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In this episode of SmartLess, hosts Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett are joined by comedian and writer Robbie Hoffman. The conversation explores Hoffman's unconventional upbringing as the seventh of ten children in a poor Hasidic family in Montreal, how her rough-and-tumble household shaped her fearless comedic voice, and her path to stand-up success and a Netflix special directed by John Mulaney. They also discuss dating, the absurdities of tabloid media rumors, and the surprising comforts of growing up without wealth compared to the strict rules of ultra-rich homes.
The hosts announce Robbie Hoffman as the surprise guest and begin to set the stage for his appearance.
Robbie shares details about growing up as the seventh of ten children in a Hasidic household in Montreal and the family’s financial struggles.
The hosts wrap up the episode, reflect on Robbie’s journey, and thank him for joining the show.
Robbie recounts how he discovered his sexuality, the challenges of coming out within his religious community, and the impact on his relationships.
Robbie talks about meeting his wife Gabby, her time on The Bachelorette, and how their relationship developed after the show.
Hosts introduce the episode and read a brief advertisement before diving into the conversation.
The couple discusses their four-year partnership, wedding details, and the choice of a non-traditional officiant.
Robbie reveals how comedian John Mulaney reached out with a Netflix special opportunity, sparking excitement and nerves.
The hosts and Robbie detail the production process, including filming two shows in one night and the creative control Mulaney provided.
Robbie talks about his HBO show, future career goals, and what everyday success means to him.
Tabloid invention of feudsstory
The hosts laugh about how tabloid media fabricated a longstanding rift between Jason Bateman and Will Arnett based entirely on a casual joke about bathroom habits.
Simultaneous fear and confidenceinsight
The guest explains that being extremely afraid all the time does not prevent someone from being confident enough to take action.
Growing up without comedy rulesinsight
The guest describes growing up in a large household where nothing was off limits and the culture was both brutal and funny at the same time.
Discovering sexuality through campingstory
The guest recounts the hilarious, reluctant realization of her sexuality at age 17 during a college camping gym class in Montreal.
Finding love after The Bachelorettestory
The guest shares the amusing story of how she met her wife, Gabby Windey, who was previously the star of The Bachelorette, outside a bar in Los Angeles.
Receiving a text from John Mulaneystory
The guest reads the exact, surreal text message she received from John Mulaney proposing a Netflix comedy special partnership.
Trading up for a dream carstrategy
The guest outlines her clever financial strategy of buying cheap, collectible older cars and trading up until she could afford her dream Porsche 911.
“I didn't know I was gay, I had no idea, I wasn't a kid who knew anything like this.”
“The difference is, is like, I'm simultaneously extremely afraid and extremely confident.”
“I don't post my clips or anything like that. So to see me, you really have to see me.”
“I love you guys. I really am such a fan. I know.”
Wear a belt in the 90’s: it’s Robby Hoffman. Rich vs. Poor, brutal and funny, travel time for a cup of water, and brand-new towels. It’s another episode of “I didn’t choose this thought,” on an all-new SmartLess.
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