Just The Guys Talking Ball, Jayden Daniels Drama, National Sports Podcast, Mt Rushmore Of Things You Take For The Apocalypse and Fyre Fest

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  Welcome to Pardon My Take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Friday, August 14th, and boys, it's just us today. Where do we want to start? Let's do a national sports podcast roundup. I feel like there's one big story that's just kind of sitting in the corner of this room, an elephant in this room that maybe we want to talk about first, or we go somewhere else?

• 2:55Speaker 02

  The NBA schedule is starting to get released.

• 2:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, what it did last, yeah, last episode.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, but we're trickling it out.

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  Okay.

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  We're getting more rumors of different games. And I mean, that's the, for my money.

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  That's the talk of DC.

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  For my money, that is, that is the.

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  The biggest story?

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  It is the most exciting titillating part of the news calendar today.

• 3:13Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Anything else?

• 3:16Speaker 00

  Well, I mean.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  We got a great Mount Rushmore today.

• 3:19Speaker 00

  Should we, what is going on with Jayden Daniels and LSU?

• 3:22Speaker 02

  All right. So I did a, I don't want to say a deep dive, but I did like a pretty medium dive.

• 3:27Speaker 00

  You did some reading.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  I did, I did a medium dive. So I read about four articles this morning and I did text a couple of people, people that might have some insight into both the legal aspects of sports.

• 3:40Speaker 00

  What happened?

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, what's, what's being, what? Yeah, I just want to say that I'm, I want to establish that I'm speaking from a point of authority here, given that I read multiple.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  Pretty much an expert.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  And I talked to somebody. All right. So here's what happened. So a, a, a letter was sent yesterday, I believe, or no, it was sent early August, I believe August 5th, maybe. It was sent from a law firm representing Jayden Daniels to Louisiana State University. And the content of the cease and desist letter was that they stopped using Jayden's name, image, and likeness. So Jayden, when he signed his deal with LSU, when he went to LSU, in that contract was that LSU had the rights to use and monetize his NIL for up to 180 days after he's done being a student there, playing football there. So that's about half

• 4:30Speaker 02

  a year, right? So that was it. That would be in 2024 is when that would have expired. And so now here we are, two years later in 2026, and LSU has been using Jayden's name, image, and likeness. But maybe the real reason.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 4:47Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 4:47Speaker 03

  Like, were they?

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, they put, they sell jerseys, they sell jerseys.

• 4:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Like, I have a Jayden Daniels jersey that I got in 2025 from, from LSU. And I did think it was interesting when we went there, there was no Jayden Daniels stuff in the, in the store, right, Zach?

• 5:02Speaker 04

  I didn't see it in the store next to the Tiger Cage, no.

• 5:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, they had Burrow stuff, but they, I guess they've been going back and forth about this, but they finally sent the letter. So Hank, to answer your question, they sell jerseys, they sell jerseys, they sell posters, they put them in promotional videos for LSU football, and they're well within their rights to make money off his name, image, and likeness for 180 days after he graduates.

• 5:27Speaker 00

  So why didn't he stop them at 181 days?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  So that, that's, that's where it's like, the real reason why they sent the cease and desist, in my opinion, is that Jayden was, he was promised that his jersey would be retired after he won the Heisman Trophy. Brian Kelly made him that promise. Brian Kelly then went out and recruited a new player, a, I think he was like second cornerback in his, in his recruiting class, guy named DJ Pickett to go to LSU. And during that recruitment, they said, you can wear number five. And DJ was like, oh, okay. That's kind of crazy. But yeah, because I'm number five. I love that. Let's do it. So he gets to LSU, then Brian Kelly's like, you don't deserve to wear number five. Number five was a Heisman

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Trophy winner. You have to earn that number. So pretty much took it away after he got on campus. So then Brian Kelly is fired from LSU and DJ tells Lane, hey, they promised me number five when we were recruiting. And Brian Kelly has admitted, I think he said like, yeah, some, we did, we did kind of promise him number five. So Lane Kiffin is having one of his players who could threaten to leave because he redid his NIL deal with LSU. He could leave. And now Lane Kiffin's like, well, this guy's saying that we promised him five. I just found out that he did, he was promised five, in fact. So I'm going to, I'm going to keep him happy. And he gets to wear number five. That news comes out and

• 6:56Speaker 02

  then Jayden and his representatives find out that there will be a number five. And now the NIL stuff that they had been willing to turn a blind eye to, now they're like, fuck that. You're not going to make money off my jersey if you're going to go back on what you told me and give the number, the jersey number to somebody else. So that's where we're at. So.

• 7:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, Hank had a question.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  I just want to read LSU, because I also looked up LSU's policy. They have a written policy.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  What, what?

• 7:23Speaker 05

  No questions at this time.

• 7:24Speaker 00

  Okay, no questions at this time. Yeah.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Well, that's a question.

• 7:27Speaker 00

  No, that was a statement.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  You asked a question.

• 7:28Speaker 00

  No, I said.

• 7:29Speaker 05

  Hank has a question.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  You said, what, Max?

• 7:32Speaker 00

  Well, yeah, but.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  Access denied, Hank.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  That's a question. That's a question. No questions at this time. Here's the official word on, on LSU's website. Under provision of the LSU Jersey Retirement Bylaws, established January 1st, 2007, the retirement of an athlete's jersey in a particular sport does not preclude a current student athlete in that sport from wearing the jersey number in that or any other sport. So we don't, we don't know, they don't know what retirement of a jersey means. I think that this is going on everywhere where it's like, people get jerseys retired and then like, they get some new hot shot and the kid's like, hey, can I wear that number? I want to do it to like, to honor you. And they're like, yeah, sure. Give the kid the number. Like, jersey retirements don't really mean anything anymore. And in

• 8:16Speaker 02

  LSU's own bylaws, it says, the retirement of a jersey does not preclude a current student athlete from wearing the jersey.

• 8:25Speaker 00

  Can we ask questions now?

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm going to open up the floor to questions.

• 8:28Speaker 03

  Well, that actually did answer my question. I was going to say, I feel like LSU has a storied history of not retiring jerseys and like the best players, you know, the best players wear number seven. Like their best players wear the same numbers because they've had so many good players. And I think they have one jersey retired.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, Billy Cannon's.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  They've got.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  So they have one football jersey retired. Jayden Daniels won nothing, but thinks that his jersey should be retired.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  He won a Heisman Trophy.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they had, they've had, it's LSU.

• 8:57Speaker 00

  Three loss team.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  His defense was like 120th in the nation.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, it's LSU, it's a storied football program. Like, has won a lot and has a lot of history.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  It's a good point. Well, then Hank, like Joe Burrow's number's not officially retired then at LSU, but they will not let anybody wear that number.

• 9:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, he won a national title. So they should do that.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  But they told him, they told Jayden, is what I'm saying, your jersey's retired.

• 9:21Speaker 00

  Brian Kelly did.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was the coach at the time. And the administration did. And then they go back on it. Which, listen, I think it's stupid to argue about. And I think that it's a big mistake for Jayden to be pursuing this and to be like going at your own school. Like, that's a big mistake. I'm not trying to say it's.

• 9:37Speaker 00

  It's a no win for him.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  It's a no win for him. I'm saying the.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  Jay was a chill guy.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  The cease and desist, well, there might be some people.

• 9:46Speaker 00

  Uh oh.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  I think it's awesome that, I think it's awesome that his mom is super, super protective. I think, I think that's a good thing to have, somebody that's like a pit bull, ride or die in your corner as you make that transition from being a Heisman Trophy winning college quarterback to being a multi, multi, multi millionaire, like global superstar in the NFL. What was that look for? What?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  It's America. He's, he's a national, national superstar.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Grow the game, Hank. Roger Goodell's done a fantastic job of expanding overseas.

• 10:19Speaker 00

  Do you think it's, can I ask a question?

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:21Speaker 00

  Do you think it's a salty bitch move for him to ask for the Heisman Trophy back? He's asking for the copy of the Heisman Trophy back. That seems crazy.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  I think that what's happened is Jayden's, his relationship with LSU seems to be non-existent. And actually maybe worse than non-existent. Maybe like, what's the word I'm looking for, Zach?

• 10:39Speaker 00

  Toxic?

• 10:40Speaker 05

  Deplorable?

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Deplor?

• 10:41Speaker 00

  No.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Toxic. I would say toxic, acrimonious, I think is a word.

• 10:46Speaker 05

  Chaotic, maybe.

• 10:47Speaker 00

  So he's asking for his copy of his Heisman Trophy back?

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 00

  And the school said, no, we're not doing that.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  He's pretty much saying because he felt that he was lied to, fuck you. You can't use my NIL.

• 10:58Speaker 00

  But again.

• 10:59Speaker 05

  Number thing is bizarre.

• 11:00Speaker 02

  It is bizarre. It's very weird.

• 11:02Speaker 00

  It's weird.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  Why does he care so much about the number? Like the number, like retired jersey numbers mean nothing in college sports. Villanova has the number one retired twice.

• 11:11Speaker 00

  They also, college football, specifically, you need every number because there's double numbers. There's a hundred guys on the roster.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think he just, he looks at the fact that they told him that he, his jersey would be retired and he feels like.

• 11:25Speaker 05

  But he still can be retired.

• 11:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, not anymore.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  We're past that point. Yeah, so it's not good. I don't think it's a good thing. I do think that his mom is very much, you know, she defends him. She goes even further. She like goes on the attack for him. And I think it's overall a good thing that he's got somebody that cares that much about him. That wants to like go scorched earth on anyone that is like a perceived slight.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  This is a negative for him though. This is bad press.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. I'm saying.

• 11:57Speaker 05

  So like, it's not a good thing.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  I'm saying, no, I'm saying.

• 11:59Speaker 05

  He should be out of the way and let him play football.

• 12:02Speaker 00

  He's a grown adult.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Overall, it's a good thing that he's got somebody like that standing up for him. This case, very bad choice.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  But this, yes, okay.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  I, I like way too far. I'm not gonna, I'm not defending asking for your trophy back like.

• 12:18Speaker 00

  It's just a weird story overall. Like it's like an unnecessary, why are you even doing this kind of story? Like, just leave it alone.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's also weird. The root cause of this is Brian Kelly's a liar.

• 12:29Speaker 00

  Which we all knew.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, Brian Kelly's a liar. That's, that's the main takeaway. Brian Kelly is a liar.

• 12:33Speaker 00

  No way.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  That should be, that should be the headline.

• 12:36Speaker 00

  Do you think Jayden Daniels' mom is a problem?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  In what way? What do you mean?

• 12:42Speaker 00

  I don't know. Like we're in this, he's in this situation, which is negative press. Ultimately, this does not matter overall about like, you know, his play on the football field, but it is a negative press thing. Like I think about, you know, when, when Caleb was getting drafted, all the stories were about his dad being like a hover parent and all this stuff. Which turned out to just not, I haven't heard from his dad since he got drafted. Like, do you think there is a point where Jayden's gotta be like, dude, just let me do my thing. I'm, I'm an adult.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  I don't know. So, so Caleb, they actually retired his jersey at USC. Didn't win a national championship.

• 13:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, I didn't say they should.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm, I'm just saying, but they did.

• 13:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  But they did. So it's not uncommon.

• 13:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  For a Heisman Trophy winner to have their jersey retired by their school.

• 13:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  I think that, uh, it's, yeah, I mean, it's what we're talking about right now because it's probably a pretty down week in the news. It is a salacious story too. It's interesting. Um, I don't, I don't think it really matters. I think that it's not, it shouldn't affect his play on the field.

• 13:38Speaker 00

  No.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  At all. It just, it sucks.

• 13:41Speaker 00

  It's self-induced. Like you just, you're, you're basically like opening yourself up to be criticized for no reason.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  USC also has a policy where if you win a Heisman, they retire your number.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, OJ?

• 13:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. Did they, did they unretire it?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  I think his number's retired. I can look it up.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Mike Garrett, OJ Simpson, Charles White, Marcus Allen, Carson Palmer, Matt Leiner, Reggie Bush, Caleb Williams.

• 14:03Speaker 00

  That would be the Heismans.

• 14:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I mean, I think every Heisman winner at LSU has their jersey retired too.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  No, just one guy.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  But it's, it's been, they've been retired without having a ceremony for it. It's, that's what I'm saying. Like the LSU jersey retirement policy is ridiculous.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  But they don't retire jerseys.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  But they, but they, they do.

• 14:24Speaker 00

  They just let them stop wearing them. Yeah.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. So like they, no one's gonna wear nine.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  You never know.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  I guess you never know, but no one's gonna wear nine.

• 14:32Speaker 00

  You never know.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  So ultimately what's in the cease and desist has nothing, it doesn't say anything about the jersey number. But it seems like the jersey number is the final straw that's going to completely fracture that relationship between Jayden and LSU. And now since that's been ruined, they're saying you can't make money off my, uh, my image or my jerseys.

• 14:55Speaker 00

  I think asking for the copy of the Heisman back is way worse than the, and then the cease and desist. That's a crazy move. It's a copy of the Heisman.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I held.

• 15:02Speaker 00

  That's a crazy move.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  I held it. Maybe he's, maybe he saw me holding it.

• 15:06Speaker 00

  Didn't you hold the real one? Oh, no, the copy was.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  That was one of those I know, so maybe he saw me holding it in that video and he was like, if they're letting this guy touch it.

• 15:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  You're not taking good care of it. I need, I need to keep it safe.

• 15:16Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 15:17Speaker 05

  Well, I didn't even put that. So Jayden already had.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  He has his own Heisman. He's asking for the copy back.

• 15:23Speaker 05

  That, that is so petty.

• 15:25Speaker 00

  That is crazy.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  This, I think that there's a decent chance that reading the news today, Jayden might learn some things about the, some of the requests that are being made in his name.

• 15:39Speaker 00

  You think he has no idea?

• 15:42Speaker 02

  I can't imagine it was his idea to ask for the Heisman Trophy copy.

• 15:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  I cannot imagine that.

• 15:49Speaker 00

  That, yeah, that one was the one where I was like, what?

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Big cat, you're right. That to me.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  Is worse than the cease and, cease and desist kind of like.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, if, if that's true, if, and I think that it might be, that he did not know about that request. It was not his idea.

• 16:03Speaker 00

  Then they've got a problem.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Then at that point, there is a problem with, if it is your mom that's like going to war for you.

• 16:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  That would start to be a problem at that.

• 16:13Speaker 00

  You gotta basically be like, hey, I need to make the decisions, not you.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 00

  Sit, type of situation.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:18Speaker 00

  Okay, I think we got to the bottom of it.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Got to the bottom of it. And, uh, also I.

• 16:22Speaker 00

  You've been having to fight off the haters?

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I just, I, I issued a statement earlier today. I'm in solidarity with Jayden. I'm retiring, picking number five in the lottery ball.

• 16:31Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  That's his number.

• 16:32Speaker 00

  We can do it.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's, it's retired.

• 16:34Speaker 00

  No, we can do it.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  It's retired. Well, see you in court.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  My stats department, uh, sent me a tweet earlier. I'd like your comment. Uh, it was.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  You don't have a stats department?

• 16:45Speaker 03

  My stats department.

• 16:46Speaker 00

  It's gas.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Uh, the tweet was, Jayden Daniels is just Robin Aaron with athleticism. The guy from game, the kid from Game of Thrones.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  Who's that?

• 16:54Speaker 03

  He was like the little, this, this, this.

• 16:56Speaker 00

  I don't understand this reference. It sounds sick.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Stats department needs to stop watching TV.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  Still doesn't really.

• 17:03Speaker 05

  Also, spoiler alert.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  Hank, I don't know that.

• 17:06Speaker 05

  PFT, what number did?

• 17:08Speaker 02

  What?

• 17:08Speaker 05

  You picked five for today's show.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 17:10Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 17:12Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 17:13Speaker 00

  We take the end of the show already.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  Well, that's, that's, that's the retirement ceremony.

• 17:18Speaker 00

  Oh. But you did already.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  But you just said I'm not.

• 17:22Speaker 00

  You just announced that no one could pick it.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  This is time traveling. We, I can't be held responsible for that.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  I'm also like 80% sure that you did, so there's a chance that I'm wrong, but I feel like I remember you picked five.

• 17:32Speaker 00

  The end of the show gets a little loopy.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  Someone picked five and then I picked four. I know that.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Okay, I, I probably did. I'd like to, I'd like to apologize. Um, if I do win the lottery ball at the end of today's show, um, I will vacate it.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Wow, that's big.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:46Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  How about that?

• 17:47Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  As will all future five selections.

• 17:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  You hit it. It's, it's vacated.

• 17:52Speaker 00

  No.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, so yeah, bad situation. Really, uh, kind of a self-inflicted wound. But ultimately I understand that if you have an issue with the university, and I don't blame Lane Kiffin at all. Lane Kiffin's job is like, keep this, keep this hot shot cornerback happy. Get, let him wear number five, keep him on the roster. He doesn't give a fuck about Jayden. Like that's in the past. He wants to win right now. That's how, how Lane Kiffin operates. I got no problem with that. Fuck Brian Kelly.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  That's.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  But we already knew that.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:23Speaker 00

  This wasn't the, the moment that I was like, oh, Brian Kelly might be not a great guy.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  I thought he was, I thought he was a great football coach.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  Wait.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Is Brian Kelly a better football coach or human being?

• 18:34Speaker 00

  Football coach for sure.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, are you?

• 18:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think so.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.

• 18:42Speaker 00

  As a football coach?

• 18:44Speaker 02

  Recently.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  I mean, he won a lot of games.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  But recently.

• 18:46Speaker 00

  He definitely is a better football. I mean.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Right now?

• 18:49Speaker 05

  He's a bad guy.

• 18:50Speaker 00

  Bad guy.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  Right, right now.

• 18:52Speaker 00

  Won a shitload of games at Notre Dame, won a shitload of games at Cincinnati. Yes, did not like.

• 18:56Speaker 05

  You could make the argument that he's a decent football coach. You could not make the argument.

• 19:00Speaker 00

  Yes, yes.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Did my, the joke guys was that Brian Kelly sucked at LSU. That was a joke.

• 19:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, but he was.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  I was saying he was so bad as a football, I was, I was saying he was so bad at LSU that the other stuff is actually not as bad as his job that he did at LSU. That was the joke. That was the joke. We got to the bottom of it. Thank you.

• 19:19Speaker 00

  You're not triggered.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  I don't like it. You, you guys ruined the joke by over explaining and don't understand what I'm trying to say.

• 19:25Speaker 00

  Okay. Um, all right, neck, next story. Uh, do we have any next stories? That was the big story.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  Bears? Anything with the Bears?

• 19:34Speaker 00

  No, there was, so what happened was there was a, uh, guy, I think Ben Devine tweeted that the Bears are gonna change their name to the Indiana Bears if they go to Hammond. He now is claiming that he was like duped to a level that someone was falsifying information to, to, as a source to dupe him. He, he came out and was like, I've been duped.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  He's like a big J?

• 19:55Speaker 00

  Uh, he's, he, he reports on the Bears a little bit and he, uh.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  What do you mean they were falsifying information?

• 20:00Speaker 00

  I, uh, here, I'll pull it up. He, George R. Cassie's talking to, there was no announcement. There's basically no announcement. They're like, yeah, we're still working on Indiana. Maybe still talking to Illinois. We're not gonna change our name if we go to Indiana. Uh, let's see. Uh, so, uh, he said a finalized, Ben Devine said, a finalized stadium deal is expected tomorrow with the Chicago Bears landing in Indiana. Per source, Indiana is so heavily incentivizing the deal as it included name change with Indiana in the team name when the stadium is complete. And then the next, like 18 hours later, he said, retraction, I was duped. The source mentioned here, I now believe to be either fraudulent or intentionally manipulative. Someone went to immense lengths to verify identity for this one post. I've gotten no other info from him.

• 20:45Speaker 00

  I will not be posting any other information. I believe there will not be any name change. So, yeah, he got duped to a hilarious level. He actually DM'd me, he said, have you been texting me? I was like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  What?

