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0:40 Speaker 01 Hey guys, we're back with another episode of Therapists and today we have rising star, serious actor Meg Stalteron.
0:48 Speaker 02 Thank you so much, Jake.
0:50 Speaker 01 Thank you.
0:54 Speaker 01 Congratulations on everything.
0:56 Speaker 02 Thank you, that means a lot to me. Do you remember that night?
1:01 Speaker 01 Oy. We're already going there.
1:06 Speaker 02 I just, I never get to do interviews with such a close friend to me.
1:09 Speaker 01 I know, I know.
1:11 Speaker 02 Sorry, I'm kind of a mess today. It's my day with the kids this year.
1:14 Speaker 01 Oh, it is?
1:15 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:16 Speaker 01 This year?
1:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, I've been running around with them. They're in the car.
1:19 Speaker 01 Did you lock them in?
1:21 Speaker 02 Well, yeah. I'm not a horrible mother.
1:28 Speaker 01 I have so many things to catch up with you on. First of all.
1:31 Speaker 02 I'm just so excited to be, sorry I cut you off.
1:33 Speaker 01 No, that's okay. I heard you were amazing. I heard you were amazing on set. Everyone loved you. You won't, you won't call anyone back.
1:44 Speaker 02 I'm a hard friend to keep. I, I feel we give ourselves so much to our jobs. Sorry.
1:52 Speaker 01 It's okay, take your time.
1:58 Speaker 02 We give ourselves away at this job. And I don't have the capacity for every little single, oh, hello, you know, we'll go to lunch. We'll go to lunch. Yeah, okay. What are you doing for Christmas? I don't have, and a lot of actors don't. And that, that, that is where we struggle. I, I mean, you don't get into this business because your, your heart's full.
2:23 Speaker 01 Why'd you get into this?
2:26 Speaker 02 So how have you been?
2:27 Speaker 01 Oh, I've been good. I've been good. I've been good. I've been hanging out a lot with Claire Danes.
2:35 Speaker 01 She told me some stuff about you.
2:42 Speaker 02 What did the say?
2:43 Speaker 01 She said that you broke her heart.
2:47 Speaker 02 I hate to call her that, but it's an inside joke. We did have an affair.
2:51 Speaker 01 You did?
2:53 Speaker 02 What's your next question?
2:55 Speaker 01 Well, I've also been spending a lot of time with the Fanning sisters. They are not big fans of you.
3:02 Speaker 02 I don't want to talk about them.
3:03 Speaker 01 You don't?
3:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, especially Dakota.
3:05 Speaker 01 Why not?
3:09 Speaker 02 I'll say there has been a couple of roles that we both went out for.
3:12 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
3:13 Speaker 02 And let's just say I'd be acting sooner if I got some of those.
3:16 Speaker 01 Oh, okay. So it's.
3:18 Speaker 02 Yeah. Uptown girl.
3:22 Speaker 01 She was living.
3:23 Speaker 02 Why are you bringing up so many people that?
3:27 Speaker 02 Like, I'm sorry, are you interviewing me or you're interviewing Elle?
3:33 Speaker 02 I'm like, what's going on?
3:34 Speaker 01 Sorry, I'm sorry.
3:35 Speaker 02 Do a Gotya interview.
3:37 Speaker 01 No, I'm sorry. Speaking of Gotya.
3:39 Speaker 02 I did this because we're friends.
3:41 Speaker 01 No, I'm sorry, Meg. I know, we are friends.
3:43 Speaker 02 I don't even really have time.
3:44 Speaker 01 I know, you have no time.
3:49 Speaker 02 Sometimes it's not as easy just to stop by as you think.
3:51 Speaker 01 No, I know. That's what everyone says about you.
3:56 Speaker 02 Um, are we gonna talk about sort of anything about me?
4:03 Speaker 01 Well, you just got cast-
4:04 Speaker 02 I'm like, I feel like, yeah, go ahead.
4:07 Speaker 01 You just got cast in the new horror movie, Gotcha.
4:09 Speaker 02 Yeah. Are you an interviewer or are you my manager telling me what's on the upcoming schedule?
4:17 Speaker 02 We always have so much fun with you. Do you remember at Donnyrony's?
4:22 Speaker 01 Meg.
