Brittany Broski & Drew Afualo Live from Disneyland

Welcome! No, it’s not a trick! Y’all are in for a TREAT with this very special Halloween episode shot live on location at the Disneyland Resort after the park is closed with Brittany Broski and Drew Afualo! Brittany, Drew, and Caleb see how high they can kick, talk scary stories, favorite treats, escaping from a Saw trap, body parts, and so much more! There was no better place than Disneyland Park to shoot this extra special and spooky episode because it’s Halloween Time at the Disneyland Resort until October 31! https://Disneyland.com/SoTrueHalloween2026 Join our Substack for ad free full episodes, early access to merch, our community chat, and more! https://calebsaysthings.substack.com/ Follow Brittany! @brittany_broski Follow Drew! @drewafualo Follow the show! @sooootruepod Follow Caleb! @calebsaysthings Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud So True with Caleb Hearon is edited and engineered by Nicole Lyons. Our social media manager is Anna Weis. All episodes are filmed in The So Trudio at Legitimate Business World Headquarters in Brooklyn, New York. A Wave series. https://wavesportsandentertainment.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 1:21Speaker 04

  But I love Mulan because I love Mushu's, I love Mushu's loyalty.

• 1:27Speaker 05

  Right. You're a big Mushu fan.

• 1:29Speaker 04

  I love Mushu.

• 1:30Speaker 05

  Spiritually Mushu.

• 1:31Speaker 04

  They should have called the movie Mushu.

• 1:38Speaker 04

  Well, folks, as you can see, we're not in the So Trudy tonight because we figured there'd be no better place than Disneyland to shoot this extra special and spooky episode because it's Halloween time at the Disneyland Resort. Disneyland Resort truly transforms for the Halloween season. Fall decor, characters dressed for the season, rides with a Halloween makeover, and special Halloween food and beverage make it the ultimate Halloween destination. This is the perfect place to create core memories with your family and friends or work acquaintances. Thank you to Disneyland Resort for sponsoring this episode and letting us wear these fabulous costumes inside the park just for this podcast. And as I'm sure you've already guessed or know, our guest tonight, Brittany Andrier, welcome to the show.

• 2:26Speaker 04

  We are in the park. We are in the park at 1:00 in the morning.

• 2:29Speaker 05

  We've breached.

• 2:30Speaker 04

  We have breached the barriers.

• 2:31Speaker 05

  We've breached the barriers. And the echo of your voice against these buildings. Hallowed halls.

• 2:37Speaker 04

  Didn't it feel like I should be a small-town mayor?

• 2:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I thought that for a while, though.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  Didn't you get that feeling?

• 2:42Speaker 05

  I did. Mom Donnie has no idea what's coming for him.

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Mom Donnie, a small-town mayor?

• 2:48Speaker 04

  I should be, what's Stars Hollow, I should be like the, you know the guy in Stars Hollow who's so annoying? What's his name?

• 2:53Speaker 05

  What is Stars Hollow?

• 2:54Speaker 04

  Okay, Gilmore Girls. Do you know it?

• 2:58Speaker 05

  I am familiar.

• 2:59Speaker 04

  The town they live in. We're gonna move off this because you guys don't know what I'm talking about.

• 3:02Speaker 05

  Girl, you are the mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  Am I?

• 3:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, his head switches around per his mood. Yeah. We pivoted to something we know.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  Yeah. So you're saying I'm two-faced?

• 3:12Speaker 05

  Well. Well, what it's, what it's. If the alien head fits.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, I was just in your wedding and he would talk to me like this. The fact that I would go all the way to Hawaii for your wedding and I would be treated like this.

• 3:24Speaker 05

  That's true. And you wore flip-flops all weekend and I had no say in it. Not one.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  I was actually, I've told by many people, the flip-flops were okay.

• 3:31Speaker 05

  You were in those Olacais all weekend.

• 3:33Speaker 04

  Did you have a problem with them?

• 3:34Speaker 05

  Well, I'm glad we're here. Actually, it sucks.

• 3:39Speaker 04

  I asked several people.

• 3:40Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  There was actually a night that, you know, Brittany and I shared a room.

• 3:45Speaker 05

  That's true. As lovers do.

• 3:47Speaker 04

  As lovers do. And there was a time when I was dressed for an event and Alex came in and I said, "Okay, I think I'm about ready to go." And she looked at my outfit and she goes, "Okay."

• 3:57Speaker 04

  And I went, I went, "Is this not, is this too casual?" And she goes, "Whoa, what are the other options?"

• 4:04Speaker 04

  And I said, "Okay, let me just go and put on my other casual button downs."

• 4:08Speaker 05

  Can I see your hat choices?

• 4:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:10Speaker 05

  Yeah. I run a tight ship at the wedding, you know?

• 4:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm not good at formal. Y'all know that.

• 4:14Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 4:15Speaker 04

  Y'all know me.

• 4:16Speaker 05

  We visited the Polynesian Cultural Center in Hawaii.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  That is correct.

• 4:20Speaker 05

  And me and Caleb had a damn blast there.

• 4:22Speaker 04

  We had a blast.

• 4:23Speaker 05

  And the first thing they did, land acknowledgement, of course. Absolutely. As soon as you walked up.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  We did a land acknowledgement. Yeah.

• 4:30Speaker 05

  To the mouse?

• 4:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:31Speaker 05

  We should acknowledge the land of the mouse.

• 4:32Speaker 04

  We should do land acknowledgements everywhere we go. I think that would be really nice.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  You guys especially.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  One thing about Brittany, Brittany loves to be bald.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  Oh, I love being bald.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  A bald filter hates to see Brittany coming.

• 4:42Speaker 05

  I experience, spiritually bald, I have gender euphoria when I'm bald.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  Do you really?

• 4:48Speaker 05

  I really do. And I don't know what that means. Any brand deal I do, I'm like, and what if I was bald for a sketch?

• 4:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:52Speaker 05

  And they're like, "Okay, sure."

• 4:54Speaker 04

  They're like, "It's L'Oréal, but I don't know. If you think so."

• 4:56Speaker 05

  They're like, "It's a haircare brand. What if I was bald? Wouldn't that be funny?"

• 5:01Speaker 04

  What if I said it made your hair fall out? They're like, "No, I don't think."

• 5:03Speaker 05

  But it's a joke. Oh my.

• 5:05Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 5:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, this is our job, so it is kind of hard. It's hard to, hey, yeah. Put it there, put it there.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  I just love you.

• 5:15Speaker 05

  Not here.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  I just love you. Nicole's freaking out because we're out of our camera frames.

• 5:19Speaker 05

  Oh, perfect.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  My glasses are fogging up from the helmet already.

• 5:23Speaker 05

  Well, it is about 92 degrees out here, so that's probably why.

• 5:25Speaker 04

  So yeah, what everyone watching at home needs to know is it is 175 degrees. It is 1:30 in the morning.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  Right.

• 5:32Speaker 04

  And we are wearing sweat suits.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  Yes. We love to sweat through stuff.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  We went ahead this year and said, "What if the costume fit?"

• 5:40Speaker 05

  And I did say, when I got the costume, they said, "Do you want an extra large or a 2X?" I said, "No, what if I wanted a medium?" That feels presumptuous. Bodycon. And yes, I did take the 2X.

• 5:52Speaker 04

  They said, "Honey, it's time to be realistic."

• 5:54Speaker 05

  Well, they said, "Well, you want to be comfortable, don't you?"

• 5:56Speaker 04

  They go, "And then how many X's for you, ma'am?"

• 6:00Speaker 05

  We got one or two.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  One, two, four, or five? Please skip three. Like, we just know you're somewhere.

• 6:08Speaker 05

  Listen.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  No, no, no. I'm gonna start wearing clothes that fit, for real.

• 6:12Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  That's a thing I'm working on.

• 6:14Speaker 05

  That's on your mood board for 2027?

• 6:15Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, I accidentally lost some weight and now I fit in the gap, I fit in the gap 3X. So I'm making changes around here.

• 6:20Speaker 05

  Okay. Big moves. Big money, big moves.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  I went to an event the other day and they had t-shirts and they only had a 2X left. And they go, "Would you put this on?" And I go, "Uh, yeah, I will, but I'm gonna look like sausage in the casing." And then I put it on and I looked so ridiculous.

• 6:37Speaker 05

  Have you seen these TikToks and Instagram memes where they say, "Big, big boys, big people, when they fall, first thing they do, put the shirt down." The shirt pull.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I don't like those. Because I'm doing that.

• 6:49Speaker 05

  I'm doing it too. That is a rite of passage, growing up plus-sized. As a big girl.

• 6:55Speaker 04

  When you grow up big, you adjust that shirt. I don't even notice when I'm doing it. It comes to me, it comes to me like a vision from God.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Something just shines down from the heavens and says, "Move your shirt, move your shirt."

• 7:06Speaker 05

  It's like when the doctors do the knee jerk thing. You're like, "I'm, I'm..."

• 7:09Speaker 04

  If you're okay, you will adjust the shirt.

• 7:13Speaker 04

  If you see my shirt unadjusted, I have died.

• 7:15Speaker 05

  You're doing a Ouija board, you're like, "If you're here, move my shirt. Pull my shirt down, please." Pull my shirt.

• 7:21Speaker 04

  Y'all are getting up there in years.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  You're the oldest out of all of us.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  What'd you say?

• 7:25Speaker 05

  I said, "You're the oldest out of all of us."

• 7:27Speaker 04

  Yes, numerically, in terms of chronology and number of years alive, yes.

• 7:31Speaker 05

  Right. But your spirit, I'm assuming, is...

• 7:33Speaker 04

  In terms of youthful energy, elasticity, nimbleness, playfulness, I think I'm quite a bit younger than y'all.

• 7:41Speaker 05

  If you stood up right now, could you touch your toes?

• 7:43Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 7:45Speaker 05

  Really?

• 7:45Speaker 04

  Absolutely. And I could kick pretty high.

• 7:48Speaker 05

  Will you go back here and do it?

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Hold on, let me go back there and do this real quick. Everyone stay where you are. No one make a move on the camera team.

• 7:52Speaker 05

  Because no one believes him. I need to see how high you can kick suddenly.

• 7:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 8:02Speaker 05

  Perfect.

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin.

• 8:08Speaker 05

  Let's get this started. Damn, that was pretty hot. Did your knee pop? Your knee popped. But you didn't, athlete.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  Gotta stretch that hammy. Imagine you, imagine you laid down and put your knees to your chest.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Let me get back on mic. I'm not feeling well. I'm not feeling well. My right knee, which I did have surgery on when I was 15, is not feeling well.

• 8:36Speaker 05

  I had surgery on my knee too.

• 8:37Speaker 04

  Did you for what?

• 8:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, when I was 14, I tore my ACL.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  How so?

• 8:40Speaker 05

  Well, I tore everything when I was playing soccer. My ACL, MCL, and PCL.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  At the same time?

• 8:45Speaker 05

  Torn in half, girl.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  You're kidding me?

• 8:46Speaker 05

  No, swear to God.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  And they replaced them or what?

• 8:48Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 8:49Speaker 04

  Do they replace them or what do they do?

• 8:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, they like, they take muscle from somewhere else and they like rebuild my like, my tendon. Is that a real thing? Like graft, muscle graft? Yes, girl.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  I do feel something going on in my body now from the kick.

• 9:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're gonna, you turn around, your hamstring's gonna be bruised as hell tomorrow.

• 9:04Speaker 04

  I turn around and it's like when his, like, half his face got burnt off in Batman. He just, my leg is just, all my tendons are exposed somehow.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  He turns this way.

• 9:13Speaker 04

  My skin came off. Truly. That's gonna be my leg when I take off my onesie later to wring it out.

• 9:19Speaker 05

  You know when in Among Us, they die and it's just a single bone sticking out?

• 9:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. That's gonna be my leg.

• 9:24Speaker 05

  Backstage, in the backrooms, the Disney backrooms, they went ahead and gave us popcorn, pickles. I only have three fingers. Popcorn, pickles, pop tart, coke. What else did we have?

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Keep in mind, these are all things Brittany requested.

• 9:37Speaker 05

  She asked for all six of them and also had a bite of all of them. Okay, first of all.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  We get back there, I go, "Do you guys want anything?" Kind of just being polite.