• 20:58Speaker 00

  I think he thought I maybe I was duping him. I don't, I have nothing to do with it. So, uh, yeah, there was like a little scuttlebutt, uh, about that, but there's basically no announcement, which again, I mean, Kevin Warren just said, uh, someone asked him for a timeline. He said his wife told him six months ago, no more timelines, no more, don't set any more dates. So that's, that's the level that they're dealing with. Not exactly high level shit. Uh, okay.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  I did, I did see a quote that said that it was the, uh, the one thing that they're, that they care about, that the Bears are focused on.

• 21:29Speaker 00

  Of what?

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Getting a new stadium.

• 21:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, in terms of the Bears, like Kevin Warren, that's his only job.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:35Speaker 00

  That's literally his only job and he's doing a great job of it.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  The Bears sole focus, I guess it was saying their sole focus is just in Indiana, meaning it's not in Arlington Heights anymore.

• 21:46Speaker 00

  And George McCaskey was talking to the media today. So that's why it's all like, basically how it all started was on Wednesday, it was like George McCaskey to address the media, which he does every year during training camp. And then this guy, Ben Devine was like, if they go to Indiana, they're going to change their name to the Indiana Bears. Everyone ran with it. And then it's been a nothing burger since. So that was fun. Okay. Other stories. Uh, let's see. I have a, I have a list that I wanted to go through real quick. Oh, Michael Pennix has the greatest ACL of all time. Did you guys see that? So Michael Pennix, uh, is back and the doctor told him, you have an amazing ACL. You shouldn't have knee problems again.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  So confirmed will not be injured. He's got a bionic knee now?

• 22:29Speaker 00

  He's got an amazing ACL.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  That you know what that is? That is, uh, that's his surgeon just kind of pounding his chest, being like, I did such a good job. Hire me for all your ACL needs.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  Yeah. I wonder what like, I feel like that's not what doctors say, right?

• 22:43Speaker 02

  You shouldn't say like, there's zero, zero percent chance of re-injury.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  Don't doctors normally like do a really good job of hedging where it's like, hey, nothing is, nothing is definite. Anyone can get injured. I can't tell you that this is going to be good or bad for your health. I can just give you recommendations and then you make the decision. And said, this doctor's like, dude, your ACL is fucking perfect.

• 23:04Speaker 04

  It's like an impossible thing to guarantee. Like, yeah, never again will you get injured.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  Does he get his money back if it, if it tears?

• 23:10Speaker 00

  Seriously. If he, well, unless he rips off the tag.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:14Speaker 00

  He's gotta keep that tag on his ACL.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  The doctor might have like autographed his knee before he sewed him back up.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  I don't know if you could trust this doctor. Like if I heard that from my doctor, I would think about maybe pivoting to a new guy. This guy is just lying to me.

• 23:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. This guy's way too confident. You want doctors to basically, cause doctors, they, they, they hedge constantly for their own liability too. So this guy is just like, nah, I'm calling my shot. I mean, maybe if Michael Pennix never gets injured again, this doctor might be the best doctor of all time. He at least has that going for him. Like that is now at stake.

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 23:46Speaker 00

  To call your shot on a guy who's had, how many, how many ACLs surgeries has Michael Pennix had? A billion? Trillion?

• 23:53Speaker 02

  Uh, three, I think.

• 23:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, at least three. So close. We're getting close. Um, okay. Other stories. Let's see.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  There's a big one a couple of days ago in the NBA.

• 24:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  The Lakers got sold.

• 24:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  So when I, when I saw that news, I was like, wait, what? Didn't, didn't that just happen?

• 24:12Speaker 00

  Two years ago.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Two years ago, uh, Mark Walter purchased the Lakers.

• 24:17Speaker 00

  This is a guy, by the way, I, I, we brought up his name before because I've been mad at this guy because he lives in Chicago and like part-time maybe, I don't know. He, he, I know he has a house in Chicago and I've always been like, he, he, he owns the Dodgers, he bought the Lakers. And I was like, fuck, why can't this guy buy all the, all the Chicago teams? I think, I think he's from Iowa. Maybe I actually dodged a bullet because this guy, this is a weird story.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Well, so what happened? So he, he bought some of the team a couple of years ago, then less than a year ago, he got a controlling stake in it. So he became like the, uh, the number one owner of the team. And then, so less than a year, he sells it. He flips it after he gets under federal investigation. So the feds were investigating, investigating this guy. And then he sells it to Josh Kushner.

• 25:08Speaker 00

  And Bob Iger.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  And Bob Iger. And it's a deal that apparently came together in the last few days. Like what, I, I have no idea what, what could have made him sell this team like so quickly after buying it. Um, but it is very weird.

• 25:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. So it was, yeah. June 2025, he bought the team from the Bus family for $10 billion. July 2026, which is last month, uh, federal agents reportedly probing 16 billion in undisclosed loans tied to his empire. Then yesterday or two days ago, sells to Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for 12.5 billion. Hmm. And he owns the Dodgers with all the deferred payments. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. What were you gonna say, Zach?

• 25:53Speaker 04

  I was gonna ask about the deferred money. Are you worried if?

• 25:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. If you're one of the deferred money guys.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  And then now you're deferred money guys getting investigated. Yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. You might be like sitting exactly like Jon Rahm, being like, where's my money?

• 26:03Speaker 04

  Not getting that money.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  But also you know for a fact, he has at least 12 and a half billion dollars because he just sold the team.

• 26:09Speaker 00

  But he might also have a 16 million dollar, yeah. This guy is dealing in just crazy money.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  So is he going to sell the Dodgers too?

• 26:20Speaker 00

  I don't know. That's a, that's, that's what I'm wondering. And also what does it mean for like the Dodger? Wouldn't that be hilarious if like the, the entire, the Dodgers are ruining baseball gets solved because of this one guy just has to sell them. And cause he's like, I just, I, this was all fake.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. That'll be, that'll be fantastic.

• 26:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. I did see, by the way, I think it was somewhere in the ballpark of, uh, like 275 million dollar, uh, salary cap was proposed by the owners in a hundred and 70 million dollar floor for, uh, the negotiations going on in MLB. I don't know. I'm not, I have no idea how any of this works. Seems fair to me. Maybe bump it up a little more. Maybe 300 million dollar salary cap. 174.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  What, what are the, um, the lowest payrolls in Major League Baseball right now?

• 27:07Speaker 00

  Let me look it up.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  How many are beneath that?

• 27:09Speaker 00

  There's gotta be a lot.

• 27:11Speaker 04

  I think the A's is like 50 million.

• 27:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. They, they.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  The Rays.

• 27:14Speaker 00

  Great buy.

• 27:15Speaker 05

  Yeah. The Pirates are.

• 27:16Speaker 00

  Uh, all right. So Cleveland Guardians, 62 million. Miami Marlins, 76 million. White Sox, 82. Washington Nationals, 84. Rays, 89. Like these are well below the 176. There are, let's see, if it was 176, it would be, it's, so they must've done it based on averages because it's exactly 15 teams are below 100 and so the average for Major League Baseball is 177 million and there's 15 teams below it.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:45Speaker 00

  So, yeah, I mean, I don't know. Wouldn't that make sense?

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. I, I don't know. I don't know. Like what the, uh, the other numbers that are thrown out there have been? I don't know if that's a good deal or a bad deal. But it sounds encouraging.

• 27:58Speaker 00

  I just don't want baseball to be gone for an entire summer.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  I think it's ultimately, it's going to come down to if the players have any sort of wiggle room on the whole no salary cap thing. Or if that's just like, you could say each team salary, it's a $1 billion salary cap per team. If the players would still say, no deal.

• 28:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  No cap.

• 28:19Speaker 00

  No cap. I, I just don't want baseball to be gone. That would suck for an entire summer. That'd be brutal. By the way, uh, Max, did you, are you done with the Phillies?

• 28:30Speaker 05

  I'm over baseball right now.

• 28:31Speaker 00

  You're done with the Phillies?

• 28:32Speaker 05

  I'm over baseball right now, but mostly I'm, yeah, I hate the Phillies.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  What made you be done with the Phillies?

• 28:39Speaker 05

  I mean, this was just a terrible week.

• 28:41Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 28:41Speaker 05

  They can't, they can't win a series. They were, they were down one, nothing against the Cardinals

• 28:48Speaker 05

  two days ago. I'm, I'm getting my days mixed up. Two days ago, bases loaded, no outs, double play, pop up, lose the game. I'm done with the Phillies. They, they do, whatever.

• 28:59Speaker 00

  I'm, I'm the exact opposite where I'm talking, Max had to like, I said some shocking stuff when we were in the golf cart.

• 29:05Speaker 05

  You were talking crazy.

• 29:06Speaker 00

  I'm talking crazy about the Cubs. I said, Max like had to like stop me.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Well, you just kept being like.

• 29:12Speaker 00

  They're better than the Dodgers. I did say that. They're playing so good right now. Bregman had three home runs on, on Wednesday night. Fucking Bregman was like, he had the slowest start. Now he's just the best player. Yeah. I did say the Cubs are better than the Dodgers. I think I'm just going to let myself get hurt when that doesn't true.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, I mean, like recent head to head, maybe.

• 29:32Speaker 00

  Yeah. But I, they're playing, I mean, listen, the Brewers, they're, it's only three games right now. So Cubs are playing great ball.

• 29:39Speaker 05

  I'm pretty sure the Brewers beat the Dodgers every single game in the regular season last year.

• 29:43Speaker 00

  They did.

• 29:44Speaker 05

  And then, then they did not in the playoffs.

• 29:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, that's fact. But I can say it until I'm proven wrong. I can just say it. I can just say things. It feels good. Excited about baseball. Excited about the Cubs.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  I saw, jumping back real quick to the Lakers thing, I did see a report earlier today. Maybe shines a little bit of light. So Mark Walter previously, previously claimed that 1.4 billion dollars of the assets that he had for his life insurance company were loaned out to other businesses that he controlled. But then he revised that number from 1.4 billion to 21 billion.

• 30:21Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Pretty big mistake.

• 30:23Speaker 00

  That's a jump.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  And so that's probably what he's under investigation for.

• 30:27Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  So he owns a lot of shit and he also sells life insurance. And then he makes his own employees buy his life insurance at the companies that he has. But that's kind of just like paying yourself.

• 30:39Speaker 00

  That's genius.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  And so it sounds like allegedly he might've just claimed like a super low number compared to what it actually was. And that, my friends, I believe would be fraud.

• 30:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. But that's also, I feel like most rich people, they do that shit.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 30:56Speaker 00

  They figure out ways to not pay taxes. I'm convinced rich people don't pay taxes.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  There's, yeah, just about anything that you can make money on is fraudulent.

• 31:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Did you see the story, Emmanuel Acho's story?

• 31:07Speaker 00

  What about it?

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Shining light on the, on security in the NFL and then being involved with police departments.

• 31:12Speaker 00

  Oh, I did see that. Let me, let me do, yeah, let me do the ads and then let's, why don't you bring up that story? It's a good story to bring up.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  It sounds familiar.

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• 33:42Speaker 00

  Hank, what was the story you had?

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Emmanuel Acho was on a podcast and they were talking about the Kyle Shanahan situation, how it's a little, a little fuzzy. With, you know, the report coming out late, not the, there not being a police report, things of that nature. And he said that he had a story when he was playing, he played for three teams. Played for the Eagles for a few years. He played for the Browns and he played for the Giants for like 42 days.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  And he said he was pulling off an off ramp. He caused an accident. He called the head of security and then the head of security at this unknown team or unsaid team said, hey, a cop's gonna come. They're gonna leave and then like, I'm gonna send another cop who's gonna pull up and say it's not your fault. And that's what happened. The cop showed up, said it wasn't his fault and he got off, you know, scot free. And he said it was like, he was an off ramp right near the facility. So someone on Twitter did the research and the Browns facility is not near an off ramp. Like there, it wouldn't make sense for that, but the Eagles and the Giants, it's one of those two teams.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  So it could, you know, who, who knows which team it is, but he basically said, yeah, all these NFL teams, they have a lot of like, their head of security, police guys, former police guys, and they can, you know, they have fixers essentially.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Hmm. In the NFL?

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  It's interesting.

• 34:59Speaker 00

  So who could it be?

• 35:01Speaker 03

  It's either the, the Eagles or the Phillies. And he, I mean, the Eagles or the Giants.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 35:05Speaker 00

  Eagles or the Giants.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  He played for the Eagles for four years. He played for the Giants for 42 days.

• 35:11Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Question Hank, is there a possibility that Emmanuel Acho is lying?

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Definitely.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:20Speaker 00

  Also.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  Super, super reliable source.

• 35:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. I, I just. Is Emmanuel Acho just admitting that he's not only, uh, a bad guy for, for taking this help from, uh, different police officers, but also a snitch for then telling the story?

• 35:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. He, he got the benefits and then years later.

• 35:38Speaker 00

  Snitched.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  He wants to get clicks on it.

• 35:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  I, I believe he's admitting to a felony.

• 35:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  To lying on a police report.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  I think the, the head of security is committing a felony.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  No, but I think.

• 35:50Speaker 00

  We don't know which team it is.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  We don't know which team, but Emmanuel is saying.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  I didn't, yeah, but whoever, whoever head of security is.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  He signed his name off on a report saying that he did not cause the accident when he knew that he did. So it sounds like he admitted to a felony.

• 36:03Speaker 00

  And the way like car accidents work, it's gotta be somebody's fault. So the other guys or girls, premium definitely went up. They're paying more in insurance. That's a bummer.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  What's the statute of limitation on that?

• 36:14Speaker 00

  Car accidents.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Hmm. Like lying on a police report, I wonder.

• 36:18Speaker 03

  I mean, I thought they can get you for a while on that.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  To me, that's the big story in this and it's not

• 36:24Speaker 02

  which team it was and whoever happened to be head of security. I think it's more about like Emmanuel Acho. Personal responsibility.

• 36:32Speaker 00

  Anyone else have any thoughts?

• 36:33Speaker 03

  The legal penalties could be ranged from civil penalties, uh, all the way to Rico.

• 36:39Speaker 00

  What? Rick Bosco's involved?

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Concern, concerns if it's a pattern of racketeering.

• 36:44Speaker 00

  Ah, got it.

• 36:47Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 36:48Speaker 00

  This seems like a serious story.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Very serious. Yeah.

• 36:53Speaker 04

  I'm seeing, uh, false report, usually a class B about one year. Class B misdemeanor.

• 36:59Speaker 00

  But would it be Acho going?

• 37:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, he would be, he's in the incident. So he would have to make the report. Yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  I think, I think, yeah, I think Emmanuel Acho should go to prison for a year.

• 37:08Speaker 00

  Did you bring this story up because you don't like the Giants?

• 37:11Speaker 03

  No, I just, you know, national sports podcast, it's just us, there's not a lot going on.

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Choose your own adventure for Field of Dreams game tonight.

• 37:16Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. Nice, Max.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  Good point, Max.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  I mean, Field of Dreams game.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Don't let, don't let Hank off.

• 37:22Speaker 00

  You're out on the Phillies though. You're not allowed to talk about it. You said you're done with the Phillies right now.

• 37:26Speaker 05

  But the broadcast is brought to you by Netflix. You know, they're gonna put together a great show.

• 37:29Speaker 00

  Well, you said you're out on the Phillies.

• 37:33Speaker 05

  But, but Netflix comes first and we know this.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Max, don't let Hank off the hook. Your, your hatred and your absolute bias against the Giants.

• 37:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  For beating the Patriots to two Super Bowls is clouding you. Like, I don't know why you brought this story up other than to pick on the Giants.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  No, it's just interesting Kyle Shanahan thing. There's still, you know, it's, it's, it's part of the discussion we've had all summer. It's an ongoing story.

• 37:57Speaker 00

  It is an ongoing story.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  And a, a national reporter, also, uh, LeSean McCoy, shady Eagles legend, was also on the podcast when this happened. Didn't bat an eye. Didn't seem surprised.

• 38:06Speaker 00

  But he played for other teams.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 38:09Speaker 05

  He played for so many teams.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  Did he play for the Giants?

• 38:12Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 38:12Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  But he, he, he could also probably be sitting there being like, here goes, here goes Acho again, telling a lie.

• 38:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Classic Acho.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  But how do they find out who Emmanuel's partner in crime was? How would you get down to the bottom of that?

• 38:27Speaker 00

  I mean, you just gotta go through the entire directory of the Giants, you know, front office, right?

• 38:33Speaker 04

  That's a lot of guys.

• 38:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Do, do we know anyone in NFL security that'd help us maybe get to the bottom of this?

• 38:39Speaker 00

  Not with the Giants.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  We should investigate. We should hire somebody to do investigation.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  Aaron Nole is gonna give up six bombs by the third inning today. If you really wanna know what, what I think is gonna happen in the Field of Dreams game.

• 38:50Speaker 00

  Max, you should be rooting for this story. You, the Giants are NFC East foe. You should be like, let's, let's find the Giants. Get, get draft picks taken away. Look, PFT's rooting for this story to come out.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying.

• 39:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. The Giants need to.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  I don't care who's involved.

• 39:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  I want the truth.

• 39:07Speaker 00

  And we want the Giants to be punished.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  And if it happens to weaken my division rivals, the Giants, I'm fine with that.

• 39:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. Max, you're, by turning, by, by turning an eye here, you're strengthening the Giants.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  Schwaber's probably gonna hit at least two.

• 39:24Speaker 00

  Dude, if he hits one into the corn.

• 39:26Speaker 05

  It'll be so sick.

• 39:27Speaker 00

  Uh, okay. Can people stop?

• 39:29Speaker 03

  Also, shout out Tony, Tony, uh,

• 39:33Speaker 03

  Tony's market tips. That's the guy. He, he did, he did a lot of research on this story because he's, he's a 49ers.

• 39:38Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  Guy that's, he's trying to, yeah, figure that out.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  Mimes, do you have any thoughts? On Ocho?

• 39:45Speaker 05

  Georgia's gotta get one of these guys.

• 39:52Speaker 00

  Oh, man. Um, can people stop? Body shaming Paul Skeens? It's not nice.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  I mean, the guy stretches a lot.

• 39:59Speaker 00

  Also, he does stretch a lot. Also, pitchers don't have to be in great shape. To be awesome.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  No, a lot of pitchers are, are a little hefty. More mass behind it. Yeah.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  It is funny that he's like, he, he needs to get a little more sun. You're, you're playing outdoor sport. You could just take, you know, find a way to get a little more sun on, on the bod.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:20Speaker 00

  Because he was pretty pasty, but let's stop that.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  It is kinda crazy that he got, they pulled him out for what, like five innings, four innings?

• 40:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. And never reached over 95?

• 40:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 00

  Feels a little weird.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  It's not good.

• 40:30Speaker 00

  Feels a little weird. Okay. Other story I had was, um, Michigan, what's going on with Michigan just trying to, do you see Kyle Whittingham? Basically it was like, we don't have to hate Ohio State to beat them.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 00

  And

• 40:45Speaker 00

  I don't really underst- I, it feels like the wrong move. I guess this is a play your results thing. If they don't beat them, people are gonna be like, you didn't hate him enough, but I think you should have to hate your rival. That's, that's, that's good.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  You should. Do you think he, he like hated Utah State?

• 41:01Speaker 00

  I would hope so. Or BYU, BYU.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  Probably both those schools.

• 41:05Speaker 00

  BYU is the main rival, the Holy War.

• 41:07Speaker 02

  But probably both those schools, he, he probably had like some, some feelings towards. I think he just needs to spend more time.

• 41:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Like give it a year and I think he'll get it.

• 41:16Speaker 00

  I mean, I, I look, look at like, Matt Eberflus was sitting next to Matt LaFleur at like a Bucks game, like sharing popcorn. Ben Johnson, it, he hates everyone in the division, especially the Packers, like more than anything in the world.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:30Speaker 00

  That's what you want your coach to fuel you.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  So that one was weird to me. I didn't really understand that. You should hate, you should hate in this. That especially Ohio State, Michigan. And that's one where like the fans are so crazy. You gotta, you gotta match their energy.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Because then it makes them feel dumb for hating them so much.

• 41:47Speaker 00

  Right. And you also-

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Doesn't even care that much.

