Session 129: Alicia Carmody

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  Into the wild, the Cartier Panther encounters a shimmering crocodile, a lonely lovebird, a breathless zebra, and a restless tiger.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Hi pussies, welcome back to Therapuzz. Tonight, we have on Alicia from The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, one of my favorite shows on television, and it is also one of Manny's favorite shows on television.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  It is.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  This is your first intro.

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  This is my first intro, and I'm a little nervous.

• 0:42Speaker 01

  Oh, don't be nervous.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  We're just gonna talk about how much we love Alicia, and what do you love about Real Housewives of Rhode Island?

• 0:48Speaker 02

  What don't I love about The Real Housewives of Rhode Island? Basically, every single woman on it is, like, wild. They all have the best accents ever, and just hearing them speak to each other is a treat.

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  Yes.

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  They're just silly, they're like insane. They all have these, like, crazy houses and crazy jobs. Like, one of them owns a weed store, one of them owns a pizza store.

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  Where we went, oh, I'm so-

• 1:17Speaker 02

  I didn't get to go.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Manny, and the pizza?

• 1:19Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  You know I don't like pizza? It was fucking amazing.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  So good. You know I was looking-

• 1:25Speaker 01

  She has like a hot honey pizza.

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was looking at their Yelp.

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  She has the heart-shaped pizza.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  I know, and I'm really bummed that I wasn't there.

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  We'll see her again.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Oh, I feel it in my bones.

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  She's everything.

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  Yeah, I know.

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  She's everything.

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  I know.

• 1:37Speaker 01

  And she gives pretty good advice in this episode. She gives some really good advice. The housewives always give great advice.

• 1:44Speaker 02

  Well, because they've, like, lived lives.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  Like, all of them. Like, they, they've been through a lot, pre-show and on the show.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  I think that's what makes watching Housewives, like, so empowering.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  I, like, feel so empowered when I watch Housewives.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Me too.

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  I feel like, I'm like, oh my god, if they can do that, I can do anything.

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  Yes, well, also, you were mentioning this before, about how it's like, they get in these crazy fights, and then they move on and they make up and they're best friends again.

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  Yeah.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  I don't know people like that in real life. And it's so fun to watch that on screen because it really is like, wow, they go to like the deepest, darkest depths of their anger and shame and screaming and whatever. And then like a month later, they're best friends again and they move on. Like they are strong people.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  And it's like, kind of the beauty of life.

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  I know.

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  It's like, really, they put water under the bridge and they're like, we gotta make a show. Let's just keep going.

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  Yeah.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  I hope you guys enjoyed tonight's episode. We filmed it at Pizza Mama in Rhode Island. Because for me, that there was nowhere else to film this episode. Alicia is so, I think she is going, I think she is bound to be one of the greatest housewives we've ever seen.

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  I, I do want to add something because I went out to Rhode Island to film this with everybody. And I want to shout out Billy as well and Alicia because they were so hospital or.

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  Hospitable.

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  Yes, to me, when I got there, they moved like the earth to make sure that we could set up. After we went through like two bottles of prosecco and they just fed me. Um, and then Billy like helped me put my luggage into the car for the airport, helped me clean up. And the whole staff at Pizza Mama, it was really fun day. And I just want to shout them out.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Oh, amazing. Fucking shout out Alicia, shout out Billy, shout out the entire staff at Pizza Mama. It is really like, you walk in there and that place feels like home. I'm telling you.

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  Also, did you watch the finale?

• 3:38Speaker 01

  I did.

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  You did?

• 3:39Speaker 01

  I did.

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  I am obsessed with Billy and Alicia from the finale.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  He loves her so much. When he re-proposed to her.

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  I know.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  And then she just kept being like, you've never done anything like this ever. The entire time I've known you. And you kept being like, yeah, I know.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's why, that's why I'm doing it now.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  I know. I love them.

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  You were never homeless. You were never homeless.

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  I know. Wow, that's a good impression.

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  Thank you.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  They keep saying about Liz and, but Liz was saying it about herself, which kind of makes me like, she's like, I'm the sweetest person. I'm a sheep in wolf's clothing. I don't know if you could say that about yourself.

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  So she's essentially claiming she has a tough exterior, but deep down she's nice.

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  Yes.

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  So her actions are mean, but actually she's nice.

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  Yes.

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  You can't say that about yourself.

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  I agree.

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  Can't wait for the reunion.

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  I know.

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  I'm so excited.

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  Me too.

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  Enjoy the episode, pussies. I love you guys.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Alicia Comedy. Welcome to Therapus.

• 4:37Speaker 04

  Oh my god, I love you. I'm so excited.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  I love you, I'm so excited. I brought you crackers and Fig Newtons. And we're drinking wine.

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  That is the best gift in the world, because everyone knows how much I love this. Like, I'm like, literally, I live off of this stuff.

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  Have you been eating them forever?

• 4:48Speaker 04

  I've been eating these since I was a child.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Right, right, right.

• 4:51Speaker 04

  And so to be honest with you with the crackers, I think it's more of like a nervous thing. Like, I have anxiety.

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  Right.

• 4:56Speaker 04

  And I didn't realize how much I talked about crackers until watching myself back on the show.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Oh, you like, didn't even clock it in the moment?

• 5:01Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Because you were so in it. We were just talking about that.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. Like, it was my anxiety. Like, you know when you get butterflies?

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  Yeah.

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  Like, that feeling? I would just want a cracker.

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  Right, right.

• 5:09Speaker 04

  You know, like, some people want a cig. I wanted a cracker.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  You smoke cigs?

• 5:12Speaker 04

  I used to. I don't love them no more.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Why? Why'd you stop?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  I got pregnant.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. Well, that's always a good reason.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's always a good reason.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  How was the reunion?

• 5:22Speaker 04

  The reunion was, um, it was needed. It was very much needed. And I feel like a lot of things had to be said and answered for, too, you know?

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Were you on good terms with everyone?

• 5:35Speaker 04

  I was.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  A not, I remember you, I mean, god, it bring, filming brings it out of you, huh? Like, you're really like...

• 5:41Speaker 04

  Because you know what? What that, like, I didn't know, like, going into first season is like, if you have to talk about things over and over. So you're like, getting very emotional, talking about things that upset you.

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  Yeah.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  And I didn't know how the world was gonna react, you know? Like, you're just like, I'm just trying to be yourself and just figuring out as you go, you know?

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Right. And you've known Liz since you were, what, like, babies?

• 6:01Speaker 04

  Since I was born.

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  Was it weird, like, filming with her?

• 6:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was fun. But, yeah, at the same time, when you're like, giving me attitude, I'm like, you're giving me attitude on camera, though. Why would you do that?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Right, that's sad. At the end of the day, it's like, you're calling me out on camera.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, so that part, like, that part's weird. You're like, how do I handle this on camera? Then you're like, you know what? After a while, it's like, if we're just gonna be real, I'm just gonna try this, you know, answer how I would answer her.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Right, exactly.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  You know?

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  Do you fight like that in, like, real life as well? Or was it, like, do you, like, never fight?

• 6:29Speaker 04

  Like, so normally, I would have never talked to her again. But since I'm on the show with her, like, I'm like, well, I have to forgive her, which is good. Forgiveness is good. Instead of me, I run away from problems.

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  Okay.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  Instead of addressing them.

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  Right.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  So I feel like that really helped me a lot, you know?

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. You, like, shut down?

• 6:44Speaker 04

  I shut down and run. I just won't answer phone calls. I avoid, like, the plague. But on this, you, you can't do that. You have to face your fears and, like, have to, you know, respond. And I didn't know how to do that before, you know?

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  Do you think it's, like, making you a better person?

• 6:58Speaker 04

  It made me a lot stronger.

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  Yeah.

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  A lot stronger, you know? I didn't realize I was that sensitive.

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  You aren't that sensitive. And I, I was with you on the homeless thing.

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  Yes.

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  I was team you all the way. That's your truth.

• 7:11Speaker 04

  Listen, I never lived on the streets. I never said that. I just said, my father, like, sold our home, took all of our money. And I had to move from house to house. I lived with my aunt, my grandparents. And then he came back in. And so, like, when she was questioning me, I felt like, you know my story, but we li- we grew up very similar.

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  Right, okay.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  And I didn't, like, know where to go with that. I was stuck in the car for two hours.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  That was two-hour drive?

• 7:32Speaker 04

  Two hours of the same story, by the way. Two hours. So I was, like, having a, like, a severe anxiety attack.

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  Did you have crackers?

• 7:38Speaker 04

  I did. Joanne kept going, "Do you want a crack?" And I was like, "Yeah, I do. I'm nervous," you know?

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Um, so have you known Jo Ellen? Have you guys have all known each other?

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Just not Ashley?

• 7:48Speaker 04

  I didn't know Ashley, and I wasn't really close with Rula until maybe a year before we started filming. And same thing with Rose.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Okay, thoughts on Ashley?

• 7:56Speaker 04

  Like, very, I thought she was from, um, Nebraska. I was like, wait, they didn't show that. I was like, girl, you are, like, not from here. You are, like, so Nebraskan.

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  We are Nebraska.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  I don't know. It's a vibe. And I, like, don't know anything about Nebraska, but, like, she's Nebraskan.

