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0:45 Speaker 02 Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games.
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0:56 Speaker 03 The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping, November 20th, rated PG-13.
1:02 Speaker 05 This is a HeadGum Podcast.
1:05 Speaker 06 And I called them and I said, "I'm not allowed to donate money to charity."
1:10 Speaker 06 And they said, "Well, we consider this amount unusual." And I said, "I am unusual."
1:16 Speaker 06 I am unusually kind.
1:22 Speaker 06 Marguerite?
1:22 Speaker 02 I'm bonjour.
1:23 Speaker 06 Bonjour! Hi, Viv.
1:25 Speaker 02 Oh my, you margarited me right away.
1:27 Speaker 06 Marguerite! Well, you know, I just think it's fancy. I like it.
1:30 Speaker 02 It is fancy. If I was in a different place in life, I'd probably go by it.
1:34 Speaker 06 By Marguerite?
1:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, I didn't when I lived in France. Because my team, my team, my team, the people, the family I lived with.
1:42 Speaker 06 Calling your host family your team?
1:45 Speaker 02 I used the word "team" so much that it was in my head. But it was harder for them to say Maggie, because as French people, they'd be like, "Maggie."
1:51 Speaker 06 Maggie.
1:52 Speaker 02 But Marguerite was easier.
1:54 Speaker 06 That's so beautiful.
1:54 Speaker 02 They called me that, yeah.
1:55 Speaker 06 Can I call you that?
1:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
1:57 Speaker 06 From now on, just in...
1:58 Speaker 02 All the time.
1:58 Speaker 06 I'll just go, "Guys, this next comic, I've known her for years, she's an absolute killer. Please welcome to the stage, Marguerite Winter."
2:07 Speaker 02 I come on, everyone's like, "Isn't that Mag, just Maggie?"
2:10 Speaker 06 Yeah, they're like, "I think that's Magdaw."
2:12 Speaker 02 Not Magdaw, please.
2:13 Speaker 06 I saw her in a gutter off Mulport last night. I don't think that's Marguerite.
2:19 Speaker 02 Oh, my god, bagged up. My grandma's name was Marguerite, but they called her Maggie.
2:23 Speaker 06 Maggie? That's really cool.
2:24 Speaker 02 Is it?
2:25 Speaker 06 Wait, what was, what was one I heard the other day that I really liked? Oh, I meant to write this down.
2:29 Speaker 02 Oh, god.
2:30 Speaker 06 It was, uh...
2:30 Speaker 02 For Marguerite?
2:31 Speaker 06 No, it was, it was, um, the, the, maybe the name was like, I'm getting it wrong, but it was a woman they called Van.
2:40 Speaker 02 Okay.
2:40 Speaker 06 Like, her name, they're like, they're like, they're like, oh, that's Van. But her name was like Evangeline or something.
2:45 Speaker 02 Oh, that's cool.
2:45 Speaker 06 And I was like, Van's a fun nickname for that.
2:47 Speaker 02 Yes, yeah. I feel like, is she gay, was she gay?
2:50 Speaker 06 Well, you know, all older women kind of are.
2:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm learning that.
2:54 Speaker 06 Don't you feel that?
2:55 Speaker 02 I'm kind of learning that everyone is obviously a little gay.
2:58 Speaker 06 All women in their 70s and 80s, like, you talk to them and, or you hear them talked about, and it's like, oh, that's Maggie.
3:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:05 Speaker 06 Her and her husband had nothing in common. Her greatest joy is when he went on a work trip and she got to be alone for a week. Her, her deepest, most important relationships with a woman in her life.
3:13 Speaker 02 Yes.
3:14 Speaker 06 They were the only ones that knew how to hold her when she was upset. It's like, that's a gay woman.
3:18 Speaker 02 Honey, they just weren't allowed, you know?
3:20 Speaker 06 Yeah.
3:21 Speaker 02 Or they didn't know they could go there.
3:23 Speaker 06 God, that was, made it so hot, though, when it happened.
3:26 Speaker 02 When they're 70 years old.
3:27 Speaker 06 Yes.
3:28 Speaker 02 I talked to my mom about, no. My mom's too tired. She's, she's always laying down.
3:32 Speaker 06 Your mom's a night.
3:33 Speaker 02 And I went, oh, my god. She, she is, she's one of the funniest people in the world without meaning to be.
3:39 Speaker 06 My skin is so dry that it's like falling apart.
3:41 Speaker 02 Welcome to Chicago.
3:42 Speaker 06 I know.
3:43 Speaker 02 Eczema.
3:43 Speaker 06 I'm home.
3:44 Speaker 02 Is that eczema?
3:44 Speaker 06 No, it's just, well, I got, what's the difference between eczema and dry skin?
3:48 Speaker 02 A lot. I was gonna...
3:50 Speaker 06 I was gonna say, oh, really?
3:50 Speaker 02 Honey, a lot, no.
3:51 Speaker 06 I don't wanna, I don't wanna upset the eczema community.
3:53 Speaker 02 I'm part of it, and I'll, it's okay, guys.
3:55 Speaker 06 Are you?
3:55 Speaker 02 Yeah, oh, yeah.
3:56 Speaker 06 Oh, wow.
3:57 Speaker 02 Um, I've had it since I was born. I have pneumo-ler eczema, too, which is, um, it looks like a ringworm, which is awesome. Because people will be like, oh, you have ringworm. I go, no, no, no.
4:06 Speaker 06 I have pneumo-ler eczema?
4:08 Speaker 02 And they're like, well, check it out.
4:09 Speaker 06 People are saying, oh, you have ringworm to you?
4:11 Speaker 02 They're pointing, they're pointing at me.
4:12 Speaker 06 Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
4:15 Speaker 02 You're disgusting.
4:16 Speaker 06 You have ringworm.
4:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, you have ringworm.
4:17 Speaker 06 You need to get out of this Weber grill.
4:20 Speaker 02 I am a gold member at the Weber Grill, honey. No, I've never been.
4:24 Speaker 06 You haven't?
4:24 Speaker 02 Would you go?
4:25 Speaker 06 What's funny is I visited Chicago in high school and it was like the first major like US city I'd ever visited. Like I'd never, a major city at all. I'd never, I'd been to like Kansas City.
4:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:33 Speaker 06 But I haven't been to like a big, big city. And we went to the Weber Grill in downtown Chicago that has the grill hanging off of it.
4:38 Speaker 02 Of course, iconic.
4:39 Speaker 06 And I, we had like, I got like a steak and like sides. And I remember being like, this is the fanciest restaurant in the world. Like I left being like Weber Grill is like the height of dining. And I, and I genuinely was like, we left and I was like, I can't believe we did that.
4:54 Speaker 02 I can't believe we were at the Weber Grill. Do they, do they cook the steaks on a Weber Grill there?
4:58 Speaker 06 I don't know.
4:59 Speaker 02 I would love to know.
5:00 Speaker 06 I wish they did. Weber Grill, reach out.
5:01 Speaker 02 Please DM me and let me know.
5:03 Speaker 06 It's funny, the podcast has gotten to a place now where when we mention stuff, they do reach out.
5:09 Speaker 02 They're possible to reach out.
5:09 Speaker 06 Like it used to be a joke to be like, to be like, oh, you know, Hershey, Hershey's reach out. And then they're in my DMs being like, can we send a hat? And it's like, hold on.
5:18 Speaker 02 Hershey's.
5:18 Speaker 06 First of all, yes.
5:20 Speaker 02 Of course.
5:21 Speaker 06 Honestly, here's one thing I want to say.
5:23 Speaker 02 Say it.
5:23 Speaker 06 Brands need to stop sending shit.
5:25 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:25 Speaker 06 Unless it is extremely cool.
5:27 Speaker 02 Yes.
5:27 Speaker 06 But when they're just sending you like a water bottle and a hat, it's like, hey, so that's more shit that I'm either throwing away.
5:32 Speaker 02 Right.
5:32 Speaker 06 Or is sitting in my closet that I don't have room for.
5:34 Speaker 02 Yes.
5:35 Speaker 06 Stop sending shit.
5:36 Speaker 02 Stop. Unless it's something I need.
5:38 Speaker 06 Unless it's something I need.
5:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:39 Speaker 06 Call me.
5:40 Speaker 02 Call me on the phone.
5:41 Speaker 06 Say, what do you need? Those closet people, what do you need? How could, how could Hershey serve you?
5:45 Speaker 02 And if they're not sending the thing that they make, like if they're sending you a hat and not chocolate, it's like, what the hell?
5:49 Speaker 06 Send chocolate.
5:50 Speaker 02 Please send chocolate.
5:51 Speaker 06 And honestly, even if you're not a chocolate brand.
5:53 Speaker 02 Send chocolate.
5:54 Speaker 06 Bose.
5:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, oh my god, Bose send chocolate.
5:56 Speaker 06 BP oil, send chocolate. Everybody send chocolate.
5:59 Speaker 02 Bucket of oil. You're like, what the hell is this?
6:01 Speaker 06 God, I'm trying to eat better.
6:02 Speaker 02 Oh my god, how's it going? Yeah, my girl Daisy hooked you up.
6:06 Speaker 06 Yeah, I, I'm trying to eat better. Here's the thing.
6:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, say it.
6:10 Speaker 06 This is the realization I had, and I wonder if you feel similarly.
6:12 Speaker 02 Okay.
6:12 Speaker 06 Cause you are, you've been on the road for so long now with Connor and like doing all these shows. And I, basically what happened was, there was a period of years there where my, my career was starting out. And I would be gone sometimes.
6:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:23 Speaker 06 And it was like, oh, my away life is like this fake free time where I can do whatever I want. And I would eat fried food at two in the morning. And I would smoke weed and like fuck off and not exercise and not drink water.
6:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:35 Speaker 06 And I'd be like, that's fine, cause it's my away life. It's fake. And now I have, I have woken up and realized my home life is fake. And my away life is life.
6:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:45 Speaker 06 And so I'm like, actually, if every time you're staying somewhere else, you don't move your body and drink water and eat one singular vegetable.
6:54 Speaker 02 Yes.
6:55 Speaker 06 That actually is just your life.
6:56 Speaker 02 Yes.
6:57 Speaker 06 And then at home, I'm like, I'm like eating salads and stuff and being like, oh, it's so good to be home. And it's like, yeah, you have to do this elsewhere.
7:04 Speaker 02 You have to do this all the time.
7:05 Speaker 06 You have to add vegetables into the rotation.
7:06 Speaker 02 Is what they say is key.
7:09 Speaker 06 But it's tough because away life used to be just like a fake little game that didn't exist.
7:12 Speaker 02 No, I a thou- thousand percent agree.
7:14 Speaker 06 Do you know what I mean?
7:15 Speaker 02 Yes. I had to have this conversation with myself because for a long time, the airport meant like an airport drink and an airport snack.
7:21 Speaker 06 Yeah.
7:22 Speaker 02 About forty dollars. And then I had to be like, this is actually for work.
7:25 Speaker 06 Yeah.
7:25 Speaker 02 So I'm going to bring myself a granola bar and I'm not going to look at Auntie Anne's or whatever the hell.
7:30 Speaker 06 Yeah.
7:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
7:31 Speaker 06 Well, it's hard because at a certain point, like when you travel for work as much as we do, going to the airport kind of becomes like catching an Uber.
7:38 Speaker 02 Yes.
7:38 Speaker 06 Like you're like, oh, if I don't get on that flight, I'll just get on the next one.
7:40 Speaker 02 Right.
7:41 Speaker 06 You it really becomes such a rote thing that you do have to like check your habits and be like,
7:44 Speaker 02 Yes.
7:45 Speaker 06 Oh, I can't actually eat garbage at eight AM.
