#2539 - Protect Our Parks 17

Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir are comedians, writers, and podcasters. Shane Gillis is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast," creator and star of Netflix's comedy series "Tires," and one half of the sketch comedy duo Gilly and Keeves. Season three of "Tires" is streaming now.www.netflix.com/title/81758875www.youtube.com/@MSsecretpodwww.youtube.com/@GillyandKeeveswww.mssecretpodcast.comwww.shanemgillis.comMark Normand is the co-host of the "Tuesdays with Stories!" and "We Might Be Drunk" podcasts. His latest special, "None Too Pleased," is streaming on Netflix.www.netflix.com/title/82155387www.youtube.com/@TuesdayswithStorieswww.youtube.com/@WeMightBeDrunkPodwww.youtube.com/@marknormandwww.marknormandcomedy.comAri Shaffir is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His seven-episode live storytelling series, "The End," is available now from YMH Studios.https://theend.ymhstudios.comwww.youtube.com/@youbetrippinpodwww.youtube.com/@arishaffirwww.arishaffir.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/rogan or through my promo code ROGAN. Get 30% off + 2 free gifts at https://ARMRA.com/rogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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  The Joe Rogan Experience.

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  Training by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

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  Yes, yes, boys, cheers.

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  Hey.

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  Let's go.

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  What is that, a boil soda? Hold on, I need a drink.

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  What?

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  What are you doing with water?

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  Hold on, hold on.

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  Have me a Bodega or a...

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  A lot of sorts.

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  Why do you have water?

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  Because I didn't know where to start.

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  Yeah, you got beers in there?

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  You've changed.

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  I got you your own.

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  I'm ready.

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  Let me start with a beer and get moving here. It's, I just got off a flight, thank you. Bodega kit, available now. Hey, gracias, what is that?

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  What is this?

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  This is a, no, a Voodoo Ranger IPA.

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  Oh my god.

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  Uh, can you give me that ice cube, that glass?

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  Yeah. Thank you.

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  You're not into IPAs?

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  No, no.

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  If you're having one or two IPAs.

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  I used to be, then I gained like 45 pounds in like a month.

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  It's a milkshake.

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  It was crazy.

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  It's a milkshake. I was drinking them like Bud Lights. I'd get done with the show, I'd have fucking 10 IPAs.

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  They taste great, but they're heavy as shit.

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  Well, Guinness is the heaviest, right?

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  I love a good Guinness.

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  You can only have a few of those.

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  They're less calories.

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  Yeah?

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  Guinness is lower calories in a regular beer.

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  No shit?

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  Yeah, yeah, surprising.

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  That's crazy, I would have never guessed.

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  Yeah. No, they rule. Second, second only to Bud Light.

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  I would have thought it was like super...

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  Hey. I would have thought all the super creaminess and everything, that it has to be like heavy in calories.

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  No, no.

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  No.

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  So...

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  Vitamins.

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  So a Budweiser versus a Guinness?

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  Bud's way fatter.

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  Yeah.

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  Wow.

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  Oh yeah, it's all wheat, hops.

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  Crazy.

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  Hey guys, let's leave the Anheuser-Busch family out of this.

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  Oh, sorry.

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  We've been through enough.

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  It's a fine product.

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  We've been through enough, boys.

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  They've been through enough.

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  Loveney, we miss you.

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  So a Miller versus a...

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking Miller.

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  Isn't it crazy, this works? It actually does.

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  It does.

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  Stop it from popping.

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  Does it actually work?

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  It does work.

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  How long you have to do it for?

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  Uh, I think that was enough. Look at that, he threw me a beer.

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  That's incredible.

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  Yeah.

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  I wonder how the fuck that works?

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  And who discovered it?

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  I'm serious.

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  Little kids opening fucking sodas.

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  Do everything we can.

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  Back when they didn't have phones, they figured out a lot of things.

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  So you're off the nicotine, I think it might start.

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  Yeah?

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  If you got a pouch. You got one on you?

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  Yeah.

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  You're gonna buzz out, dude.

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  I'll try one, I've never done a pouch.

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  You're gonna buzz.

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  It'll light you up, dude.

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  I don't mind a buzz.

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  It's gonna light you up.

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  What are we doing here?

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  I think I'm gonna stop because last night I couldn't get to sleep. Because I, I was sitting in the green room and I just kept fucking chewing on them. And then I chewed on one on the way home. And then I got home and I turned on the TV for a little bit, popped another one in. Each one of them is six milligrams, it's just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then it was time to go to bed, I was laying in bed, I'm like, oh fuck.

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  Yeah.

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  Like, I'm wired.

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  Norman, you've never had one?

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  No, and it burns.

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  Yeah, you're gonna hate that.

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  No, no, it stinks.

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  I bombed last time.

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  I got bad gums.

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  You're gonna shit.

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  Oh really? I already shit.

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  It's gonna, it's gonna hurt your brain. You're gonna get hiccups.

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  You're gonna get nervous.

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  Hiccups?

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  Yeah, yeah.

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  Oh no.

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  The nines, those like nines really give you... Lucy's has a 12.

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  What are nines?

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  What's a nine?

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  Nine milligrams?

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  Nine milligrams, these are six, these are...

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  Alright, alright, alright.

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  But was...

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  A six is a lot.

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  I like that, Norman, you do this a lot where you'll be like, I'll do it. And as soon as you do it, you go, oh fuck.

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  Huge mistake.

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  Like that time you accidentally ate meth?

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  Oh, yeah.

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  The green, the green whatevers.

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  When we took Molly, Molly was wonderful.

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  Oh, that was a bad night.

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  That was a, I had such a nice night.

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  I had to take the bus home.

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  You didn't have to do that, you panicked.

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  I panicked, I had to get out of there, but I took a Bolt bus back to New York.

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  Bus on Molly.

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  On Molly. But we both took, he was like, I'll do it if you do it. I was like, alright, I'll do it. We both took Molly and then instantly he was like, why'd we do that?

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  Fuck. Yeah, well Big Jay wouldn't stop talking.

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  Yeah.

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  I had to get out of there.

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  Oh no.

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  It was too much.

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  Is it Philadelphia, you took a Bolt bus back to Philly?

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  Yeah.

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  Chinatown bus from...

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  Wow. On Molly, you can't run around?

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  Why did you take a bus back?

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  We were poor.

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  It's convenient.

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  It was right there, it was late too.

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  And it's like a dollar.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  The bus is like a dollar.

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  It's downtown to downtown too, it's pretty quick.

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  Yeah.

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  This is hitting me like a freight train.

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  You just gotta watch one be heading at the seat next to you.

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  That's gonna bug you up.

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  It goes quick there.

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  Keep it in, don't spit it out.

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  Like Jason Statham in Crank.

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  Is that an Alp?

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  No, it's a Zin.

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  Zin's good.

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  Yeah, six is a lot.

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  Woo, I'm wired.

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  You're gonna die.

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  Let's go, N-words, I'm cooking.

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  I'm giving it up. I'm gonna try at least. Because yesterday on the podcast, I had a bunch. And then at night I had a bunch and I was like, this is too much nicotine.

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  You should try sleeping pills, that's what I do.

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  Fuck that.

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  You just gotta stop at seven or eight.

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  I always can sleep, that's the thing, I never have a problem sleeping. I can sleep on a pile of rocks.

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  Yeah, you do espresso before bed.

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  Yeah, I have no problem with that. It's just that the nicotine gets me, it's just too much. There's some, I mean, they, like I read something you should only have like three milligrams or six milligrams a day. And I was like, what?

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  Well, they're fucking pussy.

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  Shut up.

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  Yeah.

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  I was popping them before workouts, popping them while I was shooting my bow.

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  Norman's getting nervous. He's like, maybe I started too heavy here.

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  You might want to take it out.

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  You're gonna sweat.

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  You can take it out.

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  Don't take it out.

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  My legs are tingling.

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  Boo fix, dude, boo fix.

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  My toes must be twitching?

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  Yeah, you're gonna start sneezing.

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  Alright, how about that WNBA?

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  Hiccups.

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  Let's get into some.

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  I'm fired up, yeah.

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  Yeah, woo.

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  That dude who wants to qualify for the WNBA, what's his name?

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  Kanter.

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  Yeah, he just did trigonometry.

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  Oh geez.

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  Freedom.

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  Yeah.

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  Three rounds.

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  Hilarious.

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  He's getting into podcasting.

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  Yeah, of course. Smart move. Look, it's a great move for him. They, look, they've, they've painted themselves into the most loony position where they can't define what a woman is.

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  I like when he went after LeBron.

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  What'd he say?

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  And he's like, hey, you're always stopping about human rights and you're like saying NBA should go to China?

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  Uh, right.

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  What, what's?

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  He had a good one a while ago about, I think the leader of...

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  Turkey.

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  Uh, Turkey, what's his name?

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  Mervjoven?

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  No.

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  Austerion?

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  I remember, that was like his first controversy.

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  Yeah, that's when he was like, yeah, his family had to disown him.

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  Yeah, like you can't come back to Turkey.

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  So he's like a troll?

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  No, no, no, he was like rebel.

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  Oh.

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  It was badass.

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  That was a good one.

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  Okay.

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  This, uh, thing that he's doing where he's pretending that he's a woman is very smart. Like, in this day and age, we almost need someone that's a public figure to do something like that, to show everyone how ridiculous it is. That some psychopath can just pretend that they're a woman and knock women over on the court.

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  I gotta take this out. Norman's a fucking woman, dude.

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  There's a...

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  Ooh, what in my belly?

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  There's some country where there is, oh, it's France, where there's a transgender woman on the team just dominates.

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  I bet.

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  It's a giant dude, a giant dude just dominating these chicks.

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  And that ticket sales are up.

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  Eh, I doubt they're not.

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  No one's talked about WNBA more than this last two weeks.

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  What's that?

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  No one's talked about this league more than the last two weeks.

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  WNBA founded...

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  That's true.

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  Because nobody cared about the league at all, forever.

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  This is the guy.

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  Yo.

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  Like, that's fucking preposterous. Just literally preposterous.

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  She's on the B League?

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  I don't know.

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  I don't think she's in the pros.

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  No, she plays for France.

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  French national, under, under...

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  Wouldn't turn down an offer to play in the NBA, WNBA, that's all.

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  Well, of course. Hilarious.

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  Why would you want to go where the money sucks?

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  I'd go for 75 grand a year.

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  It's a weird thing, like I'm quite really hard, I've got a horrible paycheck.

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  They actually got it upped.

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  Who's the biggest baller in the WNBA? Like, who makes the most? I don't know who makes the most, but...

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  Clark's got those endorsements.

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  Asia Wilson is the best player.

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  Asia Wilson's the best player?

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  And the girl with the glasses, with the poofy hair? She's very good.

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  Boston?

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  I don't know. If you said her name, I know, she's really good.

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  So like, what is, what is like top player?

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  I'm sure their salaries suck, but then they get sponsors.

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  It's endorsements.

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  Yeah, so Caitlin Clark is probably the highest paid.

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  So, the more controversy there is, the more people do come to see them. So do you think, do you think they allow them to foul mourn now because of...

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  Yeah, they went with, that's what I was about to say. Nobody watched the league forever, it hemorrhaged money forever and then...

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  They had the first profitable year last year.

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  Racial division, they go, ooh, there's money here. And now we got the transgender thing.

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  Well, the transgender thing's not real yet, there's not a real transgender person in the WNBA, but there definitely is some fucking roller derby shit going down. They're throwing those bitches on their heads.

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  I like it, I like it, it's 80's basketball, it's Larry Bird knocking down, punching somebody, I'm like, bring that back.

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  A whole league of Bill Ambeers.

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  And one of the things that he was talking about was the physicalness of the game.

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  Oh, the hands off on the stars sucks.

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  They would, and he watched some highlights, like showing what it was like, like, Jesus, they threw down fucking the wall.

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  When they retired Bill Ambeer's number, they instructed the ushers to cheap shot everyone as they're showing their seats, out of respect.

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  Yeah, those guys fought.

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  Yeah.

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  It got ridiculous and now the WNBA is doing the same thing.

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  The best was Oakley, they would like break up a fight and then the foul line, he was just like, hey, they won't let us meet me outside though. After this, meet outside and let's actually do it.

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  The crazy thing about the WNBA, imagine if the NBA had the same sexual dynamic. Imagine if the, the, uh, most of the team was a bunch of gay dudes.

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  Oh.

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  Who were like very aggressive and black.

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  Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Imagine if you reversed that, if the WNBA was just a bunch of straight people playing basketball, no controver- no. Sex isn't even a thought in the NBA. No one thinks about gay players in the NBA. In the WNBA, there's a ton of like out lesbians.

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  It's all lesbians.

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  Mostly gay.

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  Yeah.

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  Mostly big, black, gay ladies and, uh, a few scared looking Sophie Cunningham's that have to point fingers at people. I mean, you're surrounded.

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  Yeah.

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  But, but people think you're, you know, like perhaps sexually attractive.

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  And the heteros that come in, the, the rest of them go like, I'm gonna turn you.

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  They try to turn the heteros?

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  Oh, yeah.

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  Wow.

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  They're like conquest for sure.

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  But they've made it into a reality show, it's become like Real Housewives, they're all just fighting now.

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  Right.

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  That's the only reason you watch.

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  But it is an interesting sexual dynamic.

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  Of course.

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  Could imagine if it was like that in the NBA.

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  But this happened with the women's march.

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  Giant homos. Big giant, seven foot tall gay guys.

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  Alright, break it up, guys, break it up.

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  Trying to fuck. Wild. Partying, going everywhere and fucking wearing leather and shit.

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  Are they dating?

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  They do that.

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  Are they dating each other?

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  They all dress very gay.

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  The men?

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  NBA, yeah.

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  They do?

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  Oh, yeah.

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  Stylish. Black stylish is borderline gay.

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  Fashion show when they walk into the locker room, they all wear the craziest fucking outfits.

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  Hats.

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  Really?

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  Derby hats.

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  Yeah.

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  Wait a minute.

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  What?

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  Oh, yeah.

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  Okay, this is just fashionable.

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  That's black culture.

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  Oh, I love those shoes. This guy's like a muppet.

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  The shoes and the mask, the mask and the shoes are crazy.

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  You don't see Larry Bird wearing that?

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  What is, okay, what's going on?

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  Or Stockton?

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  This is crazy, he's gonna fall. That guy's gonna step on a stair wrong.

• 13:45Speaker 04

  What is that, Clay?

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, they really dress like this?

• 13:50Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 13:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Every game?

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Every game.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Is this a big thing? Do they get like sponsors for their clothing?

• 13:55Speaker 05

  Uh, like a setup thing.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  Matt Gallow every day?

• 13:58Speaker 02

  So you see them walk into the hallways, that's the deal?

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Pull up Magic Johnson's son if you can.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  Oh, jeez.

• 14:03Speaker 03

  He's not a player, he's not about to play. Talk about a wacky outfit. Or Dwyane Wade.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Off to a hot start, fellas.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Well, just ahead and fucking go, we're back.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Look at that, I mean, that's, he's like, he's like a rapper.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  This was not the kind of gay that I was talking about.

• 14:17Speaker 05

  You're Draymond and the cat.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  I stumbled upon an Instagram page called Cum Core.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 14:23Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 14:25Speaker 02

  It's hardcore music for gay guys. So it's gay guys in like little like nipple leather straps and jock straps and motorcycle hots.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  You know, bare chested, hairy, and they're doing hardcore music and they're just talking about sucking dicks and getting cum.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Ah, boy.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  So that's the kind of gay I was talking about, this is just fashionable.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:47Speaker 05

  That would be the type of gay you would be if you were gay.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  You'd be a shirt off gay.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  I bet I'd get bored. I'd get bored with it. I'd probably settle down with some twink.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  No way, you have to fight.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  You'd go out for cigarettes and come back alive.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  You'd be wrestling.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  The thing about, like, the, the, those gay guys that don't have kids, all they wanna do is fuck.

• 15:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  They just fuck all the time. You don't have any kids, no one can get pregnant, they just fuck all the time.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  I know a guy, the comic store good looking guy, and his boyfriend was like, uh, can you just, he'd cheat all the time, and he's like, can you just not give me AIDS? And then, and then our friend, he goes, I can't promise that.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  So we then goes, AIDS doesn't even scare anybody anymore.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  What's worse, AIDS or pregnant? That's the question.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Well, a guy gets pregnant, you're like, well, you've been lied to, you've been fucking a fake guy.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  True.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  But you got prep now, prep is big.

• 15:40Speaker 02

  But the thing about like trans men, like they can't get pregnant anymore, it's one of the side effects. One of the side effects of taking all the testosterone, it makes them infertile.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  Also, trans women.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  At least potentially.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  No period, which I think is an advantage. All these other girls have to worry about, uh, uh.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Being mean for a week.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Exactly. And they fight, there's no, no trans period.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  Right, but it's male.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  That's an advantage, I'm saying.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  On top of that, you're dosing yourself up with estrogen, so like, where, are you doing it once a week? Is there a spike in your estrogen that is a dip down? Do you get, you know, do you have, balance it out between masculine and feminine? Jamie, depending on your injections?

• 16:21Speaker 05

  I see the trash can.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  It is, it is what?

• 16:24Speaker 05

  That means you've been thinking about this and I apologize for leaving cans. It's fine, just. I leave cans, every time I leave, you're right, I didn't even think about it until I noticed you put a trash can here.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  Don't sweat it, big dog.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  But they've painted themselves in a corner, cause if they don't let the, the guy in, it looks bad.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  Right.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  But if they do, he's gonna dunk.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  Well, the thing is, can you define what a woman is and until you can't, if you can't define what a woman is, then you're an idiot. And this is nonsense, and that's what your ideology is. Your ideology is so stupid, you can't define the difference between a male and a female. And so you've decided that people identifying with something means it's a real thing and you have to say it because everybody else says it. And they scare you and they'll, they'll cancel you and go after you, so everyone's agreed to nonsense. So this is where we painted ourselves into this dumb ass fucking corner.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  I think everybody kind of agrees, it's like.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Even AOC was just talking about how woke point, uh, 1.0 was crazy. And all the different things that she was saying, all the defund the police talk that was going on, that everybody realized that's a ridiculous thing to say.

• 17:27Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  I think both sides on sports are like, eh, this is a stupid issue, we shouldn't, that's, no, we're not gonna die on that.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  They won't say it.

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Democrats are like, it's, we're taking that off the table.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 17:36Speaker 04

  They're like, yeah, we, I think it's like 80% of Democrats don't, don't think.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  You know, trans women's sports, yeah.

• 17:42Speaker 04

  So it's just the right dunking on the left, cause they're like.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it was, there's a thing where those people that are the most radical will come after you if you don't agree wholeheartedly with their nonsense. So if you say anything like, you know, look, trans women aren't women, there are men who identify as women, which is fine. But there's a biological distinction that protects women in sports, and that's chromosomes, we know. XX chromosome, you're a woman, XY, you're a dude, do it that way. Call yourself whatever the fuck you want, but if you wanna play in the WNBA, you have to have XX. And if you wanna be a fucking, well, look, that's the other thing, no one gives a shit if a trans man wants to try and play in the NBA.

• 18:22Speaker 04

  Here's something you're talking about.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  No one's, no one's trying to stop that, that's fun.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  Wait till someone in WNBA comes out as a man.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  That's the rumor.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  There is a rumor, solid one, I'm not gonna say who, but do they wipe their name off the record books?

• 18:37Speaker 03

  That's, maybe that's why they're holding off.

• 18:39Speaker 05

  They probably should.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  They should.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Well, if you look at Caitlyn Jenner.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, and he actually got those stats as a player.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was a good player.

• 18:46Speaker 04

  If you were like, I was a man the whole time, you'd be like, oh, yeah, you.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  Caitlyn Jenner won the Olympics as Bruce. But what happens if you go back to the Olympics in 1976?

• 18:55Speaker 04

  Wipe it.

• 18:56Speaker 02

  Who won the Olympics?

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Wipe it.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Does it say Bruce or does it say Caitlyn?

• 18:59Speaker 03

  Who's on the Wheaties?

• 19:00Speaker 05

  I think Bruce won it.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Right, but what does it say? I don't know, that's dead naming, and that can get you killed.

• 19:07Speaker 05

  I bet Bruce was like.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Dead naming can get you, it used to get you banned from Twitter for life.

• 19:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 19:13Speaker 04

  That's not bad, that's a good place to be, actually.

• 19:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, those people are probably, those people are probably doing great right now.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  A lot better.

• 19:19Speaker 05

  Psychologically.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  They probably have added years onto their lives.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  It's like banning you from heroin. It's like, that's probably for the best.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  Not even that, cause heroin's fun, I bet.

• 19:30Speaker 04

  I bet heroin's fun. Twitter's never fun.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  Twitter's never fun.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  I was hoping when Moss bought it, he would just, like, bury it.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  Well, it's more fun, it's more fun with him.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  It's wilder.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  It's wilder.

• 19:40Speaker 03

  My whole feed is just fistfights.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Full on Wild Wild West. They figured out a thing.

• 19:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  They're doing something now where when people get paid, you have, you can only get paid for original or accurate content. Cause there's people that were, what they were doing is just saying like Shane Gillis murders six in a bar. And then you make a story.

• 20:01Speaker 05

  Six, I heard five.

• 20:02Speaker 02

  You make a story and you post it and everybody clicks on it and you get money just from a full on made up story. And there was a ton of those, cause these foreign companies would just make thousands of fucking fake accounts and then, maybe millions. And then make a bunch of fake stories, so there's fake stories flooding your timeline and you're like, what? And you look at it, 600,000 views, this must be real, and then you click on it too, so they're making money off it.

• 20:28Speaker 05

  Maybe it's a good thing though, now that all the news is fake.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

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• 21:58Speaker 05

  Right, maybe we can stop giving a fuck about the news all the time.

• 22:00Speaker 03

  It'd be nice.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  It'd be nice to not know about all the problems.

• 22:04Speaker 04

  This is probably fake, I would have no way of knowing. Let's just go outside.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Speaking of which, what are your people doing in Argentina? Did you, your people light Argentina on fire and now they're trying to steal it?

• 22:14Speaker 05

  That's what I heard.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  The, the English?

• 22:16Speaker 02

  Oh, that's your new people?

• 22:17Speaker 05

  He's a red guy.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Dude, Los Malvinas on Argentina. I side with Argentina on that.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  You gotta pick a side, I don't know who you are anymore.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  So they started to fire.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna be anti-Semitic.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  It's not even anti-Semitic, it's, it's talked about policy.

• 22:34Speaker 05

  We do love, we do love illegal campfires.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, they lit, they lit it on fire.

• 22:43Speaker 05

  Who did?

• 22:43Speaker 02

  And now they're giving a hundred thousand hecto, well, some Israelis lit this part of Patagonia on fire. And then they're giving a hundred-

• 22:52Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, that's Chile and Patagonia or Argentina?

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Argentina.

• 22:55Speaker 05

  Oh, that's-

• 22:55Speaker 02

  I believe it's Patagonia. I might be wrong, but the, but the point is, they lit a gigantic amount of forest on fire. And now-

• 23:03Speaker 03

  With the weather?

• 23:04Speaker 05

  When I was there, when I was there-

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Milei is giving Israel that land.

• 23:09Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 23:10Speaker 03

  What?

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Go find the story, find the story.

• 23:12Speaker 06

  Give it a goog.

• 23:13Speaker 05

  When I was there, I was lighting, I was lighting campfires, you know, and as you work your way down, at some point, they're like, no campfires in the national park. I was like, what? And then you would just start lighting them, and then they go, you know, this whole place burned like seven years ago to the ground because of campfires. I was like, nope.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  One of the thing about campfires, you're just giving any retard the ability to just light fires in the woods. Do you know how crazy that is? It's so-

• 23:35Speaker 05

  Throw a bush in.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  There should be way more forest fires.

• 23:38Speaker 05

  Put the bench in there.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Would you really think about how stupid people are? There should be probably a lot more forest fires than there are.

• 23:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  What about Malibu? Was that, was that planned?

• 23:46Speaker 02

  That was a, that was arson. They got the guy. Yeah, the guy's in jail. They caught him.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  Arson daily.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  That's, that's straight up arson. I don't, it's a fucking psychopath.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Arson daily.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  Dude, he's in jail. I don't know that this is a-

• 23:57Speaker 06

  He's in jail.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  He, uh, was inspired by Luigi.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Johnny Arson.

• 24:02Speaker 05

  Really? To do something?

• 24:02Speaker 02

  Yes. He's inspired by Luigi to light the palisades on fire.

• 24:06Speaker 05

  He was looking all the rich houses, right? And going, those people.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  There was a lot of people that were lighting things on fire. Uh, while it was, while the chaos was happening, people were just out there lighting things on fire. Huber been caught people on video. He caught some, yeah, he caught some guys in Malibu on video lighting things on fire. They had gasoline, they had fucking lighters, they had torches. People were just running around lighting parts, like contributing to it.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  The question is, is that orchestrated?

• 24:31Speaker 02

  No, you've, you've empowered a bunch of fucking mentally ill people to camp on your streets. When things go sideways and they burn it all to the ground, that hurts them zero, and it's fun.

• 24:42Speaker 05

  That's what I'm talking about with the parks.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:44Speaker 05

  Get them out of there.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Get them!

• 24:46Speaker 05

  We should have some frisbees.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Okay, no one has been publicly identified or proven to have starred in the recent Patagonia fires in Argentina. Investigators in Chubat have said at least one blaze appeared to be deliberately set, but the investigation has not established a named perpetrator. Claims blaming, I don't know what that word is.

• 25:03Speaker 05

  Mapuche.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  Mapuche communities or Israeli visitors are unsubstantiated. Uh, Chubat?

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Till now.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Chief prosecutor said, uh, rejected the Mapuche allegation. And reporting saying prosecutors did not consider the claims against Israelis a credible lead. Okay, but now, here's the question. Did they really just give that land to Israel? Did they give a hundred hectares or whatever this is? That's, that's fake?

• 25:35Speaker 03

  They throw Israel in everything.

• 25:37Speaker 05

  They really do. Everything leads back to Israel.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Is it all fake?

• 25:39Speaker 06

  I mean, I just, it's, everything I look up online says this is-

• 25:43Speaker 02

  So, so this is, if it is fake, if it is fake, this is a perfect example of what we're talking about.

• 25:48Speaker 05

  Patagonia's wildfire becomes weapons of disinformation.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Where they create these stories.

• 25:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  And, you know, there's probably something to this, what is that?

• 25:56Speaker 06

  There's stuff on the Twitter that says it.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Okay, what does it say on Twitter?

• 25:59Speaker 06

  I mean, I don't know that it's accurate or what these accounts are, you know?

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Right. What does it say, though?

• 26:04Speaker 03

  From Shadow Intel X.

• 26:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, so I don't know what's really-

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Definitely true. Definitely real.

• 26:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's-

• 26:10Speaker 02

  But let's, uh, so-

• 26:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  So here it is. Look at this guy. Is that a bot? Dr. Sam Youssef, PhD, PhD, DPT.

• 26:18Speaker 06

  Seven hundred sixty thousand followers.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  It might be real.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  And what does it say? Argentina exposes Israel takeover plan and the government is in on it. Uh, Argentinian presidential spokesman just blew the lid on the secret, what does it say, though?

• 26:31Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Click on show more?

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Protected rural conservative land can now be sold to foreign private entities once a fire passes through it. See, this is the problem. What, what, what I was reading in this story was someone lit-

• 26:46Speaker 05

  Zionists.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  It can be sold once a fire has passed through it. So what they do, they lit it on fire.

• 26:51Speaker 05

  It's legit.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Well, once you have emojis, it knows you care.

• 26:54Speaker 05

  I like that Argentina copied our, uh, White House press conference room, though. And that's pretty cool.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  It's cool.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  We were there.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  That's pretty, yeah, we were.

• 27:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were in there. Doing press conferences, me and Shane and O'Connor.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's good.

• 27:05Speaker 05

  Yeah. It was pretty nice.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  You guys were in the White House press conference?

• 27:08Speaker 05

  Well, we didn't know where we were gonna go. So we were just, we were walking around DC. And then one of Shane's CIA friends was like, do you wanna go take a-

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Do you wanna come in?

• 27:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. They were like, POTUS isn't here, he's in Tennessee at a fucking UFC event.

• 27:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, so they were like, oh, no snipers are here. So we're like, oh, sick.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Like POTUS. They were like, POTUS isn't here, he's in Florida at UFC. So that was the Miami UFC? That's my guy. That's my president, y'all. He's not working, he's at UFC.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  How wild was the UFC at the White House?

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was at-

• 27:35Speaker 05

  That was wild.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  That was insane, right?

• 27:37Speaker 05

  That was like fun.

• 27:38Speaker 02

  I'm so glad I talked to you into doing that. I, yeah, me too.

• 27:41Speaker 05

  You had to go. You were wrestling.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  I'm like, this only gonna happen one time in human history.

• 27:45Speaker 05

  I was like, I, I shouldn't fucking go. You were wrestling with it.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  There was motorcycles going over the pool.

• 27:50Speaker 05

  That's what got me. I was laying on my couch after I canceled. I said yes and canceled like four times. And then the last time I canceled was the day before. And then I saw they were doing fucking dirt bikes on the front lawn, and I was like, I gotta see this.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:04Speaker 05

  I should see this. We were at the cellar, and he was like, he was like, what should I do? I, I don't think I should, I don't want the heat. I'm like, yeah, don't go. And he goes, but I don't wanna tell him, let me do what to do. I'm like, no, no, don't, don't go.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know. Everyone agreed with me on both sides.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I see, yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  I was at the cellar, and I was like, I don't feel like fucking dealing with it. Also, war in Iran, or this, this is a crazy time to be like, I support this.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  Everyone had a great time, but Nate.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Nate was, Nate was my favorite.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  Well, not later.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, but he doesn't care. He's not reading it.

• 28:35Speaker 05

  That was a fake one, too.

• 28:35Speaker 02

  It didn't affect his ticket sales at all. All these people saying that they canceled, fuck off. He sells out two fucking stadiums a night.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  That was a fake one. It was the same newspaper writing ten articles.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, it's just they, they'll go after anybody who's even remotely connected to that White House.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  Also, it's the fucking fights. It's just sports.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  It's just sports.

• 28:55Speaker 05

  It's not saying shit.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  The fights were great.

• 28:56Speaker 05

  I was so happy to see that Gagey fight.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  Gagey's the best.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  It was one of the coolest fights. The perfect ending. And he beat a guy who most people thought was the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Really?

• 29:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, Deport is a monster. Two division world champion. Deport is one of the most skillful guys that's ever fought in MMA. He's fucking good, man.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  But Gagey pulled it off, pulled it off in front of the whole world, and then did a backflip off the fucking top of the cage.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  With the White House behind him.

• 29:22Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  And landed in the middle of the cage.

• 29:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I saw the dirt bikes, I saw the practice flyovers. I was like, I gotta see these fucking flyovers.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just was-

• 29:30Speaker 05

  It was so sick.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  When we were talking, I'm like, this is never gonna happen again in human history.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Well, apparently Teddy Roosevelt had fights on the lawn.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Really?

• 29:37Speaker 03

  Back in the day, yeah.

• 29:38Speaker 05

  No, he fought with his wife.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Well, unless you got a time machine, bitch, you're never gonna see it again.

• 29:42Speaker 05

  It's funny seeing people weigh in, they're like, it's cage fighting. And it's like, it's human cockfighting. I'm like, bro, this, it's not a new sport.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:49Speaker 05

  You're like, these left-leaning people are just discovering it.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  So Biden did some wild things on the White House lawn, just saying.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  What'd he do? They have Easter egg hunts.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  They had fun things. Well, you remember they had the trannies with the titties out? Something like that.

• 29:59Speaker 05

  It's also fun.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  They had a bunch of trans ladies with their tits out.

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Really?

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was really funny. They took pictures, like for Instagram, with their tits out in front of the White House. And then people were saying that the cage fight is desecrating the lawn. Like, come on, guys.

• 30:15Speaker 05

  Dude, if you have a lawn that big-

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Both things are ridiculous.

• 30:17Speaker 05

  You should have barbecues.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  But at least one thing is cool to look at. One thing is fun.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  And the other one's the UFC. Those both seem fun. That's right. Yeah, that was right.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  He set up the dunk.

• 30:29Speaker 05

  Those all seem like a fun, you should have fun with that lawn. Fighter jets ruled, the fights ruled.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Bro, the fighter jets were so close to each other. That's what freaked me out. I was like, if one of these fucking-

• 30:39Speaker 05

  Did you hear about the terrorist attack? Oh, yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was crazy.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  I did, I did Bennington's podcast the next day, and he told me about it.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah?

• 30:46Speaker 05

  And I was like, oh.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, it did.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  It was elaborate. They had a guy pushing people towards one way, and then other people with machine guns.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  But we were talking about it. Drones, bombs on drones.

• 30:56Speaker 05

  That, uh, I don't think that crowd would have gone the direction whoever did that would want them to.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  Right.

• 31:01Speaker 05

  That crowd would have been sprinting directly at whoever was shooting.

• 31:05Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 31:05Speaker 05

  It was the craziest group of people.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  They would have stomped that dude to death.

• 31:09Speaker 05

  My section that I was sitting in was like ten Medal of Honor winners.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  They're waiting for this.

• 31:15Speaker 05

  They were like, please let there be a sniper, dude. They would have, UFC fighters and soldiers.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  Would you see there were snipers all over the roof?

• 31:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Did you notice that?

• 31:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, there were snipers all over the rooftop. There was guys everywhere. It was so heavily protected. It was crazy. Cause I was like, I don't wanna do this. I was really like, I don't wanna be a part of this. This is gonna be too much of a zoo. Too crazy. I don't like it for the fighters. You have to fight outside. What if it rains? What if it's too hot? What if it's this? What if it's that?

• 31:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, fight outside.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  So part of me was like, but then I was like, shut up.

• 31:44Speaker 05

  You sent me that video when you were like practicing. Or like when you guys were doing like a walk-through.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  The day before.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  He sent me, he was like, come on, bitch, don't be a pussy. And I was like, fuck, he's right on being a fucking pussy. Fuck.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  It's just, it's never gonna happen again. It was so insane. Me and DC and, and John Anick were just looking at each other going, what the fuck is this?

• 32:02Speaker 05

  What a backdrop.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  This is insane. We're on the lawn of the White House.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  But TMZ tried to get you.

• 32:08Speaker 05

  It got me.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  It got me.

• 32:09Speaker 05

  I was fucking twenty beers deep walking out. What'd you think about saying Michelle Obama's a man? I was like, I didn't fucking like it. And I was like, but he's funny.

• 32:17Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  The funny thing is people were saying. Joe Rogan didn't say anything when he said that. I'm like, the guy just beat the fuck out of Derrick Lewis. What am I gonna do?

• 32:27Speaker 05

  I'm scared.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Hey, don't do that. And he throws me.

• 32:31Speaker 05

  The problem with it was on paper hilarious.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  Hilarious?

• 32:35Speaker 05

  To, to win a fight on the White House lawn and then call a former first lady a man. If you wrote that down, I'd be like, that's funny.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Thing is, he says Michelle Obama's a man every time I interview him.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Really?

• 32:46Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 32:47Speaker 06

  He said it the last time I interviewed him too.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  When I'm sitting there, when I'm sitting in that crowd going, this is probably a bad look. This is a weird group of people. This is, and then the guy wins and goes, Michelle Obama's a man. I was in the crowd just like, you fuck.

• 33:01Speaker 05

  You're doing exactly what they said we were gonna do.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Nah, he did a smart thing. I mean, it's very rude.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  Smart thing.

• 33:07Speaker 02

  It's very rude, but it's a smart thing. Cause we're all still talking about it. Otherwise, it's just another fight of the night.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  We're talking about the Holocaust too.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  No, Diego Lopez, Diego Lopez knocked out Steve Garcia. No one's talking about Diego Lopez and Steve Garcia in the regular news. They're talking about this guy all day long. The next time he shows up at a UFC event, the crowd is gonna go fucking bananas. And if he wins, he's a superstar and he probably doubled his income by saying Michelle Obama's a man.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but.

• 33:38Speaker 05

  That's what this WNBA player does.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  He's a fucking pro wrestling heel.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  I know, it just validates everything the haters.

• 33:45Speaker 05

  As soon as he said it, I was like, you.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Alright, Michelle Obama should play in the WNBA.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  They still can't define a woman. They all need to come on board. This is all, everyone's ridiculous.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  The last time I went to one of these fights was so much lamer with Rogan. We went to a fight on the lawn of, do you remember this?

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 34:01Speaker 05

  The fucking.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  Oh, the Playboy Mansion?

• 34:04Speaker 05

  It was so bad, people didn't know what they were doing.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 34:07Speaker 05

  This old fucking man comes waddling out.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Was it Strikeforce?

• 34:11Speaker 05

  It was below that. I think it was even worse.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  Remember the company.

• 34:15Speaker 05

  You went to the Playboy Mansion for a fight?

• 34:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:17Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 34:18Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure it was Strikeforce.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  This old magazine mogul, fucking limps out in front of us, like five fights in and sits down with these hookers.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  You know what's weird is how.

• 34:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 34:28Speaker 05

  I guess he wouldn't be there.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Playboy. What's weird is how dated the place was. What was it, uh?

• 34:36Speaker 05

  It was Strikeforce.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  What was weird was how dated the mansion is. It's like, there's an old button phone on the grotto.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Well, he was old as shit.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Not just old, it's like, everything's just sad.

• 34:48Speaker 05

  John Lovett is still there.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  In the past.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  Cosby was there all day.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  Everything is like, it, you know, obviously it's all gone now. Somebody, did somebody buy it? Imagine if we bought the mansion and started doing podcasts out of the Playboy Mansion.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  Wait, are we there? Look at that picture. Go back up. I think we're right near him, behind him.

• 35:05Speaker 06

  Perhaps.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  There you are, are you on the right?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  What a weird, imagine, he died at the right time.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Better than.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  That guy died at the right time.

• 35:15Speaker 05

  Hef?

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Cause if he was alive today, oh my God, they'd come for him. Imagine what the Me Too would have been like for Hef?

• 35:20Speaker 03

  There's a documentary about him. It's pretty rough.

• 35:22Speaker 05

  Yeah. They had a good bit about him.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  Is, uh, the mansion for sale? Find out if the Playboy Mansion is for sale.

• 35:28Speaker 06

  I think the son took, well, at least the business, the son took over the business.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  But they still have the mansion?

• 35:33Speaker 03

  Is the magazine even going?

• 35:35Speaker 05

  Why would?

• 35:36Speaker 02

  It's like if you go to some movie star's fucking house, then they were a movie star in like the eighties. You go to their house and they're in Malibu and you show up and their hair is all fucked up and they're kinda drunk. Okay, come on inside.

• 35:47Speaker 05

  What's wrong with that?

• 35:47Speaker 02

  Linoleum floor with like holes in it and shit. You're like, what's wrong with this?

• 35:51Speaker 03

  I bet Segal's house is hilarious.

• 35:53Speaker 05

  Me and Norman, we went to, we went to fucking Elvis's house.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  Oh, that was awesome.

• 35:57Speaker 05

  It was like four TVs. You could watch every channel.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Hundred million, fuck you.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  I think we're out.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  That's a little high.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Sale, original listing price was two hundred million. God.

• 36:07Speaker 03

  Do you get the whores? I mean, this is a little.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  It's a lot of land.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  The guy who makes cupcakes bought it? Hostess?

• 36:14Speaker 02

  A Hostess guy? I bet he's just running around licking the floor.

• 36:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Get that, get all that cream and snail trail off the floor.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  But that, but that area where, where he's at, like that, uh, that amount of land might be worth a hundred million dollars. Cause that's like Brentwood, right? And it's a big chunk of land.

• 36:43Speaker 05

  Take us some shuttles up there?

• 36:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, you remember when he had, he had a, like a big aviary and there was all these birds in there and shit? Do you remember that?

• 36:51Speaker 05

  I don't remember that one.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  We were walking around, cause we were high as fuck. So we were high as fuck. We took some edibles.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Oh, you go to Playboy Mansion, like, let's see these cranes.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, cool birds, man. There was cool birds. Five acres. Five acres in that area is worth a lot of money.

• 37:08Speaker 05

  Twelve bedrooms, twenty-one bathrooms. Was there a party in the mansion after the fights?

• 37:13Speaker 02

  I don't remember.

• 37:13Speaker 05

  We weren't invited.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  We got out of here. We didn't, we were nobodies back then. We got on a shuttle. No, we didn't see any tits. No, we just saw the fights. We just went to watch the fights. We went to eat edibles and watch the fights.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Joe Rogan was like, he was once on a show news radio.

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• 39:02Speaker 02

  I think that was the Fear Factor days.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  Maybe early.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  I think it was like year one or two of Fear Factor. It was early on, man. It was early. Cause this is before like Ultimate Fighter.

• 39:11Speaker 05

  Also, by the way, my bad on that.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  What?

• 39:14Speaker 05

  Should be like, did you stay and look at tits? You're like, no, we left right away. Yeah, my bad, fellas.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:19Speaker 05

  Bitch ass girlfriend question.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  But there was no, there was no tits. See, it was really like they rented the place out.

• 39:27Speaker 05

  Never stayed for the end of the parties.

• 39:28Speaker 02

  I know.

• 39:30Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  We, it's like they rented the place out as like a, a location, you know, like where you could fucking have your conference there. That's what it felt like.

• 39:39Speaker 05

  They sold it off, name, little by little. Very professional. All good. Fellas, fellas.

• 39:45Speaker 03

  I'm all bored. We can move on. No, no grotto, nothing? I mean, I'd have to look around.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Those are the days where we used to have to go to Inglewood to get our weed. We have to go, and we have to, we used to have to go to get it medical. Cause there was no, it wasn't legal unless you had a medical license. So you'd have to go to the Inglewood. And the place that I went to, the, I had to stop going there cause the guy got shot. He got robbed. Cause they only could get, they could only buy cash.

• 40:11Speaker 05

  Because they were like, that's drug money. They shot the doctor?

• 40:14Speaker 02

  They shot a dude working there. A dude I knew.

• 40:17Speaker 06

  When it was for sale, still, he was still alive and you had to allow him to stay.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Oh, that's hilarious.

• 40:25Speaker 05

  You have to live with an old man?

• 40:27Speaker 02

  However, the sale comes with one catch. Anyone who wants to live like Hugh Hefner will have to live with him.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Sales predicated the new owner allowing the eighty-nine year old Playboy publisher, and we assume his various playmates to stay in the house. So you could buy the house, but he gets to stay in it. Imagine that?

• 40:46Speaker 05

  What a buddy cop show that would be. Hanging out.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  What a weird place you are. What a weird place you are in your life where you're like, I don't have much time left. I'm gonna die in this house, but I don't have any money.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  That's not so bad.

• 41:00Speaker 02

  Big ass house, but if I sell the house, then I gotta move. Maybe I can try to sell the house and stay in it and they know I'm gonna die in it. And then they take it.

• 41:09Speaker 05

  It's a tough deal. You gotta watch a guy die, the horniest guy of all time die while you're. While you have a twenty-one bedroom house.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  You would just send dirty whores to go fuck him to death.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Did he have the, uh, the pump? I know, uh, Larry Flynt had the dick pump.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  Larry Flynt got shot. He got shot.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  He got shot?

• 41:26Speaker 02

  Paralyzed, yeah.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 41:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, he got shot.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why he's in the wheelchair.

• 41:31Speaker 05

  Come shot.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Is he still, hey.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  Is he still alive?

• 41:36Speaker 03

  Flint, Michigan.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's gotta be dead.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  He's gotta be dead.

• 41:41Speaker 02

  Gotta be an awesome guest.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:44Speaker 06

  No, he passed away in twenty twenty-one.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Shit.

• 41:46Speaker 05

  I thought he was still rolling.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, we missed the bone on that guy too. Fuck.

• 41:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, that would have been a good one.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  That would have been a good one.

• 41:58Speaker 03

  It was a good movie too.

• 41:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  It was.

• 42:00Speaker 05

  Courtney Love is good in that.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  Very good.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Norm was in that.

• 42:03Speaker 05

  Really?

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Look at that fat honky.

• 42:08Speaker 05

  What do you, how'd he get shot? With a gun.

• 42:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, I remember this. So he was like a big proponent of like free speech and stuff.

• 42:15Speaker 05

  He was a big free speech guy.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, what was the, I don't remember what the assassination attempt was about. See if you can find it.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Crazy about that magazine, they had racist jokes galore.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  Oh, so racist.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  It was crazy. It was a highlight.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  Well, they were, it weren't just racist, like, they were like, the sex, that was like very harsh. Like everything was harsh. Like, Jesus.

• 42:36Speaker 05

  Way worse than Playboy.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:37Speaker 05

  Way better, way better than Playboy.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Aggressively bad. So what was the, um, what was the shooting about?

• 42:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Go to, uh, get off of images and go to all. Sometimes you can just find it that way.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  White supremacist.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  A white supremacist murderer who shot Larry Fly is executed. They killed him in 2013.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  What?

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  Why would he shoot him? It's racist jokes.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  He's got a lot of problems. He's a white supremacist, he's racist.

• 43:04Speaker 04

  Have you put up black chicks in the movie, in the, in the magazine?

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Ah, that'll do it.

• 43:08Speaker 04

  That'll do it.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  So what was, so, uh, ba ba ba ba ba. Obscenity charges. Fighting a misdemeanor obscenity charge. Local attorney Gene Reeves is also shot on the sidewalk as both men walked back to, my fucking pop-ups. To court, when you see a pop-up, doesn't it make you not want to buy whatever that shit is?

• 43:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Forever?

• 43:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  Like, fuck you.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  It makes you want to block the whole page.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, you make me press that X, you savage. Fuck you.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  Phew, this nicotine's a bad idea.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Terrible, right?

• 43:39Speaker 03

  I'm like uncomfortable.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  That's me last night at 2:00 in the morning.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  This sucks.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  I knew it's gonna get you.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  I can't relax.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  It's so strong.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 43:46Speaker 02

  You're running out.

• 43:48Speaker 03

  Maybe the booze will help, but I'm flying and I can't, I got like Beautiful Mind numbers over my head here.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Hey dude, you got rid of your shitty watch. What happened?

• 43:56Speaker 03

  Hey, I got the Omega.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Look at that fatty. It was free.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Well, thank God you got rid of that dumbass fucking timer.

• 44:04Speaker 03

  It died, it finally broke.

• 44:04Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 44:05Speaker 02

  I was gonna kill it when you weren't looking. You didn't throw it out, did you?

• 44:07Speaker 03

  No, I got it.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  I know you kept it.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  It's in the coffin at home.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  I know you kept it.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  I kept it. I love that watch.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  It's a little Timex 10.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  I think it's 9 years.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  I would've been actually sad if you threw it out.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  You gotta put it on a wall.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Where'd you get that watch?

• 44:20Speaker 03

  I did a, there's a, I did some show in Cleveland. There's a guy named Teddy and he has a watch show. And if you do the show, you get a watch.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  That's better than the fucking free bat you get.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Teddy Baltisari?

• 44:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, the guy on YouTube?

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, Bert did it. Tom did it.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, he's really good.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  He's good. Any watch you want. So I went with Omega.

• 44:41Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  Nice. Beautiful watch.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  Can I get this wet or no?

• 44:44Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, 100%.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, definitely. No doubt about it.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Which model is that? Is that a chronograph?

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Speedmaster?

• 44:51Speaker 02

  That's what I have. I just got this one for my birthday.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  Hey, look at that.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Can you get me a beer? My wife got me this one.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  Ari's peeing already.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  It's a great.

• 44:59Speaker 02

  Joe, Joe.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  Oh man, that was quick.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, Omegas are my favorite.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  That's like fun watch.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  You gotta empty your bladder.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  It's the best thing I own, this watch.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  Omegas and I like Sekos. I really like Grant Sekos and Sekos.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  Japanese, right?

• 45:12Speaker 02

  They never fuck up. They last forever. You can fucking run them through the mud.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  They got the quartz.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  They never mess up. No, no, they're, they're all, it's all automatic. American serial killer and white supremacist who murdered 16 people between 78 and 1980. Either admitted to or was convicted of shooting 22 people across 10 US states.

• 45:31Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Which he drifted between while likely supporting himself with money from bank robberies.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  Whoa. That's gotta be a movie by that guy.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Whoa, what a wild motherfucker.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  He's shooting interracial couples.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Imagine you're trapped, trapped in a motel with that guy.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Yikes.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, hey, what's up, man? I'll tell you what's up. Just you and him in a room. Shit. You're waiting on somebody to come pick you up. So how do you know Charles?

• 45:57Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't, help, help.

• 46:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, the nudie magazine industry's all over.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's over.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  We got OnlyFans, free porn.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Well, you know what? Wanna hear something funny? When I was a kid, they weren't allowed to show erections. That's a good rule.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  That's for the fellas.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  That's for the fellas. I don't know what they thought because you could see full pussy. Like, a girl could spread her pussy lips. Like, that was the thing about Hustler versus Penthouse. Penthouse, or, uh, or Playboy, rather. Playboy was classy.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Playboys, the ladies, you'd see the bush, but that's it. You didn't, you didn't look deep into the mouth of the dragon. But in Hustler, they were spreading that motherfucker open and they would spray it down with water, get it all glistening. And you'd see the bottom of her dirty toes. Like, that was Hustler.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  Looks like a predator mouth.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, they, they opened wide, but you couldn't see cock. And if you did see cock, it had to be limp.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Really?

• 46:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, so when I was a kid, we used to find magazines in the woods. And, uh, the first magazine that we ever found was Guys and Girl. I remember, it was like a, a guy who was supposedly a male prostitute that had sex with a really hot, rich lady. And so he shows up at her house, like, there's all these different photos, shows up at her house. Next thing you know, she's on the, the bathroom sink and he's eating her box and the whole thing. And then, when there's sex scenes, his dick looks like a drowning victim they pulled out of a lake. His dick is just like, and I'm like, this guy's right there. He's like, why aren't you hard? This is crazy. It was almost like to keep people from getting too crazy about porn, because you have to think like.