• 9:44Speaker 05

  Right.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  You know, just being a good host. And Brittany goes, "Yeah, I'm gonna need a water, coke, pickle, popcorn, pop tart." I was like, "Okay, Drew, I'll come back for yours."

• 9:53Speaker 05

  Because that was a lot.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  That was a lot. That was a lot. Damn, big girl.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  Anyway, I had all that and suddenly I was like, my tummy's kind of rumbling. Randomly, it's rumbling a little bit.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  That was, that was me having a chimichanga and a turkey leg today and then being like, Space Mountain?

• 10:09Speaker 05

  Let's shake it up.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  What, do we hit Space Mountain?

• 10:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Drew, how do you think the wedding went? Did we all do a good job? Did Brittany and I do okay at it?

• 10:15Speaker 05

  What's our grading?

• 10:16Speaker 04

  Really genuinely give us a grade?

• 10:18Speaker 05

  Yeah. Just overall performance at the wedding? Yeah. Just like in terms of support, all of it, just kind of my thing?

• 10:24Speaker 04

  It's like support, like guest management, how well we like, how well we interacted with your guests.

• 10:28Speaker 05

  Appearance?

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Appearance.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  I mean, we were struggling with the, I also had a separate thing where I had, I actually FaceTimed Drew directly. Yeah. We were headed to the PCC and I said, is wearing a sort of, what only white women really wear, a tropical blouse slash dress, is that appropriate? And she said, did you bring anything else? I said, I think it's cute. And she goes, it's ugly, I'm changing. It doesn't feel right. Well, you know what? I walked you there.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:53Speaker 05

  Yes, yeah. You saved a lot of time.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  I had a similar thing with Alex. Yeah, I was told to change with Eyes Alone.

• 10:58Speaker 05

  Right.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  But yeah, based on everything, how, what was our grade from your wedding, do you think?

• 11:02Speaker 05

  I give you both an A.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  Okay, nice.

• 11:04Speaker 05

  That's nice. You guys did great.

• 11:06Speaker 04

  I was on that dance floor.

• 11:07Speaker 05

  You were holding it down. You were, you were holding it down. You want to know something funny Billy told me? He said that the day of the ceremony, he was like, I was so nervous. I literally like had to go stand by myself. We were all in the same room. And he's like, and then Steve came over to me and tried to make a joke. And I was like, I'm gonna be honest, Steve, like I can't, I can't do this right now. Like I'm genuinely so nervous. And Steve was like, okay, yeah, no worries. And he walked back and you were there and you went, don't worry, buddy. I've been shooting blanks with him all day.

• 11:34Speaker 05

  He said, the amount of jokes I've told him. And he goes, that's nice.

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah. I go, I go, don't worry, Steve. I've been shot, this is allegedly my job and I've been shot down all day.

• 11:43Speaker 05

  Even for an S tier like myself, it's been difficult.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm a, I'm a tier one operator, as she likes to say. I'm a tier one operator and I've been getting shot down out of the sky.

• 11:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:53Speaker 04

  Our boy is, our boy is in wedding mode today.

• 11:55Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  Do you think if you kick really high, you can pull something in your stomach?

• 12:00Speaker 05

  Maybe from the back?

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Can that be an effect of kicking really high?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Maybe it's your abs. You just crunch too hard.

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Do you think?

• 12:06Speaker 05

  I kind of feel like we should go try it and see. Okay, I think I should, we should go too. Do you want to go? Do you want me to go? I'll go first. Okay, you go.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, let me know if you feel, and really truly kick as high as you can. Don't cheat me on this. Let me know if you feel a pain in your stomach.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  I got a pretty high kick.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  And honestly, I was shocked at how high you kicked.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  Damn, that was high as hell.

• 12:27Speaker 04

  That was a pretty good kick. Come sit down.

• 12:28Speaker 05

  That was honestly so good.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  That was higher than mine. Sit down.

• 12:31Speaker 05

  Me being genuinely shocked?

• 12:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, how's that feel?

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Oh my god! We gotta call someone. Here's, here's my review of doing that. Uh, here, I'm feeling it here.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  Hamstring. Yeah, that's your hammy. No, I always thought this was your hamstring. That's your calf muscle, babe. That was my calf. And when you said ACL, I always thought that was here. No, babe, that's your knee. Hundred percent.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  That's your Achilles heel.

• 12:51Speaker 05

  You learn something new every single day.

• 12:52Speaker 04

  That's your Achilles heel.

• 12:53Speaker 05

  That little, really kind of concerns me that you thought all of those things were incorrect. You were, you were 0 for 4 on those muscles. Well.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  You know a lot about the body, Drew. What's going on with my stomach right now?

• 13:03Speaker 05

  I think it's just, we're having too good of a time right now.

• 13:05Speaker 04

  In terms of the Achilles heel of it all, not that big of a deal, what he had.

• 13:10Speaker 05

  No, objectively, also like.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  If you shoot me in the back of my ankle with an arrow, yeah, okay, I'm, I'm like totally out of luck, but it's like, how often is that gonna happen?

• 13:19Speaker 05

  Never. Try never.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  I'm just thinking on that and going like, that's not that big of a deal, actually. Why did we even talk about him?

• 13:25Speaker 05

  Probably because he wasn't that good.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  Achilles heel?

• 13:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:28Speaker 04

  Achilles?

• 13:28Speaker 05

  Achilles. Achilles heel?

• 13:30Speaker 04

  His name, his first name, last name. Last name heel, first name Achilles.

• 13:37Speaker 05

  Like a sprained ankle.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  I ain't, like a sprained ankle, that's right with Achilles.

• 13:43Speaker 05

  Boy, nothing.

• 13:45Speaker 04

  Boy, ain't nothing to...

• 13:46Speaker 05

  We'll come back to it.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  No worries.

• 13:47Speaker 05

  Um, Achilles, can I say, please? Flop.

• 13:50Speaker 04

  Flop?

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Flop.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  If you can't get shot with an arrow in the back of your foot.

• 13:54Speaker 05

  You're flopped.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  You're flopped and I don't even know why we're talking about you so many years later.

• 13:58Speaker 05

  No, like greatest warrior ever?

• 14:00Speaker 04

  It's the right leg too. It's not even the leg I kicked with, it's the leg I had planted. Do you know what I mean?

• 14:05Speaker 05

  You came down, like on the heel. It's the leg you had planted, yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, what's going on is there's a crazy feeling in my body right now from the kick and I'm scared. I'm, I'm literally scared. I should have never done the kick.

• 14:16Speaker 05

  Would it make you feel better if Drew did hers?

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, do it, and do it really, really high and see if you can create something in your stomach.

• 14:25Speaker 04

  And make sure you plant your, plant your right leg and kick really high with your left. Yeah, me too. So I don't know why I did that. I think that's what I did.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  Whoa!

• 14:38Speaker 04

  That was really good. That was super, super high. That was super, super high.

• 14:42Speaker 05

  Now, did lifting the arm help with the technique? You know, I was gonna say, I low key, I'm not even kidding, I work out a lot and that's no, I'm not trying to brag, my hammy hurts.

• 14:52Speaker 04

  Right now?

• 14:53Speaker 05

  I'm trying to be so real.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  No, you learned something about yourself with the kick.

• 14:56Speaker 05

  No, my hammy's low key hurting. I like, low key went like.

• 15:00Speaker 05

  You know what I mean?

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Everyone come to Disney and do the kick challenge.

• 15:03Speaker 05

  All right, everyone get in front of the pumpkin. Pumpkin. Everyone's gotta do the kick challenge. Hashtag kick challenge.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Everyone come to the pumpkin and hashtag your kick challenge and let us know if you feel, if you feel like you tore something in your stomach.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Hashtag kick for Caleb.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  Kicks for Caleb. It's like the ice bucket challenge.

• 15:20Speaker 05

  Hashtag kick for Caleb.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  You just made a million kick challenges.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  The viral kick challenge that's sweeping the web.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Someone's gonna sue you for tearing their hamstring.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Gay comedian Caleb Aaron kicks off viral kick challenge to pay for surgery on his stomach.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  No, there's something up with my stomach.

• 15:43Speaker 05

  Imagine you got a hernia from this.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  From this?

• 15:45Speaker 05

  Imagine.

• 15:46Speaker 04

  I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. That's how things go in my life.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  That's sort of my track record.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  That's like my track record is like, I'll be doing something. I'm like, let's just be silly and whimsical and then something really, really tough comes of it.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:57Speaker 04

  That's the truth of my life. This feels like a sleepover.

• 16:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, it does. One time, one time we were in Hawaii and we were like in the ocean, my whole family's there. And then someone was with us and they were revealing some pretty serious and exciting news. Like they were like, guys, we have something to tell you. We're all in the ocean. I'm like, oh wow. As they tell us the news, I get stung by a jellyfish. And I'm so, it wrapped around my hand. And I literally was like, I like threw it off. And then I went to someone and I said, I don't want to ruin the vibe.

• 16:31Speaker 04

  But.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  But I'm on fire. Someone needs to take me inside. I'm having a panic attack right now. And I was trying really hard not to ruin their moment.

• 16:37Speaker 04

  Does someone really have to pee on it?

• 16:39Speaker 05

  Um, no, they can. It's like, but it honestly wasn't that bad, I think, because it was small.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  It was a teeny tiny jellyfish.

• 16:45Speaker 05

  It was a, yeah. It was like an itty bitty junior jellyfish.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  See, this is why I'm so scared of the ocean and I'm right about it.

• 16:51Speaker 05

  You're right. Totally.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  The ocean is a very scary place.

• 16:54Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 16:55Speaker 04

  I was telling, I was telling everyone that we were in the park with today, because you guys hadn't gotten here yet. I was like, we were, we were talking about like being at theme parks when we were kids. And I was like, I have a vivid memory of being 10 years old and my mom being like, do you want to go to the theme park this weekend? Like there's one in Kansas City called Worlds of Fun. And then I, do you want to go to the theme park this weekend? And to my mom at 10 years old, I vividly remember being like, it honestly seems like too much. Like I was like, I really don't want to go. And she was like, come on, it'll be fun. And we were laughing so hard remembering, by the way, my mom was like 26.

• 17:25Speaker 05

  You're so mean.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  She was, she was like, she was like, my kid sucks. I want to go to the theme park. I truly was like, I was like, mom, I can't do it. And like truly, she was more fun than her kid. That must have been horrible.

• 17:35Speaker 05

  She was like, oh my god!

• 17:36Speaker 04

  And she was right. It would be, it would have been so much fun, but I was just such a little like, I wanted to like knit or something.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  My mom told me once when I was young and we were at like a water park, there was like a bunch of kids playing like basketball, like in a pool or something. And she's like, do you want to go over there and join them? And I was like, that's preposterous. No.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  Preposterous?

• 17:55Speaker 05

  What insane things.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  That's outlandish, mother.

• 17:57Speaker 05

  My mom literally goes, where did you learn that word? And I was like, well, and it was, I used it in the right context.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, you nailed it.

• 18:03Speaker 05

  And I was young. Guess I want to try to say is I'm a genius. Well, so. Young Sheldon? Yeah.

• 18:11Speaker 05

  And that's Disney IP.

• 18:12Speaker 04

  That's Disney IP. We can talk about young Sheldon?

• 18:15Speaker 05

  Young Sheldon?

• 18:16Speaker 04

  What, yeah, I wonder if there's any Disney shows about hurting your stomach pretty bad?

• 18:20Speaker 05

  You're watching it, mama. We're living it live.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  Mama, a torn, a torn muscle in your stomach behind you.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  Mama, I herniated disc in front of you.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  Mama. Mama, hurting yourself for a bit that might not even make the episode, behind you.

• 18:35Speaker 05

  I'm just imagining they can only see like your knee of your planted leg. They didn't even see the kick.

• 18:41Speaker 04

  Mama, the stomach pain turning into a headache right in front of you, girl.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  No. Your every waking thought being ruled by the stomach pain.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  The whole episode being about stomach stuff. Mama, a heat stroke behind you.

• 18:55Speaker 05

  Mama, an icy hot somewhere in the park. Let's find it. Some Bengay. Okay.

• 19:05Speaker 05

  Do you care about that stomach pain? Because I don't. There is part of me that's like, he's got anatomy, we don't. So something may have shifted.

• 19:12Speaker 04

  Name one.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  Name one.

• 19:19Speaker 04

  I just hate feeling different from you guys and you know that.

