Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 4

92%ers, welcome to a very special preseason edition of New Heights! We are preparing for our 5th season by counting down the Top 92 moments from our first 200 episodes. On today's episode, we will reveal the top 13 best moments from New Heights of all time. New Heights is back with all-new episodes on Wednesday, September 2nd, with your actual hosts Jason and Travis Kelce! Follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshow You can also listen to new episodes on Wondery, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. . . . Download and Subscribe here: Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMb Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynw Shop our merch at https://kelceclubhouse.com https://kelceclubhouse.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  It's said everything happens for a reason, but maybe everything happens for a recess. Take noise cancelling headphones. Do they block hearing to heighten taste? Hmm. That sound seems to show everything happens for a recess.

• 0:17Jason Kelce?

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• 0:59Jason Kelce?

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• 1:17Travis Kelce?

  In the last like 45 minutes that we've been recording this episode, uh, no, no baby yet.

• 1:22Jason Kelce?

  Have you practiced your coaching?

• 1:24Travis Kelce?

  We have practiced, you know, like-

• 1:26Jason Kelce?

  Do you remember the Jason method?

• 1:27Travis Kelce?

  The Jason method?

• 1:28Jason Kelce?

  You gotta lift them up.

• 1:29Travis Kelce?

  Lift them up.

• 1:30Jason Kelce?

  That's what him and Kylie said is like the, the Jason birthing help method is to like lift up. Welcome back to another preseason episode of New Heights. We are still counting down the top 92 moments of New Heights ever. This is the last version. This is the last episode of it. We got it. We're here at the end.

• 1:49Travis Kelce?

  The final installment.

• 1:51Jason Kelce?

  This is the final 13. I, of course, am Brandon. It's still very weird to say my own name out loud. And that's Jake. Jake, hello.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Hello. How you doing, Brandon?

• 1:58Jason Kelce?

  We'll get to counting down these top 13 clips, starting with number 13. This is from season one. This is Jason Kelce reviewing Twilight.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  As Travis was getting out of the house, uh, I was stuck in the house. I don't know if you know this Travis, but, uh, Canada's been ablaze and-

• 2:14Speaker 00

  It's unfortunate, man.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  So I had to figure out something to do all day. Um, Trav, do you like to take a guess what I did all day?

• 2:20Speaker 00

  I'm gonna take a guess that you...

• 2:27Speaker 00

  I don't know. What'd you do?

• 2:28Speaker 03

  I watched the Twilight series. It's absolutely terrible.

• 2:35Speaker 03

  Starts out like all these teenage love stories do, you know, high school girl falls in love with a 109 year old vampire who still looks like an 18 year old and nobody asked questions about that. So that guy's name's Edward and the woman's name is Bella.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  Are you team Edward or team Jacob?

• 2:50Speaker 03

  I'm team, this movie shouldn't exist.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  So she falls in love with Edward.

• 2:56Speaker 00

  Dude, come on.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  Who's a vampire.

• 2:59Speaker 00

  We don't need to go over your recap and your summary on it.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  Of other vampires that have been around for a long time named the Cullens. And she has a thing for them and that goes back and forth.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  You should've just went outside and breathed in all that smoke, man.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  And then the second movie happens, you find out that there's werewolves in this movie out of nowhere. So in the second movie, Bella really still loves Edward, but she starts leading this guy Jacob on like he's got some chance and he doesn't fucking stand a chance. Flash forward to the final movie and Bella gets pregnant. Bella gets pregnant.

• 3:37Speaker 00

  Just call me whenever you're ready.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Oh, so I forgot to mention, these vampires also have powers. So outside of being your typical vampires, each one has like a special power. So then they let Bella and the half man, half vampire baby live. And that's Twilight.

• 3:54Jason Kelce?

  This is an absolutely unplanned moment in the show.

• 3:56Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 3:57Jason Kelce?

  This was during the off season of season one and Jason, I believe, had been stuck in the house due to weather or something going on in Philadelphia. And he called me and said, what are we talking on the show this week? And I kind of talked to him some stuff and he goes, well, I watched all of the Twilight movies. Should we talk about that? And I said, you know what? Said, I watched them, all of them. And I'm like, why? He's like, well, I'm stuck in the house and I'd never seen them. So I watched all the Twilight. I was like, Jason, the only thing we're gonna do this week is to give your take on all of the Twilight movies. So please, by all means. And then we started talking about like, yeah, it is kind of weird that Edward's like hundreds of year old, still hanging out in high school. I was like, yeah, it is. Wait, hold on.

• 4:37Jason Kelce?

  This is a weirder movie than we thought. Um, no, fantastic. Fantastic work by him.

• 4:43Travis Kelce?

  I will say incredible clip, incredible review by Jason. This is what spawned New Heights Film Club.

• 4:49Jason Kelce?

  This spawned Film Club. We, we knew he had a viewer's heart.

• 4:52Travis Kelce?

  All of this is made so much better by Travis taking off the headphones and just checking in, period.

• 5:04Travis Kelce?

  Incredible bit. Incredible bit.

• 5:06Jason Kelce?

  Jason, go into as much detail as possible. When Travis says stop, do not listen to him. Keep going, keep talking, keep going. Breaking Dawn, what do you got? What you think about the weird baby doll? What'd you think about that? Renesme, what's your thoughts?

• 5:17Travis Kelce?

  I will say also, we put out the extended cut, which was like eight minutes long or something like that. I think when we were recording, he talked about it for like 25 minutes.

• 5:26Jason Kelce?

  Well, I think it felt like it. I don't know if it was much longer. Yeah, it felt like an hour and a half. Yeah.

• 5:30Travis Kelce?

  It was insane. All right. Moving on to number 12. This is a little bit of a sentimental moment, but an important one. This is Travis talking about Jason after Jason's retirement.

• 5:41Speaker 00

  We did not talk about much of your retirement and I, I wanted to make sure that you, you didn't feel any pressure from me to keep going, knowing I, I wanted you to keep going. I wanted you to keep playing.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  Why didn't you tell me this? I would've changed my mind.

• 5:56Speaker 00

  No, no, no, I didn't. I'd... You've, uh, you've always been a step ahead of me in, um-

• 6:04Speaker 03

  I'm older, Travis.

• 6:05Speaker 00

  In this game. Yeah, but it's in this game alone, you've always been a step ahead of me. And it's always been like I've had that flotation device right there. And, um, it's, uh, to have, uh, to have you out of it, man, it feels, uh, it feels empty and it definitely, um, it feels like

• 6:26Speaker 00

  it's a, um, it's complete, you know? It's, uh, it was a success.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  I hear you. Yeah.

• 6:42Speaker 00

  It was a fun ass journey to watch and, uh,

• 6:48Speaker 00

  like I said yesterday, man, I just appreciate you showing me the way and, uh, bringing us all along the journey with you, big guy.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  We, we showed each other the way. Um, I think it's, I appreciate it. Listen, I'm out of playing, but I'm still gonna be, you know, I'm still going to the games. Like I said, I've been, you know, you, you've been playing for a long time on your own. And, and I look forward to being able to appreciate and watch your games more and, um, take in the bigger picture of football and everything that it has to offer. While still remaining local in Philadelphia, like I'll never not be there, but, um, definitely looking forward to, I don't know, it's a, it's a different chapter and in some ways I'll be able to experience more things and do,

• 7:34Speaker 03

  things that I've never done before, which is exciting.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  Well, it was just, uh, it was cool being, uh,

• 7:40Speaker 00

  being the tag team of the National Football League.

• 7:45Speaker 00

  Pretty cool shit. Um,

• 7:48Speaker 00

  yeah, I didn't talk to you about it. Um, I let you kind of do your own thing and I, um, I couldn't have been more proud listening to you yesterday and it's just, um, it's been, um, it's been a lot of, uh, a lot of emotions, a lot of sad emotions, a lot of exciting emotions. I mean, you got the, you got the fucking world in, in your palm right now, dude. And, um, you got three little ones that I know you're, you're dying to watch grow up and-

• 8:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:12Speaker 00

  It's, uh, it's just a lot of, a lot of, uh, a lot of future, exciting, exciting future things that we have to look forward to.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 8:20Speaker 00

  And, um, yeah, it's, uh,

• 8:24Speaker 00

  yeah. So back to the speech, um,

• 8:28Speaker 00

  can I see, yeah, can I see the cleanup real quick so I can just-

• 8:32Speaker 03

  I'm sorry. I would be crying more, but I wasted all of my tears, but-

• 8:37Speaker 00

  You know, I got plenty of those.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  I'll probably break down here at some point.

• 8:42Speaker 00

  You hit the intensity of the Philly fans, man. It was awesome. You, uh, you hit it spot on. You've been spot on with it your entire career.

• 8:51Speaker 00

  Hearing, uh, hearing Bernstein, Jason, your guy tell you that Philly is an awesome city. You're gonna love it. Um, you embodied that place, um, before you even knew you embodied it. And, uh, your toughness, your, your desire for, for excellence, your, your drive to be the best and not settle for anything other than that. The way you talked about the Philly fan base was so spot on. And it just, um, man, it honestly, being here in Philly, I, for the past 13 years, I feel like I've become a part of this sports town. It's so random. I was a huge Flyers fan growing up, uh, because of Eric Lindros and John Leclerc.

• 9:30Speaker 00

  And, um, for you to come in here and become, um, idols like that for kids, uh, has been pretty damn cool. Did you always want to make, uh, the announcement alongside the, uh, the Eagles organization? Was that kind of like in your mind to like stay a Philadelphia Eagle your entire career or?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, you want to. I mean, I've been very blessed to have that opportunity. I even talked about it in the speech. That almost didn't happen, right?

• 9:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  There's so many things that need to go right for you to stay in one spot. You know, the organization has to want you. Financially, it has to work out.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  I mean, you gotta wanna continue to play in the same spot. And I think it's, it's really hard to do in any sport in today's age. Like it just is very rare that both of those sides and the financial thing line up for your whole career.

• 10:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  So it was a goal, you know, I talked about it, you know, we saw everybody leaving Cleveland. Did Big Z ever play anywhere else? That's the only guy that I

• 10:26Speaker 00

  Drunus.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  So Drunus might have been the only one.

• 10:29Speaker 00

  He was the only one.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  You know, it's not like, listen, I still love Jim Thome. I love Manny and all the guys that played in Cleveland, but it's, you know, it's, there's something that happens when, when somebody leaves that I think is especially as a kid, you, it's, it's awkward or different wrapping your head around it. And, um, you know, I've been very lucky and fortunate to stay in Philadelphia, and it was certainly a goal, and I'm happy that it happened.

