Bonus #110 - Live Call Show Vol. 20 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy is back speaking to the fans! Stavvy and superproducer Eldy return with Live Call Show Vol. 20 to give advice directly to the beautiful members of the Stavvy's World Patreon. The boys help callers including a man wondering if he should become a foster parent, a guy whose girlfriend's aunt forced her to confront her estranged biological dad, and a guy who moved back in with his parents after a breakup. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  I do have like a like a side question as well. So doing all this like, you know, as you said, like, I'm not really wanting anything serious right now. Obviously, this being so fresh, but you know, every man has their needs.

• 0:13Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 0:14Speaker 00

  Yup. There's always, there's always so much you could do with your hand, you know?

• 0:17Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 0:19Speaker 00

  Uh, so I've been, it's been crazy because like most of the like chicks I've been sleeping with are like anywhere from like 10 to 20 years older than me, which I mean, maybe I have a type now. I don't know.

• 0:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 0:31Speaker 00

  Uh, and there's this one chick. She's like 46 and like we fucked a few times. And like she knew from the get go, I wanted nothing serious. Well, like after like the last time she like she has like this really hot, like 22 year old daughter.

• 0:48Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 0:48Speaker 00

  And the last, and the last time like she asked me to come over, usually the dynamic is no one's home.

• 0:56Speaker 00

  This time her daughter's there.

• 0:58Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 0:58Speaker 00

  So I can force like sit there in like this awkward situation before a daughter like leaves for work. And like, you know, kind of like meet this person and everything and you know, it was very like shallow conversation like, hey, what's up? Cause you know, my name's this, uh, you know, I noticed you got like 85 cats running around the house, which the mom claims are all her daughters.

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:21Speaker 00

  Uh,

• 1:23Speaker 00

  you know, all this. And then, uh, so you know, she leaves me and the mom do our thing. And like shortly after she texts me, she's like, hey, my daughter really likes you. And like the first thing in my head was like, you know, I've seen a couple of videos like this in my lifetime, but that'd be like really weird and weird.

• 1:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yes. So, but you, you think now you go ahead. Are you saying that she really likes you as like a father figure?

• 1:48Speaker 00

  See, that's the, that's the thing. I don't know. Like knowing the dynamic of like our relationship and like what it is and like having set boundaries. Why would she go and say something like that?

• 1:58Stavros Halkias?

  Because come on, what are you a fucking baby? Because, because she said it, but she's like, but maybe he'll change his mind. You know what I mean? And also. There's no way. I don't think, look, I'm, you're doing good. You're not doing fuck the mom and the daughter good. You know what I mean? I would pause.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  I think she said it because she wants her daughter to hop on your cock, bro.

• 2:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  I think that's what she's getting at.

• 2:26Stavros Halkias?

  Daughter to get herpes. She's not trying to go slowly back on her promise of not wanting anything serious. She wants to teach your daughter how to suck cock using your dick as the test dummy. All right, man. You gotta get some of these ideas out of your fucking head.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Okay, the second part of your call, you're really starting to sound like a divorced piece of shit.

• 2:51Speaker 00

  I guess I really want to ask you, like, if that is like, if that is the way it's going, like, I should probably, like, cut it off then. Because like I said, like, I have no way or form ready for that.

• 3:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yes. And by the way, you have the divorce in your back pocket. We talked about this actually with our friend of the show, Evan Williams, where we said, when you're fresh out of a divorce, it's like the Mario star. You're invincible. Anytime anybody brings up dating, you could say, sorry, divorce is too fresh. Still grieving. And by the way, that's true. You're not even fucking lying. So, yeah, keep it moving. You're not gonna be able to fuck this. And you know what? If you really want to try and fuck this daughter, that is a surefire way to cut this. You either get to fuck the daughter or this woman will never want to speak to you again. So, hey, do what you need to do, little buddy.