NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Drake Maye Has The Yips, The Ravens Win In 7 Seconds, Witching Hour Madness Plus Who's Back Of The Week

NFL Week 3 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then get to every game Sunday (00:00:00-00:14:48) Jaguars 35, Patriots 6 (00:14:48-00:38:16) Steelers 30, Bengals 27 (00:38:16-00:45:52) Bills 24, Chargers 16 (00:45:52-00:55:43) Commanders 33, Seahawks 31 (00:55:43-01:10:46) Browns 21, Panthers 18 (01:10:46-01:20:57) Lions 31, Jets 24 (01:20:57-01:30:09 Colts 19, Texans 17 (01:30:09-01:40:22) Chiefs 24, Dolphins 10 (01:40:22-01:46:31) Giants 12, Titans 7 (01:46:31-01:56:04) 49ers 36, Cardinals 30 (01:56:04-02:01:19) Vikings 23, Bucs 16 (02:01:19-02:11:30) Raiders 35, Saints 27 (02:11:30-02:20:42) Ravens 34, Cowboys 31 (02:20:42-02:29:10) SNF thriller Broncos 30, Rams 26 (02:29:10-02:40:01) and then we finish with who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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  On today's Pardon My Take presented by DraftKings, it's week three in the NFL, and we're gonna get to every single game. We start with fastest two minutes. What's going on with Drake May? The commanders win their first game, upset the Seahawks. The Chargers are sad to look at. The Ravens score with seven seconds left. Sunday Night Football. Then we're gonna do who's back of the week. Talk a little Monday Night Football coming up. Bears Eagles also playoff baseball this week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Paramount Plus. Soccer fans, the UEFA Champions League is back. The world crowned

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  Welcome to Pardon My Take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, September 28th, week three.

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  We start in the AFC North where you know it's going to be a Fight Club when Meet Joe Blackborough and the Bengals go into Brad Pittsburgh where they used to be a very dangerous seven at quarterback. What's in the box? How many men in the box? Somehow this game was a shootout, huh? As Jamar Burrow chasing T. Siggin smoked the Steelers, both going for 90 plus in a score while Baron Trump Rogers stood 10 feet tall in the pocket, finding receivers all afternoon and proving that he is the favorite son of Mike McCarthy, who looks very, very good. By the way, he looks like he lost weight there, Tej. Good for you, Coach. The game

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  was close until a couple of special team errors doomed the Bengals as Cedric the Entertainer Williams roughed the kicker and Keyshawn Williams Scott said, dude, where's the ball? On a fourth quarter punt, helping seal a Steelers victory. Steelers 30, Bengals 27.

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  Wake up, Maggie. I think I got something to say to you. It's late September. And we're going to Indianapolis where Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the AFC South welcome the Texans who have a track record of slower starts than a 1970 El Camino.

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  Pause this for a second, guys. I just gotta say fuck. Cause I just gotta say fuck. What the fuck is going on? Matt fucking Stafford, what the fuck is the matter with you? We're tipping the boomers and the Broncos are turning for a touchdown. Absolute bullshit, Matt Stafford. Oh, my God. You son of a bitch. Who could have seen this coming? No. The Broncos teeth the lead. No. And the punt was blocked. No. Boom. Seems like you had some money on the game. It's all rigged. It's all rigged, Tej. Back to Indianapolis. The Texans have a track record of slower starts than a 1970 El Camino. The Colts took

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  their Pierce out, and now the holes are starting to fill in in his absence with Mo Prince Ali Cox, who finally got it through his head. The offense sputtered out on long drives as Avril Levine. The offense sputtered out on long drives. Avril Levine-ing a lot to be desired as Spencer Strider boy said, see you later, boy. I can make many more long field goals. Damn Daniel was back at it again with the fumbles and Woody Marks put a stain on the Colts clean sheet with a touchdown. And the Texans took the lead with 1:48 left in the fourth quarter. But our long national nightmare is over as Sauce Gardner has first

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  won his game in the country since 2024, and he's CJ Stroud to be an American where Houston's 0-3. And I won't forget Keenan Allen and his extreme PAC, and I gladly stand up. Indianapolis 19, Houston 17. Great job. Way to keep your composure there. This is some fucking bullshit, Tej. And we go to, where did the Jets play today? Oh, in Detroit, memes.

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  In Detroit, Jared Leto golf wasn't going to let the Jets break him down as he found Amin Ra Ra, ooh la la, Saint Brown for some bad romance in the end zone. Geno Will Smith turned back the clock to find Special Agent Kenyon Suh, dude, for a diving touchdown as Garrett Owen Wilson said, wow, this is what it's like having a QB throw it to me.

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  He did the wow.

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  Dan Schneider Campbell found a way to exploit the Jets defense like a Nickelodeon kid star by getting three touchdowns for Jamar Gibby. Chuck Clark Grisball doesn't see the line and ruins the Jets' Christmas by sack fumbling Geno Smith to seal the game. Lions 31, Jets 24.

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  Thanks, memes. Now we go to sad Henry Lockwood down in Duval. We go to Jacksonville where the Jaguars and Liam Blutman Cone had another redheaded pumpkin fucker lead the team out with the Duval. In the first quarter, Josh James Cameron told his quarterback in the huddle, if you throw me the ball, I will never let go, Trevor. I'll never let go. Before catching a 12 yard touchdown to get the score started, Jacoby Mike Myers told Trevor, throw me a frickin' bone here. I want to score a 10 yard TD, baby. Yeah, baby. Drake, maybe he's concussed, fumbled the bloody ball and threw an interception in the end

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  zone to Travis Scott Hunter, who had the Patriots fans feeling sickle mode. Parker Denzel Washington scored a game sealing touchdown and was heard saying, uh huh, Jake, very cool engagement, Jake. I didn't know you like to get wet, Jake. Patriot six. Duval 35. Thank you, Hank. In Cleveland where Ryan Ella Fitzgerald said, a tisket, a tasket, a little brown ball in a yellow basket, uprights, as the Panthers tried to field goal their way out of the Browns stadium on Sunday. Here, Roald Dahl Fannin was the big friendly giant as he scored twice as Mason Telegram lined up right of center and got two sacks,

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  sending an encrypted message to all of America. The Browns are for real. The game was tight in the fourth, and you never count out touchdown to Sean Watson, who took a hard hit and for the first time ever reluctantly let somebody examine his head. Sex pests across America took off their fedoras in a moment of silence, not taking no for an answer. He came back in, leading his team to victory, and the Browns are now in his favorite place on top of the table of the AFC North. Browns 21, Panthers 18. We go to our nation's capital as the Seattle Pharma Seahawks are fighting off a Super Bowl

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  hangover with more team speed than ever thought possible, but it was Washington that might have, oh, it's a fucking touchdown for the Rams. Let's go Rams. Very significant to many people. And the cartoon animated ram jumps off the screen as Kanata Mumpfield takes the lead for some people that might have 15 to one parlay riding on that. Back to the game. The Seattle Pharma Seahawks are fighting off a Super Bowl hangover with more team speed than ever thought possible, but it was Washington that might have ADD. A disabled Daniel's boom? No, a decent defense as Sonny Stiles of beyond brought 10% luck, 20% skill, 15%

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  concentrated. He's a Mike, not a Will. 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% commanders have a terrible name. And Sam Donald was singing, I'm going to Jackson. I'm going to miss around. I'm going to Jackson. Look at Jackson's down there somewhere, who cashed in with 128 yards and two touchdowns, but the commander's offensive mastermind laid down a compilation of massive that massive hits called, wow, that's what I call third down conversions, as Marcus, there's something about Mariota has a little more white in his hair than he used to, but he can still come up big when it counts. The Commies 33, the Seahawks 31. Thanks, thanks,

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  Tej. We now go to Tampa Bay where things are getting sad for Zach and his boss.

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  In Tampa, Riley Reid-Dixon's punt sucks, fucks, and double penetrates the Viking side of the field, landing in the hands of Miles Price's right, who showcases his speed throughout the Tampa Bay defenders.

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  Winning him an all expenses paid vacation to touchdown town. Then Baker May, June, July, August field brings that summertime, summertime sadness. Whoa, whoa, whoa, to the Vikings backfield with a pass to Ted. Put him in a coffin. Wait, I mean, put him in a hearse for 40 yards, catching the game to three points. In the second half, Kyler Jenner Murray links up with bestie Jordan Addison Ray for the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Minnesota Vikings. It's girls night out, 41 yards out to be exact, touchdown Minnesota. It was all Vikings as the clock kicked on with Smith, with Will Smith, Riker proceeding to smack the shit out of back to back field goals on national television, shouting at the uprights.

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  Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. Rikers Vikings 23 Tampa Bay 16. Thanks Zach. We now head to Brazil with Max.

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  We head over to Brazil with Dakota Fanning Prescott, where Dakota Fanning Prescott was a man on fire to start this game as he led the Cowboys to an early 10 point lead. But let's not forget that Derrick Henry Lock, Henry Lockwood exists and went for back to back touchdowns to give the Ravens a lead with a three, with up three points coming out of half Ravens fans were saying, give me, give me more as Chris Moore scored to extend the lead to 10. But after a Cowboys field goal, Jake Fergalicious, definicious, make them Ravens crazy as he scored to cut the deficit to three. Then with seven seconds left in the game, Brandon Aubrey Graham said, just hold on, we're going to overtime as a number suggests that the Ravens did not have enough time to take

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  the, take the lead. But Che Flowers said, fuck your data as he converted a deep ball with one second left to set up a game winning field goal. Ravens 34 Cowboys 31.

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  Thanks Max.

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  Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston in Hoboken, such a fine sight to see. Ducks got an MCL, so Jameis gives them hell and the Titans are 0 and 3. Come on Jameis, Sala's brainless. Now it's time to use cologne, it's 20 spray miss.

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  Okay, week three in the books. We'll talk Sunday night football at the end. We had a wild week three. We now are sitting here after week three. There are three teams that have yet to win a football game. The Miami Dolphins, which we all expected, the Tampa Bay Bucks, which we did not expect, and the Los Angeles Chargers, which we also didn't expect. So it was though, it felt like it was a lot of correction weeks, starting with the Falcons winning on Thursday night football. Yeah, that did happen. That was pretty awesome. Shout out Kevin Stefanski for being Martin Luther King Jr. As Bijon said in the locker room at halftime.

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  And then you had like the, the games like the Steelers come back to earth. The, oh, I forgot the Texans, Texans too, Texans. So that's three, that's three teams that no one expected.

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  Well, the Texans, it's kind of their thing.

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  But the Texans, Chargers and, and, and Bucks were all expected to be potential playoff teams. The Bucks being in NFC South, they were, they were the favorite to win the NFC South, the Chargers being a dark horse playoff team, the Texans being everyone's Super Bowl pick. And now we have those three teams and the Miami Dolphins as 0 and 3. Should we get into it?

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  We can get into it. We got some also surprise 3-0 teams.

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  Yeah, some surprise 3-0 teams for sure. And some surprise, I mean, surprise teams that lost a game today, including the Seahawks, which we'll get to. But let's start with the games. We'll start with Jaguars 35 Patriots 6. Henry.

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  Yep.

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  Uh, listen, you, people were asking if we could put out pardon my take early and was like, hey, we, we gotta wait all the sickos and perverts that were asking, kind of the same people they're asking last week when you were maybe having some fun with me and PFT and our quarterback injuries.

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  I was not having fun.

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  Those same people were like, hey, where's the show? Where's the show? We want to hear Hank talk about the Patriots getting absolutely warped.

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  And the same thing that I said last week, there's sick individuals, there are sick individuals this week too.

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  Yeah, sick individuals.

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  My point remains true. Yeah. Yes. Glenn.

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  Is there anything, I don't know what you're talking about. Is there anything that you'd like to say to me?

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  Is there anything I'd like to say to you? No, no, there's not.

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  There's nothing that you'd like to say to me?

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  Fuck you.

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  Okay, okay.

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  I hate you.

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  Oh, the boys in the booth are now pointing. They're now pointing at a TV.

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  That's a nasty little point.

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  That's a nasty point. You're doing Drake turnover graphics on Sunday night football.

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  It's a comparison of turnovers last year to this year for Drake May. It's, it's ugly. He's got seven turnovers this year.

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  Bad turnover luck.

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  Bad turnover luck, bad tip luck as we, as we discussed last week.

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  Bad, bad, bad not being able to see Travis Hunter in the end zone luck.

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  Yeah. Uh, but Hank, do you have anything to say to me in terms of, I guess we can get to that later. Well, I, I don't want to put you through it right now.

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  Well, let's talk about the Jaguars.

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  We can get to it later. Yeah. The Jaguars are dominant at home. Put together a complete performance defensively. Offensively, Josh Heinz Allen was in Drake May's face all afternoon.

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  58.4 pressure rate. Jaguars were awesome defensively and bounced back offensively after a really bad fourth quarter in Denver last week.

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  Yeah, they were, they were excellent in every phase of the game. They finally got some use out of Travis Hunter.

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  Yep.

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  And I think you, you just gotta play him as a cornerback.

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  Yeah.

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  Just let him do that. He's really good at it and don't try to make everything happen before he's ready for it.

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  He said, he said.

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  Get more snaps as a cornerback.

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  Yeah. He said after he's like that, that interception, which was kind of the shift of the game. The Patriots played so bad. I don't know if they could have won the game, but the interception that happened on the two yard line at the end of the first half, the Jaguars up 14-3 and Drake May just throws it. I mean, Travis Hunter was all over Chisholm, I believe he was guarding. And he said after he's like, I knew I was just running his routes and I knew I was going to get one. I just had to get my hands on the ball. First interception in the NFL. The Jaguars were awesome and Liam Cohen's a really, really good coach. Like he's a really, really good coach.

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  He is the first coach since Matt LaFleur in 2020 to win 15 of his first 20 games as a head coach.

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  Damn good coach.

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  Really good. Jacksonville's won six straight regular season home games. Chaps was on the, on the video board, the, the Duval.

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  Incredible.

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  Well done by Chaps. The Jaguars are just good. They're just a really good team.

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  Also, also we should say Parker Washington, that touchdown catch was insane where he got his hands out at the last second to get that. And he was, he was really good. That it was also crazy because it was like incomplete, incomplete, and then touchdown, illegal hands to the face touchdown. So it's four straight passes to Parker Washington. He made two great catches in that, in that span and ended up with a touchdown. And also Trevor Lawrence screwed over all fantasy owners and he said it afterwards. He actually, so he went down for people who weren't watching the game.

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  That's been no sense.

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  Went down. It was 28 to six with eight minutes left in the game. Trevor Lawrence busted through like a broken play, busted through the line. No one around him, went down at the one yard line. And he said afterwards, I'm trying to help support the basal tootin' fantasy people out there. What the fuck?

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  Disgusting.

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  It was crazy. I understand if there was like a minute and a half left, like you, you go down and then, you know, you, you kneel the ball. It was eight and a half minutes left and they were up 28 to six. You just scored, they scored on the next play.

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  Absolutely disgusting. I think there was eight, 8:50 left in the game when, when he went down.

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  They scored on the next play.

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  On the very next play, Stanford Steve was with us watching the game and he had given out Drake May or Trevor Lawrence to score a rushing touchdown today. And that was utterly disgusting to see Trevor do that with eight minutes and 50 seconds left in the game. I, I want to know, like, did he tell his teammates before in the huddle? Was he like, hey, this is a no score situation? Or did that just like pop up in his head as he got close to the goal line?

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  Our guy Rico Bosco has been saying that we're, we live in a go down culture. It's not good. It all started with Todd Gurley.

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  What does that mean?

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  We live in a go down culture. Guys just go down now.

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  Junior Soprano.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not very Italian like him. But yeah, it's a go down culture. Guys go down at the one yard line.

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  It's, um, it was, it was really weird, but he's, he had a great game. Trevor Lawrence is just top five quarterback right now.

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  He's playing great. He's playing great in the Jags. Yeah. I mean, that was a, they, they had a kind of an implosion at the end of the game last week against the, the Broncos. So to see them come out and it was like pedals to the metal, the whole game. Uh, their defense, like I said, was awesome. Hank, are you now ready? Have we lubed you up? Are you ready to talk about Drake May and what's going on?

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  Yeah, let's do it.

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  Can I give you some good news?

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  Yeah, let's rip the bandaid off. Sure.

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  Some good news right after that before we get into some of the ugly stuff.

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  I need some good news.

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  So those, the six interceptions that he has this year, they're the most for a Patriots quarterback through three games since Drew Bledsoe.

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  Okay.

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  Who came after Drew Bledsoe.

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  Tom Brady.

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  Tom Brady. There you go. So like you might.

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  A guy after him?

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  You might be ready for another dynasty soon.

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  Okay.

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  There we go.

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  That's any more good news?

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  I got one for you.

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  That's the only piece of good news.

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  You ready? Quarterbacks that had a one sit to six TD interception ratio through the first three weeks of a season. Drew Brees in oh seven, Kurt Warner in oh two, Aikman in eighty nine, Trent Dilfer in ninety six, all those guys won a Super Bowl.

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  Yeah, that's actually, that is a good, good new stat.

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  Yeah.

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  Listen, it was, it was tough game to watch, but you know, it's all about perspective in these situations. Just being able to, to watch your quarterback go out there and, and put it, put it all out in the line. Blood on his hands, doesn't matter. Still going out trying to throw it. Like you gotta just appreciate, appreciate the little things. You never know, you know, when, when someone might get hurt or whatever.

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  Tommy DeVito looked pretty good.

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  Tommy DeVito did look pretty good.

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  Yeah, he looked good.

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  Is he the new Tom Brady?

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  Tommy DeVito, Tommy Cutlets.

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  I don't, Drake May, I like.

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  What's going on?

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  I, I don't know if you need.

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  I don't want to do the Tucker Carlson, but what's going on? What's the deal?

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  Psychologist or like it's, it, it looks like the yips.

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  We're talking psychol- we're talking psychologists?

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  Psychologists.

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  The, his second interception.

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  I hope he wasn't crying.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  I don't think he was crying, but if he was, that's fine, right?

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  Yeah, sure. Absolutely.

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  The second interception, when they were like, kind of like alluding to it before, it, you could just feel it was coming, which is like never, never, ever a good sign with your quarterback or any quarterback where you're watching where you're like, a pick is coming and literally the first play of the drive, he just, like not even a good pass, not even a good interception. Like it was, he just gave them the ball right back.

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  He, he fumbled it without anyone within a 10 yard radius of him today. Like that is insane. It just, it looks, something's off.

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  There was blood on the ball.

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  Right.

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  He's afraid of blood. So he's afraid of the blood.

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  He's like ew, yuck.

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  After the game, he said that he has to look himself in the mirror and take this as a turning point. So between that and his fear of blood, he's confirmed not a vampire. More good news.

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  That's good.

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  Yeah, he's gotta look at himself in the mirror. He said it. We all do. I, I gotta wake up tomorrow and look at myself in the mirror.

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  You're gonna look at yourself in the mirror?

• 23:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. Suck in a little bit and then just, you know.

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  What do you think?

• 23:26Speaker 04

  Take a deep breath.

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  Go down culture.

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  What do you think about our boy? Uh, and people probably don't even know who I'm talking about, but there is, we, we did hire, uh, a guy on our social team who runs the account Drake May Lover. We've referenced him before. Drake May Lover, Devin, uh, who works here now at Barstool Sports, works in our office. He got, uh, community noted for his tweet when he said, woke up feeling like Drake May is going off today. Three hundred yards, three touchdowns, we're back. And he then got community noted being like, he actually didn't go off and Tommy DeVito came in. How do you think Drake May Lover's going?

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  He left the cave today.

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  He left the cave. Drake May Lover has left the cave.

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  He left the cave. Cause he's Drake May Lover. And Drake May is fucking terrible.

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  It's so funny to have to explain that to someone. Be like, we hired this guy named Drake May Lover.

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  Oh.

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  And then he left the cave.

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  Did you see the video?

• 24:20Speaker 04

  I mean, Max, you've been to a fucking 10,000 weddings in the last year. You know that when, when, when you talk about these speeches, like if you're gonna love someone, you gotta love them at their highs and you gotta love them at their lows. You can't just abandon ship when they're at their lowest. Drake May's not in a good spot. And that's when you gotta, that's when you gotta be the strongest.

• 24:36Speaker 05

  But it just keeps getting lower.

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  You gotta be their rock.

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  I wanna, I wanna community note his, his name. It's more like Drake May liker. If you're Drake May Lover, you should, Hank's right.

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  Yeah.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  You should face the music.

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  It's Drake May Lover when things are going well.

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  Yeah.

• 24:48Speaker 05

  He came back to the cave, but there was a moment where Drake May threw a big stupid pick.

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  Yeah.

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  And then he left.

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  Are you afraid that he's becoming a big stupid pick guy? Because he did throw a big stupid pick today. Thanks, Max.

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  Maybe you shouldn't have pointed at me, you fucking dick.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  I actually didn't point at you ever.

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  I was talking about last week.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, I pointed at the TV.

• 25:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's true. He did point at the TV.

• 25:14Speaker 05

  I thought about that in the afternoon games. I was like, fuck, I should have pointed at the TV when Drake May threw his second pick of the day.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I wouldn't have cried like a five year old.

• 25:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, you would have. Yes, you would have. Yes, you would have. Yes, you would have. You would, oh, you would have cried like such a little baby.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Settle down. Um, do you think that memes is taking it too far? Cause he touched you.

• 25:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, memes did touch you.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  They did assault me. That, that is like sometimes like, listen, I know like, you know, this place is like all fun and games and stuff, but like, we are, this is a real workplace. He, you can't assault your boss.

• 25:46Speaker 00

  The situation right now.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  I gave him a tap on the back.

• 25:49Speaker 00

  He tapped him on the back. The situation right now between Hank and the booth boys is basically just my three kids at home where it's like, he looked at me, he touched me. I don't want him looking at it. You guys just can't, you can't be in the same room. We gotta separate you.

• 26:03Speaker 04

  I can be in the same room as long as I'm not getting assaulted, I'm fine with them. Like I don't, and that's, I don't care about.

• 26:08Speaker 00

  That's not too much to ask for.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  I, I think so. That's where it's like, yeah.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  Memes, why, why did you assault?

• 26:13Speaker 04

  This is a fun job, but like.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  For real. You know the meme? You're just like me.

• 26:17Speaker 00

  Is that why you assaulted him?

• 26:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I gave him a tap on the back.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  Hank.

• 26:19Speaker 05

  Me, him and Shane.

• 26:20Speaker 00

  Oh, like, real talk. We do real talk. Gut level.

• 26:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, gut level.

• 26:25Speaker 00

  Where's this season going?

• 26:26Speaker 04

  The, the toilet.

• 26:28Speaker 00

  Is it AJ Brown comes back and things get fixed?

• 26:33Speaker 04

  We're at, we're at the bottom. Hopefully we're at the rock bottom. Things have to turn around in, in a massive, massive way. The schedule, obviously everyone's like, oh, once you're playing a hard schedule, who knows? That could be true.

• 26:44Speaker 00

  Haters might have you on that one.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  We could be spoiler. We could be fun spoiler.

• 26:49Speaker 00

  Week three spoiler.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  That's where, that's.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  I don't know how anyone can look at these three games and like, that's where it feels like it's going right now. It's like, we're in a bad spot. You know, seven, eight games would be.

• 27:04Speaker 00

  You were competitive. I mean, you were competitive in the first game. You won the second game.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Our defense is good too. Like we were getting, Trevor Lawrence played really well. Like we were getting a lot of pressure on Trevor Lawrence and he was just completing these passes like over and over and over again. The defense has played really well. Offensive line has been really bad. Drake May has been really bad. AJ Brown's injured. Romeo Dobbs is like kind of just, you know, nowhere to be found more or less. But Drake May, it's, it's, it starts and ends with Drake May. He, he, he's gotta, he's gotta look at himself in the mirror. I hope he, I hope he figures it out. But if he doesn't, I don't, the season's not going anywhere, anywhere good.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  Do you think it's a good thing that AJ Brown hasn't been on the field for these last couple of performances? Because he might flip out. Max is saying yes.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. I, I would love to know what is going on in his brain right now.

• 27:57Speaker 00

  AJ Brown?

• 27:58Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  There's, um, I mean, the schedule coming up is gonna be tough. You gotta go to Buffalo, but that's a great opportunity. We look at these like opportunities.

• 28:06Speaker 00

  That's spoiler. That's spoiler season.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Maybe knock, knock the Bills down a peg.

• 28:10Speaker 00

  Spoiler in week four.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  And then you got the Raiders who are maybe good.

• 28:15Speaker 04

  Raiders are definitely good.

• 28:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then, but then we got back to back Jets and Bears. And if you lose both those games, Jets and Bears, that might, that might end this podcast.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Why?

• 28:28Speaker 00

  Jets.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  If you, if you go back to back losing to memes, big cats?

• 28:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, we lose to the Jets. If we lose to the Jets, Thursday night, those games don't really count because of the rest and all that stuff, but.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  Right.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  You're already getting ahead of this.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  Oh my God. You've, you've, you've excused away the entire season. It's week three.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  No, we can still win the division. Like, yeah, we still haven't lost.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  Wait, is that Thursday night game?

• 28:47Speaker 00

  The, the Bears Patriots.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  The Bears win.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  We'll be there. Uh, we can still win the division. You haven't lost any division games. Bills look really good. The rest of the AFC looks really good. That's really the, the, the bigger issue is like, we can, you know, play spoiler, seek in the playoffs, but these,

• 29:07Speaker 04

  AFC is just stacked. Uh, it, last year was, was the year.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  We, you know, got ahead of schedule. PFT knows what that's like. It's like, yeah, you, you, you go to that NFC championship, you go to the Super Bowl with a young quarterback. I go, this is just our, this is our future now. And then, you know, you realize like, it might take us a couple of years to get back to that level.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  It's well said.

• 29:27Speaker 04

  Just gotta look at yourself in the mirror, trust the process.

• 29:28Speaker 00

  Drake May, I, I.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  Be happy that you're not a quarterback's not made of glass.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  Okay. Um,

• 29:36Speaker 00

  the yips that you kept on talking about. So since, uh, the start of last postseason, Drake May has nine fumbles and 10 interceptions. Nine fumbles and 10 interceptions in what would be at seven games. He's the first player with nine fumbles and 10 interceptions in a seven game span since?

• 29:54Speaker 04

  Jameis.

• 29:54Speaker 00

  Jameis. Jameis in 2019.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  We love Jameis.

