:37Speaker 00

  I heard you stayed in the incubator for like forty seconds, you were like, I'm out.

• 54:40Speaker 01

  You know, like the hand solo freezer, they, they had me in that. Because I was too, I was too hot when I came out. I got struck by lightning when I came out. They had to cool me down and that. So I was frozen like this.

• 54:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  As a baby.

• 54:55Speaker 00

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• 56:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, so take me to when the shock clock was zero, take me there.

• 56:33Speaker 01

  Um, I don't know my earliest memory, but I know, like, kindergarten, I was, I was looking at paper like this.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  And they called my parents to school, they're like, your son can't see shit. He's looking at the paper like it's, like a Playboy.

• 56:52Speaker 00

  Oh, damn, bro. But you think you were seeing anything or you think you thought there was something on it and you just didn't know?

• 56:58Speaker 01

  No, no, I couldn't see, so now.

• 57:00Speaker 00

  Oh, damn, brother, yeah.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  I have thick glasses, I didn't bring them, I should have brought them, and, uh, they're like, they had to test my eyesight and see like what was going on and, um.

• 57:10Speaker 00

  Could you see anything?

• 57:11Speaker 01

  I, I just, it was bad, it was blurry.

• 57:14Speaker 00

  Like a worm or something? Because worms can't even see. Can a worm see? Look that up.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  A worm?

• 57:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  A worm.

• 57:19Speaker 00

  Like, you know what I'm saying? How much could you see?

• 57:22Speaker 01

  I mean, I could see, I just can't see little things.

• 57:25Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:28Speaker 00

  So you can't see the haters, then?

• 57:29Speaker 01

  I was born with like a really, really rare condition, which is why I can't see or hear that good. You want me to say what it is?

• 57:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, is it all right?

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Kenny, like from South Park Kenny, Kenny Caffey Syndrome.

• 57:42Speaker 00

  Kenny Caffey?

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Kenny Caffey Syndrome, it's so rare.

• 57:45Speaker 00

  I thought he fucking played for the Mets, Kenny Caffey?

• 57:49Speaker 01

  It, it sounds like, like a friggin' rap artist. Yo, Kenny Caffey's dropping a new mixtape next week.

• 57:55Speaker 00

  It sounds like a rap artist out of Buffalo, dude.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  Dude, the doctors, they don't even know what I have, like it's just so.

• 58:01Speaker 00

  Of course they don't, dude, like he's got Kenny Caffey, you know?

• 58:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's got Kenny Caffey.

• 58:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're just naming fucking, he's like, he's like, he's got Benny Agbiani fucking, you know, arms or whatever. Fucking does naming shit from the past, you know?

• 58:14Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, man.

• 58:15Speaker 00

  Wow, Kenny Caffey Syndrome is classified as primary bone dysplasia? Oh, dysplasia, dude, my buddy's, uh, Australian shepherd has that.

• 58:23Speaker 01

  It's a growth, it's a growth hormone deficiency.

• 58:25Speaker 00

  It's a hip thing, huh? It's, sometimes it can be in your hips too, I think. Um, meaning it is a disorder of how bones form and grow.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't produce growth hu- hormone. Because I have an underdeveloped pituitary gland and I don't produce calcium. So I gotta take all different, like, I have to take injections for that and I have to take pills or else I'll, I'll have a seizure and fucking die, which is what almost happened when I was seven or eight.

• 58:52Speaker 00

  Um, did they know, when did they know you had Kenny Caffey?

• 58:55Speaker 01

  When I was born.

• 58:55Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  When I was born, because when I'm born.

• 58:57Speaker 00

  How they tell, how they get you, how they, how they get you to admit it? Because I don't think you're a snitch, would they?

• 59:02Speaker 01

  I was big.

• 59:03Speaker 00

  What happened?

• 59:03Speaker 01

  I was an oversized baby, I was like friggin' eight to ten pounds.

• 59:07Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  And people that have my condition are big babies and their eyes look a little bit weirder, but, um.

• 59:15Speaker 00

  So out the gate, they knew you had it?

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Oh, they, they knew. I mean, no, no, they didn't know, they probably diagnosed me with it from different things.

• 59:22Speaker 00

  Because you probably didn't admit you have it, dude.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  Because I had a seizure, that's what happened, I, I had a seizure when I was like one or two years old. And then when I was seven or eight.

• 59:29Speaker 00

  That was the first, that was the actual Jay Shock.

• 59:33Speaker 00

  Fuck.

• 59:34Speaker 01

  Fuck. Why'd I do that?

• 59:35Speaker 00

  It's dark.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  That's bad.

• 59:37Speaker 00

  But hey, out of dark comes light.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Yes. Yes, sir.

• 59:40Speaker 00

  Let's go. Amen, brother.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  Amen. But when I was seven, I was sick, like really sick, and I was throwing up all my medication.

• 59:46Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  And that night, um, I used to watch movies with my mom and fall asleep. And I slept in her room that night and, um, thank God, I think, if I would have died. I legitimately would have died.

• 59:57Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Because I had a seizure and I woke up in a hospital, but when I was having a seizure, she, like, I was like, you know, shaking and she caught me.

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  And called the ambulance, called my neighbor, and I woke up in a hospital, like, what happened? She's like, you had a seizure.

• 1:00:16Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  And that was when we had to talk about, you know, getting better medication and making sure that I don't miss. Cause I was sick, like I was very sick and I was throwing up, but my do- the doctor was like, he'll be fine.

• 1:00:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, he just had a bad ravioli or whatever.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  He'll be fine. He almost died then. I thought, okay.

• 1:00:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, he'd just been, yeah.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  That's what happened.

• 1:00:35Speaker 00

  Don't put any more gravy in his bottle or whatever.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  God, that's crazy, dude. Man, thank you, Debbie, right?

• 1:00:42Speaker 01

  Thank you, Debbie.

• 1:00:43Speaker 00

  Thank you, Debbie.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Mama shock.

• 1:00:45Speaker 00

  For being there, man. Wow.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  Crazy, right?

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  A mother's love that she just wanted you there with her that night. That's pretty special, man.

• 1:00:51Speaker 01

  I cracked my skull open two times.

• 1:00:53Speaker 00

  Nah-uh. With what?

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  My head. I fell off a stage.

• 1:00:58Speaker 00

  Oh, I thought you meant with something, like some crazy guy or whatever.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  Like a lightning bolt?

• 1:01:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, look, I'm gonna pin Yada and just fucking hit yourself.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  A watch?

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, dude.

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  Take a Rolex and slam it on my head?

• 1:01:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:01:10Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  But no, I was on a stage playing a game at a Christmas party.

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  Wait, what happens? So take me in how you break it. Wait, wait, so what's what happened?

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  Well, one, one, I fell down the stairs of the kid and then, two, I fell off of a stage. I was sitting like backwards.

• 1:01:24Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  Like this. And we were playing like a little basketball game where you flick it and it shoots in a thing.

• 1:01:30Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  I must have flicked too hard and I've fucking fell back.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 1:01:35Speaker 01

  I cracked my skull, but it was bad, dude. I still remember that. Ever, like, you ever have those, those moments of pain where you could still feel them today?

• 1:01:42Speaker 00

  Oh, bro.

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  I could still feel my head hitting that, that tile, man.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was jumping around on something when I was a kid. I jumped and this corner of my head hit something, broke it open, and sometimes I can still feel it a little bit.

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Damn. And I have a weird shaped head. I don't know if you noticed this. So you could put your finger there?

• 1:02:00Speaker 00

  Let me see. Ooh.

• 1:02:02Speaker 01

  And a lot of people online say it's a headset, man.

• 1:02:06Speaker 00

  Let me touch one more. Let me do it one more time.

• 1:02:10Speaker 00

  Is that it?

• 1:02:12Speaker 00

  Ooh. Wow, that's cool.

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Speaker 00

  That says shock button, huh?

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  The shock button?

• 1:02:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. Hey, don't press this. It's like, hey, you should get one of those things like on the top of a ladder. It's like, uh, don't, not a step or whatever, you know?

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  That's it. That's my head.

• 1:02:28Speaker 00

  Damn, shock. So what do you have to do? Do you get that filled in or whatever?

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  My head?

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  Or, yeah, like, what do you do? Do you put like a hardener in there or something? Like, how do you get it to, uh, or you gotta protect that spot at all costs?

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  No, no, it's just, it's just there. I mean, I wish I could chisel it up a little bit.

• 1:02:43Speaker 00

  But it's exposed though a little.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 1:02:46Speaker 00

  No, I mean, you can't see it, but if you feel around,

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50Speaker 00

  I feel like you can find that one kinda entry point.

• 1:02:54Speaker 00

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:56Speaker 00

  Like, I, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't wanna, you know what I'm saying? Like-

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  I think I could put a quarter right there. It would sit there.

• 1:03:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd be cool.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  Like this would, this wouldn't move.

• 1:03:07Speaker 00

  Oh, that's good, huh?

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:03:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. Let's go. Shock city, dude. So, but, um, and then how does your hearing get bad?

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  So through, through like grade school, middle school, like I had to get like enlarged textbooks. I had to get a little, little step stool to put my feet on, and they would still, they would dangle. They still freaking dangle. And, uh, around-

• 1:03:30Speaker 00

  Your legs seem long to me, man.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, my neck's long.

• 1:03:33Speaker 00

  Bro, your neck is just your head's leg.

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  Exactly. And I, I kinda, I kept saying what and I couldn't hear very good and we had to take an audiologist test and-

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  How did you know you couldn't hear very good?

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  Uh-

• 1:03:46Speaker 00

  Do you remember?

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  I was just saying what a lot and I couldn't, I wasn't getting good notes in class cause I was missing a lot. I'm like, what did you say? Uh, I was, it was crazy. I remember the first time I got a hearing aid and they put him in, I cried.

• 1:03:58Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Cause I was like, man, I never, I got goosebumps. I never heard shit like this, you know?

• 1:04:04Speaker 00

  Oh, really? You could hear stuff?

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, different frequency, different like, you know, hi-hat and a, and a music, a little timble. I, I'd not heard that, like birds chirping and shit.

• 1:04:14Speaker 00

  Nah-uh. And you'd never known the, so you, and you had never really conceptualized? Yeah, cause how would you know?

• 1:04:19Speaker 01

  I've heard them, but I forgot what they sounded like, cause I lost the hearing.

• 1:04:23Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Even like music, like I was so unclear. Now when I put headphones on, like it's better. I can't wear AirPods because if I take these out, we should do a hearing exam right now.

• 1:04:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, can I pu- pu- pu- can I put one in?

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  What'd he say?

• 1:04:43Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, sorry. Can I put one in?

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  If it doesn't fall on your ear. Be careful. I don't want it to fall on your ear.

• 1:04:51Speaker 00

  Oh, you got these little-

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  That's the, the right one. That's the right one.

• 1:04:55Speaker 00

  That's these little black olives, homie. Little sound cannolis.

• 1:04:59Speaker 01

  Just put it up to your ear. Can you hear me?

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Is it in?

• 1:05:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  Can you hear louder?

• 1:05:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:05:08Speaker 00

  Bro, I can hear you.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  Is it like a lot louder?

• 1:05:12Speaker 00

  I'm hearing, I'm getting a lot of reverb too. I'm getting some other shit too. I think it's some Chris Brown is coming in.

• 1:05:17Speaker 01

  Could you hear Allen Iverson?

• 1:05:18Speaker 00

  I'm getting, uh, yeah, I can hear Allen Iverson saying, you're late for dinner. He's pissed at you.

• 1:05:25Speaker 01

  Could you hear, could you hear the aliens in track?

• 1:05:28Speaker 00

  I can hear Mike Piazza. He's complaining about something or he's, he's denying something.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  A thunderstorm?

• 1:05:34Speaker 00

  Hmm, I can hear a thunderstorm. I can hear that movie Frequency playing. Um, what else? Oh. I can hear about seventy fire trucks. Okay.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Hear the parrots?