• 41:49Speaker 00

  You leave the door open for, uh, you know, guys like who we like, Ohio State, like he senses a little weakness. He's gonna pounce on that.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:57Speaker 00

  He's gonna be all over that shit.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, there's another interesting story. Um, so LeBron James,

• 42:05Speaker 02

  he's, uh, he's on the 76ers now, but I think this is probably from his time in Cleveland. He said that when he go, or Kevin Love said this, when LeBron goes to a road game in Toronto in Canada,

• 42:16Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  he refuses to use the roaming data. He has to wait till he gets to the hotel to connect to wifi. Uh, because he's saying that like he, he needs to be financially savvy and, and, uh, and frugal, save a little bit of money. To the point of like, he refuses to, to deal with roaming charges. I thought that was interesting.

• 42:38Speaker 00

  That is interesting. Why?

• 42:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, the reason-

• 42:41Speaker 00

  It's like, what, like $5.99 a, a day?

• 42:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, but he turns off.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  All the, all the, the data on his phone when he lands.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, till he gets the wifi.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  And then he gets the wifi and he's like, okay, now I can use this so I don't have to deal with roaming charges.

• 42:53Speaker 00

  Is this one of those situations where like rich people just stay rich because they do shit like this? And this to me is like the most unnecessary thing in the world?

• 43:02Speaker 02

  No, listen, LeBron would-

• 43:03Speaker 00

  Probably I'll lose all my money someday.

• 43:05Speaker 02

  He'd probably be poor right now if he didn't spend that extra 30 bucks a day when he was in Toronto.

• 43:10Speaker 00

  That is weird. Do you think he gets-

• 43:12Speaker 05

  He should probably just sue St. Vincent and St. Mary for anything that he, that he has done in past school.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  What? I agree.

• 43:19Speaker 00

  Tried, he tried hard there. That was a really good effort. I like the effort.

• 43:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. There we go.

• 43:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um,

• 43:26Speaker 05

  What do you mean effort? That's exactly, you're talking, you're talking about, you're just crying about your guy who's suing a school. You don't think that's financially savvy?

• 43:35Speaker 00

  Let me, let me just say the, the second half of this episode we taped on Wednesday night, it's a lot looser and more fun. We're, I think we're at the, the, the beginning of like a travel day and everyone's kinda at each other's throats. The rest of the episode, it's like, you, you guys are gonna see it. It's gonna be night and day in terms of, uh, the, the jolliness.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  I think, I think I'm, I'm pretty level-headed about the Jayden thing. I think it's a bad idea that he's doing. I don't think he should be doing it.

• 43:59Speaker 00

  Imagine if, imagine if the Bears were gonna be the Indiana Bears today. The knives would be out everywhere today.

• 44:06Speaker 05

  What do you got, Zach?

• 44:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, fucking say something, Zach.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  In the Field of Dreams games, since we were playing choose your adventure, did you guys see their swinging corn cob bats? Those are pretty cool.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Oh, that is cool.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 44:18Speaker 05

  Hell yeah. Way to bring us back.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:19Speaker 00

  Hank, are you listening to this? I think Max-

• 44:21Speaker 03

  I'm looking up corn cob bats.

• 44:22Speaker 00

  Okay, you're looking up corn cob bats? I think, I think Max is a little nervous about the, maybe investigation coming for the Giants.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  I feel like you'd be excited for that. That's a division rival.

• 44:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't get it.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Now, are there any other reasons why you, you might not turn your data on?

• 44:38Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  When you travel?

• 44:39Speaker 00

  I don't know. Is there?

• 44:42Speaker 02

  I don't know. Maybe like, uh, maybe just personal security. Doesn't wanna get hacked?

• 44:45Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  He doesn't trust the networks?

• 44:47Speaker 00

  Do you guys when, oh, those are sick, corn cob bats. When it's like this, this wifi is, uh, unsecured, do you guys, I always just am like, I don't care, join.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. You already got all my shit anyway.

• 44:58Speaker 00

  Is that, what, what, what could they, could just take your life? What is that? How does that work?

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:02Speaker 03

  I don't think we wanna know.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:04Speaker 00

  But could they take your life?

• 45:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I feel like people get the phishing scams. You click one wrong link and you can just-

• 45:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, but like when you go to, when you go somewhere and the, the wifi doesn't-

• 45:12Speaker 03

  In movies, they just hack right in. Yeah.

• 45:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, but do you join? You don't join it, you join, like right now, we're on a wifi that doesn't need a password.

• 45:19Speaker 03

  I don't care. I'm not worried about it.

• 45:20Speaker 00

  Okay, all right. So you agree with me?

• 45:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's just your virtual life. You're not gonna get like, no trafficking. The virtual life you can give up.

• 45:26Speaker 00

  They could, they could frame you for some type of-

• 45:28Speaker 05

  They already got me once and I, it was, it was a bad week, but it was okay.

• 45:32Speaker 02

  That's right. Yeah.

• 45:33Speaker 00

  That's true, but also we don't know if you might've blacked out and bought four iPhones on that one Monday.

• 45:40Speaker 05

  America said that I didn't. I don't know. I actually don't know what, where like the credit bureau comes from, but they said that I didn't.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  America.

• 45:46Speaker 05

  I was gonna say like the police, but I don't think that that's-

• 45:50Speaker 02

  I think it's, I think it's, it's probably your big financial friend experience, Max.

• 45:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  I think, I think that might have something to do with it.

• 45:57Speaker 05

  Right.

• 46:00Speaker 00

  Uh, all right. Uh, Russell Westbrook retired.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 46:03Speaker 00

  That kinda sad. I feel like he was one of those guys who, uh, because he never, he never like aged look-wise. You know, obviously he aged a little bit, but he always was just in shape for his entire career. That I, I'll, I'll go another five years being like, he could probably get out there and, and do something off the bench energy-wise.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  I would have loved to see Russell Westbrook just go overseas and drop 70 every game.

• 46:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  That'd be nice.

• 46:26Speaker 00

  That would be sick.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  You might miss it. Yeah. If, if there's one guy that, like a retired all-time great that would do the thing where you show up to like a lifestyle or, uh, LA Fitness and just give a bunch of 40-year-old accountants business in the gym, I could see Westbrook doing that.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  He's absolutely gonna bust that ass.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, in his own, in his own head, he sees all those guys up there as the people that were courtside calling him Westbrook.

• 46:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  And so that now, now is where, when the fun really begins.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, uh, Florida State's retiring Sebastian Janikowski's jersey.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 46:58Speaker 00

  That's actually real.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  There we go. Are they really?

• 47:01Speaker 00

  Yes. Number 38, August 29th, season over against New Mexico.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  What, what happened? Why now?

• 47:07Speaker 00

  I don't know. I just, I was just scrolling and saw it. That's so perfect.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  That's awesome. I, I love it.

• 47:14Speaker 05

  Mimes just texted at our, at our production chat and said, this show is about nothing right now.

• 47:21Speaker 00

  It's actually, no, that's not true. It's heavy about retirement, jersey retirement and the ongoing investigation with the New York Giants. That would be the two main takeaways from today's episode.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  I can't believe his jersey wasn't retired. Like what happened in the last, I don't know, 10 years?

• 47:37Speaker 00

  They might've had like a clause like, don't, don't do anything bad. Like don't get any DUIs or anything for a certain amount of time and we'll then retire your jersey.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  The clock kept restarting.

• 47:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  Don't you think it's crazy that Villanova has number one retired twice?

• 47:50Speaker 00

  That is crazy.

• 47:51Speaker 05

  And they're gonna get, Scotty Reynolds also wore number one and his number isn't even retired yet. It's Kyle Lowry and Jayden Brunson.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  They, they should retire Scotty's number.

• 48:01Speaker 05

  I know, but that means they're, they're gonna have three number ones retired.

• 48:04Speaker 00

  Don't you think it's weird that Randy Moss's retired, the number isn't retired for the Vikings?

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's always weird.

• 48:10Speaker 00

  That's fucking weird.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  That's why I think like jersey retirement, we've gotten way too fast and loose with retiring jerseys.

• 48:15Speaker 00

  Teams should have started to and more teams should do it. Just Ring of Honor. Just do Ring of Honor. And then you don't have to fuck with the jerseys.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, Ring of Honor. It doesn't, it would only have to be like, I can't even imagine if, uh, maybe Mendoza in the, Indiana. I could see that.

• 48:31Speaker 00

  Again, college football is so hard because you have, you have so many guys.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  And also, it's a pretty big selling point if you tell a player like, hey, you can wear your jersey at your school. Like,

• 48:41Speaker 00

  Right.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  That's something that, that kids actually care about when they go to college.

• 48:45Speaker 00

  And, and, and it's a really good selling point too, because if you're like Brian Kelly, you don't even have to follow through with it. So it's like, that's the best type of selling point where you can sell someone, someone on something and then you don't have to follow through.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  You don't have to do it at all.

• 48:58Speaker 00

  It's the fight. It's like telling Michael Pennix's ACL is fine.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  I'm gonna be long gone by the time that check comes due. I think, I think talking through this, I think I'm, I think I'm anti jersey retirement.

• 49:08Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  I think that's my official stance.

• 49:10Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 49:10Speaker 02

  It's a weird, it's a weird thing and it's led us to a point where schools are retiring jerseys with no actual meaning behind retiring the jersey.

• 49:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  They don't understand what retiring the jersey even means. So now we've gotten down this path and everyone is acting like a bunch of big baby bitches for something that doesn't even matter at all. So I'm just anti jersey retirement from now on.

• 49:31Speaker 00

  I'll go, I'm gonna go-

• 49:32Speaker 02

  After Janikowski.

• 49:33Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go opposite of you. I'm gonna say I'm, I think you shouldn't get your jersey retired if you won a, a national title or like a championship. Because then your team is basically honored right there. It's only, it should be only for guys who didn't win the big one.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  So, okay, so if you're a national champion.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  You can't get it retired.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  The team.

• 49:52Speaker 00

  The team already is.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  Gets retired.

• 49:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, the team's retired.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  You retire the year.

• 49:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, you retire that team forever. That team can never play football again.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  Yep, okay, I'm with that.

• 50:00Speaker 00

  That's pretty good, right?

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 50:02Speaker 00

  So then we honor the guys who didn't win it all.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 50:06Speaker 00

  And they, because they don't have a national championship to come back for.

• 50:09Speaker 02

  What is this going to mean for the Heisman House this year?

• 50:12Speaker 00

  Oh my God, they, if the Heisman House was smart, they would actually have a video of Jayden Daniels showing up and taking his Heisman away.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 50:19Speaker 00

  Like putting it, or like, like the, the first scene is a U-Haul.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 00

  And like, bear, and, uh, they're sitting there and Reggie was like, what's that? It's like, oh, Jayden's team.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  Or like, or they build an extra room in the Heisman House because now that he's got two, he's got two trophies.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, sure.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  So he needs more. So really the only two guys to ever try to take their Heismans back are Jayden and OJ.

• 50:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  If, if it is true that Jayden really didn't know about him, him requesting the other trophy, it was the game plan just to be like, hey, honey, I got your other Heisman.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  It might've been a birthday present.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  Think about that, that would be a good surprise.

• 50:54Speaker 00

  Birthday present.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Like I got, now you have two Heisman trophies, baby.

• 50:57Speaker 00

  What do you, what do you got for us?

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Just Russell Westbrook retiring.

• 51:05Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 51:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:05Speaker 00

  Oh, I got something that will bum the whole room out. You ready for it?

• 51:12Speaker 00

  Powerball, $1 billion. Ticket was sold in Illinois.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 51:17Speaker 00

  Winning ticket.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Where?

• 51:18Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 51:19Speaker 03

  Powerball tickets, I don't. Doesn't faze me.

• 51:22Speaker 00

  That does, that doesn't get you a little, like.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:25Speaker 00

  When the Powerball's sold and you're like, oh, it's realistic that I could have, when the Powerball gets sold and it's like, oh, someone bought it in West Virginia, it's like, all right, I never would have won it, but let's see, let's see where in Illinois.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Buy Powerball tickets?

• 51:38Speaker 00

  Do I?

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Sometimes.

• 51:40Speaker 00

  Was that a real question?

• 51:41Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 51:42Speaker 00

  Yes, I buy Powerball.

• 51:43Speaker 02

  I buy when it's above like 600 million.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  I, I didn't know.

• 51:47Speaker 00

  It's just a form of gambling. Yeah, I do it. Okay. I buy, well, yeah, exactly. When it gets up to a big pot.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  The only thing that sucks about, about lottery is, um, it's lottery winners and athletes. They have this thing where you have to pay taxes.

• 52:01Speaker 00

  Yep, that's true. I heard about that because I heard.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  And so they actually take a lot of that money. So when you see a billion dollars.

• 52:07Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  It actually ends up being more like 250 million because you gotta take the lump sum, which is about half. And then half of that actually goes to the government.

• 52:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:16Speaker 02

  To pay for like roads and schools.

• 52:18Speaker 00

  Um, Western Illinois, so it was a 44 drawing dry spell all the way back to May rollover. That's crazy.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  That's a lot.

• 52:28Speaker 00

  Holy fuck. Dude, 1 billion.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Western.

• 52:33Speaker 00

  Might be, it might be. Nothing, I mean, we would just do the same show about nothing. Shut up memes. Um.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  I have a confession to me.

• 52:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  Uh, yesterday when I saw the Russell Westbrook retirement thing.

• 52:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:44Speaker 05

  It was, I was feeling, yesterday was a long day. In my head, I've thought, I thought it was Russell Wilson for the past 24 hours was.

• 52:53Speaker 00

  But he already retired.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 05

  I didn't know that.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  I thought that yesterday the news broke that Russell Wilson retired. And then when you started talking about Lifetime Fitness, I was like, Russell Wilson plays football. Why would he be? Why would he be?

• 53:11Speaker 00

  Russell Wilson retired already and he's going to be on the CBS test this year. He announced that a couple of months ago.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 00

  That, that. So you missed both Russell's retirements.

• 53:20Speaker 05

  No, I, I caught Russell Wilson yesterday.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  He got twice.

• 53:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay, all right.

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Did you, did you know he, you didn't know that he already retired?

• 53:28Speaker 05

  I, I thought that Russell Wilson retired yesterday.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:31Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  I do, now that you say it, I do remember the CBS thing.

• 53:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  I do remember thinking he's going to be bad.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:39Speaker 05

  But I, I didn't put that together until you. The life, the, the Lifetime Fitness thing was really what.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  It got you.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  Was really what got me, yeah.

• 53:48Speaker 00

  Is Russell Martin retired? Yeah. He is, right?

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Russell Brand, what's he up to?

• 53:53Speaker 00

  Uh, he, he retired himself, I think.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  All right.

• 53:56Speaker 00

  Okay, last story, and then we're going to do, like I said, we have a very funny Mount Rushmore and Fyre Fest. We taped it on Wednesday night. We're a little loopy, uh, incredible vibes. Hank?

• 54:07Speaker 02

  I think it's, can we call it?

• 54:12Speaker 02

  Can we call it?

• 54:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 54:14Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  It's reports, dude. You do, we've been doing this for.

• 54:16Speaker 00

  I know, but they cancelled the championship.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  We knew that, we talked about that.

• 54:20Speaker 00

  All right, fine, fine.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  We're, we're.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Wait, we knew that they were going to not have a championship?

• 54:24Speaker 03

  That we, we.

• 54:25Speaker 05

  We were just about to end the show. So close to not talking about.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Came out, we talked about it, then it's like, it's.

• 54:31Speaker 00

  But now they're, they cancelled the championship.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  That we discussed two weeks ago.

• 54:35Speaker 00

  What about Jon Rahm being out?

• 54:37Speaker 03

  That's a report.

• 54:37Speaker 00

  Okay, all right. So we're not going to talk anymore reports.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  So we can't talk about the report?

• 54:42Speaker 03

  We can talk about it, but I'm not going to be like, it's dead because it's not. It's a report.

• 54:45Speaker 00

  All right, all right.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  A lot of successful leagues just cancel their championships.

• 54:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're fine.

• 54:52Speaker 00

  It could, it's just a report.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Time will tell.

• 54:55Speaker 00

  We're not going to talk about reports unless they come from Emmanuel Asher.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Did we, uh, did we talk at all about JJ now up in the one booth?

• 55:04Speaker 00

  What?

• 55:04Speaker 02

  Did we mention that? I, I couldn't remember if we talked about JJ Watt is in the first booth.

• 55:09Speaker 00

  Think so, but maybe not.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Are you serious?

• 55:11Speaker 05

  That's fine.

• 55:13Speaker 02

  What, Hank?

• 55:14Speaker 00

  Well, he's just, we're talking sports, dude. This is a sports podcast.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  It's a problem.

• 55:18Speaker 00

  We, hey, why do you know you guys weren't on?

• 55:20Speaker 03

  Being for real or not.

• 55:21Speaker 00

  I mean, we might've. I actually don't remember.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, I don't, that's why I asked.

• 55:24Speaker 00

  We might've, but we might not have.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  Then, then Ross Tucker is now being moved up to the second booth. And that's what I'm more interested because I like Ross.

• 55:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, Ross is a good dude.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  He's a great guy, knows ball. Philly guy, knows gambling.

• 55:36Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm, yeah.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  He's, he's going to be the king of like slipping in the old Al Michaels, like subtle ones, but they might be deeper cuts.

• 55:46Speaker 00

  What do you think about that?

• 55:47Speaker 03

  I agree, I'm excited.

• 55:48Speaker 00

  All right, great.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  All right.

• 55:50Speaker 00

  Okay, let's kick it to ourselves. We got Mount Rushmore and then Fyre Fest. I thought we crushed this. We, in the, in, in August 14th, when I guess preseason football starts tonight, uh, oh, let's just do that real quick.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  And Field of Dreams.

• 56:04Speaker 05

  Got any good primetime games?

• 56:06Speaker 02

  Field of Dreams.

• 56:07Speaker 00

  Field of Dreams, Field of Dreams. Who could forget the Field of Dreams? Okay, uh, I'm going to say, I'm going to say a game. You guys give me the, the final score. Uh, Max, Packers, Steelers.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  Packers, 17, Steelers, 12.

• 56:25Speaker 00

  Uh, Zach, Lions, Bengals.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  Uh, 27, 27, 10 Lions.

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Okay. Hank, Colts, Patriots. Oh, Seth released his first, uh, this is our Colts of the year. Hold on, as, as I'm playing.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  May Day, he's something with May Day, I'm pretty sure.

• 56:41Speaker 00

  As I'm playing it.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  It's bad.

• 56:45Speaker 03

  He's got a, it's preseason for him too.

• 56:52Speaker 03

  I like him. He's got bangers. This isn't one of them, which I'm happy about.

• 57:04Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought he said Drake May is going down. May Day goes, going down is actually better.

• 57:08Speaker 00

  May Day's going down is incredible.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  Solid, that's solid. I take it back. I take it back. I take it back.

• 57:13Speaker 00

  All right, final score.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Uh, 19 to 10.

• 57:17Speaker 00

  All right, Chargers, Texans, gold chain. Nice hiccup.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  Uh. 218.

• 57:28Speaker 00

  Cardinals, Raiders, PFT.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Uh, 5-5.

• 57:32Speaker 00

  Okay, and then I'll take, I'll take 49ers.

• 57:38Speaker 00

  52 Titans, 12. Okay, let's kick it to ourselves. Mount Rushmore. Okay, before we get to Mount Rushmore, Chevy summers in full swing. That means no schedules, no plans, just more of the good stuff. Chevy Silverado makes that possible. There's a reason Chevy's called the heartbeat of America. And the Silverado keeps that heartbeat strong. These trucks work hard, so you can chill harder, whether that's getting out of town, heading to the lake, or just not turning around when you probably should. It's got the capability, the space, and the muscle, everything you need for a proper summer. Coolers, gear, whatever your version of chill looks like, because at the end of the day, Silverado helps you tackle more of what you love. And let's be honest, you've earned this summer. Now it's time to go get it.

• 58:24Speaker 00

  So roll the windows down, turn the music up and just listen. That's the heartbeat of America. That's today's Chevrolet. Head over to chevy.com to learn more. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Reese's. There's something for everyone when it comes to Reese's. We love Reese's. We have the Reese's Pieces sitting on the counter. We have the Reese's Sticks. We had Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. We love Reese's. It is the 1-1 pick in any Mount Rushmore of pretty much anything. If you had to do just the Mount Rushmore of everything, I think Reese's would be the 1-1 pick. Uh, if you did the Mount Rushmore of candy, it would easily be the 1-1 pick. It's the best out there. The greatness of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. It is like the Carolina Hurricanes or the New York Knicks, champions, every which way.