4:23 Speaker 02 You ate so many of the pieces of pizza with meat.
4:25 Speaker 01 I know.
4:26 Speaker 02 There were so many meat eaters there.
4:28 Speaker 01 I know, I feel like-
4:28 Speaker 02 But you ate the ones with the meat until there was only veggie left.
4:32 Speaker 01 I know, but I was, I know, and then, you know, they got mad at me.
4:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:36 Speaker 01 They all got mad.
4:37 Speaker 02 So what was your question?
4:38 Speaker 01 So you have one of the best screams in Hollywood.
4:44 Speaker 01 You're, is that how you got the role for the new Gotcha movie?
4:51 Speaker 01 Oh shit, okay, sorry. I just read Deadlines, so I just assumed.
4:55 Speaker 02 Well, the trailer's not out.
4:56 Speaker 01 Okay, well, but they said it was-
4:58 Speaker 02 Deadlines always releasing stuff before we want it to be released.
5:01 Speaker 01 Has that happened to you before?
5:06 Speaker 02 No.
5:07 Speaker 01 Okay. And how, how was shooting in London? You enjoyed it?
5:10 Speaker 02 I didn't like it.
5:11 Speaker 01 Oh, really? Why didn't you like it?
5:15 Speaker 02 Nasty.
5:16 Speaker 01 Nasty?
5:17 Speaker 02 Yeah. People were nasty there.
5:18 Speaker 01 What'd they do to you?
5:20 Speaker 02 You know, like walking down the street, grabbing their bags in. Have you been there?
5:26 Speaker 01 A few times.
5:28 Speaker 02 Big, big traveler.
5:29 Speaker 01 Sometimes, you know.
5:30 Speaker 02 You know that people around the scene call you Brag a Lot.
5:33 Speaker 01 Oh, that's, that's what they call me?
5:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:35 Speaker 01 What, what, what else? What do you say to defend me behind closed-
5:39 Speaker 02 If the shoe fits.
5:40 Speaker 01 If the shoe fits.
5:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:43 Speaker 02 Guess it doesn't.
5:44 Speaker 01 Guess it doesn't, not today.
5:45 Speaker 02 What size are you?
5:46 Speaker 01 Eight and a half, what size are you?
5:47 Speaker 02 I don't want to tell you that.
5:48 Speaker 01 Okay, private?
5:49 Speaker 02 Pervert.
5:50 Speaker 01 Oh.
5:52 Speaker 01 That's okay.
5:54 Speaker 02 So, um, what did Claire say?
5:56 Speaker 01 Claire said that it was really hot and heavy. We can cut this if you want, but she said it was really hot and heavy.
6:02 Speaker 02 I don't want to cut it.
6:03 Speaker 01 Okay, she said you guys went to Capri together?
6:05 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:06 Speaker 01 And she said you hated it. You just couldn't deal with the Italians, she said.
6:12 Speaker 02 I, let's just say I belong in Ohio. Cause I have a hard time traveling. But I need to tell you that there is something in this business called opening up your heart to people. I was single at the time. And then I was married when I met her.
6:29 Speaker 01 And you had kids?
6:31 Speaker 02 Yeah. And I was single at the time, then I met, I got married, then I met Claire. On set, things happened. It's not something that always happens. Yeah, we have an affair, we had an affair. It's not something that people don't do.
6:45 Speaker 01 Right.
6:46 Speaker 02 So to, to sit here and say, yeah, I didn't, you know, well, I did. And it ruined my marriage.
6:52 Speaker 01 And what's your-
6:53 Speaker 02 And then we got back together.
6:54 Speaker 01 And what'd your kids think of her? Have they met her?
6:56 Speaker 02 Yeah. She comes over all the time.
6:58 Speaker 01 Still?
6:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:59 Speaker 01 So you're still having an affair?
7:01 Speaker 02 Yeah.
7:01 Speaker 01 Okay.
7:02 Speaker 02 Sometimes.
7:03 Speaker 01 Sometimes.
7:04 Speaker 02 People are, have little rules about their own marriage.
7:07 Speaker 01 What were your rules?
7:08 Speaker 02 Don't ask, don't tell.
7:09 Speaker 01 Don't ask, don't tell?
7:10 Speaker 02 And then tell.