7:48 Speaker 02 No.
7:49 Speaker 06 Because it's going to ruin my whole day.
7:50 Speaker 02 I was buying flips. You know, flips, chocolate covered pretzels?
7:53 Speaker 06 Oh, yeah.
7:53 Speaker 02 And I was going, we don't need to be buying flips every time we're at the airport.
7:56 Speaker 06 Yeah.
7:59 Speaker 02 Like, yeah, literally, we were like, I was like, it triggered my brain. I was like, we're at the airport, where are the flips?
8:04 Speaker 06 Every fat person has a thing that they've had to put themselves on timeout for. Last year, last year, I had to put myself on a KFC timeout, which was.
8:12 Speaker 02 No. What were you getting?
8:14 Speaker 06 I had to go on a KFC break. This is so horrendous, Maggie. I'm going to say, I'm just going to say something.
8:19 Speaker 02 Say it.
8:20 Speaker 06 I was getting the Nashville hot nuggets from KFC.
8:25 Speaker 02 Yes.
8:25 Speaker 06 Dipping it in their ranch.
8:27 Speaker 02 Of course.
8:27 Speaker 06 They're like prepackaged like ranch and getting a kind of heartburn.
8:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:32 Speaker 06 That you that doctors don't even yet understand.
8:34 Speaker 02 No.
8:34 Speaker 06 There are certainly lines in my like heart, lungs and stomach lining right now from that. And I was doing it enough. I probably did it like, in my defense, I did it like four times in two weeks.
8:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:46 Speaker 06 Which isn't psycho, but it is certainly crazy, like in the levels of what you.
8:50 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:50 Speaker 06 And I literally, I had to, I'm not kidding. When I say I looked at myself in a physical mirror and said, no more KFC.
8:55 Speaker 02 No more KFC.
8:56 Speaker 06 Stop it.
8:57 Speaker 02 Delete the, yeah, KFC is about to reach out and be like, we want to hook you up.
9:01 Speaker 06 Can we say chocolate?
9:03 Speaker 02 I, oh my god, I, one of the first times I got stoned out of my mind was in Amsterdam.
9:08 Speaker 06 Yeah.
9:08 Speaker 02 My 21st birthday, cuz I was like there and I was like, I can drink and everyone was like, you can drink here when you're 10, so like, get over it.
9:14 Speaker 06 So smoke.
9:14 Speaker 02 So they're like, yeah, so I had a space cake and we, I was so high and I saw KFC.
9:19 Speaker 06 Yeah.
9:19 Speaker 02 I remember eating it and being like, there's no greater food in the world.
9:22 Speaker 06 KFC is special.
9:23 Speaker 02 But then the next day, I was like, and it was in Amsterdam though, I was like, what is my problem?
9:26 Speaker 06 Nothing, I truly knew that nothing would ever stop me from eating garbage when, there was an, I was like big on KFC in college when I was really depressed.
9:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:34 Speaker 06 And I saw like, uh, there was like one of those articles that was like, like, dead mouse found in KFC bucket of chicken, and they had accidentally like breaded and fried the mouse, and ended up in a bucket, and I saw that and I was like, that's someone else's problem.
9:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:47 Speaker 06 There's never been one in my bucket.
9:48 Speaker 02 I wish that the hair in my food, I'm like, I actually don't care, I'm still eating this.
9:53 Speaker 06 Yeah, whatever, man.
9:54 Speaker 02 I have friends who are like, oh my god, this, something looks off, and I'm like, I wish I had that inside of me.
9:58 Speaker 06 I have friends.
10:00 Speaker 02 I wish that things could look off to me.
10:01 Speaker 06 Put that in me. No, I have friends that are like, oof, can we not eat there, that place has like a B health rating, I'm like, I don't fucking care.
10:08 Speaker 02 I don't give a shit.
10:08 Speaker 06 The government's not gonna tell me where to eat.
10:10 Speaker 02 We don't have the, those kinda ratings in Chicago.
10:12 Speaker 06 Yeah.
10:12 Speaker 02 Which, the bear, season one, they kinda did the ratings thing.
10:16 Speaker 06 Oh, did they?
10:16 Speaker 02 So, calling on them out on that.
10:18 Speaker 06 Call, yeah, go ahead, call the bear, thank you.
10:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, like one of the first scenes, he's like putting a C and we go, we don't do that.
10:23 Speaker 06 It's not us.
10:23 Speaker 02 That's not us, actually.
10:24 Speaker 06 Make us sick. Make us sick.
10:26 Speaker 02 Make us sick, make us sick. Mr. Beef, I want it, if I don't walk in and I don't see dirt on the ground, I was like, I don't want it.
10:31 Speaker 06 Why am I here?
10:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly.
10:33 Speaker 06 Yeah, I, I really, I did put myself on a KFC timeout.
10:36 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
10:37 Speaker 06 How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
10:40 Speaker 02 Oh god, actually, oh my god, it's, what if I start sobbing?
10:44 Speaker 06 That's okay, Maggie, that's okay, for, for real, that's okay.
10:47 Speaker 02 Like, the episode got really weird.
10:48 Speaker 06 No, this podcast is many things.
10:50 Speaker 02 I think, being on the road a lot is like, so hard, and, like, the food, the, the, trying to move my body, but then I'm so tired from like tra, the travel part of it, that like, get to my hotel and I'm like, I would just love to lay here for hours, but then actually that doesn't feel good.
11:04 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:05 Speaker 02 And then I have to like go do a comedy show.
11:07 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:07 Speaker 02 But then I'm like, I have to be the clown tonight.
11:09 Speaker 06 I know, I have to put on my nose.
11:11 Speaker 02 And then you like open your phone and the, the internet's like, 17,000 children died today, and you're like, great, no, I wanted to see that, yeah, I was hoping for that.
11:18 Speaker 06 No, that's good.
11:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:19 Speaker 06 And also someone I hate is on vacation, yeah.
11:22 Speaker 02 And someone else booked and I didn't.
11:24 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:25 Speaker 02 Every time I.
11:26 Speaker 06 Every time you open your phone, it's like, hey, two big things. You didn't book and someone else did, 17,000 children are dead. And it's like, okay. And then all of a sudden, you're like, let's see what's up at KFC.
11:37 Speaker 02 Yes.
11:38 Speaker 06 Next thing you know.
11:39 Speaker 02 You know what? I said no to that. I'm gonna go back to that.
11:41 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:41 Speaker 02 I am. And the thing about when I, when I don't book is like, I'm always like, I think I'm gonna get this part. And then I like, open my phone and it's like, Meryl Streep booked it. I'm like, oh, right.
11:49 Speaker 06 Oh, those are the most frustrating ones.
11:51 Speaker 02 It was me or her, I think, I think.
11:52 Speaker 06 Those are the most frustrating ones where like, you later learn like, oh, they were waiting to hear back from the person they wanted that got offer only. And in the meantime, they collected tapes and I stupidly killed myself trying to do good.
12:03 Speaker 02 I was literally like telling people like, I think that something big is coming.
12:06 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:08 Speaker 02 Absolutely not. How are you doing mentally, emotionally?
12:11 Speaker 06 If I could sum it up for you in an anecdote.
12:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:15 Speaker 06 Two days ago, I downloaded an affirmations app.
12:19 Speaker 02 Okay.
12:19 Speaker 06 To create affirmations for me.
12:21 Speaker 02 Yes.
12:22 Speaker 06 I'm working on, I've kind of moved away from the idea that I can control any circumstances in my life. And I've moved towards the idea of, I'm over that. I'm not gonna worry about circumstances anymore. It's no longer my, I'm not focused on that. Now I'm trying to make my brain so strong that I can handle anything that ever happens to me.
12:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:39 Speaker 06 And so I've moved into affirmations, which is 100% a cry for help.
12:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:46 Speaker 06 Like, I'm like, to be.
12:47 Speaker 02 That's what everyone says is the thing to do, like be delusional.
12:50 Speaker 06 I'm trying to be, I'm genuinely trying to tap more into delusion. I moved away from it briefly. I was delusional for a long time. And then I checked in on reality too hard and now I'm trying to move back to delusion.
13:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:01 Speaker 06 So I'm reading affirmations and.
13:03 Speaker 02 I'll follow you there. Just pick me up and we'll get, we'll get there.
13:05 Speaker 06 I'll tell you what it gave me yesterday. I have to delete it because I think they're using AI. So I have to delete the app and find a new way to get my affirmations. But the one they made me yesterday, it says, I am in charge of how I feel and today I am choosing happiness. That's the kind of stuff I'm working on. That's the kind of stuff.
13:24 Speaker 02 I'm in charge of how I feel and today?
13:26 Speaker 06 I'm choosing happiness.
13:28 Speaker 02 That is crazy because that's like shit my dad used to say to me when I was younger.
13:31 Speaker 06 100%.
13:32 Speaker 02 Why don't you just call my dad one today?
13:34 Speaker 06 I will, first of all. I'll be like, put, get off the bicycle and let's chat.
13:37 Speaker 02 Let's go, Willie.
13:39 Speaker 06 It's, what's crazy is I am at a place in my life where like, reading that moved me almost to tears.
13:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:46 Speaker 02 You're so right.
13:47 Speaker 06 I was like, yeah, why didn't I choose happiness? Stupid, stupid. I was like, you should have chosen happiness, you fool.
13:53 Speaker 02 You idiot, like that was there all along.
13:55 Speaker 06 No, I'm good. I'm I'm making this movie right now. We're we're in the beautiful city of Chicago. Uh, because I'm filming Trash Mountain and it's so exciting.
14:04 Speaker 02 Yes.
14:04 Speaker 06 Um, but yeah, it's been a year of like make like working really hard and making stuff and and it's been so cool. And I feel really creatively tapped into something that I've never been tapped into.
14:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:16 Speaker 06 Not never, but I I've been creatively tapped. I've been tapped into creativity before. But I feel right now tapped into like a an obsession with process that feels so good. To be like, I am actually not focused on outcome right now. And I've talked about this a lot, but I am actually genuinely focused on process at the moment.
14:33 Speaker 02 Oh.
14:33 Speaker 06 And I love it.
14:34 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:35 Speaker 06 And also I am really tired.
14:37 Speaker 02 Yes, yeah.
14:38 Speaker 06 So the affirmations are like needed.
14:39 Speaker 02 Yes.
14:40 Speaker 06 And I'm drinking a bunch of water.
14:41 Speaker 02 Oh, come on.
14:42 Speaker 06 For two reasons.
14:43 Speaker 02 Right here.
14:44 Speaker 06 My body needs it.
14:44 Speaker 02 Yes.
14:45 Speaker 06 I've heard. And also, number two, I've been uh training a lot to be able to cry on camera.
14:51 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, you need the water.
14:52 Speaker 06 For this movie. And one of the things that came up in like my research and and like process building was like you need to drink a fuck ton of water.
14:59 Speaker 02 Cause you're about to get it out.
15:00 Speaker 06 It needs to expel.
15:01 Speaker 02 That makes sense to me.
15:02 Speaker 06 It does to me too, but why didn't I didn't think of that? So now I'm like a guy who carries a water bottle around.
15:06 Speaker 02 Yes. Oh, I have one of those.
15:08 Speaker 06 Like the jug.
15:09 Speaker 02 It's a hydro jug. It's like this. It's huge.
15:11 Speaker 06 Yeah.
15:12 Speaker 02 And I'm like walking around like.
15:14 Speaker 06 Yeah, hello, you guys doing what I'm doing?
15:15 Speaker 02 You in my hotel, like on tour, I'll be like, where's the ice in the water?
15:19 Speaker 06 Yeah.
