Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 3

92%ers, welcome to a very special preseason edition of New Heights! We are preparing for our 5th season by counting down the Top 92 moments from our first 200 episodes. On today's episode, we will count down from 39 to 14 of the best moments from New Heights. New Heights is back with all-new episodes Wednesday, September 2nd, with your actual hosts Jason and Travis Kelce! Follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshow You can also listen to new episodes on Wondery, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. . . . Download and Subscribe here: Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMb Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynw Shop our merch at https://kelceclubhouse.com https://kelceclubhouse.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Travis Kelce?

  It's said everything happens for a reason, but maybe everything happens for a recess. Take noise cancelling headphones. Do they block hearing to heighten taste? Hmm. That sound seems to show everything happens for a recess.

• 0:17Speaker 01

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:23Speaker 02

  Hi. Still here. Still no, still no baby.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Still no baby. Jake is still here. Still no baby. We are on baby watch and in the meantime, we are back with another episode. Counting down our favorite 92 moments from New Heights in the past four seasons. Let's just get right into it. Let's get right into it, Jake. What do we got? Kick us off.

• 1:44Speaker 02

  Kicking off this one, one of the more memed moments of the show's history. This is from this past season as well.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Very fresh, fresh moment, fresh break.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  The guys were talking about Jennings Dunker and I'll let the clip roll from here.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  If you were going to design an offensive lineman in a laboratory, this is what he would look like. I mean, look at this guy.

• 2:07Travis Kelce?

  This is hilarious. How many beers a day do you think this guy drinks?

• 2:11Speaker 03

  I don't know. He's probably by the case. He doesn't even count.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  This gives me an idea though. They, I don't think they should. You know how they do best in show for like dogs where they like trot them out? They do it for the horses too. Oh shit.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  You all right, Trev?

• 2:32Travis Kelce?

  We're good.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  You good?

• 2:35Travis Kelce?

  Fuck.

• 2:38Travis Kelce?

  Taylor's gonna kill me.

• 2:43Travis Kelce?

  The best in show got me.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  Best in show for the dogs. Like they, I think.

• 2:47Travis Kelce?

  Best in show for the offensive line. Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  I'll say this, this Travis breaking the chair was one of the most debated. Where do we rank this clips of any like?

• 3:05Speaker 01

  There was contention. There was a lot of contention around where this goes. Some people even said this is the number one. I got a number one request for this one. I don't agree, but I'm sure people listening to this are probably mad at us. We did not rank this higher than 39.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  I will say it probably gets docked a little bit because we're doing this in an audio only format.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Travis breaking the chair is much more of a visual moment, but it was still incredible and needed to be included on the list.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  I, man, it might be in my top like things I've laughed at during recording. I, anybody who thinks this was planned or scripted, get the fuck out of my face. This was so funny. We have not gotten an invoice for that chair, so hopefully everything's okay. I think maybe he put it back together. He's pretty handy. Yeah. Apologies to that living room set. Moving on to number 38 is a moment from our episode after our second live show in Cincinnati, when we had to discuss Jason losing his Super Bowl ring in a pool, a kiddie pool of chili.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  There was an unfortunate ness. As you guys know, this game existed because I continually lose my Super Bowl ring. And I don't even know if Travis still knows this, but I legitimately lost my Super Bowl ring in this event. They could not find it. This is Jets Jake searching through the chili to try and find the sock that had my Super Bowl ring in it. We have still yet to find it.

• 4:30Travis Kelce?

  What did you expect to happen?

• 4:33Speaker 03

  I thought that we would just go in the pool and get the ring afterwards.

• 4:36Travis Kelce?

  You're such a imbecile.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Greg got a metal detector. There's actually metal in Skyline Chili. There's traces of iron within the chili itself. So it was an impossible task to try and use a metal detector.

• 4:47Travis Kelce?

  That's so good.

• 4:48Speaker 03

  There's probably lead as well in there someplace. It's just a hunk of metal. I'll just have another one made, I think. They can do that, right?

• 4:56Speaker 02

  I don't know, Jason, probably.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Guess we're gonna find out.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  This is the most shame I've ever felt working on.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Do you know why? Do you know why you feel shame? Cause it's entirely your fault.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  So it is, it is almost a hundred percent your fault. No, I'm telling this part. Cause I'm still, I am still mad about it. Jason wanted to put the ring in there. I said, don't do that. For the record, I said, no, that's dumb. And about an hour later, little Jets Jake here comes skipping around the corner of the Cincinnati arena going, Jason just put the thing in the chili. It's so funny. And I went, you motherfucker. He went to you. He went to you to get a yes. And what did you do? What happened?

• 5:37Speaker 02

  So there, there are two reasons why this is my fault. Number one, and the biggest one is that after it happened, Jason goes, Jake, get that ring for me. And I just did not hear him. Adrian like pulled up that footage and played it for me. It was just like, oh no, this is my fault. The other thing, and this is a bit of shared blame, but like the fact that we were like, oh, we're going to use two pools and one will have a fake ring and one will have the real ring. When we could have just put them both in the same fucking pool, looking for the one.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  You didn't have to put other rings. You could just have one ring and a sock in one of the pools. The effect of being covered in chili would have been fine. We didn't need.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Yes. Not our best gameplay.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  Can you hear that I'm still mad about this? We had to change our flights to come home later so we could dig into a goddamn pool of chili for an hour.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Oh, wait. I don't know if we told this on air, but I threw up a lot.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  I think we did. The, the smell of the chili that had been sitting in the arena.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  I'm gonna do it again now.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  For 12 hours was rancid and it's entirely that man's fault.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  You're bringing back bad memories.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Yeah. Okay. Go next clip. Next clip. We don't need to rehash. Next one.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Next clip coming from us from season one, a great family moment. This is Mama Kelsey roasting Travis.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  How disappointed were you when Travis was announced as a boy?

• 7:04Speaker 04

  No, no, I was not. I was hoping for a girl, but I got one. He's a fashionista.

• 7:16Travis Kelce?

  I see where this is going. You too.

• 7:17Speaker 04

  And a dancer.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  And a dancer.

• 7:19Travis Kelce?

  Thanks, mom.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  You remember you guys were saying that I named him after the fat kid on overboard?

• 7:23Speaker 03

  That's what I thought you named me as.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  Okay. There was another Travis on a soap opera.

• 7:28Travis Kelce?

  A soap opera?

• 7:29Speaker 04

  And I just had thought he was the most gorgeous man in the whole world and I named you after him.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Damn it. So you told dad.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Soap opera?

• 7:38Speaker 03

  Time out. Time. I'm gonna, so hold on. So you told dad that you liked the name Travis off of a fat little kid from overboard, but secretly you had a man crush going on and that's who you named him after.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  That's so terrible. How could you do that?

• 7:52Speaker 01

  This was such a fun episode to do. Having both parents on prior to the quote unquote Kelsey Bowl was genuinely like, you know, kind of like a once in a lifetime thing to, to have on. And Donna's the best. I'm not gonna lie to you. Donna brings the heat every time she's on. And it, did it feel to you like Jason had been waiting his entire life to ask that question?

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Yes, a hundred percent.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  Do you wish I was as a daughter? Like it felt like Jason only became a football player to make it to the NFL, to host a podcast with his brother, so that he one day could ask his mother on air, do you wish he was a daughter?

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Donna and Ed both have such great like comedic timing. And like Donna, Donna knows she's being ruthless, but can play it off so innocently of like, no, it's fine. He's a fashionista.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  It's a fashionista. She's not wrong though. Not wrong. Keep it moving to number 36 from the season one episode with Patrick Mahomes. This is Pat telling us a story of him cheating on his draft interview with the Chiefs.

• 8:52Speaker 05

  The first day that I met Coach Reed was at the facility. We had like the meetings, like the top 30 visits. So I was in there for like five hours. He's just going through plays, going through plays and I'm going, just gonna give you all the inside scoop. Matt Nagy, who was the offensive coordinator then, he really liked me. So he gave me the plays they were gonna go over the night before. So Coach Reed's finding out here live on New Heights.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh. Matt Nagy, how could you?

• 9:18Speaker 05

  Let's go. Yeah. So of course I crushed the meeting. I stayed up all night studying those plays.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  It's like, man, this kid is locked in. We got ourselves a winner here.

• 9:29Speaker 05

  As the process went on, I kind of feeling that I was kind of going up in the draft. I had a couple of teams that said they were gonna draft me and they're, I mean, that's true. Like, it's not like these coaches are making that up. I talked to them during the draft process and they were like, hey, if you're there, we're gonna, we're gonna take you. I kind of gave a little inside info to the, the Chiefs and I was like, hey, if y'all let me go anywhere below, at the time, I didn't know about the Saints, but I was like, if y'all let me go 12 or below, I'm gonna get drafted by someone else.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  You drafted yourself?

• 9:53Speaker 05

  So I gave the Chiefs a little bit of, a little bit of info on that. Cause I wanted to be here.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Anytime you've had somebody on, especially somebody like Pat, and they start a story with, I don't think I've ever told anybody this, but I get so excited. And then he reveals that I cheated on the draft and I'm like, whoa, hold on here, Pat. I think we actually, you, you might need to go to a different team now. I'm not sure what happens. And legally you are no longer a chief. Sorry.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  We recorded that and then I spent like an hour and a half Googling to make sure he hadn't told that anywhere else.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  No, it was a moment of like, oh, is packet, are the Chiefs gonna get in trouble?

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Did we just, did we just reveal a crime? Did he just confess to a crime on this podcast? And then the, the shithead producer, he's like, you gotta air it.