• 1:05:45Speaker 00

  Shocker clack? Yeah, I can hear them. Yeah, they're all there, dude. There they are. They just showed up.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  You summoned them.

• 1:05:53Speaker 00

  Bro, you are not of this world, Jay Shock.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  I'm not of this world? Is that what you said?

• 1:06:01Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, you can't hear me. Sorry. I thought you were messing me.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  I can't hear you.

• 1:06:06Speaker 00

  You, you, bro, put it in and I'll tell you something.

• 1:06:11Speaker 00

  What the fuck is going on, dude?

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:06:15Speaker 00

  Dude, first of all, you need it. You had, you're picking up like seventy different houses around here, like-

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm picking up planets.

• 1:06:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro, dude. Oh, I-

• 1:06:25Speaker 01

  Solar system.

• 1:06:26Speaker 00

  I could hear somebody putting in their, uh, Paramount Plus password, like, there's shit in there. I couldn't even hear it, dude. I could hear-

• 1:06:33Speaker 01

  I'm in their Netflix login.

• 1:06:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, dude. I just heard you got two text messages from Lacey you didn't reply to. I heard like seventy things all at once, bro. It's too much, dude. Bro, that was a lot, bro.

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  You know the best thing though? I, when I take them out, I can't hear anything. So when I go to sleep, I just crash. I don't hear alarms. Matter of fact, coming here, I almost missed a flight, cause, so when I, when I slept-

• 1:07:01Speaker 00

  Dude, what do you mean almost a flight? Just hire fifty eagles, you gooner?

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  I know, right? To take me? I slept on a pillow, like on a couch, the whole week I was at, in Cali. And the pillow was here and the phone was here. I didn't hear the alarm. I, I slept through it. I slept through it, Mr. Vaughn, and I, I almost didn't come-

• 1:07:20Speaker 00

  Mr. Vaughn, am I somebody's stepdad?

• 1:07:22Speaker 01

  Theo, Theo, Theo.

• 1:07:23Speaker 00

  Thanks, it's okay. I accept Mr. Vaughn. It just hurts.

• 1:07:25Speaker 01

  I missed the Uber. I didn't hear him knocking on the door. I wake up and I'm like, you gotta call in the Uber. We're not gonna make it. I missed the alarm. I slept right through, cause I can't hear shit.

• 1:07:33Speaker 00

  But how good do you sleep, brother?

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  Excellent.

• 1:07:37Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  But not really though. I don't get sleep, cause I can't sleep. I'm up all night till like five AM, five thirty.

• 1:07:43Speaker 00

  What are you doing? What do you mean? Why?

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  Well, I stream till like one or two and then I'm just editing or coming up with new content ideas and just studying like work, other people's work and trying to make my own thing, you know?

• 1:07:57Speaker 00

  Dude, you're the best, man.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  So are you.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  Thanks, bro.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Mr. Theo.

• 1:08:01Speaker 00

  Hey, Mr. Shock.

• 1:08:03Speaker 01

  Mr. Shock.

• 1:08:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  What, what was, um-

• 1:08:06Speaker 00

  So-

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  The hearing aids, yeah.

• 1:08:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, that's fascinating. I never got to ha- I never got to hear them before. Did it make you feel any type of way? Like, was it hard to develop like, um, pa- like, did it affect how you felt about yourself, some of that stuff or no?

• 1:08:20Speaker 01

  Like how I felt?

• 1:08:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  From other people?

• 1:08:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, just like, did it affect like how you felt about yourself? Like the fact you had to have a hearing aid or like-

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  So, I used to wear the over the ear ones.

• 1:08:28Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:08:29Speaker 01

  And that was like pretty obvious. Like when I was, I had them when I had a girlfriend and we would, when we would make out, it would just be like, it'd be like, it would sound like this.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  And she would, we're getting like, we're getting out of business and you're-

• 1:08:46Speaker 00

  She's like, upload me some wiener.

• 1:08:48Speaker 01

  Uploading Nana.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  So I had to like take him out.

• 1:08:54Speaker 00

  Downloading.

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  So I couldn't even hear this girl moan when I, when I, you know, it was like, I was like, she was moaning. I was like, one, one, one more time. She hit the, you know, like, one more time. You know?

• 1:09:09Speaker 00

  Chuck a clock.

• 1:09:12Speaker 01

  So, yeah, no, I felt a little bit uncomfortable for a while wearing them, but I got used to it, you know?

• 1:09:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:09:18Speaker 01

  The more mature and everything. I'll tell you a crazy story.

• 1:09:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  I played rugby in college.

• 1:09:24Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:09:25Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:09:25Speaker 00

  Where did you go to school online?

• 1:09:29Speaker 00

  How the fuck did you play rugby in college, bro?

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  I swear to God. Look it up. Look it up. Malloy University.

• 1:09:37Speaker 00

  Boy.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  You're not gonna find it. It's on my Instagram. Wait.

• 1:09:40Speaker 00

  You're not gonna find it, dude.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  Instagram, way down, you'll see a picture of rugby. Um, I played the number fifteen spot.

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  Fuck yeah.

• 1:09:47Speaker 01

  And it was all the way on the end. And we had an alumni game, the first game we played. And I wore my over the ear hea- hearing aid like an idiot. Theo, I rocked this kid so hard that I poked, uh, I poked an ear in my eardrum.

• 1:10:01Speaker 00

  You poked a hole in your eardrum? You poked a hole in your eardrum?

• 1:10:03Speaker 01

  Um, yes, with the hearing aid. I, I, I, I, I decked him and the hearing aid pushed in and poked a hole. I was able, cause I, I vaped at the time.

• 1:10:13Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  I was able to blow smoke out of my ear.

• 1:10:16Speaker 00

  No way.

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  I have the clip. Yeah, I have the clip of me and it was come out of my ear.

• 1:10:21Speaker 00

  Oh dude, in Syracuse, New York, that's a mating call. Blowing vape smoke out of one of your ear holes?

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Where in Syracuse?

• 1:10:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  Oh my God.

• 1:10:29Speaker 00

  That's a fucking mating call over there, brother, dude.

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  I know, it's crazy. I played a lot of different sports. Wait, you found it? You see that?

• 1:10:37Speaker 00

  Bro, that's fucking nothing, bro. That's how you hail a taxi in Norfolk, Virginia, bro. Just blowing a little vape smoke.

• 1:10:43Speaker 01

  Like a Tom, Mr. Tank Engine.

• 1:10:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  Chuck a clock. I love that. But now we gotta get a pair, man.

• 1:10:52Speaker 00

  Bro, let me tell you this. As a gift, will you let me get you one?

• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  It's gotta be green.

• 1:10:58Speaker 00

  Bro, I think they only come like that. And you can only have a little more, okay?

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  I'm, I think I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs.

• 1:11:08Speaker 00

  I feel like we've done a good job so far. Do you guys feel like that? It's been really cool.

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:13Speaker 00

  It's been fun. Um, and it's been awesome and it's been informative, man. And I think the best thing, man, about our conversations so far is I think I get a real feel for who you are.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Thank you, sir.

• 1:11:22Speaker 00

  As a person. I don't know. It's just cool, man.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  We haven't gotten into like this, this, the how I got into like content more.

• 1:11:29Speaker 00

  We're gonna get that. That's exactly where we're gonna head. We're about to head in a streamer you. Um, we're gonna, it's about to start in the content. Um, so, but yeah, man, I just think you start to get a feeling of who somebody else. And I think it just makes me feel excited that there's people in the world who still feel or still just trying to be themselves, you know?

• 1:11:45Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:11:45Speaker 00

  Um, and I think we're all just trying to be ourselves.

• 1:11:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:11:49Speaker 00

  Uh, oh dude, I have to tell you about this. I can't, before we move on. Shout out to my friend, his name is Solomon Williams. He is a rugby player and he played on Cal Rugby. He won the national player of the year.

• 1:12:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:12:01Speaker 00

  I just wanna bring a picture of him up. This, this, their whole family's great.

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  Definitely not better than me.

• 1:12:10Speaker 00

  Solomon, you heard him, bro. He's challenging you. No, no, he's right there in the middle. He's the other one.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 1:12:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's that one.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  That guy?

• 1:12:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, so, and if you just seen that picture of those guys, you might not have picked him out of those guys.

• 1:12:24Speaker 01

  But he played rugby?

• 1:12:26Speaker 00

  Oh dude, he's the number one player in the country last, uh.

• 1:12:28Speaker 01

  He's got that, that jawline of a rugby player.

• 1:12:31Speaker 00

  Oh, one of the best guys.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 1:12:33Speaker 00

  That's, that guy's one of the best. Shout out to him. Shout out Cal Rugby. Fair play to the boys.

• 1:12:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:39Speaker 00

  But anyway, you told me that dude and he popped into my head, bro.

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  That's funny.

• 1:12:42Speaker 00

  Ah, and ju- and just before we move on, you really played rugby?

• 1:12:46Speaker 01

  Yes, I did.

• 1:12:46Speaker 00

  And did you guys practice and train and everything?

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  So I tried practicing. I couldn't even run a half a mile.

• 1:12:51Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:12:52Speaker 01

  Did we have to go like run to the fence and back? I'm, I would be tripping, falling. Like I, my stamina is terrible. You ever see me run?

• 1:13:01Speaker 00

  I, yes. I saw you at Streamer U.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  From here to the chair.

• 1:13:03Speaker 00

  All right.

• 1:13:04Speaker 01

  And look at this floor.

• 1:13:07Speaker 01

  You know, it's like.

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  Let me, let me see it again. Hold on. I don't know if it's duck. All right.

• 1:13:17Speaker 00

  Try one more time. Give you one more time for me? Just, I wanna make sure we got this. Huh? No, start back from over there. Cause I feel kinda what you're saying about the ducking, but I don't know if I, all right.

• 1:13:27Speaker 00

  I feel it's like a, like a dad that had like a. One more time, sorry. I think I can't remember good.

• 1:13:39Speaker 00

  It's okay.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  Oh, there's a camera there.

• 1:13:41Speaker 00

  That one, you look like somebody that's like left something somewhere. Every time you run, it looks like somebody that left something somewhere and they're going to get it.

• 1:13:47Speaker 01

  Is that camera good?

• 1:13:48Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:13:50Speaker 00

  It's like a peek at it. Yeah.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't run.

• 1:13:52Speaker 00

  Well, then how do you play rugby then?

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  I ran.

• 1:13:56Speaker 00

  What? You just, you figured it out?

• 1:13:58Speaker 01

  I just, I could hit people hard. Like I'm, you know, I gotta, I put a muscle on me, you know?

• 1:14:03Speaker 00

  Jack shot. Oh dude, bro, if I could.

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  The shock.

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  If I could jerk off with those arms, bro, I wouldn't leave the house, dude.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  Spraying shit up out of the.

• 1:14:12Speaker 00

  Crazy thing to say, dude. What are we even talking about? Sorry, dude. You're, you're of age, right?

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  I'm twenty-seven.

• 1:14:18Speaker 00

  Oh, great. We're good there in here. We're just a couple of battalion guys, you know what I'm saying? We're just a couple of out of work Italians. That's all we are.

• 1:14:27Speaker 01

  I don't know. I, I, I wasn't, I'm athletic, but like it's, it's, it's a lot of, uh, it takes a lot of energy for me to, like, we walked here in Nashville around. I was dying.

• 1:14:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:40Speaker 01

  You know?

• 1:14:41Speaker 00

  It can be a lot.

• 1:14:41Speaker 01

  I'm like this.

• 1:14:43Speaker 00

  What did you, um, but what, what was y'all's team name? The, the team name you played with?

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  The Malloy Rugby Lions? Malloy Lions?

• 1:14:50Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, the Lions. That's a good name. Brisbane Lions, I was a fan of theirs, but they're, uh, Australian football. But, um, all right, so if you could go back in time, is there a sport that now when looking back strategically, based on you and your abilities, you think you would have been great at if you'd applied yourself? Is there one?