15:19 Speaker 02 And what's crazy to me is if you stay at like a nicer, like a four star hotel, they're like, every floor has ice and water. If you stay at a three, they're like, you you should go down the block and kill yourself. We don't have water here. Are you out of your mind?
15:30 Speaker 06 Yeah, my favorite is when you stay at like a, well, here's my big hotel.
15:34 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:34 Speaker 06 Uh, thing that most people listening to this are gonna find unlikable and unrelatable.
15:38 Speaker 02 Okay, okay.
15:40 Speaker 06 And that's just where things are at right now.
15:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:42 Speaker 06 I'm sorry, but that's where things are at right now. But the best thing to do is the best place you can stay is a four star hotel.
15:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:48 Speaker 06 A two and one are obviously just like not even in the conversation for me at this point. I've had that chapter of my life and it's I hope it's gone forever. Threes are, threes are like that. It's just like no amenities. The room is usually pretty nice, but like they don't care that you're there.
16:02 Speaker 02 No.
16:02 Speaker 06 And then you think like, oh, what about a five star? Actually, no.
16:05 Speaker 02 Actually, no.
16:06 Speaker 06 Cause those are usually like 120 years old.
16:08 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:08 Speaker 06 They haven't renovated the toilet. They haven't, like the shower's not gorgeous.
16:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:12 Speaker 06 And they do, they will do amenities really nice. Like if you call the front desk at a five star hotel and you're like, I need a chocolate cake now. They'll find you one.
16:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:19 Speaker 06 But it's too much money for not being as nice as a four star.
16:22 Speaker 02 A four star, yeah.
16:24 Speaker 06 So I just want to tell you guys, for anyone who's able to partake in this conversation, that's my take.
16:28 Speaker 02 Yeah. Stay at the four star if you can. The three star, just know that when you check in, they're gonna be pissed that you're there.
16:33 Speaker 06 They're mad.
16:33 Speaker 02 They're, yeah. Oh my God. Every time. They're like.
16:35 Speaker 06 They're mad. Your room is not ready, by the way.
16:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, by the way.
16:37 Speaker 06 They sometimes don't have your reservation as well.
16:40 Speaker 02 Oh, a- as an opener, I, and shout out to my openers out there. You get, cause your, my name is sometimes under Connor's name. Cause they'll, I'll be like, oh, it's for Connor Wood. And they're like, well, you're not Connor Woods. You can go to hell. And I'm like. Like, I'm gonna get him on the phone. I'm like, what is it? Like, what do you think I'm trying to like stalk him? Like probably, there's probably people out there.
16:56 Speaker 06 I've had this issue so many times where I've bought a hotel room for someone that I, that works with me. And that the hotel is like, he needs to come in here in person and look us in the eyes. I'm like, what 1800s business contract is this? They have my card, my social, my name, the, they, what stranger off the street would guess that I'm staying here and then have the confirmation number?
17:16 Speaker 02 Somebody is gonna watch this and be like, I'm figuring it out.
17:19 Speaker 06 They shut down my, the, the Chase, my Chase credit card.
17:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
17:24 Speaker 06 Shut down all of my accounts the other day because I spent too much. Not over the limit. They just didn't like that I. And you know what? I'll tell you what I did. And I don't care. I don't care. I'll tell you what I did. I donated a lot of money to a charity.
17:36 Speaker 02 Let's go.
17:36 Speaker 06 So, and I called them and I said, I'm not allowed to donate money to charity. And they said, well, we, we consider this amount unusual. And I said, I am unusual.
17:48 Speaker 06 I am unusually kind. And turn my shit back on.
17:51 Speaker 02 The person on the phone's like, what the hell?
17:53 Speaker 06 I am unusual. Unusually generous. Turn my shit on now.
17:58 Speaker 02 I'm gonna be donated again.
18:00 Speaker 06 And I'll do it again.
18:00 Speaker 02 Don't clock it.
18:01 Speaker 06 And I did, the next day, I donated again.
18:03 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
18:04 Speaker 06 To a different thing. But I was like, you guys can't just turn my shit off.
18:07 Speaker 02 No, that, yeah, the hotel thing is very real. And also, I want to say like, um, me getting distracted by, uh, I don't know, a piece of chip on the floor. Someone the other day, one of my shows is like, so you have ADHD, right? I was like, what? Like, because I just get, just like, during a show, if someone stands up and is like, I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna talk about it.
18:25 Speaker 06 Yeah.
18:26 Speaker 02 And they're like, you have ADHD? I was like, I don't think so, I've never been diagnosed. And she goes, well, there are seven kinds, so. Oh my god.
18:31 Speaker 06 Who is this? Were you speaking with a medical doctor?
18:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, they had a white coat on in the middle of the show. And I was gonna, Halloween show.
18:38 Speaker 06 She puts a stethoscope on your chest, she goes, breathe in for me.
18:40 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:40 Speaker 06 Like, what's going on?
18:41 Speaker 02 You have ADHD.
18:43 Speaker 06 I had to have a, um, I had to have a physical the other day.
18:46 Speaker 02 Ooh, yeah.
18:46 Speaker 06 For the movie, like, to clear me for insurance or whatever. And the guy came to set, and he was really nice, he was really sweet. But he was like, he was like, every time I would do something, he would like, praise me in a way that felt like, either you think I'm stupid, or you're like shocked that a fat person can stand up.
19:01 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
19:02 Speaker 06 But he was like, stand on one leg for me, and I, I have really good balance, actually. And I stood on one leg for like, kind of a long time, and he was like, okay, show off! And I was like, do you not think I can stand?
19:12 Speaker 02 These, oh my, they, no, people think that we, like, fat people can't do anything.
19:16 Speaker 06 I know, it's crazy.
19:17 Speaker 02 Or like, yeah, I mean, this is obviously like, classic, but like, I remember getting a burger without, I got a lettuce wrapped burger. And this girl, my old job, like, looked, and she was like, good for you.
19:31 Speaker 02 I was like, I'm about to order a fucking baguette to this, uh, this, fuck you, yeah.
19:37 Speaker 06 Yeah.
19:37 Speaker 02 Don't come, do not, yeah.
19:39 Speaker 06 I, I had a moment like this recently, where I was biking in New York, and I stopped at a, uh, it was like, there was like, construction on a freeway.
19:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
19:48 Speaker 06 And so they had like, you know, like, staff, not staff, but like, uh... Whatever, like, I'm thinking of MoDOT, which is Missouri Department of Transportation, but like whatever the transportation people are out there like guiding traffic.
19:57 Speaker 02 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:58 Speaker 06 And there was an older, like Caribbean woman in, in a thing, like stopping people. And I was stopped right next to her on my bike. So we're, you know, like this. And I was like, hey, how's your day going?
20:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:07 Speaker 06 And she was like, pretty good, not bad. I won't do the accent. And I know you, I know you guys want me to, but I'm not going to. And by the way, it's not because I wouldn't kill at it. But I was like, hey, how's your day going? And she's like, she's like, pretty good. It's been like nice weather and stuff. I was like, oh, cool. Is everyone being nice? And she's like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, God, it's a beautiful day. And she was like, it is, and you're getting some exercise.
20:26 Speaker 02 Oh.
20:28 Speaker 06 And I'm not kidding you. I went, oh. Sure am. I was like, I was like, and then the, and then the thing turned for me to go. And I was like, well, have a good day. And she was like, you too.
20:39 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
20:41 Speaker 06 But she was like an older Caribbean woman. Like, you could tell that to her, it was like a, a nice thing to say. And I was like, I am getting some exercise. It's not untrue.
20:49 Speaker 02 She's about to go home and be like, you guys, I saw a miracle today.
20:51 Speaker 06 I saw a man. She's like, I saw a man change his life today.
20:54 Speaker 02 I think I encouraged him.
20:55 Speaker 06 On like a normal bike ride I take all the time. Yeah.
20:57 Speaker 02 Oh, my God. No, I, yeah, just leave me alone, actually.
21:02 Speaker 06 Leaving alone is like a big sentiment that I have in general.
21:05 Speaker 02 Yes.
21:06 Speaker 06 That I go, just leave me alone.
21:07 Speaker 02 If you're, yeah, leave me alone on the internet, big time. But there, that's not gonna happen.
21:12 Speaker 06 What's happening to you on there?
21:13 Speaker 02 I mean, not just me. I just feel like everyone, like, you can't, you can't like post anything without like some, you can, you can't post like, I could post just, hello? I just absolutely, help me. No. You could post like, um, hey, guys, I'm, I'm unusual. I'm donating to charity today.
21:33 Speaker 06 Yeah.
21:33 Speaker 02 And people will be like, you have insane hands or something. And you're like, well, what the hell is that about?
21:39 Speaker 06 Yeah, they're coming for your hands on there.
21:40 Speaker 02 They actually come from my nostrils all the time. I talk about it a lot. Yeah.
21:42 Speaker 06 You've told me, you've told me that this is a thing that happens.
21:44 Speaker 02 Or just like in general, I like, you go to someone else's video and then like the first comment is like nothing to do with the video. And you're like, this person, I guess we all just need therapy.
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22:53 Speaker 06 I don't know.
22:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't think so.
22:55 Speaker 06 Maybe, I don't know, I think that, um...
22:57 Speaker 02 I'm just worried about people, everyone's mean.
22:59 Speaker 06 I am too, people are mean and people are not, um... We're just not connected.
23:04 Speaker 02 No, we need to connect.
23:05 Speaker 06 It's a lot of antisocial behavior that I'm like, and also even people I like, like people that, you know, sometimes, um, I don't want to talk too much about like the internet, but some people that, that comment things to me were like, like when I make a joke about like lesbians or something.
23:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
23:18 Speaker 06 And like lesbian, like, like 10 lesbians will comment and be like, thousands of people love the joke.
23:24 Speaker 02 Yes.
23:24 Speaker 06 And then 10 people will be like, I don't like that he feels comfortable speaking on people this way.
23:28 Speaker 02 I know, my god.
23:29 Speaker 06 And it's like, the disconnect that you're having is that I have actual friends in real life.
23:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:34 Speaker 06 And, but you live your, your whole identity plays out on the internet.
23:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:38 Speaker 06 And the disconnect that we're having and the reason you feel so genuinely and righteously and confidently upset.
23:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:45 Speaker 06 Is because your whole dynamic takes place with unreal people through screens.
23:49 Speaker 02 Yes.
23:49 Speaker 06 And I am living in the real world with real, actual people, and this is how real people talk to each other.
23:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:53 Speaker 06 Real friends feel comfortable speaking on each other's identities and stuff like
23:57 Speaker 02 A thousand percent.
23:57 Speaker 06 Because we're actual friends.
23:59 Speaker 02 Yes.
23:59 Speaker 06 And you're living a screen-mediated life that the only thing that gives you power and... Connection is like policing and and likes and upvotes and comments.
24:09 Speaker 02 Yes.
24:10 Speaker 06 That's the disconnect we're not having. The disconnect we're having is not actually a moral one.
24:14 Speaker 02 No.
24:14 Speaker 06 It's actually like a, I don't even know how to say it, but it's actually like a, I live in the real world and you don't.
24:21 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:21 Speaker 06 Thing. And that's not to say that you're stupid or anything. I think they're usually quite smart. I'm just like, we're living two different lives. And the reason I don't care about what you have to say is because I don't want to live like you.
24:31 Speaker 02 No.
24:31 Speaker 06 Do you know what I'm saying?
24:32 Speaker 02 Absolutely. The policing thing is great. Like everyone's like, A cab. But then they're like, you said Sherbert was gay seven years ago.
24:39 Speaker 06 Right.
24:39 Speaker 02 And it is a little gay.
24:40 Speaker 06 And it is a little gay. Why would it be those colors?
24:42 Speaker 02 Why would it be those color?
