#497 - The Most Major Minor Inconveniences

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going Frank? Why are you cracking your knuckles?

• 0:40Speaker 02

  I've learned how to crack my forearm.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  Go ahead.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  I just did it.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 0:46Speaker 02

  I'm trying to do it.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Are you, you crack a lot? You crack your body?

• 0:48Speaker 02

  I'm a cracky guy.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  You're cracky?

• 0:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  What do you crack? Okay, well you go, do you do a whole crack in one, one go? I don't even know what that means. You crack your whole body? Like you crack your neck, head, all the shit at the same time?

• 1:00Speaker 02

  I do, I do, I do. Well, at the same time where I just go like, "Crack!" Like, I just, it takes time.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  You start with your fingers?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  I start with my fingers.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  Then you go?

• 1:07Speaker 02

  And I start with these. So I go like this.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Ugh.

• 1:12Speaker 02

  And then I start like, I go my thumbs.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  I just did them, so.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  Please, please don't.

• 1:18Speaker 02

  I go my fingers. And then I go my thumbs. And then I...

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  My wrists.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Why are you so creaky-cracky, like an old haunted house?

• 1:27Speaker 02

  And then I go my neck.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  Dude, that sounded like you almost died.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  And then I go my back. Let's see if I can get my back going.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  Frank, be careful. I don't need you to fall into a...

• 1:42Speaker 02

  And then when I'm, when I'm home, I go my toes.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  And then...

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Does anything else even crack?

• 1:49Speaker 02

  My ankles. My ankles sometimes.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Crack your ankle?

• 1:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. I can crack my nose.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  I know that you just, would you think you're my uncle or something? And you're gonna trick me like, oh, look at my nose?

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Every now and then, this is a serious one, I can crack my sternum. Like, I go like that and it pops.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  It feels so good, dude. Really? That sounds like it would be painful as all hell.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  No, it feels really good.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Really?

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I might have problems.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I would say that if you continue to crack...

• 2:17Speaker 02

  Well, no, they debunked that. It's been debunked.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Has it?

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, where they were just like, "It's gonna give you arthritis," and like, "No, you're just popping little..." Like, they're like little po- like, pockets of osteoporosis or something like that.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Osteoporosis is the, your bones like whittling away.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, no, but like, there's something in, there's a fluid in your things that you're popping. Can you crack anything? Crack me up. Well, I guess that doesn't line up. Crack yourself up.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Anything. Try to crack your neck.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  I don't want to.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Don't be scared.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  I'm terrified.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  Why?

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Because I could die?

• 2:48Speaker 02

  You can't, you can't, you physically can't crack your neck to kill yourself.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Frank, if I wanted to crack my own neck, I absolutely could.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  No, I don't think, it's like...

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Bro, I could crap my...

• 2:58Speaker 02

  You can, and you probably have.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Crap my pants after I crack my neck?

• 3:02Speaker 02

  No, I think I saw something once and it was like, "You can't, in like, to yourself, exert the amount of force needed to snap your neck to kill you."

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Not with that attitude.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Which, I'll be really honest with you, that's a sick way to go out.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Cracking your own neck?

• 3:16Speaker 02

  If someone were like... That's cool, dude.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Whenever I watch movies of someone getting their neck cracked, or snapped... It snapped, right?

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:26Speaker 01

  I'm like, "That can't be real."

• 3:29Speaker 02

  No, it is. They're like severing something.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  They're just like turning their head real fast?

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I think they're like severing something that like, it's like if you sever that part of the spine or something, you're dead. Like, period. I will tell you this, these people that go to those chiropractors, and they're just like...

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Inches from death.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Dude, I could not. I could not because you're asking, you're putting yourself right there, right there on the cusp of death. You and death could kiss and you could taste the metal in its mouth. And you're just not, you're just, you're not dying.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  I see those videos and it's like sometimes he puts this, he puts like a towel over your neck and head.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  And it just, bro pulls it.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  I'm like, you're gonna pop my head off.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  He like pop. Yo, it's, it's a little intense and I know there are people that are or go to the chiropractor that are gonna be like, no, no, no, listen, this is actually what it is, an adjustment or whatever. Cool, but also, no, dude.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Yo, I've been to a chiropractor before and he did this thing where he would align my spine every time I went there. I went for like my knee, I had like a torn meniscus and then he was like, I'd get in there and he, he put me on my face.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Or my stomach, I should say.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Face down, ass up.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  My ass was down as well.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Okay, down, down for whatever you was about to do to it.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Ha, ha, ha, no. Um, but he would do this shit to my neck and then he would like be at the top of my, here, my neck where my neck meets my back.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Where, where's your pussy and your crack in this situation?

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Those, there was, there was cracking going on, but no pussy. Um, but he would do this thing where he would go like this and he would kinda shake it. And he's like, I'm aligning your spine. And I was like, I've never felt, I feel like an arrow, dude. I feel straight as an arrow.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  But I go in there and the first time he did it, I was like, dude, I'm a fucking question mark.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Dude, there's that person on the internet, they, they work a lot with like professional wrestlers, but they have like a hammer and chisel.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Have you seen, and he like puts the chisel like in the person's asshole.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Fucking bang.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Yo, literally.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Goes to town. Have you seen those videos?

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Dude, it's like Michelangelo sculpting a statue.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Yo, legit.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  Think, think, think.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  No, but he's swinging hard.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Yo, how is that going to help me?

• 5:46Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  You trying to chisel my ass like Marvel.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Sure, I'm sure that there is a legit reason and why they do it. I refuse to believe that it is real because, bro, like it's a big, like yo, go look at it. It's like a big chisel, dude. This ass is getting just fucking hammered and chiseled away.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. And also I'm scared because I don't have a huge. Butthole, but if you take a hammer and chisel to it, the chisel could go in.

• 6:15Speaker 02

  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Just so we're clear, he's not chiseling the asshole itself. It's like the tailbone, the coccyx.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  It looks like he's close to the hole though.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  I mean, I agree.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Wrong hit.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  One wrong slip, you're getting, you know, punctured like a balloon.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  That's what I mean. Also, bro, you're gonna hammer my coccyx? Take it easy.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  If anything like, I, I don't know.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Your head's gonna like pop out, you know, like you're gonna be like a rock'em sock'em robot.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  You're gonna send my spine through the back of my neck.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  You're gonna walk out like a rock'em sock'em robot.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, the top of your spine. You're hammering my coccyx.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Listen, I've been to a chiropractor.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  I've never been hammered. Have you?

• 6:57Speaker 02

  I've never been hammered. Although they did have this machine.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  What, have you ever been knee hammered?

• 7:02Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, my knee's been throttled.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  I love the knee hammer.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, the, bro, they used to, when I got my knee surgery, I had to go to Physical therapy and they had to like test my reflexes and shit.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  I think that's so fucking cool.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  They would do the stimulation on it, the electro stim, and it would be like a pulse and it would be like.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  Bro, it's, I love electricity.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  I love, I love hammers. You got an electricity shirt.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Electricity shirt. Slap me in the face. Okay.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Um, the, the, the reflex test though, like, bink, bank. I love that.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's cool. Let me do it. I'll tell you this though, that thing that they use, that like little like red rubber thing in there, that looks delicious.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  It looks like a shark tooth.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  It does, it not only looks like a shark tooth, it looks like, and it's edible and I'll.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Chew on it for sure. I don't know about eating it.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  I, I mean, I won't eat it. I would, I'd, I'd look at it and just go.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  I'd gnaw on it.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  I would, oh, that thing is getting a gnaw. Hundred percent. Hundred thousand percent.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, like a mouse on rope.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Well, no, mouse, mice on rope, it's this.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  I'm gnawing like, side of the mouth.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Like a dog with a ball.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. A dog with a rubber ball in the side of his.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  This is so stupid.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Just like this.

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Like you need to, like you need to gnaw on it.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Like Popeye smoking a cigar.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  Like Popeye with his spinach in his cigar, same side of his mouth, by the way.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Bananas.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Which was crazy.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  What a combination, a can of spinach and a cigar?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  And it was like creamed spinach, right? It wasn't just like legit spinach?

• 8:38Speaker 01

  I mean, creamed spinach is legit.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  If it's made it by a, not in a can.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  I agree, yeah.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  I would, there are things that I would not eat out of a can.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Any meat.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Yo, did you ever see the TikTok? There's this like food reviewer on TikTok and she reviewed, they sell burgers in a can? Here, here you go.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Yep, yep, yep.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  This is for you.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  That's disgusting.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Dude, it's a full like cheeseburger, bun and all, in a can.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  It must be the most unhealthy thing ever.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  And it is, yeah, it's that Asian girl, it's that Asian girl. Yeah.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  You wanna watch the?