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Incremental steps.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  Porn wasn't available unless you went to a place. You used to have to go to a movie theater and sit down and pay money. And sit down with a fucking raincoat on with a bunch of other freaks.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Sitting next to Pee-wee Herman.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  And you're all getting arrested.

• 47:48Speaker 03

  And Fred Wilber.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  So then, when I was in high school.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  He was, he got popped in there.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  VHS tapes came along, but at the same time where VHS tapes where you're watching actual porn, the magazines still weren't allowed to show erections.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  Well, erection is, is aggressive.

• 48:02Speaker 04

  Erections, yeah.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  It's scary. It's coming out of the screen. But a pussy is, is nice. It's welcoming. It's inward.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  It doesn't change shape.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  I don't know why they couldn't, I don't know what rationale to keep people from seeing erections. It's kind of crazy.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  Limp Bizkit?

• 48:17Speaker 02

  But you can get in trouble if a guy had an erection and you put it in a magazine.

• 48:21Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 48:21Speaker 03

  Really?

• 48:22Speaker 02

  This is in the 80s, yeah.

• 48:24Speaker 04

  They're like, ah, we gotta do something. Here's some rule.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  But it just shows you how retarded our society was just a few decades ago. That's what's really weird.

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Ever listen to Lenny Bruce, what he got arrested for?

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  It's so tame.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  So tame.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  Really?

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  He's like, oh, a bunch of knuckleheads up there.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  That's it. Get him off. Get him off.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  Fucking cops waiting just for him to say anything.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  Well, they had obscenity laws regarding words. Like, if you said fuck, you can go to jail.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay, so that's in the 60s.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  So Nate would never get arrested.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  And so, I'm in the 80s and you couldn't show boners, you know, that was what I'm talking about in high school. You couldn't show boners in magazines.

• 49:00Speaker 04

  Good.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:02Speaker 04

  What are we talking about? Bring it back. Why you want boners so bad?

• 49:06Speaker 02

  You want Sharia law. That's what you want.

• 49:08Speaker 04

  Get rid of the boners. Also, the magazines are coming back, dude, with these.

• 49:11Speaker 02

  For real?

• 49:12Speaker 04

  Every one of these conservative states, you can't fucking jack off on the internet.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  I know, right?

• 49:16Speaker 04

  Even VPNs won't work sometimes.

• 49:17Speaker 02

  What are you talking about?

• 49:18Speaker 03

  It's the new Mason Dixon line. You go right on north, you're back.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  Same thing in London. I've heard. I've never tried to get on one of them, but like. If you got the right con, you're fine.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  VPNs work great.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  I know, but it's, it's this weird north-south divide.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  It's dumb.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  It's stupid.

• 49:32Speaker 02

  Well, it's also, they've done the THC thing. Here's what Texas doesn't understand. You will fuck this place up and you will turn the whole thing blue. They will, kids will turn on you. If you tell them they can't smoke weed, they know weed's not killing anybody.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  Which one's blue?

• 49:47Speaker 02

  This place.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  No.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  Oh, what's blue? Um, Democrat. Red is Republican.

• 49:52Speaker 04

  Shut up.

• 49:52Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  How do you not remember?

• 49:54Speaker 04

  Shut up, dude.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  He's pretending he lives in England now.

• 49:56Speaker 04

  Which one's, which one's donkey?

• 49:58Speaker 02

  He's like Alec Baldwin's wife. He's like Alec Baldwin's wife. How you say cucumber?

• 50:03Speaker 04

  Shut up.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Remember that?

• 50:04Speaker 04

  That bitch pisses me off. I've been gone, man.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  You haven't been gone, man.

• 50:07Speaker 03

  You can be drinking tea soon.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  You remember when Alec Baldwin's wife was pretending she was Spanish? That was you right there.

• 50:13Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  You were pretending you don't know.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  Hilarious, dumb bear?

• 50:17Speaker 02

  Like, lady, what? And people, she went to college, it was like, that bitch speaks English. She's a boss.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  She must be so fun.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  It's like your boy Mom Donnie.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Well, she's super hot.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  He hit the old fucking code switch.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Oh, he did.

• 50:30Speaker 03

  Oh, he will switch up.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  I couldn't open it.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  What was it?

• 50:33Speaker 04

  It's just him code switching like crazy. An old one?

• 50:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's good at it. He can go full Indian.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  Of course, sociopath.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  They had this guy running in Ecuador who was running for the indigenous party and he was like, they showed him five years earlier, he was wearing a business suit. Now he's got like a ponytail and fucking off the shirt. What did he, what was the code switch? Switching.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  To Ugandan accent.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  I'm Donnie's Ugandan?

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Alright, let's hear it. Let's hear it.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  You're gonna love it.

• 50:59Speaker 07

  ...as a music supervisor for Queen of Katwe. And as we know, music is almost the last string that brings the picture together. It tells the story. It's the tie-in of the whole story. How was that for you? I mean, being anywhere involved with the music will be a daunting task, but to be a supervisor at that, it must have been a mammoth task.

• 51:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  So, um, I, I actually created a playlist, um, for, for Mira, who also happens to be my mother. Uh, you know, nepotism and hard work goes a long way. So in, in February, I made a playlist, even before shooting, of, of a kind of a sound that the film could have.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  What are we listening for?

• 51:43Speaker 05

  We can find better ones, but you never hear him speak?

• 51:45Speaker 04

  I've never have heard him speak.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  He doesn't sound anything like that.

• 51:48Speaker 05

  He hit the old fucking.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  I was like, I don't know.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  That's the first time I've ever heard him speak.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  So, the, the real question is, what's his real accent?

• 51:54Speaker 04

  Wait, that, oh, so that's not, he's American?

• 51:58Speaker 02

  No, no, he's from Uganda.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  No, but now he's full.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  But now he speaks completely clear American.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  I did the right thing.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  The right thing.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, lose your accent and fucking join up.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  You should tell those people in England, since you live over there now.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  Bro, I'm learn, I'm trying to learn.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Tell them, hey, hey, hey, you don't have to talk like this. You don't sing like this.

• 52:14Speaker 05

  I may find people to their faces.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:16Speaker 05

  As they're like, we have to, I'm like, we have to do this, what, you sound so fucking stupid.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  I used to have a bit about it, though, the, the Beatles, they don't, they don't sing like that. Nobody sings like that.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Cyndi Lauper kind of did.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  Talk like that, like, people from, like, Manchester or Liverpool, like, I don't know what you're saying.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Sometimes I'm interviewing, like, Paddy Pimblett, I'm like, I don't know all these words.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  Kyle Legacy, it's like, watch his lips.

• 52:38Speaker 05

  His fight.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Bro, his fight was insane. Those were the greatest submissions I've ever seen in my life. It might be the greatest submission of all time. And he did it to that guy, Ben Wasson Denis, who's a submission expert. Catch him in that guillotine on the first shot, and he called it. He said, he's gonna shoot for a takedown, I'm gonna choke him unconscious?

• 52:57Speaker 05

  When he comes out to, where's your head at?

• 52:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, bro, he's.

• 53:02Speaker 05

  So wonderful.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  He has so much, the crazy thing with that dude is, on the walk to the cage, looks like he's having a party. It's all dancing, a party, the moment he gets in that cage, the flip, the switch gets flipped, and then he's just stone-faced, and he's not, no more playing around, very serious. It's like, he just enjoys himself up into the moment where he has to lock in, and then he locks in. It's like, sometimes I worry about a guy getting too relaxed and too confident. With that dude, it's like, he's, he's got it perfect balance. Party, the whole crowd is doing this, everybody's doing this, the whole fucking crowd. And then, but when he gets into the octagon, he dances a little bit for everybody, and then he just locks in. It's amazing to watch.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  He flips the switch later when he gained 60 pounds, too.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  Oh, he gained so much weight.

• 53:51Speaker 05

  I also respect the.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  In the offseason?

• 53:53Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 53:53Speaker 05

  It's like, uh.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  He transitions.

• 53:55Speaker 05

  It's like, uh, who was that, uh?

• 53:57Speaker 04

  James Harden?

• 53:58Speaker 05

  Who was the British boxer?

• 54:00Speaker 04

  Lennox Lewis?

• 54:01Speaker 05

  That fought, uh, Mayweather and Pacquiao? Ricky Hatton.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  Ricky Hatton.

• 54:05Speaker 05

  Hatton would fucking blow up, too.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, he would get big.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:08Speaker 03

  Look at these guys.

• 54:09Speaker 04

  All wearing wigs?

• 54:09Speaker 03

  Looks like Hanson.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  It's great.

• 54:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, they all wear Patty the Batty wigs. How many blonde wigs has this guy sold? I'll tell you, man, if this dude gets a hold of your neck, everybody's fucked. Everybody's fucked if he gets a hold of you.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  Let me show, just show him, we're coming out dancing.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  As soon as people see him, they go crazy.

• 54:33Speaker 05

  Had to roll, it was so sick.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  As soon as the audience sees him, they go fucking bananas, everybody starts throwing their arms in the air.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  I turned around and looked behind me when I was calling the fight, I was like, fucking everybody had their arms going. It was amazing, it was amazing.

• 54:50Speaker 05

  He's probably the most fun right now in the UFC.

• 54:52Speaker 02

  Hundred percent, the most fun.

• 54:53Speaker 03

  He's the new Connor.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  He's the most fun. Yeah, but it's different, he's like a sweet guy.

• 54:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's fun.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  He's like fun.

• 54:59Speaker 05

  Connor was.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, him and Taporia, him and Taporia fucking hate each other. So that would, that's a really interesting fight. But, um, let me tell you something, man, he's big, like, deceptively big. Like, he's deceptively big, when you're standing next to him, you're like, he's a big guy. Taporia is not nearly as big as Patty, Patty's huge. He's a big guy.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  Really?

• 55:22Speaker 02

  He gets, yeah, he gets fat in between, but, I mean, when you look, he's fucking big.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  How tall is he?

• 55:28Speaker 02

  At least 5'11", and thick. That's the thing is about his back, like, when he got a hold of Ben Wasson Denis, he catches him in that Darce choke, and then you see the back muscles on that motherfucker, and then he wraps his legs over the top, and he's rolling through the whole thing, like, he's got a squeeze, man, he's big. Look at this, this move was so slick, you have to understand, like, this had never been done in the UFC before. Out of all the submissions.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  What is this?

• 55:53Speaker 02

  It's a Darce choke with legs over the top, like, it's almost like you're in full guard, and he's using the right foot, you see what he's doing with his right foot, he's flexing forward, he's holding his arm in place, and then his left foot is pressing down on the back, and then he's got the full Darce grip, like a rear naked choke style grip, on the choke, with the arm tucked in, so he's got his legs involved, he's got his back involved, his arms, everything, it's insane.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  He can't get his left arm out of there because of the leg?

• 56:21Speaker 02

  He ain't going nowhere.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  He's out.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  He's fucked, he's complete, and he tries to roll, because Ben Wasson Denis is, like, very legit, so he tries to roll out of it, and Patty just rolls with him, and then winds up on top with just insane pressure, man, and just put him to sleep, but no one's ever done that submission. So it's a combination of, like, a Peruvian necktie, uh, a Darce, and, you know, maybe a couple other things.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  What's his right leg doing?

• 56:48Speaker 02

  So people are calling it the padlock now.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Hey, I like it.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Another kid just pulled it off recently in another MMA fight, pulled off the exact same move, the exact same leg, which is really fun, it's like, people see someone do something, they go, oh, I didn't think about it that way. Because generally, when you catch someone in a Darce choke, what you do is, you try to hook the leg, and you're, it's basically like sinking the choke in deep, and you're hooking the leg. But what he did was went around the top and got over his back, and then just rolled with him, and it's like, oh my god, the pressure's insane.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  Oof.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  It's hell.

• 57:23Speaker 05

  I'd have broke out of that.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  It's just like, when I, I watch some guys getting choked, and I'm looking for, I look for way outs. I look for, like, where's a way out, where's a way to defend, I'm like, there ain't no way out of this, this is death. This episode is brought to you by Armra. Every week, there's some new wellness hack that people swear by, and after a while, you start thinking, why do we think we can just outsmart our bodies? That's why Armra colostrum caught my attention. It's something the body already recognizes, and it has hundreds of these specialized nutrients for gut stuff, immunity, metabolism, et cetera. I first noticed it working around training, especially workout recovery. Most stuff falls off, but I am still taking this. If you want to try, Armra is offering my listeners 30% off plus two free gifts.

• 58:12Speaker 02

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• 58:16Speaker 05

  What's he doing with his right leg to his left arm?

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Well, his right leg is hooking the bicep, he's hooking it right where the bicep meets the crook of the elbow.

• 58:23Speaker 05

  So he can't?

• 58:24Speaker 02

  So he's not, he's not gonna be able to get that arm back, so it's like locked in place like here, so he can't defend. What he wants to do is sneak it under and try to separate the, the, the lock. So now this arm's out of the equation.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  See, I would have stuck it out there.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  So you're only defending, you're defending, you're defending one leg and two arms that are wrapped around your neck with one hand. With only one hand, because he's using his right foot to lock a hold of that elbow crook, it's fucking sick.

• 58:49Speaker 05

  And pulling it back?

• 58:50Speaker 02

  As a guy who loves jiu-jitsu, that's the sickest shit I've ever seen in my life.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  They should teach that to, to cops. Cops would be good.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  Not that move.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  They'd be good to know that, you know, you just.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Teach cops that move?

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, you wouldn't just shoot people, cops would shoot people, just shoot people, you could just lock them up.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  They're gonna put him in a padlock?

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, get him in a padlock.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Ah, just shoot him.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  All right.

• 59:09Speaker 05

  It's faster.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  And we got the body cam footage.

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Cops should definitely know jiu-jitsu, look at it, that's what he looks like when he's getting squashed.

• 59:14Speaker 03

  Holy shit, look at that rump.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  You know what's insane then is, like, he's got one arm that really can't even engage. See, his arm can't even grab a hold of where it's gripped.

• 59:22Speaker 03

  Oh, that poor guy.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  He can't reach it, and then his other hand is where he wraps a hold of it with his foot. So he locks up with his right foot underneath the crook of the elbow on the left arm, and the other arm's useless. So he's just going, he's just going night and night.

• 59:36Speaker 03

  Pad tie.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  That's a good name.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  Imagine ripping a fart right then?

• 59:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, they call it either the padlock or the pad tie, that's what people are calling it.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  I love them both.

• 59:44Speaker 04

  Both good.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  But he, he, he should name it, Patty should name it.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  He did, that's what he put up.

• 59:48Speaker 02

  Oh, he called it the pad tie?

• 59:50Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  There he goes, oh, beautiful, okay, so that's what it is now, so it's the pad tie.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Remember the Jew claw?

• 59:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  Jew claw, where you take the money? Yeah, pickpocket?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  What's the Jew claw?

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  Eddie Bravo named it.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  Eddie Bravo had a, I forget how it goes, I forget that move, how does it work, do you remember?

• 1:00:07Speaker 04

  No, but I was there, and he was like, what's we, oh, let's call it the, oh, all right, Jew claw. I was like, I'll allow it.

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  He's always got ridiculous names.

• 1:00:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was like, no, we'll change it. Worst, worst superhero ever.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Jew claw.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  Just a guy missing an arm.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  I had to do, uh, commentary for the UFC once, and one of the guys that was fighting was one of Eddie's students, and, uh, he was doing something called crackhead control. So it was like on Fox, and I had to explain, this is called crackhead control.

• 1:00:37Speaker 04

  I didn't name it, guys.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  Was this?

• 1:00:42Speaker 06

  It's a sweep from the claw.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Sweep from the Jew claw? You're afraid to say Jew?

• 1:00:47Speaker 06

  Well, I, I mean, it's, it's not written, I guess.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  That's misspelled.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  It's spelled Jew.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  Clear.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  No, it's J I U, no, that's, that's literally how it's spelled.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  Are there any Jewish fighters?

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, there's a ton, there's a ton.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  He had a good sleeper. Wait.

• 1:01:04Speaker 05

  In the UFC?

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  In the UFC.

• 1:01:06Speaker 05

  My ears get hot in these fucking fights.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Who's a Jewish fighter?

• 1:01:09Speaker 05

  Also, that AC, I don't know.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Well, Moti Hornstein was the first.

• 1:01:12Speaker 05

  Seventy-five.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Moti Hornstein was a, I think he was, uh, an Israeli special forces guy. And he was a Krav Maga guy, and he was in the very, maybe, maybe Kilkushen. He was in the early UFC's, he fought Don Fry, got beat up, he fought a few, a few big guys and got beat up.

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  Hmm, what, Tiger?

• 1:01:32Speaker 02

  Maybe he didn't fight Don Fry.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Tiger Shulman?

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  Um, Tiger Shulman is a coach, and he runs a bunch of, like, elite.

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  He marketed.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  MMA gyms.

• 1:01:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, he sells a lot.

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  He parlayed it.

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  Well.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Tiger Shulman?

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's probably a good fighter.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Well, uh, the fan, they know what they're doing, for sure, they, they've developed a bunch of, like, elite fighters. Like Shane Burgos came out of there, a bunch of guys, like, top level guys came out of Tiger Shulman's.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  Oh, he was MAGA?

• 1:01:58Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  Oh, Krav Maga.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  The original MAGA. I don't remember what Moti Hornstein's style was, but this is back in the day.

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  Running away and surviving.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Moti Hornstein. Come on, holy shit. Yeah. The accountant. Early UFC's. He was an Israeli guy. Fought in the early UFC's. He was good.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  Just sue whoever beat him up.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  Touch me, I'll sue you. He was good, but he was a little too small and he was also not a wrestler and, you know, he got fucked over by these wrestlers. They just beat the shit out of him. So who, there he is. There he is. Okay, so this is 2026. So he's doing like a seminar. Oh, okay. See if you can find like footage of him from the early days of the UFC.

• 1:02:42Speaker 04

  Benny the Jet looks like a fucking vampire.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  Benny the Jet. Wow. Yeah, Benny needs to shave his head. That guy's tough. Benny would fuck you up. Benny was a guest. He was a guest on the podcast. Yeah. When I first moved to LA in 94, that was one of the first places I went to. There was two meccas that were in LA. One of them was the Comedy Store. That was the big one. The other one for me was the Jet Center. That was his place in Man Eyes.

• 1:03:03Speaker 05

  This is the Smashing Machine versus?

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's who it was. It was Mark Kerr and he got destroyed.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  I would not want to fight the Smashing Machine.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Smashing Machine versus the Switch.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  That's a good name for a rep. So this is Moti. So he was, he was good, but he was a karate guy and like, there ain't, there ain't no way you're gonna be dealing with Mark Kerr.

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  How big Mark Kerr is.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  He's huge. It was an immediate shot. Not only that, while you're wearing a gi, there's so much to grab a hold of. It's so easy to control you. If fighters fought in a gi in the UFC, the fights would be completely different. Ow. And Mark just beat the fuck out of him.

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  Oh god, you're holding me down too much.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Stop it, please. Get off. Also, Mark admittedly was on all the steroids. Hell yeah. He was on some stuff that you could only get in Mexico.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Didn't need him for this fight.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  He didn't need him.

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  Didn't need him. Should've saved his steroids.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  But this is like UFC probably 10, okay, 14. UFC 14. Yeah. I was there for this, but this is back in when I was working. Key Wilickers.

• 1:04:02Speaker 04

  When you're working for free?

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was, no, I got paid back then.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  I didn't work for free until the new UFC. Cause they were hemorrhaging money. So they tricked me into working. They tricked me into doing one event. I did one event when they did the best, remember Best Damn Sports Show period?

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. So they had a Best Damn Sports Show period UFC. So they had to make it UFC 37 and a half. I think it was 37, 32 and a half?

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Was it Tom Arnold?

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  No, 37 and a half. He was on it. Yep.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Tom Arnold was on it. Brody did the warmup?

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Yep. There was a couple of the dudes on it. And so, uh, they did that and they did that, um, for, for Fox and Dana and I were friends. And Dana was like, just do me a solid. We, would you just do commentary on this one show? Just because it's gonna be on Fox. It'd be big. Fear Factor guy does it. I'm like, okay, I'll do one. And I did one and then the next thing you know, you want to do another one? And I'm like, ah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  Got me.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  He got me. And the next thing, no, I did like 15 of them for free.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  They gave me a nice Rolex though. They used to do celebrity boxing. Remember that? Oh yeah. That was fun. They should bring that back.

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  Screech?

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. Screech. Jim Kimmel, I think that's one. Always a bunch of people that are broke.

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  Tonya Harding?

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  Tonya Harding was, she could fight.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  How about what we did on the man show? Tonya Harding fought Doug Stanhope.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  Who wants to kill them? Doug kinda held back a little bit. Doug was being a good guy.

• 1:05:21Speaker 04

  Tony didn't have her fucking rod.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Doug's got a great ego. He doesn't, you know, he doesn't need to win. He just wanted to make it entertaining. It was pretty funny though, watching Doug smoking cigarettes in between rounds, like. Oh, I've never seen this.

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  It's such a small ring.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Ah, look at the little rings.

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  Is that his mom?

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  The ring was fucking tiny. It was ridiculous. Poor, poor Doug.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  He had a beer in the corners.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  Look how young he looks. God, that's crazy. Look, taking a whole cigarette. It's his mom. That's when his mom was alive. Amazing. That was fun. Now who won? I don't remember.

• 1:05:58Speaker 04

  The fans won.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  There you go. Nobody won. Everybody lost, including America. Those celebrity boxing matches, sometimes they're sad. What was it? The dude died recently, Aaron. Hernandez. Aaron Carter? Is that his name? Yes. Guy with the tattoos on his face? He had a, one against, uh, the basketball player. He used to fuck the Kardashian girl. Yeah, Lamar Odom.

• 1:06:20Speaker 05

  Lamar Odom probably killed him.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:23Speaker 05

  Crazy choice.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Uh huh. He should've done crack head control on that guy. It'd be like me fighting a 13 year old. It's so ridiculous.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  He was huge. He was 10.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  He's so big and that kid couldn't fight at all. It was, the whole thing was crazy. Like, he must've just been so desperate for money. Or something, you know? I don't know. Something sad.

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  Ever see Dirty Work?

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:06:43Speaker 05

  Oh yeah.

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  When the kid from, uh, Different Strokes comes in and tries to fight like, Dredor Tatum. And he's like, you're like, how's this, what's the joke?

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  Oh, Todd? Yeah. Gary Coleman? Yeah. Was it Gary Coleman?

• 1:06:54Speaker 04

  It's Gary Coleman.

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  He just gets walloped. Do you remember when Gary Coleman was working as a security guard and people would just show up just to make fun of him? No. Oh yeah. People are so evil. Because there's one thing, if you're just a four foot tall security guard. That's one thing. But if you're a four foot tall, tall security guard who used to be a TV star.

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  Massively famous.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Then people feel, like, people, when you've crashed, when you've made it to great heights and then you've crashed, there's people that revel in that. They love it. They love watching. Look at, look at the size difference.

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  Fucking way.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  How crazy is that? Not only that.

• 1:07:29Speaker 05

  That says he was six foot.

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  He's six foot? Okay. But he's six foot, 100 pounds. Respect for going in the ring though. No, he's on drugs. Ah. He's gotta be out of his fucking mind.

• 1:07:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's on the Elvis diet.

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  Wow. That is cra- look at the weight difference. The weight difference is literally insane. That's literally insane. The weight difference is like fucking 80 pounds. And he's giant. It's terrible. Don't watch this.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  Lamar could've been on crack.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  Might've made it worse.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  That would've helped. Crack head control. I'll fight anybody if I was on crack.

• 1:07:58Speaker 04

  He got to round two?

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:07:59Speaker 05

  Well, I don't think they're like one minute rounds.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  I mean, even then. Look at Liddell.

• 1:08:04Speaker 04

  Chuck is like, what are you guys for?

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  Oh, didn't even get a hit. It's just a beating. Oh. If he was a kind soul, he would've just punched him to the body. Just liver punched him until he drops. Damn. But, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do. Carter. But that's, that's the saddest state of fighting is people that are desperate for the money because they used to be famous, now they're not, and then they're gonna have a fight.

• 1:08:25Speaker 04

  And they want fame and money at the same time.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  Or slap fighting. That's the saddest state. When you need the money and you're, cause you know you're only getting like 18 grand.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  The slap boxing?

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, you didn't get much.

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  The slap?

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  You ever see Jeremiah fuck up Louis?

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  I did. Jeremiah hit him with some good shots.

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  That was great.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  Pull that up. Louis started cheating a little bit. He started punches to the body.

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  Oh yeah.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, Louis hit him with like a legit punch to the body.

• 1:08:48Speaker 05

  Legion of Skanks. And I was, yeah, I was so happy.

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  I was obviously.

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  They had a slap fight.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  Jeremiah. Louis just would never be able to handle the loss, which is very funny.

• 1:08:58Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:08:59Speaker 05

  Jeremiah weighs 100 negative, negatively 4 pounds.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  Louis got leg kicked, but, no, this is just one of them. They had one of them that they did on the street. Oh, we got it there.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, this one was the setup because he got fucked up so they had a real one.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Did Jeremiah box at one point in his life or something?

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  He boxes against the Satan.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Oh. Jesus. He loves Jesus. Did he box or something at some point in his life?

• 1:09:21Speaker 04

  He's just wiry.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  Interesting. So, uh, Louis was outside of the creek and some homeless guy was talking shit. Something happened. Oh, that was bad. So he squares up with the homeless guy and the homeless guy immediately leg kicks him. Louis, alright, alright, alright. Like a really good, like Muay Thai leg kick. And then he hits him with the second one.

• 1:09:37Speaker 05

  That guy was like, alright, alright.

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:09:40Speaker 05

  No, I saw, I watched, outside the creek.

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  I watched it a few times.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  Louis wanted to keep it going.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  I didn't even watch it. I know Louis put his hand out. He was like, alright, alright, we're good. I won't watch that and I won't watch the Perez Hilton video either. Oh, that's good.

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  It's fine.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  But. It's fine? This guy having a break. He's not actually. Is it like a half an hour?

• 1:09:57Speaker 05

  He's not cutting himself.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  Oh, you think it's fake?

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  He's in the hospital.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  Doing what?

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  Still.

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  For the mental breakdown, not for the wounds.

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  Are you sure?

• 1:10:03Speaker 05

  I would imagine.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  I think he got some pretty good last operations. I don't know if you want to say that. That dude will sue you. He will sue you. That crazy fucker.

• 1:10:10Speaker 05

  Really cut himself?

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Sure, just for attention. He sues the guy who holds the world record. The world record of the largest selling out show of all time. Of course he's gonna sue you.

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Who? Perez Hilton?

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  No, this guy. You're right.

• 1:10:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:10:23Speaker 04

  I heard selling out.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  I went the other way.

• 1:10:25Speaker 04

  You're in England, a lot of things will change.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  I'm a headliner now.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  There's a new sheriff in town.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  How is it over there? You're putting in?

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  I'm not. It's fucking rough. They hate immigrants so hard.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  When are you gonna move back? Including you? Why don't you come back here?

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  Right here, right here, buddy.

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  Come on, we'll get you an apartment. You gotta go.

• 1:10:47Speaker 05

  I'm already hooking up. You call yourself an immigrant?

• 1:10:49Speaker 02

  They're calling me an immigrant. They have all these laws set up to make it hard for you. No, he's an immigrant. If you're in England.

• 1:10:54Speaker 05

  That's not the immigrants they don't like.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  I know. I'm trying to explain that to them.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  I think they like the other kind. That's the thing. Tell them you hate Muslims. You'll fit in. If you just came in with no paperwork, you'd get all the services.

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  Oh, they hate Jewish immigrants.

• 1:11:04Speaker 04

  No, no, they, yeah. They, they hate just immigrant. They make it hard. You can't rent an apartment unless you have three years of UK rental experience.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  Tell them you're from a different country.

• 1:11:11Speaker 02

  Come back.

• 1:11:12Speaker 04

  I know. We all, every immigrant just.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Come back to them. You know what I mean. Ari, don't tell them you're from. Ari, we got a place for you right here. How do the other guys get in so easy?

• 1:11:20Speaker 04

  They have to live with their fucking families.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 1:11:23Speaker 04

  They don't, they just can't do it.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  I got a place for you. It's in a nice, it's a nice condo.

• 1:11:27Speaker 04

  Let me stay with you.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  Come on, I got a place for you.

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  I'll stay for the foot of your bed.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  Watch me and my wife fuck.

• 1:11:33Speaker 04

  I want you to do this in the middle of the night. Yeah.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  I'll make you take pictures of me and my wife fucking.

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  Eat popcorn while you guys are fucking.

• 1:11:39Speaker 02

  Why don't you get a nice place in a nice penthouse? I know a spot. I know a spot. I got a spot for you.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Let me, get me a place right, right above Tony.

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  Oh, it's, it's a nice view. The place, the place that I'm talking about. Tony's the bottom. I literally have a spot. I have a spot. It's a nice condo. You don't need to live in that nonsense. You're gonna end up here anyway. It's gonna happen. It's more fun.

• 1:12:01Speaker 05

  You're having fun over there, Stan.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  Listen, if you want to work, there's plenty of fucking clubs.

• 1:12:06Speaker 04

  Too early.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  Shut up.

• 1:12:07Speaker 04

  I'm living in Nob Hill.

• 1:12:08Speaker 05

  You would've said you're having fun. You just said, you're just getting started. You're not having fun?

• 1:12:12Speaker 04

  I'm not having fun. It's been very difficult.

• 1:12:14Speaker 02

  Bail.

• 1:12:15Speaker 04

  It's been extremely difficult. Two months I haven't found an apartment. I've been turned out by seven apartments.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Wow, you gotta shave.

• 1:12:21Speaker 04

  There's legit anti-immigration shit.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Ari, I'll give you an apartment for a year for free. Whoa.

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  Keep it down. Keep it down.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Fucking Stanokeo.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  One year. It's a nice two bedroom in a gated or guarded, uh, building.

• 1:12:40Speaker 04

  Can't spell gated without.

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  One year for free. Come on, you clown.

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  Just getting started.

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  I think it's on the 39th floor. It's a great view.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  39th floor? Which one is that? That tall, thin one?

• 1:12:50Speaker 02

  I'll show you later.

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  What do you have it for?

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  I, I got real estate, bro. I'm rich.

• 1:12:54Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  Wow, a year. I'll give you one year for free. You don't have any money.

• 1:12:59Speaker 04

  I don't have any money.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  Come on, dog. You don't need any money.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  I haven't toured in so long.

• 1:13:03Speaker 02

  Get some money at the mothership. You could do a night once a week. You get 80% of the door. Woo. Start making money.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  You can work all around town. You can start doing the road in America. Land of the free, home of the brave.

• 1:13:14Speaker 05

  When was this offered before? You wait till they move to England.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  I had to go through all the paperwork, take a visa.

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Cause I wanted to try to lure him back. I didn't think he was really gonna go through with it. I thought he was gonna stick with Legion of Skanks.

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  Dude, I'd get fucking Francis Foster to be my guarantor. They were like, we don't trust you with your money. And I was like, I make more than him. It's not yours, it's American.

• 1:13:31Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  They don't trust your money?

• 1:13:34Speaker 04

  I'm freelance, so I have no actual boss.

• 1:13:36Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  No employer, and then it's like, do you think they're safe, bro?

• 1:13:40Speaker 02

  Can't they just Google you and see your Netflix specials?

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  I've tried that.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  That doesn't work.

• 1:13:45Speaker 04

  The problem is they saw the first one first.

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  He's got no future.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  Amazing racist?

• 1:13:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, that'd be great. No, they would welcome me in.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  They saw your Kobe video, like, uh-oh.

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  There's gotta be a British guy out there who's hearing this, like a British Rogan, who's like, I'll give you a blade.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr hooked you up.

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  He wrote my visa letter.

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  Oh, he's a great guy.

• 1:14:04Speaker 03

  He is a good guy.

• 1:14:05Speaker 02

  Ricky Gervais is great.

• 1:14:06Speaker 05

  Fucking apartment?

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  Dude, I've been turned down by seven apartments.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Why don't you live with Eddie Zard?

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  Eddie Zard?

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  Isard?

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Cause I need some fucking closet spacing, he's taking it all.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  Listen, why, ah, he's way out of the closet, bro. He's all the way out.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  For his dresses.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  Oh, got it.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Listen, come back, come back to America, it's a cute idea.

• 1:14:26Speaker 04

  You gotta hit me up in a year, I haven't even gotten started yet.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  Come on, stop.

• 1:14:30Speaker 03

  It's not gonna work.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  Can you hand me one of them bottles of beer?

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 1:14:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  Give me one of those Bud Lights.

• 1:14:37Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 1:14:38Speaker 05

  One of those crisp, clean Bud Lights.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:14:42Speaker 04

  Give me some keys, let's do this together.

• 1:14:43Speaker 05

  All right, hold on.

• 1:14:44Speaker 04

  He's got some keys.

• 1:14:45Speaker 02

  Keys?

• 1:14:45Speaker 05

  Give it a second.

• 1:14:46Speaker 04

  Keys, keys, keys, keys.

• 1:14:48Speaker 05

  It's not time.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  It's not in the bottom part.

• 1:14:50Speaker 05

  Give it a second, don't try to deflect from your fucking British.

• 1:14:52Speaker 04

  Guys, I just started, this is the wrong time.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Fuck that place, no disrespect to English people, I love them to death, but.

• 1:14:58Speaker 04

  I bought three, I bought no tickets, I'm not going now.

• 1:15:00Speaker 02

  Here's the other problem, they're gonna put you in jail, you talk too much shit.

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  Dude, trust me, I fucking pressed them.

• 1:15:05Speaker 03

  They're gonna princess die you.

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  You wanna go to jail, huh? Is that the, that's the plan?

• 1:15:09Speaker 04

  I'm gonna test the fucking rumors.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  That's what it is.

• 1:15:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  He's, he's a, this is a Josh Hoke it. Michelle Obama's a man on the White House lawn, that's what he's doing, he's doing that shit.

• 1:15:18Speaker 04

  I got a sweet new bit about Muslim drivers, female drivers.

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 1:15:22Speaker 05

  I do too, let's make sure we don't have any crossover.

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:24Speaker 05

  Talk about later.

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  You don't wanna live there, dude.

• 1:15:28Speaker 04

  I do, it's fun.

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up. You miss us.

• 1:15:31Speaker 04

  It's fun, but.

• 1:15:32Speaker 02

  You miss us, you were so sad.

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  Manchester United, that would rock.

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  Dude, December 5th, come to the Derby.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Sure, to visit, right?

• 1:15:38Speaker 05

  To Darby.

• 1:15:39Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:15:40Speaker 05

  Once you live there long enough, you'll understand, it's called a Darby.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  I just said the Derby.

• 1:15:43Speaker 05

  You called it Derby, cause.

• 1:15:44Speaker 04

  I didn't say that.

• 1:15:45Speaker 05

  It's spelled Derby.

• 1:15:46Speaker 04

  I said Darby.

• 1:15:47Speaker 05

  It's a Darby.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  Lad, I said it.

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  Watch the tape.

• 1:15:49Speaker 04

  I said it, yeah, watch the tape, roll back, roll back.

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  Click back fifteen seconds.

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  I clearly said Derby.

• 1:15:55Speaker 03

  I think he said Darby.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  Instant replay.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  I apologize then.

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  I thought he said Darby as well.

• 1:15:59Speaker 04

  I'll be the bigger man, you see how I do that?

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  You're not a bigger man, you were wrong! You're not a bigger man, you were wrong!

• 1:16:04Speaker 04

  I'll see, I'll see.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  That's not a bigger man! Who do you know who's raised a bigger man? You were clearly wrong!

• 1:16:09Speaker 04

  Hold on a second, can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish this? See, somebody lost their composure, screaming. When I'm wrong, you see what I do? I go, I'm, I'm wrong.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:16:19Speaker 04

  And that's just the lesson for you.

• 1:16:21Speaker 02

  You're saying you're wrong!

• 1:16:25Speaker 04

  You can learn from this.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  Derby Dream Haze.

• 1:16:31Speaker 04

  That nicotine took him out for a hour.

• 1:16:32Speaker 03

  That was on call, man. I was in London.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  Ah, it hands drag you.

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  That was a rush, not a good rush. Couldn't think straight, my legs won't stop moving.

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, imagine taking like literally twenty of those over the course of a night and then trying to go to bed, that was me last night. I was laying in bed, I said, I think I'm done.

• 1:16:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's every night, and then I listen to that fucking Annie Jacobson book every night, I'm like, oh shit.

• 1:16:57Speaker 03

  Who's that?

• 1:16:57Speaker 05

  She scared the fuck out of me.

• 1:16:58Speaker 02

  Uh, no. She, she's the lady that wrote the book on nuclear war.

• 1:17:02Speaker 05

  Nuclear war scenario.

• 1:17:03Speaker 02

  Which was the scariest book I've ever read. The new one is on biological war, it's bad. It's fucking scary, it's like.

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  And how easy it would be to ruin everything?

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:17:14Speaker 05

  And how we're doing it.

• 1:17:15Speaker 02

  Everyone can die.

• 1:17:16Speaker 05

  And Russia did it, and China's definitely doing it.

• 1:17:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, we, we're making crazy stuff right now in labs, like all this Fauci shit that's coming out, like a lot of this stuff, what they're really doing is warfare stuff.

• 1:17:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's terrible.

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  A lot of these like diseases, this gain of function where they're trying to pretend that they're trying to protect people from future viruses, what they're doing is making viruses more transmissible and more deadly. And they're working on it, that's, your tax dollars are at work.

• 1:17:42Speaker 05

  All right, they made a plague? They made the bubonic, the bubonic plague that the first twenty-four hours, they spliced in a thing that makes it, you feel euphoric. It's like ecstasy for twenty-four hours so that you wanna go out and talk to people and go to a bar and, and you wanna go out and dance.

• 1:17:59Speaker 04

  That's like brilliant and evil at the same time, who's doing that?

• 1:18:02Speaker 05

  Soviets did it.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  Oh, it spreads like a virus.

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Oh, and it's a hundred percent.

• 1:18:07Speaker 04

  It's like that cat virus.

• 1:18:08Speaker 02

  Hundred percent deadly.

• 1:18:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, but the fact that they spliced in ecstasy for twenty-four hours, so the first twenty-four hours, you're like, I gotta talk to my friends.

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  You're feeling great.

• 1:18:17Speaker 05

  I gotta go out.

• 1:18:18Speaker 03

  Wow, that's genius.

• 1:18:19Speaker 02

  You're calling your friends up, telling people about your new protocol, this is my new health protocol.

• 1:18:23Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, you don't know, you have like a hundred percent fatal Ebola, or whatever it is.

• 1:18:29Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:30Speaker 05

  It's pretty lame.

• 1:18:31Speaker 04

  It's pretty lame.

• 1:18:32Speaker 05

  Whoever did this should be executed.

• 1:18:34Speaker 03

  All of them.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  All of them. Well, you see the Fauci thing where he knew that women were getting miscarriages?

• 1:18:40Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:18:40Speaker 02

  And they lied about it, he lied about it months after he knew, after expressed publicly, or privately rather, in a text message. That it seems there's a cytokine storm that's causing miscarriages with the second dose, so he says this in a text message, I don't know if he said second dose, but he did say cytokine, cytokine storm that is associated with miscarriages. And then publicly was out there promoting the idea of women who are pregnant getting vaccinated, when he knew there was an issue. And he also lied about the number, the number of women that got, I, I don't even wanna say what the number was, cause what I'm reading is eighty percent.

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  Eighty percent miscarriage rate in the first trimester? Something fucking insane, but I personally know five people who got pregnant during pandemic, got vaccinated and had miscarriages, five different people.

• 1:19:38Speaker 04

  If I gotta grow pregnant, I'd be like, you need to get the vaccine.

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  You need to be safe, our baby needs to be safe, and you should get both, the Moderna and the other one, Justin K.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  Whoa, mama.

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  Dude, it's fucking terrifying, that guy's a sociopath, people that are thinking that this guy was some sort of a fucking healthcare hero, you don't know what happened in the eighties. You need to go and just objectively read up on what that guy did with AZT and AIDS in the eighties.

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  I thought he was like an AIDS hero.

• 1:20:04Speaker 02

  Fucking monster.

• 1:20:06Speaker 03

  Didn't he do a lot of good with AIDS?

• 1:20:07Speaker 02

  So, no, I'll tell you in a minute, so what does it say?

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  Uh, cumulative miscarriage rate of ten point eight percent from six to twenty weeks with after mRNA vaccination, just stop and think of that. Imagine if you're having a kid, and Mark, you have a kid, you're the only one besides me, you love your kids more than fucking anything in life. The idea that you could give a, a medic, medication and one out of ten, your baby's dead. No one's gonna sign up for that, and what is the odds your wife is gonna live and everyone's gonna be fine? It's ninety-nine point nine, nine nine nine nine nine, if you're healthy. Nine nine nine nine nine. Nine, nine! Meanwhile, this motherfucker went around telling people that they should get vaccinated while they're pregnant.

• 1:20:58Speaker 03

  Uh, I should've signed up for that.

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  A claim from early twenty twenty-one pregnancy registry report showed an eighty-one to eighty-two percent miscarriage rate. This is misleading recalculation of preliminary registry data, many live births in that early report involve people vaccinated in late pregnancy. So, simply removing them from the denominator while returning, but the issue, apparently what he said was in the first trimester. That's why it's eighty-two percent within the first trimester. That's what they're saying, this is what I'm reading from actual doctors, including Jay Bhattacharya was talking about it online. So this is like not kooks, they're talking about this, this issue, that he knew that there was an issue with women having miscarriages, and that motherfucker still promoted it.

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  He still promoted it openly on television, it's very important that women get vaccinated, that's the most important thing. They were just selling vaccines, man, they were selling vaccines and killing people.

• 1:21:53Speaker 03

  And why the fuck does an eighty-year-old have a diary? Anyone find that?

• 1:21:57Speaker 02

  A diary?

• 1:22:00Speaker 04

  Dream journal?

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  Today Jennifer Aniston said I was lovely.

• 1:22:05Speaker 02

  Julia Roberts called me a hero today.

• 1:22:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, who's he trying to remember? He's gonna be fucking dead.

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  Bro, he's a crazy person.

• 1:22:12Speaker 05

  I'm gonna look back at this.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  That guy's a fucking legit crazy person.

• 1:22:17Speaker 03

  Did other scientists have a diary?

• 1:22:20Speaker 02

  He gave people AZT in the 1980s when they had AIDS. AZT was a chemotherapy medication that they discontinued because he was killing people quicker than cancer, but it had already passed through all the FDA bullshit, right? So it had already been a used drug. So, once it's a used drug, you can use it for other things, off-label use. So that's what they started doing. No. So that's what they started doing in the 80s and they're just fucking killing people who didn't even have any symptoms. Arthur Ashe didn't even have any symptoms and they just started giving him AZT and he was dead in like six months. I think that's the, didn't Borishnikov, did he die from AIDS as well?

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:22:57Speaker 05

  From Sex and the City?

• 1:22:58Speaker 02

  Yes, did he?

• 1:22:59Speaker 03

  He was a homosexual.

• 1:23:01Speaker 02

  Am I, am I making that up?

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  Pull it up.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

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• 1:25:13Speaker 02

  were doing during the COVID epidemic, where 80% plus of all the COVID positives were false positives, because they were using the PCR method, which Kerry Mullis, the guy who invented the PCR method, said it's not supposed to be ever used to detect an actual infection. That's not what it's for. It's detecting partic, like, whatever small amount elements, depending on how many cycles you ramp it up, and if you ramp it up enough cycles, you can find almost anything. And that's what they were finding. There's 80-plus percent false positives. So how did he die? He's not dead. He's not dead? Oh, okay. It wasn't him. There was another guy who was a dancer.

• 1:25:52Speaker 03

  Well, you gotta have Fauci on.

• 1:25:54Speaker 02

  Sorry, Mishkael.

• 1:25:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, you gotta have Fauci on.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, definitely have him on. He'll plead the fifth to everything. Did you see that shit? What color was your tie?

• 1:26:01Speaker 04

  I respectfully plead the fifth.

• 1:26:04Speaker 05

  He's a golden.

• 1:26:05Speaker 02

  But here's the thing, but, but the thing is, Biden did all those through AutoPen, and Trump just recently made an announcement that all the AutoPen...

• 1:26:15Speaker 05

  What's AutoPen?

• 1:26:16Speaker 02

  AutoPen is you use like, a stamp, like a rubber stamp, instead of actually writing a signature. And they don't count. And this is what allegedly, supposedly, Trump is saying, that they don't count, and he's making them all null and void. So, that means, if that's the case, that means that Biden, who pardoned more people than anybody ever, by far, by like a giant jump, he pardoned Fauci for 10 years for things that he didn't do. Well, Trump can't void Biden's Auto, because of AutoPen. So this is, uh, very recent?

• 1:26:50Speaker 05

  He wasn't gonna do it.

• 1:26:51Speaker 02

  Okay, but he did it. This is March 17th. So this is March 17th, 2025?

• 1:26:56Speaker 05

  I know, I saw it.

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  But, but look it up recently, because he did it on Truth Social. He talked about it on Truth Social. Unless it's fake. That's the other thing. It could be fake. I'm not a liar. Look, I have done a very smart thing over the last three months, where I'm, I almost never go on Twitter, and I, I go on Instagram, and my curation right now is nice. It's all murders and science stuff.

• 1:27:20Speaker 05

  Dude, I'll send you some dog videos. Get really in there.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got dog, I got dog videos.

• 1:27:24Speaker 05

  Top 10 dogs of the week. We rate dogs. Everybody look it up.

• 1:27:28Speaker 03

  Fat asses.

• 1:27:29Speaker 02

  This is, Trump says he respects Biden's Anthony Fauci pardon amid outcry over his own. So here's the thing about the AutoPen. If I had to guess, if I had to guess, I, if, if you were starting to complain about Biden's pardons, and then you overturned Biden's pardons, at the end of this presidency, there's gonna be a lot of people where the, the justice is gonna be coming for him. Unless a Republican gets into office. If JD Vance or Marco Rubio wins in 2028, they're gonna be okay. But if, if someone else, if the guy from Pennsylvania, or whoever the fuck it is, or, whatever it is.

• 1:28:07Speaker 05

  Are they talking about Shapiro?

• 1:28:08Speaker 02

  Maybe. You know, he's one of the ones that they, they throw around.

• 1:28:10Speaker 05

  Ben Shapiro?

• 1:28:11Speaker 02

  No, Josh Shapiro.

• 1:28:12Speaker 05

  Josh Shapiro.

• 1:28:13Speaker 02

  There's a few people that they say could be the president. The other guy's the California douchebag.

• 1:28:17Speaker 05

  That's why they never try any of them for war crimes, because they're like, I guess you guys will come back at me.

• 1:28:20Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:28:21Speaker 05

  Because they all do it. Everyone in the government's doing that shit.

• 1:28:23Speaker 02

  This, this government has done some shit that no government has ever done before. And one of them is the crypto stuff. The crypto stuff's nuts.

• 1:28:30Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:28:31Speaker 02

  Like, Trump has made billions in crypto.

• 1:28:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a bad look.

• 1:28:35Speaker 05

  Government's so fucking crooked.

• 1:28:36Speaker 02

  And then you got his sons, and his sons are involved in all these weird business deals, where the business deals have to do with some things that Trump, and then the sons are involved in these businesses, and like, there's a lot of money flowing around that you could dig in and, and start arresting people. So, if he pardons a bunch of people and gives them the same kind of deal that he gave Fauci...

• 1:28:57Speaker 05

  I never would have thought the Trump family would do that.

• 1:28:58Speaker 02

  Lakers sell Bob, Josh Kushner for, yeah, but that's his brother. That's Jared Kushner's brother. He's not...

• 1:29:06Speaker 05

  Still.

• 1:29:07Speaker 02

  But that's just a guy who has money.

• 1:29:08Speaker 03

  Dolly Parton.

• 1:29:09Speaker 02

  I was at the White House like two weeks ago. He was at the White House? He gave Trump a... Yeah, so was I, so was Shane. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the problem.

• 1:29:16Speaker 05

  Let's stop bringing up that episode.

• 1:29:17Speaker 02

  We were there, together. We prayed.

• 1:29:19Speaker 05

  They asked me to go in the VIP room, I said, no way.

• 1:29:22Speaker 02

  You didn't? I went in there.

• 1:29:24Speaker 05

  Fuck no, I knew those photos were gonna be taken. What was in the champagne room?

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  Me and Nate Bargatze were in there.

• 1:29:28Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:29:29Speaker 02

  Chilling.

• 1:29:30Speaker 03

  Look how that turned out.

• 1:29:31Speaker 02

  It was fine.

• 1:29:32Speaker 05

  I stood outside in the rain, I was like, I'm not getting my picture taken.

• 1:29:33Speaker 02

  I took zero heat for that event.

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  But you took a photo with Trump a couple of years back.

• 1:29:38Speaker 05

  It was a funny photo.

• 1:29:39Speaker 03

  That was a great photo.

• 1:29:40Speaker 02

  Bro, that was when you were wearing the Pablo Escobar shirt.

• 1:29:43Speaker 05

  That was pre a lot of things.

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 1:29:45Speaker 05

  That was pre a lot of things.

• 1:29:46Speaker 02

  Pre-world record.

• 1:29:47Speaker 05

  No, no, no, not me personally, I mean, pre him.

• 1:29:50Speaker 02

  Also, Iran.

• 1:29:51Speaker 05

  I was back then, when I was taking that picture, I was like, this guy's gonna release the Epstein files. No more wars. I liked that. Wasn't killing Americans. Also, still didn't vote for him, not a big deal.

• 1:30:01Speaker 02

  The, the Epstein files and then the Iran war.

• 1:30:04Speaker 05

  Dude, I saw you go after, uh, the vice president, that was pretty good.

• 1:30:07Speaker 02

  Well, I had to question him. I mean, you know, I wanna know, like, what are you saying?

