986. Andy & DJ CTI: Venezuelan President Arrested, Over 1,000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation & Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating

On today's episode, Andy & DJ dicuss Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro declaring himself a decent man claiming he was kidnapped by US forces, over 1,000 arrested in a massive Minnesota operation, and the Trans gymgoer caught masturbating in a women's bathroom inside of Planet Fitness.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:16Andy Frisella?

  What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realist, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ prove the motherfucking internet.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  Live, that's what we're gonna do. I guess we could stop saying live now because it's always gonna be live. You know, present, yeah, we're here.

• 0:41Andy Frisella?

  Alright, if this is your first time to the show, this is CTI, this is where we put topics on the screen, we talk about what's going on, we speculate, we have some laughs, and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. We have other shows as well throughout the week, we have Q and A F, that is available every Monday, it's where you submit questions and we answer them. The YouTube video of those is over on Andy Frisella Motivations, a brand new channel. Make sure you go over there and click and subscribe and uh, yeah, we'll just get right into it, man. Don't forget, share the show out, can't have no hoes.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  No hoes.

• 1:21Andy Frisella?

  No hoes, don't be a hoes.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Don't be a hoes.

• 1:24Andy Frisella?

  Share the buzz, there you go, how about that?

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Share the buzz, there you go.

• 1:28Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's going on, doc?

• 1:30Andy Frisella?

  Nothing, man.

• 1:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, beautiful day, it actually was a really nice day today, dude.

• 1:34Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, finally.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  I can't stand it, the back and forth, it fucks me up.

• 1:38Andy Frisella?

  I was just talking to Mikey about that in the gym, dude.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:40Andy Frisella?

  I was like, bro, this, you don't know how bad the great stuff is until you get like one day of sun.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just wanted to figure out what the fuck it wants to do. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:50Andy Frisella?

  It's been doing this our whole lives, dude.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  Just pick one.

• 1:53Andy Frisella?

  It's not gonna change.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, but like I'm just hoping.

• 1:56Andy Frisella?

  Kind of like the government.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Well, this is one of my hopes, like I hope that those like climate activists and shit are kinda right. Just bring the heat, dog, I'm cool, I'm cool with it, man. But shit, it's like an oven here in the summer, so I guess, I don't know, maybe, maybe just, you know, just let it be.

• 2:10Andy Frisella?

  It's whatever, man.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, we got the chats rolling, chats are alive and well, we have Twitter rolling, X rolling, YouTube is rolling.

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Welcome. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us.

• 2:25Andy Frisella?

  Jason, that's 100% not true, just so you know.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  What'd he say?

• 2:30Andy Frisella?

  Talk about it later.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Okay. Alright, I missed it. Alright. Yeah, man. Have a hell of a show, uh, put together for everybody.

• 2:38Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  Uh, but I think, you know, I was thinking about this. I felt that it's extremely important, um, that, you know, before we really get into these headlines, we have to, we have to prepare ourselves mentally.

• 2:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Um, I think that's important. Um, and so you guys listening at home right now, wherever you are, um, I felt that we should take, uh, 60 seconds.

• 3:00Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  For some liberal insanity.

• 3:02Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Before we get started.

• 3:04Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  You ready?

• 3:07Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Brace yourselves.

• 3:45Andy Frisella?

  What are the chances that dude banged like four of those nasty? All of them? Yeah.

• 3:50Andy Frisella?

  The guru is here. Let's, let's ascend to our spiritual selves. You have to be naked.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Two things.

• 3:59Andy Frisella?

  The women go home and they're like, "Honey, what happened?" "Oh, we had a spiritual experience."

• 4:05Speaker 01

  I'm a, I'm awoken.

• 4:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Andy Frisella?

  What do you think that tent smells like?

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, I was about to say two things. First, what the, I can smell it from there.

• 4:14Andy Frisella?

  It smells like BO and Petru- Petruely mixed together.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Bro, Petruely, that's that musk stuff, isn't it?

• 4:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, all the hippies use it, man.

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Oh, man. I, ooh. And my second thought was, you know, I guess Andy, you are right. You can truly be successful if you try hard on anything.

• 4:29Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I don't know what that is.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Y'all called a scam. Is that motherfucker scamming some shit?

• 4:36Speaker 01

  There's no doubt about that. How much you think that shit costs to go? I looked up the tickets. I have the ticket price. What do you think?

• 4:42Andy Frisella?

  500 bucks.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Two fifty.

• 4:45Andy Frisella?

  Two fifty?

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Two fifty, yeah.

• 4:47Andy Frisella?

  Woo, woo! Woo! Hee hee!

• 4:53Andy Frisella?

  Ah ha!

• 4:56Andy Frisella?

  Doodly doo! Doodly doo! Give me five hundred!

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Fuck, man.

• 5:04Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. Hmm. What is going on, dude?

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Well, they, they don't-

• 5:08Andy Frisella?

  This is, this is how desperate people are for some sort of purpose, dude.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 5:13Andy Frisella?

  Like imagine showing this video to someone from like the nineteen fifties.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 5:17Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? What is going on, bro?

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck. Dude, here's my problem, out in real talk, though, like, you know, attention to detail, guys. Just get real fucking candles, bro, like, you don't even got real candles, that's LED bullshit.

• 5:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 5:31Andy Frisella?

  Well, it's a business.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  But truly ain't gonna work if we got LED candles, like, everybody knows that.

• 5:35Andy Frisella?

  Woo, woo!

• 5:38Andy Frisella?

  Doodly doo! Dude, it's-

• 5:44Andy Frisella?

  I, I don't get it, dude.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Oh, bro, she's feeling good.

• 5:47Andy Frisella?

  Man, I am wired just a completely, I got a completely different fucking program than those guys did. Holy shit.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 6:01Andy Frisella?

  What did we notice about this, too? There is no black people there.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Not one, no, not one. Bro, we, I'd be scared to walk in there.

• 6:08Andy Frisella?

  No, no rhythm allowed.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  I'd be scared.

• 6:14Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, I'd be scared to walk in there.

• 6:17Andy Frisella?

  I am an equal opportunity make fun of people, or-

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Oh, that's what it is?

• 6:22Andy Frisella?

  I just made that up.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  I love it, dude. Yeah, this is great. This is great.

• 6:28Andy Frisella?

  Boiled hot dogs. And no rhythm.

• 6:31Speaker 01

  Wet nickels, that's what it smells like in there.

• 6:36Andy Frisella?

  Oh, my God.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, you know? And, and some good news before we get, you know, cause it's-

• 6:43Andy Frisella?

  We got good news?

• 6:44Speaker 01

  We got good news, bro.

• 6:45Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Uh, the flu's back.

• 6:47Andy Frisella?

  The flu, oh!

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Isn't that great?

• 6:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it was on a vision quest.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  Bro, it was gone.

• 6:54Andy Frisella?

  It was there with whoop de whoo.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, flu's back, guys, so, you know, be grateful and um we're good, man. It's gonna be a great day.

• 7:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  It's gonna be a great day. Let's um let's, we're prepared now.

• 7:12Andy Frisella?

  This is my least favorite week of the month, or of the year.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  Why is that?

• 7:15Andy Frisella?

  Because I gotta open up my Instagram and I gotta see all the same people say the same fucking shit that I seen him see, say for the last fucking ten years on the internet, bro.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  This is my year.

• 7:26Andy Frisella?

  This is my year. We're gonna fucking do it this time. By Wednesday, they're gonna be fucking woo-hooing with Billy Bob. You know, I found my new path.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:36Andy Frisella?

  You know, that was a little too serious for me, so I, you know, went this other way.

• 7:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:40Andy Frisella?

  I accept myself.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  The worst one is, you know what, I'm just gonna try in 2027.

• 7:43Andy Frisella?

  You know what, dude, maybe you shouldn't accept yourself. Maybe you're a piece of shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, you ever, that ever occur? Like.

• 7:52Speaker 01

  Just accept it.

• 7:53Andy Frisella?

  Oh, I got self-love. Why?

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 7:57Andy Frisella?

  There's things about you that you probably shouldn't love.

• 8:01Andy Frisella?

  Anyway. I get irritated, dude.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I get it.

• 8:04Andy Frisella?

  Cause like, dude, I pour a lot of my life into trying to help people that, quite honestly,

• 8:09Andy Frisella?

  you know,

• 8:12Andy Frisella?

  they don't wanna actually change. A lot of people do. But there's a lot more people that wanna pretend like they wanna change. You know, they want it to feel, they wanna sound good, they wanna feel good about it. I'm gonna do this, but then they never do it. And it just irritates me.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like they wanna see if, if you, if you believe him this time.

• 8:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, right, right.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  Like, 2026, right?

• 8:34Andy Frisella?

  Nobody believes you until you do it, man.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 8:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, whatever, dude. That's neither here nor there.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:40Andy Frisella?

  I'm just, yeah. Let's just move past it. I'm gonna get annoyed.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Let's do it.

• 8:44Andy Frisella?

  I'm gonna start yelling.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  You gotta save that for headline three.

• 8:47Andy Frisella?

  I'm aware. I know I got it coming. I know.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrisella.com. You guys can find them linked there. Check down in the description below.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  For that as well. So let's get into our first headline. Now, setting the tone, okay, obviously, we gotta talk about the Venezuela thing. So before, you know, for all of those out there, I'll give you guys a couple of seconds to take your Ukraine flags down and take your pro-Palestine flags down and before you switch them up. And I did some homework for everybody. This is what the flag of Venezuela looks like for all of those.

• 9:28Andy Frisella?

  Oh, no, we've already seen it. We've already, I've already seen it. Within, within six hours, which was very interesting. I don't know if you have this, but within six hours of this man being extracted from Venezuela, we had protesters

• 9:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:45Andy Frisella?

  on the streets of New York City with printed signs.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:48Andy Frisella?

  Now, I've been in business for a long time, and I've had to have a lot of shit printed, okay? A lot. So much so that one of my best friends owns like one of the best print shops in the fucking world. He trains everybody how to do this shit.

• 10:06Andy Frisella?

  We send him all kinds of business and money and we've been working with him for, I could not get signs printed that fast. It would be fucking impossible, which I thought was interesting because these guys must be, have the hookup when it comes to the printing. You know what I'm saying?

• 10:19Speaker 01

  They go to those woo-hoo ceremonies.

• 10:21Andy Frisella?

  Yes. Woo-diddy-woo!

• 10:24Speaker 01

  They know it's coming.

• 10:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 10:25Speaker 01

  They know it's coming.

• 10:26Andy Frisella?

  I just, just, I just found that interesting, you know?

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Isn't that weird?

• 10:30Andy Frisella?

  I just found it interesting. You know, we had the, we had the scarves and we had the signs and, you know, we went from, which was interesting, no kings.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 10:43Andy Frisella?

  Okay. All right, hold on. No king, this is, this is real shit. I did the math. No kings to defending a fucking dictator.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Right.

• 10:53Andy Frisella?

  In 75 days.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  Man.

• 10:55Andy Frisella?