24:45 Speaker 06 That's pretty obvious to me.
24:48 Speaker 02 We need to bring back the show, The Real World, I think, and get people off from the internet on it. Did you ever watch it?
24:52 Speaker 06 I feel like I saw some of it.
24:54 Speaker 02 Oh, that's disgusting. Um, The Real World?
24:56 Speaker 06 Yeah.
24:57 Speaker 02 They would like go to different cities and all live in a house together?
24:59 Speaker 06 I remember the cities.
24:59 Speaker 02 Seven people picked to live in a house.
25:01 Speaker 06 With strangers that are.
25:04 Speaker 06 Like I feel like. I feel like I've seen like viral, I've seen like clips.
25:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, clips, yeah.
25:09 Speaker 06 Clips, but I never really like sat down and watched it. I don't think I was never a big TV guy.
25:12 Speaker 02 Bring it back. What?
25:13 Speaker 06 Bring it back.
25:14 Speaker 02 You don't like TV?
25:15 Speaker 06 I watched, there was like a couple of things I watched, but I've never been a big TV guy.
25:18 Speaker 02 What are you, what do you do?
25:19 Speaker 06 I listen to music a lot.
25:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, you actually are a music freak.
25:22 Speaker 06 I listen to music a lot and I, I really don't like, so much of I think watching TV like really like being good at keeping up with something is watching TV alone.
25:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:32 Speaker 06 And I don't like hanging out alone that much.
25:33 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, that's me.
25:35 Speaker 06 So I like to, I like, or if I am hanging out alone, I like to go to a coffee shop and like write or like work on something. Not, no, not like that, but you know what I mean? Like I feel, I get really bored.
25:45 Speaker 02 Listen to music. I donate to charity. It's kind of different for me.
25:48 Speaker 06 I'm just like listening to music and like seeing people.
25:50 Speaker 02 Honey, I'm watching TLC, the learning channel. I'm watching a thousand and sisters.
25:54 Speaker 06 Are you?
25:55 Speaker 02 Absolutely. They're the funniest. I just think it's like such a, what'd you say?
25:59 Speaker 06 I said, fuck yeah, it's one of my favorite shows.
26:01 Speaker 02 Best shows. I think people, you know, they're like a little like 600 pound life is like, what's the word? Exploit.
26:08 Speaker 06 Expletive?
26:09 Speaker 02 Thank you so much. I did go to a state school, so I don't really know that kind of stuff. Um, it's just like they're just the funniest people in the world and they're so like, they're so joyful and you know, and I just also think it's like a good middle of the country. Like, let's get to know, it's not just east coast, west coast. Come on.
26:26 Speaker 06 Yeah.
26:26 Speaker 02 They're funny. Um, do they live in Missouri?
26:29 Speaker 06 No, they live in Kentucky.
26:30 Speaker 02 Kentucky.
26:31 Speaker 06 Kentucky, same difference.
26:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, and they're, there's, they actually lost, they, they both lost a ton of weight. They're crazy as hell. Tammy came out as pansexual and her family, her whole family was like, what the hell? A pan? Like, it was amazing.
26:44 Speaker 06 That is really fun.
26:45 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
26:45 Speaker 06 That is really fun.
26:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, and like, but yeah, they're, they're awesome. They make some of the most disgusting food you've ever seen, like, just genuinely trying, though.
26:53 Speaker 06 Yeah.
26:54 Speaker 02 One time they were like making, oh, she was making Alfredo sauce, but she was like, I'm gonna put chocolate in it to do like a white chocolate to make it like a mole. And people were like, I don't think so. I said, good for her for trying something.
27:05 Speaker 06 Yeah.
27:06 Speaker 02 Discuss. And then her whole family goes, this is the worst thing we've ever had.
27:09 Speaker 06 God forbid a woman in STEM experiment.
27:12 Speaker 02 She had an idea, she went with it. Like, what the hell?
27:14 Speaker 06 What's so wrong with that? Well, folks, I have some pretty exciting news. After I went on her show, me and Kylie Kelsey got to, oh, it's Kylie, okay. Me and Kylie Kelsey got to talking and we came up with something I think y'all are gonna like, and that's watching a dang football game together. Kylie and I are not just watching the Chiefs versus Colts game together on Sunday, November 23rd. We'll also be live chatting about it in a WhatsApp group chat. I'm really excited about this one, actually. I love her so much. And you can join to see what we're saying with the chat from WhatsApp and Offball. Spots will be limited, so stay tuned on the So True social accounts for the signup link. And thank you, Virginia, in advance for posting those.
27:47 Speaker 02 I watch a lot of TV. I'm just like, you know, chilling, watching TV, not dating, not, I listen to music, actually.
27:53 Speaker 06 Yeah.
27:53 Speaker 02 I listen to music. I listen to.
27:55 Speaker 06 Is there anything you're big on right now? Any music you're like really big on at the moment?
27:58 Speaker 02 Um, well, I'm loving the Lillie Allen's album. Obviously so good. I, Audrey Hobart's album this year was like, I listened to it nonstop. Made me feel like a teenager.
28:07 Speaker 06 Do you remember, I mentioned this to someone recently and they gave me kind of crazy eyes. Do you, am, am I the only one who remembers in Pitch Perfect, the puppets to the Lily Allen song? Fuck you. Fuck you very, very much.
28:20 Speaker 02 I don't remember the puppets.
28:22 Speaker 06 There's, I really, it's, this is like, starting to become like a, a Monopoly Guys monocle thing. Yeah. Mano effect where I'm like, am I the only one who remembers the puppets? They were puppeting to that song.
28:32 Speaker 07 They're called the Soccapellas.
28:34 Speaker 06 Yeah.
28:34 Speaker 02 Oh, they were like competition.
28:36 Speaker 06 But it was like, it was like an interstitial. It was like, yeah, that they just, it was like a one cutaway gag, chance you moved off the screen. Christ.
28:43 Speaker 02 You're showing me a blank screen.
28:44 Speaker 06 He has like one job and he can't like pull up the picture. Maggie, I'm so sorry that, yeah.
28:48 Speaker 02 Oh, good for them. Oh, they're actually little sock puppets too.
28:52 Speaker 06 The way he totally tuned me out.
28:55 Speaker 07 Just trying to recover. It's about to bounce back.
28:57 Speaker 02 Your microphone matches your shirt.
28:59 Speaker 06 That's kinda nice.
29:00 Speaker 02 You guys can't see it's pink and pink. He's resenting women today. Um, cause pink is girl. Boy. Sorry. Are you okay?
29:09 Speaker 06 Maggie, why do you have a blue mic?
29:13 Speaker 06 Big news.
29:14 Speaker 02 I had, I, I actually, I'm, I'm a strong she/her and sometimes I feel bad about it.
29:18 Speaker 06 Really?
29:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:19 Speaker 06 Why's that?
29:20 Speaker 02 Well, I wish I could, you know, gender bend, but I'm kinda like, girl, top. Vice girls inside of me.
29:25 Speaker 06 You're Meghan Trainor.
29:28 Speaker 02 She follows me on TikTok, so do not talk bad about my friend, Meghan Trainor.
29:31 Speaker 06 Meghan Trainor. What was her, what was her song? All about that bass.
29:35 Speaker 02 About that bass. And then she said.
29:36 Speaker 06 That was a hit.
29:37 Speaker 02 What was the one that was like, if you, if there was like a line that was like, if you're fat or what? Something about like, oh, that.
29:45 Speaker 06 Oh, you gotta focus.
29:46 Speaker 02 Sorry. I do have ADHD.
29:48 Speaker 06 You for sure do.
29:51 Speaker 02 She had some lyric that was like, people were like going crazy about it. It's like, they're like, you're making fun of skinny people. It was like for once, yeah.
29:57 Speaker 06 I don't care.
29:58 Speaker 02 No, I don't care at all.
29:59 Speaker 06 I have never once cared and the, the, the thin people are always trying to get a like.
30:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:03 Speaker 06 Wow, change, change skinny to fat here and see if you like it. And it's like, no, I won't. And shut the fuck up.
30:09 Speaker 02 I, I'm, I'm told to eat a cheeseburger a lot. I'm like, that would be, if someone told me that, I would feel happy.
30:14 Speaker 06 Do you know what I would do if someone told me to eat a cheeseburger?
30:16 Speaker 02 What?
30:16 Speaker 06 I would. And I'd be, I'd have a great day.
30:20 Speaker 02 You like smash or are you like big?
30:21 Speaker 06 Oh, I like smash burgers. I don't like when a burger is like huge.
30:24 Speaker 02 Oh, like a Mondo burger from.
30:26 Speaker 06 Yeah, one of my big complaints actually is when they do sandwiches too much.
30:29 Speaker 02 Yes.
30:30 Speaker 06 If I can't, if I can't grab it like this.
30:32 Speaker 02 I can't get the mouth around.
30:33 Speaker 06 And take one bite with just my regular mouth.
30:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:36 Speaker 06 If I'm having to like unhinge my jaw like a fucking anaconda to get in there, your sandwich is too big.
30:40 Speaker 02 Your sandwich is way too big.
30:41 Speaker 06 It's not cool that you did that.
30:42 Speaker 02 Let's get it down.
30:43 Speaker 06 Yeah, let's get it down and let's have a good sauce to veggie to meat ratio.
30:47 Speaker 02 Oh, my gosh, yeah. Oh, my god.
30:52 Speaker 02 We got waters, I'm hooking up.
30:54 Speaker 06 You know, there's a poke place near here that I like.
30:56 Speaker 02 Oh, my god.
30:57 Speaker 06 Maybe I get poke after this.
30:58 Speaker 02 I had poke for the first time in Hawaii.
31:00 Speaker 06 Jacket?
31:01 Speaker 02 I loved it, yeah.
31:01 Speaker 06 I love poke.
31:02 Speaker 02 I got in, I'm getting in, I got into seafood last year, lobster, crab.
31:08 Speaker 02 What's the shrimp? Thank you.
31:09 Speaker 06 What's?
31:10 Speaker 02 What's the shrimp?
31:10 Speaker 06 Hold on, I'm, I'm coming, I'm coming up with it.
31:13 Speaker 02 Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp. And now, and then I had poke and it was amazing. I'm trying, but like when people are like, do you want like fish? I'm like, ooh, let me think about that.
31:20 Speaker 06 Yeah.
31:20 Speaker 02 Like a branzino or something?
31:21 Speaker 06 Yeah, well, I like a branzino, though.
31:23 Speaker 02 Oh, I'll get there.
31:24 Speaker 06 You'll get there.
31:25 Speaker 02 I'll get there.
31:25 Speaker 06 You'll totally get there.
31:26 Speaker 02 I'm nervous.
31:26 Speaker 06 It's fun to order for the table.
31:27 Speaker 02 My dad loves fish and he's always like, come on.
31:31 Speaker 06 Fish is great.
31:31 Speaker 02 Try the fish.
31:32 Speaker 06 Fish is one of those, seafood in general is one of those things that like, I can, I can eat a filling amount and not feel bad afterwards.
31:39 Speaker 02 Yes, yeah.
31:39 Speaker 06 Which is nice.
31:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, shrimp cocktail changed my life.
31:42 Speaker 06 Shrimp cocktail is everything.
31:43 Speaker 02 Dip, come on.
31:44 Speaker 06 Come on with a dip. Shrimp cocktail, dip.
31:48 Speaker 02 Come on.
31:49 Speaker 06 Maggie.
31:50 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:50 Speaker 06 What's going on? You just started a new podcast.
31:52 Speaker 02 I did.
31:53 Speaker 06 Tell the people about it.
