#574 - The Sauciest Episode Ever

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  From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

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  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

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  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

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  That family wasn't real. You sure about that? I had a father called Vision. How is this possible?

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  Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like Mortal Jeopardy. Now streaming, only on Disney+.

• 0:30Speaker 00

  Welcome back to the ba-

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  Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Frank, how's it going, chief?

• 0:40Speaker 03

  Good. I'm not a chief, I'm a jet.

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  Yeah.

• 0:43Speaker 03

  Oh. Don't do that.

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  Sorry.

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  I don't like that.

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  And for about seven minutes, you were at the top of your division.

• 0:48Speaker 03

  Still there. Dumb bitch. Alright, let's make that abundantly clear. We'll take any win that we could get, okay?

• 0:54Speaker 02

  It's a time for New York sports right now.

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  It is. You know, honestly, everyone seems to be doing okay, except for one team.

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  One team. There is a team.

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  Over there. With the New York Metropolitans. Well, you're there too. You're there by proxy.

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  First of all, because I like the facilities.

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  How, you have been and supported the Mets more this year than you've been in support of the Yankees.

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  It's true. I don't go there and cheer for the Mets. I go there and I like-

• 1:18Speaker 03

  Alright, forget about the going and the cheering. How many games of baseball have you watched this year? With your eyes, whether on TV or in person?

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, uh, uh-

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  Yeah, it's not good for you.

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  I would say like seven.

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  It's not good for you. It's not. And how many of those on TV or in person have been-

• 1:35Speaker 02

  Mets games?

• 1:36Speaker 03

  Oh, sure. I was gonna say the inverse, Yankee games.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Um, so Mets are winning 3-1 at the moment.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  I've only been to one Yankee game, which you take-

• 1:43Speaker 03

  What are the other three that you've been to that are including neither team?

• 1:47Speaker 02

  No, I'm saying 3-1, meaning three Mets games and one-

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, you said seven, though.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you meant TV, too.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  Oh, just like regular Yankee games. I meant like in person.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Oh, alright. So, alright, so I guess I'm not in it.

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  I'm not watching like the Rays playing-

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  I mean, some people do that.

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  The Guardians or something.

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  Some people will see that on and they'll throw, they'll watch it.

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  Yeah, I'm not that kind of baseball fan.

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  Can you really not call yourself a Mets fan when you have an Andy Chavez jersey?

• 2:10Speaker 03

  That's true. It was given to me by you, hey? I will say, that is probably like the coolest Met thing that has come out of this year, because everything else has not been cool.

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  Not good.

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  Andy Chavez jersey, yeah.

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  Twenty years since that catch. Isn't that crazy?

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  Twenty years?

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  2006.

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  Good lord.

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  Also, you see who's on this jersey, right?

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Alvarez? I thought it was a Wayne Ferbet jersey.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  No, maybe it's in my jersey.

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  Is that like a brand-new-

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, they gifted it to me.

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  Oh, nice, nice, nice.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, they gifted it to me, but-

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  That's cool, they gave you 80.

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  I, I, I'm-

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  Did you ask for that?

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  Yes, I did.

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  Oh. I was like, yo, did they just guess that? That's crazy.

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  They asked what numbers, and I sent two. I said 80 or 85.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  That's a sick jersey.

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  And they gave it to me. I am not upset about it.

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  I will say, I'm jealous of the green and white. I think it's mad clean.

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  I kind of, like, I don't hate any of the Giants jerseys. Like, all the Giants jerseys, they're a little plain, but-

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  Some of them are ass.

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  I like the blue and white. I'll tell you this, the ones they did a couple of years ago that were like the throwback ones that were like brown and blue?

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  I'm all set on that.

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  Those are really bad.

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  Super all set on that.

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  What are, how do you feel about adult men wearing personalized jerseys?

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  Like, would you ever actually in your real life wear a San Agato Giants jersey or Yankee jersey?

• 3:30Speaker 02

  No, no.

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  Why not?

• 3:32Speaker 02

  No, I don't think so. I don't think so. Um, well, maybe for like an event, what?

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  The San Agato Studios is different. That's a different jersey.

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  That's different, it's a company.

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  Okay. The word Studios is there.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a studio. It's a collection of people. That's an actual team.

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  Okay. Because we've been gifted some personalized jerseys. Have you ever worn any in your like day-to-day life?

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, but a lot of them don't have like our name on it. Am I crazy?

• 3:57Speaker 03

  No, they do.

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  Do they?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  The only one that I think didn't was the Raptors jerseys we got, and they just had Basement Yard on the back. But every other one has said San Agato and Alvarez.

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  I will say, I appreciate that as a gift. There's no way in hell I'm wearing a Basement Yard on the back of a jersey.

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  Yeah.

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  That I was like, you know what I mean?

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  You might as well, you might as well just put up a big neon sign that says, "Hi, it's me, Joe San Agato, I'm here."

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  Hello, it's me, and yes, I am self-indulgent.

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  That's why I really don't ever wear any of our torties outside of the house. Because I feel like if someone were to see it, they'd be like, "Oh, there's someone in that tortie. Wait a sec."

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  That's him.

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  That's the guy that looks like he's on the tortie.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  Right.

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  And so I wear them around the house for little things here and there.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like a nice, it's a nice t-shirt.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  So you wouldn't wear like, if the Giants were like, "We really love Joe San Agato, the guy."

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  Yeah.

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  "We want to be, here's a custom jersey."

• 4:47Speaker 02

  I would accept it and be like, "Oh, this is awesome, thank you," like an official, but I'd wear my, like, I would feel weird wearing that to a game.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Oh, why?

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  Because people would-

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  I know why you're asking.

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  Yeah.

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  Because I just think that like, I'm there cheering for somebody.

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  But you're a part of it. Like, cheer for me, we cheer for each other. Everyone's cheering together.

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  Well, I don't know that they cheer for me.

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  Maybe, maybe they will if you guys all cheer together.

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  Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

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  Like, what if like you're walking on the sidelines and people see you and they're just like, "Wait a sec, is that?"

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  Are you just injured? You're like, you're not dressed today because-

• 5:24Speaker 03

  You come out of the blue tent?

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  Maybe if I was on the sidelines, then I would wear my last name, so people would be like, "Oh, that guy's probably hurt."

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  Just like grab a helmet and walk on the sidelines with it?

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  Yeah, I'm just like shaking my knee, I'm like, "Oh." You know, that's why I'm not playing right now.

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  I think you should. I see nothing wrong with it.

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  I see a lot of, you know it's a good time for New York sports because you see a lot of it on the streets these days.

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  I mean, and I don't know if we have openly talked about this, but like, I do legitimately feel like the Knicks did something for this city that no other sports team has done in a very, very long time.

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  It revitalized New York.

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  It like, I mean, I was gonna say it put New York back on the map, but it's New York.

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  We're the map.

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  We are the map.

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  We are the map.

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  But like now, everyone, like, New York culture is becoming like bigger and better than ever. Like, you'll see, like, you'll hear of people like doing like the New York outfit. It's like Tims and blue jeans and a Yankee fitted.

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  Well, I also just think like it's revitalized people's, uh, like, there's more of a chance that like, like, people are like back into sports, because everyone was behind the Knicks, and then they won, it's like, we want to capture that feeling again, like, "Let's go Yankees."

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  "Let's go Knicks again."

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, "Let's go Knicks again, let's go Yankees."

• 6:39Speaker 02

  And the ticket prices are also reflecting that.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, to be fair, a Knicks ticket has always been expensive.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're always the most.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  MSG is the hardest place to get into as a sports fan.

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  I think it's just because it's, it's not that many people. Like, a baseball game is like a lot. It's a huge stadium. This is 19,000 people.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, people like, I don't mean to like kind of hurt our own case here, but like, MSG is smaller than it appears on TV, you know?

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  Well, just like-

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  It's so impressive, though.

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  Arenas and stadiums are different things.

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  But even like stadiums are crazy to me, because stadiums, it's a lot of people, but the, the field looks smaller.

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  Yeah.

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  Like, you get there and you're just like, "Oh, that's a regular-ass football field."

• 7:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  It looks so much bigger on TV, but like you see it and you're just like, "Yo, I could do that. I could get a couple of yards." Yeah, I could, which-

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  No shot.

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  No, absolutely no shot.

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  With the right blocking. Yeah, with the right O-line. With like the O-line.

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  If you could handpick-

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  And a whack D-line.

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  If you could handpick your like all-time offensive line going up against a high school D-line, you might be able to get a-

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  Oh, you're fine. If we can get like prime Jeff Saturday under center.

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  Oh, I was going-

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  Or Jason Kelsey.

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  Kevin Mawai, I was gonna say.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  That's a good one, too. Then you have, who's the dude from, uh, from the Cowboys? The left tackle? That's savage.

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  Don't look at me.

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  Ah, forget his name.

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  I mean, we can go Debruschaw Ferguson. He, and you can get Nick Mangold under center, too.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then you guys are on the D-line, I'm getting yards.

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  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. You think-

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Frankie.

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  Yeah, you, yeah, I would, I would be willing to bet that if you put Jeff Saturday today, who I saw in person once at MSG, he lost a lot of weight.

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  Yeah, he did.

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  As soon as the players stop with their regimen, they drop.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Alright, this is a good question. This is a really good question. If you put, let's say, Jeff Saturday, Jason Kelsey, Joe Thomas, Debruschaw Ferguson.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  Give me one more offensive lineman.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  I can't even.

• 8:41Speaker 04

  You know, I don't think they need another one for the question.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  Day to deal. If you take that, that O-line.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Not in their prime, where they currently are in their athletic regimen.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  You think I or you can't get around them?

• 8:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  What, really?

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Frank, are you insane?

• 9:02Speaker 03

  Seriously?

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like a, it's a skill thing.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Uh, but, but I think how much of that skill is lost with the passage of time?

• 9:10Speaker 02

  But what are you bringing to the table?

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Right.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  What am I bringing to the, what are any of us bringing to the table?

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  I think-

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  We have never played on, like, in the NFL.

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  I think, I am in, where I stand today.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  Whatever day today is.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  I am currently in better shape than any of those five people in their current day right now.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  I think you're wrong.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Really?

