Inside the CIA’s Celebrity Network with Crack Amico | FILE_26 | Mystery Boys

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: https://www.duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger/tour 🎤 Crack Amico: https://www.instagram.com/crackamico/🦊 Buster (Tanner's Friend From School): https://instagram.com/mysterybuster666 The official Mystery Boys merch drop has landed. Show off how long your taint is by heading to: ⁠https://store.ymhstudios.com/⁠ SPONSORS: Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/MYSTERYBOYSOPEN to get up to 50% off sitewide during Raycon’s Black Friday sales! Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Shop now at https://Fabletics.com/MYSTERY to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Take a quick style quiz and be sure to select MYSTERY when prompted to unlock this offer. This week on Mystery Boys, Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell are joined by Crack Amico to investigate the strange connections between celebrities, intelligence agencies, and the people pulling strings behind the scenes. From Peter Thiel and the Walled Garden to artificial intelligence surveillance, CIA infiltration, and alleged intelligence connections in Hollywood, the boys go deep into the world of celebrity conspiracies, secret networks, and government influence. The conversation gets even stranger with 33 countries reportedly in a state of panic, Masonic symbolism, CIA cutouts, Mark Wahlberg and possible Mossad connections. Plus, Kurt revisits his history working with Nathan Fielder, the boys get into the H3H3 divorce, and Duncan discovers the bizarre world of mukbangs. And yes, Gapetober is still going. Are celebrities connected to intelligence agencies? Who’s watching whom? And how many layers of conspiracy can one podcast episode possibly contain? Mystery Boys File_26 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:46 - What is The Walled Garden? 00:03:07 - People Using A. I. To Spy 00:10:40 - 33 Countries In A State Of Panic & Masononic Symbols 00:16:50 - Crack Amicos Finest Work 00:29:43 - Gapetober Is Still On 00:34:00 - Kurt's History Working With Nathan Fielder 00:39:12 - Is "Wigger" Gatekept?? 00:46:09 - CIA Infiltration 00:58:10 - Are Groypers Gay? 01:12:56 - H3H3 Divorce 01:15:34 - Duncan Learns About Mukbangs 01:24:05 - CIA Cutouts 01:25:56 - Mark Wahlberg: Possible Mossad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Duncan Trussell?

  Hey Buffalo, it's me, D Trussell. I'm gonna be seeing you November 20th, 21st, and 22nd at the Helium Comedy Club. Come on out, see me tell some jokes. And then, if you wanna listen to my friend, who happens to be in the CIA, I would get the fuck out of Buffalo. The 23rd, 24th through the 29th, it'd probably be a good idea. Get out of that city. But before you leave, why don't you come see me tell some jokes at the Helium Comedy Club? Tickets down below, you know what I mean?

• 1:23Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, welcome to the mystery boys. I'm Roundup Randall, and with me is my partner, as always.

• 1:29Duncan Trussell?

  The low plane's grifter.

• 1:31Kurt Metzger?

  We're talking to a very special boy today. He's a musician, he's an artist.

• 1:37Duncan Trussell?

  A satirist.

• 1:38Kurt Metzger?

  He's a satirist.

• 1:39Duncan Trussell?

  Is it satirist or satirist?

• 1:41Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, probably satirist, but I say satirist.

• 1:44Duncan Trussell?

  Satirist?

• 1:44Kurt Metzger?

  Cause I'm satirizing satirism.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  Satanist?

• 1:48Duncan Trussell?

  Satanist?

• 1:49Kurt Metzger?

  Excuse me, Satanist. And, uh, he's got a great Jamir, is it Jamir Khyi? Is that what I'm looking at here?

• 1:54Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:55Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, perfect.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Jamir Crack in the building.

• 1:57Kurt Metzger?

  Jamir Crack is here.

• 1:58Duncan Trussell?

  Welcome, Jamir Crack.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Thank you for having me, guys. What an honor.

• 2:03Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks for being here.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  To be within the garden, I can't believe it. I can't believe I made it.

• 2:07Duncan Trussell?

  What does it feel, you know, since we've been in the walled garden?

• 2:09Kurt Metzger?

  This is not the motherfucking green room, to be clear, though.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Is that the actual garden?

• 2:14Kurt Metzger?

  Right, I'm not cleared on, clear on what the walled garden thing is at all, and I never have been.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  I thought it was Austin city limits, just in general.

• 2:22Duncan Trussell?

  I think that's a problem with the garden is we're not sure.

• 2:24Kurt Metzger?

  I wish there was a wall, huh?

