#565 - Are We Ready For Pie?!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Joe Santagato?

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  (singing) Russian Titanic. (singing) And help. (singing) Falling in love with you.

• 0:53Joe Santagato?

  We're live. You can bring us right in from that.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Welcome back to the basement yard.

• 0:58Frank Alvarez?

  Hello.

• 0:59Joe Santagato?

  That's pretty good.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  That was pretty good. We sang before.

• 1:01Joe Santagato?

  Are we putting that in there?

• 1:02Frank Alvarez?

  We should.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. Do you? I mean, I could do it again. Actually, I probably can't. The lights are on. (screaming)

• 1:10Joe Santagato?

  What could that be?

• 1:12Speaker 02

  It's whatever I wanted to be.

• 1:13Joe Santagato?

  Was that you do when you're shy?

• 1:14Speaker 02

  I guess. It was a little (screaming).

• 1:19Speaker 02

  You don't act normal when you're shy, I guess. Like, you're just like, some things just like, what are you (screaming)? No? Alright. Don't look at me like I'm an idiot.

• 1:30Joe Santagato?

  I'm taking it in, I guess.

• 1:31Frank Alvarez?

  Well, how would you do shy?

• 1:34Speaker 02

  Quieter.

• 1:35Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, just not making a squealing noise.

• 1:37Frank Alvarez?

  You don't got like a (squeaking).

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Well, what was this? Why'd you go Rizler there?

• 1:42Joe Santagato?

  Also, what was that you were making over there? You little piggy? What was that?

• 1:46Frank Alvarez?

  That wasn't my noise.

• 1:46Joe Santagato?

  Squealed.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  I'm not necessarily (squeaking) with the pig.

• 1:51Joe Santagato?

  You squealed.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  But like, that's not necessarily a noise I'm making. That's my, that might be the noise I'm hearing in my head. Like, (squeaking). Like, leave me alone, you know what I mean?

• 1:59Joe Santagato?

  You are making the noise, though. We can hear it.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm doing it to convey it to you.

• 2:02Joe Santagato?

  Oh, you're saying that in your head?

• 2:04Speaker 02

  In real life, like, ask me to, ask me to be shy.

• 2:08Joe Santagato?

  You want me to just ask you to be shy?

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm doing.

• 2:10Joe Santagato?

  Be shy.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  In my head, it's the squeal.

• 2:15Joe Santagato?

  Is that physically what happens when you're shy, though?

• 2:17Speaker 02

  I, I'll be honest with you. I don't, I don't, I can't remember being shy ever in my life.

• 2:22Joe Santagato?

  I think when I'm shy, I rock back and forth on my, my feet. Like, I go from the tips to the heels a lot. I'm like, oh.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  When's the last time you were shy?

• 2:33Joe Santagato?

  I don't know.

• 2:34Frank Alvarez?

  When I'm shy, I really, I'm just like, just don't look at me. Like, I don't want anyone to look at me. I don't want to be bothered.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm more quiet. I'm gonna ask a really weird question. And, and I hope you guys will follow me here.

• 2:45Joe Santagato?

  Sure.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Shy is one of those words, welcome back to the basement yard. Shy is one of those words that, like, we've used it so much, but I struggle being able to accurately define it.

• 2:57Joe Santagato?

  Shy?

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, do you know what I mean by that? By like, there are some words that, like, I, we use, we know, it's like, we know what they mean, but like, if you were to ask me to define it, I don't think I could.

• 3:09Joe Santagato?

  Because I think that the word is like what it is. It's kind of like shy is the word for that act. Like, you're like...

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, but, but...

• 3:18Joe Santagato?

  Uncomfortable.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Still, it's just like, I can't define it. I know it. You know what I mean?

• 3:23Joe Santagato?

  Because it's the word. I think that's why. It's because like shy is like...

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Because the definition is the word itself.

• 3:28Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, but it's like an uncomfortable, unfamiliar...

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Reservation.

• 3:34Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, you're like being more conservative.

• 3:36Frank Alvarez?

  Like, you close. You start closing a little bit.

• 3:39Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess. I, it's just one of those things, but like, I, I can't remember the last time I was shy. I think the first time I met Becca, I was a little shy, but after that, I can't...

• 3:51Joe Santagato?

  I feel like you're not a shy guy.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  I'm not a shy guy.

• 3:53Joe Santagato?

  You're not a shy guy.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Not a shy guy. Like, I remember feeling a little shy the first time I met, but like, I had to play it up like I wasn't. You know what I mean? Like, this is...

• 4:00Joe Santagato?

  You haven't been shy since then? I find that hard to believe.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  I can't think of when.

• 4:07Frank Alvarez?

  It probably happens in moments. Like, flat.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  But see, like shy, like...

• 4:10Joe Santagato?

  It's not like a year of your life, you have a shy back then in 2008.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  If we're thinking of shy in terms of like, like you, like, I, I kind of associate shyness with like, there's an un... An inability to put yourself out there. Like, I don't recall ever having...

• 4:26Joe Santagato?

  You've never been in a room where it's like, I don't really know anyone in here. It's kind of like, ugh. So there's like a shyness there, I guess.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  I don't, because I guess in that regard, I feel more compelled to want, to, to like, instead of being like, I don't know anyone here, I'm gonna kind of go in my shell. I feel more of a like, alright, I guess I should probably meet people.

• 4:44Joe Santagato?

  Open up.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know what I mean?

• 4:46Frank Alvarez?

  Open wide, you know?

• 4:47Joe Santagato?

  But there's a shyness in the beginning. It's kind of like, oh, I don't know anyone here. And you're like, ah, but then you gotta like...

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe.

• 4:54Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah, can you, you get in, you don't know anybody, you're like, hi, you know, hi. And then you're like...

• 4:57Joe Santagato?

  Hi.

• 4:57Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah, hi.

• 4:58Joe Santagato?

  Hi, I'm Joe.

• 4:59Frank Alvarez?

  Hi, I'm Frank.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. That's a very like 90's way of putting shy. Like, hi, I'm back here.

• 5:05Frank Alvarez?

  Frank, you just went like this and squealed like a little pig.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  The squeal was internal. I don't know why...

• 5:10Frank Alvarez?

  Squeal was out-internal. We heard it.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  You heard it because I was doing it for you and our audio listeners.

• 5:15Frank Alvarez?

  Do it one more time?

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Oh, like with the external sh, with the...

• 5:19Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah, let's go.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  With the shriek.

• 5:20Frank Alvarez?

  Those weren't shy eyes.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like horny eyes.

• 5:24Frank Alvarez?

  No way, dude. A little bit, little bit.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  No way. I don't think you guys have ever seen my horny eyes. When would you ever have seen those?

• 5:33Joe Santagato?

  Um, I mean, I have, I, I've been at a restaurant with you when the creme brulee comes out.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  Honestly, that's a really, really great point. But that's a different horny. That's like a...

• 5:46Joe Santagato?

  A food horny.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  That's a food horny.

• 5:47Joe Santagato?

  Right.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  But like, shy is like a (squeaking).

• 5:53Joe Santagato?

  Now that we got that stuff.

• 5:55Frank Alvarez?

  Okay.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  I'll tell you, it might not be shy, but it's shining. Look at that little thing you got back there. Look at the award that came, baby.

• 6:05Frank Alvarez?

  This is a big bachelor. I could kill someone with that.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  Brother, you app, why have you immediately thought of that, though?

• 6:10Frank Alvarez?

  Just because of the weight of it.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  It is super heavy.

• 6:13Joe Santagato?

  Like, if someone came in here and was like, give me all your money, and I beat them over the head with this, they're dead.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Be really honest with me about something. Would you have liked it less if it came and you were like, this is kind of light?

• 6:24Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  I would too!

• 6:25Joe Santagato?

  Because it would feel like cheap.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 6:27Frank Alvarez?

  But she's a heavy bitch.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  She, she, she's got some, some weight and girth to her.

• 6:32Joe Santagato?

  She's robust.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  That, for those of you guys that may for some reason not know, we received an award at the iHeart Podcast Awards for the best duo in podcasting.

• 6:43Joe Santagato?

  Well, it says ensemble on it.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  I know it does, but we have to make sure it's duo.

• 6:48Joe Santagato?

  Oh, wow. That's crazy.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  I'll scratch that bitch out.

• 6:51Joe Santagato?

  Frank doesn't want you involved.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  That's not true. I love that you're involved. And I'm very appreciative, and I tell you that often.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  I gotta cover my fucking ground because I make one joke about this kid and fucking you...

• 7:02Joe Santagato?

  That's it. It's over.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  I got Joey and Greg calling me like, hey, man.

• 7:06Joe Santagato?

  That never happens.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  You might want to be nicer to him.

• 7:09Frank Alvarez?

  The ant colony, you know? They'll, they'll come, they'll come scurrying.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Step on the...

• 7:13Joe Santagato?

  Are you the queen ant?

• 7:13Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  You are, you know, and you should be proud of that because you've earned that.

• 7:20Joe Santagato?

  What's it?

• 7:22Frank Alvarez?

  They did say they were gonna send multiple. I only saw one.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 7:25Joe Santagato?

  They did not say that.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Yes, they did.

• 7:26Joe Santagato?

  No, did they?

• 7:27Speaker 02

  I specifically asked, and they said, yeah, of course, we'll send multiple.

• 7:30Frank Alvarez?

  A bunch, I believe.

• 7:32Joe Santagato?

  Oh, well, well, only got that one.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, they only got one, and it was sent to Joey.

• 7:37Frank Alvarez?

  It's in its rifle spot.

• 7:38Joe Santagato?

  Well, I, I sent it to my apartment so that it wouldn't get sent here because sometimes it's a little funky with the mail.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Fair. I mean, you could have had, if we win another one, can you have it sent to me and then I'll bring it in? I promise. I swear.

• 7:49Joe Santagato?

  Sure.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  If we are so lucky to get nominated and, and awarded next year or the year after, however many times.

• 7:56Joe Santagato?

  How humble of you, yeah.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  I said, if we get so lucky.

• 7:59Joe Santagato?

  I know. That's what I said.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  That is humble.

• 8:02Joe Santagato?

  That's why I said that.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  I want to make sure.

• 8:05Joe Santagato?

  Okay.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Um, but...

• 8:06Joe Santagato?

  Anyway, you just got back from a lovely vacation.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Yes, I did.

• 8:09Joe Santagato?

  You were in...

• 8:10Speaker 02

  First family vacation.

• 8:11Joe Santagato?

  Turks and Caicos, both of them.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  I was in Turks and Caicos. I will tell you this. You know how I am with, with travel. Still there.

• 8:20Joe Santagato?

  You want to for the audience?

• 8:21Speaker 02

  At one point, I said out loud, I need to get off this fucking plane right now.

• 8:25Joe Santagato?

  Oh, wow.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I apologized to my daughters who might have heard it.

• 8:28Joe Santagato?

  Why were you so...

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Because we landed 20 minutes early, and then they said, there's no gate for us. We have to wait. And we ended up waiting on the tarmac for 45 minutes.

• 8:37Joe Santagato?

  I heard no gay for us.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  No gate.

• 8:39Joe Santagato?

  Oh, you said gate.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Yeah, gates.

• 8:41Joe Santagato?

  Oh, yeah. It sounded like you said, there's no gay for us. I was like, I demanded three. I needed more gays.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Got to the resort, no gay for us. I mean, to my knowledge, there were no gays either.

• 8:56Joe Santagato?

  Oh.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  For, that, that were made up.

• 8:57Joe Santagato?

  Statistically, there was gays.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 9:00Joe Santagato?

  But there was no gate, so how long were you waiting?

• 9:02Speaker 02

  So we waited on the tarmac for 40 minutes.

• 9:04Joe Santagato?

  Oof.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  And I, I, I called the, the person. I didn't say, I didn't say this in there.

• 9:11Joe Santagato?

  You called over the flight attendant?

• 9:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I said...

• 9:13Joe Santagato?

  Did you press the button?

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Of course I did.

• 9:14Joe Santagato?

  Oh, my god.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  How else am I getting them over?

• 9:16Joe Santagato?

  Oh, my god.

• 9:18Joe Santagato?

  Bingo.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. And I said, any update? And they go, we'll tell them to make a, and they made an update that there's no update. They made an announcement that there's no update.

• 9:26Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  And then it was another 10 minutes, and I said, I need to get off this plane right the fuck now.

• 9:31Joe Santagato?

  You said that to the flight attendant?

• 9:32Speaker 02

  No, no, I said it out loud to myself. I said, I put, I put the thoughts...

• 9:37Joe Santagato?

  Yeah. Speak to the universe and it will speak back.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Exactly. I manifested. And...

• 9:43Joe Santagato?

  Did it work?

• 9:44Speaker 02

  To be fair, we were off there in another 10 minutes.

• 9:46Joe Santagato?

  Not bad.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  So...

• 9:48Joe Santagato?

  It worked.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Kind of, right?