• 29:57Speaker 00

  We do love Jameis. That was his 30 touchdown, 30 interception season, which was very memorable.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, the, the, the worst throw of the day, besides the one where he just fumbled it without anyone being near him and the blood, uh,

• 30:12Speaker 04

  was when he just scrambled out of the pocket. I had Romeo Dobbs wide open for a touchdown. He just missed him, like overthrew him.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  Is there a point though, where the yips are like, no, it's not the yips. It's just, I mean, Max said it in the cave. He was lashing out at you because you guys got in a fight. Over the Cowboys and you just Max, you just said like your, your quarterback fucking sucks. Sucks dick, I think was the exact quote.

• 30:34Speaker 05

  I mean, he hasn't been good in like 10 games.

• 30:38Speaker 00

  No, I just said, yeah, the stat, yeah, seven games. Yeah, seven games.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, round that up.

• 30:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, up to 10.

• 30:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, quarterbacks go through, through tough streaks. He's still young.

• 30:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, do you think it's a problem with the, the small hands?

• 30:55Speaker 04

  No.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  Cause you got, he's got small hands and Will Campbell's got the small arms. It's like you put those two together. Kind of a not great combination.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  I don't think that's the issue now.

• 31:04Speaker 00

  Are you worried at all about Glenn tape watch? Because feels like Glenn tape watch is gonna have a lot of work.

• 31:10Speaker 03

  You don't have to answer that, Hank. That's kind of a gotcha thing. We need to wait for the all 22 before anyone can actually break this down.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Agreed.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. He even said, he said, it might've been tipped on the, uh, blood fumble.

• 31:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Might've been tipped. The blood fumble. Might've been tipped. The blood fumble might have some legs.

• 31:30Speaker 05

  That sounds awesome.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Might've been tipped. Let's practice good tape discipline and wait for the all 22 to come out. I think spot on.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  I feel bad for like, you know, you, you got kids and, and like, they're probably like the global warming and all that stuff with the amount of like AI Glenn tape watch is using to make these videos.

• 31:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I've talked to him. Yeah.

• 31:47Speaker 04

  He's burning resources and probably like.

• 31:49Speaker 00

  Tape watch. I was like, hey, guys, we're not gonna have water in 10 years. Cause Glenn tape watch has, has to break down the blood.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  So that's really my only concern when it comes to Glenneth is just like

• 32:00Speaker 04

  this, the state, the fate of our, our, our world.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Okay. So I, I know that you asked, or you pointed out, you know, I think with some validity that at least you get to watch a quarterback play football.

• 32:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  And other quarterbacks get injured and Drake May does seem like he's a tough guy and he, he's smart about when to avoid big hits when he can. But do you think that that's also kind of getting rid of one of the excuses that you might have, which is what if he's actually injured right now? Or is there something wrong with Drake May that we don't know?

• 32:26Speaker 04

  There could be, there could be, there definitely could be. He's, he's, he's, yeah, he's not gonna take himself out of the game. He's not gonna, you know.

• 32:33Speaker 00

  Who took themselves out of the game?

• 32:36Speaker 04

  Lots of players.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  But who's?

• 32:37Speaker 04

  Anthony Richardson.

• 32:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's true.

• 32:40Speaker 04

  Um, I don't know. There's, you could go through the history.

• 32:42Speaker 05

  Antonio Brown.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  Antonio Brown. Yep.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Probably AJ Brown.

• 32:47Speaker 05

  I, he may never come back.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  He just might, might leave.

• 32:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:54Speaker 00

  I don't think that's gonna happen.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, but Hank, look at, look at that like macro trend though, that I pointed out, which is the last time that the Patriots had a quarterback whose first name started with DR and threw six picks.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  I think you did this exact same bit with Mac Jones, if I'm, if I'm remembering correctly.

• 33:10Speaker 00

  The MA.

• 33:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's his first letters are MA and then the backups first letters are TOM.

• 33:16Speaker 04

  You definitely did like this is you're just.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  No, it's impossible because the backup was not named Tom and the starter wasn't named DR something.

• 33:23Speaker 00

  Doctor.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  So it would be impossible for me to say that.

• 33:26Speaker 04

  Got it. But you're doing this reach with.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  What?

• 33:29Speaker 00

  The blood fumble.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  It's, I mean, that's real. You might have, it might be a, a Tom Brady situation.

• 33:35Speaker 00

  Uh, Vrabel did say, uh, my concern level is very high for this football team. I just want to coach and improve. I think that's the biggest thing. When you come off a game like that, you just want to get back and work. So you said it. I mean, he's like concern level high. That's, I, I think that was the second worst, uh, loss Rabel's ever had as a head coach. So yeah, that was, it was an ass kicking. It was an ass kicking.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  And he's too good of a coach for this to, like, he's gonna bounce back. There's gonna be, uh, you guys are gonna play a good game next week. He's gonna be competitive against the Bills. I promise you.

• 34:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, you just gotta get the.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  Sunday night or is that?

• 34:07Speaker 00

  No, it's an absolute game.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  That's a big promise.

• 34:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't know if that's a promise.

• 34:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't think you can keep that promise.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  I'm one for one on promises with Hank this year.

• 34:16Speaker 00

  What was the other promise?

• 34:17Speaker 03

  I, I was gonna get to it later, but I promised him that I would avenge his loss to Seahawks.

• 34:22Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, you did do that.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  That's a great promise.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  That's great. Promises made, promises kept.

• 34:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 04

  Good guy.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 34:29Speaker 05

  PFT, I have one question.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure, Max.

• 34:31Speaker 05

  Is your sweatshirt on backwards?

• 34:33Speaker 03

  Uh, yes, it is. That's intentional.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  Intentional. Got it, got it, got it, got it.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  The season was turning around today.

• 34:38Speaker 05

  Got it. Okay, okay. Sorry if I, I already.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  I actually think it looks better without the stupid commander's name at the front. This is a stupid name.

• 34:48Speaker 05

  Oh, got it.

• 34:48Speaker 00

  Uh, means you had something?

• 34:52Speaker 02

  Uh, yes, I have this stat.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  I just have to pull it up.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  My apologies. Patriots offense has scored 29 points on 30 drives this season. That's the fewest points per drive by any team through three games since the 2021 Jets in the first three starts of Zach Wilson's career.

• 35:08Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  Zach Wilson higher ceiling than Apache Home.

• 35:13Speaker 00

  Facts, facts. There you go, Hank. Way to fight. Way to fight.

• 35:18Speaker 04

  He's, whatever. We're, we're just, we're.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  He touched you.

• 35:23Speaker 04

  He's just like me for real. Like you're, you're just a loser.

• 35:27Speaker 00

  He should've touched you.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  Like, and the Jets aren't good. The Jets are horrible.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Well, they're fine. I also won a championship in this past year. You have nothing.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  What are you talking about? I have more championships like in.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Oh, you're doing 27 rings.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  No, in, in, in, in life, have you like I've, I, with my eyeballs, parades, after parties, dap ups. Duck boat rides.

• 35:56Speaker 00

  About the dap ups, bro. He, Hank has more dap ups than any of us will ever get.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Shaved heads.

• 36:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. Hank goes to sleep at night when he puts his head on the pillow. The first thing he thinks about is all the sweet dap ups.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  I do.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know.

• 36:10Speaker 04

  Like, listen, I, I met Julian, he's like, knew my name and dap me up. I was like, that's.

• 36:15Speaker 00

  It's just very funny to say.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  Jalen Brunson walks in, in the memes. He's like, who is this freak? Get away from me. Like security, like, there's no dap for you.

• 36:23Speaker 00

  No, you don't get a dap.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  I think I would get that.

• 36:28Speaker 00

  Do you think you'd get a dap?

• 36:29Speaker 02

  I think I'd get.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's a nice guy. I think he would.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  He's a good guy.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  I think that, listen, Hank, there's no doubt about it. Hank has had a tremendous track record of success over the years. Hank has, has more championships and more memories than he knows what to do with. He's forgotten more memories about winning a championship than I will ever know. And that's, that's a fact. So you have to take off the hat to that, but also realize maybe at the same time, it could all be crashing down and that's a beautiful thing to see.

• 36:54Speaker 00

  No more dap ups for you.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  Cause the thing is, as experienced as you are in being a winner, Hank, you're not nearly as, as experienced as us in being a loser.

• 37:03Speaker 04

  No shit. I never will be.

• 37:05Speaker 03

  And it affects you 10 times more.

• 37:06Speaker 00

  What if the dap ups run dry?

• 37:08Speaker 03

  That's the part of this that you don't realize.

• 37:09Speaker 00

  What if you've dapped up your last dap up?

• 37:11Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 37:12Speaker 00

  But just think about that. That, that would be a really sad thing to be like, I've dapped for the last time already and I don't even know it.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, I hope not. Yeah, I guess, you know, you never know when your last dap is gonna be.

• 37:23Speaker 03

  Tap up the water dogs.

• 37:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, we dapped him up.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:27Speaker 00

  You have been very funny today.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  But just making like, it's, it's, it's again, like, it's not, it's not Super Bowl or bust every single year. Like make like young team, young quarterback, new coach.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  After you went to Super Bowl last year, it's not.

• 37:37Speaker 00

  You guys went to Super Bowl last year and you said, and you said you had the MVP of the league. That's.

• 37:43Speaker 04

  But like we, it's just about, about.

• 37:45Speaker 03

  You got, you got.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Showing improvement, getting back, like getting in the playoff contention. Like we're gonna, our name is gonna be in that, in the hunt graphic. The Jets are gonna be nowhere to be found like in, in 10 weeks from now.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  This is sad that you're, you're comparing yourself to the Jets.

• 37:57Speaker 00

  Sounds like you also think that maybe last year was a fluke, the way you're talking.

• 38:01Speaker 04

  Assaulter.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  Cause like most teams would build on it. You're saying that it's, you were saying like, it's like when you said, hey, PFT, you know, you're too early and all that stuff. Like, are you saying last year was a fluke?

• 38:13Speaker 04

  It's starting to feel like, I mean, it's, it's, it's more, it, yeah, maybe. I don't know. Like a yes.

• 38:18Speaker 03

  The schedule.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  Not a fluke, but like the, the, the stars aligned.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  More or less, it was more like.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  And now it's getting cloudy.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, real cloudy.

• 38:29Speaker 00

  Real cloudy.

• 38:29Speaker 04

  A lot of good quarterbacks in the sky.

• 38:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  Where last year there was not.

• 38:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, last year there was, there was a lot of, uh, light pollution. You were in a big city, couldn't see shit.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  But it was a great, it was a great year. You had an awesome time last year.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  Great time.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And.

• 38:46Speaker 04

  You're sick about it still.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  Uh, Drake May, I think he was one for two on third and six today. Oh, okay. Pretty good.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  He actually got a third and six turned into a third and five just by calling a timeout.

• 38:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was huge.

• 38:57Speaker 03

  It was third and six, called a timeout. He was like, I can't do this. I can't do this, guys.

• 39:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  I need an adult. And then it came back from it and it was magically third and five.

• 39:05Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right. Let's go, let's go to the next game. Uh, Steelers 30, Bengals 27.

• 39:12Speaker 00

  The Pittsburgh Steelers scored two touchdowns in the first quarter of a football game. They scored more than seven points in the first quarter of a football game for the first time in 70 football games. And they scored two offensive touchdowns for the first time in a football game since week 13, 2018, 123 games ago. They came out and looked like a totally different team. Shout out the accountability that, uh, that Aaron Rodgers took. Shout out Jalen Warren, who ran the hell out of the ball. And yeah, the Steelers, this is, maybe they still have a little bit of this Mike Tomlin where they can look really bad and then they'll just show up and as underdogs at home, they're going to win a game.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. If this was a classic, if, if you listen to part of my take for the last 10 years, uh, the Steelers being, were they three or three?

• 40:03Speaker 00

  Three and a half.

• 40:04Speaker 03

  Three and a half point home dogs. That was always a big blinking sign, no matter how bad they looked. Bet on the Steelers.

• 40:09Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  And it's good to see that some things, the more they change, they stay the same. And to your point, big cat, as we talked about Aaron Rodgers saying, I need to do a better job letting my coach know which plays are working and which plays are not working. We saw that in practice today, uh, where he threw a pass to Michael Pittman and Michael Pittman, uh, kind of, I don't know if he dropped it, if you can count it as a drop, but he was in traffic. It was a tough throw and catch, uh, did not convert it. The camera immediately shows Aaron Rodgers look over the sidelines saying, that play fucking sucks ass. Motherfucking sucks ass.

• 40:43Speaker 00

  There you go.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  So like right to.

• 40:44Speaker 00

  There's accountability.

• 40:45Speaker 03

  Accountability. We see things change and we said, that's a wily old vet.

• 40:48Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Understanding how to open up those lines of communication. So yeah, the Steelers, like their offense looked, it sputtered at times, especially inside the red zone later on in the game.

• 40:56Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Uh, but overall it looked, it looked a lot better. It could have been even more explosive than we remember if it wasn't for that, uh, super long Jalen Warren touchdown run.

• 41:07Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 41:07Speaker 03

  That was taken back because I believe it was a DK Metcalf hold.

• 41:10Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  On that play.

• 41:11Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  But, um, yeah, the, the offense looks, it looks normal. It looks like a normal, above average NFL offense.

• 41:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. And, uh, I mean, Darnell Washington, when he's running, that was such an awesome, to watch him just like break free.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:25Speaker 00

  It, it was, I mean, it just, how do you stop them? It's just a boulder going downhill. Uh, but with that said, the Bengals should have won this game. And I don't say that like, you know, the Steelers were undeserving winners, but the best, this, this game came down to special teams. Special teams fucked the Bengals. The Bengals had two things that changed the course of this game. The first was when they were up 20 to 17, they stopped the Steelers fourth and six on this, in the Steelers own, uh, side of the field. And they got an egregious roughing the punter and roughing the kicker. And the Steelers got a first down, went and scored a touchdown. Now it's 24-20. Then the Bengals go score, they're up 27-24. Boom, you muff a punt. The, the Steelers then get a field goal.

• 42:09Speaker 00

  So that was like, if you're a Bengals fan, I think there's obviously a little concern that the defense maybe didn't look as good as it did the first two weeks. Jalen Warren had an absolute field day, uh, and Aaron Rodgers looks like spry young Aaron Rodgers. But that was still a game that you should have won if you, if you just had not, if you just didn't have two egregious special teams blunders in the second half of the football game.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, th- those two were the turning points for sure. They were also, they were decent on third down as well, which is something that they haven't always been this, uh, with, with Aaron Rodgers. And Jalen Warren, I think he got close to 20 carries today. Um, which is like finally getting him in a rhythm as opposed to splitting up his carries. I do think that there's something to that, like we saw with, with Kenneth Walker to start the season where like, if you have a guy, try, try to like lean on him a little bit for at least, you know, a few series in a row as opposed to like getting him out of rhythm and making him feel like his job is like always under fire. And Jalen Warren, still really, really good if you can block for him.

• 43:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. I also saw a stat and I, I went and tried to find it and it's this guy named, uh, uh, Scott Cashmer, who's from Pittsburgh. So it's a biased stat, but he's tweeted a bunch over the years. It's a Joe Burrow is one and 34 when trailing in the last eight minutes in an NFL game. I gotta understand this stat better because this feels like a fake stat.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  No, it's, it's real, but I guess the thing is like.

• 43:33Speaker 00

  But how many times did Joe Burrow coming back, scoring a touchdown, then his defense giving up a touchdown? Oh, he just lost the game. That wasn't his fault. It makes it seem like there's been 35 times Joe Burrows had the ball down and failed. 34 out of them. Like, you know what I mean? That's definitely not what happened.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  So if he's one and 34 when trailing in the last eight.

• 43:52Speaker 00

  And any points in the last eight minutes.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  That would mean that like, if he took a lead and then they gave up the lead again.

• 43:58Speaker 00

  Right.

• 43:59Speaker 03

  Then that counts towards it. He's never won that game.

• 44:01Speaker 00

  It also would mean that when his defense gives up 40 points and they're down 50, you know, 21 points going to the, with eight minutes left, they lose that game.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  So if you look in across the NFL, like what, what are quarterbacks' records?

• 44:14Speaker 00

  Well, I'm sure it's one of those stats that Mahomes is like, uh, you know, he's like 15 and five.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  It's a, no, I think he's like 40% or something like that.

• 44:21Speaker 00

  Something crazy.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  But I mean, you also have to take into account, if your team is, is losing in the fourth quarter, you typically lose those games.

• 44:27Speaker 00

  Yeah. I, I mean, this is, like I said, I think the Bengals, you look at it, that was just a game that you should have found a way to win if you just didn't have special teams fuck, like you, you fucked up. And that's why it's an important part of the game.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  I did see one stat that's Mahomes is 14 and seven when he's losing going into the fourth quarter.

• 44:43Speaker 00

  That's a crazy.

• 44:44Speaker 03

  Which is a crazy, absolutely crazy stat. But you also have to think, he's probably not down a lot.

• 44:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  When he's, the, the few times that he has, I guess 21 times that he has gone.

• 44:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're not down by multiple scores and all that. Uh, we also, so, so we now have, and we'll get to the Browns game, but we have the game of the century, uh, coming up on Thursday night. Battle for first place in the AFC North, the two and one Steelers versus the two and one Browns, which is going to be very fun to watch. And we also have a very big, big news coming on Thursday because, uh, I think it's Thursday or no, it's Wednesday. Mike Tomlin announced he will fully unveil his Minecraft city he's been building for 12 years.

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Wow. Yeah, pretty awesome.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  Pretty sick.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  Pretty awesome.

• 45:28Speaker 00

  But so everything's kind of coming up Steelers right now.

• 45:31Speaker 03

  So I, I like that, but also I don't like the idea that the news came out before he unveiled because he's definitely going to work on it and make the parts that might be rough around the edges, like a little more sanitized. I wish that somebody had just found it.

• 45:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Like hacked into his shit. And this does make everybody in that division, I believe it's two and one now, right?

• 45:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  Steelers, Ravens, Browns, Bengals.

• 45:51Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  Everyone is two and one.

• 45:53Speaker 00

  AFC North is back.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, big time.

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Group of death.

• 45:57Speaker 00

  And if you're a Steelers fan, like this was a game that you, as bad as last week looked, you then bounced back. Aaron Rodgers looked good. He had a lot of time to throw. Uh, and the diva, Derek Harmon, shout out Derek Harmon for that big play at the end of the game with the, the strip sack of Joe Burrow to seal the victory. Um, yeah, there was, it was a, a fun game. Also, I don't know, you guys, I thought like this game was going to be, it shows how stupid we are. I thought this was a dead cold under and it was just so many points.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  That was my pick for, uh, for the PMT group.

• 46:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think I went 0-2.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 46:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  I went 0-2. I think I went 1-1, I think.

• 46:32Speaker 00

  I've been bad.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  But yeah, this was, uh, everything pointed to this being a muck it up Steelers win. I did not expect like an offensive shootout and, uh, Steelers taking it home.

• 46:42Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. Uh, next game, we've got, talk about a, a muck it up game. Uh, the Bills and the Chargers. The Bills 24, the Chargers 16. I do not know how the Los Angeles Chargers lost this game by eight points. It was, uh, quite something to watch because the Bills, they came out in their terrible uniforms and terrible helmets and they looked terrible to start the game. They had five turnovers in the game. Uh, they were super sloppy right from the beginning, 10 penalties, but it's the Chargers. So it didn't really matter. At the end of the game, the Chargers were always getting their own way. The Bills were like, hey, remember James Cook? He's the man.

• 47:26Speaker 00

  Let's give him the ball. In the fourth quarter, he had 77 yards and a touchdown. Uh, and Josh Allen like kind of righted the ship after having a really bad start to the game. And the Chargers are the Chargers. They have, they outcharged themselves.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, he had two, Josh Allen had two completions, two picks on his first four drives. Uh, and then he went 14 for 20 for 195 rest of the way.

• 47:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  He dialed it in after that and he just continues to score with his feet. It's gotta be so, if you are a fancy football player or really just a, a, a cook better on a weekly basis, like Josh Allen, I, I think he's got two rushing touchdowns in all three games this season.

• 48:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Which is pretty crazy for him to be a quarterback starting that way. But I mean, this offense is, is good for him and he trusts it obviously. And he's, you know, never going to lose that confidence just because he throws a couple of early picks.

• 48:16Speaker 00

  Well, it, it was like, the Bills do this from time to time where they have games where it's just like a total Bills clunker game.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:22Speaker 00

  And this was that game and the Chargers should have won this game, except the Chargers then started clunking even harder than the Bills down the stretch. And that's all it like, I just, the Chargers are just a really tough team to watch.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  They, they clumped back. So the Bills, uh, the last time they won a game with five turnovers, five or more turnovers, 1997 against the Colts. And teams, uh, since 2016, if you lose the turnover battle by four or more. Two, 119 and one. And now the Bills, now it's three, 119.

• 48:55Speaker 00

  I got, I got, I got a worse stat though for you.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:57Speaker 00

  Since 2013, teams with five turnovers and a minus four turnover margin are three, 81 and one, straight up. And the three wins, the Bills over the Chargers today, Jaguars over the Chargers 2022, 2023 season, Broncos over the Chargers 2015, 2016 season.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's.

• 49:16Speaker 00

  All three of them, all three times, a team has won with five turnovers and a minus four turnover margin are against the Chargers. That's what the, like.

• 49:25Speaker 03

  It's really bad.

• 49:26Speaker 00

  I thought that Jim Harbaugh had changed the Chargers and they are no longer the Chargers. They are still the Chargers.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  They're almost more the Chargers than they've been because you expect them to be better. And they, it's a new way for them to be extra Chargers because in the past, like the last season, like with, uh, Brandon Staley.

• 49:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Like the team had given up and it's like, okay.

• 49:45Speaker 00

  That Raiders game.

• 49:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, nothing's, yeah, that was disgusting. Like nothing's going to hurt us because we've given up on this team. But with Harbaugh, they should be good enough. The coaching should be good enough where they don't charge it this hard, which makes it more charger.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  It's, it's crazy to watch because it's, and it's, I know it's reductive and very stupid and meatball of us. But sometimes the meatball answer is the correct answer when it comes to sports analysis. And you can simply just say, the Chargers are the Chargers.

• 50:13Speaker 03

  And sometimes.

• 50:13Speaker 00

  And they charge your shit up.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  I don't think they're going to want to hear you say meatball because Tom Brady referred to.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 50:18Speaker 03

  One of Justin Herbert's throws as being a meatball sub, uh, on an interception today. That's tough.

• 50:23Speaker 00

  Listen, Max has never been more right about calling Justin Herbert a big stupid pick guy. He deserves all the flowers for that.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's a big stupid pick guy.

• 50:31Speaker 00

  Big stupid pick guy.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  There's one guy we know that, that would recognize a meatball from a mile away. It's Max.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 03

  And it, it was, it was a clinic of big stupid picks today.

• 50:42Speaker 00

  The, the worst part for the Chargers is, uh, per Ian Rapport, he had said, uh, I think it was this morning or maybe yesterday. The Chargers had the best week of practice they've had all season. So if we're already in best week of practice.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  We can't be there.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  In week three, and then still losing the game. Anyone who's ever rooted for a losing team knows that as soon as the best week of practice stuff comes out, you're fucked. You're absolutely fucked. Like you, you just can't have that be, be set.

• 51:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 00

  Mark Tresson was like the best practice coach of all time.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  It's, it's right up there with just like, we're so close on a lot of these things.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, we gotta look in the mirror. We gotta change some things.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  It starts with me. I think Herbert did say that. It starts with me.

• 51:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. And it's the penalties and just like they, they just find a way to shoot themselves in the foot every single time. And again, this was a very winnable game for them. They, they came out like an O and two team, desperate, looking for a win. The Bills were playing poorly and then it just, and it really goes down to like the, the five interception or the five turnovers. First one's a fumble. The Chargers score a touchdown off of it. Second one's an interception. Chargers get a field goal off of it. Three, four, five, missed field goal punt interception. Like you can't, they got no points off those last three turnovers. And that's the difference. And yeah, it was, it was just a prime, like Bills are a little off type of game, which they have a few times a year.

• 52:09Speaker 00

  And I also will say this, I will never bet the Bills over again if they wear, when they wear those uniforms. We need an alert. Those are just not point scoring uniforms. The helmets are gross. I just don't know how anyone could think like, no one likes those uniforms.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're, they were disgusting. And, and I, I was a little confused by Harbaugh's decisions to like when he should go for it on fourth down as opposed to kick a field goal.

• 52:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Cause they had one opportunity, I think it was maybe fourth and four, fourth and five, kicked a field goal. And then later on in the game, they found themselves in a position where it was fourth and 10. They kind of had to go for it at that point on, on fourth down. But I don't know. It, it doesn't, I don't see a lot of consistency with him when it comes to like, when he's going to be aggressive and when he's not.

• 52:53Speaker 00

  I think they're in the desperate mode and it's like, this is a desperate team now that's staring a really, really bad season right in the face.

• 53:01Speaker 03

  So the fewest points per game, the Chargers are in the bottom four with, with a new offense with McDaniels. And everyone thought it was going to be like, they were going to unlock and make Herbert into, uh.

• 53:12Speaker 04

  The greatest of all time.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  The greatest of all time.

• 53:14Speaker 00

  Of all time.

• 53:14Speaker 03

  So it's, yeah, the Chargers are in fourth place. Then you got the, the Titans and the Dolphins are the only two teams that are worse than the Chargers.

• 53:21Speaker 00

  That's bad.

• 53:22Speaker 03

  And the Patriots, the Patriots are also the worst, tied with the Dolphins.

• 53:26Speaker 00

  That's bad.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  Bad, bad, bad place to be.

• 53:29Speaker 00

  Also the, uh, Bills, uh, shout out all of, uh, the people in the media who listen to the show, the Bills, uh, new stadium, the ice machine broke.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Ice cream.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. Ice cream?

• 53:39Speaker 03

  I think it was ice cream.

• 53:40Speaker 00

  I thought it was ice.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Mimes was it?

• 53:42Speaker 00

  Ice cream. Yeah, it was ice.

• 53:43Speaker 04

  It was, yeah, it was ice cream.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, even worse.

• 53:44Speaker 00

  Cream team would never do that.

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Thoughts and prayers.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  We'd have it up before game time.

• 53:47Speaker 00

  I, I did send thoughts and prayers. It's a tragedy to have the ice cream machine down. You can't have that.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  They did have a backup though.

• 53:53Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. Good.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, they had the.

• 53:55Speaker 00

  Thank God.

• 53:55Speaker 04

  The candy bars.

• 53:57Speaker 00

  Who?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Oh, they had frozen candy bars?

• 53:59Speaker 04

  You know, like some of them do the variants on ice cream bars?