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Yes. These are professional athletes. I'm sure they're taking care of themselves.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  I understand that they were professional athletes. Now-

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Have you seen Joe Thomas? Him alone, you're not getting it right.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  I haven't seen Joe Thomas in quite some time, actually.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  I mean, he's, he's, he's still, I mean, how long ago did he play? Bro, also, this is a guy who, like, never missed a game for, like, ten years. Look at him!

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Let's get the tail of the tape. Forty-one years old, come on now.

• 9:52Speaker 02

  Forty-one, bro? That's not old!

• 9:55Speaker 03

  I mean, who's this other random Joe Thomas that's just getting-

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. Now, look, he's in shape.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  So, this is when he was on the, the team, right, and this is him, bro, now Frankie, come on.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is fucking knocking-

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Just hear me out, though. Hear me out.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  I'm hearing it.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  I understand, at the time, when he's, like, playing, why I won't be able to get by him. I think I might be able to do a little shake and bake. I think you could do!

• 10:18Speaker 02

  You're out of your mind.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  I think you're downplaying your skills.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  I think we both can't get by him, that's it. He's one of the best of all time.

• 10:24Speaker 04

  It's crazy how big these players have to get to play their position.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  Also, you, where do you put your, you don't even know where to put your hands. Just, just put your hands, they got me.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Watch this, watch this. Put your hands up.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Oh, gee.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  Down, dude.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  You know what? Yeah, you're getting by Miles, yeah. You're Miles Garrett.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  Oh, he's hurt.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  I know.

• 10:43Speaker 04

  You'd be able to get him right now.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Not great.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Yo, also-

• 10:45Speaker 03

  I mean, no, he could probably, Miles Garrett, right now, injured, will still fuck me up. Let me make that very clear.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  It would just make you feel horrific.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  What was that? What did you just do?

• 10:54Speaker 04

  He was grabbing you.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Oh, that was, that was as close as we're gonna get on this show.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Bro, by the way, this morning, I, uh, so I, I like to sleep in, like, if I can, like, a pair of, like, sweat shorts, no underwear. You know, just, just, just so, like, just get some air in the thing.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  You're playing with fire there, brother.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 11:11Speaker 03

  You're playing with fire.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  What, what fire am I playing with?

• 11:13Speaker 03

  Fire. What if there's a, what if there isn't literal fire and you need to run outside?

• 11:18Speaker 02

  I, I have shorts on, I run outside.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  You're too exposed, but go on.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  The giblets were loose?

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. So, this morning, I woke up and I'm like, I just was, you know, I got up a little earlier than I usually do, and I'm like, I'm just gonna walk the dog now. So, I was walking the dog in these sweat shorts with no underwear on.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  So, you're walking the dog while your dogs are getting walked?

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're walking around too. Like, they're definitely not on a leash by any means. Uh, and that's fine. I feel like I've done that before, not a big deal. It's a little colder in the mornings in New York now. It's like, now there's like a nice little fall breeze. And my, I'm walking my dog, he takes a dump. So, I'm like, okay, as he's taking a dump, I put the bag on my hand, I'm ready. And then I bend down in a way to pick up the poop, and I'm like, is that a breeze on me? Bro, my whole bing and bang is out.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  I literally, just the way that I bent, I guess the shorts, like, rode up a little bit. Yo, bing and bang.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Bing, uh, uh, like, uh, like-

• 12:20Speaker 02

  And boom!

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Frick and frack.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, bing, bang, and boom are just like, I literally looked down and my dick and balls were like-

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Touching the pavement? Or touching the shit?

• 12:29Speaker 02

  No!

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  How, how low do you think I got?

• 12:31Speaker 03

  I, I mean, apparently low enough that they're coming out.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  No, I like-

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Or you were wearing short shorts.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  They, I think they just rode up a little bit, and I, and just like, it was, everything was kind of off to one side.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Was it dark out?

• 12:42Speaker 02

  It was this morning at eight-thirty.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Not dark.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  No, and there was other people, like, plain fetch with their dogs and shit. And I looked, I, I like, I was literally like, oh my god, it's cold, and then I, I'm, I'm like, yo! And I stood up real fast, and I was like, looking around, because I was waiting for someone to just be there, like, yo, your whole cock-a-bow. Because my cock-a-bow was out!

• 13:02Speaker 03

  So, the world got a, like, when was the last time you were that exposed outside?

• 13:07Speaker 02

  That's a great question. I don't know.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  So, your, your TPD was outside getting a fucking breezy?

• 13:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, like, I literally felt, it, literally, I think it, it like moved with the wind. Because there was a breeze and it hit me.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Take it easy. All right, all right. Moved with the wind.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  I mean, if anything, that means-

• 13:27Speaker 03

  Oh, that means you gotta move.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  If it didn't move-

• 13:29Speaker 03

  That means you have a skinny little penis.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  No, but I was like, dude, I just like looked down and I had dipped at, it wasn't like fully like, yo!

• 13:38Speaker 03

  I mean, but, but enough to kind of fucking, you know, peer out and see if it sees its own shadow.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  That's, that's, that's, yeah. It definitely like poked its head out.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Would that, that, was that like, did it, are we getting an early, uh, fall, or are we getting like three more weeks of summer?

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, it, honestly, it was something like that, and I feel like it's gonna be an early fall.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, I think it saw its own shadow.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Have you ever, uh, like, accidentally?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Like?

• 14:09Speaker 02

  I just, probably not accidentally.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  Like? But like accidentally in that situation, like, have you ever, like, sat on them or something like that, where they're just out of place?

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Sat on my balls?

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  I've sat on my balls.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Junge and bunge.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I've sat on my balls.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  There, there's not a pain that's worse than that.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  It feels like you hit an ejector seat.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 14:29Speaker 03

  You go to sit down, hit your balls, you're like, oh!

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  Come right back up.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  And you bounce on that goddamn thing.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  My friend's dad, that, my friend's dad did that once.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  Your friend's dad sat on his balls?

• 14:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, when I was, when I was young, and I'm like, how'd you even do that?

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then you grew up and had giant nuts, and now you understand.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  I understand the pain.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  You got long dangly balls?

• 14:48Speaker 04

  No, it depends on the day.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Depends on the, I mean, depending on the day is still, that's still impressive enough.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  It's a weather thing.

• 14:54Speaker 03

  I just, I, I, you, you're, you gotta be careful, because that's, that's a perfect example of like, you could have, like, someone is out recording their dogs, and they look over, they see Joe Santagato from the basement yard kneeling down, and then what is he, did he sit in gum or something?

• 15:09Speaker 02

  And, and you're like, no, that's his whole shebang. I, I was thinking about, like, someone like Harry Styles, if that happens to him, like, yo, you just gotta wear underwear if you're that guy. Because if you, if you're out there, and he's, he's like from, you know,

• 15:25Speaker 03

  UK.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Europe.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  So, he's got, or, or they, uh, whatever. They're from the, like, they wear a little shorter shorts.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  They go a little shorter.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  So, imagine he's picking up dog poop.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  I mean, I feel like it can happen to anyone.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  When was the last time your wiener saw the outside?

• 15:40Speaker 03

  That's a good question. I don't know. I don't, I can't think of it.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  Well, you would, you would pee outs, you'd pee out, uh-

• 15:44Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I think like that was like at the lake, like, you know, going behind the cabin and peeing in the woods or something like that.

• 15:50Speaker 02

  It's fun. It's, peeing outside's fun.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Uh, we're not made, humans aren't made to use a toilet.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  Bathrooms are stuffy, it's like, oh, you're fluorescent lighting.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  There, they tend to be smaller rooms, and like, the grossest stuff happens in there, so like,

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Make it a bigger room.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  Make it a bigger, better, well-ventilated room.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Like, we don't need all, like, put some more, just better options for stuff in there, you know?

• 16:14Speaker 02

  I'd rather just pee on the ground.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  I just thought of an idea.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  A toilet that has vents built into the toilet.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  Vents?

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it contains whatever is happening.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Like pipes?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, what do you mean?

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Like, because that, let's, let's-

• 16:34Speaker 02

  You're describing a toilet?

• 16:35Speaker 03

  No, no, no, let's look at a toilet, right?

• 16:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  It's got the pipe, you know, that does its thing, but like, what if underneath the seat, there's vents with air constantly blowing?

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Like an air conditioner?

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Not an air conditioner, but just like, it keeps, like, you know how those, um, the smokeless, the, the solo stoves, the smokeless, uh, you know, bonfire things? They figured out a way to get the air ventilation and just keep the smoke going out that way. What if we do that for toilets?

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Wouldn't it just be blowing around the room?

• 17:08Speaker 03

  No, you get it to like, it has like a vacuum chamber and it could like blow through the pipes.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I don't know if I'm envisioning, uh, sure.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  I just think it's amazing.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  I'd rather be outside and pissing onto a tree like a dog.

• 17:21Speaker 04

  I peed out the, the back door at the Airbnb.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  What?

• 17:26Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 17:27Speaker 04

  What'd you say?

• 17:27Speaker 03

  At the Airbnb, we all-

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Which Airbnb?

• 17:30Speaker 03

  Shared.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  The second one. I just peed out the back door. Everyone was, everyone was going to bed and everyone was in all the bathrooms, I peed really bad. Just peed out the back door.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  The back door was a balcony?

• 17:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  You peed off of the balcony?

• 17:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was nice.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  But you're an adult human!

• 17:49Speaker 04

  But I had to pee somewhere, and it was just grass.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  This isn't even our house!

• 17:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, but it was grass. I peed in the grass.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, why didn't you go into the outhouse that was basically there?

• 17:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like a separate little-

• 17:59Speaker 03

  There was a separate little guest house.

• 18:00Speaker 04

  That's a far walk, and I would be myself, what if someone is in there?

• 18:03Speaker 03

  But you're fine whipping your fucking bunch out.

• 18:06Speaker 04

  I'll tell you what, we were so far deep into the woods that I don't think anyone would have seen it with a, with the Hubble telescope.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  First of all, you're dangling chum. You're chumming the forest there.

• 18:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:16Speaker 03

  People are seeing, and you, you get one wolf that's just like, oh, and, and then it's, you know.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Or like a mosquito on the, like, what happens if a mosquito bites your wiener?