• 10:55Speaker 00

  Was there any other way that you were gonna do this announcement? Like, were you gonna like, jumping through the table? Were you just about to be, all right, I'm done. And then just like, jump on the burning table? Did it ever cross your mind you were gonna do it any other way?

• 11:06Speaker 03

  No, I think I wanted to do it, uh, at the facility in a press conference with people in the organization there. I think that, that felt right. There's too, too many of those people that were a part of it just as much as I was. So

• 11:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was the only way I ever envisioned it.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  Well, you, uh, you talked about some of your favorite moments in your speech, obviously, and you had some great shout outs to the, the eight, seven, nine, your speech, uh, Coach Sirianni sending you the kegs, and of course, Nikki Foles and the Philly special. Did you ever, um, do you think that any other retirement speech, past or present, will ever mention a teammate's?

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Schlong.

• 11:44Speaker 00

  How should we put this? Hammer?

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Sausage. Um, I mean, I hope not. I hope it doesn't become like commonplace and everybody's just referencing this.

• 11:55Speaker 00

  All right, who's got the biggest day? How can I thank him?

• 11:56Speaker 03

  It's just so legendary. I felt like, like it needed to be a part of it.

• 12:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, it was so perfect because it was, obviously, it was very emotional. You do a great job of keeping things light and fun. And

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:09Speaker 00

  That was, that was such a good fucking line.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Mix in some moments where people can have a laugh here and there.

• 12:14Speaker 00

  Got to.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, listen, that was a iconic moment of the Super Bowl.

• 12:18Jason Kelce?

  Yeah, real funny when you check. Um, I said it wasn't funny. This is to me, you know, we ranked this really high for us because it's one of those things when we first started doing the show, we knew was probably on the horizon and would get there when we got there. But to get to have this moment on the show, share with people is one of the things that, again, when we started this, you, you hope that you get to this moment and it is sort of the, the joyous, you know, sad celebration that it is. But I, I really enjoyed getting to be there for this moment. It means a lot to all of us that they have this show and platform as a way to share stuff like this with everybody.

• 12:53Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. And I, I think I was expecting like, two very emotional brothers. I think Jason might've been emotioned out from doing his speech the day before. But, you know, I'm sure they would have, they've talked a, a million times about all this stuff. But having Travis have the moment to just share what like, his brother paving the way meant for him. I'm sure they would have had that conversation, but I think teeing him up to just be like, what are your thoughts right now? Like, I don't know that he would have expressed them all at the same time directly to Jason, you know, if it wasn't for him needing to do it for the show. And like, I think him willing to be like, vulnerable enough to like, share all of his

• 13:35Travis Kelce?

  feelings in a place where everyone could see it, I think is, at the end of the day, you know, what this show is about. It's about the relationship between the two of them at its core. And I think this was the quintessential example.

• 13:48Jason Kelce?

  Ooh, I think it's the second best example.

• 13:50Travis Kelce?

  It's the second best example, but we're getting to the best one.

• 13:52Jason Kelce?

  We'll get there. We'll get there. No, it's, it's, it's one of the best, like, you know, the show, we try to always keep the, the relationship, the brotherhood sort of forefront. And this is a moment that got to shine. And I think it's very special. Moving on to something a little more lighthearted. This is from the Kylie episode that helps kick off season two. This is Kylie's version of Jason and her first date.

• 14:14Speaker 00

  What was your Tinder picture?

• 14:15Speaker 03

  Well, there was, there's a bunch of them. There's like four of them.

• 14:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. Well, what was your first one?

• 14:19Speaker 03

  Uh, I think it was me on the sideline looking up.

• 14:22Speaker 04

  No, it was.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  Shut up.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  No, it wasn't.

• 14:27Speaker 00

  Showed everybody you were Eagles player.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  I said, I am Jason Kelce, legendary Philadelphia Eagles center. Swipe right if you're into the Eagles.

• 14:36Travis Kelce?

  Oh my God.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Kylie, you fell for that?

• 14:40Speaker 04

  No, he didn't. You wanna know the best part?

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Everyone did.

• 14:42Speaker 04

  So on Tinder.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  You're such an ass.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  Go ahead, Kai.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  I found out years later that he thought that there was evidence in his profile that he played for the Eagles. And he said, he mentioned something about, well, there was a picture of a TV screen.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  On a game, I guess it's when he was injured.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  Or maybe a preseason. And it was, it was part of his profile. And I said, there was no picture of you, like, there was no picture of a TV screen. Needless to say, it was cropped to fit Tinder. And so the only thing you could see was his face.

• 15:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:33Speaker 04

  So you couldn't see the, the lower thirds. You couldn't see the ticker. You couldn't see anything.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  All you could see

• 15:39Speaker 04

  You couldn't even see the Eagles emblem on his shirt.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  All you could see was an athletic issued shirt on a sideline with a bunch of other people.

• 15:46Speaker 04

  Oh, you're such a little

• 15:47Speaker 03

  It was so discreet.

• 15:51Speaker 00

  It's a beautiful love story. It's the start of a beautiful love story.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 15:56Speaker 00

  I gotta get back on Tinder and show a preseason sideline picture. You think, Kai, you think I should go stash or no stash? You think they recognize me if I did stash? They probably would. They probably think I was like an equipment manager if I just had the stash on.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  For a Tinder, Tinder bio, are you pro stash or not? Pro stash, anti stash?

• 16:15Speaker 04

  I'm gonna

• 16:17Speaker 00

  You hear that?

• 16:17Speaker 04

  This is, I heard it the other day.

• 16:22Speaker 04

  This is, this is gonna sound a little harsh, but I think you should do the mustache because if they'd swipe right at your worst, then they'll love you at your best.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  Oh, there you go.

• 16:31Speaker 00

  Nice. That's good thinking. That's, that doesn't even hurt my feelings. This is smart.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  All right.

• 16:36Speaker 00

  Genius.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Get those expectations down.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. Set them low.

• 16:40Speaker 00

  It's really

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Set them low.

• 16:42Speaker 00

  So when did you find out that the guy you fell in love with on Twitter was a Neanderthal and just an absolute disgusting human being?

• 16:50Speaker 03

  I mean, I think I told her about it right away.

• 16:52Speaker 00

  Oh, he was in your, he was in your Tinder profile?

• 16:55Speaker 03

  It wasn't in the profile, but it was definitely

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Well, his profile at the time was something to the effect of, I wanna have deep, meaningful conversations and talk about getting married and having kids or something like that. Joke's on him.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  Who got the last laugh. It was pretty evident when the first time, well, I shouldn't say the first time, the second time that we hung out.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  What happened the first time?

• 17:23Speaker 04

  We fell asleep 45 minutes after I got there on the bar table because he was too drunk.

• 17:27Speaker 03

  And not a good first date.

• 17:29Speaker 04

  And then Bo Allen, uh, accomplished the most impressive physical feat of his life when he fireman carried Jason back to his apartment.

• 17:38Speaker 00

  I could see Bo doing that. Honey Bobo. Shout out to Honey Bobo.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Exactly. He emphasized that someone who's dead weight is difficult to carry, but Jason fought him the whole way.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  Even harder than dead weight. It was anti, it was

• 17:51Speaker 04

  Physically fought him the entire way.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  You're making me look stupid in front of my, in front of this girl.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was wiggling free. I was making it difficult for him. It became a challenge halfway through. But yeah, definitely fell asleep, got a little bit too inebriated. But I was, I was sober enough to know it was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life. It was love at first sight. Let me tell you.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  He doesn't even believe in love at first sight.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  I didn't until I met you. And it was like fireworks exploded at the door. The moment you walked through the door, Buffalo Billiards.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  I wanna feel those fireworks.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  It was like, you know, like when a movie has like, an angel walk through doors? And it's like, there's only like, one light on that person?

• 18:33Speaker 00

  That's what happened. I've always wanted that to happen.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  It was like, it was like I was in a movie for a split second.

• 18:38Speaker 00

  And now you guys made a movie about yourselves.

• 18:41Speaker 04

  He's so full of it.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not making any of this up.

• 18:45Speaker 00

  You just built up watching the documentary even more.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Second date went much better. I didn't, I didn't blackout or fall asleep.

• 18:51Speaker 00

  I'm not gonna lie, picturing you with, with angel wings right now is pretty cool.

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, the second

• 18:57Speaker 03

  She didn't have wings. I didn't say wings.

• 18:58Speaker 00

  Oh, like an angel with

• 19:00Speaker 03

  It was like an angel in a scene where the light is like only on that person.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 19:05Speaker 04

  It wasn't. I guarantee

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Have you ever seen Twilight?

• 19:07Speaker 04

  Not what he experienced.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  It was like when the vampires go into the sun in Twilight.

• 19:12Speaker 00

  Kai, when you saw him, you're kinda, your world got dark and you were like, I don't know if I like this.

• 19:17Speaker 04

  No, I saw him and I thought to myself, you're wearing plaid and really leaning into the lumberjack thing. He, when we first met, he had the man bun still, a full beard.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 19:30Speaker 04

  He still had the man bun.

• 19:31Speaker 03

  She's a big man bun.

• 19:32Speaker 00

  Lumberjack with a man bun? Hmm.

• 19:35Speaker 04

  See, the man bun was helpful in the early stages of our relationship because I could tell when he No, I could tell when he was blacked out because he would send me a selfie and his hair would be down. As soon as I got a selfie with his hair down, I was like, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

• 19:51Jason Kelce?

  I mean, really shout out Bo Allen.

• 19:52Travis Kelce?

  I was just about to say shout out Honey Bobo.

• 19:54Jason Kelce?

  Kind of the unsung MVP of, I mean, okay, again, the little domino that starts the larger one is Bo Allen carrying Jason out of that bar leads to like, where we are now. I mean, it's just like, wow, that he's the butterfly. Bo Allen is the butterfly effect of all of our lives.

• 20:10Travis Kelce?

  Just an incredible, incredible story. I'm glad, I'm glad they went on a second date and Kylie gave him another shot after that.

• 20:20Jason Kelce?

  Glad you gave him a second chance at this. Yeah.

• 20:21Travis Kelce?

  Just an incredible, incredible story.

• 20:26Jason Kelce?

  You wanna keep it going to number 10? We're in the top 10 now. Jesus.

• 20:29Travis Kelce?

  Officially in the top 10. This is an undisputed top 10 moment.

• 20:36Travis Kelce?