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  I think basketball, I probably had the best shot. Cause I, I was really good at shooting threes. Um, a couple of clips of me playing basketball at Streamer U, but I love basketball. Football is too small for, baseball was, baseball's another one though, like Little League, like that shit, man.

• 1:15:28Speaker 00

  Dude, your strike zone is the size of a Zen can.

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  These?

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  No, your strike zone probably the size of a damn Zen can, dude. Yeah.

• 1:15:34Speaker 01

  Hit, hit dingers right there, man.

• 1:15:36Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh dude, they, you would've walked every?

• 1:15:38Speaker 01

  I walked a lot.

• 1:15:39Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:40Speaker 01

  But I also hit a couple, a couple of dingers. I remember I got my first double and my dad missed it cause he was driving the fire engine in Queens. My mom saw it. And that was like a good moment. I used to pitch a little bit too.

• 1:15:51Speaker 00

  Did you?

• 1:15:52Speaker 01

  Gun. I have a freaking.

• 1:15:54Speaker 00

  I could see it.

• 1:15:55Speaker 01

  I could throw a football far, baseball far. Probably basketball though, cause I liked it.

• 1:16:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  I was on my high school team.

• 1:16:03Speaker 00

  You were?

• 1:16:03Speaker 01

  There's pictures everywhere. You can find them.

• 1:16:05Speaker 00

  I didn't, you gotta, we gotta, we gotta bring those up. We do our research, but we don't try to make it too much like a, you know, heavily.

• 1:16:11Speaker 01

  I scored, I think thirteen points the whole season.

• 1:16:14Speaker 00

  Uh-uh.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Or nineteen.

• 1:16:15Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  And my dad, my, my uncle's like, you know, that's how much people get in a game?

• 1:16:20Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 1:16:20Speaker 01

  It's like, top five scorer.

• 1:16:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, not bad.

• 1:16:25Speaker 01

  The team sucked.

• 1:16:26Speaker 00

  Dude, yeah, the freaking team sucked. What was the team called?

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  The Gales.

• 1:16:30Speaker 00

  Oh, come on. The Gales, dude? I don't even know what that is. It's a breeze, I think. There you go, right there. That, you playing rugby?

• 1:16:38Speaker 01

  That's rugby, man.

• 1:16:39Speaker 00

  Let's go!

• 1:16:41Speaker 01

  No cap.

• 1:16:42Speaker 00

  Jay Shock, dude.

• 1:16:43Speaker 01

  That's before I had my jaw surgery, so look how different I look.

• 1:16:47Speaker 00

  Dude, yeah, you did look different. What was it about? What, what was the jaw surgery? When did that come in?

• 1:16:51Speaker 01

  That came in, um, that kid behind me, the lightweight.

• 1:16:57Speaker 00

  Obviously, that kid, look at him, he's fucking.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  We had to, we had to do like, um, what's it, what's it called? The, in a, in a frat where you like horse around, um, something with a name?

• 1:17:06Speaker 00

  Hazing or whatever?

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, hazing. So we had to do that, like a warm up, like get into the brotherhood.

• 1:17:12Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:13Speaker 01

  And we did like drinking challenges.

• 1:17:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:15Speaker 01

  They would just hand it to the kid behind me cause they didn't like him.

• 1:17:18Speaker 00

  Uh-uh.

• 1:17:19Speaker 01

  Felt so bad. This kid couldn't drink either.

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  He couldn't?

• 1:17:21Speaker 01

  After, after half a beer, he would get drunk and he would like pass out.

• 1:17:25Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:17:26Speaker 01

  We got him messed up.

• 1:17:28Speaker 00

  He looks like he'll drink half your nuts, to be honest with you.

• 1:17:33Speaker 00

  But I don't know him, bro. And also blessings, dude. We can't be roasting this fucking kid. We don't even know him.

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  I'm sorry. Don't, don't say his name. You don't know his name. I'm so sorry.

• 1:17:44Speaker 00

  You brought him up, dude. And first of all, bro, why didn't your parents put you in the sun a little bit? They got you fucking out here looking like a marshmallow that fucking plays soccer, dude. They got you out here looking like a-

• 1:17:57Speaker 01

  I look green.

• 1:17:58Speaker 00

  Bro, you look like a white chamakolit, dude. You look like-

• 1:18:02Speaker 01

  A fucking pelican.

• 1:18:04Speaker 00

  Bro, yeah, you look like a fucking- You look like a egg that fucking got, that's doing his own thing for the day or whatever, bro.

• 1:18:11Speaker 01

  I look like a, like a gas bubble.

• 1:18:17Speaker 00

  What are we talking about, dude?

• 1:18:19Speaker 01

  Like one of those cartoon gas bubbles?

• 1:18:21Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, definitely, dude.

• 1:18:23Speaker 01

  Damn, like a little fart.

• 1:18:24Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, you look like a fucking, yeah. You look like a fart from Europe, dude. You look like something, somebody would throw and a dog would bring back, bro. But a strong dog. You know what I'm saying? Not a little fucking-

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  Yo, she ain't flaming me.

• 1:18:41Speaker 00

  Sorry, bro. I'm joking. I'm joking, bro.

• 1:18:45Speaker 01

  That is so funny.

• 1:18:46Speaker 00

  I'm joking, bro. And look at the guy behind you trying to be black. He just put a bunch of dirt on his legs. That's bullshit. I hate it when dudes do that. I hate that, dude. That guy's like, and he even wore like the black sleeves, like, look, I'm black. That guy's not even black, dude. Bro, how could three dudes be three different colors and all live in the same country too on this picture?

• 1:19:08Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

• 1:19:10Speaker 00

  This is crazy. And this is FIFA, dude. This is the problem we're having since they expanded the tournament and let more teams in.

• 1:19:16Speaker 01

  Look at my jawline, how bad it is.

• 1:19:18Speaker 00

  I thought the jawline's solid, bro.

• 1:19:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's before my surgery.

• 1:19:21Speaker 00

  What'd they do?

• 1:19:23Speaker 01

  They, they broke my top and bottom jaw and realigned it.

• 1:19:25Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:19:26Speaker 01

  Type in J-Shock jaw surgery. It'll come up.

• 1:19:29Speaker 00

  Who were they? Did you get their license plate?

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  No, the doctor did it.

• 1:19:33Speaker 00

  Were you having trouble feeding or whatever?

• 1:19:36Speaker 01

  Feeding?

• 1:19:37Speaker 00

  Or eating or whatever?

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  Feeding.

• 1:19:39Speaker 00

  I don't know what you're doing. Bro, at this point, every-

• 1:19:42Speaker 01

  No, this is, this is the newer one. You gotta go to the old one. Um-

• 1:19:46Speaker 00

  What is going on, J-Shock?

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  I had to have corrective jaw surgery because of my calcium deficiency. And, um, they, they had to start by, because they have all baby teeth. These are all, you want me to show you?

• 1:19:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, let me see a couple of them. Oh, wow. Baby shark.

• 1:20:04Speaker 01

  It's like a dinosaur.

• 1:20:05Speaker 00

  Those are worth money, though, the baby ones, right? You that nibbler.

• 1:20:09Speaker 01

  So, it's on YouTube. Um, this J-Shock 99 jaw surgery on YouTube. But anyway, I had to get new teeth, so that in order to get new teeth, they had to start by realigning my jaw. So I was out of work and school for like three or four months, because I, they blew up my jaw. Like they had to break my top and bottom. I look like a freaking Kardashian model. Like, you're gonna see the picture. It's crazy. It was the most pain I've ever been through. I couldn't even do this. My mom had to feed me soup and water through a syringe.

• 1:20:42Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:20:43Speaker 01

  And they put me on like-

• 1:20:44Speaker 00

  Shock and Clam!

• 1:20:46Speaker 01

  They put me on the shock o'clock.

• 1:20:47Speaker 00

  They did? Really?

• 1:20:48Speaker 01

  I had a bottle of shock o'clock.

• 1:20:50Speaker 00

  Nuh-uh.

• 1:20:51Speaker 01

  It was bad.

• 1:20:52Speaker 00

  Did you get one of those feeding bottles or whatever?

• 1:20:54Speaker 01

  No, I, I don't look like I could talk about what I was on, like prescribed.

• 1:20:57Speaker 00

  Oh, you were on, you were on medication?

• 1:20:59Speaker 01

  Strong medication.

• 1:21:00Speaker 00

  Was it scary?

• 1:21:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:21:02Speaker 00

  It was awesome?

• 1:21:03Speaker 01

  For a little bit.

• 1:21:04Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  But it's dangerous, that stuff. You know, you can't be doing that shit. But Elden Ring came out around the time I was on the shock o'clock potion.

• 1:21:13Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:21:15Speaker 01

  That's fun.

• 1:21:16Speaker 00

  Elevator ring? Oh, the ring camera?

• 1:21:17Speaker 01

  El- no, Elden Ring.

• 1:21:19Speaker 00

  Elden Ring, the game?

• 1:21:21Speaker 01

  And it just like, it was crazy, man. Like, it took away the pain, but it was like, it was crazy.

• 1:21:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. I wonder what games go best with pills or whatever?

• 1:21:29Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 1:21:30Speaker 00

  I wonder what games go best with pills?

• 1:21:34Speaker 01

  I don't even know. Anything that is a video game, probably. You gotta pull up that picture, though. I have it. You want me to show you?

• 1:21:41Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, my God, bro. That looks like you in Sketch. This is really you, dude?

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  That's me. There it is, there it is. Look at it. Look how swollen I am.

• 1:21:57Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. You look like you're saving something for winter. That's crazy, Jay.

• 1:22:03Speaker 01

  There's like a screenshot or a B-roll or overlay of like the pictures.

• 1:22:07Speaker 00

  Oh, look at you been drinking breast milk for 40 years, dude. That's what you look like.

• 1:22:11Speaker 01

  Sucking and mucking. Look at this!

• 1:22:13Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck. Look like you-

• 1:22:15Speaker 01

  Damn!

• 1:22:16Speaker 00

  Look like you're sucking on a tit off of the LIE, dude.

• 1:22:19Speaker 01

  In the Tesla like this.

• 1:22:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro. You look like you fucking got a, you got a tough hit on some Jersey tit right over there. Some fucking turnpike nipple. That's what got a hold of you, brother.

• 1:22:31Speaker 01

  The LIE nipples.

• 1:22:33Speaker 00

  Oh, look like you were trying to give up. Damn, look like you were trying to slurp on something in bumper to bumper traffic right there, brother. That's a tough look, dude.

• 1:22:42Speaker 01

  Isn't that crazy?

• 1:22:43Speaker 00

  It is, dude. God, you've been through so much, man.

• 1:22:46Speaker 01

  I've been through so much, Theo.

• 1:22:47Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:22:49Speaker 01

  Like, real talk.

• 1:22:50Speaker 00

  I know. And just your resiliency, man, and your attitude, your ability to have a positive attitude. It's so funny, man. I think seeing you today is like, and I hate to even make this about myself, but like, it's just what I needed. I needed to be reminded of like, that like, everybody is dealing with stuff. We're all going through things, that we got this, right? And the way to do it is just, is to keep positive, you know?

• 1:23:14Speaker 01

  I've been through some more psychological shit. Um, I don't know how deep you want me to get into it, but could we talk about that stuff?

• 1:23:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. What was one of the tougher times that you dealt with, do you feel like? Like when it comes to like some of your mental, like mental health and emotional health, that sort of thing?

• 1:23:28Speaker 01

  We could talk about, like weed?

• 1:23:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:31Speaker 01

  We can?

• 1:23:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:32Speaker 01

  So I used to smoke a lot of weed when I was younger, like high school, college, or college mainly. And I was addicted to the, the pen, called the Benjamin. I had a rick and moody pen.

• 1:23:43Speaker 00

  Benjamin Button, they called you, I bet.

• 1:23:45Speaker 01

  Something like that, yeah. And, um, I was in Cape Cod, my homeland, right, where I was born. And I was drinking, I was smoking, not getting sleep. I was sleep deprived. I think a mixture of everything. And then I, I did it so much that I went into psychosis.