31:54 Speaker 02 It's called Literally Life Changing with Maggie Winters and it's on Staple View, comes out every Wednesday. Please, listen if you want, but if you don't want to, that's no problem at all. It, you gotta, we gotta get you on it sometime.
32:05 Speaker 06 I would love to come on, but why are you saying don't listen if you don't want to? Don't you need people to?
32:08 Speaker 02 I want people to make their own choice and live their life. No, listen, please. If it, actually, if you don't, if you listen and you're like, I don't love this, just play it and walk away.
32:16 Speaker 06 Yeah.
32:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, I need that right now.
32:18 Speaker 06 Yeah, do the same for us, by the way.
32:19 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, come on.
32:20 Speaker 06 How's it going? What is?
32:22 Speaker 02 It's fun, yeah. I was at first, like, obviously I talked to you, I was like, I don't know, podcasting, I don't know, there's so many podcasts. Do I, do they need my voice? But I'm like, you know, fuck it, I'm gonna do it. Someone else's staple view is amazing producing it, so it's like, I just show up, rock out.
32:39 Speaker 06 With your cock out?
32:39 Speaker 02 With my cock out. Um, yeah, I'm gonna have, uh, in following your footsteps, have my dad on it. I know your mom on it.
32:46 Speaker 06 Yeah.
32:47 Speaker 02 My mom, I said my dad's gonna be on it, my mom goes, what the hell? Like, Monday, girl.
32:50 Speaker 06 She, she goes, what the hell, Yanty?
32:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
32:52 Speaker 06 And you go, who taught you that?
32:54 Speaker 02 If she said that, I would die.
32:56 Speaker 06 She goes, what the hell, E?
32:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
32:58 Speaker 06 That's so funny.
32:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, um, yeah, the pod, I'm gonna film some here, some in LA, all over the damn place.
33:04 Speaker 06 What's been your favorite and least favorite part of, since starting it?
33:07 Speaker 02 Since starting it?
33:08 Speaker 06 Yeah, like, what is the thing you've loved? Is there a thing you've been surprised about? Is there a thing you've been, like, that you've kinda hated that you didn't expect? Like, tell me about the process of doing it, cause I think it's so, it's, it's interesting because it, when I started mine, when I started this one, it was kinda like, oh, we'll just see if it takes or not, and now it's become like-
33:24 Speaker 02 Is it doing okay?
33:25 Speaker 06 Doing okay.
33:27 Speaker 02 Do people, do people know about it?
33:28 Speaker 06 It's accidentally become like the most vital part of my creative life, actually.
33:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm seeing, um, kind of it next to soap cutting videos every day on my TikTok.
33:36 Speaker 06 That's good for us.
33:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
33:37 Speaker 06 Yeah, we like that. But what about, how's it been for you? What is the, what have you learned so far?
33:40 Speaker 02 The thing I, yeah, I think it's interesting to like, I don't, like, I was filming some in New York and to have to like, go somewhere to do something is always hard.
33:48 Speaker 06 Yeah.
33:49 Speaker 02 And you're like, I have to get up and I have to go, and then I get there and the guest is always a blast and I'm always laughing, laughing, laughing. Uh, the internet part of it is hard. Your team obviously is like, we wanna get the clips and go in, we want people to love the clips. And then you, again, share a clip and the internet is always weird about everything, so that's like the harder part, but getting to like laugh with people, getting to laugh with people, write this down, guys, getting to laugh with people is amazing.
34:12 Speaker 06 Put this in your notes, y'all.
34:13 Speaker 02 Come on.
34:14 Speaker 06 Put this in your affirmations.
34:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's fun.
34:16 Speaker 06 It is fun.
34:16 Speaker 02 I'm, I'm excited to see where it goes, you know, I don't know.
34:19 Speaker 06 Yeah, but also what you were saying about showing up anywhere that you have to be is a nightmare.
34:23 Speaker 02 A nightmare.
34:24 Speaker 06 Yeah.
34:25 Speaker 02 Even if I, and then I get there, I'm like, this is awesome. Why was I upset?
34:28 Speaker 06 Almost every time.
34:29 Speaker 02 Yes.
34:29 Speaker 06 But the, but here's what I'll say in our defense.
34:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:32 Speaker 06 Those few times that you didn't wanna go to something and you powered through and then you ended up being right, and it sucks.
34:37 Speaker 02 Oh, that's, yeah.
34:38 Speaker 06 Those have a lot more sticking power than the more times that you go to something and it turns out to be awesome.
34:44 Speaker 02 Yes.
34:44 Speaker 06 It's a more visceral feeling of like, god damn it.
34:47 Speaker 02 Yes.
34:48 Speaker 06 I didn't trust myself.
34:49 Speaker 02 Yes.
34:49 Speaker 06 So there's a sticking power with that.
34:51 Speaker 02 Yeah. What, when, what's the last time you showed up something and you were like, this sucked?
34:55 Speaker 06 Um, usually for me it's when I-
34:58 Speaker 02 It's like today, I'm like, what?
35:00 Speaker 06 No, usually for me it's when I agree to go to a second or third bar.
35:03 Speaker 02 Oh, always.
35:04 Speaker 06 I never regret going to the first one. I almost always, the first one is like, good for you, you got out, you saw people, you said hello. It was really nice seeing everybody, you loved it, you felt energized by it and inspired and it was fun to see your friends. When I agree to go to the second or third place, it's usually about seven minutes into that that I go, you should have fucking called it.
35:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, you should, it should have been over.
35:22 Speaker 06 You should have just called it.
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35:38 Speaker 02 All the time on tour, not so much anymore, but we used, we'd be like, go to a really fun bar, meet cool people and they'd be like, come to this, like, sometimes they'd be like, come to our apartment. And then we walk in the apartment, I go, these people are 22. I need to get, I'm, this, I'm about to get like, not that anything's happening, but it's like, I'm about to be like on a TV show, like,
35:56 Speaker 06 Yeah.
35:56 Speaker 02 35 year old woman is in a 22 year old woman's house, why?
35:59 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:00 Speaker 02 It's just how it feels, I'm like, I need to go, actually, this is wrong.
36:02 Speaker 06 It's like that, uh, Snapchat screenshot of that woman where it's like, so there's a 56 year old woman here.
36:09 Speaker 02 Yes, I just saw that for the first, that would be, that's me, I'm like, in the corner like, mm. It's just, it's just not, and especially like, as I get older, I'm like, I need to just go to bed, like, it's not, it doesn't feel good anymore.
36:21 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:22 Speaker 02 Except if I do stay out, if I stay out till like, two or three, it's like, whatever. If I stay out all like till 6 a.m. or something, I'm like, this is the crazy, craziest night of my life and I'm not even doing drugs.
36:31 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:32 Speaker 02 I want to make that clear.
36:33 Speaker 06 Yeah.
36:33 Speaker 02 The audience. So what's, like, I must have been having the time of my life.
36:37 Speaker 06 You must have been-
36:38 Speaker 02 It happens in New York a lot.
36:39 Speaker 06 You stay out-
36:40 Speaker 02 New York is crazy.
36:41 Speaker 06 I know, I, it's funny, I wondered if living there, I would be out a lot more.
36:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:46 Speaker 06 And I will say, there, there are more often nights in New York that I, that I have been out and I look at my, the phone, the time.
36:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:53 Speaker 06 And I go, oh my God, it's 3 a.m.
36:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:55 Speaker 06 Now, I'm not one of these New York people that's like, oh my God, the sun's coming up. I'll catch it before then. But it, it is just easier to be out late on accident.
37:03 Speaker 02 It, yeah, exactly.
37:04 Speaker 06 In a fun way.
37:05 Speaker 02 Blast. Look at your phone. What the hell?
37:07 Speaker 06 I will say, I lived in LA for four, what the hell, I lived in LA for four years. And I will say every time I thought that I would, I'd be like, oh, my God, it must be like midnight. I check my phone, it's seven thirty.
37:18 Speaker 02 Yeah. Oh, everyone in LA is like, oh, we must have to go to bed now. You're like, we just got here. We just ordered the appetizers.
37:24 Speaker 06 Yeah.
37:24 Speaker 02 Like, no, it's time.
37:25 Speaker 06 It's really tough out there.
37:26 Speaker 02 I gotta get up and hike and drink juice.
37:29 Speaker 06 They do.
37:29 Speaker 02 They do. They love it.
37:30 Speaker 06 I don't like that stuff so much.
37:32 Speaker 02 I have tried, like, I did the hikes a few times and it's just like so funny. I'm like, I could do this. And then I get to the top, I'm like, and my friends are like, wow, like, I'm like, Jesus Christ.
37:41 Speaker 06 I don't feel empowered by that.
37:42 Speaker 02 Then for one week, I like, I'm like, I feel empowered for a week of like, I did that.
37:46 Speaker 06 Yeah.
37:46 Speaker 02 Then I'm eating KFC, Nashville.
37:50 Speaker 06 Dude, they're good. I would be lying if I said I wasn't feeling it right now.
37:54 Speaker 02 Ooh, I used to get the, um, when I was in high school, they had like the mini slider sandwiches.
37:58 Speaker 06 Oh, I don't know those.
37:59 Speaker 02 Why are they called like Twister Bites or something crazy?
38:04 Speaker 02 I'd be like, get me through the drive.
38:05 Speaker 06 Twister Bites!
38:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:07 Speaker 06 That's so funny.
38:08 Speaker 02 And they had fries too. Oh, they had wedges. They had wedges fries.
38:11 Speaker 06 Uh, they, their wedges, their seasoned wedges were good.
38:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:14 Speaker 06 I don't know if they still have them.
38:14 Speaker 02 No, they don't. Rest in peace.
38:15 Speaker 06 Fuck. We have a question for you.
38:17 Speaker 02 Oh, I can't wait to hear it.
38:19 Speaker 06 If you, if someone, okay, if someone came to you right now, some like rich person. Ethical, ethical millionaire.
38:24 Speaker 02 Ethical, okay.
38:25 Speaker 06 Ethical millionaire came to you and they were like, we have, we'll say three million dollars.
38:32 Speaker 02 Okay.
38:32 Speaker 06 We have three million dollars. You have to spend, it's kind of a Brewster's Million situation. You have to spend every cent of it on one creative project.
38:41 Speaker 02 Oh.
38:41 Speaker 06 What would you make with it? Like, what would you spend? It doesn't have to be, like, it could be anything, but what, what, what would you spend three million dollars on?
38:50 Speaker 02 So I can't like buy a house. This is like a.
38:51 Speaker 06 No, you have to spend it on a creative project. And what it can be is if you're like, oh, I have an idea for a movie that would probably only cost a million.
38:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:57 Speaker 06 You can just pay everyone.
38:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:59 Speaker 06 You know what I mean? Like, what would be your thing?
39:01 Speaker 02 I would make a movie, for sure.
39:02 Speaker 06 What would the movie be?
39:03 Speaker 02 Um, oh my God, uh, are you gonna give me three million dollars today? He's like, they're thinking about it.
39:10 Speaker 06 Depends on how good this pitch is.
39:11 Speaker 02 Oh, my God. I don't, I wasn't prepared. I, um, I, I have a TV show idea, but I need to think of a good movie idea.
39:18 Speaker 06 Yeah.
39:19 Speaker 02 I have one, cause I moved in with my parents this year, shout out, and, uh, last year, actually, and it was like during the election. But it's weird because my dad is liberal, but it was like. Being thirty five, living back at home with my dad who talks about Trump every single day.
39:33 Speaker 06 Yeah.
39:33 Speaker 02 I think it would be a fun movie.
39:34 Speaker 06 Yeah.
39:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, and like, just like our relationship.
39:37 Speaker 06 That, I wonder if your dad is like my grandpa. My grandpa is like a Iowa lifelong railroad guy.
39:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:45 Speaker 06 You would never expect it. He fucking hates Trump.
39:47 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
39:48 Speaker 06 And he hates him to the point where we're like, alright, man. Like, we hate him too, but he brings it up so often.
39:54 Speaker 02 Yes.
39:54 Speaker 06 We're actually, we hate him in a way where we're trying not to think about him.
39:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:57 Speaker 06 It'll be in the middle of dinner. There's like too long of a pause and he'll be like, at goddamn crook Trump. And it's like, no, we know and we agree. And thank God you feel that way.
40:06 Speaker 02 The exact same. My dad, my dad did breakfast. I'm sitting there. He's like, guess who was on Sixty Minutes last night? I was like, who? He goes, Trump. So I didn't watch it. I'm like, okay, why are you telling me that? I was like, what was he talking about? He goes, I don't know. I didn't watch it. I'm like, the why? Like, what?
40:20 Speaker 06 Yeah.
40:20 Speaker 02 He talks about it. And like, I actually called him out one time. I was like, you talk about Trump a lot. He's like, so does your mom. I'm like, what? No, she doesn't.
40:27 Speaker 06 Your mom loves him though, right?
40:28 Speaker 02 She's obsessed with him.
40:30 Speaker 06 She's voted for him six times. Did you do the math?
40:32 Speaker 02 No, no, she's, yeah. She has a pin on her bag right now that says, he's an idiot.
40:36 Speaker 06 Love.
40:37 Speaker 02 Doesn't say the word Trump, just says, he's an idiot.
40:38 Speaker 06 Queen.
40:39 Speaker 02 She's like, I want people to point it out.
40:40 Speaker 06 Queen.
40:41 Speaker 02 I know.
40:41 Speaker 06 They want, she wants him to go, who? And she goes, Trump.
40:43 Speaker 02 Trump.
40:45 Speaker 06 Trump.
40:46 Speaker 02 Who's an idiot?
40:47 Speaker 06 I'll tell you here, the liar in chief.
40:51 Speaker 02 No, literally.
40:52 Speaker 06 I know. I love it though. I love like, we, part of, I think part of our national healing is gonna have to be re-embracing Cornball.
41:01 Speaker 02 Yes.
41:02 Speaker 06 Like, uh, Democracy Now! libs.
41:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:05 Speaker 06 Like, we're gonna have to bring them back into the fold and actually be proud of them. Like, RBG tote, like,
41:10 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
41:10 Speaker 06 We're gonna have to be proud of them again.
41:12 Speaker 02 Photo of me at twenty two, future as female.
41:14 Speaker 06 Yeah.
41:14 Speaker 02 Nasty woman.
41:15 Speaker 06 Oh, I had an I'm with her shirt that I, I wore every day that I could.
41:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:20 Speaker 06 Cause I was in southern Missouri and I wanted to, I wanted people to know, like, I'm not like these motherfuckers. Guess what? I'm with her.
41:26 Speaker 02 I'm unusual, so.
41:27 Speaker 06 I'm with, I'm unusual. I'm with her.
41:30 Speaker 02 I'm with her.
41:30 Speaker 06 I loved that shirt.
41:31 Speaker 02 Oh, my god, yeah.
41:32 Speaker 06 And I was with her.
41:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was, in a lot of ways.
41:35 Speaker 06 And I was with her, you know? I was with her, and I, and it's funny, because now I look back and I'm like, if I knew now, what I-
41:44 Speaker 02 No, no.
41:44 Speaker 06 If I knew then-
41:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:46 Speaker 06 If I knew then, now, what I could have known then, for now.
41:49 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:50 Speaker 06 If I now knew then.
41:51 Speaker 02 Yes.
41:51 Speaker 06 No, if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have been with her so hard, but at the time, I didn't know so much about, like, I didn't know so much about, like, um, like, neocon-
42:03 Speaker 02 Yes.
42:04 Speaker 06 War hockey, like, I didn't know so many things that I know now. So I was just like, oh, my god, she's a woman who likes gay people. I'm with her.
42:11 Speaker 02 And she's in politics.
42:12 Speaker 06 Yeah.
42:13 Speaker 02 You know, it's a beautiful time when I didn't know who Jeffrey Epstein was, you know?
42:17 Speaker 06 Didn't know who Jeffrey Epstein was.
42:18 Speaker 02 And I did make a huge mistake the other day of downloading the, um, victim's book onto my Kindle on the plane, because I panicked and I didn't, couldn't have had my AirPods, and I said, let me just download a book, and I'm fiction. And then it's the most, I mean, it's obviously, it's just most scary. I'm on the plane going, ah, ah, screaming my head off.
42:37 Speaker 06 Totally.
42:38 Speaker 02 It's really scary stuff.
42:39 Speaker 06 It's obviously not funny.
42:40 Speaker 02 Do you want me to bring this up on the-
42:41 Speaker 06 It's just like, the idea of you getting kind of bored and going like,
42:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know.
42:45 Speaker 06 I guess I'll download the Epstein victims book? It's like, that's crazy.
42:50 Speaker 02 I know, and then now I feel kind of a guilt where I'm like, I have to read it, because she told her story, like, I have to read it.
42:55 Speaker 06 Yeah, we have to listen to it.
42:56 Speaker 02 And every page, I'm, my eyes are bleeding, because it's-
42:59 Speaker 06 No, terrific.
43:00 Speaker 02 Yeah. What would you do if you could make a project, any project right now?
43:03 Speaker 06 If I had, well, I am making it, well, actually, with Trash Mountain, which is really nice, but,
43:08 Speaker 02 Wow.
43:08 Speaker 06 Um, but, for, if someone came to me with a fresh three million dollars and I couldn't invest it into Trash Mountain-
43:15 Speaker 02 Yeah.
43:15 Speaker 06 And was like, what would you make? I have this idea for a script that I don't want to spoil, but I have this movie idea. It's sort of a, um, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World meets her, um, Five Minutes in the Future type movie. That's like, pretty grounded in our current reality, but just a little bit pushed forward.
43:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
43:34 Speaker 06 Um, and it's a script I've been really- I haven't written it yet, but I've I've outlined the entire thing in my head and I've talked to some friends about it and I I've gotten some really good feedback and I I would probably make that.
43:46 Speaker 02 That's I I hope that somebody sends you a box of chocolate with three million dollars.
43:50 Speaker 06 Yeah, Warner Brothers messaged me, can we send chocolate?
43:54 Speaker 02 Like, no, I need money.
43:55 Speaker 06 No, I need money.
43:56 Speaker 02 Idiot.
43:57 Speaker 06 Um, I I really.
43:57 Speaker 02 You're not idiot, sorry, you guys are amazing.
43:58 Speaker 06 No, you guys are awesome.
43:59 Speaker 02 Please.
44:01 Speaker 06 I'm kind of in a headspace lately of just being like, I just want to do, because I do this and this is like my, the podcast is kind of like my job. You know what I mean? It's like, I love doing it. I get to chit chat with buddies. We get to laugh. We get to hang out with Nicole and Chance and like, it's it's a really nice gig.
44:19 Speaker 06 Then I'm like, okay, so then when I'm making movies and stuff, I just really want to make like, cool, weird, artsy shit.
44:25 Speaker 02 Yes, yeah.
44:26 Speaker 06 That's kind of where I'm at with it, where I'm like, I actually don't have any desire to be in like, I don't want, if if I'm making it, I'll go and be in like, I'll be like a number seven, like funny side character in one of, in a, in a big, huge studio movie.
44:38 Speaker 02 Hangover five?
44:39 Speaker 06 For sure. I would go and do something silly and something like that. But for my projects, I'm like, I used to think I would write like big studio comedies for myself to star in.
44:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
44:47 Speaker 06 Actually, I kind of think at least for the next couple of years, if not maybe forever, I want to make like sub five.
44:53 Speaker 02 Yes, yeah.
44:54 Speaker 06 Uh, like indie stuff.
44:56 Speaker 02 Freaky stuff, yeah.
44:56 Speaker 06 Yeah, like fun stuff that has like.
44:57 Speaker 02 We need, we need art, we need art, you know?
44:59 Speaker 06 We need an indie film revival.
45:01 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, we do, yeah.
45:02 Speaker 06 We need it bad. We, there used to be like, Sundance and like all the the festivals used to like, there used to be this awesome type of indie movie that came out all the time.
45:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:13 Speaker 06 That we like rarely see anymore.
45:14 Speaker 02 Like what?
45:15 Speaker 06 That I'm like missing.
45:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:16 Speaker 06 Like even something like, um, you think about like, uh, Little Miss Sunshine.
45:20 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
45:21 Speaker 06 Where it's like, something like that, where it's like, where are those kind of movies really anymore?
45:25 Speaker 02 Let us make them.
45:26 Speaker 06 Well, we should make them.
45:27 Speaker 02 We're not scared to.
45:28 Speaker 06 We should, we're not scared to.
45:29 Speaker 02 I'm not scared. A lot of people are saying.
45:30 Speaker 06 I'm looking down the barrel. We're not scared to make indie movies, me and Maggie.
45:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:34 Speaker 06 We're not scared to work crazy days for, uh, weird amounts of money.
45:38 Speaker 02 Weird amounts of money. We need a chef on site because we don't want to be eating the fried stuff.
45:43 Speaker 06 We need a chef on site because if we don't have one, we will forget about the concept of vegetables.
45:48 Speaker 02 I will be eating Taco Bell in a way that is not right.
45:51 Speaker 06 I wish you could, I wish I could make everyone listening to this understand the. Like, the kind of self satisfaction I feel when I order a side of fruit.
46:01 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
46:02 Speaker 06 Like at breakfast this morning, he was like, he was like, do you want like, do you want like garlicy fried home fries? Or do you want a side of fruit? And I was like, that's easy. I'll have the side of fruit.
46:10 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:10 Speaker 06 You know, and I felt so like.
46:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:13 Speaker 06 You know, crazy.
46:15 Speaker 02 He wrote that down. He said, good for him.
46:17 Speaker 06 He was like, he starts tearing up. He's like, awesome, man.
46:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:22 Speaker 02 The chefs are gonna love that.
46:23 Speaker 06 Hey, good shit, dude.
46:24 Speaker 02 Yes.
46:24 Speaker 06 He like kinda gives me a little noogie.
46:26 Speaker 02 Yes.
46:26 Speaker 06 He's like, I'm really, really proud of you.
46:28 Speaker 02 Yes.
46:29 Speaker 06 Yes.
46:30 Speaker 02 I, oh my god. Why did he just give me the finger? I'd be crazy if he did.
46:36 Speaker 06 Chance is really antagonistic with the guests.
46:38 Speaker 02 Um, if I, I love, my dad is like so, he's just like beyond, like, can't even like, put a little butter in something.
46:46 Speaker 06 Really?
46:47 Speaker 02 He's so, he's like, today, he said he's making chickpea orzo stew. And I had to go, okay, yeah, I'd love to hear that.
46:54 Speaker 06 Sounds cool for you and mom.
46:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:56 Speaker 06 I'll be picking up KFC on the way home.
46:58 Speaker 02 If I walked into my house with KFC, I think my dad would call the cops. I'm serious.
47:03 Speaker 06 Really?
47:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, oh no, he's like.
47:05 Speaker 06 He's health guy.
47:05 Speaker 02 He never, we never like, we got local fast food, but we never got like chain fast food growing up.
47:10 Speaker 06 Yeah.
47:10 Speaker 02 And then when I was like on my own, I was like.
47:13 Speaker 06 You're like, I need to see what this is all about.
47:14 Speaker 02 When I discovered Taco Bell, I said, my life is over.
47:17 Speaker 06 You know, I don't have the thing with Taco Bell that a lot of people have.