• 1:30:11Speaker 05

  I liked it, because he was like, you were like, well, maybe they fucking went to a war with Iran for this, and he was like, well, I mean, you're saying, it wouldn't be because of that. You're like, alright, put that aside.

• 1:30:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, he slipped that like Mayweather.

• 1:30:21Speaker 02

  Well, I had to have a, well, he did a good job of being respectful to the president. That's what you're supposed to do if you're the vice president, that's your job. I mean, it really is your job. If you, you represent, it's a different thing, just being a guy versus being a vice president. So, he's in a position where I had, you know, I asked him a tough question. Do you think that Trump would have actually bombed Iran and started war with Iran if it wasn't for the influence of Israel? And he said, I really do. I go, I'm like, really? Really? You really think so? Why? Like, what, what makes you think that?

• 1:30:50Speaker 05

  We'll give you an honest answer either way.

• 1:30:51Speaker 02

  And if you listen to Scott Horton, he, you know, Scott Horton is an awesome guy on all things war, anti-war, and...

• 1:30:57Speaker 03

  Here's a who.

• 1:30:58Speaker 02

  And his, uh...

• 1:30:59Speaker 05

  That's what I was going with.

• 1:31:01Speaker 02

  He explained to me in great depth how difficult it is to turn enriched uranium into an actual nuclear bomb. And he's like, they were nowhere near able to do that. And Israel has wanted us to bomb Iran forever. They've been going to the UN with cartoon bombs, saying they're at 62%. They're about to get to 80. They're, they've been doing this forever, trying to convince the United States, and only Trump took the bait.

• 1:31:28Speaker 03

  But didn't Hillary wanna do it? No, they just kept kicking it down the drain?

• 1:31:31Speaker 02

  They didn't, the thing is, they didn't do it, though. They didn't do it, though. And Trump did.

• 1:31:38Speaker 03

  Because look at the heat.

• 1:31:39Speaker 02

  So, they all thought about it, and like, this is not the smart thing to do, and they, look, they fucking ruined Libya, right? They did a lot of weird shit that they shouldn't have done, but they didn't do that one.

• 1:31:48Speaker 05

  They tried Syria, everybody tried Syria.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  The Iran thing's a big one, because it's like, okay, now what? Because now we are the great Satan.

• 1:31:54Speaker 03

  Now he's sneaking out in a fucking catering cart.

• 1:31:57Speaker 05

  I heard the Iran thing was to get back at China.

• 1:32:00Speaker 02

  How crazy was that? They snuck him out, I heard that too.

• 1:32:02Speaker 03

  The cart of the deal.

• 1:32:04Speaker 02

  They, they... I saw you on Twitter then.

• 1:32:06Speaker 05

  Oh, you already tweeted that?

• 1:32:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, you tweeted that, that motherfucker.

• 1:32:09Speaker 03

  I tweeted an hour ago.

• 1:32:11Speaker 02

  Solid, fresh in his mind, he's happy with it. Uh, but not only that, they snuck him out on another jet, and they, but they put the reporters on Air Force One. That's wild. That's wild. Because if that thing blew up in the sky, that would be fucking wild.

• 1:32:26Speaker 05

  I would love to see those reporters like, I find Trump's a pretty good guy. He gives us free PJs?

• 1:32:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's awesome, man. Eating cheese, those cheese with the toothpicks.

• 1:32:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're sitting there like, normally he comes out of that back room and makes fun of us by now.

• 1:32:41Speaker 02

  Bro, PJs are the greatest thing about being rich.

• 1:32:43Speaker 03

  Quiet piggy.

• 1:32:44Speaker 05

  Comes down, calls one of us a fat bitch, and then goes back inside.

• 1:32:47Speaker 04

  Quiet piggy.

• 1:32:51Speaker 02

  Quiet piggy was That was a big one. One of the greatest fucking things the president's ever said.

• 1:32:55Speaker 04

  I heard one that it wasn't, it ended up being real, but it was, it made me laugh so hard when he told Elon Musk to go back to Africa.

• 1:33:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:33:02Speaker 04

  Turned out not to be real, but I'm like, damn, that's funny.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  That's fun. Him and Elon are, are close again, which is so weird. I think when you're on your second term, you're like, oh, fuck it. Let's, let's, let's let it ride. Let's say anything.

• 1:33:13Speaker 05

  Make as much money as he can and.

• 1:33:15Speaker 02

  There's a lot of that.

• 1:33:16Speaker 05

  But he's also, how old is he? Why?

• 1:33:17Speaker 02

  Eighty, eighty-four, eighty-three.

• 1:33:19Speaker 05

  When you're eighty, you're like, I need to do all this.

• 1:33:21Speaker 02

  Because he's gotta protect himself legally. And a big family. So let's imagine he stays alive for the next 10 years. Just think about what they did to him with the Russia, Russia, Russia bullshit. And then with the real estate bullshit.

• 1:33:32Speaker 05

  Now he gave him real stuff.

• 1:33:33Speaker 02

  Well, here's the thing though. He needs real money. You need real money to fight that stuff. Like the amount of money that he spent in legal fees for the, for the Manhattan real estate thing, or the, the Palm Beach real estate thing. The Mar-a-Lago, when they said the Mar-a-Lago is worth 18 million.

• 1:33:49Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:33:49Speaker 02

  Right. Mar-a-Lago is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

• 1:33:52Speaker 04

  They're gonna pay taxes on it?

• 1:33:53Speaker 02

  No, it's like they tried to get him for real estate fraud. They tried to get, that was that lady. What the fuck's her name? Letitia James? So there's, they're, they're going after him using all these lawsuits that are frivolous. They don't make any sense. So by doing that and trying to bankrupt him, or at least trying to put him in jail, like he realizes that, okay, I need a ton of money to protect myself.

• 1:34:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, but now he's actually doing things that are gonna get him in trouble.

• 1:34:19Speaker 02

  Okay, so what's gonna get him in trouble? So here's the question. The thing about the crypto is it's shady as fuck, but it's legal. Really? Yep. I don't know if it should be. I don't, I don't know what the deal is. I don't, I mean, I don't understand crypto, really. I've had a bunch of people try to get me into crypto.

• 1:34:37Speaker 05

  I understand one thing.

• 1:34:37Speaker 04

  Didn't Hauk Tuohag get in trouble for this?

• 1:34:39Speaker 02

  She did, but it wasn't her fault. Hauk Tuohag, that poor lady, she got roped into something in a pump and dump and she, she's not sophisticated.

• 1:34:46Speaker 05

  Rope her and pump and dump.

• 1:34:48Speaker 02

  Spit on it. She's a young lady and I guarantee you by hearing her talking about spitting on cocks, she has spent a lot of time in economics class.

• 1:35:00Speaker 02

  Trickle down. So she probably got talked to and do it by a bunch of slick people. Look, she's fucking like 21 years old. She was never famous at all. She has one little tiny video where she says she got a spit on that thing and then everybody loves her and she's trying to make money. And then someone comes along and says, hey, we're gonna make this coin. It's a, it's totally legal.

• 1:35:21Speaker 05

  Who do you think came along?

• 1:35:23Speaker 02

  I don't know. Somebody came.

• 1:35:27Speaker 05

  I'm not even testing, like you said it.

• 1:35:28Speaker 02

  Donald Trump reported more than 1.4 billion in crypto-related income from 2025. The first year of his second term, according to his federal financial disclosure, that's a lot of money for a year.

• 1:35:39Speaker 05

  Pump and dump on his own people.

• 1:35:41Speaker 02

  He did.

• 1:35:41Speaker 05

  It's so ridiculous.

• 1:35:42Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know if he did. This is my question.

• 1:35:44Speaker 05

  Definitely did, dude. Trump coin's not making.

• 1:35:46Speaker 02

  I understand, but this is my question. Who's really investing in Trump coin? And is it, but isn't in fact a way to pay someone? Let me, let me say this, uh, cause I don't know who's buying it. I'm just guessing, but let's just make up a fake scenario where I talk you into making a Gillis coin. Okay. And I say, listen, dude, dude, dude, dude, listen to this. We're gonna make a Gillis coin and I am going to personally, cause like you did something for me and I can't pay you because that's illegal for this thing. So what we're gonna do is, instead of you like hooking me up with deals and making sure the regulations get killed and all these different things.

• 1:36:25Speaker 02

  Instead, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put a billion dollars into this fucking Trump coin, or this Gillis coin, excuse me. And then we're gonna have a bunch of other people throw a little bit of money in there, but the, the whole evaluation is gonna be very high. So there's gonna be a few morons that are like gamblers that wanna get in and try to sell, which definitely people did.

• 1:36:45Speaker 04

  I think that's what it is. I think it's influencers doing that.

• 1:36:46Speaker 02

  There's a lot, there's a lot of that. There's a lot of gamblers, but there's also, it's a sneaky way to pay somebody off. Right?

• 1:36:53Speaker 04

  If I invest. You raise the money by making it hyper.

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  If we make Shaffir coin, we make Shaffir coin, I tell you, it's not in England, so if I, but if I tell you.

• 1:37:01Speaker 04

  I can't even tell it in improv.

• 1:37:02Speaker 02

  If I tell you, like if somehow or another we did something shady and I owed you some money, I'm like, look, I can't just give you money, but this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna start a coin and then I am going to finance your coin. So I'm gonna pour a bunch of money into your coin.

• 1:37:15Speaker 04

  Talk about how great it is.

• 1:37:16Speaker 02

  As an anonymous investor in an overseas account, I'm gonna dump a shitload of money into this coin and then we're gonna hype it up. We're gonna get a bunch of other people involved. And then we're gonna pull some money out of it for you. And then you sell and then you sell your coin.

• 1:37:29Speaker 04

  I think that's all they're really doing right now. They get some, they get some influencer to go in, it raises up and they sell off little bits at a time.

• 1:37:36Speaker 02

  It's corrupt musical chairs. It's like, you know when you're gonna stop the music.

• 1:37:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:37:41Speaker 02

  Hmm. What about the insider trading? Well, there's that. That's the other thing. I mean, uh, DeRosa was here yesterday. DeRosa was, uh, talking about how when he worked for the Senate. And he was saying like these fucking people. Wait, what the fuck?

• 1:37:55Speaker 05

  Texas.

• 1:37:56Speaker 02

  Get out of here. DeRosa worked for the Senate.

• 1:37:58Speaker 05

  Joseph DeRosa?

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  What? He did. And he was involved in the.

• 1:38:02Speaker 04

  What did he do? Get him all, one extra shot?

• 1:38:04Speaker 02

  What did he say, Jamie? He was involved in something, in the media? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:38:09Speaker 04

  They made him work at KFC.

• 1:38:10Speaker 02

  Some media department, some, some part of it. But the point is, he was saying, this is crazy. We see these people and they're getting like $150,000 a year. But that's a tiny percentage of what they're making. All these donations that they're getting, all these deals they're doing and business deals.

• 1:38:25Speaker 04

  They're doing baseball to get around the salary cap or the Senate or whatever.

• 1:38:27Speaker 02

  Hey, Moneyball.

• 1:38:28Speaker 04

  They're just like, we'll give you a job. What?

• 1:38:30Speaker 02

  I hate the Dodgers, bro. They're slipping, huh?

• 1:38:32Speaker 05

  You guys hate the Dodgers.

• 1:38:33Speaker 02

  Well, they are losing right now. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:38:35Speaker 05

  They're just the best team ever and they bought all the players.

• 1:38:37Speaker 02

  That Asian cat. Otami? He's a tall. Is he the best ever?

• 1:38:41Speaker 04

  Otami?

• 1:38:41Speaker 02

  Probably, numbers wise.

• 1:38:43Speaker 05

  Egan will argue that, but.

• 1:38:44Speaker 04

  Last few years, he is.

• 1:38:45Speaker 05

  He could be if he keeps doing what he's doing.

• 1:38:47Speaker 04

  In the last few years, he's the, been the best.

• 1:38:49Speaker 02

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• 1:41:11Speaker 05

  Bro, he looks great.

• 1:41:12Speaker 02

  And he beat cancer. Really? He beat cancer. And his wife.

• 1:41:15Speaker 04

  He won the World Series and he got on a police horse.

• 1:41:19Speaker 02

  Well, when I was living in Boston, he was going through that whole cheating scandal. Like he had a little floozy on the side and it all went public. Look at him. But show the full picture though. There's a, there's a better, there's a better version of that picture where you see his arms and everything as well. There he is. Look at that. He's living. Jacked. It's like the Expendables.

• 1:41:40Speaker 04

  Bro, he fucking bugged Yankee great.

• 1:41:42Speaker 02

  He's Chuck Norris right at the end.

• 1:41:44Speaker 04

  Yankee great.

• 1:41:45Speaker 02

  Look how great he looks. He's, fuck, first of all, look how lean he is. Fucking dude is in shape.

• 1:41:50Speaker 04

  Looks like Kumail Nanjiani.

• 1:41:51Speaker 02

  He's got the appendix scar too.

• 1:41:55Speaker 02

  How much better would the world be if we got all those progressive dorks to get on the Kumail Nanjiani diet? All of them? Hmm. All those dorks that are talking about it. Their friends have trans friends. Like stop. Your kids are nine. They don't have trans friends.

• 1:42:12Speaker 04

  Give me a two.

• 1:42:12Speaker 05

  Could you hand me these?

• 1:42:14Speaker 02

  You don't have, your nine-year-old kids don't have trans friends. Here, you need testosterone and start doing some deadlifts. And you'd be like, yeah, this is crazy. And now he's a Marvel, Kumail's a cool guy. I like him a lot. He's a very nice guy. Very. I've only had a few, I've only had a few interactions with him, but they've been very nice. He's a very nice guy. And I like the fact that he got jacked. Jacked. He's a Marvel hero. Fuck you. This idea that you can't be funny, be jacked, suck it. Suck it. Oh, yeah. Shut your fucking dirty, stinky hole. You know nothing. There's no rules. There's no fucking rules. Cardigans on stage. You gotta cover up. Well, it's just distracting.

• 1:42:52Speaker 05

  Fucking sweating ass.

• 1:42:55Speaker 03

  It's funny because girls go the other way.

• 1:42:57Speaker 05

  Voodoo Rangers are kicking your ass.

• 1:42:59Speaker 02

  But it doesn't work. I remember we were wa- who's kicking my ass?

• 1:43:02Speaker 05

  The Voodoo Rangers.

• 1:43:04Speaker 02

  The new Rangers?

• 1:43:05Speaker 05

  Your drinks.

• 1:43:05Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, they are a little bit. They get me lit.

• 1:43:09Speaker 03

  That's a good name for you, the Voodoo Ranger.

• 1:43:11Speaker 02

  Uh, me and Fitzsimmons walked into, uh, the Comedy Store one night and there was this lady on stage that had a short leather miniskirt, high heels, great legs, big tits, like tight out. And she was on stage and she was talking and I just, I just turned, we walked in, I turned him instantly. I go, what are the odds that she's funny? And he goes, one in a billion. I go, zero. There's zero percent. There's no chance. There's not a chance in hell that this young lady who's that hot is funny. It's all possible.

• 1:43:39Speaker 03

  I think Judy Gold's hilarious.

• 1:43:43Speaker 03

  Boy, imagine her in a skirt. Woo. See that labia hanging?

• 1:43:48Speaker 05

  Jesus.

• 1:43:49Speaker 02

  Sorry, Judy.

• 1:43:50Speaker 03

  Cut that, cut that.

• 1:43:50Speaker 02

  Sorry, Judy.

• 1:43:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, good choice. You didn't deserve that. She'd be getting kicked out of bathrooms. He goes, sir, get the fuck out of here.

• 1:43:59Speaker 03

  So, W B Court. Cut it, JMo. Time the note, note the time.

• 1:44:04Speaker 05

  Cut it and we're back. We were joking around.

• 1:44:05Speaker 03

  Hey, cut it like Perez Hilton.

• 1:44:07Speaker 05

  Oh, cut it again. We're back.

• 1:44:09Speaker 02

  Tim Dillon thinks it's fake.

• 1:44:11Speaker 05

  What's fake? I thought it was fake.

• 1:44:12Speaker 02

  He thinks some of the cuts are fake. He thinks he was like someone who's covered himself with paint or something.

• 1:44:17Speaker 05

  That's exactly what I just said.

• 1:44:18Speaker 02

  You really think that?

• 1:44:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, I watched it.

• 1:44:20Speaker 03

  He knows the gays.

• 1:44:22Speaker 05

  Like rubbing a knife against him.

• 1:44:24Speaker 03

  Pull it up.

• 1:44:24Speaker 05

  And there's no cuts when he does it.

• 1:44:26Speaker 02

  I thought this, I thought the report said he was hospitalized with serious injuries.

• 1:44:31Speaker 03

  And I thought there was drugs involved.

• 1:44:32Speaker 05

  Brain damage.

• 1:44:33Speaker 03

  Like ODing kind of stuff.

• 1:44:35Speaker 05

  Probably.

• 1:44:36Speaker 02

  Well, he said he wanted cops to shoot him.

• 1:44:38Speaker 05

  For real, like fifteen seconds of the phone.

• 1:44:40Speaker 02

  Again, I didn't watch it, but I was listening to Tim Dillon.

• 1:44:43Speaker 03

  Two, two.

• 1:44:43Speaker 05

  You won't let me piss in the fucking studio anymore.

• 1:44:46Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:44:47Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  What the fuck did he just say? This is what we were talking about on the phone yesterday.

• 1:44:50Speaker 03

  That's why England lost.

• 1:44:51Speaker 02

  You're like, piss on the phone. It mumbles and you're like, what are you talking about? I don't know what you just said. You have so much energy. You can translate?

• 1:44:58Speaker 03

  You won't let me piss in the studio anymore.

• 1:45:00Speaker 05

  Oh, he should move to, uh, the north.

• 1:45:03Speaker 02

  That's right. Yeah, you can piss anywhere. Piss in the corner.

• 1:45:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:45:06Speaker 02

  Piss in your own apartment on the floor and no one cares.

• 1:45:08Speaker 03

  Man, I did a tour in, uh, Wales. I got heckled by those guys. You don't know what the fuck they're saying.

• 1:45:13Speaker 05

  The whole crowd laughing. You're like, damn.

• 1:45:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:45:16Speaker 05

  Must've been a good one.

• 1:45:17Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 1:45:18Speaker 05

  What's that say?

• 1:45:19Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I did Glasgow. Those heckles are wild.

• 1:45:21Speaker 02

  I did Dublin and I did, um, I did Belfast back in the day. Belfast was the craziest. Like, you don't understand a word they're saying.

• 1:45:28Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 1:45:29Speaker 02

  Don't understand a word.

• 1:45:30Speaker 05

  Scotland, I couldn't understand a word.

• 1:45:31Speaker 02

  I was, uh, drunk at a bar. I went to a bar and me and this one dude, I never, I just met this guy at a bar. We just started throwing down and, uh, four or five drinks in, he's just like, I'll fight any man. Fucking chocolate del, whoever it is, I'll fight any man. I'm like, I believe you. I believe you.

• 1:45:48Speaker 05

  I love that he's not saying he's gonna win. He's just like, I'll fucking do it.

• 1:45:52Speaker 02

  I'll fight any man. He wanted me to know. He wanted me to know. And I'm like, I believe you.

• 1:45:57Speaker 05

  Those are the best.

• 1:45:57Speaker 02

  Let's have another drink.

• 1:45:58Speaker 05

  They are literally the best bros of all time.

• 1:46:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're fun.

• 1:46:01Speaker 03

  Remember, I grew up with guys like that who were.

• 1:46:03Speaker 02

  It was a good time.

• 1:46:03Speaker 03

  You were glad they were on your side because they were just totally insane.

• 1:46:06Speaker 02

  I miss those days where I could just go to a bar and just, just pull up and just get lit. It was fun.

• 1:46:12Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you can't do that.

• 1:46:13Speaker 02

  It's too hard. It's too, too many people come over, too many. Back then, so this is like two thousand seven or some shit. There's no cameras, there's no phones, nobody, there's no iPhone yet.

• 1:46:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:46:24Speaker 02

  So, it's like people were just hanging out.

• 1:46:25Speaker 03

  Cameras have ruined young people.

• 1:46:27Speaker 02

  Phones.

• 1:46:28Speaker 03

  They can't cut loose.

• 1:46:29Speaker 02

  Ruined everything in terms of like people's connection with each other.

• 1:46:33Speaker 03

  Oh, that too. Hundred percent.

• 1:46:34Speaker 05

  They're just spying on each other all the time.

• 1:46:36Speaker 02

  The old phones, that was as far as we should've went. A flip phone that you could text on and the texting sucked.

• 1:46:42Speaker 03

  And then we know it's bad and we still can't stop.

• 1:46:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, we can't stop.

• 1:46:45Speaker 03

  It's got, it's got too much good shit on it.

• 1:46:47Speaker 02

  But I pulled back considerably, like I was saying, over the last three months, just decided enough is enough.

• 1:46:53Speaker 05

  It's hard, though.

• 1:46:53Speaker 02

  I just decided enough is enough. I'm like, I don't like how I feel when I just scroll through doom all day.

• 1:46:59Speaker 05

  You get off for an hour, sometimes you're just like, what the fuck?

• 1:47:01Speaker 03

  I know. You're bummed out.

• 1:47:03Speaker 05

  I gotta look, you know, I can't look at it anymore. Like, I can't.

• 1:47:06Speaker 02

  Cause it's a lot about you.

• 1:47:07Speaker 05

  It's just negative.

• 1:47:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:47:09Speaker 03

  All negative.

• 1:47:09Speaker 05

  So, everything's negative. So, it's not like I'm like making a disciplined choice to be like, I don't want to look at this anymore. Like, I haven't looked at Reddit in forever, in years. I can't look at Twitter anymore. They'll show, they'll, everything. They'll show you a picture of a nature. They go, well, not everyone can afford to get there. And you're like, oh, damn, God.

• 1:47:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:27Speaker 05

  But, yeah, genuinely, like, makes me feel bad. So, it's like I can't even, like, I mean, of course I can, but like I don't want to click on it anymore.

• 1:47:33Speaker 02

  You don't want to live in their world. You don't want to be in their head and they don't want it either. And the only way for them out is to not do that. And if they keep doing it and keep living in that fucking same swamp of ideas, they're never gonna change.

• 1:47:46Speaker 05

  But my dad, my dad just got on Instagram reels, which is very fun.

• 1:47:50Speaker 02

  What's he, what's he scrolling?

• 1:47:51Speaker 05

  He's TikToking. He's sending us fucking AI dog, dog videos, like dogs driving cars and shit.

• 1:47:58Speaker 03

  All right, that's positive.

• 1:47:59Speaker 05

  Oh, no, it's great. And, uh, it's a nice thing for me and him. Like, I'll send him Instagram reels of like, you know, Larry Bird highlights.

• 1:48:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:48:07Speaker 05

  I'll send him like some white safeties from the nineties, fucking laying guys that, like John Lynch highlight videos. Steve Wartson's best. JMo, toss up a little John Lynch highlight video for the boys, dude.

• 1:48:15Speaker 03

  Well, that's, that's the best way.

• 1:48:17Speaker 05

  Fucking love it.

• 1:48:18Speaker 03

  The best way for guys to connect is like, here's a funny meme, here's a video, because we got nothing to say.

• 1:48:23Speaker 02

  Hey, I'm gonna tell you guys something. We have to edit this out because no one can know yet. Pause.

• 1:48:28Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 1:48:31Speaker 02

  By the way, I'm glad we didn't do, we're back and we're back and we're back. I'm glad we didn't. We were talking about doing one with Hunter Biden, but now everybody's doing one with him. Tucker just did it. Then they did Chris Williamson, Duncan Trussell, Matt McCusker and Biden.

• 1:48:45Speaker 05

  Why did everyone get the idea? They kinda did. They still are protecting us.

• 1:48:48Speaker 03

  Fucking Williamson.

• 1:48:49Speaker 05

  They kinda did. Well, they're trying, they're trying.

• 1:48:51Speaker 03

  That limey.

• 1:48:52Speaker 05

  We wish you the best.

• 1:48:53Speaker 02

  Good luck.

• 1:48:53Speaker 05

  Good luck.

• 1:48:54Speaker 03

  Oh, you didn't do it?

• 1:48:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, go, highlights, hey. Look at that, Joe. You're gonna like this. John Lynch laying the hammer.

• 1:49:00Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 1:49:01Speaker 05

  Pick, let's go, four, seven, boom. Let's go, get the fuck out of here, pussy. Come here, pussy. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta do a season on the sidelines, like calling games.

• 1:49:13Speaker 02

  You know what you should do? You know how I do a fight companion for fights?

• 1:49:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, he should do it with football.

• 1:49:17Speaker 02

  You should do a game companion.

• 1:49:18Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:49:19Speaker 02

  It would be fucking giant.

• 1:49:23Speaker 05

  I couldn't do, I couldn't do Notre Dame.

• 1:49:25Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 1:49:26Speaker 05

  I'm just dead silent the entire game.

• 1:49:28Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:49:29Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:49:29Speaker 05

  You see that guy called the Phillies game?

• 1:49:31Speaker 02

  What about NFL?

• 1:49:32Speaker 05

  I could do the Eagles. I could, I could have a little more fun with the Eagles.

• 1:49:34Speaker 02

  Dude, you know how fun that would be? You, McCusker.

• 1:49:36Speaker 03

  Jalen Hurts.

• 1:49:37Speaker 02

  Football players.

• 1:49:38Speaker 05

  Jalen Hurts?

• 1:49:38Speaker 03

  Get him in there.

• 1:49:39Speaker 02

  Get a football player in.

• 1:49:40Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:49:42Speaker 02

  But get, uh, Taylor. Get Taylor.

• 1:49:44Speaker 05

  Leone?

• 1:49:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:49:46Speaker 05

  Oh, Leone and, uh, Conton.

• 1:49:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, or Will. Yeah, both of them together.

• 1:49:49Speaker 03

  That would blow up.

• 1:49:50Speaker 02

  How about that? You, McCusker, Taylor and Will.

• 1:49:53Speaker 05

  Let us use your studio.

• 1:49:54Speaker 02

  Do you know what's, I'll let you do it. Hundred percent.

• 1:49:56Speaker 03

  Woo, lock it in.

• 1:49:57Speaker 05

  There it is.

• 1:49:58Speaker 02

  Hundred.

• 1:49:58Speaker 05

  Jamie's like, what the fuck?

• 1:50:00Speaker 03

  JMo.

• 1:50:00Speaker 05

  JMo will be involved.

• 1:50:01Speaker 02

  Bro, it would be a great idea.

• 1:50:03Speaker 05

  Sundays.

• 1:50:04Speaker 03

  That wouldn't mind a football at all.

• 1:50:05Speaker 05

  Occasional Thursday. Yeah, we could get a couple of brewsies in here, watch the one o'clock.

• 1:50:08Speaker 02

  Dude, a football companion would be sick with you guys. That would be literally sick.

• 1:50:12Speaker 03

  One o'clock.

• 1:50:12Speaker 05

  You get comes out.

• 1:50:13Speaker 02

  You could totally use this place.

• 1:50:14Speaker 05

  That'll be twelve here.

• 1:50:15Speaker 02

  Bro, that would be so sick and people would love it.

• 1:50:18Speaker 05

  You're gonna like, Adam will come out with me on Sundays when I'm in Austin and he doesn't drink. So, like, we'll, we'll come out, we'll watch the one o'clock game. We'll get a, I'll get a buzz going.

• 1:50:26Speaker 03

  He would relapse for that.

• 1:50:27Speaker 05

  All right, four PM. We'll stay for the four PM.

• 1:50:30Speaker 02

  Spike is so.

• 1:50:31Speaker 03

  He's relapsed for less.

• 1:50:32Speaker 05

  I'm drinking for the four PM. They go, fuck it, we're already out here. We might as well stay for Sunday night football. The eight PM game.

• 1:50:38Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 1:50:39Speaker 05

  Came for three hours. Eggs out with me for fourteen hours. Not drinking? That's crazy. And I'm fucking devastated.

• 1:50:47Speaker 05

  Every Sunday.

• 1:50:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think that would be a killer move. That wouldn't, listen, we've done fight companions that got way more views than the actual UFC itself. And I think that, like.

• 1:50:57Speaker 05

  Is Matt watch football? No, but that's what makes it good.

• 1:51:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, Matt's just funny as shit.

• 1:51:01Speaker 05

  Matt's funny and he, you can ask him about football and he'll answer earnestly. He'll be like, who do you think is gonna win? I'll be like, the Jets. They suck, dude. You have no idea.

• 1:51:12Speaker 02

  It's a great idea.

• 1:51:13Speaker 05

  We would have to, ah, yeah. No, do whatever you want.

• 1:51:16Speaker 02

  Total great, it's a great idea.

• 1:51:17Speaker 05

  Try one.

• 1:51:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, definitely do it.

• 1:51:19Speaker 05

  I couldn't do college football.

• 1:51:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I get it. I get you too invested.

• 1:51:23Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be going to a lot of UT games. We gotta get you to a Texas game this year.

• 1:51:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:51:27Speaker 05

  Texas.

• 1:51:27Speaker 02

  I've been to them.

• 1:51:28Speaker 05

  Texas, Ohio State.

• 1:51:30Speaker 02

  Dude, I went to three last year.

• 1:51:31Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:51:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, they're fun.

• 1:51:34Speaker 05

  They got a good tailgate here.

• 1:51:35Speaker 02

  The best is the nighttime games. Ooh, night time games are fun.

• 1:51:39Speaker 05

  Night games.

• 1:51:39Speaker 02

  Bro, nighttime games are lit. They get crazy. They're fun.

• 1:51:42Speaker 03

  Any live event is fun, any sporting event.

• 1:51:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, but there's something about Texas and football where it's like an institution.

• 1:51:49Speaker 03

  Oh, I went to the LSU games in college and it was like the Coliseum. It was insane.

• 1:51:55Speaker 02

  What do we got here? September twelfth, six thirty, Ohio State versus Texas.

• 1:51:59Speaker 05

  That's the one.

• 1:51:59Speaker 02

  Let's go. That is, uh, only, uh, no, that's the weekend before, that's the weekend. There's, when's the UFC? There's a UFC in that, in that range.

• 1:52:12Speaker 03

  The Jets?

• 1:52:13Speaker 02

  Oh, it's the weekend after. It's the eighteenth to the nineteenth. That's in LA. There's a UFC in LA. If you guys want to take over the Comedy Store for a weekend.

• 1:52:22Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 1:52:23Speaker 05

  What day?

• 1:52:23Speaker 02

  Eighteenth to nineteenth. The nineteenth is the UFC, the eighteenth.

• 1:52:26Speaker 05

  September?

• 1:52:27Speaker 02

  Take over on Friday.

• 1:52:29Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:52:30Speaker 02

  What do you say, fellas? What do you say?

• 1:52:32Speaker 03

  We're taking over the world here.

• 1:52:34Speaker 02

  Flying the PJ with me. Let's go. I know. Well, we still gotta go see Kanye. That's the big one.

• 1:52:38Speaker 05

  Kanye, September fourth.

• 1:52:40Speaker 02

  Is he, is he have any other shows announced?

• 1:52:43Speaker 05

  I'm not sure. The third and fourth in Chicago.

• 1:52:45Speaker 03

  Is he gonna let you sing a song like Zach Bryant?

• 1:52:47Speaker 05

  I'm gonna stand on the top of the globe and do stand up.

• 1:52:52Speaker 05

  Before he comes out, I'm gonna do one bit.

• 1:52:53Speaker 02

  I got a question. What are the, the ancient Jews that had the box on the head?

• 1:52:59Speaker 05

  Not ancient, that's still around.

• 1:53:00Speaker 02

  They still wear the box?

• 1:53:01Speaker 05

  It's filling.

• 1:53:02Speaker 03

  They got that in Brooklyn.

• 1:53:03Speaker 02

  Okay, what's the box?

• 1:53:04Speaker 05

  It's got a GPS in there so you can plan out.

• 1:53:08Speaker 03

  Where the fucking beepers are.

• 1:53:09Speaker 05

  Jakarta is gonna be nuts.

• 1:53:11Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:53:12Speaker 05

  Jakarta.

• 1:53:12Speaker 02

  Almaty. Where's, where's Almaty? What is that? New Orleans? New Orleans would be fun.

• 1:53:19Speaker 05

  Wait, where's New Orleans? Where's New Orleans? Wait.

• 1:53:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, when's New Orleans?

• 1:53:21Speaker 05

  To escape.

• 1:53:22Speaker 02

  Kazakhstan? Kazakhstan?

• 1:53:23Speaker 05

  You're doing Korea?

• 1:53:24Speaker 03

  He just did a walk in twenty-eight.

• 1:53:26Speaker 02

  Kazakhstan, that's crazy.

• 1:53:27Speaker 05

  Let's go to Kazakhstan.

• 1:53:28Speaker 02

  Stadium in Kazakhstan. Hey, Superdome in New Orleans would be fun.

• 1:53:33Speaker 03

  That's fun. Lot of rage in there.

• 1:53:34Speaker 02

  Just go to Jakarta and get killed.

• 1:53:36Speaker 05

  Let's go to Jakarta. September fourth.

• 1:53:37Speaker 02

  September fourth's the move. Or third. Third or fourth is the move.

• 1:53:41Speaker 05

  I don't know if I still have it in me, boys. I'm, I'm soft these days, dude. I don't even know if I can bong beer these days. America.

• 1:53:46Speaker 03

  You got it. Muscle memory, it kick in.

• 1:53:48Speaker 02

  What changed?

• 1:53:48Speaker 05

  I'm just gay now.

• 1:53:50Speaker 03

  Do it for America, fuck England.

• 1:53:51Speaker 02

  America, fuck yeah.

• 1:53:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, I still got it.

• 1:53:58Speaker 02

  Chicago is only about

• 1:53:59Speaker 05

  This doesn't go with

• 1:54:00Speaker 02

  How many hours is Chicago from here? By plane?

• 1:54:04Speaker 04

  Hour and a half

• 1:54:05Speaker 02

  Three? Hour and a half? Two?

• 1:54:06Speaker 04

  It's both central

• 1:54:08Speaker 02

  So we could conceivably do a podcast on that Thursday, the 3rd, and fly straight to Chicago

• 1:54:15Speaker 04

  September?

• 1:54:16Speaker 02

  On the plane Two weeks

• 1:54:17Speaker 05

  Do it on the plane

• 1:54:18Speaker 02

  Do a podcast on the plane

• 1:54:19Speaker 04

  Nice

• 1:54:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, why not?

• 1:54:21Speaker 04

  Nice

• 1:54:21Speaker 02

  There's mobile microphones

• 1:54:22Speaker 04

  Are you nice?

• 1:54:23Speaker 02

  Are you cool with Kanye?

• 1:54:24Speaker 05

  We could do before and after

• 1:54:25Speaker 02

  He has blood beef?

• 1:54:25Speaker 04

  We met

• 1:54:26Speaker 02

  What? When?

• 1:54:28Speaker 05

  In LA

• 1:54:29Speaker 04

  In the, yeah

• 1:54:30Speaker 02

  Will you please show up with a Yamacon? Oh, get the box!

• 1:54:35Speaker 02

  Tell me about the box

• 1:54:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, what's going on with that box?

• 1:54:37Speaker 02

  What's in the box? What's in the box?

• 1:54:41Speaker 04

  It's got some prayers in there, ain't a big deal

• 1:54:43Speaker 05

  It's got prayers?

• 1:54:44Speaker 04

  It's got some codes

• 1:54:45Speaker 05

  No, really, what is actually in the box? Or you're not gonna tell the

• 1:54:47Speaker 02

  I think it's biblical scripture

• 1:54:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's scripture, it's like hero Israel

• 1:54:51Speaker 02

  And the bigger the box, the more scripture you got in there, the more pious you are?

• 1:54:55Speaker 04

  No, no, no

• 1:54:55Speaker 05

  You're a writer

• 1:54:56Speaker 02

  That's what it is You got a fat box Look at that guy

• 1:55:01Speaker 04

  Yeah No, those cost like fifteen grand, dude

• 1:55:03Speaker 02

  That's tight

• 1:55:04Speaker 05

  Obviously

• 1:55:05Speaker 02

  You know what's weird? You ever seen those ancient Chinese sculptures that show a guy with a box on his head that looks like Like he's got a giant nose? Have you seen those?

• 1:55:13Speaker 04

  No

• 1:55:14Speaker 02

  Oh, no Yeah, you're saying Jews visited China? I believe so Um, there's a An ancient Chinese sculpture

• 1:55:20Speaker 05

  We got there early to get our Chinese food?

• 1:55:22Speaker 02

  See if you can find those, Jamie There's Chinese sculptures of dudes that have boxes in their head And then people have looked at them all and, hey! Look at that Hey!

• 1:55:30Speaker 05

  If you're saying that, it's like Jews

• 1:55:31Speaker 02

  No, that's not the one

• 1:55:32Speaker 04

  No way

• 1:55:33Speaker 02

  That's not what I was talking about, Jamie! They got the horns There's some way better ones

• 1:55:41Speaker 02

  What the hell box are you talking about? There's other ones that look like way more normal

• 1:55:46Speaker 05

  Joe, I think you got hit with Jewish AI

• 1:55:48Speaker 02

  Yeah

• 1:55:54Speaker 02

  Oh my god, that's so funny

• 1:55:58Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, I saw one with the box on the head! The guy had the box! What's in the box?

• 1:56:07Speaker 05

  But it's just prayers?

• 1:56:08Speaker 04

  It's just prayers

• 1:56:09Speaker 05

  Curled up?

• 1:56:09Speaker 02

  No

• 1:56:10Speaker 05

  What a great idea How about a box of prayers?

• 1:56:13Speaker 02

  Come on, what is it, foreskins? What you got? How much would people mock Christians if they carried a bible on their head like a fucking chin strap?

• 1:56:21Speaker 04

  Yeah

• 1:56:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, the Christian guy's got that pope hat, it's nothing to sneeze at The pope hat's nuts

• 1:56:27Speaker 04

  What about the pope has a box of incense that they're fucking shit about all the time?

• 1:56:30Speaker 02

  The thing is, people have to wear a crazy wizard's costume to get you to convince that they're different than you

• 1:56:35Speaker 04

  Bro, if you go to

• 1:56:36Speaker 02

  Right, it's just a dude

• 1:56:37Speaker 05

  It's a cool ass outfit, pope has cool outfits

• 1:56:39Speaker 04

  If you go to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher?

• 1:56:40Speaker 05

  Pope has cool outfits

• 1:56:42Speaker 02

  And he's got a car

• 1:56:43Speaker 05

  And he's got a sick car

• 1:56:44Speaker 02

  He's got a mobile Remember the popemobile? This new guy doesn't use the popemobile, though What? Yeah, this new guy is like the egalitarian pope He's like a different kind of pope

• 1:56:53Speaker 04

  So he's sitting in storage?

• 1:56:54Speaker 02

  He got rid of the throne, got a regular seat He likes gays

• 1:56:57Speaker 04

  Jay Leno's driving it?

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  Likes the gays He likes the gays, that's funny

• 1:57:00Speaker 05

  He likes the gays?

• 1:57:01Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah That's the ice hat

• 1:57:03Speaker 04

  What an old lady hat

• 1:57:04Speaker 02

  That was like Bishop Don Juan type shit Like D.L. Hughley

• 1:57:07Speaker 05

  The drip's severe, dude

• 1:57:08Speaker 04

  That's a weird one

• 1:57:10Speaker 02

  Whoa!

• 1:57:11Speaker 05

  That shit's awesome

• 1:57:11Speaker 02

  Bro, look at that hat, that's crazy Wow!

• 1:57:14Speaker 05

  Hold on

• 1:57:14Speaker 02

  The staff

• 1:57:15Speaker 04

  It's tough to drive with that hat on

• 1:57:16Speaker 02

  But imagine any other job Imagine if that guy was the CEO of United Healthcare And be like, why is he dressed like that? Any other job where you dress like that, people would think you're a fucking idiot

• 1:57:26Speaker 04

  Why's he at the Yamacon?

• 1:57:27Speaker 05

  Jesus didn't found

• 1:57:27Speaker 02

  That's a When? Where?

• 1:57:29Speaker 04

  Bottom right

• 1:57:30Speaker 02

  Where's the Yamacon? Cause he had to visit the Holy Land That's a big yam I don't think that's a real Yamacon

• 1:57:34Speaker 05

  I think that's like a pope cap The boys always wear that

• 1:57:36Speaker 02

  It's different It's cold in there Yeah

• 1:57:38Speaker 04

  It's the same

• 1:57:38Speaker 05

  No, it's not

• 1:57:39Speaker 02

  He's got his socks hat on

• 1:57:40Speaker 05

  It's covering his whole head

• 1:57:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, he's a Chicago guy It's covering the whole head, bro

• 1:57:43Speaker 05

  Showing the White Sox, uh

• 1:57:44Speaker 02

  Oh, look at that, White Sox

• 1:57:46Speaker 05

  They did Pope Night the other night and everybody got one of the pope hats

• 1:57:49Speaker 02

  That's hilarious Tommy Pope

• 1:57:50Speaker 05

  And then they had a nice moment

• 1:57:52Speaker 04

  Tommy Pope hat Tommy's like, for me? I barely even been to Chicago

• 1:57:57Speaker 02

  It is weird that we let them dress like that I mean, this is fucking insane They have to But there's no other job where you're allowed to dress like that Ah, look at that guy

• 1:58:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's nice

• 1:58:06Speaker 02

  That's a crazy outfit

• 1:58:08Speaker 05

  Toss those out for the White Sox fans Then they had a, uh, peace be with you with the entire crowd From the Catholics And everybody shook each other's hands and said

• 1:58:15Speaker 02

  I love when they do that

• 1:58:16Speaker 04

  That's nice

• 1:58:17Speaker 02

  Have me and Tony, or have me and Duncan, rather, have we ever dressed like popes?

• 1:58:21Speaker 04

  Duncan did

• 1:58:22Speaker 02

  That's sacrilegious We've dressed like priests, right? We did priests Uh-oh Every time we do a podcast, Duncan and I would wear different outfits The most difficult was furries You did a furry? Yeah, you wear the helmet and you're like, respect to the furries Cause this fucking thing is tough to wear Let's see the furry Yeah, we've been

• 1:58:40Speaker 04

  You dressed like Green Man?

• 1:58:41Speaker 02

  Oh, we dressed like everything We dressed like Tesla robots, that was one Look at that We dressed like demons Yeah, oh yeah, if you go back through the catalog

• 1:58:50Speaker 04

  That's great

• 1:58:51Speaker 02

  That's so good That was Halloween with Elon Me and Elon did a podcast and I dressed like that guy

• 1:58:56Speaker 05

  The Joe Rogan guy

• 1:58:57Speaker 02

  Oh, bro, that guy looked Puerto Rican Jersey I would've thought that was me If I didn't know that was me

• 1:59:02Speaker 04

  That's my favorite one, cause I think that's the one you guys were being quoted on CNN by saying something

• 1:59:08Speaker 02

  With a bunch of candles No, no, no, no, you're wrong The one we were quoted on CNN, we were literally dressed like clowns We're actually clowns

• 1:59:17Speaker 04

  When they cut to you after they set it up, I was like, guys!

• 1:59:21Speaker 02

  What's the black, is that an ice agent? What is a black, uh, the black hood? No, that's a Tesla robot We dressed like a Tesla robot, yeah That's great Yeah, we, we, I bought those online That's great Shout out to Amazon We've been elves There was one, to the left of that, see Duncan dressed like an elf to the left of that? He's cute Oh yeah, that one we wore, um, plague masks

• 1:59:43Speaker 04

  Jesus, that's fun

• 1:59:44Speaker 02

  We've, we've done everything Wait, let me see that plague mask Duncan wore a ghillie suit once How about the one where it's me with the eyeballs lit? That was, that was sick That's terrifying Yeah, that was a Halloween episode

• 1:59:57Speaker 04

  That's, you would win Halloween, you could go out that anonymously, not now anymore, but yeah

• 2:00:00Speaker 02

  They were pretty sick But we, again, we couldn't keep those on for very long

• 2:00:04Speaker 04

  Dude, we went, me and Sal went one year on Halloween to the New York Parade Like fifteen of us dressed in the same Batman outfit And then every time we saw a Joker, we'd all surround him and start like chest bumping him It was so sick We just kept going, it was like, where is she? It was so much fun

• 2:00:21Speaker 02

  So fun to be a dude

• 2:00:22Speaker 04

  Yeah Oh, and the, and the working, the belt works, we put liquor bottle, like airplane bottles in there

• 2:00:28Speaker 02

  Utility belt

• 2:00:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, just Stefanos with us, at some point we had to rip up the bottom so we could piss through it Straight, cause he's the only way to get his own one piece

• 2:00:34Speaker 02

  Yeah

• 2:00:35Speaker 04

  It was so great

• 2:00:36Speaker 02

  And you feel hidden Cause you have no identity Except for the beard's coming out of yours Well, that's what the furries like They like hiding Yeah Hiding who they are, they don't like who they are, so they could just be free

• 2:00:48Speaker 04

  It's fun

• 2:00:49Speaker 02

  I get it I get it Wearing that mask for a little bit, though, I genuinely, both Duncan and I, both gained respect for the furries Yeah, but then they shoot the president Nah, I don't know if they did Wasn't that guy a furry? No, he loved a furry Oh, he loved a furry, so Yeah, but I'm not even sure if that's true And the more, the more time goes on, the more I'm leaning towards Candace Owens

• 2:01:09Speaker 04

  What?

• 2:01:09Speaker 02

  Wait, whoa She's got some very interesting theories about Hey!

• 2:01:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, DeRosa was there, we were getting hammered Those belts, look at the, got the

• 2:01:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can see the liquor That's great That's funny That's great I don't think any story that you hear in the news is accurate

• 2:01:27Speaker 04

  I think there's always Could be none, or spin on it at least

• 2:01:30Speaker 02

  There's always some spin But the public believes it And so whatever the spin is, whatever the spin is about Tyler Robinson, there's some bullshit to it I don't know how much of, how much of it is bullshit, but there's some bullshit And one of the more recent bullshit is, they found a photo that they were saying was Tyler Robinson, but then people noticed that the, the, because he's real thin People noticed that the cars in the background, the proportions were distorted And then they realized that what they had done was taken a guy who's like much wider than Tyler Robinson And shrunk in the perspective

• 2:02:00Speaker 04

  Really?

• 2:02:00Speaker 02

  Yep, yep, and then when you see him for what he really looks like, you're like, oh, there's no way that's that guy, that guy's big

• 2:02:06Speaker 04

  And then you're like, well, it's mostly true, like, no

• 2:02:08Speaker 02

  No, no, they, they changed, like, you look at the hood of the cars behind him, they're all like that narrow

• 2:02:13Speaker 04

  Who was that guy?

• 2:02:14Speaker 02

  What guy?

• 2:02:15Speaker 04

  Tyler Robinson?

• 2:02:16Speaker 02

  He was the guy who supposedly shot Charlie Kirk Kirk, yeah, not the president

• 2:02:20Speaker 04

  It was in Guatemala when I heard about that

• 2:02:22Speaker 02

  What, you really?

• 2:02:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, people was in a bar

• 2:02:23Speaker 02

  How'd you hear about it?

• 2:02:24Speaker 04

  Some guys like, what do you think about Charlie Kirk? I'm like, I like his college videos were cool to begin with

• 2:02:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, Cardi B

• 2:02:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they were like, he's dead, I'm like, what?

• 2:02:32Speaker 05

  Cardi B, no, he got shot

• 2:02:34Speaker 02

  The thing about that guy is

• 2:02:35Speaker 05

  A furry shot Charlie Kirk

• 2:02:37Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:02:38Speaker 05

  What'd you just say?

• 2:02:42Speaker 02

  And Erica Kirk, so, she's a cook

• 2:02:44Speaker 04

  It's funny, you didn't get

• 2:02:46Speaker 02

  She loves sparklers Yeah, she does

• 2:02:50Speaker 05

  It wasn't funny enough, I was like, yeah, fuck her

• 2:02:53Speaker 04

  You ever see Juice WRLD's Erica Kirk?

• 2:02:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I jerked off, I thought it was Erica Were people threatening him, they were gonna sue him for that?

• 2:03:00Speaker 04

  I don't know, it was funny though

• 2:03:01Speaker 02

  He's so funny

• 2:03:02Speaker 04

  It stares at the camera

• 2:03:04Speaker 02

  When he came out, he starts doing cartwheels and shit with whiteface on He's killing it, that guy Every video kills him When he goes to NASCAR? Yeah, he's funny Unbelievable Funny dude Funny dude, people that got upset with that, shut up I know You don't think it's weird the lady comes out to sparklers behind her? You're out of your fucking mind, that's insane You don't think someone can make fun of that?

• 2:03:24Speaker 04

  She walks out like fucking Randy Orton

• 2:03:27Speaker 05

  Fucking Goldberg coming out.

• 2:03:31Speaker 02

  Fucking Undertaker.

• 2:03:32Speaker 04

  The Queen wore black for eighty years.

• 2:03:35Speaker 02

  The whole thing is crazy.

• 2:03:36Speaker 03

  In interviews, she dresses like SEAL Team Six. She's all blacked out with like a black hat and everything.

• 2:03:41Speaker 02

  She's serious, bro.

• 2:03:42Speaker 03

  She's serious.

• 2:03:43Speaker 05

  Navy SEAL podcasters are fucking cool.

• 2:03:45Speaker 02

  She's serious.

• 2:03:48Speaker 02

  There's a lot of controversy in the Navy SEAL community as to who actually killed Bin Laden. I've been down a rabbit hole this.

• 2:03:54Speaker 03

  It's not O'Neill?

• 2:03:55Speaker 02

  Well, O'Neill says he did it, but a lot of the guys that were connected to people that were on that mission say he was one of the people that shot Bin Laden, but he probably shot a guy who was already dead. I don't know if that's true.

• 2:04:08Speaker 03

  Come on, don't ruin this. I got his poster in my room.