  And it is Jason and Travis talking about Travis scoring touchdowns and Jason celebrating in the suite.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  And if I take my shirt off, then I'm outside and I'm part of the Buffalo Bills pageantry. And, um, it just, dude, it was something about the entire day, I got caught up in the magic of Bills mafia. It is, it is electric. Everybody's, the energy, uh, the shenanigans. And I'm like, you, I gotta have my shirt off at some point. And I didn't get to do it beforehand. And I'm like, okay, well, I guess, and I can't just take my shirt off in the box. Like, who takes their shirt off on a box? It's heated. Like, you're not really doing it. Now you're, you're just having your shirt off and a, yeah.

• 21:18Speaker 00

  Of course, yeah. Real cool.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  So I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna do, I'm taking my shirt off and I'm jumping out of this box. So then I'm out of the box and I have my shirt off. And then I can be like my Buffalo Bills mafia fit, like Compadres.

• 21:33Speaker 00

  I had no idea.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  This is how my mind works after 40 Miller Lights.

• 21:40Speaker 00

  I had a shot of who knows what the fuck out of a bowling ball.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  That's right. That's right.

• 21:45Speaker 00

  Well, let's get to more of you during the game. You celebrated my touchdown by taking off your shirt, screaming, jumping out of the suite, chucking a beer with the fans, then jumping back into the suite.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  It's correct. This is all accurate.

• 21:56Speaker 00

  I watched this and it was pure pandemonium, just pandemonium, just confusion of who to cheer for. They was a Chiefs touchdown, but it looked like.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  There's a lot of booze. There's a lot of booze. There's a lot of cheers though, too. I think, I don't know, man.

• 22:12Speaker 00

  Tell you what, man, if you don't run for president, this all is just going to go to waste. This is all just, it looks like a political campaign. You're just throwing them in one time, one person at a time.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  There's nothing political about this. This is just a man in his elements with his Bills mafia compadres, enjoying the dead of winter. That's what this is. I wish I would have stayed out there longer to just, and to actually get my nipples hard enough. You know what I mean? I didn't, I wasn't out there long enough to really even.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  Your thermostat's good, gauge how.

• 22:42Speaker 03

  My thermostat's didn't regulate to the temperature. They never got there.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  They kind of got shocked and just couldn't.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. It was just a shock to the system. It was nice. I'll tell you what, I jumped out of that box and I forgot that I've been dealing with an MCL sprain because the moment I landed, my right foot and my knee twisted. And luckily it's good. It's good. It was just a little.

• 23:01Speaker 00

  It's, it did slip a little bit.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Forgot that knee was a little loose.

• 23:05Speaker 00

  So it's those good old, let's go to old fucking hard working construction boots you had on.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Tim's got the butters on.

• 23:12Speaker 00

  And butters got some things. Saved the day. There was not enough cameras on the suite where you could see Kylie though. I wanted to see her reaction to all of this so bad.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't think she was happy about it, to be honest with you.

• 23:27Speaker 00

  There was one picture and it was her kind of smiling and laughing at it and kind of for it.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  Like, you know, there's Jason.

• 23:33Speaker 00

  I just know it was like that scene out of fucking, uh.

• 23:36Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna lie, I gave Kylie a heads up. The moment we got into the suite, I said, I'm taking my shirt off and I'm jumping out of that suite. And she said, Jason, she said, Jason, don't you dare.

• 23:47Speaker 00

  See, I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's like.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  I'm not asking for permission. I'm doing this.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  Once a Kelsey man's determined, there's no fucking stopping him.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  And she was already telling me to be on my best behavior because we were meeting Taylor. So she's like, do not, be on your best behavior. I was like, Kylie, when I met you, the first day I met you, I was blacked out drunk and fell asleep in the bar. This is part of the charm. This is part of the Jason Kelce charm. I want to make my best first impression. I want to make my best first impression. This is my best chance.

• 24:17Speaker 00

  My best first impression is the worst impression ever. So I could just build from that point on.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  Man, well, Tay says she absolutely loved you, so.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Well.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  I felt like it was a scene out of old school where Will Ferrell's fucking running.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  I got so many of those.

• 24:39Speaker 00

  We're going streaking. It's like, who, we're all going down to the quad. It's like Frank, you and who? There's more coming. There's Frank, get in the fucking car now.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  If, if some of these Bills mafia would have said, we're going streaking, I would have, I was full in on the Bills mafia. I would have been right there with them.

• 25:00Speaker 00

  He would have been running down the fucking block like Blink 182. All the small things.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  I just, I don't know. I just got so caught up in everything. It's mesmerizing. So yeah. Do you want to know anything else? That's pretty much it.

• 25:15Speaker 00

  She left me roses. Yeah, that's all I got. Dude, honestly, I might get a picture. This picture, I might get this picture painted.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 25:25Speaker 00

  The one of you screaming out of the suite with a Miller Lite in your hand.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  It's a little bat blue, a little bat blue.

• 25:32Speaker 00

  My bad, a little bat blue.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  I think that's part of the issue too. I was drinking one beer predominantly at the big tree inn. And then, you know, like when you switch from dark to browns and stuff like that. Yeah, it's not, you're right. It's ridiculous.

• 25:43Speaker 00

  Doesn't.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Light beers are.

• 25:45Speaker 00

  You're a Kelsey. You're a Kelsey. That type of shit doesn't affect you. I know. Yeah, dude, that picture is, I mean, everybody's saying, put that thing in the Louvre. I honestly, I might get somebody to fucking make that portrait. That is epic in a moment that I'll never forget, man. And I didn't even see it till afterwards. I, I really, I obviously saw all of this after the game and I'm going, uh, yeah.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  Going viral?

• 26:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. I saw everything. I was asked about it on the field and I'm like, I have no idea what my brother has been doing all game. And, um, reporter told me, I was just like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. You put us, you put us Lake Erie guys up by Lake Erie and there's just something.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  That was another bit of it, dude. We drove past Lake Erie in the dead of winter and it was like.

• 26:32Speaker 00

  They built it up for you, I guarantee.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  I'm back at the shores of where I grew up.

• 26:36Speaker 00

  It felt like that when we landed in Buffalo. I was like, God, I kind of feel like I'm back in Cleveland a little bit. Yeah. Something about that lake, man.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:44Speaker 00

  Well, shout out to Buffalo, man. You, uh, you have to see some tweets, uh, that, that came out of this entire fiasco. The feast of Bacchus by Phillips de Conique. Conique, however you want to say it, back in 19 or 1654, it looks like, uh, you got some chubby little fat guy, uh, doing these similar posts.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  Is uncanny. It's uncanny.

• 27:10Speaker 00

  It's pretty good. It's a pretty good side by side.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  So apparently it's not the first person to do this.

• 27:18Speaker 00

  Exactly. You're not the first person to show your boobs. All right now, well, uh, after the game, you tweeted, an amazing quote from Ellie after she saw you on TV. I'm assuming this is a, a text from, um, Lisa to Kylie.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Kylie's mom. Yep. Lisa. Shout out to little Lisa. Yeah. Lisa sent that text to Kai and Kai showed me and I immediately thought it was hilarious.

• 27:43Speaker 00

  Dad's got his boobs out.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Hey, snow's out, tits out. That's, that's.

• 27:53Travis Kelce?

  So this is the other half of the story we were talking about earlier where Jason first met Taylor.

• 27:58Jason Kelce?

  We said we'd get to this.

• 27:59Travis Kelce?

  In last episode.

• 28:00Jason Kelce?

  Maybe one of the most surreal thing, I mean, again, it, this is probably an all time moment in New Heights Slack history is Jason appearing shirtless and jumping out of that suite. And I mean, if you watch that clip, he is dangerously close to eating shit. He stuck that landing, but it is not, there's a little moment where you think that one foot's going, but I mean, I was watching this game at home. This happened right before halftime and it goes to the half, the TV networks, like you always do the, you know, the package of like recap, the quick recap of the half, whatever, and it ends on shirtless Jason. So shirtless Jason is on my TV. And then my phone rings and it's Jason. So I'm looking at Jason on TV. I'm looking at Jason on the phone. I'm like, oh, this, this

• 28:41Jason Kelce?

  is a weird phone call to get at this point. I answered it and Jason is on the other end and he's like, hey, man, am I doing too much?

• 28:52Travis Kelce?

  Nope. You're perfect.

• 28:53Jason Kelce?

  No, uh, no, I said, you did it. I, I truthful conversation. I said, you did that exact right time. Let's get that shirt back on. It's a little close game. Let's not jinx it. Let's get that shirt back on. And I pitched him this and he was rightfully, uh, non receptive to it. I said, if they win though, pants off.

• 29:10Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, you were.

• 29:11Jason Kelce?

  I tried. I was like, let's amp it up. If they pants off, if they win. No, this is an all time moment. And one of the more absurd things that, you know, there's like moments where you get really excited on a Sunday or Monday because you're about to talk on Tuesday about stuff. This is probably one of the most excited I've been to be like, so what's, what was that about?

• 29:30Travis Kelce?

  To get the confirmation that, because we were like, oh yeah, like they're all hanging out. They're in the suite. Taylor's in the suite. Like, all that makes sense, but to get the confirmation that they had never met before.

• 29:41Jason Kelce?

  Really good, really good wrinkle to the story that I actually didn't know until he told it. That's like, oh wait, you did that? That's day one? You want to set the tone. Keeping it moving to number nine. Man, season two standout Travis moment here. This is jeans for Jason.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  Let's move on to some Kelsey premiere. Hey, how was it, brother?

• 30:02Speaker 03

  It was actually pretty cool. Really enjoyed it.

• 30:04Speaker 00

  We had a picture of you on the green carpet, not the red carpet. You really got dressed up.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  I was going to have jeans on, but Kylie.

• 30:10Speaker 00

  Kylie what?

• 30:10Speaker 03

  Kylie was, uh, running late. I came straight from football. Kylie was going to bring the jeans. Kylie was late.

• 30:16Speaker 00

  Why didn't Jason bring jeans for Jason?

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Because I was at football and I needed the jeans for after football. And I'm not going to wear jeans all day. That's just not, doesn't sound fun. And I'm realizing now I probably can't blame Kylie for this. Anyway, so. Yeah, I wore shorts and sandals.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  She was too busy putting jeans on the three girls.

• 30:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. She was too busy getting the entire family situated with the babysitter and then getting herself ready and making sure her parents are with her.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  I could just see you pulling up.

• 30:50Jason Kelce?

  Jeans, I'm gonna look like an idiot.

• 30:52Speaker 00

  Gosh, so true. So true.

• 30:56Travis Kelce?

  This is so great because I was following along with Jason and I was like, yeah, okay, got it, got it, got it. And then as soon as Travis said, why, I was like,

• 31:05Jason Kelce?

  Why?

• 31:05Travis Kelce?

  This makes no fucking sense.

• 31:09Jason Kelce?