• 54:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank, thank God.

• 54:03Speaker 03

  Are we talking frozen candy bars? Are we talking ice cream candy?

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Oh, the ice cream variant ones.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  Okay, all right. Good.

• 54:07Speaker 04

  Your favorite candy bar, but it's.

• 54:09Speaker 00

  All right. There's nothing better though than, uh, when the media will, will send out a tweet about something that's a little off in the, in their like set surroundings or their food or something. It's like, man, they really, the diet, the diet Pepsi's out.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  We've got, oh no. We've got an obstructed view of the ice cream machine.

• 54:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  The stadium's the worst.

• 54:29Speaker 00

  Uh, the, the clam chowder doesn't have any oyster crackers.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 54:33Speaker 00

  How are we supposed to report on this game? I joke, but like, we just eat the same shit. We just order it here and, and, and I would be pissed if.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  If the ice cream machine's out?

• 54:44Speaker 00

  And if we ran out of oyster crackers.

• 54:45Speaker 04

  Or, I mean, there's been times like the food wasn't here before the game.

• 54:48Speaker 00

  Oh, it's a disaster. In our, to our credit, we don't tweet about it. We just talk about it on stream.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  And we threaten Jack.

• 54:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, and we threaten him. Yeah. Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  What's the type?

• 54:58Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, yeah, there was the year he, he screwed up the order on week one. It was just like, I'll never, I'll never, there'll always be a trust issue I have with him from that.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  What's, what's the local type of oyster crackers in Massachusetts? Because I had them for the first time last week. They're better than what we think.

• 55:15Speaker 04

  I don't know the name.

• 55:16Speaker 00

  There's a.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  But I know what you're talking about.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like Massachusetts made or something. It was like a local one that was everywhere I went and it was awesome.

• 55:23Speaker 00

  We had one today that was with the chili that was, uh, like a buttery oyster cracker variant. That's really good. I don't really know.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  It's in like a green packet.

• 55:34Speaker 00

  I love oyster crackers. I actually like, you're the soup guy, PFT. I might just be the cracker guy because.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  The Westminster oyster crackers.

• 55:42Speaker 00

  That's what it is. That's the, that's the kind of generic, you can get that everywhere.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  They're, they're superior oyster crackers.

• 55:48Speaker 04

  Agreed.

• 55:49Speaker 00

  The, what was the one today we got?

• 55:51Speaker 04

  Oyster.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Was that like, uh, like a Cincinnati one?

• 55:54Speaker 00

  No, yeah, it was a buttery one. The Westminster though is, is very, is like everywhere. Cause I, I got that the other day with some soup, but I just love crackers.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  It's good stuff.

• 56:03Speaker 00

  I'm a cracker.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:05Speaker 00

  Crackers might be my one, just.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  We do work at Barstool.

• 56:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. I just like crackers. I like to eat crackers because it feels like it's not like you're eating something, but you are, but you aren't. Like you're like, oh, I'm, I could just take down a half a sleeve of crackers. No problem with some cheese.

• 56:22Speaker 03

  That's what I love about Ohio is they think that like you put one drop of hot sauce on an oyster cracker and you're like, this is an elite.

• 56:29Speaker 00

  This is something that's never been done before.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  This is a culturally significant part of our lives.

• 56:32Speaker 00

  And they're right.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  They are.

• 56:34Speaker 00

  They're a hundred percent right.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  It changed your life.

• 56:36Speaker 00

  Okay, PFT, Seahawks, commanders.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  Yep. You're welcome.

• 56:39Speaker 00

  What a win.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  You're welcome, Hank.

• 56:40Speaker 00

  Commanders 33, Seahawks 31. The 12 game winning streak for the Seahawks has been snapped by Marcus Mariota and the Washington commanders.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, commanders are streak enders. And in like the last, uh, six years, seven years, I remember we, we stopped the Ravens preseason win streak.

• 56:58Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:59Speaker 03

  At like 24 games.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Who could forget?

• 57:01Speaker 03

  We stopped, uh, yeah, I mean, it's the only thing that we talked about.

• 57:05Speaker 00

  You sounded a little, like you, you, you being sarcastic.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Hank, I had, I had the sense to raise my hand when I, when I was talking about the Patriots as you were discussing them. I'd appreciate the same courtesy.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  Continue.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  If you've got something to say, raise your hand.

• 57:17Speaker 00

  Chat should be really funny today.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  Um, the, uh, commanders also ended the Steelers Monday night win streak.

• 57:26Speaker 04

  On a Wednesday?

• 57:27Speaker 03

  No, no, it was on a Monday, but it was like, uh, it was not originally a Monday night football game. So it did not carry the Monday football brand.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  Right.

• 57:34Speaker 03

  But we ended their win streak in 2020 and we snapped the Eagles 10 game winning streak in 2024. Max, remember that? So yeah, we did, we did, we stopped a lot of streaks.

• 57:45Speaker 00

  You remember that Max?

• 57:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I remember.

• 57:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  What else happened that year?

• 57:53Speaker 03

  I'm talking about the streaks.

• 57:54Speaker 05

  Got it.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  I'm talking about the streaks. We're streak, we're streak enders.

• 57:57Speaker 00

  No, you guys, I mean, you guys played opportunistic football, 21 points off turnovers.

• 58:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, and Hertz also got hurt in that game.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:06Speaker 05

  You beat Kenny Pickett.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  No, we, does your, does your defense, like, does Jalen Hurts play defense when?

• 58:11Speaker 05

  No, but Kenny Pickett was playing quarterback.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  Jaden put up like 120 yards in the fourth quarter and a bunch of touchdowns, a game winning drive at the last second?

• 58:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, Kenny Pickett was playing quarterback.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Okay, and they play on defense, the quarterback.

• 58:22Speaker 05

  And Kenny Pickett was playing, yeah, you beat Kenny Pickett. And then you, we played in the NFC Championship.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Part of, part of playing football.

• 58:29Speaker 05

  We played in the NFC Championship, we won by 40.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Part of, well, there's a lot, there are a lot of fumbles.

• 58:34Speaker 05

  Are, is fumbles, is that, wait, is that something that happens in football? Is that part of the game of football?

• 58:39Speaker 00

  Cause his hands are small.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  They're actually, they're actually much bigger than Drake's and also they weren't his fumbles. They were running back fumbles and kick returner fumbles.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  Did it look like this team like was playing harder for Mariota than they were for Jaden?

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. No, I think this, to me, you know how I told you on Wednesday, or maybe it was last Friday, that this feels like it might be the end for Dan Quinn, no matter what happens? This tells me like the team is playing, like, this is a great game for Dan Quinn, for the team to go out there and, and put forth that type of effort. So I was, I was really happy with that. The biggest thing for me, I think, obviously the turnovers were, were great. But having Sonny Stiles as a middle linebacker has changed the defense entirely. Like, a good defense with a, with a good middle linebacker, you forget how it looks when you don't have it for so long.

• 59:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was awesome.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  And Sonny Stiles is a fucking beast and I'm, I'm so glad that he's a commander and I get to watch him play.

• 59:37Speaker 00

  Four tackles, interception, two pass, uh, deflections, forced fumble, QB hit. He was all over the place.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  All over the place. And, um, he did a good job on that pick six that Madrono had, who was a, he's a backup, he's a special teamer that was kind of forced in after Chanel got hurt. That was, that was great. JSN, as we kind of predicted, was just gonna run roughshod over that secondary all day.

• 59:59Speaker 00

  He's the most unguardable guy in the league right now.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Unguardable. We were trying to double team, we were trying everything that we could to stop him. And then at the end of the game, when it looked like things were gonna get out of hand and that the Seahawks were just gonna come back and win the game. They went to him like three plays in a row for a total of something like 60 yards, just one right after the other. We're gonna spam JSN right now. There's nothing you can do to stop it. And, um, when they do that, he actually is unguardable. It's, it's crazy. And we kind of lucked out that we were able to, to, uh, put that game away. But I will say, I was very, this was David Blau's best play calling game. Like, he outmaneuvered McDonald at times, especially at the very end of the game and on a couple of three down.

• 1:00:39Speaker 00

  Well, Mariota with his legs too. He kept on making plays, like, big, big conversions.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, and the, uh, the handoff to Rashad White on like third and seven, third and eight. When it looked like the Seahawks were coming with all their guys and Mariota had a check to do like an outside stretch handoff to Rashad to get around the corner in the event of an all out blitz. And, uh, that was an awesome thing to watch. Like, David Blau was starting to figure out, um, some of the small things and some of the strategy, uh, around calling plays in these games. So I, listen, this is a great game. Who knows what's gonna happen for the rest of the season? But I said at the start of the year, we have to go one and two minimum.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  In the first three games because of how difficult that schedule was.

• 1:01:20Speaker 00

  And you did.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  And we did. And now I think there's a real, I think we could be three, three and two, uh, after five games.

• 1:01:27Speaker 00

  Who do you have next week?

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  So we're going to London, playing the Colts.

• 1:01:30Speaker 00

  Colts who got off the mat today.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Got off the mat. And then we've got the Giants after that.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  And, uh, so if, if we're sitting at three and two, this team, and then Jaden, the news from Friday is that he might come back and play in just a, a few weeks. Like, he might be avoiding the surgery, which again, I don't necessarily think is the right, is the smartest idea.

• 1:01:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  But he's gonna be wearing the brace and hopefully he won't dislocate ever again.

• 1:01:55Speaker 00

  If you're the Seahawks, I think the only concern out of this game, because if you look at it, 33 points, but that really wasn't, it was, like I said, three touchdowns off of turnovers, including one pick six. The biggest problem is you can't run the football and you couldn't run the football at all today.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:11Speaker 00

  You had 18 carries for 44 yards. That's abysmal. Um, you know, goal line, can't run the football. So that would be the biggest thing. It's like, how can you figure out? Cause Sam Darnold, we know, he need, you know, you need to be able to run the football with him, like, play action and everything off of that. So the Seahawks might be suffering a little bit from losing Clint Kubiak, losing Kenneth Walker. Uh, is Sharper Nate gonna come back?

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was. I, I don't know when he's gonna come back, but, um, I think it should be in a few weeks.

• 1:02:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. So that's, that would be the biggest, the biggest concern if you're a Seahawks. You're not gonna win them all. You can't win them all. But it was, it is weird how the first two games, or how the first three games went. It's like Drew Locke played in two of them, one.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 00

  And then Sam Darnold comes back and you lose. Uh, the NFL running backs are converting about 50% of their carries inside the two yard line into touchdowns. The Seattle Seahawks are 0 for 6 in those situations.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 00

  Max, what were you just looking up?

• 1:03:14Speaker 05

  Me?

• 1:03:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. You. You were, I just watched you looking for something.

• 1:03:19Speaker 03

  What are you looking on, Max?

• 1:03:21Speaker 00

  It was right after Hank said, did it look like they played harder for Marcus Mariota?

• 1:03:27Speaker 05

  There was just another thing that I found that was interesting in football today, but it's not even about this game. So we didn't even really need to talk about it.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  What interesting, well, we do a podcast where it's helpful to discuss interesting topics.

• 1:03:35Speaker 00

  We like to discuss interesting.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  So even though it's, even though it's part of a different game?

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  Sure, yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  I mean, what else can you say about how great the commanders looked?

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  It was just a little interesting when Baker Mayfield got hurt, what his offensive line was doing.

• 1:03:46Speaker 00

  What'd they do?

• 1:03:47Speaker 05

  Oh, they were kneeling right next to him.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  Henry, any, any thoughts?

• 1:03:55Speaker 04

  Was it real?

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  Well, I don't know. I can't find the video, so I, I don't know if it was real.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  Fully real, they surrounded him like a shield.

• 1:04:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, they were right on top of him.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  That's good. That's what you wanna see.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. You guys see, you guys see the other angles and clips of like multiple commanders going around Jaden and taking knee and, uh, his offensive tackle, Josh Connerly crying next to him? You see those clips?

• 1:04:18Speaker 00

  I actually didn't.

• 1:04:19Speaker 05

  No, I, I, I think you, that, that actually might be AI.

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  It was Glenn?

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  No, that was real. This is real. As real as it gets.

• 1:04:27Speaker 00

  So Hank, are you, are you trying to claim there's a QB controversy in Washington?

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  I'm just asking questions. I'm, I'm, I'm looking at the game. I watched it all and, and like guys were just fighting for Mariota. Like, they, they, there seemed to be an edge. And I was just like, they played really well. They beat Super Bowl champions. I appreciate you avenging, uh, our loss to the Seahawks. That was a, a good friend move. But I'm just curious, like, silent, you know, silent vote. Jane comes back tomorrow. Do you think the team is silently voting for Mariota?

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  I would think so. Yeah. Um, I think that they're probably gonna vote, they're probably gonna vote for Jaden, if I'm being totally honest. There was a report, I think it was John Keim that talked about Jaden addressing his teammates on Friday, saying that he was gonna come back and not have surgery. And how people in the room stood up and applauded and everybody in the locker room was super pumped and happy.

• 1:05:23Speaker 04

  Who, who reported this?

• 1:05:25Speaker 03

  Uh, John Keim.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  It's a weird thing to report.

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  What, a quarterback telling his teammates?

• 1:05:31Speaker 04

  That sounds like the most planted story of all time.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  Pumped and happy.

• 1:05:35Speaker 00

  Applauding?

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, he said multiple guys.

• 1:05:37Speaker 04

  Guys, I sprained my elbow. I'm gonna come back. And like, guys were crying.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  He said multiple guys, I didn't say that, no. No, you're, you're, you're crossing up two stories. Josh Connerly.

• 1:05:46Speaker 00

  Cried.

• 1:05:47Speaker 03

  Cried when Jaden.

• 1:05:48Speaker 00

  Which is totally fine.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  Which is fine. Um, and then Jaden addressed the team and multiple guys stood up and clapped like it was a 1990s rom com.

• 1:05:55Speaker 00

  So he's like, I'm not fucking leaving.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. It was like apparently a super touching moment in the locker room.

• 1:06:00Speaker 05

  Slow clap?

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not sure the, the pace of the clap, but it was apparently heartbreaking.

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  Slow clap would be nice.

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 00

  Are you, Hank, are you implying that that story was planted story to make everyone be like, Jaden is the leader?

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, don't worry, guys. Jaden's a great teammate. His teammates clapped because he told them like, guys, I'm coming back.

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  When it's like players get injured every week.

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  So they shouldn't care. So players shouldn't care.

• 1:06:23Speaker 04

  I don't think, I don't think, I don't think like if, if, again, like you, you got a hamstring injury, like you didn't announce to us like, hey, everyone, like, gather around, like, I'll be back.

• 1:06:33Speaker 00

  I would have clapped.

• 1:06:33Speaker 04

  In a week.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  Well, that's because like, I'm a guy that I'm not gonna miss my job just because I've got a, a low grade hamstring injury.

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think it's not, that's a planned story.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  I think Hank's made up his mind.

• 1:06:49Speaker 04

  No, I'm asking questions. I genuinely, I'm, I was just curious.

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  I think that if you were to give me truth serum, I would tell you that the locker room loves Jaden Daniels and that he is the best option to win and everybody in the team to a man loves him.

• 1:07:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  And he's everyone's best friend.

• 1:07:08Speaker 00

  Max.

• 1:07:09Speaker 05

  How many, how many games Jaden Daniels playing this year?

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  He's played in, I guess, six quarters of football.

• 1:07:16Speaker 05

  That's, that wasn't my question.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  Half the season.

• 1:07:18Speaker 05

  That wasn't my question.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Okay, one and a half games.

• 1:07:21Speaker 05

  He played in two games. What were the results of those two games?

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  Well, one was a loss to the Philadelphia Eagles and then the other that he played half of was a loss to the Dallas Cowboys.

• 1:07:34Speaker 05

  So two losses?

• 1:07:35Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  Marcus Mariota?

• 1:07:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:38Speaker 05

  One win.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Yep, that's, hey.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  So winning football.

• 1:07:43Speaker 03

  Winning football.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  Might be Marcus Mariota.

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  I, I also did look up Jaden's stats, the last four quarters that he played and Mariota's last four quarters that he played. Honestly, two great, great games of football from each one of them. Jaden, 23 of 35, 217 yards, three touchdowns, no picks, nine carries.

• 1:08:01Speaker 00

  You looked this up before?

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  No, today.

• 1:08:04Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah, before the game, or I mean, before we did the show?

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then Mariota, 19 of 31, 183 yards, three touchdowns, no interceptions, I believe, 11 yards rushing. So, hey, both really.

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not bad to have a good quarterback.

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  It's great.

• 1:08:18Speaker 00

  He's a really good back.

• 1:08:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  He's, he's one of the best backup quarterbacks in the league. And considering how bad we looked last year against the Seahawks at home, that was just a disaster of a game. So I'm, I'm really happy with the way the team played. They got a lot of fight. And yeah, the biggest, the biggest takeaway for me is Dan Quinn did not lose locker room. And I think Sonny Stiles might be just an absolute monster.

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  Also, it was a classic, the public doesn't know shit. Because I would imagine half of everyone's remaining Survivor leagues got wiped out with this game where it's like, oh, it's Marcus Mariota, the commanders stink, the Seahawks never lose. Sam Darnold's back.

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:00Speaker 00

  It's hard to win in this league. By the way, you know how we talk about, they've made everything a gummy. It's really annoying. The QB gummy where they do stat lines, it's so stupid. This one I did like just because Marcus Mariota had a stat line that's happened three times before. And most recently it was by Dick Wood on October 24th, 1964.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:09:23Speaker 00

  That's just an awesome name. Dick Wood. Dick Wood. Good job, Dick. Dick Wood, I looked him up. He married his high school sweetheart named Peggy, which is like the most.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  Peggy Wood?

• 1:09:36Speaker 00

  The most like 1950 shit ever.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, Dick and Peggy.

• 1:09:41Speaker 00

  Guy named Dick Wood to marry, Richard Wood to marry Peggy. So shout out to, to Dick Wood. He is dead, but shout out.

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I bet he died. Sound like he lived a great life.

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• 1:12:31Speaker 03

  That's correct.

• 1:12:32Speaker 00

  I do think we should run it back up for Thursday night football.

• 1:12:35Speaker 03

  Well.

• 1:12:36Speaker 00

  We can decide what the number is, but that was a thrilling bet. There was a moment in time during this game that I actually live bet the Browns minus 22 and a half because I was like, the Browns might just be good.

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, so about that bet, I just recently found out like six hours ago that after we said the stakes of that bet, Colton was having dinner with one of the fellas and said, it's kind of weird because like I actually need a new toilet. So I think that maybe we should buy Colton a new toilet anyways.

• 1:13:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, we could buy him a new toilet. Does he rent?

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  No, he owns.

• 1:13:09Speaker 00

  Oh, he owns. All right, so we can buy him a new toilet.

• 1:13:11Speaker 03

  New toilet's yours.

• 1:13:11Speaker 00

  Because I was gonna say, Colton, like, what a, what a dumb dumb if he like rents and says, I need a new toilet. Just call your landlord. All right. We gotta get, I don't even want to ask any more questions.

• 1:13:21Speaker 05

  Yep, I don't know what happened. That's between him and the Lord, but.

• 1:13:25Speaker 00

  We're gonna get him a new toilet. But yes, the Browns. There was a moment in time, by the way, that we should, I should have said at the start of the show. The witching hour gods just shone on us because we had the Browns taking the lead against the Panthers as the fumble happened in the Steelers Bengals game as the Texans, I think, lost the game to the Colts. It was like all happening in a sequence of events that was incredible and the Browns were part of it. The Browns had an exciting part of it. And I mean, the Browns defense was awesome. They, they, Jalen Coker going out definitely hurt Bryce, Bryce Young. But the Browns defense, this is the defense we talked about in the off season.

• 1:14:11Speaker 00

  This is the defense we said, hey, this team is going to be better than people think. And it was all the young dudes. Jared verse had, had six pressures. Derek Barnett had five pressures. Mason Graham had two sacks. They forced three punts and three turnovers on downs. The Panthers went four for 18 on third and fourth down. That was the Browns defense that, that was suffocating. And then Deshaun Watson, is, is he, is he good?

• 1:14:42Speaker 03

  Well, he was 16 for 30. He did have two touchdowns today. He didn't look bad. If you watched the game, he didn't look bad. He, he was a solid game manager.

• 1:14:52Speaker 00

  He, he's back to back weeks now. Deshaun Watson has taken the Browns down the field for a fourth quarter touchdown to, to lead a game. Now, this one, he did try to throw an interception. There was the roughing the passer and then.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  Which was the right call?

• 1:15:09Speaker 00

  Was the right call. Shador came in for one play, then, then Deshaun came in. But I, I don't know what to think because I, I think, I'm not gonna say he's good.

• 1:15:18Speaker 00

  He's getting dangerously close to being good.

• 1:15:20Speaker 03

  He's, I think he's above average in terms of the last 26 years of Browns quarterbacks.

• 1:15:26Speaker 00

  Well.

• 1:15:26Speaker 03

  He would be, he would be in the top 50 percentile of that list as he's playing right now.

• 1:15:30Speaker 00

  He's actually above average, like historically, not even the last 25 years. I think he is, I think he, I think there are only eight quarterbacks in Browns history that are 500 or better as a starter. He's one of them.

• 1:15:44Speaker 03

  Is he really?

• 1:15:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:15:45Speaker 03

  Well, no.

• 1:15:45Speaker 00

  Only eight.

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  I was thinking like since the reinception of the Browns.

• 1:15:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  The, the new look Browns.

• 1:15:50Speaker 00

  He's the first Browns quarterback since Baker Mayfield in weeks 14 and 15 of the 2018 season to lead game winning TD drives in the fourth quarter consecutive games. So there's that. And yeah, I, I think he's good. I'm, again, I'm not gonna say he's good. I think he's. He's brushing up against good.

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  He's, well, maybe he's making good brush up against him.

• 1:16:12Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:16:12Speaker 03

  To let him know that he's ready and he's.

• 1:16:14Speaker 00

  He's giving good the nod.

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  He's ready to be good.

• 1:16:17Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:16:17Speaker 03

  If that's something that they do there.

• 1:16:19Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:16:20Speaker 03

  Mason Graham, he kind of undersold it a little bit because he had two sacks, three tackles for loss, two quarterback hits today.

• 1:16:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:27Speaker 03

  Like you.

• 1:16:28Speaker 00

  Seven pressures.

• 1:16:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was just, he was in Bryce's face all afternoon. The funniest possible outcome to this game would have been if they had that, that hit on Deshaun where he came out of the game, then Shador gets in, throws a touchdown pass and that's how the Browns win. That's what I was kind of hoping for. Credit to Browns fans though, they, um, I don't want to say, they didn't really pick one side or the other, whether or not to boo.

• 1:16:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  With Deshaun. They made it just abundantly clear that the booing of Deshaun would be immediate on a play to play basis.

• 1:17:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  So if there was an, if there's incomplete pass, boo.

• 1:17:04Speaker 00

  That's what I kind of expected. It was, it was, it was, it was based purely on what he was doing on the field.

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  On that, that, the most recent play, whatever the most recent play was, that's whether or not they were going to take a moral stand.

• 1:17:16Speaker 00

  It was, it was, it was the most capitalistic boo you could have.

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:17:19Speaker 00

  It was, the market decided the boo.

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  Shameless.

• 1:17:22Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  But also like, I'm glad that Browns fans got a win at home. Bryce Young, maybe it was a little bit too early for us to say that he can win as a favorite.

• 1:17:30Speaker 00

  Well, he got banged up. Well, he did win his favorite last week.

• 1:17:32Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. Winning streak stops at one.

• 1:17:35Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  For winning as a favorite.

• 1:17:36Speaker 00

  And what a win it was.

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  It is, it's absolutely screenshot season for Browns fans. Take all the screenshots that you can get of the, the conference or of the division standings.

• 1:17:47Speaker 00

  But they're not.

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  Like you need, you need to just cement this into your brain, sear it in there and you'll have something to think back and feel warm and fuzzy about in the, the cold, cold winter months.

• 1:17:57Speaker 00

  But wait, I, I see it on ESPN. The Browns are last. They're last still. I don't know why. Yeah, I don't.

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  Point differential?

• 1:18:03Speaker 00

  Uh, maybe conference as well. They're 0-1 in the conference. Yeah. Worst point differential 0-1 in the conference. So how, so yeah, they're not.

• 1:18:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're in last. Thursday, game of the century, as Dom has said, against the Steelers. If they win that game, they will absolutely be in first for at least the week, until the weekend, because they'd be three and one and no one else would be.

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  They control their own destiny.

• 1:18:29Speaker 00

  But yeah, as I'm seeing it right now, I don't know, how would they be? How would you get them in first? Because even if you did it alphabetically, Cincinnati would be.

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  It beats Cleveland?

• 1:18:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Speaker 03

  What about, let's see, yeah.

• 1:18:44Speaker 00

  And so does Baltimore.

• 1:18:47Speaker 00

  So how would we get, so they're just not in, they're tied for first.

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  So bang.

• 1:18:52Speaker 00

  And we're not going to take that away from them, but they don't, they don't get to sit in first.

• 1:18:57Speaker 03

  If it's B Bengals, B R, even that alphabetical doesn't work.

• 1:19:02Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:19:04Speaker 03

  There's got to be some weird.

• 1:19:05Speaker 00

  Wait. What?

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Some weird website.

• 1:19:07Speaker 00

  Win streak, if you stored it by that. Oh, okay. Win streak. They have won two in a row. Nailed it. That's true.

• 1:19:14Speaker 03

  Which that, that's how it should be done.

• 1:19:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, everyone, everyone agrees. You have to do it.

• 1:19:21Speaker 00

  By, by win streak. Yeah, they're, but hey, the Browns are kind of like, they're morphing into what we kind of thought they were going to be at the beginning of the season. Do I think they're going to maybe beat like a lot of really good teams? Probably not, but their defense is going to keep them in every single game. And if Deshaun Watson can keep brushing up against good, they're going to be a decent team. They're going to be a salty team and a team that's tough to beat. And I'm excited for Thursday night football. I'm excited. This does feel like too many good things though. Like the Browns are, if you, if you go by win streak, the Browns are in first place in the AFC North and the Guardians are first in the Central. They won the Central over the weekend. And I think that's the first time that's happened since 1994,

• 1:20:06Speaker 00

  where you can, you can look at it through by win streak and see the, the Browns in first and the Guardians in first at the same time. And I think that this would be, yeah, I mean, it's, it's good. Cleveland rocks right now. Lot, lot going on in Cleveland.

• 1:20:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. I, I appreciated his Todd Monkin's post-game press conference today. And by the way, Todd Monkin might be winning me over.