• 2:04:10Speaker 02

  I'm sure they all put one in him.

• 2:04:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, may as well.

• 2:04:13Speaker 02

  Look, if you were on the team and I had already shot him, you'd run in and shoot him too. Fuck, yeah, we all shot him. And then I would say, yeah, we got him. We all shot, fought, shot together. I'd let you in on it. I'd let you get a little credit.

• 2:04:23Speaker 03

  You know what was cool? I watched the doc about Bin Laden and they found out it was him from his shadow. They measured his shadow because they knew he was six five. So they measured the shadow. They knew it was him.

• 2:04:34Speaker 02

  I heard they knew where he was a long time before they attacked.

• 2:04:37Speaker 03

  Well, you can't believe the news.

• 2:04:38Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. From people, from the inside people.

• 2:04:42Speaker 03

  It's not the news.

• 2:04:42Speaker 02

  I knew, they, they kind of, they knew when to do it and they had a decision, a strategic decision to want to take him out.

• 2:04:48Speaker 04

  I like it. Not full invasion. Just get like six fucking badass guys in there.

• 2:04:52Speaker 02

  I feel really naked without any sunglasses.

• 2:04:55Speaker 03

  He was throwing his kids in front of the firepower too. Crazy. Bin Laden. Throwing his wife and throwing women in front of him.

• 2:05:02Speaker 02

  You sure?

• 2:05:02Speaker 03

  And they just shot all of them. Yeah.

• 2:05:04Speaker 02

  Are you sure?

• 2:05:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:05Speaker 05

  That's what I'd say if I shot a bunch of women and children. I'd say, fucking guy threw those kids at me.

• 2:05:10Speaker 03

  Placed them there.

• 2:05:10Speaker 05

  Fucking threw his kid at me.

• 2:05:12Speaker 02

  He's coming right at us.

• 2:05:12Speaker 05

  No, that was, uh, Baghdadi did that.

• 2:05:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:15Speaker 05

  He grabbed two kids and ran into a tunnel and then blew himself up.

• 2:05:19Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 2:05:21Speaker 05

  God. Oh my God.

• 2:05:23Speaker 04

  Oh, they were, they were D students.

• 2:05:26Speaker 02

  War is so crazy.

• 2:05:27Speaker 03

  Crazy. Good thing we're not in one of those.

• 2:05:30Speaker 02

  When is that gonna end? When are we gonna stop, stop doing that?

• 2:05:33Speaker 04

  Take some profit out of it, maybe.

• 2:05:35Speaker 02

  Uh, Trump, Trump posted today about the Strait of Hormuz is now owned by the United States.

• 2:05:40Speaker 05

  I'm not being anti-Semitic. I'm not being anti-Semitic. He said it.

• 2:05:44Speaker 02

  Trump posted today that the United States controls the Strait of Hormuz.

• 2:05:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, he tweets that every fucking two days.

• 2:05:49Speaker 03

  There's always a deal.

• 2:05:50Speaker 05

  Guys, what he's tweeting is just distracting you.

• 2:05:53Speaker 03

  There's a deal. We have a deal.

• 2:05:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, but we all know this.

• 2:05:55Speaker 03

  We're close to a deal.

• 2:05:57Speaker 05

  Do it.

• 2:05:57Speaker 02

  You imagine if you were a guy who had a coin, you had Gillis coin, and every time you tweeted wild shit, Gillis coin just went up?

• 2:06:05Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:06:06Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 2:06:07Speaker 05

  Isn't he selling his, uh, Truth Social tweets to people and then they can bet on it?

• 2:06:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:06:13Speaker 05

  I think, yeah.

• 2:06:14Speaker 03

  You can bet on anything now.

• 2:06:15Speaker 05

  He's selling access.

• 2:06:16Speaker 03

  Selling access.

• 2:06:17Speaker 04

  To what?

• 2:06:17Speaker 05

  He's selling faster access to his tweets and then you can bet on it.

• 2:06:22Speaker 04

  Bet on what his tweets will be?

• 2:06:23Speaker 05

  On the markets because.

• 2:06:24Speaker 02

  Wait a minute.

• 2:06:25Speaker 05

  It's literally insider trading.

• 2:06:27Speaker 04

  It's Kashi. You can bet on everything. You can fix.

• 2:06:29Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, is that real? You get access to a tweet before he makes it and then you could bet on that tweet? How's that legal? Wait a minute, what is this? Trump sued over Truth Social advance access sale.

• 2:06:42Speaker 04

  I'm online in the Oval Office.

• 2:06:43Speaker 02

  Who's telling him this is a good idea? I feel like I need to be closer to it.

• 2:06:47Speaker 03

  Hundred thousand dollar contracts.

• 2:06:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a hundred grand. You can get his early tweets.

• 2:06:51Speaker 02

  Hey, you know how crazy that is? A hundred thousand dollars to get early tweets?

• 2:06:56Speaker 04

  He bet two hundred on it.

• 2:06:57Speaker 02

  That's literally crazy.

• 2:06:58Speaker 05

  I must bet you all so much when he tweets like.

• 2:07:00Speaker 02

  Truth Social's parent company. Trump Media announced in July it would offer subscribers to Truth API who paid up to a hundred thousand dollars each month. Oh my God, not even just a hundred thousand dollars a year, each month.

• 2:07:16Speaker 03

  He's rigging it in.

• 2:07:16Speaker 02

  For early access to market moving posts from Trump and other people who use the platform.

• 2:07:22Speaker 04

  Market moving.

• 2:07:22Speaker 02

  You imagine you charge 1.2 million a year? He's just on a grab.

• 2:07:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:07:28Speaker 04

  And to get that, it's just people who are like, yeah, we'll profit off that.

• 2:07:30Speaker 02

  I just want to be in the meeting where they go, I got an idea.

• 2:07:35Speaker 04

  And everyone goes to each other and it's like, should we tell them?

• 2:07:38Speaker 02

  They go, look, everyone hates us anyway. Fuck it. I bet it wasn't even Trump. It was probably some weasel who works in the administration. It was like, uh, hun, charge a hundred grand a month and you post things and they can move the market.

• 2:07:49Speaker 03

  Yikes.

• 2:07:50Speaker 04

  It's just another form of the same shit.

• 2:07:51Speaker 02

  Well, here's the thing. Is it legal? Cause it is available. If someone else wants to sign up for it, it doesn't seem like it should be legal.

• 2:08:00Speaker 05

  Obviously he operates in legal fucking gray area.

• 2:08:03Speaker 02

  Well, this is the thing about the Trump coin. It's not illegal. Like coins are not illegal.

• 2:08:08Speaker 04

  Was like, my husband's investing, I'm not.

• 2:08:10Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:08:10Speaker 02

  It's gay.

• 2:08:11Speaker 05

  This is all gay.

• 2:08:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, it's not good if you're already wealthy.

• 2:08:17Speaker 05

  I've had enough.

• 2:08:18Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm a fucking bad fuck. And you try making money.

• 2:08:22Speaker 05

  I'm sick of it.

• 2:08:23Speaker 02

  If you're already wealthy and you try making money.

• 2:08:25Speaker 05

  Is that a Tony Hinchcliffe? No, that's just me being gay. But it does sound like it.

• 2:08:29Speaker 02

  Unbelievable. Unbelievable. But if you, I think anybody could start a coin. I mean, we.

• 2:08:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, we could start a protector park school.

• 2:08:39Speaker 02

  When we were talking about the, the fucking Hawk II coin, we got hit up by like a bunch of different people and people tried to get me to add, to do ads for coins. I'm like, hey.

• 2:08:49Speaker 04

  I'm still looking for actual coins.

• 2:08:52Speaker 03

  Doo doo doo.

• 2:08:54Speaker 04

  Fair.

• 2:08:55Speaker 02

  So here's a crazy one. Here's a crazy one that went, I can talk about it now because it went away. But there was a point in time where I was doing interviews with fighters after their fights and they said, I want to thank Marshall Rogan Coin. And the coin was my dog's face.

• 2:09:11Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 2:09:12Speaker 02

  And it was like, it was literally like, almost like my logo. It said Marshall Rogan Coin. And it was Marshall, my dog. And I, I would interview these guys and I was like, okay, if I call attention to this, like what, what should I do here? My job when I'm interviewing fighters is just to interview fighters. I just, it's their big moment. They fucking worked their ass off to get here. They want to fight. I don't want to inject myself in any way if it's not necessary.

• 2:09:37Speaker 05

  You're like, what the fuck's that?

• 2:09:38Speaker 04

  Also you're like, what?

• 2:09:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, because like, but a bunch of guys were like, I want to thank Marshall Rogan Coin. The UFC got hip to it and they put a kibosh on it, but I don't know what these guys were doing, but I assume what they were doing was a pump and dump and they were paying the fighters. So that, I don't know if it was pump and dump. Maybe it was legitimate, but the point is the fighters were legitimately getting paid because every time they would win, they would talk about Marshall Rogan Coin and then assumingly some people that were interested in crypto would buy it.

• 2:10:06Speaker 03

  That's no bueno.

• 2:10:06Speaker 02

  Had nothing to do with me. And here I am interviewing these guys going, this is a weird position to be in. Like, I don't want to say anything, but eventually the UFC is, you have anything to do with that? I went, no.

• 2:10:16Speaker 04

  Cause they're standing there. So it seems like you're part of it.

• 2:10:18Speaker 02

  A hundred percent. But also I don't want to fuck up this guy's moment and say, hey, I got nothing to do with Marshall Rogan Coin. I don't give a fuck. This guy just want to fight. There's a scam going on. Let everybody else figure it out. But it was the weirdest thing in the world. Like my dog.

• 2:10:35Speaker 03

  He'll do anything now.

• 2:10:36Speaker 02

  Has a coin, you know?

• 2:10:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:10:38Speaker 02

  And I'm sure a lot of people probably thought I was involved. I had no idea it even happened until someone said Marshall Rogan Coin while I was interviewing him. I'm like, what?

• 2:10:47Speaker 05

  I mean, I wonder what the fuck that was backfired.

• 2:10:48Speaker 02

  I found out in the octagon while I'm holding a microphone in front of a fighter's hand, face after he won. Like Marshall Rogan Coin. And I was like, what the fuck are you just saying? My dog?

• 2:11:00Speaker 03

  Oh, boy. Poor dog.

• 2:11:02Speaker 02

  My dog's got fucking glasses on.

• 2:11:07Speaker 02

  Everybody's sleepy. He's on the laptop.

• 2:11:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:11:13Speaker 02

  He's on the phone with Cotter.

• 2:11:17Speaker 02

  Trying to get some investment money.

• 2:11:18Speaker 05

  My dad sends.

• 2:11:20Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:11:21Speaker 05

  Fucking Instagram reel of a raccoon driving a car and I'll be like, go to bed, dude. It's fucking 12:30.

• 2:11:27Speaker 03

  That's adorable.

• 2:11:28Speaker 02

  Bro, raccoons might be the cutest fucking animals of all time.

• 2:11:31Speaker 04

  They had the raccoon coin. That was a big coin.

• 2:11:32Speaker 02

  Was it?

• 2:11:33Speaker 05

  I'm done with these coins. I don't even want to talk about them. I want to talk about my dad using Instagram reels. He's moved on. The second the Phillies game ends, he's on the Instagram. It lights off in the house on a recliner by himself looking.

• 2:11:46Speaker 03

  Well, they're endless.

• 2:11:48Speaker 05

  My mom was on vacation for like two weeks. My dad got fucking wrecked for two weeks. The second she leaves the house, he dies.

• 2:11:58Speaker 05

  He's calm. He's like, he just wants you to know you're a good guy.

• 2:12:02Speaker 05

  Okay, I love you, dad. He'll be like, yeah, all right.

• 2:12:05Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so funny.

• 2:12:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, he sits in the dark and looks at reels. I'm like, what are you doing right now? He's like, I'm going to bed.

• 2:12:10Speaker 02

  Bro, if you're an old dude and you've never experienced that.

• 2:12:14Speaker 05

  He went from knowing about it all. Zero internet ever.

• 2:12:17Speaker 04

  Dump right in your year now.

• 2:12:20Speaker 03

  Like, right to heroin.

• 2:12:21Speaker 04

  AI years.

• 2:12:22Speaker 02

  Loop me in with him and I'll, I'll send him all the shit that Tom Segura sends me.

• 2:12:27Speaker 05

  No, no, don't send him that stuff.

• 2:12:28Speaker 03

  That's just dark.

• 2:12:29Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 2:12:29Speaker 03

  That's the gorgeous dark.

• 2:12:30Speaker 05

  Don't do that to Phil. We need to send nice stuff.

• 2:12:33Speaker 02

  I sent Segura some fucking rough ones today. Woo, I got him today. Every now and then he gets me, but I got him today. I got him with two brutal murders.

• 2:12:41Speaker 03

  Ah, you got him divorced.

• 2:12:43Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotta send a divorced dude murder pictures because he's thinking about that money he's gonna lose.

• 2:12:49Speaker 03

  By the way, AOC's single, Tom. You better get on there.

• 2:12:51Speaker 02

  I heard about that.

• 2:12:52Speaker 03

  That'd be a fun couple. She likes the honky.

• 2:12:54Speaker 02

  She's, uh, she's single and freezing her eggs.

• 2:12:58Speaker 03

  Oh, he's already got two kids.

• 2:13:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, she made a video of her freezing her eggs.

• 2:13:02Speaker 03

  Hot.

• 2:13:04Speaker 02

  Getting in there with a needle and plugging.

• 2:13:06Speaker 04

  She made a video of it?

• 2:13:07Speaker 05

  I don't understand how any of that works either. I don't get it.

• 2:13:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:13:10Speaker 02

  Voodoo.

• 2:13:10Speaker 05

  I don't get it.

• 2:13:11Speaker 04

  Let's see what the, uh, South Korean football team did.

• 2:13:15Speaker 03

  They have a football team?

• 2:13:16Speaker 04

  Soccer.

• 2:13:17Speaker 05

  You're such a bitch, dude.

• 2:13:19Speaker 03

  You suck.

• 2:13:20Speaker 05

  Fucking bitch.

• 2:13:20Speaker 03

  What are you, British?

• 2:13:21Speaker 05

  You really do suck for that.

• 2:13:22Speaker 04

  They got all the, they got.

• 2:13:24Speaker 02

  Football to us?

• 2:13:25Speaker 05

  Do it again. Do it right.

• 2:13:26Speaker 02

  You son of a bitch.

• 2:13:27Speaker 04

  South Korean soccer.

• 2:13:30Speaker 05

  See, what I did there? I learned, I learned and I moved.

• 2:13:32Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 2:13:33Speaker 02

  You're eighty-nine years old.

• 2:13:36Speaker 02

  You're eighty-nine years old.

• 2:13:37Speaker 05

  By the way, soccer's a British term. They got, they got all the refs laid. All the refs there, yeah. Sexual services.

• 2:13:46Speaker 02

  Ah, good for them.

• 2:13:47Speaker 05

  They get them all laid so they'll like root, they'll root for the South Korean team.

• 2:13:51Speaker 02

  That's brilliant. It's not cheating. Alleged it spent thousands of dollars on sexual services for foreign referees. That's it? That's a steal. Thousands of dollars is a fucking bargain.

• 2:14:02Speaker 05

  Goes a long way in Korea.

• 2:14:03Speaker 02

  How much DraftKings money is in these games? South Korea seems like the shit. It seems so fun over there. Obviously, the above is terrifying. They made Taekwondo, Samsung phones. Squid game, Parasite. Oh, Squid game's awesome.

• 2:14:15Speaker 05

  Parasite was great. They're having fun.

• 2:14:18Speaker 02

  K-pop, yeah. Yeah. However, they're not gonna reproduce. That's true. They're in a real, real situation. They're in a pickle there. They're in one of the worst situations in terms, nationally, in terms of Right. reproducing. They are like bands, they don't fuck. Well, because they're just busy, right? They're like an insane, insane, like, I grew up around Koreans. No, the Korean women are not into the dudes. Well, it's not even just that, like, the work, the work ethic over there is fucking insane. Really? Yeah, I grew up with Koreans, cuz I was doing Taekwondo when I was a kid. So I was around Koreans all the time, like, you've never seen work ethic like Korean people.

• 2:14:52Speaker 05

  They're the only ones that outdo us.

• 2:14:55Speaker 02

  It's the reason why I feel lazy to this day. I, I was training with this kid who was going to medical school. He was going through his residency while he was on the national Taekwondo team. So he won the US Nationals. He was competing internationally while he was going through his medical residency. Jesus.

• 2:15:11Speaker 05

  Didn't even need anesthesia, he would just, hey, yep.

• 2:15:13Speaker 02

  The dude slept like an hour a night. It was crazy. He would, some of his training, he would put his books, all the books that he needed to read, he put them in a backpack and just run the stairs at the university. And then go back to the library. Damn. I've never, he always looked tired. He was like, he always looked like this. He always looked exhausted.

• 2:15:32Speaker 05

  Well, that's just how they look.

• 2:15:32Speaker 02

  Fucking ferocious. Guy couldn't even open his fucking eyes, he was so tired.

• 2:15:38Speaker 02

  But they worked so hard, man, and their parents forced them, like, they, they don't have any way out. There's no like, man, take a year off and find yourself. Fuck that. There's none of that. That Tiger Mom shit, that's real. And, and they do the eye surgery over there.

• 2:15:53Speaker 05

  In South Korea?

• 2:15:54Speaker 02

  A little appropriated, they wanna go round eye. They do a lot of that.

• 2:15:57Speaker 05

  Who was that, uh, music guy, was he from South Korea?

• 2:16:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that shit's amazing.

• 2:16:04Speaker 05

  Si, Si.

• 2:16:05Speaker 02

  Si, yeah. Talk about him pumping you up.

• 2:16:06Speaker 05

  Goddamn.

• 2:16:08Speaker 02

  Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. That guy's great. That shit was so fun, I love that. Oh, that nailed it. We got Koreans, John Lynch, raccoons. A comedian could never do that. When he's in that enormous crowd and he comes flying out of the floor, that rules, dude. We'd have to play the music, but we gotta see that, that stage jump.

• 2:16:26Speaker 05

  Dude, it's so funny, we used to go to UFC's in Vegas, and when you, you check into MGM, you're like, why are there a thousand Koreans here? And there'd be some K-pop band that you'd never heard of.

• 2:16:35Speaker 02

  Right, right, right, right.

• 2:16:35Speaker 05

  Filling up the state, filling up the

• 2:16:37Speaker 02

  Oh, every day, they kill it. So you're saying they're too busy as fuck? Here he comes.

• 2:16:42Speaker 05

  Look at this guy, he was fucking.

• 2:16:44Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, a hundred percent. He fucked everybody. Just like a bandleader. Whoa, come on, come on! Look at them go crazy.

• 2:16:52Speaker 05

  Wow, I mean, this is worse, this is better than Turnstile.

• 2:16:56Speaker 02

  Wow. This is like a Serbian basketball game. This is wild.

• 2:17:01Speaker 05

  I mean, they're pretty good. Turnstile rules.

• 2:17:03Speaker 02

  Look at the fucking air this guy catches. Look at the air he catches, look at that. He's dressed like a Dallas cheerleader. Yes, from the eighties. He's got the fringe like outlaw Josie Wales.

• 2:17:18Speaker 05

  I wanna go to Turnstile on the way here. Yeah, they rule.

• 2:17:21Speaker 02

  Generator, though, I'm, I'm more of an old, old Turnstile guy. What, Jamie?

• 2:17:26Speaker 06

  They're over here trying to talk, trying to be cool.

• 2:17:28Speaker 05

  Turnstile.

• 2:17:29Speaker 02

  No, I caught him trying to be cool.

• 2:17:30Speaker 05

  I caught him trying to be cool. I, you caught me being cool?

• 2:17:33Speaker 02

  No, no. Fuck, uh. You said football when you really meant soccer, that's gay as fuck.

• 2:17:37Speaker 05

  That was gay.

• 2:17:40Speaker 06

  It's a newer, newer band that's, uh

• 2:17:41Speaker 02

  It's not new. Um, well, what is Turnstile?

• 2:17:43Speaker 05

  It's new at all.

• 2:17:44Speaker 06

  Joe, I was trying to explain to Joe.

• 2:17:45Speaker 05

  It's new.

• 2:17:46Speaker 02

  Explain to me, please, Jamie.

• 2:17:47Speaker 06

  Uh, they're a newer, like, a young hardcore band kinda, you know?

• 2:17:52Speaker 02

  Oh, nice. Is it come core?

• 2:17:54Speaker 05

  Boys.

• 2:17:54Speaker 02

  Did you find any come core?

• 2:17:56Speaker 06

  I just, I stumbled down come metal on my way to

• 2:17:59Speaker 05

  Play the live show, don't play videos, play a live show.

• 2:18:01Speaker 06

  Well, I thought this had live.

• 2:18:03Speaker 02

  What, what am I looking at?

• 2:18:04Speaker 05

  What do you think now?

• 2:18:05Speaker 02

  I don't understand what I'm seeing. Oh, nice. Kids are in bands again.

• 2:18:10Speaker 05

  Guys, this is

• 2:18:11Speaker 02

  Let me hear this. Oh, this is great.

• 2:18:14Speaker 05

  He's twelve years old.

• 2:18:15Speaker 02

  World is healing, oh.

• 2:18:16Speaker 06

  It's a year old.

• 2:18:17Speaker 02

  I thought this was like yesterday. The world is healing. Kids are doing band, rock is back.

• 2:18:22Speaker 05

  They're from, uh, they're from Baltimore.

• 2:18:24Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 2:18:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. Ball more.

• 2:18:26Speaker 02

  They say, uh, rap is now The weird thing is how rap is falling off the charts. I was gonna say that.

• 2:18:31Speaker 05

  It's cuz Drizzy Drake was gone.

• 2:18:32Speaker 02

  No, it's cuz USAID got defunded. Oh.

• 2:18:35Speaker 05

  Maybe some of that, but, no, but Drake was gone. USAID got to fund that drop rap?

• 2:18:39Speaker 02

  We're back on AIDS? Well, USAID, the Agency for International Development, is well-known to have been funding about a bunch of radical, anti-government rappers overseas. Funding a ton of them, like, a ton of, it was basically all about regime change. That was a big part of what USAID was about. And the thought is that USAID had some, look, Mike Benz, he's, he has a famous quote, that USAID was there for things that were too dirty for the CIA. What are you doing?

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• 2:20:49Speaker 05

  No, Joe, the reason rap was gone?

• 2:20:52Speaker 02

  Just cuz Drizzy Drake.

• 2:20:53Speaker 05

  Cuz Drake was gone.

• 2:20:54Speaker 02

  Where would he go?

• 2:20:55Speaker 05

  Now, Poppy's home.

• 2:20:55Speaker 02

  No, USAID didn't fund rap music, despite what this viral right-wing theory claims about There you go. Yeah, but this is Yahoo News and that's owned by Ari's family.

• 2:21:07Speaker 05

  Joe, can I say one more thing?

• 2:21:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:21:09Speaker 05

  You've gotten USAID did a lot of good stuff. You've gotten so big that all of your opinions will be debunked. Yeah. Your, your opinions, when you say something, when you go, this is what happened. Literally, the first article will come up and instead of naming you, it'll be like That's wrong. Despite these crazy claims, it's literally your claims. If you Google something, it's directly against you.

• 2:21:32Speaker 02

  But this one is not mine. I read this online and I read this from people, like, one of them was Mike Benz. And Mike Benz is very credible and was talking about it. So it's not, it's not, not my idea at all.

• 2:21:43Speaker 05

  Isn't he a CIA disinformation agent?

• 2:21:45Speaker 02

  Is that what you think? Oh, shit. I call him on FaceTime right now, we'll find out. No, I'm scared of that guy.

• 2:21:54Speaker 02

  Hey, we're in the middle of Protect Our Parks. Yeah, can you have me that, uh, I believe the fifth, give me that puppy. A lot of what he's saying is not pro-CIA at all.

• 2:22:04Speaker 05

  It's cuz that's what they want, brother. There's no way the CIA would let a CIA agent fucking talk shit. That's true.

• 2:22:11Speaker 02

  Freaking me out, man.

• 2:22:13Speaker 05

  They wanna give us bad info. They love disinformation.

• 2:22:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:22:16Speaker 05

  They invented psyops.

• 2:22:17Speaker 02

  God damn it.

• 2:22:18Speaker 03

  Slippery group. They did the acid things.

• 2:22:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, they did. That must have been fun. Imagine watching people try to get laid being around an acid.

• 2:22:27Speaker 05

  Cuban hip hop.

• 2:22:28Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 2:22:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Failed attempt to infiltrate Cuban hip hop. Yeah, but they they try.

• 2:22:33Speaker 05

  That makes sense, though. They're getting anti-government shit.

• 2:22:36Speaker 02

  It says failed.

• 2:22:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, but this is it makes perfect sense. They're getting other countries like cultural revolutions. They always try to make other governments unstable. What a better way than good music.

• 2:22:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, smart.

• 2:22:49Speaker 05

  That people like. And that's that's what they did. But no, the reason hip hop's down right now in the United States is sweet Jersey Drake was gone. Now Poppy's home. Check the charts again. Iceman's back. Iceman's back, daddy. I mean, after all that.

• 2:23:04Speaker 02

  I'm a nineties hip hop head.

• 2:23:07Speaker 02

  I there's so much great nineties hip hop that it's hard for me to escape that era.

• 2:23:11Speaker 03

  And it got too too auto toony.

• 2:23:14Speaker 02

  Well, I don't mind some of the new stuff, but it's like I like old school Nas. That's what I'm into. Coogee rap.

• 2:23:22Speaker 03

  Uh oh.

• 2:23:23Speaker 02

  Are you okay?

• 2:23:24Speaker 03

  Or is that on a heart attack?

• 2:23:25Speaker 02

  Ever since he moved to UK, he became a pussy. He wants warm beer. They drink warm beer over there.

• 2:23:30Speaker 05

  Warm beer on a hot day. Oh, it goes down terrible.

• 2:23:33Speaker 02

  About some peas for breakfast. Did they really have warm beer over there? Is that real?

• 2:23:37Speaker 05

  Timothy Taylor's, bro. You get a fucking Luke.

• 2:23:40Speaker 03

  Oh, you're speaking all British talk.

• 2:23:42Speaker 02

  Okay, but can you order a cool cold if you want?

• 2:23:45Speaker 05

  No, where they can put on ice. You can ask for ice.

• 2:23:47Speaker 02

  No, but the beer is cold there.

• 2:23:48Speaker 05

  Guinness is cold. Timothy Taylor's.

• 2:23:50Speaker 02

  You can get cold regular beer there. What is Timothy Taylor's?

• 2:23:52Speaker 05

  It's like a local. England doesn't have good local beers. They're not grown.

• 2:23:56Speaker 03

  Really?

• 2:23:56Speaker 02

  Oh, they're never gonna get an apartment now.

• 2:23:58Speaker 05

  All their shit is like, except for Newcastle.

• 2:24:00Speaker 03

  Arrested at the airport.

• 2:24:01Speaker 05

  All their shit's from Ireland, from other places. They have the fucking Spanish beer.

• 2:24:05Speaker 03

  Ireland kills us.

• 2:24:06Speaker 05

  Belgian beer. They don't have locals unless it's like at your pub.

• 2:24:10Speaker 03

  Call me crazy, but everybody goes, the Guinness over there, it's so different. I didn't notice it. It felt very similar.

• 2:24:16Speaker 02

  How could it be different?

• 2:24:17Speaker 03

  That's what they say. It's different here. We got better pipes and barrels and.

• 2:24:22Speaker 06

  Drake's back on the track, but so is Thriller.

• 2:24:24Speaker 03

  Thriller's on the move. The movie came out.

• 2:24:27Speaker 02

  It didn't just come out.

• 2:24:28Speaker 05

  The movie, not the doc.

• 2:24:29Speaker 02

  Damn, Stick Season is still in the top ten? That's crazy.

• 2:24:33Speaker 03

  Morgan Wallen never leaves there.

• 2:24:35Speaker 02

  Look at this fucking. Morgan Wallen, bawling out of control.

• 2:24:37Speaker 05

  He's got two in the top ten.

• 2:24:39Speaker 03

  Ariana Grande, though. She's a real skinny lady.

• 2:24:43Speaker 02

  Morgan Wallen's legit. I love his music.

• 2:24:45Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 2:24:46Speaker 03

  God's country.

• 2:24:46Speaker 02

  Let me see what else is in the top ten. What is in the top ten of? What is it?

• 2:24:50Speaker 06

  That's the top two hundred.

• 2:24:52Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 2:24:52Speaker 06

  Billboard.

• 2:24:52Speaker 02

  Billboard. Is it albums or songs? Songs. So what is three?

• 2:24:58Speaker 05

  Which Drake song was it?

• 2:24:59Speaker 02

  Olivia Rodrigo, she's huge. Ella Langley, she's fucking gigantic. Noah Khan. Noah Khan, like that Stick Season's been around for years, man. That's been on my Spotify playlist for a long fucking time.

• 2:25:11Speaker 06

  This is albums.

• 2:25:12Speaker 03

  You like Noah?

• 2:25:13Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:25:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I went to see him with the lady at a.

• 2:25:16Speaker 02

  Stick Season's a great fucking song.

• 2:25:18Speaker 05

  How was it?

• 2:25:19Speaker 03

  I did shrooms to get through it. But, uh, well, it's not my cup of jizz, but, uh, it was her birthday. I took her there.

• 2:25:26Speaker 02

  You gotta be in the mood for it. I like to mix it up.

• 2:25:28Speaker 05

  It's always fun going to a lady concert.

• 2:25:30Speaker 03

  Okay, hon.

• 2:25:31Speaker 05

  Like a concert the girl wants to take you to and you're like, you just wanna fuck this guy. And then midway through you go, I wanna fuck this guy. I had a girl take me to a fucking, uh.

• 2:25:45Speaker 05

  B- Benson Boone? That kinda guy?

• 2:25:47Speaker 02

  No, but that, yeah.

• 2:25:47Speaker 05

  Something like that.

• 2:25:48Speaker 02

  Benson Boone, like, oh, this guy, fucking, oh, it's awesome. And then you go, holy shit, this show rocks.

• 2:25:52Speaker 03

  He's a cute twink, that guy.

• 2:25:54Speaker 02

  You know what got coming on soon? Rick Springfield.

• 2:25:57Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 2:25:57Speaker 02

  Have you seen Rick Springfield perform recently? Okay.

• 2:26:01Speaker 03

  They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

• 2:26:03Speaker 02

  Seventy-four, maybe? Seventy-five, maybe? Looks fucking insane.

• 2:26:09Speaker 03

  Pull him up.

• 2:26:09Speaker 02

  Shirtless, singing Jesse's Girl. Can't find the video.

• 2:26:13Speaker 03

  That's a hunk.

• 2:26:14Speaker 02

  Find the video.

• 2:26:15Speaker 05

  Probably still what?

• 2:26:15Speaker 02

  No, no, no. Find the video. Fuck all this. Go right to the video. So the video of him, there's a video that somebody captured on of him on stage. Never was like, what the fuck? Is this real? Is this AI? He's in his seventies. He's shirtless. He's fucking ripped. And he's singing like he just wrote the song last week. Like full enthusiasm. He's not Barry Manilow in it with a rubber face. Like he's, you know, he's really going all in. Look at this. Give me some volume.

• 2:26:43Speaker 05

  No way.

• 2:26:44Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 2:26:45Speaker 02

  Listen to this.

• 2:26:48Speaker 02

  Give me some headphones, Shane.

• 2:26:49Speaker 03

  How old is he?

• 2:26:50Speaker 05

  That guy's seventy. He's got a rubber face.

• 2:26:52Speaker 02

  He looks thirty-six.

• 2:26:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:26:56Speaker 03

  Leather pants.

• 2:26:59Speaker 02

  Wait, how old is this guy?

• 2:27:00Speaker 03

  Bro, he's seventy-five years old. No bullshit.

• 2:27:03Speaker 02

  How old is he?

• 2:27:03Speaker 03

  A hundred percent.

• 2:27:04Speaker 02

  No chance.

• 2:27:04Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 2:27:05Speaker 02

  Seventy-six.

• 2:27:08Speaker 02

  He's a seventy-six?

• 2:27:09Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:27:10Speaker 02

  He's in his fucking seventies.

• 2:27:12Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:27:12Speaker 05

  No fucking way.

• 2:27:16Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 2:27:16Speaker 02

  And look at the energy he has. No, dude, this is really recent.

• 2:27:26Speaker 05

  No way.

• 2:27:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:27:28Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 2:27:29Speaker 02

  Look, the guy kept up. He kept up. You can do it.

• 2:27:32Speaker 03

  What's he doing?

• 2:27:33Speaker 02

  When I was a kid.

• 2:27:34Speaker 05

  He goes to Wastewell.

• 2:27:36Speaker 02

  Listen to me, boys. Yesterday, I turned fifty-nine years old.

• 2:27:41Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Happy birthday.

• 2:27:42Speaker 03

  Happy birthday, fatty.

• 2:27:44Speaker 02

  I'm old as fuck.

• 2:27:45Speaker 05

  That guy's young.

• 2:27:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can still do it. This is a different world we're living in.

• 2:27:49Speaker 05

  You get one of those Bud Lights for Joe's birthday.

• 2:27:50Speaker 02

  If you stay on top of your health, you can do wild shit deep into the time where you're supposed to fall apart.

• 2:27:56Speaker 03

  Well, that biohack guy, whatever that guy is, John Will.

• 2:27:59Speaker 02

  That guy's falling apart.

• 2:27:59Speaker 03

  He's falling apart.

• 2:28:01Speaker 02

  Brian Johnson.

• 2:28:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, they're doing fucking weird drugs and shit.

• 2:28:03Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:28:04Speaker 02

  Well, he's also vegan.

• 2:28:05Speaker 03

  He's doing like blood transfusions.

• 2:28:07Speaker 02

  Stop. Stop. Stop with your fucking legumes. Stop.

• 2:28:10Speaker 05

  Stop. Stop. Get beans and protein.

• 2:28:12Speaker 02

  Come eat with me. Come eat with me. Let's eat meat.

• 2:28:17Speaker 06

  That was seven eighty-five.

• 2:28:18Speaker 03

  Jeez.

• 2:28:18Speaker 02

  It looks better now.

• 2:28:20Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 2:28:21Speaker 02

  Bro, the dude's more better shape now.

• 2:28:23Speaker 05

  There's gotta be other camera angles. That camera angle must be nuts.

• 2:28:26Speaker 02

  It's legit.

• 2:28:26Speaker 05

  That doesn't even look, that's just a camera angle.

• 2:28:29Speaker 03

  Pull up his dating history. I gotta know what old.

• 2:28:31Speaker 02

  Can you give me, give me some music so I can do it to something other than America? Fuck, yeah. Let's go. What's this?

• 2:28:37Speaker 03

  We can't afford this.

• 2:28:38Speaker 05

  Jamie, give him some Iceman.

• 2:28:42Speaker 02

  Give him some Iceman. How long ago was this?

• 2:28:44Speaker 06

  I don't know, dude. A month?

• 2:28:46Speaker 02

  It says four weeks.

• 2:28:47Speaker 03

  A month?

• 2:28:47Speaker 05

  Four weeks.

• 2:28:50Speaker 02

  Bro, the dude's in his seventies. But it's the enthusiasm. It's the enthusiasm. He's not half-assing this at all.

• 2:28:58Speaker 05

  Pans in the wheelchairs in the crowd.

• 2:29:01Speaker 02

  I love you guys.

• 2:29:02Speaker 03

  Happy birthday.

• 2:29:03Speaker 02

  I love you guys to death. I'm so happy we're here. Let's go.

• 2:29:07Speaker 03

  Look at that. Voodoo Ranger.

• 2:29:10Speaker 05

  Where's the Iceman?

• 2:29:11Speaker 06

  I had too much going on. I had the Iceman.

• 2:29:14Speaker 05

  Guys, I will tell you, I've been incredibly lonely in London. This is, I needed this bad.

• 2:29:18Speaker 02

  You need to move back here. Will you fucking move here? Why are you doing this?

• 2:29:22Speaker 03

  You were in the jungle for a year, you psycho.

• 2:29:24Speaker 02

  Free rent for a year. Come on. I'll show you the place while we're here, while we're in town. What are you doing tomorrow? I'll show you the place.

• 2:29:32Speaker 03

  Let's see the place.

• 2:29:34Speaker 02

  Come on, man. Free rent for a year.

• 2:29:36Speaker 03

  Free rent, you landlord gym?

• 2:29:38Speaker 02

  It's a nice place. Got a spa.

• 2:29:40Speaker 05

  That's a Drake video.

• 2:29:41Speaker 03

  Oh, the video.

• 2:29:45Speaker 02

  Are you in an official Drake video?

• 2:29:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:29:47Speaker 02

  No way.

• 2:29:48Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought that was Derek Chauvin.

• 2:29:50Speaker 05

  That's so sick.

• 2:29:53Speaker 03

  That's a cute kid.

• 2:29:54Speaker 02

  That's so sick. When did you do this?

• 2:29:57Speaker 05

  Uh, two months ago.

• 2:29:59Speaker 02

  Couple, yeah, I forget.

• 2:30:00Speaker 03

  Sorry, I spilled the beans on that one, fatty.

• 2:30:03Speaker 02

  Oh, that's okay.

• 2:30:04Speaker 03

  No, that was bad. I felt horrible. We went in and edited it. That was bad.

• 2:30:08Speaker 02

  No, I appreciate that. Come on.

• 2:30:11Speaker 05

  Zero chance. I just did all this work to get there.

• 2:30:13Speaker 02

  Come on, pussy. I will fucking kidnap you, bitch.

• 2:30:15Speaker 05

  It's your girl. Your girl's making you stay.

• 2:30:17Speaker 02

  I was in the lobby to fucking zip tie you.

• 2:30:20Speaker 05

  Your girl's making you stay. Nobody's thinking.

• 2:30:22Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 2:30:22Speaker 05

  Dude, I just got my visa. Five-year visa. I just got my visa.

• 2:30:28Speaker 03

  So funny.

• 2:30:29Speaker 02

  Oh, well, you have to stay for five years in a place that sucks. You're not in jail, bitch. Just having a visa doesn't mean you're in jail.

• 2:30:36Speaker 05

  I'll get an apartment. I'll be fine.

• 2:30:38Speaker 02

  Just come back.

• 2:30:39Speaker 05

  There's no chance.

• 2:30:41Speaker 02

  What do you mean there's no chance?

• 2:30:42Speaker 05

  I just started.

• 2:30:43Speaker 03

  Just even up there months.

• 2:30:45Speaker 02

  What could happen that would entice you? What would be the scenario where you'd go, ooh, I have to move to Austin? Let's come up with something.

• 2:30:53Speaker 05

  I got one.

• 2:30:54Speaker 02

  I got a year.

• 2:30:54Speaker 05

  I got one.

• 2:30:55Speaker 02

  Full fucking year.

• 2:30:56Speaker 05

  I would come back if.

• 2:30:57Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 2:30:58Speaker 05

  I'd get a.

• 2:31:00Speaker 04

  A free apartment somewhere.

• 2:31:02Speaker 02

  Oh. Will you keep it?

• 2:31:04Speaker 05

  No, I'm joking. I'm not, I'm staying there, dude. I'm having a good time.

• 2:31:08Speaker 02

  Well, but what, it has to be something. What are you doing? The food sucks, the weather sucks.

• 2:31:11Speaker 05

  The food's amazing.

• 2:31:12Speaker 04

  Food's actually great.

• 2:31:12Speaker 05

  The food's great.

• 2:31:13Speaker 04

  The weather's great.

• 2:31:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. The weather hasn't rained once since I've been there.

• 2:31:16Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:31:17Speaker 04

  I like rain.

• 2:31:17Speaker 05

  Brooklyn, it's been awesome.

• 2:31:19Speaker 02

  Some of the best Indian food I've ever had in my life.

• 2:31:21Speaker 05

  Oh my god, it's awesome. I've been around the world ten times and cuisine.

• 2:31:24Speaker 04

  Indian food's phenomenal.

• 2:31:24Speaker 02

  Alright, alright.

• 2:31:25Speaker 04

  Sunday, Sunday rose. England has some phenomenal restaurants.

• 2:31:28Speaker 02

  They roll it up early over there. I did a show out there for like a month and you can't get food after like nine.

• 2:31:31Speaker 04

  Ends early.

• 2:31:32Speaker 05

  They do end early, because they all day drink.

• 2:31:34Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 2:31:35Speaker 04

  They all day drink.

• 2:31:35Speaker 02

  They start at six.

• 2:31:36Speaker 05

  What's the scenario?

• 2:31:37Speaker 02

  I day drink, I like, I like late night food.

• 2:31:39Speaker 05

  Dude, I love your enthusiasm.

• 2:31:41Speaker 02

  You got that right.

• 2:31:42Speaker 05

  I'm coming back a lot. Honestly, this is the only thing getting me back.

• 2:31:45Speaker 02

  Come on, let's do it once a month. You're unhappy. What would be the scenario? You look terrible.

• 2:31:49Speaker 05

  You're unhappy, you look bad.

• 2:31:50Speaker 02

  You look terrible.

• 2:31:50Speaker 05

  You're a piece of shit.

• 2:31:52Speaker 04

  I've had a rough go of it.

• 2:31:52Speaker 02

  You look sad. As I said before, you look like a homeless guy that got cleaned up. I bet your wife hates it.

• 2:31:56Speaker 04

  I've had a rough go of it.

• 2:31:57Speaker 05

  Your wife hates it, you look like shit.

• 2:31:58Speaker 02

  She hates it, right? She hates it.

• 2:31:59Speaker 05

  I've had a rough go.

• 2:32:00Speaker 02

  Come on, America, come back here. Your wife needs a cowboy hat. Ari, you look good, by the way. I bet she likes it more than the jungle.

• 2:32:06Speaker 04

  It's all the lagers.

• 2:32:07Speaker 05

  I saw you, I was like, you look good.

• 2:32:08Speaker 04

  I know, I need to lose at least a stone.

• 2:32:10Speaker 02

  Why? No! I'm telling you! You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. Ari's gotta go to the loo.

• 2:32:22Speaker 02

  There's no reason for you to be over there, it's ridiculous.

• 2:32:24Speaker 04

  The World Cup run was so fun. They made an executive order to keep pubs open late, so we could party.

• 2:32:29Speaker 05

  Later, there's fucking midnight.

• 2:32:30Speaker 02

  We do that every night.

• 2:32:31Speaker 05

  We're left at 5am.

• 2:32:33Speaker 02

  I gotta compromise. I gotta compromise.

• 2:32:35Speaker 05

  The Mexico game ruled.

• 2:32:36Speaker 02

  It was so fun.

• 2:32:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:32:38Speaker 02

  How about I fly you out every two months? Every two months, come do the club, hang out, have a good time. Free. You just come.

• 2:32:47Speaker 04

  That's possible.

• 2:32:47Speaker 02

  Come on, Jew face.

• 2:32:48Speaker 05

  What do you mean that's possible?

• 2:32:49Speaker 02

  And if you wanna, we have a condo.

• 2:32:50Speaker 05

  He's doing something incredibly nice, say yes.

• 2:32:52Speaker 02

  We also have a condo at the, the club condo, no one's using during the week. The club condo is amazing. It's pretty dope. We have a sick condo. So you could use that during the week. And your girl would be happy.

• 2:33:03Speaker 05

  I gotta, I gotta, oh god.

• 2:33:04Speaker 02

  She's sleeping in a barn right now in Wales. Every couple months, you have a free vacation to Austin. Oh!

• 2:33:10Speaker 05

  This is an intervention, dude. You're a fucking idiot.

• 2:33:13Speaker 02

  Right. Boarding, you just can hang out and you can do shows at the club.

• 2:33:17Speaker 05

  Wait till January, let me take my, dude, I am trying to stamp my American flag on England's soil.

• 2:33:23Speaker 02

  They don't want it, they're pushing you out there.

• 2:33:25Speaker 05

  I know.

• 2:33:26Speaker 02

  Look, Hicks already did it, Leary already did it, let it go.

• 2:33:29Speaker 04

  Stanho.

• 2:33:29Speaker 02

  Patrice. Yeah, Patrice did it. I forgot Patrice did it. How'd they turn out?

• 2:33:34Speaker 04

  Great.

• 2:33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:33:36Speaker 04

  Patrice died of a Snickers.

• 2:33:37Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Wait, what'd you say?

• 2:33:40Speaker 04

  Patrice died of a Snickers.

• 2:33:41Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, I heard something else. You don't need it.

• 2:33:47Speaker 04

  Um, no, it's, it's gonna be fun.

• 2:33:48Speaker 02

  You need to be around the comics.

• 2:33:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

• 2:33:51Speaker 02

  Good for you.

• 2:33:52Speaker 05

  I actually genuinely do support it.

• 2:33:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, it really.

• 2:33:54Speaker 05

  I really, I don't like you enough to be like, I hope he comes back.

• 2:33:57Speaker 04

  It's fun, I get pushed back, I get pushed back from crowds, it's actually like really good for me.

• 2:34:01Speaker 02

  You're doing top secret, what are you doing over there? Come back every couple months. And this way you get to see good and suck, good and suck, and you keep living in the suck and then eventually you're like, what am I doing? I'm 58 years old.

• 2:34:12Speaker 05

  You can, you know when you can get me?

• 2:34:14Speaker 02

  Go back and move to the nice place.

• 2:34:15Speaker 04

  Shane moved here, he goes, I think I moved to Austin, I was like, dude, it's April, you gotta wait till July. And he didn't wait. If you, if you have this conversation in December, you might get me.

• 2:34:24Speaker 02

  Listen, pussy, just get in the sauna every day, it doesn't mean shit. I, I was outside in the, in the shooting arrows for two hours today. I don't, I don't feel a thing.

• 2:34:34Speaker 02

  I don't give a fuck, it's 100 degrees, who cares? Drink water. It doesn't mean anything.

• 2:34:38Speaker 05

  It's, it's pretty hot, everywhere here.

• 2:34:41Speaker 02

  Just get in the sauna.

• 2:34:42Speaker 05

  I'm in New York now too, it's hot as fuck.

• 2:34:45Speaker 02

  This is humid. He's multi-city, do you understand this?

• 2:34:49Speaker 05

  You gotta wait for December.

• 2:34:50Speaker 02

  You can be multi-city too.

• 2:34:51Speaker 05

  It hasn't rained once in two months, it's been awesome.

• 2:34:53Speaker 02

  But you can be multi-city, you can be multi-city for free.

• 2:34:55Speaker 05

  Let's have more of these.

• 2:34:56Speaker 02

  I'm giving you an opportunity to be multi-city for free.

• 2:34:59Speaker 05

  Dude, I gotta get, sit there, I wanna say something to these people.

• 2:35:03Speaker 02

  We say something.

• 2:35:04Speaker 04

  I wanna say something, it's really important.

• 2:35:06Speaker 05

  You have nothing to say, shut up.

• 2:35:07Speaker 04

  I'm gonna tell you how to live your life.

• 2:35:08Speaker 05

  Shut the fuck up.

• 2:35:09Speaker 04

  I got a vasectomy and a dog.

• 2:35:12Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up.

• 2:35:13Speaker 04

  I don't have anything to say, who the fuck has something to say?

• 2:35:15Speaker 02

  How the fuck do you have something to say? I don't have anything to say, I'm the number one podcast in the world.

• 2:35:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, shut up.

• 2:35:19Speaker 02

  I don't have a, a thing to say to people.

• 2:35:21Speaker 04

  You said it.

• 2:35:22Speaker 02

  I don't have shit to say to people, it just, it happens.

• 2:35:24Speaker 05

  You got a lot to say.

• 2:35:25Speaker 02

  It happens, but I don't ever say I have something to say.

• 2:35:29Speaker 05

  What do you wanna tell the people of England?

• 2:35:31Speaker 04

  America's way better than you.

• 2:35:33Speaker 02

  Oh, well then come back. They already know. Come back then. They already know.

• 2:35:36Speaker 05

  You gotta put it in their face.

• 2:35:37Speaker 02

  You're Shafir Starmer. You bombed Gaza. Free Palestine. You need to go onstage every night with a Free Palestine t-shirt.

• 2:35:44Speaker 04

  When I go there, because there's a lot of Free Palestine there, and I'm like, but you guys, you controlled it before Israel, like, you could have done it.

• 2:35:51Speaker 05

  Ah, you said it.

• 2:35:52Speaker 02

  What are you gonna get, a cup of tea? Listen, listen, listen, let that go.

• 2:35:58Speaker 05

  Stop, yeah, stop covering up for your country's actions.

• 2:36:00Speaker 02

  It's so funny, you feared better in the jungle.

• 2:36:02Speaker 05

  Why don't you put a box on your head, faggot?

• 2:36:04Speaker 02

  He killed in the jungle, he was great in South America.

• 2:36:07Speaker 04

  I was having a great time in the worst hostels.

• 2:36:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, what'd you do? You lit the jungle on fire?

• 2:36:12Speaker 02

  You lit the jungle on fire. Biggest empire.

• 2:36:14Speaker 04

  Legitimate, I take 13 hour buses, I'm rolling with it, fine, and then I get to England, they're like, just make it hard for fucking immigrants.

• 2:36:19Speaker 02

  Well, it's hilarious you tell me, they kicked out of Nicaragua.

• 2:36:22Speaker 05

  They kicked me out of Nicaragua.

• 2:36:24Speaker 02

  They kicked him out of Nicaragua because they thought he was a fucking press guy.

• 2:36:27Speaker 05

  Because of you, because of my relationship to you!

• 2:36:29Speaker 02

  Ah, Nicaragua, please.

• 2:36:30Speaker 05

  They looked me up, like, what's this, Ho, Hogan? Now we're rolling.

• 2:36:38Speaker 04

  They were calling and looking, Googling me, I'm like, don't put in Joe and Ari, I'm fucked. As soon as they're like, what's this experience thing? I'm like, I'll, I'll leave.