47:19 Speaker 02 I know.
47:20 Speaker 06 Taco Bell feels like people have a real affinity.
47:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:23 Speaker 06 They're like locked in on it.
47:24 Speaker 02 I, yeah, I think that's.
47:25 Speaker 06 I think it's cool. I enjoy it sometimes.
47:27 Speaker 02 Are you pissed at me for locking in on Taco Bell?
47:30 Speaker 06 No, not all. I just wish I felt, you know what Taco Bell is for me?
47:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:33 Speaker 06 Like, when it, when you're like talking with a group of friends at like two in the morning after a night out, and we're like, what should we order?
47:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:38 Speaker 06 For me, I'm always like McDonald's is more the vibe.
47:40 Speaker 02 Okay, okay.
47:41 Speaker 06 But everyone always feels like it's Taco Bell. And I will say, Taco Bell is the best for just like, throwing seventy five things in the car.
47:48 Speaker 02 Yes.
47:48 Speaker 06 And then spreading it on a table with like ten of your friends and being like, kinda it doesn't matter who got what, just grab something. You know what I mean?
47:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:54 Speaker 06 It's like, we just get like twenty soft shell tacos and be like, here.
47:57 Speaker 02 Come on, guys, pass it around.
47:58 Speaker 06 Kind of that.
47:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's true. I have a very specific order, though.
48:01 Speaker 06 I was about to say, what's your Taco Bell order?
48:03 Speaker 02 I get the grilled cheese burrito with chicken, the side of avocado ranch.
48:07 Speaker 06 Ooh, other avocado ranch is good.
48:08 Speaker 02 Oh my god. Yeah, and when they forget it. I'm spiraling.
48:12 Speaker 06 You can't believe the way I've reacted. When I, when I do order McDonald's.
48:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
48:17 Speaker 06 If it's, you know, it's like later, I need like a really quick meal and they forget my hot mustard.
48:21 Speaker 02 Oh.
48:22 Speaker 06 I could put my head through a window. I'm like, how, I literally out loud in my apartment alone have said to myself like, how hard is it?
48:31 Speaker 06 How hard is it?
48:31 Speaker 02 Don't forget the sauce.
48:32 Speaker 06 Put the sauce in the bag.
48:33 Speaker 02 Yes.
48:34 Speaker 06 Yeah, I get, I'm like, god damn, I get so enraged.
48:36 Speaker 02 You don't think I don't want sauce? What am I eating as dry?
48:39 Speaker 06 I'm gonna eat dry french fries, like a fucking, like a hamster?
48:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, like a hamster.
48:43 Speaker 06 Ew.
48:44 Speaker 02 Ugh.
48:45 Speaker 06 I do get mad, I get angry.
48:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, I get really pissed.
48:47 Speaker 06 That's so not right.
48:48 Speaker 02 No, yeah, I, I'm trying to eat less of it though, of course.
48:51 Speaker 06 Fast food?
48:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, cause on the road it's so, you know what, like late night, like if I have like two glasses of wine and then I'm like, a little Taco Bell, but it's like, and then I'm going to sleep with heartburn to hell. Acid reflux up and down.
49:03 Speaker 06 Waking up like four in the morning with like, oh my god, am I gonna?
49:06 Speaker 02 It's not worth it anymore.
49:07 Speaker 06 Am I gonna die?
49:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm gonna die.
49:08 Speaker 06 Yeah.
49:09 Speaker 02 Not, for me.
49:10 Speaker 06 Yeah, I, I stopped eating, I pretty much don't eat fast food on the road anymore for the most part. Like, sometimes obviously do.
49:16 Speaker 02 Good for him.
49:16 Speaker 06 Good for him. But the reason is because I, I started to, like, part of my travel packing started to be bringing Tums.
49:23 Speaker 02 Oh, I know, yeah.
49:24 Speaker 06 Hey, probably a different solution to this.
49:26 Speaker 02 Yes.
49:27 Speaker 06 Than like having to travel with Tums.
49:29 Speaker 02 Heard.
49:30 Speaker 06 Was like, stop having gypsy Nashville hot nuggets at 11pm.
49:35 Speaker 02 Yes.
49:35 Speaker 06 Maggie Winters, what's so true to you?
49:37 Speaker 02 Oh my god, well, I was gonna say, I, earlier, we kind of already said it, it was, so, what's so true to me is leave me alone.
49:46 Speaker 02 Like, unless you want, unless it's with kindness, but like, if you, just leave me alone with the other stuff.
49:51 Speaker 06 Yeah.
49:51 Speaker 02 Leave us all, like, just leave everyone alone.
49:54 Speaker 06 So can you give me an instance recently of when you haven't been left alone that someone should have left you alone? And not on the internet, but I'm talking like in real life.
50:00 Speaker 02 In real life? Well, I think the ADHD girl was kind of like, leave me alone.
50:04 Speaker 06 Leave me alone, who cares?
50:05 Speaker 02 Like, anything, yeah.
50:06 Speaker 06 You don't need to diagnose me.
50:07 Speaker 02 No, or like, I had an Uber driver who was like, you, he was just out of nowhere, like, you have to be taking Ashwagandha. I was like, hello? He was like, he said, let me write it down for you. I was like, no, I know the word ashwagandha. Like, you don't need, you have to be taking it. Leave me alone. I don't have to be taking anything. Drive me to my place.
50:24 Speaker 06 Leave me alone with Maggie Winters. The Maggie Winters podcast.
50:27 Speaker 02 Leave me alone with Maggie Winters.
50:28 Speaker 06 Leave me alone.
50:28 Speaker 02 That'd be my negative podcast, after dark.
50:31 Speaker 06 Leave me alone.
50:31 Speaker 02 Isn't that crazy? Ashwagandha. And then he like wrote down some other thing. I said, I don't need this.
50:34 Speaker 06 Yeah.
50:35 Speaker 02 But of course, no, I didn't say that. I was going, thank you. Yes, of course.
50:37 Speaker 06 Yeah, please write it down.
50:38 Speaker 02 Get out of the car, shh, throw it away.
50:40 Speaker 06 Yeah.
50:41 Speaker 02 He like looked back in his mirror. He was like, oh, God, she needs ashwagandha.
50:43 Speaker 06 What does it do, ashwagandha?
50:46 Speaker 02 And he told me every single thing. I locked it all out.
50:48 Speaker 06 I don't even know what it does.
50:49 Speaker 02 Health and happiness.
50:52 Speaker 06 Yeah, it is an herb.
50:54 Speaker 02 Does that seem stress, maybe?
50:55 Speaker 06 It's commonly promoted for stress and anxiety reduction.
50:59 Speaker 02 Leave me alone. Chance?
51:02 Speaker 06 I'm kind of like, maybe I need to take ashwagandha.
51:04 Speaker 02 Fuck.
51:06 Speaker 06 On accident. I'm like, no, leave Maggie alone, but maybe hit me up. I might need to hear the pitch, as it turns out.
51:11 Speaker 02 Like, my mom is like constantly like, she, she, whenever someone else gets a brand deal, she like comes to the room, she's like, Connor just did a Heinz commercial. I'm going, leave me. I, what do you want?
51:22 Speaker 06 She's like, did you even call Heinz and ask if they wanted you?
51:25 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. She used to tell me, my brother, she's like, you should email Stephen Colbert.
51:29 Speaker 06 Did you?
51:30 Speaker 02 No.
51:30 Speaker 06 Wow.
51:31 Speaker 02 Well, where's his email?
51:33 Speaker 06 Stephen at Stephen Colbert dot net.
51:36 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
51:37 Speaker 06 One crazy thing, I can't remember if this has come up on the podcast before or not, but one crazy thing is like, famous people's emails are what you think they are.
51:44 Speaker 02 Reese, Reese Witherspoon at gmail.
51:46 Speaker 06 Reese dot Witherspoon at yahoo dot com. Like, they, like, they literally are like, famous people's emails.
51:51 Speaker 02 We're about to get a season assist.
51:52 Speaker 06 Almost every time I see a famous person's email, I'm like, really? It's crazy.
51:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, I mean, do you change your email if you like reach a point of fame?
52:01 Speaker 06 Uh, yeah, I've definitely noticed, I've noticed that there's a certain level of famous where, first of all, they're not even on the threads. When you get to a certain level of famous, it's like, you're never emailing with them directly.
52:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:12 Speaker 06 And then when a very famous person has emailed with me directly, then their email becomes like, it's like, it's like, whistle jump, one, two. You know, it's like, it's.
52:21 Speaker 02 Which is smart.
52:22 Speaker 06 Yeah, it's like not even a name. It's nothing you could think of.
52:25 Speaker 02 Do you think Taylor Swift like texts?
52:27 Speaker 06 For sure.
52:28 Speaker 02 In group chats?
52:28 Speaker 06 For sure, yeah.
52:29 Speaker 02 I just think about that, I'm like, you know, people are like, like, I would be.
52:34 Speaker 02 Did she have the time?
52:35 Speaker 06 I don't save anyone's. I had a famous person recently give me their phone number. And they, when they texted me, they were like, they're like, what's your phone number? I'm gonna text you. And then I gave them my phone number and they texted me like a version of their name. I don't want to put this person on blast, so I'm not gonna say. But they texted me a version of their name that was like. Only we would know that it was them, like if someone else had seen it on accident. And I, in that moment, I was like, oh no, I have every famous person's number saved in my phone as like first and last name.
53:01 Speaker 02 Yes.
53:01 Speaker 06 So I'm like, that would be really bad.
53:03 Speaker 02 Remember when I, when you, I remember when you first like were fame, fame and fortune. I was like, can you put me in a group text with me, you Phoebe Bridgers and Paula Pell? And you were like, yeah, that would be awesome to do.
53:14 Speaker 06 Did I do it?
53:15 Speaker 02 No. But you were like, wouldn't that be funny?
53:17 Speaker 06 I'm so sorry.
53:17 Speaker 02 No, I mean, obviously if you did that, they would be like, what's wrong with you? But it was like the idea of being in a, like you adding like me to a group text with these people.
53:25 Speaker 06 Hey guys, just seeing what's up. Also, the idea of the four of us. The idea of the three of us or the four of us talking about sort of anything is so funny.
53:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, that'd be fun.
53:35 Speaker 06 That is really fun. I should do that today.
53:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, we'll just put, just any famous person.
53:38 Speaker 06 Maybe after that, Phoebe and Paula, if you're watching, um, let me know if it's okay that I put you in a group text with Maggie. They watch, they're watching this episode.
53:46 Speaker 02 They go, no, no.
53:47 Speaker 06 What if they were both, what if they were both listening to this right now and they were like, oh, oh my God. They call me. Start the group text, start the group text.
53:55 Speaker 02 I would cry, I would cry of joy.
53:57 Speaker 06 You know who will be listening to this episode?
53:59 Speaker 02 Who?
53:59 Speaker 06 Waxahachie.
54:00 Speaker 02 Oh, obsessed.
54:01 Speaker 06 She listens to every episode. She'll text me, she'll text me like two hours after an episode has come out and been like, loving this one.
54:08 Speaker 02 Wait, that's so sweet.
54:09 Speaker 06 She's up on it, dude.
54:10 Speaker 02 That's amazing.
54:10 Speaker 06 She's put out a new record.
54:11 Speaker 02 What is it called?
54:12 Speaker 06 Uh, the project is called Snowcaps.
54:14 Speaker 02 Okay.
54:15 Speaker 06 Um, it's her and her sister Allison, who I love. Uh, her and Allison.
54:19 Speaker 02 I'm in New York.
54:20 Speaker 06 Yes, at the, at Kevin's, was it the baby's show that we went to?
54:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was shaking.