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  I've been to Nebraska. I'm like, I get it.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  See, I was right.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're always right.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  I'm always right.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  You're always right.

• 8:19Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  I love, so how have you redecorated this place since the show has come out?

• 8:23Speaker 04

  We opened it, like, probably, like, a few months before the show came out. And this was, like, an express. This was, like, a tryout, because he owns, like, a lot of restaurants. Like, bigger restaurants. You know what I mean?

• 8:32Speaker 01

  Well, you gotta get a steak in those, too.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  Right. Well, no, well, yeah, well, those are his partners and stuff like that, you know?

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Oh, so that's-

• 8:37Speaker 04

  This one is, like, my-

• 8:38Speaker 01

  Baby, this is your baby.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  So I feel like we want to expand it, but this was like the tryout, you know?

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  It was like, who's gonna want to come to a sexy pizzeria? Like, I'm a man, like, I don't want to be like in Pizza Mom with chandeliers. You know what I mean?

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Well.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  Well, it's cute, it's sassy.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  It's sassy, it's perfect. Can we try some pizza chips?

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Yes, let's do it.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  I need to try.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  Pizza chips, Big Will.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Big Will?

• 8:58Speaker 04

  And so Big Will didn't want to do the pizza chips either.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  Who's Big Will?

• 9:02Speaker 04

  Oh, I call him Big Will.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, I thought you were talking to Billy.

• 9:05Speaker 04

  Oh, no, Billy.

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  Thank you, Billy. Oh, are they in hearts? Are these hearts?

• 9:09Speaker 04

  No, they're little circles. So the thing with the pizza chips, it's like a little circle.

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  Okay.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  It's light, it has like seasoning, maybe like some Parmesan cheese, salt and pepper. And this is the mama note, because I don't really cook.

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  Cooking rule.

• 9:20Speaker 04

  So this is.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  If, you want to read it?

• 9:23Speaker 04

  Cooking rule. If at first you don't succeed, order pizza. Love mama, XOXO. That's my Gossip Girl, you know, the XOXO.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  You know, and I had to throw that in there.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Do you love Gossip Girl?

• 9:32Speaker 04

  Of course I do.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  What other shows do you watch?

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Ah, I love that show. What's that one? I just said it again. Off Campus.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  Oh, right?

• 9:40Speaker 04

  I'm obsessed. I loved that so much. The Summer I Turned Pretty.

• 9:45Speaker 01

  I never got into The Summer I Turned Pretty.

• 9:46Speaker 04

  I'm dead. Now I might not talk to you. Wait, why?

• 9:50Speaker 01

  I don't know, I just could never do it. I tried, I could never do it.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  You've got to, though, because I felt the same way. It was a start, it was a slow start, but then you start to like love them.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Who were you, who did you want to end up with, Billy?

• 10:00Speaker 04

  What was the cute one that I liked? Jeremy.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Oh, you want, you were Team Jeremiah?

• 10:05Speaker 04

  I loved Jeremiah. He loved her, he loved her so much. The other one was too in his emotions. He was like, I loved, I was the only one that liked Team Jeremiah.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Right, right. Oh, my God, okay, this is my first bite.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  Mmm.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  Light, not.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Perfect for the beach!

• 10:21Speaker 04

  Yes. Right, so good, light, easy. I usually put them on a platter for appetizers when people come over with a charcuterie board, with like mini spinach pies, little pizzas. It's just like a picky. You know what I mean?

• 10:33Speaker 01

  A picky.

• 10:33Speaker 04

  But you don't feel like sick. Like, picture being in the sun, you're not feeling like you're having like a grinder. You know what I mean? You're having like something light, just to do what it has to do. Like a grinder.

• 10:43Speaker 04

  You don't know what a grinder is? I'm so excited.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  I know the app.

• 10:46Speaker 04

  Can I teach you? Oh, it's not the app. You know, an Italian grinder. It's so it's um, it's like a sub. It's like a Italian loaf with like the prosciutto and they can do the Italian dressing. The um, cheese is provolone cheese, salami with the peppers and.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Oh, it's like a pro- okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that's what you guys call them here.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  What do you guys call them?

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Like in Italian?

• 11:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh yeah, the Italian. We call them the grinders.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Okay, I love that. Have you, and what is your favorite thing about Rhode Island?

• 11:12Speaker 04

  Um, oh, there's so many. Like for food, oh, so I like being close to everything.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  I, cause I don't drive. I also.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Neither do I, by the way.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  You don't?

• 11:21Speaker 01

  That's something we share in common.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  Stop it right now.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  I refuse, I can't.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  Do you drive like 10 minutes?

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Nope, I don't even have my license.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  I love you. Where are you from originally?

• 11:29Speaker 01

  New York.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  I'm like, that's why.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, and my dad was like, it's not happening for you.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  But why though? What did you feel?

• 11:34Speaker 01

  I would hit someone.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  You did?

• 11:36Speaker 01

  No, I would.

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  I know you did, so we're like, we're supposed to be friends.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  I know we're supposed to be friends.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  Yes, what sign are you?

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Do you wanna guess?

• 11:47Speaker 04

  I feel like a Leo.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  No, but I see how you would get there. I'm Scorpio.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  Oh, Scorpio, I love a Scorpio.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  What are you?

• 11:53Speaker 04

  I'm a Sag, I'm right in the cup.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  Oh, I love a Sag. You're a Sag, aren't you? Amani. Oh, you're a Virgo, oh my god.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  Oh, that's Billy's birthday. Billy's a Sag.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  I love it here.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  We love Sags here, yeah.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  I'm like brain dead cause of the fucking Knicks.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  No, Charlie, I'll go, that's okay, I get it.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  Like, it was, it was.

• 12:16Speaker 04

  Who did they win?

• 12:18Speaker 01

  Did they win?

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Did the Knicks win?

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Oh, it was like the biggest comeback in sports history.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Oh, was it really?

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was the first quarter, right? I'm like, oh fuck, they're losing. This guy, he was like, I promise you, they're gonna win.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  Stop it.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  He was like, he was like serving drinks, he was like, I promise you, mark my words, they're gonna win. And we're down like 30 points. I'm like, how are we gonna win? He said they just need to start shooting threes and they started shooting threes. I don't know what that really means. I think it's like from far away.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  3 points?

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  A little bit further.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, a little bit further. And they won and it was like, I literally, full body chills, all over my body, my tits were hard, like everything, I was like literally like on the floor screaming.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  It's the best feeling in the world.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Community.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Right, and you feel the energy in the room and everyone's so happy that it just gives you that boner.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  What?

• 13:05Speaker 01

  What team do you root for?

• 13:07Speaker 04

  So, when I was younger, I don't really watch sports anymore, but I used to love Orlando Magic because I was obsessed with Shaquille O'Neal. And he also was a rapper, did you know that?

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Shaquille O'Neal?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Shaq, I loved him.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  What rap?

• 13:18Speaker 04

  Oh, he used to rap. He used to have the hit, like, it was like on a tape, there was tapes, there wasn't cities.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Like, oh, a mixtape?

• 13:25Speaker 04

  No, it was like a tape, like, there was like a Cassette. Cassette, yes. An A B, and I, I used to love his music when I was younger and I just thought he was so epic.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  What music do you listen to today?

• 13:35Speaker 04

  I still love Rihanna.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  Love Rihanna.

• 13:38Speaker 04

  I can't, like, I, Britney, I love a Britney Spears.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Love Britney.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  I love Whitney Houston, Diana Ross, Tina Turner. I have like a mix, Kanye, Drake, Nicki Minaj, I love them all.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  What's your favorite Nicki Minaj song?

• 13:51Speaker 04

  A moment like this.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I see that for you.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, because it just feel, every time I listen to it, if I'm in a bad mood, I feel like

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Wait, do you mean moment for life?

• 13:59Speaker 04

  A moment, oh, yeah.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  1,000%. I never get anything right, by the way.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Well, it's perfect, it's charming.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  A moment for life is, like, it just gives you life, you know what I mean?

• 14:12Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, okay, what about, what's your favorite Britney Spears song?

• 14:16Speaker 04

  Hit me baby one more time. But, when she came back, and when she said, "It's Britney, bitch," you know what I mean? Like, I liked that, you know, so that song too.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  So blackout Britney?

• 14:27Speaker 04

  Yes. I loved that too.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Are you listening to any new artists today, like, anyone, any of the, like, younger pop girls?

• 14:32Speaker 04

  I like Pink Pantheress, is that her, I like Pink Pantheress, I don't know if I said her name right, I love them.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  You did, you did.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love her.

• 14:37Speaker 01

  What song do you like?

• 14:38Speaker 04

  Well, with the one with Zara, Larson?

• 14:40Speaker 01

  Stateside?

• 14:40Speaker 04

  Yes, I like that, see, I'm not good with like the terms, but I just know that, like, when I hear, what, see, the Owen, who does my social media, he'll put a song on, I'd be like, I love that, and that was Pink Panther, what was the name of it? Stateside?

• 14:51Speaker 01

  Is Owen gay?