• 10:38Speaker 01

  You gotta let people know he cheated. Otherwise, how would, how could they have figured out that Pat Mahomes is a good quarterback? Oh, they watched the tape. That makes sense.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  I also think that's the, the only way you get that story is if he's sitting right next to one of his favorite teammates in a situation where he's comfortable. Like that, that was truly a, we're a show that's a fly on the wall of recording these conversations that no one else can ever get. And it was, it was very, very cool for Pat to do that.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Pat's a cheater. Sorry. Sorry, guys. Sorry to Texas Tech fans out there. Pat is a cheater. Confirmed. Um, moving on to number 35, this is also from the season one pre Kelsey Bowl episode with, with Ed and Donna. This is Ed reacting. Thing to both of his sons playing in the Super Bowl.

• 11:20Travis Kelce?

  Pops.

• 11:22Travis Kelce?

  Who are you rooting for?

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, now that we're here.

• 11:24Travis Kelce?

  Kelsey. Who are you rooting for? Kelsey. Okay, but there's two teams, so. We'll, we'll be here all day if you're, if, well, then we're gonna be here a long time while you try and get that.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  All right, we're, we're, we're in a battle to the death. One of us has to survive. Who are you rooting for?

• 11:46Travis Kelce?

  Both of you. I don't, I don't. Both of us to fucking die? No. Both of us to die? Both of you to win. I'm gonna go the captain, the Captain Kirk route.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  The Captain.

• 11:57Travis Kelce?

  I don't believe in no win situations.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  Gosh, that's good.

• 12:02Travis Kelce?

  That's from Star Trek, James, yeah, okay. No, way, way over my head for sure. Yeah, I know, God. Jason's, Jason's gonna lie to you and say he knows what he's talking about.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Well, I know who Captain Kirk is. I don't remember the specific situation we're talking about here.

• 12:14Travis Kelce?

  This is from like 1967. Yeah, Jason, you don't. This is from the TV show. This isn't from the movies.

• 12:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not a Star, I'm not a Trekkie. You know what a Trekkie is, Trav?

• 12:26Travis Kelce?

  Uh, Trekkie?

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:28Travis Kelce?

  Um, I would say the cult that follows Star Wars. Oh, don't get Star Wars and Star Trek mixed up.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Look at this guy. He's all, he's all over the place.

• 12:38Travis Kelce?

  Let me put my glasses on. All right, next, next question. Pops, thank you for getting us to move on. We know a lot of the media has been at you, uh, to get you to talk about the, the Kelsey Bowl that is to come. Uh, so let's get these out of the way. Okay, go. We've already asked you who the favorite is, um, and you said me, which I love you for that. Um, but, uh, who are you talking to first after the game? The winner or the loser?

• 13:10Travis Kelce?

  Probably the loser. You have any reason for that, or? Somebody's gonna feel pretty crummy.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:16Travis Kelce?

  And I wanna, and I wanna be with him initially.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, Trav said that, uh, you know, mom can't lose, but actually mom is going to lose and you're going to lose, right? There's gonna be a winning and a losing. No?

• 13:29Travis Kelce?

  No, one of you guys, one of you guys are gonna lose.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  You're not gonna lose with one of us? You're only going with the winner?

• 13:36Travis Kelce?

  I have already won, dude.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  You've won what?

• 13:39Travis Kelce?

  I'm on the most popular podcast in sports with my son.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  That's right, number one sport, five days in the world!

• 13:45Travis Kelce?

  I have, I've already fucking won, okay? All the rest of this is just window dressing, all right? You're never gonna get the answer you want if we're gonna talk about winning and losing the Super Bowl.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  What a dad line.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  The story I want to tell with this, though, is how much they were amped up to, we're gonna get him. We're gonna get the old man on this episode. And then the second Ed sat down and started talking about how proud he was of them, they both immediately melted. That is what I want. I want the world to know. They were like, we're gonna grill our dad. We're gonna grill him. And then he was like, I love you both and I'm proud of you. And they were like, oh shit, we don't.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad. Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  They, they were gonna get him, though. They were ready, folded. But no, I mean, one of those moments, though, that like, can't be recreated and unexpected and wild to be on the other end of.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Ed put it perfectly. He's like, I already fucking won. Like, yeah, well, of course, doesn't matter going into the Super Bowl. You've got your two boys playing against each other in the Super Bowl and. Incredible.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Put your split jersey on, you'll be all right.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  All right, moving on to number 34, uh, an iconic moment and an iconic Jason line. This is Jason talking about his game day fits.

• 14:56Travis Kelce?

  Eagles social team gave us a look at Jason's game day fit.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, shocker. Jason's game day fit is the same fit he wears every day. What the do I care about a game day fit?

• 15:06Travis Kelce?

  This guy's game day ready, baby.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Some people go to play football and some people play dress up, okay? I don't like to play dress up. I like to play football, all right? I'm not gonna go shopping, color coordinating, getting belts and shoes and all this shit just to go play football. I don't get it for a second. What is the point? I don't get it. Okay, maybe you can explain it to me, cuz you do it.

• 15:28Travis Kelce?

  My game day fit is my regular day fit too, so I know exactly what you're talking about.

• 15:33Speaker 03

  Travis, Travis.

• 15:35Travis Kelce?

  What?

• 15:36Speaker 03

  You have not worn anything under a hundred dollars to a game.

• 15:41Travis Kelce?

  Your flip flops were more than a hundred dollars.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Those.

• 15:45Travis Kelce?

  They got can openers on the bottom. Are you kidding me? It's two for one special.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  Which fit was he going on about here? Just so I know.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  So this was, he had flip flops on, um.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  The flip flops, right?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Start, start of flip flops, I wanna say. So, uh, this game day fit, I, I was almost confused. Ocean Drive, flip flops, and this is what Lane Johnson later dressed as Jason Kelce as. Yes.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  So it was like early on in this show that we just kept getting questions about Jason and the flip flops.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Everybody wanted to know the deal with the flip flops and as he puts it, he's walking four fucking feet to the bus.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  And you know what's funny? I wondered about the flip flops and then he explained it. I go, yeah, he's right. No, he's, he's, yeah, he's really not, he's not walking a mile to the stadium. He's getting on a bus. He's correct. It did lead to some moments where I would argue that Jason is playing dress up, but we can get into that later on a different show.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Shots fired.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  I would, I would argue he played a little dress up in that season, but that's just me.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  It might have been a season later where he literally dressed up as Doug.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  He sure did. That is a dress up. That is playing dress up.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  That is playing dress up for a football game.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  I think this was, sorry, which episode was this again? It's early though, right? I don't remember the episode.

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Season one.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  This was early in the run, though, which led to, like, it did lead to more questions about game day fits, which has been fun to discuss with them.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  We have game day fit merch. It's just a T-shirt. It says game day.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Game day fit merch. We have game day fit merch. Uh, keep it a movement to number 33. This is Jalen Hurts, our first real, real guest, first sit down episode guest, uh, of, of New Heights history. This is Jalen on Jason's fast snaps.

• 17:27Speaker 03

  He has a very unique way of snapping the ball. He, I mean. It's a very nice way of saying every quarterback that I've ever played with hates how I snap the ball. Hey.

• 17:36Travis Kelce?

  Is it getting to you quick?

• 17:37Speaker 03

  Fast. It's up on you. Hey, Nolan Ryan in the center right here. People always ask me why, um, why is your stand so low? I'm like, I gotta be in the athletic position. They won sports to catch the ball when it's coming, you know, but.

• 17:52Travis Kelce?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  I mean, cuz I remember, um, my rookie year when I came in, like, I'd come in, I have a couple of plays here and out throughout the game.

• 17:59Travis Kelce?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  And, um, it was like a couple, like, I learned maybe a handful. It's like, I go in there and foam with a snack cuz I just wasn't ready, like I wasn't in the position, you know what I'm saying? Some of them were bad snaps.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  But, uh, but yeah, I ain't tripping, buddy. He make all, he do his thing, you know what I'm saying? He do his thing, ain't tripping. I mean, really, I'd snap it fast and I snap it fast cuz I want my hand back.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  That's about it. I got stuff to do.

• 18:26Travis Kelce?

  You gotta use these. It's not 1940 where you can't use those hands. You can, you can actually put them on somebody.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, you know, my, my advantage of like my skill set is quickness, right? So I wanna get up on the guy quick. I wanna be able to get into proper leverage cuz I'm not gonna outmuscle nobody, so.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  Just snap it fast. All right, I have no complaint. The plus side is you got more time. Yeah. To make a decision if it's in the right spot. Well, I try, like I said, I try and put myself like, if I have to squat a little lower to catch it, I ain't tripping about it. He always, he always asks me like, how was that snap? Or if something, if there's like an inmate in the backfield or something like that, he's like, kinda like, I know he's, he's thinking about it. If he snapped it good or not, I'm like, hey, you good, baby?

• 19:12Travis Kelce?

  Might have been me.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  He knows. I'll be looking at it right away.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  Trying to figure out what happened. Yeah.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  So, yeah, this was our first sit down dedicated episode to one specific guest and I'm honestly still like, I, I was surprised the time that we got Jalen. He had the time for it. He was the coolest man in the world, like, did not expect it, was incredibly nervous going into this, did not know. I just didn't know how it was gonna go. Our, our guy's interviewing for the first time. How's, you know, Jalen Hurts is officially one of the coolest people I've ever met. He came in the room, dapped everybody up, said, hey, I'm Jay Hurts. And I said, I, I know.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm, I'm Brandon. He was just like, yeah, I, okay. Um, Jalen was the best. Uh, also means a lot that he was like our first, he, he, he, uh, trusted that we wouldn't fuck it up. So.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 20:05Speaker 01

  Very happy that Jalen, I'm very happy that Jason talked Jalen into doing it. I'm very happy we didn't fuck it up. And again, Jalen's always welcome back. Jake, how, how was it for you? You were there, right?