  Proof that you could transform your entire life.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Fucking proof, baby. That's real, man. Yeah. You can go from, you can go from one extreme to the other in 75 days. Yeah, completely change your life. It's science. Yep. Unfortunately, these people, their lives still look the same, but I wanted to put that up just in case, you know, and I also did a little extra homework, okay, for those that are unaware, here's a map. Okay. Yeah. Showing you where, where Venezuela is, okay, let's zoom in on it, right, like, right by Colombia, north of Brazil, right? Mm-hmm. There you go. Okay, I did the homework for you. Um, but yeah, Maduro, um, kidnapped, extradited, I don't know what you would call it. Um, we're gonna get into it, though, uh, cause there is- Distracted. It could be a lot of things. Could be a lot of things.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's a lot here, dude. There is a lot. Yeah. Dude, you know, the crazy thing is, though, like this picture here, I feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on a boys' weekend, you know what I'm saying, like trying to- That's me, you guys are dragging out.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  That's right, right, we're trying to have a good time. What kind of shoes he wearing there, what is that? Dude, I don't know, man. He's got the orange Jordans on. Those are like some Venezuela, bro, you see, they, they, so they kept switch, switching them out, right, and what he was- They put him in origin. Put him, did you see Pete respond? Yeah, I saw it, it was awesome. Yeah. What did he say? He said Eric, he was giving thumbs up because it's that good? Yeah.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  I saw that, dude, that was so funny. Bro, solid way to handle that. Uh, it was fucking great, but yeah, they got him, man. Um, and that's his wife. Uh, that's his wife there. Yeah. Um, you, ooh, um, yeah, and then they got him out, so, uh, he's out, he already has been, uh, presented in court for his official, uh, plea entry, um, where of course he, he pleaded not guilty, um, and he claims that he's a prisoner of war and that he was quote unquote kidnapped, uh, by US forces, um, as he pled not guilty, so.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, he goes, he goes, he goes into court. Uh, he appeared there, um, on narco-terrorism charges. Um, and, uh, you know, he entered the courtroom, he said, "Happy New Year," in English, to the audience before greeting his lawyers. Um, and then he went on to say, "I am the president of the Republic of Venezuela. I am here kidnapped. I was captured at my home in Caracas, Venezuela. Sixty-three-year-old fallen despot, uh, proclaimed in Spanish before Judge Alvin Hellestein stopped him." Uh, the judge shot back, uh, quote, "Let me interfere, there will be a time and, uh, and a place to go into all of this. Um, your counsel will be able to make motions at this time.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  I just want to know one thing, are you Nicolas Maduro Motos?" The judge asked. The ousted dictator replied, "I am Nicolas Maduro Motos." That's pretty good, right? Um, but yeah, but to your point, dude, very quickly, there's two bands here. We got two camps. Okay?

• 14:01Andy Frisella?

  It was interesting, uh, before you even start there. It was interesting how, you know, I popped open my phone, is, we were texting, what were we ta- we were ta- what was that, like, eight in the morning, we were all texting about it? Fucking, you know, Sunday morning, right? Or was that Saturday morning or Sunday morning?

• 14:18Speaker 01

  So, uh-

• 14:18Andy Frisella?

  Whatever.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:19Andy Frisella?

  The morning after.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:20Andy Frisella?

  Eight o'clock in the morning. What the fuck's going on? We're try- we're all talking about it. I open my phone, fuck dude, everybody figured it out!

• 14:26Speaker 01

  I already know.

• 14:27Andy Frisella?

  It was amazing!

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Bro, listen-

• 14:29Andy Frisella?

  It was crazy. Every single person-

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Knows.

• 14:32Andy Frisella?

  That talks about what was going on knows exactly what's going on.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  They are Venezuelan hysterologists.

• 14:38Andy Frisella?

  Dude!

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:39Andy Frisella?

  It made me feel stupid.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  Bro, you know, the funny thing-

• 14:42Andy Frisella?

  I actually think we should probably just pack it in because like, if they're knowing the shit within five minutes-

• 14:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:49Andy Frisella?

  Why would we even do this?

• 14:51Speaker 01

  Hmm. Yeah, FRSO, the Freedom Road Socialist Organization, had signs, "Ready to Go," um, you know, and they're rolling. And there, there's two, there's two camps here, right? There's, you have American citizens-

• 15:05Andy Frisella?

  Who's funding them?

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Oh, well, I could, I could, I have a very educated guess on that. Um, but you have our, you have American citizens here, right? In this country, in the United States of America. Um, and you have a few of them, a very, very small amount of them. Um, that are protesting in favor of Maduro, right?

• 15:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Um, and to your point, everybody's a fucking expert on this field, right? They've been studying Venezuela for-

• 15:34Andy Frisella?

  It made me feel stupid.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure, right?

• 15:37Andy Frisella?

  I must be way behind.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  But the funny thing is, dude, when you actually talk to these people, this is what they have to say. Check this clip.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  What do you know about Nicolas Maduro?

• 15:47Speaker 03

  Um, I don't know much, bro, but I'm here with Central CSO. Um, and we fight against all this, um, with like the, the, with Trump, the Trump administration, um, ICE, um, police brutality. So we're just here in support of all that right now.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  And what is, what does Maduro have to do with all that?

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Shit, bro, you know, but we're here in support.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  I mean, it makes sense, you know, Nicolas Maduro is responsible for almost eight million people leaving Venezuela. Like a quarter of their population over the last decade. I mean, he's, he's contributed a lot, right?

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, you know, we, we're just here supporting, you know what I mean?

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, go, go Nicolas Maduro. Can we do that? Let's do it. Go, no?

• 16:33Speaker 01

  Oh, now you don't want to do it.

• 16:34Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, you know, to be fairness, he's, he's new to socialism.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Oh, that's what he is.

• 16:41Andy Frisella?

  You could tell. You could tell because he's fat.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right.

• 16:46Andy Frisella?

  Seasoned socialists are starving. So he's new. He hasn't figured it out yet.

• 16:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, he ain't figured it out.

• 16:53Andy Frisella?

  So we can't, can't get on him too hard.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  He ain't gonna like it.

• 16:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  He ain't gonna like it.

• 16:58Andy Frisella?

  They didn't tell him that part. They didn't tell them-

• 17:02Speaker 01

  No churros? What are we doing? Like, what do you mean?

• 17:05Andy Frisella?

  Mandatory diets for everyone.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  You know, but the funny thing is though, right? You got, you got American citizens here in this country that are protesting, uh, the arrest and capture of Maduro, right?

• 17:18Andy Frisella?

  How fucking stupid are people, bro?

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:22Andy Frisella?

  Between the woo woo and this, it's like.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  I had to, I told you, you had to prepare yourself. You had to prepare yourself.

• 17:30Andy Frisella?

  Um.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Woo de de woo. But these are our people, right? Like, these Americans are protesting, they're mad, they're upset, right? But then, I'm conflicted because you go to Venezuela, right? And you see the reports from the people in Venezuela, they're fucking celebrating it. And they're happy. And they made their own posters. They didn't get that shit printed out, right? Thank you, President Donald Trump.

• 17:53Andy Frisella?

  I mean, yeah.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  I mean, here's a clip.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Check this out.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  I hope you have your coffee when I tell you this, but these are great news. All eyes on Venezuela. These are historical news. This is history in the making. I mean, my chest, it feels like it's gonna explode with joy. Because after, I mean, before I was even born, there had been struggles. My family has been fighting for so many years before, before his, before I was even here. They have told me about it. They told me about a time where democracy existed. And now, I can finally look forward to that.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  That's interesting.

• 18:34Andy Frisella?

  I mean, look dude, we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going on here.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 18:40Andy Frisella?

  That could be a small little group that they make look like a big group.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 18:44Andy Frisella?

  Saying the same things.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:45Andy Frisella?

  I did see a number of clips of people saying.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  I've seen a lot of these.

• 18:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  There, there's a lot of these, dude. And like, and, and, and to be fair, I mean, we're, it's 7:21 PM Central Time here. Um, there's still reports that like, you know, Maduro's people, they're still fucking, fucking people up. Like, anybody that's in the streets right now, there's shooting still going on. And they're like, I've seen, bro, I've seen some crazy clips, like them in the big MRAPs and stuff, just running over civilians.

• 19:09Andy Frisella?

  That was going on before this.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  Before, it's still going on, right? And it's like, I mean, there's a lot of interesting stuff happening, and it's hard to get a good gauge, right? To your point, it's hard to know. Well, fuck, what is the truth, right? And I imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle, for sure, right?

• 19:25Speaker 01

  But these are the citizens that are, you know, you see both sides, both camps. It's funny, though, because this also happens with our politicians. Pete Buttigieg, Pete Up the Butt just got it. He just got lit up for blasting Trump over Venezuela. But then a past statement that he made comes out, right? So he just posted this on Twitter, January 3rd, saying, quote, "It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don't want to, quote, 'run a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.'"

• 20:08Speaker 01

  Okay, now, and listen here, Pete, Pete Up the Butt? I get it.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  But you can't switch up like that because the internet doesn't delete itself. You were also the same fucking person saying this, right? Quote, "The illegitimate takeover of this Venezuelan National Assembly is further evidence that dictator Maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate his grip on power. I stand behind Juan Gallardo and the Venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim their democracy and defend their rights." You gotta pick one, buddy. And I feel like that's the case with a lot of these people, right? Like, they're not mad that Trump did this. They're mad that it was Trump that did this.

• 20:51Andy Frisella?

  Well, I mean, every, look, that's tribalism.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Right, right.

• 20:56Andy Frisella?

  You know, if the, um, somebody else had a clip like this, too. It was Schumer.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Schumer, yeah.

• 21:04Andy Frisella?

  Schumer did the same thing.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  They all do. Bro, Biden had a fucking bounty on this dude's head.

• 21:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Check this, this from KGP. You know, it's been a while since we've talked to her. Check this one out.

• 21:15Speaker 05

  quickly turn to Venezuela where Maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for democratic norms and proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration. As President Biden emphasized during his meeting with President-elect Edmundo Gonzalez Orutia on Monday, January 6th, we believe that it is essential that the will of the Venezuelan people is respected. In coordination with our partners, we've given Maduro and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy, but they haven't. So today, we are building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions.

• 21:56Speaker 05

  We announced new sanctions on key Maduro-aligned officials as a part of our efforts to hold them accountable, and we imposed more visa restrictions totaling nearly 2,000 individuals. We also increased the reward amount to $25 million for Nicolas Maduro and his so-called Minister of Interior as part of the Department of State's Narcotics Rewards Program.

• 22:20Andy Frisella?

  Wasn't this the same Maduro that the Biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to the United States? To here? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Wasn't Venezuela like the main country that all the Dominion voting systems were run out of? I've heard that too. Let's not forget about that. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Isn't that weird? Weird. There's a lot going on here. Dude, there's a lot to unpack here. There's a lot. And to go back to the previous statement where Buttigieg says Americans don't want to run another company, country, well, that depends. I mean, if gas is fucking 50 cents a gallon over here, nobody's gonna give a shit. All right? Let's run some more, baby.

• 23:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Here's what I'll appreciate, here's what I will say about, about the, the statements that I heard from Trump. How much more do you have here? Yeah, I mean, you're good. Well, what I will say about Trump is I like the fact that he just straight up said it. Yeah, we're gonna fucking take the oil. We're probably gonna sell some of it, too. And we're gonna send our companies in there, and that's what we're gonna do. And then people were bitching about that. And we have Venezuelans on the, on the ground saying,

• 23:32Andy Frisella?

  because before it was, you know, China and Russia.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:36Andy Frisella?

  Trying to align themselves.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Countries that are not even in this hemisphere.

• 23:39Andy Frisella?

  Correct. And the guy, the guy very simply says, you know, he's just a dude on the street.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:45Andy Frisella?

  Apparently, they got smarter people than we do. Um, he goes, he goes, and to those of you guys saying that the US wants our oil, what the fuck do you think Russia and China wanted?

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Our rapists?

• 23:57Andy Frisella?

  We, yeah. We, we'd much rather have you guys have it than us, or than them.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 24:02Andy Frisella?

  You know, like, and it's just, it's just funny, dude. It's funny seeing all the different shit.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  It, it's, it's crazy. Now, again, I mean, I know there's a lot of-

• 24:09Andy Frisella?

  The funniest thing to me, though, is like how everybody has it figured out.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:13Andy Frisella?

  Like, everybody's sitting in the room.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:15Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? There's things we know, and then there's things we don't know.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure.

• 24:18Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 24:19Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 24:19Andy Frisella?

  And this could, this could be so many different things.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:23Andy Frisella?

  I do not have a, I'm gonna tell you right now. I do not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:30Andy Frisella?

  Okay? This could be, uh, this could be a,

• 24:37Andy Frisella?

  this could be the first step in Trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off these people who allegedly are threats to our country that are, you know, Russia and China.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  Strategically.

• 24:50Andy Frisella?

  Right. It could be, it could be, um, this has to do with 2020 election. This could be, it, he was a installed role model player from the CIA that they extracted. This could be so much shit. There's no way to know right now.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  It could be an Israel player.

• 25:11Andy Frisella?

  There, there's no way to know. There's no way to know. And I know everybody thinks they know.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Right.

• 25:16Andy Frisella?

  But there's no way.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:18Andy Frisella?