• 2:25Duncan Trussell?

  We're not sure how far the perimeter extends.

• 2:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, he's talking about the fucking, um, green room, as he should.

• 2:32Duncan Trussell?

  What does it, what does it feel like? Like, now that you are in the walled garden and you're not gonna get out, it's Hotel California, baby. But he is in the walled garden.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  I feel like I'm home.

• 2:42Duncan Trussell?

  What, you feel like you're home?

• 2:42Speaker 03

  I never...

• 2:43Kurt Metzger?

  I'll take him later, but this isn't it.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  I never felt like I had a real family.

• 2:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  But now, like, especially, you know, this teal table right here is very nice.

• 2:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  Just the allure, I feel the aura of this area, and I'm very drawn in. I never wanna leave, I will feel naked if I leave.

• 2:59Duncan Trussell?

  Teal is my favorite color.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  I'm starting to think it's mine, too.

• 3:04Kurt Metzger?

  You say, uh, you don't say teal blue.

• 3:11Duncan Trussell?

  Teal blue?

• 3:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my god, I like...

• 3:13Duncan Trussell?

  I got the teal blues.

• 3:15Kurt Metzger?

  You know, every time I wonder, like, people that focus on, like, the one bil, like, their one billionaire that they think is the problem.

• 3:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Kurt Metzger?

  What are you doing?

• 3:24Duncan Trussell?

  Well dude, I'll tell you, man.

• 3:25Kurt Metzger?

  I guess if he was gone, there'd be no problems with the other fucking billionaires, alright?

• 3:28Duncan Trussell?

  Can you guys pull up, uh, this, this is really creepy. Somebody, people have been using AI to look at their own phones. Can you pull up, someone uses AI on an Android phone? And it's like, every three seconds, it's taking pictures of you. I know you know this, most people know this, but did you see the proof? It's somewhat unnerving.

• 3:50Duncan Trussell?

  Scroll down a little bit, you could, someone uses AI...

• 3:52Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, so you knew this, but you weren't unnerved until?

• 3:55Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, it's just, no, I guess, uh, someone using AI to hack Android pictures. Anyway, the point is your phone...

• 4:03Kurt Metzger?

  No, not to take pics, to hack.

• 4:05Duncan Trussell?

  Using AI to hack Android.

• 4:07Kurt Metzger?

  Cause your Android is spyware, is what you're saying.

• 4:09Duncan Trussell?

  Using AI to hack Android, there, scroll down to that New York Times article.

• 4:14Duncan Trussell?

  Now, oh fuck, of course it's not gonna come up, but the point is your phone...

• 4:17Kurt Metzger?

  Where'd you hear it?

• 4:18Duncan Trussell?

  What, you could find it on YouTube, I've been looking at it, but basically a dude, people are using AI to go into their phones, to go into their TVs, to go into their iPhones, and what they're finding is your phone is taking pictures every few seconds and putting it in the cache of the phone.

• 4:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, right.

• 4:36Duncan Trussell?

  So it's got this, like, massive amount of data on you.

• 4:39Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 4:40Duncan Trussell?

  That you didn't ask it to take, and we all kind of, we knew, like, probably that was happening, but now people are proving that if you have anything in your house that's technology, it's recording you, you know, like, the, the LG TVs are actually, if they hear a baby crying, it'll register baby crying, and then it can like...

• 4:57Kurt Metzger?

  They watch you fuck, I mean, I have an LG TV right in my room, so some kink, but that's how I come, uh, we've established on Alex Jones' channel.

• 5:04Duncan Trussell?

  It's fucking hot.

• 5:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I look right into the screen and I say the N-word, but that's only for sexual reasons.

• 5:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Kurt Metzger?

  Not in any other aspect of life.

• 5:11Duncan Trussell?

  I got you, man.

• 5:12Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I want Jamir Crack to know that I'm not one of these guys that just, you know, it's how I come, and that's private, well, with me and those Kenyans watching.

• 5:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I think it's, I look, I'm not a kink shamer.

• 5:24Kurt Metzger?

  But I apologize, you were here, Alex Jones is here, and we, he was talking about the Kenyans, cause apparently they don't enjoy watching everybody fuck.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  What?

• 5:32Kurt Metzger?

  They're, they're real backwards.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  How could you not?

• 5:35Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, you wouldn't wanna see everybody fuck.

• 5:37Kurt Metzger?

  They have like, some kind of weird morals or something, I find it to be absolutely ridiculous.