  Oh, Kylie was getting the four children ready? She didn't have time to pack your clothes?

• 31:14Travis Kelce?

  Well, when you put it that way. Yeah, this makes no fucking sense.

• 31:20Jason Kelce?

  We still get a lot of like blank for Jason comments on everything. I think Kylie does too. There's still a lot of like, oh, who did blank? It's, I mean, jeans for Jason is an incredible turn of phrase.

• 31:33Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 31:33Jason Kelce?

  Why didn't, why didn't Jason bring jeans for Jason is an incredible turn of phrase that it just, it just bounces around your brain.

• 31:41Travis Kelce?

  Also shout out, uh, cause it wasn't me, but I've since co-opted it. The first person to comment, why didn't Kylie bring jeans for Kylie? Under whenever someone says that the kids all look like Jason and they spell jeans.

• 31:55Jason Kelce?

  It's great.

• 31:56Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 31:56Jason Kelce?

  That's a great joke. Great joke.

• 31:58Travis Kelce?

  Great joke.

• 31:58Jason Kelce?

  Love that. We love that. And keep commenting that.

• 32:01Travis Kelce?

  All right. Coming in at number eight. I, I mean, there are so many moments from this night, but I think, you know, the, the pan of them dancing and then the reaction to it. This is the guys talking about the post Vegas Super Bowl celebration.

• 32:18Speaker 00

  From Rue 99 on Club 92, how electric was the Super Bowl after party? Nobody parties better than Jason Kelce.

• 32:26Jason Kelce?

  What are you talking about?

• 32:28Speaker 00

  It was electric having my big brother around, dude.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  It really didn't start getting to the next level until I found that luchador mask. Cause initially when I first got there, you were trying to get me to go up on the stage with you. And I'm like, no, I'm gonna be over here. This is your guys' time.

• 32:43Speaker 00

  Which I respect.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  There's something about finding that luchador mask that really just transformed me. It really did.

• 32:49Speaker 00

  For everyone.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  It was insane.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  The belly dance where it was just like the, the bobbing up and down.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  Just going with the motion.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Letting the belly take control.

• 33:01Speaker 00

  The one video of them showing me and Taylor and then panning to you and marshmallow.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  It's a very strong dichotomy of

• 33:10Speaker 00

  Just two different worlds.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  Two people in love and enjoying the moment together, panning to a complete Neanderthal who is no longer connected with modern day society.

• 33:21Speaker 00

  It looked like you and marshmallow were a tag team, dude.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  Found the mask on the dance floor.

• 33:26Speaker 00

  Stop.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  First after party spot.

• 33:27Speaker 00

  Did you at least like, just give it a quick rinse under the sink?

• 33:30Speaker 03

  No, where was I gonna rinse it off Travis?

• 33:33Speaker 00

  Bathroom, just, just.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  You see a luchador mask, you don't ask questions. I for sure thought I was getting pink eyed. There's no chance I thought I was getting out of that mask without having pink eye.

• 33:42Jason Kelce?

  This, this was, god damn it. This is, every time I watch him like dance and clap, he's like kind of in rhythm, kind of not, but like he's like, he's making it up. It's on, it's fine. This is one of those things where, you know, we follow along everywhere online as things are happening. And this is one of those nights where things just kept popping up on my timeline of Jason doing things where I was, I was like,

• 34:09Jason Kelce?

  I didn't expect any of this. I don't know where he got a luchador mask. I don't know how he got in the DJ booth. I don't know how he got home. I don't know. I, it is, we are having as much fun as you guys are keeping track of this as it's happening. And it's again, one of those ones where like, I cannot wait to talk to you. Whenever you come around, uh, to speak about like, hey man, what'd you get up to in Vegas?

• 34:29Travis Kelce?

  We also, I mean, you and I were in Vegas for this Super Bowl.

• 34:33Jason Kelce?

  Shout out Vegas Super Bowl.

• 34:34Travis Kelce?

  Awesome Super Bowl.

• 34:35Jason Kelce?

  Sorry Niners fans.

• 34:36Travis Kelce?

  It was very cool for this Super Bowl that like the entire pod was united behind rooting for the Chiefs and they pulled it off. That was.

• 34:44Jason Kelce?

  Why? Have we ever had a issue come up when we were like split or something? Has anything come up? Do you, hmm? Do we want to declare Vegas as so far the best Super Bowl city we've been to?

• 34:55Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 34:56Jason Kelce?

  I think it might win. I really love New Orleans, but Vegas just kind of was set up a little easier. I love New Orleans though, but I'd rather go to New Orleans, but it's not Super Bowl.

• 35:05Travis Kelce?

  Vegas was by far my favorite Super Bowl city. A, there was so much shit to do everywhere, but navigating the city during Super Bowl week was like incredibly easy for how much of a circus and.

• 35:17Jason Kelce?

  It's a straight line and there's hotels for everybody. All right. Number, number seven. This is maybe, maybe the best guest story ever told on the show. It is again, from the Pat Mahomes episode. This is Travis and Pat's moment. They became best friends.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  What were your honest first impressions of Travis and vice versa? What were, how did this bromance come together?

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Should I, should I tell them the story, dude?

• 35:44Speaker 00

  That's your call.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  That's my call. It's a bad look on me, but, uh, so obviously I get here, um, at the beginning of the, beginning of the year and I'm, I'm still a rookie. So, you know, I'm just kind of going through the motions, trying to figure out the best way to kind of fit in. Um, and I think the first time that I, I thought, I was like, me and Travis are gonna, we're gonna be, we're gonna be connected throughout this, my entire career was, uh, you remember when we had the fourth preseason game? We used to have a little off time. You had like a little weekend, you played on Thursday. Well, you know, coach, coach Reed always would give you the, the walkthrough the day before the actual walkthrough and, um, me being a kid fresh out of college, uh, I had a couple of buddies that were rookies with me and they were like, let's, let's go out Saturday, man. Let's go out. We'll have the walkthrough on Sunday.

• 36:27Speaker 00

  We're done with.

• 36:28Speaker 05

  Just got back from St. Joe's. We had a great preseason. Um, so we go out and coach Reed had told us the next day at like eight o'clock, we're gonna have a 15 minute walkthrough done. That's all you have on Sunday. So I'm, I set eight alarms on my phone. I have them all. I go out with the rookies. Of course I get out there and I see old Travis Kelce out at the same spot as I'm at. And I'm like, hey, let's, Travis, like Travis, like come on, Gary, all y'all come to, come over here to the table.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Do this.

• 36:54Speaker 05

  Let's have a great time. So I have a great night, um, get home, uh, have all my alarms set. I made sure of that. Uh, go to sleep, wake up, not to an alarm. Wake up, look at the TV and I see eight 15 on my TV screen on the resting thing. I didn't put my phone in the charger, so my phone died and rookie mistake.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  Too many times.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  And, uh, so drive to, so obviously drove to the facility extremely fast. Um, dangerous.

• 37:25Speaker 00

  You can't, you can't overlook that initial, that initial feeling of understanding that you're not going to make it there on time is the most like.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  Just drops.

• 37:33Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, no, this isn't happening. This isn't happening.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  Am I dreaming?

• 37:38Speaker 00

  And then immediately, immediately you just start telling yourself how uselessly stupid idiot could you do this? You suck. You idiot, you're so unaccountable, man. Get it together, man.

• 37:50Speaker 05

  And then, uh, to complete the story, I, I get there and I get to the facility and we're, they're already in the walkthrough, obviously already going. And I walk up to the door and like how the Chiefs facility is built, the defense does it on the first side of the field and the offense is on the other side. And I was like, there is no chance. I'm walking through the defense late to get to the offense side of the walk.

• 38:12Speaker 00

  I ain't going out there.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  Meanwhile, we're playing the Super Bowl champs, uh, the, the Patriots, like the, on opening night that week. Um, and so I sit in the locker room and I'm just sitting there shaking my head and they call me up to the office and I'm getting like the max fine, all this different stuff. Feel like an idiot. And all, and I just, I thought it was so weird that the first question they asked me was, were you with Travis?

• 38:34Speaker 05

  And I was like, no, no, not at all. Why would you even ask that? And, uh, long story short, uh, Travis was also late. He got there five minutes before.

• 38:44Speaker 00

  Fuck dude. So I'm sitting here, dude, I'm coming into the building like, fuck man, I can't believe I fucking screwed this up again, man. Cause I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna say I'm notorious for late, but I screwed up a few times before and have been late. So I'm in my head about it. I'm like, man, coach Reed is gonna kill me, man. I'm, I can't even look at this guy and his eyes. I'm gonna should be looking down at the ground while he tells me I'm the worst teammate ever, man. And I walk into the building and they're like, were, were you with Pat last night? Where's Pat at? I was just like,

• 39:15Speaker 00

  my dog, my dog, man. I'm not alone. Let's go, man. At that point, I knew we were teammates, man. I knew that guy was gonna win the Super Bowl.

• 39:25Speaker 05

  I will say, since then though, I believe me and Travis have never been late again. So, uh, we have been on the straight and narrow since then. So I, I, I won't be late again. I don't know about Travis.

• 39:36Speaker 00

  I can't, I don't think, I don't think coach Reed will stand me ever being late again. So I have to, I'd make sure I'd get my ass up and go early, man.

• 39:46Jason Kelce?

  I don't have a lot to say about this other than it's, it's like.

• 39:49Travis Kelce?

  Extremely relatable.

• 39:51Jason Kelce?

  Extreme relatable. Well, my phone's always charged.

• 39:54Travis Kelce?

  You've never thought your phone was plugged into the charger?

• 39:58Jason Kelce?

  Nope.

• 39:59Travis Kelce?

  Liar.

• 40:00Jason Kelce?

  I'm dead serious. I'm, I do not, I've never had this problem. If my phone doesn't make it into the charger, I know I've had a decent evening, but typically those are not right before I have to get up at an alarm time.

• 40:15Jason Kelce?

  No, this is a great story and you know, the, the Pat Travis relationship is always one I, I like just hearing anytime they talk about hanging out with each other is very funny. And like, I do think getting in trouble with your boys is how you bond the best.

• 40:28Travis Kelce?

  Oh, for sure.

• 40:29Jason Kelce?

  I think that's, that's the number one way to bond is like, okay, we, we went through the trenches together of being 15 minutes late for practice.

• 40:34Travis Kelce?

  You can tell that they're genuinely like best friends off the field, even like without having heard this story, but hearing how it all started is a very cool peek behind the curtain into how those guys.

• 40:46Jason Kelce?

  I do, them describing having to walk through like the stretching lines is, is like, I have been late to things. I'm late often, but I've never been late in front of like an entire NFL team. I'm sure that sucks.