  There's no way.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Well, I, I know this, here's one of the things that doesn't sit well with me, right? Because there are, there are a lot of arguments of like, why this happened. And it could be all of these things, like, to your point, it could be all, it could be, you know, certain things. It could be all of these things. It could be none of those things and this.

• 25:31Andy Frisella?

  It could, yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Like, it's, like, there's a lot, right? But one of the things that doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs, right? Like, that's an argument that's out there, both left and right. They're saying, you know, oh, well, you know, all the drugs that are flowing.

• 25:48Andy Frisella?

  Well, that's not true.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, because if that was the case, we'd be bombing the shit out of Mexico. We'd be bombing the shit out of Canada. We'd be bombing the shit out of China.

• 25:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Right? Which none of those things have happened, and I don't believe will happen. So I don't believe that this really has much to do with drugs at all.

• 26:01Andy Frisella?

  It's statistically not true by the percentage of drugs that actually come from Venezuela versus other places.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:06Andy Frisella?

  It's just not true.

• 26:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, for sure. I mean, dude, we did a-

• 26:08Andy Frisella?

  Now, is that, is that, could that go into the decision making?

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Sure, I'm sure that was a point in the pro con, pro side, right?

• 26:17Andy Frisella?

  But to me, that obviously feels like, what can we sell the public on?

• 26:21Speaker 01

  Right, right, right. So, I mean, like, there's that. I don't, I don't buy that, you know? But then again, like, I'm big on, what are the actual people that are there saying? And from what I've seen, there's a large majority of people that, that are happy that this-

• 26:35Andy Frisella?

  It appears that way to me as well.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like, this dude, there was an election, he stole the fucking election, installed himself as president, like, and just said, "Deal with it."

• 26:45Andy Frisella?

  Here's the thing, dude. Um, there was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all internet traffic is bot-based traffic.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Fake.

• 26:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 26:58Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 26:59Andy Frisella?

  Now, this is why it's important to take a breath, and when you get outraged, and you get pissed off, and you form an opinion in one second, you have to realize that if there's that many bots on the internet, and then you combine AI, and then you combine algorithms on top of that, we are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way. So there's certain people they want to make mad, and there's certain people they want with it. And they direct that through social media. So it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is. It is no longer, we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school.

• 27:43Andy Frisella?

  That is not what social media is now. It is a full-blown propaganda, culture-bending mechanism that is used in force-

• 27:53Andy Frisella?

  Collectively by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe things. That's the truth. No. So it's very, very important that people understand that. When you see a post, is that AI? Yeah. Do you know if it's AI? I don't know. Do you know? It's hard to tell. Okay? The traffic on the post, are those bots or are those real people? Are all those likes? Imagine somebody behind the curtain dude.

• 28:20Andy Frisella?

  Who says, oh, okay. Here's what we want people to believe. Here's the messaging we want them to go with. So we're going to put out a video or we're going to take someone else's video saying that. And we're going to turn the likes up to, or the views up to 50 million. And we're going to turn the comments up in support or against. Like, there's that, okay? And that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on. We literally spend hours and hours and hours a day. Inside of a propaganda machine. It used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television. And they would flat out just tell you whatever it was, whether it be, you know.

• 29:01Andy Frisella?

  Whatever, because we all. That is gold. Yeah, we all trusted it. And for a long time. I believe that, you know, I would say things like this. Man, when I was growing up, the news was just the news and, you know, but it wasn't. It was just. People telling you the shit that they wanted to tell you. And so now we have this system. That is an ecosystem that most people live inside, at least a significant portion of to get their information. That is manipulated to get people to believe certain things are the truth. So, you know, when you look at the video here, right? And we're looking at this picture where Venezuelans are celebrating President Trump. What is there 50 people in that picture? Right? We don't know. We're not there. Right.

• 29:46Andy Frisella?

  Okay? We, we have to, we have to take these things into consideration before jumping to conclusions about what's going on. And. It's, it's weird to me. It's weird to me watching the internet react to that so quickly. Not learning any.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  With such confidence.

• 30:04Andy Frisella?

  Not learning anything from like the last six things that have happened.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  Well, bro, I mean, to that point, man, like it truly is like you are going to see more of what not you want to see what they want you to see.

• 30:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  Right? And like, I think a big eye opener for me personally was like going back to George Floyd. Right? And during that time, how much divisive shit was being pushed out, right? And then we saw we they pushed that again. Probably about a year ago with the white versus black narratives, right? Like inundated with this shit. And I'm not saying that's the like, things were not actually happening.

• 30:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  Right? But it was like this, like you could, you could just tell that it was not genuine.

• 30:43Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Right? Like, like, why am I just, it's, it's all I'm saying.

• 30:47Andy Frisella?

  Why is nobody in real life acting this way?

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like, where is this at?

• 30:51Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  Where is this at?

• 30:53Andy Frisella?

  I started, I started noticing that in 2014.

• 30:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:56Andy Frisella?

  Uh, when Mike Brown happened here in St. Louis.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:59Andy Frisella?

  And.

• 31:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:00Andy Frisella?

  I was getting texts from people that didn't live here. And they're like, fuck, bro, you okay? What's this whole city's under attack? I'm like, bro, it's like one block.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. Right.

• 31:08Andy Frisella?

  It's like one block. It's like an out of hand block party. You know what I mean?

• 31:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:13Andy Frisella?

  So it was.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  No, dude, that's, that's very important, man. I think that's a great question. Like anybody listening, watching like the next, next piece of content. Why, what's the point of this? What's the point of me watching this right now?

• 31:24Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  What, what's the goal? Right? Like, what, what are they trying to achieve with this?

• 31:29Andy Frisella?

  If there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve, what would it be?

• 31:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 31:32Andy Frisella?

  Right?

• 31:33Speaker 01

  Dude, I think that's so important. Let's check in with the chat. See what the chat got going.

• 31:36Andy Frisella?

  Well, it is. And it's also important. It's also important for

• 31:43Andy Frisella?

  people's voices that you listen to, right? Like a lot of these people have made, they, they were no, they didn't have a business. They didn't have.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  They were nobody.

• 31:51Andy Frisella?

  They were nobody before 2020. Nobody even heard of them. And now all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because of this and that and this. And that's no different than the mainstream media. The mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in. And so you have to like really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying their bills. Right? Like I don't run ads. We don't run ads here. You know what I'm saying?

• 32:16Speaker 01

  No.

• 32:18Andy Frisella?

  Anyway.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  No, that's super important, dude.

• 32:22Speaker 06

  Earlier in the chat, a guy named Full Send Aviator was saying, "I was born in Venezuela and was raised in Texas. This is going to be the most historic economic boom for the United States and Venezuela." What's your take on that?

• 32:35Andy Frisella?

  I, I think it's possible. I, I think it's possible.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:38Andy Frisella?

  I, you know, when oil prices go down, everything follows. So.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, because goods get cheaper to ship. They get, I mean, it affects everything.

• 32:46Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  Like, oil truly does affect.

• 32:48Andy Frisella?

  If I was a Venezuelan person, though, I'd be fucking like, super pissed. Because, not about this, but about, like, you have more oil than Saudi Arabia? Look how those motherfuckers are living.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 32:58Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Well, bro, I mean, it just goes into corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely, bro. You know what I was getting, uh, when, like, reading his statements in court, right? Bro, I was getting like, uh, Nicholas Chechku vibes, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, motherfucker, you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting, touting and thinking you have power here, bro. You have zero power.

• 33:17Andy Frisella?

  Matoan there at the end there says, "I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come." Well, the economic boom comes for me all the time because I work my fucking dick off. That's what actually matters the most. So let's not lose sight of that.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  That's real. Somebody said, "Bye-bye, Amazon rainforest."

• 33:34Andy Frisella?

  So.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 33:36Speaker 06

  Another good point from a guy called LMM on YouTube chat says, "It's crazy we can go over to another country and arrest a dictator in just hours, but we can't put one politician in jail."

• 33:46Andy Frisella?

  Well, that's what I said. That was the thing I had to say. I had to say, "Look, dude, I'm gonna be real." I thought, you know, I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that from us.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  That was great.

• 33:57Andy Frisella?

  Especially after what Biden had done in the, in our, uh, collective, to our collective American brand, uh, internationally, weakening it, making it look silly, you know, having generals dress up as fucking women and dogs and all this weird shit. I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:18Andy Frisella?

  Uh, and then on top of it, to add to that comment, yeah, let's see some of these, uh, tactical snatchings of, uh, you know, Fauci and the corrupt politicians and the people who did COVID and the people who, uh, you know, have been doing all of these crimes and stole the, let's see those snatchings.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  You're talking about economic boom, baby.

• 34:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. Like, I'm just saying. Let's, let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that, that are here in the country. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's use our skills that we clearly have.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:47Speaker 06

  Jawani is saying the exact same thing in Super Chat.

• 34:50Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, I agree, bro. We got a lot of problems we gotta handle here, bro.

• 34:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he's right.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  A lot.

• 34:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:56Speaker 01

  A lot, bro. We like, again, I thought the same thing. I thought it was, I thought it was a great show of force, but like, but those dudes, if we don't fix our shit, a lot of those dudes that were in that action, they're gonna be like homeless with the rest of the vets that are here. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not fixing anything, bro. And then like, okay, cool, gas goes down, can we get cheaper? That's great. That's great. We still got.

• 35:17Andy Frisella?

  What if this is, what if this is the first step to, now I'm playing devil's advocate, obviously. Well, what if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got fucked with in the first place, along with strategic, strategic reasons? And you're checking off multiple boxes at once, you know, like.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  You don't think they only went there for maturo?

• 35:36Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. I don't know, but we can't just say it's for this, or that, or this. Not enough information has come out yet. It just hasn't.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. So put your little fucking signs down, guys. All right?

• 35:51Andy Frisella?

  So.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. What's this, uh, what's James say? I don't go back up. Click it. Yeah, there you go. James, uh, it could have been multiple maturo body doubles to hide where he really lives, since different outfits.

• 36:04Andy Frisella?

  Dude, who knows?

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:05Andy Frisella?

  Who knows? Here's what I know. We got fucking problems here. Those problems need to be solved. And if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of his motherfucking bed, we sure as fuck have the ability to pull the migrants and the criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been fucking America over for the last fucking however many years, out of their beds too.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:28Andy Frisella?

  Okay? So, let's see some of that.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. I thought it was great. Tactical snatching was my nickname in college.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Let's check in with the chat, man. We're gonna spend a little bit more time with you guys before we head to our next, uh, our next.

• 36:48Andy Frisella?

  And that's not saying that this wasn't an important move, or was. I, you know, I'll be real, dude. One of my biggest problems with what happened in the Middle East was they didn't take the fucking oil.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:00Andy Frisella?

  They went over there and pretended it was about this or that or this, and they didn't really do what they were, you know, like, fuck dude, if we're gonna send all these people over there, let's at least get some shit out of it.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  Let's take some. I say let's conquer it.

• 37:12Andy Frisella?

  You know, you know, it's funny, it's funny you say that because Tucker said something like that today.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Did he?

• 37:19Andy Frisella?

  About how it seems like this is very,

• 37:25Andy Frisella?

  this is very similar to what happened in World War II.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 37:28Andy Frisella?

  Okay, people don't really know what happened in World War II, okay? History was told that Germany invaded Austria at, against their will. No, Austria voted to a 99% one to join Germany. They had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military went into Austria, and Austria's military went into Germany and they fucking threw a party, okay? But it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took, dude, that's not what happened.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 38:00Andy Frisella?

  So now think about what's going on here. What, how could that be written? It could be written one of two ways. It could be written,

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Trump's invasion, World War VIII, right?

• 38:11Andy Frisella?

  Right, or the other way. And now, today, he's talking about Greenland.

• 38:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:18Andy Frisella?

  So, you know, what did Hitler do? He didn't, he didn't stop at fucking Austria. He, he went, he said, oh, we need this for strategy, we need that. So, there's a lot of parallels between what happened, and ultimately, we, we all know this, that the winners write the history books.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 38:34Andy Frisella?

  So, uh, you know.

• 38:36Speaker 01

  And they keep, they, they called Trump a Nazi.