• 18:26Speaker 04

  I'm not peeing that long.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  How quick you piss, brother? Mosquitoes work, they operate very quickly.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I feel like it was pretty quick. Everyone was in the bathroom. Everyone hogged the bathroom.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  Thirty seconds!

• 18:36Speaker 04

  Do me a favor and not piss in the backyard. I gotta deal with an Airbnb host being like, why does it smell like urine in my backyard? I'd be like, I don't know, not us, but I got some fucking kid in the backyard pissing everywhere like he's a four-year-old.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  Also, also, also, hold your bladder for thirty seconds. What do you mean when everyone was going to sleep? We all went to sleep at the same time.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  What happened to knocking on a door?

• 18:54Speaker 04

  I did, there was someone in there. And then all the bathrooms are in your rooms that all the doors were locked, so I had to pee. There was a bathroom near Frank's room. It was occupied.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  By whom? Because I know that all the other people that were using that area were already asleep. Myself, Greg, Mikey. I think this is just bullshit and you were just a lazy piece of shit.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  He was like, oh my god, it's down the hall.

• 19:16Speaker 04

  It's funny, because I opened up the side door first and I went, oh no, this is a patio. And then I went to the back, like, I chose a different door. It was just fun.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  That is crazy, because it's disgusting.

• 19:26Speaker 04

  It's the grass. There was no one, no one, no one has stepped in the spot I pissed in twenty years, I promise.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  Oh, that I don't believe that.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, there was so much space.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Who cares?

• 19:35Speaker 04

  Open space.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  That was a, that was a nice Airbnb.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  It was, very nice.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Now, now you, is this what, like, how I like touch the walls at some of the shows and stuff like that? Is this gonna be your thing now?

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're gonna like a chihuahua, mark my territory.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  You're like a little fucking chihuahua, marking your territory with your piss everywhere?

• 19:48Speaker 04

  Please don't do that. It was a nice place. We needed more bathrooms. It's only, only critique.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  He's, he's complaining about the Airbnb he stayed in for free.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  It was fun. I didn't pee in the sink.

• 19:59Speaker 02

  Yo, you know what happened? Were you there?

• 20:03Speaker 04

  Was Frank there?

• 20:04Speaker 02

  For what?

• 20:05Speaker 04

  Oh, you were there!

• 20:24Speaker 00

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• 20:36Speaker 02

  When Pete opened a beer from the fridge?

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Dude, that was, I've never smelled a beer like that.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Just for everyone out there, if you're gonna stay in an Airbnb and you open up the fridge and you're like, oh, they have like, like a beer and two White Claws or whatever. We, we get to the Airbnb and we had our own like kinda drinks, we were kinda sitting there and playing cards or whatever. And Pete goes to the, to the, uh, Ant goes into the fridge and he finds a White Claw, he's like, oh, they have White Claws here, so he opened it and he's drinking it. Pete goes into the, uh, in the fridge, comes out with a Pilsner, opens it, it smells like the sweatiest dick ever.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Well, I was gonna go with high ta- uh, low tide, but...

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Like a low tide covered, a covered dick with eggs. Like it was disgusting, okay? I didn't even know that could happen to a beer, and he's like, oh my god, he's like, I've never smelled something like this before.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  I have never, ever, ever, like, it, it legit smelled just like straight sulfur, like rotten, rotten egg.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, just terrible. And then, as he's saying that, I just watch Ant, like, his, his White Claw's right here, and I just watch Ant do this, he's just like...

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Just slowly starts staring at his drink, I'm like, yeah, it's probably...

• 21:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was, I, I, I wouldn't, I, I still think that Pete should have taken a sip, maybe it was like, it's gimmick, it's like, it's the stinky beer. People love doing shit like that now, it's like beer brewed with buffalo chicken and stuff like that, beer scat.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Beer scat.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  Like the one that you had.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that one just smelled and tasted like beer.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, the confidence I had in my White Claw once Pete's beer was essentially rotten, didn't really...

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you're also like, a fucking psychopath.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Also, there was two White Claws, he finished that one and drank the other one.

• 22:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, you're the type where like, you'd just be like, nah, whatever, nah, it's...

• 22:16Speaker 02

  Nah, it's fine, it's probably fine.

• 22:17Speaker 03

  It's fun, nah, it's alright, I'll be okay, you know?

• 22:19Speaker 02

  That's what he says, it's probably fine.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  You, you need to be more afraid of things, we need to, we need to instill the fear of life in you. Because you're kinda just like, going through life, like, yeah, it's okay.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  It's more fun this way, I tell ya.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  I don't know about all that.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  It's more fun this way.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  I do not know about that.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, I don't know, that's terrifying.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  No, that beer smelled like, like actual ass.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  That beer was like, the craziest smell ever, it was just nasty.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  Not good.

• 22:45Speaker 02

  When was the last time you smelled yourself and you're like, yo, I fucking reek right now?

• 22:49Speaker 03

  Every other couple days.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Really? It happened to me the other day.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  I, I, anytime I go to the gym and I come back, uh, I, I'm, I'm astounded at what odors my, my body's able to endure.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Dude, I don't know what happened to me the other day, but like, I woke up, I, usually I don't smell, I don't really have body odor for whatever reason. But sometimes it just happens, for me, it's like, random. So this day, I was like, I put on shorts to go to the gym, and I was like, are these shorts dirty? So I take the shorts off and I sound like, no, they just, they smell fine, so I think it was just me.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  You wanna just crap to your body?

• 23:22Speaker 02

  So, yeah, like, maybe my body's like, you know what, I'm just gonna shit myself through the pores.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  Well, they, remember, Dr. Mike told us that if you're holding in too many farts or something, like, they'll like, come out through your pores or something.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  I'm not holding in farts.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Those are coming out.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's right, you sat, at the first Airbnb we stayed at, you sat next to me and it sounded like you ripped a zipper.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  I, I ju- I couldn't believe it, I was so, I, between your farts and this kid's burps, I'm not gonna make it through these fucking shows. I'm telling you right now, because they, they, I, I'm gonna, Ant was already called a pig a couple times, you're getting at least one or two of them.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  I'm sure I will.

• 23:58Speaker 03

  Um, yeah, I, I, I will go to the gym and I'll come back and I'll just be like, is that?

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  And I'm, it is, and I'm, I, I can't believe it, it's a combination of like, going in the steam room and then just like, you know, sweat, and then, yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  I don't know what it is, but like, I, when I, I, so I was just like, I'm not gonna shower, I'm about to go to the gym and sweat my ass off, so like, I'll just be the stinky guy at the gym. So I did that, and then when I got home, like, I was like, four steps into the apartment, and Nicole's like, what's that smell, and I'm like, I'm taking a shower now.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  You know what's crazy, is, and I'm not saying this, like, that is an untapped market. Like, you, Joe Santagato, you could be like, I'm going to work out and then I'm going to wipe my bonch with a piece of cloth, and I'm going to sell it.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  I'm not doing that.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  I know you're not gonna, but you could.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  A Joe stink candle.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  But like, there is a way, like, people do, remember the girl we spoke to years ago that was farting in jars and selling that shit?

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was making a killing.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  I mean, you could probably...

• 24:59Speaker 02

  Rip a fart in a jar?

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Joey, I guarantee if you did it, you would be making a good amount of side income, not that you need it, because we get it.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Because we get it.

• 25:10Speaker 03

  But like, you think, that's an untapped market for you, babe.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Uh, I, I don't, I don't have it in me.

• 25:15Speaker 04

  There was one time we were staying, staying at an A, hold on, there was one time we were staying at an Airbnb, and we walked in and it smelt so bad, so bad. That the only thing we thought happened is either a sewage pipe burst or there's a dead animal in the walls. And after an hour of searching, turns out it was Danny's shoes.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Shoes?

• 25:35Speaker 04

  Shoes.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Oh. She, my dad told a story about that once, that like, I was like, when I was like, during peak puberty years. He like, came into my room when I was sleeping one night, and he was like, it smelled so bad, and I realized it was my sock, he said it was my socks.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  His own socks or your socks?

• 25:49Speaker 03

  My socks, my socks, and he's like, I didn't...

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Like, in the bed?

• 25:52Speaker 03

  Like, uh, on the floor, and he's like, I took them and I threw them out, those things were gone.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Do you ever do that? Like, sometimes you're like, yo, this fucking, this is disgusting. I've thrown out underwear because they were so like sweaty after a workout, I'm like, this is so gross to me, I'm throwing it out. Yeah, you're not throwing shit out.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  You think me, baby, you think me, I have pairs, uh, pairs of underwear that are older than each of my children, and like, they're like, hanging on by a thread, but I, I, I have like a, like, it's like, good for them, you know?

• 26:16Speaker 02

  That's not that crazy, your kids aren't that old.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Miles is 11.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  That is insane. 11 is wild.

• 26:24Speaker 04

  So do you, do you have certain underwear that's like, it's just barely hanging on, there's like holes, and they're like, holding on to the last...

• 26:29Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, not, no, no, no, no, once it gets to a certain level, I will, like, once I feel a rip, I'll just like, let it rip myself, like, I'll rip it myself, you know what I mean?

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  But like, I do have one or two pairs of underwear that have just like, held, like, they're in good shape, they're sturdy, you know, like, they, they, they, they are still going strong. But then it's, it'll be one and you're like, alright, it's time to go.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Everyone has a favorite pair of underwear also, like, if you see it in the drawer, you're like, yeah.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  I order, I organize mine, I know that I need to do laundry once I get to like, the pairs of underwear I like the least.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  What do you mean you organize it?

• 27:03Speaker 03

  So like, I, I have my drawer where like, my socks and my boxers are, and I'll organize my boxers with my favorite on top, my middle favorite in the middle, and then my least favorite on the bottom. So once I get to like, the bottom, I'm like, laundry time.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I'm not wearing this bullshit.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  I have two separate piles, I have my socks and boxers, and my other stuff.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Other stuff?

• 27:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, like shirts and pants and stuff like that.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  They're all in the same drawer? What? Is that what you're saying?

• 27:31Speaker 03

  No, in my laundry piles.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so like, it's like, laundry for the socks and boxers is one, like, that can wait longer, cause I have more pairs of socks and boxers, we've discussed this already.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  I'm in the twenties or something, maybe, maybe fifties.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Fifties of underwear?