• 59:11Speaker 00

  That is Reese's. Reese's is the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Go get Reese's wherever you shop. Okay, boys, we're doing the Mount Rushmore of, Zach, what is it again?

• 59:22Speaker 04

  Mount Rushmore of Apocalypse Go Bag Items.

• 59:25Speaker 00

  Apocalypse Go Bag Items.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  So to qualify as a go bag, what are we talking about?

• 59:29Speaker 00

  Duffel bag size was what Zach said.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:34Speaker 00

  We're, listen, we, we were all a little gassed. He said, Zach, you take the ball, you tell us what to do, and you came up with this one. I like it. Uh, the standings, by the way, are, changes you send them?

• 59:48Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 59:49Speaker 00

  Uh, Big Cat, uh, Big Cat Memes, Max49, PFT36, Hank and Zach35.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  Go, we're road dogs and we got, we got another road trip coming up, so.

• 1:00:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, Barstool camp, road dogs, road dogs for life. Uh, we'll just say that, uh, we're ready for this. What, we're ready? Max, come on, dude. Max is mad at me and memes.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Meatballs?

• 1:00:14Speaker 00

  No, we just, he says we were being too flippant and loopy.

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  They're being so loopy in the team meeting.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Really? Wait, what happened? Why are you so mad though? Like, we're always loopy.

• 1:00:24Speaker 05

  No, this was, I, there's a, they're giving me the ball and there's a chance I just take all, all of their.

• 1:00:31Speaker 00

  No, you gotta take some real picks. We made a list of 23 items.

• 1:00:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Speaker 00

  And he's mad about like 21 of them.

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  Cracks.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  But you're letting him make every pick?

• 1:00:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, because we were like, hey, you take it, dude. You got this. Come on, Max, take, make, make a couple of real ones and then we'll go and then get loopy. The ones that you make the picks that piss you off the most and then memes and I will defend them for the last two.

• 1:00:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:55Speaker 00

  That's fair. Okay, I'm excited to see which ones it comes with.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  All right. So we're going to lose this one.

• 1:01:01Speaker 00

  No, that's not true. That's not true. We can defend it. Um, all right, who's up first?

• 1:01:06Speaker 02

  I'm up second.

• 1:01:07Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  Let's go, boys.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  We're up first.

• 1:01:10Speaker 00

  Mount Rushmore of go bag items for your apocalypse, for the apocalypse.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  Duffel bag size.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  We're gonna go with a loaded gun.

• 1:01:20Speaker 00

  Oh, good one. Didn't have loaded gun.

• 1:01:23Speaker 02

  Good pick.

• 1:01:26Speaker 05

  We did. No, we did, Hank. I did. I saw the look on your face right there.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Kinda hurts us, cuz it's just.

• 1:01:32Speaker 00

  We're not throwing it. We're not throwing it.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  But you didn't have a loaded gun?

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  Uh, he did. I did.

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  Memes and I did not.

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  Right, so you guys are not.

• 1:01:42Speaker 00

  Max would have picked it. He actually said he want, he wanted weapons.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  There's other ones still available, so that's good.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  There are. That's a fact.

• 1:01:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go, um, this was my, my one, one. I'm gonna go with lighter and matches. Lighter or matches?

• 1:02:01Speaker 00

  Lighter or matches? That sounds like two picks. I think you gotta pick one or the other.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  I mean, they both, they both start fires. You can take your pick.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  What about fire starters?

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  Well, you can take your pick.

• 1:02:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, you, this is your pick.

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  Lighter or matches?

• 1:02:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, so pick one or the other.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  If I take matches, somebody else is gonna take lighter, lighter.

• 1:02:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm gonna say lighters.

• 1:02:21Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Lots of lighters.

• 1:02:22Speaker 00

  That's the correct pick.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Lighters.

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's correct. We had that.

• 1:02:25Speaker 02

  Multiple lighters.

• 1:02:27Speaker 00

  We had that on our list.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  It's a good pick.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  Take matches.

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  Do it. No, Max, we have all of our picks. We have everything that you liked. Oh, everything is on there. Our whole board is open.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  Max is looking at you like you, you.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  I'm gonna take batteries.

• 1:02:45Speaker 00

  Okay, good one.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  Alright, good pick.

• 1:02:46Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay, and then what about the, the, the other thing you liked?

• 1:02:50Speaker 05

  You say it.

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  And medicine.

• 1:02:55Speaker 00

  Okay, medicine.

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  Just medicine in general.

• 1:02:57Speaker 00

  These were Max's picks, by the way.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  We're just going medicine in general.

• 1:03:00Speaker 05

  The first one was not my pick.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  What is medicine?

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I need to know, like, we need to specify medicine.

• 1:03:05Speaker 00

  Max?

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  I don't know. I've watched a lot of movies. They're all, they're always looking for medicine.

• 1:03:09Speaker 00

  This is where memes and I kinda look like geniuses, cuz we have some very, like, specific things.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  We can just take medicine, like, an entire genre of medicine?

• 1:03:19Speaker 00

  Advil, Pepto, medicine, you know, medicine.

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  You need med.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  Alright, alright.

• 1:03:25Speaker 00

  Take your own medicine?

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  It's like the number one thing of an apocalypse movie. They go to pharmacies and raid the pharmacies for medicine.

• 1:03:32Speaker 00

  You need medicine.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz they're idiots and step on a nail or something.

• 1:03:36Speaker 00

  You need medicine.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  Zach knows what I'm talking about. He's played enough video games. Medicine is big.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  We look at Band-Aids, Tylenol.

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  You have medicine.

• 1:03:44Speaker 05

  Medicine.

• 1:03:44Speaker 00

  We're just gonna take the whole medicine.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we'll just come with our.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  You guys chell out for Big Pharma.

• 1:03:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Speaker 02

  Okay. Guest picks by Fauci on this one.

• 1:03:53Speaker 00

  Medicine. Okay. Good pick, Max. Good pick. I don't know about batteries. That seemed like a bad pick.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Battery, well, yeah.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  What kind of batteries?

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  Double A, triple A.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  All batteries.

• 1:04:05Speaker 00

  Every battery you could have.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  It's gonna be a heavy ass bag.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  We could have done the Mount Rushmore.

• 1:04:10Speaker 00

  Our bag is a little heavy, isn't it?

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  Isn't there no electricity in the apocalypse?

• 1:04:13Speaker 00

  Oh, Max.

• 1:04:14Speaker 05

  That's why you get batteries.

• 1:04:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's why you get batteries.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  Good point, Hank.

• 1:04:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Max, Max, do you take the one thing we did all agree on, that the batteries are used?

• 1:04:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:24Speaker 03

  But Max is picking.

• 1:04:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, no, but that one we all agreed on.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Speaker 00

  Well, I mean.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  But it's Max's pick.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Medicine was his pick. Batteries.

• 1:04:31Speaker 03

  And then whatever the one that.

• 1:04:32Speaker 00

  He, he actually came up with it.

• 1:04:35Speaker 05

  No, I think, I came up with medicine.

• 1:04:37Speaker 00

  No, no, the other one that I'm talking about.

• 1:04:39Speaker 05

  Batteries was good.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Yes, memes?

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  Wait, Hank, do you want us to throw it or not? You're like, it's bad if you throw it, and then you're mad that I just.

• 1:04:47Speaker 05

  Those are two good picks.

• 1:04:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  I mean, it's, yeah, if you just take medicine in general.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got medicine.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:04:53Speaker 00

  Which one do you wanna decide?

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  I told Hank to take weapons.

• 1:04:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:04:59Speaker 02

  Weapons? You wanted to take?

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  No, he's laughing.

• 1:05:02Speaker 00

  He is, he's gonna pick it. He's picked.

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  I told you to take fire. I told you to take fire starters.

• 1:05:09Speaker 00

  It goes with batteries.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Fire starter. That's what I said. Everything that you were.

• 1:05:17Speaker 00

  I'm your starter.

• 1:05:18Speaker 05

  I'm just.

• 1:05:18Speaker 00

  Your twisted fire starter.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  That'd be such a good walkout song for a closer.

• 1:05:22Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  We're all over the place right now.

• 1:05:24Speaker 00

  It would actually, yeah, it'd be a good walkout song when you're walking with your duffel bag full of medicine and batteries, like, through the apocalypse.

• 1:05:32Speaker 02

  And probably also lighters.

• 1:05:33Speaker 00

  Yes, and lighters.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  Since it's fire starter.

• 1:05:36Speaker 00

  But not loaded, loaded gun, because I, that's dangerous.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  Write this down, Zach, maybe future Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore of people or professions that should have walkout music.

• 1:05:45Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:05:46Speaker 00

  Like, yeah, dude. I would, I actually think, like, if you go get a physical, your doctor should definitely have a walkout song.

• 1:05:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Speaker 00

  Coming in, like, busting through the door, you could tell everything of, like, whether this doctor is serious or not.

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  Giving up our picks.

• 1:06:00Speaker 00

  What? Oh, sorry.

• 1:06:01Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 1:06:03Speaker 00

  Doctor. Oh, we should have put a doctor in our duffel bag.

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  Let's, no, we got medicine already. We don't even need it.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm up? Alright, so I already have lighters.

• 1:06:16Speaker 00

  And medicine is fully off the board.

• 1:06:20Speaker 05

  And batteries.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go with toilet paper.

• 1:06:24Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Gotta have toilet paper. Like, what you're gonna wipe your ass with?

• 1:06:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  Because if you just, if you try to figure it out on the fly, you're gonna end up accidentally choosing poison ivy at some point.

• 1:06:34Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  That's a bad scene.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  There's gotta be bigger problems in an apocalypse than a dirty ass.

• 1:06:39Speaker 02

  I think that's a pretty big problem.

• 1:06:41Speaker 00

  If you have an itchy ass.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:42Speaker 00

  You, no gun is getting rid of an itchy ass.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  What, you're gonna shoot your butthole? You gonna itch it with the gun?

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  So.

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  Or we're gonna strong arm toilet paper?

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  We're talking about an apocalypse.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  You're bringing one roll of toilet paper, which will last you.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  I, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:06:55Speaker 05

  Hank, I like where your head's at here.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  We will take that toilet paper with our gun.

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  Who said one roll of toilet paper?

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  How much, alright, you got a duffel bag.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  I said lots of toilet paper.

• 1:07:04Speaker 03

  But it's in a duffel bag, so tell me, in this duffel bag, you're gonna designate.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  As much as it can fit. And also, if you run into people, toilet paper's gonna be excellent to trade with.

• 1:07:12Speaker 00

  Uh-huh. Hank, have you ever heard of the old?

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  We need to trade it.

• 1:07:15Speaker 05

  I think medicine would be better to trade with, but.

• 1:07:19Speaker 00

  Hank, have you ever heard of the old, uh, the old story, the princess and the pea?

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 1:07:24Speaker 00

  The, she has the pea under the bed, and it bothers her.

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:29Speaker 00

  Itchy butthole could bother you. Is that how the story goes?

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a great equalizer.

• 1:07:33Speaker 00

  Is that how it is?

• 1:07:34Speaker 02

  It doesn't matter how much money you have.

• 1:07:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, the pea under the mattress.

• 1:07:37Speaker 02

  How much, how much power you have, how hot you are. If you have an itchy butthole, you feel like dog shit.

• 1:07:42Speaker 00

  Like.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  That ruins your day.

• 1:07:43Speaker 00

  No amount of medicine or batteries can change having an itchy butthole.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 1:07:47Speaker 00

  And we have all of it.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  I think toilet paper's a great pick.

• 1:07:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, I like it.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 05

  Hank, I'm on your side. I think it's a terrible pick.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  Alright, woo, woo. Don't make us play four verts again, Max.

• 1:08:01Speaker 03

  Uh, alright, we are going.

• 1:08:02Speaker 00

  Mr. Serious is about to go.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  We're gonna take, uh, Swiss Army knife.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:08:09Speaker 00

  You already have a gun, dude.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, but this is, you know, again, we're thinking apocalypse, where we're trying to live for as long as we can. You need, you need a lot of tools, and a Swiss Army knife has them all.

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  You want, uh, the smallest knife that they make.

• 1:08:21Speaker 00

  Wait, you.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  Well, I have a gun. The knife is not for, for a weapon. It's for the, all the, the uses that it has besides being a knife. You think about a Swiss Army knife, it's just a knife. You, you've never been in the outdoors.

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  I have, but like, it would be a real bummer if, like, the hinges broke. I would say a fixed blade knife would be better.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  Should have taken it.

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  Dan?

• 1:08:41Speaker 00

  I have a question. You said the words, if you're trying to live for as long as you can?

• 1:08:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 00

  I feel like medicine is like, you live forever.

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  Until you run out.

• 1:08:53Speaker 00

  Okay. Well, no, we took it all.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, we have it all.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  You guys have a duffel's bags worth.

• 1:08:58Speaker 02

  That's usually how medicine starts out, but then a couple of years later, you get, you see those infomercials, hey, if you took this.

• 1:09:03Speaker 00

  True, that's a good point, Zach.

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  No infomercials in the apocalypse.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  Also, you guys.

• 1:09:07Speaker 00

  That's not necessarily true. I feel like we're, we're all, I think maybe we should have established what the apocalypse is.

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  There's also, if you guys take all the medicine. There's a lot of medicine you can get addicted to.

• 1:09:17Speaker 00

  True.

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  So you're just gonna become junkies.

• 1:09:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, was that nasal spray that Jake Marsh became addicted to?

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  That was a bad scene, man. Uh, but you're gonna get, you're gonna become addicts, and then.

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  We're not talking about medicine anymore. I don't know why you keep bringing up medicine.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  Withdrawals, and you're not gonna have any medicine for, to help you.

• 1:09:33Speaker 05

  Medicine was like five picks ago.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  You brought it up again.

• 1:09:36Speaker 00

  I did.

• 1:09:39Speaker 00

  Okay, you guys have another pick.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  Uh, me, Hank and I also believe in the, the bartering economy, so we would like to take drugs.

• 1:09:47Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  What kind of drugs?

• 1:09:49Speaker 00

  All of them.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  Medicine?

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  You guys get all the medicine, and we get all the drugs.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  Okay, what about?

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  Some of those are bo, some of those.

• 1:09:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know, but this whole marijuana is part of medicine.

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Illegal drugs.

• 1:09:59Speaker 00

  Okay, so we get weed.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Federally, you definitely don't get weed.

• 1:10:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, we get weed. We get weed.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 1:10:04Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  Cool. Hank, Hank, federally, weed's still illegal, I think.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, federally, they don't get weed.

• 1:10:09Speaker 00

  No, no, we get weed, though.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  State and local.

• 1:10:11Speaker 00

  Hank just said yes to weed.

• 1:10:12Speaker 02

  State, local, some states, right?

• 1:10:14Speaker 00

  So what drugs are you guys getting?

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  All of them.

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  All of them.

• 1:10:17Speaker 00

  So you guys are like walking around high on heroin with a loaded gun and an itchy asshole. That's a bad scene, dude.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Or we're guys who are looking for maybe some toilet paper, and a guy who's into heroin's like, hey, we're down to trade. It's a great bartering tactic.

• 1:10:29Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  And if things are going south, it's like.

• 1:10:33Speaker 00

  Just go on.

• 1:10:36Speaker 00

  We could Robo-Trip.

• 1:10:38Speaker 02

  Take a big batch.

• 1:10:39Speaker 00

  You didn't think about that. Robitussin. Take enough of that, fuck you up.

• 1:10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, just be asleep.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  Say there's a guy with some warm chicken parm, maybe he likes, you know, maybe some. Mushrooms, right? I will trade some mushrooms for some chicken parm.

• 1:10:49Speaker 00

  We should have put chicken parm on the list.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  All right, PFT.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  I'm gonna take medicine.

• 1:10:57Speaker 05

  You wish.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  Uh, let's see. I could take six. I could take four.

• 1:11:04Speaker 05

  I like this.

• 1:11:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  I could take.

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  We're going with no numbers, by the way.

• 1:11:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, we don't have numbers in this, in this apocalypse.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Seven, I could take eight. Um, I've got some really bad picks on this list here.

• 1:11:18Speaker 00

  Bet you we have worse.

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  I've got a really bad one, but I actually truly think that it's good.

• 1:11:23Speaker 05

  Memes had one that pissed me off. First one. We walked into the room, he said one that really pissed me off.

• 1:11:29Speaker 00

  It did, it set the tone.

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with seeds.

• 1:11:34Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Lots of seeds.

• 1:11:37Speaker 05

  No, that's actually good, because you can plant stuff.

• 1:11:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, that's not bad.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no fucking shit.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  What, what kind of analysis was that, Max? Yes. What did you think I was gonna do with them?

• 1:11:50Speaker 05

  At first, I thought you were talking about like grubbing on some sunflowers, like, like sunflower seeds.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a good idea, because you could, because you could even plant them too.

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  You thought about eating them?

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, I thought you were like, seeds, like I, I went to the gas station, I picked up some seeds.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, man, you, you, you take seeds for, for tomatoes, for crops.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  No, that's a good one.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  Corn, for, for all sorts of stuff. You, you make your own food. That's also gonna be super in demand. Because grocery stores aren't gonna last forever. Farms aren't gonna be around that much more. Seeds.

• 1:12:23Speaker 00

  Seeds.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  Ask any prepper, they'll tell you, seeds.

• 1:12:26Speaker 00

  Seeds.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  That's the ticket.

• 1:12:28Speaker 00

  It's a good pick.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  Also, you could grow your own marijuana and poppies.

• 1:12:32Speaker 05

  All right.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  And coke plants, whatever that comes from.

• 1:12:35Speaker 00

  No, they already got drugs.

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  But I could make my own.

• 1:12:38Speaker 00

  You can't have anything that does, has to do with drugs.

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  Don't even think about medicine.

• 1:12:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  There's definitely seeds of, like, aloe.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  I would, I would make, yeah, I'd make my own medicine.

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:12:49Speaker 02

  And then you guys, when you ran out, you'd have to come to my farm.

• 1:12:52Speaker 00

  All right, Max.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  Long term.

• 1:12:53Speaker 00

  How long are you planning to last in this apocalypse?

• 1:12:56Speaker 02

  How long are you planning on lasting?

• 1:12:58Speaker 00

  It's an apocalypse, probably not long.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  As long as possible, yeah, with your bag.

• 1:13:01Speaker 00

  Not long enough to, to, to grow a fucking tree.

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  You might have to. I don't wanna grow a tree. Who said anything about growing a tree?

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  Uh, sorry, a tomato plant.

• 1:13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, like six months.

• 1:13:12Speaker 00

  It's an apocalypse.

• 1:13:13Speaker 02

  So you're planning on taking things to occupy your mind for two months before you die?

• 1:13:17Speaker 05

  We're gonna go with a Game Boy.

• 1:13:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, there it is. That's a good pick, and we already have the batteries.

• 1:13:23Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:13:24Speaker 00

  So those go hand in hand.

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:13:26Speaker 00

  Like, I, if you're gonna die, you might as well do something fun on the way out.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  Agreed.

• 1:13:30Speaker 00

  You like that pick?

• 1:13:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had it.

• 1:13:32Speaker 00

  Oh, you had Game Boy?

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, we just didn't know about like the, the.

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  You didn't have batteries.

• 1:13:37Speaker 02

  Once you, well, it's like, eventually.

• 1:13:42Speaker 00

  We'll trade you drugs for a couple batteries.

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Then we're gonna go with, uh, non-perishable food.

• 1:13:48Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  Like maybe a seed, yeah.

• 1:13:51Speaker 00

  Like Twinkies.

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  Sunflower, I, you said sunflower seeds, and I was like, fuck, that was gonna be my next pick.

• 1:13:55Speaker 00

  That's a good pick, Max, non-perishable food.

• 1:13:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:58Speaker 02

  So you just, how many cans?

• 1:14:00Speaker 00

  As many as we can get.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  So really heavy bag.

• 1:14:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, our bag is pretty heavy.

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  We're, look, we got three guys.

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  You have enough food for like, three days.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  Rationing.

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  Okay, four.

• 1:14:13Speaker 05

  How long is it gonna take you to grow those fucking seeds for?

• 1:14:15Speaker 00

  You guys don't have.