• 2:36:47Speaker 02

  Patrice O'Neil's in Nicaragua. Oh, you son of a bitch, that was a hard G. That was a hard G. Cut that G. That was a hard G. It's a great country. He's a great comic.

• 2:36:59Speaker 05

  Hey, Ari, could you hit me with those?

• 2:37:01Speaker 02

  Ari, every two months, free.

• 2:37:03Speaker 05

  I'm in.

• 2:37:04Speaker 02

  Let's go!

• 2:37:05Speaker 05

  We gotta start, we gotta start in the winter, but I, alright, can I say this?

• 2:37:08Speaker 02

  Your lady's gonna love it. Thursday night show, Ari and friends. We have air conditioning here. That'll pay for all your expenses.

• 2:37:15Speaker 05

  Alright, what about this?

• 2:37:15Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 2:37:16Speaker 05

  What about September 4th?

• 2:37:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:37:18Speaker 05

  Kanye, in Chicago.

• 2:37:20Speaker 04

  But that's like two weeks from now.

• 2:37:21Speaker 05

  Ah, fuck, you're such a bitch.

• 2:37:23Speaker 02

  What are you, that's a month from now.

• 2:37:24Speaker 05

  It's a six hour flight, dude, I thought it was nothing.

• 2:37:25Speaker 02

  Today's August 12th.

• 2:37:27Speaker 05

  I thought you said it was nothing, you texted it was nothing.

• 2:37:29Speaker 04

  I just find a par, yeah, okay, I'm in.

• 2:37:31Speaker 02

  Okay, nevermind, okay, nevermind.

• 2:37:32Speaker 05

  Now you're not invited.

• 2:37:33Speaker 02

  Fuck, you're a shitbag apartment with lukewarm water.

• 2:37:36Speaker 04

  If it's a red flash to Chicago, I'm in.

• 2:37:38Speaker 02

  Did they even let you fucking take showers over there?

• 2:37:40Speaker 04

  Bro, legit, honestly, I have had diarrhea for five months from a parasite I got in Brazil, I'm not having a great time.

• 2:37:47Speaker 02

  Why don't you take ivermectin? How's the blood clinic? Yeah.

• 2:37:50Speaker 04

  I'm in.

• 2:37:50Speaker 02

  It's an antiparasitical.

• 2:37:51Speaker 04

  Hey, can I tell you this? When I, when I went, when I got whatever, Covid for the first time, I contacted somebody, I was in Florida, you're like, perfect, they got monoclonal, something like that.

• 2:38:01Speaker 02

  Monoclonal antibodies.

• 2:38:02Speaker 04

  And then I was like, I called somebody, I was like, hey, um, they're like, you should take ivermectin, and I was like, I already have some. They're like, okay, it comes in fours or eights, and I was like, well, I have sixes, and I was like, they're like, where'd you get six milligrams? And I was like, my friend? And they're like, what? Where'd you get six milligram ones? I'm getting the numbers on, but they were like, I was my friend, I was like, is his name Joe? And they're like, yeah.

• 2:38:24Speaker 02

  I had boxes of it, I bought it from India.

• 2:38:27Speaker 04

  I remember that.

• 2:38:27Speaker 02

  I literally bought like a case of ivermectin.

• 2:38:29Speaker 04

  You get a billion for two nickels.

• 2:38:31Speaker 02

  Dude, I still have it.

• 2:38:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:38:33Speaker 02

  I still have boxes of ivermectin.

• 2:38:35Speaker 04

  You're like my parents with flour, I was there during Covid, and I was like, you guys like, get all this flour, like, oh no, there's this sale like two months ago.

• 2:38:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, the crazy thing is, I was right. You got, you got fucked on that one. There's studies on it now. I was right.

• 2:38:49Speaker 04

  Wait, would ivermectin clear my parasite?

• 2:38:50Speaker 02

  100%, that's what it's for. Not if it's from India. It's an antiparasitical. I mean, I don't know if it's the one to clear up whatever the fuck you have, what you should get is checked out by a doctor.

• 2:39:00Speaker 04

  Check out a doctor, yeah.

• 2:39:01Speaker 02

  But meanwhile, over there, you have to wait for a fucking year for a doctor.

• 2:39:04Speaker 04

  It ain't great here either.

• 2:39:06Speaker 02

  What are you talking about? If you have money, it's awesome.

• 2:39:08Speaker 04

  What?

• 2:39:08Speaker 02

  It's free over there at least.

• 2:39:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I gotta get on it, I don't know.

• 2:39:11Speaker 02

  I'll send you to my doctor, it'll take you three seconds to get in.

• 2:39:15Speaker 04

  Do it then, pussy.

• 2:39:15Speaker 02

  What the fuck are we talking about?

• 2:39:16Speaker 04

  Do it then, don't talk about it, do it.

• 2:39:17Speaker 02

  Why don't you tell me? Why don't you just tell me you have parasites, I'll hook you up.

• 2:39:21Speaker 05

  Wait, are we curing diarrhea now?

• 2:39:23Speaker 02

  I'll cure diarrhea, I don't give a fuck.

• 2:39:25Speaker 05

  I've had diarrhea for 10 years.

• 2:39:26Speaker 02

  I don't have one log.

• 2:39:28Speaker 05

  In five months.

• 2:39:29Speaker 02

  Damn, don't get in the hot tub. They don't allow it. You need to eat only meat.

• 2:39:34Speaker 04

  I'll try that.

• 2:39:35Speaker 05

  No, that gives you nothing but diarrhea, dude.

• 2:39:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:39:38Speaker 02

  No, in the beginning.

• 2:39:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:39:39Speaker 02

  And then after a while, your body adjusts.

• 2:39:40Speaker 05

  We did the carnivore diet, me and Matt, we did it for a month.

• 2:39:43Speaker 02

  Wow, the first couple weeks are disturbing.

• 2:39:46Speaker 05

  I was delirious, we'd go onstage, me and Matt would backstage, I was like, dude, bro, I can't think, dude, this is, we were both like, dude, I've never been more tired in my life.

• 2:39:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I miss it.

• 2:39:55Speaker 05

  I haven't even had diarrhea.

• 2:39:57Speaker 02

  I miss it.

• 2:39:58Speaker 04

  You've had nothing?

• 2:39:58Speaker 05

  Water.

• 2:39:59Speaker 02

  Oh, no. The only thing that holds me back, it was the grossest. That's bad. The only thing that holds me back from the carnivore diet is the Guinea and me. The Guinea and me just wants spaghetti and pasta and pizza, like last night, I had a steak and cheese. Woo!

• 2:40:13Speaker 04

  Steak and cheese.

• 2:40:14Speaker 02

  What is that local company, the, these guys have a food truck in Austin, they have steak and cheese? Yeah, the Philly guys. So legit. They have a truck? A pasta truck? No, Philly cheesesteak truck. Oh. It's so good, it's so good, their cheesesteaks are so fucking legit.

• 2:40:32Speaker 05

  I think they're Jersey and Philly.

• 2:40:33Speaker 02

  What is it, Jamie?

• 2:40:36Speaker 02

  What is it? I don't know. You gotta use a microphone, buddy.

• 2:40:38Speaker 03

  R and Bs, I don't know.

• 2:40:40Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 2:40:40Speaker 05

  I think that actually is it.

• 2:40:42Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 2:40:42Speaker 02

  See if you can find it, because uh-

• 2:40:44Speaker 04

  I think that's it.

• 2:40:44Speaker 02

  I know I followed them.

• 2:40:46Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 2:40:46Speaker 02

  There it is, bro.

• 2:40:47Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I've eaten there.

• 2:40:48Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, it is so- I've eaten it-

• 2:40:50Speaker 04

  It's okay to feel good.

• 2:40:52Speaker 02

  Shane can speak on this, cuz you're a Philly guy, but th- those dudes, and they came to the green room last night. It is fucking phenomenal steak and cheese.

• 2:41:01Speaker 03

  Alright, Chris and Boo.

• 2:41:02Speaker 05

  It's hard to find one around here.

• 2:41:04Speaker 03

  That's a good one.

• 2:41:05Speaker 02

  But it's phenomenal.

• 2:41:06Speaker 03

  Ooh, look at that.

• 2:41:07Speaker 02

  Just the right amount of spice to it. I'm telling you, these guys, they do it right. And they know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. And they're young guys, and they're cool as fuck. They brought it to the green room last night. We all had some. They- they bring in like a case of them to the green room.

• 2:41:21Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 2:41:22Speaker 02

  They're so good, dude.

• 2:41:23Speaker 03

  You can't get that in England.

• 2:41:24Speaker 02

  I could need it before I went on stage.

• 2:41:25Speaker 04

  You go in there hungry, and you're just like, please be something to the right.

• 2:41:27Speaker 03

  I know. There's a box of burgers.

• 2:41:29Speaker 02

  There's eighty hamburgers. It's another thing to entice you. Oh, we have seven. Another thing to entice you. If you are ever at the club, and you want something, all you have to do is just ask, and they will deliver it.

• 2:41:43Speaker 03

  Good to know.

• 2:41:44Speaker 02

  You want steaks from Eddie B's?

• 2:41:46Speaker 04

  When you're at that club, you feel like Oprah. You just like, reach out, and somebody puts whatever you want in your hand. It's like tissue, or fucking tea, or anything.

• 2:41:52Speaker 03

  You get a slider, you get a slider.

• 2:41:54Speaker 02

  Ah, whatever you want, just ask for it, and you can get it.

• 2:41:57Speaker 04

  Can I say at minimum, the best is just, hey, pour your own drinks. You're a fucking adult. There's just a bunch of mixtures, go do whatever.

• 2:42:04Speaker 02

  Oh, the drinks at the bar?

• 2:42:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:42:06Speaker 02

  Well, we, I- I wanted it, I wanted us to have a bar.

• 2:42:09Speaker 04

  I don't wanna bother a bartender, just let me, I know it's free, just-

• 2:42:12Speaker 03

  You don't wanna tip.

• 2:42:13Speaker 02

  But there's that.

• 2:42:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, fair. You got me on that one.

• 2:42:17Speaker 02

  But there's that too. If you want a margarita, you can ask for a margarita.

• 2:42:20Speaker 03

  That's true. You can't make a marg-

• 2:42:22Speaker 02

  Whatever you want. If you want a pizza and a margarita, they'll get it to you in twenty minutes.

• 2:42:27Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 2:42:28Speaker 02

  Whatever the fuck you want. Whatever you need. There's a pizza place right next door. They'll just get you a pizza, they'll come back.

• 2:42:34Speaker 04

  Bro.

• 2:42:34Speaker 03

  Somebody give me a-

• 2:42:35Speaker 02

  It's not the best.

• 2:42:36Speaker 04

  It's not the best. I've legitimately seen homeless people turn down slices from there. It's not even a lie. They go, nah dude, nah.

• 2:42:44Speaker 02

  Ah. Yeah.

• 2:42:46Speaker 04

  Rapolos.

• 2:42:47Speaker 02

  I thought about buying that place.

• 2:42:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, bury it.

• 2:42:50Speaker 02

  I thought about buying it and putting it in like a legit, high level pizza place.

• 2:42:55Speaker 04

  Put in a vomitorium instead, it'll be better for the community.

• 2:42:59Speaker 05

  Sixth Street is a fucking vomitorium.

• 2:43:00Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 2:43:01Speaker 05

  Sixth Street blows.

• 2:43:02Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 2:43:03Speaker 04

  Sixth Street blows, dude.

• 2:43:04Speaker 03

  Well, you got security out there.

• 2:43:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's also, it's like, I love being in the middle of the shit.

• 2:43:09Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 2:43:10Speaker 02

  Ugh. It's part of why I like putting that club there.

• 2:43:13Speaker 04

  It's funny, you're in there, it's an oasis.

• 2:43:14Speaker 02

  First of all, it helps the rest of the neighborhood, it really does. Cuz it brings in a bunch of people that are there to have a good time, they're spending money. The pizza place is probably killing it because of that. The Mexican joint next door is probably killing it because of the club.

• 2:43:28Speaker 04

  I like getting drunk on Sixth Street.

• 2:43:29Speaker 02

  The fucking, the- the food trucks are the move, dude. The food trucks on Sixth Street are incredible.

• 2:43:34Speaker 04

  No, Fifth and Fourth is where they're good.

• 2:43:36Speaker 02

  Seventh.

• 2:43:37Speaker 03

  Seven, that's a great ones.

• 2:43:38Speaker 02

  Over by the creek. On the way to the creek, there's some fucking, there's a burger place that's legit as fuck up there.

• 2:43:44Speaker 04

  Taco House. If you want diarrhea, if you already got a parasite, look no further than Taco House.

• 2:43:48Speaker 02

  So where'd you get a parasite in Brazil?

• 2:43:49Speaker 04

  I think my last day, street meat.

• 2:43:51Speaker 02

  Drinking river water, you motherfucker.

• 2:43:53Speaker 03

  Here we got the lettuce. Everybody's saying the lettuce is bad here.

• 2:43:56Speaker 02

  What are you doing with your fingers?

• 2:43:57Speaker 03

  You know, whatever this is.

• 2:43:58Speaker 02

  Fuck is this? Is this the new sign language?

• 2:44:01Speaker 03

  Every time I open Twitter, it's like, we got a new anal parasite.

• 2:44:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, lettuce is not good for you, she need only meat.

• 2:44:08Speaker 05

  I knew it.

• 2:44:10Speaker 02

  Carnivore style.

• 2:44:12Speaker 05

  I've always known.

• 2:44:12Speaker 02

  Let's go. Let's go.

• 2:44:14Speaker 03

  Let us pray.

• 2:44:16Speaker 02

  I was in Italy, and I- I ate so much that I almost died.

• 2:44:20Speaker 03

  It's better over there, you can eat bread in Italy.

• 2:44:22Speaker 02

  You can, but you can only eat so much.

• 2:44:24Speaker 04

  And then you push yourself.

• 2:44:25Speaker 02

  If you- you push yourself to the gl- I- with me, with pizza is like Shane with beer. I can get to a strange point where you're like, there's no way a human can really consume that much pizza.

• 2:44:36Speaker 03

  You're not gonna fuck a fat chick after. They need a rigatoni.

• 2:44:41Speaker 04

  Don't talk about your mom like that.

• 2:44:44Speaker 03

  Hey, she's in a wheelchair, goddamn it.

• 2:44:45Speaker 02

  This is dad now.

• 2:44:47Speaker 05

  Perfect.

• 2:44:48Speaker 03

  Well, watch out.

• 2:44:49Speaker 04

  Perfect, she can't run.

• 2:44:52Speaker 03

  This is Larry Flynt. But, uh, watch out, that killed Gandolfini. What?

• 2:44:57Speaker 04

  Your mom's in a wheelchair.

• 2:44:59Speaker 03

  Recently. I hit up my car.

• 2:45:02Speaker 04

  I fucked her too hard.

• 2:45:05Speaker 02

  No disrespect for James Gandolfini.

• 2:45:07Speaker 04

  If she's in a wheelchair.

• 2:45:07Speaker 03

  No, no, no, she's got a bum leg, but she's good.

• 2:45:10Speaker 02

  James Gandolfini and I were dealing very different digestive systems.

• 2:45:14Speaker 03

  I'm talking about that too. She's been dead for thirty years.

• 2:45:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can consume them. I can consume some fucking food.

• 2:45:19Speaker 04

  That wasn't the girl that got James.

• 2:45:21Speaker 03

  That was a ro- that was a roam though.

• 2:45:23Speaker 04

  Coke, living a fucking horrible-

• 2:45:24Speaker 02

  Coke and the booze.

• 2:45:25Speaker 04

  Living in a character, it was awful.

• 2:45:26Speaker 03

  He ate like seventeen oysters, thirty-eight.

• 2:45:28Speaker 04

  And then did coke.

• 2:45:29Speaker 03

  Oh, was it coke?

• 2:45:30Speaker 02

  Oh, he did, it's on a coke.

• 2:45:31Speaker 04

  And drank and did coke.

• 2:45:32Speaker 03

  Oh, his list of, the menu is- his receipt is on the internet.

• 2:45:35Speaker 02

  I've seen their receipt, it's- No, he did a ton of coke.

• 2:45:38Speaker 03

  It's actually not that crazy, it's like lobster, lobster claws.

• 2:45:40Speaker 02

  It's everything. Everything you want in life. Like, the guy was living the right, like, I- I don't think he should have died young, cuz it would've been awesome to see him be alive.

• 2:45:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:45:49Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 2:45:49Speaker 02

  But fuck, that guy did it.

• 2:45:51Speaker 04

  Joe, when Joe started making money, he had to have an intervention. His business manager and his manager, they're like, dude, you have a gambling addiction, you're just getting started your career. You can't let gambling get, and he's like, I don't gamble. He's like, five bucks on pool once in a while. I'm like, dude, clearly, we've looked at your finances, how are you spending this much? He goes, oh, I eat lobster every day.

• 2:46:11Speaker 02

  Bro, when I first got my development deal, I was eating lobster and steak every night, and I was taking my boys out. I was like, let's go. I would treat everybody.

• 2:46:20Speaker 03

  You're like a rapper.

• 2:46:21Speaker 02

  I had a hundred and fifty thousand dollars when I was twenty-five years old. Like, this is the craziest thing, and I was poor my whole life. And I was like, let's go. Sussman was like, you- you, I think you have a gambling problem. I'm like, what? Cuz he knew I was playing pool every night. I was like, what, no, I'm alright with that.

• 2:46:37Speaker 04

  Sussman would never spend that much on record stuff.

• 2:46:39Speaker 02

  I'm like, bro, I'm living like a baller.

• 2:46:42Speaker 03

  I think Tim Dillon's like that. He's, the- the food and the jets are his thing.

• 2:46:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, but he's rich. I was not really rich. I had a hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

• 2:46:51Speaker 04

  You were a fresh out of college, rich. First job, rich.

• 2:46:54Speaker 02

  Barely went to college. It was, I was a dumbass. I was a dumbass with an enormous amount of money for no reason.

• 2:47:00Speaker 03

  Damn, you're on TV.

• 2:47:01Speaker 02

  Cuz I was boy pretty at twenty-five.

• 2:47:03Speaker 04

  Hardball?

• 2:47:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, those hardball days. And so, like, I just spent, I- I was like, look, my thought was like, if this goes away, I should make the most out of it. Fuck, like, portioning it off so I could live okay for fucking fifteen years. Fuck that, let's go.

• 2:47:21Speaker 04

  You were boy pretty. Did anyone ever try to suck you in Hollywood? Oh yeah.

• 2:47:25Speaker 03

  Ooh, yeah.

• 2:47:25Speaker 04

  You never got invited to a pool party?

• 2:47:27Speaker 02

  One comedian, uh, but it was at Montreal. A comedian at Montreal, I literally had to tell him I was gonna stomp a hole in his chest.

• 2:47:33Speaker 04

  What?

• 2:47:34Speaker 02

  Big Jay. He kept touching me. He kept touching me and hitting on, he was drunk and kept touching me, and I was like, hey, you touch me one more time, I'm gonna stomp a fucking hole in your chest.

• 2:47:43Speaker 04

  No way.

• 2:47:43Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 2:47:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it got gross. Cuz it was like, two in the morning was one of those deals. And it was, uh, at the Montreal Comedy Festival. It was a gay comedian who's been like, hyper aggressive.

• 2:47:53Speaker 03

  Is he still, still working?

• 2:47:55Speaker 02

  I don't really remember his last name.

• 2:47:57Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 2:47:58Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 2:47:59Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 2:47:59Speaker 02

  No, it wasn't him. But he's, that was the thing with him too.

• 2:48:03Speaker 03

  You think about a Boston comic?

• 2:48:05Speaker 02

  He got beat up by a guy in Hawaii, that guy.

• 2:48:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:48:08Speaker 02

  Got beat up by a guy in Hawaii, and Don Marrero was like, what happened to you? And he's like, oh, some guy beat me up, and he's like, oh, what the fuck, that's terrible. And then, he goes, and then I got the whole story.

• 2:48:20Speaker 02

  He got a little lit, hit on a regular guy.

• 2:48:24Speaker 04

  Dude, that guy would be in the back, when there was a new, like, twenty-one year old door guy was on stage, he would just be in the back going like-

• 2:48:30Speaker 02

  Well, to me, that was like, the first time that I ever felt like a, well, wasn't, I didn't feel like a woman, because I could kill the guy. So there was a thing- But it was also like, the thing about like, a man being aggressive sexually towards you, where you didn't, there was like, there was, you're no, there's not a chance you're gonna convince me-

• 2:48:48Speaker 04

  Right.

• 2:48:49Speaker 02

  That I don't wanna go upstairs with you, like, this is crazy. But it was the aggressiveness of it that I was like, ooh, this has gotta be awful.

• 2:48:55Speaker 03

  So weird for a, cuz a gay guy can just go get laid so easily.

• 2:48:58Speaker 02

  Not in Canada, I mean, this is in the nineties in Canada.

• 2:49:01Speaker 04

  But they want what they want.

• 2:49:02Speaker 03

  They got gay bars.

• 2:49:04Speaker 04

  Some guy tried to jerk me off in the back of a bus in Vietnam.

• 2:49:06Speaker 02

  Tried? How far'd he get?

• 2:49:08Speaker 04

  He got, he touched my dick, and so I was like, dude, no.

• 2:49:11Speaker 02

  Actually, under the pants?

• 2:49:13Speaker 04

  Not over the pants.

• 2:49:14Speaker 03

  Oh, I had a guy, I had a guy give me a stroke in a party bus once.

• 2:49:17Speaker 02

  Really? Gave him the whole stroke?

• 2:49:19Speaker 03

  In high school, I was getting blown by a girl on a party bus. And a guy went up and just gave me like a full hand.

• 2:49:25Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, how did he get the girl's face away from your cock?

• 2:49:27Speaker 03

  He said something, and she went, huh? And then he grabbed my dick and did like a stroke.

• 2:49:32Speaker 02

  He fucking juke'd her.

• 2:49:35Speaker 04

  Did he do this story?

• 2:49:36Speaker 03

  I was on a party bus in- in high school, remember those party buses?

• 2:49:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, me and party buses.

• 2:49:40Speaker 03

  And, uh, we put all our money together, we rented a party bus, I was getting-

• 2:49:43Speaker 02

  Can I borrow your sunglasses?

• 2:49:44Speaker 03

  Blown by a lady in the back of the bus, like Rosa Parks. And, uh, this, he said something, and she popped her head up, and he gave me a full stroke.

• 2:49:52Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 2:49:53Speaker 03

  And I was like, ah, and I pushed him, and then was like, that was weird, and then she went back.

• 2:49:57Speaker 04

  He was like, I don't care, I got the stroke.

• 2:49:59Speaker 03

  It was a goof, it was a goof.

• 2:50:00Speaker 05

  Very funny goof.

• 2:50:01Speaker 03

  What if, what if he fucking-

• 2:50:02Speaker 02

  What if you popped at that moment?

• 2:50:06Speaker 04

  You're hard, you're hard, and I touched you, you'd lose it.

• 2:50:09Speaker 02

  What if she was blowing you when you were on the edge, and this guy gave you a stroke, and you were like a broken fire hydrant, just boom.

• 2:50:19Speaker 03

  It was the late nineties.

• 2:50:21Speaker 02

  The windows.

• 2:50:22Speaker 03

  It's a different time, that was normal back then. Gay humor was fun, he's a marine now, that guy. You sure he's not in the Navy?

• 2:50:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, boy, I remember those broke days. One time I did a club, you ever do the Funny Farm in Youngstown, Ohio?

• 2:50:38Speaker 04

  I did not.

• 2:50:39Speaker 03

  It was a real shit box.

• 2:50:41Speaker 02

  I did, Youngstown, was it the place that was connected to a club?

• 2:50:44Speaker 03

  It was.

• 2:50:45Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:50:46Speaker 03

  And the hotel was horrific.

• 2:50:47Speaker 02

  It was connected, I did do it. The hotel's connected to a, the club's connect, the comedy club's connected to like a nightclub. And then the late show, the fucking music plays, and it's impossible.

• 2:50:57Speaker 03

  That was it, that was it.

• 2:50:58Speaker 02

  It's impossible, you're on stage, it's like-

• 2:51:01Speaker 04

  What does this have to do with the guy's jacket? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get back to the real-

• 2:51:05Speaker 03

  I was just talking about the four days.

• 2:51:06Speaker 04

  They scale.

• 2:51:07Speaker 05

  Let's not talk about shitty clubs, let's talk about you getting stroked by guys.

• 2:51:10Speaker 03

  Oh, alright, well, yeah, the guy jerked me off.

• 2:51:12Speaker 04

  Was that the only other time?

• 2:51:12Speaker 02

  All the way?

• 2:51:14Speaker 03

  No, no, just one, one pump.

• 2:51:15Speaker 02

  The same guy? Same story?

• 2:51:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm going back to that story.

• 2:51:19Speaker 02

  If it keeps happening, you gotta go, hey.

• 2:51:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:51:21Speaker 04

  This is habitual.

• 2:51:23Speaker 02

  This is odd.

• 2:51:24Speaker 03

  One stroke.

• 2:51:25Speaker 02

  This is odd, it keeps coming up, I mean, keep getting stroked.

• 2:51:28Speaker 03

  But yeah, the Funny Farm, one of my first headlining gigs, you know, it was three people in the audience, but the guy goes, the owner goes, hey, you wanna, you wanna a meal? I was like, oh my god, I wanna a meal, of course. And he goes, get the swordfish, it's amazing, you gotta get the swordfish. I was like, oh my god, swordfish.

• 2:51:44Speaker 05

  Swordfish in Youngstown, Ohio.

• 2:51:47Speaker 04

  Talking about a boat.

• 2:51:48Speaker 02

  She's been in a truck for a month.

• 2:51:52Speaker 03

  But you know, when you're broke, it's like Swordfish, it's like exotic. You're like, oh my god, I gotta have this. And I was like, okay, thanks. And he goes, there's a great wine, it pairs well with the Swordfish, because it was attached to a club kind of restaurant thing. So I was like, oh, alright. And I drank like, you know, a bottle and a half of wine, Swordfish, couple beers, and he gave me the bill.

• 2:52:10Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 2:52:12Speaker 03

  He was charging me.

• 2:52:13Speaker 02

  No fucking way.

• 2:52:14Speaker 03

  I was getting paid like four hundred dollars for the weekend. The bill was like three eighty. Yeah. What? Those were the days.

• 2:52:22Speaker 02

  So, why did you think it was free?

• 2:52:25Speaker 03

  Because the owner was going, hey, get this. He was upselling me on shit.

• 2:52:28Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 2:52:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got fucked.

• 2:52:31Speaker 02

  So he just didn't want to pay you?

• 2:52:33Speaker 04

  I bet that was a can of...

• 2:52:33Speaker 02

  He didn't want to pay you, because he's not even giving you a discounted rate for the meals?

• 2:52:38Speaker 03

  No, no half off, no nothing.

• 2:52:40Speaker 02

  And you were performing that night? That's crazy.

• 2:52:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, the whole weekend.

• 2:52:43Speaker 04

  Diaz, I was going to Jacksonville.

• 2:52:45Speaker 03

  I was like, what the fuck, man? I didn't know it was, I thought it was free. And he's like, free? It's Swordfish.

• 2:52:51Speaker 02

  And so how did it play out?

• 2:52:53Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 2:52:54Speaker 02

  How did it play out?

• 2:52:55Speaker 03

  I had to pay the guy, and then he, you know, gave me a check for four hundred bucks at the end of the weekend. But the Swordfish shit was like three hundred bucks.

• 2:53:02Speaker 02

  And the whole weekend was four hundred bucks?

• 2:53:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:53:05Speaker 02

  Wow, what a scumbag.

• 2:53:08Speaker 04

  So many scummy owners.

• 2:53:09Speaker 03

  I mean, everybody's got those stories with a, what's that one story? I think, I think it's a Joe List story, where he tried to get paid, and the guy just put a gun on the table, and he's like, alright, I'll see you later.

• 2:53:18Speaker 02

  Oh, I had a guy who I worked for.

• 2:53:20Speaker 04

  Same thing, yeah.

• 2:53:21Speaker 02

  Who didn't pay me, and then when he did pay me, he was a mob guy, and when he did pay me, he paid me quite a bit less.

• 2:53:27Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:53:27Speaker 02

  And I said, what the fuck? I said, this is not what I was supposed to get. He goes, you should be kinda happy with what you're getting.

• 2:53:33Speaker 03

  Ah, there you go.

• 2:53:34Speaker 02

  And I was like, alright, we're done. Alright. I took the money, I was like, alright, guess I'm never working here again. And he calls me up, tried to get me to work at the club. I go, the last time you fucked me, you told me, he's like, come on.

• 2:53:44Speaker 04

  I would've worked there again in a second.

• 2:53:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did fight for him last week.

• 2:53:48Speaker 02

  This same guy, this same guy.

• 2:53:49Speaker 04

  He's gonna fuck me.

• 2:53:50Speaker 02

  It was in New Haven, Connecticut.

• 2:53:52Speaker 04

  Let's talk for it.

• 2:53:52Speaker 02

  The same guy, I saw, I saw him beat a guy with his shoe.

• 2:53:57Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 2:53:57Speaker 02

  He pulled his shoe off, and you know, like those slippery, like nice dress shoes.

• 2:54:01Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:54:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it's got the leather with the wood, the wooden heel. He's beating the guy in the face with his fucking shoe, there's blood all over his shirt. It was crazy.

• 2:54:10Speaker 03

  Woo, shoo jitsu.

• 2:54:11Speaker 02

  Same guy.

• 2:54:12Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 2:54:13Speaker 02

  So this guy, I was like, okay.

• 2:54:15Speaker 03

  Was that Joker's Wild?

• 2:54:16Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:54:16Speaker 03

  I know that club. That was very mob run. I did that one too, I got the Swordfish.

• 2:54:21Speaker 02

  New Haven's a wild place. New Haven, Connecticut is a wild place.

• 2:54:24Speaker 03

  Good pizza, bad...

• 2:54:25Speaker 02

  Lot of Italians. Lot of Italians. Some of the best fucking pizza on earth.

• 2:54:29Speaker 03

  Pepe's.

• 2:54:29Speaker 02

  Like Dave Portnoy, when he talks about pizza, he's like, talks about New Haven style pizza.

• 2:54:34Speaker 03

  Sally's?

• 2:54:35Speaker 02

  Oh, there's too many.

• 2:54:36Speaker 04

  Frank Pepe's is...

• 2:54:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:54:38Speaker 02

  One of my best friends, one of my best friends, Tommy Junior, he's from...

• 2:54:41Speaker 04

  Tommy Junior?

• 2:54:42Speaker 03

  Tommy Junior?

• 2:54:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love those clubs where like, they fuck you, and you're just like, I'll take it, and I'm just not gonna work here again.

• 2:54:47Speaker 03

  What are you gonna do? Yeah.

• 2:54:48Speaker 02

  Well, that's what I did with that guy. I never worked there again. He tried to get me to work there again, like, and then he tried to get, get me to work there after I'd been on news radio. I'm like, bro. It's over.

• 2:54:58Speaker 03

  And you wanna go, hey, I'm half a whop over here.

• 2:54:59Speaker 02

  Fucking didn't pay me, man. You didn't fucking pay me.

• 2:55:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:55:03Speaker 02

  That's crazy. And also, you beat a guy with a shoe.

• 2:55:06Speaker 03

  What was the scenario there?

• 2:55:08Speaker 02

  He broke his nose. I don't remember. I think the guy was heckling, and he was drunk, and, and...

• 2:55:13Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 2:55:13Speaker 02

  This dude, I don't wanna say his name. This dude just pulled his fucking shoe off, and he's beating this guy in the face with the heel of his shoe.

• 2:55:19Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 2:55:19Speaker 02

  I remember thinking, I never would've thought of that. But I never wear shoes like that. I wear shoes that like lace up, but he just, he slipped that thing right off of his foot and used it as a weapon.

• 2:55:29Speaker 03

  I mean, the heel on that is rock hard.

• 2:55:31Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a fucking piece of wood.

• 2:55:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:55:32Speaker 02

  You know, he beat the guy's nose. He beat him on the nose with the heel, the shoe. Yeah, just grabbed the tip of the toe and just fucking whack, whack, and blood was everywhere, it was spraying off. His shirt was white, and it was a splattered blood all over it.

• 2:55:47Speaker 04

  The guy who was like, oh, we're not allowed to laugh?

• 2:55:49Speaker 02

  And then he had to run from the cops.

• 2:55:50Speaker 04

  Sorry, I got kicked out for laughing too loud.

• 2:55:52Speaker 03

  I was helping.

• 2:55:53Speaker 02

  I was just helping the show.

• 2:55:55Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:55:55Speaker 04

  I was laughing too loud.

• 2:55:56Speaker 03

  Well, what's the Chappelle thing?

• 2:55:58Speaker 04

  I think it was the same thing.

• 2:55:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:56:00Speaker 04

  Like, literally, he came into the guy's office, and he was like young, and like, where the fuck's my money, man? And they put a gun on the table.

• 2:56:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:56:07Speaker 04

  We'll figure it out.

• 2:56:08Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:56:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess we'll...

• 2:56:10Speaker 02

  Well, that's Richard Pryor in one of his specials.

• 2:56:13Speaker 04

  Uh, I mean, it must've happened.

• 2:56:15Speaker 02

  It happens. It happened to me. It happens. Like, he fucked me. He fi...

• 2:56:20Speaker 04

  I wasn't even noticing if I got fucked.

• 2:56:22Speaker 02

  But I knew how much I was supposed to get. It wasn't a lot of money. I wasn't nobody.

• 2:56:26Speaker 04

  Give me three hundred bucks.

• 2:56:27Speaker 03

  Right, right.

• 2:56:28Speaker 02

  Bro, I was nobody back then. Also, it was like one of the worst clubs to work, in terms of like, like crowd control, there was zero, zero. Everybody was nuts.

• 2:56:35Speaker 04

  What about, what about that Chinese place in, in Massachusetts?

• 2:56:39Speaker 02

  You remember that place?

• 2:56:41Speaker 04

  Do you know people just go, they're eating, they're wrapping up their food while you're on, somebody comes on stage and like, takes a selfie with you?

• 2:56:48Speaker 02

  No, it wasn't a Caloon, it was the place in western Massachusetts, right?

• 2:56:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:56:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. It was the place like way out in the middle of nowhere. We only did one show there.

• 2:56:55Speaker 04

  They would just come on stage, and be like, we're getting a selfie, and you're like, dude.

• 2:56:58Speaker 02

  I think it's a Bloomingdale's place. There's a Bloomingdale's gig.

• 2:57:01Speaker 04

  One of those again, too. Don't leave. We're all just gone.

• 2:57:05Speaker 02

  Me and Norman are hanging strong.

• 2:57:07Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 2:57:09Speaker 02

  What are you talking about, bro? I have two beers. How dare you?

• 2:57:13Speaker 03

  This is my second one. Had a beer.

• 2:57:16Speaker 02

  I had two beers, and no, and a part of a whiskey.

• 2:57:20Speaker 03

  That fucking nicotine knocked me down for a minute. They'll get you.

• 2:57:24Speaker 04

  They said the C on that one.

• 2:57:26Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 2:57:26Speaker 04

  They said the C on that one instead of the G.

• 2:57:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, cut that.

• 2:57:31Speaker 02

  I was in the green room of a place once, in, uh, the office, rather, a place once, and we were getting paid. It was me and this kid, his name was, I forget his last name, but he was, his name was Brian. He was a big, big guy, like a huge guy. And he was blonde, and you would never think he was Jewish. He didn't look Jewish. And the, the owner of the club said something, like to the, in the, in the, like, I don't wanna like, uh, I'm not trying to Jew you down.

• 2:57:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:57:58Speaker 02

  And he went crazy.

• 2:58:00Speaker 04

  He lost it.

• 2:58:01Speaker 02

  He went crazy and started screaming at this guy, fuck you, you're fucking anti-Semitic. Because he didn't realize this guy was Jewish, because Brian Fraser.

• 2:58:08Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:58:08Speaker 02

  And he was like, he was jacked, like way bigger than me. And I was like, oh my god. Like, what am I gonna do here? Like, I don't want my friend to kill this guy.

• 2:58:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:58:16Speaker 02

  And also, not much I can do.

• 2:58:20Speaker 04

  He's trying to get paid here, buddy.

• 2:58:21Speaker 02

  He's trying to get paid, and then, like, it was just an expression that people would use, like, Jew you down.

• 2:58:27Speaker 04

  I know what it's from, but they don't mean it like that. It's just a term.

• 2:58:30Speaker 02

  It, you know.

• 2:58:31Speaker 03

  It's like gyp.

• 2:58:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, you don't think of gypsies when you say it. You're like, that's a root word. You're like, that's fine, I didn't realize that.

• 2:58:39Speaker 02

  It's weird where there's like certain nationalities, we could completely make fun of them, and it's no, no issue at all.

• 2:58:44Speaker 04

  Uh-huh.

• 2:58:45Speaker 02

  Like, uh, to stop being a Guinea. Like, no one cares.

• 2:58:49Speaker 04

  What is that?

• 2:58:49Speaker 02

  Like, wearing gold chains. Look at you, you look like a Guinea. Like, wearing gold chains in a tank top.

• 2:58:54Speaker 04

  As a hateful term.

• 2:58:55Speaker 03

  Dago, and they were lynched, they were lynched.

• 2:58:58Speaker 02

  My grandfather's day did. My grandfather told me horror stories about him being an immigrant from Italy, and what he had to deal with going to school here in America, in, in New Jersey, and how...

• 2:59:08Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 2:59:09Speaker 04

  It's crazy to think of anti-Polish, anti-Irish, anti-Italian.

• 2:59:13Speaker 03

  It's so specific racism.

• 2:59:15Speaker 04

  It's just whites.

• 2:59:16Speaker 03

  So everyone has to be Anglo, I guess, from England? Like, what, what is the criteria to not get beat up?

• 2:59:21Speaker 02

  It was, it, it was the thing, it was like people that were coming from these Latin countries. People that were coming from Mexico, coming from Puerto Rico, people that were coming from It- Italy, you know, the countries that were initially Latin countries, brown people.

• 2:59:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:59:36Speaker 02

  And Italians were thought of as brown people.

• 2:59:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, but Irish aren't brown. There was Irish need not apply.

• 2:59:40Speaker 02

  Poor, and then there were lower class, there were the people that were like working in fucking factories and working on the docks.

• 2:59:48Speaker 04

  That is your racism, whites on whites.

• 2:59:50Speaker 03

  Whites on whites.

• 2:59:51Speaker 02

  Lot of, Irish people were slaves.

• 2:59:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:59:54Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 2:59:55Speaker 04

  Right?

• 2:59:56Speaker 02

  Talk to it, Killa.

• 2:59:57Speaker 04

  That level of drinking.

• 2:59:58Speaker 03

  You wanna tell, uh, you wanna tell...

• 3:00:01Speaker 04

  We were slaves.

• 3:00:04Speaker 02

  We was kings.

• 3:00:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, we was kings.

• 3:00:06Speaker 03

  Well, you wanna tell white people back then, like, it's gonna get worse. Like, if you're mad at this Irish guy, buckle up.

• 3:00:13Speaker 04

  One day, one day, they're not even gonna read your scripts.

• 3:00:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're gonna hear like a...

• 3:00:20Speaker 04

  You're gonna regret that.

• 3:00:22Speaker 03

  Well, I'm just saying.

• 3:00:26Speaker 03

  Man, I'm watching a, I don't know what it is. Once I had a kid, I got way into history. I don't know why. I'm obsessed with history now. Well, I'm watching all these, uh, presidential documentaries on Netflix. They're unbelievable.

• 3:00:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, presidents rule.

• 3:00:40Speaker 03

  By the way, Ulysses S. Grant.

• 3:00:42Speaker 04

  Grant's my guy.

• 3:00:43Speaker 03

  I'm in love with this guy.

• 3:00:44Speaker 04

  He's my guy.

• 3:00:45Speaker 03

  He's the, well, you know, he went to West Point.

• 3:00:48Speaker 02

  So shame.

• 3:00:49Speaker 05

  I think I've said this on the show.

• 3:00:50Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 3:00:51Speaker 05

  I talk about Grant every fucking time.

• 3:00:53Speaker 03

  Give me some music, Jamie. I love Grant.

• 3:00:55Speaker 05

  Grant rules.

• 3:00:55Speaker 02

  What do you say about?

• 3:00:56Speaker 05

  I'll talk about Grant all day.

• 3:00:57Speaker 03

  Well, one cool thing was, you know, during the war, he was a big general and they would go, hey, what is this song? He doesn't have a headphone song, goddamn it.

• 3:01:05Speaker 05

  Is that Ice Man?

• 3:01:08Speaker 03

  I was in the middle of a story here.

• 3:01:13Speaker 05

  What about Grant?

• 3:01:15Speaker 02

  He had to, we had to give him some music for his chug.

• 3:01:17Speaker 03

  Alright, uh, so Grant was that like big general in the Union Army.

• 3:01:21Speaker 05

  If I hear somebody else talking about Grant, I get jealous and mad.

• 3:01:24Speaker 03

  He went to West Point, he went to college with a bunch of other guys who all got put into the war. And a lot of them, a lot of them were Confederate, so they'd be like, we gotta go beat up, we gotta go kill a bunch of people at this fort in Georgia. And he's like, who's the, who's the head guy over there? And they'd go, whatever, Sherman. And he'd go, I went to school with that guy, he's a pussy. He's a, we could take him. So he knew everybody. So he'd be like, oh, I, I played ball with that guy. He's a bitch. We can go, we can kill him.

• 3:01:49Speaker 05

  He's got a crossover.

• 3:01:50Speaker 03

  How crazy is that? Like, he knew everybody.

• 3:01:52Speaker 05

  It's exactly what happened to Mark. You're exactly right. That shit rocks.

• 3:01:56Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 3:01:57Speaker 05

  It's like my favorite thing about Grant.

• 3:01:58Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 3:01:59Speaker 05

  You wanna know some other cool things about Grant? We could talk Grant all day.

• 3:02:02Speaker 03

  Well, he was, he was kind of a loser for a while.

• 3:02:04Speaker 05

  He was a loser.

• 3:02:04Speaker 03

  He was, tried every farming, all this shit.

• 3:02:07Speaker 05

  Well, the, the big thing for him was after West Point, he went and fought in Mexico.

• 3:02:11Speaker 03

  Mexican war.

• 3:02:12Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 3:02:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:02:12Speaker 05

  He was a great cavalryman and he fought under Robert E. Lee alongside of him.

• 3:02:17Speaker 03

  In Mexico?

• 3:02:17Speaker 05

  And he saw.

• 3:02:18Speaker 02

  Against whom?

• 3:02:19Speaker 05

  Against the Mexicans and the Spanish.

• 3:02:21Speaker 02

  Oh, Americans against Mexicans?

• 3:02:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. But he, uh, he found out that, uh, he remembers seeing Robert E. Lee being like nervous before battle. Which, he's gonna keep that with him the rest of his life. But, uh, after the war, he gets sent out west. And, cause there's no war. There's, it's just, they're just, he's just at a post. He misses his babe. He, he comes to the, the demon room. He's drinking.

• 3:02:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, he had a problem.

• 3:02:50Speaker 05

  He gets kicked out of the, he gets kicked out of the army for being a drunk. Goes home, frees his slaves while he has zero dollars.

• 3:02:58Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 3:02:59Speaker 05

  He married into slaves. His family, he came from abolitionist parents, but he married into a, his, his wife, her family had slaves. When he gets home, he's like.

• 3:03:09Speaker 03

  Wait, you left out a part. He would free the slaves and he would bring them down to the courthouse and they'd go, dude, you can get like 2,000 bucks for this guy. And he was like, no, no, no, let him go.

• 3:03:17Speaker 05

  I was getting to it.

• 3:03:17Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry.

• 3:03:18Speaker 05

  Then he, he frees the slaves, like, come on, man, this is like the worth, this is worth like a house.

• 3:03:22Speaker 02

  Want one of these?

• 3:03:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:03:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:03:25Speaker 03

  And then.

• 3:03:27Speaker 05

  Then he works, he works at his dad's general store, or his father-in-law's general store. He's working as a fucking clerk.

• 3:03:33Speaker 03

  And the dad hated him.

• 3:03:34Speaker 05

  General store.

• 3:03:34Speaker 03

  He was like, this guy's a bum.

• 3:03:35Speaker 05

  When the war breaks out, he is a fucking clerk. He's working a register at a store. When the war breaks out. By the end of the war, he's, he's controlling the entire Union Army.

• 3:03:45Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 3:03:46Speaker 05

  Within four years.

• 3:03:46Speaker 03

  Then becomes president.

• 3:03:47Speaker 05

  He's working the fucking register at a grocery store.

• 3:03:51Speaker 02

  It's like a St. Louis Cardinals quarterback story.

• 3:03:54Speaker 05

  It really, he was the fucking man.

• 3:03:56Speaker 03

  And, and he was great on a horse. So he, he took the world by storm, cause he went out in the middle of the battlefield and did the thing where he goes on the side of the horse.

• 3:04:04Speaker 05

  That was in Mexico. He definitely didn't do that in the Civil War.

• 3:04:06Speaker 02

  He did the side of the horse like the natives?

• 3:04:07Speaker 03

  He went on the side of the horse so they couldn't shoot him. And then he popped up and killed a bunch of people. I mean, the guy was a, a complete badass.

• 3:04:13Speaker 05

  He's the man.

• 3:04:14Speaker 03

  And then just thinking, all those young guys who volunteered, you gotta think of these old wars. They don't just have to fight, they have to go to a place.

• 3:04:22Speaker 05

  I went to Fort something on Saturday.

• 3:04:23Speaker 03

  No way.

• 3:04:24Speaker 05

  I was standing there on Saturday.

• 3:04:26Speaker 03

  No way. That's crazy.

• 3:04:27Speaker 05

  Dude, I'm up with the Civil War.

• 3:04:27Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:04:28Speaker 02

  Do you know how bored people must have been back then? They were like, just put me in war, please.

• 3:04:32Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 3:04:33Speaker 05

  Please.

• 3:04:34Speaker 02

  To care that much?

• 3:04:35Speaker 05

  Well, there was that, but there, there's always that.

• 3:04:37Speaker 03

  And there's down and out.

• 3:04:38Speaker 05

  That's literally every war.

• 3:04:39Speaker 02

  Every war.

• 3:04:40Speaker 05

  Every single guy, not all of them now, but like, it's always been like, it's gonna be adventure. Like in, uh, All Quiet on the Western Front.

• 3:04:47Speaker 02

  And it was something that they looked forward to like romantically, because the way their grandparents talked about it and their fathers talked about it. When people talked about war back then, it was a responsibility, a duty.

• 3:04:57Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 3:04:57Speaker 02

  A man, a man stood up for his country. And also, the country was so young.

• 3:05:02Speaker 03

  I know.

• 3:05:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're really fighting for something.

• 3:05:04Speaker 02

  The country was a hundred years old.

• 3:05:06Speaker 03

  A lot of guys would desert too.

• 3:05:07Speaker 02

  Not even, a hundred years old, right? It's sick of that, 1776.

• 3:05:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:05:11Speaker 02

  Uh, the, it's a hundred years old. It's so recent.

• 3:05:14Speaker 03

  FDR had what, four sons? They all went to war. So he's like, ah shit, I'm starting a war with, uh, Germany. I gotta, I gotta put my money where my mouth is. You send in your troops, I'll send my four sons to war.

• 3:05:28Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 3:05:28Speaker 03

  And then, you know, some died.

• 3:05:30Speaker 05

  Jesus. Stalin, Stalin did that. Stalin had a.

• 3:05:35Speaker 03

  Well, he's a psycho.

• 3:05:36Speaker 05

  Fuck. He had a policy of like, uh.

• 3:05:38Speaker 02

  Dude, you made me read that book on Stalin.

• 3:05:40Speaker 05

  It's the worst book ever.

• 3:05:41Speaker 02

  I started reading it. I got maybe a chapter in.

• 3:05:43Speaker 05

  It's the worst book of all time.

• 3:05:44Speaker 02

  I can't do it.

• 3:05:45Speaker 05

  That's worse than Andy Jacobson. It's the worst book of all. It's called Bloodlands. It's about the Eastern Front. It's the worst.

• 3:05:52Speaker 02

  Against the Nazis?

• 3:05:53Speaker 05

  It's the Nazis and the Soviets. And what happened to like Belarus and Ukraine and, oof, my own.

• 3:05:59Speaker 03

  Bro, they starved people.

• 3:06:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, Ukraine was, the, the Holomador was one of the worst things that's ever happened. So communism's the gayest shit ever.

• 3:06:10Speaker 03

  It's the worst shit.

• 3:06:11Speaker 05

  Somebody needs to look into how gay communism is.

• 3:06:14Speaker 02

  But isn't it crazy that it's making a comeback?

• 3:06:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:06:17Speaker 02

  It always does. It's a cycle. There's a cycle.

• 3:06:20Speaker 05

  Is if we can not call communism if we get free healthcare. That would be a good move.

• 3:06:25Speaker 03

  That would help a lot.

• 3:06:26Speaker 05

  We're calling everybody communist that wants free healthcare. Free healthcare is cool.

• 3:06:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:06:30Speaker 05

  We should have that.

• 3:06:32Speaker 03

  It's normal.

• 3:06:33Speaker 05

  That's not communism.

• 3:06:34Speaker 02

  We should have healthcare and education.

• 3:06:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:06:36Speaker 02

  You should treat the entire country like it's a community. If you have a community, would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable? If you could like take care of them? And do you have the resources to take care of them?

• 3:06:48Speaker 05

  Of course you should. We're a rich country.

• 3:06:49Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:06:50Speaker 05

  You do it libraries, it's no big deal.

• 3:06:51Speaker 02

  This is the problem with capitalism.

• 3:06:53Speaker 03

  We don't feel like a community.

• 3:06:53Speaker 02

  With, with ca, this is the reason why people turn on all these billionaires. They turn on them because they, why do you have so much when people have so little? But it's cause it's the game. It's the game that they're playing. And you're playing the game too. You're just not playing it at that level.