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Uh, probably.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  That is way more than you need.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Pretty big jump from 20.

• 27:52Speaker 02

  20s, 20s?

• 27:53Speaker 03

  Or 50. You're not, you're not allowed to talk, Mr. Pissing out of the Airbnb.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  That was fine, it happens.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  Watch this, you think it's fine?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  Certainly not.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  It's not.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  Alright, well, if Joe doesn't think it's fine.

• 28:04Speaker 03

  Unless it's that one Airbnb where the fucking guy was a prick, yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was an asshole and had roaches.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Then you can piss, piss away, that's the least of their problems.

• 28:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, they don't even care, you can piss in it, roaches, they don't give a fuck.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  They're praying for piss at this point.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, piss would be a blessing at this point.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  I didn't know I'm talking to two people that never pissed outside.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  I've pissed outside, I said I like pissing outside, but I was on my own accord, not at someone's house. I guarantee, I've pissed outside for cumulative time, more than you have in your entire life, you bitch.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  I have donated way more piss than you to the earth.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 04

  So I was trying to contribute my, I was trying to contribute?

• 28:35Speaker 02

  You do it not on someone's property.

• 28:38Speaker 04

  It was...

• 28:39Speaker 02

  You do it on like, the side of a highway.

• 28:40Speaker 04

  So the deer, the deer can do it.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Do you think you've pissed enough to fill a pool?

• 28:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  In your life?

• 28:46Speaker 02

  In my life, certainly, right?

• 28:48Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  You think so?

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Bro. What size, kiddie pool, Olympic pool?

• 28:51Speaker 03

  No, let's say, let's say, uh...

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Olympic pool?

• 28:54Speaker 04

  Do you know how big an Olympic pool is?

• 28:55Speaker 03

  Yes, that's why, that's why we're not saying Olympic pool.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  I, I, I would say like, a pool.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  So like a, like a, a four foot deep, like your pool that you had at the, at, at your house?

• 29:09Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Four feet deep.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Bro, we're talking about 34 years of me just straight ripping piss, I'm filling up a pool.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Dude, there were some days, like, those like, heavy drinking years?

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Pissing for like, a whole hour?

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Brother, I've lost, maybe probably in a day, like, an hour of piss time.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Without a doubt.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Like, and like, a, like, not like little trickle pee, like, a lot, dude.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  I mean, you probably piss like, bro, you gotta piss like, a half gallon a day, maybe more.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  I mean, you, I, you probably piss at least a quart a day, some people don't pee as much as us, you might be a little bit more hydrated. I know we recently looked up how much we pee, I can't remember what the information was, but I feel like you probably piss enough to, a day?

• 29:59Speaker 02

  I could fill up a pool with piss.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  A week, you could fill up a sink.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  This kid's backtracking, you see how upset he looks, cause you know, that we crush pools.

• 30:06Speaker 04

  It says over a lifetime, so you got some years on you still.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  To fill up a pool?

• 30:11Speaker 04

  To fill up a pool.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  How about this?

• 30:12Speaker 02

  Nah, bro, this thing doesn't know me.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  Google this, if I'm 34, how much have I pissed?

• 30:18Speaker 02

  Uh, sure.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Let it spit something out.

• 30:23Speaker 03

  Let it spit something out and let's see what it says.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  How much have I pissed?

• 30:26Speaker 03

  How much have I pissed?

• 30:27Speaker 02

  On average, on average, thirty-four years of piss.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Or whiz, as, as the New Yorkers in the nineties.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Even babies piss like crazy.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, but baby piss doesn't count. It's, it's not as, it's not as like, it's not as like piss.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  I can do, I can do the average person. I can't do Frankie piss.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  That's fine.

• 30:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Well, you can add, you can add a couple gallons on there for me.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  It's about eight thousand gallons.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Dude, that's a lot.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  You can't fill a pool with eight thousand gallons?

• 30:53Speaker 03

  You could, I, I, yes, you, yes, you can, because I'll tell you right now, my pool at my house is thirteen thousand gallons.

• 30:59Speaker 02

  And he's got a big pool.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  And I got a big pool.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  You do have a big pool. Thirteen thousand gallons, eight thousand gallons, ripping a fucking pool of piss.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, brother, that's a lot.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Easily.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  That'll smell real bad.

• 31:12Speaker 03

  It might.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  It'd be disgusting.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Did you guys see, uh, it was Jackass? Oh, no, maybe it wasn't Jackass. It was like Steve-O's own show. So Steve-O does, like, he, he, he's touring. And he does a stand-up show, and in his stand-up show, he has, like, bits that he filmed that, like, are too gnarly for, like, other things. One of them that he did is, um, he wanted to, I think it was like have a record, or maybe it was a Jackass, but it was like, hold the record for swimming in the largest urine pool or something like that?

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Of course he does.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  He got, yo, brother, he had a pool of piss.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  And like, it was like a golden amber.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  It was, I'm sorry, talking about it makes my spit stick.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  I hate yellow piss.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  I kind of respect it more than regular ass piss.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  I, I, I do too. Like, when I have like a clear pee, I'm like, you're not even piss.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  Like, if you're, if you're going to, like, cartoonishly draw or imagine, close your eyes.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  It's yellow piss.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Imagine piss.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  It's yellow.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 32:17Speaker 03

  What are you gonna say?

• 32:20Speaker 04

  If every time you peed, it tasted like a random liquid?

• 32:25Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  How often you tasted it?

• 32:27Speaker 03

  Bro, I'm going like this to the stream, giving it a sniff. Oh, don't, I mean.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  You're gonna face it up, eh?

• 32:34Speaker 03

  If it tastes like...

• 32:36Speaker 02

  But you don't know. It's random. Like, you don't know.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  I mean, as long as it doesn't taste like piss, I'm fine.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Well, one time it will. It's random.

• 32:42Speaker 03

  All right, one time, how many, there are countless amounts of liquids on the planet. Even if we narrow it down to a hundred, I'm taking those chances that one time it might be urine.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  Might be. Those are good odds. One percent.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Have you ever accidentally gotten pee on your hand and like, ugh, piss?

• 33:02Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  With like, I don't know, changing a diaper, maybe?

• 33:05Speaker 03

  No, I, I, I never changed a diaper of a boy. I hear when it gets to boys, that's when it gets a little dangerous.

• 33:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, it starts firing.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Because it starts, it's, it's like a hose, you know, like a fucking, it's shooting out all over the place.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Right.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  But...

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Well.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Well, they, they make, they call them pee pee teepees for changing boys. They're literally cultural appropriation, by the way, just wanted to throw that out there. They, it's like to be put over when you're changing a boy, so you don't get pissed on.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  I got fired on.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, you've probably got some piss in your mouth.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Changing my brother's, no, no? I don't think my mouth, but, oh, yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 03

  You know, one of those crazy Airbnb nights.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  Because it's been like a, whoa, whoa, whoa, and it gets on you.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  All right, let me ask you. If...

• 33:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  You could cycle five different liquids, one of them has to be piss.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  For your pee stream. What would the four be? The other four.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Can I give a, an answer that you'll probably hate?

• 34:04Speaker 03

  Uh, is, is it gonna be like kombucha?

• 34:06Speaker 02

  No, first of all, you're the kombucha queen.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  I love kombucha. I do, every morning.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Uh, I was gonna say water, just in case, it's like you're desperate.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Let's, let's, let's go outside of water, because...

• 34:19Speaker 02

  Are they, are they pissed with just a different taste? Or am I, or are they...

• 34:22Speaker 03

  No, you'll, you'll be pissing, you'll be pissing the thing.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  Oh. I mean, I wouldn't do water. That's hard.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  That's why I said no water. Like, imagine, like, you're, you're living your current life. You're not like stranded in a desert. Like, you're living your current life. But like, every now and then, I'm telling you, this is like the next round of, like, luxury. It's like, we could alter your body, so now you piss fruit punch or some shit.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Now, that is a cosmetic surgery I would probably get.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Um, I would say, ooh, some kind of like soda.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  What would I do, though?

• 34:56Speaker 03

  That would be, that would be hot coming out, though, brother.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  You think the carbonation would feel good?

• 34:59Speaker 03

  No, that's what I'm saying.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  No, I don't think so. I'm, I'm not imagining the feeling. I'm imagining it feels like piss, but it, it tastes like something else.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  So, a soda?

• 35:08Speaker 02

  So, some sort of soda, uh, maybe like a strawberry milk?

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, that's appalling!

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Like a, like a childish kind of drink. You're like, oh, strawberry milk today.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Ugh! First, I'm like, what are you, I'm gross, you're making me piss out, this stuff.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  It's a little thicker than piss. It's a little thicker.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  We're not going with the feeling.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  I didn't think you'd go to dairy.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, ew, then you gotta really clean your pee pee hole.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Right, yeah, so it's smelling like milk.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. This isn't how it was presented to me. All right, so you're going with a soda. You didn't specify the soda.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  I didn't. Maybe just like a, just a Coke.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Vanilla Coke.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Vanilla Coke.

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Grow up, Peter Pan.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. I would shoot you, but I don't have a gun.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  I would say Coke. I would say, ooh, can I get like a...

• 35:59Speaker 03

  You could get whatever you want.

• 36:00Speaker 02

  Blue Gatorade.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, that's also appealing visually.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  I just got a fire idea.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 36:06Speaker 02

  A Guinness.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  There we go. Now we're talking.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Get a Guinness, you know, imagine, imagine you're at the bar and you're drinking Guinness, and you're like, yo, I gotta go piss.

• 36:13Speaker 03

  Hold on.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  And then you're going to the bathroom, like, hold on!

• 36:16Speaker 03

  It's like, let it settle!

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I gotta... It's like, buddy, hurry up, it's settling!

• 36:21Speaker 03

  You gotta like pour it the right way and then tilt the glass the other way.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, bro, if you could piss at, I mean, you'd save so much money. So I would go Guinness. What'd I say?

• 36:29Speaker 03

  So you have Coca-Cola, Blue Gatorade, Guinness, and you got one more?

• 36:33Speaker 02

  One more? Um, um...

• 36:39Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 36:40Speaker 04

  You can have your milk.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can, you can have your milk.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  My strawberry milk, you can have your milk.

• 36:44Speaker 04

  Do I want strawberry milk or like chocolate milk? That's too brown.