• 14:52Speaker 04

  No, Owen's the most straightest man ever, actually.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Good for you, Owen.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  So sometimes it's like super funny, like having him run my social media, cause like he's like super straight, you know? Like I'll be like, Owen, you gotta like, you know, filter me a little bit, like it's okay.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  He's like, I don't see it, I'm like, well, you should.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Oh my god, Angel Owen.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's a good guy.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Angel, cause you know what, you don't need to filter anything. You look even better in real life.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  No dead ass.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Like, you look better, you look amazing.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  Everyone always thought I was like six foot tall, I don't know why on TV, but I'm like 5'1".

• 15:22Speaker 01

  I'm short too.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  How tall?

• 15:24Speaker 01

  You wanna guess?

• 15:26Speaker 04

  I'm so bad at this game, 5'4"?

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, 5'3".

• 15:29Speaker 04

  See, I'm good.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:30Speaker 04

  Alright, I was a little good. I really lied, I'm good.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  Alicia, what are you therapist about today?

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Today, Billy had my daughter here, um, without me knowing, and she wasn't dressed up, she looked like she was a ragged doll, and that stressed me out. Because like, when she shows up here in front of my friends, I like when she's like clean, I don't like when her nails are dirty, I don't like, her hair wasn't brushed, and that like gave me anxiety. Is that weird?

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Isn't she five?

• 15:54Speaker 04

  No, she's nine. And she was outside, I go, what is she wearing? She didn't brush her hair, like...

• 15:59Speaker 01

  I know, my parents used to be on me about that. I used to post videos online, and I wouldn't brush my hair before, it's charming.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  It's just like what a mom does, like that's what I'm supposed to do, you know? And it bothers me, but that's like the mother of me, so she's lucky, and you're welcome, Selena, if you hear this one day.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  She will.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  You know, you're welcome, I care. Cause some mothers don't care, but I do.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  Right, okay.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Oh, hi.

• 16:19Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  Oh my god, is everyone just so obsessed with Pizza Mama?

• 16:22Speaker 04

  Uh, you know, they like it, and I'm happy, it's fun for them.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  Right, right. Okay, so that's what you're therapist about, how has Billy been taking to the reception of the show?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  I think Billy's actually been better than me, I think that I was having more anxiety.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  You're having anxiety about it?

• 16:37Speaker 04

  I didn't have anxiety during filming, but I'm having anxiety like after it.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Like you're what people are saying?

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Just like trying to keep up, like I'm like, oh my god, I work now. Like, I was a cast, no, but like it's a lot more work than people think it is, so it's like...

• 16:49Speaker 01

  No, yeah, 1,000%.

• 16:50Speaker 04

  I can't keep up with calendars, and dates, and times, you know, so like he's more like helping me manage my life.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  What do you mean, like what, like do you miss like work, like life events?

• 17:01Speaker 04

  Like I just like didn't, I had, I worked like two, three days a week before, and I love that I'm working now, and I love that I get to show that, but like I... I don't know how to manage my schedule yet.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  You'll learn.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  You'll learn. And like, you know, I don't know how to manage my schedule either.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  See, alright, well, yeah, it's hard.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  It's hard.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  You can't do it all.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  Well, you can't. You can't be funny, charming, and manage a schedule.

• 17:24Speaker 04

  That's what I say to him when he says to me, "I don't know about money." I say, "That's your problem. I'm the creator. That's not my problem," I told him. "That's what you're for." You're a balanced team.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 17:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Right, Billy?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  What do you... You know what he does to me every morning?

• 17:35Speaker 01

  What?

• 17:35Speaker 04

  This is how I wake up and have coffee, and he wants me to be in a good mood. I wake up, I can't see. I'm not a morning person. He'll be like, "So, Alicia, today we gotta talk about the balances of what you've been spending. Do you wanna wake up to that?"

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Every morning?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Almost every morning. Yeah, you go, "You're overspending. What have you been..." There's a lot of... There's a lot of boxes that came in last night, and I try hiding them.

• 17:56Speaker 05

  She announces to me and Selena, "I'm awake." And that is the cue for... Selena goes and grabs her cracker biscuits that she eats in the morning. And then I start her coffee. We make her coffee with cinnamon, and it's waiting for her.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  I do. I wake up.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  You live like a princess.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  Well, I do. For most of the time, I do. I am very fragile, so, yeah.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  No, but that's okay.

• 18:16Speaker 04

  I'm fragile.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  You should be protected. Yes. You need to be protected. Okay. When Rosie and Kelsey were fighting.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Who did you agree with more?

• 18:26Speaker 04

  Rosie.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Right.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  I love Rosie. I also love Kelsey, so it's hard for me. But Rosie's like one of my closer friends on the show.

• 18:32Speaker 01

  What Kelsey did was kinda mean.

• 18:33Speaker 04

  Right.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  It was, who cares about the square footage?

• 18:35Speaker 04

  I would never... So, my home is my safe place. Like, I would never want someone to make fun of that. And she was like showing her real home.

• 18:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  You know, and it's under construction, so give the girl a minute.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  God, what else happened this season? Oh, Rula's affair.

• 18:47Speaker 04

  I'll talk. Yeah, whatever you wanna ask, go for, 'cause I got... Please.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  Who was pushing the agenda of... Was it Joellen mostly?

• 18:53Speaker 04

  Joellen is like a detective.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  Really? Has she always been like this?

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Like, I don't remember her always being like this, but she's so good. It's scary.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  Did she go out of her way to like find out that he was having an affair?

• 19:05Speaker 04

  I don't think she went out of her way at the beginning. I think that it was very like, everyone knew about it, which I didn't, to be honest with you. That's the truth. But I think when like Rula was like, you know, "This is lying. This is AI Jones. Like, I am gonna prove you wrong. This man is cheating." And so, you know.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  Are they still together?

• 19:24Speaker 04

  Very... They are so happily in love.

• 19:27Speaker 01

  I mean, if it works for them, it works for them.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  Right? At the end of the day, like, my mom always told me not to get involved with other people's relationships.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  I.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  Sometimes you're off to for TV, but.

• 19:36Speaker 04

  Right, and I feel the same way. If she's happy and she doesn't want to know anything, like, I'm just going to the beat of her drums.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  But how awkward did you feel at that dinner, though, knowing about the video?

• 19:44Speaker 04

  I liked Brian. To be honest with you guys, Brian is actually amazing. Besides the cheating part, like, he's fucking funny. The man is funny. Like, you cannot take that away from him. He is funny. Like, he's always saying something, you're like, oh, my god, like, you know, so it was hot. And I also see him, like, he was a great dad to both of his children. And I seen him in, like, in his home, taking care of Rula. So it was, yeah, it was awkward, because I, I did, I do see a good side to him.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Right.

• 20:10Speaker 04

  You know?

• 20:11Speaker 01

  I, so the season finale is next week, which I have not seen yet. Does shit go down?

• 20:17Speaker 04

  Of course, always.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  But, like, does it go down like it went down at what's-his-face's Frank Sinatra night?

• 20:24Speaker 04

  No.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:26Speaker 04

  No, not like that, but.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  That was bad.

• 20:28Speaker 04

  So bad. And I, like, and I, I gotta tell you, I love, I love Liz, and I think that's why I was, like, crying so hard. And I'm not used to crying, so that was, like, new to me, too, like that. So I was like, I just wanted it to end. Like, I just wanted her to be like, you made your point. I don't even care anymore at this point, because what does it mean to, like, what does it matter what you think? I know what happened. You know what I mean?

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 20:50Speaker 04

  What does it matter?

• 20:50Speaker 01

  But would she not drop it?

• 20:51Speaker 04

  She wouldn't drop it. She wouldn't leave me alone about it. That's why Joellen was sticking up for me.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Right.

• 20:55Speaker 04

  And she never left it alone even after that.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Are Liz and Joellen on good terms or no?

• 21:00Speaker 04

  Not really, no.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  You guys are like my family. Every Monday, I sit down, I'm like, I text Amani, and I'm like,

• 21:07Speaker 04

  Really?

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Yes, you don't understand. And I, and I had a gut feeling. I said, I know this is gonna be good. I know this is gonna be good. They've all known each other since they were kids. Like, I know this is gonna be good. Every Monday, you on my screen, dinner. It is the best ritual of all time. It's the best show ever.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  Really?

• 21:22Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Is it because I think that we all, like, really, like, showed our true, like, who we are?

• 21:27Speaker 01

  You said that, you said your truth, you said, like, how you grew up, like, how you feel, you're, like, you showed your life. That's what reality television's about.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  Right.

• 21:35Speaker 01

  You know, it's reality.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  And I really did hate Billy in that minute, by the way, when I did flip out at him or whatever, I said something, but I love him, too. So, like, it shows that, like, in relationships, what I felt like was my thing, what helped us is that, you know, no one has a perfect relationship, and you're just gonna work through it if it's, like, strong enough, or if it's worth it, you know?

• 21:53Speaker 01

  Right.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  And I liked doing that with him. It helped us.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Was Billy like initially apprehensive about doing the show?

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Well, he was like, why would you want to put your daughter on TV? Why would you want to like, people can judge you, you know, I obviously don't say a lot of the right words a lot. I mess up a lot. And if you do that for a mistake, the world might hate you, you know, and it's a mistake. So that part's scary, you know what I mean? Cause I don't always say the right thing, but I don't mean it intentionally. It's just a mistake, you know?