• 38:38Andy Frisella?

  Well, yeah.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying, so I mean.

• 38:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I mean, like, dude, they don't know what the fucking Nazi is.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  No, they don't. They don't. Canada is the 51st state. You know, that's one of the things, that's what, yeah, like, like, conquer it. If we're gonna go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters, conquer that shit.

• 38:58Andy Frisella?

  It doesn't sound like they want to be, it sounds like they're willing, uh, they're willing partners in economic trade and business.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, but the problem is, bro, like, here's the other issue, anytime-

• 39:07Andy Frisella?

  And by the way, if they're gonna be partners with somebody, why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil? When our biggest oil reserve is literally like, right there.

• 39:16Speaker 01

  Here's my only issue, bro. I don't, I don't believe, and this has nothing against this current administration, this is just the United States federal government in general. Um, help has never really been our forte.

• 39:29Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Because everywhere we go, we fuck it up.

• 39:31Andy Frisella?

  Yep, that's a fact.

• 39:32Speaker 01

  Whether that have been Libya, right, with what Obama did and fucking Clinton, or, like, it doesn't matter, we fuck it up. There is no helping other countries. So, my point is, like, if we're gonna fucking get in there, it needs to be ours, like-

• 39:43Andy Frisella?

  Well-

• 39:44Speaker 01

  Because you can't just get in there, fuck some shit up, and then just leave.

• 39:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but, look dude, as fucked up as we may think other countries are, they have structure in those countries.

• 39:55Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 39:55Andy Frisella?

  Okay, and what happened in Iraq when they moved, uh, Saddam out was chaos.

• 40:01Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:01Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 40:02Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:02Andy Frisella?

  Same thing, same thing in Afghanistan, same thing with Gaddafi, and here, here's how this works, alright? We saved him from the tyrant.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:15Andy Frisella?

  He's gone.

• 40:17Andy Frisella?

  Now what?

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 40:19Andy Frisella?

  And now what is tribal disruption? Tribal disruption, right, because over there, they got people to support Maduro, and they got people that don't.

• 40:29Andy Frisella?

  Now, chaos happens, and then what's the next step? Oh, we gotta send our people there to occupy and peace-keep.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:36Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:37Andy Frisella?

  And then it turns into a 20-year ordeal. So there's that possibility too, and that play has been run over and over and over again. So- It's very hard to tell at this point in time, like you just said when the show started, there was a, there's gunfighting going on there right now.

• 40:53Speaker 01

  You're correct.

• 40:53Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so if that goes on for another two weeks, what do you think's gonna happen?

• 40:58Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:58Andy Frisella?

  They're gonna send our people down there to

• 41:00Speaker 01

  Yep, it becomes our responsibility.

• 41:01Andy Frisella?

  Stabilize, right? So, there's a lot to this and we kinda have to let it play out to see if it's the same thing, or if it's something different, but it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single person on the internet already knows what the fuck's going on. Like, come on, dude.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  All I know is, I know there's one person in the world right now that's fucking, super happy.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Lindsey Graham. Oh, yeah. Bro, I, I believe he masturbates to every new DOD contract report that comes out.

• 41:32Andy Frisella?

  I, I think, I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, putting on soldier uniforms, bro.

• 41:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I, I would ship him right to the fucking front lines.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  He has, yeah.

• 41:41Andy Frisella?

  If I was Trump, dude, I'd say, "Bro, you're such a fucking warmonger."

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 41:46Andy Frisella?

  Here you go, go up and run the fucking frontline. Since you're so good at it.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 41:50Andy Frisella?

  Go over, if you said Lindsey Graham, "Go to the frontline", he'd shit his fucking pants.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Twice.

• 41:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Bro, come on, man.

• 41:56Andy Frisella?

  He's a bitch, bro.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  Dude, he over here fucking clapping like a seal, he's so fucking-

• 42:01Andy Frisella?

  Dude, when you think of disgusting, greasy politicians, he's the disgusting, greasy politician that I think of.

• 42:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, second to maybe Clinton. But here, I would also like to see all these motherfuckers, you know, clapping and cheering this shit on, politician-wise. I need to see their fucking stock investments a week before this.

• 42:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 42:20Speaker 01

  And then that'll let me know. That'll let me know. Be interesting to see that. But yeah, man, guys, jumping on this conversation, also down in the comments, what you guys think. But that being said, let's, let's keep the cruise cruising. Yeah, headline two.

• 42:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  Um, gotta check back in up on Minnesota real quick. Um, so you know what's funny?

• 42:39Andy Frisella?

  Uh, Ohana first here, that's a good point, okay? This is a good point. He says, "You have to look at it as China is Hitler. China has been acquiring governments and resources globally." Very true.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:52Andy Frisella?

  "The purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the UN is useless." Also very true.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:59Andy Frisella?

  So Trump isn't Hitler. By the way, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Strategic moves.

• 43:06Andy Frisella?

  I, I am not saying that. He's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become. That's a very good point. And that could be the reason why he is working to secure oil reserves on this side of the hemisphere. And also strategic strongholds like Greenland. Okay, so.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  Makes sense.

• 43:25Andy Frisella?

  No, it's very, very, very, very real. So I think that's a really good point and I appreciate you putting it in the chat.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, 100% man. Alright, well, yeah, guys, let's, uh, let's keep cruise cruising. Uh, let's check.

• 43:37Andy Frisella?

  And yeah, and then he says strap Lindsey to a rocket and a 500 pound. No, dude, I, we have to fucking send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss and shit his pants.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  See his cowardice.

• 43:47Andy Frisella?

  Yes, the guy's a fucking coward, bro. Anybody who, who, who, listen. We would have zero wars if the people who decided to go to war had to fight him.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 43:58Andy Frisella?

  Fucking zero. It's real easy to say, oh, yeah, war. If you don't have to go over there and the kids don't have to go.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  And it's not your kid.

• 44:05Andy Frisella?

  Very easy to say.

• 44:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Bro, I love when he dresses up in his National Guard's uniform. Have you seen?

• 44:12Andy Frisella?

  Lindsey Graham?

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Lindsey Graham, yeah, he's a National Guard.

• 44:14Andy Frisella?

  Oh, God.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  He ain't never been to a fucking war, though. Yeah, fuck that dude, man. Fuck that dude, yeah. Alright, well, let's, uh, let's check in on Minnesota, man, headline two. Um, I remember covering this initially and you remember the FBI, they, you know, Cash put out the statement that, oh, we, you know, we have been up there, we've been doing so much and. Well, that's funny, but with all the talk and everything that's been going on now, um, there's been over a thousand arrested in just a short week and a half, um, in a massive Minnesota operation, including murderers, rapists and pedophiles.

• 44:45Andy Frisella?

  Well, why it takes so long?

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Why did it take everybody?

• 44:48Andy Frisella?

  And only a thousand?

• 44:49Speaker 01

  Right. Right.

• 44:51Andy Frisella?

  A thousand sounds like a big number until you equate it to how many people have come over here.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  Right.

• 44:56Andy Frisella?

  You know, like when you say, oh, a thousand, people are like, damn, you're doing work.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  It's a thousand, not if it's fucking eight million there.

• 45:01Andy Frisella?

  That's a, that's, that's a, that's a very, very tiny amount.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. But zooming in on Minnesota specifically, federal authorities have arrested more than 1,000 in Minnesota, including alleged rapists, murderers, pedophiles, gang members, after sending a surge of agents to the state in its massive response to the rampant fraud still being uncovered that, again, I thought y'all were already on top of, right? Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told Fox News Digital that the agency quote unquote surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week. It quote, "has already made more than 1,000 arrests of murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang members." DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named Leibin

• 45:47Speaker 01

  Alan Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery in Columbus, Ohio. Osman was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of removal since May 17th, 2011. Another dude, then-elect Kyomini, a 59-year-old criminal illegal alien from Laos arrested in the crockdown, was convicted of two counts of-

• 46:13Andy Frisella?

  What's a crockdown? Is that like a crockpot cook-off you guys have? Crockdown?

• 46:18Speaker 01

  Did I say crockdown?

• 46:19Andy Frisella?

  You did say crockdown. Or is that like, like crocodile fighting? Like dogfighting? Which one is it?

• 46:27Speaker 01

  Both.

• 46:28Andy Frisella?

  Okay. So you get crockpots?

• 46:30Speaker 01

  He was raping at crockpots.

• 46:31Andy Frisella?

  So you have crockpots and crocodiles. I got it. See, I'm learning all about the culture, man. White people don't know these things, man. I would like an invite to the crockdown, though. Sounds like a good time.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's good, Andy. That was really good.

• 46:49Andy Frisella?

  I know it was. So anyway-

• 46:52Speaker 01

  This dude raped somebody, alright?

• 46:54Andy Frisella?

  In the middle of a crockdown.

• 46:57Speaker 01

  And he's been on final removal since 2009. And the list goes on and on.

• 47:03Andy Frisella?

  So basically, final remover doesn't mean anything?

• 47:05Speaker 01

  Apparently not.

• 47:07Andy Frisella?

  So we're gonna kick you out doesn't mean anything?

• 47:09Speaker 01

  We're gonna really get you out of here.

• 47:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. We mean it this time.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  I'm serious.

• 47:13Andy Frisella?

  It's like New Year's resolutions.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Fucking 15 years later.

• 47:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's the same thing.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  Like, that's bullshit.

• 47:17Andy Frisella?

  This is gonna be the year.

• 47:23Speaker 01

  Bro, this is, this is like, this is like, this is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for fucking 20 years. You know what I'm saying? Like mom tries to keep him, "You're out this time." Yeah. Motherfucker goes right back to the basement. Okay, mom. Yeah. Hits up the microwave, throws the Hot Pocket in there. He ain't going nowhere. You know, and he steals the fucking social security checks. He ain't going nowhere, man. Who's been eating my Hot Pockets? You. Mom.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, man. Yeah, but that, that's rolling right now. Now, again, a lot of this fraud has been uncovered, quote unquote.

• 48:05Speaker 01

  I'm glad it has. Nobody's, no, I'm not, I'm not saying that. I'm glad that it has been uncovered. I'm glad that arrests are being made. There's a lot more that needs to be made. Uh, but there has been an update in all of this.

• 48:18Speaker 01

  Uh, Tampon Tim is out. He's, uh, he, he's not seeking reelection. Um, and allegedly he has zero regret.

• 48:29Andy Frisella?

  Tim Walz ends reelection campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists over fraud scandal.

• 48:36Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:36Andy Frisella?

  Oh, you mean people who like, found out the truth?

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. Right.

• 48:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Right. Yeah, you're not mad?

• 48:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's Trump, it's fucking Trump's fault that you were literally enabling

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:48Andy Frisella?

  one of them, to our knowledge at this point in time, one of the biggest fraud scandals that's been going on.

• 48:53Speaker 01

  Bro, he campaigned on this shit, saying how, like, he touted how great the daycare system was in Minnesota, bro.

• 48:58Andy Frisella?

  Fuck, it sure was.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  It was, it was great, apparently, Mr. Tim. Um, that was, it was fucking amazing.

• 49:04Andy Frisella?

  Think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you, how shitty your ideas are.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 49:09Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 49:09Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 49:10Andy Frisella?

  My ideas are so shitty, I gotta give away literally billions of dollars.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Bro, Tampon Tim's a retard.

• 49:15Andy Frisella?

  No, there's no question about that.

• 49:16Speaker 01

  Like, I'm talking grade A, I'm talking super short.

• 49:23Andy Frisella?

  Oh yeah, I think, I think he needs to have his hard drive checked too.

• 49:28Andy Frisella?

  I'm being serious dude, he gives me like pedo vibes, bro.

• 49:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, this dude, uh, he's, well, he's.

• 49:35Andy Frisella?

  Remember his over the top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail?

• 49:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:40Andy Frisella?

  Like, everybody's there to fucking see him, like he's this rock star. Bro.

• 49:43Speaker 01

  He was doing the, the finger banging, what do you call this?

• 49:46Andy Frisella?

  That's not finger banging.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Finger blasting.

• 49:50Andy Frisella?

  Finger, that's not that either.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 49:55Andy Frisella?