54:24 Speaker 06 Yeah, Katie and Allison and, uh, Jake or MJ Linderman and, um, Brad Cook both played on it.
54:31 Speaker 02 Oh, I can't wait to listen.
54:32 Speaker 06 It's really good.
54:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:33 Speaker 06 Snowcaps, it's out now. Go check out Snowcaps right away.
54:36 Speaker 02 And then my podcast after.
54:38 Speaker 06 And then so it's in order, it's watch and listen to this whole thing. Subscribe to my Substack. Check out the bonus content with Maggie on Substack. Uh, then you can go listen to the full Snowcaps album. And then if you have time. You can listen to Maggie's podcast.
54:54 Speaker 02 Thank you so much.
54:55 Speaker 06 Which I haven't gotten to be on yet, but when I do, it'll be really good.
54:57 Speaker 02 It'll be good. Yeah. Yeah. We have, yeah, we're gonna do like a kind of a after dark one with you.
55:01 Speaker 06 We're gonna do a Leave Me Alone. It's gonna be, it's gonna be Leave Me Alone with Caleb Hearon and Maggie Winters.
55:06 Speaker 02 Perfect. Yeah, I can't wait for that.
55:08 Speaker 06 Um, you know that I have a segment for you.
55:09 Speaker 02 Of course, the questions, which I did pretty well on the live one. I was on this live, so don't think I don't know.
55:16 Speaker 06 In Indianapolis.
55:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:18 Speaker 06 Maggie, I'm gonna read you 15 statements.
55:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:21 Speaker 06 You're gonna tell me as quickly as you can if what I just said was true or false.
55:24 Speaker 02 I'm gonna set up for this.
55:25 Speaker 06 And if you get 10 or more correct, Maggie, we are going to give you 50 US dollars.
55:29 Speaker 02 I'll believe it. Okay.
55:30 Speaker 06 You ready? Time Magazine was first published in 1899.
55:34 Speaker 02 True.
55:34 Speaker 06 False. 1923. The Cincinnati Bengals have won two Super Bowls.
55:38 Speaker 02 False.
55:39 Speaker 06 False. They've won zero. The human heart beats around 100,000 times a day.
55:44 Speaker 02 False.
55:44 Speaker 06 True.
55:44 Speaker 02 Okay.
55:45 Speaker 06 Lyft is older than Uber.
55:46 Speaker 02 True.
55:47 Speaker 06 False. The original Goose Island brewery, brewery location was in St. Louis, Missouri.
55:51 Speaker 02 False.
55:52 Speaker 06 False, Chicago. The corporate headquarters for Taco Bell is in Irvine, California.
55:55 Speaker 02 True.
55:56 Speaker 06 True. It takes two years for a single pineapple to fully grow.
55:59 Speaker 02 True.
55:59 Speaker 06 True. Beavers mate for life.
56:01 Speaker 02 False.
56:01 Speaker 06 True. There are five Austin Powers movies.
56:03 Speaker 02 False.
56:04 Speaker 06 False. Three. Spirit Airlines was originally called Charter One Airlines.
56:07 Speaker 02 False.
56:08 Speaker 06 True. The mascot for Illinois State University is Reggie Redbird.
56:11 Speaker 02 True.
56:12 Speaker 06 True.
56:12 Speaker 02 That's where I went to school.
56:13 Speaker 06 Maggie Winters was an American sitcom starring Beverly D'Angelo.
56:17 Speaker 02 False.
56:17 Speaker 06 False. Faith Ford. Napoleon Bonaparte was actually average height for his time period.
56:22 Speaker 02 True.
56:23 Speaker 06 True. Squirrels can't burp.
56:25 Speaker 02 True.
56:25 Speaker 06 True. Lynn, Lynn Manuel Miranda has six pet birds.
56:28 Speaker 02 False.
56:29 Speaker 06 False. How'd she do?
56:30 Speaker 02 10.
56:31 Speaker 06 Wah! And can I just say? Pace was incredible.
56:35 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm. Really?
56:36 Speaker 06 A pace queen.
56:37 Speaker 02 Really, people really take their time a lot, yeah.
56:39 Speaker 06 People take their time in a way that sometimes borders on insanity.
56:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
56:42 Speaker 06 There's two things on this show that I find funny.
56:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
56:44 Speaker 06 About our guests, and I love all of our guests equally. There, there's two things. Taking so much time in the true or false. Doesn't make me mad, just makes me laugh because we set it up as being quick. And then you, I actually don't know what to do at this point about, I don't know if we'll ever figure out how to fix this one. People refuse to plan a so true.
57:04 Speaker 02 Oh.
57:04 Speaker 06 I would say 95% of guests who come on this show, just simply, we ask only one thing of our guests and it's that they lightly think of a so true for them. Refuse.
57:14 Speaker 02 So when it comes to it, they're just like, I don't know.
57:16 Speaker 06 I can't tell you the number of times we've come to it and had to cut for five minutes. Take a bathroom break, let them think on it. And then the audience never sees this. Come back and then go, so what was your so true? And then, and then, and then the thing they've come up with is like, um, curtains should be brighter. You know, it's like they've just like looked around the room and it's like, okay. Crazy.
57:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's nuts.
57:39 Speaker 06 It's like, who cares? But it really does make me laugh because I'm like, we are, it is the only thing we ask for.
57:43 Speaker 02 It's the name of the podcast.
57:44 Speaker 06 It's the name of the whole podcast.
57:45 Speaker 02 Maybe they don't know.
57:46 Speaker 06 We had some more segment ideas when we started this podcast. I mean, we, we still do voicemail sometimes. It's harder when we're traveling like this.
57:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
57:52 Speaker 06 I'm trying to think of other, um, at one point, I think we were gonna like, one of the failed segments for the show was that we were gonna, we were gonna read guests like headlines and like, uh, show picture, like show like, pictures with headlines and be like, do you think this is a real headline or a fake headline?
58:09 Speaker 02 Oh, that's fun.
58:10 Speaker 06 Like we were gonna bring like the news into it.
58:11 Speaker 02 That's work though for Chance.
58:12 Speaker 06 It's work, well Chance is addicted to not working, so we can't do involved things like this.
58:17 Speaker 02 Oh, man.
58:18 Speaker 06 Oh, brother.
58:18 Speaker 02 Oh, brother.
58:20 Speaker 06 He works really hard, but no, we didn't end up doing that one.
58:22 Speaker 02 I mean, yeah, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. I'm, I'm thinking I'm gonna add and, and remove segments.
58:28 Speaker 06 I might totally, I really view the, this show as like a living organism that I'm like, in two years, it might look totally different. Who knows?
58:34 Speaker 02 It's art, people.
58:36 Speaker 06 Podcasting is art.
58:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
58:37 Speaker 06 Oh, my God. Write that down. Let's make merch. So true merch. Podcasting is art. Write it down. Somebody write it down. So true with a so true logo. Podcasting is art. So true logo underneath it.
58:46 Speaker 02 Oh, my God. Send me one. Write that down. Send me one.
58:49 Speaker 06 I did the other day get really addicted to the idea of doing a so true museum exhibit at some point.
58:53 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
58:54 Speaker 06 And I'm not talking like, oh, the chair that we filmed the show in or so. I'm talking like, a weird, like, nothing to do with the show. Like, so I went to the Yoko Ono exhibit at the Contemporary.
59:04 Speaker 02 How was that?
59:05 Speaker 06 It was fine. It's, the Contemporary did a great job on it. I just, I'm like here or there on Yoko, but. Some of the stuff was really cool and one of the things she did was that she in like maybe the seventies, she did like a big billing of like, oh, I'm gonna have a solo show at this museum.
59:20 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
59:20 Speaker 06 And then there wasn't one. And so then they, the show itself was actually interviewing people who showed up to see it and found out there was no show. So the show was the interviews.
59:29 Speaker 02 Okay, she's tricking people.
59:30 Speaker 06 And they were interviewing and people were like, yeah, there's no fucking show. So we're pissed. And they're like, they're like, but doesn't that seem interesting? And they're like, no.
59:37 Speaker 02 No.
59:39 Speaker 02 I gotta take three trains here.
59:40 Speaker 06 Fabulous.
59:41 Speaker 02 Oh, my God. You should do it's like so true exhibit. And then people walk in and it's like the Joe Rogan experience.
59:47 Speaker 06 Whoa, and it's Joe sitting in a cage.
59:49 Speaker 02 The real Joe.
59:51 Speaker 06 Like you. He's sitting in the U box.
59:55 Speaker 02 Yes. And everyone's like, what?
59:57 Speaker 06 And they get to tap on the glass. Yeah, but he's got like weights and water and stuff in there.
1:00:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's, he's happy. He's got a cold plunge.
1:00:03 Speaker 06 He's happy. Yeah, he's good.
1:00:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:04 Speaker 06 Uh, Maggie, it was such a delight to have you.
1:00:06 Speaker 02 Thank you so, this was a dream in Chicago too, where we met.
1:00:08 Speaker 06 In Chicago, where we met.
1:00:10 Speaker 02 Well, no, that's not true. We met in Missouri for the first time.
1:00:12 Speaker 06 Oh, I guess we did. I forgot about that.
1:00:14 Speaker 02 And then we became friends in Chicago.
1:00:17 Speaker 02 Uh, where Caleb used to, um, G chat me, do you like girls yet? And I, well, I didn't know.
1:00:23 Speaker 06 We would use, all of our friends had like office jobs at that time. And so Google chat was how we all talked to each other at our respective office jobs. And I had so many different Google chat friendships, but yours and mine was definitely just me checking in on gay. I would just in the middle of a work day be like, what's up with you and girls yet? And you'd be like, I'm not gay at all. And I'd be like, we'll see.
1:00:41 Speaker 02 Sorry, it took a pandemic to figure it out.
1:00:43 Speaker 06 I've dragged a lot of straight girls into lesbian.
1:00:45 Speaker 02 So I don't know what's going on.
1:00:46 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:00:47 Speaker 02 Or men.
1:00:47 Speaker 06 And I've dragged a lot of my girls into lesbian. I haven't yet converted a gay person to straight and someday I'd like to try.
1:00:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:54 Speaker 06 Just to see.
1:00:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:56 Speaker 06 But.
1:00:56 Speaker 02 I could, would you wanna work on you?
1:00:58 Speaker 06 On me?
1:00:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:59 Speaker 06 I, it would, the thing, the way I know I'm not straight is that my life would be so immeasurably easier.
1:01:06 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:01:06 Speaker 06 Like every woman I meet, I have a deep soul level connection with. And most men I meet, if I could get away with it, I would kill on the spot.
1:01:14 Speaker 02 Remember when my friend Tucker, we first started hanging out and my friend Tucker told our friend Yasi, he was like, I think Maggie doesn't know that that guy's gay. Like she thought I had a crush on you and didn't know that you were gay.
1:01:24 Speaker 06 She keeps bringing him around like something's gonna happen.
1:01:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, literally. I was like, what the hell?
1:01:27 Speaker 06 That is so funny.
1:01:28 Speaker 02 I know. Shout out.
1:01:29 Speaker 06 Um, I love you so much. Thanks for being here.
1:01:30 Speaker 02 Love you. Thank you.
1:01:31 Speaker 06 Please tell people where they can find you and...
1:01:33 Speaker 02 At Saggy Splinters, unfortunately, Saggy with an I-E. Uh, literally life-changing, the podcast, everywhere you can find podcasts, YouTube, of course. Um, and you can find me in Chicago, kind of hanging around.
1:01:46 Speaker 06 Hanging around.
1:01:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, love ya.
1:01:47 Speaker 06 Love you, dude. Bye.
1:01:49 Speaker 05 That was a HeadGum Podcast.
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