• 1:20:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  I think he's, I think he's, for whatever reason, I'm fascinated by him. I think he's kind of a funny guy and he kind of appreciates sometimes the weird situations that he's found himself in with his franchise.

• 1:20:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  So he was like, Thursday night, Pittsburgh Steelers, we're all in first place. So according to Todd Monkin, they are in first place. We're playing for first place. Holy shit. Isn't that cool or what? Todd Monkin, you're right.

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  That's very cool that you're playing for first place. And yeah, you are on a win streak and let's not talk about the fact that maybe that win against the Buccaneers wasn't as impressive as we thought that it was at the time, but.

• 1:21:05Speaker 00

  It's not yuck the yum.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  The bottom line is, uh, you're all in first place.

• 1:21:08Speaker 00

  You're all in first place.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  And that's cool.

• 1:21:10Speaker 00

  And Deshaun Watson, back to back games, has gone the length of the field basically and scored a touchdown at the end. And Harold Fannin is awesome. Harold Fannin was awesome. Seven, seven catches, 52 yards, two touchdowns.

• 1:21:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, the Browns, listen, baby steps. You had even Todd Monkin even said, he was like, we're two and one and we haven't even touched what we can be.

• 1:21:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:33Speaker 00

  Don't touch that.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  Don't touch it yet.

• 1:21:34Speaker 00

  Be careful.

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  You're getting close.

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  Don't get too close. And then the Panthers are kind of the same pants. I mean, the, the entire, the, the NFC South is the reversed where, uh, there's three teams that are one and two, and then the Bucks. So the Panthers are, they lost this game, but they're still in first.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  Very much in first.

• 1:21:52Speaker 00

  Well, not if you go by, uh, winning streak. That would probably be the Falcons.

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  Falcons are, is it one game winning streak?

• 1:21:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think so. Sort it for us, Max.

• 1:22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gotta be. Cause it's going to say W1 next to it.

• 1:22:06Speaker 00

  Right. You gotta, yeah, no, it's gotta be. W1, the Falcons lost their, won their last one. So the Falcons are in first, according to that. Yeah, I don't know how else you would, I mean, I think we all agree that you have to go by the, the winning streak.

• 1:22:22Speaker 03

  That's what we've always done on this podcast.

• 1:22:23Speaker 00

  We always have done that. Okay. Next up, Lions 31, Jets 24. Memes. Jameer Gibbs is really fucking good and really hard to tackle. And you got Jameer Gibbs. Yeah, we got Jameer Gibbs hard. He, three touchdowns in the second half. He even did the Aaron Glenn celebration. He was mocking Aaron Glenn. Did you see that? Yeah, it could have been a compliment. Could have been a compliment. True.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  Out of respect, yeah.

• 1:22:52Speaker 00

  The Jets were, they hung tough. They were playing tough. Like they, they started kind of slow and then Gino was dicing them up. Kenyon Sadiq is an absolute stud. He was making great catches. Scored his first, uh, no, that was, yeah, that was his first touchdown catch, right? First touchdown catch. Catch. And, uh, I mean, you guys had the game tied. You're just defense, the like, like they just went down the field in, in basically two seconds, uh, after you tied the game at 24 and that was it. Yeah, defense collapsed in the second half. They did make the one stop, but is what it is. But Gino, Gino was slinging it today. Yeah, he was. 321 yards.

• 1:23:32Speaker 03

  And you have a tight end now. And I can't remember the last time that the Jets had a good tight end.

• 1:23:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's been a while.

• 1:23:39Speaker 03

  For like a pass catching tight end.

• 1:23:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  Who would the last one be?

• 1:23:42Speaker 00

  Awesome.

• 1:23:45Speaker 00

  Dustin Keller.

• 1:23:46Speaker 03

  Dustin Keller was the, the only one I could think of. But yeah, Sadiq looks like he's going to be a.

• 1:23:51Speaker 00

  You were thinking of Dustin Keller. Yeah, we all were.

• 1:23:54Speaker 03

  No, no, he was like, that's the last guy from the Jets that I can remember being like an actual threat, uh, from the tight end position. Like you've had some blocking tight ends.

• 1:24:04Speaker 00

  A bunch, but we haven't had a good one. Yeah. So Farian Jenkins had a good season? Yeah. They also only won four games that year.

• 1:24:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. So you guys have, and you had two, not one, but two players with over a hundred receiving yards today. Like there's a lot of stuff that you should be happy about. The defense, not so much.

• 1:24:23Speaker 00

  Defense showed signs in the first half. We, we just got outmanned today. Jameer Gibbs is special. Like he was just cutting through everything and he's just, I mean, this is why he's the best back in the, in the NFL.

• 1:24:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, he, he was so good. They, they couldn't tackle shit. Couldn't tackle him. And, uh, yeah, I, I, it, the Lions defense is still a major, major concern, but you saw it. Gino was very comfortable, like just, you know, throwing it downfield, hitting everyone, but they, credit to the Lions, they did draw up that perfect blitz on the last play to get to, you know, Gino didn't really see that coming. And it was the, the strip sack, the end of the game. They just, I think that's kind of what the Lions are planning on doing is just score 31 points. So this is the third straight week they've scored exactly 31 points and hope your defense can get one big stop at the end.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  The defense ranked 31st and they only scored 31 points.

• 1:25:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:25:20Speaker 03

  They're very, very consistent as a team. And, um, memes, I think that you had your chances to win. You blitzed a lot, but the blitzes just never got home. Goff carved you up when you blitzed.

• 1:25:31Speaker 00

  No, he was, he was awesome.

• 1:25:32Speaker 03

  He had, uh, I think he was 14 for 14 against the blitz today. 148 yards and touchdown.

• 1:25:38Speaker 00

  I think they got to him one time, but like the, the pass rush wasn't there. The only time they could even try to get to him was on the blitz. So that, that was concerning. Is Breece Hall okay? I don't think so. Oh, that's not good. Might be out a couple of weeks. That was not the answer we were looking for.

• 1:25:54Speaker 03

  It sounded like you were going to say, I think so.

• 1:25:56Speaker 00

  No, I think, I think Garrett Wilson's okay though. Garrett Wilson is okay, but Breece Hall's not. Braylon Allen time, Badger. Yeah, Braylon Allen time. Breece Hall and his leg injury, I don't know the severity yet. I felt something when I was running and then got tackled and planted and then felt something else. So we'll see. Oh, that's. That sounds bad. Two things. Feeling one thing, then feeling another is not good. Not good at all.

• 1:26:22Speaker 00

  You got Jameer Gibbs. He's so good. We got Jameer Gibbs. Yeah. He's got, uh, through, he's the first player in NFL history to produce the following statistics through the first three games of any season. 300 rushing yards, four rushing TDs, 150 receiving yards, two receiving TDs.

• 1:26:39Speaker 03

  He is insane.

• 1:26:40Speaker 00

  That's nuts.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  Guy is insane. Memes, do you want the Bears to win on Monday night? Cause you're playing at the Bears next week. Or would you rather the Bears lose to the Eagles?

• 1:26:51Speaker 03

  I think I'd rather the Bears win.

• 1:26:54Speaker 00

  Yep, correct.

• 1:26:56Speaker 03

  Right?

• 1:26:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, definitely. You passed the test.

• 1:26:59Speaker 03

  I was gonna say it doesn't matter, but.

• 1:27:00Speaker 00

  No, no, it definitely matters. Definitely matters.

• 1:27:03Speaker 03

  You know ball.

• 1:27:05Speaker 00

  Definitely.

• 1:27:05Speaker 03

  Are you seeing, uh, are you seeing improvement week to week from this team?

• 1:27:11Speaker 03

  Seeing improvement in some areas, it's like.

• 1:27:16Speaker 03

  They each take their turn improving like each week, like it's either the defense or it's either the offense.

• 1:27:21Speaker 00

  They're not the same time.

• 1:27:22Speaker 03

  They're not coming together as one. Also, the Jets special teams is just falling off a cliff again. The line just got the ball at the 40 every single time.

• 1:27:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, that's Tom Kennedy, Farmingdale.

• 1:27:34Speaker 00

  You know that about Tom Kennedy. He's the man.

• 1:27:36Speaker 03

  You got Kennedy.

• 1:27:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:38Speaker 03

  Which is never a good thing.

• 1:27:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, that could be a lot of things.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:41Speaker 00

  Get your.

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  Sailor.

• 1:27:42Speaker 00

  Your head blown off, you could get.

• 1:27:45Speaker 05

  Tom Kennedy had one.

• 1:27:46Speaker 03

  Driving to a creek.

• 1:27:47Speaker 00

  Yep, no one rescues you.

• 1:27:49Speaker 05

  Sailor's had two, Kennedy.

• 1:27:50Speaker 00

  Put you into, give you a lobotomy. Cause you're a woman who has an opinion in like 1950.

• 1:27:58Speaker 03

  Just go out.

• 1:27:59Speaker 00

  There's a lot of things that could be bad about being Kennedy.

• 1:28:02Speaker 03

  End up waking up and your, your head's in some waiter's hand.

• 1:28:06Speaker 00

  You got Kennedy.

• 1:28:07Speaker 03

  Bad stuff, yeah.

• 1:28:09Speaker 00

  Crash a plane.

• 1:28:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, if you're a jet.

• 1:28:11Speaker 00

  There's a lot of things.

• 1:28:12Speaker 03

  And you're flying at night.

• 1:28:14Speaker 00

  There's a lot of things that give you a Kennedy.

• 1:28:16Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. And none of them are good.

• 1:28:17Speaker 00

  No, none of them.

• 1:28:19Speaker 03

  You could have.

• 1:28:20Speaker 00

  I'm just trying to think, no, I don't think any of them are good.

• 1:28:22Speaker 03

  No, you might wake up in bed next to Marilyn Monroe.

• 1:28:25Speaker 00

  True, true. No, that's actually not good.

• 1:28:28Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:28:28Speaker 00

  Marilyn Monroe was, uh, famously like disgusting and, and ate in bed and had like shit all in her bed.

• 1:28:35Speaker 03

  She smelled bad?

• 1:28:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:38Speaker 00

  You just never want to meet your heroes kind of thing, kind of situation.

• 1:28:42Speaker 03

  Maybe that was just something that they said so that like her boyfriend would say that. So nobody else would want to date her. Oh, you wouldn't want to hang out.

• 1:28:50Speaker 00

  I think it was Joe DiMaggio.

• 1:28:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, Joe DiMaggio.

• 1:28:53Speaker 00

  It's, it's crazy to think about like Marilyn Monroe was just. The hottest woman, but everyone was like, that's the hottest woman. And there's just no one even close to being hotter. Like that doesn't happen anymore.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Sydney Sweeney.

• 1:29:06Speaker 00

  But there's a lot of people who are like, she's not the hottest woman.

• 1:29:10Speaker 00

  Like Marilyn Monroe was just universally like, oh, that's the answer to the hottest woman a lot.

• 1:29:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:15Speaker 00

  That's just such a bizarre thing.

• 1:29:16Speaker 03

  I, I feel like Sydney's kind of taking that.

• 1:29:18Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  She is the, the stand in for hot chick.

• 1:29:21Speaker 00

  I, no, there's a lot of, there's, there's enough people who are like, oh, like her faces and like, I'm not saying it's me. I, I, I happen to be fond of Sydney Sweeney, but there's a lot of people who pick other women if you ask them. Marilyn Monroe was the answer for like 30 years.

• 1:29:37Speaker 03

  There's also.

• 1:29:38Speaker 00

  This is fucking nuts.

• 1:29:39Speaker 03

  She could just like very much curate what pictures of her got out there.

• 1:29:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  Do like a two hour photo shoot. And then it's like, okay, yeah, you can only use these two.

• 1:29:48Speaker 00

  What was the deal with the cone bras back in the day?

• 1:29:51Speaker 03

  Well, nipples used to be different.

• 1:29:52Speaker 00

  Well, how so?

• 1:29:53Speaker 03

  I don't know. If you look at like old school nipples from.

• 1:29:56Speaker 00

  I can't say I've looked at old school nipples.

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  You haven't seen like vintage.

• 1:30:00Speaker 00

  We gotta look that up.

• 1:30:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:01Speaker 00

  Old school nipples.

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  Boobs were different back in.

• 1:30:03Speaker 00

  Well, I know boobs are different, but the cone titties were weird. All right. Now you're just baby bottles.

• 1:30:08Speaker 03

  Oh, you've got safe search on. Yeah.

• 1:30:10Speaker 05

  You want me to turn that off?

• 1:30:11Speaker 00

  You're such a pussy dude. You have safe search on?

• 1:30:14Speaker 05

  This is workplace.

• 1:30:15Speaker 00

  Well, barely.

• 1:30:18Speaker 00

  We should get Max. We should write up Max. We're actually going, meet Hank said that he's thinking about emailing HR about, uh, memes touching him.

• 1:30:26Speaker 03

  He was. He also told memes that he could fire him though.

• 1:30:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:30:31Speaker 00

  All right, Max is never gonna find this.

• 1:30:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can't.

• 1:30:33Speaker 05

  I don't know how.

• 1:30:35Speaker 03

  We're trying to find out why, why nipples look different. This is no help.

• 1:30:42Speaker 05

  Wait, I don't want to sign in.

• 1:30:43Speaker 00

  Sign in dude.

• 1:30:47Speaker 00

  Either way, the cone, the cone bras never made sense to me.

• 1:30:50Speaker 03

  Hank, do you know why nipples used to look different?

• 1:30:52Speaker 04

  No idea.

• 1:30:52Speaker 03

  Boobs?

• 1:30:54Speaker 05

  Old school nipples just brings you to.

• 1:30:55Speaker 04

  Probably nutrition.

• 1:30:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe nutrition, maybe proct technology.

• 1:30:58Speaker 00

  Probably what they're putting in our bread.

• 1:30:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:31:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe like the acid rain.

• 1:31:02Speaker 04

  Essential oils.

• 1:31:04Speaker 00

  Micro, microplastics.

• 1:31:05Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:31:05Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:31:06Speaker 04

  The butter.

• 1:31:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, the bud, oh, the butter dude. They, they haven't given us good butter in a long time.

• 1:31:11Speaker 03

  It was probably, that was probably margarine times.

• 1:31:14Speaker 00

  These are nipple chi, wait, hold on, go back to that six nipple changes that should be checked out on a man. Hold on, let me.

• 1:31:20Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, like dudes can get, dudes can get breast cancer too.

• 1:31:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, I want to just see this cause I. All right.

• 1:31:26Speaker 05

  I don't know where you're seeing the man thing.

• 1:31:28Speaker 00

  Well, those look like mans on the top right.

• 1:31:31Speaker 03

  No, those are.

• 1:31:31Speaker 00

  Bottom left.

• 1:31:32Speaker 05

  Those are for sure. Those are for sure female, female nipples.

• 1:31:38Speaker 00

  All right.

• 1:31:38Speaker 03

  All right. So that was the Jets recap.

• 1:31:40Speaker 00

  Colts 19, Texans 17. Uh. This is our Colts. They're, the Colts might be back. I mean, there's two good games in a row. They, they obviously were very close and probably should have beaten the Chiefs if they had balls and went for it. Uh, and, and tried to win that game on Sunday night football. And then they come out and their defense looked so bad against, uh, week one against the Ravens, bad against the Chiefs. They came out, they played really well against the Texans, the first half. So the, so the Colts going into this game, it allowed the second most yards in NFL history through two weeks. And then they gave up 67 yards in the first half, 223 in the full game. They made the stops and I don't really know what

• 1:32:24Speaker 00

  you do if you're the Texans, other than the fact that you've done this before and you just hope that you could do it again, because the only teams to make the playoffs after an oh, and three starts since 2000 are the 2018 Texans and the 2025 Texans.

• 1:32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. So they've got the experience. There's only one team that's ever started 0-4 and made the playoffs. The 1992 Chargers.

• 1:32:43Speaker 00

  The Chargers.

• 1:32:44Speaker 04

  Chargers.

• 1:32:45Speaker 03

  The Chargers.

• 1:32:45Speaker 00

  The Chargers.

• 1:32:46Speaker 03

  Uh, I, I know that I said a couple of weeks ago, I think the first two weeks that the Texans should not panic.

• 1:32:52Speaker 00

  I think they should panic.

• 1:32:53Speaker 03

  I think it's about time where they should start to panic a little bit.

• 1:32:56Speaker 00

  Well, if panicking for the Texans is just making sure you do everything to get Nico Collins back, that's a good panic because he is still like, their offense is just not the same and they can't move the ball. Uh, their run game is still not like they've tried to invest in it and it doesn't look much better. I don't, their defense is so good. Will Anderson is so goddamn good. He tried to win this game by himself. And the Texans now, uh, the most losses when allowing fewer than 21 points since the start of the 2025 season, they have six of them. Including the last two games. So that's pretty insane. They, they, they, they do enough on the defensive side

• 1:33:41Speaker 00

  to always win the game and their offense can't do it. And, uh, it's gotta be really frustrating if you're a Texans fan.

• 1:33:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, very, very frustrating. And CJ Stroud has not, obviously he's, he's lacking his weapons at receiver. So that's going to be a problem and the complete lack of a, a ground game will do this to a quarterback and make them very, very one dimensional and easy to stop. Uh, but he, he has not looked extremely sharp and I, I, I don't think.

• 1:34:05Speaker 00

  He needs Nico Collins.

• 1:34:06Speaker 03

  It's not time to panic. I would say this, it's time to stop fucking around.

• 1:34:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:11Speaker 03

  You can't fuck around anymore, Houston. You, you've done it enough. And even though I think they're a better team than the Colts overall. The Colts like, I, I felt like today that was not the case. I would bet almost everything I have that the Texans will end up with a better record than the Colts at the end of the season. Um, but today it did not look like they were a complete team. It didn't look like they were locked in. And at some point you're going to get some inner squad beef, like going into year three of the defense being so much better than the offense.

• 1:34:40Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:34:40Speaker 03

  And carrying the team, that stat that you just said was crazy about how many, how many times.

• 1:34:44Speaker 00

  Six times.

• 1:34:45Speaker 03

  They've, they've lost games where they've allowed what fewer than 21 points. At some point that's going, that tension's going to boil over in the locker room and it's not going to be good. I did do some research though about, uh, you remember when CJ Stroud was doing the, the thumb thing?

• 1:34:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:59Speaker 03

  Where he's looking at his thumbs?

• 1:35:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:01Speaker 03

  Trying to figure out what that was. He's training his, his eyes to not overshoot receivers.

• 1:35:06Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:35:06Speaker 03

  Because the human, I guess the human eye has a tendency when they track side to side to go too far.

• 1:35:12Speaker 00

  Huh.

• 1:35:13Speaker 03

  And you're supposed to go less far than you think you're, so it's like eye muscle exercises, but maybe he's gone too far with it.

• 1:35:19Speaker 00

  He's got, yeah, he's got to bring it back.

• 1:35:21Speaker 03

  His eyes aren't going out wide enough.

• 1:35:23Speaker 00

  I don't know. He also called, he kind of, he, he was not really subtle when he called out his OC, uh, after the game. He said, we can't just play conservative. We got to be aggressive and attack and not be the attacked. Uh, and I would agree with that. They got, it feels like, it feels like the Texans should offensively try to take more shots. And again, I can't stress it up. Nico Collins is like a game changer, but they need to, if, if your defense is that good, don't be like, hey, let's try to win every game, you know, 16 to 13. Try, try to, you know, like try to take your shots knowing your defense can get you out of a lot of these holes, right?

• 1:36:05Speaker 00

  I don't know. Maybe I'm, maybe I'm thinking about it the reverse way, but it just, when, when you play these games and you play a conservative style, you, you end up losing these games where you hold your opponent to under 21 and you lose by a field goal.

• 1:36:19Speaker 03

  Uh, what did you?

• 1:36:19Speaker 00

  Two points.

• 1:36:20Speaker 03

  What did you think about the, uh, roof open situation in Indy with those?

• 1:36:23Speaker 00

  Hell.

• 1:36:23Speaker 03

  The crazy sun, the crazy shadows.

• 1:36:26Speaker 00

  Hell on earth.

• 1:36:26Speaker 03

  It was, it was hell in my living room trying to watch it.

• 1:36:30Speaker 00

  In the gambling.

• 1:36:30Speaker 03

  That's my Sunday living.

• 1:36:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, that is your living room. It was hell. It was so hard to watch this game.

• 1:36:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:36Speaker 00

  For the first three quarters. It was crazy.

• 1:36:38Speaker 03

  And that's, that is, I don't even think that's an advantage for the Colts.

• 1:36:41Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:36:42Speaker 03

  Cause that's not something that you can practice to.

• 1:36:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:44Speaker 03

  It just sucks for everybody.

• 1:36:46Speaker 00

  The, it's, it's impossible, impossible to watch and see what's going on. Yeah. The Colts had a, I think that was a, was that a kickoff, uh, fumble?

• 1:36:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:55Speaker 00

  But who knows? Because you couldn't see it.

• 1:36:56Speaker 03

  Well, that's the thing is like, if you fumble a kickoff, I feel like those, you, you lose that game 99% of the time.

• 1:37:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:03Speaker 03

  On, on the very first play.

• 1:37:04Speaker 00

  Well, that wasn't the first play, but yes, the ra, the Raiders, uh, fumbled the kickoff and they, and they still won. So yeah. But 99.9 is unless you're the ra, the 3-0 Raiders who are playing unbelievable football, which we'll get to. Uh, Danny Jones, I don't know. He's, he was fine. He wasn't like lighting the world on fire, but he's, he, he lost a couple of fumbles. I, this was just like a good old fashioned AFC South slugfest of both teams almost losing the game, but finding a way, the Colts finding a way to win the game. And I am, I will count like the, the Colts effort against the Chiefs on Sunday night impressed me. So maybe the Colts have more life than we thought. They might.

• 1:37:46Speaker 00

  And if you, if you had to pick one team that could bounce back from being 0-3, it's the Texans, obviously.

• 1:37:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think, I think they'll be okay.

• 1:37:52Speaker 00

  Congrats to Sauce Gardner.

• 1:37:54Speaker 03

  They gotta quit fucking around. Yeah.

• 1:37:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. Finally won a game in the United States, 651 days. 651 days. That's a long ass time.

• 1:38:02Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:38:02Speaker 00

  Finally won a game. Uh, okay. Uh, let's do a couple of ads and then we'll get to the last two early games and then we will get to the late games.

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• 1:39:42Speaker 05

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• 1:39:44Speaker 03

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• 1:40:20Speaker 00

  I wish Hank was here right now.

• 1:40:21Speaker 03

  Probably gonna be gorgeous.

• 1:40:22Speaker 00

  Went to the bathroom and we would have probably pounced on those tickets.

• 1:40:25Speaker 03

  I think that, yeah, I think that's probably.

• 1:40:26Speaker 00

  Dang it.

• 1:40:27Speaker 03

  Would have been a fair thing.

• 1:40:27Speaker 00

  Now he's back.

• 1:40:28Speaker 03

  Unfortunately, we can't.

• 1:40:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:40:30Speaker 05

  Could have been him.

• 1:40:30Speaker 03

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• 1:40:46Speaker 00

  Dang Hank. Could have gone to San Diego.

• 1:40:50Speaker 04

  Would have loved that.

• 1:40:51Speaker 00

  What is that? Are you doing Trump? Do Trump again. Do it.

• 1:40:56Speaker 04

  I can't do Trump.

• 1:40:57Speaker 00

  No, you did it with the hands.

• 1:40:58Speaker 04

  San Diego, beautiful place.

• 1:41:01Speaker 04

  Been very fun.

• 1:41:02Speaker 05

  Nailed it.

• 1:41:04Speaker 00

  There's probably the most impressions, uh, ever of one person is President Trump and Hank just submitted the la- the worst.

• 1:41:13Speaker 03

  I wouldn't say that.

• 1:41:15Speaker 05

  I think he nailed it.

• 1:41:16Speaker 03

  I think the hands were really good.

• 1:41:18Speaker 04

  I was, I was watching.

• 1:41:19Speaker 00

  More the hands.

• 1:41:20Speaker 03

  You're doing the accordion.

• 1:41:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. Gotta give the.

• 1:41:24Speaker 04

  We're going to Petco Park.

• 1:41:28Speaker 04

  I'm not an impression guy.

• 1:41:29Speaker 03

  That's not like Mr. Big Ball.

• 1:41:30Speaker 04

  I can do, I can do animals. Let's stick, stick with animals.

• 1:41:33Speaker 00

  Tiger. Oh, nice.

• 1:41:36Speaker 03

  Elephant.

• 1:41:40Speaker 00

  No, that's his horse.

• 1:41:43Speaker 03

  Do this again.

• 1:41:45Speaker 00

  Do this again.

• 1:41:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:41:46Speaker 00

  Zebra.

• 1:41:50Speaker 00

  Oh, nice.

• 1:41:51Speaker 03

  That's good. That's what a zebra sounds like.

• 1:41:54Speaker 00

  All right, Chiefs 24, Dolphins 10. I don't have much on this game other than the Chiefs are really good and they kind of not struggled, but the Dolphins were li- more alive than I thought and moved the ball better than I thought going into this game. Uh, so that was like, it was a 17-10 game, you know, in the second half.

• 1:42:17Speaker 03

  I mean, considering that Achan went out in the first half, right?

• 1:42:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:42:20Speaker 03

  The Dolphins kept it more competitive than I thought they would than most people. I mean, the Chiefs.

• 1:42:24Speaker 00

  Kind of like moving.

• 1:42:25Speaker 03

  Still covered. Don't get me wrong.

• 1:42:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, the Dolphins were like moving the ball and then not completing the drives, but they were moving the ball.

• 1:42:31Speaker 03

  We're giving them, we're grading on a curve. If you can't tell what the Dolphins.

• 1:42:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:42:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. It was not totally unwatchable football.

• 1:42:39Speaker 00

  No, no, I'm sorry. It was 14-10 going into the fourth quarter, 14-10.

• 1:42:43Speaker 03

  Why don't the Dolphins blitz on defense?

• 1:42:45Speaker 00

  Um, I don't think they, I don't think they're, they're too young. I don't think they, they know how blitz works.

• 1:42:51Speaker 03

  They're too young to blitz. That does, that's not always how it works.

• 1:42:54Speaker 00

  Their parents won't allow them to.

• 1:42:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42:56Speaker 00

  Right Hank?

• 1:42:57Speaker 03

  They're grounded.