• 1:14:16Speaker 05

  What are you gonna do in the time?

• 1:14:18Speaker 02

  It's an investment.

• 1:14:19Speaker 00

  Oh, so what are you gonna kill?

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  We might just take you.

• 1:14:21Speaker 00

  You don't have it in you, you're gonna eat me? No. You gotta kill Max and memes too.

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:27Speaker 00

  It's an apocalypse. Yeah, in Philly, batteries are a big time weapon.

• 1:14:33Speaker 05

  We should have picked six.

• 1:14:35Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  We should have picked six.

• 1:14:38Speaker 00

  We'll get to that. Uh, okay, PFT?

• 1:14:41Speaker 02

  I'm up again?

• 1:14:42Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, six was a big miss. Fuck, man.

• 1:14:49Speaker 00

  I'm actually mad at you for that.

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  I've got one that I should take.

• 1:14:54Speaker 00

  Take it. As someone who ju, who's regretting not taking six, you should take it.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  Cigs?

• 1:15:00Speaker 00

  No, six, number six.

• 1:15:01Speaker 05

  Are you gonna take cigs?

• 1:15:02Speaker 02

  I was thinking about taking cigs. Maybe medicine.

• 1:15:06Speaker 05

  You already got the lighter.

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, it might be medicine.

• 1:15:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  Um, or drugs, I guess. Actually, in Apocalypse, there's gonna be a lot of people that used to smoke cigarettes that don't have cigarettes anymore. They'll probably rob you. Um, I'm gonna go. This is really good value, I think, for the last round.

• 1:15:26Speaker 00

  I like, I like when you say that.

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  Took food in the last round.

• 1:15:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, you did get food. That actually is a huge value.

• 1:15:32Speaker 02

  You took lunch. You're packing lunch.

• 1:15:35Speaker 00

  Eat some food.

• 1:15:36Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm gonna take

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  nudes.

• 1:15:46Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  I'm planning for the long term. There's no internet. There's no weird movie theaters with sticky floors. You, uh, nudes are gonna be the new gold.

• 1:16:00Speaker 00

  Even in the apocalypse, you're horny.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  No, no, these are to bar, bar. It's like, if you run across some people, they've got some stuff, like maybe they, they might have some medicine.

• 1:16:11Speaker 00

  That was genuinely our next pick, was porno mags.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:16:14Speaker 05

  We, we had that on our list too.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  And we had porno, and you're like, I've got nipples, like, confirmed boobs. We had, you are gonna be a person high demand.

• 1:16:23Speaker 00

  We also had old Sports Illustrated to be like, be able to remember football.

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:29Speaker 00

  Almost as good as porno.

• 1:16:30Speaker 02

  I, I, I wrote, wait, are we done?

• 1:16:32Speaker 00

  No, no, they have their last pick.

• 1:16:34Speaker 02

  Okay, I don't want Hank to seal this one.

• 1:16:35Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know that, Zach, or honestly. We have right now, gun, Swiss Army knife, drugs, yeah.

• 1:16:45Speaker 00

  A lot of weapons.

• 1:16:45Speaker 03

  I like eight.

• 1:16:46Speaker 00

  You guys are like.

• 1:16:48Speaker 03

  Okay, we would like.

• 1:16:48Speaker 00

  Gonna play Scarface?

• 1:16:49Speaker 02

  We'd like to take playing cards.

• 1:16:52Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  It's a good time.

• 1:16:54Speaker 00

  Playing cards.

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:16:56Speaker 05

  I like cards.

• 1:16:57Speaker 00

  I like cards.

• 1:16:58Speaker 05

  Suck when you lose them, though.

• 1:16:59Speaker 00

  Who are you gonna play with? You guys gonna play solitaire?

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Maybe you guys bring over your Game Boy, PFT brings over some of the seeds.

• 1:17:06Speaker 05

  The nudes, for sure.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  Play little cards.

• 1:17:10Speaker 02

  Okay, how long are you guys thinking we're gonna be in the apocalypse?

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  Well, cards, you don't need batteries for, you can play cards forever.

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, that's kinda weird that you're thinking.

• 1:17:18Speaker 00

  What did you say, memes?

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  It's gonna be such a long apocalypse.

• 1:17:20Speaker 05

  Well, no, Max was like, Max was like.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  It's just something, it's like.

• 1:17:23Speaker 05

  It's like, what are we all just gonna jerk off with each other?

• 1:17:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:27Speaker 03

  Like, let's, let's say we survive, let's say we survive, and when, and, and if we survive, then yeah, having seeds would be good. But if you survive, you run out of toilet paper, I don't know, six months in. If you survive three years, we have cards for, we have cards for as long as we survive.

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  Game Boys.

• 1:17:42Speaker 05

  Game Boys.

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  Forever.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, and bad, I mean, yeah.

• 1:17:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, batteries was a huge.

• 1:17:46Speaker 02

  Hey, you ever think, you ever think that maybe some of my seeds are cotton seeds, and then I grow my own toilet paper?

• 1:17:53Speaker 03

  No, you couldn't do that.

• 1:17:54Speaker 00

  We, we basically did the Dwyane Wade, LeBron James alley-oop with, with batteries to Game Boy.

• 1:17:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:00Speaker 00

  You didn't see the Game Boy coming after the batteries pick. We set ourselves up. For success. Okay, good Mount Rushmore, do we?

• 1:18:09Speaker 05

  Nobody picked water.

• 1:18:10Speaker 00

  That was a miss.

• 1:18:11Speaker 02

  Cause you don't have enough.

• 1:18:12Speaker 05

  That's a miss. There's a, I, I thought about saying water filtration system.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  That would be a good pick, yeah.

• 1:18:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, like a tablet.

• 1:18:19Speaker 03

  A lot of the stuff we were talking about, we were just like gun.

• 1:18:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  We just shoot the water.

• 1:18:22Speaker 00

  Oh, you guys think gun will solve everything?

• 1:18:25Speaker 03

  It'll solve some things.

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  We'll take some shit with it, yeah, unfortunately, yeah. We hate to have to do it, but we probably have to, yeah.

• 1:18:31Speaker 00

  You don't have it in you?

• 1:18:32Speaker 02

  No, but hopefully we can brandish.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  We could find a well.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I definitely don't have it in me, but brandish?

• 1:18:37Speaker 05

  I don't know how that works.

• 1:18:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, you could brand.

• 1:18:39Speaker 03

  But also, yeah, maybe Zach's just tweaking. And he might have it in him.

• 1:18:43Speaker 00

  Off of the playing.

• 1:18:44Speaker 02

  Bad trip off the, yeah.

• 1:18:45Speaker 00

  The solitaire.

• 1:18:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Speaker 00

  All right, honorable mentions, we got a lot.

• 1:18:49Speaker 03

  We had mini SOARD.

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 1:18:58Speaker 00

  What did you say?

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  Sword.

• 1:19:00Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:19:10Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 1:19:11Speaker 03

  I wrote that, I wrote that.

• 1:19:13Speaker 00

  What, spell it again?

• 1:19:14Speaker 03

  S O.

• 1:19:15Speaker 05

  Dude, Hank, we're a team, man. Sometimes it doesn't feel like we're a team.

• 1:19:19Speaker 03

  Wrong, no, I'm reading, I'm just reading my list, I'm reading my list.

• 1:19:22Speaker 02

  That, you know what you did right there, and that was mean.

• 1:19:26Speaker 00

  That was, I was, I had like a panic attack, I was like, holy shit, did I not pick up on the joke there, and then.

• 1:19:33Speaker 00

  That's how you spelled sword?

• 1:19:35Speaker 03

  I, I missed, I missed a W.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  And.

• 1:19:38Speaker 00

  Okay, and, and also.

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  Added.

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. But you all knew what I was saying when I spelled it.

• 1:19:44Speaker 00

  It took me a while.

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  Well, you also, you, you implied that it was Zach.

• 1:19:49Speaker 03

  How?

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  Well.

• 1:19:50Speaker 05

  I thought for a second we weren't allowed to say sword for some.

• 1:19:55Speaker 05

  I said, wait, what's going on?

• 1:19:56Speaker 03

  It's like when you take your dog, or ask your dog wants to go on a W A L K.

• 1:20:01Speaker 00

  Don't fucking say that word.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  Really excited. Oh, okay.

• 1:20:05Speaker 00

  Keep going your list. Could do your whole list Hank, then PFT in.

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  Uh porno mag, bottle of whiskey, flashlight. When you, we almost, I was thinking maybe flashlight, but that's why we didn't say it. Yeah. I talked about batteries for an hour, so I knew not to, not to bring up something with batteries. Uh, tent.

• 1:20:23Speaker 02

  Oh, tents good.

• 1:20:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, a knife or machete, mini sword, football, soccer ball.

• 1:20:28Speaker 00

  Oh, football's good. All right, PFT, go ahead.

• 1:20:31Speaker 03

  Duck tape.

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  Duck tape.

• 1:20:32Speaker 00

  Duck tape's good.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  We had toilet paper on our first list. I talked Zach off, but.

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  Bad move.

• 1:20:38Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  Oh grenade.

• 1:20:40Speaker 00

  That's a good one.

• 1:20:41Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  That was the last thing on our list.

• 1:20:43Speaker 02

  A grenade?

• 1:20:44Speaker 00

  Grenade?

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:20:45Speaker 03

  Grenades.

• 1:20:46Speaker 00

  Grenades?

• 1:20:47Speaker 03

  I mean apocalypse, you assume we're fighting someone.

• 1:20:51Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:20:52Speaker 03

  So having a grenade ready to go.

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  One grenade.

• 1:20:55Speaker 03

  In a grenades.

• 1:20:56Speaker 00

  You ever see one grenade, even if it is one, I mean. Just rattling around in your duffel bag? I feel like that would probably blow up.

• 1:21:02Speaker 02

  You'd be so afraid to use the grenade because it's like, once I use it, I have no more grenade.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  Like an egg carton sized thing of grenades.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  You're gonna.

• 1:21:11Speaker 03

  Mini grenades. We got 12, 12 mini grenades.

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  Are you gonna go hunting with the, with the grenades?

• 1:21:16Speaker 05

  Fishing.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  What if, yeah, what if I, again, it's the apocalypse. You never know. Maybe you gotta need some people. Or things. I don't know. I don't know. We're apocalyposing.

• 1:21:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:27Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:21:28Speaker 03

  Maybe we should, maybe we should like dig a hole and it's like, oh, I'm tired.

• 1:21:33Speaker 00

  Grenades.

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  Okay, PFT. I had, um, I had axe.

• 1:21:39Speaker 00

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  Axe would have been good.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  Swiss army knife.

• 1:21:44Speaker 02

  That's a terrible pick. I, I'd first.

• 1:21:46Speaker 03

  Basically the same thing.

• 1:21:47Speaker 00

  Well, also you could just burn the tree down with your lighters.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  That's true. I had first aid kit.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:21:52Speaker 00

  Ah, but that's medicine.

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  It's kind of medicine, but there's like Band-Aids. That's not, Band-Aids aren't medicine.

• 1:21:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  Max, you think Band-Aids are medicine?

• 1:22:00Speaker 05

  It's in the family.

• 1:22:04Speaker 05

  If you go down the medicine aisle, you're gonna see Band-Aids.

• 1:22:07Speaker 00

  And we basically, when we took medicine, we went like this. We swiped on the aisle. We have, we have everything.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Um, also had sigs. Had a map.

• 1:22:19Speaker 05

  I can't.

• 1:22:21Speaker 00

  Map is.

• 1:22:22Speaker 05

  Maps good.

• 1:22:22Speaker 00

  Good. Yeah, that's good. Big.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  I had, um, Starlink.

• 1:22:29Speaker 00

  I don't understand how it works.

• 1:22:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, you get internet in theory.

• 1:22:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  I had, uh, solar charger. So it's like a little mini generator.

• 1:22:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  So you get electricity, recharge.

• 1:22:39Speaker 05

  None of those things ha- happen. Actually, solar, solar, I'm thinking, I'm just thinking of apocalypse movies and I've never seen Starlink.

• 1:22:47Speaker 00

  That's the problem is I don't think I've ever seen apocalypse movie.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, we're not, we're not saying like, what would you write into a screenplay about the apocalypse?

• 1:22:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:56Speaker 00

  You've never seen Stand By Me and our fucking best friend is in it.

• 1:23:00Speaker 03

  I have seen, I've, I've, I've studied Stand By Me.

• 1:23:04Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, that's right. You have seen it.

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  You watched that, that show with, uh, the guy that touches all his female co-stars? What's his name?

• 1:23:11Speaker 00

  EDP?

• 1:23:13Speaker 02

  That's not the way that works. Yeah.

• 1:23:16Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:23:17Speaker 02

  The movie of the apocalypse, or was it The Last of Us?

• 1:23:20Speaker 00

  What's the one with Will Smith when he's in New York City and he has the dog? I couldn't watch that because I know the dog dies. Yeah, the dog dies, right?

• 1:23:27Speaker 02

  So I, one of my, one of my picks was, uh, was Blake.

• 1:23:31Speaker 00

  Well, I mean, they don't put a dog in a movie like that and not kill it. It's fucked up. You know that's gonna happen. I didn't see Marley and Me for the same reason.

• 1:23:38Speaker 02

  A loyal puppy was on my list.

• 1:23:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:23:40Speaker 02

  That can like grow up with you.

• 1:23:41Speaker 05

  That's honestly.

• 1:23:42Speaker 02

  Companion.

• 1:23:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's a good pick, but that'd also be kind of mean to put him in the duffel bag.

• 1:23:46Speaker 05

  Now you put its head poking out.

• 1:23:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, you get, duffel bags, they breathe. Um, I had roller blades.

• 1:23:55Speaker 00

  That's not a bad pick.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  I did not take roller blades. I actually think it would be a sneaky good pick.

• 1:23:58Speaker 00

  I think it's a great pick.

• 1:24:00Speaker 05

  Would be elite.

• 1:24:00Speaker 02

  If you, if you have to get around and there's roads and sidewalks in the apocalypse, it's like everyone else is using their feet. That takes hours to walk anywhere. You could go hunting on roller blades. You could do a lot of stuff on roller blades. It'd be sick. And you'd look really cool.

• 1:24:13Speaker 05

  You're, you're gonna use them in the grass? Where are you going hunting?

• 1:24:16Speaker 02

  Like we're talking, I don't know. There's a possibility you could hunt because you're gonna be in an urban environment that's gonna be overgrown.

• 1:24:23Speaker 05

  Oh, so you're doing urban apocalypse?

• 1:24:25Speaker 02

  Well, nature is healing. You know, sometimes the wolves and shit, they move back. You see deer walking around.

• 1:24:30Speaker 00

  That's where you, that's when you hit them with the mini grenades.

• 1:24:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:33Speaker 02

  You're on, yeah, you're on your roller blades with a backpack full of mini grenades.

• 1:24:38Speaker 00

  And playing cards.

• 1:24:40Speaker 02

  You're doing spins, throwing grenades left and right. It'd be pretty sick.

• 1:24:43Speaker 00

  I like that.

• 1:24:43Speaker 02

  Um, and then I had, uh, pencil and paper.

• 1:24:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, we had that pen and paper.

• 1:24:48Speaker 05

  We couldn't, we couldn't tell if that would count as one or two picks.

• 1:24:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think just to keep your mind occupied.

• 1:24:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  Pretty valuable.

• 1:24:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, hopefully someone finds you.

• 1:24:55Speaker 02

  Yep, and, um,

• 1:24:59Speaker 02

  a camera.

• 1:25:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:25:01Speaker 02

  Oh, and radio and, uh, fantasy football preview magazine.

• 1:25:05Speaker 00

  Okay, I like that. All right, we had, uh.

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  Memorize that magazine so hard.

• 1:25:10Speaker 03

  The bible.

• 1:25:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, good pick.

• 1:25:13Speaker 00

  The, uh, this is where Max got really mad at us. Ready memes? Uh, this is a mess. We should have taken this. Pillows. Why? Pillows are like, how are you gonna sleep? You need a pillow.

• 1:25:25Speaker 05

  It takes up the whole bag.

• 1:25:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, you need a pillow though. I would honestly do a whole bag of pillows. But you gotta be comfortable.

• 1:25:32Speaker 05

  I was mad.

• 1:25:33Speaker 00

  Along those same line, a sweatshirt.

• 1:25:35Speaker 02

  You just wrap yourself in toilet paper?

• 1:25:37Speaker 05

  Wear a sweatshirt on the way out.

• 1:25:39Speaker 00

  What if you don't? What if you, what if you have to leave so fast? Uh, a gas mask? Cause we don't know. Maybe. Uh, a scuba mask. Max got really mad about this one. Flippers. I feel like you would probably need flippers.

• 1:25:54Speaker 05

  I said if I was looking through my house to pack a bag for the apocalypse and I saw flippers, I think it would be maybe the last thing I would put in that bag.

• 1:26:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, you, you're not thinking outside the box. What if you have to swim?

• 1:26:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh yeah, like you're gonna go like spear fishing, like swimming underwater.

• 1:26:09Speaker 00

  Scuba mask and flippers?

• 1:26:11Speaker 03

  I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:12Speaker 03

  And you need a spear, but yeah.

• 1:26:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, flippers. Uh, I didn't, I can't believe you didn't take this Hank. Fifty-six degree and a sleeve of balls?

• 1:26:21Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:26:22Speaker 00

  Okay. Uh, Twinkie.

• 1:26:26Speaker 02

  One?

• 1:26:26Speaker 00

  Yes, it, it stays for an apocalypse, right?

• 1:26:30Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:26:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:32Speaker 00

  Uh, was this yours memes? Comb and hair gel? Comb and hair gel?

• 1:26:36Speaker 05

  Yep. You don't want messy hair, uh, in the.

• 1:26:39Speaker 00

  I don't know where we went with this one, but we said a suit.

• 1:26:43Speaker 00

  A resume in case the apocalypse goes sideways and you.

• 1:26:46Speaker 05

  This is, this is part of the reason that got, this started to get me angry. Um, yeah. Also memes walks into the room and he says condoms, which is the last thing that you need in an apocalypse.

• 1:26:56Speaker 02

  I'm gonna defend memes a little bit on that. You don't want to get anybody pregnant in an apocalypse.

• 1:27:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:01Speaker 03

  So you're literally repopulating. Seed everywhere.

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, seeds.

• 1:27:06Speaker 03

  Why not spread more?

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  That you can eat. You, are you saying that you can eat that type of seed?

• 1:27:11Speaker 03

  No, I'm just saying, like if your message is like, let's spread all these seeds and, and, and grow the world, like no condoms.

• 1:27:17Speaker 02

  Well, I think if you, if you got somebody.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  In an apocalypse, you, you probably need numbers.

• 1:27:22Speaker 02

  But if you get somebody pregnant, that, that person's probably gonna die. Like there's a reason why they won't let people go to outer space and have sex.

• 1:27:30Speaker 00

  Wait, that's true?

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, they can't, you can't be pregnant.

• 1:27:34Speaker 00

  I feel like they break that rule.

• 1:27:35Speaker 05

  You guys don't watch enough apocalypse movies.

• 1:27:37Speaker 00

  No, I don't know anything about them.

• 1:27:38Speaker 05

  Trying to repopulate the world. The world is dead.

• 1:27:40Speaker 00

  It's always, uh, a really, really risky thing that they are, are distraught about if they get pregnant.

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:27:49Speaker 00

  Uh, memes, it's, it's not a bad pick. I personally would just pull out.

• 1:27:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like apocalypse is bad enough. You get AIDS or something.

• 1:27:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, just pull out. But we have the medicine.

• 1:27:58Speaker 00

  So we'd be fine. Uh, one blanket. Just one, but I think you need a blanket. This one's a personal one. I would definitely pack my ankle braces because I know that I would turn my ankle on like day two and then I would die.

• 1:28:11Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Is that medicine?

• 1:28:13Speaker 00

  Like a really bad sprained ankle. Actually, it kind of is in the medicine aisle. Um, and then headphones, which I think maybe was for our Game Boy in case it was like one of those, uh, the, the, what's the silence movie with John Krasinski? Quiet place? Yeah. If you want it like, that would suck if you got killed because you were just ripping some like Dr. Mario on your Game Boy. So you probably would want to have headphones.

• 1:28:35Speaker 02

  Not a bad way to go out.

