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#570 - Calling The Bomb Squad

The Basement Yard

1h 24m
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Summary

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Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez return to the basement for a wide-ranging conversation that touches on childhood memories, neighborhood urban legends, and absurd internet discoveries. The hosts discuss everything from old piano recitals featuring ventriloquist dummies and childhood asthma nebulizers to a bomb scare in Washington D.C. that turned out to be an expensive sex toy left on the sidewalk. They also reminisce about low-budget amateur horror films they made as teenagers.

Throughout the episode, the hosts debate the finer points of prank culture, highway hypnosis, and whether Bryan Cranston really voiced a Power Rangers monster. They share laughs over childhood games like Spud and recall neighborhood eccentricities, all while dealing with a persistent fly in the studio that eventually leads to a friendly wager.

  • You can save ten percent on your first purchase of a website or a domain by visiting Squarespace using the provided link. 26:38
  • SeatGeek is a rated ticketing app where you can use a specific code to save money on your next event tickets. 26:56
  • You can access early and extra weekly episodes by subscribing to the show on Patreon. 28:14
  • You can submit a picture from your camera roll with context for the live shows at the provided website link. 30:27
  • You can visit a specific website and use a promo code to get a discount on Kachava protein products. 55:45

Chapters

  1. 0:01
    Podcast Intro and Lululemon Promotion

    Hosts open the show, promote Lululemon’s fall collection, and set the tone for the episode.

  2. 0:40
    Prank Stories and Air‑Quality Anecdotes

    Frank recounts childhood pranks, asthma inhaler memories, and the absurdity of flying insects in the studio.

  3. 25:38
    Sponsor Segment: Squarespace and SeatGeek

    Joe plugs Squarespace and SeatGeek, offering discount codes and explaining their benefits to listeners.

  4. 28:21
    Patreon and Fan Interaction

    The duo explains their Patreon tiers, thanks supporters, and mentions the fly‑catching wager with fans.

  5. 30:59
    Wrap‑Up and Future Plans

    They close the episode, tease upcoming shows, and remind listeners to check merch and Patreon before signing off.

  6. 32:25
    Conspiracy Talk: Suspicious Packages and Beach Incidents

    The hosts discuss a suspicious package in DC, a beach missile video, and their reactions to odd public events.

  7. 41:37
    Revisiting Childhood Urban Legends

    Joe and Frank reminisce about creepy neighbors and haunted houses from their block, setting a nostalgic tone.

  8. 43:00
    The Siway Mansion Mystery

    The hosts recount a daring night at the infamous Siway Mansion, highlighting local folklore and their youthful bravado.

  9. 47:53
    Piano Recitals and Secret Performances

    Joe shares memories of his piano recitals, where a former teacher turned the event into a quirky puppet show.

  10. 54:15
    Sponsorship Spotlight: Kachava & DoorDash

    The episode shifts to promotional segments, with hosts promoting Kachava smoothies and DoorDash deliveries.

  11. 57:49
    The Zolo Blow Bot Conundrum

    A bizarre street find turns into a debate over a mysterious device, its potential danger, and the city’s response.

  12. 1:17:01
    The “Keith” Film Projects

    They discuss their homemade films titled “Keith,” detailing plot twists, production challenges, and personal growth.

Highlights

  • 6:58

    Bryan Cranston Power Rangers Factinsight

    The guest explains that Bryan Cranston voiced original monsters for the first season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, which led to the Blue Ranger being named Billy Cranston.

  • 11:21

    A Painful Fly Experiencestory

    The guest shares a strange childhood story about eating a fly on a dare and subsequently contracting a severe illness that required a nebulizer and inhaler.

  • 20:23

    College Orientation Hypnosis Memorystory

    The guest recalls being hypnotized during college freshman orientation, watching a fellow student get convinced she was a model on a runway.

  • 44:45

    The Rules of Spudstrategy

    The host explains the rules of a childhood alleyway game called Spud, where players throw a ball into the air after naming car brands.

  • 59:22

    Bomb Squad Sex Toy Discoverydata

    The hosts laugh over a news story where the bomb squad was called to investigate a suspicious device in Washington D.C., which turned out to be an expensive sex toy.

  • 1:17:50

    Amateur Teen Horror Filmsstory

    The hosts reminisce about making amateur horror films as teenagers, including an acronym-based killer movie called Keith.

  • 1:19:54

    Piano Recital Ventriloquism Surprisestory

    The host shares a bizarre memory of his childhood piano teacher who followed her piano recitals with full ventriloquism acts using wooden dolls.

Quotes

  • “I was in mid... something was happening.”
    Unnamed speaker · 0:39
  • “I love things that come in a little pod.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:04
  • “You know what I like when you get to discard food?”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:08
  • “The merch is so hot on the... off the... on the press?”
    Unnamed speaker · 3:44
  • “I think it's a little horny still, I think.”
    Unnamed speaker · 5:26
  • “I have a little magic bag.”
    Unnamed speaker · 2:24
  • “The Siway Mansion was a big one, um...”
    Unnamed speaker · 43:14
  • “I mean, we, we went, we went once. I don't know if you were there with us, but like, we like went, we like,”
    Unnamed speaker · 43:19
  • “We were told that in our alleyway, there was vampires.”
    Unnamed speaker · 44:18
  • “I was just talking about this too, I don't know if I was talking about it with you guys or not, but you ever see like,”
    Unnamed speaker · 51:01
  • Lululemon 0:01–0:28
  • Santagado Studios 1:53–2:00
  • Lululemon 16:03–16:30
  • Squarespace 25:34–27:02
  • SeatGeek 26:56–28:01
  • Patreon 28:12–29:42
  • Santagado Studios 29:42–30:56
  • Lululemon 38:22–38:53
  • Kachava 54:15–56:25
  • DoorDash 56:25–57:49
  • Patreon 1:23:07–1:23:11
  • Sandingoutofstudios 1:23:11–1:23:29

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