• 19:21Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Every time one of our differences comes up, it makes me sick.

• 19:24Speaker 05

  That's true. That's true.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  But there are so many.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  Well, that's how I feel when you guys are a couple in front of me. That's true. So.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you have a husband.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  I'm just your big baby.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  You have, no Drew.

• 19:36Speaker 05

  I'm just like you guys' baby.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  I'm your guys' baby. Drew. Drew.

• 19:42Speaker 05

  So we were doing a photo call earlier.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  We were doing a photo call earlier in the, the claw, sort of, you know, and we were asked to stand in front of a window. And Drew goes, I'm gonna drop down to give a level to the photo. Right. And whispers to me and Caleb, I'm like you guys' baby.

• 20:00Speaker 04

  And Brittany goes, shut the hell up.

• 20:05Speaker 05

  Enough.

• 20:06Speaker 04

  Enough.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  Well, honestly, it's because our dynamic is like, I'm the big guy from The Blind Side. And you're Sandra Bullock, and she's the husband. I'm the dad. Yeah, you're the dad, and he's, and literally like-

• 20:19Speaker 04

  In what way is that our dynamic?

• 20:21Speaker 05

  Well, you plucked me from the streets, Caleb. You don't understand when people are like, and I think Drew is his assistant.

• 20:27Speaker 04

  That is so-

• 20:28Speaker 05

  When they talk about the three of us. You guys gave me everything.

• 20:32Speaker 04

  That is so funny.

• 20:33Speaker 05

  You guys gave me everything, my, oh, my whole career to you guys.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  We were just doing what was right.

• 20:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then Jason's that little SJ kid that I'm like, that I protect from the airbag.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  Before-

• 20:43Speaker 05

  The bio kid?

• 20:46Speaker 05

  And he's like, I stopped it.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  Before we knew we weren't supposed to, I loved that movie.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  I agree. Ooh, yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  I really loved that movie when it came out, because I played football, and I was like, that's really cool that football's in the movie.

• 20:56Speaker 05

  At the time.

• 20:56Speaker 04

  And I love Sandra Bullock. Tell me.

• 20:58Speaker 05

  What were y'all's favorite Disney movies growing up, and why? Because the why gives me an insight into your personality.

• 21:05Speaker 04

  Mulan.

• 21:07Speaker 05

  That's a great one. Absolutely.

• 21:08Speaker 04

  And I have several reasons.

• 21:09Speaker 05

  Let's hear it.

• 21:10Speaker 04

  Mushu. I've always wanted a friend like Mushu.

• 21:13Speaker 05

  Totally.

• 21:13Speaker 04

  I've always wanted someone to be that loyal to me. I have yet to find that.

• 21:16Speaker 05

  What do you mean? He's sitting right here.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  Chance is not like Mushu.

• 21:19Speaker 05

  He's dressed as Buzz Lightyear. Chance is right here.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  Chance, you know I love you to death. He is not like Mushu.

• 21:25Speaker 05

  You're right. He's a crickie.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  He would never follow me into war. Chance is, Chance is not like Mushu.

• 21:30Speaker 05

  Chance, are you a draft dodger?

• 21:33Speaker 04

  Well-

• 21:33Speaker 05

  Say it right now.

• 21:34Speaker 06

  I think I would.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  Follow me into war?

• 21:36Speaker 06

  I would follow you into war for sure.

• 21:38Speaker 04

  Chance, I don't know.

• 21:39Speaker 05

  Is he allowed to talk?

• 21:40Speaker 04

  You would keep me porridge in my tent before I go to war, be 100% real right now. Because that's the kind of shit that Mushu does for Mulan.

• 21:45Speaker 06

  If you needed it, I would.

• 21:47Speaker 05

  If the Huns were coming, would you light the cannon, Chance? Yes or no?

• 21:50Speaker 06

  Well, I don't think I would be used as Mushu. I think you would use me as sort of an attack dog.

• 21:55Speaker 05

  Attack them with what? Kindness?

• 21:57Speaker 06

  You don't think?

• 21:58Speaker 04

  So you think you would be the horse?

• 21:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, probably.

• 22:01Speaker 05

  If the horse is a big hugger. Attack with a big hug.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  That's a really fascinating point, Chance. I want to thank you for bringing that up. I don't think Chance is Mushu. He might be the horse. He might be the matchmaker.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Now, that's a lot of- He's extremely intense.

• 22:18Speaker 05

  Right.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  He's an extremely intense guy, and so was the matchmaker.

• 22:21Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  But I love Mulan because I love Mushu's, I love Mushu's loyalty.

• 22:27Speaker 05

  Right. You're a big Mushu fan.

• 22:29Speaker 04

  I love Mushu.

• 22:30Speaker 05

  Spiritually Mushu.

• 22:31Speaker 04

  They should have called the movie Mushu.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  I think you just like saying that word.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  No, I love Mulan. I love her. I love that she pretended to be a boy. I think that's sick.

• 22:40Speaker 05

  That's so awesome. She should have been bald.

• 22:41Speaker 04

  She should have been bald.

• 22:44Speaker 05

  And he was into her, he was into her no matter what.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  He was into her.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  He was, he was, hey.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  Guess what?

• 22:48Speaker 05

  He was down, no matter what. In fact, he was kind of pissed off when he found out. That is true!

• 22:53Speaker 04

  That is true. And I like the dweeby commander guy.

• 22:56Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  The guy that was like- The guy that was like, you can't go to war. And she was, and he was like, I'll go to war. You know what I mean?

• 23:01Speaker 05

  Right, right, right, right.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  And I like the songs. I like the big, huge, fat guy.

• 23:06Speaker 05

  Oh, the one that loves to eat?

• 23:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  He talks about, he's like, oh, I don't care what she looks like, as long as she cooks me food. Right.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  It, it all, I don't care what she looks like, it all depends on what she cooks like.

• 23:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:16Speaker 04

  I felt that when he said that.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:18Speaker 04

  And Mulan is a story about bravery, and Mulan is a story about love.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  Right.

• 23:24Speaker 04

  In its many forms. What about you guys?

• 23:27Speaker 05

  What about you, Brittany? All right, I'll go. Aladdin. That's a great one. And it was because of Robin Williams. Yeah, he was fantastic. Robin Williams really opened my mind as a, as a youth to like, how zany you can really get. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes I feel like the stuff I used to laugh at as a kid, or even like as an adult, like, I re-watched Aladdin recently, and I was like, it holds up. So funny. Like, yeah, there's just no ceiling on comedy. Is that why you like voiceover work? Yeah, literally, that started it. And then Josh Gad made it worse when he did Olaf. I was like, I can do that. I think I was sworn to do that.

• 24:03Speaker 04

  I can do that.

• 24:04Speaker 05

  Straight up, I can do that. So, and me and Josh Gad kind of look alike, so I think that that really was-

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Don't get me started on that.

• 24:10Speaker 05

  Well, right.

• 24:12Speaker 05

  That was really a thing. You, him, and Matt Damon.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Me, Josh Gad, Brittany, Matt Damon.

• 24:17Speaker 05

  Yes. You get, who do you get the most?

• 24:20Speaker 04

  Celebrity look like?

• 24:20Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  Um, fat guy from Malcolm in the Middle.

• 24:24Speaker 05

  What?

• 24:25Speaker 04

  Fat guy from Josh Gad, any fat guy. If, if, if anybody sees anybody fat online, they'll be like, this you at Caleb Says Things?

• 24:37Speaker 05

  Yep, yep, yep.

• 24:37Speaker 04

  I'm like, they're just fat.

• 24:39Speaker 05

  How about this? I get big-eyed, big-four-headed white women.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  This you, queen? How about that they go to art museums?

• 24:45Speaker 04

  Renaissance paintings.

• 24:46Speaker 05

  Renaissance paintings, which- Why did I kind of think of Brittany Broski when I looked at this? Queen, you have to see this. I saw it.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Oh, I saw it.

• 24:54Speaker 05

  I saw it, don't worry. Would you rather have Renaissance painting or Fiona from Shrek? Because that's what I get.

• 24:59Speaker 04

  Are you getting Fiona from Shrek?

• 25:00Speaker 05

  I get Fiona from Shrek all the time. I get Shrek, but I get Fiona from Shrek. I also get Lotto. You look like, you look a little bit like Beyonce, too. With, don't say that, they'll get mad. With Lotto, I told Brittany, I was like, her, kind of, I do see it a little bit. I think we just both have huge eyes. Mm. And we're not white.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:17Speaker 05

  But then when I was looking at her, I was like, what makes me laugh even more is I think that would piss her off if she heard it, and that makes me laugh.

• 25:24Speaker 05

  Like, if she heard they were calling me her twin, she'd be like, and that's funny.

• 25:27Speaker 04

  Why do I have to be twins?

• 25:28Speaker 05

  That's why, that's, I find that funny.

• 25:29Speaker 04

  Why am I in the twin equation?

• 25:30Speaker 05

  Right. That's why it's like fun to say it to people that look nothing like me. Well, like commenting under Addison Rae's stuff, okay, twin, you better do it. Well, I literally sometimes, like, when I do interviews to, like, if she's built nothing like me, I'll literally be like, well, can I borrow this when you're done? This dress? That's funny.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Can I get that look?

• 25:47Speaker 05

  We're about the same size, so-

• 25:48Speaker 04

  Can I get that look?

• 25:49Speaker 05

  It's okay, we'll have Teams talk. We'll have Teams talk. No worries.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  1X or 2X?

• 25:52Speaker 05

  No, 3.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  4X or 2X?

• 25:53Speaker 05

  Do you think they're sending that to Addison Rae? 2X or 3X? Probably not.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  Probably not, you guys.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Oh, my favorite Disney movie at the time?

• 26:03Speaker 05

  Emperor's New Groove.

• 26:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, that tracks.

• 26:05Speaker 05

  What a great pick.

• 26:06Speaker 04

  That tracks. What do you think it was about it?

• 26:09Speaker 05

  The humor, honestly, more than anything. I was like, I was watching, I was laughing. LMAO. Absolutely. LMAO. Wafflecopter. Yeah, and the, I literally- I remember leaving and being like, holy shit, that movie had everything. I remember watching it and thinking, God, where does it end with this masterpiece? I agree. You have a very cartoonish sense of humor sometimes.

• 26:30Speaker 04

  You do.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  That absolutely is exemplified in that movie.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  You guys actually share a lot of that.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  We do.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  You guys and Jason. Sometimes when we're all together, you guys get lost in like a cartoon bit.

• 26:38Speaker 05

  Right.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  And I am a little bit left on the edge as being like, I'm, I'm laughing, but I'm like, I don't really fully understand.

• 26:43Speaker 05

  Fair, it's fair. You lack our whimsy.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  I totally lack your guys' whimsy.

• 26:47Speaker 05

  You're also unplugged from media in a way that I think people would be shocked to know.

• 26:51Speaker 04

  But what I lack in whimsy, I make up for in something that's going on with my stomach.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 27:01Speaker 04

  No, I am, I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm not unplugged, but I don't know your guys' references for sure.

• 27:05Speaker 05

  You are in like a beautiful way, though. Yeah. We're plugged in in an awful way.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  I should be more unplugged. We all should be. I should get even further.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  You even more unplugged, I'll have to reach you by carrier pigeon.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  That's what I need. I want to get all the way off my phone. I need to get rid of my phone. My God, if you can hear me. I need to get rid of my phone.

• 27:23Speaker 05

  Well, that's fair.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  I need to get rid of my phone altogether.

• 27:25Speaker 05

  Would you do a dummy phone?

• 27:27Speaker 04

  I did a dumb phone for a while.

• 27:28Speaker 05

  You do have the dumb phone.

• 27:29Speaker 04

  I was cast out and chastised.

• 27:31Speaker 05

  That's when, on my show, you said it was the blue eyes, brown eyes experiment.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 27:35Speaker 05

  When you got a dead phone.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  So why do you with smartphones think that you can treat people with dumb phones like that? You know it's not right, and you do it anyway.

• 27:44Speaker 05

  When I tell you that blew me away.

• 27:47Speaker 04

  People with dumb phones are no lesser than you. Just because your phone has Uber.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  Why do you think you're allowed to use the bathroom, and she's not?

• 27:53Speaker 04

  So you can use the bathroom, and she doesn't get to have recess. Why is that?