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Were you, was there anything specific that you said that you were like worried was gonna be taken the wrong way when you said it?

• 22:23Speaker 04

  I ran over a woman.

• 22:26Speaker 04

  Yes, I was like, oh, the world is gonna be like, it's over, but I-

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Can you tell me about that?

• 22:31Speaker 04

  She jumped in front of my car.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  And I was with my best friends and we were came from, I think I was driving slow and she dove in front of my car and I hit her. And she cracked my windshield and she got up and proceeded to run away. And I said, no, you can't, because I was thinking you could have a brain injury, you know?

• 22:50Speaker 01

  Oh my God, I would love a grinder. You guys make that here?

• 22:53Speaker 04

  That's the Italian grinder, but he wanted the hot honey.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Oh my God, I'll do both. Oh my God, this, oh my God, Alicia, I love you. You feel like family to me.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I love food.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  I love food too. Okay, well, what do you, I gotta try the hot honey, right?

• 23:03Speaker 04

  You gotta try the hot honey.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  Oh, oh my God.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  The Italian grinder is my favorite food when I'm drinking. I don't know why, when I'm really, if I have like three drinks, I'm like right for that. It's the bread, it's the dressing, but that's, that's epic.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  You're lying.

• 23:18Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  That, what?

• 23:20Speaker 04

  That's so good. Do you like that? So there's a cheese crust around it.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Yo.

• 23:24Speaker 04

  It's light and airy. Did you, does anyone, is anyone from Detroit over here? I never had Detroit until, no.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Oh my God, wait, I'm like actually-

• 23:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's so good.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't love pizza.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  You don't like pizza?

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Not really.

• 23:38Speaker 04

  What? What do you eat? Sushi?

• 23:44Speaker 04

  Am I good? I'm so psychic, by the way, FYI.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  I like sushi, Thai.

• 23:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I knew it when you said you don't like pizza.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  I like pasta, though.

• 23:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:53Speaker 01

  Oh my God, I can't stop eating. I'm like, my fat ass is just gonna be munching to the mic the whole time.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  That's how I, if you're at my house, I want you to eat, you know, whether we have Greek food or the Italian eat, wine, drink.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  You like Greek food? I love Greek food.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  Well, Billy's Greek.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 24:06Speaker 04

  So he owns a lot of Greek restaurants.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  Oh, I didn't know that. Round two, we gotta go to the Greek room. Well, only if you have a steak in it.

• 24:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, that's his mothers and his dads and all that went together. Oh, that's all right. They don't care. But I, you know, you never know. But I like, I'd never really liked Greek food until I met him.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Right. When did you guys meet? How'd you guys meet?

• 24:23Speaker 04

  He stalked me.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  What?

• 24:25Speaker 04

  He was persistent. I wasn't into him.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Ah, obsessed.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, but then I felt, I like a stalker.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Really?

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like someone, I think I'm very shy that like if you have to fucking beat me down and be like,

• 24:38Speaker 01

  I want you.

• 24:39Speaker 04

  I want you, then I'm like, I fucking love you, then I'm a lifetime-er.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  Then I'm not going.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  I think I'm kind of similar.

• 24:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  In terms of relationships, like romantic relationships, like you need to be like, I want you, we're doing this. Or else I'll just be stubborn.

• 24:50Speaker 04

  Yes, because it's like something, I don't, maybe it's my, I don't know what it is, but he had to lock it down.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Probably, probably anxiety.

• 24:57Speaker 04

  Anxiety.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  I love how open you are about your anxiety. Do you think, like, when you go to bed, like, are you anxious every night?

• 25:03Speaker 04

  No, when I wake up, I'm anxious.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  God, at nighttime is when you're free.

• 25:06Speaker 04

  I'm so tired, I want to watch a show.

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• 27:05Speaker 04

  I'm obsessed with you.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  I love you down. I love you down.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  I'm dead. When you tell me that, I get so excited, why don't you jump and jacks or something?

• 27:13Speaker 01

  I literally jammed you being like, I need you in my life. Like, I need to start texting you. Can we start texting?

• 27:18Speaker 04

  Yes, please, I love to text.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  Do you play like the Wordle?

• 27:20Speaker 04

  Who? A Wordle?

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Never mind. Do you watch TikToks?

• 27:26Speaker 04

  I'm trying.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Are you a real person?

• 27:28Speaker 04

  I do like voicemail, I don't like no technology. I do like voice notes.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 27:33Speaker 04

  That's what I'm good at.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Right, right, right. I need to take a bite of this grinder.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  Do I just eat it as is?

• 27:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, you put it together and you just chop out it. Very Italian. Mmm. What the fuck? Yeah, so good. You got it, sir? Yes, of course. We have salads, we have desserts, we have a Nutella pizza.

• 27:52Speaker 01

  Yo. I'm not even, you can tell when I'm lying. Like, this food is fucking insane.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  It's cute, it's good.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  Italians made this food.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  They did.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  Well, Billy's Greek, so.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Well, yeah. But, so the part of Greece that he's from is like right next to the part of Italy that I'm from, so it's wild, so it's like a boat ride away.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  Do you guys ever go?

• 28:09Speaker 04

  Yes, yes, to Greece, yes, please God, it's the worst. It's the biggest fight. We broke up about it many times.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's obsessed.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  With going on vacation to Greece?

• 28:22Speaker 04

  He's obsessed. It's like, oh, I have to hear about it every single holiday, every time I'm happy, every time I'm sad, every family event. We have to talk about Greece.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Like, what do you, go ahead, give me an example.

• 28:33Speaker 04

  Do you know anyone Greek? Wait, I'm like, we actually went to couples therapy about Greece.

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Wait, give me, give me an example. Give me an example. We're talking, we're talking, we're talking. Hi, hi Billy.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  You know, you know, I gotta go to Greece this summer, right? Well, Billy, I can't film the show. I gotta go to Greece. This is what I did all summer long. And my father, my brother, you know, we gotta go to Greece. My daughter needs to speak Greek. And my daughter needs to go. It's like all day. It could be Christmas, but in Greece, like, it's like Greece. It's like, yes, it is. It's all you do. And then he blasts Greeks' music, like Greek music in the car. And he smacks the windshield and he smacks this and it's just like, that's what Greeks do. And I get mortified and it's not hot.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  And you know it, Billy. And my daughter gets so ashamed. She does.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  So you don't like Greece?

• 29:19Speaker 04

  I like it. Like, I'm so happy I got to, like, do it and go. I don't need to go there every summer.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  You're not a vacation person, are you?

• 29:26Speaker 04

  I love vacation.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  Oh, you are? I thought you liked staying at home.

• 29:28Speaker 04

  I love being home too, though.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 29:30Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I get FOMO when I'm not home.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  Okay, I get FOMO too. Like, all my friends are in Monaco right now. I kinda have FOMO.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  But like, you didn't go to Monaco?

• 29:38Speaker 01

  I went, but then I left.

• 29:39Speaker 04

  But aren't you happy to go and be like, I wanna go home?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  But you know what? I got to leave and I said, I literally said, I was like, you know what? Like, trust the higher power.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  And then I went to the Knicks and I saw the biggest comeback in sports history.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  And it's like, thank you.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's literally like, thank you.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  Because you don't need to be everywhere. You could just be close to home and have that experience.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Exactly, exactly.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 01

  What's the best concert you've ever been to?

• 30:01Speaker 04

  It's Britney, bitch.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  You saw Britney?

• 30:03Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Which tour?

• 30:04Speaker 04

  When she was doing the circus tour.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Oh, you saw, good.

• 30:07Speaker 04

  I know who else is really good, Beyonce.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 30:11Speaker 04

  That's Beyonce.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  It's what tour did you see of Beyonce?

• 30:13Speaker 04

  Halo, right when Michael Jackson died.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  You saw the Sasha Fierce?

• 30:16Speaker 04

  No, right when Michael Jackson died, she sang that song Halo. And I remember just crying my eyes out because she was so beautiful onstage. She was like an angel.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 30:24Speaker 04

  You know, and you can feel things. You know how you like, you might meet your favorite celeb and you might like have always loved them, but then you see them and you're like, you ain't shit.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  Or whatever, you don't want to go back. You know what I mean? And then you meet someone that you already thought, and they're like just glowing. That's how they both work.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  We were talking about Beyonce on the ride over today. We said she just glides.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  She was like an angel. I was like, she is like, like I felt it, like, you know?

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Right.

• 30:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Okay, do you want to get into the tell me what's wrongs?

• 30:49Speaker 04

  Oh, I love a tell me what's wrong.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  This is where you give advice.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  Okay, I give you advice?

• 30:52Speaker 01

  No, you give the pussies advice.

• 30:53Speaker 04

  Okay, pussies. I love it.

• 30:56Speaker 01

  I just have another bite in my grinder because it isn't that good.

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• 33:54Speaker 01

  Have you burning questions from the Rhode Island fans?

• 33:56Speaker 04

  Are you hungry?

• 33:57Speaker 06

  Well, of course I'm hungry, but I feel like you need to like go to Greece with Angie Kay.