• 9:50Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Uh, but yeah, it was a, our first trip with the kids, and, uh, I, I...

• 9:59Speaker 02

  I went in the ocean.

• 10:02Joe Santagato?

  Whoa. No, no brag. Very proud of you.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  You clap too, right now. Thank you so much. Keep going, I didn't say stop.

• 10:10Joe Santagato?

  You don't really, uh, you don't really do that. Are you changing?

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Uh, I think I've, I have a reason to go into the ocean and turt- turtzing haecos, cuz I'm not, yo, jokes aside, I know people say this. Yo, that beach is fucking crazy.

• 10:26Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Like, I've never seen white sand.

• 10:29Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Like, it's been like beige or a dark brown or something.

• 10:35Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Yo, and that water?

• 10:36Joe Santagato?

  Blue.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Brother?

• 10:38Joe Santagato?

  Blue.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Abadi abadi. Let me tell ya, because that shit was like blinding blue.

• 10:46Joe Santagato?

  So you were like, "I'm gonna go check this out."

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I didn't go past, like, if I stood up, it was at my waist. But I sat, I like sat on my butt and I just kinda like...

• 10:55Joe Santagato?

  Played around?

• 10:56Speaker 02

  I hung out like with the kids, cuz I didn't want them going that farther. Like, Miles and Becca went out a little farther and, and then they come back. Yo, did I tell you this? They get, they rented snorkel equipment, cuz...

• 11:06Joe Santagato?

  Hell yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  They, and they snorkelled, brother.

• 11:09Joe Santagato?

  Fuck yeah.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  I will say this, I don't think I've done many things to give my wife the ick. If she heard me with the snorkel in my mouth, she would have not been sexually attracted to me.

• 11:18Joe Santagato?

  Would you, you were snorkeling as well?

• 11:21Speaker 02

  They like went snorkeling and they were like, "Oh my god, like, it's so beautiful, it's so peaceful," like, the, the like, there's like a sense of just like release, from what Becca was explaining to me. They saw a bunch of fish. First of all, she comes over and she goes, "Oh my god, it was so cool, we saw a barracuda." I go, "Ooh, let's, let's talk about this on the land, though."

• 11:39Joe Santagato?

  Oh, you don't like barracudas?

• 11:41Speaker 02

  First of all, the only barracuda I've ever liked is the team of blue barracudas in Legends of the Hidden Temple.

• 11:46Joe Santagato?

  I also wouldn't know what a barracuda is. I know it kinda looks like an eel and it's got teeth, but are they like, they'll, they'll come after me?

• 11:52Speaker 02

  They'll get ya, they will get ya.

• 11:54Joe Santagato?

  Can it, it can't hurt me, right?

• 11:56Speaker 02

  It'll take a chunk out of your fumpt.

• 11:59Joe Santagato?

  But can it, I'll, but I...

• 12:02Speaker 02

  It's not a...

• 12:03Joe Santagato?

  I'll survive.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  You'll survive, but you won't be happy with the damage it hath done.

• 12:08Joe Santagato?

  Right.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  You know, like, you pull up a picture of a barracuda, these bitches are not the smallest, and they've got teeth on 'em.

• 12:14Joe Santagato?

  Are they quick?

• 12:15Speaker 02

  They're in the ocean.

• 12:16Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, they're all...

• 12:16Speaker 02

  They're in the ocean, so like, that's like...

• 12:20Joe Santagato?

  Oh, fuck, that's way different than what I was picturing. Feel like this is a good... That's a big barracuda, brother. It's a good reference. Uh, it's only got like seven teeth, though. No, bro.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Barracuda.

• 12:31Joe Santagato?

  Did you see what it did to Nemo's mom?

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Was that a barracuda?

• 12:35Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  It was Nemo's mom. What was her name? I don't even care. I don't even care. Why am I asking that? Like, that's the thing that I have.

• 12:45Joe Santagato?

  Joe, this is messing you up, dude.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, big time. But they go, "Ooh, barrac- we saw a barracuda, it was so cool." I was like, "Let's go talk about this on the land."

• 12:52Joe Santagato?

  So you got scared.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Of course I got scared.

• 12:53Joe Santagato?

  Bro, what? But then, when did you put on the snorkel gear?

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Oh, they were like, oh, Miles was like, "Please come with me," and I was like, "All right, I gotta..."

• 13:01Joe Santagato?

  Be a man.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  I gotta be tough daddy now.

• 13:03Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  You know, so tough daddy had to show up. But my breathing was, uh, true. If you, I'm telling you right now, I said to Becca, I was like, "If you had heard that, you would've..."

• 13:13Joe Santagato?

  What did it sound like?

• 13:18Joe Santagato?

  Also like when, when Darth Vader had like half his mask blown off?

• 13:21Speaker 02

  Well dude, like, I don't, it's not, I'm not used to breathing out of my mouth.

• 13:26Joe Santagato?

  Out of a tube?

• 13:27Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? So like, and I'm like swimming, and I'm in an uncomfortable position, cuz I'm in the ocean, so I'm like...

• 13:36Joe Santagato?

  Did you see anything cool?

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, there was a school of fish.

• 13:39Joe Santagato?

  Hell yeah.

• 13:40Speaker 02

  Uh, but I thought it was not cool, so I was like, "We should go back, I'm hungry."

• 13:46Joe Santagato?

  Why, does fish scare ya?

• 13:49Speaker 02

  The idea of being amongst a thing, like amongst a group of something where it's like potentially thousands to my one, no matter the, the size of them, is not cool.

• 14:00Joe Santagato?

  What about when we go on tour?

• 14:03Speaker 02

  And?

• 14:04Joe Santagato?

  There's thousands of people.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  If you were to, but like, I'm in the environment of people, like, there, I have a sense of control there, like...

• 14:13Joe Santagato?

  But you're saying you, we, you'd be uncomfortable if we went on tour and everyone in the stands was fish?

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Put it like this, put it like, yeah, yes, I would.

• 14:22Joe Santagato?

  If they're all barracudas, you'd have an issue.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  If we did a show for an aquarium?

• 14:25Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, like the SeaWorld show?

• 14:27Speaker 02

  If I, I would be like, "This is cool, but like, there is something here that's scary."

• 14:30Joe Santagato?

  Bro, by the way, you know SeaWorld is putting on concerts nowadays? Bro, ones that you would go to?

• 14:35Speaker 02

  I saw, it was like the Ying Yang Twins and shit like that. I saw, that shit looked, I saw D-Rock and Kane and I was like, "Yo, honestly, I would be there." Although, we don't support SeaWorld.

• 14:47Joe Santagato?

  No. Concerts, though.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  The, the artists that they hire, I'm pumped about.

• 14:53Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  But the way in which they make, the way in which they make the money, fuck that, how about that?

• 14:59Joe Santagato?

  SeaWorld, you gotta let those fish out, bro. Let the whales be a whale. Let the fucking whales out, let them swim around.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  I have, if there are any like anti SeaWorld, uh, companies looking for a slogan, I got one for ya. Hey SeaWorld, dump 'em out.

• 15:18Joe Santagato?

  I was gonna say, "Hey SeaWorld, let them see the world."

• 15:22Speaker 02

  That's way better.

• 15:25Joe Santagato?

  SeaWorld dump 'em out's not bad either.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  SeaWorld dump 'em out is kinda playful and shit too, like, "Yo, SeaWorld, dump 'em out."

• 15:31Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, dump the fucking dolphins out.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  Dump, like, let them, let them...

• 15:34Joe Santagato?

  I fuck with dolphins.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  Uh, oh yeah, I fuck with dolphins, but like, uh, yeah, so I was in the ocean, and, uh, it was like, it was cool where I was, but going out further, I was like not go- They had like people, like vendors, like bringing people parasailing, like, "Out."

• 15:52Joe Santagato?

  I'm good on parasailing.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Also, just like, they're like, you could sign up for like excursions where we bring you like an hour off land and you swim around for an hour. No.

• 16:03Joe Santagato?

  Do you see anything cool?

• 16:05Speaker 02

  I imagine they do it because there's cool things about.

• 16:08Joe Santagato?

  Oh my god, if I can go out there and see like a fucking whale.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Have you ever been to the Caribbean? Caribbean? I don't know which is like, right.

• 16:15Joe Santagato?

  No, I haven't.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  I'm surprised, like, that seems like your trip. I know you've been...

• 16:20Joe Santagato?

  Not a big beach. I mean, I would do it, for sure.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  But like, they also, like, we, we stayed at a resort, they had stuff on the resort for the kids and for us, that was pretty cool.

• 16:27Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  But, uh, like...

• 16:30Joe Santagato?

  Those vacations always struck me as more of like a family thing.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they have like, uh, and I'm not saying, I'm not trying to be insulting in saying this, but like, they have like a Ritz Carlton and like...

• 16:42Joe Santagato?

  No, I know.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Like, I, I don't mean that in a disrespectful way, uh, you know, I'll jump at the opportunity to call you rich billionaire Joe, but like, things that are more tailored for a non-family trip.

• 16:53Joe Santagato?

  So Frankie got there, he had to, you know, chill out vacation packages.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Did I? No, I didn't.

• 17:00Joe Santagato?

  Wait, what?

• 17:00Speaker 02

  I don't get it.

• 17:01Joe Santagato?

  Well, you're trying to get him to go and you get a piece and that's how you got free to go there. It was a ju- nevermind.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  No, I, uh, let me be very clear about something. This trip costs some dollars, okay, like...

• 17:11Joe Santagato?

  Time shares.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Uh, it, it wa- it was, it was a couple bucks and...

• 17:15Joe Santagato?

  Did you, did you have a day where you're like, "I'm getting everything on the menu"?

• 17:20Speaker 02

  A day?

• 17:20Joe Santagato?

  All day?

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Every day.

• 17:22Joe Santagato?

  Did you have any like cool drinks? Did you get a pina colada?

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Don't fucking piss me off.

• 17:26Joe Santagato?

  You're damn right I got a pina colada.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  Fuck it, talking about.

• 17:29Joe Santagato?

  You're damn fucking right, baby.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:30Joe Santagato?

  More frozen, frozen shit every day.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Uh, fro- not every day, cuz honestly, like...

• 17:34Joe Santagato?

  Sugary.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  It, it was, it was too much, it was too much. And everything there, it's so consistently hot that like, you get something frozen, it's melted in ten minutes.

• 17:41Joe Santagato?

  But you gotta, you gotta crush a penis colada.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  Uh, there was a penis colada, uh, there was, they had a brewery there.

• 17:48Joe Santagato?

  Whoa.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  That like, their, like, resort had like their beer. Very good.

• 17:52Joe Santagato?

  Nice.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  I enjoyed it, um...

• 17:54Joe Santagato?

  Oh, what's, what's, what's better than an ice cold beer on a hot day on a beach?

• 17:58Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this, though. Daddy re-found his love for mint mojitos.

• 18:04Joe Santagato?

  Yo, mojitos are up there.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  Dude?

• 18:06Joe Santagato?

  This fucker loves them.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  Dude, I am so, like, I remember being such a bitch for a mint mojito, and then it went away, it like disappeared, it like went off to college, and then now I'm fully like ingrained in the life of a mint mojito. I am so bad.

• 18:22Joe Santagato?

  Is there a reason why you're saying mint mojito?

• 18:25Speaker 02

  You can do like berry mojitos.

• 18:26Joe Santagato?

  Oh, I thought they were all...

• 18:28Speaker 02

  No, I think the mojito is kinda like a blanket term that could be used for some different, like, different flavors. I'm good with just straight mint lime mojito.

• 18:37Joe Santagato?

  I saw this video the other day. I'm curious to get your, probably not yours, cuz you have a disgusting alcohol palate, um, but...

• 18:48Speaker 02

  I enjoy.

• 18:49Joe Santagato?

  You just had like a Jameson and fucking water or whatever.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Jameson and tap water, please?

• 18:56Speaker 02

  What would you like, sir? Ooh, I'll have Jameson and just rub the floor with a sponge.

• 19:04Joe Santagato?

  No, but I saw this video where it was like, the espresso martini had its moment, then the Aperol spritz, like, what's gonna be next, or whatever. And, I don't know if you guys ever had one of these, but you ever have a Hugo spritz?

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Not only have I not had that, if someone told, I've not heard of that, and if someone told me, "Order the Hugo spritz," I'd be like, "How stupid do you think I am? Cause that sounds like a drink that came with like, a cigarette put out in it."

• 19:33Joe Santagato?

  No, it's delicious. Look at the Hugo spritz.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  Hugo? Hugo. Like an old Croatian man? "The Hugo spritz, it is, it is two parts vodka, it is three parts put out cigarette."

• 19:47Joe Santagato?

  Saint Germain, yeah. Half ounce elderflower liqueur.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't hate that!

• 19:51Joe Santagato?

  Prosecco, sparkling water, fresh mint leaves.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm in!

• 19:56Joe Santagato?

  And then, oh...

• 19:57Speaker 02

  I'm so in when I saw mint!