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Nope. Wasn't there. Missed it.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Uh, it sucks. Damn, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool to hang out with Jalen Hurts. I'm not gonna lie. Should have been there. Should have been there.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Well, I, there's literally, I don't have like a comeback cuz it's not like I'm going to stuff without you.

• 20:32Speaker 01

  It's true. Gotcha. The first season, I got you a few times. Anyways.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  All right, moving on to number 32 on our list. Uh, real full circle moment from season three talking about, uh, or season two, the guys talking about meeting royalty the first time to actually having a royal on the show. This is Prince William joining New Heights. Our guest today is the six foot three prince from London, England. That's right, the president of the English.

• 21:03Travis Kelce?

  Football Association, the Vice Royal Patron of the Welsh Rugby Union, the Duke of Cambridge, the Duke of Cornwall, the Lord of the Isles, Prince of Great Stewart of Scotland, Earl of Chester, and the Prince of Wales. Ninety-two percenters, please welcome His Royal Highness Prince William.

• 21:23Travis Kelce?

  That is quite an intro, guys. Amazing.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  We had to do a big for you. Had to do a big.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  So the, the behind the scenes tidbit I want to give from this clip is just, uh, we got like a company Slack message that was like, Brandon has been in touch with Kensington Palace. We will be recording an episode on Friday with Prince William. And I texted Brandon on, immediately on the side. I go, what the fuck?

• 21:51Speaker 02

  What do you mean you've been in touch with Kensington Palace?

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Who else do you think he talks to? What do you mean? You don't, you don't reach out? Yeah. Uh,

• 21:59Speaker 01

  yeah, my, sometimes I get absurd text messages that say, hey, do you mind if we share your number with Kensington Palace? And I go, yes, that's fine with me. Go ahead. And then you get a text that's from a London number and you just roll with it.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Should I be talking to the royal family? No, absolutely not. Nothing, nothing about that is normal or, or, uh, where I expected my life to go, but it's very funny. It is also very funny. When did we, this was part of that week where we did the live show on Monday. We recorded with Tom Brady on Wednesday.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Wednesday.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  And that was supposed to be the end of the season, but I had to tell, I was like, hey, guys, uh, heads up, if you have time on Friday, I think we could get Prince William for a little bit of time. And they said, what the fuck are you talking about? And as, as I guess Jake put it, I have been in touch with Kensington Palace. Um, so no, that is a bizarre, absurd, uh, connection to have made. I still don't think it's real and look forward to many more of those. But by all means, share my number with whoever you want. It's, it's out there now.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Foreign dignitaries just.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  Foreign dignitaries, welcome on New Heights.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  To get on the show.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Please, we're going to be a little model you in by the end of our, our run here. Um, moving on to number 31.

• 23:18Speaker 02

  Going from Prince, Prince William.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Going to, going to English leadership to American leadership. This is Travis on our show, addressing his time at the White House, where he attempted to address my fellow Americans.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  What were you gonna say when you went up to the podium while President Joe Biden was distracted?

• 23:38Travis Kelce?

  Distracted.

• 23:43Travis Kelce?

  So I've been waiting for this.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  It was the oldest trick in the book and Joe fell for it. It was, what's over there? I mean, come on.

• 23:54Travis Kelce?

  Obviously the president at the podium, it's iconic, right?

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 23:57Travis Kelce?

  It's iconic and how he usually addresses the nation to my fellow Americans. That's all I wanted to say, dude.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  That's all you wanted to say?

• 24:04Travis Kelce?

  That's it. I just wanted to go up there. I shouldn't have started off with, I've always wanted to do this.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  If you would have started off with my fellow Americans, that would have been such a showstopper. I don't think they would have kicked you off. If somebody gets up to the podium and says, my fellow Americans, it's like immediate like, all right, what's this dude about to say?

• 24:22Travis Kelce?

  Pat knew that I was, uh,

• 24:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, Pat was on it.

• 24:24Travis Kelce?

  I was in over my head, man.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  This is probably an all time moment in New Heights Slack history.

• 24:31Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  This is probably a, every, like, it was, you know, for those of you that use Slack, it is one of those where you just see a name typing. You see the second name typing, then it goes, many people are typing. And it was everybody going, what the fuck did he just do?

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Travis is about to get shot.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Is Travis going to jail?

• 24:52Speaker 01

  No, this is a great moment and I love talking with him about it. And I do feel like we set him up for this by, I think we were daring him to find the treasure map in the White House because we're all, you know, big fans of.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  He, uh, we had asked him his plans the week before and he had said he was going to national treasure the White House.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  And somehow topped that by just, listen, you can't leave an open mic around him. You can't do it. If you leave a podium and a microphone and he's nearby, he will address it. He will have a speech ready. All time Pat moment too. All time Pat moment.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  QB awareness level 100 to pull him away.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  His Madden score should have gone way up just on awareness alone of like, I gotta get him out of there. He cannot. Critical moment. No, one of those you had to be there to go, oh, okay. I guess we got next week's episode figured out. I guess we know what we're talking about.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. All right. Moving on to number 30 on our list, uh, a seminal moment in New Heights.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Defining moment of New Heights.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  This is from the second or third episode ever.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  I think it's the third one. Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  And this is Jason and Travis talking about the ideal play to fourth and goal at the one, the QB sneak rant.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Game on the line, fourth and one on the goal line. What play are you running?

• 26:08Travis Kelce?

  I'm running.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  There's only one right answer.

• 26:11Travis Kelce?

  Some type of rollout.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  There's only one correct answer, and that's because it is the highest percentage chance of getting one yard. And that's quarterback sneak.

• 26:21Travis Kelce?

  Quarterback sneaking it?

• 26:22Speaker 03

  It blows my mind how many teams do not run a quarterback sneak with one goddamn yard. What the are you doing? It's a 92% chance. There's not a play in the playbook that has a higher percentage chance of working than quarterback sneak.

• 26:38Travis Kelce?

  Listen, we had to get away from it because our quarterback's kneecap was in the side of his, side of his leg. Okay? I was looking at it like, ah, what the, somebody come get Pat.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  I mean, this is why our fans are the 92 percenters.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  This, this, this set off a, this is like the, you know, that meme of like the little domino leading to the big one. This, this is the first domino that ends up with that play getting banned, right? This is, this is the moment that started with like, probably that play getting banned somewhere down the future. It was though, for those of you that were listening at the time, like this was a week where I believe there was two or three games that featured fourth and one from the goal, uh, fourth and goal from the one, and teams fucked it up. And it was just an offhanded thing. I was like, hey, guys, do you see like three teams fucked up? Fourth and, fourth and goal from the one. And Jason goes, did I? And I'm like, oh, we got it. Here, go ahead. And then,

• 27:35Speaker 01

  you know, from, from this was born the just QB sneak it. What are we doing? And he made up this stat on the fly, that 92% of stat is made up on the fly. We fact checked it later as we do with everything. We fact checked it weeks later and he's fucking correct. And the season went on, it proved to be more correct.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  I was going to say, it was the end, end of the season. They finished exactly with 92%, which is fucking crazy. But if Jason does this rant and he goes, it works 93% of the time, our fans are the 93 percenters, which does not, does not roll off the tongue the way 92 percenters does. So, um, incredible, incredible moment of kismet.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Man, 30 maybe is too low for this one, actually. If it comes merch, I feel like we gotta move it. Anyways, do you?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  I think, I think the rest of the list you could argue is seeded too low besides one.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Listen, we're in bangers territory only. These are, these are, you will know all of these by heart if you've been listening to the show. Moving on to number 29, from the live show in Los Angeles, this is Travis, uh, expanding his palate with some airplane noises.

• 28:44Travis Kelce?

  Last time I was in LA, uh, Jason, uh, and I went down the street and, uh, I was a very picky eater. And there was a bit that, uh, came out on New Heights not too long ago about how I liked airplane noises when I ate.

• 28:59Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, it's kind of fucked up actually. Like I was a child, a child getting fed food. So we have a fun clip for you here.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  I feel like, and we won't use this in the episode, but I feel like Taylor has definitely expanded your.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  I gotta use it.

• 29:12Travis Kelce?

  We can fucking use it. There's nothing wrong with that.

• 29:15Speaker 03

  I feel like.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  Have you grown up?

• 29:18Speaker 03

  He's more adventurous with food.

• 29:20Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, I'm not trying to act like one of the men when I'm around here and eating foods I haven't tried before. Yes.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  She does the little airplane noises. I like it.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  Well, what if it's an airplane and it's going?

• 29:35Speaker 03

  Zoom, meow, it's landing.

• 29:39Travis Kelce?

  That one's for you, Brandon.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  It landed safely.

• 29:41Travis Kelce?

  That one's for you, Brandon.

• 29:42Speaker 01

  Again, absurd, absurd text that we received. Um, I've never been bullied by two more famous people. And you know what? Happy for it. I'm glad we're helping her.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  The Brandon moment is top 30.

