Summary
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The host returns from a long break since May with a revamped format, a new photo shoot, and an updated sound effect board. The episode covers an array of pop culture reflections, personal updates including a humorous medical concern about a crystallized nose booger, and extensive reviews of recent film and literary rabbit holes. The host details a surreal summer highlighted by visiting the House of the Dragon sets in September 2025 as a Westerosi correspondent and making a surprise guest appearance on stage with Rosalía in San Diego. Additional segments explore a renewed perspective on aging, craft hobbies like making bag charms, and the launch of new community spaces on Patreon.
- If you are ever encased in gelatin, use the bottom of your palms to create an air pocket around your mouth so you can breathe. 5:49
- Embrace the aging process rather than fearing it as a privilege to share with your community over time. 35:54
- Wear a tube top if you have one and stop letting self-consciousness about your arms dictate your wardrobe. 1:19:29
- Start simple with cheap crafts like shrinky dinks to disconnect from your phone and find joy in using your hands. 1:14:11
Chapters
- 0:00Podcast Introduction and Host Reintroduction
The hosts welcome listeners, announce a return, and preview new segments and updates.
- 2:00New Segments and Revamped Format
The host explains changes to the show’s intro, soundboard, and overall format after a break.
- 15:51House of the Dragon Behind-the-Scenes Tour
The host recounts his experience touring the House of the Dragon set and meeting cast and crew.
- 33:43Practical Magic Guest Announcement
The host reveals surprise guests Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock on the show and discusses the upcoming film.
- 36:13Aging in Hollywood Perspective
The host reflects on the fear and excitement of aging, especially for women in the entertainment industry.
- 38:01Film Reviews and Personal Favorites
The host shares reviews of recent films like The Odyssey, Citizen Kane, and others, highlighting personal takeaways.
- 46:27Rosalia Collaboration Highlight
The host describes a memorable collaboration with Rosalia, including a confessional segment and backstage experience.
- 51:04Book Club Discussion and Literary Reflections
The host discusses his favorite books, their impact, and plans to revisit them, covering titles like Angels & Demons and Woman in White.
- 54:30Woman in White Book Overview
The host introduces the thriller novel *Woman in White*, outlining its plot, themes, and personal enthusiasm.
- 57:29Transition to Romantic Reads
The host shifts focus to lighter romance novels after finishing *Woman in White*.
- 58:27Blind Owl Exploration
Review of the short Iranian surrealist novella *Blind Owl*, its themes of madness and addiction.
- 1:00:41Bronte Trilogy Update
The host discusses reading *The Tenant of Wildfell Hall* and plans to tackle *Jane Eyre* and other Brontë works.
Highlights
- 2:24
Medical Update on Bone Boogerinsight
The host claims that a booger in her nasal cavity has crystallized into a bone material and hopes to mail a sample to the medical community.
- 10:01
Minion Skin Texture Debateinsight
Drawing from an Instagram meme about minion research experiments, the host debates whether minion skin feels like boar skin or a beluga whale head.
- 16:32
House of the Dragon Set Visitstory
The host recounts receiving a call from HBO in September 2025 to visit the sets and interview cast members as a Westerosi correspondent.
- 21:51
Mistaking Blackfyre for Dark Sisterstory
During a social media video on the Dragonstone set, the host accidentally referred to the prop sword Blackfyre as Dark Sister, drawing sharp corrections from online commenters.
- 35:30
Radicalized Toward Aginginsight
Reflecting on the societal fear of aging, the host shares a complete shift in perspective, expressing excitement for growing older and experiencing every phase of womanhood.
- 45:36
Surprise Stage Appearance with Rosalíastory
The host shares the surreal experience of being invited via text by Rosalía's team to make a guest appearance during a show in San Diego for a confessional segment.
- 1:03:54
Starting Cursive and Analog Hobbiesstrategy
To combat digital overstimulation, the host shares a preference for analog practices like writing in cursive, burning fig candles, and keeping jazz music playing at home.
Quotes
“If I were ever to be encased in gelatin, if I ever were to become encased in gelatin, I know what to do.”
Brittany Broski · 5:32 “It's not a murder mystery, but it's a mystery woven in with like attempted fraud and deception and like marrying for money, almost killing for money and a case of like outwitting each other, which I love a story like that.”
Brittany Broski · 55:04 “I love anything, which is why I picked it up, that deals with this, you know, you're a little bit not there.”
Brittany Broski · 1:00:03 “I love it. I love crafting, I really, you don't have to be good at it, just start, and get a cheap craft. Shrinky dinks are like $3. Go do it, and color it, and cook it in the oven, and make a keychain.”
Brittany Broski · 1:14:03 “We are now utilizing the Patreon. We're now utilizing the Patreon, this is Patreon only.”
Brittany Broski · 1:20:55
Sponsored segments
- Cash App 30:26–32:08
- Mint Mobile 32:08–54:30
- Lola Blankets 1:07:50–1:09:31
- SeatGeek 1:09:31–1:10:56
- OnDeck 1:25:25–1:25:58
About this episode
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Transcript
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Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- YouTube
- Jane Eyre
- Anathema
- Woman in White
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Blind Owl
- The Tenant of Wildfell Hall
- iHeartRadio
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