• 27:59Speaker 04

  I love Jane Elliott.

• 28:00Speaker 05

  Y'all love a Jane Elliott experiment?

• 28:02Speaker 04

  I love Jane Elliott. I love Jane Elliott down.

• 28:04Speaker 05

  When you made that joke, literally Billy goes, that was the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I said, oh, nice to hear that from my husband. Thank you.

• 28:11Speaker 04

  Okay, we live together, so we live together.

• 28:13Speaker 05

  Appreciate it.

• 28:14Speaker 04

  No, Billy's my boy. He and I have a very special and spiritual connection.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  Agreed. You do, actually.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, we really do.

• 28:19Speaker 05

  You have a lot in common. Yeah.

• 28:20Speaker 04

  I, I have a really, you know, what I'll say about my boys is that my boys and I, we have a very special understanding.

• 28:28Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 28:29Speaker 04

  You know?

• 28:29Speaker 05

  What does that entail?

• 28:30Speaker 04

  It entail, well, there's something about being a boy that you guys could never understand.

• 28:34Speaker 05

  That is true.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  And there's things about being girl that I can't understand.

• 28:37Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  Wait, okay, so if we were in a small town together, I was mayor, what do you guys think your role would be in the small town?

• 28:42Speaker 05

  Great question. That is a great question.

• 28:44Speaker 04

  Like, if we lived in a little, small town, and it was a different reality where we didn't have these, uh, jobs.

• 28:51Speaker 05

  Right.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  What do you think we would do?

• 28:53Speaker 05

  Are we like municipal government, or is it just anyone in the town?

• 28:55Speaker 04

  I think it's just like character in the town.

• 28:57Speaker 05

  Got you. I own, uh, an ice cream parlor.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  Like, old-school style?

• 29:02Speaker 05

  Old-school style. Like, Ruby Tuesdays? Yes, but also we serve Coca-Cola the old-fashioned way.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Where they put the syrup in it.

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, people come in.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  And then you have one of those paper hats on. 100%.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  Are you gonna throw sock hops?

• 29:18Speaker 05

  Yes. What year is it? It's 2026.

• 29:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, it's present day.

• 29:23Speaker 05

  Okay, cool, cool, cool.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  Oh, it's present day, yeah.

• 29:25Speaker 05

  But it is this kind of like, everything's black and white, or red and white striped.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  Everything's black and white.

• 29:30Speaker 05

  Everything's black.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  Anyway, moving on. I would, I would own an ice cream parlor, and I would be, can I pick my age?

• 29:41Speaker 04

  Oh, you could, yeah, you can be a different age in this exercise.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  Okay, first of all, I'm bald.

• 29:46Speaker 05

  Okay, let's start there.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Whatever age I need to be to get to that.

• 29:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'll be bald. Second of all, I'm probably like sixties, early sixties. And it's been in my family.

• 29:54Speaker 04

  That is so your window.

• 29:55Speaker 05

  Right, it's been in my family for a long time and it's like, I'm carrying on the tradition. I make coke the old way.

• 30:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  I see that for you.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Everyone sits at the counter. Yeah, everyone sits at the counter. It's like those red-

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Sixties is so your window.

• 30:07Speaker 05

  You think sixties over fifties or seventies?

• 30:10Speaker 04

  Sixties is so your window.

• 30:11Speaker 05

  That's very sweet.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  I think you're gonna be one of those women that's like, do you know how like Drew Barrymore and Amy Poehler are aging?

• 30:20Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 30:20Speaker 04

  No, they're not in their sixties. I don't think Drew's in her sixties. But they look fantastic. But they're aging towards that like very, or who did, who did one recently? Um, uh, was it Glenn Close that did that video that was like, "I'm sitting outside and the wind is in my hair." Do you know what I'm talking about?

• 30:34Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 30:35Speaker 04

  That's the kinda sixties woman you're gonna be.

• 30:37Speaker 05

  Oh, thank you for saying that.

• 30:38Speaker 04

  Where you're just like really zen, wearing some loose fitting button downs.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  That's tea.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  You're gonna be like that in your sixties.

• 30:43Speaker 05

  Thank you. I agree.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  I'm looking forward to it.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  And you're gonna be the same, honestly.

• 30:46Speaker 04

  I'll be long gone.

• 30:48Speaker 05

  Don't say that!

• 30:49Speaker 04

  I'll be long gone because in my fifties, I'm gonna get really into helicopters.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  That's your big plan.

• 30:55Speaker 04

  And I don't think I need to tell you where that goes.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  No.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  But yeah, I will be around.

• 30:59Speaker 05

  Investing, driving.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  I will be around.

• 31:01Speaker 05

  It won't be the helicopter, it'll be your stomach pain. Yeah.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  So, okay, I'm so glad you brought up my stomach. I didn't really wanna be talking about the other stuff because yeah, it's also happening in my back as well.

• 31:11Speaker 05

  Oh my god. What if you're having a baby?

• 31:15Speaker 04

  I actually would give anything to give birth.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  And I can't.

• 31:20Speaker 05

  No one would appreciate the birthing experience more than- That's true. This guy right here.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  I would complain about it so bad.

• 31:26Speaker 05

  A seahorse kinda bit. Yes.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  I would complain about it so, so bad.

• 31:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you'd be like, "It's a miracle, it's the miracle of life." Yeah, that's so tea.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  Oh, I can't wait to be a dad. I think I'm gonna be really good at it.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  You are gonna be a fantastic dad. You're gonna be an amazing dad.

• 31:36Speaker 04

  You're not doing it, right?

• 31:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  Parenthood? No parenthood for you?

• 31:39Speaker 05

  Opting out.

• 31:39Speaker 04

  You're not either.

• 31:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 31:40Speaker 04

  See, this is the problem.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  I literally, you wanna know something funny? I went to something, like an event the other day and I got interviewed. And she asked me about the wedding a ton and then at the end she goes, "When are you gonna have kids?" Which feels like a 1950's question to ask me.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 05

  So then I went, "Oh, never, ever, ever." That's what I said.

• 31:58Speaker 04

  Oh, never in a billion, one hundred million years.

• 32:01Speaker 05

  Like literally, never, ever, ever, and also never.

• 32:03Speaker 04

  Next question, Stacy.

• 32:04Speaker 05

  And then she was like, "Oh, okay." So, that's about, that's where I'm at with kids. The fact that it's 95 degrees and it's September. Yeah. And it's Halloween.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  It's always been like that.

• 32:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, I'm saying it's only getting worse.

• 32:18Speaker 04

  The temperature's always been like this. I think everything is normal. None of the ice is going anywhere that it's not supposed to go.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  No diseases are being unlocked.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  In my opinion, nothing is going on.

• 32:28Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  And my kids will deal with nothing.

• 32:31Speaker 05

  That's true, except that stomach pain.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, the only thing really going on, I'm so glad you brought that up because I was hating talking about the other stuff. Um, no, but we didn't get to hear your small town thing, Drew.

• 32:39Speaker 05

  Who would you be? I was thinking about it while you were elaborating on your ice cream parlor. I feel like I would be in Public Works. Like I'd be organizing like when we have like the fair. You know what I mean?

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 32:53Speaker 05

  Or we have like, we need like a fundraiser or a dog show. Like I'm just cooking up ideas that are bringing very little money, but they are bringing me joy.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:01Speaker 05

  Book fairs. Yeah, book fairs. Like things that kids didn't ask for, but I'm like, "That would be awesome," like hay rides. Yeah.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  That classic Public Works job. Fairs, fundraisers, dog shows.

• 33:11Speaker 05

  You know.

• 33:12Speaker 04

  You know the one.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  I mean, it's my small town, I'm just making up a job.

• 33:15Speaker 04

  She's sixty and bald.

• 33:16Speaker 05

  Right.

• 33:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:17Speaker 05

  And she has an ice cream parlor.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, so-

• 33:19Speaker 05

  We have no other buildings in town. They have the ice cream parlor. It's an old western saloon style town. Yeah, we have like just the mayor and just the ice cream parlor. General store, ice cream parlor, Drew's Public Works. Yeah.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  And the mayor.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  And my job, a consultant. Try to get them all there.

• 33:44Speaker 05

  Halloween questions? Oh yeah, let's, let's tell some Halloween questions.

• 33:47Speaker 04

  Do you guys have any scary stories from your life?

• 33:51Speaker 04

  Scary things that have happened to you at all, ever?

• 33:54Speaker 05

  That have ever happened to me?

• 33:55Speaker 04

  Like scary situations you found yourself in?

• 33:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it's not like spooky. It's just like-

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Oh, it's gonna be like sad and upsetting?

• 34:03Speaker 05

  No, it's like I evaded death. It's honestly kind of inspiring and uplifting.

• 34:07Speaker 04

  I would love to hear it.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Alright, it's not that eventful, so I'll just kind of ease into it. I was driving. I was in Texas. It was pouring rain. In Texas, it's humid. It's very humid when it rains in the summer. And it was late at night and I was traveling from one big city to another and the highways in Texas are just spaghetti bowls. Mind you, I'm a new driver. I'm like nineteen, twenty. And I was driving to see my boyfriend at the time in college. Now, did this man care about me at all? No.

• 34:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  Was I driving in the middle of the night to go see him? Yes! Absolutely! Yeah, to him in a storm. To him in a storm, literally barefoot uphill both ways. Yeah. And I'm driving and my windshield starts to fog up. And I'm like, I don't know how to use a car, I'm pressing every button like, "Where's the dehumidifier?" Dehumidifier? Dehumidifier! And then I'm like, it completely fogs up. We're going eighty miles an hour. I'm on the highway. I'm in the far left lane. There's no side lane. And I'm thinking, "This is it, that's how I die. It's fine." I like out the window like a dog, put my head out the window and I'm driving like this to the point where I was like-

• 35:11Speaker 04

  You're Fred Flintstone-y?

• 35:12Speaker 05

  Literally, I was Fred Flintstone like this. Be on the bottom running. Yeah. My tongue's out my mouth. It's like, "Fine." That's another cartoon bit. Yeah. Did you get that one?

• 35:21Speaker 04

  Really cute, I like that one.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  Your head's out the roof like a giraffe. Exactly. And I finally like, I, I have to pull over, so I slow down and I put the flashers on and I like, Like I figured it out and then I pressed the button and I was like, "Oh thank god." Mind you, like cars are swerving around me because there's no street lamps. And I was like, "Please, please help me, please help me, please help me, universal, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god." And then I figured it out, rolled the window back up, waited till the, merged on, I was fine. That was the like, one of the scariest moments of my life because-

• 35:47Speaker 04

  That is scary for me.

• 35:47Speaker 05

  Car stuff also makes me really scared.

• 35:49Speaker 04

  That's really scary.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Likewise.

• 35:51Speaker 04

  I'm really glad you survived that.

• 35:52Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 35:53Speaker 04

  Do you guys ever watch the show I Survived?

• 35:55Speaker 05

  Hate. Yeah, I've seen, I've seen a few, yeah.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  I randomly felt very comforted by it.

• 36:00Speaker 05

  Really?

• 36:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz they survived.

• 36:04Speaker 04

  I was into that. Like it was like the things they were talking about were like, "Okay, that's bad."

• 36:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a story of hope.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  But then it's like you did survive.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  That's fair. I was watching more like The Girl Who's Addicted to Eating Deodorant. I've seen that too.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  The True Life?

• 36:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  Or My Strange Addiction?

• 36:18Speaker 05

  My Strange Addiction, yeah.

• 36:19Speaker 04

  I was getting into all that kinda stuff.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  Did you guys ever watch Monsters Inside Me?

• 36:24Speaker 04

  No. What was that?

• 36:26Speaker 05

  It was like, like stories of them getting bit by things and like- Jungle worms. Yeah, like just the most insane insects and then like awful things happening. There's a, there's a story to this. I watched this episode once and this spider bit this girl. And then she got this thing called leishmaniasis that literally just was a flesh eating disease. It just ate her whole leg. I watched that when I was like nine. Fast forward to like the first couple of months I'm dating Billy. We're like in a group of mixed people. And he likes to just say things and people don't react to it because he's handsome. And I think that's why he likes me because I'm like, "Why are you saying stuff like that?" So then we're, we're, he makes a joke. You fought him. He loves like word association, so like he say a word, he'll say something else that's not related to what you said.