• 29:55Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm not involved in this. I just.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  He says that one's for you, Brandon.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  He did say that, didn't he? That's funny. Yeah. Well.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Flipped off the camera.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  I was actually.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  I, no, give you your flowers.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  It's a, it's a surprising video to receive someday. It's very funny. It's very funny to receive.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  This doesn't happen without your joke when we were recording with Kylie. So.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  Nailed that joke. Nailed that joke. Does actually, you know what? Doesn't, doesn't happen without Kylie.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  I'm more, I'm more emboldened to talk shit when Kylie's there because I feel like I got cover. I feel like she'll cover for me. I feel like, I like, she'll help.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  And, and once and for all, Travis proved he's not a picky eater. So.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  He's not a picky eater. So that, so the joke is dead. I mean, people, I actually, I'll tell this story. I got a lot of shit for that. People were like, how dare you speak to him that way? And I was like, my friend? You know, I know him, right? Like we talk shit to each other constantly.

• 30:49Speaker 01

  They're like, who do you think, somebody was like, who do you think you are to speak to him? And I was like, oh, producer of the podcast? I don't fucking know. Kylie who I think, I, I don't know. Who am I? And I was very existential, existential, like 15 minute crisis for me. Very much like, yeah, who am I to speak to Travis that way? Wow.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  No, but I do feel more boldened to talk to, talk spicy when, when Kylie's there. Kylie will help. Kylie's my dog. She'll help me out.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Moving on to number 28, uh, one of my favorite football stories that's ever been told on this podcast. Matthew Stafford talking about, uh, Aaron Donald. I'll just leave it there. Matthew Stafford talking about Aaron. I'll never forget. And he was crazy in the weight room. Oh, I know what? Came in and worked out with him one time and they're.

• 31:33Speaker 03

  Doing night fighting.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, he's like, he's a maniac in the weight room, right? And, uh, I'll never forget, this was 21 or 22, maybe.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  We had like a Make-A-Wish kid who had like a year before had been like, hey, I want to, my dream is to go like be with Aaron Donald for a day kind of thing. And thankfully this kid at that point had kind of beaten the odds and had beaten the cancer that he had, I believe. And like, was really on the mend. And it was really cool. Like he came in and you're like, oh man, this guy's like doing good, right? High school kid, like bigger kid, uh, like loved to play football. And AD was like, cool, come work out with me, right? And I'm like, I'm walking by, I'm like, yo, what is about to go down? And I look over and like, I'm over there doing like banded something and like 30 minutes in and AD's just ripping curls out. And this, and this, next thing you know, this kid is puking in the trash can.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Can you please like have a little coot?

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Understanding like,

• 32:31Speaker 03

  you want to be AD?

• 32:34Speaker 02

  See, I was on a chemo for miles.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  God, can we just relax on the bicep curls for a little bit? It's like, how many do we do till we throw up? You know, it was just like unbelievable. I was like, this guy has no, the motor just never stops. It was incredible.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  Stafford is Hall of Fame level guest and player.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  We went into this one, like there's a, he tells a story in a different podcast about a guy he played high school football with, Jake Felton. If you have not seen that clip, go watch it. It's very funny. He's a great storyteller. We went into this being like, man, we gotta, we, we want a moment. We want to get a story, like we want to get a story from Stafford. And when he said, have you heard the story of Aaron Donald, the Make-A-Wish kid? Everybody in the room leaned forward.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  We went, no, we have not, sir. Go ahead and god damn, does it deliver. Aaron Donald, God bless you.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  When he said, have some coof, I lost it.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  He's the first and last guy to use the phrase coof on the show. We should, we should, is that a, should we just make a shirt that says, have some coof? All right, we'll think about that.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  Hold on, wait, sorry. One last story about this, because social media brings the world all together. The fucking kid who worked out with Aaron Donald saw the story and like, it became a whole thing. The NFL like got videos of him and like.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  Legally, might need to check on this kid.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  And he, he's doing great. He was playing, like played football. I want to say, I'm not even going to name where he went because I don't remember, but he was playing football in college and it all came full circle in a very happy way. Glad to hear the kid's doing well because it was as they were telling this story, the kid is not at all like how I pictured him when they were telling this.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  No, I got really concerned and had to look it up. I was like, oh, okay, we, we're fine to leave that in.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  I thought Aaron Donald was making like a hundred and 10 pound kid pass out.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  I had the same image. I had the same image of like, oh no, like, uh oh, no, this is fine. It was fine. It's a good story. It's a good story. We had coof.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Moving on to number 27, this is from season one. This is, I believe, an episode we did in person with the guys.

• 34:53Speaker 02

  By we? I live off the wrong side.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  You weren't there. That's right. You weren't there. That's crazy. Should have been there. This is the guys on signing babies.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  What is the weirdest thing you guys have autographed? I don't really have anything that weird.

• 35:06Travis Kelce?

  I've been asked to sign a baby.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  That's pretty weird.

• 35:09Travis Kelce?

  Kids come up to you, hey, can you sign my arm? Like, yeah, I gotta get parental consent, but the parent was the one that actually asked me to sign their babies.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Where'd you sign the baby?

• 35:15Travis Kelce?

  I didn't sign them. I did not put Sharpie on a baby.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  So you refused the baby?

• 35:19Travis Kelce?

  If that baby would have went to the hospital, I would have felt.

• 35:21Speaker 03

  What would it have gone to the hospital for?

• 35:22Travis Kelce?

  I don't know, lick its hand, lick its arm? Isn't Sharpie bad for skin? You're a dad, you should know these kinds of things.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  My babies have ingested lots of things way worse than Sharpie. The first baby, you drop the pacifier on the ground and you gotta take it up, put it in boiling water, make sure it's completely sanitary before you put it back in the kid's mouth. You know what happens now with Elliot? That thing could be under the couch, living its life. If she's crying, I'm picking it up, giving it the wipe off and it's going right in the mouth.

• 35:50Travis Kelce?

  All right.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  I'll sign a baby. Give me a baby, I'll sign it.

• 35:53Travis Kelce?

  This entire time I'm thinking I'm doing the right thing. Now I'm signing that baby.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, you are.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Yep. I mean, people literally brought baby dolls to the link because of this episode, which is incredible.

• 36:04Speaker 01

  It's actually insane, the amount of children, fake children that we are asked to sign now. Like you go anywhere, there's a baby or a fake baby ready with a, with a Sharpie next to them. We really didn't look into how bad Sharpies are for babies, so.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  I'll let you know.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Maybe we should. I'm assuming it's fine. Ja- Jake?

• 36:22Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, they got, they gotta sign my kid.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  If you gotta sign your kid, what are you, you going forehead?

• 36:27Speaker 02

  Oh, am I signing the kid? I thought Jason and Travis.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  When we all sign, when we, we all sign your baby, what are we doing? Forehead, arm, stomach?

• 36:35Speaker 02

  Forehead, forehead, for sure.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  I think it's up to the signer. Well, well, you, get the baby, we'll, get the baby, we'll figure it out. No, tempo clip in the New Height, you know, New Heights universe.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  All right, so this next clip, number 26, might be our most viewed clip on YouTube of all time, which is crazy, given all the other clips that's gone out. But this is, I don't think her first appearance on the show, but definitely one of the more memorable ones. This is from season two, when Jason's kids crashed the party to say hi to Uncle Travis.

• 37:07Speaker 03

  Wyatt asked if she could say hi.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  What?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 37:12Travis Kelce?

  Hi, Uncle Travis. What's up, girlie? How you doing? How was gymnastics?

• 37:18Speaker 03

  What are you wearing? Tell Uncle Travis what you're wearing.

• 37:20Travis Kelce?

  A leotard. Oh, very nicely said. How about those pink shoes from the game? That was fun, huh? Yeah.

• 37:30Speaker 03

  Can Ellie say hi, Wyatt?

• 37:31Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Love you, girl. Bye, Uncle Travis. Bye. She's so adorable. Ellie, hi.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  Hi.

• 37:38Travis Kelce?

  How you doing? You're smiling big. You're making my day.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  All right, girlie, you gonna go take a shower? Yeah.

• 37:44Travis Kelce?

  Nighty.

• 37:45Speaker 03

  Ooh, you want to show Uncle Travis your glasses?

• 37:47Travis Kelce?

  She styling?

• 37:47Speaker 03

  Movie star.

• 37:52Travis Kelce?

  I love it.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  I'll be up in a second. We only got two ad reads left. All right, let's make these ad reads last as long as possible.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  Got hit with a shoe.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  Just adorable.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  No, I mean, we, it, I, I, you know, we, we always talk about like the authenticity of the show and hey, that's what it looks like when you're trying to podcast with, with four children. That is what it looks like. Sometimes they run through the background and you go out and I'll bring them in. What they got? They got some takes, but who's the most overt QBs this season? Ask them.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  I do think, I mean, like the guys have talked about historically how like, prior to the show, it was tough for them to like, you know, find time to talk to each other like during the season and now they have designated time every single week and like.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Every single week.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  There's truly moments in the show where it's just like, we stopped doing the show and they just get to like, have a conversation with their brother and we, and it's also like, oh yeah, a bunch of other people are listening to it.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  Hi, there's eight of us. Do you mind if we use this on social media? All right. Let's keep it moving. Oh man, number 25, it needs no introduction from the season's three finale. This is Pretty Man.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  We watched the 1990s classic, Pretty Woman.

• 39:02Speaker 03

  Yes, sir.

• 39:03Travis Kelce?

  What score do you think it gets on the feminism chart?

• 39:06Speaker 03

  This is what, there's, so there were a lot of people saying this movie is very misogynistic. I'll be honest, I am not good at this topic. I don't know.

• 39:13Travis Kelce?

  I think the only way to gauge it is to flip the script. I think we need to make Pretty Man.

• 39:20Speaker 03

  Pretty Man.