• 3:07:06Speaker 03

  But again, these rich people pay a lot and give a lot of services.

• 3:07:10Speaker 02

  But yeah, there's that, but also the services, the amount of money that they get is all going to corrupt people that are funneling into their own bank accounts.

• 3:07:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:07:18Speaker 02

  That's the problem with it all.

• 3:07:19Speaker 05

  Running through Ireland.

• 3:07:20Speaker 02

  There's too many nonprofits and NGOs and you know, you find out that the homeless people that are running the nonprofits in LA, like somebody just sent me like, here, I'll send it to you, Jamie.

• 3:07:29Speaker 03

  I gotta get that Marshall Rogan coin.

• 3:07:31Speaker 02

  It's so crazy when you look at the amount of money that is being paid to the people that run the homeless divisions. It's like, it's fucking bananas. Like, it's crazy. It's insane amounts of money.

• 3:07:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're in a tough spot. The hobos are way up.

• 3:07:43Speaker 02

  The CEO of the homeless thing in LA made 1.6 million dollars in the last two years.

• 3:07:46Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 3:07:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you're.

• 3:07:48Speaker 05

  And the president makes 200 grand?

• 3:07:49Speaker 02

  And you're doing a bad job. And you're also doing a bad job.

• 3:07:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:07:53Speaker 02

  You're also not, you're, there's no way someone could justify you getting a raise. There's no way someone could justify you getting that salary when you're objectively failing.

• 3:08:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then you wanna, people want higher minimum wage and stuff, but I'm like, that's not gonna do it.

• 3:08:06Speaker 02

  Well, higher minimum wage is not the worst thing in the world.

• 3:08:09Speaker 03

  No, I'm not against, I'm just saying that's not gonna solve everything.

• 3:08:12Speaker 02

  Well, it won't solve everything.

• 3:08:13Speaker 03

  You go to a restaurant.

• 3:08:14Speaker 02

  It won't solve everything, but if, if you knew, if you were a person that had a lot of money and you knew that if you paid more taxes, it was gonna go to make everybody feel better. The world would be better. The education would be better. People would have food. You would have free healthcare, schools would have nutritious meals. LA shelter provider has paid CEO who lives in Hawaii 1.6 million dollars in salary and vacation over two years. That's bananas.

• 3:08:39Speaker 03

  Two years, wow.

• 3:08:40Speaker 02

  That is literally insane. So that's a slush fund. That's not, that's not someone doing it because they care. That's someone doing it because it's very profitable. And it's a slush fund. And this is why they tried so hard to keep Spencer Pratt from being the mayor of LA, cause he wanted to expose all that shit. You know, and they mock him and make fun of him. And I did too. Until you talk to him, you're like, oh, he's actually a very smart guy. And he's really well-read in this stuff. He really understands what he's talking about. Yeah, they tried to write him off. Well, also, reality star, also, you know, always a grifter. But he's actually, they're all grifters. Everyone, that person's a grifter. They're all grifters. Everyone's making a shitload of money pretending that they care and not doing any good. No one is fixing anything. The thing, this keeps getting worse.

• 3:09:22Speaker 03

  It is getting worse. Everything's getting worse.

• 3:09:24Speaker 02

  They spent 24 billion dollars on the homeless problem in California and it only got worse. And then when they tried to do an audit, Newsom vetoed it. He wouldn't let them do an audit.

• 3:09:34Speaker 05

  Cause everyone's taking their piece.

• 3:09:35Speaker 03

  Everyone's getting paid.

• 3:09:36Speaker 05

  So Grant, Grant gets a hold of the army in the West. And he starts making some noise out there. Lincoln's going, I got a bunch of these generals out east. They're, they're scared. They're all scared of Robert E. Lee. I got fucking McClellan. McClellan's a bum.

• 3:09:52Speaker 03

  He's a bum.

• 3:09:52Speaker 05

  He's afraid to move forward.

• 3:09:54Speaker 03

  Robert E. Lee was a good general.

• 3:09:56Speaker 05

  Unbelievable.

• 3:09:57Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm from the South. I'm not, I'm not condoning, but he was a good general.

• 3:10:01Speaker 05

  Oh, we'll fast forward. Eventually they go, they go, this guy, this guy's been going nuts out on the West. Let's bring him in. And then he immediately is like, I remember Robert E. Lee. He was just as scared as I am. I'm not afraid of him. Everybody in the North was afraid of Robert E. Lee. They're like, this guy's a genius. He's gonna fuck us up. Grant was the one guy that was like, he's just as afraid as, as I am. Also, we got more guys. We can turn this into a war of attrition real quick. Let's see who loses more guys quickly, or quicker. And he just, he attacks. It, it's wonderful.

• 3:10:32Speaker 03

  It's unbelievable.

• 3:10:33Speaker 05

  And then General Sherman, his boy. So they're boys. Sherman and Grant are boys. And Sherman has a nice quote. He was like, I helped out Grant when he was drunk. Grant helped me when I was crazy. We're boys forever. Sherman's like, bro, let me get an army. Let me just march south and just fuck them up. So these are the only two guys also. That treated the South like, these are traitors. Wow. Like, they, they always, like, the guys, like, McClellan, all these other guys, they were like, these are gentlemen, Robert E. Lee's a gentleman, all this, Sherman and Grant were like, yo, fuck these guys. Hmm. They're traitors, they should be hung. Right. For what they're doing, dude. They're going against America.

• 3:11:14Speaker 02

  Could you imagine if Robert E. Lee won?

• 3:11:16Speaker 05

  It wasn't that far off. It was, we let him. We, we had, the North had kid gloves on. You think? I mean, they lost a lot of guys, too. We lost a lot of, we lost more than them, but, uh, even Shelby Foote, who's a famed Southern historian, was like, the North was fighting with one arm tied behind his back. Really? Fucking badass sword. Is that at Hinchcliffe's house?

• 3:11:41Speaker 06

  He said he was giving this sword, uh, when he took over the Federal Army in nineteen, eighteen sixty-four.

• 3:11:46Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 3:11:47Speaker 06

  It's been sold at auction, though, recently.

• 3:11:49Speaker 05

  Just four grand.

• 3:11:50Speaker 02

  How much?

• 3:11:50Speaker 06

  Uh, the last time it sold, it was...

• 3:11:53Speaker 02

  Five million.

• 3:11:53Speaker 05

  No, it wasn't that much.

• 3:11:54Speaker 04

  It's four grand in gold.

• 3:11:55Speaker 05

  You can get Civil War shit cheap. Really?

• 3:11:57Speaker 06

  It was not that much.

• 3:11:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got, I have Sherman's map when he marched. Wow. Through South Carolina with his pencil mark.

• 3:12:04Speaker 02

  How'd you get it?

• 3:12:05Speaker 05

  Uh, Francis Ellis gave me it. What?

• 3:12:07Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:12:08Speaker 05

  Try showing a lady that who comes over, she's like... I do, I go, look at this.

• 3:12:12Speaker 02

  That was only one point six million?

• 3:12:13Speaker 05

  Are you gonna kill me? And I go, here's my OJ Simpson rushing trophy. And they go, he's definitely gonna kill me.

• 3:12:20Speaker 02

  That was only one, Jamie has, uh, OJ Simpson's golf clubs.

• 3:12:23Speaker 05

  What? Well, me and Jamie were in the same auction. I got his rushing trophy, I got all of his ties. Jamie got the golf clubs.

• 3:12:30Speaker 06

  Kim Kardashian was in the same auction, too. What was she trying to get?

• 3:12:32Speaker 05

  Bought, uh... Who got the glove diary or something like that? Me and her were bidding against each other.

• 3:12:36Speaker 02

  Were you really?

• 3:12:37Speaker 05

  Yes. And her father's diary. Winning a bunch of them, I was, I had a couple of drinks.

• 3:12:43Speaker 05

  I didn't think I was gonna win all these, I won so many.

• 3:12:48Speaker 05

  I have an autographed picture of Bill Clinton and OJ, from Bill Clinton, that's like, to my dear friend, OJ. Whoa, fun. And it was extremely expensive, and anytime somebody comes to my house, I go, check this out, and they go, cool. I go, fuck it. Oh, I'd get a photo with it. I would get jazzed up. Yeah. I'd get hard as a rock. Look at that, there it is. There it is. Yeah, that's the one I got. To my dear friend. That's fun. My dear friend, OJ Simpson. He's a big, tall, handsome man. From SF.

• 3:13:18Speaker 02

  Bro, it's funny watching his old political speeches.

• 3:13:20Speaker 05

  Two legends.

• 3:13:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, Police Academy.

• 3:13:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, Nordberg.

• 3:13:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's great.

• 3:13:25Speaker 05

  Hertz commercials.

• 3:13:26Speaker 04

  Hertz commercials, yeah.

• 3:13:27Speaker 05

  He was in Police Academy? Yeah. I thought Naked Gun.

• 3:13:29Speaker 04

  Naked Gun, yeah, that's what I meant.

• 3:13:31Speaker 05

  Same thing.

• 3:13:31Speaker 04

  Spinoff.

• 3:13:32Speaker 02

  Same shit.

• 3:13:33Speaker 05

  Sorry. Wasn't sure if he was in both, I wasn't being a cunt. Now, could you make a movie like that today?

• 3:13:39Speaker 04

  Naked Gun?

• 3:13:40Speaker 02

  You could, but you'd have to finance it independently.

• 3:13:43Speaker 06

  They did make it.

• 3:13:44Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, they did. Well, they remade it.

• 3:13:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, the answer is yes.

• 3:13:48Speaker 05

  Could you make a movie like, you can make any movie today. All right, good, 'cause I'm making one.

• 3:13:52Speaker 02

  Well, you know as much as anybody.

• 3:13:54Speaker 05

  All they're asking for is that. Me and Sam Rill wrote one, we're shooting in October. Yes.

• 3:13:58Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 3:13:59Speaker 05

  Everybody wants a movie. It's just a raunchy eighties style comedy.

• 3:14:02Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 3:14:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're shooting, we got financing, I can't believe some guy's giving us money.

• 3:14:06Speaker 02

  Theo and David Spade just did one.

• 3:14:08Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:14:08Speaker 02

  I heard that was hilarious, I heard it was hilarious.

• 3:14:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:14:11Speaker 02

  It's nice, it's nice that people are doing shit like that.

• 3:14:13Speaker 05

  We're trying. Well, yeah, The Gatekeepers, fuck 'em. Oh, Tires comes out the month. Hey, hey, hey, we're doing things.

• 3:14:20Speaker 04

  Season three.

• 3:14:21Speaker 05

  How about that? Wow.

• 3:14:23Speaker 02

  How much does that? How much does that consume of you, like, to, to, good question.

• 3:14:34Speaker 02

  Is it, how difficult is it to, I mean, it seems like a big...

• 3:14:37Speaker 05

  Three months is quick.

• 3:14:39Speaker 04

  Gilli takes on a lot of it.

• 3:14:41Speaker 05

  Keeves.

• 3:14:41Speaker 04

  Yeah. Right, right, right, sorry, I'm a little drunk.

• 3:14:44Speaker 05

  I'm a little drunk. He's getting hit. No, the rest of the guys, I mean, I, I help write, but I can do that from afar. Uh, McKeever writes a lot of it. Yeah. So... He's a talent. Just write it, I'll show up and...

• 3:14:59Speaker 04

  He's the trash.

• 3:14:59Speaker 02

  It's so awesome, and it seems like Netflix has very little to say, you just kinda do it and give it to them. That's so dope.

• 3:15:06Speaker 05

  They've never changed anything. Sarandos is the man.

• 3:15:08Speaker 02

  Sarandos is so cool, he's such a good dude, I've known that guy forever.

• 3:15:12Speaker 05

  Really?

• 3:15:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did a Netflix special for them in two thousand and five, when it was still like...

• 3:15:17Speaker 04

  Five?

• 3:15:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:15:18Speaker 05

  Five? Was it Discs?

• 3:15:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was Discs.

• 3:15:21Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 3:15:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like, I might have been the first, I might have been the first Netflix special.

• 3:15:25Speaker 05

  Jamie, can you show that?

• 3:15:26Speaker 02

  Live from Phoenix.

• 3:15:27Speaker 05

  Can you show that?

• 3:15:28Speaker 02

  I think you were there, we did that show at the Improv in Tempe.

• 3:15:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:15:33Speaker 02

  Did it at the Improv, we filmed it.

• 3:15:34Speaker 05

  Good club. Cause this is just a, this is just a real conversation that me and Steve... Congratulations, all right. Thanks. Did, did, did, did you go down on her? Yeah, a little, not, yeah. It's, it's like, bare minimum is fifteen minutes, planning for potentially forty-five. Forty-five minutes? Who told you that? I read it. You have a book about how to eat pussy? Yeah. Bro, every day you say shit that makes me, like, I, you're giving me a headache.

• 3:15:59Speaker 06

  That's, that's...

• 3:15:59Speaker 05

  O'Connor, try not to laugh. He, Gerbien had a book about how to eat pussy.

• 3:16:05Speaker 02

  Where'd he get it?

• 3:16:05Speaker 05

  Oh, that's real. Oh, that's all, yeah. Whoa. Immediately into the script. Who wrote it? Whoa, can I get that book? Uh, I forget, no offense, I'm not being ate that way, obviously a Jewish person, but...

• 3:16:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, but writers.

• 3:16:16Speaker 05

  You guys love, no, but you guys also love sexuality.

• 3:16:18Speaker 04

  Eating pussy.

• 3:16:19Speaker 05

  Yeah. Nothing wrong with it.

• 3:16:21Speaker 04

  Good at it.

• 3:16:22Speaker 05

  You guys...

• 3:16:22Speaker 04

  Black people, take notes.

• 3:16:24Speaker 05

  DJ Khaled. And another one, but Gerbien's, Gerbien's has a book on how to eat pussy, and he talks about it a lot, and it bothers me immensely.

• 3:16:33Speaker 02

  Where'd he get the book?

• 3:16:34Speaker 06

  There's no way it's...

• 3:16:35Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, it's called How to Eat Pussy.

• 3:16:38Speaker 05

  Hold on, I do actually know the name of the book, it's called She Comes First. Oh, no.

• 3:16:42Speaker 04

  I've heard of that, I've heard of that book.

• 3:16:44Speaker 05

  Of course you have. It's like everybody poops.

• 3:16:48Speaker 04

  It's right next to Anne Frank's.

• 3:16:49Speaker 02

  You teach your children.

• 3:16:50Speaker 05

  How to eat pussy.

• 3:16:51Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 3:16:52Speaker 05

  Clipper the big red clam. She comes first. There it is. Oh, wow. Is that a papaya?

• 3:16:56Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 3:16:57Speaker 05

  Gerbien's, two hundred and fifty thousand copies sold.

• 3:16:59Speaker 06

  Best seller.

• 3:17:00Speaker 05

  That's not great.

• 3:17:01Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 3:17:01Speaker 04

  In sex instruction.

• 3:17:02Speaker 05

  Number one best seller in pussy eating. This shit pisses me off. The pussy eating genre. It bothers me. And he's like, well, yeah, I do that, and then I bring her home, and I go, ooh, and then sometimes you just tickle the front at first. You're like, dude, disgusting, you, you have a playbook on this? Fuck you. So he is that guy? Uh, none of us are acting. Wow. It's totally...

• 3:17:23Speaker 04

  Kyler is the most, is the most...

• 3:17:25Speaker 05

  Kyler's got anyone. She's such trash, it's hilarious.

• 3:17:28Speaker 02

  She does so well this season.

• 3:17:30Speaker 05

  Really?

• 3:17:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:17:31Speaker 04

  That rules.

• 3:17:31Speaker 05

  I'm, I'm excited for people to see that. Fun. It's very excited. You got Soder in there? Soder's in it this year.

• 3:17:38Speaker 02

  Is Ron White in it?

• 3:17:39Speaker 05

  Ron White's not in it.

• 3:17:40Speaker 02

  Not this season?

• 3:17:41Speaker 05

  What happened? Uh, he just had one episode, Bobby Lee's in it this season. Foley, Stav...

• 3:17:47Speaker 04

  Foley's back.

• 3:17:48Speaker 05

  Foley killed, Foley's... Foley's amazing. Foley is so fucking funny. He's a funny fucker. He's like the best guy ever. Yeah, he's a good hang. He is the best hang. He's got stories, but we can't get into them. We can get into some. No. Me and him have already talked about this on a podcast, it's like my favorite Foley story, he, cause in Philly, he was a demon. Yeah. Like a fucking real demon. Yeah. Him and Chris Cotton would fight, we'd go to the Raven Lounge, they would fist fight. Really? Dude, they were, it was crazy.

• 3:18:19Speaker 04

  Fist fight each other?

• 3:18:20Speaker 05

  Yes, everyone was on coke, the second somebody got on stage...

• 3:18:23Speaker 04

  Foley will blow up.

• 3:18:24Speaker 05

  Two guys in the, that two fat guys in the back were like, hey, shut the fuck up, fuck you. But, uh, Foley had a thing, he was telling me the story about, he brought home a hooker, and he was, he was... This is all cool to talk about? I don't wanna get the guy in trouble. We've talked about it before. On air? Foley has a podcast called Are You Garfunk? I know, man. He said he was bouncing, he was on coke bouncing on a yoga ball, he's like four hundred pounds.

• 3:18:51Speaker 05

  Poor yoga ball. According to his story, which is my favorite version, is he was smoking a cigarette, he's got a hooker in there, like, standing in front of him, like, dancing in an empty room, he's on a yoga ball, and the cherry from the cigarette fell and popped the yoga ball. And I was like, I was like, brother, that was you.

• 3:19:10Speaker 05

  I love the experience, like, the idea of him, a four hundred pound guy like...

• 3:19:14Speaker 04

  Flimsy chair.

• 3:19:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, baby, I like that shit. Boom, just a fat guy on his back. That stripper got a good laugh. Or hooker, sorry. He is fully fucking...

• 3:19:26Speaker 04

  He's a treasure, he's a national treasure.

• 3:19:28Speaker 05

  That's all right.

• 3:19:29Speaker 02

  Let's bring this home.

• 3:19:30Speaker 05

  What? Oh, I thought we were just getting started. No, no, we're getting into it.

• 3:19:34Speaker 02

  What do you wanna do?

• 3:19:35Speaker 05

  You wanna talk about Fauci? You got a seven o'clock show.

• 3:19:37Speaker 02

  I gotta pee.

• 3:19:38Speaker 05

  Go pee, I'm back. All right, I'll be back, let's keep it... Yeah. We're gonna pee in a bottle. Yeah, well, I'm drunk enough, can you hear me a beer? And for the record, I beat Rogan on the whiz.

• 3:19:48Speaker 04

  We're doing well. Uh, Jamie.

• 3:19:51Speaker 03

  Delete the first hour, it was worthless.

• 3:19:52Speaker 04

  Jamie, uh, bring up Jeremiah Love Touchdowns Highlights. And just play it in the back, we'll talk about other shit.

• 3:19:59Speaker 03

  That's a good whiskey there, Bodega Cat.

• 3:20:01Speaker 04

  I love Bodega Cat.

• 3:20:02Speaker 03

  Get a bottle.

• 3:20:04Speaker 04

  I have a bottle. I stole one from your studio last time. I saw it was on, you might be drunk, I'd just like grab whatever I could. I was like, I'm just in New York for a month and I don't want to buy a bottle of liquor.

• 3:20:12Speaker 03

  Don't give this guy an apartment in London, he'll steal from you.

• 3:20:16Speaker 04

  They're doing it, they're not giving me one.

• 3:20:17Speaker 05

  I love, I love you calling yourself an immigrant. So fun.

• 3:20:20Speaker 04

  It's so fun, bro.

• 3:20:22Speaker 05

  It pisses me off every time you do it.

• 3:20:23Speaker 04

  It's so fun.

• 3:20:24Speaker 03

  Technically, it's true.

• 3:20:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's why he's doing it. It's why he's doing it.

• 3:20:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:20:30Speaker 05

  There's no immigration problem in London, they're, they're all, actually, it's very difficult to get a house as an immigrant.

• 3:20:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:20:36Speaker 05

  Shut up.

• 3:20:36Speaker 04

  I love it. I also tell them, like, you know, soccer, the term came from you guys. Association, and they go, it's football, like, that's not according to you, though.

• 3:20:45Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 3:20:45Speaker 05

  That's fun.

• 3:20:46Speaker 04

  I love calling them on their shit, it's so fun.

• 3:20:48Speaker 03

  Those soccer games are amazing.

• 3:20:50Speaker 04

  Isn't it?

• 3:20:51Speaker 03

  It is.

• 3:20:53Speaker 05

  Also, by the way, college football destroys soccer.

• 3:20:57Speaker 04

  What? Uh, that, I'll allow that, I'll allow that.

• 3:21:00Speaker 05

  Yo, let's, let's just watch my guy.

• 3:21:03Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 3:21:05Speaker 05

  Look at the, look at the Catholic royalty in the uniform.

• 3:21:08Speaker 04

  Bro, look up Kane highlights.

• 3:21:09Speaker 03

  That is a white outfit.

• 3:21:10Speaker 05

  I've seen Harry Kane, I've seen all of his fucking bitch ass.

• 3:21:13Speaker 03

  Harry Kane is good.

• 3:21:14Speaker 04

  Harry Kane, he spits when he talks.

• 3:21:16Speaker 03

  And Bellingham, he's a sexy, sexy black.

• 3:21:19Speaker 04

  He just lost fucking Jed.

• 3:21:20Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 3:21:21Speaker 04

  They gave up Spence.

• 3:21:23Speaker 03

  I don't know what that means.

• 3:21:24Speaker 05

  This is wonderful stuff.

• 3:21:27Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 3:21:28Speaker 05

  Watch this one, you guys are gonna like this.

• 3:21:31Speaker 05

  You're gonna like it.

• 3:21:32Speaker 04

  This is Barry Sanders shit.

• 3:21:33Speaker 05

  Not down, not down.

• 3:21:35Speaker 03

  Whoa, I've never seen that move.

• 3:21:37Speaker 05

  Not down.

• 3:21:38Speaker 03

  He did a full, fully yoga ball on that guy.

• 3:21:41Speaker 04

  He's going forty-five after.

• 3:21:43Speaker 05

  That's good, Jamie.

• 3:21:45Speaker 03

  So wait, you were shooting arrows?

• 3:21:46Speaker 05

  You were shooting arrows for two hours today?

• 3:21:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:21:49Speaker 05

  Today.

• 3:21:50Speaker 03

  She's shooting migrants?

• 3:21:51Speaker 04

  Did your arm get worn out from that?

• 3:21:52Speaker 05

  No, I was playing MLB this show.

• 3:21:54Speaker 02

  I do it constantly, I'm used to doing it.

• 3:21:58Speaker 03

  Really? How's, how's the bullseye?

• 3:22:00Speaker 05

  It's great.

• 3:22:01Speaker 04

  You stuff your kills?

• 3:22:02Speaker 05

  What's that?

• 3:22:02Speaker 04

  You stuff your kills?

• 3:22:03Speaker 05

  Stuff them? No. No, I turn them into Euro mounts, it's just the skull and the antler.

• 3:22:08Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 3:22:08Speaker 03

  Now, let me ask you, if you hit a guy with an arrow, how many, how, would it kill him?

• 3:22:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 3:22:14Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 3:22:15Speaker 05

  It kills a seven hundred pound buck.

• 3:22:17Speaker 02

  We can find out right now.

• 3:22:18Speaker 03

  Is he killing elk?

• 3:22:18Speaker 05

  Yes, he kills elk.

• 3:22:19Speaker 03

  Well, you got a fucking high-powered, crazy ass arrow. I'm talking about a bow and, a bow and arrow from a Chatau, kill a guy.

• 3:22:27Speaker 04

  That's like they killed every Belgian immigrant.

• 3:22:29Speaker 05

  Oh my god, this is a crazy question.

• 3:22:31Speaker 02

  That's how most people die.

• 3:22:32Speaker 04

  They were weapons.

• 3:22:34Speaker 03

  Well, have you seen The Odyssey? The guy gets hit with eighteen arrows and he's walking away.

• 3:22:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a movie.

• 3:22:39Speaker 03

  That movie, that part, I liked the movie, but that part bothered me.

• 3:22:42Speaker 05

  There's also black Greeks.

• 3:22:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, good point.

• 3:22:46Speaker 04

  Joe?

• 3:22:47Speaker 03

  Good boy.

• 3:22:47Speaker 05

  They were. Yah. Definitely. Yeah, you one hundred percent can kill a person.

• 3:22:53Speaker 02

  You know what I just watched? You know what I just watched last night was, uh, The Northman.

• 3:22:56Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 3:22:57Speaker 03

  Oh, I see that.

• 3:22:58Speaker 02

  I saw it in theaters and didn't like it when I saw it the first time.

• 3:23:02Speaker 04

  What? So I'm gonna play it and it's gonna be good.

• 3:23:04Speaker 03

  It's just fun, it's all fun.

• 3:23:05Speaker 02

  I re-watched it last night, it's so sick. It's so sick.

• 3:23:08Speaker 03

  It's a good time.

• 3:23:09Speaker 02

  It's one of the sickest movies.

• 3:23:10Speaker 05

  Eggers is the man.

• 3:23:11Speaker 02

  It's awesome.

• 3:23:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, Robert Eggers is the fucking man.

• 3:23:13Speaker 04

  Was that actor or director?

• 3:23:14Speaker 05

  Director, he did Nosferatu.

• 3:23:16Speaker 02

  Did he do The Vitch?

• 3:23:18Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 3:23:18Speaker 04

  The Vitch is really good.

• 3:23:20Speaker 05

  Werewolf's gonna be awesome, gonna be sick.

• 3:23:22Speaker 04

  I didn't love Nosferatu, but The Vitch was really good.

• 3:23:26Speaker 05

  Nosferatu fucking ruled, bitch ruled.

• 3:23:27Speaker 03

  Movies are back.

• 3:23:28Speaker 05

  Nosferatu is the greatest vampire movie of all time, of all time.

• 3:23:31Speaker 03

  Now I can't watch.

• 3:23:33Speaker 05

  The Bram Stoker's Dracula was great, Nosferatu took it to a totally new level.

• 3:23:37Speaker 03

  Lighthouse was fun.

• 3:23:38Speaker 05

  Lighthouse was fun.

• 3:23:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right, I forgot about Lighthouse.

• 3:23:41Speaker 04

  The Vitch was great.

• 3:23:41Speaker 05

  Nosferatu is for sure.

• 3:23:44Speaker 04

  Hansel and Gretel, I never saw that one.

• 3:23:46Speaker 05

  I never saw that either.

• 3:23:46Speaker 04

  By the way, Obsession was like one of the best movies of all time.

• 3:23:48Speaker 03

  Brothers was killer.

• 3:23:49Speaker 04

  Obsession was so fucking good.

• 3:23:51Speaker 05

  Can we imagine how funny Obsession was, though, the first half?

• 3:23:53Speaker 04

  It was so funny.

• 3:23:54Speaker 05

  When it's just like, clearly this is just having a nightmare girlfriend? The scene, the scene where he's like, where they're like, dude, it's guys night. And he's like, I don't care, I'm, I'm not afraid to tell her. He's like, okay, tell her then, and he's like, all right, fine. And he's in his car and he hangs up and then like scary music starts playing. And then he goes inside and he's like, so, uh, I think I'm gonna go over to Tim's. She's like, okay, great, I'll get ready, and he's like,

• 3:24:19Speaker 05

  it's just gonna be the guys, and she's like,

• 3:24:23Speaker 02

  But how about when she?

• 3:24:24Speaker 05

  It's just in regular life.

• 3:24:25Speaker 02

  How about when she taped over the door?

• 3:24:27Speaker 04

  Hilarious.

• 3:24:28Speaker 02

  It's like there's a slow build to complete insanity to the scene in the car.

• 3:24:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:24:34Speaker 02

  And she kills the other girl.

• 3:24:35Speaker 03

  That girl was so good. That girl's unbelievable, she's gonna go far.

• 3:24:39Speaker 02

  She ruled. And that's the crazy thing about it, is like, no one was known.

• 3:24:43Speaker 04

  Overnight.

• 3:24:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:24:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:24:44Speaker 04

  She can't walk down the street anymore. She friends with a comic in New York.

• 3:24:47Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:24:48Speaker 04

  She came to The Cellar once and it was like, it was like, just getting from wherever they were on Sixth to The Cellar, took like forty minutes.

• 3:24:54Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:24:55Speaker 04

  And it was like,

• 3:24:56Speaker 05

  We went with Kanye, and it wasn't that.

• 3:24:58Speaker 04

  He took the car around to the store. He didn't walk with us, did he?

• 3:25:01Speaker 05

  Come on, brother.

• 3:25:01Speaker 04

  Did he walk with us to the store?

• 3:25:03Speaker 05

  We walked from,

• 3:25:03Speaker 04

  Did he walk with us?

• 3:25:04Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 3:25:05Speaker 04

  I don't remember that. We were walking, me, you, Louis, Rock, Chappelle. I don't remember Kanye walking with us.

• 3:25:12Speaker 05

  And Kanye was walking.

• 3:25:13Speaker 04

  It was so fucking cool.

• 3:25:15Speaker 05

  It was a great group.

• 3:25:16Speaker 02

  That's a great photo.

• 3:25:17Speaker 05

  Somebody should've got ahead of you guys and took a photo of that.

• 3:25:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was so fun.

• 3:25:21Speaker 05

  Funniest group of dudes of all time.

• 3:25:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a lot of trouble.

• 3:25:24Speaker 05

  We got there, this is how funny Tommy, Tommy Pope is. It was, it was me and my buddies, we got there first, and Tommy is obliterated from the flight.

• 3:25:33Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:25:34Speaker 05

  And then Kanye comes, or no, Chappelle comes in first, he's sitting with us, and he's like, Kanye's here, we should talk to Kanye, and I was like, yeah, please, obviously. And then Kanye comes and sits with us and then walks away. Anyway, we hang out with Kanye all night, the next morning, Tommy's like, I'd, I'd love to meet Kanye, I'd fucking, that'd be awesome, you hung out with him all night, you drunk fucking.

• 3:25:56Speaker 05

  He spent the whole night with him.

• 3:25:58Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 3:25:59Speaker 04

  It was so fucking cool, they were going, Chappelle came, just randomly, they weren't trying to meet us. He just showed up, Rock showed up, Louis showed up.

• 3:26:05Speaker 05

  No, then he goes, Rock and Louis are here, I was like, bring them down.

• 3:26:08Speaker 04

  What? Okay. And then, and then, and then Chappelle's like, I'm gonna smoke a joint, Sam Jay went back there and I was like, I think I kinda wanna go back there and smoke a joint with them. And then, he's like, Shane's like, well, you can't go now. I'm like, why not? I go, you didn't see you went back there? I'm like, no. Kanye, I'm like, ah, would seem like I'm going just for that.

• 3:26:24Speaker 05

  And then I went.

• 3:26:26Speaker 03

  Eh.

• 3:26:27Speaker 05

  Uh, but, yeah, it was, it was hard wrangling them to be like, cause I was the one that was like, we should probably do stand-up tonight, right, fellas? Cause it's you guys?

• 3:26:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:26:39Speaker 05

  And the only one that was like, definitely was Kanye, Kanye was like, yes.

• 3:26:43Speaker 04

  Oh, that'd be fun.

• 3:26:43Speaker 03

  Did he go on?

• 3:26:44Speaker 05

  No, he just went and stood.

• 3:26:46Speaker 04

  He did, he stood on the stage for a second.

• 3:26:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:26:48Speaker 03

  Weird.

• 3:26:48Speaker 05

  But he was the one that was on.

• 3:26:49Speaker 02

  How long ago was this?

• 3:26:50Speaker 04

  May, it was in May. So Chappelle goes on, he goes, at first, my idea was like, I'm gonna just go up and bring Shane on, then Chappelle's like, I'm gonna host. Yeah.

• 3:26:59Speaker 05

  Look at that.

• 3:26:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:27:01Speaker 04

  Chappelle goes on and does seven minutes.

• 3:27:03Speaker 03

  Oh, this is LA?

• 3:27:04Speaker 04

  Yeah. Chappelle goes on and does seven minutes, Nicole was on, had no idea who was in the back, which was all these guys.

• 3:27:11Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:27:12Speaker 04

  And so we're in the back row, and it's Shane in Mitzi's chair, Louis right next to him, or vice versa, I'm right there, and they go, hey, um, Kanye's people need these chairs. And Louis and Shane were like, at first were just comics, like, oh, okay, and they looked at each other and they just go, no.

• 3:27:25Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:27:26Speaker 04

  We're comics, it's the store.

• 3:27:28Speaker 03

  It's a cancel fest, I love it.

• 3:27:30Speaker 04

  Chappelle went on, did seven minutes, and he goes, it's a cancel comedy cavalcade, he brought on Shane to his roast jokes, he goes, it gets better. This next guy was a horrible person to women, brings up Louis, and they go, and then, and he goes, this next guy's even worse. Spoke about someone's wife and got slapped in the face for it.

• 3:27:46Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 3:27:48Speaker 04

  This is midnight and onwards.

• 3:27:50Speaker 03

  Oh my god, was the crowd going bananas?

• 3:27:52Speaker 04

  It was the twenty-seven of them, and they were like, what the fuck? And then Bears closes it out.

• 3:27:57Speaker 02

  Isn't that amazing, only twenty-seven people saw that?

• 3:28:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:28:00Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 3:28:01Speaker 05

  Don Bears, Don Bears killed.

• 3:28:02Speaker 04

  Killed.

• 3:28:03Speaker 03

  That's a funny son of a b.

• 3:28:04Speaker 05

  Followed and killed.

• 3:28:06Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:28:07Speaker 04

  Dude, they were in the back, Kanye's got, give me the aux, he's just playing unreleased tracks.

• 3:28:12Speaker 03

  What?

• 3:28:13Speaker 04

  Stuff he likes, and then his own stuff that's unreleased.

• 3:28:15Speaker 03

  Al Hitler, Al Hitler. Damn, that's amazing.

• 3:28:19Speaker 04

  He explained his mania.

• 3:28:21Speaker 03

  Really?

• 3:28:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was like, he goes, guys, it wasn't about, it wasn't about the Jews, it wasn't about, it could've been about immigrants, it could've been about gays, goes, Chappelle, I went after you, I was crazy. I was crazy.

• 3:28:31Speaker 03

  Oh, that's cool.

• 3:28:31Speaker 04

  He goes, I wasn't in my right mind. I'm next to Charles, and he just goes, he points at me, I was like, he goes, that guy has a bit about it. And I was like, wait, what? Charles, Charles is like, yeah, Charles is like, do you hear that? I'm like, I thought I did. Did he just say, that guy has a bit about it? Yeah, and he's just like, it was so fucking cool.

• 3:28:49Speaker 03

  That's bananas.

• 3:28:49Speaker 04

  Everyone's up there, Ross is back there, Khalid Qualley's there.

• 3:28:53Speaker 05

  It was a great, it was a great, uh, hodgepodge of, uh, opinions on, uh, Judaism.

• 3:28:57Speaker 04

  It really was. Chappelle was like, they were trying to get Kanye, he's like, I think I should play Israel, he's like, you can't play a totalitarian regime.

• 3:29:05Speaker 05

  I was the only one that was like, hey, don't do that.

• 3:29:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. He goes, you can't play a totalitarian, I was like, didn't you go to Saudi Arabia?

• 3:29:15Speaker 03

  That was a great festival.

• 3:29:16Speaker 04

  Dude, I had to pick up my luggage from your hotel right afterwards.

• 3:29:19Speaker 05

  How was this out, you went to Saudi?

• 3:29:20Speaker 03

  It was, I would go again.

• 3:29:22Speaker 04

  Good shows?

• 3:29:22Speaker 03

  I mean, I got a world of shit, but it was so fun, they treated great.

• 3:29:26Speaker 04

  You skated more than anybody.

• 3:29:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I didn't hear anything about you getting shit.

• 3:29:30Speaker 03

  I don't, I didn't stand for anything, they said you can't talk about this.

• 3:29:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, you'll stand for shit, so you're not a hypocrite.

• 3:29:35Speaker 03

  I, I, they said you can't talk about this, they gave you a list of stuff.

• 3:29:38Speaker 04

  And you're like, I don't have any bits about that.

• 3:29:39Speaker 03

  And I was like, oh, okay, this is like half my act.

• 3:29:41Speaker 04

  Like what?

• 3:29:42Speaker 03

  Everything, oh, you know, can't fuck with the government, can't fuck with trans, can't fuck with gay, can't do this.

• 3:29:47Speaker 04

  Why?

• 3:29:47Speaker 03

  I was like, oh, god.

• 3:29:48Speaker 05

  No trans or gay jokes?

• 3:29:49Speaker 04

  You can't support trans or gay people. Support.

• 3:29:52Speaker 03

  Right, so I was fine.

• 3:29:53Speaker 04

  That's what they said?

• 3:29:54Speaker 03

  Stuff like that, yeah, a lot of that stuff.

• 3:29:55Speaker 05

  Just a mothership set.

• 3:29:59Speaker 05

  Just the, the contract you sign when you do the mothership.

• 3:30:02Speaker 03

  But I got on stage in blood.

• 3:30:06Speaker 03

  Everybody got in my head, like, be careful out there, man, they're gonna chop your hands off, it's gonna be crazy, and I was like, oh, god.

• 3:30:11Speaker 04

  You're a shoplifter.

• 3:30:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true. Uh, so, I got there and I'm like, I, I land on the plane.

• 3:30:18Speaker 04

  Shoplift in Saudi Arabia.

• 3:30:19Speaker 03

  No, no, not that crazy. I got one Cliff Bar from Hudson News, but I, I landed, and, uh, I'm like, women are driving? What, this place has gone to shit? Like, the whole thing was, it's all a route, it's, it's not that crazy. So then, I got to the hotel and I, I did one night, cause I was like, I better get in, better get out, they're gonna kill me. And it was great, they couldn't have been to more hospitable, and I did the show, and I was like, oh god, what am I gonna talk about? I got, my whole act is cut in half, and then you know when you're on stage and you get in that rhythm and you just do your act? Cause it's all you know? I just did my act, and I did everything they said not to do, and it was fine. I did muscle jokes, I was like, ah, you guys get high, what do you, stone each other, you know, shit like that, and they're like,

• 3:31:02Speaker 03

  They were the best crowd ever. They were so nice. It was great and I got the hell out of there.

• 3:31:06Speaker 02

  Well, imagine like you've never had comedy there and all of a sudden you have the best comics in the world.

• 3:31:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:31:11Speaker 02

  Kind of crazy.

• 3:31:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was some great comics there. I mean, you saw the list.

• 3:31:15Speaker 04

  No, nobody was reporting.

• 3:31:16Speaker 02

  I said no.

• 3:31:17Speaker 05

  I said no.

• 3:31:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, Tony said no too. They offered Tony a lot of money. He said no.

• 3:31:21Speaker 04

  So funny. They went after the right wing comics and the right wing comics are the ones that go, no. And then in the roast, they're like, these right wing comics.

• 3:31:29Speaker 02

  That wasn't the roast. It was only Chelsea. It was only Chelsea. And somebody probably wrote that. The whole thing was ridiculous. It was a total straw, man.

• 3:31:37Speaker 05

  She's doing good. We support her.

• 3:31:38Speaker 02

  Super, super good.

• 3:31:40Speaker 05

  I think she's doing good. I liked her. We had a nice time together.

• 3:31:43Speaker 03

  She had a good set. She killed.

• 3:31:45Speaker 02

  It's all the stuff she says when you're not around.

• 3:31:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, once you leave, that's when she starts chirping, but she was very nice in person.

• 3:31:51Speaker 02

  That's the problem with a lot of people. That's why social media sucks.

• 3:31:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, it brings it out of you.

• 3:31:56Speaker 04

  So all these people that shit on Joe Rogan and they go on his podcast and don't say shit.

• 3:32:00Speaker 02

  You're signaling.

• 3:32:01Speaker 03

  You gotta signal, yeah.

• 3:32:02Speaker 02

  You're signaling and then, you know, you have to signal after you leave. Yeah, fuck off.

• 3:32:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, you knew who was on it when you signed up, you know?

• 3:32:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:32:10Speaker 03

  You go to an orgy, Gabby Matty got jizzed on.

• 3:32:11Speaker 04

  Could've just not gone.

• 3:32:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:32:14Speaker 05

  That's a good point.

• 3:32:15Speaker 02

  Thank you. Well.

• 3:32:16Speaker 03

  I have a point.

• 3:32:18Speaker 05

  All right, guys, are you guys, uh, let's, let's talk a little college football.

• 3:32:23Speaker 05

  Let's talk a little.

• 3:32:24Speaker 03

  What about, we gotta get back to Grant.

• 3:32:27Speaker 05

  We can talk Grant. We can talk Civil War all day.

• 3:32:29Speaker 03

  Are we going on tonight? What, what's the plan here?

• 3:32:31Speaker 04

  Well, I ain't. We're drinking for DeRosa.

• 3:32:33Speaker 03

  Oh, we got DeRosa's, uh, coming out party.

• 3:32:36Speaker 02

  What are you guys going?

• 3:32:37Speaker 03

  He got on Netflix.

• 3:32:37Speaker 04

  Joe DeRosa's on Netflix for the first time.

• 3:32:39Speaker 02

  He did the show yesterday.

• 3:32:40Speaker 03

  That is a great fucking special. No, no humor involved.

• 3:32:44Speaker 02

  He was on the show last night too. He killed.

• 3:32:47Speaker 03

  He is a funny Egyptian adopted person.

• 3:32:49Speaker 02

  Fun dude too. Fun to hang out with. Too fun.

• 3:32:52Speaker 04

  Best drinkers.

• 3:32:52Speaker 05

  Most of the time, he's a great hang.

• 3:32:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, he can flip on you.

• 3:32:56Speaker 02

  He can be a little baby every once in a while.

• 3:32:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 3:33:00Speaker 04

  Have a heart to heart with you once in a while.

• 3:33:01Speaker 05

  He loves, nobody loves a heart to heart more.

• 3:33:03Speaker 04

  Heart to heart. Let's talk this out. Are we doing that now?

• 3:33:05Speaker 03

  I'm adopted.

• 3:33:06Speaker 05

  You guys have a heart to heart about.

• 3:33:07Speaker 04

  He's also, whatever. He's also the king of going.

• 3:33:10Speaker 05

  Minuscule thing on earth.

• 3:33:11Speaker 04

  When you're too drunk and he's like, come on, let's do shots. I'm like, dude, we're so bombed. This is such a bad idea. And he's like, fucking pussy, do a shot. He's gone nine minutes later at KFC and he's asleep.

• 3:33:21Speaker 03

  He loves KFC.

• 3:33:22Speaker 04

  He loves it. How is he not dead?

• 3:33:25Speaker 05

  I haven't had it in 20 years, but KFC rules.

• 3:33:28Speaker 03

  But here's what a dirtbag he is. We got drunk one night, this is 10 years ago in New York, and he's like, we gotta go to KFC. I was like, ah, and the only one open was in Penn Station. So it's me and him in Penn Station at like four in the morning, eating next to like a homeless guy. It was the saddest night of my life and he's like, this is the best KFC. I've tried them all. This one's good.

• 3:33:46Speaker 04

  He's like Savannah KFC.

• 3:33:48Speaker 02

  KFC Penn Station.

• 3:33:50Speaker 03

  He's the, uh, Anthony Bourdain of, of KFC.

• 3:33:53Speaker 04

  The best was during COVID, cause he was in the neighborhood when you were like, it was noon and you're like, hey, they're serving beers outside. He goes, I'll meet you in 10. Just, and then you called Jay. No one was doing anything and DeRosa was just always down to booze.

• 3:34:05Speaker 03

  Always. Easiest guy to convince. There's one little pushback and you go, I got a shot and he's like, alright.

• 3:34:11Speaker 04

  I got a business meeting later. I was like, you sure? He goes, I'll meet you.

• 3:34:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. How are those voodoo rangers treating you?

• 3:34:17Speaker 02

  They're good. They're solid. I like them.

• 3:34:20Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 3:34:21Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 3:34:21Speaker 05

  Why don't you bong one more beer?

• 3:34:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, come on, live your life, Joe. You're up to next to it. It's your birthday.

• 3:34:28Speaker 05

  Hey, JMo, can you queue up a birthday song by Drake?

• 3:34:31Speaker 02

  Uh, one of these things, these voodoo IPAs.

• 3:34:34Speaker 03

  Hey, did Burt, did Burt get back on the?

• 3:34:36Speaker 02

  No, give me a bottle. I'll like cancel.

• 3:34:37Speaker 03

  I know Brad Pitt's drinking, which is exciting.

• 3:34:40Speaker 05

  Shout out to him.

• 3:34:41Speaker 03

  Shout out to BP.

• 3:34:42Speaker 05

  Didn't even know he was sick. Yo, you're gonna bong a voodoo ranger?

• 3:34:46Speaker 03

  Oh, man. That's like drinking.

• 3:34:49Speaker 05

  You're bonging a voodoo.

• 3:34:50Speaker 03

  It's like chugging gravy.

• 3:34:51Speaker 05

  That's hard.

• 3:34:52Speaker 03

  Chugging gravy.

• 3:34:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, play this for, play this for Joe's birthday.

• 3:34:59Speaker 03

  Wait, is Burt back on the wagon?

• 3:35:01Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I think he's still, still not drinking.

• 3:35:04Speaker 04

  No way.

• 3:35:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's still not drinking.

• 3:35:06Speaker 04

  He was off in July.

• 3:35:07Speaker 02

  No, I think he's, uh, look, he had some serious fucking health issues.

• 3:35:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, for 30 years.

• 3:35:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, but he had crazy blood clots.

• 3:35:14Speaker 04

  Obesity.

• 3:35:15Speaker 02

  Blood clot. Three vaccinations.

• 3:35:18Speaker 04

  Said that. That was funny.

• 3:35:19Speaker 02

  He took three of those fucking mRNA vaccines.

• 3:35:21Speaker 03

  Now Conor McGregor's trying to piggyback.

• 3:35:25Speaker 04

  Conor McGregor stopped doing alcohol?

• 3:35:27Speaker 02

  That's so funny.

• 3:35:28Speaker 03

  That guy, he doesn't.

• 3:35:29Speaker 04

  Conor would be like, yo. Switching off coke and going back to alcohol. Like, what?

• 3:35:33Speaker 03

  He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

• 3:35:34Speaker 02

  Basically selling, uh, his stout. He has, uh, yeah.

• 3:35:39Speaker 03

  Another?

• 3:35:39Speaker 04

  And Alcibi, right?

• 3:35:41Speaker 02

  Black Forge, yeah. Gentlemen.

• 3:35:43Speaker 03

  Hey, happy birthday, big queef.

• 3:35:46Speaker 04

  Happy birthday.

• 3:35:49Speaker 03

  Hey, you're gonna be 60 soon. That's crazy.

• 3:35:52Speaker 04

  Damn, you go fast.

• 3:35:53Speaker 05

  That was good.

• 3:35:54Speaker 04

  That was fast.

• 3:35:55Speaker 03

  You still got it.

• 3:35:56Speaker 05

  Goddamn, Joe. That was a fresh one. That was cold.

• 3:35:59Speaker 04

  Chill, bro.

• 3:36:00Speaker 02

  Yes, Joe, yes.

• 3:36:01Speaker 05

  I'm used to the cold plunge. I can take cold temperatures.

• 3:36:04Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:36:04Speaker 02

  Down your throat.

• 3:36:06Speaker 05

  Better than hot ones.

• 3:36:08Speaker 02

  Hot, thick.

• 3:36:09Speaker 03

  It's a good show.

• 3:36:12Speaker 05

  I haven't done it.

• 3:36:13Speaker 04

  What?

• 3:36:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, what are you waiting for?

• 3:36:14Speaker 04

  I'm not interested.

• 3:36:15Speaker 02

  I did it. I gotta tell you.

• 3:36:16Speaker 05

  It's a ridiculous way to answer questions.

• 3:36:17Speaker 02

  I hated it.

• 3:36:18Speaker 04

  Hot one was.

• 3:36:18Speaker 03

  Really? How so?

• 3:36:20Speaker 02

  He eat the hot wings and he answer questions.

• 3:36:22Speaker 05

  I was hungover and, uh.

• 3:36:24Speaker 04

  Wings are perfect for that.

• 3:36:25Speaker 05

  I always eat wings when I'm hungover.

• 3:36:27Speaker 04

  But it's actually great.

• 3:36:28Speaker 05

  The wings were great.

• 3:36:29Speaker 04

  Oh, that's nice.

• 3:36:29Speaker 05

  And he, he's very nice. He's the man.

• 3:36:31Speaker 02

  He's a good guy. I met him at the store.

• 3:36:33Speaker 05

  It was just, yeah, he's the man. I just suck at that type of, I'm not good at that type of interview.

• 3:36:37Speaker 02

  It's a crazy way to do a conversation where you're dying from fucking sauce.

• 3:36:42Speaker 04

  The best was Conan. Conan called in his own medical staff.

• 3:36:44Speaker 03

  He killed it. Conan killed it. He really did.

• 3:36:47Speaker 05

  Called in a medical staff?

• 3:36:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was like.

• 3:36:49Speaker 05

  He rubbed hot sauce all over his face. It was.

• 3:36:51Speaker 03

  He's chugging milk. It was fun.

• 3:36:52Speaker 04

  It was great.

• 3:36:54Speaker 05

  I was crushing the milk.

• 3:36:55Speaker 03

  Milk helps.

• 3:36:56Speaker 05

  And at one point he was like, he was like.

• 3:36:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:36:58Speaker 05

  He's drinking a lot of milk.

• 3:37:00Speaker 02

  You should really get raw milk where all the cream's in it. That's the move.

• 3:37:03Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 3:37:03Speaker 02

  That'll really coat your throat.

• 3:37:05Speaker 03

  What about jizz?

• 3:37:06Speaker 04

  Raw milk.

• 3:37:07Speaker 03

  Bet that works.

• 3:37:08Speaker 04

  Where do you get raw milk?