• 19:59Joe Santagato?

  Bro, it's good. It's like, is that, what is Saint Germain? Is that a gin?

• 20:04Speaker 02

  It's a liqueur.

• 20:05Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, so like, that shit is good, bro. I had one when I was in Portugal, and I'm like, "I really gotta do this more."

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Dude, I've never, I've never heard of one, I've never had one. I'll tell you this, the name is basically piss.

• 20:18Joe Santagato?

  What are you picturing when you say Hugo?

• 20:20Speaker 02

  First of all, what am I picturing? That fucking weird movie that Martin Scorsese made years ago, where it was like, just like a old, it was like a white kid running through a clock, or some stupid shit.

• 20:33Joe Santagato?

  I have no idea what you're talking about.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  Look up the movie Hugo. No, look up Hugo.

• 20:38Joe Santagato?

  Hugo? Hugo movie?

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Fuck this shit.

• 20:42Joe Santagato?

  There is a kid with a clock.

• 20:44Frank Alvarez?

  Looks Peter Pan-ish.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about? I think, isn't that the kid, isn't that Asa Butterfield? The kid that was in Sex Education? Is that him? And Chloe Grace Moretz, and Ben Kingsley, and Sacha Baron Cohen? Do you see why the drink sounds like shit?

• 20:59Joe Santagato?

  Well, you're, you're...

• 21:00Speaker 02

  Oh, here's a drink made by Ben Kingsley.

• 21:03Joe Santagato?

  Well, that's not how drinks work.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  I know. Here's a drink made by a fucking bellhop.

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• 21:38Speaker 02

  Up in a hat, and it's Sacha Baron Cohen.

• 21:41Joe Santagato?

  Just try the Hugo spritz and shut it.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Honestly, that does sound really, really good.

• 21:45Joe Santagato?

  It's really refreshing, it was really nice.

• 21:47Frank Alvarez?

  I've had one.

• 21:48Joe Santagato?

  Yeah? Did you like it?

• 21:49Frank Alvarez?

  No. Yes, I did.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  I will say...

• 21:54Joe Santagato?

  A spritz on a hot day, dude. Love that.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think the word spritz just, it's like, cause it's like, you know what I mean? Like, it sounds like it's a good, like, it's refreshing, cause when you wanna, you wanna be sprited.

• 22:06Joe Santagato?

  Well...

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Sprite on me.

• 22:08Joe Santagato?

  You wanna be sprat.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Sprat on me.

• 22:09Joe Santagato?

  I, uh, I like, I like getting a spritz. Starting off with a spritz.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Aperol spritz, unbelievably overrated.

• 22:17Joe Santagato?

  I like them.

• 22:18Speaker 02

  Uh, so overrated. I, this could, I could see this jumping to the top. Look up other spritzes, cause Aperol's us-

• 22:25Joe Santagato?

  There's a spritz at a bar near here. It's watermelon and rhubarb. Stupid.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  Rhubarb, you know, you see, I'm, I'm, I don't like rhubarb. I don't like rhubarb because it's, it's literal poison, if not prepared and given to you the right way.

• 22:39Joe Santagato?

  Skews?

• 22:40Speaker 02

  Rhubarb is poison. But like, it, it, you need to have it in like, a certain way, or cooked or prepared in a certain way, or in some capacity, that it doesn't kill you.

• 22:49Joe Santagato?

  Let's, uh...

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 22:51Joe Santagato?

  Figure out if that's right, because...

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Is rhubarb po- it's R-H.

• 22:56Joe Santagato?

  You spelled rebar? Ru.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  R-H-U-B-A-R-B.

• 23:02Joe Santagato?

  Like, Rue Barbara.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Is rhubarb poison?

• 23:07Joe Santagato?

  Poison. What am I saying?

• 23:08Speaker 02

  Is rhubarb...

• 23:10Joe Santagato?

  Poisonous.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:12Joe Santagato?

  Partially poisonous. While the stalks are perfectly safe and edible, the large green leaves contain high levels of some acid.

• 23:20Frank Alvarez?

  I actually thought you guys were talking about the concrete thing.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  Rebar. No.

• 23:24Joe Santagato?

  Asphalt?

• 23:25Speaker 02

  No. Iron rebar, or steel, whatever it is composed of, is not poisonous, because it's a metal.

• 23:33Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, I never, I've never heard of this.

• 23:35Frank Alvarez?

  Like, would you eat the, would you eat the pufferfish?

• 23:38Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 23:39Joe Santagato?

  Ooh, I don't know.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  That's a really good question. I honestly...

• 23:42Joe Santagato?

  I don't know.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  If I went and it was like, "This is one of the three Japanese chefs that can make this," I might...

• 23:49Speaker 02

  I might.

• 23:51Joe Santagato?

  It depends where I am.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  I'm adventurous with food. Honestly. Adventurous with food. The biggest bitch with everything else.

• 23:59Joe Santagato?

  I am too, but I just, you know, putting me down via pufferfish would be insane.

• 24:05Frank Alvarez?

  If Joe, if Joe came back, or we found out, oh, Joe went down, cause he had pufferfish, we'd be like, well...

• 24:10Joe Santagato?

  You'd just, no, he's so mad right now. You'd be like, he's so mad. Which I would be so pissed off, dude.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  That would be the part. I'd be sad, but like, also, I'd be like, "Damn, he's not happy, he's dead right."

• 24:21Joe Santagato?

  No, dude, I'd be so pissed off, I'd be at God's HR desk, being like, "I need to fuckin' fuckin' somebody."

• 24:26Speaker 02

  So, Aperol spritz, sounds great, overrated. Hugo spritz, sounds awful, name-wise, but the drink composition looks like it would be amazing.

• 24:36Joe Santagato?

  It's great. I mean, you can make anything a spritz, really.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  What makes it a spritz? Is it the inclusion of the prosecco?

• 24:42Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, it's like prosecco, uh, like sparkling water, like club soda, and then something.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  From, uh, Negroni spritz? What was that, the thing, from the, the...

• 24:52Joe Santagato?

  Spagliato.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Yes!

• 24:54Joe Santagato?

  With prosecco in it.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  The actors that were in House of the Dragon.

• 24:57Joe Santagato?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Is that a spritz? Technically, because of the addition of prosecco?

• 25:02Joe Santagato?

  Um, I don't know.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  Campari spritz? Look at this! Shoot your, shoot your face, Campari.

• 25:08Joe Santagato?

  Wow.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  I am, I'm not a big Campari guy.

• 25:10Joe Santagato?

  Um...

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Limoncello spritz, okay. Vermouth?

• 25:13Joe Santagato?

  Bicicletta? Ooh, a classic Italian variation using dry white wine.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  Okay, Campari's there again, though.

• 25:21Joe Santagato?

  Spritzes, spritzes, I'm in.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Hold on. Cinnar spritz? This sounds like a robot from Mortal Kombat. I'm in. An earthy, complex option made with Cinnar. Don't know what that is.

• 25:33Joe Santagato?

  Flavored with artichoke leaves? Yeah, get the fuck-

• 25:36Speaker 02

  You know, that's, I like artichoke.

• 25:37Joe Santagato?

  I do too, but like, not to drink.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  How do you feel about like, cocktails that throw like, food in there?

• 25:45Joe Santagato?

  Like that? Only the Bloody Mary does that.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  I mean, we just saw a version-

• 25:49Joe Santagato?

  That's flavored with it. I don't think there's like, in the cup.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  I mean, I imagine they do that, like, look like that, with tomatoes.

• 25:55Joe Santagato?

  I enjoy-

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Tomato spritz? I could not hate that.

• 25:58Joe Santagato?

  That sounds disgusting. I do enjoy garnish. I like when a drink feels like a little piece of art. You know what I mean?

• 26:05Speaker 02

  I like that as well, but there is a level to it. Like, I wanna see the art, I don't wanna see it made. Like, that, that's one of those situations, like, "Don't show me your sausage, just show me this."

• 26:15Joe Santagato?

  No, I love when a bartender pulls out the mint, and he's just like...

• 26:19Speaker 02

  No, because I get so, like, we've talked about this, I get so grossed out by bartenders, like-

• 26:25Joe Santagato?

  Touching everything?

• 26:26Speaker 02

  But like, they'll just like...

• 26:33Speaker 02

  You like, and they're like-

• 26:34Joe Santagato?

  Why does that gross you out?

• 26:35Speaker 02

  It's just weird, like, I, I, I know that I'm gonna be-

• 26:38Joe Santagato?

  They're mixing a drink!

• 26:39Speaker 02

  I know, but like, this?

• 26:43Speaker 02

  Like, you suck. You know what I mean? Like-

• 26:46Joe Santagato?

  How else are you gonna mix it?

• 26:47Speaker 02

  I know, but like, know that what you're doing is ridiculous. We just had a conversation about, we're fucking, what is it? Self-awareness.

• 26:54Joe Santagato?

  I don't know, man, I'm not on the same thing. The thing that I find a little bit gross is like, oh, they're touching all my... My garnish is just like their hand, and they're like, expressing it, and then just putting their fingers basically in it.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Like, you're making a drink, and like, there's a certain playfulness you need to have to it, when you take it like, when it's too artistic for me, I'm like, dude, it's alcohol, you're making poison. You're, you are, like, you are, like, that, you know, it's like, oh, wow, the artistry behind this crystal meth is incredible.

• 27:25Joe Santagato?

  There absolutely is an artistry to making drinks.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  I, I agree.

• 27:30Joe Santagato?

  That's like saying you don't care about your food and how that's presented.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  But like, the person themselves need to have these-

• 27:35Joe Santagato?

  So what about food?

• 27:37Speaker 02

  You also need to just realize, like, you need to have a-

• 27:40Joe Santagato?

  Frank wants his dinner, just fucking throw it on the plate, I don't give a fuck.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I am saying.

• 27:49Joe Santagato?

  You know what he would like? Less effort. How about the bartender stop doing their jobs?

• 27:53Speaker 02

  See, what you're doing right now is you're fucking putting words in my mouth. If you just for 10 seconds, for once in your life, shut your fucking mouth and listen to me, you'll hear what I'm saying. I am saying, they can have the artistry behind it, but when they don't have the wherewithal to realize, like, this is ridiculous, I'm making a drink-

• 28:14Joe Santagato?

  Why is that ridiculous? I don't even think they're doing anything outrageous.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Cause there's a certain ridiculousity to it.

• 28:18Joe Santagato?

  What are they doing that's ridiculous? Shaking it?

• 28:21Speaker 02

  But it's just like, you need to, like, when they take the spoon and they like swirl it like in between their fingers, like they're-

• 28:27Joe Santagato?

  I have never seen a bartender do that.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Oh, there are people that do, like, there's TikTok accounts that I've seen, you know what I'm talking about. Maybe not, because you exclusively drink at places that have failed their health rating. I'm just saying, when they get like too into it, it's just like, I see it, I'm just like, dude, you know, like, just be playful, know what you're doing is a little-

• 28:47Joe Santagato?

  That's being playful.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  No, but like, there's a-

• 28:49Joe Santagato?

  But, oh no, by you, something that you enjoy, only you.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Yes, what I enjoy is crafted by me, not you.

• 28:58Joe Santagato?

  Step outside of yourself, buddy. Step outside of yourself right now, and you apologize.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  I think the word that I'm looking for, it's like, it's such a fine line between like, being whimsical and being like, a bit of a dork.

• 29:13Joe Santagato?

  I, personally-

• 29:15Frank Alvarez?

  Bad take.

• 29:15Joe Santagato?

  Personally, it's a bad take, right? I personally feel like, I, I know that there are people, there's a sect of people that feel like bartenders are going over the top, cause yes, when people are like, I, can I get a drink, and they start throwing the bottle with their elbow and catching it and doing this, like, to me personally, I, I'm in.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:35Joe Santagato?

  This is a bonus for me, cool. I mean, if it's a 10 minute show, let's wrap it up here. But like, if, if you're doing it and it's kinda like whatever, cool, I have no problem with that, I definitely don't have a problem with him shaking my drink.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  I just, I see, I see the shaking, and like-

• 29:54Joe Santagato?

  And you'd like them to be like-

• 29:56Speaker 02

  You know what? You know what?

• 29:57Joe Santagato?

  This is ridiculous.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying, but like, the, the, like, the idea that they're giving me something and they're like, you should be honored that I'm giving it to you, like-

• 30:06Joe Santagato?

  How could you possibly feel that way? It's on their menu, you order it, they make it, they give it to you.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  I know, I know, I know, listen, I'm aware, in this moment, that I might be being a little insane, but for the sake of the conversation, like, I think that there's like, there's almost like, a cer- I've been to bars where the bartenders have a certain like, arrogance to them, and like, it's like, dude, you're, just like, I, I value and respect what you're doing, but like, don't believe that because you're doing something, you're now the most like tortured soul artist in the world.

• 30:42Joe Santagato?