  I don't know, man. Those are not the two things it is.

• 50:02Speaker 01

  There you go. Finger blasting. Tim Walz was finger blasting everybody.

• 50:14Andy Frisella?

  He sure was.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  And they were giving it right back to him. You know what I'm saying? He took it.

• 50:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they liked it.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  He took all the finger blasting.

• 50:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 50:28Andy Frisella?

  Anyway, fuck Tim Walz.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's out. Well, you know, listen.

• 50:31Andy Frisella?

  All it took was one, one kid.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it.

• 50:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 50:35Andy Frisella?

  And then we got everybody on the internet blackpilled. What are we supposed to do? You just had one kid with a fucking cellphone and half of a fucking brain, who was willing to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some shit on blast.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:50Andy Frisella?

  And everybody else like, what are we gonna do?

• 50:52Speaker 01

  What are we gonna do?

• 50:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, right.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  Nothing's ever gonna happen. What are we gonna do?

• 50:59Andy Frisella?

  Finger blast, finger blast.

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you know, he couldn't, Tim, Tim's good on, on, like, he has a certain swag.

• 51:07Andy Frisella?

  Huh?

• 51:07Speaker 01

  One would allege. Uh, you know, he has drip. He's cool, right? He's gonna leave on a note.

• 51:14Andy Frisella?

  Let's see it.

• 51:15Speaker 01

  That's exactly what he did.

• 51:16Andy Frisella?

  Let's see.

• 51:17Speaker 01

  Check this clip.

• 51:18Speaker 07

  I'm proud of the way we treat our neighbors. I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state. I'm proud of the way that we innovate and I'm proud of the way that we are optimists for the future. No one's taking this away from us, not the fraudsters, certainly not this president.

• 51:36Speaker 07

  Not on my watch. Tomorrow, I'll be back with you. I'll give you an update on America's best-paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it, and at that time, I'll take all your questions. Thank you all. And he's out.

• 51:51Speaker 01

  Best-paid family medical leave. Okay, so let's go look there.

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Thanks, Tim.

• 52:00Andy Frisella?

  Bro, what's the kid's name? Nick Shirley?

• 52:03Speaker 01

  Nick. There you go, bro.

• 52:04Andy Frisella?

  Next one.

• 52:05Speaker 01

  That's your next one.

• 52:07Andy Frisella?

  Go look over here.

• 52:09Speaker 01

  Now, a lot of Somalis have signed up for this, but I'm sure it's fine.

• 52:13Andy Frisella?

  It's right. It's totally, totally legal.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  There's no Somalis in here. Fuck, dude. He bolts, bro. He's out. He's out. Now, just a couple of hours ago, the White House issued this statement, saying, quote, "The Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple, active, ongoing, and extensive investigations into the fraudulent activity that has occurred in various Minnesota programs. The Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door-to-door investigations of suspected fraud sites in Minnesota, with hundreds of Homeland Security Investigations Officers in the state, and more on the way." This was two hours ago.

• 52:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  I just pushed this out.

• 52:54Andy Frisella?

  They don't need due process, bro. Yank them motherfuckers out, like you did Maduro. Put them on a fucking airplane, send them back to wherever the fuck they came from, so they can go fuck goats.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Bro, there's a lot of memes happening right now.

• 53:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, the memes are good.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  Memes are great.

• 53:14Andy Frisella?

  Are great.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. This was a good one. For those on audio, it's Maduro.

• 53:19Andy Frisella?

  He seems pretty chill for, for just, you know.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  He does, bro.

• 53:22Andy Frisella?

  That's what makes me feel a little weird about it. He's pretty chill. But then again, if that were me, no matter how, no matter how fucking scared I might be, I would still talk shit.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  I'd be finger-blessing everybody.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  You know, for somebody that got kidnapped at three in the fucking morning, he sure doesn't seem too sad about it.

• 53:43Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, ten point ten, brother memes. Uh, this one, I was gonna send this one to you.

• 53:52Andy Frisella?

  That's a good one, dude. That's a good one.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, me with my manager ass, what I've been doing all day.

• 53:57Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  Yep, yep, you know, but yeah, man, guys, let's check in with the chat. Guys, jump down in the comments. Let's know what you guys got on this. Um, tampon Tim, let's check in with the chat. What do we got, guys?

• 54:10Speaker 06

  Colton says Tim Walz seems the type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose.

• 54:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and then nobody won him.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Guys, you see me drop it?

• 54:21Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  I've been dropping this soap in here all damn day. Oops, I dropped it again.

• 54:26Andy Frisella?

  Nobody wants a shot at the title, huh?

• 54:28Speaker 01

  Hey, man, just pick the fucking soap up, dog.

• 54:31Andy Frisella?

  Nobody wants your old crusty ass?

• 54:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, I saw this one, it was like Elon Musk has more kids than these daycares got.

• 54:43Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 54:44Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. Yeah, Maduro, yeah. Maduro's.

• 54:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, they probably gave Maduro a cellphone, hotel room, and 5K. No shit.

• 54:53Speaker 01

  You know, he's eligible for bail. You know that?

• 54:56Andy Frisella?

  How much is it?

• 54:57Speaker 01

  I don't know. You wanna bail him out?

• 54:59Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  And just see if we can fuck up, disrupt the plan?

• 55:01Andy Frisella?

  Did you notice how big he is? He's a big dude.

• 55:04Speaker 01

  Which is, which is.

• 55:04Andy Frisella?

  I got to Google, it says he's 6'3", but he was like way bigger than all the other guys.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  Statistically, that's not normal for that demographic.

• 55:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I, you know. It's true.

• 55:16Andy Frisella?

  Most, like, Central American Hispanic type people are pretty short.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  They're shorter, you know.

• 55:21Andy Frisella?

  Just like, uh, uh, Pooh Bear over there in China, he's big too.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, Yao Ming, that's an outlier.

• 55:25Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not how that works.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Oh, man, oh.

• 55:34Andy Frisella?

  Tim Walz has more semen than the Navy.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, more semen in them than a USS aircraft carrier. Uh, how's the new flavor for Form Energy, bro?

• 55:46Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. Oh, man, it's really good. I, I like the red one. The Paradise Punch.

• 55:51Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 55:52Andy Frisella?

  It's like Hawaiian punch with bubbles.

• 55:54Speaker 01

  It's phenomenal.

• 55:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  Phenomenal.

• 55:56Andy Frisella?

  Every, I think, well, I think the other one will sell better, cause it's like.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  Silver Lightning?

• 56:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Almost said.

• 56:02Andy Frisella?

  White Lightning?

• 56:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I almost.

• 56:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:05Andy Frisella?

  It's in right now.

• 56:09Speaker 01

  Yep, grape is out.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  Silver lightning only.

• 56:14Andy Frisella?

  We're gonna have a battle.

• 56:18Speaker 01

  I bet if you did mix that shit, that'd be pretty good.

• 56:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  I bet.

• 56:22Andy Frisella?

  I went to, when I was at, uh, Will Grumkey's wedding, I was doing, uh, I was doing alcohol with the, uh,

• 56:29Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:30Andy Frisella?

  With the old Tropic Lightning.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:32Andy Frisella?

  It was good.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Pretty decent.

• 56:33Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:33Speaker 01

  Pretty decent, yeah. You don't know if you wanna work out or punch somebody.

• 56:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that, that green, you said the green one?

• 56:41Andy Frisella?

  No, the fucking tropical lightning, the white one with the gold.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  That was safe. That was, that was safe. You, you be fine. The green one though.

• 56:48Andy Frisella?

  What's new? We got this one here. It's the Paradise Punch.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:52Andy Frisella?

  Right? Brand new.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:53Andy Frisella?

  And then we got the, uh,

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Silver Lightning.

• 56:55Andy Frisella?

  The silver lightning. Alright, this one here is probably my new favorite.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 57:01Andy Frisella?

  This is the one I've been going to every morning.

• 57:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, smart man.

• 57:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I never got Hawaiian Punch when I was a kid, bro.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  Really?

• 57:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like, it was like a luxury, you know, like if you got fucking Hawaiian Punch, bro, when I was a kid, it was like, it's a big fucking deal.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Hmm. Yeah.

• 57:18Andy Frisella?

  So like, you know, like, it, it, uh, and then what was the ones that came in the pouches?

• 57:24Andy Frisella?

  Capri Suns?

• 57:24Speaker 01

  Capri Sun, yeah.

• 57:25Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck dude.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, we just had fruit pouches.

• 57:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. If someone had a Capri Sun, bro, I thought about stealing it at lunchtime.

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Why the fuck is that funny?

• 57:33Andy Frisella?

  Fruit pouches. What's a fruit pouch?

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Like, we, it was off-brand fucking?

• 57:37Andy Frisella?

  We didn't even have that shit, bro.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  We had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top, you know what I'm talking about?

• 57:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, the barrels.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, the barrels.

• 57:45Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, the barrel, the fruit barrels.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:47Andy Frisella?

  Those things were awesome too, bro.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  These niggas laughing at my poverty, bro.

• 57:56Andy Frisella?

  What'd you guys have, Zee Shy?

• 57:57Speaker 01

  Fuck y'all, man.

• 57:59Andy Frisella?

  What'd you guys mix together, buddy?

• 58:02Andy Frisella?

  What'd you guys do?

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Get in mud.

• 58:05Andy Frisella?

  We had mud water.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  Some clean water. Oh, man.

• 58:11Andy Frisella?

  Hey, somebody throw us some, somebody throw us some fucking super chat money so we can get Zee Sean some fucking Capri Sun, right?

• 58:18Speaker 01

  That's right, that's right.

• 58:19Andy Frisella?

  You never had one.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  Somebody said DJ had Hawaiian crunk.

• 58:26Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Y'all are wild, man.

• 58:28Andy Frisella?

  They're available, I think now. I've seen some people tagging me in the stores.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  Oh, they're out, they're out. Yep. Um, yeah, they're out, man. But yeah, man, guys, jump in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Um, that being said, we have to get to our third and final headline.

• 58:43Andy Frisella?

  Tang. Tang.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:46Andy Frisella?

  The powder tang.

• 58:47Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 58:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Have you had tang in a while?

• 58:50Speaker 01

  I think it's good.

• 58:52Andy Frisella?

  I had it like-

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Do they still make it?

• 58:53Andy Frisella?

  I had, I had it like a few years ago. It was pretty, pretty fucking nasty.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  It just wasn't mixed right there. It was in the early 90s.

• 59:00Andy Frisella?

  My taste buds have, uh, have matured.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right. That's right.

• 59:04Andy Frisella?

  Hmm.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 59:06Andy Frisella?

  It usually happens as your income goes up.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Is that what it is?

• 59:11Speaker 01

  That's right. Yeah, man. Um.

• 59:18Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  All right, chat.

• 59:21Andy Frisella?

  Time to close the chat.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  All right. All right. Headline three.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  All right.

• 59:29Andy Frisella?

  I mean, I do have my card.

• 59:34Speaker 01

  Headline three, man. Um, gotta go to California.

• 59:38Andy Frisella?

  Do we? I didn't want to.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  All right. I, I kinda wanted to. Yeah. Um, Planet Fitness, they're in the news right now.

• 59:50Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Because this headline reads, "Trans Gym Gower Caught Masturbating in Women's Bathroom at California Planet Fitness."

• 1:00:01Andy Frisella?

  It's a great idea. Let's, let's allow men who are mentally disturbed into women's spaces. Fucking, you know what, dude? That's a great fucking idea.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 1:00:13Andy Frisella?

  I was just kinda joking. Let's do it.

• 1:00:14Speaker 01

  Hmm, let's do it.

• 1:00:16Andy Frisella?

  Equality.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:00:18Andy Frisella?

  This kind of thing will never happen.

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Andy Frisella?

  There's no way.

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  You're really scared of.

• 1:00:22Andy Frisella?

  There's no way perverts would dress up as women to go in a women's locker room and see them naked.

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  This motherfucker didn't even dress up, bro.

• 1:00:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  He didn't even dress up.

• 1:00:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, well.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  He didn't dress up, dude. This is, uh, this was wild. This, this is, this was wild.

• 1:00:37Andy Frisella?