• 1:28:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, but, uh, yeah, I think that was it. Max was very upset about a lot of these.

• 1:28:40Speaker 05

  Picture of your family.

• 1:28:41Speaker 00

  Picture of your family, yeah.

• 1:28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:43Speaker 00

  Pillows was a good pick. I don't, where, how are you gonna sleep without a pillow?

• 1:28:50Speaker 02

  I think there's a lot of soft things that, that could fill in if you had to.

• 1:28:53Speaker 00

  Like what?

• 1:28:54Speaker 05

  The go bag?

• 1:28:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, the bag, bag itself.

• 1:28:56Speaker 00

  Ours is full of batteries, dude.

• 1:28:58Speaker 02

  Paper, a bag filled with toilet paper.

• 1:29:00Speaker 00

  Okay, that's fair, but we have a bag filled with batteries.

• 1:29:02Speaker 03

  Harmonica.

• 1:29:04Speaker 00

  Harmonica. Yes. That's such a good pick.

• 1:29:08Speaker 02

  That pick, Hank.

• 1:29:09Speaker 00

  That's such a good pick.

• 1:29:10Speaker 02

  You learn how to play the harmonica?

• 1:29:12Speaker 03

  Could I?

• 1:29:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:14Speaker 05

  I've been meaning to.

• 1:29:15Speaker 03

  Probably not.

• 1:29:15Speaker 05

  I've been meaning to learn how to play the harmonica because Billy Joel is my karaoke song and one day I want to bring out a harmonica while I sing Billy Joel karaoke.

• 1:29:25Speaker 00

  People will hate that wrong. That's, that is wrong. You bring out a harmonica for karaoke?

• 1:29:31Speaker 05

  Because I saw, I saw some guy at karaoke, some old guy at karaoke with harmonica.

• 1:29:36Speaker 00

  Old guy is the, is the specific thing here though. Old guy, it works. If you're an old guy.

• 1:29:41Speaker 05

  You don't have fun ever.

• 1:29:42Speaker 00

  What are you talking about?

• 1:29:44Speaker 05

  When was the last time you went to a bar? Don't tell me about what brings a house down at karaoke.

• 1:29:50Speaker 00

  Actually, I've been to a karaoke bar not too long ago. Uh, when was the last time I went to a bar? Uh, whoa, last Wednesday, idiot. Paid for your bar tab. Yeah, so how about that, dummy?

• 1:30:03Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 1:30:04Speaker 00

  And we had a lot of beers.

• 1:30:07Speaker 00

  I don't even think he said thank you.

• 1:30:08Speaker 02

  You don't have fun.

• 1:30:09Speaker 00

  You don't have fun ever. I, listen, the harmonica would work, but it's an old guy move. It works for an old guy. A young guy doing it, I think people would be like, what's going on?

• 1:30:17Speaker 02

  I think, I think Max can pull it off.

• 1:30:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:20Speaker 02

  Billy Joel.

• 1:30:20Speaker 00

  All right, then do it. Then do it.

• 1:30:22Speaker 02

  Matt, you want Max? Pup Punks back at Joe's on Weeden, Chicago in December.

• 1:30:28Speaker 00

  Learn it.

• 1:30:28Speaker 05

  I will, I will learn how to play the harmonica and do Billy Joel. And, and, yes, I will.

• 1:30:33Speaker 02

  Billy Joel.

• 1:30:34Speaker 03

  Cut to December or what, what's the date?

• 1:30:36Speaker 00

  No way you're learning it with harmonica.

• 1:30:38Speaker 02

  A hundred percent, I'll learn how to do this. I want to say maybe.

• 1:30:40Speaker 00

  So you gotta get the one with like the, the Bob Dylan where it's like, where you're wearing it.

• 1:30:44Speaker 03

  Sure, I'll do that. Max is gonna be at Thanksgiving dinner being like, ah, fuck, I gotta learn the fucking harmonica in a week.

• 1:30:50Speaker 05

  Probably will happen, but I'll do it.

• 1:30:52Speaker 02

  Friday, December 4th.

• 1:30:53Speaker 05

  Done.

• 1:30:54Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 1:30:58Speaker 02

  What like wait, if it was the fifteenth, would you feel better about that? Is that enough time?

• 1:31:02Speaker 00

  The fourth sounds like a busy week.

• 1:31:04Speaker 02

  I said December.

• 1:31:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:31:07Speaker 05

  I'm pretty sure I have a wedding the next day.

• 1:31:08Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 1:31:09Speaker 05

  I could leave Saturday morning. It's fine.

• 1:31:11Speaker 00

  No, just make a video.

• 1:31:12Speaker 02

  Oh, you have a wedding?

• 1:31:15Speaker 05

  A lot of weddings, man. So many weddings.

• 1:31:17Speaker 00

  Max learning the harmonica is gonna rock.

• 1:31:19Speaker 05

  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I love. This is gonna.

• 1:31:22Speaker 00

  Piano man?

• 1:31:22Speaker 05

  I love this. Piano man.

• 1:31:23Speaker 00

  So he brought the house down when he did this?

• 1:31:26Speaker 05

  Uh, no, there was like five people in the bar, but I thought it was cool.

• 1:31:29Speaker 00

  So it sounds like you weren't having much fun.

• 1:31:31Speaker 05

  No, it was great time.

• 1:31:33Speaker 00

  That was really mean of you.

• 1:31:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, that was unnecessary. Sometimes, sometimes.

• 1:31:37Speaker 00

  Especially because I literally was at a bar with you less than like a week ago.

• 1:31:41Speaker 05

  It's true. It's true.

• 1:31:42Speaker 00

  For multiple hours.

• 1:31:43Speaker 05

  Sometimes I snap back at things that are unnecessary. Shocking.

• 1:31:49Speaker 00

  I mean, I agree with you. I wish I went to more bars. I do not have time to go to bars. I miss bars.

• 1:31:55Speaker 00

  That was a good Mount Rushmore.

• 1:31:56Speaker 02

  Blowjob machine?

• 1:31:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. You said blowjob.

• 1:32:00Speaker 00

  You, what a.

• 1:32:03Speaker 00

  See, you're not gonna be using the condoms.

• 1:32:06Speaker 02

  Not on that. No.

• 1:32:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. If you have a blowjob machine and condoms, you're, you're not someone who's going out and looking for sex when you got it in your duffel bag.

• 1:32:14Speaker 02

  I've heard those exist. Heard those exist. And a Rubik's Cube.

• 1:32:19Speaker 00

  Oh, Rubik's Cube's not terrible.

• 1:32:21Speaker 05

  Rubik's Cube would piss me off. I still would never get it.

• 1:32:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's the thing is like, I would bring, I'd be like, you know, I've always wanted to learn this and now that it's the apocalypse, what better time? And then I'd throw it away after a day.

• 1:32:32Speaker 00

  What about Chinese finger trap? Just trap yourself.

• 1:32:37Speaker 02

  He already said blowjob machine.

• 1:32:38Speaker 00

  That's true. That's kind of you put your hand in it.

• 1:32:41Speaker 05

  So excited about this harmonica.

• 1:32:43Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:32:44Speaker 02

  Do you think he's gonna learn it? No.

• 1:32:46Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:32:46Speaker 05

  I, I.

• 1:32:48Speaker 00

  And you have to be good at it.

• 1:32:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I'm gonna be really good at it.

• 1:32:52Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:32:52Speaker 05

  I, this is a promise.

• 1:32:54Speaker 00

  This actually is a, this is a punishment for us. He's gonna be practicing the harmonica every day in the office.

• 1:33:00Speaker 05

  I'll, I'll, I'll make that a rule. No practicing inside, inside the office.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  No, yeah.

• 1:33:05Speaker 00

  That is gonna suck.

• 1:33:06Speaker 05

  I just, I just made that a rule upon myself. No practicing inside the office.

• 1:33:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. If you're in a quiet place by yourself or not.

• 1:33:12Speaker 00

  Matt's just ripping the harmonica randomly.

• 1:33:15Speaker 02

  It's gonna sound like a hobo that's going to prison.

• 1:33:17Speaker 00

  Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Stick.

• 1:33:20Speaker 05

  Well, I'm gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be cool.

• 1:33:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. A good stick would be awesome.

• 1:33:24Speaker 00

  I'm excited.

• 1:33:25Speaker 05

  You can find that.

• 1:33:26Speaker 02

  What point? Yeah, that's a valid point.

• 1:33:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, Max, I am, I'm excited for you to learn the harmonica. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be a supportive friend, unlike you who just.

• 1:33:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

• 1:33:38Speaker 00

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• 1:36:08Speaker 00

  All right. Fire Fest of the week. Henry?

• 1:36:13Speaker 02

  Nothing too crazy. Uh, I am, I am sharing a room with Max this week. Uh, we've had a good time.

• 1:36:21Speaker 02

  And I'm just old, uh, you know, on the road. I think yesterday I had

• 1:36:28Speaker 02

  some teas, 10 pieces of pizza, some breadsticks, nothing good. Nothing good in my system.

• 1:36:34Speaker 05

  You were hammering pizza like 10 p.m. last night.

• 1:36:37Speaker 02

  Woke up with the worst heartburn and a bad stomach issue.

• 1:36:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:36:42Speaker 02

  4 a.m., pitch dark.

• 1:36:43Speaker 05

  Same.

• 1:36:44Speaker 02

  I go in the bathroom. When I was like, you know, you're asleep, I didn't turn any lights on.

• 1:36:48Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:36:49Speaker 02

  So I was just sitting there like having, having a bad time. And then Max also woke up in the middle of the night. It was just the most awkward interaction at 4 a.m. where he opened the door, was like, hey, I was like, uh, I'm in here.

• 1:36:59Speaker 00

  Wait, at 4 a.m.? He, he walked in on you?

• 1:37:02Speaker 05

  I didn't wa, I didn't get far enough to actually walking in on him. But I went to go take a piss and he was taking a shit.

• 1:37:10Speaker 02

  I like, it was like, I didn't, I couldn't believe it. I woke back up this morning, I was like, did. Cause you, you know, when you're in the middle of the night, you go to the bathroom, like you don't really remember necessarily. You're like, oh yeah, I went to the bathroom. I was like, I think Max walked in on me taking a shit at 4 in the morning, in the pitch dark.

• 1:37:22Speaker 05

  It was, it was pitch black. I just didn't fit. I thought.

• 1:37:25Speaker 02

  And I just was like having heart, I was like, I was, I was, I was down so bad. It was just heartburn and a bad stomach. And I was just like.

• 1:37:32Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, that's the worst.

• 1:37:35Speaker 02

  Doing this, man.

• 1:37:35Speaker 00

  Your body's just on fire.

• 1:37:37Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm sad that you went through that, Hank. I went through the exact same thing last night where I, I laid down and then I got the worst heartburn and I tried to power through it. And I was like, at this point, I just gotta go puke.

• 1:37:49Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:37:49Speaker 02

  Went to the bathroom.

• 1:37:51Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:37:51Speaker 02

  Put a towel down. So I like got on my knees for the toilet and then I didn't have to puke anymore.

• 1:37:55Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:37:56Speaker 02

  And then I went back to bed, laid down again. The second I laid down again, I'm like, oh shit, it's back. Have to puke again, go back to the bathroom, go back, lay down, say, it keeps happening over and over again. I finally get some sleep and then I wake up at probably like 3 a.m. And then, yeah, it was, I think there was something bad that we ate last night. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cause it was some serious, it was serious business.

• 1:38:18Speaker 00

  This is why you guys gotta eat ice cream right before you go to bed like I do.

• 1:38:22Speaker 02

  It helps. Yeah.

• 1:38:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:23Speaker 02

  Cools it off naturally.

• 1:38:25Speaker 00

  Shout out Zach for getting the ice cream.

• 1:38:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm new to heartburn in like the last three weeks. I always hear a lot about it. Had no idea what I was in for.

• 1:38:33Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:38:34Speaker 02

  Unreal.

• 1:38:34Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:38:35Speaker 02

  Absolutely unreal.

• 1:38:36Speaker 00

  When you wake up and you're like, I, I have puke in my throat.

• 1:38:40Speaker 02

  Never once experienced it in this last month. It started coming. I, I never wanted to return something more in my entire life.

• 1:38:46Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:38:47Speaker 02

  Am I dying? And then like you had, you're like, oh, I was like, oh, I'm, I'm, am I dying? I was like, no. And then you just kind of play back like what you put in your body yesterday. Like, yeah, no, like, yeah, this is just heartburn. Like, this is just, my body hates me.

• 1:38:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, you guys are doing stuff cross late.

• 1:39:02Speaker 02

  That's good for your soul though, you know? I went through almost a full sleeve of extra strength Rollades today. Or Tums, I guess, on the course.

• 1:39:12Speaker 02

  That's gonna be. Can I whack one of those? Yeah. Yeah, whack. But I feel like I had so much, like the stones might be coming back.

• 1:39:18Speaker 05

  Why wouldn't you always get extra? Why would you make an extra strength? You, you should just, the, the baseline should be the highest strength.

• 1:39:25Speaker 00

  They do. They nerf it.

• 1:39:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:39:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. Like it's like double stuff Oreos. You know, double stuff Oreos are just like single stuff Oreos now. And then they make the extra stuff.

• 1:39:34Speaker 05

  Now we're talking medicine, which I am an expert of.

• 1:39:36Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:39:37Speaker 05

  All medicine should be the best form of that medicine.

• 1:39:40Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:39:41Speaker 05

  Is there like side effects to the extra strength that we don't know about?

• 1:39:45Speaker 02

  I think it's probably like less of the active ingredients. So I'm, I'll, I'll tell you, give me like a week and a half, two weeks. If I have a kidney stone, we know exactly why.

• 1:39:52Speaker 05

  Got it.

• 1:39:53Speaker 00

  Uh, Zach, I'm sorry that this is, you're going through this. It's also like a seminal moment in every man's life. Where I actually remember vividly when Hank first had heartburn. It was probably like seven or eight years ago on the podcast and PFT and I just looked at him like, oh my God, our boy's growing up because you just get to a certain age where you start eating things at certain times at night and it fucks you up.

• 1:40:17Speaker 02

  My dad told me that once it starts, it, there's no going away. It's like a phase. Like this is just part of like the life you live now. It's.

• 1:40:24Speaker 00

  Whiskey, hot, hot wings, like just, oh my God.

• 1:40:28Speaker 02

  Red sauce.

• 1:40:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:40:30Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:40:30Speaker 00

  Red sauce will do you in.

• 1:40:32Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:40:33Speaker 00

  Big time.

• 1:40:33Speaker 05

  A, a Bloody Mary will just brush you.

• 1:40:37Speaker 00

  I, I get heartburn just looking at a Bloody Mary.

• 1:40:39Speaker 02

  Bloody Mary used to be.

• 1:40:40Speaker 00

  And I'm a guy who doesn't even go to bars.

• 1:40:41Speaker 02

  That was one of my favorite things to have. Um, if I was having a drink before 2 p.m., it would be Bloody Mary first. And then now I haven't had, it's probably been years since I had one. Just can't do it anymore.

• 1:40:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:40:52Speaker 02

  Bloody Marys suck.

• 1:40:54Speaker 00

  They do. They're so overrated. They're, they, they seem cool, but it's just like, dude, a fucking, a vodka orange juice, so much better. Screwdriver. Although that will give you heartburn as well.

• 1:41:06Speaker 05

  Nah, no, not. I think it doesn't give you heartburn just because the choice of that and the Bloody Mary, it's like, oh, I'm gonna go with that.

• 1:41:15Speaker 00

  True.

• 1:41:15Speaker 05

  Not the Bloody Mary. So this is, this is clean.

• 1:41:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:41:20Speaker 02

  Dude, heartburn's like a thing where if you're laying down, you gotta stand up. It just starts coming up.

• 1:41:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:41:24Speaker 02

  We gotta cure this.

• 1:41:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, it's bad.

• 1:41:26Speaker 05

  Not cool.

• 1:41:27Speaker 00

  It's not, it's not cool at all. Yeah. After like a NFL Sunday, when we really go through our Super Bowl Sunday, I'll just be laying in bed in the torture chamber.

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:39Speaker 00

  I'm not. And being like, I'll never do this again. I'll never do this again. Then boom, Sunday comes around.

• 1:41:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:41:44Speaker 00

  So welcome. You've earned your stripes.

• 1:41:46Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:41:47Speaker 00

  We should like cut your tie off right now.

• 1:41:48Speaker 02

  It's like camp for us. I don't know if I want to be here. I don't like it here.

• 1:41:52Speaker 00

  Okay, PFT.

• 1:41:55Speaker 02

  My Fyre Fest of the week, I had a pretty good week. We talked a little bit about about the back stuff on the last show, so I'm feeling so good that I can't really complain about too much right now, but I'm a, uh, I'm a big Washington commanders fan. I don't know if you guys know that about me. And, uh, earlier today, I saw a post online that made me very worried about the season.

• 1:42:18Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:42:20Speaker 02

  Quinian Mitchell looks really good for the Eagles.

• 1:42:23Speaker 05

  I feel like we'll talk about this earlier.

• 1:42:25Speaker 00

  Well, no, we can talk about it now. It's not that.

• 1:42:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, wait, wait, we haven't talked about it.

• 1:42:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, we haven't.

• 1:42:28Speaker 02

  Did you, did you just try to delay my Fyre Fest?

• 1:42:32Speaker 00

  How good does he look, PFT?

• 1:42:34Speaker 02

  Well, he looks awesome and the commanders play in the same division as Quinian Mitchell and he's like, you don't want to have a shutdown cornerback.

• 1:42:40Speaker 00

  Wait, is he like, how do you know he's looking awesome?

• 1:42:43Speaker 02

  Because the Eagles social media account, they posted this video where he had an awesome interception, a great interception in practice.

• 1:42:50Speaker 00

  Who threw it, the backup?

• 1:42:51Speaker 02

  No, it was Jayden Hurts that threw it, but it was like, I mean, you talk about a break on the ball and the old saying that, that, um, great defense beats great offense.

• 1:43:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:43:01Speaker 02

  And it was, it's a really good play. Hank, do you want to see it?

• 1:43:05Speaker 03

  I saw it.

• 1:43:05Speaker 00

  I want to see it. I haven't seen it. I actually have not seen it.

• 1:43:08Speaker 02

  It says right on cue. That's what the, uh,

• 1:43:10Speaker 00

  Was it an interceptible ball?

• 1:43:12Speaker 02

  Look at that. Look at that. Like a great throw from Jayden Hurts.

• 1:43:15Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:43:16Speaker 02

  And then, mm, just ran for like, that's a really good play.

• 1:43:18Speaker 00

  He ran the route for him.

• 1:43:20Speaker 02

  Really? And then he punted the ball into the stands afterwards. And I mean, I, a lot of people are using this to clown on Jayden Hurts and I think that's sad and it's kind of indicative of where we are as, as a society.

• 1:43:30Speaker 05

  Agreed.

• 1:43:30Speaker 02

  That we see that and we're just making fun of people when in reality it's, it's the Jameis Winston fact that we always talk about like, he's going to throw a lot of interceptions and that's okay, but it's because he throws such a nice ball, tight spiral. That Quinian, maybe this wasn't even that great of a play by Quinian Mitchell. Maybe, maybe the ball just kind of stuck in his hand.

• 1:43:49Speaker 00

  Is that true, Max?

• 1:43:52Speaker 05

  I've stopped paying attention. This is the stupidest thing that's been ever talked about on the internet ever. One guy throwing an interception in training camp.

• 1:44:02Speaker 02

  Have you ever been on the internet?

• 1:44:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:44:05Speaker 00

  Remember the, remember when it was Bart versus Onion?

• 1:44:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:44:08Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:44:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:44:10Speaker 00

  You remember that shit?

• 1:44:11Speaker 05

  Barb.

• 1:44:12Speaker 00

  Bart versus Onion.

• 1:44:13Speaker 05

  What's the first word you're saying?

• 1:44:16Speaker 02

  Bart.

• 1:44:16Speaker 00

  Bart.

• 1:44:17Speaker 05

  Bart?

• 1:44:19Speaker 00

  Bart versus Onion.

• 1:44:20Speaker 05

  No, I do not.

• 1:44:20Speaker 00

  You don't remember Bart versus Onion? That was pretty stupid.