• 34:03Speaker 04

  So I met her.

• 34:04Speaker 06

  I feel like she will change your life about how you feel about Greece. See, you don't go to Italy either.

• 34:09Speaker 04

  I love Italy, but I like a city.

• 34:11Speaker 06

  Oh, fair.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  So I liked, I love Rome, I love Paris, I love London, but Greece, it's... She's got a lot of Greek haters. I love Greece so much! No, and I do, I just, I'm so happy I went.

• 34:24Speaker 06

  I feel like we can have a special of you and Angie Kay, like going to Greece and her changing her mind.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Have you met Angie Kay?

• 34:28Speaker 04

  I did meet Angie Kay, I met her at the girls' trip, the, um, Ultimate Girls' Trip.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  You did Ultimate Girls' Trip?

• 34:34Speaker 04

  What did I do? Did I do that? I forgot what I did. It was like the all cast.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  The Bravo rep is shaking.

• 34:42Speaker 04

  Wait, what did I? Very calm. I think it was. It was like the one that like all the girls got together, they were traveling. And so it was like the grand finale.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  And Angie Kay was there and I was like, oh my God, I have to go up to you because you're Greek. And Billy loves being Greek. We hear about it all day long. And you, I do love Greece. You guys just went. And she was like, I love Greece. And she was beautiful and so nice.

• 35:03Speaker 01

  Gorgeous, gorgeous. High body count hair. Not on her.

• 35:06Speaker 04

  No.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  Do you watch any other Housewives shows?

• 35:09Speaker 04

  I used to love the old Jersey. I haven't watched the new one. I was obsessed with Jersey.

• 35:14Speaker 01

  People are saying that you guys are giving old Jersey.

• 35:16Speaker 04

  Oh, that, that gives me life because that's why I used to watch it. It reminded me of my family.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 04

  My aunt. So I felt like I was like in my kitchen or my dining room table, sitting with them. And I also love, um, Utah, Salt Lake.

• 35:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, best.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  Love, for sure.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Was Kelsey's boyfriend or her old ex-boyfriend, the one that paid for everything?

• 35:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  Like, how did she get him to agree to filming in the house? I heard that maybe that wasn't his house.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  So I don't know. Me and her never talked about that. So that's the true story. I swear to God, I've never asked. Um, and I just kind of let her do her thing.

• 35:49Speaker 01

  Okay. And what's up with Rosie at the news station?

• 35:52Speaker 04

  She was the best newscast girl. She, everyone thought she was so hot.

• 35:56Speaker 01

  Wait, but so what, was it a thing in Rhode Island though at the time? Like, oh, Rosie's doing the news?

• 36:01Speaker 04

  I didn't watch the news then. So is that what you're talking about? I never watched the news.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  Didn't watch the news. So I didn't know who she was. Is that, is that what you mean?

• 36:09Speaker 01

  Kind, like I thought, like, was she like the talk of the town? That she was the news anchor?

• 36:12Speaker 04

  My, yeah, but I think what, like what she will say for Rosie, yeah, my stepdad thought she was beautiful. Like the older crowd, yes.

• 36:18Speaker 01

  Got it. And then why did she leave the job?

• 36:20Speaker 04

  She had colitis and she was bleeding through her ass. She said, which I almost died. I said, oh my God, girl, you are so real. I'd rather die than say that on TV, but that's why I love Rosie.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  But then didn't Kelsey say she lost the job because of an affair?

• 36:33Speaker 04

  That's not true.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Not true?

• 36:35Speaker 04

  That's so not true.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  Okay, not true.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  No, promise. That's false. And I think that's why Rosie has such a hard time with her.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  Okay, right, cuz she's like, you're making shit. Why don't they get along? What do you think it is?

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Alright, so I think that Rosie's not originally from Rhode Island, and so like, we know, like, the people that are from Rhode Island, we know the whole background story of everyone. Like, I know Kelsey, I know everything about her, so like, the fact that we didn't know who Rosie was and her background story, and we were just going off of rumors, and I think that's what it was.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Mean girl, a little.

• 37:04Speaker 04

  It was, it was more like a mean girl, but yet she was like, "I don't know your background story, and I'm trying to figure you out."

• 37:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you had Rosie's back.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  But Kelsey's actually sweet.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  She seems sweet.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  But to her and Rosie, they, they aren't sweet to get, like, they're not good together.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Was the reunion, did things get nasty?

• 37:20Speaker 04

  They're just, they're always gonna be like, dit, dit, dit, you know, dit, dit, dit, you know? But I see Kelsey in a different light, but Rosie's, obviously, I'm very close to Rosie.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Real, honest answer, what goes through your mind when Ashley cries?

• 37:31Speaker 04

  Like, good fe, I don't, I, I'm, I'm like, waiting for her. I feel like it's like, you know, it's like oxygen to like, breathing. It's like, okay, it's, it's a time, if she doesn't cry, I'm offended. If she cries, I'm a little offended, but if she doesn't cry, I'm offended, yeah. Yeah, I want her to cry, that's who she is.

• 37:46Speaker 01

  Oh, love that.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Have you been to Ashley's restaurant?

• 37:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  Well, you've been, you went for trivia night, that I know.

• 37:51Speaker 04

  Right.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  But did you eat there?

• 37:52Speaker 04

  It's goo, it's good, it's great. Billy loves it, yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Billy?

• 37:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, he loves it. It's cute, it's, it's a vibe.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Okay, as a restaurant owner, you think it's gonna stay open?

• 38:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:03Speaker 05

  I think especially now.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Right, right, especially now.

• 38:06Speaker 05

  Like, he's, he's vested.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  What is in this wine, oh, I finished the thing.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  Let's have more.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  That's what's going on.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  A pour, a repour.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  A repour, right away.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  A repour, fuck me. But the only way out is through, huh?

• 38:16Speaker 04

  I know, that's why you gotta keep going.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I'm obsessed with you, I'm sick.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  I always called it the hair of a dragon, but I guess it was the hair of a dog.

• 38:23Speaker 01

  And it's summer, this summer is like giving, oh, thank you, Billy.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Do you want, do you guys want pizza?

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Yes, they do.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  Have them, have pizza.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  They're starving, everyone's starving.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Let's eat.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Let's eat.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  Pizza for everyone.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Oh my god. I... I can just tell that you have such a good soul.

• 38:38Speaker 04

  I do. No, I, I, I am very real, but I 1,000% too.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  You do, like, you like, you have so much love to give and it's such a joy to see on my television.

• 38:50Speaker 04

  So I feel like I've been through a lot.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  And I also, animals love me, babies love me, and I, I was a hairstylist my whole life. I've talked to women and men about their problems.

• 39:00Speaker 01

  Right, okay.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  So I just like, I empathize with people. Like, I feel things. Some people can just like move on. I feel like people's.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  You're an empath.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I understand it, and that's why I was like a flip-flop at the beginning, because like, I don't want to judge people.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  I didn't think you were a flip-flop. I actually didn't think you were a flip-flop. I thought you were just trying to see every.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  I was.

• 39:19Speaker 01

  Every side.

• 39:20Speaker 04

  Thank you for, yeah.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  No, but I really did. I was like, that, Joellen, flip-flop, because she.

• 39:24Speaker 04

  She is. She's the one that gave me the name. Love Joellen, Jo Melon.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Love her, love her down, but she is a flip-flop, but you, you're not a, to be a flip-flop, you have to be calculated.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  I'm not.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  And you're just genuinely trying to understand everyone's POV.

• 39:39Speaker 04

  I wish I was more calculated to be on this show. I have no time. I'm 80-day. I can't even do homework. I can't balance a schedule.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  What homework?

• 39:47Speaker 04

  I just like, can't do any, like, I have homework. Like, if I was like, for the, like, for the business of this, but I wish, I envy that about Joellen.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  Wait, what, like, what would, like, homework, like, what would homework look like?

• 39:56Speaker 04

  For like, just like certain things, like, we have to do this, we have to do this. Like, I don't like homework. I don't like, I don't even like my daughter's homework. I get overwhelmed once she comes home.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  Is she asking for help?

• 40:04Speaker 04

  I'm not good, so she goes to him now.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Do you help?

• 40:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't do the homework no more. I'm not good at it, so.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Not my thing.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  Does she like school, Selena?

• 40:13Speaker 04

  Loves.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Loves?

• 40:14Speaker 04

  Loves. She's the, she's my, she's my daughter.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  She's so, so, what was high school like for you in Rhode Island? What was it like? Like, what, like, would you go to Friday night football games, like?

• 40:22Speaker 04

  So you're gonna skeeve me, but I'm gonna be honest with you. I was very popular.

• 40:29Speaker 04

  No, I really was.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Like, were you, had, had Queen B?

• 40:32Speaker 04

  I was just like, but like, in a genuine way, I was friends with everybody. I wasn't just friends with the popular girls. I was friends with, like, the, like, everybody. I was love all, I loved all groups. But I was like, I would have to hide. So like, if I went to the market, right, and I also have a very big family in Rhode Island.

• 40:48Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  So in high school, like, I couldn't get a, I couldn't smoke a cigarette, put it this way, because I would get caught. I couldn't cut classes. I would get caught. Everyone was always trying to protect me.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  So you've always been famous?