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Just, just pull up.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Oh my god, is it a see-through can?

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Just pull up, no, just pull up and see where she pulls it out, so you can see what it looks like coming out of this can, dude. It is.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Who would elect to do this?

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Oh, we got noise. Oh, oh, shit.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Shut up the volume!

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Where she pulls it out? Where does she pull it out?

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Oh my god, this is disgusting.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Oh, was that it?

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Where she opens it and pulls it out.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Is it wet?

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Well, she has to like heat it, that's how you heat it up. So you put it in like boiling water to heat up the contents. That's a giant fucking pan.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  That's a fat burger.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  That's a fat burger. Shout out to this girl, what's her name? M, M, Emmy maid?

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Emmy maid.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Emmy maid. She's getting a free plug right now.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, Emmy maid.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  Brother, you, there's like timestamps on the side that you can just.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought you wanted this.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, this is fine. Look at this. It comes wrapped in.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Wrapped? It's got pants on?

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Pants, pants on the burger. Dude.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  I'm disgusted by this. Oh my god. That is bad. I thought it would look worse, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I thought it would look worse.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  That, bro, in a can, though, like, there's nothing, there's no one, would you, how much for you to try it?

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Not too much.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Five hundred bucks.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Easily.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  You'll try it for five hundred bucks? Take a bite?

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Yes. Yes.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Well, we have a can!

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Nah, I couldn't, I'm sorry, whatever that mystery is.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  You're throwing up, I know that.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  Ant would take a bite of that and he'd be like, "Oh, oh, oh." Oh, man.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  His eyes are gonna water.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  It's so easy. It's so easy.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  It's so scary, though.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  No, but, um, I've never been hammered by a hammer and chisel through my back.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, me neither.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  But like, I, they put this thing on me to like, check the density of, or whatever of something, and it was a little hammering machine.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  And it hammered your spine?

• 11:10Speaker 02

  It hammered my shit, yeah.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  Oh, you got hammed.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Right from the back.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  You know?

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Wow. That would actually, would feel like it wouldn't be bad.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  I wasn't a big fan of it.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  You ever take a, um, what are those called, like a Theragun?

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  And you just like, put it on your head?

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  My whole head shakes.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  And, and then it gets itchy.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, what is that?

• 11:29Speaker 02

  And then my head gets itchy, I'm like this.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  I put it against my head and I'm like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, and I'm like, this is me in an earthquake.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  I love doing that, yeah. Well, no.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  I don't think.

• 11:41Speaker 01

  It's a stupid thought.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  I would, I don't think it's that intense.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  No. But, it's, it feels weird.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Are you worried about hur- earthquakes?

• 11:53Speaker 01

  No. I mean, yo, I was mad scared with the one we had here.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  I was like, in my apartment.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  You li- and you live a couple floors up.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  I live a couple floors up, so it would have been, as they say in show business, fucking dead. Like, my TV started going and I literally was like, "I'm gonna fall into the water now." Like, that's scary, bro.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Do you think, but if you fall in the water, you just, you'll swim?

• 12:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I won't.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Because I'm falling, I'm inside of a building that's collapsing into the- East River.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Just ride a piece of like, concrete down.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Not everything is a Fast and Furious movie.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  I know.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Okay, I can't drive a Corvette through my living room.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Not a big fan of those movies, so don't, don't say that as if I'm a big defender of Fast and Furious unless Vin Diesel wants to put us in one and pay us a couple dozen million.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  A couple dozen million?

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  I haven't seen one since like, number two.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  I've never watched one. I've never watched one. And I, and it's-

• 12:53Speaker 01

  You've never seen a Fast and Furious movie?

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I've never seen one.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Is this one of those things you refuse now?

• 12:57Speaker 02

  I, no, when I was a kid, I refused because our friend got hit by a drag racer, because those movies used to be about drag racing. And now they're just superhero movies. Now they are full on like, people just going into space with a Honda Accord.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, how is that-

• 13:13Speaker 02

  That's not-

• 13:14Speaker 01

  It's like, we're gonna take this Dodge Ram, it's like, clearly sponsored, we're gonna take this Dodge Ram-

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Built to last.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Zero percent APR, and we're going to drive it off a cliff and land it in a plane that's going to space.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Alright, listen up agents, we need to figure out how this group of bikers got this Dodge Charger with 3,500 down, zero percent APR for a 36 month lease. You know, through the cities of Brazil.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  We're gonna drive this Dodge Ram through the sewers of the city.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  It's like, bro, what the fuck is this movie anyway?

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Alright, everyone.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  If anyone else knows how to get America's favorite muscle car. The Mustang, the Ford Mustang, over this broken bridge. Which has been JP certified.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  And gotten the, what's that fucking award thing that they do? The JP Power and Associates certified as the best muscle car-

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Best three years in a row. Three years in a row. How are we gonna land this award-winning car three years in a row and running on a boat?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, what are they saying?

• 14:33Speaker 02

  Aw, man, if only we had some Getty Premium unleaded gasoline, which is always the cheapest on the market.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  If only.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  We definitely could get it for this 1967 Shelby GT. Alright, dude. Chill out, Ben. We see through it.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  We're all family.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  I love when movies do that. When the product placement is so ridiculous.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Like, I think it was like one-

• 14:58Speaker 01

  Like an intense movie and he's like, "Hold on, let me take a drink of a Pepsi Max." You're like, "Alright, guy." Like, "What are we doing here?"

• 15:05Speaker 02

  This moment calls for an ice-cold drink of the Rocky Mountains. Coors Light. And they like hold it up like this.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  And they drink it with the logo facing out.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  "How you doing, bartender? Can I have the banquet beer? Doors. No light."

• 15:22Speaker 02

  It's ridiculous. Alright, listen up.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  "The only way we can get through this mob of bad guy drivers is if we're fueled by the champagne of beers, Miller High Life."

• 15:37Speaker 01

  It's true, bro. They... I hate when movies do that because it just completely takes me out the movie. You know what I hate when movies say the name of the movie in the movie? I hate when they do that.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  Oh, I like if it makes sense. Like, it's different if it's like-

• 15:51Speaker 01

  I don't even... But it's like, I like when they do it and it's like clearly supposed to be like funny or something.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Like Hot Tub Time Machine, yeah.

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Yes, that's an example. Where it's like, it's almost like a hot tub time machine.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Or like, but like I hate when it's like a serious movie and it's like, "Oh, you know, they call him The Raven." And it's like, "That's the name of the movie."

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know. I hate when it's something like obscure. And it's like, one of these movies that like you can't, you don't know why it's called that, you know what I mean? Like, it'll, like, the movie will just be called, it'll be like a crime thriller and the movie's called like, you know, "Cream Cheese Sandwich." And then it's just, yeah, like just something like that.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  "Don't fuck with the cats."

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Well, no, that makes sense. That's a documentary. Yeah, about a guy that fucked with cats.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Did he? I can't remember what happened in that.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, he did.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Oh, I thought he just killed.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  Luca Magnata. No, he killed, he, he, he graduated to hu- a human at a certain point.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  But he started with cats.

• 16:48Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  And it was not sick, dude.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  That documentary-

• 16:53Speaker 01

  We're not supportive of him.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Fuck you, Luca Magnata. What the hell, what are you, an Italian dessert?

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  Get out of here.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Luca Magnata.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Too much, too much plugs. He's getting free plugs on a weekly episode.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  You said his name.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  You said the don't fuck with cats.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  I, I gave an example of the doc-

• 17:10Speaker 02

  I was just saying, like, a movie that has, like, an obscure title, you can't, like, make the connection.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  You know, TV shows do that a lot.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. Bro, do you remember? You probably don't know.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  And they'll just be like, it'll be like a mob hit, and he's just like, "Please don't shoot me." Like, there's like a gun pointed at his head, and he's like, "My, my first memory? A cream cheese sandwich for my dad." And it's just like, that's what you based the mov- like, that's what you named the movie off of?

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Marty Scorsese, I love you. Put me in your movie, that's it. I don't got anything bad to say about Marty.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  Imagine being in a Scorsese movie.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  Yo, did you hear his next movie he's making?

• 17:42Speaker 01

  Is it about podcasters?