  I'm so confused by this take, cause like, I've never seen a bartender act-

• 30:46Speaker 02

  Oh, forgive me, that, I guess I am, I am of a-

• 30:48Joe Santagato?

  What places are you going to?

• 30:49Speaker 02

  I'm not saying going now, I, in my life have been to places like that.

• 30:53Frank Alvarez?

  I have never seen that. I feel like Frankie, if he came in literally tomorrow and you asked him the same question, he might be on the other side of this take.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  But that's the beauty, Zuben type, that's the beauty of this country in this world.

• 31:09Frank Alvarez?

  Yes.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  We get the opportunity to one day, with our current experiences, have one opinion, and the next day, experience something that brings us elsewhere on that op- opinionated spectrum, and that is a beautiful place to live in, and that is a beautiful place. Now, if you want me to just be spanked by the fucking opinion gods over here, then so be it, but I like that my opinions on life could be fluid, so yes, maybe tomorrow I come in with something different.

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• 33:46Speaker 02

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• 34:31Speaker 02

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• 35:10Speaker 02

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• 35:52Speaker 02

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• 36:33Joe Santagato?

  You should do commercials.

• 36:34Frank Alvarez?

  Mm-hmm. I always love when the links are the name of the thing. Makes it so easy.

• 36:38Joe Santagato?

  What does that mean?

• 36:39Frank Alvarez?

  Like, where the basement yard? Ba- thebasementyard.com, boom.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, because you know there's some old boomer out there that's just like, hmm, I like the basement yard. Let me go to thebasementyard.com. And just say, and then it's like, wow, this is streamlined and easy for me, an old person who's an idiot.

• 36:56Frank Alvarez?

  I meant for everybody, but yeah.

• 36:57Speaker 02

  No, yes, it works for other people that are.

• 36:59Joe Santagato?

  We still have to go for lobster rolls and, and a bottle of white wine.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Ooh, ooh, a fucking, a Stuart spritz.

• 37:06Frank Alvarez?

  Honestly.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Hugo, whatever that dumb asshole's name is.

• 37:09Frank Alvarez?

  I genuinely don't think I've ever gotten mad at Joe. If he brings it up one more time and we don't do it, I'm gonna stop.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  How is this on me?

• 37:15Frank Alvarez?

  I'll just start getting there.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  Forgive us.

• 37:17Frank Alvarez?

  Well, it's on one, it's on somebody, it's on somebody.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  Forgive, for, our, our schedule collectively has been crazy.

• 37:22Frank Alvarez?

  That's true.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  All of us, as a, as a trio.

• 37:24Frank Alvarez?

  That's actually true.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  As an ensemble-ish. So like.

• 37:29Speaker 02

  So like, it's like a thing, but we, we will get there. Don't you worry, your sweet head of yours, we will.

• 37:34Joe Santagato?

  I think that we should commit to sometime in the next two weeks.

• 37:39Frank Alvarez?

  Monday.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Well, you got, you got.

• 37:43Frank Alvarez?

  Monday.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  As, as of recording, you guys are doing the cardathon, so you guys got a lot going on.

• 37:48Frank Alvarez?

  I do.

• 37:49Joe Santagato?

  He's trying to make an excuse for you.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying, like, I, I don't want to, I don't know if you're like, looking to escape that, or if like, you feel compelled to get back and win.

• 37:59Frank Alvarez?

  Winning already.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Already winning?

• 38:02Frank Alvarez?

  I don't know.

• 38:03Joe Santagato?

  He doesn't know, anything could happen.

• 38:05Frank Alvarez?

  It's true, it's a lot of time.

• 38:06Speaker 02

  Um, okay, well, back to me, uh.

• 38:10Joe Santagato?

  Oh, we're done with you. Um, we saw, you, you, can you pull up the, the gelato thing?

• 38:15Frank Alvarez?

  I could pull up.

• 38:15Joe Santagato?

  We've had this for like weeks and we never brought it up. But I'm so in the mood for gelato.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Who cares about gelato, dude?

• 38:22Joe Santagato?

  You don't care about gelato?

• 38:23Speaker 02

  I don't think I've ever had gelato, like, proper.

• 38:25Joe Santagato?

  What?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  I've had ice cream, cuz I'm an adult in America. You've got a lot of hard takes. I know, I, honestly, that one felt pretty charged, and I'm gonna stand behind it.

• 38:35Frank Alvarez?

  Okay.

• 38:36Joe Santagato?

  You've never had gelato in your life?

• 38:38Speaker 02

  I don't think I have, honestly.

• 38:40Joe Santagato?

  You've never had like a, like a hazelnut gelato?

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Oh my god. Can I ask a serious question?

• 38:45Frank Alvarez?

  Yep.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  And I know I'm not the only person that, that wonders this. Difference.

• 38:49Joe Santagato?

  What's the difference?

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Between gelato and ice cream.

• 38:52Joe Santagato?

  Um, you know, for me, it's just one of those things that I don't wanna know.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  You don't need to know.

• 38:56Joe Santagato?

  I'm assuming it's something.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  It's one of those things, like, if I went to a super artsy bar, I'd be like, what's your favorite dessert bartender that just shook my fucking, you know, my, my vodka tonic for 12 minutes? What's your favorite dessert? Gelato? That's what I expect. So are these people that have gelato just fucking better than us?

• 39:16Joe Santagato?

  I'm starting to think that you've never been outside in your life. That's what I'm trying, that's what I'm.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  I absolutely have.

• 39:21Joe Santagato?

  You, you're picturing.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  And I love the outside, I just told you I was in the ocean.

• 39:25Joe Santagato?

  I feel like you're picturing the guy who's the food critic in Ratatouille. And you're like, you think that.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  Anton Ego?

• 39:32Joe Santagato?

  The guy, that's the guy who makes your cocktails for you. And you're like, oh my god.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no, he's too.

• 39:39Joe Santagato?

  Anton Ego.

• 39:39Speaker 02

  I believe that's his name. Uh, please fact-check the name of that, because.

• 39:44Joe Santagato?

  That, that movie, Ratatouille being the food is outrageous.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  In the, not the name of the rat?

• 39:50Joe Santagato?

  How could that be? No, no, no. I meant like, that's the dish that got him? Ratatouille?

• 39:57Speaker 02

  I, if you wa- that movie is so beautiful.

• 40:00Joe Santagato?

  I love that movie.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  It makes, I'm not kidding, there are, there, I think it was like Anthony Bourdain, R.I.P., said that like, that is the best movie about simulating the restaurant to like, critic experience. Because like, that's what they're all trying to do, is like, they're all trying to out, bring a dish that's not elevated, elevated to a point that it elicits that response from people.

• 40:21Joe Santagato?

  Right.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  That movie is on my list of what I believe are perfect movies.

• 40:27Joe Santagato?

  I think that after I watched that movie, I wanted to just be friends with a rat. For like a little bit.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna ask you a serious question.

• 40:36Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  What's the name of the rat?

• 40:39Joe Santagato?

  Rat? You don't know the name?

• 40:41Speaker 02

  So that's what a lot of people.

• 40:42Joe Santagato?

  His name is, um.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  A lot of people think it's rat.

• 40:44Joe Santagato?

  Alright, give me his first letter.

• 40:46Speaker 02

  R. A lot of people think it's rat.

• 40:47Joe Santagato?

  Oh, Rufus. Nope, that's, what's his name from fucking?

• 40:50Frank Alvarez?

  Kim.

• 40:51Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  That's a naked mole rat.

• 40:53Joe Santagato?

  His name is, um, Rodolfo.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  Good job. So like.

• 40:58Joe Santagato?

  What is it?

• 40:59Speaker 02

  It's not Rodolfo.

• 41:01Joe Santagato?

  I'm aware.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  That's a good guess, I'm not gonna tell you.

• 41:03Joe Santagato?

  What's the second letter?

• 41:04Speaker 02

  No, I'm not telling you.

• 41:06Joe Santagato?

  E. What do you get out of that? You feel good? Do you feel good?

• 41:09Speaker 02

  I think it bothers you that you don't know.

• 41:11Joe Santagato?

  It doesn't.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Okay, so live the rest of your life never knowing.

• 41:14Joe Santagato?

  Frank, I could look it up at any point in my life and get it.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  But don't.

• 41:18Joe Santagato?

  Why not?

• 41:19Speaker 02

  Because if, if, if you cared that much.

• 41:21Joe Santagato?

  What game are you playing in your head? What do you get out of this?

• 41:25Speaker 02

  I'm shaking my cocktail back here.

• 41:28Joe Santagato?

  It's your, your worst.

• 41:29Speaker 02

  His name is Remy.

• 41:30Joe Santagato?

  That's right, I did know that.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  His name is Remy.

• 41:33Joe Santagato?

  Remy.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Not Rodolfo.

• 41:34Joe Santagato?

  Rodolfo is someone's name.

• 41:36Frank Alvarez?

  I'm not sure that's anyone's name.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  I don't think there's any of the rats.

• 41:38Joe Santagato?

  No, there's a Rodolfo.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  I don't think, good name.

• 41:41Joe Santagato?

  I don't know if it's a rat's name, but.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Um.

• 41:44Frank Alvarez?

  Uh, gelato uses more milk, less cream. Also, if I brought in gelato, pistachio gelato and gelato ice cream, and I put it in front of you, you'd be like, the difference is astounding.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go one step further, pistachio flavoring is so mid.

• 42:01Joe Santagato?

  I don't think so, I think pistachio and like a croissant, love that.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Cool without it.

• 42:06Joe Santagato?

  It goes, I'd like it better than like a chocolate stuffed thing.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  I just don't, like pistachio, I was talking with Dylan of all people about this.

• 42:14Joe Santagato?

  About pistachio?

• 42:15Speaker 02

  Pistachio, cuz he, I think he called himself Pistachio Aura. And I said like, such a mid flavoring.

• 42:22Joe Santagato?

  Yeah. I don't think so. I like it.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  But.

• 42:25Joe Santagato?

  If you walk into a, a gelato spa- if you walk into a gelato spot and you saw all these, which like, three are you considering?

• 42:33Speaker 02

  You want off, okay, alright. I'm gonna go off of not just the name of the, the, the flavor, but just the appeal of the, like, that, some of those are beautiful.

• 42:43Joe Santagato?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  Um, immediately, top easiest answer I've ever given in my entire life. Salted caramel.

• 42:50Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 42:51Joe Santagato?

  Anything that's salted caramel, I'm good.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  It like, and, and not like, I'll be cool around it. I'll be shy around salted caramel. I'll be like, oh.

• 43:01Joe Santagato?

  I like, I love salted caramel, anything, it's, I think it's probably one of the best flavors ever. Also, I'm looking at right below her, brown sugar.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Brown sugar is a really good one. So my three, off rip, I'm going salted caramel, cherry, and New York cheese.

• 43:18Joe Santagato?

  Cherry!

• 43:19Speaker 02

  Dude, I don't know, listen, I know, I know, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

• 43:24Joe Santagato?

  Cherry!

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Please, please, please, please, please, for like, just give me a minute of your time.

• 43:28Joe Santagato?

  You've talked this entire time!

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Give me a minute of your time. Watch, I'm shutting up now, I'll never talk ever again.

• 43:36Joe Santagato?

  Oh no, we're all hurting now.

• 43:39Joe Santagato?

  What the fuck is taro? What is that?

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Taro is like a, uh.

• 43:44Joe Santagato?

  Berry?

• 43:44Speaker 02

  It's like a root.

• 43:46Joe Santagato?

  Oh, I can't.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Right, am I, am I wrong, like taro root?

• 43:49Joe Santagato?

  I can't get behind that.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Poro root?

• 43:50Joe Santagato?

  What about cotton candy?

• 43:52Speaker 02

  With two guns. I'm shooting this thing.

• 43:56Joe Santagato?

  I honestly wouldn't even consider that anymore.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  I don't, I like cotton candy, cotton candy flavored things is one of those things that like, I just, I can't ever get behind.

• 44:04Joe Santagato?

  I think there was a time in my life though, that I would not have passed up cotton candy.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  I, I mean, the kids are there. I can tell you that right now, like, there have been several times where I've gone to the ice cream shop.

• 44:14Joe Santagato?

  And they get cotton candy?

• 44:14Speaker 02

  And they'll get cotton candy, and they just won't like it because it's just like the blue.

• 44:19Joe Santagato?

  Let me ask you a question, where are you, I don't think it's up here, no, but where are you on like, birthday cake flavoring and shit?

• 44:26Speaker 02

  It's gotta be, like, it can't just be, like, there's just sprinkles in it. It needs to have a bit of that like, raw batter taste.

• 44:35Joe Santagato?

  It's got like, but it's, there's the little colors.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  The, if it's just the colors, then don't call it birthday cake, call it confetti. Like, to my understanding, like, if you're gonna do like, cake batter flavored things, it needs to taste like you're licking the spoon of cake batter.

• 44:49Joe Santagato?

  Oh, I love that.