• 37:09Speaker 05

  And so this girl said the word leash and he goes, "Leishmaniasis?" And then I go, "Did you just say leishmaniasis?" He goes, "Yeah, do you know what that is?" And I go, "Yeah, it's a flesh eating disease you get from a spider." And then he went, "I love you."

• 37:24Speaker 04

  That's beautiful.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, he fell in love with me over a flesh eating spider.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  Have you guys said I love you yet?

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Uh, we had just said it, like a week before that.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  It would've been cool if that was the first time. It was still cool anyway, but that would've been really cool.

• 37:35Speaker 05

  But it was weird because then when we talked about it after, he said, "I watched this program called Monsters Inside Us." I go, "That's where I watched it."

• 37:43Speaker 04

  That's your soulmate.

• 37:44Speaker 05

  Alexa, play Invisible String. Yup. Alexa. Alexa, play Invisible String now, please.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  You guys don't even know, I would do anything for you.

• 37:52Speaker 05

  Likewise, we are.

• 37:53Speaker 04

  You don't even understand. You're sitting across from me right now, you don't even understand the kinda stuff I would do for you.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  You'd tear a muscle in your stomach for us, I appreciate that.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  No, there's something going on with the stomach.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  Okay. Would you need a Tylenol?

• 38:04Speaker 04

  No, I just want everyone to be aware that tomorrow, when I wake up, I'm gonna basically sleep it off.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  You're gonna, you're gonna file workman's comp.

• 38:14Speaker 04

  I'm gonna sleep it off tonight and tomorrow if I wake up and my stomach feels weird still, something will have to be done.

• 38:20Speaker 05

  If you could go to the store, this aside, if you could go to this like imaginary store I'm creating and swap a body part, what would you swap? I would swap out my ankles.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  What's wrong with them?

• 38:31Speaker 05

  Ooh, do they pop? My dancer's ankles. I, no, they're just so weak. I literally, I swear, I feel like, when I walk, my, my ankles are just wobbling. That's why I cannot ice skate. Like do not invite me to ice skate. Because when I'm on there, my, I just feel like my, I feel like my toes are gripping the inside of my skates like my life depends on it. Yeah. It's not fun. You're sweating through my cute cardigan, what the hell? Don't invite me to this. No, because why is this literally frozen under me and I'm dripping with sweat? I'm sweating through my cable knit sweater. I can't even take a cute pic, whatever.

• 39:02Speaker 04

  I had no idea you were going through that.

• 39:04Speaker 05

  Yeah. Ice skating's a big sore spot for me.

• 39:07Speaker 04

  I didn't know that.

• 39:08Speaker 05

  Did you have dreams of grandeur as a child? You wanna die skate real bad? Well, I did love the movie Ice Princess. Absolutely agreed. I loved that movie. Once again, we're connecting on something he cannot reach. Yeah, that's fair.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  There's a table between me and you guys and there's also some cultural references going on. And then between that and knowing that you guys both did a high kick with no consequences, of course I'm feeling some distance. Of course I'm feeling, I feel-

• 39:32Speaker 05

  It's to be expected.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  I feel like I'm standing on the other side of a freaking ocean from my friends.

• 39:36Speaker 05

  Don't feel like that. Yeah, don't. Close the gap. The claw.

• 39:42Speaker 04

  The claw.

• 39:42Speaker 05

  The claw.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  The claw. No, but in all seriousness- Do what? My body part swap?

• 39:49Speaker 05

  Yes. I said my ankles, what would you swap?

• 39:51Speaker 04

  You did your ankles.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. I just need stronger ones. I need more meat on my bones. Mmm, you want more ankle meat? Yeah, I need more ankle meat. I'm like, all of me is plus size except my ankles. The skinniest ankles you've ever seen. You literally, you wanna put three hundred pounds on these bony ankles. So I feel about my knees. I'm like, "Really?" And it's genetic. My whole family. Yeah, they could, like, you lean down, I could literally do it, but I won't. They crack. They pop. Snap, crackle, pop.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  Really?

• 40:18Speaker 05

  They have since I was a teenager.

• 40:20Speaker 04

  And it runs in the family.

• 40:21Speaker 05

  And it runs in the family. And I can tell by your tone that you intensely care.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  No, I do. I'm so interested, really genuinely.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  That runs in your family, you know what runs in my family? Gout.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  Now, what is gout?

• 40:33Speaker 05

  Well, I'll tell you what, it's eating too much salt. I'll tell you what gout is, you give it to yourself.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 40:38Speaker 05

  That's what that is.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  This runs in my family and by that I mean we're all just doing it.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  Yeah. And I'm so serious about it. We're just giving it to ourselves. Mmm.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  I'm really, really trying to think of my body part.

• 40:48Speaker 05

  Yeah. That you'd swap. Permanently.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Permanently.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  You're just like, "This could use an upgrade." And maybe like utility.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  It's not really a body part so much as a thing I'd like to do.

• 41:02Speaker 05

  Okay, go ahead, share it.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  I wish I could jump really high and run really fast. So would that be legs?

• 41:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  If my legs are already strong, I think it would be fat is what's holding me back.

• 41:13Speaker 05

  That's not necessarily true.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  Nobody fat can jump really high or run really fast.

• 41:17Speaker 05

  It's more like the spring in your knee.

• 41:20Speaker 04

  Some fat people can run really fast.

• 41:21Speaker 05

  Some fat people can run really fast.

• 41:22Speaker 04

  Some.

• 41:23Speaker 05

  You're looking at one.

• 41:24Speaker 04

  It's rare. You cannot run that fast.

• 41:26Speaker 05

  You don't know me, girl. What's your 40 time? You don't want to see the next mama. Mama. My 40 time, you know what's funny? Me and Billy have joked about my 40 time before.

• 41:32Speaker 04

  What's your 40 time?

• 41:33Speaker 05

  I think, and this is me being, like, I'm being so serious. I think I could run like a 5'2". A mile in five minutes? No, no, no, it's five seconds.

• 41:45Speaker 04

  She thinks she could run 40 yards in five seconds.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  I'm gonna tell you right now, your 40 time is 10 seconds and something.

• 41:53Speaker 05

  And what's yours? 15?

• 41:54Speaker 04

  Yours is 13 and something. Mine is in the 40 range.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:58Speaker 04

  I'm running a yard a second.

• 41:59Speaker 05

  You're clocking mine, but you hurt your stomach kicking.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, absolutely. And I'm saying my 40 is worse than yours. I'm looking at everything realistically.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  No, you're right, because NFL players can run a 5'2". Okay, realistically, probably like an 8.

• 42:11Speaker 04

  You think so?

• 42:12Speaker 05

  At my fastest, I would say 8.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  I would really love to know.

• 42:14Speaker 05

  How fast did y'all run the mile in middle school?

• 42:17Speaker 04

  I didn't run the mile in middle school. I was a moral opposition.

• 42:20Speaker 05

  You were exempt?

• 42:21Speaker 04

  I was a conscientious objector.

• 42:23Speaker 05

  I didn't know that was an option, by the way.

• 42:24Speaker 04

  I was a conscientious objector to running the mile.

• 42:26Speaker 05

  That's fair.

• 42:27Speaker 04

  Me and some, me and some of the intense girls.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  He said I had period cramps the day of the mile, and they let him sit out.

• 42:30Speaker 04

  I tried not to bring my clothes. I would try to figure out what day we were running the mile, and I wouldn't bring my gym clothes. And I did it two times in a row, and my gym teacher pulled me aside and said, "It's enough." And I said, "It's not enough. I don't think I should have to run the mile. That doesn't make any sense."

• 42:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, the jig is up. That's fair.

• 42:45Speaker 04

  I was like-

• 42:46Speaker 05

  My fastest mile time was 7 minutes.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  Really?

• 42:48Speaker 05

  That was my fastest one ever, but again, I was like 11, 12. You were also an athlete. I was. My fastest mile I ever did was 15 minutes.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  That's okay.

• 42:59Speaker 05

  And that was me trying.

• 42:59Speaker 04

  That's okay.

• 43:00Speaker 05

  I like really gave it my all.

• 43:02Speaker 04

  That's okay. That's okay.

• 43:04Speaker 05

  That's okay.

• 43:05Speaker 04

  I walked it with other gay kids.

• 43:07Speaker 05

  You what?

• 43:07Speaker 04

  You ran it really fast because you were an athlete.

• 43:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:09Speaker 04

  You tried. Now, why were you trying?

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Because.

• 43:12Speaker 04

  I thought you had to.

• 43:13Speaker 05

  I felt like I had to, and I also, like, I just hate physical activity. Like, I really, really am not a fan of doing anything physical. And so I was like, I'm really gonna push myself. 15 was all I had in me, I guess. That's not bad, though.

• 43:27Speaker 04

  It's okay. It's kinda bad. It's okay. It's kinda bad.

• 43:30Speaker 05

  It's kinda bad. It's like not anything to write home about. In fact, it's like laughable.

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  If anything, it makes me the butt of the joke, and that's okay.

• 43:41Speaker 04

  That's all right.

• 43:43Speaker 05

  100% fine. When I was in middle school, we used to do these things called units, where they would like, you could pick what sport you wanted to learn for like the quarter or whatever. Yeah, but we had things like, like regular sports, like soccer, flag football, whatever. But then we would have things like archery. Like, we had one that was called circus, where we would learn how to ride a unicycle, juggle, and do those little rods where you balance that thing in between. Billy thinks I'm making that up, but I'm so serious. That is a real school I went to. And like, they were just like, yeah, I mean, and then one was called lawn games, which was like bocce ball, croquet, like old people's stuff.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's how I learned how to play bocce ball. Like, I have a lot of information about many inane things that will never serve me. You know, in high school, the sport I picked? Golf. It was awesome.

• 44:31Speaker 04

  Were you good at it?

• 44:32Speaker 05

  No, of course not.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:33Speaker 05

  And I sat out half the meets because I had diarrhea.

• 44:37Speaker 05

  It was awesome.

• 44:37Speaker 04

  What is going on in that stomach?

• 44:40Speaker 05

  Well, I don't have a gallbladder, so that has made it worse. Maybe you sprained your gallbladder.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  What's going on in my stomach is not anything that any of us can get to the bottom of here tonight.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  All right.

• 44:49Speaker 04

  That's between me and an urgent care tomorrow morning.

• 44:53Speaker 05

  And the Disney urgent care.

• 44:54Speaker 04

  That's between me and the Disney hospital tomorrow morning.

• 44:56Speaker 05

  Disney EMT. It's between me and the mouse.

• 44:59Speaker 04

  I still get mad about the mile.

• 45:00Speaker 05

  I like how you're morally objecting.

• 45:02Speaker 04

  I did. I was a conscientious objector. I was like, this measure's nothing.

• 45:05Speaker 05

  What about, what, fitness grand pacer test?

• 45:07Speaker 04

  What?

• 45:07Speaker 05

  Oh, the grand, the pacer test. Fitness grand pacer test? Do you ever have to do that?

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Is that like presidential fitness?

• 45:12Speaker 05

  No.

• 45:12Speaker 04

  This is different?

• 45:13Speaker 05

  This is- It's literally a beeping machine, and you just run back and forth as many times as you can, but the beeps get shorter in between. Yeah. So it's like you have to run forever. I used to do it in soccer all the time. It was like a government mandated thing. You never did it?

• 45:27Speaker 04

  You didn't do that, no.

• 45:27Speaker 05

  That and scoliosis? Yep. You didn't do that?

• 45:30Speaker 04

  You guys have scoliosis?

• 45:31Speaker 05

  I just imagine Caleb always being the one to take things a little, like, guys, can we please like take this serious? 100%.

• 45:38Speaker 04

  You think that was me?

• 45:40Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, a lot of times it was.

• 45:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I sent, I sent Caleb a meme on Instagram that was like, you ever see someone who just know that they were super involved on campus? And I sent that to you, and I was right. Running it like the Navy, as they say.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  And I completely was. And I love that. This cookie's gonna make my mouth way drier than I thought.

• 45:58Speaker 05

  Were you like super involved in high school, too?

• 46:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:01Speaker 05

  Like in student council, ASB, that kinda thing?

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. What's ASB?

• 46:05Speaker 05

  Like student body stuff, like you planned dances, assemblies, that kinda thing?

• 46:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. It's treat time?