• 36:48Speaker 03

  Oh, chocolate milk, I think.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, give me chocolate milk.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  Go chocolate milk. Now we're talking.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Now, that's a good fucking cock. That's a good piss.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  That's a good piss rotation.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Let me tell you, okay.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  What are you pissing out?

• 37:01Speaker 03

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• 42:50Speaker 02

  Right.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  So, I think for the sake of the argument, I'm gonna pick different ones. Because I would, I would love to have Guinness as my... Coming out of my urinal, urinal tract? What's it called?

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Urethra?

• 43:04Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 43:06Speaker 03

  If I could have that, I would be a very happy man. But, I need to be honest. I will go Coca-Cola, that's a tough one because that's a really good soda.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  I mean, you could, you could pick that.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  No, I want to be different. I want someone to make a graphic that is Joe's piss rotation and it's your choices. And then it's my piss rotation and my choices. So, I'm gonna go, I'll stick with a soda, but I'm going orange Fanta or, or Crush.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  Dude, can you imagine? First of all, the carbonation will get to me a little bit.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  But, it's what you gotta do.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  So what? It's gonna hurt a little bit, but the, the, you know, the sweetest of fruits have the juiciest of nectars. Every rose has its thorn. I don't know what I'm trying to say.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  Not that.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  So, I'll go orange soda coming out of my pee hole. Uh, boy. I have to stick with tea. I have to be on brand.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  You're gonna piss some tea?

• 44:06Speaker 03

  A little bit of tea.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  Which tea?

• 44:08Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I mean, depends on the type and what time of the year it is.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Um... Depends on the type, that's what we're asking.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  I know. I would love a really good bug-bitten oolong.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 44:23Speaker 02

  I don't know what I was expecting, but a really good bug-bitten?

• 44:26Speaker 03

  A good bug-bitten oolong.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  Does that mean that bugs chew it?

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  And that does what to it?

• 44:31Speaker 03

  It actually, first of all, it's a very sought-after tea because, you know...

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Ooh, am I gonna regret asking?

• 44:37Speaker 03

  You might.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  But, do you want it?

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  Here it is. It's, it's just, it's just a, it's like a sought-after tea. That's really it.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  What kind of bugs?

• 44:47Speaker 03

  I don't know. But like, so caffeine is, is an insect repellent for, to my understanding. I could be a little wrong here. I'm sure people are gonna fucking punch me in the face. Caffeine is given off by plants as an insect repellent. So, when bugs bite the tea, it makes it more caffeinated.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  Ah!

• 45:06Speaker 03

  So, it's good. So, I got orange soda, I got a bug-bitten oolong tea.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  I can't wait to see that.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  A bug-bitten oolong tea, oh, man.

• 45:17Speaker 03

  Let's go with... I'm gonna switch it up a little bit.

• 45:21Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  I'm gonna switch it up a little. I love like fresh-pressed juices.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  So, like a beet, ginger, apple, carrot? What the hell?

• 45:33Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about? I mean, I don't like beets.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  I feel like ginger coming out of your pee hole might hurt.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  That's gonna set you ablaze.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  Brother, it's gonna be hot.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's gonna come out steaming.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  It's gonna be hot.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Bro, imagine pissing out ginger.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it ain't, it ain't good.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  It ain't good, but you know what? That would be really good for me.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  It's a, it's a...

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, I mean...

• 45:54Speaker 03

  It'd be really good for me.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  And then last but certainly not least...

• 46:02Speaker 03

  I'm not doing any favors here to sound, make myself sound like not an elitist piece of shit.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  This is gonna be good. Champagne?

• 46:10Speaker 03

  No. I've really been, oh, man, I need an alcohol in there. I need an alcohol in my pee hole.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  Let's go just the fucking absolute like run-of-the-mill, dragged-through-a-swamp, dirty martini.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, I'm talking like this thing is basically more olive brine than vodka.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  It already tastes like piss kinda then.

• 46:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it needs to be cold, so like...

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  I'd make like a thing so like I pee into like an ice louge.

• 46:41Speaker 02

  A very cold, dirty martini.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:44Speaker 04

  Was, was the point of this to have people wanna drink from it?

• 46:47Speaker 03

  I don't really know how this started, to be honest with you, but we're here.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Cause I don't know if I wanna drink any of Frankie's pee.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  First of all, you'd be honored to drink my urine.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  You wouldn't want an orange Crush?

• 46:57Speaker 04

  No, I don't like orange Crush.

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Just be like, yo, anyone wanna Guinness? First round's on me.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  No, that's Joe's piss.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  That's right. And it's frothy.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  You'd have to drink Joe's piss.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  You don't like orange Crush? It's like genetically modified to, for humans to like and be addicted to.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  And to kill.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  I, I don't like when things try to be different fruit. Except for peach Snapple, that's coming out of my piss.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  Oh, so you're going...

• 47:21Speaker 02

  Peach Snap?

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Peach Snapple?

• 47:23Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  I like that. I mean, I like regular Snapple more, but it's your piss.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  I could toss a lemon Snapple in there too, be like, ooh!

• 47:29Speaker 02

  A double Snapple?

• 47:30Speaker 03

  You have two, you have two fun, like...

• 47:33Speaker 04

  Honestly, then let's just do half and half Snapple too. Let's just do all Snapple.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  All the Snapple?

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Oh, mojito, never mind.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  Ooh!

• 47:39Speaker 04

  And then you're gonna piss a mojito, the mint is gonna hurt.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  That mint's gonna fuck your pee hole.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  He's pissing ginger and beets.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's gonna be... Beets, not that bad. Ginger, yeah.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Beets will make you concerned, but it doesn't hurt.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, but just look gross and now it hurts.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  That is, he is honestly correct. I didn't think about the, the optics of my urine.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  If you told me that I could piss out like a Guinness and it's gonna taste like a Guinness, everything's gonna be a Guinness.

• 48:00Speaker 03

  That's what we're saying.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  No, I know, I just don't think I could get over the fact that I'm pissing it out. Like, I don't know if I'd be able to drink it.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, there is that part of it.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  I'm drinking a beer from a dick. At the end of the day.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  That is, that is part of it, is that it is still coming out of a weener.

• 48:16Speaker 02

  A penis.

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Which doesn't make it like ideal.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  No, I'd rather it come out of a draft.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  But would you rather drink a beer out of a weener or a butt?

• 48:26Speaker 02

  That's a good question.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Ten dicks over a butt. Ten dicks.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  Whose butt?

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Any butt!

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Any butt, yeah, brother.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Bro, think of the hottest butt you could think of. And then imagine shitting your Guinness out.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  What it meant?

• 48:41Speaker 03

  This is our show!

• 48:43Speaker 02

  But it is Guinness.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  What are we talking about? First of all, the kind people at Guinness are gonna see this and be like, what is this?

• 48:49Speaker 02

  We're, we're technically being nice. But I just wouldn't, out of a butt...

• 48:54Speaker 03

  What we are saying...

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Out of a butt's crazy!

• 48:56Speaker 03

  What we are saying is that our ideal biological makeup would be us being able to at-will piss Guinness.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Yes, and but not shit it.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  No way! We would never let a beautiful drink like a Guinness anywhere near my butt.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  To be fair to Guinness, we are saying that it tastes so good, we would drink it out of a penis.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  I am saying that.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  Honestly? I am on that as well.

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Also, if Frank was the one who pissed Guinness, I would, I would say no, like the first three times. The fourth time, I'm gonna take a sip.

• 49:28Speaker 04

  After your fourth Guinness.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  After, after the fourth Guinness, it makes you more susceptible to wanna try.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, all right, Frank does piss one over here.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  Just a little bit, you know?

• 49:38Speaker 02

  What the hell are we doing?

• 49:39Speaker 04

  It was pretty long on pee, probably.

• 49:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was a huge piss.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  Who cares, it's a big piss episode. That's what the title is going to be. I don't, I don't know how Neil is gonna like that on YouTube. And I don't know if our sponsors are gonna be pumped, being like, the big piss episode brought to you by Squarespace.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  Speaking of piss, I have something.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  It has nothing to do with piss, I was kidding.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Oh, come on, come on! I was excited to keep talking urine.

• 50:02Speaker 04

  I have, uh, how would you guys do your breakfast? You know, there's different ways to do it, different, different kinda cooks on toast, different kinda coffee.

• 50:11Speaker 03

  Okay, have we talked about this before?

• 50:13Speaker 04

  Unclear, I don't think so.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  Not with me, maybe.

• 50:16Speaker 02

  I mean, you know me. I'm a black coffee guy.

• 50:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, that sucks.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  Let's start at coffee.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  I mean, let's, or let's imagine it's tea for me.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Do you put anything in tea?

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Nothing. Those bug-bitten oolongs don't need it.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  They're already bug-bitten.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, but every now and then, I'll fuck around and I'll make a matcha latte for myself.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 50:38Speaker 03

  Just cause I'm a little dirty whore sometimes.

• 50:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, you little bitch. With whole milk.

• 50:42Speaker 03

  Oh, I, I mean, I, I'm, we don't have whole milk in our house often.

• 50:46Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  I'm the, I'm the whole milk guy.

• 50:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  But, yeah, I think we could both with confidence say whatever A would be with this nothing.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, and where are you at? Cause you're a milky master.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I like milk, man. I, I mean, I'm E.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  E!

• 51:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm E, dude.

• 51:04Speaker 02

  What's the point of having coffee?

• 51:06Speaker 04

  Well, cause it picks up and it tastes good.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  To your credit, not your credit, your defense. Milk? It's like a splash makes it pretty light. So, it doesn't take much to get it to E.

• 51:19Speaker 04

  A splash would be like C, that's a splash.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Really?

• 51:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  I feel like a splash would be D.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  Maybe D, but E is, F is too much, obviously.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  F's bananas.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  I will tell you right now, my father drinks coffee if there was a, an H on that coffee level.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Really?

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Because it is mostly milk and mostly sugar.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  E, I wanna just enjoy it. Black coffee just tastes like ass.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  It doesn't.

• 51:45Speaker 04

  But, cold brew black coffee actually tastes good. I don't know what that's about.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  That's even, it's steeped in fucking...

• 51:51Speaker 03

  That's more coffee than coffee.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 04

  I, I don't know the magic.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Um, alright, so I'm going A here, and then for toast?