• 44:50Speaker 02

  I do too, bad for you. But with the point I was making about cherry, I have had of, I, I, you know how I was with my ice cream, I was a Breyer's Nasser vanilla.

• 44:58Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Cherry vanilla lately?

• 45:02Joe Santagato?

  Cherry vanilla?

• 45:03Speaker 02

  Cherry van- it's vanilla with like, cherry infused, and then like, giant chunks of cherry.

• 45:08Joe Santagato?

  Ugh.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  I love cherries, dude.

• 45:10Joe Santagato?

  No! What the fuck is unicorn?

• 45:13Frank Alvarez?

  I feel like that's like a birthday cake-ish.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's one of those where it's just like, the colors are in there.

• 45:19Joe Santagato?

  Chunky monkey? Cookie butter might come home with me.

• 45:24Frank Alvarez?

  I'm surprised Joe doesn't like chocolate therapy.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  Was that, oh, I don't even know what that is.

• 45:30Frank Alvarez?

  I don't know what that is.

• 45:31Joe Santagato?

  I'm not a big chocolate.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  That's a real, I'm not gonna kid, that's a great joke that you made, I like that a lot.

• 45:34Joe Santagato?

  Some people like, also, green tea. I'd rather be shot by a horse.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  I've never had green tea flavor, like, that's one of those things, like, I love green tea, but the flavor of green tea and ice cream, I can't imagine liking it.

• 45:48Joe Santagato?

  I think I've been in a gelato place before and they had a, a, one that was Earl Grey. I'm like, what is that?

• 45:55Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 45:56Joe Santagato?

  No.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  It's, I know what Earl Grey is.

• 45:58Joe Santagato?

  I've had an Earl Grey, but like, a gelato? Oh, why? Yo, also, overrated Cookies and Cream. It's overrated.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  Wow, that is a take.

• 46:06Joe Santagato?

  It's, it's overrated, Cookies and Cream, anything is overrated.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  I, you know what? I don't feel passionately enough the other way to do anything but defend you here, so I'm with you on that one.

• 46:13Joe Santagato?

  But that's what I'm saying, like, the Cookies and Cream, they like to put it up there with like, the vanillas, or the chocolates, or like, these heavy hitters, Cookies and Cream is not, not that guy.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  I don't think.

• 46:23Joe Santagato?

  It's not Cookies, it, it's not, uh, uh.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Give me your Mount Rushmore of cookie flavors.

• 46:31Joe Santagato?

  Cookie.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  I mean, sorry, what?

• 46:32Joe Santagato?

  Of ice cream.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  Give me your Mount Rushmore of ice cream flavors.

• 46:35Joe Santagato?

  Vanilla.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Duh.

• 46:36Joe Santagato?

  Cookie dough.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Ooh!

• 46:39Joe Santagato?

  Cookie dough?

• 46:39Frank Alvarez?

  Cookie dough's number one.

• 46:40Joe Santagato?

  No, it's not your favorite, it's about Mount Rushmore.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  It's about Mount Rushmore, the four that you would put as the representation.

• 46:46Joe Santagato?

  I would, I mean, so, okay, whatever. I mean, vanilla, absolutely, I think it's.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry.

• 46:53Joe Santagato?

  They're the Neapolitan, and then what, there's a fourth one, what the hell would you even put there then? If you guys wanna play these rules.

• 46:58Frank Alvarez?

  Oh my goodness.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  That's a great, it's like, what's the fourth ma-

• 47:01Joe Santagato?

  What would be the fourth though, is there a fourth?

• 47:03Speaker 02

  It's like the, the argument, like, what's the third major city in the US?

• 47:06Joe Santagato?

  Unfortunately, you wanna do this. Unfortunately, the fourth would probably be like, mint chocolate chip or some shit.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  I will tell you three guns for that one.

• 47:14Joe Santagato?

  I would put every gun that exists.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  I think, I think the obvious, the easiest answer would just be, just plain old chocolate chip.

• 47:24Joe Santagato?

  Boring.

• 47:25Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 47:27Joe Santagato?

  For me, my favorite ice cream flavor is cookie dough.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Oh, mine, mine right now is cherry vanilla, if not regular ass vanilla.

• 47:36Joe Santagato?

  America's top 10 ice cream flavors.

• 47:39Frank Alvarez?

  I thought it'd be bigger.

• 47:40Joe Santagato?

  Nope, it ain't.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Just zoom in, zoom in, command.

• 47:43Joe Santagato?

  Give us a zoom, babe. Yeah, so we got vanilla, chocolate, cookies and cream, there's no possible ways, it's overrated.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Chocolate chip cookie dough. I guess that makes sense, chocolate chip cookie dough.

• 47:53Joe Santagato?

  You know what's better? You know what's better than cookies and cream? Oreo.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  It's different. Is it, brother?

• 48:00Joe Santagato?

  Is it different?

• 48:00Speaker 02

  Is it? Is that not?

• 48:01Joe Santagato?

  I don't know.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  Is that not?

• 48:03Joe Santagato?

  It feels different.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  I think cookies and cream was birthed through the anus of Oreo.

• 48:08Joe Santagato?

  It's, that's probably fair. I just don't think it's, it's like one of the heavy hitters.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  Is that moose tracks? What the fuck is that?

• 48:17Joe Santagato?

  Moose tracks is like, there's like chunks of chocolate in it or something, but isn't tracks poop?

• 48:22Speaker 02

  No, that's the.

• 48:23Frank Alvarez?

  No, it's the hooves.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. He means like, uh, like.

• 48:28Joe Santagato?

  Bear tracks.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Skid marks. You're talking like marks.

• 48:30Joe Santagato?

  No.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Track.

• 48:32Joe Santagato?

  Don't they say like bear tracks or something?

• 48:35Speaker 02

  That's bear scat and moose scat.

• 48:37Joe Santagato?

  I swore tracks was like shit.

• 48:38Frank Alvarez?

  Tracks is like the, the paw prints, like a bear around.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. Where have you heard of tracks being fecal matter?

• 48:47Joe Santagato?

  I, I hope.

• 48:48Frank Alvarez?

  Joe might be right, actually.

• 48:49Joe Santagato?

  I have no idea.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  So.

• 48:51Joe Santagato?

  Strawberry, yo, low key, as I'm getting older.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  Strawberry is good. It's making its way up.

• 48:55Joe Santagato?

  I used to hate it.

• 48:55Speaker 02

  I fully agree, fully agree, it's making its way up.

• 48:59Joe Santagato?

  Cookie dough is just a flavor? I didn't know that.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it's, it's basically just like vanilla with cookie dough chunks without the chocolate chip.

• 49:09Joe Santagato?

  Buttered pecan being number six, that is mind blowing.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  My guy, my guy, my guy, the South, they love their pecan as they specify it down there.

• 49:19Joe Santagato?

  Mint chocolate chip is the biggest fraud in the world.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  I, I, I'm not even kidding you.

• 49:24Joe Santagato?

  Disgusting.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  I've had it and I still can't imagine how people like it.

• 49:28Joe Santagato?

  I don't get it.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Cause there are certain things I could try and be like, I get it, there's people that like that. Mint chocolate chip is the, like, they just clash.

• 49:35Joe Santagato?

  Also like peppermint, patties, like that sort of thing where you're getting like minty chocolate, like this is a very.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  Doesn't, doesn't make sense. I'm with you.

• 49:44Joe Santagato?

  Like, I don't know, I'm just picturing a different time.

• 49:45Speaker 02

  Wait, so go back to the gelato thing. So my top three, I went New York cheesecake, I went.

• 49:50Joe Santagato?

  Oh, did you?

• 49:51Speaker 02

  I went New York cheesecake.

• 49:52Joe Santagato?

  That's a good choice.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  Cherry and salted caramel. Give me your top three. I see you said brown sugar. What are the other two on there?

• 49:57Joe Santagato?

  Well, I said salted caramel for sure, uh, cause anything caramel, I usually, oh man, see, I don't want to get all the same type of shit though. Cause I would do like cookie butter, brown sugar and salted caramel, but I'm gonna switch it up. Ooh, can I? No, I'm changing the rules here. I was gonna say, can I get two? I would order two. Like you get one in one.

• 50:18Frank Alvarez?

  Of different scoops?

• 50:19Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, like you get two scoops in one cup and you get.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  My guy, my guy, my guy, just pick three flavors.

• 50:24Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  You can get one of each in the same cup, it doesn't matter.

• 50:27Frank Alvarez?

  That's Frankie's eighth, my guy.

• 50:29Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, uh, I'm gonna go salted caramel.

• 50:33Speaker 02

  Yes, welcome to the club.

• 50:36Joe Santagato?

  I'm actually gonna go cookie butter.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:39Joe Santagato?

  Okay. And then I'm gonna go.

• 50:45Joe Santagato?

  Maybe I'll go stracciatella.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Can I ask, I was gonna ask, what is that?

• 50:49Joe Santagato?

  It's just like chocolate and vanilla.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  But why did not just call it?

• 50:53Joe Santagato?

  It's like chocolate, uh, hardened chocolate syrup and like vanilla.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 50:58Joe Santagato?

  I think that's it.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Stracciatella.

• 50:59Joe Santagato?

  I actually was on a TikTok account, oh, I might get the hazelnut if I'm feeling like a little ho.

• 51:04Speaker 02

  I love how hazelnut is just almost chocolate, but there's that nuttiness to it. I kinda like that.

• 51:10Joe Santagato?

  You know what I like? When shit has a little fucking chunk in there and I'm not really expecting it.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  See, I, I like a chocolate chip, I don't like a chocolate chunk. I feel like I need some.

• 51:22Joe Santagato?

  Yes.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  I need some rules in order to this.

• 51:24Joe Santagato?

  I can't have big chunks.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Give me, give me uniform, uniform chips. Don't just like a fucking cowboy in the Wild West, just fucking throw different sized chunks in there.

• 51:34Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, there's, yeah.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  It's like that scene in Casino where he has the blueberry muffin and there's like two blueberries in it and the other guy has one and it's like 15 blueberries. Uniform the chips.

• 51:47Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  Okay?

• 51:48Joe Santagato?

  I mean, I like a chunk if I'm expecting a chunk, but if I'm not expecting a chunk, what are we doing here?

• 51:54Speaker 02

  I.

• 51:55Frank Alvarez?

  What the fuck is this?

• 51:56Speaker 02

  I, I don't know if I could go out and speak for you, outside of the flavors that we don't understand, like taro.

• 52:04Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, I don't know what that is.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  I think I can imagine that you hate the following flavors.

• 52:09Joe Santagato?

  Okay.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  I could see you hating lemon.

• 52:12Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  I don't like lemon flavored pastries. I think you're in the same boat.

• 52:17Joe Santagato?

  Like I go back and forth with it, but this would be too much for me, too much lemon.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  I can imagine you hate mint brownie, cause not only have they disrespected mint and chocolate, but then they put it in brownie form, which I, I think you're a fan of.

• 52:31Joe Santagato?

  That's a, yeah, but this is an abomination.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  It is.

• 52:33Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Speaker 02

  Okay, it's like when, like fucking two hillbilly cousins have a kid and it's like, what is this?

• 52:41Speaker 04

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• 53:14Speaker 02

  You know?

• 53:16Speaker 02

  I forgot this was on Patreon.

• 53:19Frank Alvarez?

  Well, not a Patreon.

• 53:21Joe Santagato?

  Not, not at all, actually.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot. Also, we could do without raspberry, right?

• 53:27Joe Santagato?

  I like it.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  I like raspberries.

• 53:30Joe Santagato?

  I think raspberry shit is actually really good. I would throw green tea on the ground.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 53:35Joe Santagato?

  Unicorn I'm throwing on the ground, uh.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Also, blueberry, like, not, doesn't deserve its own flavor.

• 53:41Joe Santagato?

  It looks too chunky.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  It doesn't deserve its own flavor, like.

• 53:44Joe Santagato?

  She looks too chunky.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  You have not earned a leading role yet, blueberry.

• 53:49Joe Santagato?

  Although they are the leaders in pies.

• 53:51Frank Alvarez?

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:52Joe Santagato?

  A blueberry pie is a fantastic pie.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  I've gone on record, I'll continue to be on this record. I don't like any pie, cause cooked fruit is disgusting to me.

• 54:00Joe Santagato?

  Honestly, you gotta come back around on that.

• 54:02Frank Alvarez?

  They have the best muffins.

• 54:03Joe Santagato?

  Have you ever had a cobbler?

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Uh, nor.

• 54:06Joe Santagato?

  Fucking cobbler.

• 54:07Speaker 02

  I just don't like, I just watched some dude on TikTok make a peach cobbler and like, it looked fun for him, but I'm not in.

• 54:14Joe Santagato?

  It's good.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  Can you do me a favor?

• 54:15Joe Santagato?

  Yes, sir.

• 54:16Speaker 02

  Get like 12 pies one day and let's do a pie tasting.

• 54:20Joe Santagato?

  I did this years ago, pie versus cake, and I hated all the pies. I had a cherry pie, I would have rather eat your ass after a workout.