• 1:24:03Speaker 00

  From hitting that pen?

• 1:24:04Speaker 01

  For, um, over a month. And I was, it was bad. I was checked into a multiple hospital. I was in a psych ward for, um, over a month. And while I was, how like, why this happened?

• 1:24:17Speaker 00

  Did you get 5150 or whatever? Did you get 5150, that's called, or something?

• 1:24:21Speaker 01

  51.

• 1:24:21Speaker 00

  You're in a psych ward, go on.

• 1:24:23Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry. Um, and before I got there, I was, I was looking, I was working at Home Depot. That was my first, like, real job. And I felt like people were following me. Like, I was ringing up the same four customers all day. I was hearing voices in my head. And then I get in my car and I'm like, Dad, like, people are following me. Like, I would say like, I would say red car, like, I want a red car. And like, a red car would drive by. It was only like weird little coincidences that were happening. But that's what happens when you're in psychosis, like these coincidences happen. Shit seems so real. So I ended up getting home. I thought my dad was recording me. We had like a fucking fistfight. Like, it was bad, dude. Like, they-

• 1:25:03Speaker 00

  Oh, you accused him of recording you?

• 1:25:05Speaker 01

  No, I thought cameras were recording me. There weren't. I thought my whole life was being broadcasted.

• 1:25:09Speaker 00

  Where did you think that your dad was hiding the cameras?

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  On his phone. Because every time he was on the phone, like, the camera looked like it was recording me.

• 1:25:16Speaker 00

  Oh, you thought it was recording you?

• 1:25:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I ran to my neighbor's house.

• 1:25:20Speaker 00

  What'd you tell the neighbors? Did you knock on the door? Did you just go?

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  I said, my parents are trying to do some shit, like, and they're like, no, you're good, you're good. Trust me. Like, oh, oh, no. I was, I was playing GTA. And in the game, there was like things happening in the game, like I was getting pulled over in the game. And like, I thought like all this stuff was happening because of like, when, like I did something wrong. It was so weird, Theo. Like, I can't even explain it. Um-

• 1:25:44Speaker 00

  Was it scary too? Was it scary also?

• 1:25:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was really scary. They were telling me, either you take the medicine, or we check you into a psych ward. And the psych ward I was in was all of younger people. When I was there-

• 1:25:56Speaker 00

  Did you have a sport, you have like a volleyball team? You have a sports league or anything in there? No?

• 1:26:00Speaker 01

  Like a psych ward sports unit?

• 1:26:02Speaker 00

  Or, yeah, like a, um-

• 1:26:04Speaker 01

  No, they had a basketball court. And I'll tell you, I was shooting full court shots, like, it was like nothing. Because the drugs they had you on in that hospital-

• 1:26:14Speaker 00

  Bro.

• 1:26:15Speaker 01

  Were like Limit, never see Limitless movie? It was like a pill that it unlocked all of my brain. And I was, I was doing shit. I learned how to freestyle. I learned how to rap.

• 1:26:24Speaker 00

  Hey, hey.

• 1:26:25Speaker 01

  I learned how to do all this different stuff because of the medication. It was terrible.

• 1:26:29Speaker 00

  Serotonin's down, but these buckets are up. You feel me? That's all I'm saying, bro. That's crazy in there.

• 1:26:35Speaker 01

  While I'm there, like, it was all these different coincidences happening. There was a lot of weird people in there, like, that had their own problems.

• 1:26:41Speaker 00

  In the psych ward, who was one of the wildest cats in there?

• 1:26:45Speaker 01

  I don't remember any names really.

• 1:26:47Speaker 00

  Well, yeah, we don't need a name.

• 1:26:48Speaker 01

  There was this one dude.

• 1:26:49Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 1:26:49Speaker 01

  Um, there was some crazy people in there, man. I had this big African American guy in my room.

• 1:26:56Speaker 00

  Black guy.

• 1:26:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, big, big black guy in my room. And, uh, in the middle of the night, he woke me up, like hovering over me.

• 1:27:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  You got any snacks?

• 1:27:08Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:27:08Speaker 01

  I got some gummies in my, chips in my bag.

• 1:27:11Speaker 00

  He probably smelled it.

• 1:27:11Speaker 01

  I need them now.

• 1:27:14Speaker 00

  He said he needed them.

• 1:27:15Speaker 01

  I'm like, holy shit.

• 1:27:15Speaker 00

  Probably smelled them.

• 1:27:17Speaker 01

  I'm like.

• 1:27:18Speaker 00

  If you're that big, dude, you can smell food better than we can.

• 1:27:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, there was so much shit that's happened in my life and like, so the craziest part of all this is that, um, two things, one, when I was at Home Depot, I worked with this kid.

• 1:27:33Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:27:33Speaker 01

  And he was training to become a doctor. And when I was in one of the hospitals that I was a minute to, I saw him walking around the hospital. I'm like, dad, that's one of the guys that's following me. He works with me, he's spying on me. And he's like, he's not, he's just a regular doctor. A couple of years later, I called him like, yo, did you ever work at this hospital at this time? He's like, that was me.

• 1:27:52Speaker 00

  You're lying.

• 1:27:53Speaker 01

  He's like, that was me. He's like, now you can rest easy.

• 1:27:55Speaker 00

  Was it really him?

• 1:27:56Speaker 01

  It was really him.

• 1:27:57Speaker 00

  So he worked at Home Depot and at the hospital?

• 1:28:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, training. And then the second craziest thing. What?

• 1:28:03Speaker 00

  Like what training would a doctor need at Home Depot, really?

• 1:28:06Speaker 01

  He just had a side job, like while he was going to school, he worked there.

• 1:28:09Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 1:28:10Speaker 01

  So now.

• 1:28:11Speaker 00

  Dude, you ever have that, what, okay, go on.

• 1:28:13Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 1:28:13Speaker 00

  I had a question, I have a question about Home Depot, but.

• 1:28:15Speaker 01

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you in a second, but the craziest thing about all this.

• 1:28:18Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 1:28:19Speaker 01

  Is the second thing, you know Logic, the rapper?

• 1:28:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:21Speaker 01

  He wrote a book, uh, his name is Bobby Hall, but he wrote a book called Supermarket. And in the book, it's about him living like a double life. Um, and he's going through psychosis and he's trying to like hide a killing that he did. It's a really great book, Supermarket. That book came out at the same time I was going through psychosis. So I thought I was the main character of the book that was being filmed live action in the hospital and around the world. I thought they were like doing a 24 hour livestream of me being a real character of that book.

• 1:28:56Speaker 00

  J-Shock.

• 1:28:57Speaker 01

  I swear to God.

• 1:28:59Speaker 00

  Would you ever leave like messages for yourself to find later, like, hey, I'm gonna write myself this note?

• 1:29:04Speaker 01

  Yes, I had a whole notebook of it. I wrote songs in it, I wrote little things of.

• 1:29:08Speaker 00

  Cause were you trying to?

• 1:29:09Speaker 01

  Of the girls I liked. I remember I got a, I got a boner. It was like.

• 1:29:14Speaker 00

  Tell us about that boner.

• 1:29:15Speaker 01

  That boner, there was this nurse and like at the time, like my body wasn't working right, like my brain, nothing was like working. But the stuff they were putting me on was making me feel different things. And I remember one day I was like, oh, I forgot what, I forgot what a boner felt like. And this girl came up to me, we were talking, I was rizzling the fuck out. I thought I was gonna bang this nurse.

• 1:29:35Speaker 00

  Oh, it's hospital riz, dude.

• 1:29:37Speaker 01

  That thing was jumping.

• 1:29:38Speaker 00

  Oh, I said baby shark.

• 1:29:40Speaker 01

  Talking to everyone, I just can't even explain to you, you would have to be in my head to really know what it felt like, but.

• 1:29:48Speaker 00

  It's me, the.

• 1:29:51Speaker 00

  We don't need the jingle twice. Stop it. This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights and rental cars.

• 1:30:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to 60% off hotels in the Priceline app.

• 1:30:09Speaker 00

  Fine, no one deals more deals than. Please stop. Touche. Priceline. How did the psychosis come to an end?

• 1:30:19Speaker 01

  It just, they, my parents saved me. They really did, like, they got me out of there and they're like, you can't give them any more medication. Cause they tried to keep you in there, Theo.

• 1:30:29Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:30:30Speaker 01

  They tried to keep, that's how they make money.

• 1:30:31Speaker 00

  It's like the zoo, they want the animals.

• 1:30:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:30:33Speaker 00

  Go, imagine you go to a zoo and there's no animals or they're like, hey, this animal got better, we let him go. They're like, what?

• 1:30:42Speaker 00

  This animal's back happy with his family? You never see any of that. They're always like, this animal, yeah, he's having, if he's got bad lungs or whatever, we're keeping him or something. That's always the prognosis when you're at the zoo, dude, it's fucking bullshit. Or this animal, yeah, he's still, you know what I'm saying? We're put, we're doing physical therapy with him for like 11 years or whatever.

• 1:30:59Speaker 01

  He's good now.

• 1:31:02Speaker 00

  It's always some bullshit, dude.

• 1:31:03Speaker 01

  Hippopotamus can open his mouth now, he's good. The eagle could fly. But yeah, I got out and I just, I never smoked weed again.

• 1:31:12Speaker 00

  Do you think that something about that, do you, do you think that something about that psychosis, the idea of like seeing yourself outside of yourself? Did that lead you into streaming?

• 1:31:24Speaker 00

  Like, you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:31:25Speaker 01

  It led me into being creative. I'll say that I was always creative, but like it kind of like, it was like an epiphany almost like.

• 1:31:31Speaker 00

  How?

• 1:31:32Speaker 01

  Well, I, I was doing music at the time, I produced music. So again, like, this is another example of why I was, of how psychosis worked. I thought I was a producer for Jay-Z in the hospital. I was playing piano and I thought they were recording when I was playing on the piano and sending it to Jay-Z. And like, I was hearing it on the speakers, cause everything, when you're in psychosis, you feel like everything is happening for you. So that one of the guys, the music therapy guy would come in and he would play music for us.

• 1:32:02Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:32:02Speaker 01

  And he would play the radio and I would hear, I would hear like in the song, in the lyrics, J-Shock made the beat. J-Shock is on, like I would hear my name in the song, but it really wasn't there.

• 1:32:13Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  It was just my mind tricking me.

• 1:32:15Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 1:32:16Speaker 01

  Fucking crazy, dude, crazy, but, um.

• 1:32:20Speaker 00

  So you made it through all of that?

• 1:32:21Speaker 01

  I made it through all that and like, I'm like where you said, like how it led to that, I, I produced music at the time. And I thought I was making hits, I was like calling my friends on the phone. I would remember every phone number that my friends have, cause we didn't have our cell phones. So I would remember all the names and I thought for the show or whatever live broadcast was on, I thought I would have to remember the phone number.

• 1:32:42Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:32:43Speaker 01

  For the thing, I thought I called Riley Reid. I thought I called like supermodels.

• 1:32:48Speaker 00

  Riley Reid, the porn star?

• 1:32:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought I called, I.

• 1:32:51Speaker 00

  The model, sorry?

• 1:32:52Speaker 01

  I got a phone call and I'm like, who is this? And she's like, it's Riley. I'm like, what's up Riley, I'll be there later.

• 1:32:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32:58Speaker 01

  And it was just a fucking random person.

• 1:33:00Speaker 00

  Who was it?

• 1:33:01Speaker 01

  There might have been no one on the phone. That's how crazy it was, Theo.

• 1:33:06Speaker 00

  So, but, so, uh, uh, Jesus Christ.

• 1:33:08Speaker 01

  I know I'm getting deep, I know I'm getting all over the place, but all of it makes sense to me, cause it happened.

• 1:33:13Speaker 00

  Well, I know it happened, dude, but you're like fucking out there, you're hitchhiking through your own.

• 1:33:17Speaker 01

  I was shooting three, like Allen Iverson, I was calling.