• 40:57Travis Kelce?

  All right. Coming in at number six, this clip may not be everyone's favorite, but it's important for us. And it is from the first ever episode we've ever recorded. This is Jason and Travis arguing which Super Bowl win was better, Super Bowl 52 or Super Bowl 54?

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Which Super Bowl ring is more epic? Eagles Super Bowl 52 or Chiefs Super Bowl 54?

• 41:19Speaker 00

  The Eagles was just, everybody saw it coming.

• 41:24Speaker 00

  Somebody saw, I saw it coming.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Nobody saw it coming. It was the first team to ever win a Super Bowl when Vegas thought they were gonna lose. We were getting points every game.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  I was trailing every single game of the playoffs by at least 21 points. It was crazy. Every single game. I lied. Only like two.

• 41:41Speaker 03

  Super Bowl 52 was an embodiment of the city of Philadelphia. It was like a team that was possessed by its inhabitants. An underdog city came out of nowhere and won a fucking Super Bowl for the first time in its existence. This isn't even fucking close. I feel embarrassed that we're even talking about this.

• 41:58Speaker 00

  You beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. That's the only head up you got on this, man.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Listen Travis, you're gonna go in the Hall of Fame. You have more Pro Bowls. You have more All Pros. Let me have the Super Bowl, okay? Just stop being selfish. Alright, you're better looking. Let me have one goddamn thing, please.

• 42:12Speaker 00

  You motherfucker.

• 42:14Travis Kelce?

  So, uh, my little behind the scenes story of, this is the first ever clip we ever posted from New Heights.

• 42:21Jason Kelce?

  It is, isn't it?

• 42:22Travis Kelce?

  It is the first ever clip.

• 42:24Jason Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Travis Kelce?

  We fired it off at like nine o'clock PM Pacific, like not the most socially optimized content strategy.

• 42:32Jason Kelce?

  Well, that whole episode just sort of showed up online and we like, we're like, should we tell people?

• 42:38Travis Kelce?

  We were like, we have to tell people it's out.

• 42:42Jason Kelce?

  Who do we tell?

• 42:43Travis Kelce?

  We posted the clip somewhat like in the middle of the night, midnight, east coast or whatever.

• 42:48Jason Kelce?

  It was the worst time to release a podcast.

• 42:51Travis Kelce?

  Ever. And I woke up the next morning and the clip had three million views. And I was like, holy shit.

• 42:56Jason Kelce?

  That was the first real momentum gaining, uh, clip from the show or, or moment from the show. I remember putting together that first like rundown and it really was, that first one was like.

• 43:07Travis Kelce?

  12 questions.

• 43:08Jason Kelce?

  12 questions. It was straight up just 12 questions. And I, we put the Super Bowl thing in there being like, I don't know. Let's see if they fight about it. And there we go. That whole first episode was like, you know, in Jurassic Park when the velociraptors like testing the fences? I felt like that's all we were doing. It was just like, do they fight about this? This is interesting. Is this good? Is this good? Is this good? Again, I think I said this in a previous episode where, you know, I wanted the first clip to be the bull testicles was voted against to have it be this one, which makes more sense. In theory, it's football show, understand, understood, still not wrong.

• 43:34Travis Kelce?

  Maybe I'll repost the bull testicle clip soon.

• 43:37Jason Kelce?

  Yeah, launch that one back. Let's get those, let's get those numbers on the bull testicles clip. People prove me right. No, this was a great moment from that first episode. And it's very funny to think about. Yeah. Remember when we just only had two Super Bowls to talk about?

• 43:48Travis Kelce?

  That is, that is nuts.

• 43:50Jason Kelce?

  We couldn't do, we had to get this question out of the way quick. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know. And wait, we concluded it was, we concluded it was Eagles Patriots, right?

• 44:01Travis Kelce?

  I think so. Although I don't know, I don't know. Travis might still be like, it was the chief first Super Bowl win in 50 some years.

• 44:08Jason Kelce?

  Eagles Patriots is arguably one of the top five like Super Bowls of the last like 20 years.

• 44:12Travis Kelce?

  Are we about to have this same argument?

• 44:14Jason Kelce?

  Oh wow. Look how good this question is. What a good question. Good job.

• 44:18Travis Kelce?

  I'm so jealous that you get to introduce clip number five.

• 44:22Jason Kelce?

  Man, number five. So I'll tee it up quick. You'll know what it is. This is from season one. This is Travis Kelce's attempt to name all the NFL head coaches based on a photograph.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Dude, that might be the segment. We show players this picture and they have to name each coach in this picture. What do you think? Is you over under? That players are gonna be able to name half of them.

• 44:47Speaker 00

  Half?

• 44:48Speaker 03

  You go. Let's, let's give it, let's give the Travis Kelce try right now.

• 44:51Speaker 00

  I can, I can, I'm, I'm the worst with names, but I can tell you team.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  Okay. All right. Starting on the left.

• 44:57Speaker 00

  Chargers, standing up, sitting down.

• 45:01Speaker 03

  Standing up.

• 45:01Speaker 00

  Standing up. Chargers, Giants, San Fran. Who the fuck is that guy?

• 45:12Speaker 00

  I don't, I don't know the next two. Steelers.

• 45:19Speaker 00

  Is that Steelers Tampa? Is that Tampa? Detroit.

• 45:25Speaker 03

  No chance you're getting this one. Zero percent chance.

• 45:31Speaker 00

  Jets, uh, after Jets, nothing. I don't even, I've never seen that man in my fucking life.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  So good.

• 45:42Speaker 00

  I mean, three in a row. I have no idea who those dudes are. Everybody, everybody between the Jets.

• 45:47Speaker 03

  Those are all for the coordinator, Shane Steigman for the Coles. Come on Travis.

• 45:54Speaker 00

  Who's, who's next to Dougie P? Who the fuck?

• 45:57Speaker 03

  You should know that one. You should definitely know that one.

• 45:59Speaker 00

  D'Amico, who's the other one?

• 46:00Speaker 03

  You should know him because he's arguably your biggest rival.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  Oh, that is, yeah, that's Cincy. That's nice. He's a dog.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  That's, uh, that's Coach.

• 46:18Speaker 03

  Oh my God. This is so good.

• 46:20Speaker 00

  I'm telling, I told you I was terrible with names. I don't even know.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  You're better than Zach Taylor.

• 46:24Speaker 00

  The worst. Zach Taylor. I knew it was a T. Fuck. I'm sorry, Coach Taylor.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Are we doing the bottom? Do you want to keep doing this?

• 46:32Speaker 00

  This is fun. Uh.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  All right. Are you going back to the left? You starting on the right with?

• 46:37Speaker 00

  I'm starting right, starting right and going back left.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Start with Matt Foley?

• 46:40Speaker 00

  Cowboy.

• 46:44Speaker 00

  Matt Foley. Um, again, never seen this fucking guy in my life.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  That's my defense according. You don't know either of the two Eagles coaches that got head coaching jobs. Oh my God, this is so good. I love what's happening right now.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  Um, Miami, god damn it.

• 47:11Speaker 00

  There's no way, man. There's no way that guy coaches in the NFL, man. Then Pete Carroll, Harbaugh.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:17Speaker 00

  Fucking, obviously you know the next fuck, Rivera, QBs, um, Peacock.

• 47:26Speaker 00

  Quarterback play. Broncos country, let's ride. Gordon Bombay. We got the Packers and then.

• 47:34Speaker 00

  Just no clue. And then Bills.

• 47:41Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how much better I could do.

• 47:43Jason Kelce?

  So this started because every year they put out the stupid coach's photograph and it's always like, they make them line up and stare at the sun and put out this photo. And they always look comfortable and weird and like it's, they never do a flattering photo of them. I don't know why the NFL loves to do this. They love torch the coaches. It, it's been sort of like a online topic of discussion, but I have no idea if this was ever gonna be like funny to anybody else. And then when we presented it to them and we started sort of like, you know, doing little jokes about outfits and placement and whatever. And once Jason queued into Travis says and knows what these guys are, it just turned into like, wait, how many can you name? And sometimes in this show, you lay out something, you think it's gonna go one way and it turns into a whole other thing.

• 48:23Travis Kelce?

  I think it has like recently become like everyone in NFL media tries to do their thing with the coach's photo like.

• 48:31Jason Kelce?

  Yes.

• 48:31Travis Kelce?

  And in this first season, we were trying to figure out like, what's our thing gonna be like? How, how are we gonna join this coach's photo discussion? It turns out, name the people in the photo.

• 48:42Jason Kelce?

  Name who they are.

• 48:43Travis Kelce?

  To go.

• 48:44Jason Kelce?

  We get asked every year to do it again. And I don't think we've done, we haven't done enough.

• 48:47Travis Kelce?

  You can't duplicate this.

• 48:49Jason Kelce?

  It's tough. It's, I will say, we've tried it. We've tried to duplicate the magic of name that coach. It doesn't work. I'm sorry to say, it just has not worked. We kind of like have, uh, moved on from the bit, but that first one was absolute magic. Generally one of my favorite moments from recording. I don't think we get that moment unless Jason has the great idea to just turn it into a game. Like that, I will give him all the credit. That is entirely his idea to be like, hey, wait, how many can you name? Listen, sometimes bullying your brother is the best way to make a podcast.

• 49:18Travis Kelce?

  What's your favorite moment from this moment? Cause I have one in particular.

• 49:22Jason Kelce?

  I'd go, I don't know.

• 49:23Travis Kelce?

  My favorite is when Travis goes, oh man, that's Coach.

• 49:28Travis Kelce?

  When Jason finally reveals that's the Bengals. He's like, do you know who that's his name? It's like, oh yeah, man, that, that's Coach.

• 49:35Jason Kelce?

  No, it's a great, it's a great bit. Great bit. Sorry, we can't do it ever again. It was, if you were there, you're there. If you, if you've not seen it, please. I would highly recommend going back and watching it.

• 49:44Travis Kelce?

  All right. Coming in at number four, we had so many moments from the first Kylie episode on this list. But I think this one was our favorite in particular because of her genuine shock at finding out that this happened to both Kelsey brothers. Uh, this is Kylie talking to the both guys about getting kicked out of preschool.

• 50:03Speaker 00

  Speaking of our dad, um, has Jason taught them how to fight yet? Do the girls know how to, how to fight the Kelsey way?

• 50:10Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 50:11Speaker 00

  No?

• 50:11Speaker 04

  I, I will say.

• 50:12Speaker 00

  Taught him how to kick someone in the balls?

• 50:15Speaker 03

  I have not taught him any fighting techniques yet.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  I will say.