• 17:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  Cause that would be awesome.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  Criminal podcasters.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I know two guys.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  With Joe Pesci. They's fucking heads!

• 17:52Speaker 02

  Not good?

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Not good.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  Alright, I'm sorry.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was-

• 17:54Speaker 02

  But, uh, no, it's like the mafia movie, but in Hawaii, and The Rock is like, oh, mo- like a Hawaiian organized crime boss.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Leonardo DiCaprio's in it.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  There's gonna be explosions and guns in that one. You can rest assured.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  I don't know about explosions.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  Bro, if The Rock is in the movie, things are exploding. That's just a fact. There's no not explosions.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  I'm just saying this, listen, Dwayne, mister the-

• 18:19Speaker 01

  DJ is what they call him.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  DJ, well, I'm not in on, I'm not like that yet.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  I'm not in. You are, you guys are on a first-name basis.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  I think mine expired. I haven't seen him in years.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  You still got his number?

• 18:27Speaker 01

  I never had his number.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  You still got his email?

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Let's hit him up. All I'm gonna say is, we're giving you this first piece of-

• 18:36Speaker 02

  For free, Dwayne, okay?

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Every movie you're in, you need a rock bottom somewhere.

• 18:44Speaker 02

  It's done. It's like, it's like Tarantino with feet.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  It's like-

• 18:49Speaker 01

  And the N-word, apparently.

• 18:50Speaker 02

  Well, I don't like that. I don't like that one, though.

• 18:54Speaker 01

  I'm just saying.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  I just want to make that very clear. Tarantino with feet.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Uh, fucking, uh, what was the guy's name? What was the guy that directed Psycho? What was his name? The fat dude.

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Oh, Hitchcock?

• 19:04Speaker 02

  Hitchcock with being in little cameos in his movie, you know?

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Oh, M. Night Shyamalan also?

• 19:09Speaker 02

  M. Night Shyamalan with he also cameos in his movies. You know, what else? What other director trademarks are there? Sam Raimi, he likes eyes. Just make your own, like, this is my thing. Then no matter what movie you're in, someone has to get rock bottomed. It could be like The Fault in Our Stars 3, the stars are also at fault.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then you-

• 19:29Speaker 02

  And you rock bottom-

• 19:30Speaker 01

  A star.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  A planet.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Fault in Our Stars, starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He's rock bottoming me.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  That's hilarious.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  Can you imagine?

• 19:53Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. But like, make it your thing. Your trademark. Your actor trademark.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  What an insane thing, dude.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, hey, you know?

• 20:07Speaker 01

  Have you seen that movie Fault in Our Stars?

• 20:08Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Have you ever seen A Walk to Remember?

• 20:11Speaker 02

  Uh, no, no, no, no, no. That's Mandy Moore and-

• 20:15Speaker 01

  The other guy.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Who's, who's walking and remembering? With Mandy Moore?

• 20:19Speaker 01

  They're both walking. One of them's remembering. The only thing I remember is like she had like a, a list of things she wanted to do.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Cute.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  And she was like, "I want to be in two places at one time." And then he like drove her somewhere and then he like brought her here and he's like, "Stand here, stand there." It's like, "This is the state lines, you're in two places at one time." And I was like, "Yo, that is so fire."

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was like, "That is the most-

• 20:42Speaker 02

  I mean, what else would she have meant?

• 20:45Speaker 01

  I think that she just meant like-

• 20:47Speaker 02

  That's the only answer. That's, see, that's the thing. I don't like that. Because there's no other answer. I want to be in two places at the same time? Well, you can't, Mandy Moore.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Well, I think it was also like-

• 20:55Speaker 02

  There's one very literal thing, and you could have done it decades ago if you've wanted to.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  I think that she meant, she was like, you know, like on this list, I don't know, I don't remember the rest of the movie. I think she goes down. I don't know though.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Well, the walk was so memorable that they, you know, like, what makes it more memorable?

• 21:12Speaker 01

  The only thing that you can do when someone dies is remember, so the walk-

• 21:16Speaker 02

  I know, I tend to stay away from like, movies like that where it's just like, you know, like, they fall in love and it's like-

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Someone's sick.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Someone's sick, and then it's just like, you know it's gonna happen, you know?

• 21:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna cry on my couch.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  I don't like, I don't like putting myself in those predicaments.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  I cried recently. Why was I crying? I saw something, and I was like, ah, damn it. Shit got me so bad. Oh, it was on a plane.

• 21:41Speaker 02

  Oh, you were watching a movie. You were watching-

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Yo, I was sitting next to this guy on the plane.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Oh, you hide the cry from the guy?

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Of course, I was hiding the cry from the guy. Well, he was also asleep. He was an old fucker. Yo, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up. We had a flight attendant, and she was, she looked like she was like 23, like, pretty girl.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  And he just wouldn't stop leaving her alone?

• 22:00Speaker 01

  This guy would not leave her alone.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  Bro, old people, no one wants to talk to you.

• 22:03Speaker 01

  It's, it's honestly true.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  And like, I love how they do it because they're just like, I'm gonna be so nice and like, she's gonna show me attention.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Dude, and he was like, how many flights have you been on today? And she's like, oh, this is my fourth. Four? It's like, oh, you, you must be real tired. I'm like, you can't say that. You, it's just bad.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  She, nothing's gonna come of it. Leave these poor fucking women alone. Please, old people, old men, leave us. I'm just saying, leave us. I'm not at all, I'm not a woman! Just leave them alone, dude. They don't want to talk to you.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, and then he was going off, and he was like-

• 23:08Speaker 01

  He goes, "Oh, you know, I travel all the time. Like, I travel all the time."

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Whoa, dude!

• 23:13Speaker 01

  It gets way worse. So then he says to her, um, he was like keeping up the conversation. You could tell that she didn't want to be in it. She was like giving short answers and stuff and she was going, "Oh, wow." Like, stuff like that. Like, "Oh, wow, that's crazy." She, uh, uh, so he kept going like, "Oh, I travel all the time." He goes, "I, sometimes I go to Qatar just on a pin." That's what he said. I was like, "First of all, that expression is wrong."

• 23:34Speaker 02

  On a pin?

• 23:34Speaker 01

  On a pin. "I go, I go to Qatar on a pin?"

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Drop of a dime is what I think he meant.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  And he was like, "Yeah, the drop of a pin or some shit."

• 23:40Speaker 02

  That also doesn't make sense.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  Drop of a dime, whatever the fuck. "You dropping something and then you're in Qatar." So he was like saying that and he's like, "Yeah, I do that." He's like, "They don't even give me a big heads up. I just get on the plane or whatever." And this was a flight from DC to New York, so it was short. It was like forty minutes. So he's, he was like, "This, this is nothing. This is like obvi-" Oh, no, I think she said that. She goes, "Oh, wow. So like, this flight is probably nothing." He goes, "Honestly, going to London is like going to the grocery store." And I was like, "How do I kick open the window to get out of this?"

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  I literally wanted to just be like, "Pang, see ya."

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Uh-oh.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Crawl through the little window and jump into the engine.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Gotcha, yeah, that, that's pretty bad.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  "How do I get out of this conversation? It was driving me crazy."

• 24:20Speaker 02

  I love how, now, I, you know, as teenagers, you do that because you have no sense of how to fucking talk to people because life is awkward. As an old dumb idiot, if I'm doing that, if I'm just like, "You know how sick I am? I take flights and they don't feel long." You suck the ultimate way.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  I, if I was her, I would've turned around and been like,

• 24:43Speaker 01

  "Ladies and gentlemen, uh, there's a man on the plane who doesn't care about long flights. It's very ease for him. Let's give him a round of applause."

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Oh, I would've, I would've picked up that phone and I would've said, "Ladies and gentlemen, there's a man in row twenty-eight, seat B, that has a gun. Go kill him." Get him the fuck off of this plane. Because that is so annoying.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  It was annoying for me and I wasn't even involved. I really don't, I just don't want to talk to.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Sometimes watching people flirt is real tough.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  It's brutal because it's like, bro, what are you hoping to get out of this conversation? She's 23 and it was like one thing if like, if there's like old people that are, that are super nice and actually having a conversation, asking questions and blah, blah, blah. Like you can tell this dude though was just giving like.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Bro, if I heard him say going to London is basically like going to the grocery store. I would have cocked back and sent my foot through his chest so goddamn hard.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  I wanted to cock back and send my head through the window. I really thought about it.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  You should have.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  What I started thinking about actually, because that was an actual thought that popped in my head. I was like, how hard would it be for me to kick this thing out? Honestly, do you think you could break it? Cause there's like a plastic thing and then the actual thing, I'm getting through the plastic.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  Let's, so if it can withstand the air pressure, you think your fucking chicken legs are going through it, Joey? This thing is made to fly 500 miles per hour at 30,000 feet. You think one guy that lifts one time a week is going to put his foot through it?