• 1:42:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:42:58Speaker 03

  Because if you look at the stats in this game, the, the Chiefs blitzed so much more than the Dolphins and the Dolphins having such a, you know, and not to put them down, but somewhat of a lack of talent on defense at this point. I think even Dolphins fans would agree with that. Why not just blitz? And I was thinking about it and the only reason is because, oh yeah, that's right. They're, because they're trying to lose. So, um, doing a great job of that, by the way.

• 1:43:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, they are doing a good job of that. Uh, the Chiefs, bad news for everyone. The Chiefs, when they start 3-0 since 2019, they've made the Super Bowl.

• 1:43:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:43:33Speaker 00

  So.

• 1:43:34Speaker 03

  Hey.

• 1:43:35Speaker 00

  It's bad news.

• 1:43:36Speaker 03

  Records are meant to be broken.

• 1:43:38Speaker 00

  Also crazy. Chiefs 3-0 Raiders 3-0 next week. That's gonna be fun.

• 1:43:45Speaker 03

  All the century.

• 1:43:45Speaker 00

  Chiefs at Raiders, game of the century.

• 1:43:47Speaker 03

  Great time.

• 1:43:48Speaker 00

  That's a great time.

• 1:43:49Speaker 03

  Great time.

• 1:43:49Speaker 00

  What? What are you shaking your head for?

• 1:43:51Speaker 05

  That's not the game of the century.

• 1:43:52Speaker 00

  The game of the century is Thursday night football.

• 1:43:54Speaker 03

  That's the game of the century of the week.

• 1:43:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:43:57Speaker 05

  There's, there's one game of the century this week and it's Brown Steelers.

• 1:44:01Speaker 03

  Okay, the, then Chiefs Raider, the battle for it all.

• 1:44:07Speaker 03

  Does that work?

• 1:44:08Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 1:44:09Speaker 00

  Hank, you want some crazy stats?

• 1:44:11Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:44:13Speaker 00

  Uh, QBs to win 115 plus of their first 150 starts. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes. Tom Brady threw his first 150 games, 115 and 35. Patrick Mahomes threw his first 150 games, 115 and 35.

• 1:44:29Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:44:29Speaker 00

  Brady threw 129 regular season games, 98 and 31. Mahomes threw 129 regular season games, 98 and 31. Both seven and two in AFC title games, both three and two in Super Bowls in their first five.

• 1:44:45Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:44:46Speaker 00

  It's pretty nuts.

• 1:44:47Speaker 04

  And they, they look.

• 1:44:48Speaker 00

  It's nuts.

• 1:44:49Speaker 04

  As good as ever.

• 1:44:50Speaker 00

  I think the craziest part is to say those stats and then be like, and now Mahomes has to have an entire second career, which he definitely could.

• 1:44:57Speaker 04

  Five more.

• 1:44:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's gotta play for like another 10, 15 years and, and do all the second part of it.

• 1:45:05Speaker 00

  Cause that is like the.

• 1:45:06Speaker 04

  That's why the Eagles, the Eagles beating them last time was huge.

• 1:45:10Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:45:11Speaker 04

  Him losing his last Super Bowl was huge.

• 1:45:13Speaker 00

  Eagles, yeah, the three in a row would have been tough.

• 1:45:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:45:16Speaker 00

  Brady would never done before.

• 1:45:17Speaker 04

  And he would have been ahead, like they're on the same pace now. But he would have been ahead of them and, you know, had the three in a row in his back pocket.

• 1:45:26Speaker 00

  Also Kenneth Walker continues to be awesome and like gives the Chiefs a totally different dimension. You can just see it every single week. Play action, him running hard. Uh, yeah, they're really good. I don't know when the Dolphins are gonna win their first game. I, again, say something nice about the Dolphins. They were more alive than I expected.

• 1:45:44Speaker 03

  Very much.

• 1:45:45Speaker 00

  Did feel like the Chiefs were kind of playing with their food a little bit where they could have scored more if they wanted to. Uh, but that, neither here nor there. They, and they covered.

• 1:45:55Speaker 03

  It was, it was a sick play that they ran to Kenneth Walker too for that touchdown.

• 1:45:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:45:59Speaker 03

  Their little like underhanded pass from Mahomes.

• 1:46:01Speaker 00

  Also.

• 1:46:02Speaker 03

  I love, I love it when Andy Reid gets cute in the red zone.

• 1:46:04Speaker 00

  Yeah. Also Travis Kelsey is just back. Uh, it's crazy. That, that was a vintage, uh, route he ran for the touchdown pass. He's just back. I like, I, I don't know how it's possible, but he looks, I mean, it's obviously not going to be like prime Travis Kelsey. But he, he feels like he's better than he was last year when last year, like this guy's gonna retire.

• 1:46:29Speaker 05

  Remember when we thought, when we thought he was fat in training camp?

• 1:46:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:32Speaker 03

  He was.

• 1:46:33Speaker 00

  But he wasn't.

• 1:46:34Speaker 03

  But because we talked about him, he decided to start working hard.

• 1:46:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, not fat.

• 1:46:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:46:40Speaker 00

  It's crazy. Okay. Uh, Giants 12, Titans 7.

• 1:46:45Speaker 03

  Oh, one thing about this game.

• 1:46:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:47Speaker 03

  Uh, Chop Robinson.

• 1:46:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:49Speaker 03

  The sack that he had on Maho- or the hit that he had on Mahomes.

• 1:46:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:52Speaker 03

  That is like case in point of this is some bullshit NFL figured the fuck out.

• 1:46:56Speaker 00

  But also they're gonna call it every time.

• 1:46:58Speaker 03

  They're gonna call, but I mean, that is, it was a very legal hit that he did.

• 1:47:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:47:02Speaker 03

  And then they called him landing with his body weight on a quarterback, but as he hit him, he had the presence of mind to even try to not land with his body weight in midair. He made like a split second decision, which is pretty much physically impossible to do. As you're go, as you're landing on a quarterback, to take your hands up in the air and then try to stop your body, the inertia of your body from landing on Mahomes. He tried as hard as is humanly possible and it's just, it's a stupid rule. I hate that rule. Uh, and that should be case in point of why it's dumb.

• 1:47:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's a really dumb rule, but I wasn't surprised when it was called. If you showed me that play and said, what is gonna be the call here? I would have been like, yeah, he's gonna get roughing the passers just because they, they, especially against Mahomes, they're gonna call it every time. But I agree.

• 1:47:46Speaker 03

  It was, it's terrible.

• 1:47:47Speaker 00

  He tried his hardest to not like, he was making a, a play and then tried to abort at the last second and it's like.

• 1:47:55Speaker 03

  He like closed his eyes and wished that his body wouldn't land on him.

• 1:47:58Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:47:58Speaker 03

  He did everything that he could.

• 1:48:00Speaker 00

  I agree. Okay. Uh, Giants 12, Titans 7. This was a gross, gross game.

• 1:48:07Speaker 00

  Let's start with Jameis. Jameis did enough to win a game. He didn't turn the ball over. He played to the conditions. I think that's like, it wasn't like disgusting out in, in New York.

• 1:48:19Speaker 03

  A nor'easter.

• 1:48:20Speaker 00

  He had some great Jameis quotes. He said before the game, one thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind and reaching forward to what's ahead. That's a fact. And then he also said he's winning this game for Jackson or after he said, he won this game for Jackson. 12 points, six times two, it's for you.

• 1:48:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, think about it.

• 1:48:42Speaker 00

  Beautiful. And I think Jameis is now rubbing off on Harbaugh because Harbaugh said after the game, I thought Jameis did what was required in this game. The first thing you have to do is what's necessary, what's required. After that, then you can do what's possible, then maybe the impossible becomes possible. That's some from Saint Francis of Assisi, in case you were wondering. He said that. So, yeah, I think he's rubbing, I think Harbaugh is changing his style. Like maybe Jackson Dart, he had to coach him one way. We had to be like the cool young coach. Now he can just say quotes that we all are like, huh? And say, well, it's from the Bible at the end. And we're like, oh, okay.

• 1:49:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, makes sense then. Yeah. Like that one that, that James had about the horse.

• 1:49:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:24Speaker 03

  I forget what that was, but that inspired me.

• 1:49:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:26Speaker 03

  Just as a fan. Um, yeah, Jameis played good enough to win because, and anyone that says that he didn't, well, they did win.

• 1:49:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:33Speaker 03

  So fact is, he did play good enough to win.

• 1:49:35Speaker 00

  Fact or fiction, they won.

• 1:49:36Speaker 03

  That's a fact.

• 1:49:37Speaker 00

  Fact.

• 1:49:37Speaker 03

  Fact. So is it time to have a conversation about Cam Ward?

• 1:49:42Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:49:43Speaker 03

  I think it might be time. It might be past time.

• 1:49:45Speaker 00

  I think it's past.

• 1:49:46Speaker 03

  I think maybe it's past, we should have had it earlier, but we like when he says stuff in post-game press conferences, like, I played like ass.

• 1:49:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:55Speaker 03

  Like when, when he stands up and he goes, I suck shit. And we're like, yeah, that's true. You do, because I saw it. I agree with you. You're honest and we like that. Um, but maybe it's not good that every week he's like, yeah, I suck.

• 1:50:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:08Speaker 03

  Like once, he's being very honest. He, he should get credit for that. But also your quarterbacks, he shouldn't be ass all the time.

• 1:50:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, he, he might, he might be ass.

• 1:50:18Speaker 03

  He might be ass.

• 1:50:18Speaker 00

  He might be ass. And it's not, it's like, hey, when, when, when they try to tell you who they are, listen.

• 1:50:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:50:24Speaker 00

  That's what we should have done with Cam Ward.

• 1:50:25Speaker 03

  Like, he's been trying to warn us.

• 1:50:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:27Speaker 03

  And we should have paid attention as opposed to being like, that's awesome that he keeps saying that.

• 1:50:31Speaker 00

  Oh, that's so cool. He's taking accountability that he's ass. No, no. He's ass.

• 1:50:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, there was, there was one play today where he did the thing where he acts, and he did this in college too, sometimes where he acts extremely, extremely, I guess the best word is nonchalant.

• 1:50:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:45Speaker 03

  During a play. I don't know if he was trying to sell a play action on it. I don't think that he was because he had already kind of taken the ball out from behind his back. And then he acted like a quarterback who was trying to pretend that he didn't have the ball.

• 1:50:57Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:50:57Speaker 03

  But he was clearly just holding the ball in front of him. Can we, Max, can you look that up? The Cam Ward nonchalant?

• 1:51:03Speaker 00

  It was, it was shocking. I don't know. I've never seen a quarterback do that before. There, the, the two things, yeah, he just kind of stood there.

• 1:51:14Speaker 03

  Like he acted like somebody blew the play dead in the middle of the play.

• 1:51:16Speaker 00

  Which probably worked a little bit.

• 1:51:18Speaker 03

  It might have.

• 1:51:19Speaker 00

  He maybe should do that more often, but first half, they were atrocious. They had one first down. Second half, they finally got in the red zone and, uh, he threw, threw a pick that was dropped. Then he missed Carnell Tate, who was wide open in the end zone. Then he threw an incompletion on the fourth down. And then the last sequence, when they actually are like, maybe going to win the game, they're going to steal this game. It's, it's, it's first and goal. That was one of the worst picks you could possibly throw because not only is it first and goal, not only does he have the chance to maybe run, but he threw across his body to, like, there was two defenders right there. I don't know. I, I, I don't,

• 1:52:03Speaker 00

  you don't have to be a film guy to be like, well, we don't know what the, the routes were. We don't know if a receiver did. No, no, that was just an ass pick. He just threw a terrible pick at the end of the game. I don't know if you can pull it up, Max, but like the, the situational football of it was so bad. And then everything else was so bad about it too. So can you, can you pull up the last, this is the first time they went in the red zone, Max?

• 1:52:24Speaker 03

  I saw he had, he had.

• 1:52:26Speaker 00

  Interception. I just wanted to make sure.

• 1:52:28Speaker 03

  He definitely had room to run on it.

• 1:52:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:52:30Speaker 03

  And then they, even as coach, like Sala kind of threw him under the bus after the game. And I don't know that you can even call it throwing under the bus, but he was just like, yeah, he needs to be smarter with the football. We've got two timeouts. It's first and goal on the eight. We're going to score. And yeah, he should have. I think this is, is this player here? Yeah.

• 1:52:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, first and goal on the seven.

• 1:52:48Speaker 03

  So.

• 1:52:48Speaker 00

  He's going across his body and he throws to a covered receiver who has a linebacker right in front of them. Like, he's ass.

• 1:52:57Speaker 03

  I want Cam Ward to be good. I would, I would like it if he was good, but.

• 1:53:00Speaker 00

  I don't care.

• 1:53:01Speaker 03

  Unfortunately, I think he might be ass.

• 1:53:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm, I'm going to say I don't care if he's good or not. Cause I, I think I, you gotta show something. He also, I think he's got, uh, I saw the stat. Let me see if I pulled it. Oh, uh, 55 passes, this, he's completed 55 passes this season. Zero have traveled 20 yards downfield.

• 1:53:20Speaker 03

  That's kind of crazy. And, and.

• 1:53:22Speaker 00

  He's like built to be a backup already.

• 1:53:24Speaker 03

  If you think back to his rookie year, his best plays, the best passes that he threw were really ill-advised passes to throw.

• 1:53:31Speaker 00

  When they're like down in the game.

• 1:53:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, that ended up working out like kind of by luck.

• 1:53:36Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:53:36Speaker 03

  And they're awesome to watch, but they're also very bad choices.

• 1:53:41Speaker 00

  It's, uh.

• 1:53:42Speaker 03

  So I, I guess maybe I, I want, I want the Titans to be good because they, they've been so bad for so long now. I guess ever since, since, uh, they got rid of Rabel.

• 1:53:51Speaker 00

  Well, here's the thing. And this is, this is like a silver lining thing that if he's gonna, if Cam Ward's gonna be this ass, it's not the worst thing that he's just so bad that you know you have to move on.

• 1:54:03Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:54:04Speaker 00

  Because there's many times when you have a quarterback and he's like, they show really promising signs and they take a step back. And like, you're stuck in that middle ground forever and you just don't know what to do. Cam Ward might just be straight up ass.

• 1:54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. I think the two saving graces are one, he, uh, he's so bad that I don't think it's going to be a conversation, like you said.

• 1:54:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:54:26Speaker 03

  And then two, his coaching staff right now, they had nothing to do with selecting him.

• 1:54:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:54:31Speaker 03

  So it would be easier for them to say Cam's ass.

• 1:54:34Speaker 00

  Yeah. And they could have won this game.

• 1:54:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54:36Speaker 00

  They could have won this game. Uh, the only other stat I had from this game, which is a crazy stat, uh, just kind of speaking to how hard this game was played in terms of like tough conditions, because the Giants went into it and they, I mean, they kicked four field goals and won a football game. And they went into it being like, Jameis, don't turn the ball over. We're going to, we're going to hand the ball off to Najee and Cam Scataboo, like over and over. We're going to try to play field position. Cam Scataboo rushed for 60 yards today. 74 of those came after contact.

• 1:55:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:55:08Speaker 00

  Yeah. So that, I don't even, I don't even understand.

• 1:55:13Speaker 03

  It shouldn't be possible.

• 1:55:14Speaker 00

  I don't, it doesn't really make sense to me. I don't really, I can't comprehend it. He just kept on getting hit. You want to say it again, Max?

• 1:55:24Speaker 03

  Does that mean he was getting hit in the backfield?

• 1:55:27Speaker 00

  Yes, constantly. Every time.

• 1:55:32Speaker 03

  A three yard gain, but if you get hit two yards behind the line of scrimmage, that's five yards after contact.

• 1:55:37Speaker 00

  Yeah. And he probably had some negative runs too, where he probably got hit and then kept on running and ran backwards and lost yards.

• 1:55:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. So if you take like a 10 yard loss, you're still probably going to have.

• 1:55:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:55:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. The yard, as long as you didn't get hit and then run backwards and get tackled for 10 yards.

• 1:55:55Speaker 00

  Right. Which I did see, he did have a play where he like, it basically was so clearly he was going to get stuffed that he tried to reverse field and then got tackled for a big loss. He, he, it was hell for, I mean, the Titans defense played good enough to win this game. It's just Cam Ward's ass.

• 1:56:13Speaker 03

  Well, they didn't have a first, they had one first down right before halftime. I think there was like a minute.

• 1:56:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, it was one first down in the first half.

• 1:56:19Speaker 03

  A minute and a half left in the second quarter. They finally got their, their only first down. It would have been the first team since, I believe, I think eight years. Yeah. The first team in eight years, uh, without a first down before halftime, which they barely, barely avoided. Um, do we think the Titans season maybe, maybe peaked last week?

• 1:56:39Speaker 00

  Hmm. When they almost beat the Eagles.

• 1:56:41Speaker 03

  When they almost beat the Eagles.

• 1:56:42Speaker 00

  When they tried to fry the Eagles on the field.

• 1:56:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:56:47Speaker 03

  They're, uh, maybe the Titans were just hot still.

• 1:56:50Speaker 00

  Do the Titans play the Dolphins?

• 1:56:53Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:56:53Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:56:54Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:56:55Speaker 00

  No, they don't. Okay. Let's try to find them a win.

• 1:56:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where they're gonna.

• 1:57:04Speaker 00

  It's tough talking about Titans and it's week three. It's week three. All right, let's go to, let's go to.

• 1:57:09Speaker 03

  You know what? You know who their backup quarterback is?

• 1:57:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's Mitch.

• 1:57:13Speaker 03

  Mitch. Yeah, it might be Mitch time.

• 1:57:14Speaker 00

  It's Mitch. Listen, Mitch could play good enough to make you have a conversation. He's kind of the opposite of Cam Ward. That was alluding to like, that's the type of guy who's like, plays just good enough. You're like, oh, maybe. That one game against Tampa. That game was so good. He was so good in that game. Okay. Afternoon games. We want to talk about real offense. 49ers 36 Cardinals 30. The, the 49ers offense is absolutely humming. 437 yards, 8.7 yards per carry. The trick play on like the fifth play of the game for Mike Evans pitching it back to Debo was awesome. Debo Samuel also now goes in the history books. Most receiving yards without catching a ball in a game 80, which is pretty nuts.

• 1:57:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:58:00Speaker 00

  He didn't catch a ball.

• 1:58:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think it was the third play of the game.

• 1:58:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:58:03Speaker 03

  Eight, 80 yards on the pitch back. I think, was that from Evans?

• 1:58:07Speaker 00

  Zero receptions.

• 1:58:08Speaker 03

  Sweet play. He was one of the fastest ball carriers in the NFL. Still got it. Not fat.

• 1:58:14Speaker 00

  Gave the ball to Jack Black.

• 1:58:15Speaker 03

  Gave the ball to.

• 1:58:16Speaker 00

  Actually, no, that was Mike Evans later.

• 1:58:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mike Evans is the one that always gives it to an adult.

• 1:58:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:58:21Speaker 03

  Jack Black looked, I guess he looked healthy.

• 1:58:23Speaker 00

  He looked a little different than most of the time I've seen Jack Black, but close enough that I convinced it's Jack Black.

• 1:58:29Speaker 03

  He kind of looked like Jack Black mixed with drill. He had that little smirk on his face.

• 1:58:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:58:35Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, the, the 49ers offense is absolutely incredible right now. Kittle, two touchdowns. On Kittle bobblehead day, no less.

• 1:58:43Speaker 00

  Yep. He's, Brock Purdy's playing. There are certain quarterbacks you can see when they like get in the zone, you know? We've seen it from Mahomes. We've seen it from Josh Allen. We've seen it from Matthew Stafford. Brock Purdy feels like that right now where the game has slowed down to him for, for him to a level that like everything is just easy and it's like a video game he's playing out there.

• 1:59:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, that one throw that he made on the sidelines where he like jumped in the air like Michael Jordan style and then whipped it across his body. It looked like, was that Tangis that caught it?

• 1:59:17Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 1:59:19Speaker 03

  They probably should have challenged that.

• 1:59:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:59:21Speaker 03

  Because that would have been one of the best receptions of all time or one of the best passes of all time. From Purdy and the fact that Purdy's doing that right now, like they are feeling themselves.

• 1:59:29Speaker 00

  They.

• 1:59:30Speaker 03

  Everything's working for the offense.

• 1:59:31Speaker 00

  Here's a crazy stat. It's like the opposite of the Titans. Entire offensive philosophy. The 49ers have three wins in the season. They're three and O. They have just four plays that have lost yards.

• 1:59:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:59:48Speaker 00

  Four plays have lost yards excluding Niels, four plays that have lost yards. That's just, that's nuts. Three games, they just don't have negative. They just keep moving the ball in the right direction.

• 2:00:00Speaker 03

  And I, have they given up a sack yet? They might not have given up a sack.

• 2:00:06Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 2:00:07Speaker 03

  That offensive line is playing really well and.

• 2:00:08Speaker 00

  Although Trent Williams did get hurt.

• 2:00:10Speaker 03

  He went out, but, but they.

• 2:00:11Speaker 00

  Well, everyone gets injured for the Niners. Mike Evans went out.

• 2:00:13Speaker 03

  Bosa, Bosa's hurt too. But I don't think they've given up a sack all season, which is obviously incredible through three games.

• 2:00:22Speaker 00

  Here, here's a, a, a, one good thing you can say about the Cardinals. Jeremiah Love does look like the real deal. This was his like coming out party where he was, he was awesome running the football. Uh, he was, he just looks, he looks the part. That's a, that's a, when you see it, you know it. The, the Cardinals might not be a good team this year, but that is a, gonna be a really good pick. And if they can get good when he's still in his prime, that's gonna be awesome.

• 2:00:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. Confirmed zero sack.

• 2:00:49Speaker 00

  Zero sacks.

• 2:00:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're the only team that is not allowed to sack this season.

• 2:00:53Speaker 00

  And that's a lot, lot to do with Purdy too, just playing like I said, like video game, perfect football.

• 2:00:58Speaker 03

  I think it, it probably feeds, they feed each other.

• 2:01:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:01:01Speaker 03

  Purdy's feeling good. He's feeling untouchable.

• 2:01:05Speaker 03

  What was that quote that, that Harbaugh said about like, first you do what you can, then you do the.

• 2:01:10Speaker 00

  First thing you do, uh, first thing you have to do is what's necessary, what's required. After that, then you can do what's possible. Then maybe the impossible becomes possible.

• 2:01:20Speaker 03

  That's the exact evolution of Brock Purdy's career right there. Yes.

• 2:01:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, their 49ers offense is so much fun to watch. I would like to see them, who they have next week. I'd like to see them. They've had a nice couple of weeks where they haven't had.

• 2:01:34Speaker 03

  You got the Broncos.

• 2:01:35Speaker 00

  They got, okay, that's gonna be a good game.

• 2:01:37Speaker 03

  Broncos then at the Seahawks.

• 2:01:38Speaker 00

  That's good. Okay. Now we're gonna get some, some tests for the, for the 49ers. See how good this offense is. Okay, the opposite game.

• 2:01:46Speaker 03

  It's just about can they stay, I don't even want to say, can they stay hu- healthy? Can they?

• 2:01:51Speaker 00

  Healthy enough.

• 2:01:52Speaker 03

  Can they not get as unhealthy as their current trajectory puts them on? Can they slow the bleeding?

• 2:01:59Speaker 00

  Can they not be the unhealthiest?

• 2:02:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. Average. Can you have an averagely unhealthy year?

• 2:02:04Speaker 00

  The, and, and again, the Cardinals, I, I don't know. They're

• 2:02:09Speaker 00

  looking back week one, the Chargers might be one of the worst teams in the NFL. So I'm not saying that the Cardinals, but we did walk away being like, oh my God, the Cardinals might be good. I think the Cardinals are gonna be exactly like a Jacoby Brissette team is where they'll probably have a couple more wins. They should probably start Carson Beck at some point to, to see what they have and their offense has enough dudes, whether it be like Wilson or Trey McBride or Jeremiah Love. Like they have talent, not Marvin Harrison, although he did get a couple of catches today, but they're, they'll do just enough to be in a couple of these games. I don't think they're gonna be, we, we don't have to like spend a lot of time talking about Cardinals.

• 2:02:48Speaker 03

  No, we don't.

• 2:02:50Speaker 00

  Okay, the, so the opposite game Vikings 23 bucks 16. 17 punts in this game. 17 punts. The Vikings won a football game where they did not go into the red zone. They were never played an offensive snap in the red zone. It's actually insane because the Vikings in the last two weeks have had one snap in the red zone and they've won both those games. They're three and O. Brian Flores is a fucking maniac, mastermind, genius. He had Baker Mayfield in absolute hell. Zach, every single play the Bucks ran was the same thing. It was essentially, I likened it to a weird

• 2:03:33Speaker 00

  like snuff video that you watch of a ru- of like an offshoot Russian UFC fight where it's one man trying to fight against seven men to get himself out of a cage. That was Baker Sunday.

• 2:03:46Speaker 03

  It was snap the ball, fight for your life.

• 2:03:48Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:03:48Speaker 03

  The entire game.

• 2:03:49Speaker 00

  Every save, snap the ball, fight for your life, then maybe look downfield and oh, everyone's covered. Brian Flores has me in hell again.

• 2:03:56Speaker 03

  Couple of times you get some time in the pocket. Oh, you got nothing.

• 2:03:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:59Speaker 03

  Absolutely nothing. Defense kind of did their thing for a little bit, but we couldn't convert on any of those.

• 2:04:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, defense play, I mean Kyler Murray wasn't good. I mean, there was a couple of shots to Jordan Addison. Justin Jefferson went out of the game, but they didn't run a play in the, in the red zone.

• 2:04:12Speaker 03

  It was absolute mid off. The, uh, the punt return was at Miles Price.

• 2:04:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:04:17Speaker 03

  That was an electric return, 86 yards. That was the difference. Also, Vita Vay's big ass arm batting down that pass that ended up being an interception. That was a cool play for you guys. He, he's always going to give us a little spark, a little something for momentum, and then we just do nothing with it.

• 2:04:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. The, the worst offensive games of the season so far by success rate. The Bucks today against the Vikings was, is one. And the Vikings today against the Bucks is two.

• 2:04:49Speaker 00

  That tells you what, what type of game this was, but listen, the Vikings, this is their, like, if they can get anything out of Kyler and he, he wasn't great today, but if he can get, you know, shake the rust off and feel good in Kevin O'Connell's offense, this defense is ferocious. They have guys in absolute hell.

• 2:05:07Speaker 03

  This was Kyler's first full game since October of last year.

• 2:05:11Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:05:11Speaker 03

  So, yeah, he's, you would think that he's going to get more comfortable and it seems to be a very quarterback friendly system that he's in. So I would say that yes, the offense should expect to get better. Todd Bowles after the game saying, we're 0 and 3, but we're only a game out of first place.