7:10 Speaker 01 And then-
7:11 Speaker 02 And then ask. Ask about it.
7:13 Speaker 01 Okay, well, do you guys ever think you'd get married, you and Claire Danes?
7:18 Speaker 02 I don't think that she's someone that would do something like that. You know, as, as much as, as we like to play, I mean, at the end of the day, she always says the same thing, I don't want to break up a marriage again. Like I did the first time with you.
7:33 Speaker 01 So are you married again?
7:35 Speaker 02 I've redone my vows with my husband and what he does behind closed doors, I don't want to know about it.
7:44 Speaker 01 Well, I think all of Hollywood knows.
7:46 Speaker 02 What the hell do you mean by that?
7:48 Speaker 01 You know what I mean, Meg.
7:49 Speaker 02 Hey, look at me. Don't fuck around with me.
7:52 Speaker 01 Okay, I'm sorry.
7:52 Speaker 02 Okay, what do you mean by that?
7:53 Speaker 01 You know what I mean.
7:55 Speaker 02 What did Melv do?
7:56 Speaker 01 He's, you know, fucking around Hollywood a bit.
7:59 Speaker 02 Really now? With who? Drew Barrymore?
8:02 Speaker 01 Drew.
8:04 Speaker 02 I guess to write the first time?
8:08 Speaker 02 Who else?
8:10 Speaker 01 Kelly Clarkson?
8:11 Speaker 02 Let's talk more about my career, okay? Because I really don't want to do this today.
8:15 Speaker 01 Okay, we don't have to.
8:16 Speaker 02 We get comfortable.
8:17 Speaker 01 Okay. Well, who, so you have your kids once a year?
8:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:21 Speaker 01 Do they ever come visit you on set?
8:23 Speaker 02 You know, I really don't want them on set bothering me during work. And, you know, it is weird that me and my husband don't have custody of them, but, you know, things went down. I don't want them to grow up in a home where two of the parents are fighting.
8:39 Speaker 01 So your husband doesn't have a custody of them either?
8:42 Speaker 02 No.
8:42 Speaker 01 So who has custody?
8:43 Speaker 02 My aunt.
8:44 Speaker 01 Okay.
8:45 Speaker 02 Um, but yeah, I just love acting. I think, you know, sometimes it's hard, I guess, not to take your work home. I-
8:53 Speaker 01 I've heard you have trouble not being able to, like, not come out of your character anymore.
8:57 Speaker 02 I feel like sometimes it's not a choice.
9:00 Speaker 01 Oh. Tell me more.
9:02 Speaker 02 Um, when you-
9:06 Speaker 02 Not to say you.
9:12 Speaker 02 I don't want to say you, but you're not an actor, or are you? Well, you are, you have been in some things. Do you consider yourself an actor?
9:18 Speaker 01 I consider myself a performer of sorts.
9:22 Speaker 02 So it's sort of like you're putting a hat on.
9:24 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
9:24 Speaker 02 I am the hat.
9:25 Speaker 01 Whoa.
9:26 Speaker 02 And sometimes it is not a choice to get out of the character. Okay, it's not a choice.
9:37 Speaker 01 Right.
9:38 Speaker 02 Um, do I come, I go home, yeah, I'm still walking like the character, you know, and I have to shake it off a bit. Um, I feel like that's something that I feel Demi Moore is sad.
9:48 Speaker 01 Well, I heard you were up for the substance.
9:51 Speaker 02 I was.
9:52 Speaker 01 But they said you couldn't get out of the character enough, like you were going into the audition as the character, you were leaving as the character. Is it true your kids call you by the name of the character on your once-a-year custody visit?
10:05 Speaker 02 Well, let's just say they don't call me. I wish they did call me.
10:09 Speaker 01 Been there. That's Hollywood.
10:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, I feel like sometimes, you know, I've never actually told them my real name. So, so sometimes they probably think my character's name is my name.
10:23 Speaker 02 But other than that, I mean, yeah, they they can call me whatever the hell they want to.
10:27 Speaker 01 Right.
10:27 Speaker 02 Um, and I I've told them that. I said, you can call mommy whatever the hell you want to. And and that has led to them, Brittany.
10:34 Speaker 01 Right.
10:35 Speaker 02 You know, whatever new character I've.
10:36 Speaker 01 Jessica.