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Frank, we're up to three, four nowadays.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  Squats one time a week.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  If that.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, ah, no.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this, when I, when I have sat window and I see that little pinhole at the bottom, I freak out. Cause I'm like, I know it's meant to be there, but it doesn't seem like it's supposed to be there.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  Do you know it's a myth that if you just like open the exit window, no one's getting sucked out? It's not a thing.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Are you sure?

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Why not? Cause the pressure, they, they, they adjust the pressure, it's pressurized.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  No, there was also a video recently where the fucking exit door blew open and people were sitting there in their seats to like.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  Fight in the wind.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  Do me a favor.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Stop with these scary plane story talks, dude.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  It was a very. I know, I know, I know. I don't need to be reminded of it and don't, don't, don't.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Look up if it's an actual.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, please, alright, go ahead. I'm going to close my eyes and just don't talk.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  The video.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Just give each other like nods.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  I was going to look up if you get sucked out of a plane window.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't. Bro, think about people who are skydiving.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  Let me be very honest with you. I think about every possibility.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  Frank, think about army planes.

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're at 10,000 feet. They're at 10,000 feet when they skydive.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  What's the difference? You're going the same speed.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  There is a difference at going 35,000 feet up, Joey.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  It's extremely unlikely and planes are designed to prevent this from happening, though it has happened in rare cases.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  Rare cases. Joey, there's a difference pressure-wise at 10,000 feet and 30,000 feet, dude.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  I'm sure there is.

• 28:00Speaker 01

  But it doesn't, it doesn't happen.

• 28:02Speaker 02

  Unless in rare cases.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  What will actually happen is everyone's gonna get really cold, because it's cold up there.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  I love when you click the interactive map and it tells you and it's like, outside it's negative 54 degrees and I'm just like, ooh, it's chilly.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  You know, it's such a stupid thing to put on a plane because like, I don't ca- like, what am I gonna do with that?

• 28:24Speaker 01

  You know?

• 28:24Speaker 02

  The temperature?

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Or like the tailwinds. Like dude, I'm not flying this thing. What do I care about the tailwinds?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Well, they like to be as transparent as possible. I appreciate that.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Bro, you wanna be transparent? Tell us if this is actually chicken that you're serving me.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  What about?

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Because they don't feel it.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  How would you feel if you got on a plane and it was see-through? Like, it was like you could see the floor?

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• 32:51Speaker 01

  I would only do that if I was flying to like Toronto.

• 32:57Speaker 02

  Like a short flight?

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Like not a, not a long-

• 32:59Speaker 01

  I think after a while, I'm gonna psych myself out and go nuts and be very scared.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Bro, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be able to walk.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  I didn't even think about walking.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Bro, cause you have to like, it's like that thing. You ever been to like a fun house? And it's like, you go in the tunnel and the light, there's like a light tube that's moving, but you're not moving. But like, for some reason, your brain is convinced that you are. So like, you feel like you're going like this and you like freak out and drop.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  That's what I would feel like it is.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  Yes and no. I think that all planes should have access to like a cockpit camera. Like I want to see.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  I don't want to see what's going on in there.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  What? I like that. I love watching videos of like in the cockpit planes landing. That's so cool.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  What if, and we're giving big plane, big ideas right now. So these are all copyrighted.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  And they're watching.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  And they're watching.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  Always.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  Trademark copyright. That's how it works. What if planes had like a special room? That like you can go sit in for like five minutes and it's like, you know how in like Star Wars, the Millennium Falcon has like a turret?

• 34:06Speaker 01

  Oh, you can get below?

• 34:07Speaker 02

  And it's like below.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  And shoot birds?

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Well, you know, you're not shooting anything, but like, you're like, it's just like a, like you're sitting on like a swivel chair. And it's like a dome bubble and you could just like see.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  Would you do that? You wouldn't do that.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  Oh, no, I wouldn't. No. Because I would, I would, I would, while I'm going down there, tighten the nuts and bolts.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  I wouldn't be able to do it, but would you?

• 34:29Speaker 01

  I think that would be cool for takeoff.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Or what if? I'm just having all these great ideas.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Let me ask you a question.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Well, let me have my thing first.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  I think I know the answer anyway.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  The answer is no.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  I know that.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  If you're asking what I'm gonna do on a plane, I'm gonna sit there and not move.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  That's not what I was gonna ask, but I already know.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  But what if they had like a little contraption, it's like a slide? And like you can like lay face down on the bottom of the plane and like, there's like eye holes and you can see.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  You're getting nuts now.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  I am.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  This isn't a playground. What else do you want? A sprinkler? This is ridiculous. A slide?

• 35:04Speaker 02

  A pool in a plane. Does that exist?

• 35:06Speaker 01

  Maybe on Emirates.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't know. I mean, they have showers.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, I was gonna say, would you ever, and I know you wouldn't, but what would it take for you to?

• 35:18Speaker 02

  The answer is money.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  I know that, but I'm saying what would?

• 35:22Speaker 02

  The answer is money.

• 35:24Speaker 01

  What would it, but is, do you, is there a price on, and like a realistic one?

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Where? You would get in the back of an F-16? Cause that's a thing.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  And like you can go, and they could go Mach speed?

• 35:39Speaker 01

  Well, no, they probably wouldn't do that, but those go like straight up.

• 35:43Speaker 02

  I know. I'm gonna say this.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  I will do it.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  That would be nuts.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  I will do it if there is no camera on me, because have you ever seen people go in like? What happens to their face that hit like six Gs? Then they become like?

• 35:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  I don't even know how the face does that. No camera on me, how much would I get paid to do that?

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like if so, let me, let me say a number because you're gonna go nuts with it.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I'm thinking realistic.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  I'm thinking honestly realistic.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  What if someone was like?

• 36:13Speaker 02

  How long, how long?

• 36:14Speaker 01

  How long what?

• 36:15Speaker 02

  How long am I up there?

• 36:17Speaker 01

  Oh. I don't, I don't, like, uh...

• 36:21Speaker 02

  Just be very clear.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Fifteen minutes or something?

• 36:23Speaker 02

  That's an eternity.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Is it? I don't know how long those are. I'm sure people do them.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Bro, fifteen minutes. Do me a favor. Sit and do nothing for fifteen minutes and tell me how long that feels.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  You're on a plane, and so the same thing.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  It's still scary.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  I know, but you're making it seem like you don't do that. You sit on planes.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  Alright, give me a realistic price.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Sixty grand.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I'll do it for that. I was going, I was going way lower, I'll be honest. My, my realistic price was lower, but yeah, yeah, yeah, sixty grand. I'm cool with that.

• 36:51Speaker 01

  It's not really a set time.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Well, like forty-five, thirty.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  I would say lowest I would go would be twenty-five.

• 37:01Speaker 01

  Okay, but you would do it for that?

• 37:03Speaker 02

  For twenty-five?

• 37:04Speaker 01

  That would be so fire and scary.

• 37:06Speaker 02

  If I flew in an F-16 for fifteen minutes? Yeah. I actually, no, I would say thirty grand is the lowest. I'd do two, two grand a minute.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  We're, we're talking, we're, we're honestly, this is not outside the realm of possibility.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Are you gonna pay me to do this? Because then I'm going to increase my price.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  No, no, no, it's not me. Bro, me, I'm not paying you.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  I know, but who could pay us to do that?

• 37:30Speaker 01

  This sounds like something like Red Bull would do.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  Bro, if Red Bull paid me sixty grand to go in an F-16, I would do it.

• 37:39Speaker 01

  I'd be so scared.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  I would be very scared. I would be like, it would be-

• 37:43Speaker 01

  That bitch is going straight up and I'd be like, oh my god.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  And then they'd do that thing. Where they like-

• 37:48Speaker 01

  I will say this. As scary as it is.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  They got eject buttons.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  Bro, they're still scary.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  That's even scarier?

• 37:56Speaker 02

  Even scarier. What do you mean? They have eject buttons if that's supposed to calm me down?