• 3:37:09Speaker 05

  I drink it every week.

• 3:37:10Speaker 04

  Where do you get it?

• 3:37:11Speaker 05

  Get it at a farmer's market.

• 3:37:12Speaker 02

  The Amish, really?

• 3:37:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. I drink raw milk. I drink a gallon of raw milk every week.

• 3:37:18Speaker 03

  You know what I like about the Amish?

• 3:37:19Speaker 02

  So good.

• 3:37:20Speaker 03

  The Amish is cool because they don't force it on anybody. They do their own bullshit. They're in the buggy. They're churning butter. They don't push it on them.

• 3:37:26Speaker 02

  They just wanna bowl.

• 3:37:27Speaker 03

  Unlike communism.

• 3:37:28Speaker 02

  Have autism.

• 3:37:30Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 3:37:31Speaker 02

  The only people in the Amish community to have autism is adopted kids that were already vaccinated.

• 3:37:35Speaker 04

  Dude, they said if you switch off lactose, it cures autism. A lot of people, but that's probably the raw. It's the, it's the not raw.

• 3:37:41Speaker 02

  They're not vaccinated. They don't take kids and jab them up filled with aluminum and fucking mercury.

• 3:37:46Speaker 04

  Milk is also a thing. For autism, yeah.

• 3:37:49Speaker 03

  What?

• 3:37:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it might be the non-raw milk because no one drinks raw milk.

• 3:37:53Speaker 02

  I think the issue with milk is it does cause. Yeah, the ones that the, the one, the children that they found that have autism are the ones that were adopted.

• 3:38:03Speaker 03

  They just, they just don't go to the doctor.

• 3:38:06Speaker 05

  They don't have anything. That's actually a good point.

• 3:38:08Speaker 02

  That's possible.

• 3:38:09Speaker 05

  They don't go to the English doctor.

• 3:38:10Speaker 02

  The instances of autism are significantly lower.

• 3:38:14Speaker 05

  Jamie, Jamie works for the Fed.

• 3:38:16Speaker 04

  He does.

• 3:38:17Speaker 05

  Compromised. I grew up around these people and they're certainly autistic.

• 3:38:20Speaker 04

  Ohio State fans?

• 3:38:21Speaker 05

  Without a doubt autistic. I grew up next to Lancaster. I mean, we would drive by them. They'd be in their buggies. We'd roll down the window, play music real loud. Be like, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?

• 3:38:32Speaker 02

  Well, they're allowed to escape and do that. What is it called? Rumpelstiltskin?

• 3:38:36Speaker 03

  Rumspringa.

• 3:38:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:38:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:38:38Speaker 02

  Ever see that documentary? There's a documentary about it. It's kind of crazy.

• 3:38:41Speaker 03

  The girls go off.

• 3:38:42Speaker 02

  So. You watch these kids just go fucking nutty for a year.

• 3:38:46Speaker 05

  For two straight years, back to back Notre Dame games. We, Indiana has some Amish and, uh, they would go to Notre Dame football games and tailgate the guys that were on Rumspringa. You can be on Rumspringa as long as you want. It's not like one year.

• 3:38:59Speaker 02

  But you could only do it once and then you come back.

• 3:39:02Speaker 05

  You get, you get as long as you want. You can go until you're like 45 and be like, alright, I'm coming back.

• 3:39:06Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:39:07Speaker 05

  These boys were getting active and they are fully autistic. Uh, dude, Joe, not only are you wrong, they were, every single one of these boys was autistic. They had fucking bowl cuts and were getting shit housed.

• 3:39:24Speaker 02

  Are you sure that he's not just completely isolated from the regular world?

• 3:39:28Speaker 05

  Yoked. Dude, these are the strongest dudes.

• 3:39:30Speaker 03

  Well, they're building bars.

• 3:39:31Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:39:32Speaker 02

  They were so strong and their faces, dude, Jamie, bring up those Amish guys that got arrested. It'll come up. Amish mug shots. Wait till you see the faces these boys have.

• 3:39:42Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 3:39:43Speaker 02

  They're fucking wild looking, dude. They look.

• 3:39:45Speaker 04

  Such a good line to walk in on. Bring up those Amish dudes that got arrested.

• 3:39:48Speaker 03

  Whoa, look how thick. They're thick.

• 3:39:51Speaker 02

  They're all shredded.

• 3:39:52Speaker 04

  Inbred.

• 3:39:53Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 3:39:54Speaker 02

  His chin is like a guy, a sheep herder in England.

• 3:39:56Speaker 05

  Do you know how, 1700s?

• 3:39:58Speaker 02

  Nasty that O line is? You get fucking five of those motherfuckers?

• 3:40:02Speaker 05

  That guy.

• 3:40:03Speaker 03

  Wow, look at that motherfucker.

• 3:40:05Speaker 02

  It's interesting, like, why the religious fanatics always go with the beard, no mustache?

• 3:40:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, why not a mustache? Let it all go.

• 3:40:12Speaker 02

  It's weird. Beard, no mustache is strange.

• 3:40:14Speaker 05

  That's a sick look, dude.

• 3:40:15Speaker 02

  What is beard, no mustache? What's the significance?

• 3:40:18Speaker 05

  And an orange jumpsuit, dude, you're a legend.

• 3:40:20Speaker 02

  Far right.

• 3:40:20Speaker 03

  Wow, look at that. Yeah, you're right. They go off the stash.

• 3:40:24Speaker 04

  It's Oliver Tree's parents.

• 3:40:25Speaker 02

  Beard, beard, no.

• 3:40:28Speaker 03

  Shout out, shout out Oliver Tree. Alright, baby. What a bench.

• 3:40:32Speaker 02

  He died in a plane crash, right?

• 3:40:34Speaker 03

  Helicopter.

• 3:40:34Speaker 04

  In Brazil. He ruled all the way through.

• 3:40:37Speaker 02

  He was the man. He was the best.

• 3:40:39Speaker 03

  But you know those Amish, I saw, I used to see them in Wawa all the time. Those kids, yeah.

• 3:40:43Speaker 04

  Some of them are Mennonite. They look Amish, but they're not.

• 3:40:45Speaker 02

  Do you remember when we were, we were doing a gig in Western Massachusetts and we pulled into a rest stop and there was those ladies, they were Mennonite ladies?

• 3:40:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, like what?

• 3:40:54Speaker 02

  And you go, what, uh, what are you into? What is this? And they were like so nervous. They were these crazy religious ladies. They were so nervous. And Diaz is like, look at fucking Ari over there. Scan the fuck out of these white people.

• 3:41:07Speaker 04

  What, what are we doing?

• 3:41:08Speaker 02

  He's like, what are you doing? What is this? What cult are you in? It was so funny. You were so aggressive.

• 3:41:15Speaker 04

  I wasn't trying to be. I'm just awkward.

• 3:41:17Speaker 03

  But you're just like, you're like looming.

• 3:41:20Speaker 04

  I'm 6'3", but I feel like a loser.

• 3:41:22Speaker 02

  You're looming over these poor ladies.

• 3:41:25Speaker 04

  What are you doing? Where are you going?

• 3:41:27Speaker 02

  They're wearing pilgrim outfits and shit. You're looming over them. It was so funny. I was like, Ari's the best.

• 3:41:33Speaker 04

  I shouldn't even talk to men and I'm like, come on, give me answers.

• 3:41:35Speaker 02

  You could send Ari in. He would do anything. He was shameless.

• 3:41:38Speaker 03

  Oh, those are the days.

• 3:41:39Speaker 02

  That's why Amazing Racist was so funny. Who's next?

• 3:41:42Speaker 03

  That was great.

• 3:41:42Speaker 02

  I think your next bitch.

• 3:41:43Speaker 05

  Mark hasn't had one.

• 3:41:44Speaker 03

  Bring it on. Bring it on.

• 3:41:46Speaker 02

  I had two, bitch. How dare you?

• 3:41:47Speaker 03

  I'm not good at it.

• 3:41:49Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 3:41:49Speaker 03

  I gotta, I just gotta learn.

• 3:41:50Speaker 02

  Who gets good at this?

• 3:41:51Speaker 04

  You're good at it.

• 3:41:52Speaker 03

  You guys are going on.

• 3:41:53Speaker 02

  This is chess.

• 3:41:54Speaker 05

  Second worst.

• 3:41:55Speaker 02

  You're really good at it.

• 3:41:57Speaker 03

  You're the best at it.

• 3:41:58Speaker 05

  You were the best at it.

• 3:41:59Speaker 04

  You were the best at it. Shane's second, I'm third.

• 3:42:01Speaker 02

  What, the quickness?

• 3:42:02Speaker 04

  Quickness, yeah. You open up your throat like you've had that happen before.

• 3:42:06Speaker 02

  You know what's craziest is Luke Combs.

• 3:42:09Speaker 03

  He'd get down.

• 3:42:10Speaker 02

  Being him, we shotgun together and I'm like, that doesn't even make any sense. Like, how did, what are you, a whale? How did, how did you open your mouth up and swallow Jonah?

• 3:42:21Speaker 05

  By the way, you're a bitch for rolling cigarettes.

• 3:42:23Speaker 04

  Why?

• 3:42:24Speaker 05

  It's just gay, pisses me off.

• 3:42:25Speaker 02

  Have one of these. DeRosa gave me these.

• 3:42:27Speaker 04

  I know what those are. I'm gonna roll my own.

• 3:42:29Speaker 02

  Why do that when you get a filter?

• 3:42:31Speaker 04

  It's tryhard. I have a filter.

• 3:42:33Speaker 05

  It is tryhard.

• 3:42:34Speaker 04

  I have a filter. I made my own filter.

• 3:42:35Speaker 02

  Eww.

• 3:42:36Speaker 04

  This is the way the Indians did it.

• 3:42:37Speaker 05

  The Indians.

• 3:42:38Speaker 03

  The Indians.

• 3:42:39Speaker 04

  Your anger is why I do this.

• 3:42:40Speaker 02

  The Indians didn't use papers, you fucking retard. You don't know, that's my people. Don't, don't talk shit.

• 3:42:45Speaker 05

  It's working, brother.

• 3:42:46Speaker 03

  What, you're half Cherokee?

• 3:42:47Speaker 02

  No.

• 3:42:48Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 3:42:48Speaker 02

  I wish I was. Be fun to say.

• 3:42:50Speaker 03

  You'd be messaging it by now.

• 3:42:51Speaker 02

  My land.

• 3:42:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:42:53Speaker 02

  My people.

• 3:42:54Speaker 03

  My squaw.

• 3:42:55Speaker 05

  You were good at it.

• 3:42:56Speaker 04

  Nice. That was the best one I've ever done.

• 3:42:57Speaker 02

  I just identified with that.

• 3:42:59Speaker 03

  Really? We got the arrows.

• 3:43:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, you got the arrows.

• 3:43:03Speaker 02

  Also, live in Texas. This is Comanche land. These are the wildest Indians ever in this spot.

• 3:43:09Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 3:43:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. There's a great book. You wanna read a great book? Empire of the Summer Moon. Fucking insane book.

• 3:43:16Speaker 04

  They made the movie, right?

• 3:43:17Speaker 05

  It's the best.

• 3:43:17Speaker 02

  Uh, no, that was that other one. What was that one, Jamie?

• 3:43:20Speaker 05

  Hostiles. Had a little bit of it.

• 3:43:23Speaker 02

  That was, uh, McCormick McCarthy, right?

• 3:43:27Speaker 05

  Blood Meridian.

• 3:43:28Speaker 02

  Blood Meridian. No, no, no, it wasn't that. It was, uh, the one with Leonardo DiCaprio.

• 3:43:35Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 3:43:36Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 3:43:36Speaker 05

  That had nothing to do with the Comanche. That was in the north.

• 3:43:38Speaker 02

  I know, I know, but that was the name of the movie. He was saying the movie.

• 3:43:41Speaker 04

  Was it Empire of the Summer?

• 3:43:42Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. That was one, but there was another one.

• 3:43:45Speaker 03

  The later one.

• 3:43:46Speaker 05

  Killers of the Flower Moon.

• 3:43:47Speaker 02

  Flower Moon. That's right, the Flower Moon. That has nothing to do with the Comanche. Right, right, but it was, it was a confusion.

• 3:43:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:43:53Speaker 02

  So Empire of the Summer Moon is all about the Comanche and about how they controlled Texas and Oklahoma. Like, it was impossible to pass, so this is how fucked up the people were back then. They would give people homesteads. They would say, hey, Mark, would you like your own land?

• 3:44:10Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm, sure.

• 3:44:11Speaker 02

  We'll give you, we'll, we'll give you a hundred thousand acres.

• 3:44:14Speaker 03

  Love it.

• 3:44:15Speaker 02

  You can have this place. And you just go there and you move there and they, and then...

• 3:44:19Speaker 05

  In about five months, you, your wife, and your kids are about to get beheaded and raped.

• 3:44:24Speaker 02

  Is that what you're doing with this condo you're trying to give me? Oh, Taylor Sheridan is, Taylor Sheridan is, uh, turning into a show.

• 3:44:30Speaker 03

  Oh, that's exciting.

• 3:44:31Speaker 02

  It's gonna be sick.

• 3:44:32Speaker 05

  I hope he doesn't make it gay.

• 3:44:33Speaker 04

  He will.

• 3:44:34Speaker 02

  No, he won't.

• 3:44:36Speaker 05

  No, it needs to be made by...

• 3:44:37Speaker 03

  Landman got a little creepy.

• 3:44:39Speaker 02

  No, you gotta see, you gotta see, what was it, eighteen eighty-three? What was it? Twenty-three? Eighteen twenty-three?

• 3:44:47Speaker 03

  Eighteen eighty-two.

• 3:44:48Speaker 02

  Eighteen...

• 3:44:49Speaker 05

  Eighteen eighty-three, I saw that.

• 3:44:50Speaker 02

  The one that he did that was about people trying to make it across the country was the most accurate.

• 3:44:56Speaker 03

  Really?

• 3:44:57Speaker 02

  It was the most accurate depiction of what it was like for these fucking crazy settlers on wagons to try to make it through Indian country.

• 3:45:04Speaker 04

  They're all like Danish and shit and trying their best to settle.

• 3:45:07Speaker 02

  They all got lied to. They all got lied to, just the way these poor motherfuckers that moved into Oklahoma got lied to. And that, like, you see those photos out, that are outside, or all like, uh, all these different Indians, different people?

• 3:45:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:45:20Speaker 02

  Quanah Parker, like, that, that guy, his mother was Cynthia Ann Parker, who got kidnapped by the Comanche.

• 3:45:27Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 3:45:27Speaker 02

  When she was nine years old. They slaughtered her entire family, kidnapped her, she married the chief, and then her son was the last Comanche chief. That was Quanah Parker.

• 3:45:37Speaker 03

  Holy moly.

• 3:45:38Speaker 02

  And that's, that's right here. I, I was just, the other day, I was driving down Quanah Parker Lane.

• 3:45:42Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 3:45:44Speaker 02

  The names, bro, this guy killed everybody. He was a beast. He was a fucking monster.

• 3:45:50Speaker 05

  Don't look into history.

• 3:45:52Speaker 02

  Oh, dude.

• 3:45:52Speaker 05

  If you wanna tear down statues, don't look into history.

• 3:45:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can't tear down statues. You just gotta accept the fact that we're learning how to be better people.

• 3:46:01Speaker 03

  And where do those statues go?

• 3:46:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, where do they go?

• 3:46:03Speaker 03

  They must be in a warehouse somewhere. I'd like to get my hands on an old robbery league.

• 3:46:07Speaker 02

  They melt them down, turn them into dicks.

• 3:46:08Speaker 05

  Somebody was just showing me one. I think it was Stonewall Jackson. They just remade a statue and just fucked it up.

• 3:46:17Speaker 03

  Mm. Oh, the Messi, Lionel Messi?

• 3:46:20Speaker 05

  Well, no.

• 3:46:21Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, the dick with his dick out?

• 3:46:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, that was bad.

• 3:46:24Speaker 02

  There's a statue of Lionel Messi with his dick out?

• 3:46:26Speaker 04

  It's just a bad statue. It looks like his dick.

• 3:46:28Speaker 03

  Pull it up. The Ronaldo one's not great either.

• 3:46:30Speaker 05

  Ronaldo one's hilarious.

• 3:46:31Speaker 04

  It's all neck.

• 3:46:32Speaker 05

  His face is fucked up.

• 3:46:34Speaker 02

  But this place where we're living in, for hundreds of years, the Comanche ruled.

• 3:46:39Speaker 04

  Till the whites game. Yeah, that.

• 3:46:40Speaker 03

  Uh, you gotta show it from behind, though.

• 3:46:43Speaker 02

  That picture's crazy. What is that thing that's supposed to be in front of him?

• 3:46:46Speaker 04

  World Cup.

• 3:46:46Speaker 03

  The World Cup trophy.

• 3:46:47Speaker 02

  Put it in a different place.

• 3:46:49Speaker 03

  You'd think.

• 3:46:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:46:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, put it in his hand. Don't put it right in front of his cat.

• 3:46:53Speaker 03

  Oh. Damn. But yeah, you know about Davy Crockett?

• 3:46:58Speaker 05

  What about him?

• 3:46:59Speaker 03

  Well, the fact that he bought, he, no, I'm sorry, Daniel Boone. Sorry, Daniel Boone.

• 3:47:05Speaker 05

  That's easy to mistake.

• 3:47:06Speaker 03

  Daniel Boone, my bad.

• 3:47:07Speaker 05

  They're both there.

• 3:47:08Speaker 03

  Daniel Boone was the ultimate badass. This guy's crazy. He started Boonsville, which was just a fort that he bathed. And he kept getting attacked by Indians. His daughter gets stolen, he goes back, finds her, kills everybody, brings his daughter back, which was unheard of. You know, this white guy alone is just killing a bunch of Indians, gets his daughter back. Eventually, he's trying to make, uh, make salt in the river. Everything was about salt back then. He's making salt in the river. They kidnap him. They got him, you know, chained up, whatever, they're walking him down. He runs away, just randomly escapes. He only walks on rocks to get away, so they can't find him, 'cause then they can't find footprints.

• 3:47:50Speaker 03

  This is how crazy he was. Gets back to the fort, he goes, I killed a bunch of guys, they're gonna kill us, we gotta set up. For nine days, Indians attacked the fort, and they're just, you know, shooting them off, shooting them off. Eventually, the Indians burned the fort, and then the militia showed up.

• 3:48:09Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 3:48:09Speaker 03

  And they, they saved him. But yeah, crazy. Nine days fighting off, uh, Native Americans.

• 3:48:15Speaker 02

  Bro, we're so lucky to be living in twenty twenty-six.

• 3:48:18Speaker 03

  I know.

• 3:48:20Speaker 02

  Imagine if you were living in Mongolia in the year twelve hundred.

• 3:48:25Speaker 03

  I get a bad hotel, I'm like, fuck this place. I got the worst life, my flight's delayed, fuck you.

• 3:48:30Speaker 02

  They thought everybody was a pussy who didn't live in a felt tent.

• 3:48:33Speaker 05

  In a rat, rat skin suit.

• 3:48:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, rat skin.

• 3:48:37Speaker 03

  Is that right?

• 3:48:38Speaker 02

  Bro, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History is the greatest podcast on history ever, and he's got a thing called The Wrath of the Khan. And it is like five episodes long of Genghis Khan, or Chingus Khan, as he says it. That's how they say it. It's like, there's a bunch of different translations of whatever, actually, man, The Great Khan.

• 3:48:57Speaker 03

  Now he's got a film festival.

• 3:48:58Speaker 02

  Bro, it's fucking insane. It's so good. I got obsessed with, with Genghis Khan after that. Obsessed.

• 3:49:06Speaker 03

  Really?

• 3:49:06Speaker 02

  Obsessed. I could, I read, I, I watched like three different documentaries on him. I read, I watched movies on him. I, I read two books. It's fucking, it's fucking, he was so insane.

• 3:49:18Speaker 03

  Really? I gotta watch some of this stuff.

• 3:49:20Speaker 02

  He was born with a blood clot in his hand, like, in his fist. And his, his mother was like concerned, like, that he was gonna become a monster from the time he was born. He killed his brother. His brother, his brother used to steal fish from him and his other brothers, so they killed him with a bow and arrow.

• 3:49:35Speaker 03

  Whoa. You can kill somebody with an arrow?

• 3:49:40Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 3:49:41Speaker 05

  It's all the Mongolians did.

• 3:49:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 3:49:43Speaker 02

  Have you ever shot a bow?

• 3:49:45Speaker 03

  I mean, like, an old kid's one.

• 3:49:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, in summer camp.

• 3:49:48Speaker 02

  That's why you don't think you can kill somebody. We have a archery range in the, the studio.

• 3:49:52Speaker 04

  Let's do it.

• 3:49:53Speaker 02

  I'll take you back there right now. I'll show you how I can kill you.

• 3:49:56Speaker 03

  All right.

• 3:49:56Speaker 04

  Dude, I went to Carlin's, uh, film festival.

• 3:49:59Speaker 03

  Who?

• 3:49:59Speaker 04

  I thought Dan Carlin.

• 3:50:00Speaker 02

  Dan Carlin has a film festival?

• 3:50:02Speaker 04

  Gay.

• 3:50:03Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:50:03Speaker 04

  Am I thinking of the wrong guy?

• 3:50:04Speaker 03

  What the hell are you talking about?

• 3:50:05Speaker 05

  He's a gay film festival.

• 3:50:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:50:07Speaker 02

  Who are you talking about? What are you talking about?

• 3:50:09Speaker 05

  Different guy.

• 3:50:10Speaker 03

  Hardcore, hardcore.

• 3:50:12Speaker 02

  What gay film festival are you going to?

• 3:50:14Speaker 04

  It was like a porn film festival.

• 3:50:16Speaker 03

  This is like a Mitch McConnell moment. Something's going on. You're, you're crossing wires here.

• 3:50:20Speaker 02

  Yo, is that guy still alive?

• 3:50:22Speaker 04

  Who?

• 3:50:22Speaker 03

  He is.

• 3:50:24Speaker 04

  Mitch McConnell?

• 3:50:24Speaker 02

  Are you sure?

• 3:50:25Speaker 04

  They say he's not, right? They say he's like...

• 3:50:27Speaker 03

  He's in the, he's in the bed in the hospital.

• 3:50:29Speaker 05

  They're grabbing his hand and signing bills.

• 3:50:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:50:32Speaker 02

  Is he alive?

• 3:50:33Speaker 03

  I believe he is. I know Lindsey Graham is, is off the, off the reservation.

• 3:50:38Speaker 02

  He's gone.

• 3:50:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:50:39Speaker 02

  Do you think Russia killed him?

• 3:50:41Speaker 05

  I like that idea.

• 3:50:42Speaker 02

  I do, too.

• 3:50:43Speaker 03

  I mean, he was old.

• 3:50:44Speaker 02

  It seems like he might have got blowed up.

• 3:50:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, while looking at a drone factory. Oh, this is awesome. Yeah, like, oh my god, we're gonna kill so many people.

• 3:50:53Speaker 02

  Sitting on the drone.

• 3:50:58Speaker 05

  I was just, uh, in Charleston, like I said, and I was making fun of Lindsey Graham, and I was like, I wonder how they're gonna feel. Hall Stadium was like, yeah. Well, I was like, what you got? You got a motor for him?

• 3:51:08Speaker 02

  He was a weird guy.

• 3:51:10Speaker 03

  Breakdown.

• 3:51:11Speaker 02

  If there was ever a guy, they're like, that guy's gay.

• 3:51:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:51:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, he looks gay. He looks old, southern gay.

• 3:51:17Speaker 05

  Actually, Tony Hinchcliffe looked like Hulk Hogan.

• 3:51:21Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 3:51:23Speaker 03

  But southern and gay is a fine line. We got genteel down there.

• 3:51:26Speaker 04

  Proper.

• 3:51:27Speaker 03

  You know, just a seared sucker soup, mint julep, I do declare.

• 3:51:31Speaker 02

  That's the weird thing about history.

• 3:51:33Speaker 03

  But they're like, you know.

• 3:51:34Speaker 02

  When you go back to armies, when armies were like a bunch of dudes just out in the field together for years at a time, they all got gay.

• 3:51:41Speaker 03

  It must have, it must have happened.

• 3:51:43Speaker 05

  I disagree with this concept.

• 3:51:44Speaker 02

  Spartans were gay as fuck and they were the.

• 3:51:46Speaker 03

  It happened.

• 3:51:47Speaker 02

  When you think about like elite warriors in history, don't you think about the Spartans?

• 3:51:52Speaker 03

  I mean statistically it had happened.

• 3:51:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, three hundred.

• 3:51:54Speaker 05

  I didn't get tricked by the comic book movie. No, I don't think of the Spartans.

• 3:51:58Speaker 02

  They kept that out of that movie. Three hundred, they kept the gay stuff out.

• 3:52:02Speaker 05

  They should have tossed that in.

• 3:52:03Speaker 02

  They shaved their chest down though, I'll tell you that. They got, they got sleek. Yeah, they all were shaved up. It didn't make any sense. Like where's the hair? Nobody had any hair in that movie.

• 3:52:12Speaker 04

  In the movie, yeah.

• 3:52:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:52:13Speaker 03

  Really?

• 3:52:14Speaker 02

  So it was kinda gay.

• 3:52:15Speaker 04

  Like wrestlers.

• 3:52:16Speaker 03

  I guess so.

• 3:52:17Speaker 04

  Wrestlers don't have any hair. They'll shave it. Hulk Hogan had a red hair on his chest.

• 3:52:21Speaker 03

  They didn't have a word for gay back then, because it was just so normal.

• 3:52:24Speaker 04

  Boys.

• 3:52:24Speaker 03

  In Greece.

• 3:52:25Speaker 02

  What about that one day?

• 3:52:26Speaker 05

  Silly talk.

• 3:52:27Speaker 03

  I'm telling you.

• 3:52:28Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 3:52:29Speaker 03

  They had no word for gay. We got a thousand words for gay. Gay, homo.

• 3:52:33Speaker 02

  Who didn't have word for gay?

• 3:52:35Speaker 03

  Greeks.

• 3:52:36Speaker 05

  Who told you that?

• 3:52:37Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 3:52:38Speaker 03

  I think I saw a reel.

• 3:52:39Speaker 02

  Put that in perplexity, Jamie.

• 3:52:41Speaker 03

  You don't.

• 3:52:41Speaker 05

  I mean, put that into our AI sponsor.

• 3:52:44Speaker 03

  Now they're perplexed.

• 3:52:45Speaker 05

  Perplexity is a truth teller.

• 3:52:46Speaker 03

  Gay was just gay. It was just like living. Hey.

• 3:52:49Speaker 02

  Perplexity stomped me on the ome.

• 3:52:51Speaker 03

  What's this thing? Alexander the Great had a couple of boyfriends.

• 3:52:54Speaker 02

  He had a good point about the autism thing that I never thought about.

• 3:52:57Speaker 04

  They don't go to doctors.

• 3:52:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, no doctors. They're not getting checked out. These dudes are doing math in their head while they're putting up blogs.

• 3:53:02Speaker 04

  They don't have a single neutral word.

• 3:53:04Speaker 02

  Ancient Greeks did not have a single neutral word equivalent to the modern identity term gay.

• 3:53:08Speaker 03

  Appreciate it, Jamie.

• 3:53:10Speaker 02

  Sexuality was generally described through acts, social roles, or particular relationships, rather than a fixed orientation.

• 3:53:17Speaker 05

  I just, I just think we have a, we have a very weird thing in modern history where we like to look back and be like, they were gay. Did you know women controlled this tribe? Everyone was gay back then. Abraham Lincoln was gay. It's like, shut up.

• 3:53:33Speaker 03

  I get what you're saying.

• 3:53:34Speaker 05

  Shut up.

• 3:53:34Speaker 03

  But I'm just saying, that's what I heard.

• 3:53:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but there was also like legit gay shit.

• 3:53:39Speaker 05

  That's from the same people that are saying.

• 3:53:41Speaker 02

  Like how about the Papua New Guinea people? Do you know about that?

• 3:53:45Speaker 04

  What about them?

• 3:53:45Speaker 02

  What, you don't know about that? The semen warriors of Papua New Guinea? They would take a child when they were six years old and he would have an anal father and they would be literally removed from their parents. And this, and they thought that in order for a man to grow strong, had to consume semen, either in his mouth or his anus.

• 3:54:05Speaker 03

  Mouth?

• 3:54:06Speaker 02

  And from the time they're six, from the time they're six, these warriors were taken away from their family and they were brought to a man. And that man would fuck them in the ass and fuck them in the mouth and they would do the same to a young boy that came up.

• 3:54:19Speaker 04

  Could you just come on the table and we'll look at it?

• 3:54:21Speaker 02

  And the only thing that stopped them was Christian missionaries. They're like, hey, hey, hey.

• 3:54:25Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 3:54:25Speaker 05

  That seems to be a.

• 3:54:26Speaker 03

  Anyone else hard?

• 3:54:28Speaker 05

  Common theme in history.

• 3:54:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:54:30Speaker 05

  I was watching the Northman.

• 3:54:31Speaker 02

  Dudes are so gross. If you leave us alone, we fuck each other.

• 3:54:34Speaker 05

  No, not that. I'm saying Christians, Christians showing up and going, what are you doing?

• 3:54:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:54:38Speaker 05

  Here's some gunpowder. Shut the fuck up. I was watching the Northman last night and I was like, thank goodness Christianity showed up and fucking knocked this shit off.

• 3:54:47Speaker 02

  According to Plutarch, the three hundred handpicked men were chosen by Gordias purely for ability and merit, regardless of social class. It was comprised of a hundred fifty male couples, each pair consisting of an older Erastus.

• 3:55:04Speaker 03

  Lover.

• 3:55:05Speaker 02

  And a younger Aromenes.

• 3:55:07Speaker 04

  Beloved.

• 3:55:08Speaker 03

  Beloved.

• 3:55:08Speaker 02

  Beloved. Uh, Athenaus of Nocritus.

• 3:55:14Speaker 05

  Wait, wait.

• 3:55:15Speaker 02

  Also records in the sacred band as being composed of lovers and their favorite, thus indicating the dignity of the god Eros.

• 3:55:24Speaker 05

  Is this about?

• 3:55:24Speaker 02

  That they embrace the glorious death in preference to a dishonorable and reprehensible life.

• 3:55:30Speaker 05

  So this is saying the Spartan, the three hundred were a hundred fifty couples?

• 3:55:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:55:34Speaker 05

  Okay, now click the citation and tell me what year that book was written.

• 3:55:42Speaker 05

  Not Plutarch.

• 3:55:43Speaker 03

  Oh, two, two thousand two?

• 3:55:46Speaker 04

  What's your point?

• 3:55:47Speaker 05

  What's the point? I'm just saying it's modern, it's very modern to be like, they, you know, they were all gay.

• 3:55:52Speaker 02

  Right, but, but there's a reality.

• 3:55:54Speaker 05

  A thousand years later, they're like, they were gay.

• 3:55:56Speaker 02

  There's a reality of like boy lovers and like Socrates and all these guys.

• 3:56:00Speaker 05

  Immediately at this table, we bring up Greeks. It's like, you know, they fucked guys. Like that's.

• 3:56:06Speaker 02

  Well, not just Greeks. It was also Romans. It was also Japanese. The samurai did it.

• 3:56:11Speaker 05

  Everybody fucked guys.

• 3:56:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:56:12Speaker 05

  We're still fucking guys.

• 3:56:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, guys rule.

• 3:56:14Speaker 02

  It's also in the Islamic world. It's a big problem, you know, the fucking dancing boys in Afghanistan.

• 3:56:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:56:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a, there's a.

• 3:56:22Speaker 04

  I heard a thing about some soldier that was stationed there and they were like, saw all that stuff.

• 3:56:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Man love Thursdays or whatever.

• 3:56:28Speaker 04

  We're not here for that.

• 3:56:29Speaker 03

  Whoa, mama.

• 3:56:30Speaker 02

  Not in the, what is this? What are you pulling up?

• 3:56:32Speaker 06

  I just asked if the Spartan army was gay.

• 3:56:36Speaker 02

  Not in the modern sense of uniformly gay army. Ancient Spartans did not use sexual orientation categories like gay, straight, and Spartan men were generally expected to marry women and produce citizen children, same-sex desire, and age-structured male relationships existed.

• 3:56:54Speaker 04

  They weren't gay.

• 3:56:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, they did a lot of gay shit.

• 3:56:56Speaker 03

  Right, right, right.

• 3:56:56Speaker 02

  It was prison shit.

• 3:56:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:56:58Speaker 03

  Is it true? And this, this is, you know, again, I saw a reel.

• 3:57:03Speaker 03

  In the Middle East, there's more trans people.

• 3:57:05Speaker 02

  In Iran.

• 3:57:06Speaker 03

  Sorry, in Iran, because.

• 3:57:08Speaker 02

  It's illegal to be gay.

• 3:57:09Speaker 03

  You can't be gay, so become a woman.

• 3:57:12Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:57:12Speaker 04

  And the trans is okay?

• 3:57:13Speaker 02

  That's real.

• 3:57:14Speaker 03

  And trans is okay, because at least you're banging a lady.

• 3:57:17Speaker 04

  Dude, I am fucked up.

• 3:57:20Speaker 05

  Let's get one more beer.

• 3:57:22Speaker 04

  I am. I'm gonna bar.

• 3:57:23Speaker 03

  Do we get dinner? What do you guys wanna do?

• 3:57:25Speaker 05

  Let's fucking go.

• 3:57:27Speaker 03

  Go to the club? What's the story here?

• 3:57:28Speaker 02

  Doing both of those things. All right.

• 3:57:30Speaker 04

  Food, then we'll go out with DeRosa.

• 3:57:31Speaker 05

  I'm not doing stand up.

• 3:57:32Speaker 04

  Go with DeRosa.

• 3:57:33Speaker 02

  You're not?

• 3:57:33Speaker 04

  Not, I'm not just gonna stand up tonight.

• 3:57:34Speaker 02

  No, I'm going to a bar.

• 3:57:36Speaker 03

  Well, we connect with DeRosa. We gotta figure out, I mean, it's still five. It's not even nighttime.

• 3:57:40Speaker 04

  It'll start at like seven or eight.

• 3:57:41Speaker 05

  I could also go home and sleep.

• 3:57:42Speaker 02

  Boys, let's go. Come on. Push it.

• 3:57:45Speaker 04

  We definitely gotta eat.

• 3:57:46Speaker 02

  I had like two hours sleep last night because I ate like fifty fucking nicotine pouches. I was lying in bed. I couldn't sleep.

• 3:57:51Speaker 05

  That's why I'd say let's just drink here for another hour and then go.

• 3:57:54Speaker 04

  You're not like anyone else.

• 3:57:55Speaker 02

  What do you mean? What way?

• 3:57:56Speaker 04

  You recover in a way that seems suspect.

• 3:57:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's weird. It is suspect.

• 3:58:01Speaker 02

  I'm from a different time.

• 3:58:02Speaker 04

  It's like there's a, there's a.

• 3:58:04Speaker 05

  There's a Grogan two, like Gallagher.

• 3:58:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're Rick Springfield.

• 3:58:07Speaker 02

  Well, I have different genes. I have, I have a primitive genes. It's a fact.

• 3:58:10Speaker 05

  Fucking illusionist or.

• 3:58:11Speaker 02

  I got a lot of Neanderthal.

• 3:58:13Speaker 05

  There's two of these fucking guys.

• 3:58:14Speaker 02

  I got Neanderthal genes, man. It's a fact.

• 3:58:16Speaker 05

  All right, well, how about this?

• 3:58:17Speaker 04

  Let's go get some pizza.

• 3:58:18Speaker 05

  How about we drink for another hour and then leave?

• 3:58:20Speaker 02

  Because otherwise we're stuck here.

• 3:58:22Speaker 03

  What do you wanna eat?

• 3:58:23Speaker 05

  I'm saying, five to, he's got a show at seven.

• 3:58:27Speaker 04

  But we gotta start drinking with DeRosa.

• 3:58:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that's later.

• 3:58:30Speaker 02

  Are you doing my show?

• 3:58:30Speaker 04

  Seven or eight.

• 3:58:31Speaker 03

  I'll do the show.

• 3:58:32Speaker 02

  Norman's doing the show.

• 3:58:33Speaker 05

  He's doing a show.

• 3:58:33Speaker 02

  These faggots are gonna go out and fucking party with DeRosa.

• 3:58:37Speaker 03

  I'll do that too.

• 3:58:38Speaker 02

  No, I have to do a show. I have to do a show.

• 3:58:40Speaker 03

  But DeRosa's gonna be.

• 3:58:41Speaker 04

  You can come for a little, but you're closing out the show.

• 3:58:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I wanna be there. It's fun. I'll be there for the, in the mix of things.

• 3:58:46Speaker 04

  Drinking with DeRosa will also be fun. Antony.

• 3:58:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it'll be fun.

• 3:58:50Speaker 03

  Edge?

• 3:58:51Speaker 02

  Tony, what, Hinscliff? Hinscliff's on the show with me.

• 3:58:54Speaker 04

  He's, he's canceling.

• 3:58:56Speaker 05

  No chance he cancels. Shut up.

• 3:58:58Speaker 02

  Ian Edwards is in town.

• 3:59:00Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 3:59:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's on the show tonight too.

• 3:59:02Speaker 03

  He's underrated.

• 3:59:03Speaker 02

  He doesn't even eat vegetables.

• 3:59:04Speaker 03

  That's fucking weird.

• 3:59:05Speaker 02

  Lives off air. Photosynthesis.

• 3:59:11Speaker 03

  He's going off the sun.

• 3:59:12Speaker 02

  I used to take pictures every time we'd go on the road together of him sleeping on the plane, because he was a vegan. I was like, he's always tired, like, and so and one time he caught me sleeping. I'm like, this motherfucker. There's a video of him smiling, a giant, I'm like.

• 3:59:25Speaker 04

  I got you once.

• 3:59:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got me.

• 3:59:27Speaker 04

  I got, I just posted on Twitter, we were about to take off and I just, I took a picture of you, open mouth like that.

• 3:59:31Speaker 02

  We're not going anywhere.

• 3:59:32Speaker 04

  Do what you will. And then we took off and then five hours, it was like that AIDS lady to Africa. She landed, you turn your phone and I was like.

• 3:59:41Speaker 02

  I get sleep, man.

• 3:59:42Speaker 04

  Photoshopped.

• 3:59:43Speaker 02

  That's the thing that bothered me about those goddamn nicotine pouches. I can always sleep. I can always sleep. And last night I was like, I can't fucking sleep. And I'm like, I had twenty nicotine pouches. This is twenty?

• 3:59:53Speaker 04

  You gotta chill like seven P M.

• 3:59:55Speaker 03

  That's crazy, man.

• 3:59:56Speaker 02

  I just kept popping them in. We were having fun. We were laughing. We were just joking. I just kept throwing them in my mouth and and then when I got home at night, I was like, all right, I'm done with those.

• 4:00:05Speaker 04

  You're wide awake, just feel like heart beating.

• 4:00:07Speaker 03

  They fucking work. I mean, I was, the first twenty-five, thirty minutes, I was really like uncomfortable.

• 4:00:12Speaker 02

  You do develop a tolerance for them.

• 4:00:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:00:14Speaker 03

  Obviously, yeah.

• 4:00:15Speaker 02

  Shane can pop them all day long.

• 4:00:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, everybody, everybody in New York I see has that circle in their pocket. Every guy from twenty to fifty has that circle.

• 4:00:25Speaker 02

  They're addicted, but not that much really. Like I went on vacation and I didn't bring any with me and that was fine.

• 4:00:30Speaker 03

  They say it's the most addictive drug.

• 4:00:31Speaker 02

  Didn't bother me at all. Yeah, I'm not sure if that's true.

• 4:00:34Speaker 03

  But it's not bad for you.

• 4:00:35Speaker 02

  Maybe, maybe I'm different, because I don't, whatever it is, I don't seem, the addiction thing to me is like, I get it. I get the pull, but.

• 4:00:42Speaker 04

  Chemical addiction.

• 4:00:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, I didn't have any withdrawals. There was no like shakes, like weird, I need nicotine. There was nothing.

• 4:00:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I envy those people who are like, I'll smoke one cigarette.

• 4:00:52Speaker 02

  The only thing I've ever felt that really got me was caffeine.

• 4:00:56Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 4:00:57Speaker 02

  I was drinking these sodas. They had these sodas that you could buy in like liquor stores in L.A. that were filled with caffeine and I would write. They were like death soda. It was like skulls on them and they were blue and they had like hot sauce on them and shit.

• 4:01:11Speaker 03

  Bad news.

• 4:01:11Speaker 02

  They were crazy sodas.

• 4:01:13Speaker 03

  That's gas station shit.

• 4:01:14Speaker 02

  They were really good. And I got addicted to them and I'd buy them by the case. And when I would, I would write, I would drink these sodas. And then I decided, let me take some time off of caffeine. I got fucking headaches.

• 4:01:25Speaker 03

  Yes, same.

• 4:01:26Speaker 04

  I remember that.

• 4:01:27Speaker 02

  Real headache, yeah.

• 4:01:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, where's that teacher? And you go, don't quit.

• 4:01:32Speaker 04

  All right, that's all right, fair.

• 4:01:34Speaker 03

  That's like Castro. Remember they told him to quit smoking cigars? He's like, I smoke fifty cigars a day. And like, you gotta cut back. So he made one giant cigar.

• 4:01:42Speaker 04

  Churchill.

• 4:01:43Speaker 03

  Was it Churchill?

• 4:01:45Speaker 04

  This big long one.

• 4:01:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's like, I did one a day.

• 4:01:48Speaker 02

  Well, I imagine you live in Cuba. You got the best cigars in the world. Also, you're the king of Cuba.

• 4:01:53Speaker 03

  I've never had a Cuban.

• 4:01:55Speaker 02

  They're not much different.

• 4:01:57Speaker 03

  Oh, really? All right, shit.

• 4:01:58Speaker 02

  The Dominican ones, the Nicaraguan ones are very good right now.

• 4:02:01Speaker 04

  Nowadays, Cubans are not the best anymore.

• 4:02:03Speaker 02

  They're still really elite, but there's a lot of fakes.

• 4:02:06Speaker 04

  China bought them out and they cut, they slashed ingredients and like quality.

• 4:02:11Speaker 02

  Oh, did they?

• 4:02:12Speaker 04

  Because they're like, all the Chinese people just want, and that's a billion people, they just want like, to say I have a Cuban, so like cut costs.

• 4:02:17Speaker 02

  Tiger dick tea and smoke his Cuban cigar. There was a restaurant in China where you could go and they had like, it was like a quarterly or a, you know, semi-annually thing where you can go and you could have like all endangered species. They had a menu. You could eat gorilla. You could eat like whatever you want.

• 4:02:37Speaker 03

  Underage girl.

• 4:02:40Speaker 02

  For sure, there's someplace somewhere where someone's ate a kid, right? Oh, yeah. That was the freaky thing about the Epstein files, when you hear about jerky, and you're like, what does that mean? Oh shit.

• 4:02:51Speaker 04

  Dude, there's no way they weren't eating people. It's not everybody has a thing about fucking kids. There's anything they wanted was there.

• 4:02:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, the most, if you get to a certain level of wealth, and the most forbidden thing is probably like sacrifice of a child. For sure, that's happened in history.

• 4:03:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:03:09Speaker 02

  In history, we know it's happened, one hundred percent. No ifs, ands, or buts. So the question is whether or not it still happens. Yikes.

• 4:03:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:03:20Speaker 02

  It's the most forbidden thing of all time. What's more forbidden than eating a kid?

• 4:03:26Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 4:03:26Speaker 02

  The Native Americans would throw the virgin in the volcano. That's not real.

• 4:03:31Speaker 05

  Fuck dude, would you watch fucking King Kong? What are you talking about?

• 4:03:35Speaker 02

  Didn't they, didn't they sacrifice virgins?

• 4:03:37Speaker 05

  Volcanoes are in America.

• 4:03:38Speaker 02

  That was the thing about. Or, you know, for the sacrifice of a volcano. I threw that in there for effect, but wouldn't they, uh, kill a virgin?

• 4:03:46Speaker 05

  Everybody did that.

• 4:03:47Speaker 02

  Alright, well, there you go. Literally from the beginning of time, people have been killing people. But why the virgin? For sacrifice. Wouldn't you be, uh, wouldn't you whore it up just to get by?

• 4:03:55Speaker 05

  I think maybe post-Christianity, we tossed in the whole virgin thing.

• 4:03:58Speaker 02

  Well, no, there was a time where people thought that you had to sacrifice human beings in order to make like prosperity and wealth.

• 4:04:06Speaker 05

  For sure, but I was saying the virgin thing.

• 4:04:08Speaker 02

  You had to like, you had to sacrifice people that were valuable. The most valuable people, the most pure. And so it makes sense, these fucking psychos.

• 4:04:16Speaker 04

  In parts of Africa where they were like, you can cure AIDS by fucking a virgin?

• 4:04:19Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:04:20Speaker 04

  And so then they're like, how do you get a virgin? I mean, ten year olds are all virgins.

• 4:04:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was like two thousand ten.

• 4:04:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like pretty recent there.

• 4:04:26Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, that's probably.

• 4:04:28Speaker 02

  Chappelle, one of his greatest bits about AIDS was like, someone fucked a monkey, he was like, you know how hard it is to fuck a monkey?

• 4:04:36Speaker 02

  Snap your dick like a celery stalk. Like, holding a monkey down and fucking it is crazy. Like, the idea that somebody fucked a monkey. Virgin sacrifice actually is far more common as a mythic and literary motif than as a well-documented historical ritual. Actual human sacrifice occurred in some ancient societies, but evidence that victims specifically were chosen

• 4:05:00Speaker 05

  Wow, your gay website fucking helps.

• 4:05:02Speaker 02

  For sexually virginity is generally sparse and often uncertain. But yeah, it's because people probably don't talk about it too.

• 4:05:08Speaker 04

  You know what was more?

• 4:05:09Speaker 05

  But no, like in our culture, we're like, they sacrificed virgins.

• 4:05:12Speaker 02

  Right.

• 4:05:13Speaker 05

  That's in movies and shows and shit, but they were just sacrificing.

• 4:05:16Speaker 04

  Everybody, you know.

• 4:05:17Speaker 05

  They were sacrificing poor people.

• 4:05:18Speaker 04

  At the Mayan, at the Mayan ruins, they would take kings they conquered, kings of their society, and tie them to a giant stone wheel, and then push them down. It was like six hundred yards down. They would tie it like this and just murder.

• 4:05:33Speaker 02

  Smush them.

• 4:05:33Speaker 04

  All the way down. And if they survived, they're like, that's dishonorable.

• 4:05:37Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 4:05:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, they weren't virgins.

• 4:05:39Speaker 05

  I think it was a good thing the Spanish showed up and gave them what for, to be quite honest.

• 4:05:43Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 4:05:44Speaker 05

  Hey, no more, uh, cut people's hearts out.

• 4:05:47Speaker 02

  Bro, they sacrificed somewhere in the neighborhood between twenty and eighty thousand people when the Aztecs consecrated the temple of Tenochtitlan. Damn. Yeah, between twenty to eighty thousand people. This guy named, um.

• 4:05:59Speaker 05

  How many people died in the Spanish Inquisition?

• 4:06:01Speaker 02

  His name was Diaz, and he came over, like, he was a, like, a historical chronicler, and he documented what the Spanish did when they came over here, and one of the things that he did is he came over in the early days. And totally, because the, the Spanish, when they first arrived, were trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with the Aztecs.

• 4:06:21Speaker 04

  This is just the Spanish.

• 4:06:23Speaker 02

  The number executed by Spanish Inquisition. Oh, but this is the Inquisition.

• 4:06:26Speaker 05

  No, I know, I just wanted to compare it to, how much were the Aztecs sacrificing?

• 4:06:31Speaker 02

  Okay, in the, in the consecu-, well, they don't know if it's accurate, but they do know that this one historical chronicler.

• 4:06:39Speaker 05

  The fucking, what are you fucking?

• 4:06:40Speaker 02

  Diaz, this guy, no, I've run this through perplexity. The, this guy Diaz said that eighty thousand people were sacrificed over the course of four, four days. Whoa, wait, what? Yeah. That's a lot of work. It was the consecration of the temple. This is what's really crazy about the Aztecs. They didn't make any of those things.

• 4:06:59Speaker 04

  They moved in.

• 4:07:00Speaker 02

  All, they moved in. And they called it the land where the gods were born. And all these temples and all these insane pyramids, they didn't make any of them. I didn't know that. They were all made by unknown people that were as many as a thousand years before them. Whoa. They have no idea.

• 4:07:17Speaker 04

  They're like.

• 4:07:17Speaker 02

  But not only was there, but it was covered. It was covered with jungle. They had to like chop down the jungle, and they found all the shit and they moved in.

• 4:07:24Speaker 05

  They found a city?

• 4:07:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. Wow. Dude, they're still finding cities. They're still finding these Aztec cities.

• 4:07:29Speaker 04

  You're driving on the freeway there and you see these like mountains that are like, straight up like that. Like, it's clearly.

• 4:07:34Speaker 02

  Oh, Duran. His name is Duran, not Diaz. Interesting. Uh, sixteenth century account, eighty, eighty thousand four hundred people were sacrificed during the four day, fourteen eighty seven. Jesus. Yeah, rededication of Tenochtitlan's temple mayor.

• 4:07:48Speaker 04

  I like that correction. Not eighty thousand exactly.

• 4:07:51Speaker 05

  Another, just so you know, it's wrong. It was actually seventy two thousand three hundred forty four.

• 4:07:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Wow. Historians treat Duran's figures as highly doubtful, not an established count. Other early sources give sharply different totals. The Codex Tellariano Remensis, Remensis text has four thousand, while interpreting its pictorial numbers alongside text can reduce it twenty thousand. Another chronic, so, like, another Chronicle Torquemada, Torquemada gave it seventy two thousand, at the very least.

• 4:08:24Speaker 05

  My original point.