  Now, that's the, that, now, that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something that's completely absurd seem like it's a decent idea for people.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:48Andy Frisella?

  Okay, most women, and I'm talking like 99.9% of women, do not want transvestites in their fucking restrooms.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:00:59Andy Frisella?

  They don't want dicks in the fucking restroom.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  Mm-mm.

• 1:01:02Andy Frisella?

  Okay, but because social media

• 1:01:07Andy Frisella?

  created the narrative that that was a popular thing, and then they bullied people who were against it, people stayed silent.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:14Andy Frisella?

  And now we got this.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, so the crazy thing about this is that.

• 1:01:17Andy Frisella?

  Nobody actually believes this is a good idea.

• 1:01:19Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:01:20Andy Frisella?

  Nobody.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  No, no, now, the crazy thing is apparently this, this actually happened in May, last May.

• 1:01:27Andy Frisella?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Alright, but for some reason.

• 1:01:29Andy Frisella?

  It was acceptable then.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, it was cool then, uh, which means it's fine now, and I'm sure it's not happening anymore in California anywhere.

• 1:01:36Andy Frisella?

  Never.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  Um.

• 1:01:37Andy Frisella?

  How many times this happened doesn't make the news?

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  Bro, how many times does it happen? Like, yeah, there's zero recourse, there's no public out, like.

• 1:01:45Andy Frisella?

  Right, people are just like, oh, fuck.

• 1:01:48Andy Frisella?

  Right.

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  Dude, it's sad.

• 1:01:49Andy Frisella?

  And then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Then they get attacked.

• 1:01:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Wait, so you know, you mean you don't, you don't want?

• 1:01:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I don't.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  No, I don't.

• 1:01:58Andy Frisella?

  I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with fucking balls and a dick to be around naked women in the bathroom.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen the video. Now.

• 1:02:05Andy Frisella?

  I haven't.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  I mean, you haven't?

• 1:02:07Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Hold on, I'll play it real quick.

• 1:02:10Andy Frisella?

  You're gonna put on your, uh, your Malcolm X?

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 1:02:16Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah, he's definitely beating it.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  Alright, well.

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  So I want you guys to see this real quick, do a little video breakdown of this.

• 1:02:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Um, and so based off my calculations, right, if you look at the trajectory of the shadow, right, you can take a little ruler. Yeah, that's a white tranny.

• 1:02:37Andy Frisella?

  You couldn't tell from his fucking white legs, motherfucker.

• 1:02:45Andy Frisella?

  Well, you know what? We, we could tell it's wife because he's not in fucking jail.

• 1:02:56Andy Frisella?

  What do you say, buddy?

• 1:03:01Andy Frisella?

  That's right, Zee Sean. Fucking get him.

• 1:03:08Andy Frisella?

  Yep.

• 1:03:08Speaker 06

  Our chat.

• 1:03:09Andy Frisella?

  Syrup, syrup or jelly?

• 1:03:13Andy Frisella?

  Everybody gets their ass eaten in jail. It's a matter of if you like syrup or jelly.

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  Fuck, man.

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  It's ma'am.

• 1:03:20Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:22Andy Frisella?

  Alright, let's go on with the video.

• 1:03:25Andy Frisella?

  Please tell me the person videoing says something.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  Well, here's, this is a great thing, right? Even though this was back in May of 25, the woman recording this called a boyfriend in. And this was the exchange.

• 1:03:39Speaker 08

  What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  Right, minors, like...

• 1:03:49Speaker 08

  It does not fucking matter, bro.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  You're in the women's bathroom.

• 1:03:57Speaker 08

  Doesn't matter if you're allowed to be in here. You're not allowed to fucking jerk off in here, bro. That is so fucking weird.

• 1:04:05Speaker 08

  Bro, we have video fucking proof.

• 1:04:11Speaker 08

  It doesn't fucking matter. You are a male in the fucking...

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  Oh, I love that. I love this.

• 1:04:15Andy Frisella?

  They sure just went to straight beating.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:04:18Andy Frisella?

  He was already...

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was beaten. Just join in!

• 1:04:21Andy Frisella?

  I mean dude, this is straight fisticuffs.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Bro. Fuck.

• 1:04:26Andy Frisella?

  And stomps.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  Socks.

• 1:04:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, stomps.

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 1:04:30Andy Frisella?

  That's the only way people like this learn. Sorry.

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  Bro. He was going for a minute too, bro.

• 1:04:35Andy Frisella?

  Listen dude, it's the only way people like this learn. The only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of shit is by physical repercussions.

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Andy Frisella?

  This is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done.

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  Stop recording.

• 1:04:48Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  Yep. Yep.

• 1:04:49Speaker 06

  This is why life without, before the internet and cameras were amazing.

• 1:04:53Andy Frisella?

  No one cares about cameras anymore, bro.

• 1:04:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:55Andy Frisella?

  I saw a video today. It was fucking awesome. There was this dude riding a motorcycle and this lady came out in the middle of the, of the fucking street and was telling him... You can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street and he's like, uh huh. And she's like, I'm putting you on the internet. He's like, cool. I don't give a shit. And she's like going on and on and she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore. Put it right there, man. Fucking tag me. Here's my Instagram.

• 1:05:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm gonna say, make me famous. I would love to.

• 1:05:20Andy Frisella?

  No one cares. No one cares. It only worked when people didn't really understand how these people were, right? They didn't under- now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone, it's gonna fucking do something. I don't care. Don't fucking care. Nobody fucking cares. In fact, I like the videos that I see where people do that shit and then motherfuckers just take the phone. That's the shit I like.

• 1:05:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:46Andy Frisella?

  You throw your phone in my face, bro, I'm take the phone. I'm taking it. You ain't getting it back.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  It's my phone.

• 1:05:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and then I'm gonna take all your fucking fucked up pictures and post them on my Instagram. So be careful before you fucking flash that bitch in my face.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  That's right. Oh, man. Yeah, no, it wa- it was good to see this being confronted nevertheless. Um, I know that, uh, they reached, they did reach out to that Planet Fitness for comment.

• 1:06:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  Didn't reply.

• 1:06:12Andy Frisella?

  Of course.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Um, didn't respond. But it's like, dude, uh, let's talk a little bit.

• 1:06:15Andy Frisella?

  Listen dude, here's the truth. Here, here's the truth. This is what has to happen and it should happen, it should have happened years ago, but it should happen right now. But again, any company that allows any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should be completely fucking boycotted.

• 1:06:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:31Andy Frisella?

  Like zero tolerance. Everybody should fucking leave it. That's the truth. Okay? And, uh, whether it's them or whoever else, it doesn't matter.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  Now, I was about to ask you that because like dude, like from a, from a culture standpoint where we are as a country right now,

• 1:06:48Speaker 01

  we've, we've already detailed like why these companies, like people would see these companies like, man, why would they allow?

• 1:06:53Andy Frisella?

  Listen, man.

• 1:06:53Speaker 01

  Well, they had to, right?

• 1:06:54Andy Frisella?

  This is another thing that happened in Weimar Republic in Germany.

• 1:06:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Andy Frisella?

  Okay, they started, Berlin was the capital of like debauchery and cultural degradation.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Andy Frisella?

  All right, they had, they had, they were the first trans, uh, situations going on there.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  Clinic there, yeah.

• 1:07:09Andy Frisella?

  Sur- surgeries. There were mother and, and daughter prostitutes. It was like the, it was like the-

• 1:07:19Andy Frisella?

  Worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind. And what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and fucking hanging them and beating the shit out of them. And that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated was to protect them from being attacked by the citizens.

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:07:39Andy Frisella?

  So, you know, there's a lot of fucking parallels here that are happening, but I'll be real dude. Uh, if there's a dude in a women's bathroom beating his fucking meat, he deserves every motherfucking ounce of heat that comes at him. I don't, I don't care what happens.

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  In any bathroom.

• 1:07:56Andy Frisella?

  I don't care what happens.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  Men's bathroom, like.

• 1:07:59Andy Frisella?

  I don't care what happens. I don't care. I don't care. These people are fucking predators. They, they, there needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated. Bro, there was a time in this country not too long ago where when like, I mean, think about this dude.

• 1:08:14Andy Frisella?

  When you go to fucking jail, okay, and you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders. Okay. People who have killed people, people who have done all sorts of bad things. The minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or did some, dude, you were excommunicated. And if you come out of your cell, usually end up getting killed.

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:36Andy Frisella?

  Okay. And that's fucking criminals. But out here in the real world, we give them rights.

• 1:08:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Andy Frisella?

  And we like, listen to that, bro. Fuck that. These people need to be fucking dealt with so that it stops happening.

• 1:08:48Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 1:08:49Andy Frisella?

  And this isn't about gay people. This is about fucking whack job, fucking pervert fucks like this.

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:54Andy Frisella?

  So don't mistake what I'm saying here.

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, there's no place for it in our society, dude.

• 1:09:00Andy Frisella?

  I mean, dude, look, it's people.

• 1:09:08Andy Frisella?

  From. The very beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language that is spoken. You know what that is? It's fucking violence. Okay, people know that when they get punched in the fucking face, that they shouldn't do those things. And when you get punched in the face a couple of times, back when I grew up, fistfights were a normal thing. They were a normal thing amongst men. If you said the wrong thing, if you did the wrong thing, if you did something that wasn't right, you got your fucking ass beat. And it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like, okay, I can do this and I can't do that. And we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions for actions like this, which makes people feel like they can get away with them.

• 1:09:53Andy Frisella?

  And I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street beating the shit out of everybody that makes them mad, but I'm saying this, when people could solve differences with with simple violence, fists, there was a lot, it was a lot more civil of a civilization. And there's no mistake why they removed that from culture. Okay, they didn't remove it because it was dangerous. They removed it because this, that allowed for these kinds of things to move into culture. Right, you can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening. Correct. You need this. Bro, if this had happened 15 years ago, you wouldn't even heard about it on the news. It would have just been like, the dude got his ass beat, or he got his, you know, like there was a guy in Florida, bro, who was,

• 1:10:37Andy Frisella?

  he was cutting the heads off of pedos. Yeah. Okay.

• 1:10:43Andy Frisella?

  And? Buy that guy a beer. Yeah.

• 1:10:47Andy Frisella?

  Like, listen, it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it. And that's cross-culture. Yeah, that's, it doesn't matter if they speak Chinese. No. Chinese dude comes up and does some fucking roundhouse shit in your face and flicks a booger on you and you punch him in the fucking face and knock him the fuck out, he probably ain't gonna do that again. Yeah, right. You know, and we have all this society full of capable men now who are, I think we have a more capable, it's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence than we've ever had, with less actual violence when it's appropriate. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's actually being required. Yeah. Like dude, people didn't, people didn't have black belts in jiu-jitsu when I was growing up.

• 1:11:30Andy Frisella?

  They didn't train MMA, they didn't do all this shit. Nowadays, you got motherfuckers walking around with cauliflower ear everywhere you go.

• 1:11:38Andy Frisella?

  What good is cauliflower ear if you can't fucking take care of business once in a while?

• 1:11:41Speaker 01

  Callie the flower, baby.

• 1:11:42Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying.

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  This dude's a fucker.

• 1:11:48Andy Frisella?

  And dude, I, I, I, you know, it's, it's, it's required.

• 1:11:54Andy Frisella?

  Fisticuffs violence is required for order in society. It just is.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:02Andy Frisella?

  If you're not gonna have fisticuffs and you don't want fisticuffs, then you have to punish people like this publicly, physically, harshly, to set the tone. So you can either have fistfights, or you can have public executions. I'm cool with whichever one we choose.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:12:17Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but.

• 1:12:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, man. Let's check in with the chat, man.

• 1:12:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  Let's check in with the chat. I, I'm allowed, is he allowed to film in here? Are you allowed to jerk off in there, bro? Like, I don't think, hey, let's focus on this right here.

• 1:12:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:12:33Speaker 01

  Good lord.

• 1:12:35Andy Frisella?

  Dude, this is why, man, that, li- li- listen.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Y'all read a fucking poll. Y'all didn't tell me y'all read a poll.

• 1:12:42Andy Frisella?