10:37 Speaker 02 Yeah. But, um. Yeah, what else, what else were you?
10:43 Speaker 01 Well, I would say, you know, how long have you?
10:45 Speaker 02 Such a mess.
10:48 Speaker 01 How long have you been training for, you know? Everyone trains.
10:51 Speaker 02 How long have I been training for what?
10:52 Speaker 01 Like, training, like, in acting school?
10:54 Speaker 02 Yeah. Um, you know, I've watched a lot for ever since I was little, I was watching videos about, like, different shows and stuff.
11:02 Speaker 01 Videos about the shows or the show?
11:04 Speaker 02 Just like TV shows.
11:05 Speaker 01 Okay.
11:05 Speaker 02 And movies and I've just, I I remember my teacher said, call, used to call me Little Miss Movie because I was always wanting to watch a movie or and so, I mean, and also acting is kind of like, whatever you, you know, right now I'm training.
11:21 Speaker 01 What are you training for right now?
11:22 Speaker 02 No, I just mean, just human behavior. I mean, I'm watching you and kind of try to sit like you a little bit.
11:27 Speaker 01 Right.
11:31 Speaker 01 That you're playing me now?
11:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:32 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:34 Speaker 02 Just it's it's just human behavior. So I I don't think it's you're never like really not training to do that. So I'm start crying again.
11:40 Speaker 01 No, don't cry. No, you know what, though? The performance is so powerful. I get it.
11:44 Speaker 02 No, I mean, maybe I'm more comfortable on the floor.
11:47 Speaker 01 Oh, that's okay. Do you want me to sit with you?
11:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:49 Speaker 01 Okay.
11:49 Speaker 02 Um, or you don't have to.
11:50 Speaker 01 Okay.
11:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, but go ahead if you want. But I feel
11:56 Speaker 02 I I feel like it's so hard for me to to even begin to think about, like, okay, they're in the car.
12:05 Speaker 01 Is the AC on?
12:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, and the nanny's in there. Um, but I go, what do they even, what kind, they think the one role that I have not mastered is playing mother.
12:16 Speaker 02 Warm.
12:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:21 Speaker 01 Do you think one day you'll be able to master it?
12:24 Speaker 02 No.
12:26 Speaker 01 That's okay.
12:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:27 Speaker 01 And you're doing your best, you know? We're all doing our best.
12:30 Speaker 02 I think when you're such a female online,
12:35 Speaker 02 people just want to rip you apart. I don't get her. She's fat.
12:41 Speaker 01 And what do you say to that?
12:43 Speaker 02 Okay.
12:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, cuz I, I, I, does it bother me that not everyone likes my performance? Yes.
12:53 Speaker 01 Piss you off?
12:54 Speaker 02 Yeah. Um, is it upsetting to me when people write me messages? Yeah. It is. Um, because as actors, we want to be
13:07 Speaker 02 palatable.
13:07 Speaker 01 Right.
13:08 Speaker 02 You know, otherwise, it's like, what, what are we doing here if we're not liked by everyone?
13:12 Speaker 01 And how do you feel that you?
13:15 Speaker 02 Go ahead and say that. Ask your question. I feel like you've been nervous around interviewing me.
13:21 Speaker 01 You're just the biggest star we've ever had. You know, it took, it took a while to agree to this.
13:26 Speaker 02 Biggest like fattest?
13:27 Speaker 01 No. Your publicist was being quite difficult.
13:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, he is, he does, does misbehave a lot. And that's why I like him.
13:37 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:38 Speaker 02 That's why I keep him around. You know, that's why I keep him around.
13:42 Speaker 01 Right.
13:42 Speaker 02 Because every single person on my team is naughty.
13:45 Speaker 01 What do you mean by naughty?
13:47 Speaker 02 Has been arrested.
13:48 Speaker 01 For what?
13:49 Speaker 02 I don't ask.
13:51 Speaker 01 Don't tell.
13:51 Speaker 02 I don't want to know, you know? What, what you doing, you pushing the time? I don't want to know.
13:58 Speaker 02 I don't want to know.
13:59 Speaker 01 Right.
13:59 Speaker 02 You know, what they're doing in their personal time.
14:02 Speaker 01 Are you able to share with us who your co-star has forgot you to?