• 38:00Speaker 01

  At least if it's like, yo, the thing is spinning, it's like, bro, just eject.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, but brother, just because it's spinning this way, if you eject, it could still get ya.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  What's getting me?

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Something, bro, if it's spinning like this and you eject this way, by the time, you might not, you might get hit by something.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Whatever.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  They're designed to fall like a feather.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. Are they?

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Bro, then why do they always go down like this in their movies?

• 38:28Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 38:28Speaker 02

  Bro, the movies, they're fake. People are getting sucked out of planes, for god's sakes. Why did we pick this episode to talk about this?

• 38:35Speaker 01

  I don't want this to happen, but I, I feel like I would be obligated to do it because I think that like, I saw a video of someone doing that and I'm like, yo, that's insane.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  You have a red, you have a Red Bull connection.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't remind me.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  Why don't you hit, why don't you hit them up and say, yo, we'll pay you guys.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Fifty K each.

• 38:55Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  If you go in this F-16.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  That would be so wild.

• 39:00Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah, you're doing it.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  You would do it?

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Fifty K, yeah, I want to be included on that.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Okay, so we all get in there, we hold hands.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  You can only fit one in one.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  Alright, sorry, Ant, sorry, Joe. I'm getting it.

• 39:11Speaker 01

  Right.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  I don't know, dude.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  We would take turns.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  But also, here's my serious question. Where's this thing taken off from? If it's taken off from like a carrier in the middle of the ocean?

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Are you nuts?

• 39:22Speaker 02

  My price has tripled.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  Quadrupled even. If you're gonna put me in the middle of the ocean?

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 39:28Speaker 02

  On a boat?

• 39:29Speaker 01

  They're not gonna do that.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  With a flat top like a pancake?

• 39:33Speaker 02

  The pancake?

• 39:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I'm not doing that either. Too short of a, I'm not landing on there, that's for certain.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  And I'm not, I'm barely, barely able to function with the thought of it.

• 39:47Speaker 01

  Yo, you know what else too? This is something you gotta think about also. If you do something like this, they're going upside down. They go upside down.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Here's my thing.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  They barrel roll and they do backflips.

• 39:59Speaker 02

  No barrel roll!

• 40:00Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  Where's that from? Where's that from?

• 40:03Speaker 01

  I don't know if I could do it. Now that I'm talking about it.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  Do a barrel roll!

• 40:07Speaker 01

  Oh, Fox?

• 40:09Speaker 03

  Reno.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  No?

• 40:12Speaker 02

  You're so cool. There it is. Star Fox, which one?

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, okay.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Sixty-four, brother.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  You're gonna be having a video game fucking conversation?

• 40:18Speaker 02

  You don't remember that, Peppy? You're like, do a barrel roll!

• 40:21Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I, I think.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  You, you would have to know.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this. I will do that way sooner than I get in a submarine. Way! Way, dude!

• 40:32Speaker 01

  Really?

• 40:32Speaker 02

  What, yeah. I hate both.

• 40:34Speaker 01

  Oh, god.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  I'm very cool.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would get in a plane first.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  Right where I am, standing on the ground.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  But I'd, I'd much quicker get in a plane than go in a submarine.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Can you imagine being in a fucking F-16 that bitch goes upside down?

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  Bro, on my head. Is like

• 40:52Speaker 02

  I mean, I've been on roller coasters. I've been upside down. You're in a rocket ship. It's different. Top speed fifteen hundred miles per hour. Excuse me? Bro, you could get, you could get.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  But that's the thing. You can't do that to me, bro. I'm gonna pass out.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Well, I don't think they can go top speed for very long.

• 41:11Speaker 01

  No, I don't think so.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  I think it's just like a big boom, and then they're done.

• 41:14Speaker 01

  They go up very high.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  Yo, how, what?

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Fifty-five thousand feet, first of all, that can't be true.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  Double no, brother. Yeah, you eject at fifty-five thousand feet, you're not making it to the ground. You'll be ice.

• 41:28Speaker 01

  You wait, you wait. You'll be ice.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  You will be ice, brother.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  No, no. Cruising speed is the same as a plane, so that makes sense. Bro, going fifteen hundred miles an hour, how do you train for that?

• 41:41Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 41:42Speaker 01

  This is so crazy.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Here's what I would do. If we had the opportunity to go to like.

• 41:46Speaker 01

  What a crazy job.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Oh, like, I wouldn't, and I wouldn't travel for this because it sounds miserable, but like those things where they're like uh, space or like fighter jet training simulators, where they put you in a thing and you're just.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  They do the G-force on you?

• 42:01Speaker 02

  I just don't want a camera on me. I don't need to see what my face looks like.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  I would be fucked up, dude. They'd be like, alright, one G, two G.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  I'd be fucking passing out.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wouldn't, I don't know. Because you have to work on your breathing. Whenever you watch music, they're like.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, because you can't catch your breath, dude. I've been on roller coasters that are going so fast that it's hard to breathe.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  I've put my head out of the window of a car when it's going very fast, and it's hard to breathe. I have.

• 42:32Speaker 01

  Like a dog?

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Yes, I have, yeah.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  I've done it too. I mean, yeah, that's scary. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I don't want that to happen. Anyone want, I don't want it to happen.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  Stop this!

• 42:40Speaker 01

  What?

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Get this shit off of our fucking computer, bro! Get this shit off of our fucking computer!

• 42:47Speaker 01

  It's the article of the fucking Toronto fuck. Alright, Frank, let me ask you this question.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  Please, just X out, brother.

• 42:55Speaker 01

  And, and was asking this question beforehand. And it was, if you could curse someone you don't like with a minor inconvenience for the rest of your life, what would it be? Like a minor inconvenience.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  Ooh, minor inconvenience.

• 43:08Speaker 01

  I wrote some answers here.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Oh, you have, you have, how many did you write?

• 43:12Speaker 01

  I wrote four.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  What the hell?

• 43:14Speaker 01

  These are just four things that would drive me fucking nuts.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  I would, I mean, immediately, the first thing I'm thinking of is wet socks. Like, every day, they have wet socks for three hours of the day.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  You can't give time, that's a...

• 43:26Speaker 02

  Well, it's minor. If I do all day, then it's...

• 43:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can do all day.

• 43:28Speaker 01

  Three hours? Yeah, I guess so. I guess that's minor. That's minor.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  That's minor?

• 43:32Speaker 01

  I put, lose your wallet once a day. I would lose my mind.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you're guaranteed to find it. If the curse is that you lose it every day, that means that you end up finding it and then get it back for the next day to lose it.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  It's not about finding it. It's just about, like, I'm about to leave, and that's when I notice that I don't have my wallet, and now I'm like...

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like at an inconvenient time?

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, who's looking for the wallet when they don't need it?

• 43:55Speaker 02

  I mean, I always like to know where my wallet is.

• 43:58Speaker 01

  You're in your house, and you just randomly get up and look for your wallet?

• 44:01Speaker 02

  I know, I just make sure I put it where it's supposed to go.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  How many... That's weird.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  Why? I always have the same spot for my wallet, and I just, every now and then glance over and just make sure it's still there. Because I got kids, and they got sticky fingers.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  Oh, that makes sense.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  They got, they got sticky fingers.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  And I have, I once, this is, like, recently, I was, like, hanging out, we were at the house, like, doing something. I think it was, like, just, like, something. And I hear Ruby running around, and Maeve is, like, chasing her, and I hear Becca or someone say, like, "Give her the keys." And I'm like,

• 44:34Speaker 02

  if those are my car keys, like, fuck, you know what I mean? Because that would have been a problem, and it was, and thank God I fucking...

• 44:41Speaker 01

  Why would there be such a huge problem?

• 44:43Speaker 02

  Bro, to find, car keys today are this big.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Oh, oh.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  They're not like back in the day where you had, like, thirty keys on a key ring.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  They would have hit them in, like, a...

• 44:50Speaker 02

  Bro, if those kids hide that, that car key, I'm never finding it. I'm never, ever finding it ever again.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, I also have, so this is like a, a pretty niche one. I have, can't turn off the slow, closed captioning on the TV. So, like, you know when you're, like, in, like, a barber shop or something, and they have the ones that kind of, like, type out? But they're always mad behind?