• 50:18Speaker 03

  Keep them from getting kicked out of preschool the way I was.

• 50:21Speaker 00

  Oh man, we both got kicked out of preschool. Jason, tell them what you did. Now I'll tell everybody what I did.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  Well, me and a kid were playing at a cafeteria table and for some reason we were stabbing each other with sporks.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  For some reason?

• 50:34Speaker 03

  We thought it was like funny and we were just like hitting each other with sporks and I hit him hard enough right in the forehead. And, uh, I just remember the next day his dad had him like under his arm and he had like three little spork dots or four, four little spork dots. And, uh, they were kicking me out and they said, did you do this? And I said, yeah.

• 50:53Speaker 00

  You penetrated his skull. AKA they were playing, Jason didn't like how they were playing, so he stabbed him in the face with a fork. That's basically what happened.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  To which dad's reply was, why weren't you watching him?

• 51:06Speaker 03

  This is your fault.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Exactly. Why the hell would you give that kid a spork and let him just eat his lunch without supervising him?

• 51:21Speaker 00

  And meanwhile, I got kicked out of preschool because during playtime, um, we were playing checkers. And I was winning because I don't fucking lose at checkers. And if you win, you stay on, right? Like that's the thing.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  Kind of hard to win Travis, if you never moon your back row.

• 51:41Speaker 00

  Yes. Well, we kept winning. I kept winning and the teacher told me, you know, Travis, you have to share. And I'm like, that's not how, that's not how it rolls. Dad always taught us, if you win, you stay on. Winner stays on. You know what I mean? Yeah. And she said, no, you have to share it. I said, no, I don't. And through the chair that I was sitting in at her. So

• 51:59Speaker 03

  What? Is that a real story?

• 52:00Speaker 00

  This is a real story.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  How did I not remember that?

• 52:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  You had a chair and a teacher.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  You've both been kicked out of preschool.

• 52:05Speaker 00

  Yeah. Good luck.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Is what you married into Kyle?

• 52:09Speaker 04

  To be fair, if a teacher called me and said,

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Isn't that surprising?

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Your kid sporked another kid in the head, I would then address that with my child, not the teacher.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  Listen, this is, here's the difference.

• 52:20Speaker 00

  It was the nineties, you know?

• 52:22Speaker 03

  There was a girl in the same preschool I got kicked out of that rammed my head into an air conditioning unit and I had a bump on my head.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  You probably deserved it.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  Probably, but I, my dad didn't try and get that kid kicked out of school. He just was like, hey, part of growing up. Sometimes you run into an air conditioner.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  Honest, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be honest.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  All of a sudden, the spork kid's dad was like, I'm not having this. Like, your son was partaking in the sporking as well.

• 52:46Speaker 00

  He just didn't win.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  The thing I'm most nervous about for our daughters.

• 52:52Speaker 03

  Now he won't learn because you're removing the best competition.

• 52:55Speaker 00

  He'll be getting sporked for the rest of his life.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  This kid's never gonna learn how to spork properly.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  The thing I'm most concerned about with Wyatt going to preschool is the phone call that I'm going to get when she has taught all of the other kids at her school, the words that

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's an issue.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  she's heard at home.

• 53:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  The only thing I can rest easier knowing is that Jason curses publicly on a regular basis and no one's going to suspect her found mouth mother.

• 53:28Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 53:29Jason Kelce?

  It, that first Kylie episode was, I think when we were recording it, we were sending each other faces Kylie was making back and forth because she is so funny. If you watch her in this episode, she cannot help but react to the absurdity that is Jason and Travis. And the sporking story is so good. Both of you?

• 53:48Travis Kelce?

  You've both been kicked out of preschool?

• 53:50Jason Kelce?

  Yeah. Good luck.

• 53:51Travis Kelce?

  The other thing too, is the fact that spork became a verb is just, and everyone knows what it means. Incredible. I also think shout out to Cartoon Radio. I think this was the first, the first clip that we ever got animated for this show, which just gave it new life, which is awesome.

• 54:09Jason Kelce?

  The Kylie episodes are always the best.

• 54:11Travis Kelce?

  All right, Brendan, number three.

• 54:12Jason Kelce?

  Ooh, number three. I mean, I feel like a lot of you have been waiting for this moment. I feel like a lot of people have been like, where's it gonna be? Where's it gonna go? What are they gonna say it?

• 54:21Travis Kelce?

  Top three.

• 54:21Jason Kelce?

  Number three, top three moment, first episode of season four, this is the Taylor album reveal.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Let's get to the part of this show that I think is what everybody is going to be talking about.

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Do I get to say it? Do I get to say, I get to say the two words? Yes?

• 54:42Speaker 03

  Well, you, I think we were gonna try and

• 54:43Speaker 00

  I think

• 54:44Speaker 04

  This is what I

• 54:44Speaker 03

  First of all, you can do whatever you want, Taylor. I don't, we're not gonna review. This is very much whatever.

• 54:49Speaker 04

  I wanna work within the framework of the podcast. I'm a fan of the podcast.

• 54:51Speaker 03

  Typically, we would allow the guest to say new news.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I wanna do it.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  But with Zach Brown, we had another bit that we did. I don't know if you saw.

• 55:01Speaker 00

  I don't know if we can get back to this. I've, I forgot, I forgot everything that Zach taught me already.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  All right, let's just let the expert take care of this.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Okay, I just wanted, I wanted to scream it.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Taylor.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  Just Travis style. Do you want me to start it or echo it?

• 55:13Speaker 00

  I think Taylor has a little bit of new news.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  She's a natural.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  It was as fun as I thought it was gonna be. Oh, it was everything, it was everything in more.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  We did talk about Easter eggs earlier.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  And at the very last Eras Tour, you didn't take the lift. You did not. You went upstage and exited through an orange door. Why did you change the ending?

• 55:41Speaker 04

  So that's, I'm happy you mentioned that.

• 55:44Speaker 00

  I was about to say, Jason.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  Did you see that fans, did you see that the fans noticed this? Cause I was pretty proud of them for noticing that.

• 55:49Speaker 00

  They noticed everything.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  I just, I was surfing the internet and saw something.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Yeah. So that was, I was pretty happy that they noticed that. I was like, trained them well. So basically every night of the Eras Tour.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  They know everything happens with a reason. Taylor's a planner. She's not just a random orange door.

• 56:06Speaker 00

  Eggs everywhere.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  Just eggs everywhere. What's happening there? Why is, why and why? Anyway, so I, I would leave the stage every night, going down the elevator lift. That's how every single Eras show ended, except for one, except for the last one, where I exited through a door, an orange door to be specific. And, um,

• 56:26Speaker 03

  Orange.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  That actually was an Easter egg. Basically, the reason why I chose to exit that way is because I kind of wanted to give a little subliminal hint to the fans that I may be leaving the Eras Tour era, but I was also entering

• 56:43Speaker 03

  A new era.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  A new era. Uh, so I wanted to show you something.

• 56:48Speaker 03

  Okay. What do we got?

• 56:50Speaker 04

  We got, uh,

• 56:52Speaker 03

  A briefcase?

• 56:53Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Mint green with TS on it?

• 56:56Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  What's in it?

• 56:58Speaker 04

  This is my brand new album.

• 57:06Speaker 00

  We got TS 12, baby.

• 57:09Speaker 04

  This is my brand new album. It's called The Life of a Showgirl.

• 57:13Speaker 03

  Love it.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  It was something that I was working on while I was in Europe on the Eras Tour.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  So while you were on tour?

• 57:20Speaker 04

  I was working, I would be on tour.

• 57:22Speaker 00

  On earth, did she do this on the tour is still blowing my mind.

• 57:25Speaker 04

  I just love it. I just love it a lot. I love music. Um, I would be playing shows. I'd do like three shows in a row. I'd have three days off. I'd fly to Sweden, go back to the tour and actually like working on this. I was physically exhausted at this point in the tour, but I was so mentally stimulated and so excited to be creating. And this is

• 57:48Speaker 00

  And literally living the life of a showgirl.

• 57:50Speaker 04

  I was, I was.

• 57:51Speaker 00

  While she wrote it.

• 57:52Speaker 04

  That's why I said, that's why I called it that. Nailed it. So, um, do you wanna see the back cover?

• 57:58Speaker 03

  I would love to see all of it. Yes.

• 57:59Speaker 04

  The back cover is where we find the 12 tracks for my 12.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  12 tracks.

• 58:03Speaker 00

  Bangers.

• 58:04Speaker 04

  So this is, so we got all, so we got track one, The Fate of Ophelia.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Track two.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  Okay, go ahead. I was gonna say, dude, you know a fate of Ophelia? Okay, keep going. I just, I

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Hamlet?

• 58:19Speaker 00

  I don't wanna get Jason all riled up. So let's, we can just go through the track.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, yeah.

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Track two, Elizabeth Taylor.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:27Speaker 00

  You know who Elizabeth Taylor is?

• 58:29Speaker 04

  You better.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  I'm just kinda following, just kinda following along.

• 58:32Speaker 00

  Okay, all right, all right, all right.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Track three, Opalite.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Opalite.

• 58:36Speaker 00

  You know what Opalite is, Jason?

• 58:37Speaker 03

  Why, can we stop asking me?

• 58:39Speaker 00

  Okay, I'm done.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  I hate this.

• 58:43Speaker 00

  I know a lot about this album and I'm excited.

• 58:48Speaker 04

  Track four, Father Figure.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  Father Figure.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Track five, eldest daughter.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  Track six, Ruin the Friendship. Track seven, Actually Romantic.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  Actually Romantic.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  Track eight,

• 59:05Speaker 03

  I wonder who that is.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  Wish, wishlist with two dollar signs as the S's.

• 59:11Speaker 04

  Just wanna point that out. Dramatical flourish. Track nine, Wood.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  Wood. Nice.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  Track 10, Canceled, but it's in all caps with an exclamation point at the end.

• 59:24Speaker 00

  That's a banger.

• 59:25Speaker 04

  Track 11, Honey.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  Honey.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  And can I, can you do drumroll? Last track, track 12, the title track, The Life of a Showgirl, featuring Sabrina Carpenter.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  Sabrina Carpenter!

• 59:45Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 59:46Jason Kelce?

  Incredible. She had that briefcase around all day, but we didn't actually see it until, like

• 59:51Travis Kelce?

  We were not allowed. See the inside until she revealed it?

• 59:54Jason Kelce?

  Man, I tried.

• 59:54Travis Kelce?

  So it was a reveal for all of us.

• 59:56Jason Kelce?