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Like, when I was young, Billy, what happens when I, I hide from people? Tell them. I hide.

• 41:05Speaker 01

  What do you mean you hide?

• 41:05Speaker 04

  Like, so like, we'd be at Garden City, I'd be like, oh god, like, and, and not, and I love people, but I also, you, you need your downtime.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  You need your downtime.

• 41:13Speaker 04

  So, yeah, like, people, yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 01

  When did the doll obsession begin?

• 41:17Speaker 04

  I've always loved dolls.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  Um, when I, if a doll's hair was out of place, I would smash it and throw it, as a kid, I think I had OCD, but no one knew about it.

• 41:27Speaker 01

  Oh, I have OCD.

• 41:28Speaker 04

  I think I do too.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  How does it manifest for you?

• 41:32Speaker 04

  Not well.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Not well, bitch. No, no, it's bad, and it's the point where, like, I don't let my daughter play with her dolls as much upstairs, but now she is, I'm getting better. My house, my blanket, like, it, like, today, when I told you my daughter came here and she did never hear, like, I have, I like things, I don't know.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  I don't know, I can't explain it, I like things groomed.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes.

• 41:54Speaker 04

  You know?

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Okay, so these are the tell me what's wrongs, we give the pussies advice.

• 41:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  Okay. My wedding is next summer, and my fiance and I, oh my god, you're gonna hate this one, are going to Greece.

• 42:05Speaker 04

  Okay. Why?

• 42:06Speaker 01

  For two weeks for their honeymoon.

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Oh, I kinda love the chaos.

• 42:12Speaker 04

  They're pissed.

• 42:13Speaker 01

  We have had this planned for months, one of my really close friends just said she wants to have her wedding a week after mine. I told her I'd be on my honeymoon and wouldn't be able to go to her wedding, and she said, yeah, like, I don't give a fuck vibes. What should I do? I'm really sad about it, but don't wanna seem selfish for being upset.

• 42:32Speaker 04

  Okay, so it's a week away, she told her about it, and her frie, is she more mad that her friends are more like, eh, no, I don't give a fuck?

• 42:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what she's upset about.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  Alright, so I would be like, you know what, I'm so sorry, I would still give my peace, so I could sleep at night, and then, also, just enjoy your wedding, and let her focus on hers, and let them let you, girl, you know what I mean?

• 42:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, because that's, you have to say your peace, or if it's gonna eat you up in life, like, it will eat you up alive, you know?

• 42:57Speaker 01

  Even if it's not. Right.

• 43:00Speaker 04

  Right.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Right, like even if it's not right, like you feel how you feel.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  You feel how you feel, and if you don't feel right and you're like, I don't like the way this landed, I still want to tell you, I'm really upset, I can't go, but I need you, I don't want to, I want you to enjoy your running, I'm gonna enjoy mine.

• 43:13Speaker 01

  Do you think she should tell her, I'm upset that you don't seem to care?

• 43:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I would be like, oh my god, how are you not sad, girl? Like, you're like, we're besties, I want to be there, I want you to be there, like, it bothers me, you know?

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:25Speaker 04

  And maybe her friend doesn't know how to be emotional right now, maybe she's just like caught up.

• 43:28Speaker 01

  Right, right. And by the way, I just would like, ooh, Nolan, tell me what you think. Are you not, oh, I, we need to see the, we need to see their reactions.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  I'm so excited, oh my god.

• 43:37Speaker 01

  No, I, bitch, I told you.

• 43:39Speaker 05

  That is so incredible.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  I, it's like, actually, I-

• 43:43Speaker 06

  Insane.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Insane.

• 43:45Speaker 06

  Insane.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Like, you have a-

• 43:46Speaker 06

  Chicken bacon ranch used to be my favorite in college, got me through life.

• 43:50Speaker 04

  Where'd you go?

• 43:51Speaker 06

  I went to school in Ohio, really small school in Ohio.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Okay, cuz that's like, that's one of his, okay.

• 43:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, and this is insane.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  Yes, that's like the No One Seller.

• 43:59Speaker 06

  Like, when I was drunk, this would save my life.

• 44:02Speaker 04

  Yes, girl.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  I really want you to know that you have-

• 44:04Speaker 06

  Pizza Mama needs to come to New York.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  No, it's so, you gotta go for the, you gotta go for the experience. I mean, I want success for you, so I do want it in New York. You should do a pop up, do a pop up.

• 44:14Speaker 06

  Do a pop up.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Please.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  I would do a pop up. I want to do like a bigger restaurant with a bar, like a cute bar, you know what I mean? Like, I want to do it like cute.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  What would you call it?

• 44:23Speaker 04

  Pizza Mama.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, you want to do like a bigger Pizza Mama?

• 44:26Speaker 04

  This was like the, this was like the express store, it was like the trial, cuz he didn't trust me.

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 44:31Speaker 01

  Well, Billy, do you trust her now?

• 44:33Speaker 04

  Look at what this is.

• 44:34Speaker 05

  I trust her ideas.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Okay, good answer.

• 44:38Speaker 05

  But I, I really do, like, she, she gets it in a way that I don't and don't see it, but when, like, to run the business, we'll leave that on my side of things.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  Well, 1,000%.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  That's why, I know, but that's why it's a good team, like, she sees, I never, I thought this was crazy, and it, people love it.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's this big.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Good food, good people, that's all that matters.

• 44:59Speaker 05

  This was supposed to be a quick thing, get it up and running, you know, it was a little different than what we usually do, and we were, I was just gonna sell it, like, it was gonna be a quick flipper, and she didn't like the name.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  So business, we're so not alike.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, but that's right, why, you can't be so alike, girls, that's not the thing.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  No, I know, but see, your story is like a history teacher. I feel like, it's like very history.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  She makes me laugh.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  Do you just laugh all day with her?

• 45:24Speaker 05

  Most of the time.

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, he does. And then I get mad and then he laughs. I said, alright, I wasn't even being funny. I think you are a history teacher though.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  You like history? What's your favorite historical event?

• 45:35Speaker 05

  My favorite historical event? I mean, I love the story about the Peloponnesian War.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  So boring, so not my type.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 45:43Speaker 04

  No, it doesn't matter.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't like history.

• 45:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't either.

• 45:47Speaker 04

  He tells me history, I said, I can't be bothered.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  I also can't be bothered.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  But I actually, I'm...

• 45:52Speaker 04

  Some of it I do.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  I'm good at, I used to do improvisation.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  And I would like improvise historical skits.

• 45:59Speaker 04

  Yes. Like Romeo and Juliet.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 46:03Speaker 04

  One thousand.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Romeo and Juliet.

• 46:06Speaker 04

  Is that history? It should be, if it isn't. Is that poetry? Is that English? I don't know. Whatever.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  Blimey.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  No, I swear.

• 46:15Speaker 01

  You think Romeo and Juliet actually happened?

• 46:17Speaker 04

  I wish it did, it didn't.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  It's Shakespeare.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  He's a poet, but that's still like, I feel like it had to happen in history.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  He's like, is he a poet? I feel, now I'm like, is he?

• 46:28Speaker 04

  I don't know. Billy, that's where I was going.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Billy! Is Shakespeare a poet, or is he just a writer, like a storyteller? Yeah, you're right, I knew you were right. I knew you were right.

• 46:38Speaker 04

  Alright, we don't need to get into the details, it's a quick quest.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  My boyfriend will not stop sending me Instagram reels. Like, one out of the 20 of them are funny or interesting, and it's becoming an ick that he's scrolling so much. I think, I think he may be a little down in the dumps, though, so I don't want to pile this on top. How do I be gentle about it, or should I just ignore it?

• 47:01Speaker 04

  I would ignore it. Billy does it to me all the time. I just, I actually feel bad when Billy does it. I'm like, oh, he must miss me. He's, maybe it's like a card that he should have sent me, or, yeah, no. I just, I just like, I don't even answer them. I put him on silent.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  You have Billy on, you have him on silent?

• 47:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, what is it called when you just?

• 47:17Speaker 01

  Do not disturb.

• 47:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  I get it.

• 47:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't answer them. He says a thousand, so I get you, girl.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  Does your daughter have a cellphone?

• 47:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Good.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  iPad.

• 47:25Speaker 01

  Good, okay.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  On restriction.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  Good. I didn't have a cellphone until I was 12, 13, and I needed it to like go and like do stuff.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  I don't believe in it like too young.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I completely agree. She's gonna be a better person for it, by the way.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I agree.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, it's, kids are getting way too young these days.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  It's like a drug for people, it's a drug for me.

• 47:43Speaker 01

  It's a drug for me.

• 47:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:44Speaker 01

  When I get, do a post and I get likes, I'm literally like, it feels like I just worked out.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  It's, isn't that crazy?

• 47:50Speaker 01

  It's a literal drug. I feel like we're the guinea pigs for like that experience, you know what I mean?

• 47:55Speaker 04

  I miss, I miss like other stuff, you know, like I, I hate that I go through my phone. I didn't know how to use my phone before. I started for the show, by the way. I didn't even know, I didn't even know how to use Instagram. I didn't know how to take a picture, nothing.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  Well, now you have Owen.