• 39:21Travis Kelce?

  We need to have a CEO billionaire woman be so, be so high class that she doesn't know where she's going. She doesn't know how to drive a car.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  You're, you're living Pretty Man right now.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  You are Pretty Man. You're living your own Julia Roberts straight now.

• 39:48Travis Kelce?

  I'm wearing nothing but a tie when Taylor comes home.

• 39:57Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh.

• 40:07Travis Kelce?

  You can't breathe it, man. That's why we, Julia Roberts, when I met Julia, we, that's, it felt like we were, we were the same person. So cool.

• 40:17Travis Kelce?

  She spoke to me in this movie.

• 40:21Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 40:22Travis Kelce?

  All right now, so I'm just a NFL stripper. That's it. I'm just a NFL hooker, man.

• 40:28Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm the one who was stripping over at the Ocean Drive, I guess.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  When the light bulb flips for Jason.

• 40:34Speaker 01

  The moment it clicks, it clicks. Cause I was like a half a tick behind him trying to type it in the dock, but I, he, he beat me to it. He got there quicker of, oh, we're describing Travis. Yeah, oh, we're describing Travis.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  I mean, this is incredible moment, incredible moment. I'm glad that they both got there. No, and he's officially Pretty Man now, so.

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Officially.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  Officially.

• 41:01Speaker 02

  Legally.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  Legally.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  All right, coming in at number 24, we had, I think, like, the original version of this list, we had like 15 different clips from this episode because it is legitimately one of my favorites, but we narrowed it down to just this one to make the final list because it was iconic and it was a great in-person episode. This is Julian Edelman talking about Randy Moss.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  What's Randy telling you? Just be bigger and faster than everybody and jump up and catch them like.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  I just remember Randy.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  Hey, Doodles, hey, Doodles. He used to call me Edelnut. Hey, Edelnut, get my hot tub about 103 and get my Gatorade.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  That's where we used to have the metal tubs.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  You know, you have metal tubs and hot tub?

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  He never wanted to go on the regular hot tub. He had to have his own shit with the, he had to have this, uh, it was like menthol rubbing alcohol in there.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  And he'd go, Edelnut, go get my towel, my Gatorade, make that hot tub about 103, 102, don't fuck it up. It's one time.

• 42:05Travis Kelce?

  What a legend.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Yes, sir.

• 42:07Speaker 02

  It's one time Randy, it was like the day before Christmas and we had to work. We had a game on Christmas or something and Randy was talking to his mom and I just walked by, I was like, hey, hey Randy, tell mama Moss, I said, you know, Merry Christmas. He goes, Edelnut, when I'm talking.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  My motherfucking mom, you shut the fuck up.

• 42:28Speaker 03

  I literally went like this. I looked at it and I fucking just, I walked away. I contact, I was so scared. I was a rookie. He's like, don't you fucking talk to me when I'm talking about mom.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Julian should do voiceover work. Like his impersonations of guys are just incredible.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, he did. He did Balaschek on this one, too. It was really good.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  And, and he, I think he did Tom at one point and maybe Gronk. These are my favorite kind of stories. These, these are like, when we were thinking of what to ask Edelman, we were, you know, you kind of like do the game of like connecting him to other big name players. And like, I think the light bulb went off like, oh shit, he played with Randy Moss. What the fuck was that like? Like, and sometimes the easiest, the, the best question is the easiest one of like, what the fuck is Randy Moss like? And he delivers and you go, oh, he's exactly how I hoped he would be. And it, shut the fuck up, Edel nut has become a thing I like, say out loud.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Well, and, uh, uh, like you, you still see like Julian Edelman will post a video and like in his comments, there'll be people being like, Edel nut, Edel nut. And it's like, that's.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  I don't know. Yeah. I don't know if we cursed you with that or not, but like.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  I mean, I think it was Randy. It was Randy.

• 43:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, Randy. God, Randy's the best.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  All right, coming in at number 23, uh, this is from season three. We had been waiting a while to get this Ohio kid on the show. And he delivered.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Just a kid from Ohio.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Kid from Akron. LeBron James. LeBron James.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  You seen this tweet from 2015? LeBron is 30. This won't go on for much longer. Thank God.

• 44:07Travis Kelce?

  Yes, I saw that tweet throughout all of my 30s. That's too funny. And I laughed at it so hard every single time.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Put it up in the locker. You just put it right there. Like.

• 44:17Travis Kelce?

  Want to know what's funny? When I turned 40, the same guy said LeBron turned 40.

• 44:26Travis Kelce?

  That's fucking gold, man.

• 44:28Speaker 03

  So good. So good. Look at that. That's so good.

• 44:34Travis Kelce?

  He's gonna be real upset when I turn 50.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  No doubt.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  I mean, it was insane to talk to LeBron. I, we knew of this tweet. Like there's a million LeBron memes, right? We had all of them on a page at one point. We genuinely were like, what if he fucking hates this tweet?

• 44:52Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 44:53Speaker 01

  Very scared. What if we're like, hey, have you heard of this tweet where they think you should not play basketball anymore? And he's like, man, fuck you for bringing that up. And we're like, oh, sorry. We were a little concerned. He would not think it was funny, but it turns out he's got a great sense of humor and he's very funny. And, uh, it was, I love the response we got from like NBA Twitter of like, holy shit. They asked him about the tweet. I was like, yeah, I'm with you guys. I, I always wanted to know what he thought of it. He also knew the following. The fucker can't go on after 40 or whatever. Yeah. I mean.

• 45:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, LeBron, LeBron knew it. And the cra- I mean, the crazy thing is, is that it keeps becoming more and more relevant. Cause he just keeps playing at a high level.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Every year, keep updating that tweet. This fucker can't continue for much longer is a great, a great phrase. Wonderful phrase. And I'm so happy that he found it as funny as we did. Coming in at number 22, all time moment.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Man, this maybe should be higher all timer.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Also from the season three finale.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  Season three finale was a wild record. Um, I don't know what we were all on that day, but we should probably get that back in our systems. But that was a wild record. It's honestly, we're on, we're all high from talking to Baker Mayfield. We were all juiced up having talked to Shake and Bake. And we all went nuts. Anyways, this is Bambi, move your tits.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  There was a report, I'm not saying it's true or not. I have no idea of whether it's true.

• 46:13Travis Kelce?

  Jason, it's on ESPN.

• 46:16Speaker 03

  Uh, there was a report out there that they were spending, they were using the company card of the NFLPA on strip club visits and holding business meetings there. And, um, apparently you can't do that. It's against company policy.

• 46:29Travis Kelce?

  How do you feel about that, Jason? Do you think you should be able to?

• 46:32Speaker 03

  All right, here's the official thing. All right. This is from, uh, ESPN, uh, a solid establishment. No, a few people there. Former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell, Jr. Resigned after an outside investigator hired by the union. So somebody with inside the union ratted him out. Man, that's fucked up. All right. Received documents this week. Showing he charged the union for two visits to strip clubs. Including a 738.82 dollar car service that took him from the airport to one of the clubs. That's an expensive car service, right? How much is a car service?

• 47:09Travis Kelce?

  He got, he must've got a limousine.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  The car's first stop was at a nearby Miami Gardens address. The receipt shows only one other stop nearly eight hours later.

• 47:23Travis Kelce?

  So why are you putting this on the company card? What are we doing?

• 47:30Speaker 03

  The employees Googled the Miami Gardens address and discovered it was Tootsie's Cabaret. Which I've not been, but I have heard great things of that establishment.

• 47:40Travis Kelce?

  It's a 76,000 square foot venue that bills itself as the world's largest strip club in quotes, full nude, number one rated.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  I mean, it sounds like a good establishment. I mean.

• 47:52Travis Kelce?

  To be fair, I, I've, I've heard the, I've heard the wings are good there. Like everyone loves the wings there.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  During this year's NFLPA summit on February 21st, Howell accompanied two union employees to the Magic City Strip Club for an outing that included $2,426 in charges, including cash withdrawals ranging from 200 to $525 from a club ATM. Sources and documents show they used two VIP rooms. Well, I mean, the VIP rooms is where you get me. Cause listen, this is the only thing I was being used for business expense or not. If it was being used and business was happening, I don't see what the issue is. I mean, they're conducting business, right?

• 48:31Travis Kelce?

  What was the business?

• 48:33Speaker 03

  I don't know. NFLPA business. I don't know what the business was.

• 48:35Travis Kelce?

  It says it right here. The strip club outing was.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  According to the expense report, the purpose of the strip club outing, player engagement event to support and grow our union. I'm going to be honest, there's not a lot of engagement that happens with the players union. It's hard to get guys to go to meetings and get involved. Having a meeting at Tootsie's might, it's not a bad idea to improve engagement.

• 48:55Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  You're probably going to get more players going.

• 48:58Travis Kelce?

  To the VIP room.

• 49:00Speaker 03

  Well, that's where you lose.

• 49:01Travis Kelce?

  You can get their attention.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  Well, you can't have too much business if you're in a one-on-one VIP room. It's a bold idea to create more engagement by Mr. Howell and it backfired.

• 49:19Travis Kelce?

  You gotta use the reference, what you said earlier. Yeah. Is it Applebee's or the strip club? If they're, it doesn't matter what you want.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  You go to Applebee's, it's a business expense. You go to a strip club and you get wings. It's, I don't see why it's much different. I mean, it's, we're all 21 here, right?

• 49:39Speaker 03

  But I, they don't have a VIP room at the Applebee's where you sit there for, all by yourself.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  This can't bode well for upcoming, uh, contract negotiations with the league.