• 1:44:24Speaker 05

  Max, you're saying Bart, like, like Bart Simpson?

• 1:44:28Speaker 02

  There was a day when it was Bart versus Onion. Yeah. You don't remember that day?

• 1:44:31Speaker 00

  You don't remember Bart versus Onion, dude?

• 1:44:33Speaker 05

  So is this a Shane bit that we're doing right now?

• 1:44:36Speaker 00

  It's, does anyone else?

• 1:44:39Speaker 02

  I remember, yeah.

• 1:44:40Speaker 00

  Yes, memes remembers it. Memes, explain it. Bart versus Onion.

• 1:44:43Speaker 03

  Oh, memes, the memes guy does?

• 1:44:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  It was just a, it was a hot in the streets internet debate.

• 1:44:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, what side are you on?

• 1:44:57Speaker 03

  Shane?

• 1:44:59Speaker 00

  We're kind of proving our point that there's been tougher.

• 1:45:01Speaker 05

  No, I, I stay corrected because I have no idea what the fuck you're talking.

• 1:45:05Speaker 00

  It was just like a bunch of people tweeting and being like, you have to, you have to make a statement. Are you Bart or are you Onion? I think I was Bart.

• 1:45:13Speaker 05

  Bart?

• 1:45:14Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm Bart.

• 1:45:14Speaker 05

  Is there like a pick, is there like a meme of Bart Simpson with an onion and you?

• 1:45:18Speaker 02

  Well, I don't understand what's so complicated.

• 1:45:20Speaker 03

  One or the other.

• 1:45:21Speaker 00

  Bart or Onion?

• 1:45:22Speaker 02

  I'm a little concerned about.

• 1:45:25Speaker 00

  Pick which one you are. Are you a Bart or are you an Onion?

• 1:45:29Speaker 05

  What is this in context of?

• 1:45:30Speaker 00

  That's it.

• 1:45:31Speaker 02

  This guy doesn't get it.

• 1:45:32Speaker 00

  He doesn't get it.

• 1:45:33Speaker 05

  No, I don't get it. And I don't get why everyone's freaking out about this when the Bills did the exact same thing yesterday.

• 1:45:41Speaker 02

  It was a really good interception. That's what, that's all I'm saying.

• 1:45:43Speaker 00

  Is anyone noticing that he won't answer Bart versus Onion?

• 1:45:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a, that's, that's.

• 1:45:47Speaker 05

  I like onions.

• 1:45:48Speaker 00

  Okay, you're onion, huh? That was the wrong choice, but you're onion.

• 1:45:51Speaker 02

  Max, you remember NFTs? That was probably stupider.

• 1:45:55Speaker 00

  That was really.

• 1:45:55Speaker 02

  Also speaking of.

• 1:45:56Speaker 05

  People made a lot of money off NFTs.

• 1:45:58Speaker 02

  Are you a, are you a gentle giant guy?

• 1:46:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, those are popping off.

• 1:46:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, Gary Vee's back.

• 1:46:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:03Speaker 02

  With some seriously hot NFTs.

• 1:46:06Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:46:07Speaker 02

  Like really good investments.

• 1:46:08Speaker 00

  I still have one.

• 1:46:09Speaker 02

  Gentle Giant is undergoing a massive glow up.

• 1:46:12Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:46:13Speaker 02

  Massive. Like, I feel like massive isn't even an understatement about how big the glow up on Gentle Giant's going to be.

• 1:46:19Speaker 05

  That sounds like valuable.

• 1:46:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, really valuable.

• 1:46:22Speaker 05

  So not nearly as stupid as people freaking out about a, a training camp interception.

• 1:46:28Speaker 02

  You think Gary Vee's Gentle Giant is valuable?

• 1:46:32Speaker 02

  He, he invented, he invented a knockoff Pokemon that you don't actually own. You just pretend to buy it online and you pay him money and you think that's, that's a smart investment.

• 1:46:41Speaker 05

  Can I do that all the time?

• 1:46:44Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 1:46:45Speaker 05

  We open Pokemon cards that we don't actually, that we don't actually have.

• 1:46:48Speaker 02

  Like virtual packs. Yeah, that is true.

• 1:46:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:51Speaker 03

  Doesn't make it a good idea, but it's fun.

• 1:46:54Speaker 02

  Anyways, I'm a believer in Gentle Giant.

• 1:46:56Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 1:46:56Speaker 02

  Post glow up.

• 1:46:57Speaker 03

  Is, teams have to post defensive highlights and offensive highlights. If you post a highlight, one side of the ball is going to look bad from practice.

• 1:47:06Speaker 05

  Agreed.

• 1:47:08Speaker 00

  On November 15th, 2023, ex-user Steady E69 posted encouraging his followers to join the movement by changing their profile picture to one of Bart Simpson. With an NCAA football logo edited onto his hat. Then users Cyclone Retro SN appears to have kicked off the rival Onion trend later on November 15th. The user posted an image of an onion with the Iowa State football logo edited onto it.

• 1:47:34Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:47:35Speaker 05

  Iowa State football is basically Penn State. So in.

• 1:47:38Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:47:39Speaker 00

  It is.

• 1:47:39Speaker 03

  No, Matt Campbell is their coach.

• 1:47:41Speaker 02

  Yeah. So there's a lot of burner accounts or fan accounts that still have the Bart logo with the cap. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Just FYI, um, in case anybody's interested in getting filthy rich.

• 1:47:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, look.

• 1:47:53Speaker 07

  I'm gonna ask about the three characters that you think are kind of the most slept on right now. Tenacious termite, creative crab, and happy hermit crab. Though, the gentle giants have had to go through a massive glow up. And so if you're a gentle giant collector, or you're thinking about picking up a series two NFT, or if you want to buy some gentle.

• 1:48:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, massive, massive glow up for Gentle Giant.

• 1:48:11Speaker 00

  I'm reading the know your meme for Bart versus Onion. The third paragraph is, the Barstool Yak podcast discussed the burst Onion trend on November 16th, as seen in a post by ex-user, uh, Regan Huggins 12, bang, we're here with Bart Cat. And it's a picture of me saying I'm a Bart guy, Bart up. So yeah, I was big Bart.

• 1:48:34Speaker 00

  So yeah, it was really not the dumbest, even close to.

• 1:48:36Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Take it back. That sounds extremely dumb.

• 1:48:39Speaker 02

  I think it's important to discuss defense in this league because we, we spend a lot of time talking about offense and the quarterback position. I think we need to talk more about defense. So, um, it does pain me though, to see that he did throw that interception. Because it was a more of a spotlight on, on how good Quinian is.

• 1:48:55Speaker 00

  To put it into something you might understand, it's about as painful as the moment you said that you're an onion guy.

• 1:49:03Speaker 05

  I love, I, I love onions.

• 1:49:05Speaker 00

  We're Bart guys over here. Zach, are you a Bart guy?

• 1:49:10Speaker 02

  That's an onion guy.

• 1:49:11Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:49:13Speaker 03

  Sandwiches.

• 1:49:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:49:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, Bart. All right.

• 1:49:15Speaker 05

  I, I, I've never watched Simpsons. I've said that before on this show. So, and I eat onions all the time.

• 1:49:21Speaker 00

  Okay, um, my Fyre Fest of the week, I got a couple. Uh, the first is, uh, we had Coach Gruden on on Wednesday. Awesome interview. He did though, I should have stuck up for Hank when he said that, uh, when Hank's golfing, what happens to the podcast? Nothing. I should have stuck up for you. I'm sorry. Stood up for you. You were golfing when that, when he said it, but.

• 1:49:42Speaker 03

  Not really.

• 1:49:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, you're playing mini golf in the backyard.

• 1:49:45Speaker 03

  I was, yeah, I was two feet away in the backyard.

• 1:49:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I should have stood up for you. I apologize.

• 1:49:49Speaker 03

  It's okay.

• 1:49:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:50Speaker 03

  I didn't take any offense.

• 1:49:51Speaker 00

  Okay, all right. And then also, uh, I'm sharing a room with Zach and he snores, but it's like the cutest snore ever. So I really don't want to tell him. It's so fucking cute, dude. It's like a,

• 1:50:04Speaker 00

  like that.

• 1:50:06Speaker 05

  He's Gary from SpongeBob?

• 1:50:07Speaker 00

  It's so cute. It's not like a big, like, I'm sure Max was doing that, right?

• 1:50:13Speaker 03

  Uh, one for two.

• 1:50:14Speaker 00

  Okay, one for two.

• 1:50:14Speaker 05

  I'll take those numbers.

• 1:50:16Speaker 00

  But it was so cute that I like, I was like, I'm not going to wake him up. Like this is so fucking cute.

• 1:50:21Speaker 03

  The thing about snoring is like, you don't know if you're a snore guy because when you're snoring, you're knocked out.

• 1:50:25Speaker 00

  Right, right. But congrats on being a cute snore guy.

• 1:50:29Speaker 03

  I guess it could be way worse.

• 1:50:30Speaker 00

  Way worse.

• 1:50:31Speaker 03

  I can muffle Snorga pillow up top today.

• 1:50:33Speaker 02

  I mean, he's saying that sounds cute.

• 1:50:35Speaker 03

  I know, but if we need to muffle like.

• 1:50:37Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 1:50:37Speaker 03

  Pillow up top.

• 1:50:38Speaker 00

  I had to tell Zach he didn't have to sleep with his phone underneath him.

• 1:50:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:50:42Speaker 00

  To muffle the bomb alarm. I was like, dude, it's okay.

• 1:50:45Speaker 02

  He's acting like it's a grenade.

• 1:50:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:46Speaker 02

  Like, I'll, don't worry, I'll take this one.

• 1:50:48Speaker 00

  I was like, it's totally cool, dude. What?

• 1:50:50Speaker 02

  Garden.

• 1:50:52Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 1:50:52Speaker 04

  Egg carton.

• 1:50:53Speaker 00

  What did he say?

• 1:50:54Speaker 02

  Egg carton.

• 1:50:55Speaker 00

  Egg carton?

• 1:50:57Speaker 03

  Of grenades?

• 1:50:57Speaker 04

  Egg carton.

• 1:50:58Speaker 00

  Oh grenades of mini grenades. Also, I think I've talked about it, but I'm, I continue to fall behind in the burgers. It's gonna, it's getting to a crisis mode where I need to, I need to figure something out fast.

• 1:51:10Speaker 02

  What about sliders?

• 1:51:11Speaker 00

  There were sliders tonight and I looked at Max. I was like, I can't do this because it doesn't count and it's just wasting eating burgers.

• 1:51:17Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, is there a punishment if you don't hit it?

• 1:51:19Speaker 00

  No, it's just shame.

• 1:51:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:51:21Speaker 00

  Internet shame.

• 1:51:21Speaker 04

  It's two sliders, one burger. Can you do it like that? Is it a point five, point?

• 1:51:24Speaker 00

  I don't know. I didn't even wanna, I didn't even wanna get into the topic because like then I was gonna, if I ate a couple of sliders and posted it, people like, those are sliders. So I was like integrity of the game. Um, Max saw the moment. I was literally like, I can't do this. He's like, yeah, you can't.

• 1:51:39Speaker 05

  They're, they were good sliders.

• 1:51:40Speaker 00

  And then I ate like five buffalo chicken sliders. So I'll have heartburn tonight until I eat the ice cream. Zach.

• 1:51:48Speaker 04

  Uh, my fire fest this week is gonna be that, uh, today specifically, I had a two, two instances, two moments where I was, it was a sobering reminder that maybe when it comes to like the, the ecosystem of earth being just, you think we're humans, we're at the top of the food chain. And then I was quickly reminded that I'm maybe much softer than I thought I was.

• 1:52:09Speaker 00

  What happened?

• 1:52:10Speaker 04

  Just because earlier today, you know, when you're out, two guys who were golfing there on the golf cart, you know, maybe there's some empty water bottles, maybe some ball sleeves. You need to run to the trash can, throw them away. Makes sense. Clear up the cart. I go to clear up the cart. First bottle in, hear a little rough, ruffle. My, that was kinda weird. Go for a can, throw it in. Adult sized raccoon in the trash can.

• 1:52:33Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:52:34Speaker 04

  And you think like raccoons are tiny, they're this big. I gasped like a small girl and, and scurried away. And then for us today, I thought, okay, maybe I am kinda bitch made because raccoons are tiny.

• 1:52:47Speaker 00

  Shit, yeah.

• 1:52:48Speaker 04

  And then.

• 1:52:49Speaker 02

  They're also adorable.

• 1:52:50Speaker 04

  He was kinda, you know what? They're, they're rascals. I know, but it, they seem cute until you're one V one and it's in person and then it just feels like this is the end.

• 1:52:59Speaker 02

  A surprise raccoon.

• 1:53:00Speaker 04

  Terrifying. So that made me kinda feel like a bitch.

• 1:53:03Speaker 02

  I think that might be the, the animal that's like one, one in terms of if you're ready for a raccoon, it's awesome. And if you're not ready, it's terrifying.

• 1:53:14Speaker 03

  Nope. I think Zach's about to take the, the better pick.

• 1:53:17Speaker 04

  Oh, and then me and Hank were brainstorming as we do as Mount Rushmore contenders on the patio.

• 1:53:24Speaker 00

  Contenders? I like that.

• 1:53:25Speaker 04

  Season's not over. And then an adult may, I'm assuming male because he was huge, but I don't body shame. Adult sized skunk, just, what's up, boys? How we doing?

• 1:53:35Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:53:36Speaker 04

  Right through the fence.

• 1:53:37Speaker 03

  See it. Zach jumped out of his chair and goes, come inside, come inside, come inside. I, it, it was like someone had a gun. Like I ran inside, I was like, what happened? Skunk. I think worse than a gun.

• 1:53:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:53:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know what's gonna go on.

• 1:53:49Speaker 03

  The way he reacted.

• 1:53:50Speaker 00

  Skunked, that'd be so funny.

• 1:53:51Speaker 03

  The way he reacted was I've never been more scared for like 10 seconds.

• 1:53:55Speaker 04

  And skunk again, little tiny, kinda cute. The cartoons, very adorable.

• 1:53:58Speaker 00

  That's the Mount Rushmore punishment. You gotta get skunked.

• 1:54:01Speaker 02

  Sprayed by a skunk?

• 1:54:05Speaker 00

  Dude, is that getting skunked? That'd be so funny. Would you do a tomato, tomato bath?

• 1:54:11Speaker 04

  That's the only way, right?

• 1:54:11Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, I think so.

• 1:54:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:13Speaker 00

  And then we. Is that true or is that just like?

• 1:54:14Speaker 04

  I think that is true. It's kinda like a jellyfish when you pee on it. Yeah.

• 1:54:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. I, uh, in, in college, I was not ready to take a test and I wanted to, to day drink one day. And I emailed my professor that I, I got sprayed by a skunk because we had skunks on campus. And to that day, I think it's probably the best excuse I've ever come up with.

• 1:54:30Speaker 00

  That is a good excuse.

• 1:54:30Speaker 02

  I was like, I can't, I can't come to class. I have to go to Walmart and buy a bunch of tomato soup. And she was, yeah, of course, because what am I gonna do? Come in?

• 1:54:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, I smell like a skunk. Yeah, yeah. That is a great excuse.

• 1:54:41Speaker 04

  And then me and Cole were brainstorming. If we would have gotten sprayed, we got no, no vessel for soup. Like there's no.

• 1:54:48Speaker 00

  There's no tubs in here.

• 1:54:49Speaker 04

  Yeah. So you just, you're just.

• 1:54:51Speaker 00

  You have to just douche you in soup and I just, you just gotta sleep outside.

• 1:54:54Speaker 05

  That would have been awesome.

• 1:54:55Speaker 03

  I know. It would have been a funny podcast.

• 1:54:57Speaker 00

  So funny. If you had just been covered in tomato sauce.

• 1:55:01Speaker 02

  If you had to podcast from like inside, we tie a trash bag like kind of around, like that covers your whole body up to your neck.

• 1:55:09Speaker 04

  Yeah. Body shot, I think skunk, maybe you're okay. Face shot.

• 1:55:12Speaker 02

  Face shot, I'll be tough.

• 1:55:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, that would suck.

• 1:55:13Speaker 04

  You'd never come back. You're a different man after that.

• 1:55:15Speaker 02

  You'd probably have to cut all your hair off. Yeah.

• 1:55:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, we would. Um, all right. That's good fire fest.

• 1:55:20Speaker 02

  The cats cut your hair off for less than that before.

• 1:55:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:55:22Speaker 04

  So I've been racking my brain, kinda like, how do you level up in the animal kingdom? And my only thought was pushups.

• 1:55:27Speaker 00

  Guns.

• 1:55:28Speaker 02

  Pushups? You think they'll respect your body?

• 1:55:30Speaker 04

  In my head, I was like, well, maybe I do a bunch of pushups. Next time there's a raccoon, I just kinda like, yeet.

• 1:55:35Speaker 02

  Do you think that a raccoon would think that? Like if you were standing, uh, I don't know, who's somebody who's like really good shape and jacked up? Mincy? Or like someone else who's really.

• 1:55:45Speaker 00

  Congrats on Mincy, by the way. He got his boot off today.

• 1:55:48Speaker 02

  Oh, I heard another four weeks.

• 1:55:49Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:55:50Speaker 05

  I only saw the video where he went up to the white, whiteboard and said zero days until Mincy's boot comes off.

• 1:55:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:55:55Speaker 02

  But I think.

• 1:55:55Speaker 00

  I just assumed that he did everything the doctor ordered and he got his boot off today.

• 1:55:59Speaker 02

  I heard that the, I heard he got a bad report and it might have.

• 1:56:02Speaker 00

  I'm just gonna assume he got his boot off.

• 1:56:03Speaker 05

  That's the only.

• 1:56:04Speaker 00

  Today was supposed to be the day he got his boot off.

• 1:56:06Speaker 02

  We're not ready for another month of that.

• 1:56:08Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:56:09Speaker 02

  Um, but yeah, like if, if a squirrel or a raccoon or, I don't know, like a, a coyote or a wolf saw somebody that was like, you know, in, in relatively bad shape, like your typical podcaster. Or like next to a jacked up dude, would they feel like more threatened by the jacked up guy?

• 1:56:26Speaker 04

  I don't know if the animal's more threatened. I think it's more so like, I played the scenario in my head of like, if this raccoon or skunk did attack. I was like, my chances of coming out on top are probably lower than someone who is, who would have to go hand to hands with like a raccoon.

• 1:56:40Speaker 02

  What's your move if a raccoon comes at you?

• 1:56:43Speaker 04

  You hope you can get the kickoff, right? And if you can't get the kickoff,

• 1:56:49Speaker 04

  maybe like a th- swinging throw or twist.

• 1:56:52Speaker 00

  I think you handled it perfectly. Running inside. Yeah.

• 1:56:55Speaker 04

  But it was, it was emasculating.

• 1:56:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, all right. Roback question. R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, roback.com promo code take. Memes and Max, do you guys have fire fest? Real quick. You got anything?

• 1:57:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I did worst travel weekend in the history of travel weekends, I think this weekend.

• 1:57:15Speaker 00

  Oh no. What happened? Oh yeah. I remember.

• 1:57:19Speaker 05

  You guys only know half of it.

• 1:57:21Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:57:22Speaker 05

  So I had a wedding. I, shocker. I go to, I go to the most weddings.

• 1:57:26Speaker 00

  Popular guy in the world.

• 1:57:29Speaker 05

  This one was my, but the, when there's two, when there's two people, you just have to go to so many more, you go to double the weddings. Whatever.

• 1:57:36Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:57:38Speaker 03

  Thought about it like that.

• 1:57:39Speaker 00

  Are you close to being done with wedding season?

• 1:57:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:57:42Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 1:57:44Speaker 05

  Now all of like my.

• 1:57:45Speaker 03

  March 9th.

• 1:57:46Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:57:47Speaker 03

  Do you have a wedding?

• 1:57:47Speaker 05

  Free.

• 1:57:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:57:48Speaker 05

  Actually, I only know.

• 1:57:50Speaker 03

  You knew that December.

• 1:57:50Speaker 05

  I only know up until 2026. I, I can't even think of 2027, but like now all of my best friends are getting married. So like.

• 1:57:58Speaker 00

  What was, who's getting married before that?

• 1:58:00Speaker 05

  It's just like.