14:04 Speaker 02 No.
14:05 Speaker 01 Okay. Can you give me a hint?
14:07 Speaker 02 No. Keegan and Peele.
14:09 Speaker 01 Okay.
14:12 Speaker 02 Is a hint.
14:13 Speaker 01 It's a hint.
14:13 Speaker 02 It's not them, though.
14:14 Speaker 01 It's not them?
14:15 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:15 Speaker 01 Okay, and have you been practicing your scream?
14:18 Speaker 02 You know what? I... This is so funny about me, I'll tell you. So, I never rehearse anything.
14:24 Speaker 01 Ever?
14:24 Speaker 02 No. And so, that way in the scene, I'm surprised.
14:28 Speaker 01 What do you... By your own actions?
14:29 Speaker 02 Yeah. Mostly when I get to set, I'm going, "I'm going straight to the snacks." The, the, the public got one thing right about me, and that's a lot to eat. Because I'm going to the snacks, I'm relaxing. That's my, that's my mommy time, that's my...
14:44 Speaker 01 That's your mommy time?
14:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:46 Speaker 01 So, what's now for your kids?
14:48 Speaker 02 What was that? What's now for my kids?
14:49 Speaker 01 Yeah.
14:51 Speaker 02 What do you mean? What's now for my kids?
14:53 Speaker 01 What are you doing for the rest of the day with them, you know? You're taking them...
14:56 Speaker 02 What's now for my kids? That's how you asked me what my plans were for the day?
15:02 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:03 Speaker 02 Okay. Um, we're gonna go to a pottery class, and I'm gonna have them each make a little something for me.
15:10 Speaker 01 I thought your kids were two.
15:11 Speaker 02 Yeah. First of all, they're not all two.
15:19 Speaker 01 How old are they, then?
15:21 Speaker 02 I just knew you would be asking such a personal question.
15:24 Speaker 01 Sorry, I'm sorry.
15:25 Speaker 02 No. Um, you're not gonna know how old my kids are.
15:27 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
15:28 Speaker 02 Get off.
15:28 Speaker 01 Okay, sorry.
15:31 Speaker 02 They're... I mean, why, why does it even matter to you?
15:33 Speaker 01 I'm just curious, you know? I have a nephew.
15:37 Speaker 02 How old is he?
15:38 Speaker 01 Three.
15:39 Speaker 02 Okay, that's inappropriate to tell me who is what age. I mean, where are you... Next is what? You're gonna ask me how old I am, four to six?
15:46 Speaker 01 No, but I heard that you were born premature.
15:48 Speaker 02 All right, I'm outta here. You don't tell people when people are born premature.
15:55 Speaker 01 You are... You told... You said... You made it a whole thing.
15:57 Speaker 02 No, you don't tell people that, because that's my business, okay?
16:00 Speaker 01 Okay. Sit back down.
16:03 Speaker 02 Hey!
16:04 Speaker 01 Sorry.
16:06 Speaker 02 What else you wanna ask me?
16:08 Speaker 01 I wanna ask you.
16:11 Speaker 01 What was it like?
16:14 Speaker 01 Being?
16:15 Speaker 02 What?
16:16 Speaker 01 What was it?
16:17 Speaker 02 What, what? What was it like?
16:19 Speaker 01 What was it like, you know, filming in Scotland?
16:23 Speaker 01 Forgot ya.
16:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:24 Speaker 01 Which, by the way, I read in Deadline, so.
16:25 Speaker 02 Okay, I'm gonna ask you to stop talking about the movie.
16:27 Speaker 01 Okay.
16:28 Speaker 02 Okay, and I'm gonna stop talking about Deadline, okay? Unless this is a Deadline commercial.
16:32 Speaker 01 Okay.
16:33 Speaker 02 Cause I love that, I love that, you know, that magazine, but I, I'm not gonna just sit here and just repeat everything, cause you just go read it. But, um, yeah.
16:42 Speaker 01 Can you read?
16:43 Speaker 02 So I can read.
16:47 Speaker 02 I saw you do this, that person from Glee.
16:52 Speaker 02 I saw you do that. So this, I'm not just another, you know, brown haired girl that you're gonna say that to. Yeah, I can read. University.
17:03 Speaker 02 Those are diplomas, and that's a magazine.