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  I, that drives me so insane.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  Bro, I'd ra-

• 45:17Speaker 01

  I would give up TV for the rest of my life.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  I'd rather, first of all, I hate subtitles.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  I don't, I like-

• 45:21Speaker 02

  I do not like them, because my eye just, like, it just goes for the, and now, it's been go, like, people have been making fun of it on TikTok, but like, it will fucking prematurely spoil whatever you're watching sometimes. Like, that's happened legit, has happened to me, where it'll be like, so and so is gonna reveal that they're the murderer, or whatever, and they'll just be like, "Well, I have something to tell you." And then it'll- And at the bottom, it'll say, "It's me, I did it." And I'm like, "Well, fucking, there it goes."

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I won't use clo, I won't use captions, or subtitles, I should say, um, if it's like, uh, something with comedy. Cause I'm like, this'll kill, like, the punchline, if I, like, read it.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  Hmm, okay.

• 46:00Speaker 01

  So I don't, I don't watch it for that, but like, I just re-watch Game of Thrones. I don't know what the fuck's going on, most of the time, I gotta, like, read this.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why I can't watch that show anymore.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  I watched it once, I'm good forever.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  But I, I feel like that's a good one, like, if you, if that's always on the TV, I would go nuts, bro, especially when there's sports on, there's no way they can catch up. The captions are 10 minutes ago. It's bananas.

• 46:20Speaker 03

  And sometimes the caption blocks the score.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  That too-

• 46:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  The captions are going over the basket, I'm like, uh-

• 46:27Speaker 02

  There was one, I was watching something recently, and the subtitles were on, and it was like, the subtitles were over, like, what the character was looking at. Like, it was like a reveal, and they were like, but you couldn't see it, because it just said, like, "So and so stares aggressively", and I was just like, "Wha- what the fuck?" I don't like them, uh, how about, how about if I could curse someone, um, anytime they, they drink something, it gets that, like, wrong pipe, and it, like, tastes like that in their mouth forever.

• 46:55Speaker 01

  Oh, like a-

• 46:56Speaker 02

  Not forever, but like, for a couple minutes.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  So, like, you aspirate, or whatever, you're like-

• 47:00Speaker 02

  (coughs) Oh, sorry. Yeah, and then it just tastes like orange juice for the next hour.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  I just thought of a great one, blah, blah, blah. Whenever you eat rice, you get one of those kernels stuck in your nasal cavity. Oh, my god. Oh, my god, you've never done that?

• 47:13Speaker 02

  In, in your sinus, in your sinus, is what you're referencing.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  You've never had that? If you, like, talk while you're eating rice, or a carrot, for some reason, it'll, like, go up into your sinus, and then you have to, like, (sighs)

• 47:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have to, like, try and really get it out, it's so annoying. Another one I have is, motion-activated things don't work on the first 10 tries. So if you're trying to flush a toilet, you're just-

• 47:33Speaker 02

  I don't wave in a toilet, usually, but I hear what you're saying.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  I put my hand, I'm playing hide and seek with the thing, I put my hand over it, then I go like this.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  The worst one is the, like, the sinks are bad, the soap dispensers are way, way worse.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  I think sinks are worse than soap.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  I think, I don't, that's not even my least favorite type of sink. My least favorite is the buttons that you have to hit and then like, it's not, like, the timing of the water dispersion is not quick. Like, it's too quick, actually. So you have to like, you know, like you're fucking, you know, doing surgery.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Motion activated shit not working on the first time.

• 48:06Speaker 02

  What do you got, what are you thinking?

• 48:07Speaker 03

  What about every time you finally sit down or lay down and get comfortable, you have to pee?

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, that sucks too.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  Like, the initial, within the first minute of getting comfortable.

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, like.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  But then it'll never stop, you'll pee always. Because then you get up and then you go to get comfortable again, and it happens again. So you'll always have to pee. Gotcha.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  What about, your farts are always loud?

• 48:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  Every single one.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  There are people that will be pumped by that. I would, that would be a major inconvenience for me.

• 48:33Speaker 01

  Who's gonna be pumped by like, every time you actually fart, fart, like a fart is leaving your butt, people can hear it. That is embarrassing.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  People love that, people love that.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  People love that.

• 48:42Speaker 02

  There are farters out there, dude.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm one of them, but not like in pub.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  Hmm, I, I mean, that would be a major inconvenience for me.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  It would be an inconvenience for anybody to be like, you're in like a meeting, if, if you gotta pass the gas. Huh, you know, that would be tough to do with.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  I hate that.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  Uh, I also have, your phone battery doesn't stay alive for more than two hours.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  That's a, that's a major inconvenience.

• 49:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's bad, that's too big.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  That's major, dude.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  Alright, what about four hours?

• 49:09Speaker 02

  Major.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  I think that's too big.

• 49:10Speaker 02

  Anything less than ten hours.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Major?

• 49:14Speaker 03

  What about this? Every time you plug in your phone to charge it and you come back, you accidentally didn't plug it in.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  You know how that happens?

• 49:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then you'll never plug it in.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  I got one, I got one, that's a minor inconvenience.

• 49:25Speaker 03

  You're going too crazy, I think.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  No, I'm not, you're, I'm using your logic. It's just like, every time you do this, so like, then anytime you try to plug it in, it gets unplugged.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  It's true. That seems major. I have a good one. Every single phone charger that you have is that fucked up one that has to be in a perfect way. So that you can like, you gotta like fold it and put your phone on it.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  That's a good one, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Oh my god, that would be horrible.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  That would really suck. Or every pair of, uh, earbuds that you have fall out of your ears.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, like you can't ever, like, they always, there's always one that falls out for no reason. You can switch the size of the silicone, it doesn't matter.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  Dude, do you know that I had a pair, I forgot what it was, but I, I went on a run one day? And it popped out of my ear, cause it was really windy. And, like, there, it was small, it was like this, it wasn't like a Apple one or whatever. And it hit the floor and started rolling in the street. And I took one step towards it and a car drove over it.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  I can't wear-

• 50:29Speaker 01

  Are you fucking kidding me? It's like a movie.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  I can't wear, the only headphones I could wear are the Muffs. Or the ones that go like in and around your ears.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  The Apple ones don't fit for you?

• 50:38Speaker 02

  No, not, literally, I've never wore a pair of earbuds.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  The ones with the stick are good.

• 50:42Speaker 02

  They'll fit, they'll fit, and then, I don't know if it's just cause my ear, my ears are so oily. Like, my ears are so oily, but they, one always pops out. Always, always, always, always.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, the ones that, like, the only, the Apple ones that are like, they have like the stick? You know?

• 51:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  But are the ones that are just like, they just go in your ear and the whole thing is in your ear? None of those ever fit me.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Ooh, I just got a really good one.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 51:08Speaker 02

  Every food, no matter what it is, whether it be drink, food, anything, comes at room temperature. It's never cold, it's never hot.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  That feels mage.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Why is that mage?

• 51:18Speaker 01

  You're saying they can never enjoy a meal again?

• 51:20Speaker 02

  No, they can heat it up, but anytime they get it, it's immedi-, it's, it's room temperature. Whether it be ice cream, whether it be steak, whether it be coffee, whether it be, uh, a cold, a beer.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  So like they can still chill it themselves or heat it up. But no matter what, anytime they go to consume it, the whole, whether it be the whole plate or drink or cup or whatever, is room temperature.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  What about every time you wanna order a drink, your first initial drink that you want, they never have?

• 51:51Speaker 02

  Oof, that's a good one.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  I hate that.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  That's a good, but then I, but then I would just be like, I don't really want this drink and that's why I would order it, you know what I mean?

• 52:00Speaker 03

  Do you see what you're doing there?

• 52:01Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 52:02Speaker 03

  You don't know this curse exists.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  I don't, yeah, you're like, you're under the impression that you don't know.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  That's what I started.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  Okay, alright, um, hmm, every restaurant you go to, they have QR code menus.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  I don't mind that.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  Actually, no, that's annoying.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  That is the worst in the world, duh.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  QR code menus?

• 52:24Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I hate it.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  I don't dislike it.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  Bro, I'm here, wine me dine me, don't, don't make me do work, don't make me scan and sit there and go like this. Give me a menu.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't mind.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  Make it look appealing.

• 52:37Speaker 01

  I like that because as soon as I sit down, I can get a menu.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  Like some, at some-

• 52:42Speaker 02

  Well, you're also, but the answer shouldn't be that it's now a QR code, they should just, when they sit you down, have the menus in their hand and give it to you immediately.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  Usually they do that, but like there are some restaurants that like they'll seat you and then someone will come over-

• 52:55Speaker 02

  And I understand like airports where it's like you scan and it's like your seat and whatever, but if I go to a restaurant-

• 53:01Speaker 01

  I enjoy that a lot.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  I don't mind it.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  I like that I like order and someone comes right to my fucking-

• 53:07Speaker 02

  But if I go to a restaurant and they're just like, here's our, uh, uh, scan this QR code for our menu, I'm, I'm immediately upset. Immediately, because I, then I have to zoom in and I miss out what's over there, and I have to zoom out and everything is too small, I don't like it, I'm furious by it.