• 49:52Travis Kelce?

  It's funny that this is what, then this is what the players pay for. This is like, this, he's using the NFLPA's money. Correct. For these expenses. And it's just, it's hilarious that, you know.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  The Madden checks go there? Yeah.

• 50:08Travis Kelce?

  We pay our dues to the union and this is what it's being used for. Wings. It's being used for wings. I mean, VIP room.

• 50:18Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, it also player engagement. You saw it right there on the report. There was, company morale is a big thing and improving them. The PA needs to improve their morale. There's not a lot of excitement. When you talk about collective bargaining agreements. So you, you, you, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, you have some wings. They might not have even known Tootsie's was a strip club. Maybe they thought they were going to a restaurant. I don't know what, who knows what they knew.

• 50:45Travis Kelce?

  I mean, they knew when they walked in.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  They do before they walked in. Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. If they actually were, if they actually got work done. I mean, what if they had like laptops out and like, we're like crunching numbers at the fucking table?

• 51:09Travis Kelce?

  They were crunching numbers and, and in between the numbers, they were going over to the ATM.

• 51:14Speaker 03

  Excuse me, could you put this up on the display? Bambi, if you could please move to the side. I just want to show that guaranteed contracts is a potential for the future of the NFL. Bambi. Lower, don't lower, lower, Bambi, lower, lower. All right. Um, you can see right here from my graph that if we just hold out for two to three weeks, that's X amount of money that the NFL is going to incur in expense. Baby, move your tits. I'm trying to show my graph.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  That word, have I gone too far? Have I gone too far with this?

• 52:11Speaker 03

  Oh, gosh.

• 52:19Travis Kelce?

  Somebody, please give Bambi $200 so I can get her off the stage and show my gram.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  We don't know what's going on in that building.

• 52:33Travis Kelce?

  It's so ridiculous.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  It's pretty absurd. It's not good.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  The thing about this moment, the behind the scenes story here, we hopped on the record.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  I believe Jason said, hey, there's not a lot of football in the show. And we said, well, it's fucking June. And then somebody chimed in with, well, did you see that story about the NFLPA and the strippers? And he goes, oh, boy, did I? Well, actually, I think it's about, by the time he got to the phrase, good idea, I'd hit the record button. It was like, okay, we, this is a whole, Jason, repeat everything you said to me, please. Um, god damn it, Bambi.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  He, he could not have picked a better name for the hypothetical stripper at Toots.

• 53:17Speaker 01

  I gotta see my chart.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Bammy, move your tits and show my gram.

• 53:24Speaker 01

  Incredible. Yeah.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  In incredible, shout out Lloyd Howell, shout out Pablo Torre for the excellent recording.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Actually, that was from Pablo Torre, wasn't it? Yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 02

  That led us to that. Yeah. Uh, very cool. And then our, so I'm a big fan of Pablo's podcast. Our clip then made it into a future episode of Pablo and I was like, that's, we're big J journalists now. That's very cool.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  We broke news. We broke news that NFL players would actually prefer NFLPA meetings to be at strip clubs.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  All right, coming in at 21, uh, maybe one of the best stories ever told in the show.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  Man.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  We, we knew we wanted to get this teammate on for a long time. We got him on in season two. And I, I mean, I'll, I'll let him tee it up, but the way Travis tees up this clip is just so perfect. This is Chris Jones talking about the combine.

• 54:16Travis Kelce?

  Where we at here?

• 54:16Speaker 03

  If we're sticking to it, it's the, uh, combine.

• 54:20Travis Kelce?

  Combine, man. You had one of the most electric combine moments, I think, uh, has ever, has ever, uh, gone on national television, man.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  Let's just talk about it.

• 54:34Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, let's talk about it, big guy. How'd that 40 yard dash go for you? I'll be honest with you, bro. I was, I was so big, I'm being different from everyone. Everybody was wearing the fucking long tights. I was like, you know what? I ain't not going out there and copying everybody. I'm gonna wear the short tights. I didn't realize they was boxers, bro. I didn't realize they was boxers, bro. I, I'm just a god.

• 54:57Travis Kelce?

  And you know, they put you in the trains when you're standing in the combine. It's like these, the rooms are like little train cabins that I could barely see. So I'm just grabbing them. I'm like, I'm gonna put these on, I'm running these, fucking get out there. Everybody is looking crazy. I'm like, uh, let's do it. Oh, my gosh. Well, it made you faster, man. It made you so fast. You tripped over your feet. Oh, my gosh.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Tripped over that third leg.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  Again, this was another moment, like the LeBron thing. I was like, we have to ask him, but I don't know, I don't know the appropriate way to ask him, man. Say, when you, when your junk fell out at the combine, what was that like? But like in my head, I'm like, that's kind of how I want to ask him, but I don't, I don't, I don't know if that's professional. Chris Jones, incredible storyteller, incredible storyteller.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  Incredible storyteller, incredible voice, like Chris Jones always telling this story.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  Telling that story is, we need Chris Jones to like narrate children's books. Yeah. Chris Jones, all timer. I'm so glad that this was a moment he was willing to talk about and that it was as funny to everybody as it was to those of us that do remember when it happened. But yeah, let's keep it moving. Two, oh God, number, number 20. Man, this is a guest that may, maybe on my Mount Rushmore of people I've ever been in the room with. This is Bill Murray talking about Roadhouse.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  We recently reviewed Roadhouse, the original Patrick Swayze film.

• 56:25Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  There is a legend out there that, um, you used to call the husband of Kelly Lynch, uh, who plays Dr. Clay. Anytime, uh, a particular scene came on with Patrick Swayze on the television, uh, is this rumor true?

• 56:45Travis Kelce?

  One of the hardest things I ever

• 56:51Travis Kelce?

  had to do was to call a friend.

• 56:58Travis Kelce?

  No one. And, and at a, at a late hour, I mean, very, very.

• 57:11Travis Kelce?

  And not without some toys, some back and forth, should I, shouldn't I, should I, shouldn't I?

• 57:18Travis Kelce?

  And as a friend.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  You had to do it.

• 57:21Travis Kelce?

  I did not, I did not identify myself, but I just said,

• 57:27Travis Kelce?

  hey, as a friend,

• 57:31Travis Kelce?

  I think you should probably turn on TBS right now.

• 57:42Travis Kelce?

  Because, um,

• 57:45Travis Kelce?

  that son of a bitch, Pat Swayze.

• 57:49Travis Kelce?

  Slamming it to your wife.

• 57:57Travis Kelce?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 58:02Travis Kelce?

  Swayze, Swayze, may he rest in peace. Did a lot of wonderful things, a beloved guy, but that was wrong what he did.

• 58:13Travis Kelce?

  Dude, that's why you're, you're the legend. God, that's so good. That was wrong.

• 58:22Travis Kelce?

  Thank you for this gold, man. This is wrong.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  Are we done now?

• 58:34Speaker 01

  I've told you this, but you've always heard it. I, Bill Murray genuinely is a person that I was terrified to be in the room with. Cause I just am like, that's, that's Bill Murray. Like, I don't, if this, if this guy doesn't like me, it will break me as a person. If he does not think I'm like cool or important, like I will, I will shatter and have to go do something else in my life. He did suggest I get fired, though.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  He did. Uh, he, I also, my, I, I mean, we were out at a hoopy for this, which was very cool.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Didn't get to play, got to look, but not touch.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  He walked in the room and we were, it was immediately like there was a presence in the room. I introduced myself to Bill and then I get, you know, we've mentioned Greg throughout these episodes. Shout out to Greg.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Shout out Greg.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Greg, being the man that he is, was trying to make sure that Bill met all the people and was like, oh, Bill, this is Jake who works on the show. And I just introduced myself to him like five minutes earlier and he goes, oh, Jake, we go way back. I was like, fuck, yeah. That's so awesome.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  He's, he's, he's every, he, getting to like work and I, putting work in quotes here, getting to work with Bill Murray is like one of those, like, it's a thing I'll remember forever because, you know, that's fucking, that's Stripes, that's Ghostbusters, that's Saturday Night Live, that's like, that's, I, Bill, like me. He was cool. Bill was cool.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  An icon, very.

• 59:56Speaker 01

  An icon, absolute icon. And, and we, we had heard the Roadhouse story before and knew that it was something he's talked about, but.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  I mean, but him telling it, him telling it.

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  Crushed it, crushed it, crushed it.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  Perfect. Uh, all right, moving on, we're inside the top 20 now. Speaking of icons. Going to number 19, uh, this is Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro talking about their stage names.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  I grew up watching Michael Vick and it was just like a holy shit moment for me that I'm actually playing football with this guy. When you guys first got going, like, were there any holy shit, I'm on set with X or I'm doing a movie here or I'm a part of something? Like, what were your guys' kind of holy shit moments for acting?

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  Like holy shit in a positive way or like a holy shit?

• 1:00:48Travis Kelce?

  Probably had more negative ones than I had positive ones.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  I remember auditioning when I was very young. I was like a child actor, my, my.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  Stepbrother was an actor and there were these acting agents that that would line you up like cattle and they just go. And I was a breakdancer. I'd breakdance for like money on the streets. So I'd like the step haircut.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Let's go.

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  It was like, yes, yes, no. And they look at me, no. And then a yes, yes, yes. And they all got agents. And I remember saying to my dad, this is horrible. This is, I went back and they did it again. Yes, yes, no.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  And I just remember my dad saying, you know, someday you're gonna have your time, son. Just keep at it, keep at it. And then, you know, I got to do, oh, and then another thing that was funny, I first got my, uh, these aren't holy shit. I'm just thinking about my whole.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  No, this is great. This is holy shit to me. This is holy shit for those ages. Those ages right now, like what the fuck were we thinking?