• 51:58Speaker 03

  See, this is what's tough about toast, because what are, what, are we assuming that we're just eating...

• 52:07Speaker 03

  How I like my toast and my bread for breakfast is different. I think I can with confidence say five and six need to be brought behind the shed and never seen again.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  If someone's gonna eat six, like, what are we...

• 52:48Speaker 03

  Six is danger. Six is dust. It is danger.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  You bite and it's dust.

• 52:52Speaker 03

  It's basically just like pure carbon at that point in time.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  I'm probably, I'm a little two guy.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  Whoa, that's crazy.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  Light toast.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  I'll be honest with you. If I'm getting, like, if, it depends on what I'm eating. I'll eat with just like one. I'll eat like.

• 53:09Speaker 02

  I mean, if I'm eating like baloney, I'll eat that.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying like if I have like eggs and hot dogs, I'll take a one and I'll just throw it in the soft bread with a little ketchup.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  How often do you have eggs and hot dogs?

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Couple times a month.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  Well. Uh, I'm two. What are you, three, four?

• 53:26Speaker 04

  I'm probably in between four and five, honestly.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  What? You're a filthy bastard.

• 53:30Speaker 04

  I like a cr- I like a crunch.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  No, I don't like that.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  A what?

• 53:34Speaker 04

  A crunch.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  He likes a real big crunch.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  I love crunchy food, but I think the crunchiest I'll go is four. I'm in between three and four.

• 53:42Speaker 04

  It's toast. It's supposed to be crunchy.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  Mine, I'm like, three is like my max.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  Here's my thing that really pisses me off, though. If you're giving me toast, give me soft butter. If you give me toast and then you give me ice cold butter in this little packet, so then I put it on there and it makes a crater in my bread, I'm gonna fucking lose my mind.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  I hate spreading butter on shit for that reason.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  When I go to a restaurant and they have like warm butter, I'm like, this is an established. I wanna, I, I'm not kidding. I wanna like take a picture and show it to other restaurants. Be like, fucking do this, you dumb bitch.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  When it's those little ones in aluminum foil, like.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  Oh, don't get me started.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  I hold them in my hand.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  I do that too.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  Well, that's what people do, is they say, hold them in your hand to soften them up.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  But.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Pisses me off.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  I have to like do work to get butter. I need to like peel its fucking top off and then I need to like scoop it. No.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  It was something sexy about it. You undress the butter a little bit.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  I don't like it. One time. Just have sex with a woman one time. That'll satisfy that. Alright, let's look at bacon here. I might be a hot take here. I'm cool with E. I like my bacon.

• 54:44Speaker 02

  E?

• 54:44Speaker 03

  Extra crunchy punch.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 54:47Speaker 03

  I like it.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  No.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  I like it. I like biting into it. It's just like, I fucking just bit into a building like Godzilla.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  Right.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  What?

• 54:58Speaker 02

  D is like, I mean, uh, E is like you bite it and most of that is dust.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, it turns to nothing. My mom likes F, dude.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Your mom?

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Your mom likes F?

• 55:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  Your mom probably needs to go for a checkup because that's also probably dangerous.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  She likes, and she's the one that cooks the bacon, so like, obviously if you're cooking it, you're gonna do it how you like it, which is fair. And so, so no one likes the bacon.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  She should just, yeah, I mean, she should just eat the coals in the grill.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  I'll tell you right now, first of all, no one's grilling bacon. Who are you, Joey?

• 55:26Speaker 02

  I just meant like, that's what it looks like. It looks like coal.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  I, I, I, I love crunchy bacon. I'm, I'm fine. I'll eat bacon at any level except for A.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  My dad loves A. My dad loves like, you put it on and it's still kinda white and he's like, ooh.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  Well, because I think, unless I'm wrong, bacon comes cured. Like, real bacon is cured.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  You can't just rip bacon, right?

• 55:50Speaker 04

  I think that's turkey bacon.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  No, I think, I think like bacon bacon is cured. So like, it's kind of okay to eat at that level.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, he's survived so far.

• 55:59Speaker 03

  It's like prosciutto. It's not as cured as prosciutto, but it's kinda there.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  I don't know. I remember though, my dad would put it on the pan and as soon as like, it would start to bubble and like, you know how like kinda lifts up a little bit?

• 56:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, like it starts throwing its ass out.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  He'd be like, alright, that's done. And I'm like, hey, leave mine on a little.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  I remember those mornings, cause your dad would ask if I like my bacon and in his words, snotty. And I wanted to fucking lose my mind.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what he would say.

• 56:23Speaker 04

  Also, don't eat raw bacon.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  I'm not.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Do not eat raw bacon.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  It's, it is, uh, cured, but it's injected with just water and flavoring, so it's still raw.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  Ah, okay.

• 56:31Speaker 04

  Don't, don't eat it.

• 56:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  So.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Good to know.

• 56:33Speaker 02

  So my dad's beating this, whatever this would cause. He's beating it.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  I'm not kidding. Your dad is a walking scientific anomaly.

• 56:41Speaker 02

  He's a wonder, honestly.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  He is, you know, eating basically raw bacon for fifty years.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go C here. I think C is like, a good, uh, like, it's got a crunch to it, but it's still like bacon. It still tastes like bacon. It doesn't taste like the pan. It doesn't taste like, uh, volcanic ash, like the rest of them.

• 57:01Speaker 04

  I think C is the correct answer.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  But I'll, I'll say this. If I'm at a something and there's a plate of bacon, I'm taking mostly C, but I'll throw a D in there.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  I like, I mean, I think we can meet in the middle and say D. Cause I like E, I, I love E, but I'm cool with D.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  D, I would throw a D in there.

• 57:20Speaker 04

  It's also bacon.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Brother, I'm gonna eat it no matter what it looks like. Let's be honest.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  I mean, it needs to be basically ripped out of the package for me to be like, nah.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  A is bad.

• 57:32Speaker 02

  A is disgusting.

• 57:33Speaker 03

  A is actually probably dangerous.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  A is bad.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  B also, I'd be like, this place is like, doesn't know how to cook bacon.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Here's.

• 57:39Speaker 02

  Cause I do want it to be a little crunch.

• 57:40Speaker 04

  B looks like burger bacon, you know, it's, it's sometimes a little soft burger bacon.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  Here's the thing about bacon. Bacon is one of the rare foods that

• 57:50Speaker 03

  it is an incredible thing and it's like almost universally liked flavor wise, because people get upset about like, you know, the ethics behind bacon.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  Flavoring? Atrocious.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Nasty, I don't like it.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  Absolutely atrocious. Like bacon flavored anything?

• 58:05Speaker 02

  No, disgusting.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  No fucking way.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  I only want it like bacon.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  What about, have you ever had chocolate covered bacon?

• 58:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:14Speaker 03

  Any of that?

• 58:14Speaker 02

  Oh, were you with us that time? Where were we?

• 58:20Speaker 02

  And I got a, I don't know if this was on, on tour, but we, uh, I believe we were in Denver and we went to a place and they had bacon flights. Were you there?

• 58:30Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, I was with you in Denver, but I don't remember a bacon flight.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  Maybe it was a different time that I went, but we went to this, this brunch place and they had a bacon flight. So they did bacon like four or five different ways. So it was like candied bacon.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  Which is fucking stupid.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  Stupid. It's just like.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  It is.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Sugar and a fucking.

• 58:47Speaker 03

  Oh, sugar and.

• 58:48Speaker 04

  Then it was like maple fuck ass, like stuff on it. And I was like crazy, like mad good.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  They didn't call it fuck ass.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  They didn't call it that, but it made me say it.

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I've had bacon in a, uh, Bloody Mary. Very on board with that.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  Very much so.

• 59:03Speaker 02

  It's just a good. How many pieces of bacon, by the way, is like an appropriate amount?

• 59:08Speaker 03

  What is the terms of this question? Appropriate amount for what? Because I will be honest with you. I can eat a whole pack of bacon, but I won't.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Shh, yeah, you're, yeah, I know.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  I won't?

• 59:19Speaker 02

  So let's say.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  But I could.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  Let's say, uh, so

• 59:25Speaker 02

  if there is a, let's get two answers. There's an unlimited amount of bacon and you're going up to like a buffet essentially. How many pieces of bacon do you think you're gonna put on your plate?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  Four.

• 59:38Speaker 02

  That's a respectable answer. I think that's a respectable answer for like the other question, which was gonna be like, there is a fixed amount. There's other people around.

• 59:45Speaker 03

  Oh, you're going with like how rude I'm going to be. All kindness in my body goes away with bacon.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  Well, I'm just saying like, what, what is an appropriate amount? Like, I feel like.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  I think a serving size is like two or three pieces.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  Uh, I, I am, I'm very okay doubling that serving size.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  But like six pieces of bacon, I feel like that would be fucking crazy.

• 1:00:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, who would do that?

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  Really? Six?

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  Brother, I'm not kidding, right now, if you had cooked to deep perfection, a plate of bacon, I'm putting down ten pieces with, without even coming back to life.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  How many do you do usually?

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  I don't think you realize how calorically dense bacon is.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  I do.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  You can have a lot of bacon without realizing it. Bro, ten pieces of bacon is probably like fifteen thousand calories. That's too much. It's like, it's like two thousand calories.

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  Ten, it's like nine hundred calories. It's like, it's like ninety a piece.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  No, I think, I think they're like a hundred calories.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  It's crazy, cause it's.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  That would still, that math still wouldn't work.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  It's like a bite and a half.

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  I think, um, one more piece than however many you're putting on your egg sandwich. So, if I make an egg sandwich, I'll put two pieces of bacon on it and I'll have one little side piece of bacon, so I could have more bacon just in case I need it.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  I fucking hate that answer.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gave us a riddle. The answer that you wanted was three.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  Well, it could be four. Depends on the, the size of the sandwich.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  So it's all about how your sandwich is made. So if someone makes it with eight thousand pieces of bacon on it, you'll have eight thousand in one?

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  Technically, yes, by that math.

• 1:01:17Speaker 02

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• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  And I'll go out here and say this, when it comes to eggs, I think scrambled. You know, actually, I used to think scrambled was the, was the ultimate. I'm getting into, I don't know, eggs, the, what's the one that like, it kind of runs?