  It was a genuine reaction from all of us. It's still just an absurd sentence to say out loud. Remember when you helped reveal Taylor Swift's album and you go, yeah, it's, it's absurd, it's absurd, it's absurd. Did not know that that was gonna be a part of that episode. That was like a later sort of addition. They didn't trust me to keep that secret for that long. So they told me, they told, it was pretty quick before we recorded, oh, by the way, and we were like, oh damn, you guys are smart. We would have definitely fucked up and probably said this at some point. Again, I cannot thank her enough for sharing that with us or allowing us to be a part of it. And I will give this little tidbit. That was the first episode we recorded in Travis's new setup. And I've never been more stressed than like we set up the day before and stuff kinda worked. And it was like,

• 1:00:41Travis Kelce?

  Oh my God, yeah.

• 1:00:42Jason Kelce?

  We had that moment where they, where somebody goes, oh, I don't know if we got internet in that room yet. And I went, you what now?

• 1:00:49Jason Kelce?

  So there was, there was an absurd amount of flop sweat and fear radiating off my body as we recorded that because we just really had never tested that room before. And I half expected none of it to work, but it worked just long enough for us to get, you know, maybe the coolest episode we'll probably ever record.

• 1:01:07Travis Kelce?

  I would remove maybe from that sentence.

• 1:01:09Jason Kelce?

  Hey, I always think she might come back.

• 1:01:11Travis Kelce?

  Right, yes. There, that's the caveat, I guess.

• 1:01:14Jason Kelce?

  You always gotta think that we could do something bigger. Who knows? No, the, the Taylor episode is probably like hanging in the rafters at this point.

• 1:01:21Travis Kelce?

  Hanging in the

• 1:01:21Jason Kelce?

  We'll have a banner for it. Hang, it's a Guinness World Record episode, by the way.

• 1:01:25Travis Kelce?

  Sure is.

• 1:01:25Jason Kelce?

  We never got a plaque for it, but they sure loved tweeting about it.

• 1:01:29Travis Kelce?

  Uh, you didn't. I, I did.

• 1:01:30Jason Kelce?

  You have a plaque?

• 1:01:31Travis Kelce?

  No, I'm just fucking with you.

• 1:01:32Jason Kelce?

  See, this is bullshit. No, this is where it's bullshit. It was like Guinness World Records loves to like tweet and mention everybody's name, but when it comes down to giving us the fucking hardware, they certainly didn't send anything to me. Anyways, I'm not bitter about it. They do not. And I'm calling, I'm using this platform to call them out. Guinness World Records for the longest time it takes to receive a Guinness World Record, Brandon, me personally.

• 1:01:51Travis Kelce?

  All right. Moving on to clip number two, a clip I am sure, like clip number three, many people have been waiting for. And also clip number three doesn't happen without clip number two. This is a lowly unsurprising SeatGeek ad read from season one.

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• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  Speaking of Taylor Swift, I know you went to the Taylor Swift concert. How was it?

• 1:03:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, I was disappointed that she doesn't talk before or after her shows because she has to save her voice for the 44 songs that she sings. So I was a little butthurt. I didn't get to hand her one of the bracelets I made for her.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  You made her a bracelet?

• 1:03:19Speaker 00

  Yeah. If you're, if you're up on Taylor Swift concerts, there are friendship bracelets and I received a bunch of them being there, but I wanted to give Taylor Swift one with my number on it. Not right now.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Ooh, your number's in 87 or your phone number?

• 1:03:34Speaker 00

  You know which one. Um, so she, but she doesn't meet anybody and she doesn't, or at least she didn't want to meet me. So I, um, I took it personal, but it was an unbelievable show and honestly Kansas City showed out. I've only seen Arrowhead filled like that for Chiefs games with that much excitement. And, um, yeah, everybody was dressed in pink and purple going crazy for it. It was wild. It was a wild show.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  Well, she, she probably just hasn't gotten over the Super Bowl yet. She's a big Eagles fan. So maybe she just made something up and just didn't want to talk to you.

• 1:04:05Jason Kelce?

  Damn it. I mean, you guys knew it was coming somewhere in the top five. You've had to know it was going to be somewhere in the top five. If not number one, but I feel like we talked this one to death. I don't know. It, this is, this is, it was a surprising moment that happened and we all got real excited about it. And we're like, is he kidding? Turns out he wasn't.

• 1:04:24Travis Kelce?

  And, uh, I will say, probably should have noticed this, like when the two guys met in the Super Bowl, but this I think has since become the clearest example of how you can just say shit and manifest it on this show and it will come true.

• 1:04:39Jason Kelce?

  You can.

• 1:04:39Travis Kelce?

  Which is awesome.

• 1:04:40Jason Kelce?

  I've said that to everybody who's been on. I said it to everybody who worked on the show. If you say it on air. I mean, I think there was one point we were talking about going to space where we got an email from.

• 1:04:47Travis Kelce?

  You can go to space.

• 1:04:48Jason Kelce?

  I won't say who, but we, they were like, hey, you want to go? And I said, not on your rockets. Um.

• 1:04:53Travis Kelce?

  I don't know that we can keep that.

• 1:04:55Jason Kelce?

  It's absurd that that was the part of the last episode of season one, and we just sort of like threw that out there.

• 1:05:02Travis Kelce?

  It was like the last thing we recorded.

• 1:05:04Jason Kelce?

  It was the last or second to last thing. We always do ads at the end. That's a little.

• 1:05:07Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:08Jason Kelce?

  Behind the scenes tidbit there, but yeah, didn't quite know where that was all going to end up. And I think it ended up going pretty well for Travis.

• 1:05:15Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Anyone have an update on?

• 1:05:17Jason Kelce?

  I don't have any updates. I, you know, rooting for those kids. All right. It is time.

• 1:05:21Travis Kelce?

  The number one moment.

• 1:05:23Jason Kelce?

  The number one moment.

• 1:05:25Travis Kelce?

  Should I do a little?

• 1:05:26Jason Kelce?

  In New Heights history. Perfect. That sounds great. I'm glad we planned this.

• 1:05:31Travis Kelce?

  I'm sure our editors could add in a drum roll, but I'm just gonna do this anyway.

• 1:05:36Jason Kelce?

  Jason and Travis sharing their feelings post Kelsey Bowl.

• 1:05:41Speaker 03

  We're going to get to what we said to each other, uh, because I was misquoted by saying that I said, fuck you. Congratulations after the game when we saw each other. This is not what I said.

• 1:05:51Speaker 00

  I was like, I don't remember that one. I was, I was, I was a loss, loss at words and, uh, you didn't, you didn't really say much, but I know you didn't say fuck you.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, I didn't say much because I wanted you to go celebrate with your team. You know, I knew that you were going to feel bad for me and I didn't want that. I didn't want that to be, uh, how you remembered that. So I just kind of made an emphasis to, uh, go hug you, tell you I love you, congratulations and go be with your teammates. Cause I didn't want to be the guy that was going to bring down that moment for you.

• 1:06:25Speaker 00

  Yeah. Well, there wasn't, there wasn't much you could do about me feeling like that.

• 1:06:30Speaker 00

  You could have told me fuck you and I would have still felt the exact same way that I felt with you just telling me to go celebrate with your teammates. It's, uh, that wasn't an easy feeling and I was definitely lost at words, but, um, I did say one thing. And, uh, I told you it was the funnest year of my life.

• 1:06:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a great time and I agree. It was a, it was an awesome year. The podcast, we've never talked more throughout any NFL season. Um.

• 1:06:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, man.

• 1:07:00Speaker 00

  That's what it was all about for me, man. To, to see the script or however you want to call it, uh, play out like it did. And to be set and scheduled every single week to talk it over with you, man. That was, um, that was something I could have never drew up. I could have never, you know, expected it to be this damn fun, man. And, uh, it really did blindside me. And, um, the crazy part is, is that I would never be playing this damn game if it wasn't for you.

• 1:07:30Speaker 03

  Stop.

• 1:07:31Speaker 00

  No, it is. It's the truth, man. I followed your footsteps into it. I actually tried to play football. When you started playing football. So you started playing hockey. I started playing hockey. You started playing football. I started playing football. There was pretty much every sport except for basketball like that. You started playing lacrosse. I started playing lacrosse.

• 1:07:52Speaker 00

  So yeah, I've kind of just been following your footsteps throughout this whole gig. And, uh, to go through everything leading up to this moment, uh, or leading up to this year, and then having the year that we had. And then meeting you at the mountaintop, brother. It was, um, it was like we, uh, we were on top of that thing together, man. And, um, it was, uh, it was cool to break the barrier of, uh, two brothers going against each other. I don't think the story would have been the same. I don't think the drama would have been the same. I don't think people enjoy our family the same this week that they did, uh, if, if, if it's, if it's any other way. So.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  Well, you know, for some reason, when I saw you, I wasn't that emotional. I was really, really happy for you. I think I was still caught up in the game though, and I just wanted to try to not bring you down. So just wanted to say congratulations and was really happy for you, but still caught up in myself a little bit. And, um, you know,

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  and I, I think I just tried to get away from you as quick as possible. So you go celebrate with your teammates. But the moment I saw mom is when I got really emotional because man, it was so awesome.

• 1:09:15Speaker 03

  It was.

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  Not right now.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:31Speaker 03

  Oh man, fuck.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  It was awesome for, you know, she was on top of the world for, for a week.

• 1:09:40Speaker 00

  She was the heavyweight champ, man.

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  She was on top of it and she shined the whole time, man. That was, that was the coolest part. Mom, you absolutely killed it. Dad, you've been killing it.

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  Yep. And, uh, it was just so cool, man, to see, uh, you know, her get to celebrate in that with us.

• 1:10:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  And, uh, it was an awesome moment.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  You know, so

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  just so happy for her and so happy that, um, you know, she got her moment. Dad got his. So yeah, I was the only, ironically, you know, you, you lose the Super Bowl

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  and you're, you're crying after the game and they're not tears of sadness. You know, they're tears of joy.

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  So still sucked, but you know.

• 1:10:46Speaker 00

  So it makes you the best, brother. So it makes you the best.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  You know, proud of my team, my guys and, you know, sorry Philadelphia that we couldn't fucking get it done. But, uh, you know, happy for you guys and, uh, you know.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  So we go sometimes.

• 1:11:05Jason Kelce?

  The idea that in our first season as a show, we ended up with this scenario where our two hosts play each other in the Super Bowl is the most absurd storyline you could ever write. Having to record that episode afterwards was odd in a way because you just knew somebody had just had the worst weekend of their life and somebody had one of the best. I do think this clip, this moment, that episode is a real testament to, I think, what makes this show unique, which makes Jason and Travis so special, is that the way that they loved how much this is about their family and how much it meant to them and, you know, game results aside, was still such a special moment for everybody involved. When you whittle the show down to what it is at its core, that this, this is a moment

• 1:11:48Jason Kelce?

  that I think sort of encapsulates exactly what it is at all times.