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  And then they gave me my, you remember your first photos that you. Oh, yeah. Headshots. Yeah. And they said, your name is too, I finally got an agent. They said, your name is too ethnic. I go, what do you mean? Leonardo DiCaprio? They go, no, too ethnic, they're never gonna hire. Your new name is Lenny Williams.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  I said, what is, what is Lenny? I was 12, 13. I said, what is Lenny Williams? We took your middle name and we made it your, now you're Lenny. And my dad saw this photo, ripped it up and he said, over my dead body.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  Benny Dell. Benny Dell? Mr. Dell. Yeah.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  Oh, my gosh.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  Lenny Williams, Benny Dell. Lenny Dell, let's go.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  This podcast would not be the same with Lenny Williams and Benny Dell.

• 1:02:27Travis Kelce?

  That WWE intro would not sound the same.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Imagine being the idiot who told Leonardo DiCaprio he needed to change his name to be successful in Hollywood.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Lenny Williams is such a weird, like, sounds like a 1970s, like pitcher.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  Lenny Williams doesn't have an Oscar. I'll say that. Leo should have a few more, in my opinion.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  Both, you know, oh man, I don't even know like where to talk about the behind the scenes of this, cause like they, you know, you don't know what to expect when you are talking to two people that you sort of know. You know, like Leonardo DiCaprio's been famous since I was like 10 years old. Like it's, it's very bizarre to then be like, hey, are your headphones working? Like it is, I don't, I'm like, fifth grade me would not believe that me and Titanic are hanging out right now. Like it would, it's, you know, it sounds like a lie. And I think we can add Benicio de Toro to like the list of coolest people we've ever talked to.

• 1:03:26Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  Chill. The chillest man alive, Benicio de Toro. Um, keep moving to number 18. Man, season one finale. Lot of the season one finale happened. Big episode for us as people. Um, this is Jason telling the greatest training camp joke he's ever heard.

• 1:03:43Travis Kelce?

  You guys do anything rookie wise?

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  We've never been big hazing. Biggest thing that we do that we started doing with Doug was like a rookie singing portion. It's turned into just singing though.

• 1:03:52Travis Kelce?

  It used to be a talent show.

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  You could do whatever you want. And that's what it was when Doug was first there. And we had a fullback who did the best joke I had ever heard when Doug Peterson was the coach. He gets up there in the middle of a team meeting and he's like, all right, there's these three guys and they're sitting around a table. The first guy comes up thinking to himself, he says, you know what? I'm pretty fast. I think I'm so fast. I think I'm the fastest man in the world. So he goes out, they time him in the 40 yard dash and he sends his time in to the Guinness Book of World Records. Second guy says, you know what? I'm tall. I'm so tall. I think I'm the tallest man in the world. So they get the measuring tape up, they measure them, they take a picture and they send it off to the Guinness Book of World Records. The third guy says, you know what? I got a small [BLEEP]. It's so small, I think it might be the smallest [BLEEP] in the world. They take out a ruler, measure it, take a picture, send it off to the Guinness Book of World Records.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  They're sitting around a few weeks later and the results come back. The first guy opens the letter, he's excited, I did it. I'm the fastest man in the world. Second guy rips open the letter, I did it. I'm the tallest man in the world. Third guy getting excited, opens his letter and he says, who the [BLEEP] is Doug Peterson?

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  I vividly remember, uh, people were slacking during this moment, like where's Jason going with this? And I knew where the punchline was. I like general punchline. I knew where it was going and I was like, just let him go. He's cooking right now.

• 1:05:08Speaker 01

  Yes. I, I had heard this, I'd heard versions of this joke before. And there was some nervous energy around like, wait, what is he gonna say here and can we air it? And I was like, no, no, this is like a, this is like an old school joke.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  We're gonna be okay.

• 1:05:23Speaker 01

  I've heard this and then I will give Jason absolute credit. The delivery of this is perfect. That was the perfect cadence, rhythm, delivery of that punchline. Uh, maybe one of our most popular clips? Maybe up there?

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  Incredible. And I will say, I think the part that gets lost for a lot of people is when Jason tags it with, and I think we caught him anyways.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  Travis goes, is that guy okay? Make the team just, oh no, I think we caught him.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  A lot of people forget that that's like the tag of that, of that story is that guy, he did make the team.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  I don't know. I, I legitimately don't know if we included that in the social clip, but a lot of people pointed out that Jason started with, we used to have a fullback and it's like, yeah.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  All right, moving on to number 17. Uh, this is kind of the culmination of iconic moments on the show, but we had already heard one side of this story, but, uh, we needed to get the other side on our show. So coming in at number 17, this is Taylor talking about her first impression of meeting Jason.

• 1:06:33Speaker 04

  I'll always remember meeting you for the first time, Jason.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  What was that first impression like? Did you know I was told to be on by misbehavior?

• 1:06:42Speaker 04

  I didn't know what you were told, but I did know that one of the first things I saw was like, you say to Kylie, I was just shotgunning beers with the Bills mafia and I really want to go through one of the, the fire tables.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:06:57Speaker 04

  I want to jump through it. I want to jump onto the flaming table. And she goes, okay, can we not do that right now?

• 1:07:08Speaker 04

  And since then, I've heard her say that exact thing to your four year old. About like, mommy, I want to throw this pudding on the wall. Wouldn't that be fun? Can we not do it right now?

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  That's a common phrase for.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  And then I swear to God, Jason, you flew through the window at light speed. I've never seen someone so big move so fast. And all of a sudden like, you're out there in the snow. You're handing me children through the window.

• 1:07:38Speaker 03

  I was trying to, that was probably not my best moment.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  It was. I think it actually was.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  She's like, Taylor. I was like, you want to see Taylor? I got you. Let's go.

• 1:07:50Speaker 04

  Whose kid is that, Jason?

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  Don't know.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  Do you know where this kid came from?

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  I think it was your best moment and I think I'm very lucky to have gotten to see it.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  This whole series of events that led to us getting to ask these questions is bizarre. But we will, we will talk about this moment more in a later clip, but man, whose child is that?

• 1:08:18Speaker 01

  Sorry, this is just turning us into laughing about stuff we've already laughed at, but you enjoy the ride. You guys can enjoy the ride. Number 16, we are almost at the end of this little countdown here. Number 16, from our season one live show in Kansas City. Jason paying off the Super Bowl bet.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Travis and I made a little bet.

• 1:08:37Travis Kelce?

  Just a little one, just a little one during the playoffs. We got a clip.

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  This video you're about to see has never been seen. It was made before our recording, before the national, the NFC championship game and the AFC championship game. Let's play it right now. Hey, this is a special video that we're doing. This is before the conference championship week. Travis and I are gonna make a bet. We talked about it last week. We talked about doing the, uh, big yeti into the chest.

• 1:09:03Travis Kelce?

  Look at that.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  One of our fans had a great mention on Twitter that you guys should obviously make the bet, whoever makes it further in the playoffs. The bet is whoever makes it longer in the playoffs, the other person has to shave his chest, which obviously if we each win this next game.

• 1:09:19Travis Kelce?

  I want to switch this bet, cause I don't think it's as fun if you get big yeti shaved in your chest. I think it's better. Hear me out on this. If you end up winning the bet, I'll shave big, big yeti in my chest. But if I end up winning and I go further.

• 1:09:36Travis Kelce?

  You have to shave both your beard and your hair and let me sign your fucking forehead like a baby.

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  Like a baby.

• 1:09:48Travis Kelce?

  You have to turn it to a baby and I sign your forehead.

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  I will shave my hair, but I'm not shaving my beard.

• 1:09:54Travis Kelce?

  Dude, beard and hair. What do you mean?

• 1:09:57Speaker 03

  I don't want to shave my beard, cause I don't like the way my face looks and I'm gonna keep my beard.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Is face signing not enough? Having Sharpie on my face with your signature on it is not enough?

• 1:10:09Travis Kelce?

  No, it's not enough.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  It will make you better if I sit here shirtless with your signature across my chest and a diaper on?

• 1:10:14Travis Kelce?

  All right, you throw the diaper on, it's even, fair game.

• 1:10:17Speaker 03

  I'm a bearded baby. I was so confident.

• 1:10:20Travis Kelce?

  Bearded baby. I signed the bearded baby. The bet is in. Shake on it. Shake on it.

• 1:10:29Travis Kelce?

  Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you, the first ever bearded baby.

• 1:10:41Travis Kelce?

  Diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper, diaper. Come on, ladies and gentlemen. Let's hear it.

• 1:10:54Travis Kelce?

  I'm about to get punched in the face right now.

• 1:11:02Travis Kelce?

  This is the first time I've ever signed a.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  Baby ever in my life.

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  Screw all of you.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Okay, so this was incredible for several reasons.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Go ahead.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  One is that uh, there was no, like, no one needed to do this. Like, we've recorded this, but we had, we had never published that there was a bet. No one was like calling on Jason to do it. He's like, I gotta do it. Um, and then I just vividly remember uh, being backstage at the live show and walking into a room and seeing bald Jason in a diaper before he had put on any of Travis's clothes. And I was like, when he reveals this, people are going to lose their fucking minds.