• 48:07Speaker 04

  But now I'm, yes, now I have Owen that helps me so much, but I hate that I rely on people. Like, did I look good? To see on Instagram?

• 48:15Speaker 01

  You always look good, you always look good.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  But it's still hot, it's like I never rely on that.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  Do you feel like, is it weird perceiving yourself? Like, or watching others perceive you? Is that weird?

• 48:26Speaker 04

  It's weird because it's like, I don't ever want to stop talking about crackers. That's who I am. I eat them all the time, you know?

• 48:32Speaker 01

  But people love that, people responded well.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  People are gonna be like, oh, she's a stop talking about crackers, but I don't realize I'm talking about it. It's just my nervous, it helps me. It's like, instead of doing drugs, I do crackers.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Right.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  You know?

• 48:43Speaker 01

  Would you ever just like not read the comments? Do you not read or do you just log off?

• 48:48Speaker 04

  I've been getting better.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  I think you just need to log off and be you.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:52Speaker 01

  And then good things will come, because they are.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:55Speaker 01

  Because you are her.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, I wanna, I don't want to read the comments anymore. They take my phone. I almost fistfight, I tackled her this week.

• 49:02Speaker 01

  Good friends, by the way. Good friends.

• 49:04Speaker 04

  I literally tackled her. I was like, no, show me what she said about me.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  Lucky you have them. I have a money here. She calls me and she's like, did you see what they said about you?

• 49:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, but guess what? Sometimes it's like, you know, ignorance is bliss, and I've lived that way my whole life. So I think it is, if I want to stay the same, I think I have to like block out the noise.

• 49:22Speaker 01

  Right, right, right. I'm in law school and hate all of my peers. They're snobby, preppy, know-it-all assholes who dress bad and are probably gonna be sleazy lawyers. It sounds whatever, but it's genuinely making me rethink my career path and want to drop out. I want to do good things with this life, so how do I not let them win?

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Oh my god, girl, like who cares who they are? Be you, shine, and your light will be so bright. Let them lose, let them be the sleazy lawyers that they are, and you do you. Stay true to who you are.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Done.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  And people will love that.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  You give really good advice.

• 49:52Speaker 04

  I don't. Do you think so?

• 49:54Speaker 01

  I think you do.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  Well, I was a hairstylist, I did it for years, FYI.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  Oh, what's the craziest story you heard when you were a hairstylist? What's the craziest one?

• 50:00Speaker 04

  I, you don't even know, I, they're who's up with who's husband, they were switching and swapping, and they both didn't think that they knew it, but I knew about it because they knew, but they weren't, it was a nightmare. No, it was a lot, I've always heard stories, and that's why I loved my job, because I loved, I like listening to people.

• 50:17Speaker 01

  When did you stop being a hairstylist?

• 50:18Speaker 04

  Like, maybe two months before the show started.

• 50:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Would you ever go back, or you don't have time?

• 50:24Speaker 04

  No, I'm done, been there, done that, I did it since I was like 16.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  So, but now Kelsey is hairstylist?

• 50:29Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Is she booking clients?

• 50:33Speaker 04

  I don't know, I don't know, she, I don't, she, I think she might do weddings, but she's not like a, I don't know.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Is her ex still paying for everything?

• 50:41Speaker 04

  I don't, I don't think so, I hope, I don't know.

• 50:44Speaker 01

  Did you know her ex?

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Um, I ran into him a few times.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  Was he hot?

• 50:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was like a good-looking, like, he was a catch back in the day, for sure.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  Oh, like, did you go to high school with him?

• 50:53Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  He was just like, you know, I just think that, um, when you have that much money, you have like a aura to you.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Oh, I kind of agree.

• 51:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, and that's what he had, you know?

• 51:02Speaker 01

  It's like big dick energy.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  Yes, BDE.

• 51:05Speaker 01

  BD, BDE. My partner is an actor and just landed a role in something. The issue is, while I'm super happy for him because of how competitive it is out there, he told me there are multiple sex scenes. He plays like the fuckboy. I'm sure it's all professional and good, and I haven't said anything about it, but it does genuinely bother me, and we've never talked about that or really thought about it, but now I'm uncomfortable. I want to support him, and I will, but how do I get over this in the meantime?

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Go out with your friends and take hot pictures with all different single people.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  I kind of agree. It's like, that's his job, too.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  Like, you knew he's an actor. Like, you knew what you were signing up for.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  But that is tricky. I would have killed Billy, but I would be out every day of the week in my best outfits, working out, taking care of myself, so no bitch can compete.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I haven't been able to work out in weeks because my wrist hurts so bad.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  What about your wrist?

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Tendonitis.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  Oh, why? How?

• 51:52Speaker 01

  I was doing pull-ups.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  I can do 12 in a row.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  You're so cute. I love you. I couldn't even do one.

• 51:57Speaker 01

  I couldn't do one, and then you start doing them, or you start doing it with a resistance band, and then you just work your way up? And you get there, but my wrist, look how swollen.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  You're gonna wrap it.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  I know, I've been wrapping it. I got acupuncture. I fell asleep with the acupuncturist. I fell asleep. There was like a heater over me. It was burning my head, and the whole thing knocked over.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Oh, not, wow. Are you kidding?

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Swear. And he, I kept it, and he gave me like a little button to press for help, and the button fell out when I fell asleep, so I kept screaming, "Help, help, help."

• 52:22Speaker 04

  That place is scary.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  No, I mean, he clearly knew what he was doing. He put the last needle in, and I was out.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Okay, good.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  No, oh my god, I'm going back tomorrow. I'm kind of hooked.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  All right, good. There you go. See? I love it. It's a party.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, we'll go together. That's where you're in New York. You'll love it.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  I have a really hard time becoming friends with my other friends' friends, if that makes sense. So, like, yeah, I got that.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  I get it.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Like, I have my group, and when we party, they introduce me to all these people, and I swear I turn into a brick wall. Like, honestly, I just don't care, and I'm worried they think I'm rude for it. Do you think there's a balance between pleasant and honest, or do I just need to be fake?

• 52:54Speaker 04

  Fake it until you make it. Have a drink, loosen up, and don't think about it too much. Because when you think about it too much, you turn into a stone wall. Just have fun.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  Right.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Vibes. You might have something in common, you know?

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Just start, so drink.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Have a drink, like a half, even if you don't drink, have like a few sips. Everyone's friends after a few sips.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  That, that is very true.

• 53:12Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 53:13Speaker 01

  When did you first start, like, when, what, how old were you when you had your first drink?

• 53:17Speaker 04

  Um, I think I was like 16, 17.

• 53:19Speaker 01

  Mm-mm.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, I was like a very good girl, and I was, I had like a few, like, sips, and I was wasted. I'm still like a very much of a lightweight.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Right, okay. Got it.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  Which I love.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  I mean, it's the best thing in the entire world.

• 53:30Speaker 04

  But I get hangovers very easily.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Do lightweight, do lightweights get hangovers more than heavyweights?

• 53:36Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Because it sucks when people can like drink all night and then go out and work out the next day when I'm in bed. And they had 10 drinks, I had two, and I'm like in bed, like that pisses me off.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's your hangovers look like?

• 53:47Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm terrible. I do the eye patches. Billy, Billy, you know. Billy, I can't get it, but yeah, Billy.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  Billy.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  Peppermint oil, Tylenol, liquid IV and T-Bone.

• 53:57Speaker 01

  Do you ever get an IV? Or do you not like needles?

• 53:59Speaker 04

  Oh, I love an IV.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  I love an IV. We are so similar.

• 54:02Speaker 04

  I love an IV, but I wish they came to my house when I had a hangover. I'm not driving.

• 54:05Speaker 01

  They could come to your house.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  I don't have a place that comes to my house here.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  This is prime opportunity for any IV person to go to Alicia's house and give her an IV.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  Please, and I also get tired all the time. I'm a fragile flower.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  My energy.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Please help her.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  Yes, help me.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  She can't drive.

• 54:21Speaker 04

  I'm tired, I'm fragile, I get weak. Seriously.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  My roommates got a second cat without asking me. I was already generous with the first one. And they're like a couple, so my friend's boyfriend already had one when he moved in. But they came home the other day saying they found it on the street and decided to help it. Very sweet of them, but they got attached and want to keep it. I'm gonna kill myself. Please, what should I do?

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Oh my god. See, I love animals. Wrong question. Just, you know, you might like play with a cat. Pet her.

• 54:50Speaker 01

  What's your favorite animal?

• 54:51Speaker 04

  I love a dog, I love a pig, I love a horse.

• 54:53Speaker 01

  I love a fig.

• 54:54Speaker 04

  I love a fig.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  I just made that up.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  On Cameo just now.

• 54:57Speaker 04

  That's what just happened, yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  Wait, did you do, did you do that on purpose just now, or did?

• 55:01Speaker 04

  No, I, I literally love a dog, I love a pig. No, I did it by, I was on Cameo, but you know, I love all, I love all animals.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  You know your Cameo sounds so bomb viral.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  I had to get off.

• 55:09Speaker 01

  Why?

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Which I'm so sad about because...

• 55:12Speaker 01

  Bravo, Bravo said enough.