  Syrup, syrup wins. Man, y'all motherfuckers nasty. You want that, like, sticky syrup coming off a dude's butthole and, like, creating syrup strings in your mouth and shit?

• 1:12:51Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:12:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I'm the team jelly. I'm going for the jelly.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  That's not no better, bro.

• 1:12:57Andy Frisella?

  That is better because it's not, like, sticky.

• 1:13:01Speaker 01

  What kind of jelly?

• 1:13:04Andy Frisella?

  I'm just saying.

• 1:13:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. What else we got?

• 1:13:09Andy Frisella?

  Grape.

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, man.

• 1:13:16Andy Frisella?

  People don't know, that's a clip from HBO from like thirty years ago. They did a, they did, they had this show called Oz, which was about prisons. And they interviewed this dude who was in prison, and he's like, everybody in here gets their ass ate. Everybody knows what that's about.

• 1:13:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:29Andy Frisella?

  You probably find a clip on, uh, on YouTube. No, bro. He's talking about how in jail, they eat each other's asses.

• 1:13:36Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:13:37Andy Frisella?

  And he's saying, you either do it with syrup, or you do it with jelly.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 1:13:40Andy Frisella?

  You find in the clip? Try see if you can find it, dude.

• 1:13:43Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:13:43Andy Frisella?

  That's real shit.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  You know about the booty warrior though, right?

• 1:13:45Andy Frisella?

  The booty warrior?

• 1:13:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's a real, no, real thing. So you know the, there's another docu-series, he's called Locked Up, right?

• 1:13:52Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:52Speaker 01

  And they go and tour these prison facilities. Bro, this is real shit, bro.

• 1:13:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like, the ultimate warrior strings and shit.

• 1:13:58Speaker 01

  Like, he, like, listen, they sat down with this dude.

• 1:14:01Andy Frisella?

  The fucking booty warrior.

• 1:14:02Speaker 01

  Bro, hold on, bro. This is, this is like monumental right here.

• 1:14:08Andy Frisella?

  See, somebody knows, uh, there, that show was great.

• 1:14:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:12Andy Frisella?

  Now I know you're old.

• 1:14:14Speaker 01

  His, his name's Fleece Johnson, bro. Bro, this dude right here, Fleece Johnson.

• 1:14:20Andy Frisella?

  The booty warrior.

• 1:14:20Speaker 01

  Bro, they interviewed this dude and he's like, you know, cause he's like, yeah, I'm a homosexual. That's how he sounds, bro. He's like, I'm a homosexual.

• 1:14:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  I like man's butts. That's how he sounds, bro. And they're, they're like, so like, what, what do you do? He's like, well, I mean, I see, I see somebody come in new. And I tell them very simply, I like you and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. And they always say it's yours.

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  Bro, like, that's a real thing, bro. Like, bro, that's like historic right there, bro.

• 1:14:53Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  And the producer, bro, you should have seen that they interviewed the producer who was like asking the questions. He's like, yeah, like we got, we were kind of concerned for our own safety, bro. We thought he was gonna come after us.

• 1:15:03Andy Frisella?

  The booty band, it might come get you.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. He got released not too long ago.

• 1:15:07Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:15:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. Fleece Johnson.

• 1:15:09Andy Frisella?

  Well, even that guy's got more fucking, uh, I guarantee you, he's got more moral structure in him than these motherfuckers.

• 1:15:15Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But he was, he was like, he said, uh.

• 1:15:18Andy Frisella?

  You find it?

• 1:15:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:19Andy Frisella?

  All right. Let's see. Let's see. We're gonna educate some of your youngins.

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 1:15:26Andy Frisella?

  On the syrup and the jelly.

• 1:15:30Speaker 09

  First of all, right, if he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. What they call tossing salad. That's the slang word, tossing salad. It means sucking my ass, right? With jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup. I prefer a guy to use jelly, right? I will reach my climate, right? I will automatically get hard, right? I will, you know, come automatically if he's sucking my ass for about 10 minutes or longer, right? It's, it's, it's a, it's a sensation film. It makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that. You know what I'm saying? Like guys suck their ass. It's just like a pussy, right? But the only difference is it's not a pussy, right? It's clean. The person decent. And the person know that that's an asshole, but in my.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  It's like warm.

• 1:16:15Andy Frisella?

  But it ain't.

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  But it ain't.

• 1:16:20Andy Frisella?

  This is what we grew up with.

• 1:16:22Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:16:22Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 1:16:24Andy Frisella?

  That shit was on TV, man.

• 1:16:25Speaker 01

  Bro, that's crazy.

• 1:16:26Speaker 06

  Yeah. Very famous thing, uh, Chris Rock did something on this too.

• 1:16:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:31Speaker 06

  It's very famous too.

• 1:16:32Speaker 01

  Here you go. Hold on. Hold on. Here, Fleese Johnson.

• 1:16:35Speaker 10

  When Law Cup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleese Johnson, a longtime inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality.

• 1:16:46Speaker 11

  Well, we have sexual desires, right? So you got a bunch of mans locked up in one place. All of them get horny. All of them's horny. All of them got sexual desires. So what are they gonna do? You won't let them have a woman? They gonna have each of somebody's gonna have to give off some booty. And that's just that simple.

• 1:17:09Speaker 12

  The most memorable story that Fleese told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary. And he went on about it and on about it.

• 1:17:25Speaker 11

  In his prison, booty was more important than food. Booty, a man's butt.

• 1:17:37Speaker 01

  What are we doing?

• 1:17:38Speaker 11

  It was more, I'm serious. It was more booty, having some booty.

• 1:17:47Speaker 11

  Was more important than drinking water.

• 1:17:49Andy Frisella?

  This is the most gay I've ever felt.

• 1:17:51Speaker 01

  He said having booty is more important than drinking water.

• 1:17:56Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm confused about is how did you nail his voice so good, bro? How many times you watched this?

• 1:18:01Speaker 01

  Viral, bro. A million times.

• 1:18:03Andy Frisella?

  DJ, I found your dad.

• 1:18:07Speaker 01

  Alright, that's it. That's it. Enough of that.

• 1:18:09Andy Frisella?

  I didn't say it, they said it.

• 1:18:13Andy Frisella?

  Blair Hickman, I'm with you. How did we get here?

• 1:18:17Speaker 01

  This shit like late night Cinemax.

• 1:18:24Speaker 01

  That's not my dad.

• 1:18:25Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man, the fucking booty warrior.

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  That's not my father.

• 1:18:29Speaker 06

  Fleese Johnson.

• 1:18:30Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man. You guys got the same voice.

• 1:18:35Andy Frisella?

  All right. So, uh, yeah, anyway, that's what's going on in the world. See you fuckers later.

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  I say send this dude to go talk to Fleech Johnson.

• 1:18:43Andy Frisella?

  Oh, man.

• 1:18:44Speaker 01

  Yep. That'll fix, that'll fix the world, bro. That'll fix the world, man. Yeah. Well, guys.

• 1:18:52Speaker 01

  Final segment?

• 1:18:52Andy Frisella?

  Yes. Please. Put me out of my fucking misery.

• 1:18:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, guys, it's time for our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Bring a headline in. Uh, we talk about it.

• 1:19:08Andy Frisella?

  That was so gay.

• 1:19:11Speaker 01

  Booty and more important than drinking water.

• 1:19:15Andy Frisella?

  It's the same way out here, dude.

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  Oh, man. All right. Yeah. Thumbs up dumb as fuck, guys. You guys know how this works. We, uh, bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, gets one of these two options. And so, um, it's not bears. However, it's something, it is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart. Um, so I'd appreciate some, some seriousness on this topic.

• 1:19:39Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:19:40Speaker 01

  Um, Chick-fil-A, uh, and fried chicken. They, uh,

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  uh, need your, need your entrepreneurial take on this, man. They did some, they're doing some, some, some new things and, uh, are you a fan? Do you like Chick-fil-A?

• 1:19:55Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:55Speaker 01

  I mean, it's got chicken.

• 1:19:56Andy Frisella?

  Who the fuck doesn't like Chick-fil-A, man?

• 1:19:57Speaker 01

  Right? It's fucking great. Right? It's, I mean, it's, it's great.

• 1:20:01Andy Frisella?

  There's nobody that doesn't like Chick-fil-A.

• 1:20:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love it.

• 1:20:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:06Andy Frisella?

  I do too.

• 1:20:06Speaker 01

  All right. Make sure these guys are shit talking. Um, yeah, they, uh, they're coming out with some new frosted sodas. They have retro cups, um, and some new bags and, and kind of rebranding the, the stuff a little bit, just, just for like a little bit. Not, it's not permanent. Um,

• 1:20:23Andy Frisella?

  What's a frosted soda?

• 1:20:24Speaker 01

  Huh? It's like, it's like a root beer float, basically, but like with whatever soda you want it.

• 1:20:29Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  Right? Um, so yeah, it's a whole new unveiling of a new brand, um, of drinks. Uh, it starts, uh, today or yesterday, actually. Starts today, uh, January 5th, um, the Atlanta-based chain. I didn't know they were based in Atlanta, but that makes so much sense now.

• 1:20:48Andy Frisella?

  Why?

• 1:20:50Andy Frisella?

  Why DJ?

• 1:20:52Speaker 01

  Well, because.

• 1:20:53Andy Frisella?

  I think Zaxby's is from there too.

• 1:20:55Speaker 01

  Zaxby's is fucking good.

• 1:20:56Andy Frisella?

  That makes sense.

• 1:20:58Speaker 01

  That makes real, that makes a lot of sense, yeah. God's Chicken, I mean, there's a lot of, uh, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, uh, Homo sapiens. I've heard in Atlanta.

• 1:21:09Andy Frisella?

  Alright, let's, let's get on with it.

• 1:21:10Speaker 01

  Okay, alright, don't get.

• 1:21:11Andy Frisella?

  We all know there's black people in Atlanta.

• 1:21:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, uh, these new drinks, man, they, uh, they're, they're starting off with three flavors, so you can get, uh, Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, um, and Sprite, and then you can also, um, include things like Fanta Powerade, Hi-C, Bart's Root Beer, um, they're doing all of these, but they're re, they're doing some like retro style branding. Um, and so we talk about culture, things were better back in the days, right? Uh, these are the new cup logos that are coming out, new, new bag logos, retro vibe, Andy, did they hit or miss?

• 1:21:48Andy Frisella?

  I mean, retro's always cool, man.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:50Andy Frisella?

  It's kinda hard to fuck up retro.

• 1:21:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:52Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:21:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Hmm. Yeah, I wonder, I wa, I want the staff like to also like getting the, the retro vibe too, though, you know what I'm saying, like?

• 1:22:02Andy Frisella?

  Like what?

• 1:22:03Speaker 01

  Like, you gotta come in through the back door, boy.

• 1:22:06Andy Frisella?

  Like pointy hats?

• 1:22:12Speaker 06

  Which one's better, Zaxby or Chick-fil-A? People in the chat are fighting over it.

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:22:17Andy Frisella?

  To be fair, I've never had Zaxby's.

• 1:22:19Speaker 01

  Oh, bro.

• 1:22:19Andy Frisella?

  I can't say. I'm not one of those people that just say shit.

• 1:22:23Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:22:23Andy Frisella?

  Unlike the rest of the fucking internet.

• 1:22:24Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:22:25Speaker 06

  You gotta try it first.

• 1:22:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and then everybody else, yeah, everybody else is, you know, they're, why don't you say this? Fuck, I don't know about that, man. Holy shit, that's what intelligent people do, they say they don't fucking know.

• 1:22:35Speaker 01

  Bro, Zaxby's, uh, listen, I'm telling you right now, dude.

• 1:22:38Andy Frisella?

  Is it good?

• 1:22:39Speaker 06

  People are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades.

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:22:43Speaker 06

  They're saying Cane's is better than Zaxby's.

• 1:22:45Speaker 01

  They can shut up.

• 1:22:46Andy Frisella?

  Go, go, go back to, uh, go back to the other picture.

• 1:22:49Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:22:49Andy Frisella?

  Picture, the one right before that, yeah, I think that's cool.

• 1:22:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, so like, they're apparently like 3,000 customers will have, will get a gold cup?

• 1:22:56Andy Frisella?