• 1:33:21Speaker 00

  You know what's crazy is the more you talk, the more it sounds like you might be Allen Iverson's son, dude.

• 1:33:27Speaker 01

  Could be, I couldn't be.

• 1:33:30Speaker 00

  So I just gotta know though, so you get out of the hospital, things start to get different. Um, oh wait, oh, one thing, I, before we, what is something about Home Depot that people do not know, dude? Cause I'll tell you this, we used to go in that section, my friends and I would get high and we'd go in that section, you know where the doors are?

• 1:33:44Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:33:44Speaker 00

  And we go.

• 1:33:45Speaker 01

  Doors, yeah.

• 1:33:46Speaker 00

  Dude, we go.

• 1:33:47Speaker 01

  Millwork.

• 1:33:47Speaker 00

  We, what's it called?

• 1:33:48Speaker 01

  Millwork.

• 1:33:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, we go into the millwork section, dude. And we'll wait till somebody was standing on one of the doors and then we would knock on it, dude.

• 1:33:55Speaker 01

  That's funny as shit, what is something to know about Home Depot?

• 1:33:57Speaker 00

  We would just fucking stand there, dude.

• 1:34:00Speaker 01

  This is shitty company, that's all you gotta know.

• 1:34:03Speaker 00

  You think it is?

• 1:34:04Speaker 01

  For them to fire someone that got assaulted for defending themselves, you're a shitty company.

• 1:34:09Speaker 00

  That seems like typical, I mean, that's typical Home Depot, I feel like. In Atlanta, that feels like everyday Home Depot.

• 1:34:15Speaker 01

  That's, that's the headquarters.

• 1:34:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:34:17Speaker 01

  And, um, we tried defending my case and all that and.

• 1:34:22Speaker 00

  Did they settle out of court?

• 1:34:23Speaker 01

  No, we didn't do any court stuff. Um, what happened was I worked there for four years, I worked my way up to like a manager position, opening clothing store. I was the, I was the king there and I hate.

• 1:34:33Speaker 00

  And did you have to wear all that stuff, the belt and all?

• 1:34:35Speaker 01

  The apron, a little tape measure.

• 1:34:37Speaker 00

  Was it heavy or not, the stuff you had to carry around?

• 1:34:39Speaker 01

  No, it wasn't heavy. Had a walkie talkie, you know?

• 1:34:42Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:34:43Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 1:34:43Speaker 00

  I like walkie talkie.

• 1:34:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it was, it was, it was crazy.

• 1:34:51Speaker 00

  I wanna build a parrot cage, huh?

• 1:34:53Speaker 01

  Put a little parrot in the apron. Pops out.

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, it was, it was crazy, cause like, when I got fired, nobody like defended me, they all just dropped me. All the managers, all my friends, like, they kind of left me for dead, you know?

• 1:35:08Speaker 00

  But you didn't leave yourself for dead, man?

• 1:35:10Speaker 01

  No, sir.

• 1:35:10Speaker 00

  You know? Tell me about how you ended up, I, I, I know you also ended up working, uh, with the US Postal System.

• 1:35:15Speaker 01

  I did, they fired me too.

• 1:35:17Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:35:18Speaker 01

  Well, the first place I got fired from is because this guy attacked me and I defended myself.

• 1:35:22Speaker 00

  At Home Depot?

• 1:35:23Speaker 01

  It was, that was it.

• 1:35:24Speaker 00

  I know, I, I just, I know that I've heard that story, but that's what happened there, you gotta attack, you defended yourself. So I know that that's where he's out there.

• 1:35:29Speaker 01

  It wasn't even like a, it wasn't like a this, it was just like, he comes in, I'm clocking out and he, he knocked the wind out of me. At the time I had pneumonia, so my ribs were bruised and I just got out of the hospital and he, man, he hit me so hard. So I, I slapped him back like that. And he's like, I could do whatever I want, I'm older than you. I'm like, no, you can't.

• 1:35:48Speaker 00

  Giving that fucking, giving that wrist ravioli, brother.

• 1:35:53Speaker 01

  Popper deadly smash. And whatever.

• 1:35:56Speaker 00

  Fucking ham on that?

• 1:35:57Speaker 01

  Post office, how to get on the job, my dad was like, you gotta get a job, gotta get a job. I didn't wanna work for the post office.

• 1:36:02Speaker 00

  Why? What do you have against, what do you have against him?

• 1:36:03Speaker 01

  I didn't, it just didn't, it's not what I wanted to do, I wanted to make music at the time. I wanted, that's all I wanted to do was make music.

• 1:36:08Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:36:08Speaker 01

  Music producer. Yeah, that's my passion, my dream.

• 1:36:11Speaker 00

  Okay, but you, so you, how, how do you even audition to be, work at the post office?

• 1:36:16Speaker 01

  Oh, you had to take a test online? What do you think, you gotta like throw out mail?

• 1:36:20Speaker 00

  I don't know, I guess, I guess I would have at least.

• 1:36:22Speaker 01

  Go around on a bicycle?

• 1:36:24Speaker 00

  At least run from a dog.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  You gotta pass the road test, which was hard, cause I couldn't even reach the pedals, so.

• 1:36:30Speaker 00

  In the mail truck?

• 1:36:31Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's, I had like two pillows. Theo, I used to have dreams where I, where I wouldn't be able to reach a car pedal. And when I finally worked for the post office, I was like, these are what the dreams are about.

• 1:36:44Speaker 00

  Foreshadowing.

• 1:36:44Speaker 01

  Cause I couldn't reach the pedals. Passed the test, I was, I was on probation for 30 days. I had a, um, an Asian man named Chen train me. And he's like, you're terrible, you're horrible, you're gonna be terrible, man, man. He, he, he hated me, but he loved me. And they say, he was a Navy SEAL and he trained me to like, you know, fuck up the mail out. I had to have my magazines here, my letters here, you had to balance this shit. You had to have a, a bag over your head with newspaper, it's called your, uh, your, I don't know, your day ones or something, whatever they're called, your, I don't remember what they're called. And you have to fill parcels, like packages, if you have a stop. Then you have to put all your magazines, they're called your flats, and then you got your letters. So the whole, and they're in rubber bands.

• 1:37:28Speaker 01

  So if you, if you miss a rubber band, cause everything is in order, that shit drops. I would drop the mail like crazy. I remember one time I went to the back of the mail truck to, to organize it, I'm like, I gotta pee. And I, I had a cup I brought me, I fucking pissed all over the mail.

• 1:37:45Speaker 00

  You did? Dude, what the heck? What were you, what you, what you fucking just peeing on the mail?

• 1:37:54Speaker 01

  Felt so bad, but I was like, I couldn't control it.

• 1:37:57Speaker 00

  What the? Go to a park.

• 1:38:00Speaker 01

  We had a mail truck. There was no fuck. I was on the job.

• 1:38:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's a park everywhere.

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  There was pee on the man everywhere, on the packages, on the mail. Someone got a letter with yellow shit that day, man.

• 1:38:14Speaker 00

  J-Shock, you're not supposed to be peeing on people's mail. It's a federal offense.

• 1:38:19Speaker 01

  I did it by accident.

• 1:38:21Speaker 00

  What do you mean you did it by accident?

• 1:38:23Speaker 01

  It's built.

• 1:38:25Speaker 00

  But if you got your weiner out, bro, that's, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:38:28Speaker 01

  I'm not working with much, so I couldn't control it.

• 1:38:30Speaker 00

  But still, dude.

• 1:38:32Speaker 01

  So they fired me because they said, not because of that, not because of that.

• 1:38:36Speaker 00

  What'd they fire you for?

• 1:38:38Speaker 01

  They didn't open up the mail truck and just see piss everywhere. But because they said your hearing and vision are going to prohibit how you do this job and we can't have someone like you.

• 1:38:47Speaker 00

  Fuck them, dude. Nobody even cares if they get the mail anyway. Dude, we had a guy that were in Tucson. We had a guy who would, sometimes he would deliver the mail. At like 11:30 at night, he'd just run out and throw it in the fucking yard and scream at his fucking kid in front of our house. And then drive off. He would floor it. We had a guy who souped up his mail cart. He probably put like a, he probably put an F-350 engine in there or something in that bitch. We'd hum, bro.

• 1:39:11Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 1:39:12Speaker 00

  But so you got laid off from the mail. How long were you, uh, how long were you, um, in the United Postal Service?

• 1:39:17Speaker 01

  Three, three months.

• 1:39:18Speaker 00

  Oh, damn.

• 1:39:18Speaker 01

  I got close. I started in winter too, Theo. So I was in the, I was slipping on ice. Looking like Michael Jackson, just dance moving on ice.

• 1:39:26Speaker 00

  Looking like Kevin, just going across that pond in Home Alone. He's like.

• 1:39:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, literally. And, uh, it was hard, really hard. A lot of.

• 1:39:33Speaker 00

  What was the hardest thing about the mail that people don't know? What's something people don't understand?

• 1:39:39Speaker 01

  Just your relays and your routes. Like you'll have blocks sometimes, especially if you're going to walking route. You have to do a push cart. You don't get a truck. That's the first route I ever did. So I got, I was in Port Washington and they were like, you're not good here. And I'm like, give me one more chance. Then they sent me to another town and that town, the first route I did was a walking route and I had to walk 200 blocks.

• 1:40:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a walking route. I had to push this thing with all mail and packages. It was heavy.

• 1:40:10Speaker 00

  Was it heavy?

• 1:40:10Speaker 01

  Up and down this road. The, the route is supposed to take two hours. It took me nine.

• 1:40:18Speaker 00

  But how would you even push it? Were you able to, did you ever think about just tying it around your waist and pulling it behind you? Ever try that?

• 1:40:24Speaker 01

  No, you push it. You don't, you don't.

• 1:40:27Speaker 00

  Did you ever do that? Just muck it along?

• 1:40:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, mucking, trucking.

• 1:40:31Speaker 00

  Damn, dude.

• 1:40:33Speaker 01

  Can't eat, barely.

• 1:40:34Speaker 00

  Would you ever just throw some of the mail out like it was just too ridiculous?

• 1:40:36Speaker 01

  No, no. Couldn't do that. That's a federal offense.

• 1:40:40Speaker 00

  I'll piss on it. I'm not throwing it out, dude. I'll decorate it.

• 1:40:45Speaker 01

  I'll piss on it, but I won't throw it out.

• 1:40:47Speaker 00

  Um, all right, we got, we gotta get to.

• 1:40:49Speaker 01

  While I was doing all this, I was still doing social media, like music. I was, I think I was doing food reviews, like here and there in my car. And then I finally got that. And then my dad was like, you gotta get another job. So I found this oil company. Um, Petro Oil Company. I'm not going to name the specific job I was at.

• 1:41:09Speaker 00

  Okay. And they do oil?

• 1:41:11Speaker 01

  They, they sell oil. So I was the credit representative and I was making sure people get oil so they don't freeze in that. So if you didn't have money.

• 1:41:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:41:18Speaker 01

  You, you were going to fucking freeze that night. And it was bad. It was sad. Like a little old lady, like, I need oil. It's shock o'clock.

• 1:41:25Speaker 00

  Give me some oil.

• 1:41:26Speaker 01

  I need oil.

• 1:41:27Speaker 00

  It's shock o'clock.

• 1:41:29Speaker 01

  Freezing with like, I could, I could picture her in her, her room freezing and I'm sitting there.

• 1:41:33Speaker 00

  Even my bra is cold.

• 1:41:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41:36Speaker 00

  My tits are so cold. It's shock o'clock.

• 1:41:40Speaker 01

  It was bad, man. But I was like a top salesman there.

• 1:41:43Speaker 00

  Come over, bring over that little parrot weiner.

• 1:41:47Speaker 01

  Shock o'clock. Oh, my God.

• 1:41:50Speaker 00

  Sorry, this story's getting a little crazy, dude.

• 1:41:52Speaker 01

  It was a call center.

• 1:41:53Speaker 00

  Which town was it called? Port what?