• 46:11Speaker 05

  Might be.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  Go ahead and take the whole thing for me if you're gonna take one. Okay.

• 46:15Speaker 05

  And go ahead and get it all, get it all over-

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Destroy the display for me real quick.

• 46:19Speaker 05

  Whoa. They said that's a prop.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Will you help her, Brittany?

• 46:21Speaker 05

  Don't eat that. Don't eat that.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  Will you hold down the cup while she pulls up the apple?

• 46:24Speaker 05

  I was gonna pick up your, your mangled pinky.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  And then you'll pick that up?

• 46:27Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Ready? Nice. It was the caramel. I don't want the mangled one. It's your man.

• 46:35Speaker 04

  These treats are available at Candy Palace and Candy Kitchen on Main Street, USA, at Disney Park. At Disney Park.

• 46:41Speaker 05

  They sure are.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  I'm enjoying the shortbread bat cookie.

• 46:46Speaker 05

  What, let me see. I wanna see what I wanna like take a, take a piece of.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  I don't know why people are laughing. I am enjoying the shortbread bat cookie, am I not?

• 46:53Speaker 05

  And the Mickey Mummy macaroon really pisses me right home about. Mickey Mummy macaroon. Wait, I want a cake pop, actually.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Have a cake pop.

• 46:59Speaker 05

  Okay. Okay. Hold on, let me read mine. What's mine?

• 47:03Speaker 04

  Drew's enjoying a mini skeleton, nope.

• 47:05Speaker 05

  Nope, Mickey Ghost Cake Pop. Ghost-shaped vanilla cake pop. You never did theater in school, right? I took theater.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  What does that mean? It was a class, but you didn't do a show?

• 47:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, like I took a class, and I did like, I, that was my favorite class ever. But I took it very seriously. I felt like everyone was taking it as like an elective, but I took it very seriously.

• 47:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  Okay, Brittany, what's going on with you?

• 47:34Speaker 05

  The Mickey macaroon.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  Hey, you have, you have all over your hoof.

• 47:39Speaker 05

  Your hoof. Get it together. My triad.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  Your pincer is covered in stuff.

• 47:45Speaker 05

  My pincer. I, I drooled on myself as well. It was very good. It was so good, I drooled brown.

• 47:51Speaker 04

  Okay, we're not getting invited back.

• 47:53Speaker 05

  No.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  Obviously, we're not getting invited back. Brittany's drooling on herself. We're sweating through our costumes.

• 48:00Speaker 05

  And she's been farting the whole time.

• 48:01Speaker 04

  What do you guys think? Okay, let me ask you this. When this friendship eventually blows up and ends?

• 48:06Speaker 05

  Right, yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 04

  What do you guys think will be the cause of it? And don't say whatever's happening with my stomach right now from the kick.

• 48:13Speaker 05

  No. Wasn't going to because the bit was dead.

• 48:17Speaker 04

  No, it's not a bit.

• 48:19Speaker 05

  I'll show you. I'll unzip this right now and show you. What's gonna blow up our friendship for good?

• 48:25Speaker 04

  When this friendship blows up, what do you think is gonna be the cause?

• 48:29Speaker 05

  Hmm. It's gotta be like, we're the type of people where it would be something financial.

• 48:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  You steal from me.

• 48:38Speaker 05

  It'd be like a throu- a throuple breakup.

• 48:40Speaker 04

  Brittany steals from me.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  Now, we, like, yeah, I would say. I would like skim off the top, or I would like, it would be something money-related, and then one of us would tell the other, and then I would get them in on it, and then it would be against one of you.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 04

  That is totally true.

• 48:55Speaker 05

  I was thinking like I walk in on you guys, and we agree to talk about, you know, acting alone, outside of the throuple.

• 49:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  Like, we had to set those boundaries early.

• 49:06Speaker 05

  Mickey Cake Pop for you. You made it look really good.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Mickey Ghost Cake Pop for you, queen.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  Mickey Ghost Cake Pop for the queen.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  Mickey Ghost Cake Pop tonight, queen? Queen, Mickey Ghost Cake Pop?

• 49:19Speaker 04

  Queen, Mickey Ghost Cake Pop tonight, queen?

• 49:21Speaker 05

  I can't believe-

• 49:22Speaker 04

  In the closed-down parking 2am, queen?

• 49:24Speaker 05

  Text from Mickey Ghost Cake Pop. You up?

• 49:25Speaker 04

  You up?

• 49:26Speaker 05

  You up? WID?

• 49:28Speaker 04

  Mickey Ghost Cake Pop is calling. Are you answering?

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Hello? Yellow.

• 49:33Speaker 04

  Wanna play a game?

• 49:33Speaker 05

  Yellow.

• 49:34Speaker 04

  Mickey Ghost Cake Pop asks if you wanna play a game?

• 49:37Speaker 05

  I always wanna play.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  You, Loki.

• 49:42Speaker 05

  It's really good.

• 49:43Speaker 04

  If they put me in the movie Saw, if they put me in a Saw from the movie Saw, I do feel that I would survive it.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Like being sawed?

• 49:52Speaker 04

  If you, if Saw, you know that little freak?

• 49:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  Who puts people in the room?

• 49:56Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Jigsaw.

• 49:58Speaker 04

  Jigsaw. If he put me in one of his rooms, I think I would survive it because the whole thing was like, oh, you've been evil, you haven't appreciated being alive, now you have to cut a key out of your eyeball if you wanna live. Guess what? I'll cut that key out of my eyeball.

• 50:15Speaker 05

  No.

• 50:16Speaker 04

  I'll cut that key out of my eyeball. I don't care. I'll do anything to live. Except diet and exercise.

• 50:25Speaker 05

  With some exceptions, of course. With some exceptions, of course. With some huge caveats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is a couple asterisks in there. Okay. I also feel that you could be able to wordsmith your way out of it. I feel like you would charm your way out of the room. You would charm your way out of that room. Yeah.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  I would, first of all, never end up in the Saw because no one appreciates life and its little pleasures more than me, and I think Saw would see that.

• 50:49Speaker 05

  You know how many times I've gotten that sunset edit of his soliloquy on sunsets?

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Y'all don't appreciate sunsets the way you should.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  I agree. I, I, you know what? You're their number one fan.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  I love a sunset.

• 50:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  It's to the point now where people send me their sunsets.

• 51:02Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  And that means everything to me, and I think Saw, if he were to, if he were to find me-

• 51:07Speaker 05

  If he really got to know you for real?

• 51:09Speaker 04

  If Saw got to know me, he would take me out of the trap.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Your camera roll alone would prove to him that you're not deserving of being in that trap.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  I don't deserve to be in trap, and I think Saw would see that.

• 51:19Speaker 05

  That's true. He would.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  And I think both of you, by the way, I don't say this just because we're on a podcast episode together right now, or just because you guys are two of my closest friends, I really think both of you guys would survive trap from Saw.

• 51:31Speaker 05

  I think so, too.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  If you were put in there.

• 51:33Speaker 05

  If I was put in there, I think so, too. Yeah. I think he would just get so tired of me not listening that he would let me out. Yeah. He would just be like, oh my god, okay, get out.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Oh, jeez. I'm not doing that. Yeah, he's like, stop.

• 51:45Speaker 04

  Ew.

• 51:45Speaker 05

  He's like, dig it out of your eye. No.

• 51:47Speaker 04

  No.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  No, I li- I don't want to do that. I'm gonna kill you. Okay.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  Oh, ooh.

• 51:52Speaker 05

  Okay, well, hurry up. It's hot in here. No, for real. Can you at least put the AC on? Like, I see it. It's like a wall, you know? Yeah, I was like, I can literally see it. I know it goes lower than 68. I saw TikTok on it. I know you have the remote. I know you have the remote. I literally saw TikTok on hacking the AC.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  He's like, the remote's in your eye. You have to cut- Okay, I'm not doing that.

• 52:08Speaker 05

  Now I'm gonna do it.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  Now I'll do it.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  If we're talking temperature control.

• 52:11Speaker 04

  For AC, I'll do anything.

• 52:12Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah. Okay.

• 52:14Speaker 04

  God, I need AC so bad.

• 52:16Speaker 05

  Me too.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  In my life. Going to Europe is such a challenging thing that can happen.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  Agreed.

• 52:20Speaker 04

  When it's hot and they don't have any of it?

• 52:22Speaker 05

  No, in France, like, they have no air conditioning and no elevators. Like, like, updated ones.

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Or when they do have an elevator, it's really scary.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  It's like that police system one.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  They made elevators before they knew people could be like me.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, one time I was in a- Before you dropped. Right, for real. Before they got this big. That was when door frames were like 411. Yeah, yeah. I literally, one time we were in Paris and me, Jason, and Billy got in the same elevator. And then as soon as the doors closed, it said, "Max weight 220 pounds." And Dave goes, "Oh, we're way heavier than that." Well, I guess we'll find out what happens.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  You're clicking the, the door open button?

• 52:57Speaker 05

  It's the Tower of Terror music.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  I just also think I would have survived Titanic.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  I'm so sorry, I would have gotten on one of those little boats.

• 53:06Speaker 05

  Honestly, I, I'm telling, I honest to God, wait, can I say, I think I would have too.

• 53:10Speaker 04

  I would have gotten on one of those little boats, dude.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  I'm so serious about it.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  I don't give up. I'm getting on one of the little boats.

• 53:17Speaker 05

  You're letting my-

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Women, children, and Caleb.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  I'm getting on one of those little boats.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  You know my heart, you know my heart. You know my heart, Saw, you know my heart.

• 53:25Speaker 04

  We'll get me Saw. Don't put me in trap.

• 53:26Speaker 05

  You know me.

• 53:27Speaker 04

  Put me on the little boat with the women and children. Cause the women and children would have wanted me there. They would have said, "Can Caleb come?"

• 53:31Speaker 05

  And you know you would really have to work, cause you know you would be below deck on that Titanic. Oh, 100%. Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  Okay, here's a question for you guys.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  Let's hear it.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  I'll start with Drew.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  Me and Brittany are both drowning, you have one life raft, who do you throw it to?

• 53:48Speaker 05

  I'm gonna say you, because you're stronger than her, so you can help her. But if I throw it to her, she can't help you.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Brittany's not showing it right now, but that did hurt her feelings.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  No, but see, my logic is there. The, the A-side did, the B-side didn't. Are you a strong swimmer? Moderate. Strong swimmer?

• 54:07Speaker 04

  I am a strong swimmer.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  Well, then I gotta give it to the strong swimmer. And you, you would take me in your arms and figure it out?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  It depends.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  It depends on what my situation was.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  Well, the situation is you're floating in the water and you only have one life raft.

• 54:21Speaker 04

  If it, if I felt like we could both survive, yes, I would take you in my arms and I would save you. But if it felt, even for a second, like I was in danger, I would not- Do you understand what I mean?

• 54:37Speaker 05

  Just to keep it real. So, can we talk after?

• 54:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, absolutely. But before we do-

• 54:42Speaker 05

  Can we sidebar? Yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  You're on the boat, Drew and I are both drowning, you have one life raft, who are you saving?

• 54:47Speaker 05

  I mean, I'll probably go with Drew's logic as well, but ultimately, it would kinda be like a- But you know I'm stronger than Caleb. Yeah, and I kinda think it would be like a gamified thing. I'd be like, "Who wants it?" Then, then we both die, cause we're both like, "No, I'm stronger. No, I'm stronger." Yes. But also, a, a follow-up question, why are you drowning? If you are good swimmers? I think it's just cause the ice, the water is like ice cold. Oh. So we're get, we're rapidly dying from hypothermia. That's my guess. If we're talking Titanic, or are we just talking regular ocean?

• 55:18Speaker 04

  At this point, we were talking regular ocean.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. Well, regular ocean, then. Honestly, I might just save the life raft. That's true.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  Just in case I end up needing it.

• 55:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, I actually might need it in a few days. Actually, now that I really think about it, I'll probably need it. Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  That's really smart.

• 55:33Speaker 05

  And I, you know, I'm like Moana, so I'll just have the ocean save me.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  That's really beautiful. I really respect that answer and I understand that completely.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  We lack that.

• 55:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  You don't have a spiritual connection. No, you're connected to nature in a way that I am try, I'm, I'm striving to achieve. You are connected to nature in a way.