• 55:13Speaker 04

  No, it was just like getting to, I felt like I was trying to please everybody and I couldn't get them all out. And it was taking up too much of my day and I was getting headaches, so I was like, I need a break.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  You know what you do? You bring them back for like one day and one day only during Christmas, the holiday season when people are feeling sad.

• 55:26Speaker 04

  But I love them. I feel like it helps me.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  So why don't you just do, Owen?

• 55:30Speaker 04

  It's too much.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Owen, can you help her get back on Cameo?

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was too much though. I was like wasting my day looking at my phone.

• 55:38Speaker 01

  You need to have someone make the cameo, put the phone away, watch TV.

• 55:41Speaker 04

  Yes, yes, yeah. So what a day maybe.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  What a day.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  What a week.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  So I've been completely in love with one of my closest friends for a while and she is giving such big signals. She's always dating or talking to some random guy, but she keeps telling me that she would much rather be dating a girl. She drunkenly pulled me aside at a bar to kiss me one night, but claims it was just silly fun. She's actually so evil. How do I move forward to something better?

• 56:04Speaker 04

  Um, go make out with another girl right in front of her and see how jealous she gets. If she doesn't get jealous, she doesn't give a shit.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  Hello? Right?

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, you give great advice.

• 56:13Speaker 04

  Oh, because I've been there, done that with this all.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:15Speaker 04

  By the way.

• 56:16Speaker 01

  I've been really annoyed lately when people tell me I'm a really nice person. Growing up, I always thought it was a compliment. And I wanted to be known that way, but recently, as I navigate the back half of my twenties, I'm realizing I just might be coming across as a pushover and I have no backbone. I will always be a good friend and person to the people I love, but I don't want to be a doormat. What's your advice to change my narrative?

• 56:36Speaker 04

  First of all, being nice, there's nothing wrong with being nice.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  That's what I think too.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? And if people have a problem with that, like that's their problem. Let them go hang out with all the devils and the assholes and then see where... They're gonna always want to go back to the nice person.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  Right.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  So they didn't live enough.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 56:49Speaker 04

  Tell them that's, they didn't live enough.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Is Dolores gonna be filming more next season or no?

• 56:53Speaker 04

  I don't know. I hope so. I do like her. I do.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Do you know, she, cause how long have you known Dolores?

• 56:59Speaker 04

  I only met her, um, when she set a film with us.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 57:02Speaker 04

  But I watched the show and she was always one of my favorite housewives.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. She was on New Jersey, right?

• 57:06Speaker 04

  Yes, and I love Jersey, so.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  I was a big Salt Lake, Beverly Hills, and I just got, kinda got through like a few seasons of New York.

• 57:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, I never watched New York. I need to.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  I, it's, it's great.

• 57:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  Scary Island is great, but it's just, I think, at the time, do you know what I'm talking about, Scary Island?

• 57:22Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  Okay, so they all went on a girl's trip, like Bethenny Frankel and them, and like, um, Kelly Ben Simone, like, like went to like psychosis.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 57:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, like.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  Really?

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:32Speaker 04

  Oh, all right. I gotta watch this, Scary Island?

• 57:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's like, for now, like that's the, an episode of Rhode Island, you know?

• 57:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  But now it's like, at the time, it was so major. Am I explaining this right? Yeah.

• 57:44Speaker 04

  I need to watch Scary Island.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Did you ever watch Bad Girls Club?

• 57:47Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  America's Next Top Model?

• 57:50Speaker 04

  No, a little bit I've watched it.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Okay, okay. Those were my reality shows back in the day, for you.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  Car troubles follow me like a damn shadow. I cannot catch a break where it's almost like every other month, something is wrong with my car. I'm convinced that I have like actual voodoo bad luck. I know you can't help with that, but what are ways I can keep my cool? I always lose it every time something like this happens, and I'm tired.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Oh my god, girl, I feel you. Girl, oh boy, I feel you. I get it, especially with your car. You're like, I'm so tired, it's so much money. I'm putting, it's like a money pit. You wanna know what? Just keep going. It'll come back and move on.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  Like, let it go.

• 58:26Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 58:26Speaker 04

  Just keep going. Let the car fucking run itself into the ground.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, so, push it down.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  Push it down and let it keep going.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  Until it all explodes.

• 58:34Speaker 04

  Something's gonna come good out of it, you know? There'll be a good part of it.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Has that ever happened where you've pushed something down and then something good happened?

• 58:40Speaker 04

  Yes, it's crazy. That's why I said that.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Like what?

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Just like, so many accidents and this and that, and then all of a sudden, it's like, a good thing happens. And you're like, you know what, this is why I went through hell. It's wild, I know it's crazy, but like, literally, it happens. It happens.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  I love the way you live life.

• 58:57Speaker 04

  I'm trying to live.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  You're living.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  I'm living.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Have you ever been to Vegas?

• 59:02Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  I would love to go to Vegas with you.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  I love Vegas.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  How long can you stay there, though?

• 59:07Speaker 04

  Three days, four days. I love to shop and I like the shows, you know?

• 59:10Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 59:10Speaker 04

  I love a nightclub.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  I love to shop.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 59:12Speaker 01

  Shopping's the best. Retail therapy is real.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  That's real.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  It's real.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  That's really healing.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  That's real to me.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 59:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:18Speaker 04

  It is.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  Hey Jake, this girl that lives in the door across from ours, keeps asking to get ready and go to parties and events with me, and my best friend. We are barely friends with her, but I feel so bad saying no. It honestly impacts our environment every time because it's awkward and we have to make a lot of conversation. So you're meeting a new person. How do we solve this without being mean to her? You don't. You just hang out with the girl.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Just like, go, leave the room, and never let her see you. I would take off anytime.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  Oh, you wouldn't hang out with her?

• 59:43Speaker 04

  Oh, was she, like?

• 59:43Speaker 01

  They're like, I feel bad, this girl clearly doesn't have many friends.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  Oh, just go. Go for an hour and then take off, so you feel the bad, but you don't feel good, but go.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, right? Like, it probably makes her day, every night.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, go, yes.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  My boyfriend was blacked out on a night out and literally got arrested for assaulting an officer. This is so incredibly out of character for him, as he pretty much never drinks. He handled it well and paid his own bail. Good, well, I'm glad. We've been together almost a year. Is this a red flag or a one-off incident?

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  Oh, um, I mean, I would consider it a red flag, but give him another try. You never know. Red flag, though. It's an assault an officer. What do you think? That's a big deal.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Probably, probably, but maybe he was just drunk.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep the alcohol away from him.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, maybe he's bad with alcohol.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  Well, Alicia, what did we learn today?

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  Um, I learned so much about different people, but I also learned that you've never had a grinder. You didn't know what a grinder was. You got to have a pizza chip.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  I'm about to house this the second we're done.

• 1:00:40Speaker 04

  And I think you're so incredible, and I'm so happy that you love The Housewives of Rhode Island.

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  It is the best show on television. If you haven't seen it, watch it.

• 1:00:48Speaker 04

  I won't watch it, so that's why.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  Right, right. Good. You shouldn't. Well, you probably actually should.

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Right? Because for the reunion, don't you have to, like, prep?

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah, I had to do that.

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. You sat right next to Andy, though, I saw.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  I did. I like Andy a lot.

• 1:01:03Speaker 01

  I love Andy. He's awesome.

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  I was, like, so nervous when I first met him. I was like, oh, my God. Like, I was, like, starstruck. And then I was like, he's so nice. I loved him.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's awesome.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  Yeah. Bye pussies. I love you all. Thank you for being a pussy.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  I have to call someone. I have to call Manny.

• 1:01:31Speaker 04

  Who's Manny?

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  FaceTime Manny.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Is this about me?

• 1:01:36Speaker 04

  Hi. Where are you? Why aren't you here? Why aren't you here?

• 1:01:41Speaker 00

  Hi.

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  We have pizza chips.

• 1:01:44Speaker 00

  My grandma is listening. I'm literally on my way to go get her lunch.

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, you're so cute. I love that you love your grandma. You're so cute.

• 1:01:52Speaker 00

  I love my grandma, but I also love you.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  I'll meet you one time. We have to meet.

• 1:01:58Speaker 00

  I'm so sad.

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  No. What kind of dog?

• 1:02:03Speaker 00

  Oh, why are you talking to my dog?

• 1:02:04Speaker 04

  Because I love dogs. No, you don't know what I am like with dogs. I'll go to, I will die. What kind of dog? I'm so sorry.

• 1:02:12Speaker 00

  It's okay. It was a Chihuahua, Italian Greyhound mix.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  That's my dog, Wolfie. Why are you doing this? Billy, a Chihuahua. That's my dog. I am so sorry. I live for that dog. Don't do this to me, Wolfie. What was your dog's name? I'm so sorry. How old?

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  He was 15.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  Oh, 15's a good age, though. Alright, I feel, I feel, how, okay.

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  He was 16.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  Oh, 16. So we lived a good life. Okay, Manny, well, we love you.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  Manny, we love you. Sorry about that dog.

• 1:02:39Speaker 00

  I love you both.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Love you, Manny.

• 1:02:42Speaker 00

  Thank you so much.

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  Bye.