• 1:41:54Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:41:55Speaker 00

  What town were you in?

• 1:41:56Speaker 01

  What town?

• 1:41:57Speaker 00

  Port Washington. Where was it at?

• 1:41:58Speaker 01

  No, the, the oil company?

• 1:41:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:42:00Speaker 01

  I don't remember where it was. Uh, Woodbury.

• 1:42:03Speaker 00

  But what, where's it all in? In New Jersey?

• 1:42:05Speaker 01

  New York.

• 1:42:05Speaker 00

  New York.

• 1:42:07Speaker 01

  So now I got some like crazy customers on the phone yelling at you all day. And at the time.

• 1:42:12Speaker 00

  Selling oil. You up there selling oil by phone?

• 1:42:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:42:15Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 1:42:16Speaker 01

  Literally. You had to collect money. You had to collect thousands of dollars.

• 1:42:20Speaker 00

  Oh, I believe you, but it's just, what the fuck are you getting involved in, dude? You know what I'm saying? They just pulled all your teeth out and now they got you selling oil by phone.

• 1:42:34Speaker 01

  Yep. And shooting threes in a psych ward.

• 1:42:36Speaker 00

  Let's go.

• 1:42:40Speaker 01

  But, um, I was doing food reviews at the time, getting past 10,000, you know, growing my following in the mean, in the main, um, miss moment. When I was training, one of my best friends, Charles, um, he's like, so what do you do for fun? I'm like, oh, I have a social media page where I do food reviews. And, um, he was like, we were talking about fast food. I'm like, I gotta get back into that. He's like, what, eating fast food? I'm like, no. Doing my food reviews. And he kind of like started me back up again. Like I did like all those food reviews there, like just kind of got me back in the rhythm of posting. So thank you to him. And I would be going on my lunch breaks, order food, do mukbangs.

• 1:43:19Speaker 00

  Oh, so you started mucking like that?

• 1:43:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that was at Home Depot too. I was doing it on all three jobs. I was producing music, you know, selling beats, making music for artists, and then eating food. The first ever video I did was Prime, the drink.

• 1:43:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:43:33Speaker 01

  And I did a review on that.

• 1:43:34Speaker 00

  Can you bring it? Did you have a first video?

• 1:43:37Speaker 01

  Oh, this is the first mukbang I ever did.

• 1:43:40Speaker 00

  And, and so this is before shock o'clock and let's get to mucking?

• 1:43:43Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:43:43Speaker 00

  Yes, it is. Okay, great. Let's watch it.

• 1:43:46Speaker 01

  Okay, first up, we got tropical punch. Had Prime before. I love it. And let's give this one a go. I got the Home Depot hat on.

• 1:43:57Speaker 01

  Dude, oh my God. Really good. Tastes like a really good fruit punch. Um. I have no teeth in. Coconut water in it.

• 1:44:05Speaker 00

  You don't need them.

• 1:44:06Speaker 01

  I have no teeth. Extremely nice.

• 1:44:07Speaker 00

  Dude, who needs them? That stuff probably strips your enamel anyway. That's just a rumor.

• 1:44:12Speaker 01

  Okay, next up, we got the Minute Moon. Gonna shake, always shake it, always spank it. Let's try it.

• 1:44:20Speaker 01

  I don't think I like this flavor.

• 1:44:24Speaker 01

  Oh, God, that's.

• 1:44:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's some bad ones out there.

• 1:44:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:44:27Speaker 00

  Dude, that's awesome, bro.

• 1:44:29Speaker 01

  But also what you don't know is I did food reviews with no teeth and everyone made this meme of gumming it down.

• 1:44:37Speaker 01

  Cause when you take the teeth out, I have no teeth, um, and then they made up gumming it down. So I did food reviews for over a year with no teeth.

• 1:44:44Speaker 00

  Well, that's.

• 1:44:45Speaker 01

  Who else is doing that?

• 1:44:46Speaker 00

  Bro, that's our healthcare system. Okay, what do you even expect? Half of America's doing that now, dude. But here's, here's my, here's, here's my question for you is, do you think it's easier to do a food review with or without teeth? Does one matter more than the other?

• 1:45:00Speaker 01

  Well, now I have all these fake teeth and I think when I take the teeth out, I could chew it easier. Cause when I'm chewing, this thing is like messing around, food getting behind it.

• 1:45:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:45:12Speaker 01

  It's just a fricking nightmare. I'm eventually going to get all new teeth from my doctors. I have like some of the best doctors, Dr. Kurtz, Dr. Agirio, Dr. Schwartz. They, they're just great doctors. The Dr. Barisi, like Luca Relli, they're great doctors.

• 1:45:28Speaker 00

  Italians, huh?

• 1:45:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, all Italians, I guess. And they just, they know what they're doing. Like they're, they're dealing with like a lot of different equipment and like money for the procedure.

• 1:45:39Speaker 00

  Oh shit, yeah, dude. Just put a fucking, get a good calzone maker to put your, put your fucking, you know?

• 1:45:44Speaker 01

  Stuff it up.

• 1:45:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, get some, uh, just little shingles of the Lord for some of the nice baby raviolis and put them in there, brother. That's all it is.

• 1:45:52Speaker 01

  I, I, at that oil job, I started doing POV videos.

• 1:45:56Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:45:57Speaker 01

  And I would film my lunch breaks, my nine to fives. And the first one I ever did, there was this guy named Hub's Life. Shout out to Hub's Life and shout out to Noe Marillo. They were, they, they made this, you know POV, right? POV, you.

• 1:46:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:09Speaker 01

  End up on a POV, whatever. POV is point of view, so it gives you a perspective of what your life is like. So I saw this guy, Hub's Life, filming his nine to five and I'm like, I'm gonna try one.

• 1:46:20Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:46:20Speaker 01

  I did it. Fucking 10 million views.

• 1:46:23Speaker 00

  Wow. So you just tried a POV and you got 10 million views on it?

• 1:46:27Speaker 01

  How much, how many views does this have?

• 1:46:30Speaker 00

  That's you, shock.

• 1:46:31Speaker 01

  This has like 15, 14 million views.

• 1:46:34Speaker 00

  Bro, that does.

• 1:46:34Speaker 01

  It might even have more now. But look, I would film my whole routine.

• 1:46:38Speaker 00

  Oh, I like that jump at the end.

• 1:46:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, broke the internet.

• 1:46:41Speaker 00

  Is that what it?

• 1:46:43Speaker 01

  Broke the earthquake.

• 1:46:45Speaker 00

  Oh, my gosh. You look like my friend's sister a little bit in this. That didn't even look like you.

• 1:46:49Speaker 01

  Isn't this relatable, Theo? Like it's cold. You don't want to be at work.

• 1:46:52Speaker 00

  A hundred percent.

• 1:46:52Speaker 01

  You get an hour unpaid lunch break, unpaid. That's what made me so relatable was unpaid. Little food tray. I was in LE, my car LE.

• 1:47:02Speaker 00

  Would you always eat in the front seat or sometimes you'd eat in the back?

• 1:47:04Speaker 01

  Always front.

• 1:47:05Speaker 00

  Huh.

• 1:47:07Speaker 01

  Well, I have a chain around my, my.

• 1:47:09Speaker 00

  Oh, the chain's great. But is there something, is there something weird about a guy eating in the back by himself?

• 1:47:13Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 1:47:16Speaker 00

  That's.

• 1:47:17Speaker 01

  That's what you do.

• 1:47:17Speaker 00

  I think it's okay to do it.

• 1:47:19Speaker 01

  These blew up. I did so many. I, I did so many of these that I was able to leave my job.

• 1:47:23Speaker 00

  So you're telling me that you were able to, so you did enough food reviews at, on your lunch break at work that you were able to quit your actual job?

• 1:47:31Speaker 01

  So I, I went into work one day and I had to use the bathroom and I had to put myself in personal time. But I had to, I had to go into the bathroom. I really had to go. Like I was not stopped. My stomach was effed up. And I said the fact that.

• 1:47:42Speaker 00

  What had you been eating, you think? Do you remember?

• 1:47:44Speaker 01

  I don't remember what I ate. Probably some Italian food.

• 1:47:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:47:47Speaker 01

  Too much ravioli.

• 1:47:48Speaker 00

  Some foreign shrimp or whatever.

• 1:47:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. So I, um, I said, the fact that I have to send an email to use the bathroom to extend my bathroom time is enough to make me quit. So I would plug in this calculator, how much I would need to leave, like money wise. Cause I would go home and I would live stream eating. I would make like, you know, a couple hundred dollars for my, my salary for the week. So I called up my boy. I'm like, yo, I'm gonna quit. He'd like do it. So I got a garbage bag. I came out of the bathroom and I said, if I could find a box or something to put my stuff in, I'll leave. So this beautiful Spanish lady is sitting out there with three big, black hefty bags. I'm like, can I have one of those bags? I got all my shit.

• 1:48:31Speaker 01

  Put it in there and I left and my manager called me back in. She's like, where are you going? I'm like, I'm done. She's like, well, I need you to sign something that says you left. She handed me a loose leaf. Theo, I signed it as J-Shock. Cause I went in as Jerome and I left as J-Shock. I get home, parents wanted to kill me. You're gonna, we're gonna kick you out. You gotta get a job.

• 1:48:51Speaker 00

  Were you still living at home?

• 1:48:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:48:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:48:54Speaker 01

  Now I'm, I'm out and about. Like I don't, I'm never there. But, um, I was, yeah, look, see, this is me coining. I filmed it.

• 1:49:04Speaker 00

  That's crazy, dude.

• 1:49:05Speaker 01

  But this is like a day after.

• 1:49:06Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:49:06Speaker 01

  Like, this is when I had to come back and drop off all my shit.

• 1:49:09Speaker 00

  Fuck. So, take us on, how do you end up like, dude, thanks so much for your time, too.

• 1:49:16Speaker 01

  Yes, sir. Thank you for having me.

• 1:49:18Speaker 00

  Oh, you Batman. This is awesome, dude. We have to, we'll have to keep in touch.

• 1:49:21Speaker 01

  I'm gonna look you in the eyes for this one.

• 1:49:24Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 1:49:25Speaker 01

  No, no, look.

• 1:49:26Speaker 00

  I like that. Thank you, bro. No, no, look. I got the look back.

• 1:49:30Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 1:49:32Speaker 00

  Do you, so take us, take us on, what is Streamer U? And then, how do you end up in, how do you audition for Streamer U? Take us first up, for our listeners that don't know, what is Streamer U?

• 1:49:43Speaker 01

  So, there's seven million applicants, I believe, maybe more or less, around there. There was in-person audition that I didn't want to go to, and then there was online, we submitted a video.

• 1:49:56Speaker 01

  I didn't want to go.

• 1:49:57Speaker 00

  You submitted a video to what?

• 1:49:59Speaker 01

  To the, to get into the school.

• 1:50:01Speaker 00

  And what is the school? I'm just saying, like...

• 1:50:03Speaker 01

  It's, it's a school full of content creators and streamers.

• 1:50:06Speaker 00

  Okay, got it.

• 1:50:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's run by Kai Cenat.

• 1:50:09Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:50:09Speaker 01

  And his team, and it's just a really crazy opportunity that, that could change your life, it changed mine. And you learn about, it's a little school, it was in Arkansas this year. And you learn, like, different tactics on how to grow, how to get better equipment, how to learn about, like, how to deal with the stress. There was all different classes, like Lizzo with a teacher, Adapt, Ludwig, like, there was all these cool teachers that are big content creators. And then you're surrounded by like 120 creators. So, you're in a cafeteria, for example, with all the streamers eating lunch, and everyone's live streaming.

• 1:50:44Speaker 00

  Oh, it seems crazy, bro. It seems like a bunch of people just trying to catch each other, saying the N-word, is what it seems like.