• 2:05:28Speaker 00

  That is, he's, no, no, he said funny thing.

• 2:05:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, funny thing.

• 2:05:32Speaker 00

  That is funny, Todd.

• 2:05:33Speaker 03

  Funny thing, we're 0 and 3 and we're a game out of first. Nothing's funny about that much coke. No, it's kind of funny actually, like.

• 2:05:39Speaker 00

  So much, it is a little funny to be 0 and 3 and only a game out of first place.

• 2:05:42Speaker 03

  It's one of these weird things where it's not funny, but it's all, when Todd Bowles says it, it's funny that Todd Bowles said it. He's like almost narrating himself.

• 2:05:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's perspective. It is like, say it to me. It's a, funny is not like a laugh aloud. Say, say, say it to me. Say that you're 0 and 3 and only.

• 2:06:00Speaker 03

  We're, we're 0 and 3 and we're only one game back of, uh, first place.

• 2:06:03Speaker 00

  Huh. That's funny.

• 2:06:04Speaker 03

  I, I don't think it's funny when Zach.

• 2:06:06Speaker 00

  But that's, no, but the way I said it, that's exactly, that's how it's, huh, that's funny. So it's, it's, it's not funny to laugh about it. It's, it's, that's funny. To say that's funny.

• 2:06:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:06:19Speaker 00

  Is the extent of the funniest.

• 2:06:20Speaker 03

  It's funny that Todd Bowles thinks it's funny.

• 2:06:22Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:06:23Speaker 03

  Well, if we go like, if we don't use the customary system and we go metric, we are in second.

• 2:06:28Speaker 00

  How so? But no, no, no.

• 2:06:30Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 2:06:31Speaker 00

  What do you mean by streak? No, you aren't. By streak? We always rank.

• 2:06:37Speaker 03

  A one game winning streak.

• 2:06:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. And also you have a three game losing streak. So if we, if we do it by streak, you don't want us to do this by streak, dude.

• 2:06:44Speaker 03

  I wasn't, not streak, but like metric podium.

• 2:06:46Speaker 00

  That is the traditional way to go.

• 2:06:48Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:06:48Speaker 00

  By streak.

• 2:06:49Speaker 03

  I, I don't understand what you're saying about the Olympic. Like metric podium would be if a couple of guys are tied, then we're still in.

• 2:06:57Speaker 00

  Oh, second.

• 2:06:58Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:06:59Speaker 00

  Got it. You are alone in second place.

• 2:07:02Speaker 03

  That's what I was trying to get to.

• 2:07:03Speaker 00

  But it's fourth. But it's, it's three teams T1.

• 2:07:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, customary fourth. That's your second.

• 2:07:09Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 2:07:10Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 2:07:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, if you're going by golf standings, you're in second place.

• 2:07:15Speaker 03

  Then it's closer than a lot of people think then.

• 2:07:17Speaker 00

  That's funny.

• 2:07:21Speaker 03

  I kind of meant it.

• 2:07:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no, that's funny.

• 2:07:26Speaker 03

  How's Baker? That looked, that looked like he was.

• 2:07:28Speaker 00

  Screaming.

• 2:07:29Speaker 03

  A lot of pain at the end of the game.

• 2:07:32Speaker 03

  What's the issue with him? Was that like a fractured thumb? Uh, they're saying, they said dislocated thumb after the game.

• 2:07:37Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:07:38Speaker 03

  He did like kind of, like, I don't know if he hit on a helmet or some pads earlier and he was holding it. And then later in the game, obviously you see him go down screaming on the field. Pro football docs said probably like six weeks, maybe.

• 2:07:48Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 2:07:49Speaker 03

  So, yeah, we're in a bad spot. Yeah, that's not good.

• 2:07:52Speaker 00

  Oh, I didn't know it was that significant.

• 2:07:56Speaker 00

  I just assumed Baker's so strong, like, he just, he was gonna play next week.

• 2:08:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not, I don't think Baker has any plans on it being six weeks. I don't, yeah, he's not on the regular timeline when they diagnose these things. He's kind of like Baker time, which is, I'll just play next week. So, yeah, Baker seems like the kind of guy who would get into a fight with the doctor.

• 2:08:13Speaker 00

  So is Jalen Daniels time?

• 2:08:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, JD five two times.

• 2:08:19Speaker 00

  All right, we'll see. How do you feel about that?

• 2:08:21Speaker 03

  Uh, honestly, he was kind of smooth in preseason. I don't feel the best about it. I'd rather Baker be out on the field QB one, but I think if, if he's got to play, he can maybe make a shake a little bit. He is smooth. I'll give you that. Yeah. We got nowhere to go. We're up, but up. I mean, we're only three, so I'm down to try anything.

• 2:08:35Speaker 00

  So he has a dislocated thumb. It was also in his throwing hand, so that obviously makes it a lot worse. What, what was the diagnosis that you found, Max? You're, you're looking at other injuries.

• 2:08:46Speaker 05

  I was looking at Pro Football Doc.

• 2:08:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you were just staring at other injuries.

• 2:08:50Speaker 05

  I was scrolling through Pro Football Doc.

• 2:08:53Speaker 00

  And?

• 2:08:54Speaker 05

  I'm getting sick of you.

• 2:08:56Speaker 00

  What did I do? You're just scrolling.

• 2:08:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was trying to find it.

• 2:09:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:09:01Speaker 05

  What about Dr. Jesse Morse?

• 2:09:03Speaker 00

  I don't know. He's got a lab coat on. He looks like, he looks like the Glenn Tape Watch version of Doctor.

• 2:09:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 2:09:12Speaker 03

  I'm the football doctor. You can trust me.

• 2:09:15Speaker 00

  All right, so thumb UCLA, UCL, full tear, three to four weeks, surgery, fracture, two to six weeks. Okay. Baker may have a right thumb. It could wind up being pretty problematic with cryosurgery. Okay.

• 2:09:31Speaker 03

  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Baker's going to do whatever he possibly can to not have surgery.

• 2:09:35Speaker 00

  And probably play.

• 2:09:36Speaker 03

  And probably play too fast.

• 2:09:38Speaker 00

  Battle of the bays.

• 2:09:39Speaker 03

  I'm just taking a guess on that one.

• 2:09:42Speaker 00

  That is the most desperate game possible, the Packers versus the Bucks next week.

• 2:09:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gonna be ugly.

• 2:09:49Speaker 00

  This was such an ugly game.

• 2:09:51Speaker 03

  This is tough.

• 2:09:52Speaker 00

  A brutal, brutal game.

• 2:09:53Speaker 03

  Come off the Browns game too.

• 2:09:54Speaker 00

  I know, I know. And the, and the Vikings, I don't know, I like, they'll have to figure out offense because I don't think it's sustainable to just never have plays in the red zone. But their defense will keep them in every single game.

• 2:10:08Speaker 03

  Is, uh, is Jefferson okay?

• 2:10:10Speaker 00

  I don't know. It's gonna take way too long for Max to find it out. So, forget it.

• 2:10:16Speaker 05

  I got lost in another graph.

• 2:10:17Speaker 00

  Oh, so, oh, so it's my fault.

• 2:10:20Speaker 05

  No, this time I got, I got lost. It was graph talk.

• 2:10:22Speaker 00

  So I was right.

• 2:10:23Speaker 05

  This is an interesting graph.

• 2:10:25Speaker 00

  QB has no middle class.

• 2:10:29Speaker 05

  What 50 million a year is buying you?

• 2:10:31Speaker 03

  Okay, so they've got, they got Baker listed as the worst quarterback in terms of like dollar by dollar.

• 2:10:38Speaker 00

  Paid, okay.

• 2:10:39Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't necessarily agree with that.

• 2:10:41Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:10:42Speaker 03

  But I guess, he's played, he's played bad this year, so I guess, you know, a graph is a graph.

• 2:10:47Speaker 05

  Value added per drop back. And then it's how much you get paid per year.

• 2:10:52Speaker 00

  Rogers is cheap and struggling.

• 2:10:54Speaker 03

  So it looks like the best quarterback,

• 2:10:58Speaker 03

  the best quarterback in the NFL right now is Drew Locke.

• 2:11:03Speaker 00

  Where's Drew Locke?

• 2:11:04Speaker 03

  He's top left.

• 2:11:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 2:11:05Speaker 03

  And the bargains and value added.

• 2:11:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, he looks good.

• 2:11:09Speaker 03

  All right.

• 2:11:10Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 2:11:11Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, Zach. It's just too bad that Che, it's,

• 2:11:16Speaker 00

  you know, he should apologize to Rico Bosco.

• 2:11:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, Che could have cursed his team.

• 2:11:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, he definitely cursed his team. The Bucks now, uh, 12 games in a row where they have lost against the spread. That is insane. I, I don't know why I bet on them today, but I did, and that was very stupid of me.

• 2:11:36Speaker 03

  I did it too, and then I did it again, and then I emotional fan bet again, and just, you know.

• 2:11:41Speaker 00

  Brutal, brutal. Uh, all right, PFT, you want to do the last ad before we get to the final three games?

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• 2:13:01Speaker 00

  Okay, we have Raiders, the 3-0 Las Vegas Raiders, 34, and the New Orleans Saints. What was the, oh, sorry, I have the scores wrong. What was the score of that game? I have it wrong. Oh, 35 to 27. The Raiders are 3-0. Clint Kubiak might be a genius. And Kirk Cousins now has three straight games where he's thrown three touchdown passes, and the Raiders are 3-0. It's crazy.

• 2:13:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's not a lot that you can say, like, the Raiders are just good. Kirk Cousins is playing as good as he has in years.

• 2:13:36Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:13:37Speaker 03

  And he's making good throws too. They're not all easy throws. He's not, he's not dinking and dunking all the way.

• 2:13:42Speaker 00

  Brock Bowers being back was huge. Brock Bowers, he reminded everyone very quickly why he's one of the best, if not best, tight ends. 10 for 116 and a touchdown. And it's like, it's not just, the, the fact that you watch a Raiders game with Brock Bowers on the field, you're like, you know they're gonna throw it to Brock Bowers, and they still can't stop Brock Bowers.

• 2:14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:14:04Speaker 00

  You know?

• 2:14:04Speaker 03

  Well, they were getting him in single coverage a lot.

• 2:14:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:14:07Speaker 03

  And if you throw a back shoulder, he's gonna catch it every time.

• 2:14:12Speaker 03

  Really fun offense. They're like kind of, it's weird seeing the Raiders run a creative offense.

• 2:14:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:14:17Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not used to it, and it's kind of shocking. Shuck, on the other hand, and the Saints, they gotta figure out a way to score points in the first half.

• 2:14:24Speaker 00

  They gotta figure out a way to score points the first half. They also had just an all-time just meltdown in the fourth quarter today. Because they were up 27-16 in this game. And then in the fourth quarter alone, they had three fumbles and an interception. It just, they kept on getting the ball back and it kept on falling apart. And it was, it was actually shocking because we're used to, to, to shock and, and the Saints being like, I guess we should have expected it after beating the Ravens, like there would be a little bit of a come down. But you just kind of like, okay, now the, now the Saints are gonna do it. Oh, now the Saints are gonna do it. And they just couldn't do it. They could not do it.

• 2:15:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta, you gotta make those, the field goals of the first half, make them into touchdowns. That would have gone a long way.

• 2:15:09Speaker 00

  The, the Raiders have matched their wins from last year already. So they won three games last year. They've won three games this year. This, the, this fifth round draft pick, they got Ezekiel Mases is awesome. He has three picks and, uh, he's one of like the best defenders so far in the season. He's got 18.2 passer rating against. He leads the, he's tied for the lead in the league in interceptions. Uh, yeah, the Raiders are just, they're kind of fun. I don't know. It's weird. It's weird to watch the Raiders and be like, I'm actually gonna maybe enjoy watching this game.

• 2:15:44Speaker 03

  They're very fun. And, and by the way, that was the, uh, the Raiders had a couple of field goals in the first half. The Saints, they just missed an extra point. So they had two touchdowns, but they were, their drives were like, if they, they would either go length of the field or they would go three and out and very uninspired football. And it's like, there's, that's been their kind of MO for the entire season.

• 2:16:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:16:03Speaker 03

  They need to figure out ways to, to not make the halftime adjustments, but to come out in the first half and put points on the board.

• 2:16:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. Now, I don't want to, I don't want to, uh, pour any cold water on the Raiders. By the way, who, whose lines is anyway? Let's look it up. Hank, Raiders Chiefs. I think it's Chiefs at Raiders. Do you, your phone dead? Your phone's dead. All right, I'll, I'll look it up. You guys, you guys guess.

• 2:16:26Speaker 05

  You want me to look it up?

• 2:16:27Speaker 00

  I got it. No, because we can see.

• 2:16:28Speaker 03

  It's, uh, Chiefs at Raiders?

• 2:16:30Speaker 00

  Chiefs at Raiders. What are you guys guessing?

• 2:16:33Speaker 03

  I got the Chiefs.

• 2:16:34Speaker 04

  Chiefs minus four and a half.

• 2:16:35Speaker 03

  I got the Chiefs minus, I'm gonna say six. Minus six and a half.

• 2:16:40Speaker 00

  Okay, Chiefs at Raiders.

• 2:16:42Speaker 05

  Minus five.

• 2:16:43Speaker 00

  You're saying it's a pick 'em? Minus five and a half?

• 2:16:46Speaker 05

  Ah, so close.

• 2:16:47Speaker 00

  So close. I was gonna say, the, uh, the 3-0 teams in the NFL right now, the total yard margin among them, because this is kind of a way you can be like, all right, are they, are they beating teams like soundly or are they finding a way to have weird plays happen? The Chiefs are, are, are leading it in plus 415 yards. The 49ers are plus 259 yards. So like, those are good teams. Bills are plus 121, good teams. Raiders are minus 15, Vikings are minus 244.

• 2:17:22Speaker 00

  So it might come back to earth, but I'm not saying, I mean, I think the Raiders are, Max Crosby too, is just, he just wrecks games. The fact that he gets to play with the leads now and, and, and it feels like, it feels like he's rejuvenized when he can actually like have an impact on a game and then they win the game. Not have an impact, but still lose by 20 points.

• 2:17:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:17:46Speaker 03

  I'm looking at the standings right now. Obviously, both the Chiefs and the Raiders, three-game win streaks.

• 2:17:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, so they have to be tied.

• 2:17:52Speaker 03

  I think we have to go, um, road wins. Road wins count more.

• 2:17:58Speaker 00

  Talking to the mic, Hank. Get the mic a little closer. Are you cold?

• 2:18:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:18:02Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:18:03Speaker 04

  Oh, am I cold? No.

• 2:18:04Speaker 00

  What are you doing with your sweatshirt?

• 2:18:05Speaker 03

  He's chilling.

• 2:18:06Speaker 04

  I'm like, I was hot. I took my sweatshirt off and then I was covering up my arms.

• 2:18:11Speaker 00

  Are you self-conscious about your arms?

• 2:18:14Speaker 04

  No, I guess, I guess, I guess I got cold, but I didn't feel like putting my sweatshirt to lay back on.

• 2:18:18Speaker 00

  You're looking like a chick right now.

• 2:18:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 2:18:20Speaker 00

  Okay. Chicks are cold.

• 2:18:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:18:26Speaker 04

  Uh, this, I do look like a chick right now. I, I got, I got no defense for that, but I'm just lazy and don't want to put my sweatshirt back on.

• 2:18:32Speaker 03

  You, you look cozy.

• 2:18:34Speaker 00

  It is annoying to put the sweatshirt back on with the headphones.

• 2:18:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:18:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, and the hat. You'd have to do, you'd have to do more than one thing.

• 2:18:40Speaker 04

  Right.

• 2:18:40Speaker 03

  You're very comfortable right now.

• 2:18:42Speaker 05

  Three things.

• 2:18:42Speaker 00

  Three things. Three, three things that would take over five seconds.

• 2:18:48Speaker 03

  Let's count it.

• 2:18:50Speaker 04

  No, I'm not doing it.

• 2:18:50Speaker 00

  I'll time you.

• 2:18:51Speaker 04

  I'm not doing it.

• 2:18:52Speaker 00

  No, I'll time you to put on your sweatshirt.

• 2:18:53Speaker 04

  What if I get hot?

• 2:18:55Speaker 03

  Then you take it off.

• 2:18:55Speaker 00

  Take it back off. What time you taking it off? All right, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

• 2:18:59Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 2:19:00Speaker 00

  Hold on. All right, ready, sw- whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, put it back on.

• 2:19:04Speaker 03

  You're cheating.

• 2:19:04Speaker 00

  Ready, set, go. Okay, he's doing it. He's taking off his hat. Now he's taking off his headphones and he's putting on his.

• 2:19:12Speaker 05

  Oh, he's smoking the mic.

• 2:19:14Speaker 03

  It's a good thing you didn't do this during the show.

• 2:19:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:19:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. And he's.

• 2:19:18Speaker 05

  Oh, he's really struggling to get that arm through.

• 2:19:21Speaker 00

  His arm's stuck. Oh.

• 2:19:22Speaker 05

  Come on, Henry.

• 2:19:24Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 2:19:25Speaker 03

  Put the hat back on too.

• 2:19:26Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 2:19:26Speaker 00

  Okay, okay.

• 2:19:27Speaker 05

  Get back on.

• 2:19:27Speaker 00

  Get that back on and time. 22 seconds.

• 2:19:30Speaker 05

  That's too many. That's too many seconds.

• 2:19:33Speaker 00

  Let us know when you get hot.

• 2:19:34Speaker 05

  It's hot. It's hot.

• 2:19:37Speaker 05

  It's really hot in this booth tonight.

• 2:19:38Speaker 00

  See, I do think we go by road victory.

• 2:19:41Speaker 03

  I think it's gotta be Raiders, then Chiefs, then Broncos, then Chargers.

• 2:19:46Speaker 00

  What an exciting game, though. Chiefs and Raiders, 3-0 team.

• 2:19:50Speaker 03

  Great uniform matchup. I hope they're not doing the stupid rivalry uniform shit.

• 2:19:54Speaker 00

  Oh, that would bum me out.

• 2:19:55Speaker 03

  That would bum me out big time. Can we confirm that it's gonna be normal?

• 2:20:01Speaker 00

  They can't.

• 2:20:01Speaker 03

  Can we just have normal, old school uniforms?

• 2:20:07Speaker 03

  Give me, give me the black Raiders' uniform. Give me the, the white Chiefs' uniform. Give me the normal helmets.

• 2:20:16Speaker 00

  Give them.

• 2:20:17Speaker 05

  I don't think we're gonna know this yet.

• 2:20:18Speaker 00

  Give me all of that. Give me all of that. Uh, Saints gotta figure it out. They, it, it does. I should've seen it coming. After such a big, I should've seen it coming when I said last week, I read Chris Olave's, uh, quote saying, "It feels good to finally beat a good team."

• 2:20:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:20:38Speaker 00

  That was a pretty good sign that maybe they're not fully ready. And their final five offensive drives, fumble, punt, interception, fumble, fumble.

• 2:20:47Speaker 03

  Funny thing, they're in first place.

• 2:20:49Speaker 00

  They are.

• 2:20:51Speaker 03

  Kind of.

• 2:20:51Speaker 00

  Well, no, no, no, they're not. Falcons are.

• 2:20:54Speaker 03

  Funny thing, they're only one game winning streak away from being in first place.

• 2:20:59Speaker 00

  Little, little did we know that Max hitting the button to rank teams based on win streaks would just completely kidnap this episode.

• 2:21:10Speaker 03

  I mean, game of the century maybe next week, Saints versus Falcons.

• 2:21:14Speaker 00

  No, you know what the game of the century is.

• 2:21:17Speaker 03

  No, you're, oh, yeah, I know what I just said.

• 2:21:19Speaker 00

  I know.

• 2:21:20Speaker 03

  Saints versus Falcons.

• 2:21:21Speaker 00

  I, I know.

• 2:21:22Speaker 03

  For a commanding lead.

• 2:21:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:21:24Speaker 03

  In, in that division.

• 2:21:25Speaker 00

  Well, they're also doing the 20th anniversary in the dome of, uh, Steve Gleason, which will be cool.

• 2:21:29Speaker 03

  That'll be great. Yeah.

• 2:21:30Speaker 00

  Very cool. But you know what the game of the century is.

• 2:21:34Speaker 03

  It's a Thursday night game.

• 2:21:35Speaker 00

  It's a Thursday night game. We all know. We might have multiple game of centuries this week.

• 2:21:40Speaker 05

  As of now, the game of the century is Thursday night.

• 2:21:43Speaker 03

  This might be the season of the century.

• 2:21:44Speaker 05

  I think the Browns are the only ones are gonna have.

• 2:21:46Speaker 03

  We've had some great games. This weekend had so many great games.

• 2:21:49Speaker 00

  What happens if you lose a game of the century?

• 2:21:52Speaker 03

  Then you're banished.

• 2:21:53Speaker 05

  Then it's over. The century's dead.

• 2:21:55Speaker 00

  You gotta, you gotta.

• 2:21:56Speaker 03

  Go to the next one. You gotta restart your century.

• 2:21:58Speaker 04

  I think it was 12 or 14 games were decided by one score or less.

• 2:22:02Speaker 00

  Uh, this week?

• 2:22:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:22:04Speaker 03

  Oh, love that.

• 2:22:04Speaker 00

  Love that.

• 2:22:05Speaker 03

  One score or less?

• 2:22:07Speaker 04

  Uh, they had Sunday Night Football, like the post-game show on and the stat popped up.

• 2:22:11Speaker 00

  Makes sense.

• 2:22:12Speaker 04

  So that could not be exactly the stat, but.

• 2:22:14Speaker 00

  One of the closest games, uh, the Ravens 34, Cowboys 31. Too much time for Lamar Jackson. Seven seconds.

• 2:22:23Speaker 03

  What, what terrible clock management by the Cowboys.

• 2:22:25Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 2:22:26Speaker 03

  Like, just really stupid stuff. I put a curse on him last week. The curse is working extremely well.

• 2:22:33Speaker 00

  It was.

• 2:22:33Speaker 03

  Very happy with it. Really dumb shit. First of all, terrible call by the referees on that pass interference.

• 2:22:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:22:40Speaker 03

  That they called against C.D. Lamb at, towards the end of regulation. That was, that was some terrible refereeing. But then Dak Prescott just, I, I don't know what the logic was uh, in terms of, uh, it was third down and they stopped the clock with 14 seconds left.

• 2:22:57Speaker 00

  That's on Schottenheimer.

• 2:22:58Speaker 03

  It's on Schottenheimer.

• 2:22:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:22:59Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't understand what they're doing. And then, well, we can back up a little bit because the game's not all about what happened last, like, 15 seconds.

• 2:23:07Speaker 00

  It kinda is.

• 2:23:07Speaker 03

  It kind of is, though.

• 2:23:08Speaker 00

  It's actually what happened in the last 10 seconds. First time ever the two teams, uh, kicked a field goal with 10 seconds left in the fourth quarter.

• 2:23:15Speaker 03

  Yes, never happened. The game has never ended that way, which tells you a lot about the team that lost mentality going into the end of that game. Um, Derrick Henry kinda sucked on short yardage situations today.

• 2:23:25Speaker 00

  Which we've talked about.

• 2:23:26Speaker 03

  Which we've talked about. Shout out Billy. Billy's never wrong just early. Um, Caleb Downs is a fucking beast.

• 2:23:33Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:23:34Speaker 03

  I love watching him play football. I'm so bummed out that he's a Cowboy, but I, I love watching that dude play. And, um, yeah, he, he was getting, he was giving it right back to Derrick Henry. You need to get him out. He's, he has to have a running start. He's gotta have some momentum going and then he's unstoppable. But if, if you hit him, if you get to him in the backfield, then he's actually not, he's not elusive enough and he's so big that there's a lot to grab on to.

• 2:23:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. So the, the game is, I, I, like, it was a fun game. Rio, good job. Uh, the turf didn't really fuck things up. I mean, there's a couple slips, but overall held up. Uh, and, and we had points and we had offensive explosion. The Cowboys are just an absolute, like, the Ravens' defense struggled with the Cowboys. Cowboys' defense struggled with the Ravens' offense. But the Cowboys are so, they could've lost the game, obviously, in overtime. But to lose this game in regulation, when you are at, what was it? It was third and goal

• 2:24:32Speaker 00

  with four, with a, with a clock running and a timeout in your pocket and you, you stop the clock with 14 seconds left, run another play, don't take any time off the clock, kick a field goal, and then kick a touchback. It's, how do you lose that game? And we, we literally were in the cave and we said, let's go start recording. And by the time we got to the studio, they were kicking a field goal. The Ravens were kicking a field goal.

• 2:25:00Speaker 03

  I had no idea. That defense.

• 2:25:01Speaker 00

  It's insane how much they fucked that up.

• 2:25:04Speaker 03

  The defense they came out with. And, and say what you want about, like, the clock management at the end, uh, when they had the ball on offense. And by the way, Dak probably could've thrown a touchdown pass to George Pickens. In the end, I think that was Georgie that was open in the end zone where he just decided he was gonna throw it out, or, or, or, uh, clock it pretty much. Um, and then the defense they came out in, for that last drive of the game that the Ravens had and just wide open, middle of the field. I don't know what they were possibly thinking. That's, that is the one throw that you can't allow there.

• 2:25:32Speaker 00

  The Cow, yes. The Cowboys made like four mistakes back to back to back that if they just don't make any of them, they could maybe play in overtime, but they made all four.

• 2:25:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:25:44Speaker 00

  They made all four mistakes and it was so mind-numbingly stupid to take their third timeout with, you, you're on the seven yard line. A play, like, you have plays in your playbook that are basically like the no sack, you know, one read, throw it out of bounds if he's not there, plays that burn three seconds. Get the fucking clock to, to eight seconds and run a play and then kick your field goal. And then if you screw it up and you're like, whoops, we probably left too much time, don't kick the ball out of the end zone.

• 2:26:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:26:19Speaker 00

  It's crazy. Absolutely crazy. I don't know how the Cowboys lost this game in regulation. They deserved to lose because it was so idiotic.

• 2:26:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was great.

• 2:26:27Speaker 00

  It was so idiotic.

• 2:26:28Speaker 03

  It was awesome.

• 2:26:29Speaker 00

  And I, I mean, the Cowboys' offense is still, like, I still believe in the Cowboys' offense, but their defense, again, when they need stops, is not, you know, they, they get run on. They get, they just can't, it's, it's kinda like the Giants game, you know, like, when it was just like, you can just play keep away from the Cowboys when you want to.