• 1:04:36Speaker 03

  Well, like-

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  Sunny Side Up?

• 1:04:37Speaker 03

  Well, Sunny Side Up is when they don't flip it at all, and it has like, the, like, the cartoonish looking egg.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:43Speaker 03

  Where, where they flip it, and then they basically take it off after a couple seconds, it's over easy.

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  Over easy eggs, I think, are, are the superior egg.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  I fully agree, that's how I cook my eggs.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Crispy sourdough, cold slice of cheese, over easy egg.

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  And it kind of, it, it pisses a bit, right? Oh, that son of a bitch pisses, brother. You could do like, an over medium, where it's more of like, a two or three consistency, but I like a runny yolk. I like to like, pop it, and this thing's just-

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love that, it's like, oh, he's bleeding.

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  If you're getting into over easy eggs, get a bacon, egg, and cheese with an over easy egg. It's like, it comes with its own dip.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  I know, I know.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  I love it, I get that, and I'm just like, oh, and then I, fucking, it spits everywhere, and I'm, I'm like, cleaning it up.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  Well, I'm a wet eater, like, when I eat shit, this shit needs to be soaked, I need to dip it, I need it to be like, fucked up. Like, I like that.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  Now we're talking.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  Like a saucy, who eats shit without a sauce?

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  Bro, don't get me fucking, dry food, it's so stupid.

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  Get a wet fucking sandwich in your life.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  You haven't lived until you just had a soppy, disgusting, wet face, because there's just egg, raw, raw egg yolk all over the place.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  All the foods that make you look like a filthy bastard are the best. Like ribs, it's all over your face, it's on your shirt, you look like an idiot, but it tasted really good.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  You're, you are, you, you and I could not be more lined up on this. I love food that comes with a mess. Like, it's just like, oh, you ready? Like, I remember there are old, like, restaurants, I haven't been to one, but I imagine it's pretty cool, they give you like, a fucking bib, because they're like-

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  At a seafood restaurant?

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  You're going out here, you're getting, and you're gonna get dirty!

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, come here, you fucking babysit out, and we're gonna throw a hundred crab legs for ya.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  You're leaving here, and we know that you're just gonna get fucking lost in the sauce.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  I love that type of shit. Messy food is the best.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  You know what I love, when they just dump it on the fucking table?

• 1:06:30Speaker 03

  Why are you, why, why you gotta smirk like that?

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  But he's gotta smirk like he's-

• 1:06:33Speaker 02

  You like dry food?

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  And you know, people who just eat fries like fries, what the fuck are you doing?

• 1:06:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, stupid.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  Get a sauce in here.

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  Sa- sauces, uh, s- s- s- just like, all, just make it as sloppy and fucking disgusting as possible.

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  Also, if, if, if sauces are watching right now, I just want to say, I think that you're so integral to the food experience.

• 1:06:53Speaker 03

  I will go as far to say is, a dish is not complete without a sauce.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, that has to be true.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  And, and if Big Sauce is listening, which I hope they are, I am, I have yet to find a sauce that I hate as much as mustard and honey mustard. I hate all mustards, you know that.

• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  Honey mustard's good, though.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  Honey mustard's good. But like, a barbecue sauce?

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  Anything orange.

• 1:07:21Speaker 03

  I fucking love barbecue sauce. Like buffalo?

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  No, like a Chipotle mayo.

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  Chipotle mayo is insane. I guess that is technically kind of orange.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  Or like, you know, pink, in between pink and orange. But that, anything that, any sauce that looks like kola, I'm gonna like that one.

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Also, a fucking aioli, I have a hard time understanding what you are exactly, but I'm fucking on board. Yes, I am with you.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Anything, like, it could be literally dogshit aioli, I'd be like, well, I'm getting it.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  And I like when like, you know, a sauce like, evolves using a firestone into a dip. I love that, like, it's like, dig evolved into a dip. Like, they add a little bit of thickener, so it's like, now, it's like, a full-on dip, which you could still use as a sauce.

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Speaker 03

  You know, but like, now, it's just like, it's like, when you watch fucking Haunter going to Gangar, you're like, this is somehow just as good, if not better.

• 1:08:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  I also am not afraid of, of, uh, integrating dips that don't even make sense, just because I want it that way.

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  Give me that, give me, give me.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  Like, if, if, um, this happened yesterday, Nicole made these like, uh, snack wrap type of things, and there was like, a sauce in there.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  Hell yeah.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  And I was like, I'm still gonna dip this bitch in barbecue sauce, anyway, because now I got two dips.

• 1:08:27Speaker 03

  I love when, I love when places also, like, I've not had enough to be able to crown it the king of sandwiches, but a French dip is such a confident fucking prick. Like, the, the absolute confidence to be like, not only are you getting a sandwich, I'm giving you a pool for this thing to fucking swim in. Like, that is such game, dude.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  Like, the only thing better than having a side sauce is a side pool to drown my fucking sandwich like it has secrets. Fucking bitch, and then you eat it, oh, I need a French dip now.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I, I couldn't tell you, I think I've only had like, one or two in my life, and they, they don't, they've not, they've not been great, let's put it like that.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  They've not been great.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Friendship's gotta get in line.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  Getting like, what?

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Or like, or like, uh, birria tacos.

• 1:09:12Speaker 03

  Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  At that, I'm holding under, literally.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  I'm telling you right now, they, there's a place that I've gone to, that gives you birria tacos, and it gives you like, a fucking like, trenta size.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  And I'm going in with my wrist.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  I'm coming out, and I want my hand to look like I just shoved it in the heart of someone in mortal combat.

• 1:09:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm fu- and if it was, if it was deeper than that, it's gonna look like I put my hand in a horse's ass.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  Like, it's so tough, because like, the, uh, there's only one way to do a birria taco, and basically, I won't be content until I'm swimming in it, with the tacos in my hand.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  I also fuck with the fact that those tacos are like, we dipped the bread in it, then the second bread, we dipped that fucker too, and it's got more sauce on it, and we're gonna give you more sauce to dip. This is, I mean, that might be the iconic-

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  It's a triple dip.

• 1:10:05Speaker 02

  It's a triple dip.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  It's a triple dip, they dip it from the start to the end, I mean, like, there are-

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  So good.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  Like, baptisms need to take, I will get baptized, whatever religion you want tomorrow, if they're dipping me in birria.

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't pour this little water on my head that's blessed, dip me in some fucking sauce.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  I wanna go, and they're just like, you know, balde, do, balde, do, balde, and then they just fucking bang, just like, the birria sauce in my fucking mouth.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  Oh my god, dude, hang me upside down, and dip me in there.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Can you, just for, for, for me, Ant, can you pronounce what we have been saying?

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  Birria? Birria, but say it, but roll your Rs.

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  But say it with the R rolling, because that's how you're supposed to say it.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  Can I have an example?

• 1:10:44Speaker 03

  Birria.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  Birria.

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  No, you're saying birria.

• 1:10:47Speaker 02

  Birria.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  No, no, no, you're saying birria, it's birria.

• 1:10:51Speaker 02

  Birria.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, birria.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  Birria.

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Birria. Yes, I mean, that one.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Birria.

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  If I say it fast, they'll know, it's like, birria.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

  Birria.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Birria.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  Birria.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  Birria tacos.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  I just-

• 1:11:03Speaker 02

  That was a little too much flair, dude.

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  Do you like that, do you like?

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Like, I love a restaurant, like, I love a nice restaurant, that's like, the food is intricately made, and everything, and it's good pork, but then I love you go to some places, and they're just like, fuck you.

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:18Speaker 03

  We're gonna just fucking throw this into that old, like, that, that checker paper, you know what I'm talking about? And this dumb idiot is gonna spit in your face.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  Or if they bring something out in a basket, I'm like, let's go.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Baskets. But don't do the, don't do the millennial burger place thing. You've seen those online, right? People making fun and clowning millennial burger joints?

• 1:11:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Where they're like, they call them handhelds instead of burgers.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  Gun's back.

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  The gun is back. But I like when, also, if you're gonna put a side dip or a sauce, I'm dipping everything that shows up to this table in that. I will put my foot in this thing before the so- like, the sauce will be completely dried up.

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  It's a really good point.

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  Everything goes in the dip.

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Um, as far as these fucking eggs go,

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  Mm.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  I don't really like this type of egg. Like, I don't fuck with a hard-boiled egg, to be honest.

• 1:12:07Speaker 03

  Do you eat ramen? This is more like a ramen.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, when it goes in there, but like, I've eaten it, but like, I don't like it. I just don't like the texture of like the, the-

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  The egg white?

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just-

• 1:12:17Speaker 03

  I will tell you-

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  It's like I'm eating an eraser.

• 1:12:19Speaker 03

  I have found this stuff, uh, it's called like chili crisp. Have you ever seen it or had it?

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  This, this hose?

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  It's like, it's like in a jar, and it's like chilies and garlic and-

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  And it's like kinda crunchy.

• 1:12:30Speaker 03

  I'm telling you right now, put that over one of those bitches, and you'll be flying high.

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  Frank, if I put that over my own ass, I would find a way to get back there and chew on it. That's how good that chili crisp fucking shit is.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  I got like an extra crunchy version, and it has like edamame and chickpeas and stuff in it.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, baby.

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  But, I'm fine, honestly, like, I know people clown on E and F. I'm fine with any version of that.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  Hmm. Oh, you're talking about five and six?

• 1:12:57Speaker 03

  That's what I mean, sorry, five and six, yeah, for the eggs.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, five and six just don't look like real things.

• 1:13:03Speaker 03

  I feel like a six egg, sometimes, like, you know how some people, when they eat, they could eat chicken nuggets with the Canadian wings, 'cause it reminds you you're eating an animal? Like, it's like, oh, it's a bone. I feel like the six egg, it's like, it reminds like, oh, I'm eating eggs. Does that make sense?

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  Nope. Like a, like a, yeah.

• 1:13:18Speaker 03

  Like, you realize like, oh, I'm eating eggs. I don't know if that makes sense.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  It doesn't. I promise it. Yeah, I, I'll help you.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Cause it's just like-

• 1:13:27Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  But it's like the furthest from the form in which-

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  But it's the closest to the form of the animal, like the thing.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  Like, like consistency wise, like, I guess, but that's also a dumbass thing to think, so-

• 1:13:40Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:13:41Speaker 02

  A dumbass thing to think.