• 1:50:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like all clip farming. But anyway, like, I wasn't gonna fly, Theo. Like, I, I filmed a shitty video, because I didn't care. And my boy Jacob, my editor, my, one of my best friends, was like, "You gotta fly. You gotta try." So, I filmed the video, two days before Father's Day, editing it, and then we put it out, submitted it, an hour before, application closed with my cameraman, my old cameraman. I fired him. And...

• 1:51:18Speaker 00

  I saw that.

• 1:51:19Speaker 01

  I fired him at Streamer University. I don't want to get, I don't want to...

• 1:51:22Speaker 00

  We're not gonna get into it.

• 1:51:23Speaker 01

  But anyway.

• 1:51:23Speaker 00

  We're not gonna get into it.

• 1:51:26Speaker 01

  We got in.

• 1:51:26Speaker 00

  You send the audition video in. How, how long is the audition video?

• 1:51:30Speaker 01

  How long was it?

• 1:51:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:51:31Speaker 01

  A minute and a half.

• 1:51:32Speaker 00

  Let's, let's watch it right now. We'll watch it right here.

• 1:51:36Speaker 01

  Oh, look!

• 1:51:36Speaker 00

  Hey!

• 1:51:37Speaker 01

  What? The doors are open! I'm streaming! I'm streaming. Shout, I gotta go, I gotta go!

• 1:51:45Speaker 01

  I gotta teach Sky how to get some mucking! It's Sharko Club!

• 1:51:51Speaker 01

  Travis, take me to the best food spot on Long Island!

• 1:51:54Speaker 03

  Yes, Mr. Shock, would you like me to invite Sophie?

• 1:51:56Speaker 01

  Negative! Let Dean Cenat know I'm on the way! Hey, Dean Cenat, I'm Jay Shock, and if I'm accepted, you know I'm bringing pizza! Here's a few reasons why I should be accepted. Number one, I quit my job to do social media full-time, and since then, I've grown my page to over two million followers. And I'm not stopping! Mmm, so good. Number two, I never give up. Growing up, I went through a lot medically, physically, emotionally, and a lot of people told me I was never gonna be able to do what I wanted to do. And that's create content. You're too small. You don't have the right look. Well, guess what? I'm doing it right now! Just over a couple of years ago, I had to get corrective jaw surgery. They had to break my top and bottom jaw to re-align it so I could get new teeth. I was doing food reviews with no teeth. I was coming it down!

• 1:52:38Speaker 00

  Fuck!

• 1:52:39Speaker 01

  After all that, I'm still mucking, and I'm gonna teach you guys how to muck! That sauce is crazy! And number three,

• 1:52:48Speaker 01

  just like these slices, I offer variety. I do food reviews, daily gaming streams, and I've helped dozens of businesses across the country. Sometimes there's a line out the door! Thanks to you, Shock Squad! And oh yeah, that beat you heard throughout the whole video, I made that too.

• 1:53:02Speaker 00

  Shock Squad!

• 1:53:05Speaker 01

  Right? And lastly, I want to bring food and streaming together like no one ever has. I'm ready to shock the world. Are you? Shock out. Yeah, it's banging, right?

• 1:53:13Speaker 00

  Dude, that's so perfect, bro. What a great video you made. And so, what, what, what advice would you give to people who want to make a video to submit for Streamer U?

• 1:53:22Speaker 01

  Have a good hook, the first two to three seconds. Gotta be very engaging, gotta be something different. Gotta be something a little bit like, relatable, a little bit sus, like something that like sticks out, and then you gotta have a good like pacing. So, like, the flow of the video, like, maybe like you doze off for like a little second, but like, I engaged with you that whole video. I kept your attention. That's what's so important about content, is you gotta remain retention. That's why when you're scrolling, these apps gotta keep you on your platform. But the longer you look at a video, the more, the Instagram or TikTok will push that video in the algorithm. Because they like to see eyes being on something for longer, you know? So, just, and be yourself, have fun with it.

• 1:54:06Speaker 00

  What do you want people to take away from your content?

• 1:54:09Speaker 01

  Just to be weird, you know? Just have fun, be yourself, shock the world, you know? And, and just do what you love, because I feel like everyone is unique, and everyone's like, "Oh, you look different. You're different, you know? Why don't you look like me? Why don't you have facial hair? Why are you so small?" I'm like, because I'm unique. Everyone has a cool story to tell, and you should monetize your life, you know? Because me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth, can be different than you, you know? Me putting my shoes on, some people can put a shoe on to no foot at all, like, me wearing different clothes than you in the morning, like, everyone has some kind of uniqueness to them, you know?

• 1:54:48Speaker 01

  I like to say like, let, I have a quote here, it's my yearbook quote, for, for Streamer University.

• 1:54:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's check it out.

• 1:54:56Speaker 01

  And I said, for the yearbook, I said, um, okay, ready?

• 1:55:03Speaker 01

  "Don't let your disability define you. Use it as your ability to achieve greatness and shock the world."

• 1:55:10Speaker 00

  Amen, bro.

• 1:55:11Speaker 01

  Because that's real talk. Like, I never let my disabilities get into my head, define me. I use them to my ability to achieve greatness.

• 1:55:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:55:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, because we're all we have, you know? Our, our experiences are what we have, you know? They're the ingredients that make us, you know?

• 1:55:27Speaker 01

  In that video, you know, getting accepted at 1:30 a.m., I was streaming, and he called my name. Like, my reaction is insane.

• 1:55:34Speaker 00

  How, uh, so what was that? You're just watching the, the announcements? And how many does he choose?

• 1:55:40Speaker 01

  121.

• 1:55:41Speaker 00

  Out of how many?

• 1:55:42Speaker 01

  Out of seven million. Isn't that crazy?

• 1:55:46Speaker 00

  Crazy.

• 1:55:46Speaker 01

  It changed my life. I want to be here talking to someone as amazing as you, if it wasn't for this opportunity by Kai. I mean, it's crazy. And while I was there, I was making so many viral moments. I was, because people knew me, but they didn't, they're like, "Oh, this is what he does. This is the real side of him."

• 1:56:01Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:56:01Speaker 01

  Because it was 24/7 livestream. And if you really think about it, remember when I was telling you, when I was in the hospital, and I thought people were watching me livestream, recording me?

• 1:56:10Speaker 00

  Now, they were.

• 1:56:11Speaker 01

  Full circle.

• 1:56:11Speaker 00

  I know.

• 1:56:12Speaker 01

  It happened.

• 1:56:13Speaker 00

  So bizarre, bro.

• 1:56:14Speaker 01

  But this time, it happened for real.

• 1:56:15Speaker 00

  Let's go.

• 1:56:16Speaker 01

  I, I mean, I think they could make a movie out of my life, because it's so, it's crazy.

• 1:56:20Speaker 00

  Who would play you, who would play you in the movie, you think?

• 1:56:23Speaker 01

  I want to play myself.

• 1:56:25Speaker 00

  What if they won't allow it?

• 1:56:26Speaker 01

  Who do you think could play me?

• 1:56:29Speaker 01

  Nobody looks like me.

• 1:56:31Speaker 00

  Freddie Prince Jr., maybe?

• 1:56:33Speaker 01

  Who's that?

• 1:56:34Speaker 00

  He's an actor.

• 1:56:34Speaker 01

  I gotta see a picture.

• 1:56:37Speaker 00

  He might be taller now. Let me think, uh...

• 1:56:39Speaker 01

  DJ Khalid?

• 1:56:41Speaker 00

  Maybe one of DJ Khalid's kids.

• 1:56:45Speaker 00

  Peter Manfredo Jr., maybe? He was a boxer.

• 1:56:49Speaker 01

  I don't even know. Nobody really looks like me, you know?

• 1:56:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're right. I mean, yeah, you're unique.

• 1:56:56Speaker 01

  So, it'd be hard.

• 1:56:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. I'm trying to think, but you have to have a kid. It would have to be a child or one of those people, yeah. Because you have to put, you know, to, to play you starting young. I don't know, maybe, I'm trying to think who else, uh...

• 1:57:09Speaker 00

  Who could play you, man?

• 1:57:11Speaker 01

  Post Malone.

• 1:57:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, Postal.

• 1:57:14Speaker 01

  He's got tattoos.

• 1:57:15Speaker 00

  What about United States Postal Malone?

• 1:57:18Speaker 01

  Get like a post office worker?

• 1:57:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what he'd be.

• 1:57:22Speaker 01

  Maybe you could play me.

• 1:57:23Speaker 00

  Dude, I'd be, I'd be honored.

• 1:57:25Speaker 01

  Just shave your head?

• 1:57:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd shave my head, shave my nuts.

• 1:57:30Speaker 00

  Fucking get it.

• 1:57:31Speaker 01

  Jungle down there.

• 1:57:32Speaker 00

  I mean, it's out of jungle, but I'll say this, there's been a little bit of...

• 1:57:35Speaker 01

  No, me.

• 1:57:35Speaker 00

  Oh, there's been a little reforestation, probably. Yeah, I think there probably, we probably need signs to know where the trails are. That's all I'm saying.

• 1:57:44Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:57:45Speaker 00

  How, how long does the Streamer U last, the actual university?

• 1:57:48Speaker 01

  Five days, I think.

• 1:57:49Speaker 00

  It's five days. And you guys are all put up on this campus, wherever you are, and do you actually graduate?

• 1:57:55Speaker 01

  Um, it wasn't really a graduation ceremony, no. It's, half the people didn't go to classes.

• 1:58:01Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 1:58:02Speaker 01

  No, I went to every class, because I wanted to learn. But like, there was like an award ceremony, I didn't win. Um, and there was like, all these different activities and clubs, like, it was, it was like a real school. It was crazy.

• 1:58:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:58:15Speaker 01

  It was really cool.

• 1:58:16Speaker 00

  That's so cool, dude.

• 1:58:17Speaker 01

  And the fact that people like livestreaming 24/7, people watched me sleep at night.

• 1:58:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, and those people should be investigated.

• 1:58:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:58:27Speaker 00

  You know, watching somebody else sleep?

• 1:58:29Speaker 01

  Imagine if I started like, cranking it?

• 1:58:32Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:58:33Speaker 01

  It would've been terrible.

• 1:58:34Speaker 00

  If you were somebody like, who's sleep, like...

• 1:58:36Speaker 01

  Or sleep walk, or sleep eat?

• 1:58:38Speaker 00

  Or sleep jerk?

• 1:58:39Speaker 01

  Or sleep, like, with another girl? Like, I would've been like, I would've forgot to turn the camera off.

• 1:58:44Speaker 00

  Or sleep fat, or whatever.

• 1:58:45Speaker 01

  What'd you say, sleep jerk?

• 1:58:46Speaker 00

  Sleep fat?

• 1:58:48Speaker 00

  If you're just, somebody's masturbating in their sleep. People do that all the time. My uncle used to jerk off in his sleep, and they had to tie jingle bells on his wrist, so you'd hear him. So, you'd hear him when he was doing it.

• 1:58:57Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't do any of that shit, bro. I just work out.

• 1:59:00Speaker 00

  It's heartbreaking. Well, if you do, I got a set of bells you can wear if you do. Just, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:59:04Speaker 01

  Unbelievable.

• 1:59:05Speaker 00

  You gotta take care, you know what I'm saying? You just gotta let people around you know what's going on, I think. But that's just who I am. Do you feel pressured now? I know you do, um, you do mukbangs, I want to talk to you about that in just a second. You do mucking?

• 1:59:17Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 1:59:18Speaker 00

  Right? You do content. I know you make music.

• 1:59:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I got a new song coming out, too.

• 1:59:23Speaker 00

  You do?

• 1:59:23Speaker 01

  Next week.

• 1:59:24Speaker 00

  You got a new song coming out next week?

• 1:59:26Speaker 01

  You want to hear it?

• 1:59:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, do you have it here?

• 1:59:28Speaker 01

  I have it. So, I'm, I produced the beat. My engineer, Sands of, Sands of Mind, he helped me engineer it, and then I did the vocals.

• 1:59:39Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:59:39Speaker 01

  It's really good.

• 1:59:40Speaker 00

  What's it called?