• 53:23Speaker 01

  This may be a major one, you guys can be the judge of that, but like anytime you open something that's like a soda or a beer, that thing breaks.

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  Oh, the, the top?

• 53:32Speaker 01

  So you have to like push it down or something?

• 53:34Speaker 03

  I don't think that's major, I think that's a good one.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 53:36Speaker 02

  That is a good one, yeah, I agree.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  That feels, sucks.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  Every time you try to open up a wine bottle, the cork breaks.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 53:44Speaker 01

  That would be bad.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Look who you're talking to, you're, you're, you're talking to Vino Volo over here. It's like those like wine stores in the malls.

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• 56:42Speaker 02

  I'm trying to think of more. I think one that I thought of is that anytime the person has a popsicle, it melts like very quickly.

• 56:49Speaker 01

  Gets all over your hands?

• 56:50Speaker 02

  Or gets everywhere.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, anything that you have that's like crunchy explodes.

• 56:58Speaker 02

  Oh, I was gonna say the opposite, like you're expecting it to be crunchy, but it's just like stale and soft. You know, like, you know what I'm talking about? Like a chip, like a stale chip.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  Ooh, ooh, I got a good one. Every time you go to a bar and you try to order a drink from a bartender, it takes like twelve minutes.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so bad.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Oh my god! Yeah, dude.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  I got a, every time you wipe after taking a poop, your finger slips through the paper.

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Disgusting.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's gross as hell.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Every time you piss, you splash on your pants.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  I feel like that happens to you a lot.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  Every time, every time you wash your hands, there's no paper towels.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's annoying, you gotta do the pant wipe thing.

• 57:45Speaker 02

  Or every time you go to dry your hands, it's a really weak powered like air blower. You know what I mean? Like one that's just like...

• 57:53Speaker 01

  That shit is so annoying, dude.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  Realistically, what I would give someone I hate probably is, they never catch a green light. Always red lights.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  You know what it is?

• 58:03Speaker 01

  That's so major, though.

• 58:04Speaker 02

  That's a big one, that's a big one.

• 58:05Speaker 01

  That's too big?

• 58:06Speaker 02

  I was just gonna... And it's every block! I was just gonna say that anytime you're in the car, you hit at least one pothole that makes you go like, "Oh, fuck!" You know, you know that po- it doesn't, it not, doesn't mean it's gonna fuck up your car. But you know when you hit that pothole and you're just like, when I stop driving, I'm gonna check on that. And then you never do?

• 58:24Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  That.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  Have you ever hit a pothole and your car just went, "Not today"?

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  I've hit a pothole and immediately my tire was like, "I'm done."

• 58:34Speaker 02

  I, I hit a pothole and my car started smoking.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  I had, that happened to me. I hit a pothole and I popped my tire on the 4th of July. So getting someone to come and like, help tow my car and everything took forever.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a good one. What if it's like on every major holiday, there's, wherever you have to get, there's major traffic?

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Yo, traffic, it would be enough for me to end it.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  Really?

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I, I despise traffic.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I, I know you do.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  Cause I hate being late to stuff. Oh my god, that's probably a great answer too. Like if I'm like, always like a little late.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Ooh, I have a good, I have a good one, I have a good one. Cause this is kinda minor. But every time you're in line to do something, it's always cut off right before.

• 59:17Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 59:17Speaker 02

  You're the last one. Like, you'll get in, but like, they'll let in like 20 people and then it's cut off at you and you have to wait again. That, bro, I hate that. When I'm at a red light and I'm like, "Alright, this is perfect, I'll make it through on the, the next green", and then my car is the first one stopped.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  Frank.

• 59:32Speaker 02

  Bro, that drives me bananas.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  I can't tell you the last time that I actually stopped at a red light when that's the case.

• 59:39Speaker 02

  Oh, I-

• 59:39Speaker 01

  I'm through that bitch. Unless the person in front of me runs the red, then I'm like, "Alright, I'm gonna get hit."

• 59:43Speaker 02

  There are times where I, you have to-

• 59:45Speaker 01

  I'm going!

• 59:46Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this, a really like, a good thing about Jersey that people like, you never would have imagined, was, "Those are long yellow lights, brother. Those are long yellow lights."

• 59:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  So, you know, cause like here, it's like, green, you get two blinks of a yellow and then it's red.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Not in Jersey. You get like a, a solid like 12 seconds.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  12?

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Maybe not that long. It feels that long.

• 1:00:09Speaker 01

  I feel like the whole light is that long.

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  It feels that long.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  What about every time you wanna watch a show or a streaming service, you have to re-sign in?

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  Oh my god, that's a great one. That's brutal.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  Dude, that's, that's bad.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  I'll be honest, I'll just not watch. Like, I've done that before.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  You said a good one before, the buffering.

• 1:00:28Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:29Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  Like, when you're trying to watch a show, it just, it just always buffering.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Maybe you get a couple spurts, like, every two minutes it starts buffering. That would, I would be...

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  I mean, I guess we could go, we can, if we're gonna do media and stuff like that, it's just like, anytime you play a video game, like, a certain amount of time in, it freezes and you have to reboot it up again.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  Oh, that's pretty bad.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  Like, you don't lose your save progress, it just freezes and you need to redo it again.

• 1:00:51Speaker 01

  What about, uh...

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  Or anytime you play a video game, there's always an update.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  That's a good one.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  That, people that don't play video games might not understand that one. That one is fucking miserable.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  Every, every other time

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  that you have to go to an event, you get stuck behind a garbage truck.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  That's, every other time? Alright, I guess, I guess you could... Or every sporting event you go to, the team you want loses.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  You... Well, actually, I could use that.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  You're just gambling. No, but you don't know.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  After, like, 20 times, but I can't keep going through it.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  I mean, but if you're a Yankee fan, you're never gonna bet the Yankees are gonna lose, you know? You're a Giant fan, I, well, right now it might be, yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  High and hammering them losing.

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  I know. But, you know what I'm saying? Like, or, or, for the rest of your life, you'll never see one of your favorite teams win a championship. Cause that's not major, I mean, I guess for certain people it could be.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  It could be a reality.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  But like, um, yeah, I don't think I'll ever see a Jet championship. I don't think I'll ever see that.

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  Ooh, all your socks have a hole in, in them.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  Hmm, your, every day is a bad hair day.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  That feels major.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  That's pretty major.

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Just like a hole in a sock is like...

• 1:02:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like, you could deal with that.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Every time you put on an, an, an item of clothing, you find a stain.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Like a little stain.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Like a little stain, not a crazy one.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  Every time you try to throw something in the garbage, you miss.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  I mean, I can see, I can see why that sucks.

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. I think, I feel like I don't do that often enough that that would really bother me.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  I feel like after the 40th miss, I'd be like, there's something.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  I'm bad at this. Bro, it's gotten to the point when I do stuff like that, I throw it and it'll, it'll like, whatever happens, it'll be so unbelievable. It's like, I couldn't recreate that if I tried.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  You know, and most of the time it doesn't go in.

• 1:02:48Speaker 03

  You always miss phone calls on the first ring?

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't, I don't care.

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  Like, your mom has to call you twice for you to be able to pick it up.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  It's kind of a reality, I think.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  I don't, yeah, I really don't care about that.

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  Except for my mom, I'll pick that up, but.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  I got, uh, just a constant little pebble in your shoe?

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's annoying.

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  That one's tough, yeah, that one's tough. Every time you, you, you like, you or someone cuts your nails, on one of your fingers, they get a little too close to the skin? And they do that thing like where they cut the skin under your nail?

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  Uh, why are you saying, wait, what are you saying? Someone's cutting your nails?

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  Well, if you go to get like a manicure or a pedicure, you can, you can give these to women too, or people that do that, Joey.

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  No, but you made it seem like someone's cutting your own nails.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Well, if I were to go get a manicure or a pedicure.

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  Why wouldn't you just say you're, when you cut your nails?

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  Because then you'll, I'll just, if I'll figure it out, every time I do it, I'll just be like, alright, I'm never gonna do it again.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  You can never keep your plants alive.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  That is the world I live in.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  I know, I know, that was just, that was just.