• 2:26:47Speaker 03

  And that's gonna be a long, long flight home for them, too. A game that you should've won.

• 2:26:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:26:52Speaker 03

  Coming back from Brazil.

• 2:26:53Speaker 00

  Well, shorter, shorter flight than, uh, the flight to, or no.

• 2:26:57Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 2:26:58Speaker 00

  Longer.

• 2:26:58Speaker 03

  Baltimore is a short, a shorter flight.

• 2:27:00Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:27:01Speaker 03

  To Brazil than, uh, than Dallas.

• 2:27:03Speaker 00

  Yes, yes. That, yeah, how far is the flight? I think it's like 10 hours to Dallas, nine and a half to Baltimore.

• 2:27:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:27:12Speaker 00

  It's a tough one. Shouldn't have lost that game in regulation.

• 2:27:15Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 2:27:16Speaker 00

  I would much rather just lose that game in overtime and be like, well, we did everything we could.

• 2:27:20Speaker 03

  I'd rather get my ass kicked. I'd rather, I would rather lose by 10.

• 2:27:23Speaker 00

  Seven seconds.

• 2:27:24Speaker 03

  Than to have.

• 2:27:25Speaker 00

  Seven seconds and you go into field goal range.

• 2:27:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:27:28Speaker 00

  And what a kick, by the way, doing the Ronaldo.

• 2:27:32Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:27:32Speaker 00

  Which I don't know if that plays in Brazil.

• 2:27:34Speaker 04

  Oh, they had like 80,000 people going, "Sue."

• 2:27:38Speaker 00

  Sue.

• 2:27:39Speaker 03

  Oh, they were all saying that?

• 2:27:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:27:41Speaker 03

  Zach, do it.

• 2:27:42Speaker 00

  Sue.

• 2:27:43Speaker 03

  Ronaldo will never score from that far away.

• 2:27:46Speaker 05

  He said, you saw that? He says he's coming back?

• 2:27:48Speaker 00

  To what?

• 2:27:49Speaker 05

  Maybe international play.

• 2:27:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:27:53Speaker 04

  Momsy.

• 2:27:55Speaker 03

  Some guys retired, you know?

• 2:27:56Speaker 00

  All right, he did the suit. Let me see. He did the, okay.

• 2:27:59Speaker 03

  Of cour- of course, the kicker would have that celebration ready to go.

• 2:28:01Speaker 00

  Also, I feel like that celebration is like prime terrier ACL.

• 2:28:06Speaker 03

  Yes. That you can see.

• 2:28:07Speaker 00

  Like Lamar Houston. Yeah.

• 2:28:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:28:11Speaker 00

  You guys gotta be happy the Cowboys lost?

• 2:28:13Speaker 03

  Very, extremely happy. I done the curse. There is a, there's a curse on the Cowboys.

• 2:28:18Speaker 00

  Max, you'd be very happy.

• 2:28:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was, I was very happy that they lost that game.

• 2:28:22Speaker 00

  What a game.

• 2:28:23Speaker 05

  And then next week.

• 2:28:24Speaker 00

  Cowboys Texans.

• 2:28:26Speaker 03

  I don't think the field was as bad as we were, we were led to believe that it would be.

• 2:28:30Speaker 00

  No, I, I agree.

• 2:28:31Speaker 03

  They brought out that weird stitching machine to like sew artificial fabric into the field.

• 2:28:35Speaker 00

  There was like one time when C D Lamb slipped, I was like, that was definitely the field.

• 2:28:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:28:39Speaker 00

  But other than that, uh, you guys want to do who's line is anyway for Cowboys Texans? We have so many good games next week that are at noon.

• 2:28:48Speaker 03

  Were they playing?

• 2:28:48Speaker 05

  Primetime games stink.

• 2:28:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, the Panthers are playing in the pri- in Sunday Night Football.

• 2:28:53Speaker 03

  Ew.

• 2:28:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:28:55Speaker 03

  Well, yeah.

• 2:28:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, it's, it's kinda weird. They're playing in Houston.

• 2:29:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:29:00Speaker 00

  Whose line is anyway?

• 2:29:02Speaker 05

  I think it might be a pick. Houston minus two.

• 2:29:04Speaker 04

  Houston minus one and a half.

• 2:29:07Speaker 00

  Okay. Wha- what's your guess?

• 2:29:10Speaker 05

  I like one and a half. I'll say two.

• 2:29:12Speaker 00

  Okay. Max, you got it. Minus two and a half. Okay. Houston minus two and a half.

• 2:29:17Speaker 05

  What's going on with her?

• 2:29:18Speaker 03

  I like, I like Houston. No.

• 2:29:22Speaker 00

  I.

• 2:29:22Speaker 03

  I like Dallas.

• 2:29:24Speaker 00

  I was gonna say.

• 2:29:24Speaker 03

  I like Dallas.

• 2:29:25Speaker 00

  How can?

• 2:29:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:29:27Speaker 00

  How can Houston score?

• 2:29:29Speaker 04

  It's must win for Houston.

• 2:29:30Speaker 00

  It is, but how are they gonna score? We gotta start doing all, we should, we should honestly do like a quick at the, we're not gonna do it tonight because we're going long. But next week, let's just do a quick five minutes down the whole board. Make like come to consensus picks. I guarantee you, if we then faded ourselves, we would be awesome. Cause your gut reaction on Sunday night is usually so wrong.

• 2:29:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:29:55Speaker 00

  Cause you have everything that just happened. So whatever you think, you're just like, yeah, that, that, that's easy money.

• 2:30:01Speaker 03

  I guess it's strength against strength where the Cowboys offense against the Texans defense.

• 2:30:06Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:30:08Speaker 03

  Kinda neutralize each other, right? Maybe the, the defense neutralized the offense a little bit.

• 2:30:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Like Jaguars are plus two and a half against the Bengals at, in Cincinnati.

• 2:30:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, that doesn't make a lot of sense either.

• 2:30:19Speaker 00

  Suckers. Easy Jaguars. That's what I'm saying though, Hank. Then we listen back and we say, yeah, take the Bengals. Our, our stupid self in the moment could help us. Just something to think about. Uh, Roback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code, take 20% off your first purchase. Q Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, roback.com promo code take. I'll ask this to you, P F T. Are the Rams in trouble?

• 2:30:48Speaker 03

  I think, I think they might be.

• 2:30:51Speaker 00

  The Rams lost.

• 2:30:52Speaker 03

  I think they might be just because that, the, the division that they're in is so good.

• 2:30:57Speaker 00

  They lost 30 to 26, uh, to the Broncos, Sunday Night Football, which was a snoozer of a first half. Bo Nix looked bad. The Broncos offense looked bad. And then an awesome second half that had just big play after big play. You had a pick six from Matthew Stafford, which you heard during, uh, Boomers. Then you had a big, long touchdown for the Rams. Then you had the Broncos come back, some questionable calls, maybe.

• 2:31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:31:22Speaker 00

  They score, they take the lead and the Rams almost have a chance to win it on the 20 yard line at the end. It was like, it was crazy to watch. And, and very, very entertaining. There was 40 points in the second half alone. And I, I don't, I think the, I think the Broncos are just, I think they might be a team that when you watch them, just wait till they like, seem to bottom out live, you know, like they're just always, they always look helpless and then Bo Nix, something will happen and he'll just be like, okay, I'm gonna start playing football now.

• 2:31:51Speaker 03

  The Broncos are a team, kinda like the Saints, that they have to panic a little bit before they get good.

• 2:31:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:31:56Speaker 03

  They don't, they need that to motivate them to a certain point. It's not that I don't think that the Rams are good. I think the Rams are a very good football team, but I just think that if they're gonna do big things this year, it's gonna be very helpful to them to have some sort of home field advantage in the playoffs. And every game like this that they, that they lose, that they look back on and say, we should have won that game, that those are gonna add up.

• 2:32:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:32:17Speaker 03

  At some point, and, um, that's gonna make it tough for them to, to go super far.

• 2:32:22Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:32:22Speaker 03

  Cause this is one, you look back at it and there, there were so many different ways that they could have put this one away. But like we talked about with Stafford, he's led the league in, uh, in turnover luck, in interception luck for the last two seasons.

• 2:32:35Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:32:35Speaker 03

  At like almost a historical pace where a lot of his passes that should have been picked off have not been picked off. And that pick six was just one time that it catches up to you.

• 2:32:43Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:32:44Speaker 03

  And I believe that put him past Brett Favre, first all time in pick sixes.

• 2:32:49Speaker 00

  Where's Matt Schaub?

• 2:32:51Speaker 03

  Uh, I think, I don't think Matt Schaub played long enough.

• 2:32:53Speaker 00

  He just had those three games in a row.

• 2:32:55Speaker 03

  He was like the Gale Sayers of, uh.

• 2:32:57Speaker 00

  Cheryl Davis?

• 2:32:58Speaker 03

  Of pick sixes.

• 2:32:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:32:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:32:59Speaker 00

  His peak was better than anyone else's.

• 2:33:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, he burned, you know, the stars that burn brightest fade out the fastest.

• 2:33:04Speaker 00

  I, I, uh, I'd like to look at the pick six, pick six all time football QB. I'm so bad at Googling, but it, AI is getting pretty good. They get it.

• 2:33:16Speaker 03

  Not with sports. They fuck up sports all the time.

• 2:33:19Speaker 00

  Oh no, yeah, this is really bad. Here's a consensus pick for six of the greatest all time quarterbacks.

• 2:33:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:33:25Speaker 00

  Most.

• 2:33:26Speaker 04

  Who's one?

• 2:33:27Speaker 00

  Uh, Dan Marino.

• 2:33:32Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:33:33Speaker 04

  It's a dumb pick.

• 2:33:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was, it was, it was, okay. Matthew Stafford, 33, Brett Favre, 32. Dan Marino, 29. Joe Namath, 28. Peyton Manning, 27. Tied with Drew Brees with 27.

• 2:33:47Speaker 03

  Kinda crazy that Joe Namath threw so many pick sixes.

• 2:33:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, you, they didn't even throwback.

• 2:33:52Speaker 03

  Right.

• 2:33:53Speaker 00

  He had more inters- no, did he have more interceptions than touchdowns?

• 2:33:56Speaker 03

  He might have.

• 2:33:57Speaker 00

  I think it was that. That was the crazy stat.

• 2:33:59Speaker 03

  Is that stat correct?

• 2:34:01Speaker 00

  Is that stat correct?

• 2:34:03Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 2:34:03Speaker 03

  Well, he had that one, he had that one incompletion to Rico's dad.

• 2:34:07Speaker 00

  That's true. Uh, Matt Schaub finished his career with 14 regular season pick sixes, but he also has the record for most consecutive games with the pick six in four straight games.

• 2:34:20Speaker 03

  Really, it felt like it was nine.

• 2:34:22Speaker 00

  It really did. And it was like an event every time he did it.

• 2:34:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:34:26Speaker 00

  It was like, holy shit, he done it again. The guy has done it again. Joe Namath, I'm looking it up right now because we're doing stupid deep dives. Unless anyone has anything else to say. I, I think Broncos are good, like, are a very good team if Bo Nix can play consistently. Uh, throughout four quarters, it might be a little easier, but that, they beat a really good team.

• 2:34:46Speaker 03

  But I also think that's kinda what makes Bo Nix special is like.

• 2:34:49Speaker 00

  I agree.

• 2:34:49Speaker 03

  He, he sucks ass sometimes. And then that, it's almost like the more he sucks, he's like, don't worry, I'm just powering up.

• 2:34:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, I was, we weren't even close. The close one is that Joe Namath was, uh, has one more loss than win.

• 2:35:05Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:35:07Speaker 00

  He had 47 more interceptions than touchdowns.

• 2:35:15Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 2:35:17Speaker 00

  It's insane. He had 173 touchdowns and 220 interceptions.

• 2:35:23Speaker 03

  That's kinda remarkable that he was allowed to play quarterback for that long.

• 2:35:26Speaker 00

  Right?

• 2:35:26Speaker 03

  How, how many interceptions that he threw?

• 2:35:29Speaker 00

  It's crazy looking at these, like,

• 2:35:34Speaker 00

  in 1972, he led the league in touchdown passes with 19.

• 2:35:38Speaker 03

  Fuck, yeah.

• 2:35:39Speaker 00

  But he also had 21 interceptions.

• 2:35:40Speaker 03

  That's when men played football.

• 2:35:42Speaker 00

  That's nuts. Yeah, they run the fucking ball.

• 2:35:46Speaker 03

  Just slinging it.

• 2:35:47Speaker 00

  His last season, he started, or second last season, he started eight games. He threw four touchdowns and 16 interceptions.

• 2:35:54Speaker 03

  Nice, nice.

• 2:35:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, I mean, things aren't so bad for Drake May right now, Hank.

• 2:36:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, there you go. Joe Namath's a Hall of Famer.

• 2:36:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it could be a lot worse.

• 2:36:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um, I, I do think both these teams are gonna be good, but you're right. The Rams, it's not that they're bad.

• 2:36:09Speaker 03

  They're one of the best teams in, in the NFL.

• 2:36:11Speaker 00

  They have a tough couple game. They gotta win the, they have Eagles and Bills coming up. And their division is just really tough because the Seahawks and the 49ers are gonna win a lot of games. It's hard to win in this league, man.

• 2:36:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:36:26Speaker 00

  It's hard to win in this league. All right, before we do who's back of the week, Max, do you want to do predictions for tomorrow night?

• 2:36:33Speaker 04

  Tonight?

• 2:36:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, tonight.

• 2:36:37Speaker 05

  Slop.

• 2:36:38Speaker 00

  Slop. I agree with slop. I can agree with slop. I'm gonna say, um,

• 2:36:45Speaker 00

  I'm gonna say Bears.

• 2:36:49Speaker 00

  Twenty Eagles.

• 2:36:54Speaker 00

  Nineteen. I don't know how we got there.

• 2:36:58Speaker 00

  I have to pick the Bears and I also I.

• 2:37:02Speaker 00

  Case Keenum is not gonna be good. I don't think he is.

• 2:37:05Speaker 04

  I think he is.

• 2:37:07Speaker 00

  Based on what?

• 2:37:08Speaker 04

  Ben Johnson.

• 2:37:09Speaker 00

  But, okay.

• 2:37:10Speaker 03

  Ben Johnson, he's, he's only worked with good quarterbacks.

• 2:37:14Speaker 00

  But also Ben Johnson wants to take shot plays. Case Keenum hasn't thrown a regular season pass since 2023.

• 2:37:22Speaker 04

  They signed him for a reason.

• 2:37:23Speaker 00

  Because he's like, he's like, he's probably one of the best third strikers. He's also like, I think neighbors with Caleb and like a big time mentor to Caleb.

• 2:37:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:37:32Speaker 04

  So perfect.

• 2:37:33Speaker 00

  But no, but that's not, being a mentor to Caleb is not throwing a football in an NFL game.

• 2:37:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he knows what Caleb thinks. He knows what, what Ben Johnson thinks. Like, I think, I think it's gonna be, Bears are gonna shock the world tonight.

• 2:37:44Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:37:45Speaker 03

  Shock the world. I do think it'll, it'll be interesting to see if what Ben Johnson's offense looks like when he limits what he's able to do. Like, obviously Caleb Williams is a physical freak at the quarterback position. What?

• 2:38:00Speaker 00

  He's gonna say.

• 2:38:00Speaker 05

  The way the Bears win this game is they run the football.

• 2:38:02Speaker 00

  Yes, yes, which, yes.

• 2:38:04Speaker 05

  That's how the Bears win this game.

• 2:38:06Speaker 00

  But.

• 2:38:07Speaker 03

  They're gonna have to pass.

• 2:38:08Speaker 00

  It's also really hard. It's a lot harder to run the football when you don't have a threat of throwing the football.

• 2:38:13Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 2:38:13Speaker 00

  That's gonna be the, the, the hard part.

• 2:38:15Speaker 03

  He's gonna have to make some throws.

• 2:38:16Speaker 00

  Is Saquon playing?

• 2:38:18Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 2:38:18Speaker 00

  Okay. That's a problem.

• 2:38:21Speaker 03

  Is he a hundred percent?

• 2:38:23Speaker 05

  Seems to be.

• 2:38:24Speaker 00

  Who is?

• 2:38:25Speaker 05

  Devante Smith also.

• 2:38:26Speaker 00

  I am not.

• 2:38:27Speaker 03

  Best shape of my life.

• 2:38:27Speaker 00

  I'm not a hundred percent.

• 2:38:30Speaker 05

  Also possibly Zach Ertz.

• 2:38:31Speaker 00

  Bears are gonna have to run the football a lot and maybe we're gonna need to get

• 2:38:38Speaker 00

  the tight ends involved. They're gonna have to have a big game. I don't know.

• 2:38:41Speaker 03

  It's gonna be nice outside, too.

• 2:38:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:38:43Speaker 03

  Not really bear weather.

• 2:38:44Speaker 00

  I don't know the, the, the path to victory, but listen, Case Keenum has done the miraculous before.

• 2:38:49Speaker 05

  Case Keenum revenge game.

• 2:38:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. Big time revenge game.

• 2:38:52Speaker 05

  Big time revenge.

• 2:38:53Speaker 00

  From like nine years ago.

• 2:38:55Speaker 03

  I got one key to the game, big cat.

• 2:38:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:38:57Speaker 03

  You have to make Jalen Hurts play quarterback.

• 2:38:59Speaker 00

  Mm hmm. Nope. I'm not gonna say that.

• 2:39:01Speaker 03

  You gotta make him be a quarterback.

• 2:39:03Speaker 05

  You, you already said, you already said.

• 2:39:04Speaker 00

  I said, uh huh.

• 2:39:05Speaker 05

  You said, uh huh.

• 2:39:05Speaker 00

  I was just, I was on autopilot. I'm not gonna say that.

• 2:39:08Speaker 05

  Yep. You already did. Too late.

• 2:39:09Speaker 00

  I actually think we gotta make Jalen Hurts be a running back.

• 2:39:12Speaker 03

  That's how you beat him?

• 2:39:13Speaker 00

  I don't want him to beat us. Yeah. He beats people with his arms.

• 2:39:17Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 2:39:17Speaker 00

  We gotta make him beat us with his legs.

• 2:39:19Speaker 03

  I do think that when people say, we gotta make him play quarterback, he like, he like double, double thinks himself.

• 2:39:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:39:25Speaker 03

  He's like, well, should I, should I listen to what they're saying? Should I, should I prove them wrong?

• 2:39:29Speaker 00

  Yeah. Our defense is so bad. Listen, I'm in, I'm in tread water mode. Strictly tread water mode. Find a way to go 500 while Caleb Williams is out. If he's out for three to four weeks, which it's a grade two and I, Shefter is reporting, Shefter's reporting and Pelisaro, we're all over the place. Everyone just has to, everyone just needs to chill the fuck out and just let, let them report it instead of just trying to be first every time.

• 2:39:56Speaker 03

  You see what, uh, Ian Rapport tweeted out?

• 2:39:58Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:39:59Speaker 03

  This part was kinda wild where he was like, this actually kind of explains why Caleb was in so much pain because of the, the muscle tears from a previous hamstring injury and the scar tissue. When that re tears, it hurts way more. And then everybody was like, he, he hurt his other hamstring.

• 2:40:16Speaker 00

  In college?

• 2:40:17Speaker 03

  In college. Yeah.

• 2:40:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. I'm, I'm tired. I, I just want him to get healthy and get back and tread water while he's out. That's it. Find a way to win like a couple of games in the next few so that when he comes back, we could maybe be a 500 team and then let's, and let's pick up where we left off, not counting the Vikings game.

• 2:40:37Speaker 03

  This would be a big one.

• 2:40:38Speaker 00

  Let's just pretend we're picking up from week one.

• 2:40:40Speaker 03

  Your defense might, I don't know, the offensive line of the Eagles don't, they don't look good.

• 2:40:44Speaker 00

  We don't have a pass rush.

• 2:40:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that's, this is the best team to play for.

• 2:40:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, but we also don't have a secondary, really.

• 2:40:50Speaker 03

  Okay. Just make him be a quarterback.

• 2:40:52Speaker 00

  We got it. So a couple, some slow linebackers.

• 2:40:56Speaker 03

  Here's what you gotta do. You have to limit the explosive plays from Saquon and then make Jalen Hurts be a quarterback. That's the key to beating the Eagles.

• 2:41:04Speaker 00

  I'm not gonna agree to the second part.

• 2:41:05Speaker 03

  Don't let, don't let Saquon Barkley be really good at playing running back.

• 2:41:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right. We're gonna stream it though. So tune in. We'll stream it. Uh, we're gonna have Mook and, and Connor Griffin will be there, maybe Kate as well, and then Eddie, Chief, White Sox, Dave, the boys. So we're gonna stream the game. Excited to go. Excited for, for the opportunity to compete. That's really what it comes down to, right, boys?

• 2:41:28Speaker 03

  We're blessed.

• 2:41:29Speaker 00

  You get, you get an opportunity to compete, you take that opportunity and you compete.

• 2:41:33Speaker 03

  It's the best time of year.

• 2:41:34Speaker 00

  It's what you gotta do. All right. Uh, who's back of the week? Who's back of the week brought to you by Twisted Tea. Football season is finally here and we've never been more ready for game day. We're bringing Twisted Tea along for the ride all season long. Twisted Tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol. The Twisted Tea Party Pack has a little something for everyone with original half and half raspberry and peach. Whether you're tailgating at the stadium, crushing teas in your man cave or grilling out with friends, Twisted Tea is there to turn your day up a notch and make a good time a great time. We love Twisted Tea, the half and half, the original. It is the absolute best. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep it twisted with Twisted Tea. Hank.

• 2:42:14Speaker 04

  My who's back of the week is USA.

• 2:42:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:42:17Speaker 03

  USA.

• 2:42:17Speaker 00

  USA.

• 2:42:18Speaker 03

  USA.

• 2:42:20Speaker 00

  USA.

• 2:42:21Speaker 04

  President's Cup this weekend in Chicago at Medina. We obviously had Scotty and, and Goddard up on last week.

• 2:42:27Speaker 00

  You talking about good guys, Scotty? And beasts, Goddard up?

• 2:42:31Speaker 04

  Captain Amer- they're calling, they're calling Goddard up Captain America.

• 2:42:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was, he had triple, he had triple beers.

• 2:42:38Speaker 04

  He was, yeah, he was triple fisting. He was, he was getting after it. Uh.

• 2:42:42Speaker 00

  A good guy, Scotty, too.

• 2:42:44Speaker 04

  Great guy, Scotty.

• 2:42:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:42:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, he, his partner with they.

• 2:42:49Speaker 04

  Scotty just got sent out. Like they put their worst player up against Scotty to basically just throw it to like not.

• 2:42:55Speaker 00

  Right. To give up the point.

• 2:42:56Speaker 04

  Give them a chance, give up a point. So Scotty already was gonna win that, but the guy he was playing, someone yelled in his backswing. He like duffed the shot a little bit and then Scotty conceded a 35 foot putt to him to like make it, make it even. And was yelling at the guy in the crowd.

• 2:43:12Speaker 00

  Nice. Good guy, Scott.

• 2:43:12Speaker 04

  I was there on Saturday and I was thinking to myself how it doesn't happen more often at golf events that people yell at and backswings just because of like the routing where you can be on the fairway of the 10th hole and then, and then you're not paying attention to what's going on behind you.

• 2:43:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:43:29Speaker 04

  But what's going on behind you might be someone teeing off.

• 2:43:33Speaker 04

  So that I wasn't super shocked to see that, but it is, it is kinda crazy. It doesn't happen like more often where, like I don't think people are being like an asshole. Hey. But I think.

• 2:43:42Speaker 00

  That guy specifically felt like he was.

• 2:43:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:43:44Speaker 03

  Well, how about the guy that, that drop kicked the ball onto the green?

• 2:43:47Speaker 04

  That was awesome.

• 2:43:48Speaker 03

  That was, I'm shocked that doesn't happen.

• 2:43:50Speaker 00

  Wait, what was the ruling?

• 2:43:51Speaker 04

  Out of bounds.

• 2:43:52Speaker 00

  Ah, would've been cool if it played.

• 2:43:54Speaker 04

  It should, they should've, should've played.

• 2:43:56Speaker 03

  I think they should've let that stand.

• 2:43:57Speaker 00

  Cause he didn't kick it, he didn't kick it as it like sat at rest. The ball never stopped moving.

• 2:44:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. The ball accidentally struck his foot as he was punting it.

• 2:44:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:44:07Speaker 04

  So we gotta, I think, I think as journalists, you guys gotta get to the bottom of why America's is terrible at, uh, at team golf.

• 2:44:15Speaker 03

  We're not, we won.

• 2:44:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, we won.

• 2:44:17Speaker 03

  Again.

• 2:44:17Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:44:18Speaker 03

  We actually never lose this. I never apologize for winning.

• 2:44:20Speaker 04

  The singles part, we, we won. We were down going into singles. We were horrible in the alternate shot format.

• 2:44:26Speaker 00

  Bad.

• 2:44:26Speaker 04

  We were horrible in the alternate format shot. Last time with the President's Cup, really bad in the Ryder Cup last year. Like we win the singles every time.

• 2:44:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:44:36Speaker 04

  Terrible at alternate shot. Terrible.

• 2:44:37Speaker 00

  What if, what if, what if it's maybe not an American problem? It's just alternate shot kinda sucks.

• 2:44:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:44:44Speaker 00

  Like as a format, it kinda sucks.

• 2:44:46Speaker 04

  Agreed.

• 2:44:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:44:47Speaker 04

  But.

• 2:44:47Speaker 00

  So that's not our fault.

• 2:44:48Speaker 04

  If you gotta play it, you're, and you're, and you're, the people you're playing have to play it.

• 2:44:52Speaker 00

  Let's just get it. Let's stop playing it. Scramble.

• 2:44:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:44:55Speaker 00

  Scramble.

• 2:44:56Speaker 03

  Scramble would rock in these events.

• 2:44:57Speaker 00

  Mm hmm. Why?

• 2:45:00Speaker 04

  For viewing?

• 2:45:02Speaker 00

  No, it wouldn't for viewing.

• 2:45:03Speaker 04

  It would literally just be birdies.

• 2:45:05Speaker 00

  Birdies.

• 2:45:05Speaker 04

  Like, oh no. It would just be a putting. You'd just show up to a putting contest.

• 2:45:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. That would be the hard part. You're thinking about our scrambles. Our scrambles are fun, but their scrambles, they would never, it would just be a mini putt contest.

• 2:45:19Speaker 04

  And like mini.

• 2:45:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:45:22Speaker 03

  I think it'd be fun.

• 2:45:23Speaker 04

  Why?