  Um, yeah, that's the new rebrand. I want, I want AB to go back to like the shorty bottles. The short, you know what I'm talking about? The short bottles, not the long necks, the fucking short ones. Like a red stripe? No, they're like in betweeners. They're like not a red stripe, but they're not a long neck. They're like shorties and they used to have natural light, used to come in those. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's like a red stripe bottle. Yeah. And I think Bud Light should go back to, uh, Bud Light should go back to like the original branding of like the old school branding. Hmm. Mm hmm. Late night cinemax. That's all I'm saying.

• 1:23:32Speaker 06

  Seven Budweiser bottles look really good.

• 1:23:34Andy Frisella?

  Look, look, look up like a nineteen, uh, mid nineties, uh, Beer bottle? Beer bottle, bit like a natural light bottle in the, in the nineties. It's not that Coors one you showed either. I don't know what it's called. It's like an in-between type bottle. Was it still six, was it twelve ounces? Yeah, it was twelve ounces. Yeah, it looks like it.

• 1:23:54Speaker 06

  It kinda looks like it.

• 1:23:54Andy Frisella?

  Flip it around, let me see. That was it.

• 1:23:59Speaker 06

  Something like this?

• 1:23:59Andy Frisella?

  No. It had a longer neck. Dude, what if this is like the Bernstein Bears thing and what you're saying never existed? No, it did exist. Yes, like that. Oh, like that? Yeah. So what, what's the point of the long neck? Well, dude, when you got that, back then, when you got long necks, it was a big deal. Like, uh, cause it was like, I don't know why it was marketing, but like if you had long necks and not short necks, you were like, you were like, you were fucking baller, bro.

• 1:24:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:32Speaker 06

  This is like the evolution of baller.

• 1:24:33Andy Frisella?

  There you go. So, so the one all the way out there on the left? I used to buy those at the gas station with a fake ID for five oh nine, for five oh nine. Let's see. At that gas station by your house on Butler Hill. No shit? Yep.

• 1:24:49Andy Frisella?

  Yep, 509 12 packs. Miller Lite.

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 1:24:54Andy Frisella?

  Yep. Miller Lite tastes like shit too, I hate it.

• 1:24:58Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:24:59Andy Frisella?

  I still hate it. It tastes like fucking corn chip water.

• 1:25:02Speaker 01

  Mmm, oh, that's nasty.

• 1:25:03Andy Frisella?

  It's not a good beer.

• 1:25:04Speaker 01

  No. I'm a, I'm a, like you said, I mean, you make more money, you start, I, I like Stella's now.

• 1:25:09Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, Stella's is good.

• 1:25:10Speaker 01

  Stella's are good.

• 1:25:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  Stella's are really good.

• 1:25:12Andy Frisella?

  I still like Bud Light though.

• 1:25:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:13Andy Frisella?

  I still like, if I'm gonna drink outside, like in the summertime, I drink Bud Light.

• 1:25:16Speaker 01

  Bud Lights are nice, yeah. Yeah, retro fit, man, I, I, I'm with it. I'm with it. And root beer floats, I mean, who, who doesn't like to get root beer floats, right?

• 1:25:27Andy Frisella?

  I mean, they're good, they're good, it's just like, who has the time to like, actually go order one and get one and make, like, yeah, see, I don't do that.

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  I do.

• 1:25:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I don't do that stuff.

• 1:25:37Speaker 01

  I might go tonight. Um. Yeah, I'm with it though, I think, I think, I like it, Chiffle is good.

• 1:25:44Andy Frisella?

  I think retro is cool, man, I think it's cool, I think you can always make retro cool.

• 1:25:48Speaker 01

  Well, you always talk to like, I mean, things are like, like, they're cyclical, right? In other words?

• 1:25:53Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:53Speaker 06

  Ciclical.

• 1:25:54Speaker 01

  Cyclical, yeah. What did I say?

• 1:25:57Andy Frisella?

  They are, you said cyclicer.

• 1:25:59Speaker 06

  Cerc.

• 1:25:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:26:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:00Speaker 01

  Cyclical, yeah, they're, uh, they come, they come and, they come and go.

• 1:26:04Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:04Speaker 01

  They're trends, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and, uh.

• 1:26:08Andy Frisella?

  It's a crock off.

• 1:26:16Andy Frisella?

  That's what it is, you're so used to saying that hard R, bro, you can't lose on the other words.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  Water, you know what I'm saying, I just can't help it, bro.

• 1:26:23Andy Frisella?

  It ain't water.

• 1:26:28Andy Frisella?

  It's water.

• 1:26:32Andy Frisella?

  Get over here, waters.

• 1:26:33Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:26:35Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, well, let's check back in the chat, man, we got a few minutes here to spare.

• 1:26:38Andy Frisella?

  All right.

• 1:26:39Speaker 01

  Let's see how the chat's doing.

• 1:26:40Andy Frisella?

  That was pretty much like the most worthless show ever.

• 1:26:45Speaker 01

  I think, listen.

• 1:26:46Andy Frisella?

  The answer is, we don't fucking know, and.

• 1:26:48Speaker 01

  Poll time, right, we got time for a quick poll?

• 1:26:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:52Speaker 01

  Did you learn something this episode? That's, that's all the poll, that's all.

• 1:26:59Speaker 01

  Boomeranger.

• 1:27:03Andy Frisella?

  Dude, I got a funny story about fucking about Heineken. Somebody mentioned Heineken in there. I like Heineken's. So I went to I backpacked through Europe a long time ago with a buddy of mine. And we were like, I was like seventeen and we went to Amsterdam. And we went to the Heineken Brewery Tour at like ten o'clock in the morning. Okay, and the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam is like the inside is like you're like, there's no sunshine. It's like dark and I mean like dark and. Like a lot of black people? No, no, not that kind of dark. No, like you can't see your fucking hand in front of your face.

• 1:27:48Andy Frisella?

  Got no windows. Dark atmosphere. Got it. And I mean, you kept your wallet.

• 1:27:55Andy Frisella?

  So, so anyway, they give you so it's all you can drink on the Heineken Brewery Tour. We're fucking seventeen, eighteen years old, bro. So like, we're like, fucking free beer, you know, so we're pounding beers, dude. And after, you know, a few morning beers, you forget what time of day it is, right? Especially when it's dark on the inside, right? So we probably drank, I don't know, fucking ten beers each through the tour. All right, we get out, it's eleven o'clock. All right, fucking sun's in my eyes, where the fuck am I? I'm hungry. So we're walking up the street. At we're backpacking, so I had a backpack, he had a backpack.

• 1:28:36Andy Frisella?

  And we're walking up the street and we go past this, we like start smelling all these like breads and like bakeries. I love bread. Fuck dude, it smells so good. I can still remember it. And we got up to this, this like bakery and it had an outside patio. So we're like, all right, well, we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill. And, you know, they come out and they're like, well, if you're gonna sit here, you gotta order something. And so I went inside and dude, they got like, you know, dude, just like you see in like, like, like you would see on Instagram, the perfect bakery. Dude, breads and fucking croissants and cookies and brownies and like all like perfectly laid out like.

• 1:29:19Andy Frisella?

  And I'm like thinking, I'm like, dude, I'm so hungry.

• 1:29:24Andy Frisella?

  So I'm like, I want some of those, some of those, some of those. And I got like ten different kinds of cookies.

• 1:29:31Andy Frisella?

  So I went out on the, I went out on the patio and I ate all the cookies. And I start getting fucked, like I'm getting way more fucked up.

• 1:29:41Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:29:42Andy Frisella?

  And I'm like, I told my buddy Gavin, I'm like, Gavin, I don't fucking feel good, bro. Like, I'm fucking, I'm fucked up.

• 1:29:48Speaker 01

  Heineken's kicking in.

• 1:29:49Andy Frisella?

  So I fucking went back in and looked and they were all fucking weed cookies.

• 1:29:54Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:29:55Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so I, and by the way, I had very little experience with marijuana at the time.

• 1:30:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:30:01Andy Frisella?

  So I'm like, oh, fuck, dude. And I start getting fucked up, more fucked up. And then, and then like I wake up. Okay. And I, I wake up and I'm like laying on the sidewalk with my backpack on and there's like my buddy and like three people I didn't recognize. And I wake up and I'm like, what are you guys doing? And they're like, what day do you think it is? And I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean? So dude, I fucking passed out for a full 24 hours on the fucking street of Amsterdam. And they, like, there's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street.

• 1:30:35Speaker 01

  And they stay with you.

• 1:30:36Andy Frisella?

  And my buddy had made all these new friends.

• 1:30:38Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Dude, what a guy.

• 1:30:40Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:41Speaker 01

  What a guy.

• 1:30:41Andy Frisella?

  And so they like, they like, I guess they party while I fucking took a nap for 24 hours.

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  But think about, I mean, you know what I think about too, though? Like, think of how much crazier like the times were that you could do that and not get fucked with.

• 1:30:53Andy Frisella?

  Oh dude, it was film cameras.

• 1:30:55Speaker 01

  No, no, I'm talking about like, like, like you didn't get robbed or fuck, you know what I'm saying? Like.

• 1:30:59Andy Frisella?

  No.

• 1:31:00Speaker 01

  I doubt you could do that now in Germany right now.

• 1:31:02Andy Frisella?

  I don't know.

• 1:31:03Speaker 01

  I doubt you could.

• 1:31:03Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. I've not been there in a while, but I know this. Like, I had no idea where I fucking was or when I woke up, dude, I mean, it was, it was the next day.

• 1:31:12Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:31:12Speaker 06

  Benji in chat says, that's the day Andy donated a kidney.

• 1:31:16Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:18Andy Frisella?

  Exact, bro, it's like that. It was like fucking hostile.

• 1:31:20Speaker 01

  Fuck, dude.

• 1:31:21Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 1:31:22Speaker 06

  Somebody said that too. That's how the hostels start.

• 1:31:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's so crazy.

• 1:31:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, dude. And, and the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam. Is that, so Amsterdam is famous for the red, red light district. If you've never been to a red light district, it's, it's very weird. Because like, you're literally walking down the street and there's like these women in the window and the red lights are on and they're like, you know, dancing around or like trying to get you to come over and shit. And, uh, I was wearing an orange shirt and the world cup was going on and they had won their game and that was their, that was their color, uh, orange. So like, they were like, free one, free one. Yeah, like trying to get me in. And like, bro, I was like 17. I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna get fucking AIDS. I was terrified, dude.

• 1:32:09Speaker 01

  I don't want your cooties.

• 1:32:10Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. You know, there's a red light district in, uh, in, uh, Iraq. Yeah. In the windows is, uh, goats.

• 1:32:18Andy Frisella?

  I believe it.

• 1:32:20Speaker 01

  Sorry, I'm sorry.

• 1:32:21Andy Frisella?

  I believe it.

• 1:32:22Speaker 01

  That was a bad joke. I'm sorry, guys. Alright.

• 1:32:24Andy Frisella?

  Trancer dam. That's right.

• 1:32:27Speaker 01

  Well, guys, uh, thumbs up to Chick-fil-A. Um, I'll probably stop there. I'll see you guys tonight. And, um,

• 1:32:33Andy Frisella?

  Hey brother, I hope your son, uh, feels better, man. That sucks.

• 1:32:38Speaker 06

  Nick Mac.

• 1:32:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, sorry Nick. Sorry you're dealing with that, brother. Hope everything, uh, works out. I'm sure it will.

• 1:32:46Speaker 06

  Hope you liked the gay jokes.

• 1:32:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. All the nurses are like, who the fuck are you guys listening to?

• 1:32:52Speaker 01

  Listening to?

• 1:32:53Speaker 06

  I hope you're not playing on speaker.

• 1:32:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, share the show, Nick. Appreciate you, dawg.

• 1:32:59Andy Frisella?

  Alright guys.

• 1:33:00Speaker 01

  Guys, Eddie, that is all I have.

• 1:33:01Andy Frisella?

  Alright guys, well, thanks for joining the show. Uh, don't be one of these people that says the same shit every year about what the fuck you're gonna do. Go out and do it. Let the results speak for itself and make the world a better place. Alright? Alright guys, don't be a hoe.

• 1:33:16Speaker 01

  Share the show.