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  That is the world that I'm currently living in. I'm actually, I've actually kept this, this one plant alive. Uh, and.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  There is a plant that my mom gave me in this pot, and in like script, it just says, "I love you," right? And I have killed every plant that I've basically ever had. And I've kept this alive because I've. Put it in my head.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  That when the plant dies, your mom dies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  So I'm like, I gotta keep this fucker alive, dude.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  Bro, Becca, Becca was like a super like plant. I don't wanna say plant mom, cuz but like took care of plants. We had a ton of plants. And then one day she was just like over it and put like ninety percent of them outside to die. She like walked them to the cliff and then shot them in the back of the head.

• 1:04:40Speaker 01

  She made them walk the plank?

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  She made them walk the plank. These poor succulents. I think she was just, it was just too much to keep up with on top of all the other things to do. And she was just like, alright, it's, it's time to go.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  That's funny.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  What about?

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  Every time you try to have something with milk, the milk is just a little spoiled. Not, not fully spoiled where it's like clumpy dumpy pumpies, but like just enough where you smell it and you're like, it ain't right.

• 1:05:08Speaker 01

  I got a great one. I got a great one. Every day, at some point during the day, hair in your mouth. That you can't get, that you can't get. You know what I mean? Like it could be your hair, but it's like that feeling of like, I can't get this thing. I hate that.

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  Or, or that thing, you know how anytime there's something in your teeth and you try to get it, it's like your brain knows where it is, but you can't ever find it with your finger? Never had that? Ant, you ever had that?

• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  I know when things get caught in my mouth.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  Like you know, like when you, when you guide your, your tongue there, you know exactly where it is. Or when you have to like get it with a toothpick or something, you can't ever find it.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. You feel it with your tongue, you try to pick it with your finger, like, is this the right tooth?

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  It's just the right tooth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That. Every day. There's something in your teeth every day.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  I just want to give this person just a leak somewhere, just a tiny little leak.

• 1:05:56Speaker 02

  Oh, like from, like they piss their pants?

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  No, not an internal leak, no, like, like the faucet, just always dripping. Like no matter what they do, it's always dripping.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess, I guess.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  I also have one. I have an ant problem right now.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Jesus. Yeah, that's, I mean, just a couple traps.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  So do we.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  Biding boom pow.

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  You're our ant problem.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  Alright, alright. I'm kidding, I was talking about my aunt Maurice. I tried to make up a name.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  Maurice.

• 1:06:24Speaker 01

  I don't know why that was the name that I landed on.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. Insects could be a big problem. Like, don't Carpenter.

• 1:06:31Speaker 01

  Ooh, every day at some point you walk into a spider web. Blech.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I get why you hate that one. I, I, I understand that.

• 1:06:39Speaker 01

  You'd be cool with walking into a spider web every day? I'd be like, yo, what the fuck?

• 1:06:42Speaker 03

  You know, you know what I'd do? If it was Joe, I would just say, every day you just see a cockroach. In your, in your apartment.

• 1:06:49Speaker 01

  That would be so major.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  I mean, that, yeah, that's, that's major, dude.

• 1:06:52Speaker 01

  How about this? Once a week, your car gets destroyed with bird shit.

• 1:06:57Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you were about to say-

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't really care about that much. It's just bird shit. I'll wait till it rains.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  What an insane response.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  If your, if your car gets destroyed with bird shit, you're not gonna go get it cleaned? You're gonna wait till it rains? What if it doesn't rain for two weeks? You have a bird shit car?

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  What about every time you have to drive somewhere, you have to stop for gas?

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that, that's inconvenient, but it also could be major.

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  Well, I, never mind.

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:07:29Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, like,

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  this is stupid because it's not every time, that, like, it's not, like, every bridge, but I was gonna say, every time there's one of those bridges that open, every time they go up. You're approaching it and they, like, go up.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  Oh, well, that would only, like, if you live where one of those are.

• 1:07:43Speaker 03

  Or just pair it with even train tracks. Like, every inconvenience, like, on transport happens.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  I got one. Every time you go to a restaurant, and your, your server forgets one of the items you've ordered.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good. I like that.

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  They always forget one of the items. So if you get a starter, a main, a dessert, and a drink or whatever, they always forget one of those.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  How about this? Every first date, card declines.

• 1:08:09Speaker 01

  You can pay for it with your other card, but your card declines.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then you have to imagine the person's going on several first dates, you know?

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  No, I would, I, I'd double, I think, I don't think that's enough.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I agree. That's not enough. Because what if the person goes on one first date, and that's it?

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I would say, the person who I hate, I would give them every first date at least, if we're keeping first date, they just forget their wallet. Oh my, dude, that's major.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  I, I would say that's major, yeah.

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 1:08:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I would agree.

• 1:08:34Speaker 03

  You can pass it.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  You can try.

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  If I forget my wallet on a first date and the woman has to pay?

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  If I'm her, I'd be like, "Bro, you didn't forget your wallet." Like, this is a, this is a game.

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  You don't understand, my coworker I hated cursed me. I forget it every time.

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  I forget it every time. I'm trying to think of some that are just so minor, but like, they would just make, they would like, fucking add up.

• 1:08:57Speaker 03

  Every time you pick up a cardboard box, you get a little paper cup.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  That would bother me. That would, that's, that's a lot, yeah.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  That would bother me. I mean, I think an easy one is like, every day you stub your toe.

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. I would want to think the person I hate is getting it harder than that. A little, a little worse than that.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, you want to give it to them hard, huh?

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  Not right.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  You want to give it to them nice and raw and hard.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  I don't think he said raw.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  I didn't think I said that either.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  We've spent thirty minutes on this.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  It's fun.

• 1:09:28Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  I'm interested in seeing, because I'm assuming people will just like, be in the comments with like, really good ones. Now that they have like, time to think about it. Like, we're just trying to come up with them right now, but like... What about?

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  Got a good one. Go. Uh... I don't want to say every time you say hi to somebody, but it's like, a percent, half of the time that you like, go to say hi to someone, static shock. Oh. Annoying.

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  Ooh, what if you, every person that you meet, you forget their name?

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  That's...

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  Also a reality I'm kind of living.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  That's pretty major, no?

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  I just had something. Oh, oh, every time you set an alarm clock, it doesn't go off.

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  Hmm, that could be major. Every time you order an Uber, it can't, the first one always cancels on you.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  That's been happening.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  Or even, or, I mean, I, I don't know if this is worse, but like, it, but like, every Uber you order, ah, nevermind. It's only cool if you're like, well, if the curse is that you don't know it's gonna happen every single time. I was gonna say, every order that you order is like, ten minutes at least.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that's not...

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Canceling when they're close, oh my god. I could fuckin' lose it.

• 1:10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've had that happen where they'd like, take twenty minutes, and then they cancel.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Oh, no. Can't do it.

• 1:10:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  Every time you take a mode of transportation, you have an overly chatty person next to you.

• 1:10:55Speaker 01

  Wouldn't make it out. Bus. Would not make it out, dude.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  I mean, what, you think he's going on the bus and the train?

• 1:11:00Speaker 01

  No, I'm saying planes, you know, all of them. Hmm, alright. An Uber, an Uber. That would suck. Chatty Ubers. Just very niche ones.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  Every time you go to Jersey Mike's, they're out of ham.

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  Every single time you try to get a Penney Alava vodka, they use a little too much cream.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Every time you get home, your wife won't shut the hell up about this sink dripping. Every beer you got is accompanied by your fucking kids that won't shut the fuck up.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  Every time you try to drive your 2002 Dodge Charger.

• 1:11:38Speaker 01

  You're back, baby. We're back.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  And, you know, carrying the safe through the city of Brazil and Sao Paulo. Beautiful Sao Paulo visit today, the jewel of South America.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  The Federales bust you.

• 1:11:57Speaker 01

  Love that. Oh, man. Alright. I mean, I have none left. Yeah. I think that we've beaten this up.

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  We, I'm excited to see what the people come up with.

• 1:12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I'm excited too, but Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  F Alvarez 885 on Twitter, The Frank Alvarez, and all the forms of social media. Go check out The Basement Yard Patreon, patreon.com slash The Basement Yard, The Basement Yard.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  Basement Yard! The Basement Yard on all forms of social media. Yeah.

• 1:12:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. And you guys go follow me at Joe Santagato, and that is all. See you guys next time.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Bye.