• 2:45:24Speaker 03

  Just try it one time. See how low they can go.

• 2:45:27Speaker 00

  But you, yeah, it would just be like, hey, okay, this guy's got a

• 2:45:31Speaker 03

  Like, oh shit.

• 2:45:32Speaker 00

  Eight footer. Oh, this guy's got a four footer to tie.

• 2:45:35Speaker 03

  You know, just like crazy approach shots, though.

• 2:45:39Speaker 04

  To be, yeah, yeah.

• 2:45:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it'd be fun.

• 2:45:42Speaker 04

  I disagree. I think alternate shots more fun, at least in that, like, from a viewer perspective.

• 2:45:46Speaker 00

  It sucks for us, yeah.

• 2:45:47Speaker 04

  More, you don't know what's gonna happen and like, there's, there's a bigger variance of like, you know, things switching. Uh, but yeah, Jackson Koyven, 22 years old, stepped up.

• 2:46:00Speaker 00

  Beast.

• 2:46:00Speaker 04

  Basically won, won the match for America. It was good. It was good. Uh, it was, it was

• 2:46:07Speaker 04

  good viewing, exciting to watch all weekend. Uh, America should have won like a lot easier, but in the, at the end, we took, we took it home.

• 2:46:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:46:18Speaker 04

  It's coming home.

• 2:46:20Speaker 05

  This kick was insane.

• 2:46:21Speaker 00

  Insane.

• 2:46:22Speaker 03

  It was a good, that's the thing.

• 2:46:22Speaker 05

  That's a, that's an incredibly impressive kick.

• 2:46:25Speaker 03

  It was a very good kick.

• 2:46:26Speaker 05

  Like, that thing's coming in hot.

• 2:46:28Speaker 03

  You gotta let that stand because that's just impressive.

• 2:46:31Speaker 05

  And he puts it like right next to the hole.

• 2:46:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:46:33Speaker 00

  Why didn't we, why didn't Scotty play yesterday afternoon? That was weird.

• 2:46:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was weird.

• 2:46:38Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:46:39Speaker 04

  He got, he got a little snippy with the, the reporter after. He asked him, uh,

• 2:46:43Speaker 00

  He's the best player in the world.

• 2:46:44Speaker 04

  Today's round, like, hey, you know, what happened yesterday afternoon? He's like, oh, I just played today. You wanted to ask me about that? So it was a little, little.

• 2:46:53Speaker 00

  It was weird because him and Burns like finally caught fire. And they're like, yeah, we're gonna bench you. But Goddard was awesome. He won everything.

• 2:47:00Speaker 03

  What a great comeback, too. Like, we got our ass kicked. Was that Friday?

• 2:47:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, Friday was bad.

• 2:47:04Speaker 03

  Friday was just a bloodbath.

• 2:47:07Speaker 00

  Credit to Team USA for making it interesting. They did.

• 2:47:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:47:10Speaker 00

  They made it kinda fun.

• 2:47:11Speaker 03

  Uh, did you see maybe the handshake of the century?

• 2:47:14Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:47:15Speaker 03

  What a battle it was. I think it was, I think it was Adam Scott against Donald Trump.

• 2:47:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, he got.

• 2:47:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:47:21Speaker 03

  Hank, did you see that?

• 2:47:21Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:47:22Speaker 03

  Just like back forth, back forth.

• 2:47:24Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. It was good.

• 2:47:25Speaker 03

  That's how men shake hands.

• 2:47:26Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:47:26Speaker 03

  Watch here.

• 2:47:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, here it is. No one wanted to give it up. No one wanted to give up.

• 2:47:30Speaker 04

  I gotta tee off. Like, I really, really, I would love to continue this conversation, but I, I'm literally.

• 2:47:36Speaker 00

  Gotta go.

• 2:47:37Speaker 04

  I really gotta, I really gotta go.

• 2:47:39Speaker 00

  Play some golf.

• 2:47:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:47:40Speaker 00

  Please stop pulling on my arm.

• 2:47:42Speaker 04

  That's like, that's like you're, you're like, oh, yeah, let's play some time. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:47:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, for sure. All right, we'll see. Okay. He just doesn't understand that's, that's what's gonna happen.

• 2:47:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:47:53Speaker 00

  When, when you shake the team man's hand, he's gonna, he's gonna grab it.

• 2:47:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:47:56Speaker 00

  He's gonna pull it. He's gonna pull it some more. He's, he's doing, he's gonna do bop it with your hand.

• 2:48:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. Did you guys see the fully loaded F-16s flying over Chicago? Cause Trump was there.

• 2:48:05Speaker 04

  Those are badass.

• 2:48:06Speaker 03

  They're like, like with missiles on each wing. You never, you never see that.

• 2:48:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:48:11Speaker 00

  It sounded like we were going to war on US soil today. We were whipping around.

• 2:48:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, we had the Vipers out, baby.

• 2:48:16Speaker 00

  They gotta give a heads up notification on the phones. Yeah. Pull out the F-16s.

• 2:48:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, look at that. Yeah, it felt like four AMRams, two AIM 9X Sidewinders.

• 2:48:25Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 2:48:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:48:26Speaker 05

  You just, you just say shit.

• 2:48:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 2:48:28Speaker 04

  Called it.

• 2:48:29Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. All right, uh, PFT, your who's back of the week?

• 2:48:32Speaker 03

  Um, my who's back of the week is Dingers and baseball.

• 2:48:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:48:36Speaker 03

  But more specifically roundup of Dingers only. The league has ended today and in first place, congratulations to Hank Lockwood.

• 2:48:44Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 2:48:44Speaker 03

  Finished with 128 ding-dongs this year. Second place goes to Stephen Che.

• 2:48:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:48:50Speaker 03

  108 ding-dongs.

• 2:48:52Speaker 00

  He beat me by one in the final week. I think I had a pretty sizable lead going into the final.

• 2:48:57Speaker 03

  Uh, Che ended up, he had 10 home runs this week. Big Cat, you had five home runs. According to Che's spreadsheet, he's, he beat you by two.

• 2:49:04Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:49:05Speaker 03

  According to his, I don't know if that's inaccurate or not. And then it's memes. Memes, nice little last week there, 101 home runs.

• 2:49:12Speaker 04

  Nice job, memes. You fucking beast.

• 2:49:16Speaker 03

  Then Brandon Walker, 95. Myself, 91.

• 2:49:20Speaker 04

  He's a bum.

• 2:49:21Speaker 03

  Jersey.

• 2:49:21Speaker 00

  He's a bum.

• 2:49:22Speaker 04

  Brandon's a bum.

• 2:49:23Speaker 03

  Jersey Jerry, 89. And second to last place, Max Delente. And ninth place, uh, by a considerable margin, Zach. You have finished with 76 home runs on the year. Um, well short of Hank's 128 mark.

• 2:49:40Speaker 00

  So Zach, you're gonna be pitching to Stephen Che, or Stephen Che will be catching, you'll be pitching, and then, because we, we haven't done last year's, uh, challenge where you finished second and Stephen Che finished last, Stephen Che then will pitch and you will catch.

• 2:49:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. You know, I, I feel stronger.

• 2:49:59Speaker 04

  Which part more?

• 2:50:00Speaker 00

  Uh, on it, I, I don't feel good about catching or pitching, but probably catching more because I don't know if I can find the strike, so. Opportunity to compete. Those are always fantastic. We're blessed to have those.

• 2:50:10Speaker 04

  We can get you, we can get you throwing it on the plate.

• 2:50:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:50:13Speaker 04

  You just might have to cover your face right after.

• 2:50:15Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna, it might be a little dangerous. But real baseball's back. Max, congratulations. Join the party.

• 2:50:23Speaker 05

  I didn't think we were gonna do it.

• 2:50:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:50:25Speaker 05

  We were gonna do it. Shout out to Pods. Shout out the guys today. The guys today stepped up, finally.

• 2:50:31Speaker 04

  Any respect for, for Pekka or are you still?

• 2:50:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, that, that was a, that was out of hate. I was, I was in a bad spot.

• 2:50:38Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. You were going through it.

• 2:50:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was going through it all weekend.

• 2:50:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. The, uh, so we'll, we'll be recording after, uh, the games on Tuesday and Thursday if necessary.

• 2:50:52Speaker 04

  Max is streaming.

• 2:50:54Speaker 00

  Max is streaming. I'm gonna stream Wednesday's game. Tate has a corn maze stream on Tuesday, so we're gonna let people watch that and I'm gonna watch one game at home.

• 2:51:04Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be streaming from the PM, PMT account.

• 2:51:06Speaker 03

  What? Are you gonna be watching on the iPad or are you watching on the TV?

• 2:51:10Speaker 05

  All baseball games by me will be watched on that iPad.

• 2:51:12Speaker 03

  Okay. And that's strictly because you won today watching on the iPad.

• 2:51:16Speaker 05

  We hadn't won in a week.

• 2:51:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:51:18Speaker 05

  Today we won on the iPad.

• 2:51:19Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:51:20Speaker 05

  I kinda liked it, too. It's like.

• 2:51:22Speaker 00

  How many of our teams, so the Phillies, the Red Sox, the Cubs are all in. How many of our teams are gonna make it to the second round?

• 2:51:30Speaker 00

  Two.

• 2:51:31Speaker 03

  I think two.

• 2:51:32Speaker 05

  I think one.

• 2:51:32Speaker 03

  I think two. I think the Red Sox.

• 2:51:35Speaker 00

  Two.

• 2:51:37Speaker 03

  I think the Cubs.

• 2:51:39Speaker 00

  The Cubs have a.

• 2:51:40Speaker 05

  I do not think the Red Sox. I think one of the Cubs or the Phillies will make it.

• 2:51:43Speaker 00

  Uh, the Cubs have a very.

• 2:51:44Speaker 05

  The Phils are hot. The Phils are not hot, but.

• 2:51:48Speaker 04

  They're 1-0.

• 2:51:49Speaker 00

  The Cubs have a, a distinct challenge of, of, we're playing the hottest team in baseball, and then if we beat them, we're gonna play the best regular season team in baseball.

• 2:51:59Speaker 04

  Also, shout out to.

• 2:52:00Speaker 00

  And then if we beat them, maybe the, the, the dynasty.

• 2:52:03Speaker 04

  Huge shout out to Alex Bregman.

• 2:52:05Speaker 00

  Dude.

• 2:52:05Speaker 04

  For coming back.

• 2:52:06Speaker 00

  He might be Barry Bonds with, with just a broken face.

• 2:52:09Speaker 04

  It's insane.

• 2:52:10Speaker 00

  Two, four for four, two home runs today. That is a big, if Bregman didn't get hit by that ball on Sunday, I do think the Cubs would maybe be hosting a playoff, playoff series, the wild card series, because we just couldn't score runs against the Marlins. Um, I'm excited. Playoff baseball. I'm a little bummed that the, the Cubs have to go on the road. 9 PM is a late start, but we got, what, wait, is it go, you, you have the first game, right?

• 2:52:34Speaker 04

  Prime time.

• 2:52:35Speaker 00

  You guys are.

• 2:52:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:52:36Speaker 00

  Right before the Cubs.

• 2:52:38Speaker 05

  You, you doing any streaming this week, Hank?

• 2:52:41Speaker 03

  Good question.

• 2:52:42Speaker 00

  I mean, I guess you would, Tuesday, if you would like to.

• 2:52:45Speaker 05

  No, when?

• 2:52:46Speaker 00

  Or sorry, Wednesday, if you'd like to, I'm sure the Cubs game will start while the Red Sox Yankees is finishing.

• 2:52:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:52:54Speaker 00

  You come in.

• 2:52:55Speaker 04

  I'll be here.

• 2:52:56Speaker 00

  Aaron Judge.

• 2:52:59Speaker 00

  Aaron Judge is back, yeah.

• 2:53:00Speaker 03

  Well, he said he wanted to, and then I just saw something today that's saying.

• 2:53:04Speaker 00

  No?

• 2:53:04Speaker 03

  He might not.

• 2:53:05Speaker 00

  Okay. Also, we should mention, uh, the baseball, uh, this weekend, Justin Verlander retiring. Did they charge, was that a mound visit when his daughter went out?

• 2:53:16Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:53:17Speaker 00

  It should have been.

• 2:53:18Speaker 03

  It should have been.

• 2:53:18Speaker 00

  It would have pissed me off if it wasn't. That was pretty sick, though. The, uh, it was really cool.

• 2:53:24Speaker 03

  The hat was also sideways. I was hoping the umpire was gonna throw it out.

• 2:53:27Speaker 00

  Did you, did you see Laz Diaz, who was the ump? Uh, it was incredible. He, so for people who missed it, Justin Verlander was hurt all year. He basically, like, should, should not have, like, any other year, he would have just not pitched because he was still hurt. And he was like, fuck it, I'm gonna compress my entire, uh, rehab just so I can pitch one more game for the Tigers. Goes out on Sunday or Saturday. He was awesome. His daughter comes out to take him out of the game. And again, that's, I think that's illegal. I wonder if she's getting a, a salary for being a manager. But the best part about Justin Verlander pitching this last moment, and he, he deserved all this.

• 2:54:06Speaker 00

  He's, you know, been a big part of baseball for the last 20 years. Laz Diaz, the home plate ump, they ran out of, uh, ABS, I think in like the third or fourth inning. He just was letting it fly. It was awesome.

• 2:54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:54:18Speaker 00

  He, cause I think Laz Diaz is also retiring. There were strikeouts that he was just like, fuck it, I'm just, I'm punching this guy out. It was like an old school all the way around.

• 2:54:27Speaker 03

  I love that. And the, the catcher for the Tigers, that's Dingler, right?

• 2:54:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:31Speaker 03

  Shout out to him. Uh, he realized after about like five seconds that this was not an actual mound visit.

• 2:54:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:37Speaker 03

  And so he was like about to like have a conversation.

• 2:54:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:39Speaker 03

  And he's like, oh, yeah, your daughter, I guess she, her being here means I'm not gonna come out and talk to you about, uh, how many curveballs we're about to throw to this next, so I'll just step away.

• 2:54:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:49Speaker 03

  Don't mind me.

• 2:54:50Speaker 00

  And then, and then Max Scherzer did the same thing in Blue Jays in his own way. No touching moment where his daughter comes out or anything like that. He just got to yell at, uh, the manager one last time to not pull him out of a game, which was so perfect.

• 2:55:04Speaker 03

  It's, yeah.

• 2:55:05Speaker 00

  Seven, I think it was like the seven and two thirds. And, uh, the Blue Jays manager comes out and he just screams at him to get back in. And that's exactly how he wanted to go.

• 2:55:13Speaker 03

  That's what he would have wanted, yeah.

• 2:55:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:55:15Speaker 03

  I mean, the end of an era for a guy like that. Baseball doesn't have any more guys like.

• 2:55:19Speaker 00

  Dogs.

• 2:55:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:55:21Speaker 00

  Dogs. Like guys who are, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pitch eight innings and shut you down. Dogs.

• 2:55:27Speaker 03

  And if you try to take me out in the eighth, I'm gonna get, I'm, I'm gonna threaten to burn your house down.

• 2:55:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. I wonder, I, I feel like Scherzer might still pitch. I feel like he might not retire. He was.

• 2:55:37Speaker 03

  He was, he was really good last year.

• 2:55:39Speaker 04

  He got paid so much, though.

• 2:55:41Speaker 00

  He, but I think he loves it to a level that like you can't.

• 2:55:47Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't know how a guy like that is able to just like transition to just being a stay-at-home husband.

• 2:55:53Speaker 00

  He's just a psycho and he loves baseball and he loves competing. Opportunity to compete. He was, uh,

• 2:56:02Speaker 00

  Try to pull it up. Oh, here we go. So I know that he wasn't like incredible this year, but he his last so today he pitched seven innings, one earned run, seven Ks. That's like the that's that's he basically did the 18th hole and hitting a birdie. It was like, I could keep I could keep doing this.

• 2:56:21Speaker 03

  What do you think about this rule? If you retire at the end of the year and your team doesn't make the playoffs, you should be eligible to sign to another team for a postseason roster.

• 2:56:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, I like it. We have to retire.

• 2:56:32Speaker 03

  But you have to retire.

• 2:56:33Speaker 00

  Never come back.

• 2:56:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's that's the end. Like, there's absolutely no take backs. You're done after that season. But if he wanted to, he could join the Cubs.

• 2:56:40Speaker 00

  That would be really cool.

• 2:56:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:56:41Speaker 00

  We could use him. Okay, my who's back of the week. I know we talked college football on Wednesday, but the Badgers are back. Huge win against Penn State. First time I've been happy on a Saturday in a very long time. It was awesome. The slowest 70 yard touchdown. Jacob Harris, shout out.

• 2:57:00Speaker 03

  I was yelling at the TV like, surely they're gonna tackle him. They're gonna get you.

• 2:57:04Speaker 00

  I couldn't believe it. The defense was so fucking good. They just they just shut Penn State down. Max, where is you're not like, I think you're over the loss, but where are the Penn State people in your lives? Where are they at with Matt Campbell? Because that is his first Big Ten game. Lost it up 17-0. Colton Joseph is like a total roller coaster. He's throwing a pick six. He throws a pick, but the Badgers found a way. Are they like, we made a mistake with Matt Campbell?

• 2:57:35Speaker 05

  It's way too early.

• 2:57:36Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:57:37Speaker 05

  It's it's what?

• 2:57:38Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:57:39Speaker 03

  I was listening. I was listening.

• 2:57:42Speaker 04

  You're pointing?

• 2:57:43Speaker 03

  No, I wasn't pointing. I would never point.

• 2:57:44Speaker 05

  What was that?

• 2:57:45Speaker 03

  I would never point at you.

• 2:57:46Speaker 05

  Why? Why did you react so?

• 2:57:48Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:57:51Speaker 05

  It's too I believe it is too early.

• 2:57:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:57:54Speaker 05

  That isn't their best receiver wasn't playing in the game.

• 2:57:57Speaker 00

  That's true. That would have changed a lot.

• 2:57:58Speaker 05

  Matt Matt Campbell was late to the game in recruiting. He was late to be hired at Penn State. It's obviously not a great start, but it's too I don't think you're pressing the panic button yet.

• 2:58:10Speaker 00

  What happens if you lose to Northwestern on Friday night?

• 2:58:15Speaker 05

  That would be worse. Why are you being so weird about this?

• 2:58:19Speaker 03

  I'm raising my hand. I was trying to get you to put the camera on Hank who was just asleep on the couch.

• 2:58:24Speaker 04

  I was not asleep. I was going like this.

• 2:58:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. But I have a question for you.

• 2:58:30Speaker 04

  I was not asleep.

• 2:58:31Speaker 03

  Okay, I have a question for you. Would you be panicking more about Penn State if it wasn't Philly's playoff season?

• 2:58:37Speaker 05

  That definitely.

• 2:58:38Speaker 03

  And your brain wasn't also thinking about the Birds?

• 2:58:42Speaker 05

  I was that game ended.

• 2:58:44Speaker 03

  You got Monday Night Football, which you're focused on still because it hasn't happened yet. And you got, yeah, the Phillies.

• 2:58:52Speaker 05

  I was definitely more invested in the Phillies game than I was than I was Penn State game at that moment.

• 2:58:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:58:58Speaker 05

  If that's what you're asking.

• 2:58:59Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:59:00Speaker 00

  Either way, I was just happy to finally get a big win. It was awesome. Happy for Luke Fickell. He's, you know, it's it's been hell. It's been hell watching the Badgers play football for five years now. And that was the first Saturday where I was like, oh my God, I woke up on Sunday morning. I was like, did we really win that game? It's fucking it was sweet. Sports can be fun sometimes. That's why that's why you lift all them weights. All right, Zach, finish this off. Who's back with this week is going to be Steph Curry. Steph Curry decided to stay with the home team, boys. Oh, yeah. Two years, 116. There was some speculation he wasn't going to do it, but now he's locked in. Locked in. Never one Jersey guy. I guess also piggyback off that. Another NBA quick one, Jalen Bronson, because he

• 2:59:40Speaker 00

  reminded everybody that New York Knicks are champions by hosting SNL. Quick reminder. Oh, that is a reminder. Also, staying in the. A lot of guys were forgetting. Yeah, staying in the NBA. Did you guys see that Chet Holmgren is ready for Wemba Yama this year and for everyone else? He gained weight in the offseason. Two pounds. Yeah, he went from 213 to 215.

• 3:00:02Speaker 05

  Beast.

• 3:00:03Speaker 00

  Huge.

• 3:00:04Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, he weighs 213 pounds?

• 3:00:05Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 3:00:08Speaker 03

  He weighed 213.

• 3:00:09Speaker 00

  He weighs 215.

• 3:00:10Speaker 03

  No, but he weighed you're saying he weighed 213 pounds?

• 3:00:13Speaker 00

  He he used to weigh 213. He now weighs 215.

• 3:00:16Speaker 03

  That's so incredibly light for him to have weighed 213 pounds. Thank God he's beefed up.

• 3:00:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up to think about how like, I think, how tall is Chet? Seven feet?

• 3:00:30Speaker 05

  Some.

• 3:00:32Speaker 00

  Yeah. Is he taller than that?

• 3:00:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:00:35Speaker 00

  215 is like, I would still, I think, maybe be obese, but I would be like a healthy looking.

• 3:00:42Speaker 03

  It'd be like if I weighed 100 pounds.

• 3:00:46Speaker 00

  He's 7'1". Yeah, that's crazy. 215.

• 3:00:51Speaker 05

  This is 208.

• 3:00:54Speaker 00

  No, no, he's 215 now, though, Max. He fuck my boy's gotten big now. Do you like, do you think Chet was just sitting at home? Just be like, I don't want to drink another smoothie. I don't want to eat this ice cream. I feel so fat. 215. You think he just weighed himself at nighttime one time? Yeah. How do you not be? After the day? I never understand when people are like, I need to put on weight. That's the easiest thing in the world.

• 3:01:23Speaker 04

  It's not.

• 3:01:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is.

• 3:01:24Speaker 04

  It's not.

• 3:01:25Speaker 00

  Just eat.

• 3:01:26Speaker 04

  It's not easy.

• 3:01:28Speaker 00

  Okay. Well, fuck you. Anyone who like struggles to put on weight, I'm just so jealous.

• 3:01:33Speaker 05

  I'd be so good at putting on weight.

• 3:01:35Speaker 00

  Dude, it's almost like, hey, you, you got to put on 10 pounds. Okay, no problem.

• 3:01:40Speaker 03

  Oh, man, it was awesome meal.

• 3:01:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, give me a day and a half. I got this.

• 3:01:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think he just weighed himself one day before pooping.

• 3:01:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:01:49Speaker 03

  Because they got bulked up a little bit, you know, ready to to hang and bang at the low post now.

• 3:01:54Speaker 00

  215. He just kept his shoes on. Yeah, it's crazy.

• 3:01:57Speaker 03

  He left my wallet in my jeans.

• 3:01:59Speaker 00

  Oh, man. All right. Good job, guys. Good show. Week three in the books.

• 3:02:04Speaker 03

  Great, great week of football.

• 3:02:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, great week of football. My day of football, tune in this stream. Ready? Numbers?

• 3:02:16Speaker 03

  One.

• 3:02:18Speaker 00

  Eight.

• 3:02:21Speaker 03

  15.

• 3:02:22Speaker 00

  Problem is, Mims hasn't guessed three in so long that I can't even say. That is still your number, is it not?

• 3:02:27Speaker 05

  Ah, who knows?

• 3:02:29Speaker 00

  12? Your number you've never gotten.

• 3:02:33Speaker 03

  Three has popped up and I have gotten it.

• 3:02:35Speaker 00

  On this machine.

• 3:02:46Speaker 05

  86.

• 3:02:47Speaker 03

  69.

• 3:02:50Speaker 00

  13, Jaden Block. 57, anyone?

• 3:03:08Speaker 05

  57?

• 3:03:10Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 3:03:11Speaker 05

  57.

• 3:03:12Speaker 00

  One more?

• 3:03:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure. No one's gonna get it.

• 3:03:16Speaker 00

  No one's gonna get it. Especially not Mims.

• 3:03:23Speaker 05

  I think Colton's gonna get it.

• 3:03:25Speaker 00

  Oh, Colton, congrats on the toilet. Yeah, we're getting you a toilet. Pick one out.

• 3:03:33Speaker 03

  You guys really don't have to. I appreciate you.

• 3:03:35Speaker 00

  Nothing too fancy. I want you to just think of us every time you take a shit.

• 3:03:39Speaker 03

  Say less.

• 3:03:40Speaker 00

  14.

• 3:03:41Speaker 05

  14.

• 3:03:42Speaker 00

  Man.

• 3:03:43Speaker 05

  Would you pick?

• 3:03:44Speaker 00

  15.

• 3:03:45Speaker 05

  12.

• 3:03:46Speaker 00

  Would you pick Jacob?

• 3:03:47Speaker 05

  13.

• 3:03:48Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 3:03:49Speaker 00

  We were all over that one.

• 3:03:50Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 3:03:51Speaker 03

  Real shame.

• 3:03:52Speaker 00

  Real shame. Happy birthday to Tyler Shuck.

• 3:03:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:03:55Speaker 00

  Happy birthday to Tyler Lockett. Happy birthday to Steve Largent and Hillary Duff. The Dice Man, Andrew Dice Clay. Hey, Loomis Muffet. Happy birthday.

• 3:04:05Speaker 05

  Oh, forget about it.

• 3:04:06Speaker 00

  Forget about it.

• 3:04:07Speaker 05

  Where are you standing over here?

• 3:04:08Speaker 00

  Toothpicking here. Hey, I'm gonna, hey, I just used some slurs.

• 3:04:14Speaker 03

  Look at Hank.

• 3:04:15Speaker 00

  Happy birthday to Ryan Zimmerman. Happy birthday to Kevin Durant. Happy birthday, Calvin Johnson.

• 3:04:21Speaker 03

  Oh, big cat, big cat standing right in front of the camera.

• 3:04:24Speaker 00

  Happy 39th birthday to Jordan Love.

• 3:04:27Speaker 03

  Got a big.

• 3:04:28Speaker 05

  Oh, big cat, big cats doing doing something with a he's flipping a coin over there.

• 3:04:33Speaker 00

  Happy birthday to Jaden McDaniels.

• 3:04:35Speaker 03

  Still just right.

• 3:04:39Speaker 00

  Happy birthday to Bo Scarborough. Big birthdays coming up this week. Big. Love you guys.

• 3:04:46Speaker 03

  Bye, everybody. Have fun.

• 3:04:49Speaker 00

  Did I miss anything, Mims? Hey, what are you?

• 3:04:51Speaker 03

  I think we're good.