• 54:32Frank Alvarez?

  Wow.

• 54:32Speaker 02

  Wow, but also disrespectful to my ass, cause I know how much you hate cherries.

• 54:39Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, well, I don't like hate cherries. Like cherries are fine, I just, Gary Vee. I don't like cherries. Um, no, it's not the cherry, it's the cherry pie, it was too much cherry. Didn't like it.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Get, hit up your people from the bakery.

• 54:58Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, get the bakery, let's get some pies.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  And have them make a cherry, a blueberry, an apple, a peach cobbler, poor, use the Crumpety credit card on this, okay?

• 55:09Joe Santagato?

  The Crumpety.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  The Crumpety.

• 55:11Joe Santagato?

  And also, we're gonna need a lot of vanilla ice cream on top of these.

• 55:13Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, oh, my God, a bakery that's called the Crumpety.

• 55:19Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, unfortunately, it's gonna need more than that.

• 55:23Frank Alvarez?

  It's not just a name.

• 55:24Joe Santagato?

  Billion dollars. Hold on, while, while you, while you think about that, let's get to the rest of these sponsors, I just remembered, that is a thing. Um, listen, we have here DoorDash, okay? DoorDash, you guys know DoorDash, you can go onto their, uh, platform and you can order pretty much, you know, anything you need. Um, to your apartment, whether it be, you know, food or something from a convenience store or anything like that. But also, I think a way that people don't think about DoorDash is in the way that you can like connect and help with other people as well, you know? We actually, me and Frank a while ago, did this thing with DoorDash where for Mother's Day, we, we sent our moms flowers with DoorDash. So you can connect with people in that sort of way as well. If it's Mother's Day or whatever it is, you could send flowers to people via DoorDash.

• 56:08Joe Santagato?

  Um, and, you know, just for your friends, you wanna make your friend feel, um, happy or you're thinking about him, send him a little DoorDash, you know? They like ice cream? Boom. They want some gelato? We're talking about gelato, send your friend a gelato. She's studying for her fucking quiz or your friend is, uh, you know, going through something, send them a little something, maybe their favorite snack or something like that. It's a nice way to connect via DoorDash, okay? Don't just buy everything for yourself, even though you could use it in that way as well. You wanna make yourself happy as well, but you can use DoorDash to connect with the people that you love, uh, sending them flowers or sending them their favorite treat or whatever the case is.

• 56:44Joe Santagato?

  Uh, you can help them out. I've also used DoorDash in the past, uh, you know, Nicole wasn't feeling well before we were living together and I sent her a little care package with some like, with just a couple of things, you know what I mean? So it's like that, but go check out DoorDash, uh, go give it a, go, go give it a check. And, uh, yeah, don't be afraid to connect, you know, DoorDash makes showing up for the people you love easy, all right? Delivered, DoorDash, order now. And lastly here, we have Little Spoon, okay? Little Spoon supports babies from the very first feed. It starts with organic infant formula for those first bottles, then moves into baby cereal and baby blends, uh, when solids begin, first bites, first spoons, all of it.

• 57:26Joe Santagato?

  And, uh, yeah, they have pretty much everything. It's, everything is designed for the stage that the babies are in. It's made with simple ingredients and it's tested for 500 contaminants, in, including heavy metals, so that you know that, uh, your babies and toddlers are not eating those contaminants and, and including like heavy metals, like I said. Uh, but they have a bunch of, uh, of stuff. They have Beyond Smoothies and Yogo Snap Pouches. I know Frank's big on the Little Spoon.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Oh, our kids went through those smoothies quick. They're very good. I'm tasting a little myself, how you doing? Also, feels good to give them something that I don't have to worry about where it's coming from.

• 58:02Joe Santagato?

  Exactly. Uh, they have over a hundred plus ingredients banned across the board. I don't, uh, you don't have to overthink any of the labels or anything like that. So it's good and feeding the kids doesn't have to be complicated. It makes it easy with real nutritionally balanced meals and snacks designed for every stage. It shows up ready to go, it takes the pressure off. Um, and yeah, it's great. So get 30% off of your first order online, uh, order at littlespoon.com/basement with the code basement. That is L-I-T-T-L-E-S-P-O-O-N.com/basement with the code basement for 30% off of your first order, okay? So that is littlespoon.com/basement with that code basement and enjoy that 30% off.

• 58:44Joe Santagato?

  And I don't.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  So, a bakery.

• 58:48Joe Santagato?

  Crumpiny?

• 58:49Speaker 02

  Called The Crumpiny. And, the slogan is, it's about the crumpiny you keep.

• 58:57Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  And, it's, um, just a good business that will work, because it's just off of name and concept alone.

• 59:04Joe Santagato?

  Cool.

• 59:07Joe Santagato?

  Weekend, we get some pies? We'll do it on Patreon. We'll have a pie eating.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  They might not, because they're an Italian bakery, you might need a-

• 59:13Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, we're just, I'm just gonna have to just go to a store and get-

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Brother, brother, brother, no, no, no, don't, don't go get-

• 59:18Joe Santagato?

  No, no, we're going to a bakery.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  I know where you go, honestly.

• 59:20Joe Santagato?

  Martha's.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Martha's Bakery, in Astoria, Queens.

• 59:23Joe Santagato?

  There's one in Brooklyn, too.

• 59:24Speaker 02

  Just don't, no, no, go to Astoria, Queens, say hi.

• 59:26Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, no, I, I get, I go there-

• 59:27Speaker 02

  I'll give you my old address, you can wave to my old house.

• 59:31Joe Santagato?

  Sure. Company credit card for that one, Martha's Bakery? Yeah, she goes up there. She goes up there.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  How many, what are, so there's, there's-

• 59:37Joe Santagato?

  Patreon?

• 59:38Speaker 02

  A Patreon.

• 59:40Joe Santagato?

  Ooh.

• 59:40Speaker 02

  That's a great one, or Patreon Pie. We'll go with the first one. Um, so we have, Blueberry Pie.

• 59:47Joe Santagato?

  Blueberry Pie, we'll, I'll retry the Cherry Pie, but I'm sorry.

• 59:50Speaker 02

  Cherry Pie. Types of pies, this is a great point.

• 59:55Joe Santagato?

  We need an Apple Pie.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Cream pies, none, none that we need to try.

• 59:58Joe Santagato?

  Oh yeah, let's get a Cream Pie in here, who doesn't like that?

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  The ants seem very excited for that one.

• 1:00:02Joe Santagato?

  Everybody like, well-

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Everybody loves a Cream Pie. So we have Fruit Pies.

• 1:00:08Joe Santagato?

  I've never had a Banana Cream Pie, I might be into that.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  They're very good.

• 1:00:11Joe Santagato?

  I might be into the Cream Pie.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  I'll be honest with you, yeah, yo, honestly, Cream Pies may be the, the ultimate pies.

• 1:00:18Joe Santagato?

  Cream Pies?

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  I-

• 1:00:19Joe Santagato?

  Piss this too many, it's not fair.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Coconut Cream Pie? I don't, hold on.

• 1:00:23Joe Santagato?

  What's better than a Cream Pie with a little bit of coconut in it? Or a little banana in your Cream Pie?

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:28Joe Santagato?

  Yo, all jokes aside, Banana Cream Pie, fuck me up. Custard Pie? Blasting that.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Joe Santagato?

  Yo, by the way, I will say, I had a Pumpkin Pie once, and I fingered it, it's an unbelievable feeling on your hands.

• 1:00:39Speaker 02

  It's not fair. We, I wish, I wish we could end the episode there, or cut to more ads. Could you just make up more ads?

• 1:00:45Joe Santagato?

  I guarantee you, you get a fucking Pumpkin Pie in here, which I guess is considered a Cream Pie, and you put your finger in it, you tell me that you don't wanna blast the thing to hell. You tell me.

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  You know what? A legitimate thing that we can and will do on Patreon. Um, I do like custards, so like, I guess that makes sense, and I, and I do like, like, I know I'm gonna sound like such a boomer here, but I do like Cool Whip. So like, if that were the cream in the cream-

• 1:01:10Joe Santagato?

  How's that boomer?

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  That's such a boomer thing, dude.

• 1:01:12Joe Santagato?

  I love Cool Whip.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Cool Whip? Yeah, um, I, I, I can see myself enjoying that. Like, I do like custard, like, one time we made, um, this, you've never been to Stamatys, but like, they have a dessert called, oh, you've been to Quijitas, right?

• 1:01:27Joe Santagato?

  You know, yeah.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  They have, uh, it's like what they give you for free at the end, it's called like Garlic de Burico, it's kinda like a custard pie under filo dough.

• 1:01:34Joe Santagato?

  A Garlic Booty Hole.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love a Garlic Booty Hole. Um, but I can't, I can't get behind a Cream Pie just because-

• 1:01:43Joe Santagato?

  Nah, come on.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Dude-

• 1:01:45Joe Santagato?

  Bro, don't get behind a Cream Pie, get in the Cream Pie.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  Be the Cream Pie.

• 1:01:49Joe Santagato?

  Be the Cream Pie.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Don't get behind the Cream Pie.

• 1:01:52Joe Santagato?

  Get into the Cream Pie.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  Live in the Cream Pie.

• 1:01:54Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, you gotta get in the Cream Pie, dude.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  So, we're establishing here, Joey wants to be cream pied. For Patreon, if there's ever a reason to go on Patreon and sign up, it's because you will see Joey get cream pied. You will!

• 1:02:09Joe Santagato?

  I mean, you have to, too, you have to get it, too. You have to get cream pied.

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  I'm not saying I'm, I'm contributing to that.

• 1:02:14Joe Santagato?

  You're getting a Banana Cream Pie and you're gonna fucking like it.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  Oh, see how he put the banana in there, cuz he's afraid that people aren't gonna, they're why they're gonna get-

• 1:02:20Joe Santagato?

  It's a type of Cream Pie, you can't just get a Cream Pie, it's just Cream Pie.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I've, I've watched old timey movies from like the 90s, like, a Cream Pie just looks like it's Cool Whip in a fucking, what's it called? A, a, a-

• 1:02:35Joe Santagato?

  Fucking dish, pastry.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, that's what it-

• 1:02:37Joe Santagato?

  A crust.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, yes, that's what I was looking for, graham cracker crust.

• 1:02:40Joe Santagato?

  You don't think that, why'd you say it like a parrot?

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  A graham cracker crust.

• 1:02:45Joe Santagato?

  You have, you don't think that an Apple Pie, like, aesthetically, you're like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen?

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  Aesthetically, even, I, I've never seen a pie and been like, that looks ugly. Like, it all, like, the artistry behind the pie. I wish those goddamn bartenders put effort into pies the way they do their fucking vodka tonic.

• 1:03:03Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:03:04Joe Santagato?

  I, I'm really into pie.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Like, Blueberry Pie looks good looking. It just-

• 1:03:10Joe Santagato?

  Blueberry Pie is fantastic.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  I just don't like cooked fruit, it's a, it's a texture thing for me. Like, slimy fruit is not, I, I just can't-

• 1:03:19Joe Santagato?

  I think there's less of that in a Blueberry Pie.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  But I've had, like, this is gonna be the worst version of it, I know, but follow me here, I've had like the McDonald's baked apple pies.

• 1:03:32Joe Santagato?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  It's the cooked, it's the texture of a slimy apple. You like oysters.

• 1:03:39Joe Santagato?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's like, I, I like oysters cuz I know that that's what they are. I like apples because they're crunchy and crisp.

• 1:03:46Joe Santagato?

  I don't know what this apple is.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  No, no, no, but like, I, I know apples to be crunchy and crisp and airy and soft, not-

• 1:03:54Joe Santagato?

  Just change your mind. Just change your mind.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  If only it were that easy, Joey. If only, you know what? Oh, I'm, or you're not, you're feeling the blues? Hey, just don't be sad. How about that? I can't just-

• 1:04:06Joe Santagato?

  Totally different.

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  I can't just change my mind on what I think about apples.

• 1:04:09Joe Santagato?

  So because the first time you ate an apple, it was crunchy, you're like, I just couldn't possibly imagine this apple in any sort of form.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  Not the first time. How about the first 33 years of my life? I had it and I was like, apples, they be crisp, they be crunchy, they be, they, they be tart.

• 1:04:24Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, it's just another way of doing it. And also, you had a little fucking ice cream on it, ooh.

• 1:04:29Speaker 02

  Also, I've said this before, Harry Potter ruined me. Like, like, the scene of-

• 1:04:37Joe Santagato?

  What? Harry Potter did what to you?

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  He cream pied us.

• 1:04:41Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Um, the scene of, of Ron coughing up the slugs when he gets hit with his spell back at him when he has the broken-

• 1:04:51Joe Santagato?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  Wand, that's what I imagine having a, an apple or peach pie is, like, the, the-

• 1:04:59Joe Santagato?

  But you don't feel that way about literal oysters.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  No, because I know oysters to be what oysters are.