• 55:50Speaker 04

  Do you feel that you're connected to nature?

• 55:52Speaker 05

  Not very closely, not intimately. Yeah.

• 55:54Speaker 04

  You've separated yourself from Earth.

• 55:56Speaker 05

  I love- They're acquaintances. I, yeah, I love sitting in my house.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  You do love it indoors.

• 56:01Speaker 05

  I, I don't like to walk, I like to sit in my house. We covered the AC bit, it's kind of, you know. Yeah, okay, if someone's like, "We should go look at the ocean," or whatever, I'd be like, "Okay, yeah, but how soon can we leave?" Or like, "Can we pick up Jersey Mike's on the way home?"

• 56:15Speaker 04

  Your number one thing is, how quick can I be in a muumuu on that couch?

• 56:19Speaker 05

  We've talked about this before, he's never afraid to leave. Oh, never.

• 56:23Speaker 04

  So I'll go.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  Neither is she. Neither is she. No, that's true. That's, that's like arguably one of my favorite things about you, is you're just blunt honesty.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  We'll go.

• 56:31Speaker 05

  Well, this is over, so I'm gonna leave now.

• 56:33Speaker 04

  We'll be leaving.

• 56:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:34Speaker 04

  We'll be leaving.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  You're like, "Well, you guys have fun, I'm gonna take off." And we're like, "Oh, okay, yeah, perfect."

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Well, sometimes it's just time to go. And when I'm ready to go, it needs to happen ASAP.

• 56:43Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  I do not like waiting around.

• 56:45Speaker 05

  That's true, you do hate that.

• 56:46Speaker 04

  I don't like waiting around, I don't like the, I don't like the 37-minute goodbye. Goodbye, and then we go. That's what I like. That's what I like.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  Great, yeah.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? And y'all didn't ask me the life raft question.

• 56:58Speaker 05

  Okay, if you, um, only had one life raft, who would you throw it to?

• 57:01Speaker 04

  I would never, ever, ever play that game.

• 57:06Speaker 05

  No, but guys, seriously, it's messed up what you've been saying.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  I would never play that game, and the fact that you guys were willing to participate in that.

• 57:15Speaker 05

  Uh, One Direction? Hmm. Peak, okay? 2013, 2014. Tomlinson Tuesdays. Dress like Louis Tomlinson. I wore suspenders, stripes-

• 57:28Speaker 04

  Brittany.

• 57:28Speaker 05

  And vans to school.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  No.

• 57:32Speaker 05

  Can I see your, I see yours, I'mma raise you again. Let's hear it. When I was young, I had like two best friends, and you remember Lee Ferrexon Day? From SpongeBob. I don't even, we would say, every Friday was Lee Ferrexon's, Ferrexon Day, for no reason at all. Yep. We'd have to wear green, and to top it off, we had a little baby Simba that was like this big, he also had to wear green. We would make outfits for him. You were like weird girl. That was, that was weird girl. So I said, "I see your little-

• 58:02Speaker 04

  You were like weird girl.

• 58:03Speaker 05

  And like, we literally would trade the little Simba off, like, we'd go, "Kids, you're a weekend with him, so like, make sure you change his outfit and everything." Yeah, you were like weirdo, weirdo. You're telling me that, and you were Louis Tomlinson Tuesdays? I was experiencing gender euphoria. You're Louis, Louis Tomlinson Tuesdays, 17 years old.

• 58:18Speaker 04

  Also, what do you mean Tomlinson Tuesday? Like, who decided that?

• 58:21Speaker 05

  That, it was a trend on the internet.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Oh, it was?

• 58:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was Tomlinson Tuesdays, post your like Larry Stylenson fit, and I would. I really genuinely thought you just made that up on your own. No, I'm not joking. This was, I was in the bowels of One Direction Tumblr, and that's what the girls were doing. Hopefully he'll notice. He's not checking the hashtag Tomlinson Tuesdays. No.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  He's like, "God, I wish I had a girlfriend, let me check the Tomlinson Tuesday hashtag." I don't know how else I would meet an eligible girl.

• 58:46Speaker 05

  God, I'm so, I'm so cold in my bed at night, I need to look through the Tomlinson Tuesday hashtag.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  What would we do if I was there?

• 58:51Speaker 05

  It's so lonely in my mansion.

• 58:54Speaker 04

  God, I just wish one of these girls from Tomlinson Tuesday, Tomlinson. I wish they would want me back, but I guess I'll never know.

• 59:01Speaker 05

  I sent countless DMs to that man. Louis Tomlinson, I know you're watching, I am so sorry. You know Louis Tomlinson's a huge fan. The funniest part is, that's probably not a joke. I DM'd Louis Tomlinson about once a week, every week for a year, saying, "Louis, we might be cousins."

• 59:15Speaker 04

  No. Brittany.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Like, genuinely being like, "He's gonna see this."

• 59:19Speaker 04

  That, I'm not even kidding, and I hate to say this, that really changed the way I look at you. In a way that I'm like, scared we can't come back from.

• 59:27Speaker 05

  I was just about to say, I got a chill down my spine, like when you get the flu.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 59:31Speaker 05

  Not like, awesome. Yeah, I got a chill like cold chills.

• 59:34Speaker 04

  Do you know, do you know when you're driving in the rain and you, you, uh, what's it called, Astro?

• 59:37Speaker 05

  You're a hydroplane.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  You hydroplane for a little bit?

• 59:39Speaker 05

  AstroTurf.

• 59:40Speaker 04

  That feeling, where your whole, where your whole body wants to come out of your, that's what I felt when Brittany said that just now.

• 59:45Speaker 05

  That, okay.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  "We might be cousins."

• 59:47Speaker 05

  "We might be cousins."

• 59:48Speaker 04

  That makes me sick.

• 59:49Speaker 05

  Once, once a week for a year? "Let me know when you see this, Brittany." "I know you're pretty busy."

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Bumping, checking in.

• 59:55Speaker 05

  Bumping, bumping this, bumping this.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  Circling back.

• 59:57Speaker 05

  52 messages in a row. Bumping this, bumping this.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  I was DMing CEOs asking for internships.

• 1:00:03Speaker 05

  And that's what you and I are different.

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  It was really embar, that's even more embarrassing.

• 1:00:06Speaker 05

  Okay, David Goggins.

• 1:00:08Speaker 04

  Truly. Truly, me on LinkedIn being like, "I'd love an opportunity with your company," they're like, "You're sev," what are you, what is going on? What are you talking about?

• 1:00:13Speaker 05

  On Twitter, yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  True, dude, I was on Twitter back in the day.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  I know, I literally told Brittany, "I heard about you first on Twitter, I followed you on Twitter for years."

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  Dude, I was on Twitter crazy style.

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  You were, I loved that app, that was like my favorite one.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  Twitter was the bomb back in the day.

• 1:00:27Speaker 05

  It was. Remember trending topics on Twitter? Oh, yeah. There was a ring of food around you. No, the way, yeah, there's a, for real, like peanut shells all around you.

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  No, I was covered in cookie for a little bit. I was covered in cookie for a little bit.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, trending topics was crazy. Dude, Twitter used to be so fun, like, it used to be a real, like-

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  Genuinely.

• 1:00:48Speaker 04

  Place.

• 1:00:48Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Like, things would pop off and you'd be like, "I gotta, I literally have to get to Twitter right now."

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  I agree. When I first started doing this, one of the first times I trended on Twitter, I was talking about PB and J sandwiches.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  Cause I said, "PB and J sandwiches are the worst sandwich combination of all time, and one day you guys will be brave enough to have that conversation with me."

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  Ew, you meant that?

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  The amount of hate that I got.

• 1:01:08Speaker 04

  I'm feeling negative towards you right now.

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  And I still mean that right now.

• 1:01:11Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:01:12Speaker 05

  When you think about Elvis's favorite sandwich. Oh my god. Peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Bunch of lard. And in between two pieces of bread. Lard, maxing.

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  Peanut butter, banana, bacon's actually sick.

• 1:01:21Speaker 05

  I literally, I don't like peanut butter and jelly, just generally speaking, but I also like, I just think if I'm gonna pick a sandwich, like, why would I pick one with nightmare textures and no meat?

• 1:01:31Speaker 04

  No meat is tough, no meat is tough.

• 1:01:34Speaker 05

  Of all the sandwich options to pick, like, I'm not picking that one. Would you like a grilled cheese? I love a grilled cheese. That's a similar texture, in my opinion. No, it's salty, though.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  That's a decent, that's a decent point.

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  It's all the mushing of it, that's why I'm like, "I'm good." And then the top of my mouth looks like stalagmites, I'm over it. Over it, I'm not doing it.

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  You ever do a bacon tomato grilled cheese?

• 1:01:53Speaker 05

  Bacon, ooh, bacon tomato, yeah, that's fire.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  Bomb.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fire. You dip it?

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  Bomb, in?

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  Tomato soup? Yeah. He said, "No."

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  No, you would?

• 1:02:04Speaker 05

  Granville, well, Granville, the restaurant chain? Delicious. They have a Parmesan crusted grilled cheese, like Parmesan cheese crusted on the outside, and then a little tomato sauce like dipping. When I tell you, I felt like, the first time I ate that, I felt like I wanted to rip off my shirt and beat my chest like a gorilla. That's how excited it made me. I literally was like, "This is the most delicious sandwich I've ever had in my li," I literally was blown away. I was passionate about it. Yeah. I really, I felt like Remy when he's like eating and he's like, all the fruits dancing around him. That's what I felt. Or his fat brother.

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  You posted about this a lot.

• 1:02:37Speaker 05

  I did, the grilled cheese.

• 1:02:39Speaker 04

  I think you posted like a whole, like, four parts, part story series on the grilled cheese.

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  Wall of text. Read.

• 1:02:44Speaker 04

  No, I related to you.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  Oh, a girl can't be passionate about a sandwich?

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  Oh, let's make fun of the girl who took a creative risk.

• 1:02:50Speaker 05

  Senorita, awesome.

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  Akka awesome. Akka awesome. I took my hoof off because it smeared with chocolate and cookie and cake and my drool.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  Really, the feeling in my stomach might just be like hunger or something.

• 1:03:07Speaker 05

  Would, yeah, maybe.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  I've had so many snacks, it couldn't possibly be, but.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Where, where is it located regionally?

• 1:03:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm gonna say it feels connected to the kick in a way where you're like, it shouldn't feel that way down there.

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  And obviously, I don't want to bring it back to this, but I was gonna ask if either of you guys brought us so true.

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  Did you guys think of one?

• 1:03:25Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, the name of the podcast.

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  The name of the podcast.

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  Reason why we're here. Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:31Speaker 04

  As you know, you're in good company, no one's ever thought of one.

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  I think that everyone could benefit from being in a, in an MLM just for a little.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Because I think like, people, and first of all, you like learn go, to be a go-getter. Cause you're virtually unemployed, so you like, you have to do something.

• 1:03:51Speaker 04

  You have to hustle.

• 1:03:52Speaker 05

  You kill what you eat. But there is something that you shed, like in terms of like humility.

• 1:03:57Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  When you have to peddle like oils to your family.

• 1:04:00Speaker 04

  You get your shame out of there.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, when you start doing PowerPoints in the living room and being like, with a hundred dollars invested in me, I could get your business started. When you're doing that in your own living room, you start to learn like, maybe I don't care what other people think of me.

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? Like, when you start going to places and you start reading like The Power of Zero? Or like Fanatical Prospecting and you're like, this is like my thing now.

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  I think this is what like Girl Scout cookies and stuff is.

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Right, they're all MLMs.

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  A lot of kids groups have that.

• 1:04:26Speaker 05

  And I have to say MLMs are not illegal, they're just at most annoying.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:29Speaker 05

  More than anything, they're annoying.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  And it's not illegal to be annoying.

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  No, it's not, it is a nuisance, but it's not illegal.

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:04:34Speaker 05

  And I think everyone could benefit from that, I think people would learn confidence.

• 1:04:38Speaker 04

  An MLM is a great training ground.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  I'm telling you, like, especially if you want to be in entertainment.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  You gotta shed something. I think the same could be said about just working retail jobs. That too. Like, that will teach you how the average American treats a service worker. That's true. And it'll make you rethink how you walk into places. Yeah, like you've ever, you ever had to go into a family party and you know that the family's going, and remember, he's selling the knives, so like, just, just listen to the pitch.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  Buy a knife if you have fifty bucks, if you don't, it'd be nice.