17:04 Speaker 01 Right.
17:05 Speaker 02 Diplomas, magazine. Big book.
17:09 Speaker 01 What's your favorite book? Well, I heard you're a big reader on set, though. I did hear that you like to, like, well, listen audiobooks, which is why I asked if you could read, but.
17:18 Speaker 02 My favorite book is Jamie Lee Curtis's book.
17:21 Speaker 01 Really?
17:21 Speaker 02 Yeah.
17:23 Speaker 01 You remind me a lot of her.
17:26 Speaker 02 That's the nicest thing you could say. Cause I love her.
17:29 Speaker 01 You guys are close?
17:30 Speaker 02 Yes.
17:35 Speaker 02 They were gonna replace Lindsay Lohan with me if she didn't get her act together.
17:38 Speaker 01 Yep. That's what I heard.
17:40 Speaker 02 And she did. So. Good news for her, bad news for me.
17:43 Speaker 01 Were you upset?
17:44 Speaker 02 Yes.
17:45 Speaker 01 How do you take rejection?
17:47 Speaker 02 I don't take it.
17:49 Speaker 01 What do you mean?
17:50 Speaker 02 I cannot take it. I go into one of those rooms where you destroy the things in the car, and I just freak out.
17:55 Speaker 01 I heard.
17:57 Speaker 02 I think, let me talk.
17:58 Speaker 01 Okay.
17:59 Speaker 02 When I'm rejected. I look in the mirror and I go, no, no, no, this is not happening to you. This is not happening to you. This is not happening to you. This is not happening to you. I call my publicist and I say, let's change things. Call him back. And if that doesn't work, I go into one of those, what are those rooms called?
18:16 Speaker 01 A destroy room?
18:17 Speaker 02 A destroy room and I destroy everything inside and I go home. I order my usual Panera bread and go to sleep. Wake up the next day and I try again.
18:26 Speaker 01 And do you, what's your order from Panera?
18:28 Speaker 02 Three bread bowls.
18:29 Speaker 01 I love a bread bowl.
18:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:31 Speaker 01 Yeah.
18:31 Speaker 02 If you lack one, you're gonna love three.
18:37 Speaker 02 How have you been?
18:38 Speaker 01 Oh, you know, I've been fine. I've been dating around.
18:41 Speaker 02 Who are you dating?
18:42 Speaker 01 Just a few people out of the industry.
18:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:44 Speaker 01 It's hard to date in our industry. It's hard.
18:47 Speaker 02 Not really.
18:48 Speaker 01 Okay.
18:49 Speaker 02 Because, yeah, I mean, I've never had a problem.
18:55 Speaker 02 My husband is out of the industry now, but he was in the industry.
19:00 Speaker 01 I mean, are we gonna say it? John Stamos?
19:03 Speaker 02 Well, I told you earlier, it was Mel. Me and John aren't together anymore.
19:06 Speaker 01 Oh shit, sorry.
19:07 Speaker 02 Um, that was my first marriage. It's my second.
19:09 Speaker 01 Okay.
19:10 Speaker 02 Um. But me and John remained friends. And he's given me a lot of Full House memorabilia over the years. Yeah, I would get back together of him if me and Mel didn't work out. But I, yeah, I mean, you know how people are so into John Stamos? Let's just say that they had a right to be.
19:33 Speaker 01 It was a good time. So what happened?
19:35 Speaker 02 Sorry.
19:39 Speaker 02 I saw him the other day on his motorcycle.
19:41 Speaker 01 Oh, you did?
19:43 Speaker 02 And I came out the house and I said, what are you doing around my block? He said, I needed to drop something off. And I said, why don't you come in? Mel's not here. And he had this package and he came inside and I said, what's in the package? And he said, you know what's in the package? Your old panties. Dirty.
20:04 Speaker 01 He still has those?
20:05 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:06 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:07 Speaker 02 And I was like, my husband's gonna kill your ass. He's gonna shoot you in the head three times.
20:14 Speaker 02 And um
20:14 Speaker 01 Was John scared?
20:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:18 Speaker 01 Did he still drop him off?
20:19 Speaker 02 He did.
20:21 Speaker 01 So what'd you tell Mel?
20:22 Speaker 02 I had to lie to my husband. I said
20:25 Speaker 01 Seems to be a theme.