• 1:05:06Joe Santagato?

  Yes. But they are like that.

• 1:05:08Speaker 02

  No, not to me.

• 1:05:10Joe Santagato?

  They're not slimy?

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Oysters, yeah, but I, I, I, I was introduced to them as slimy, and I will live like-

• 1:05:18Joe Santagato?

  But you're saying it's a texture thing and you don't mind the slime?

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Because I got into it knowing it's the slime. I did not get into apples knowing that these could also be slimy.

• 1:05:27Joe Santagato?

  They're not really slimy.

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  Bro, look up a picture of someone dumping out apple pie filling. It looks like ooze.

• 1:05:35Joe Santagato?

  We're gonna, we're gonna turn this guy into a-

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  Inside-

• 1:05:39Joe Santagato?

  What's that? Inside Out?

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  I didn't say that.

• 1:05:41Joe Santagato?

  You can't-

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Did you say Inside Out?

• 1:05:44Joe Santagato?

  We're gonna turn this guy Inside Out.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  After Joe's saying he's getting cream pied on Patreon.

• 1:05:48Joe Santagato?

  We're gonna get some Cream Pies in here and turn this guy Inside Out.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  Oh, by the way, you demonetized the video by doing that, not me.

• 1:05:57Joe Santagato?

  No, you can say Cream Pie, it's a food. We sang in the beginning, it's gonna be-

• 1:06:01Speaker 02

  Neil's not dumb, he knows.

• 1:06:03Joe Santagato?

  Neil ain't watching.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  And he's like, I know what they're saying.

• 1:06:08Joe Santagato?

  I'm into the Cream Pies, I think.

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  Good for you, man.

• 1:06:12Joe Santagato?

  Good for you. I've never had a Banana Cream, but that sounds really good.

• 1:06:15Speaker 02

  I don't, it sounds not awful.

• 1:06:17Joe Santagato?

  You don't, is that you, you don't like banana shit?

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  I like bananas, I don't like banana flavoring.

• 1:06:22Joe Santagato?

  Me too. I think it's, literally might be the worst flavoring. And sometimes peach.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Nothing, nothing worse than green apple flavoring.

• 1:06:28Joe Santagato?

  Oh, that's fine. That's a crazy taste.

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  Nothing worse.

• 1:06:31Joe Santagato?

  I don't even know what, I guess like Licorice is nasty.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  That's a good one.

• 1:06:35Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, but that's like, you don't even count those. Yeah, who likes that?

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  My mom.

• 1:06:41Joe Santagato?

  Alright, we could count them a little. My mom might like it, too, actually. I guess we'll count them a little.

• 1:06:44Speaker 02

  My mom used to like-

• 1:06:45Joe Santagato?

  Didn't your mom like Good and Plenties?

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:06:47Joe Santagato?

  Oh, what a disgusting candy.

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:51Joe Santagato?

  That's not even candy.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  She's earned the title, that makes her a disgusting person.

• 1:06:55Joe Santagato?

  What?

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  Also, like, they look like, they look like pills.

• 1:06:58Joe Santagato?

  They, yeah, what it's called?

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  Like, they don't look like candy, they look like pills, dude.

• 1:07:02Joe Santagato?

  It looks like Dymatap.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  It looks like, oh, like, this is a Tylenol.

• 1:07:06Joe Santagato?

  Is there even sugar in this? Like, is, can we call it candy?

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  But here's the thing, is, I don't, like, not only are they not good, I don't want any to just find them as plenty.

• 1:07:16Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, one is enough.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  So what of the worst named things because they're not good and I don't want a plenty of them?

• 1:07:21Joe Santagato?

  It does look just like pills.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  It does, dude.

• 1:07:25Joe Santagato?

  How are they still in production?

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  Just, do me a favor, Google who the hell still has Good and Plenties?

• 1:07:34Joe Santagato?

  What does that mean exactly?

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  Nothing's gonna come up. Something will come up, cuz it's Google.

• 1:07:39Joe Santagato?

  People. Like, or a store. People who like licorice.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Google, this is in order.

• 1:07:44Joe Santagato?

  Okay.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  Who the hell still has Good and Plenties?

• 1:07:56Joe Santagato?

  And?

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Let's see.

• 1:08:00Joe Santagato?

  Hershey.

• 1:08:01Frank Alvarez?

  Hershey.

• 1:08:02Speaker 02

  The Hershey company. Yeah, I get it. I was looking more for like, what kind of monster?

• 1:08:07Joe Santagato?

  What did you?

• 1:08:08Frank Alvarez?

  It's not a magic book. It's not like just magic.

• 1:08:12Speaker 02

  Shut up. Yes, it is.

• 1:08:13Frank Alvarez?

  It is kind of a magic. It is kind of magic. It is kind of magic.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  It is absolutely.

• 1:08:16Frank Alvarez?

  Did I? Yeah, you just like, anything you want to know, most things, you just type it in. It is magic.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Like, how did the Choco Taco die before Good and Plenies?

• 1:08:24Joe Santagato?

  I think they're back.

• 1:08:26Speaker 02

  How did?

• 1:08:27Joe Santagato?

  Choco Tacos. Whoever was not on board with that, you're a bitch. Those things are fantastic.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  How the hell did? Give me a candy that is gone forever. How the hell did? I can't even think of one.

• 1:08:45Joe Santagato?

  There might not be one.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  Yes, there definitely is. Like discontinued candies?

• 1:08:49Joe Santagato?

  Or do you like taffy?

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  Like real, like saltwater taffy? Yes.

• 1:08:54Joe Santagato?

  What's not taffy?

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  The, of the Laffy variety.

• 1:08:57Joe Santagato?

  Oh, no, I'm thinking of like taffy.

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:09:00Joe Santagato?

  I like how they package that.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  I like how they package it because it feels rustic, but it's just mass produced like everything else.

• 1:09:05Joe Santagato?

  But like the, the paper that it's in, it's like, what is that?

• 1:09:08Speaker 02

  Wax paper, I believe.

• 1:09:09Joe Santagato?

  No, I know. It just, it feels like, uh, like it's like deli paper.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it feels, it, it, that's what I mean by rustic, like handmade.

• 1:09:16Joe Santagato?

  Baloney on this, you know what I mean?

• 1:09:18Speaker 02

  It feels handmade. Like, I feel like I'm hell, I'm supporting a real person by getting this.

• 1:09:22Joe Santagato?

  I love going into a shop also, and they have like a wall of flavors of shit. I'm like, let's go.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  Dude, if, the next time.

• 1:09:30Joe Santagato?

  I need taffy in my life, bro.

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  I'm just.

• 1:09:32Frank Alvarez?

  Yo, taffy.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Just for me, I mean.

• 1:09:34Frank Alvarez?

  Send me mad taffy.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  Didn't fucking, aren't Hercules candy? Like, didn't they send us stuff because they were fans?

• 1:09:40Joe Santagato?

  That is true.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  Hercules!

• 1:09:42Joe Santagato?

  I am afraid.

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  We need you again.

• 1:09:43Joe Santagato?

  I am afraid of things in the mail that are food, though.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  That is fair. Honestly, yeah, I won't accept food from. I won't, I won't. I'm freaked out by it.

• 1:09:51Joe Santagato?

  Does anyone get put down like that anymore?

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  Brother, it's.

• 1:09:55Joe Santagato?

  I ain't gonna be the first, though.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna be the, yeah, I'm not gonna be the.

• 1:09:57Joe Santagato?

  I can't eat the buffer fish.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  There's a place, there's a place in Asbury Park that's like an old time candy shop. And like, it's like.

• 1:10:04Joe Santagato?

  Do dudes wear little hats?

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Uh, great question.

• 1:10:08Joe Santagato?

  Is there a bar?

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  I, yeah.

• 1:10:10Joe Santagato?

  Nice.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  You walk in and it's like a circular bar, then behind that, there's another bar, and they're like, what do you want?

• 1:10:16Joe Santagato?

  And they just have like soda and milkshakes?

• 1:10:18Speaker 02

  Uh, you know, I don't know if they got that, so let me back up and manage, let me manage your expectations. Oh, you meant like a fit, like an actual bar with alcohol?

• 1:10:25Joe Santagato?

  No.

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  Oh, let's go to that place in Manhattan that like makes like the old timey Coca Colas.

• 1:10:30Joe Santagato?

  No, I'm talking about a bar that you sit at. It looks like a bar, but you order like, uh, milkshakes and shit.

• 1:10:35Frank Alvarez?

  Oh, they have one by, by me.

• 1:10:37Joe Santagato?

  A milkshake bar?

• 1:10:38Frank Alvarez?

  Yep.

• 1:10:38Joe Santagato?

  That's fire.

• 1:10:39Speaker 02

  Dude, some, old time stuff like that is coming back. It's only a matter of time. It could be called the Crumpenny.

• 1:10:45Joe Santagato?

  What about, wait, so the place that you, dude, that sounds so fire to be like, imagine like after work, instead of going to the bar, you go to the bar and you get a milkshake?

• 1:10:52Frank Alvarez?

  It has, I haven't been there in a while, hoping it still has it, but it had like, you know, the booth, the single booth, not, single stool, like the cushion.

• 1:10:58Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Frank Alvarez?

  And you go up and down and like, it's, it's.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Like the Jackson, it looks like Jackson Hole, but it has candy?

• 1:11:03Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah, but, and there's a wall of candy you could get from and all that stuff.

• 1:11:06Joe Santagato?

  I think that's so cool.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  I only want it if the guy has a shirt with stripes.

• 1:11:10Frank Alvarez?

  Pin stripe, like the stripes, the red and white.

• 1:11:12Joe Santagato?

  Fuck, yeah. And his name's like Elgin Stewart.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  Or, yeah, Elgin.

• 1:11:18Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, his name's like Harold.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Eustace.

• 1:11:20Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  He has to sing.

• 1:11:21Joe Santagato?

  He's, his name is Eugene.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  I'm not accepting candy from a place like that unless the person sings it to me.

• 1:11:26Joe Santagato?

  He's gotta be a lanky white fuck with a stupid haircut, dude.

• 1:11:29Speaker 02

  Did you see that Netflix is coming out with like a contest? It's like a Willy Wonka contest. They like built the candy factory?

• 1:11:37Joe Santagato?

  That's so sick.

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  It's a show.

• 1:11:39Joe Santagato?

  Where it's like a real place?

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  It, look at, yeah, look it up. It's, it's like, I think it's called like the Wonka contest or something like that.

• 1:11:45Joe Santagato?

  Eat the walls?

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  I haven't watched it because it hasn't come out yet. I am gonna say there's Gene Wilder's AI voice, which I'm not pumped about, but like, yeah, Wonka's the golden ticket.

• 1:11:59Joe Santagato?

  Wait, so people build, like Wonka factory?

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  I mean, we'll have to wait and see. I saw just the trailer because the trailer came out.

• 1:12:06Joe Santagato?

  That is so fire, dude. I would definitely go there.

• 1:12:08Speaker 02

  They had like the everlasting gobstopper under the glass and shit like that.

• 1:12:13Joe Santagato?

  That's sick.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  Here's the, don't show this, Jax, because we don't want Netflix to fucking punch us in the face.

• 1:12:18Joe Santagato?

  Honestly, it looks cool.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Wait till you see the inside.

• 1:12:20Joe Santagato?

  Whoa.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  They got the chocolate river.

• 1:12:23Joe Santagato?

  Dude. Also, there's something about a chocolate bar that I'm just really horny by.

• 1:12:30Speaker 02

  I, I'm, I'm right there, brother.

• 1:12:31Joe Santagato?

  You know, like unraveling a chocolate bar, especially if you could do it neatly, and then you get to the foil, which is the underwear, obviously, and then you take the underwear off and you're like, here you are. And I love when chocolate is, is kind of engraved on top, and also I love when it's kind of got like, here's where the pieces break off.

• 1:12:47Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes. It like, it, it's like perforated. Like, it's like, you're gonna break it right here and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

• 1:12:54Joe Santagato?

  You break it and it's like a clean break, and I'm like, fucking, this is like a sexual experience.

• 1:12:58Speaker 02

  Father, like, with young kids, like, it helps with like portioning out for the kids.

• 1:13:04Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  Because we've had like, one year for Father's Day, the kids got me like a smores kit. And, and it comes with like thing, like the Hershey bars in it. It's so easy to be like, half for you, half for you.

• 1:13:17Frank Alvarez?

  Did you know it's also a production thing to stop the bars from, um, cracking and crumbling?

• 1:13:22Joe Santagato?

  It helps?

• 1:13:23Speaker 02

  Genius.

• 1:13:24Joe Santagato?

  I mean, win-win.

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  Genius. Chocolate bars? In my old age, coming back. I'm into chocolate bars.

• 1:13:31Joe Santagato?

  I haven't had a bar. You know what I haven't had in a while? Like a, like a Snickers, like a, right?

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh.

• 1:13:36Joe Santagato?

  Like the, like the.

• 1:13:37Speaker 02

  Fine.