• 1:11:51Travis Kelce?

  We didn't know exactly what they were going to say coming off the Super Bowl and the fact that they were just so vulnerable and let us all into like the, like, you don't get to see what that's like, let alone like after losing a Super Bowl, after winning a Super Bowl, it just had never happened. Brothers had never played against each other as active players in a Super Bowl. And for them to like, let us into everything that they were experiencing over the two weeks and just give us like actual raw human emotions, insights and, you know, it was just an incredible moment. And I think, like you said, perfectly encapsulates like what the show is about.

• 1:12:32Travis Kelce?

  It's about these two brothers who are at the peak of their careers, all pro NFL caliber players, but at the end of the day, it's like any sibling relationship that you could imagine. And I think this, this was the perfect clip to sort of top off our list of top 92 moments.

• 1:12:50Jason Kelce?

  It is certainly the one that I don't think, you know, in the list of things like we can do other funny moments, we can have a lot of great guests. I, we're never doing that again.

• 1:12:58Travis Kelce?

  Nope.

• 1:12:58Jason Kelce?

  Nor is, listen, I'm fucking hanging out there. No, nobody else is either. Like that is, it's one of the most absurd storylines you've ever been involved in. And I think in that first season, when we sort of all, I don't remember when we first started like noticing that we were kind of, I don't know, week 12, we were like, like, if there ever was a shot at this, it was, it's probably going to be now. We were like, no.

• 1:13:17Travis Kelce?

  They were both on trajectory for the one seed and like,

• 1:13:21Jason Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:13:22Travis Kelce?

  You know, we were like, looking at the schedule and we were debating like which, because I think some NFC teams were playing AFC teams and we were like figuring out which one to root for to make sense that both guys would get the one seed.

• 1:13:35Jason Kelce?

  No, it was crazy. And I think like the most stressed I've been on an NFL Sunday outside of, I guess even with Super Bowls has been that.

• 1:13:43Travis Kelce?

  Championship.

• 1:13:44Jason Kelce?

  Yeah, it was, it was the Bengals Chiefs and then.

• 1:13:48Travis Kelce?

  Niners.

• 1:13:48Jason Kelce?

  Niners Eagles, where I was like, please God, like that, that was the most stressed I've been on NFL Sunday, I think, ever. Even the Super Bowl was not that stressed. Like there was nothing you could do about it.

• 1:13:57Travis Kelce?

  I called my mom at like five in the morning stressing out. She very gently was like, okay, you've realized you're not playing.

• 1:14:06Jason Kelce?

  Like, that's no, no.

• 1:14:08Travis Kelce?

  There's nothing you can do.

• 1:14:10Jason Kelce?

  We are, my, they need me. I remember there was a group of people going, they were like, hey, we're going to go watch the games together. And I was like, I, you don't want me there. There's nothing about being around me on this day that will be fun for anybody else. I remember during the, during the bank, well, the Eagles game, I think, you know,

• 1:14:26Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:14:26Jason Kelce?

  writing was on the wall kind of quick on that one for a lot of reasons, but the Bengals game certainly fucking wasn't. I remember very distinctly being in my living room, like child's pose on the floor, just like literally on the floor, on all fours, like head down. And I think the Bengals had the ball, maybe they were down a field goal or like less with like two minutes to go. And I was like, this cannot be it. This can't be fucking it. And I think Chiefs got a three and out and the ball back. Oh, no, Bengals were up.

• 1:14:52Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:14:52Jason Kelce?

  They could basically ice it out with the ball if they just got a few first downs. I remember it was like three first downs games over, essentially they can just kneel. And I remember being like, I was like, I'm not going to record next week. If this is how it goes, I'm not going to do it. I'm, somebody else can do it. I'm not dealing with this. And then Chris Jones took the Hummer out of the garage.

• 1:15:07Travis Kelce?

  What was it like on your end after the Super Bowl? Who sent the first like, hey, so are we recording on Tuesday text?

• 1:15:18Travis Kelce?

  How did that go?

• 1:15:19Jason Kelce?

  I don't remember. I think it was like, um, I think I just put sort of the rundown together and then just sent it with the time. And then I don't know, I don't know what responses I got out of that. I don't, I, I don't remember. It was one of those times where I was like, well, I gotta send it.

• 1:15:37Jason Kelce?

  And they're expecting it. I mean, they, they, they know what happened. Yeah. Do people still ask you who you were rooting for?

• 1:15:43Travis Kelce?

  Oh.

• 1:15:43Jason Kelce?

  I get it from time to time.

• 1:15:45Travis Kelce?

  Rooting for offense, just rooting for offense.

• 1:15:47Jason Kelce?

  I've always told people that like going into the Super Bowl, much like Ed Kelsey, we'd already won.

• 1:15:52Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:15:53Jason Kelce?

  It was gonna be bad for somebody and great for somebody else. We knew that. So that I, I honestly wasn't that, I wouldn't say it's not stressed because I wanted it to be good. I wanted it to be like a game that people wouldn't be like, I didn't want to blow out. I was rooting for not blowout.

• 1:16:05Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:05Jason Kelce?

  I was like, somebody, this needs to be a good game where people can kind of keep their heads up about it and in however they want to. It cannot be like 42 to three. Like it cannot be that. But I wasn't, I was not stressed going into this. I was like, it's gonna happen. Like it's gonna be bad one way or the other. Like there wasn't really much to do about it. I know, that's always why people get mad at me. They're always like, no, somebody. And I'm like, I really don't know what to tell you besides I wanted it to be a good game. That was kind of all I was rooting for. And it was one of the better ones, to be honest. I mean, sorry Eagles fans, it was kind of one of the better ones.

• 1:16:34Travis Kelce?

  It really was. Eagles got their Super Bowl win too.

• 1:16:36Jason Kelce?

  They did, they did, they did. They remind you constantly.

• 1:16:42Jason Kelce?

  Leave that in there, it's fine.

• 1:16:42Travis Kelce?

  No way.

• 1:16:43Jason Kelce?

  All right. No, but yeah, that's, I get that question from time to time and I never have an answer people like, so I apologize. If you ask me that and I give you that answer, that's what you're going to get. I was rooting for Jake, rooting for good social media content to come out of that day.

• 1:16:55Travis Kelce?

  You did get good social media content.

• 1:16:57Jason Kelce?

  Wait, were you with me when we saw the Rihanna setlist?

• 1:16:59Travis Kelce?

  Yes, we, we, that, that is our, that's our biggest regret.

• 1:17:04Jason Kelce?

  Could have millionaires.

• 1:17:05Travis Kelce?

  We had the first song.

• 1:17:07Jason Kelce?

  This was also our first Super Bowl to attend.

• 1:17:08Travis Kelce?

  Yep.

• 1:17:08Jason Kelce?

  I don't know if that's interesting, but eye opening, did not, was not ready for what it was. And like, we, we essentially didn't have tickets. We had media passes, which means you get to go stand around the Super Bowl.

• 1:17:20Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:17:20Jason Kelce?

  Yeah, you got a ticket eventually, but we essentially all had media passes, which means like, hey, do you want to go to the Super Bowl and like mill around and sort of just like keep moving and never be able to stop or sit down? And you go, that sounds awful. And you go, it is, it's interesting to go to Super Bowl, but like the media pass is not often cracked up to be. But we did wander around. We got to a place where we were standing behind all these like monitors and setups and whatever. And we just saw like Rihanna song list and it was, it was her halftime show written out by song. And we knew one of the prop bets was like, what song is first? And we were, we didn't have stadium cell phone search. We were trying, we were trying to put, trying to put the savings on whatever it was that first song was. I was texting people like, hey, it's this, you gotta go. And they were like, I think we found out they capped those bets.

• 1:18:04Travis Kelce?

  It's like a $25 bet, but.

• 1:18:06Jason Kelce?

  Yeah, it was like nothing, but we were like, Jake, we could fucking be retiring off of this.

• 1:18:12Travis Kelce?

  This is our big break.

• 1:18:13Jason Kelce?

  Turns out we're still here, sorry. That's it, guys. That is the top 92 clip countdown. That's it. That's New Heights, the show. If you didn't know what we were, watch those, you'd probably get a pretty clear idea of what the show is. Jake, what's your final thoughts here? Final thoughts?

• 1:18:25Travis Kelce?

  My, my final thoughts is it's tough to make a list. And as we've said before, if you have any complaints about moments that were left off, uh, moments that were ordered wrong, you can tweet at Brandon underscore.

• 1:18:37Jason Kelce?

  85, at Jay Chat 85.

• 1:18:40Travis Kelce?

  Brandon underscore borders. Or honestly, because I'm going to be on paternity leave, tweet at New Heights Show. Just tweet at New Heights Show with one S.

• 1:18:48Jason Kelce?

  We'll put the list out on social, we'll put the list out on social, get in the comments, yell at us, tell us what we forgot, tell us what we missed, tell us, tell us what's egregiously unranked. If you're a guest of the show and you weren't featured on this list, let us know. Come back on, yell at Jake.

• 1:19:00Travis Kelce?

  Be mad at Brandon. He made the list.

• 1:19:02Jason Kelce?

  The hardest part of the list, honestly, was the first half.

• 1:19:06Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 1:19:06Jason Kelce?

  Like the 40 to 92 was like, it, this, this is kind of the wild west here. The top 10, I feel like we nailed pretty quick.

• 1:19:13Travis Kelce?

  40 to 92 could have been 150 different things.

• 1:19:16Jason Kelce?

  Yeah, there's a lot. And if we missed something that's your favorite.

• 1:19:19Travis Kelce?

  Get mad at us.

• 1:19:20Jason Kelce?

  Jade Bat, 85. Anyways, this has been the top 92 moments of all time from New Heights. We will be back on September 2nd with brand new episodes. Jason Travis will be back. You will not have to hear from us that much. Promise you they'll be back, football will be back. It'll be beautiful. Please like, subscribe, follow the show on all social media, New Heights Show with one S. Jake, anything else?

• 1:19:40Travis Kelce?

  Can't wait for football. See you nine, two.

• 1:19:43Jason Kelce?

  Jake will have a child when we, when we come back.

• 1:19:45Travis Kelce?

  Woo hoo. That's fucking.

• 1:19:48Jason Kelce?

  Jesus, God, all right.

• 1:19:50Travis Kelce?

  No, I'm ready.

• 1:19:51Jason Kelce?

  Good luck.

• 1:19:54Jason Kelce?

  Bye.