• 1:11:56Speaker 01

  We hadn't done any huge, like, I guess we'd never done a live show before. We'd never really done like a big stunt-y thing yet on the show. And when he's like, oh no, like, I said it, I have to do it. I'm gonna shave my head, put on a diaper. Again, to Jake's point, I was like, you don't have to. We really don't like, you don't have to do that. And he goes, oh no, oh no, I have to. And then it's, listen, he's full send all the time. He commits to the bit and the crowd screaming as he does it is incredible. The fact that, it's just, I mean, it's wild. We did, season one, we had Jason Kelce in a diaper with a shaved head. It's like, all right, what do you guys want to do next year?

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  And I'm like, I don't fucking know. Like, I cannot imagine what is next after that. Uh, crazy. Anyways.

• 1:12:47Speaker 02

  I will say, it was also very funny seeing all the guests who maybe didn't know, like, comment on Jason's outfit, because he had borrowed all of Travis's clothes in Kansas City.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  We all knew those were Travis's clothes when he walked out. We knew what those were.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  Yes, but he was rocking, he was rocking like the bucket hat and people were like, nice bucket. And I was like,

• 1:13:05Speaker 01

  The bucket hat threw me when I first saw it. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, I get what he's doing. I understand.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  Only you knew. Um, all right, coming in at number 15. Again, this was like a seminal moment from the show. This is from season one.

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  And this is Travis talking about the Derwin James hit.

• 1:13:25Travis Kelce?

  Derwin James, man. Ooh. He's an absolute beast on the defensive side. I got a lot of respect for him, both in the pass coverage. He had just absolutely thrown his weight around, man. A lot of safeties are out here throwing their weight around, but he's uh, he's one of the bigger guys that can actually lay the, lay the wood, man.

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  How did it feel when Derwin James absolutely, I mean, power bombed the [BLEEP] out of you on national television?

• 1:13:51Travis Kelce?

  Well, it's not my first time getting power bombed. But yeah, no, I turned, I made a cut back and then all of a sudden he is on me like lightning. I mean, he, he surprised the [BLEEP] out of me. Lower man always wins in football. When I felt him wrap his arms around my legs, I'm chuckling in my mind. I'm like, this is not about to end well for me right now. I'm going up. What goes up must come down.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  So the thing about this clip is that the episode before this aired, Travis like heaped a bunch of praise on Derwin James. And we had put that clip out, you know, the show was just getting started. I think this was episode two or three when Travis said the nice things about Derwin. And then the hit happened and I saw the numbers on that clip go from like a couple hundred thousand views to like millions of views because everyone was like, he said this nice thing and now he just got like absolutely buried into the earth. And then hearing Travis talk about.

• 1:14:49Speaker 01

  Geez, he's like, Jesus, Jake, he's gonna hear this.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Cut.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  No, I think it's funny. Leave it.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  He got absolutely fucking destroyed out there.

• 1:15:00Speaker 01

  He, he got killed.

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Power bombed.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  Fucking.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  No, this was, this was a moment where, you know, we're still trying to find.

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  You're making me self-conscious about this, Brandon.

• 1:15:11Speaker 01

  No, I think we leave it in. I believe, we even live in us talking about it. It's funny. Um, this was a moment where we were still trying to figure out our, our, kind of find our footing with the show and find our audience and who was, who was watching and like,

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  it just absolutely could not have been a more horseshoe in the ass moment that like,

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:15:31Speaker 01

  we set up this thing that almost feels fake when you, when you call it back. And then I remember after we put out the episode where we talked about it, I remember it was the first time I remember a lot of our clips were being taken and put on like the news. And I remember people texting me for their time being like, hey, is this it? Is this that thing you're working on? Are you, did, did you do this? I'm like, yeah, well, I'm not, I'm not Derwin or Travis, but yes, I did do this.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if this clip in particular is in everyone's top 15 favorite clips of all time.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  Probably not, but it's a huge, like, it is a cornerstone of like what brought the show to the mat. Like, more people.

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I would say, it's probably not a top 15 clip, but I would venture that a significant portion of our audience found our show initially because of this.

• 1:16:15Speaker 01

  I think a lot of people said, wait, the Kelsey brothers doing a podcast? The Kelsey brothers doing a podcast? Where? And then I think a lot of people found the show because, so I mean, in, in essence, thank you, Derwin James.

• 1:16:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, shout out Derwin James. We gotta get him on the show.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  I want him to tackle you.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Now that's deserved, but.

• 1:16:37Speaker 01

  Um, rounding it out here, number 14, season four, from the episode that featured the review, the life of a showgirl, or reactions to life of a showgirl. This is Jason and his Japanese maple.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  Wood, great, great soundtrack.

• 1:16:59Speaker 03

  How do you feel about wood? Let's ask this. How do you feel about wood?

• 1:17:03Travis Kelce?

  It's a great song.

• 1:17:04Speaker 03

  It's a great song? Do you feel like that, huh? Do you feel? Trying to think of the word.

• 1:17:13Travis Kelce?

  Hmm.

• 1:17:14Speaker 03

  Do you feel not confident?

• 1:17:20Speaker 03

  Do you feel cocky? Do you feel cocky about the first song, Wood?

• 1:17:24Travis Kelce?

  No, like, the whole, the, any song that, you know, she references me in.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  That's not just any song.

• 1:17:31Travis Kelce?

  It's very like.

• 1:17:32Speaker 03

  This is a very specific you.

• 1:17:34Travis Kelce?

  I love that girl. So what do you mean? Any song that she would reference me in any?

• 1:17:39Speaker 03

  Well, it's not just you though. It's a, it's an appendage. It's not just you as a, it's a very specific thing.

• 1:17:45Travis Kelce?

  I think you're not understanding the song.

• 1:17:48Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ, Travis, come on.

• 1:17:50Travis Kelce?

  No way.

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  Redwood tree ain't hard to see. I thought redwood was a little bit, you know, that was, that's a generous word, I think. I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it'd be like, Japanese maple, sometimes can see.

• 1:18:13Travis Kelce?

  Japanese maple.

• 1:18:22Speaker 03

  That song's great though. The frigging, um, the beat to that song is fantastic. And that's right up my alley. So well done. I think it's a great song. There's definitely a lot for Jason to comment on and I'm here for it. Can't wait for the teasing to begin.

• 1:18:36Travis Kelce?

  Teasing.

• 1:18:36Speaker 03

  Ken already got that out. What would I tease about?

• 1:18:39Travis Kelce?

  His maple, his maple tree?

• 1:18:41Speaker 03

  The Japanese maple, baby. I have more of an ornamental tree cock. My cock is more of an ornamental bush.

• 1:18:51Speaker 01

  There are times where this is an incredibly easy job to have. One of them is putting in this rundown, Jason, what tree are you? And watching magic happen. That is, you don't have to be smart to do this job, folks. You just have to go, what's the funniest thing I can give this man to do? And boy, did he just put the ball in the tee, let the very talented, funny man swing at it. It's, I mean, all timer. And it led to everybody sending us photos, Japanese maples. It led to us, uh, people, every time there was a, there was a Lego set of a Japanese maple.

• 1:19:24Speaker 02

  The Lego set.

• 1:19:25Speaker 01

  I had been tagged in that a thousand times.

• 1:19:28Speaker 02

  Someone brought a Japanese maple to our live show in Los Angeles.

• 1:19:31Speaker 01

  They brought a live maple to the, to the live show. Yes. I mean, I,

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  so stupid.

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  Hey, Brandon, what tree are you?

• 1:19:42Speaker 01

  It's the funniest tree to pick too. It's the funniest tree to pick. It's the funniest tree. I don't, like, when you go, it's a Japanese maple, I don't even know what that means. I am laughing at it though. For some reason, it's like complicated enough and specific enough that you go, I know exactly what that means. But also your brain does not know a Japanese, like.

• 1:19:59Speaker 02

  We literally changed our like social headers to because of this clip.

• 1:20:02Speaker 01

  We did, we did, we did. I think, I think we're, like, the joke is done. Well, it's not done. You can still bring us Japanese maple from time to time.

• 1:20:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:09Speaker 01

  Um, I also like when we, we make, uh, I like when Jason does something on our show that Kylie has to address. That's a very funny.

• 1:20:20Speaker 02

  Oh, and she made her bio, big fan of Japanese maples. I was like, oh, it's a family affair.

• 1:20:26Speaker 01

  Just know that as soon as we put those clips out, the episode airs, I can tell that her phone probably erupted with like, did you see what? And it's like, motherfucker.

• 1:20:36Speaker 01

  Anyways, that has been this episode of the 92 clips countdown. Thank you guys for listening. We will be back with the top 13 clips of all time in the next installment of this little series. If you are enjoying it, please like, subscribe, leave a comment. Follow the show on all social media platforms. New Heights Show with one S. Subscribe to the YouTube page. Leave us a voicemail. Mail something to us. We've got a P O box. Jake, what else do we say at the end of these things?

• 1:21:02Speaker 02

  I wonder what's gonna be number one.

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  You don't know. New episodes of New Heights with your actual host will be back on September. Jake?

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  Second.

• 1:21:12Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  September 2nd, season five, nine, two.

• 1:21:16Speaker 01

  Nine, two, season five. We'll be back. Please tune in. Jason and Josh will be here. What?

• 1:21:22Speaker 02

  I didn't even realize we're airing on 92 percenters day.

• 1:21:26Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:21:28Speaker 02

  Look at that.

• 1:21:29Speaker 01

  We just walk into great ideas.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  We did that on purpose.

• 1:21:32Speaker 01

  We sure did.

• 1:21:33Speaker 02

  See you guys on 92 percenters day, nine, two.

• 1:21:35Speaker 01

  See you guys on nine, two, nine, two percenters day for season five. Wow. Bye.

• 1:21:39Speaker 02

  Bye.