• 1:13:42Speaker 03

  Well, I'm, I'm two, probably.

• 1:13:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  I think I would probably go to just-

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  When I make mine, I, I aim for a, a two or a one or two, but if they come out three, four, I'm not upset.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  Also, like, hard-boiled eggs, it just reminds me of like Easter.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, with the-

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  Oh, well, no, that, that's traditional Easter with the Easter bunny, but like, the Greeks do the game, where they're like, Casseri, Cassari, you know?

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Who?

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  Crisodaresti, and then they bang the egg, the eggs together.

• 1:14:09Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, what's with that? It's like, good luck if you don't break-

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  It's like, the person that wins, wins. It's like whoever doesn't have their egg cracked.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  We, every year, get the, uh, with the bread thing, and you have to find a coin.

• 1:14:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, the vassalopita.

• 1:14:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:24Speaker 02

  Love that bread.

• 1:14:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:25Speaker 02

  Yo.

• 1:14:26Speaker 03

  I mean, the bread's fine. Honestly, it's very hit or miss.

• 1:14:28Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you go to, there's a place in Stein, on Steinway and Dipmars, called Victory Sweet Shop.

• 1:14:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, on, uh, in between Dipmars and 21st?

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  That's the best. That's the best. It's the best. And then afterward, you use it for French toast.

• 1:14:46Speaker 03

  It's a good bread.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  It's a good bread. You don't know what bread we're talking about, right?

• 1:14:50Speaker 03

  I haven't been paying attention.

• 1:14:50Speaker 02

  There's a good consistency of the bread, and I've had good ones, and then I've had ones, I'm being like, what is that?

• 1:14:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, good.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  It just tastes like I'm eating baking.

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  I haven't had that in so long, I wanna get one now.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  I don't think I've ever found the coin.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

  I got it one year, in like 2010 or something, the last time.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  You know who, who we used to buy them for? It was Ms. Argie.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  And she was Greek. Makes sense.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, she would get one for our family, so that's how we like, got into it.

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  Makes sense.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  But-

• 1:15:13Speaker 03

  That's funny, 'cause you lived significantly closer than she did, to that-

• 1:15:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Um, what, what were you just talking about?

• 1:15:24Speaker 03

  Uh, eggs. Did you guys have pizza day in school?

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:15:28Speaker 03

  We, we were getting from this one pizza spot sometime, I don't know what you unlocked in me, but, uh, and the pizza was so good, and then we switched pizza places, like, four years in, and everyone hated the pizza, everybody. And the principal, the new principal came up to me, and out of everybody, axed me, how we like the new pizza. And it was all on me. It was all on me, and I-

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Like an assembly?

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, well, just like in the cafeteria, it was all on me, and everyone's looking at me, and every single person hated the pizza. And I went, tastes good. And I ruined it for everybody.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  Oh, my god!

• 1:15:59Speaker 03

  I ruined it for everybody. It was too much pressure on me.

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  That really sucks. Was it like a microphone situation?

• 1:16:04Speaker 03

  No, it was just like, they just came up to me, hand on the shoulder, I was like at the edge of the table, and they just axed me.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  So you-

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  I ruined it.

• 1:16:10Speaker 02

  You spoke for your peers, and you led them down the path of destruction.

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  Wow. Yeah, I knew what the people wanted, and I couldn't do it.

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  Classic politician.

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  I love a-

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  He got his own interests in mind.

• 1:16:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, you son of a bitch.

• 1:16:24Speaker 02

  Not the voting body.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  And I've learned from that, so I'll speak up for the people.

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  If I was in your class, I would've been really pissed at you and probably done nothing, but I'd been mad.

• 1:16:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I used to love that. Or like the day, they'd be like, alright, today we're not teaching, we're rolling out a TV, I'd be like, yes.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, I mean, we, we've talked about it, pretzel day?

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  That was every day?

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Oh, Friday.

• 1:16:47Speaker 03

  It was, it was like one day a week, whether it be Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. They would, during lunch in elementary school, they'd, the, the oldest looking woman, rolled out the oldest looking box of the oldest, wettest, coldest, giant pretzels you've ever seen in your entire life.

• 1:17:08Speaker 02

  They were salty.

• 1:17:09Speaker 03

  And I'll tell you right now, they were the best pretzels I've ever had.

• 1:17:13Speaker 02

  I think that was the best bang for your buck on the planet back then. We're talking like, the year 2000.

• 1:17:20Speaker 03

  Fifty cents for the greatest pretzel that was like at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

• 1:17:27Speaker 02

  It was like, also like, it was, it was clammy.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was wet. It was wet.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  It was like, kind of clammy and whatever, but they were good, man.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  God, and they were so salty.

• 1:17:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  Like, and even like the parts that didn't have salt on them, you'd lick them, and it's like, yo, this is salty, brother.

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  I fucked with pretzel day.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  God.

• 1:17:44Speaker 02

  Pizza day, like having a pizza party?

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  Well, pizza day was tough, because for school lunch, they had pizza days, and they had either the round ones that were unbelievable, or they had the long ones that looked like a slipper, and they sucked balls.

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have to back up here. I kinda liked the pizza boat.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  You liked the slipper pizza?

• 1:18:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:06Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 1:18:07Speaker 02

  The only thing is, I will say, slipper is a good name, because there would be times where you would bite that, and the whole cheese would just-

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  That's why I hated it. At least the one that came like this, first of all, it had pepperoni options, and those pepperonis were great.

• 1:18:18Speaker 02

  They were, they were thick cut pepperonis.

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  Thick cut pepperonis, and like, you could bite it and not lose everything.

• 1:18:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. I actually don't know what you're talking about.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  Cause you went to a fucking, you, you went to-

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  You went to like Catholic school, right?

• 1:18:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I went to Catholic school.

• 1:18:32Speaker 02

  So they, and they had either like these round pizzas, but then they also had these pizzas that were like, kinda like oval, like this, um, and like, uh, yeah, and they were like pretty saucy, though. I fucked with the fact that they were pretty saucy.

• 1:18:45Speaker 03

  Look up, like, I know I, we joke about what I tell you to look up.

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  Look up nineties-

• 1:18:50Speaker 02

  School?

• 1:18:51Speaker 03

  School lunch pizzas.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  None of these.

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  No way. No fucking way.

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  Type in NYC.

• 1:19:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, those were not ours.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  So that top one, this?

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  That's the slipper bastard!

• 1:19:08Speaker 02

  That's the slipper.

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  And then there's the round one!

• 1:19:09Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, wait, this one?

• 1:19:10Speaker 03

  Down, where the guy's doing the salute!

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  This? I don't know if it's a video. Oh, like this one?

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:19:15Speaker 02

  No? More like this.

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  More like that.

• 1:19:18Speaker 02

  Oh, here we go.

• 1:19:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  More like that. So they had those, or they had the slipper, but I fucked with the slipper.

• 1:19:25Speaker 03

  The slipper sucked, because it was also like, soft, like just raw bread.

• 1:19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was.

• 1:19:30Speaker 03

  It sucked!

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  Also, the lunch lady knew our moms, so when they would serve pizza, sometimes they would run out of pizza, so by the time you got up, cause it's all a free lunch, and when you got up to the front, sometimes they'd be like, oh, all we have is like a cheeseburger, or like a fucking, uh-

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  A cheeseburger that came in a plastic bag.

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  Oh, my god, it was so bad!

• 1:19:48Speaker 02

  Or the, the peanut butter and jellies. But then we would get up to the front, and she'd be like, I saved you guys pizza. And she'd give me pizza, I was like, yo, thank you.

• 1:19:54Speaker 03

  Ms. Donna?

• 1:19:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, Ms. Donna.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  That was my lady, dog.

• 1:19:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was hyped.

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  That was my lady.

• 1:19:59Speaker 02

  That's the best nepotism you could possibly get on the planet.

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  Yo, nepotism was sick in the nineties.

• 1:20:05Speaker 02

  Nepotism, when it's happening to you, is so fire.

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  It was so sick.

• 1:20:09Speaker 03

  I hate it when it's other people. I'm fine with it when it's them.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  I'd like some, though, you know?

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would love some nepotism.

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  A free piece of nepotism, I'm in it.

• 1:20:17Speaker 03

  My parents have given me bad cholesterol and possible anxiety. Come on!

• 1:20:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, no. Uh, but that was the best back then. Um, god damn, that fucking-

• 1:20:28Speaker 03

  The dream, the American dream is to make your children nepo babies.

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  Technically.

• 1:20:34Speaker 03

  That is it.

• 1:20:36Speaker 02

  Wrong.

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  Probably some other stuff in there.

• 1:20:38Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:20:38Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's just that. It's all we want out of this life. Um, but yeah, I guess that is all for this week's episode.

• 1:20:45Speaker 03

  Hot episode.

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  Hot episode.

• 1:20:47Speaker 03

  Hot.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  Saucy episode.

• 1:20:49Speaker 03

  Saucy episode, do we call it the saucy episode, or do we call it the, ah, we have to go saucy. I don't know if we can put piss in the title.

• 1:20:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, we can't say, oh, drink my piss. I have Eating It Sloppy. We're definitely not making it that.

• 1:21:01Speaker 03

  Oh, I mean, not only would I not make that, I wouldn't trust our graphics guy with that.

• 1:21:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, Eating It Slop Style. Fucking, I don't know, what the fuck, man?

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  My movie was, oh, slop it up!

• 1:21:12Speaker 02

  Extra sloppy.

• 1:21:14Speaker 03

  Sloppy steaks!

• 1:21:16Speaker 02

  Well, that's my bad.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  It's all good.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Well, thank you guys so much for watching. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:21:20Speaker 03

  The Frank Alvarez is all over the place. Uh, go check out the Countdown to Avengers Doomsday podcast on Disney, go check out patreon.com/thethebasementyard, uh, the basement yard all over the socials, we're everywhere.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Aunt, you can find me at Aunt Prisco on TikTok and Instagram.

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  And you guys can go follow me on Joe Santagato everywhere. Go follow the show on, uh, TikTok and Instagram, at the basement yard, and that is all. See you guys next time.