• 1:13:37Joe Santagato?

  Like the fucking cigar bar, like a, like a Milky Way or a Twix. I haven't had one in so long.

• 1:13:43Speaker 02

  Go out. Live a little.

• 1:13:47Joe Santagato?

  Alright.

• 1:13:50Joe Santagato?

  I just meant like, I just, it's been a while. I'm not avoiding them.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, if Netflix hears this, if they do a season two of that Netflix, uh, Wonka show.

• 1:13:58Joe Santagato?

  And if you guys need someone to show up and just eat? Could do that.

• 1:14:02Speaker 02

  Uh, be honest with me for one fucking second. Are you doing the Augustus? Like, everyone talked about him. I would do the Augustus group with the River of Chocolate.

• 1:14:10Joe Santagato?

  He wouldn't do it. I would not do that. I would do a front flip into that fucking bitch.

• 1:14:14Frank Alvarez?

  That's right.

• 1:14:14Joe Santagato?

  And fucking get in there, and also shoot me up the tube. I don't care if I die in this thing.

• 1:14:18Speaker 02

  You wanna, uh, when I die, bury me inside a chocolate river?

• 1:14:22Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, shoot me up the fucking, whatever the fuck happens. Or I'll be like the other one. What's her name? Virginia? Who gets all blue?

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  No, Violet. You're turning Violet, Violet!

• 1:14:33Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, exactly, that one.

• 1:14:34Frank Alvarez?

  That one kinda sucked.

• 1:14:35Joe Santagato?

  You'd be Mike TV.

• 1:14:36Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Speaker 02

  I do love chewing gum, though. I have to admit. He's kind of right. He's, when he's right, I give him his flowers.

• 1:14:42Joe Santagato?

  Oh, actually, no, you'd be the other one.

• 1:14:44Speaker 02

  Don't do this.

• 1:14:46Speaker 02

  Don't do that.

• 1:14:47Joe Santagato?

  I forget her name. Oh, she's the worst.

• 1:14:50Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 1:14:51Joe Santagato?

  The girl who's like.

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  I want my, my taddy, bought me ten golden bars!

• 1:14:56Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:14:56Speaker 02

  What's her name? Fucking.

• 1:14:57Joe Santagato?

  I forget. Uh, Veronica? That can't be right.

• 1:15:00Speaker 02

  Varusa? Varu, Varusa Bulk?

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  Varusa Salt?

• 1:15:07Joe Santagato?

  Oh, Arthur Slugworth is such a good name.

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  Such a good name and looks like a fucking slug, too, dude. Always reminded me of fucking what's his name from, uh, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

• 1:15:22Joe Santagato?

  Isn't that him?

• 1:15:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:15:24Joe Santagato?

  That's not Slugworth? He's in that movie, I think.

• 1:15:26Speaker 02

  No, he is not. That's Christopher Lloyd.

• 1:15:28Joe Santagato?

  That is Christopher Lloyd.

• 1:15:29Speaker 02

  That's Christopher Lloyd. Dude, when's the last time you watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

• 1:15:34Joe Santagato?

  The first time I watched it.

• 1:15:35Speaker 02

  It is an incredible movie. Watch it with your current adult eyes. Terrifying, dude.

• 1:15:42Joe Santagato?

  It's scary. Well, that guy.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  When his eyes and he's like, and he talks like this!

• 1:15:47Joe Santagato?

  I, I was terrified of that scene.

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  Dude, pull up Judge Doom.

• 1:15:51Joe Santagato?

  Is that his name?

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. First of all, name is Judge Doom. What are you doing? Such a good movie. Such a good movie, dude. Like, worth watching it again. I actually am gonna be getting it soon.

• 1:16:03Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, see, that scene, it scared the living daylights out of me.

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  VHS. Dude, that's terrifying. Yeah, I didn't like that at all.

• 1:16:12Joe Santagato?

  I was scared for way less.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  I miss when kids movies tried to scare kids. Now they're just not, you know what I mean? Like, this was a kids movie. And it's like, let's just put something absolutely fucking terrifying in here.

• 1:16:26Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, let's, let's put on, instead of Blippi just being all nice, let him like, cut someone's head off.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Well, no, no, no, no. That, that doesn't make it, like, just put something in there that is just so out of left field, it's gonna scare the shit out of people. Like, what was the girl in fucking, oh, man, the woman in, um.

• 1:16:43Joe Santagato?

  The Exorcist.

• 1:16:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, that's not a kids movie. In Peewee's Big Adventure. Remember the, the fucking, what was the bus driver or something like that?

• 1:16:51Frank Alvarez?

  I don't know, I trust you.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  Big Bertha, I think was her name?

• 1:16:54Joe Santagato?

  Big Bertha.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Peewee's Big Adventure, Big Bertha. Or just put scary woman.

• 1:17:02Joe Santagato?

  Okay. I've never seen Peewee's Big Adventure.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  It's like one of those, like, cult classics. That's like, what the fuck? Yeah, dude.

• 1:17:08Joe Santagato?

  Oh, yeah, that'll do it. Oh, yeah, this lady, I actually remember this.

• 1:17:12Frank Alvarez?

  Does it turn into this in the movie?

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:17:14Frank Alvarez?

  Oh, geez.

• 1:17:15Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, it'll get you.

• 1:17:17Frank Alvarez?

  Oh.

• 1:17:17Speaker 02

  I just, I love when kids movies used to be like, you know what? Something completely out of pocket that's gonna scare the shit out, Large Marge. That's what I meant.

• 1:17:23Frank Alvarez?

  Large Marge.

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Big Bertha, close enough.

• 1:17:25Frank Alvarez?

  It's very Beetlejuice-y.

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, I believe this was made by Tim Burton, so.

• 1:17:30Frank Alvarez?

  Oh, then, yeah.

• 1:17:31Joe Santagato?

  I mean, that looks like a Tim Burton thing, but.

• 1:17:34Speaker 02

  Oh, man. Watch, watch, uh.

• 1:17:36Frank Alvarez?

  Scare your kids, Frankie. Watch.

• 1:17:39Joe Santagato?

  Just terrify your kids.

• 1:17:40Frank Alvarez?

  Terrify your kids, Frankie. I'm gonna write that down.

• 1:17:42Joe Santagato?

  They deserve it.

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  But like, it was better, like, like, Are You Afraid of the Dark was good because it was kind of also scary.

• 1:17:48Joe Santagato?

  Do we know that there's not scary stuff for that age range right now?

• 1:17:50Speaker 02

  I mean, you have like.

• 1:17:53Frank Alvarez?

  I'm sure there is, but, you know, you're not getting Monster Houses anymore.

• 1:17:57Speaker 02

  So I guess.

• 1:17:59Frank Alvarez?

  You know Monster House? You're not getting that stuff no more.

• 1:18:01Joe Santagato?

  What's Monster House?

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  It's a movie from like 2006. It was like an animated, like, scary movie for kids, but it was like, it also had some adult jokes in there.

• 1:18:09Joe Santagato?

  2006?

• 1:18:10Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:18:11Joe Santagato?

  I.

• 1:18:12Frank Alvarez?

  That might also have been Tim Burton.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Monster House? I don't think that was Tim Burton.

• 1:18:15Frank Alvarez?

  It's Tim Burton-esque.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Look up who directed Monster House right now.

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  2006, I'm on point!

• 1:18:23Frank Alvarez?

  He really is.

• 1:18:25Joe Santagato?

  Is it Timmy B?

• 1:18:26Frank Alvarez?

  Steve Buscemi!

• 1:18:27Speaker 02

  Oh, that just says that he's the voice actor. This is just for us, by the way.

• 1:18:31Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah, it is just for us.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  Gil Kane.

• 1:18:35Frank Alvarez?

  Don't know that, yeah.

• 1:18:36Joe Santagato?

  Who?

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Who's Gil Kane? Exactly. No offense, Gil.

• 1:18:39Frank Alvarez?

  Oh, he did Ghostbusters, Frozen Empire.

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  Did he?

• 1:18:42Frank Alvarez?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:43Joe Santagato?

  Wow.

• 1:18:44Speaker 02

  And the... Oh, well, good. Cool.

• 1:18:48Frank Alvarez?

  Cool.

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  Good guess? I mean, I wasn't a big fan of Frozen Empire. I thought it was aggressively okay.

• 1:18:53Joe Santagato?

  Wow.

• 1:18:53Frank Alvarez?

  I didn't see it.

• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  Michel Musso? From fucking Hannah Montana?

• 1:18:58Joe Santagato?

  Never seen an episode of Hannah Montana.

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:19:01Joe Santagato?

  No.

• 1:19:01Frank Alvarez?

  Come on.

• 1:19:02Joe Santagato?

  Swear to God.

• 1:19:02Speaker 02

  You get the linen out front.

• 1:19:04Joe Santagato?

  I knew the songs. I remember Josh was like obsessed with the songs.

• 1:19:07Frank Alvarez?

  Oh. Josh, just put on screen where you...

• 1:19:10Joe Santagato?

  He was.

• 1:19:10Frank Alvarez?

  Just put the word, yes.

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  He's like talking. I mean, Hannah Montana was a fucking... It was... It came out when we were like 14 or 15, around that same time, but like...

• 1:19:20Joe Santagato?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  It was fun. I watched it. I didn't dislike it.

• 1:19:23Joe Santagato?

  I was into The Climb. Song was a banger. That was a banger.

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  I don't think that was from...

• 1:19:28Frank Alvarez?

  It's not.

• 1:19:29Joe Santagato?

  No, it was from something else.

• 1:19:30Frank Alvarez?

  It's just from her, I think.

• 1:19:31Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, it's just from...

• 1:19:32Frank Alvarez?

  It's from her, like Wrecking Balls, not from Hannah Montana, you know?

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, but wait, he might be, he might be right. The Climb might be from the Hannah Montana movie.

• 1:19:39Joe Santagato?

  Possibly. I have no idea, but, uh... Also, When I Look at You, that song is crazy. That's from a different movie, but it's a great song.

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  She's not done a Super Bowl. I think she has the catalog to pull it off.

• 1:19:52Frank Alvarez?

  Oh, it is.

• 1:19:53Speaker 02

  Look at that!

• 1:19:54Frank Alvarez?

  Hannah Montana movie.

• 1:19:55Speaker 02

  Look at that! I'm such... I'm pretty impressed.

• 1:19:58Joe Santagato?

  Where was I recently?

• 1:20:00Speaker 02

  It's the Climb!

• 1:20:01Joe Santagato?

  Oh, I was at a, I was at like a early 2000s themed birthday party, and this was on the TV, the Hannah Montana movie.

• 1:20:08Speaker 02

  Whose party was that and why the fuck wasn't I there?

• 1:20:11Joe Santagato?

  It was in Canada. It was one of Cole's friends.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  Fuck! That sounds like my party, dude. That sounds like a sick party.

• 1:20:17Joe Santagato?

  It was on the TV.

• 1:20:18Frank Alvarez?

  I was invited. I just couldn't go.

• 1:20:19Joe Santagato?

  We get the linen out front. Ooh. It's not every shoe, every color.

• 1:20:26Frank Alvarez?

  What song is that?

• 1:20:27Joe Santagato?

  The theme song from Hannah Montana.

• 1:20:29Frank Alvarez?

  This is Disney Now.

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh yeah, they're gonna fuck us up, dude.

• 1:20:33Frank Alvarez?

  Disney Now.

• 1:20:34Joe Santagato?

  Might get cream pie.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just saying, you get the best of both worlds.

• 1:20:38Joe Santagato?

  You get the Hannah Montana.

• 1:20:40Frank Alvarez?

  I knew that song.

• 1:20:42Joe Santagato?

  Did it not take it slow, then you rock out this show?

• 1:20:46Frank Alvarez?

  It was the choreo.

• 1:20:47Speaker 02

  Also, Emily Osment, who is the sister of?

• 1:20:50Joe Santagato?

  Haley Joel.

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  There you go. Billy Ray Silas, like, you're hurt?

• 1:20:56Joe Santagato?

  Yeah, Cyrus, I think, but yeah.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  Billy Ray Cyrus, did I not say that?

• 1:20:59Joe Santagato?

  Silas.

• 1:21:00Speaker 02

  Oh, my bad.

• 1:21:01Frank Alvarez?

  Neither here nor there.

• 1:21:02Joe Santagato?

  Well, there you have it, folks. That is our episode for today. Thank you so much for stopping by and hanging out with your boys. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:21:09Speaker 02

  Uh, the Frank Albers all over, patreon.com/thebasementyard, standingoutofstudios.com for the new merch, thebasementyard.com for information on live shows, and... Yep.

• 1:21:19Frank Alvarez?

  Aunt, Aunt Prisco on Instagram.

• 1:21:21Joe Santagato?

  And you guys will go follow me at Joe Santagato, go follow the show, uh, at thebasementyard on TikTok and Instagram, and go hit up Santagato Studios for the merch. And that is all. See you guys next time.