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  Like, he's not, he's not hurting anyone.

• 1:05:11Speaker 04

  That's really true, shedding, shedding shame is a huge part of.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  I think so, I think to lead, lead a happy and fulfilled life, but again, you can't stay in for too long.

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:05:20Speaker 05

  Something terrible.

• 1:05:20Speaker 04

  Staying in for too long is the problem.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, staying in for too long.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  And buying in too hard.

• 1:05:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, you'll start, you know, preparing a bunker and you'll start moving in with twenty-five people.

• 1:05:29Speaker 04

  The bunker people, low-key, these days are coming out looking pretty good.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  No, that's true.

• 1:05:33Speaker 04

  Like, every day, a bunker sounds cooler and cooler to me.

• 1:05:36Speaker 05

  That's true, it's like, it would make more sense to have one.

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  Like, having a bunker is low-key getting kind of goaded.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  Chic.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  The, the bunker people will, the funny thing about bunker people is, at some point in some time in history, in the future, you will turn out to be goaded.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  If you're a bunker person.

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  And they'll be like, everyone laughed at me when I bought all the Clorox.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  It just sucks if you've been a bunker person since like the eighties, it's like, okay, well.

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  No, everyone's doing it, yeah. What about you, Brett?

• 1:06:03Speaker 04

  What's so true to you?

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  Something so true to me is the art of hosting has been lost. And like, at home or like?

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  If you are ho, no, at home. OT. Hosting people at your house, hosting a dinner party, being a good host, that used to be bread and butter of like, community and like, forming connections and eating, sharing a meal together, having activities. I always make sure when I have people over, there is a candle burning. Me too. Right? We're both pretty good at this, we offer beverages, so do you, you are a fantastic host as well. That's true, Caleb is a wonderful host. It's, it's a, a lost art form, and we were just talking about, Drew wants to do like, uh, everyone bring a dip or an appetizer or a platter. I'm planning a whole night. And like, that is what I'm talking about.

• 1:06:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:58Speaker 05

  That is.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Direction, theme, thoughtfulness.

• 1:07:01Speaker 05

  My, one of my other friends. Caleb does that with all his parties too. Yes, I love it, one of my other friends threw a party recently that was like, wear the outfit that you don't have an occasion for.

• 1:07:09Speaker 04

  That's a cool one.

• 1:07:10Speaker 05

  Fun, that's cute. That's what I'm talking about, like, set out things for your guests, make sure they never have an empty drink, like, make sure that the bathroom. And you're working the room and they're all shuffling, talking to new people. A hundred percent, making connections. Yeah. Yeah, that's my so true.

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  That's really beautiful.

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  I really appreciate that from you.

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  Okay, projections and trends before we move on.

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  End of this year, this episode's coming out in October, what are you guys seeing for the fall and winter? What's big, what's hot, what are we avoiding, what are we leaving behind as we move into the fall and winter, what are we stepping into? I'll go ahead and kick things off.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:07:44Speaker 04

  Happy to do it. We're stepping into going to the theater with your friends.

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  A hundred percent. Fun.

• 1:07:49Speaker 04

  And it can be any kind of theater, it can be live theater, it can be movie theater, it could also be, I'll just even say, opera, something like that, ballet. We're going to performances with our friends, I think that's big for this fall and winter.

• 1:08:00Speaker 05

  Watching art in real life.

• 1:08:01Speaker 04

  Real life, real time, yes. Um, I think we're leaving behind, gosh, what do I want us to leave behind? I don't know, I don't even know what people are doing, I like, I'm not up on trends. But I think we're leaving behind, basically, just give me a call, if there's anything that you're like, should we be doing this, I would be happy to let you know yes or no.

• 1:08:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  I'll just sign off on anything.

• 1:08:25Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  And that's not just for you guys, that's for the listeners as well.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Something that's in is ask me my opinion, I will give it.

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  Something that's in is I approve stuff.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:08:34Speaker 04

  And something that's out is unapproved.

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  The mayor. The mayor.

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, unapproved behaviors are out.

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  Yes, that's right, they have to be Caleb Hearon-approved behaviors.

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  I think some really interesting things could come from that, and I'm not even kind of kidding.

• 1:08:46Speaker 05

  No, I think that's true, I think you would clean up quickly if all of the actions came across your desk.

• 1:08:51Speaker 04

  If everything flowed through me.

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  It would be interesting to see what we could do.

• 1:08:55Speaker 05

  We'd get a couple things done, I'd say.

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  Only a couple.

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:58Speaker 04

  But a couple, I think they'd be big ones as well.

• 1:09:00Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  You guys see any, anything coming up we need to know about? I'm just giving you an opportunity here, we can cut this. If you've got nothing, we can cut this.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  No, no, I can, I can think of something easily. What are we doing more of? I would say not technology-based hangouts with friends. Community, like going out in community, even like, going to a dog park and like, trying to talk to people, or like, joining a club, like a local.

• 1:09:29Speaker 04

  Talking to strangers is big.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, a local community thing, like, I think getting involved in your community and like, getting to know your neighbors, I think that should be really good.

• 1:09:37Speaker 05

  And guess what, harder than you think it is. It's true, well, and it's also like, we're such an individualistic society and now we're so isolated with technology. Yeah, totally. I like, read this whole thing about, like, this really beautiful substack about neighbors and like, meeting her neighbor for the first time, and it's like, you don't even really have to become best friends, but it's like, if you need something, in a pinch, your neighbor, that's like the whole point of community, it's really beautiful. So, I think that's something we should be doing more of, is reaching out to each other. Leaving behind, being hypercritical of each other. I think we're being so, so hypercritical, it's killing community more than anything.

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  Well, cause everyone's scared to try anything.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Exactly, I think it's like, I was gonna say cringe, like, leaving behind the fear of being cringe or being perceived as cringe or whatever. Yeah, cringe is like, it's so like, the nonchalant thing, I think is not, it's cool to care about stuff and it's cool to be passionate about stuff. And it's not cool to be hyperjudgmental of people who do care about stuff. And I would say to add on to that, my out is bean soup theory. Yeah. You know about this?

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  What is bean soup theory?

• 1:10:43Speaker 05

  God bless you, God bless you for not knowing, honestly, God bless you. Bean soup theory is a TikTok local theory, this woman came on the interweb.

• 1:10:51Speaker 04

  I'm already so pissed off.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  Well, and you're about to get, it's about to get worse, this woman came on the internet and said, here's how I make my bean soup. Someone comments, I don't like beans, how do I make this without beans? What if I don't like beans? What if I don't like beans? Then don't make it. She goes, maybe this isn't for you, maybe don't make this. That one moment has spiraled into this whole larger discourse online of this what about me-ism. Yeah. And it's like, you don't have to make a commentary video on something that does not apply to you. Right. That's this, what you're talking about.

• 1:11:23Speaker 05

  Not everything is for me, essentially. Not everything is for me and that's okay. I also think we should listen and watch to enjoy, not necessarily always to critique. Yeah. Cause you know how many things I watch and I'm like, god, that was terrible, I had a blast.

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, I had a good time.

• 1:11:37Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? Like, we need bad art, like, bad art needs to exist, like, it does. Sharknado. We need it.

• 1:11:43Speaker 04

  We need Sharknado.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  Like, I was saying, I just watched the end of Oak Street, that movie is bonkers. Oh my god, insane plot, and I said, what on earth, had a blast.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  Had a great time.

• 1:11:55Speaker 05

  Loved it, loved it, so fun.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  Did you have fun should be a bigger question.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:12:00Speaker 04

  Less analyzing and criticizing and more just like, that's fun.

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  It's ninety-five degrees at two in the morning, you guys mind if I have a Mickey cake pop while the world ends?

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  You guys mind?

• 1:12:08Speaker 05

  Is that alright?

• 1:12:09Speaker 04

  Y'all mind if I sweat through this velour suit in front of the pumpkin at Disney?

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  And tear my Achilles with my friends.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Y'all mind if I rupture something in my stomach? What, is it illegal now to have a really warm feeling in your stomach after doing a high kick? I didn't think so, you guys wanna play a game?

• 1:12:25Speaker 05

  Let's play a game. Let's play a game.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

  All right, y'all, you know the drill, I'm gonna read you fifteen statements, we'll start with you Drew and then we'll go back and forth.

• 1:12:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  If you get, go ahead and hit the cake pop for me, Brittany, I'm gonna read you fifteen statements.

• 1:12:38Speaker 05

  She's eating like the horses that carry those carriages around here. Why there is, there's. The trough is tucked over both of my ears. The feed is all on the tracks. Yeah, my, my feed is everywhere around me.

• 1:12:49Speaker 04

  So you're gonna tell me as quickly as you can if what I just said is true or false, if you guys get collectively ten or more right, we're gonna give you fifty US dollars.

• 1:12:55Speaker 05

  Okay, and I go first and then she goes.

• 1:12:56Speaker 04

  You're gonna go first and Brittany's gonna back and forth, you ready? Iowa grows the most pumpkins in the US.

• 1:13:01Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  False, Illinois. Brittany, the word witch comes from an old English word meaning wise woman.

• 1:13:07Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  True. Halloween originated in Ireland.

• 1:13:11Speaker 05

  False.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:13:12Speaker 05

  What the?

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  The song Monster Mash hit number one on the Billboard one hundred chart the year it came out.

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  False.

• 1:13:18Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  Awesome.

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  There are cur, there are currently eight themed lands in the Disneyland park.

• 1:13:24Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:13:25Speaker 04

  False, there's nine.

• 1:13:26Speaker 05

  I'm oh for three.

• 1:13:27Speaker 04

  Jaden's.

• 1:13:29Speaker 05

  No worries.

• 1:13:29Speaker 04

  Jaden Smith was born on Halloween.

• 1:13:31Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:13:32Speaker 04

  False.

• 1:13:34Speaker 04

  Willow Smith was.

• 1:13:35Speaker 05

  I literally said true with you.

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  There is a tea party scene in every Toy Story film.

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  True. Who's that for?

• 1:13:41Speaker 04

  False, all but Toy Story two. Pumpkins are vegetables. Is that for me?

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:13:47Speaker 04

  False, true.

• 1:13:48Speaker 05

  No, that's false, I was gonna say, they have seeds.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  The two of you together on par to have the worst one we've ever had.

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  Give me the pumpkin.

• 1:13:54Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:13:55Speaker 05

  Pumpkin.

• 1:13:55Speaker 04

  Human skeletons have more bones at birth than when they reach adulthood.

• 1:13:58Speaker 05

  False.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:14:01Speaker 05

  Hello?

• 1:14:02Speaker 04

  Hello? Brittany?

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  Hello?

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  Dumbo the flying elephant is the only attraction that is at every Disney resort location around the world.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  False.

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:14:11Speaker 05

  Oh, I knew it! I'm not getting Ruth's right, but mine wrong.

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  True. The largest pumpkin ever recorded was grown in Wales.

• 1:14:18Speaker 05

  False.

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  False, Italy.

• 1:14:19Speaker 05

  Thank god.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  Mary Shelley was 35 years old when Frankenstein was published.

• 1:14:23Speaker 05

  Ooh, false.

• 1:14:24Speaker 04

  False, 20.

• 1:14:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, she was young.

• 1:14:27Speaker 04

  2039 will be the next Halloween with a full moon.

• 1:14:31Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:14:31Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  Dang.

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  Katie Couric is 5'4".

• 1:14:37Speaker 05

  Three apples tall. Like, like, true. True.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  True. Disney's Hercules came out in 1995.

• 1:14:45Speaker 05

  True.

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  False, 1997.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:47Speaker 04

  Chance, how'd they do?

• 1:14:48Speaker 06

  They got five.

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  He's like, "You got three." "You got six." Out of how many? And how many did I need to pass?

• 1:14:56Speaker 06

  Fifteen.

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  And let me know, what was the passing rate? Okay.

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  Keep your $50. Six hundred.

• 1:15:08Speaker 04

  SpongeBob. Well, I think overall, I want to thank you for being here. And I think this was a beautiful, beautiful treat.

• 1:15:14Speaker 05

  Sorry her feed's all over the ground.

• 1:15:16Speaker 04

  Well, sorry that Brittany's covered in cake pop, Disney. We love you regardless.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  Thank you so much, Disney.

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