• 1:59:42Speaker 01

  Just Let It Go.

• 1:59:43Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:59:45Speaker 01

  Be honest.

• 1:59:47Speaker 00

  All right.

• 2:00:20Speaker 01

  Can't do this, what, the shocker clock?

• 2:00:43Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 2:00:44Speaker 01

  Hey. You like it?

• 2:00:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro.

• 2:00:54Speaker 00

  Bro.

• 2:01:08Speaker 01

  It's good, right?

• 2:01:10Speaker 00

  This is you and who else? Anybody else? Play the beginning again.

• 2:01:16Speaker 00

  Bro, it's good.

• 2:01:21Speaker 00

  Let's go.

• 2:01:21Speaker 01

  Let me, let me play you one more.

• 2:01:23Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:01:23Speaker 01

  One more, real quick, because I want, I want to see what you like about it. I promise.

• 2:01:27Speaker 00

  Dude, and thanks for just saying like, do you like this? I like it.

• 2:01:33Speaker 01

  I want you to tell me which one you like better.

• 2:01:35Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:02:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's some Rufus horns back there, bro.

• 2:02:23Speaker 01

  What do you think it sounds like? Like, what artist?

• 2:02:29Speaker 00

  Meek Mill.

• 2:02:30Speaker 01

  Meek Mill.

• 2:02:33Speaker 01

  Little Youngboy?

• 2:02:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, maybe so, yeah, yeah.

• 2:02:38Speaker 01

  Now, people say like Juice WRLD. I sound like Juice WRLD a little bit.

• 2:02:42Speaker 00

  Really?

• 2:02:43Speaker 01

  Sketch said that.

• 2:02:54Speaker 00

  Those horns in the back, bro. That reminds me a little bit of Rufus. Pull it down. I like, I like the first one better. But is it really okay if I told you that? Yeah.

• 2:03:05Speaker 01

  I don't care, yeah, I like both of them.

• 2:03:06Speaker 00

  Well, you asked me, yeah, I like both of them.

• 2:03:08Speaker 01

  Thank you, sir.

• 2:03:09Speaker 00

  But the first one, I feel like hit me better.

• 2:03:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it feels like a summer vibe, right?

• 2:03:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, and this one, I do like that you have more vocals in it.

• 2:03:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:03:15Speaker 00

  So I get to hear you more. So those are the two things. I like the first one better overall for me, and the second one, I like the fact that I get to hear you more in it.

• 2:03:22Speaker 01

  I'll send you the, the link when it drops.

• 2:03:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro, will you?

• 2:03:25Speaker 01

  Bump it in the car.

• 2:03:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude. I'll fucking shut, I'll put it on my hearing aids.

• 2:03:28Speaker 01

  Put it on.

• 2:03:29Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying, dude? Bro, are you fucking?

• 2:03:32Speaker 01

  Put headphones on a parrot.

• 2:03:34Speaker 00

  This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.

• 2:03:37Speaker 01

  And then tap the wrist. You gotta wear a watch.

• 2:03:39Speaker 00

  I gotta get one.

• 2:03:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:03:41Speaker 00

  Chalk-a-clock. You, you, you do, you do mukbangs, too. There's something about, and for mukbang people that don't know what it is, it's eating food.

• 2:03:50Speaker 01

  We didn't even eat the food.

• 2:03:51Speaker 00

  It's enjoying food.

• 2:03:52Speaker 01

  I brought food, we didn't eat it. Do a mukbang.

• 2:03:54Speaker 00

  I'll have to find one to do with you in L.A. then.

• 2:03:56Speaker 01

  I'm down.

• 2:03:57Speaker 00

  Okay?

• 2:03:57Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 2:03:58Speaker 00

  Because I know, I, I want to do something to be a part of what you're doing. Um, I just don't know if I have time to, because I have to leave at 4:00 P.M.

• 2:04:05Speaker 01

  What's your favorite food to do, to eat, because we could do a mukbang on it?

• 2:04:08Speaker 00

  Let me think about that. Let me think about that. Um, but I know you do mukbangs, which is eating stuff. There's something about the way you eat, bro. It's just damn, some of it's just so romantic, bro. Like, some of you, what is it? But guy, you finish on a bite sometime, then it's just like, oh.

• 2:04:26Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:04:26Speaker 00

  The way you kind of like, it's like watching The Notebook, I feel like, like some of it, it's just... I feel like I'm watching like some, like scenes from Twilight or something like, sometimes the way you finish on a bite.

• 2:04:38Speaker 01

  Go to that, go to that fruit one above this, there's a fruit one, it's hidden. Yeah, that one. Look at these, these are fruits.

• 2:04:46Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:04:47Speaker 01

  And I'm really, I'm really devouring that.

• 2:04:49Speaker 00

  Oh, that's damn.

• 2:04:50Speaker 01

  Mucking on it.

• 2:04:51Speaker 00

  Oh, that'll make you, oh, yeah, you could sell some of this.

• 2:04:55Speaker 01

  So good.

• 2:04:56Speaker 00

  Footage of some CEOs over there in Washington, D.C., I tell you.

• 2:05:00Speaker 01

  Now that I have teeth, I can really enjoy the food.

• 2:05:03Speaker 00

  Oh, how different is it?

• 2:05:04Speaker 01

  It's because a whole different thing, because your palate is right here.

• 2:05:07Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:05:08Speaker 01

  When you're eating, I used to have to chew everything in the back, but now it's coming right here.

• 2:05:12Speaker 00

  What, what, what would you say to somebody? So you're doing streaming, you're doing mucking, you're doing a lot of stuff, right? Do you feel a lot of pressure? Like, I heard you say earlier, like, you know, we, we, you're talking about a story, you had to get a video up. But it's like, do you feel a lot of pressure to do everything? Do you find that something works best for you? And how do you, how are you going to navigate this? How, and how are you navigating this space that you're in right now? Because it's a little bit different.

• 2:05:35Speaker 01

  Now it's different because I'm streaming more. And it's like, people are looking for that stream. People are always like, when is he dropping a new mucking video? When is he going live? So it's like, you have to have good time management, which is something I kind of struggle with. Like, I don't have a good morning routine. Because I go to bed at like four or five, because I'm doing this. I wake up at like, you know, 10, 11.

• 2:05:56Speaker 00

  Do you have a body pillow or anything like that?

• 2:05:58Speaker 01

  A body, what do you mean?

• 2:05:59Speaker 00

  I'm just trying to think of something that could help you sleep at night.

• 2:06:02Speaker 01

  I don't know, punch me in the face, knock me out.

• 2:06:05Speaker 00

  That's crazy, dude, that's crazy. I mean, maybe, I mean, yeah, I was going to think I could maybe get you a body pillow or a fucking like a, just an Italian.

• 2:06:13Speaker 01

  Something like that, yeah.

• 2:06:14Speaker 00

  Like an Italian bassinet or something.

• 2:06:16Speaker 01

  You need a good team, you know? I have my boy Danny, I have my boy Jacob, we're like, edit together. Have someone get you on the schedule. And that's something that, the best thing that came out of streaming you was learning more about myself and my ego and other people's egos and how to react about certain situations. And it taught me like, the right road of obedience, like, like how to like, learn about your, like, how to control yourself, you know?

• 2:06:41Speaker 00

  Oh, so you're talking about?

• 2:06:42Speaker 01

  How to tolerate yourself.

• 2:06:43Speaker 00

  How to tolerate yourself?

• 2:06:44Speaker 01

  Like, how to, how to manage how you could feel, how you could, um, um, track what you're doing and just, just go out through life and be good, you know? So basically, what, what, what I learned is like, I have to be able to make content, stream, and also be happy at the same time. That's the hardest thing is, you can't ever really find happiness, but you could try to find peace. Because if you, if you, if you're happy, there's also sadness. But when you're at peace, you're even with everything. You know, and that's what I want to find, eventually, peace. But through all of this, um, I want to, I want to get so big that I could have like an inspiration medically on people.

• 2:07:29Speaker 01

  Like, I want to, I want to be able to send out a tweet like, hey, are there any good doctors out there that could help give kids better eyesight or better hearing? And I want to bring them all together and come up with cures for that. Like, I want to have that, as an influencer, have the influence. Like, you could have an influence, but a lot of influencers talk about like cars and money and shit like that. I want to have an influence medically on people and help save lives and help come up with cures and medicines and really expand on that. Because I struggled seeing and hearing my whole life, and kids deal with the same thing. So let's, let's try to do that. Let's get to that point.

• 2:08:06Speaker 00

  Well, look, man, I see you, I hear you, and I also want you to, like, you know, just from an outsider's perspective, you don't have to do a ton, bro, to make us love you, you know what I'm saying?

• 2:08:14Speaker 01

  Yes, sir.

• 2:08:14Speaker 00

  Just keep being you. I don't think you, if there's a day where you're like, I don't know if I'm going to get a video up for like a week or something, I'm not saying you do, but don't.

• 2:08:21Speaker 01

  I don't, I, I don't.

• 2:08:23Speaker 00

  Don't feel too much pressure, bro.

• 2:08:25Speaker 01

  I've developed like anxiety and depression like that, and I try to like ignore it, but it's there.

• 2:08:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:08:29Speaker 01

  But I think I have never been so happy. It's not even about the money or like the new opportunities. It's about the satisfaction of, I worked my frickin' ass off and I finally did it. I finally, I manifested this shit. I became obsessed with the process, not the result. Becoming obsessed with the process is manifestation.

• 2:08:53Speaker 00

  Amen.

• 2:08:53Speaker 01

  Manifestation, becoming obsessed with the result is being greedy. You know, you gotta be obsessed with the process, the little moments, the little thing that happened, how you got here. It's fun. Enjoy the journey. My, my boy Clips said, enjoy the little moments, you know?

• 2:09:08Speaker 00

  And that's what the clips are, which is interesting, you know? Um, Jay Shock, dude, thanks so much, bro, for coming and hanging out. Here's what I'll do is, if we, even if we can't get to do a mukbang, I know, because I, I just, I have to be at this flight at 4:00 P.M.

• 2:09:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:09:24Speaker 00

  But, uh, I'll come and stream with you or something.

• 2:09:26Speaker 01

  Whatever you feel comfortable with, like, I like to hang out people off camera, like, if you want to.

• 2:09:30Speaker 00

  Well, we can do that for sure. I'm going to get your information, but I'm just saying, I want to, I want to do something with you too. I appreciate you coming, bro.

• 2:09:36Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 2:09:36Speaker 00

  This has been like, um...

• 2:09:37Speaker 01

  We could do it in the car.

• 2:09:39Speaker 00

  We could, uh, Jay, we could stream, uh, in the car?

• 2:09:42Speaker 01

  Well, we could do the mukbang in the car and then stream like around, wherever you want.

• 2:09:45Speaker 00

  Well, I would love to at least get to stream. I have to look into mukbang, I've just never done it.

• 2:09:50Speaker 01

  We could do a live mukbang in the car and record it at the same time.

• 2:09:53Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:09:54Speaker 01

  Of your favorite food.

• 2:09:55Speaker 00

  Okay, let me think about what that is. Um, but yeah, man, I want to get to come and stream with you and do something good, you know? Yeah, dude, just thank you so much, Jay Shock, I appreciate you, bro.

• 2:10:04Speaker 01

  Thank you for having me.

• 2:10:04Speaker 00

  You bet, man.

• 2:10:05Speaker 01

  You have no idea.

• 2:10:07Speaker 00

  Oh, of course.

• 2:10:07Speaker 01

  I want you to know.

• 2:10:09Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:10:09Speaker 01

  You're an amazing person, like, I look up to people like you, and you have a very good impact on people's lives, and you, you're like a mentor to me, so I appreciate you having me.

• 2:10:19Speaker 00

  Well, thanks, bro. I think you're, you're like a young mentor to me, so how about that?

• 2:10:24Speaker 01

  I am, I'm a parent to you.

• 2:10:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. Chalk-a-clock. Blessings, yeah. That's perfect.