• 4:08:25Speaker 02

  Thousands and thousands of people were, were killed.

• 4:08:28Speaker 05

  To compare the Spanish Inquisition to one day in Aztec empire.

• 4:08:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:08:33Speaker 05

  I'm just saying.

• 4:08:34Speaker 02

  Not even one day, not even one day.

• 4:08:36Speaker 05

  It's a good thing the boy showed up and said.

• 4:08:38Speaker 02

  Isn't that crazy?

• 4:08:39Speaker 05

  Shut it down, fellas.

• 4:08:41Speaker 04

  How about, how about a thousand a day?

• 4:08:43Speaker 02

  Apocalipto? Oh, yeah. That's a hell of a picture. Nuts.

• 4:08:46Speaker 04

  Apocalipto's a good movie.

• 4:08:47Speaker 02

  Great movie. It's a fucking phenomenal movie. I mean, this place was, Mexico was wild. It was wild. Good thing they cleaned their, their act. I wonder what they called it back then, because it wasn't Mexico. It wasn't Mexico until eighteen twenty.

• 4:09:02Speaker 04

  The United States of Mexico.

• 4:09:06Speaker 02

  They owned this, they owned Texas from, I think, eighteen twenty one to eighteen sixteen. We beat them pretty easily. Rather, uh, eighteen twenty one to eighteen thirty six. Took California very easily.

• 4:09:18Speaker 05

  Check out your boy Polk.

• 4:09:19Speaker 02

  Polk, exactly.

• 4:09:20Speaker 05

  Top five, bro.

• 4:09:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was a wild man.

• 4:09:22Speaker 05

  Polk rules.

• 4:09:24Speaker 02

  I throw Andrew Jackson in there.

• 4:09:25Speaker 05

  He got two thirds of the entire country, one third of the entire country.

• 4:09:29Speaker 04

  You ever look up Bolivar?

• 4:09:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:09:31Speaker 04

  Bolivar ruled.

• 4:09:32Speaker 05

  Bolivar ruled.

• 4:09:33Speaker 04

  He would just go in.

• 4:09:34Speaker 02

  What'd he do?

• 4:09:35Speaker 04

  He took over all Latin America.

• 4:09:36Speaker 05

  South America revolutions.

• 4:09:38Speaker 02

  What year? Nineteen eighty eight?

• 4:09:43Speaker 04

  Eighteens, and then he had this General Sucre that was a fucking beast, and then Santander.

• 4:09:47Speaker 02

  Imagine if we didn't intervene with Pablo Escobar? Imagine if we didn't get involved?

• 4:09:53Speaker 05

  Let the boy rock.

• 4:09:54Speaker 02

  It'd be snorting. Let him cook.

• 4:09:56Speaker 04

  Not our problem.

• 4:09:56Speaker 05

  I mean, we're not gonna let somebody make money like that.

• 4:09:58Speaker 02

  Let him cook.

• 4:09:58Speaker 05

  We're not gonna let somebody make money like that without us.

• 4:10:01Speaker 02

  Well, that's part of the problem.

• 4:10:02Speaker 05

  And we're buying it.

• 4:10:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, or, no, we're selling it. I mean, it built Miami. Built Bill Clinton. Whoa. Mina, Arkansas, yeah.

• 4:10:11Speaker 05

  True.

• 4:10:12Speaker 02

  They brought it in. Really? Yeah, Barry Seals. Barry Seals was a CIA pilot who was flying drugs in. Is that the movie? Uh huh. American made? Yep. Good movie. But Tom Cruise is handsome. Like, Barry Seals was disgusting. Pull him up.

• 4:10:26Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 4:10:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:10:27Speaker 05

  Don't talk about Barry like that.

• 4:10:28Speaker 02

  Well, good guy.

• 4:10:30Speaker 05

  He knows.

• 4:10:32Speaker 02

  Doing the best, like, come on.

• 4:10:33Speaker 05

  Ah, that's a handsome guy.

• 4:10:35Speaker 02

  God almighty.

• 4:10:36Speaker 04

  He looks good. It looks like he knows the line on everything.

• 4:10:38Speaker 02

  Great fucking story. Line indeed.

• 4:10:40Speaker 05

  Fucking phenomenal story. They should have hired me for that. It would have been a significantly funnier movie.

• 4:10:46Speaker 02

  That's true. It was a pretty funny movie, and there's a real scene where he gets, where Tom Cruise, Barry Seals, uh, Tom Cruise playing Barry, playing Barry Seals, gets arrested, and Bill Clinton gets him out of jail. Hey, how about that? Mina, Arkansas. It was all, he was the governor of Arkansas at the time.

• 4:11:02Speaker 04

  What's the reason?

• 4:11:03Speaker 02

  Because they were bringing coke into Arkansas. So they found out because these two kids got killed, and they said that they did drugs and fell asleep on the train track, but their parents didn't believe it, so the parents funded an autopsy. They paid for an autopsy, and the autopsy found knife wounds. These kids had been stabbed. So what happened was, these kids had witnessed, witnessed the coke drop. So what he would do is he'd fly over, he would throw the coke out of the airplane with like parachutes or whatever. It would land on the ground, and then he would land, and they would go back and pick up the coke. Well, these kids found the coke, and then they went to go grab the coke, and these kids were with the coke, and they killed the kids. And they killed the kids and laid their bodies on train tracks. Pretty good.

• 4:11:47Speaker 02

  And so this was what started, that's how people found out about the fact that they were moving coke in through Mina, Arkansas. So Barry Seals was gonna turn state's evidence, and he was gonna, he was gonna testify, and he got murdered. And when he got murdered on his way to trial, he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket. Whoa, this is good stuff. So you almost ended the pod.

• 4:12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is good stuff.

• 4:12:09Speaker 05

  No, it's not a good way to end it. We still got another.

• 4:12:11Speaker 02

  We gotta go eat. We gotta do shows. You guys gotta go out with DeRosa? Gotta get healthy meat. We've been doing this for four hours. Oh, is it there? Jeez.

• 4:12:20Speaker 04

  Definitely gotta eat something.

• 4:12:22Speaker 02

  Let's go eat something.

• 4:12:22Speaker 05

  You don't have anything to do.

• 4:12:24Speaker 02

  The fuck?

• 4:12:24Speaker 04

  I have to eat.

• 4:12:25Speaker 05

  Alright. I really, I thought we were gonna drink.

• 4:12:27Speaker 02

  You gotta eat good. We're drinking at the same time. As opposed to what you're getting over there in fucking England. They're giving you gruel. Fucking blood pudding. Fucking prison food.

• 4:12:37Speaker 05

  I like food.

• 4:12:37Speaker 02

  Pea soup. They won't even let you have an apartment. They won't even let you have an apartment. England's great.

• 4:12:42Speaker 04

  That's.

• 4:12:43Speaker 02

  You sneak over here, you can get a fucking free healthcare, you get a cellphone.

• 4:12:46Speaker 04

  Schultz was like, do you miss New York real estate? I'm like, oh my god, I do.

• 4:12:50Speaker 02

  Wow, well, that's just in your blood. Well, why do you wanna stay?

• 4:12:54Speaker 04

  I like, uh, friction.

• 4:12:56Speaker 03

  You like chaos. You like to live.

• 4:12:58Speaker 02

  Bill Clinton consistently consistently denied any knowledge or involvement in SEALs operations. Oh, the media logistics turned his tenure as governor. Federal investigations did not produce evidence implicating Clinton. Interesting.

• 4:13:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:13:13Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 4:13:14Speaker 04

  No way.

• 4:13:15Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 4:13:17Speaker 03

  He's a slippery.

• 4:13:17Speaker 04

  He was just a bad governor who didn't know.

• 4:13:19Speaker 02

  They put it in the fucking movie and no one got sued.

• 4:13:23Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 4:13:23Speaker 02

  That's all you need to know. They put it in the movie and no one got sued.

• 4:13:27Speaker 03

  He gets away with everything. You gotta, I mean, he's in a hot tub with a lady. They got photos.

• 4:13:31Speaker 02

  He's living with Hillary. That dude lives in hell.

• 4:13:34Speaker 05

  He, uh, there was, I just saw a meme recently that was nice about, uh, him and Monica Lewinsky. If that happened today, she would have been born in oh four and he would have been born in seventy seven.

• 4:13:46Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:13:47Speaker 05

  The age difference is wild.

• 4:13:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:13:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:13:50Speaker 05

  Isn't that wild?

• 4:13:50Speaker 02

  Well, it's wild that.

• 4:13:51Speaker 05

  Seventy seven to oh four?

• 4:13:53Speaker 02

  Presidents just, before the internet, presidents just fucked.

• 4:13:57Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 4:13:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, slayed.

• 4:13:59Speaker 02

  LBJ used to take shits with his fucking stall door open while he was talking to the press.

• 4:14:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:14:05Speaker 02

  It was like a famous thing. He would like to take a shit while they all like, they would stand out. They would stand outside of his toilet and ask him questions.

• 4:14:14Speaker 05

  On nades, not mine.

• 4:14:16Speaker 02

  The world was different then.

• 4:14:18Speaker 03

  I heard Trump, uh, who had the lunch with Trump and he said he drank fourteen Diet Cokes in an hour.

• 4:14:22Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 4:14:23Speaker 03

  Pull that up if you can, Jay.

• 4:14:25Speaker 02

  Fourteen's crazy.

• 4:14:26Speaker 05

  That doesn't even make sense.

• 4:14:27Speaker 02

  Liberal internet. That doesn't even make sense.

• 4:14:30Speaker 03

  That's a lot of Diet Coke.

• 4:14:31Speaker 02

  Just the volume of liquor.

• 4:14:32Speaker 03

  Maybe it was two hours.

• 4:14:33Speaker 02

  Of liquid, rather.

• 4:14:34Speaker 06

  Just says he drinks twelve in a day, maybe.

• 4:14:36Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:14:37Speaker 02

  That makes more.

• 4:14:37Speaker 03

  Alright, sorry.

• 4:14:38Speaker 04

  So much different.

• 4:14:39Speaker 03

  I saw a reel.

• 4:14:40Speaker 02

  I believe that.

• 4:14:41Speaker 03

  Twelve was a lot.

• 4:14:42Speaker 05

  Why you guys stop watching these reels and letting them dictate your reality?

• 4:14:44Speaker 03

  I know. Your dad sent it to me.

• 4:14:46Speaker 02

  It is kind of amazing that he's eighty.

• 4:14:49Speaker 03

  I should get on that.

• 4:14:50Speaker 02

  No, I think he just turned eighty.

• 4:14:51Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 4:14:52Speaker 02

  I think Trump just turned eighty.

• 4:14:53Speaker 05

  Oh, he's only eighty?

• 4:14:54Speaker 02

  I think his birthday was at the White House when we were at the UFC. That was for his birthday. That's why they did it in June and not like July fourth.

• 4:15:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:15:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, they did it June fourteenth, I believe, because it was Trump's birthday.

• 4:15:09Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 4:15:10Speaker 04

  Eighty, at some point, you're like, you can't relate to most of the population.

• 4:15:14Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 4:15:14Speaker 04

  You don't know what college loans are.

• 4:15:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, impossible.

• 4:15:17Speaker 05

  You can't relate to any human on it.

• 4:15:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, listen, it gets, there's levels. Like Shane can't relate to most people right now, right?

• 4:15:24Speaker 05

  I can relate to a lot of people.

• 4:15:26Speaker 02

  Lot of people, or less, less people, and it's slowly gonna get weirder.

• 4:15:32Speaker 04

  Hey, guys, you ever have to change a tire in your Maybach?

• 4:15:34Speaker 02

  Trust me, trust me.

• 4:15:36Speaker 05

  You should have bought my Maybach.

• 4:15:39Speaker 03

  What, you got a Maybach?

• 4:15:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:15:41Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 4:15:42Speaker 05

  It's pretty embarrassing.

• 4:15:43Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, you're talking about a used Tesla. Step up your game, son.

• 4:15:47Speaker 03

  Is it here?

• 4:15:48Speaker 05

  No, it's in my house.

• 4:15:49Speaker 03

  Oh, I guess you're drinking. Uh, yeah, I gotta see that Maybach.

• 4:15:52Speaker 05

  Well, it's clearly for a car that has a driver.

• 4:15:56Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:15:57Speaker 05

  So I'm just driving a very nice backseat.

• 4:16:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's still, it's even driving, it's so smooth.

• 4:16:03Speaker 05

  It's cool, but I, uh, I, I, I bought it and then I left Austin for like a month and then I came back and I was like.

• 4:16:09Speaker 02

  What am I doing?

• 4:16:10Speaker 05

  Why would I ever have this? This is very embarrassing.

• 4:16:12Speaker 02

  Well, the other one was so great. The other one was great. What's wrong with the other one?

• 4:16:15Speaker 05

  It's nice. A tree fell on it.

• 4:16:16Speaker 02

  A tree fell on it. That's right.

• 4:16:17Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 4:16:17Speaker 02

  Forget about that.

• 4:16:18Speaker 04

  Is that the one where the seats would hug you when you went on a turn?

• 4:16:20Speaker 02

  Yeah. Bro, I went with them. We went to the dealership and I, I fuck, I told the dealer to shut up so I could sell it. I'm like, I know everything about this car. I'm gonna sell it to my friend.

• 4:16:29Speaker 05

  I was like, I'm gonna get a Honda Accord. I don't need this. And he was like, you want this, you gotta get this.

• 4:16:34Speaker 02

  I took him to the Mercedes dealership. I, I explained to him about the S-Class.

• 4:16:39Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 4:16:40Speaker 05

  S-Class rules.

• 4:16:41Speaker 02

  Oh, bro.

• 4:16:42Speaker 03

  Whoa, mama. That car is, that's like a Batmobile.

• 4:16:46Speaker 02

  Tracy got that after the accident money.

• 4:16:50Speaker 03

  Walmart.

• 4:16:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a crazy car to drive in New York.

• 4:16:53Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 4:16:54Speaker 02

  There's a Ferrari.

• 4:16:55Speaker 04

  All his money in craps.

• 4:16:57Speaker 02

  Tracy Morgan.

• 4:16:59Speaker 03

  Look at that outfit.

• 4:17:00Speaker 02

  Funny dude, man.

• 4:17:02Speaker 06

  He's got a lot of sick cars.

• 4:17:03Speaker 03

  He does.

• 4:17:04Speaker 06

  He's just driving through like Times Square and I'm.

• 4:17:06Speaker 03

  In convenience and cars, they go to his house.

• 4:17:07Speaker 02

  Click on that one where your, your cursor is. Look at that. He's got a Lambo Roadster.

• 4:17:13Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 4:17:14Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 4:17:15Speaker 06

  That's the one he's driving right here, I think.

• 4:17:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, baby. Fun, but where are you gonna park it? And driving that thing in New York City is crazy. New York, every time I go to New York City, I'm like, this is so nuts. How does anybody drive here?

• 4:17:29Speaker 03

  It's a wild place to live.

• 4:17:30Speaker 02

  You still got that little BMW?

• 4:17:32Speaker 03

  I do. I drove it the other day. That car runs like a Kenyan. I've never had a problem with it. It's so good. I wash it outside my house like an American. Just hose, bucket, sponge. Felt good.

• 4:17:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, two thousand two, right?

• 4:17:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:17:45Speaker 02

  That's what it is?

• 4:17:45Speaker 03

  The roundy.

• 4:17:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:17:47Speaker 03

  The round taillights.

• 4:17:47Speaker 02

  Great little old car. Those little old ones, those two thousand two BMWs from, was it from the seventies?

• 4:17:53Speaker 03

  Uh, seventy three.

• 4:17:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a fucking great car.

• 4:17:56Speaker 03

  Great car. No AC, no registration, no insurance.

• 4:17:59Speaker 02

  Manual.

• 4:18:00Speaker 03

  I'm riding dirty, yeah.

• 4:18:01Speaker 02

  You, no, no insurance?

• 4:18:02Speaker 03

  I tried to fill it out. I couldn't do it.

• 4:18:05Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 4:18:06Speaker 03

  I tried to get the forms and all that.

• 4:18:08Speaker 02

  They're gonna target you now. You can't say that on the air.

• 4:18:10Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:18:11Speaker 02

  It's illegal.

• 4:18:12Speaker 03

  Well, I've been doing it for years. I have insurance.

• 4:18:15Speaker 02

  I've been doing it for years.

• 4:18:16Speaker 05

  I have insurance.

• 4:18:17Speaker 03

  I don't have health insurance either.

• 4:18:19Speaker 02

  You don't?

• 4:18:19Speaker 03

  I gotta figure that one out.

• 4:18:20Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 4:18:21Speaker 03

  I'm not good with, um.

• 4:18:23Speaker 05

  Forms.

• 4:18:23Speaker 03

  Filling things out.

• 4:18:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too. I get, I get like.

• 4:18:25Speaker 03

  I just blackout. I, I gloss over.

• 4:18:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:18:29Speaker 02

  You gotta get, get a guy.

• 4:18:30Speaker 03

  I gotta get a guy. I need a Jew, Ari.

• 4:18:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:18:33Speaker 04

  Sometimes the problem is, is like, I'm paying six hundred dollars for them. I'll fill out the form and then you're like.

• 4:18:38Speaker 03

  Well, here's the thing. I haven't had health insurance in years and I've never had a health problem.

• 4:18:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:18:43Speaker 03

  So I feel like I saved.

• 4:18:44Speaker 04

  You did.

• 4:18:45Speaker 03

  Thousands and thou, tens of thousands of dollars.

• 4:18:47Speaker 02

  You definitely did. Well, then you feel like, you know, with the whole Luigi thing, like when you find out about how many people that have real legitimate claims and get denied because the insurance companies just wanna fuck you.

• 4:18:58Speaker 03

  Right.

• 4:18:59Speaker 04

  I was talking to Brigham. They said ten percent of people that get denied follow up. So that's their business model is like, just say no and hopefully they go away.

• 4:19:05Speaker 05

  We, uh, we looked this up last time. It costs Americans more to have private healthcare than public.

• 4:19:10Speaker 03

  Wow, I believe it.

• 4:19:12Speaker 05

  Wow. So what are we doing?

• 4:19:13Speaker 03

  Let's get it going, folks.

• 4:19:15Speaker 05

  We gotta get rid of these gay lobbies.

• 4:19:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:19:17Speaker 04

  Say that again. It costs Americans what?

• 4:19:19Speaker 05

  Costs more to have private healthcare than public.

• 4:19:22Speaker 04

  Costs more.

• 4:19:25Speaker 04

  To have private healthcare?

• 4:19:26Speaker 05

  Yeah. It costs, average Americans pay more for private healthcare than it would cost to have.

• 4:19:32Speaker 03

  Right.

• 4:19:33Speaker 04

  I get what you're saying. Okay.

• 4:19:35Speaker 03

  Because most things, privates, I get why you're confused.

• 4:19:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:19:38Speaker 03

  Private sounds better. Oh, private. Private security costs more than whatever, but.

• 4:19:44Speaker 05

  I'm probably wording that wrong, but you know what I mean.

• 4:19:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I get it now.

• 4:19:46Speaker 02

  I know what you're saying.

• 4:19:47Speaker 03

  I get what you're saying.

• 4:19:48Speaker 05

  Yeah. See, this is a good podcast. People wanna hear us, uh, drunk talking about fucking healthcare.

• 4:19:52Speaker 02

  Super good opinions. Jamie Grant.

• 4:19:56Speaker 05

  Jamie, bring up, uh.

• 4:19:57Speaker 02

  Robert E. Lee. Football highlights. Free bird.

• 4:20:02Speaker 05

  Don't get me started on Coster. The Coster rules.

• 4:20:03Speaker 02

  Free bird.

• 4:20:04Speaker 03

  Teddy, Teddy, I know it's hack, but Teddy Roosevelt. That's a fun story.

• 4:20:09Speaker 05

  Polk's a deep cut. Polk's somebody you gotta look into. Polk rules.

• 4:20:12Speaker 02

  Teddy Roosevelt's the reason why we have national parks.

• 4:20:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:20:15Speaker 03

  Yes. A lot of stuff. He did a lot of shit.

• 4:20:17Speaker 04

  Retire from president and go, I'm just gonna go risk my life.

• 4:20:20Speaker 05

  But I think it was Teddy who did the, uh, he called it the square deal, which is kinda what we're approaching, which he broke up all the, uh, guys that were making all the money, the, the one percent base.

• 4:20:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:20:32Speaker 05

  He called it the square deal. Was that Teddy?

• 4:20:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, focused on the three Cs, fair consumer protection, and control of giant corporations and conservation of natural resources.

• 4:20:42Speaker 05

  We need another Teddy where somebody's willing to abuse their executive power to shut down whatever the fuck we're doing right now.

• 4:20:50Speaker 02

  The thing is, like, don't you think that big business and corporations and super PACs and all these different things have gotten so deeply entwined in politics that if a guy ever tried to do anything remotely like that, they'd kill him?

• 4:21:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, we went too far.

• 4:21:05Speaker 02

  I mean, look, we thought Trump was gonna do it. It's clear that he's not gonna do any of those things.

• 4:21:10Speaker 04

  He's not gonna do any of those things, he said.

• 4:21:11Speaker 05

  You know, we're gonna have to, one or two guys are gonna have to get shot in the head.

• 4:21:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:21:17Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna do it.

• 4:21:18Speaker 02

  Or something else is gonna have to happen. Some, some other radical change.

• 4:21:22Speaker 04

  They're so intertwined now. It's like you can't get past it.

• 4:21:24Speaker 02

  There's so much dirty money.

• 4:21:25Speaker 05

  Why, what are we gonna give up, fellas?

• 4:21:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:21:28Speaker 03

  We can't lose it.

• 4:21:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:21:29Speaker 03

  We got a good thing going.

• 4:21:30Speaker 05

  We gotta get somebody in there.

• 4:21:31Speaker 04

  It ain't killing the politicians. It's killing people who control.

• 4:21:33Speaker 02

  Slowly but surely, people try to turn everything into some sort of a totalitarian government. They slowly want more and more power, more and more control. They want more, to siphon more and more money. It's just over time, that's always what you're fighting against. Always.

• 4:21:51Speaker 03

  But don't you feel like we're at a boiling point? It feels like something's gonna happen.

• 4:21:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's pitchfork era.

• 4:21:55Speaker 02

  Something should happen because if it doesn't happen, then we're all gonna be fucked.

• 4:21:58Speaker 04

  No one can get a home. No one can pay their bills.

• 4:22:00Speaker 02

  They got flock cameras everywhere.

• 4:22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're talking about communism again.

• 4:22:04Speaker 02

  Except the Upper West Side where your people live. Do you know that? It's like devoid of flock cameras.

• 4:22:09Speaker 03

  I did see that, actually.

• 4:22:10Speaker 05

  Is that true?

• 4:22:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:22:11Speaker 05

  That can't be true.

• 4:22:11Speaker 03

  One section.

• 4:22:12Speaker 02

  Put it in perplexity, Jamie. Yeah. One section in New York City is devoid of flock cameras.

• 4:22:17Speaker 04

  What's a flock camera?

• 4:22:18Speaker 02

  It's these weird fucking cameras that are everywhere.

• 4:22:20Speaker 05

  AI is gonna say that's not true.

• 4:22:22Speaker 02

  Everything's fine.

• 4:22:23Speaker 05

  AI is definitely gonna say that's not true.

• 4:22:24Speaker 02

  Everything's fine.

• 4:22:25Speaker 04

  It's flock cameras?

• 4:22:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, those cameras that are everywhere. Like I had Marc Andreessen on who invests in flock cameras and it was right at, see there, that's the spot.

• 4:22:33Speaker 03

  There's the section.

• 4:22:35Speaker 04

  Well, half of that, half of that is.

• 4:22:36Speaker 02

  Facts.

• 4:22:37Speaker 04

  Central Park.

• 4:22:37Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up, bitch.

• 4:22:40Speaker 02

  The flock cameras are in Central Park.

• 4:22:42Speaker 05

  Where the rest is.

• 4:22:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:22:43Speaker 05

  Of course you defend it.

• 4:22:45Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, just like, show it right. Just like, move that red line up and you're fine.

• 4:22:48Speaker 02

  I think that spot.

• 4:22:49Speaker 05

  Cameras on the other side.

• 4:22:50Speaker 04

  That, that was okay.

• 4:22:51Speaker 02

  Shut up, Ari.

• 4:22:52Speaker 04

  Double the stats.

• 4:22:53Speaker 03

  But there's Jews all over Brooklyn, too.

• 4:22:54Speaker 02

  Why don't you put a little box on your forehead and shut the fuck up?

• 4:22:58Speaker 04

  It's just the wealthy.

• 4:23:00Speaker 02

  It is the wealthy. It's probably that, too. It's probably wealthy.

• 4:23:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's.

• 4:23:04Speaker 02

  Because Upper West Side is very expensive real estate.

• 4:23:07Speaker 05

  Jewish people.

• 4:23:08Speaker 02

  It is, but it's, listen, it's not a hundred percent. There's a ton of fucking Gentiles in the Upper West Side. It's just rich people. That's really what it is. I bet Upper East Side is probably pretty fucking similar.

• 4:23:19Speaker 05

  No, Upper East Side is notably.

• 4:23:20Speaker 04

  It's very sparse up there as well.

• 4:23:22Speaker 05

  The Upper West Side is notably Jewish.

• 4:23:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, true, but I'm in terms of flock cameras.

• 4:23:27Speaker 04

  It's pretty sparse on the east as well.

• 4:23:27Speaker 02

  I wonder if they're, they're singling out the Upper West Side versus the Upper East Side. I bet the Upper East Side, which is also like super wealthy.

• 4:23:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:23:35Speaker 02

  I bet they don't have a lot of flock cameras either.

• 4:23:37Speaker 04

  And for what? They can like rob cars?

• 4:23:41Speaker 02

  They're not flock brand, sorry for the confusion. However, there are a few flock cams in New York City. So there's just a bunch of security cameras all over the place that we didn't see coming. So the thing is, it's like with it, within two years, there's been hundreds of thousands of these cameras installed all over the country.

• 4:24:00Speaker 04

  Police state?

• 4:24:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. And real quick, like before you even saw it happening.

• 4:24:05Speaker 04

  They've been everywhere there. They're everywhere. You can't, I've looked to see what I could shoplift. I'm like, damn, those cameras everywhere.

• 4:24:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a tough time. Something's gotta give.

• 4:24:16Speaker 04

  Police state, what happened here?

• 4:24:17Speaker 02

  It's a tough time and an awesome time at the same time.

• 4:24:19Speaker 03

  That's true. Let's look at the positives. A lot of great shit going on.

• 4:24:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, we got college football coming that they're trying to ruin.

• 4:24:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:24:25Speaker 03

  Who's trying to ruin it?

• 4:24:26Speaker 05

  NIO, not a big deal.

• 4:24:27Speaker 02

  In what way?

• 4:24:28Speaker 04

  Trying to take it away?

• 4:24:29Speaker 05

  Don't get me started.

• 4:24:30Speaker 03

  What are they trying to do?

• 4:24:31Speaker 04

  They're trying to pull it back.

• 4:24:32Speaker 05

  They created two super conferences. They, I mean, the whole thing's a disaster, Joe.

• 4:24:35Speaker 04

  Also, they're gambling on basketball now. Players are just fully throwing games and like, you see that?

• 4:24:40Speaker 03

  The gambling's out of control.

• 4:24:41Speaker 04

  It began, it was crazy. Trying to get rebounds to get whatever.

• 4:24:44Speaker 03

  Polymarket, all that shit.

• 4:24:46Speaker 02

  But I'm torn on that. I feel like, I like the fact that you can gamble on anything if you want to.

• 4:24:52Speaker 04

  Can you gamble on when the next Project Our Parks is? Is that a cashy thing you can do?

• 4:24:55Speaker 03

  You can now.

• 4:24:56Speaker 05

  I bet you could. I bet that's a polymarket thing.

• 4:24:59Speaker 03

  But we don't even know. Like, how do they know?

• 4:25:00Speaker 04

  But we will.

• 4:25:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, Jamie pulled up, there was a polymarket thing, there was a polymarket thing on, on this podcast. There was a thing on this podcast that Jamie pulled up. I go, close that website and never open it up again. Like, you can't know, like, you can't know what people are gambling on. You know? Cause it can't influence you. Also, like, I don't want anybody else to know either what they're gambling on. Like, I don't, you, they'll get you.

• 4:25:29Speaker 03

  But.

• 4:25:30Speaker 04

  Gambling's tough. It's gonna ruin society.

• 4:25:31Speaker 02

  Didn't that fucking congressman guy who got acquitted, the gay guy?

• 4:25:35Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:25:35Speaker 02

  The guy from Brazil?

• 4:25:36Speaker 05

  Marco.

• 4:25:37Speaker 02

  Oh. The guy from Brazil? No, no, no. What's his name?

• 4:25:40Speaker 03

  Polo.

• 4:25:41Speaker 02

  The one who lies about a bunch of stuff?

• 4:25:42Speaker 05

  Yes, I swear to God.

• 4:25:43Speaker 04

  Joseph?

• 4:25:44Speaker 02

  Jamie, you know what I'm talking about?

• 4:25:46Speaker 05

  Chubby boy.

• 4:25:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:25:47Speaker 05

  Chubby gay guy who said he played volleyball or something.

• 4:25:49Speaker 02

  Funny dude.

• 4:25:50Speaker 03

  Lindsey Graham, George Santos.

• 4:25:52Speaker 02

  George Santos.

• 4:25:52Speaker 03

  Santos.

• 4:25:53Speaker 02

  There was something about him saying that he was gonna show up at some State of the Union speech. I'm definitely showing up and then he vote, he bet that he wouldn't show up.

• 4:26:01Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 4:26:02Speaker 02

  And he didn't show up.

• 4:26:04Speaker 03

  That's pretty smart.

• 4:26:05Speaker 02

  Allegedly, allegedly. DOJ is investigating former Congressman George Santos for insider trading on Kalshi. Yeah, hilarious.

• 4:26:13Speaker 04

  You can't insider trade on Kalshi?

• 4:26:15Speaker 02

  But, I mean, it's like, like, they can kind of get you.

• 4:26:19Speaker 04

  It was like, why are you lying about everything?

• 4:26:20Speaker 02

  I just, oh, he lied about everything. He lied about being Jewish. He said, no, no, I'm Jew-ish.

• 4:26:27Speaker 03

  I've never heard that before.

• 4:26:28Speaker 02

  I act like a Jew. He's like, fucking totally bullshitting.

• 4:26:31Speaker 05

  But I'm just saying, I'm like frugal.

• 4:26:35Speaker 04

  I get a lot of diarrhea.

• 4:26:38Speaker 02

  I get a lot of diarrhea. You should go to a doctor, dude. You shouldn't just deal with that.

• 4:26:43Speaker 03

  But I think the internet is a big part of why we're so fucked. But you can't get rid of the internet.

• 4:26:47Speaker 04

  Well, I, I hate regulation, but you gotta do something with it.

• 4:26:49Speaker 03

  So what do we do? That's what I'm saying. Like, where do you?

• 4:26:52Speaker 04

  That, it's so bad for people.

• 4:26:53Speaker 03

  It's horrible. It's ruined.

• 4:26:54Speaker 02

  Well, you gotta teach people to stay off it.

• 4:26:56Speaker 04

  But also, you gotta be like, guys, you can't do this to society. You're, you're turning everyone against each other in a crazy way.

• 4:27:02Speaker 02

  But the problem is, they're made, they've made so much money doing it. And there's so much money now that these corporations are holding, that they have so much influence over politicians. It's, it's really an extraordinary time where these tech oligarchs are really in control of a giant chunk of the narrative that shapes society. Shapes our economy, shapes our, our, our social systems, shapes everything. Oh, there's so much going on right now that it's being manipulated by just a small amount of people. It's kind of, kind of fucking nuts and nobody saw it coming.

• 4:27:32Speaker 04

  They make comedians turn into other comedians so they could sell everybody Snickers.

• 4:27:36Speaker 05

  I gotta pee again.

• 4:27:38Speaker 02

  Have you not gone yet?

• 4:27:39Speaker 03

  Not yet.

• 4:27:39Speaker 05

  He's, he's had three drinks.

• 4:27:41Speaker 03

  I'll see you in hell.

• 4:27:42Speaker 05

  He's on his third.

• 4:27:43Speaker 03

  Hey, beer bong, couple of the beers, whiskey?

• 4:27:48Speaker 04

  I'm blown out.

• 4:27:49Speaker 05

  One, this is your second whiskey.

• 4:27:50Speaker 03

  Third whiskey.

• 4:27:52Speaker 04

  I'll pull a dram. Give me a dram of that.

• 4:27:55Speaker 03

  Hit it, baby. Can you catch it?

• 4:27:57Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:27:57Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 4:27:58Speaker 03

  That's a lot of glass.

• 4:27:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you gotta toss it over that. Yeah.

• 4:28:01Speaker 05

  That's short.

• 4:28:01Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry.

• 4:28:03Speaker 04

  I came back for it. Steve Largent.

• 4:28:04Speaker 03

  You got it, you got it. All right.

• 4:28:07Speaker 05

  All right, JMo, toss up.

• 4:28:08Speaker 03

  We gotta figure out what we're doing tonight. Cause I don't want you to go to bed. If you go home, it's over.

• 4:28:14Speaker 04

  We gotta, it's like, nap's over.

• 4:28:16Speaker 05

  I'm just, I'm not doing stand up right now.

• 4:28:18Speaker 04

  No, I'm not doing stand up tonight.

• 4:28:19Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 4:28:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm, we're going out.

• 4:28:21Speaker 03

  Should I not do stand up?

• 4:28:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're gonna go, we're gonna be till nine thirty before we get out of there. It's like, we're gonna start.

• 4:28:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm definitely.

• 4:28:27Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 4:28:28Speaker 05

  I'm not going to the club, I'm gonna go to a bar.

• 4:28:29Speaker 04

  O'Neal's coming out, Edge is coming out.

• 4:28:30Speaker 03

  Oh, nice.

• 4:28:31Speaker 05

  Who the fuck is Edge? I keep saying Edge.

• 4:28:34Speaker 04

  The Edge.

• 4:28:35Speaker 03

  I didn't know his nickname either. How do we know his nickname?

• 4:28:37Speaker 05

  You call him the Edge? Who started calling him the Edge?

• 4:28:41Speaker 04

  Tony.

• 4:28:42Speaker 05

  Tony calls him the Edge?

• 4:28:44Speaker 04

  We all do.

• 4:28:44Speaker 05

  I'll never.

• 4:28:45Speaker 04

  The Edge.

• 4:28:46Speaker 05

  Dude, if you're getting your juice from Tony, you're gay.

• 4:28:48Speaker 04

  No, we all do.

• 4:28:50Speaker 03

  Did you guys?

• 4:28:51Speaker 05

  Tony calls him the Edge.

• 4:28:52Speaker 04

  We all call him the Edge.

• 4:28:53Speaker 03

  Did y'all go to the Garden? Where you guys were in town?

• 4:28:55Speaker 04

  London, England.

• 4:28:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:28:57Speaker 05

  Charleston, South Carolina.

• 4:28:58Speaker 03

  I was in SF. That's a great town.

• 4:29:02Speaker 04

  San Francisco rules.

• 4:29:03Speaker 05

  San Francisco does rule.

• 4:29:04Speaker 04

  It's on its way back.

• 4:29:05Speaker 05

  I always thought it ruled, even in its darkest hour.

• 4:29:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:29:08Speaker 05

  I thought it was a good city.

• 4:29:09Speaker 04

  I like the signs they put up, like, hey, if you leave anything in your car, it won't be there. It was not even like, hey, we'll try to help. It's like, just don't do that.

• 4:29:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's super rich people and super poor people.

• 4:29:18Speaker 04

  It's a good bar hop in town.

• 4:29:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, the old bars. Yes, yes. The water.

• 4:29:22Speaker 04

  Great Chinese food.

• 4:29:23Speaker 03

  The Italian food, North Beach.

• 4:29:25Speaker 04

  Ooh, Italian food too, it's great there.

• 4:29:27Speaker 05

  San Francisco does rule.

• 4:29:28Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 4:29:29Speaker 03

  Great town.

• 4:29:30Speaker 04

  And it's walk, you could walk across the whole place and nothing.

• 4:29:32Speaker 02

  It's great if you like the smell of human shit.

• 4:29:33Speaker 03

  There is some human shit.

• 4:29:34Speaker 04

  It's amazing if you like the smell of human shit.

• 4:29:36Speaker 05

  You gotta ignore that. You gotta ignore it. Yeah, it's good if you're a black lad. If you're any golden, if you're a golden retriever, you're gonna love it.

• 4:29:44Speaker 03

  The whole city is, uh, hobos, hobos and waymos.

• 4:29:49Speaker 05

  You'd be like, what the?

• 4:29:50Speaker 04

  Chinatown of the summer and you're like.

• 4:29:53Speaker 05

  Bring a dog there.

• 4:29:54Speaker 02

  Trust me.

• 4:29:55Speaker 05

  You don't even know where to piss. Like, that was crazy. I'm just gonna squat right here. This place is nuts. Giant toilet.

• 4:30:02Speaker 03

  Well, a hunk.

• 4:30:02Speaker 02

  It used to be so good. Dude, I did a special there in two thousand and sixteen and there was nothing wrong with the city.

• 4:30:08Speaker 03

  Where?

• 4:30:09Speaker 02

  At the Fillmore. In San Francisco.

• 4:30:11Speaker 03

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 4:30:11Speaker 02

  And it was amazing. Triggered. I did Triggered at the Fillmore.

• 4:30:14Speaker 04

  It's back. Their new mayor is like, we gotta get live music here, cause if people don't go out, it won't rebirth.

• 4:30:19Speaker 02

  The new mayor is ready to clean things up?

• 4:30:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:30:21Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, he's on it.

• 4:30:22Speaker 04

  It's starting with live music. You gotta go, have people come out to stuff.

• 4:30:24Speaker 02

  You gotta patrol the streets. You gotta clean up the homeless encampments. You gotta put people in mental institutions. You gotta get them clean.

• 4:30:33Speaker 03

  Use Alcatraz. It's right there. Put them all in there.

• 4:30:35Speaker 02

  It's gonna take time. It's like, you, they fucked it up over the period, over a period of eight to ten years. It's gonna take thirty to fix it. It's gonna take so long to fix that city.

• 4:30:46Speaker 04

  It's always been homeless.

• 4:30:47Speaker 02

  And there's so many people that are so attached to that whole ideology.

• 4:30:51Speaker 03

  There's great spots, there's great sections.

• 4:30:53Speaker 04

  Not always, but like, twenty years.

• 4:30:55Speaker 02

  Compared to where we're at right now?

• 4:30:56Speaker 04

  No, no, I'm saying, San Francisco's never been like a clean, very.

• 4:30:59Speaker 02

  All right, listen to me. I'm older than you. I remember, I remember during the Reagan administration. During the Reagan.

• 4:31:07Speaker 04

  Here too. It's not, I'm saying, it's not just, it got bad there.

• 4:31:11Speaker 05

  You're like, there's always been homeless, it'll be alright.

• 4:31:13Speaker 02

  During the Reagan administration, that's when homeless people really started becoming a thing because they changed the whole distinction with mental institutions. They let people go. And they just let them out. And they were just wandering around. It was noticeable. And I remember this. And then it really didn't fucking change until like two thousand and sixteen, seventeen. Then you started to see tents. And it's like, this is weird. They're, they're just allowing tents? And then eighteen, nineteen, it ramped up. And then during the pandemic, it just caught fire.

• 4:31:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:31:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 4:31:44Speaker 04

  LA was like just downtown, a little pocket, and then it spread all the way to like.

• 4:31:48Speaker 02

  Oh, it wasn't a little pocket, dude. I was filming Fear Factor there. No, fifty-five.

• 4:31:54Speaker 04

  No, it's all over.

• 4:31:55Speaker 02

  Skid Row is fifty-five blocks.

• 4:31:58Speaker 04

  It's spread all the way down Sunset. It's everywhere. It was just this little two blocks.

• 4:32:01Speaker 02

  No, but Skid Row is a.

• 4:32:02Speaker 04

  Dude, it's the whole city.

• 4:32:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, the city's great, but the solid fifty-five blocks is Skid Row.

• 4:32:07Speaker 03

  It's wild.

• 4:32:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:32:08Speaker 05

  Burn it, dude.

• 4:32:10Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:32:11Speaker 04

  If it was zombies, we would just throw bombs on it.

• 4:32:13Speaker 03

  Send bears out there or something. Just run them over, kill them, eat them.

• 4:32:16Speaker 02

  You gotta do something.

• 4:32:17Speaker 03

  Well, I was at the, the Tenderloin at a hotel and they go, I go, what should I do around here? I was asking the desk lady. She just goes, don't turn right.

• 4:32:23Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 4:32:24Speaker 03

  Don't turn, that's the hotel lady. Don't go to the right, just go left. Like, that's half the city.

• 4:32:29Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, how, what's the invisible barrier? They have dog collars on with electricity? Like, what's, what's stopping them from going left?

• 4:32:37Speaker 03

  New York's good right now.

• 4:32:38Speaker 05

  New York's fine.

• 4:32:39Speaker 04

  Yanis, Yanis has the best quote about it.

• 4:32:41Speaker 05

  Regular homeless.

• 4:32:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, regular. Yanis says this, he goes, the problem, New York City's homeless doesn't got a line, cause every ten years or so, we burn one alive.

• 4:32:49Speaker 05

  An immigrant shows up and lights one on fire and you go, alright, hey.

• 4:32:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, keeps you in check. Now they're all like tap dancing and shit. They got, at least a New York homeless guy's got like moves.

• 4:33:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, I always had a preference for east coast homeless.

• 4:33:05Speaker 03

  Hundred percent.

• 4:33:06Speaker 05

  They were heroin, they were asleep.

• 4:33:07Speaker 04

  And they go away in the winter. They don't breathe during the winter.

• 4:33:09Speaker 05

  Sleeping.

• 4:33:10Speaker 03

  They dance.

• 4:33:11Speaker 05

  West coast homeless are all meth. They'll scream and chase you.

• 4:33:14Speaker 03

  Oh, you go to Salt Lake City, you get chased.

• 4:33:16Speaker 05

  Screaming and chasing.

• 4:33:17Speaker 02

  They have bad homes?

• 4:33:18Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 4:33:18Speaker 04

  Salt Lake City's bad for homeless.

• 4:33:20Speaker 03

  The methadone.

• 4:33:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:33:21Speaker 05

  But that was quick. That was quick. Cause I remember.

• 4:33:24Speaker 03

  That was quick.

• 4:33:24Speaker 05

  When I started stand up out in Salt Lake, I was like, this is the best city.

• 4:33:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:33:29Speaker 05

  This is the cleanest, nicest city.

• 4:33:30Speaker 03

  Wise guys, yeah, beautiful.

• 4:33:31Speaker 05

  On the way in, I was telling my buddies, I was like, wait till you see how nice this is. And we landed and there was ten homeless guys chasing us.

• 4:33:37Speaker 03

  Right. And then you gotta bring them young and it's like utopia. That campus.

• 4:33:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, the Mormons, yeah.

• 4:33:44Speaker 03

  The Mormons don't fuck around.

• 4:33:45Speaker 04

  Homeless, yeah.

• 4:33:46Speaker 03

  But yeah, Salt Lake.

• 4:33:47Speaker 04

  I don't know why no one's talking about that in politics.

• 4:33:49Speaker 05

  Homelessness?

• 4:33:50Speaker 04

  Homelessness and fent, yeah. Clean it up. I don't see any party talking about it.

• 4:33:54Speaker 02

  I mean, they do when it comes around, but.

• 4:33:57Speaker 03

  It's insensitive.

• 4:33:58Speaker 02

  The problem is there's so much money in maintaining it.

• 4:34:01Speaker 05

  Ah, that's true.

• 4:34:02Speaker 03

  Money and homelessness, what a, what a concept.

• 4:34:04Speaker 04

  They're breaking into rich people's cars.

• 4:34:06Speaker 02

  Twenty-four billion dollars California spent and done nothing but increase the homelessness.

• 4:34:11Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 4:34:12Speaker 03

  Hmm. The wrong area burned.

• 4:34:14Speaker 04

  And every, every city, every big city, it explodes.

• 4:34:17Speaker 02

  Yep. And it's recent. It's a new thing. And, and you know, LA has had Skid Row forever because what they used to do with Skid Row is they would take people from, like, if there was a vagrant in Hollywood, they would take them, they would just put them in Skid Row, they'd stay here. And they would literally like block them in. They would give them like food and services.

• 4:34:36Speaker 04

  For so long.

• 4:34:36Speaker 02

  It wasn't that small, dude. It's an illusion. I was filming Fear Factor there in like two thousand four or five and I was driving home and I took the wrong turn and I was like, what the fuck? It was just blocks and blocks of cardboard boxes. Yes. And it was only Skid Row. Skid Row was nuts, man. It was, even then it was nuts. Now it's fifty-five blocks. Do you understand how insane that is? Like what fifty-five blocks looks like on a grid?

• 4:35:05Speaker 06

  It's, it's always been that size, I think.

• 4:35:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know.

• 4:35:08Speaker 06

  Back in the thirties, there was somewhere in the range of ten thousand homeless people there and there's forty-four hundred now.

• 4:35:15Speaker 05

  There's zero chances.

• 4:35:16Speaker 02

  There's more homeless people now than there were in the thirties? Or in the thirties, there was more than there is now?

• 4:35:21Speaker 04

  No way.

• 4:35:22Speaker 05

  The thirties, that was the population of LA.

• 4:35:23Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, how many are there now? How many are there now?

• 4:35:26Speaker 06

  It says forty-four hundred.

• 4:35:27Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up. That's not true. That's not true.

• 4:35:32Speaker 04

  You ever get an AI answer and they go, are you sure about that? And they go, yeah, good point, that's wrong.

• 4:35:35Speaker 02

  Jamie's a goddamn fed.

• 4:35:36Speaker 03

  This is crazy.

• 4:35:37Speaker 02

  This is all Karen Bass, her statistics. It's all lies.

• 4:35:41Speaker 05

  Click that fucking citation.

• 4:35:43Speaker 04

  It's estimated, it's now estimated forty-five hundred. The population has been there since the thirties, but it wasn't that number.

• 4:35:49Speaker 02

  An estimate. The thing is, okay, but put this estimate in. How many homeless people are there in LA? Cause the estimate is somewhere north of seventy thousand.

• 4:35:57Speaker 04

  I think it's spread past Skid Row.

• 4:35:59Speaker 02

  Hold on, can you just highlight that citation?

• 4:36:02Speaker 06

  Which one?

• 4:36:03Speaker 05

  Uh, what was it? Estimated.

• 4:36:09Speaker 06

  From LA Times in twenty twenty?

• 4:36:10Speaker 05

  Twenty twenty-three, LA Times, liberal.

• 4:36:14Speaker 02

  Well.

• 4:36:17Speaker 02

  Twenty twenty-three, Biden administration. I don't believe that.

• 4:36:21Speaker 04

  Twenty twenty-four.

• 4:36:21Speaker 02

  There's so, fifty-five blocks is not four thousand people. It's just not. It's a lot more than that. They, they lie.

• 4:36:28Speaker 04

  I think it's past Skid Row.

• 4:36:29Speaker 02

  Also, they're not showing up and saying, Mike, are you homeless? They're, they're not.

• 4:36:34Speaker 03

  No, they chase you with a stick.

• 4:36:36Speaker 02

  Accurate count. Okay. Los Angeles has approximately seventy-three thousand homeless people in Los Angeles County and forty-five thousand are the city of Los Angeles.

• 4:36:48Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 4:36:48Speaker 02

  And by the way, just to guess, they're not accurate. They're not doing a great job of it.

• 4:36:53Speaker 04

  And it says only a three percent increase over two years earlier, which is a lot.

• 4:36:56Speaker 02

  Shut your dirty hole, you lying communist.

• 4:37:01Speaker 02

  It's, it's probably a hundred thousand in LA. They don't even know. People move there just for the services.

• 4:37:06Speaker 03

  And the weather.

• 4:37:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a great place to be homeless. You could survive sleeping on the street. You don't freeze to death.

• 4:37:12Speaker 04

  Hanging outside Trey's house.

• 4:37:13Speaker 03

  They say they're testing the fent on the dogs.

• 4:37:16Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 4:37:17Speaker 03

  You hear that?

• 4:37:18Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:37:18Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:37:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's good.

• 4:37:19Speaker 02

  They get the dogs, see if they die?

• 4:37:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, see if it'll kill them, so they hit dogs with it.

• 4:37:23Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 4:37:24Speaker 03

  That's the rumor.

• 4:37:25Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 4:37:26Speaker 03

  It's all real.

• 4:37:27Speaker 05

  Oh god.

• 4:37:27Speaker 02

  The reels are nuts.

• 4:37:28Speaker 03

  I know, it's bad news. Mostly, yeah.

• 4:37:31Speaker 02

  That and your dad.

• 4:37:33Speaker 04

  Most people.

• 4:37:34Speaker 05

  Well, that's AI dogs and then I get, you know, like.

• 4:37:36Speaker 02

  Boys, let's wrap this up.

• 4:37:38Speaker 03

  Alright, alright.

• 4:37:39Speaker 02

  It's almost six o'clock.

• 4:37:39Speaker 04

  Everybody go see Tires. It's on Netflix right now.

• 4:37:42Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:37:43Speaker 04

  Tires, season three.

• 4:37:44Speaker 02

  Everybody text message Ari, cause I know you got his phone number and tell him to get the fuck out of England.

• 4:37:50Speaker 04

  Do five me mushrooms or weed? I'm definitely doing neither of that.

• 4:37:53Speaker 02

  Mark Norman, where you, where you at? What are you doing?

• 4:37:55Speaker 03

  I'm all over the road. Check my website. I'm doing clubs and building new hour. We might be drunk. Tuesday Stories, I got an hour on Netflix that came out this year. We're not too pleased. I'll see y'all in hell. Praise Allah.

• 4:38:09Speaker 02

  Comedy Brothership.com. Love you guys. Bye.