20:26 Speaker 02 I've been camgirling again and I've, these are for the guys I've been talking to. He was cool with it. Um, sorry.
20:36 Speaker 01 It's okay.
20:39 Speaker 01 You just
20:40 Speaker 02 Look.
20:42 Speaker 01 You just ground yourself sometimes?
20:44 Speaker 02 That's what I was doing with John.
20:45 Speaker 01 With John?
20:46 Speaker 02 Hand sliding.
20:47 Speaker 01 And you just, you told Mel nothing?
20:49 Speaker 02 Let's get those shoes back on.
20:50 Speaker 01 Okay, sorry.
20:51 Speaker 02 No, I'm kidding.
20:52 Speaker 01 Okay.
20:53 Speaker 02 Um, so who have you been with?
20:55 Speaker 01 You know, I haven't had sex in a while, almost infamously at this rate.
20:59 Speaker 02 How long has it been?
21:00 Speaker 01 Um, two years.
21:02 Speaker 02 We're gonna order lunch?
21:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, what you want?
21:06 Speaker 01 Well, I heard premies are often allergic to
21:09 Speaker 02 Are you kidding? What are you doing right now?
21:12 Speaker 01 Sorry, I just
21:15 Speaker 02 Um, but yeah, so
21:21 Speaker 01 Well, you know what, Meg, think
21:22 Speaker 02 Just
21:24 Speaker 02 I cannot believe that what I did.
21:27 Speaker 01 What'd you do last summer?
21:28 Speaker 02 With John. I cannot believe I did it again. I feel like it's finally hit me that I need to stop.
21:35 Speaker 01 I think maybe you and Mel should file.
21:38 Speaker 02 File for what?
21:39 Speaker 01 The divorce.
21:41 Speaker 02 That's what I didn't want to hear.
21:42 Speaker 01 Everyone's talking about it.
21:44 Speaker 02 I just want to say like, it means so much to me that you had me on here. I mean, people, I just, you've always had a bit of a crush on me.
21:52 Speaker 01 Stop.
21:55 Speaker 02 Well, you really have.
21:56 Speaker 01 I know.
21:56 Speaker 02 And um, I just think you're such a stud and I, I truly, truly want you to know, you know, if, if, if this doesn't work out and that doesn't work out, I'm calling you.
22:08 Speaker 01 And you know what? And for you?
22:13 Speaker 01 I'll always answer.
22:14 Speaker 02 Oh.
22:15 Speaker 01 I love you, Meg.
22:15 Speaker 02 I mean, you've always been super flirty and sexual with me.
22:18 Speaker 01 I know.
22:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
22:19 Speaker 01 You've been looking really, really good.
22:21 Speaker 02 Thank you. I've gotten a couple facelifts.
22:24 Speaker 01 Oh, you have? A couple?
22:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, and I have got my boobies done to make him look more natural.
22:30 Speaker 01 Does Mel like that or no? Because he's gay.
22:33 Speaker 02 Okay, what? Did you just... Why did you say he was gay?
22:36 Speaker 01 Because I thought... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
22:41 Speaker 02 What made you say that my husband was gay?
22:43 Speaker 01 Well, I'm sorry. I thought when I was talking about the rumors that, you know, it was like, we understood that that's what they were.
22:49 Speaker 02 He wasn't gay when he was eating my ass last night.
22:51 Speaker 01 Oh, he wasn't?
22:53 Speaker 02 So...
22:54 Speaker 01 I just heard he has a lot of callers.
22:57 Speaker 02 What does that mean?
22:58 Speaker 01 A lot of male callers.
23:00 Speaker 02 You've even asked one question about my acting.
23:03 Speaker 01 Okay.
23:05 Speaker 02 So, okay. Have you hooked up with Mel? Have you hooked up with my husband? You tell me what now? Have you hooked up with him now?
23:14 Speaker 01 It was in France.
23:16 Speaker 02 Okay, I didn't know you were gay. You called me a smoke show when we walked in.
23:20 Speaker 01 Well, you are a smoke show.
23:22 Speaker 02 Well, the show's over.
23:23 Speaker 01 Okay, well, thanks. Everyone give it up for... Everyone, yeah. Everyone ever give it up for Meg.
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