• 1:58:01Speaker 00

  Regular friends?

• 1:58:02Speaker 05

  Like I've only been in the part, like a, like a wedding party once. Now I'm gonna be in like.

• 1:58:06Speaker 00

  Wait, you're about to hit bachelor party and wedding season?

• 1:58:08Speaker 05

  I, I'm gonna have to say no to a lot of bachelor parties.

• 1:58:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:58:12Speaker 05

  Or maybe do like a day.

• 1:58:14Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:58:14Speaker 03

  You're gonna say no to your best friend's bachelor parties?

• 1:58:18Speaker 05

  I'm, I'll, I'll go for a little bit, whatever. That's, that. I'm gonna, yeah, I'm probably gonna end up doing, whatever. Yes, I'm probably.

• 1:58:27Speaker 00

  So you're, you're still like, if you had to go like, cause everyone gets to a point, like I don't have any more weddings. I, I don't have anyone who's getting more, you know, like, I don't, I don't know anyone who's gonna get married anytime soon. Like it's just, I'm out of weddings, you know? You're needy, like, are you, where are you in your weddings in terms of percentage?

• 1:58:49Speaker 05

  I would say like 52%.

• 1:58:53Speaker 00

  Okay. All right. More than halfway.

• 1:58:55Speaker 05

  But like the big, the big ones are all coming within like the next couple of years.

• 1:59:00Speaker 00

  Okay. Jeez. Okay.

• 1:59:03Speaker 05

  So.

• 1:59:03Speaker 02

  All those other ones were for a bunch of losers.

• 1:59:05Speaker 05

  Yeah. No, I like, I, that's the other thing.

• 1:59:07Speaker 02

  Anyone out there that has had.

• 1:59:09Speaker 05

  I hate getting to weddings, but when I'm at.

• 1:59:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. What about the one friend? What about your one friend who everyone thinks is not gonna get married? When do you think they'll get married?

• 1:59:20Speaker 05

  I have someone in particular that I'm thinking of.

• 1:59:23Speaker 00

  Everyone has that guy. What's his name?

• 1:59:27Speaker 05

  He listens and I have no problem saying it. It's my friend Kyle.

• 1:59:31Speaker 00

  Okay, Kyle. When do you think Kyle will get married? Will he be the last one?

• 1:59:34Speaker 02

  That's Kyle.

• 1:59:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Shout out Kyle.

• 1:59:36Speaker 05

  He wa- he was, yes, he was the guy who was at my wedding with, with his shirt off within like

• 1:59:43Speaker 05

  15 minutes of the dance floor, like being, being open.

• 1:59:46Speaker 00

  So he, he will get married when?

• 1:59:52Speaker 05

  I don't know, he's gonna, he's gonna be looking very intently of this answer and being very anxious about what I say here. And I do like that he will be anxious about it.

• 2:00:00Speaker 00

  Okay, love that.

• 2:00:01Speaker 05

  I'm gonna say

• 2:00:04Speaker 05

  five and a half years.

• 2:00:05Speaker 00

  Alright, so you have five and a half?

• 2:00:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, five and a half, five and a half, yeah. I like, Hank has also met him a couple of times and I like that you agreed with that number.

• 2:00:13Speaker 03

  I was gonna say five, five years over, and I'll take that over.

• 2:00:16Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:00:17Speaker 03

  No offense.

• 2:00:18Speaker 02

  Could he be a guy that, that does like a, like a two, three month wedding, like spur of the moment?

• 2:00:23Speaker 05

  That'd rock.

• 2:00:24Speaker 00

  No, he's probably gonna be the friend that, that you think is never gonna get married and then he meets a girl and he gets married like three months later.

• 2:00:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:00:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay. So, alright, tell us of travel.

• 2:00:38Speaker 05

  Now, I, I got, got delayed six hours on Friday and, and I was at the airport lounge drinking during those six hours. It got canceled and then we got rebooked for a 7 a.m. flight Saturday morning. I was with another one of my, our friends here, Jack McCarthy and our significant others, and we were already drinking for so long that we ended up getting, continue to drink at the airport hotel, which we decided to book that night.

• 2:01:07Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:01:07Speaker 05

  Got buckled in Rosemont, Illinois.

• 2:01:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:01:11Speaker 05

  Buckled. Woke up at 5 a.m., went back to the airport, as hungover as I possibly could be, battled through it, ended up having a great time at the wedding. Woke up Saturday or Sunday morning, clear as, clear as day, no, no delays, had a great seat. We were actually planned to land early in Chicago.

• 2:01:34Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 2:01:34Speaker 05

  We get the thing of like, oh, there's some weather coming in, Chicago's making, is delaying our travel for a little bit. So we were taking circles around O'Hare Airport for like forty, forty minutes. And then they tell us, actually, we have to go to Indianapolis. So then we took an hour and a half. While we were still in the plane, we had to go to Indy and then

• 2:01:57Speaker 00

  Well, I'd hope so.

• 2:01:59Speaker 05

  I decide, I decide, I'm, I decide I'm getting, getting, just gonna get the, get the car from Indy, drive three hours to Chicago.

• 2:02:08Speaker 00

  Get an hour back though.

• 2:02:10Speaker 05

  I order, I reserve a car, go through security, I get a text being like, boarding now, we are now departing in the next fifteen minutes. So I was like, oh shit, we gotta get back through. I go back, I try to get back through security, security's like, you, this isn't, this isn't your airport, you can't go back through security. TSA comes around, they say, actually, it's okay. He can go back through security, go back through security, talk to a TSA agent, they're like, I don't know why you got that text, we're not boarding. I go back to the rental car place, drive three hours. It's, it's worst travel weekend of all time. Oh yeah.

• 2:02:47Speaker 03

  A road trip partner.

• 2:02:48Speaker 05

  No, my other, my Jack McCarthy scumbag decided to wait it out.

• 2:02:52Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:02:53Speaker 05

  And also it took him significantly longer to get back.

• 2:02:55Speaker 00

  Oh, so good, you made the right choice. That actually makes you feel much better.

• 2:02:59Speaker 05

  Also, my wife was there too, so I did have a road trip.

• 2:03:02Speaker 03

  Oh, oh.

• 2:03:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:03:03Speaker 03

  I thought you were, yeah.

• 2:03:04Speaker 05

  No, no, whatever, that was fine. Um.

• 2:03:07Speaker 02

  Hank and I had to do that from Grand Rapids, Michigan during the, the night of the

• 2:03:11Speaker 00

  Selection Sunday.

• 2:03:12Speaker 02

  Uh, World Baseball Classic Final.

• 2:03:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hank was cheering on Dominican Republic.

• 2:03:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was.

• 2:03:20Speaker 05

  And then we also had to fly out Monday morning and I had to go drop off a rental car and then pick up my car that was at O'Hare and that, and then drive it to the other airport in Chicago and it was

• 2:03:33Speaker 05

  I'm here. That was it.

• 2:03:36Speaker 00

  He's here.

• 2:03:38Speaker 05

  Memes, Fyre Fest. Uh, so this week, me, Hank and Zach have been working offsite. We haven't seen a lot of people at the company. And then today, I saw All Business Pete for the first time. Yeah. And he just hit me with a nice tits.

• 2:03:55Speaker 00

  Oh, no. Wow. Um, now memes. He's fat though.

• 2:04:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I guess they were just popping.

• 2:04:05Speaker 00

  But you should have said, no, you think the tits were popping or you think he's referring to the picture?

• 2:04:10Speaker 05

  I, I wore a nipple shirt today.

• 2:04:12Speaker 00

  Oh, memes.

• 2:04:14Speaker 02

  Memes, I have a question for you. It's funny that you brought that up, cause I actually, I, I saw All Business Pete, uh, at the end of the day today. And he just, he was telling a story and did you threaten his life?

• 2:04:27Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 2:04:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, you did. You do that, you threaten people's lives without realizing.

• 2:04:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I know who I say it to.

• 2:04:34Speaker 02

  Well, I, I heard him, I heard him saying that to somebody and I was like, wait, did you say that memes threatened to kill you? He goes, yep.

• 2:04:40Speaker 05

  When?

• 2:04:41Speaker 02

  Uh, apparently you were complaining about the internet. The internet was slow one day. And you threatened to kill him.

• 2:04:49Speaker 05

  Oh, can't remember.

• 2:04:51Speaker 03

  That's good. Keep that, that's good.

• 2:04:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:04:54Speaker 03

  Court.

• 2:04:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's possible.

• 2:04:57Speaker 00

  That's, yeah, that definitely

• 2:04:58Speaker 02

  Your honor, it could, it sounds like me, but I don't remember.

• 2:05:00Speaker 00

  I do not recall.

• 2:05:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:03Speaker 05

  No, if it's on writing, I can't tell it.

• 2:05:05Speaker 00

  It might be in writing.

• 2:05:06Speaker 03

  It probably isn't writing.

• 2:05:07Speaker 00

  Probably is definitely in writing.

• 2:05:09Speaker 05

  Probably on Slack.

• 2:05:10Speaker 00

  Pete, Pete shouldn't be saying that, that's fucking crazy.

• 2:05:13Speaker 02

  It is fucked up.

• 2:05:13Speaker 00

  He's got a fucking big old belly.

• 2:05:15Speaker 02

  But I think that's maybe the, he, he walks around with that in the back of his head, like when he sees you, he's like, oh, that's the guy that threatened to kill me.

• 2:05:23Speaker 05

  Damn, the internet's been working great, so.

• 2:05:25Speaker 02

  Problem solved.

• 2:05:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:05:27Speaker 02

  You got results.

• 2:05:28Speaker 00

  You should have asked him to show you his socks. He wears long, black compression socks up to his knees every single day.

• 2:05:35Speaker 03

  I take, I take Pete in a, in, in my apocalypse bunker bag.

• 2:05:39Speaker 00

  You would? Well, you'd like, you'd have to kill him first to get all his limbs and shit in there. He's a big boy.

• 2:05:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I feel like he'd be good in Apocalypse.

• 2:05:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, he probably would. Um, alright, good show, boys. Very fun, little loopy at the end. Always fun when it gets to there though, when we're on the road, kinda lose our minds.

• 2:06:00Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 2:06:00Speaker 00

  Uh, let's finish with numbers.

• 2:06:03Speaker 02

  Five.

• 2:06:04Speaker 00

  No one wants to win this. You do not wanna win this.

• 2:06:07Speaker 05

  Seven.

• 2:06:08Speaker 00

  Two.

• 2:06:10Speaker 05

  Thirty-nine.

• 2:06:13Speaker 00

  I don't, no one wants to win this.

• 2:06:16Speaker 05

  Jacob said seventy.

• 2:06:17Speaker 00

  Memes?

• 2:06:18Speaker 05

  Shane said fifteen.

• 2:06:19Speaker 03

  He says four.

• 2:06:20Speaker 05

  Colton said eighty-eight.

• 2:06:24Speaker 05

  I said four.

• 2:06:25Speaker 00

  Okay, here we go.

• 2:06:28Speaker 00

  Ninety. Everyone's safe.

• 2:06:30Speaker 05

  I think the only time I might have threatened him was Super Bowl.

• 2:06:38Speaker 00

  That one's coming back to you.

• 2:06:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was, I mean, it was big interview, it was Jameis Winston.

• 2:06:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:06:44Speaker 05

  He was just like, yeah, it'll take a couple hours. It took fourteen

• 2:06:49Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:06:49Speaker 05

  hours to upload. And since he's telling people I was gonna kill him, they decided to install the internet the next day, even though we recorded on the Sunday.

• 2:06:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's, I back you a hundred percent.

• 2:06:59Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 2:07:00Speaker 00

  This company, there are people at this company who work in the business side and tech side who still, after ten years, don't realize we record every Sunday night.

• 2:07:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then Stefan hit me with a, you know how much that costs? And then I was like, alright, bet, Pete dead.

• 2:07:19Speaker 02

  Alright, you asked for it.

• 2:07:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:07:23Speaker 00

  So yeah, you said it once. Alright, good show.

• 2:07:27Speaker 05

  Protect the shield, part of my take.

• 2:07:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:07:29Speaker 05

  I book.

• 2:07:29Speaker 00

  Hell yeah.

• 2:07:30Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to John Feitelberg.

• 2:07:33Speaker 00

  Oh, fights.

• 2:07:34Speaker 02

  Let's go fights.

• 2:07:35Speaker 00

  I do not wanna know Fights' age.

• 2:07:37Speaker 02

  I don't either.

• 2:07:38Speaker 00

  Because he's always the young guy. You and Fights are always the young guys, my

• 2:07:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's not forty.

• 2:07:42Speaker 00

  No, if he was, I would be very upset.

• 2:07:46Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to Magic Johnson. Happy birthday to Mike Frable.

• 2:07:52Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 2:07:53Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:07:54Speaker 00

  What's his age? If you say, I can deal with one number, I can't deal with another.

• 2:08:01Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure he's five years older than me, so he's thirty-eight.

• 2:08:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, I can't, I can't deal with that number.

• 2:08:07Speaker 05

  You were thirty-seven.

• 2:08:08Speaker 00

  Thirty-seven would have been fine.

• 2:08:09Speaker 05

  That was the exact number that I was thinking of for you.

• 2:08:12Speaker 00

  I can't deal with thirty-eight. If it's thirty-nine, no, no.

• 2:08:17Speaker 05

  Texas.

• 2:08:17Speaker 00

  You're the young, you guys are the young guys.

• 2:08:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:08:21Speaker 02

  Oh, happy birthday to Tim Tebow. Happy birthday, I don't know if you've heard this, Mike, it's Mike Frable, Hank.

• 2:08:26Speaker 03

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 2:08:26Speaker 02

  The coach.

• 2:08:27Speaker 03

  Oh, that's why they're boys. Love that.

• 2:08:29Speaker 02

  Uh, who?

• 2:08:30Speaker 03

  Frables and Fights.

• 2:08:31Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Birthday, Birthday Bros. Uh, happy birthday to Mila Kunis.

• 2:08:36Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 2:08:37Speaker 02

  Happy birthday, Halle Berry, one of the best to ever do it.

• 2:08:39Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 2:08:40Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to Boban.

• 2:08:43Speaker 03

  Boban who?

• 2:08:43Speaker 05

  Legend.

• 2:08:44Speaker 02

  Uh, Marinovich.

• 2:08:44Speaker 03

  Which one? Okay.

• 2:08:46Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to, um

• 2:08:48Speaker 05

  Pronounce his name.

• 2:08:50Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:08:50Speaker 05

  Marinovich?

• 2:08:51Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't know.

• 2:08:52Speaker 00

  Whatever, close enough, dude.

• 2:08:54Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to Chief Keef, R.I.P. Happy birthday, Nipsey Hussle, R.I.P. Happy birthday to Napoleon, R.I.P.

• 2:09:03Speaker 03

  What was the first one? Chief Keef?

• 2:09:04Speaker 02

  Keef.

• 2:09:05Speaker 05

  Confirm Chief Keef? Not dead.

• 2:09:06Speaker 02

  Not dead?

• 2:09:07Speaker 05

  Not dead, no.

• 2:09:08Speaker 02

  Who, whom I think of?

• 2:09:08Speaker 00

  Definitely not dead.

• 2:09:09Speaker 03

  I thought that was a bit.

• 2:09:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, I thought, yeah.

• 2:09:12Speaker 02

  Whom I'm thinking of?

• 2:09:13Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 2:09:14Speaker 02

  King Von, I was thinking about King Von.

• 2:09:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:09:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. Chief Keef, happy birthday. That's why I called the coach the Wizards, Chief Keef.

• 2:09:19Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:09:20Speaker 02

  His last name. Happy birthday to Napoleon, R.I.P. Happy birthday to

• 2:09:25Speaker 00

  He's dead?

• 2:09:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:09:26Speaker 00

  Fuck.

• 2:09:27Speaker 02

  Right? Can we check, double check?

• 2:09:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:09:28Speaker 05

  I might.

• 2:09:29Speaker 02

  Uh, also, last,

• 2:09:33Speaker 02

  not least, memes?

• 2:09:37Speaker 02

  You know who?

• 2:09:38Speaker 05

  Who?

• 2:09:39Speaker 02

  Oh, you weren't ready for this one?

• 2:09:40Speaker 05

  No.

• 2:09:41Speaker 02

  The star of Kangaroo Jack. The one

• 2:09:47Speaker 05

  Anthony Anderson?

• 2:09:47Speaker 02

  The only Anthony Anderson.

• 2:09:48Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:09:49Speaker 02

  Way to spoil the punchline memes, good job memes.

• 2:09:53Speaker 02

  Nice tits.

• 2:09:53Speaker 00

  I thought you were gonna say the kangaroo.

• 2:09:55Speaker 03

  I called Jerry earlier, so I thought, I meant to call Jersey Jerry.

• 2:09:58Speaker 00

  Oh no. What happened?

• 2:10:02Speaker 00

  Did he pick up?

• 2:10:05Speaker 03

  Someone might have taken like a shit in the living room of the place we're staying earlier, like, it's never smelled worse, I couldn't believe it. And I was, I was trying to call Jerry and then Jerry O'Connell called me back and I was like, did you take it? And then he was like, oh, it's Jerry O'Connell.

• 2:10:18Speaker 02

  What'd he say?

• 2:10:20Speaker 03

  We just said we're excited for camp.

• 2:10:21Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, nice.

• 2:10:22Speaker 00

  That's all he said? Jerry just said?

• 2:10:24Speaker 03

  Well, no, we talked, we talked a little bit.

• 2:10:26Speaker 02

  Alright, I'll let you go.

• 2:10:27Speaker 03

  We set the scene, I had to explain why I was calling Jerry in the first place, I mean, back and forth.

• 2:10:33Speaker 03

  But yeah, it was like a unnecessary fifteen minute conversation. No, it was fifty minutes. It was great to hear from Jerry.

• 2:10:37Speaker 02

  Did he say?

• 2:10:38Speaker 03

  But it was weird being like, he's like, wait, why'd you call me? I was like, well, I was trying to figure out who like, got to the bottom of who pooped in our living room, but still haven't got to the bottom of it. But it, the smell went away.

• 2:10:49Speaker 02

  Somebody pooped in this living room?

• 2:10:54Speaker 03

  It smelled so bad in here earlier for like an hour and a half straight. And it, it went away, but it was

• 2:10:59Speaker 05

  We couldn't find it.

• 2:11:00Speaker 03

  I was disturbed.

• 2:11:01Speaker 00

  It was like somebody shit in the air duct.

• 2:11:04Speaker 05

  Shit somewhere.

• 2:11:05Speaker 03

  There had to have been.

• 2:11:06Speaker 02

  Did anybody take a shit?

• 2:11:08Speaker 00

  Not me.

• 2:11:09Speaker 03

  Not Jerry. Or Jerry O'Connell.

• 2:11:11Speaker 00

  I took one at the halfway house and it was so, the sun is so bright. That when I went in there and it was dark in there, I like, I literally took a shit blind. You know, when you go inside after being outside for a long time, I couldn't see anything.

• 2:11:25Speaker 03

  Brothers, blind shit brothers.

• 2:11:26Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. I just want to say sorry to Chief Keef. All, all respect, man. You're really, I'm sure you're really good at what you do. I didn't mean to. I just want to tap in and say.

• 2:11:36Speaker 00

  What were you gonna say, Max?

• 2:11:37Speaker 05

  I don't have shit for like two days.

• 2:11:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, what's up with that dude?

• 2:11:39Speaker 05

  I'm like a four time a day shitter. And I had like six cups of coffee today.

• 2:11:43Speaker 00

  We talked about that this morning.

• 2:11:45Speaker 05

  And I didn't.

• 2:11:46Speaker 00

  Max and I had to get up early and he was just like, this is bad because we're, we're getting, we're leaving the house before my shit. And I was like, oh, God.

• 2:11:53Speaker 05

  I, yeah.

• 2:11:54Speaker 00

  He's never shit.

• 2:11:55Speaker 05

  I never shit.

• 2:11:56Speaker 00

  It was like on my mind for a while this morning. I was like, this guy's not shit.

• 2:11:59Speaker 05

  I was thinking about it. I don't remember when I, I think I shit before my shower yesterday. But not, uh, maybe, no, no.

• 2:12:06Speaker 00

  Okay, this shit's gone.

• 2:12:13Speaker 00

  Love you guys.