• 5:41Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, otherwise, you wouldn't, when you're looking at porn, you wouldn't like, scroll through different videos and pick one, you just pick the first one you saw.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  True, I don't know, it makes me feel safer, I don't know about you guys, but I have nothing to hide, so...

• 5:51Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  It actually makes me feel safer being watched all the time by corporations.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Nothing, there's nothing wrong with me.

• 5:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's great, dude.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  My teeth are a little yellow.

• 6:02Kurt Metzger?

  No.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  My nose is kinda greasy, actually, never mind. Are you trying to say the cash rules everything around us?

• 6:10Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, well, yeah, cash is king, but now the cash is...

• 6:13Kurt Metzger?

  Cash Patel, we're big fans of the FBI.

• 6:15Duncan Trussell?

  We, it's just that, you know, now we know for sure that every single, like, your phones are just Orwellian surveillance devices.

• 6:24Kurt Metzger?

  So now, wait, so you didn't know this for sure?

• 6:26Duncan Trussell?

  No, I knew it for sure, but there's always...

• 6:28Kurt Metzger?

  It's just have reminder?

• 6:29Duncan Trussell?

  There's always a part of me that thinks, maybe not, maybe not. I don't know, you need that, you know, it keeps you from going all the way over.

• 6:37Kurt Metzger?

  Over to what?

• 6:38Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know, man, you don't have to get technical with me, you don't wanna go over. You don't wanna go over. You, it's nice to have a little piece of you that's like, maybe there isn't a Loch Ness monster.

• 6:50Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, uh, yeah, I'm on the fence about it, I'll be honest with you, the Loch Ness monster, it seems like a big crock of shit to me.

• 6:56Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think so.

• 6:57Kurt Metzger?

  Why do you say that?

• 6:58Duncan Trussell?

  Well, the videos, there's, the people have seen shit out there for a long time, they say it happened when Crowley fucked up that ritual, and had to go to the Golden Dawn meeting and didn't complete the ritual, and then the Loch Ness monster started showing up.

• 7:09Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they, I mean, that sounds like such a constructed story of legend, and him being an intel agent, as we know now, much the way Elrond Hubard was, you know, they say he had a bad Navy record, right?

• 7:21Duncan Trussell?

  Well, yeah.

• 7:22Kurt Metzger?

  No, he's Navy intel. In fact, any UFO shit, and I, and I gotta tell you, say, Jazz DeBroni, I gotta get him on the show, Dr. Jason Giorgio.

• 7:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Kurt Metzger?

  He was telling Sean Patrick Haslett all about how, um, all the stuff he found with, like, Hubbard was a Navy, you know, I knew he was a Navy guy, but they sheep dipped him to have a fake shameful record.

• 7:42Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 7:43Kurt Metzger?

  Um, but anything with UFOs, anything with that shit, the Navy, the Navy's the, always the oldest thing in your country's...

• 7:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Kurt Metzger?

  Like, the deepest connections and the deepest, that's the Navy, same thing in England, right?

• 7:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 7:55Kurt Metzger?

  And, uh, again, with space, it wouldn't be the Air Force like that, it'd be the Navy.

• 8:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, right, yeah, the Navy.

• 8:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and so, uh, Navy intel's, we're getting, and they're making religions and all kinds of kooky shit, such as Scientology.

• 8:09Duncan Trussell?

  Crack, do you ever get into any of this shit? The conspiracy stuff, the weird stuff, do you ever let your mind wander into these places?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  There are some things that definitely pull me in, like, the whole, uh, you know, sort of Epstein scandal really pulled me into all of this type of shit for a minute, but I find that, um, and this is a slight on me, but I get overwhelmed by a lot of it when I start getting hit with all these different things, and I tap out...

• 8:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 8:35Speaker 03

  For a while, until I get back into it.

• 8:37Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 8:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, that's a normal thing, though, is it, to like, be like, I wanna not think about this for a minute?

• 8:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, a lot of people don't wanna think about it, they think it's better not to think about it.

• 8:45Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I don't wanna think about this for a minute, it's like, but I never wanna think about this ever is a whole different thing.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Right.

• 8:52Kurt Metzger?

  Which is where a lot of people go.

• 8:53Duncan Trussell?

  But I think you give yourself the illusion where you think you can't think about it, but wouldn't you say that where we're at, at this point, is no matter what you're thinking about, is part of it now? Cause the whole thing is so fucked.

• 9:07Kurt Metzger?

  If you wanna say, I don't wanna think about it, just keep my head down and do my job, and many...

• 9:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Kurt Metzger?

  Personal friends of mine have put their heads down and said that, because I'm pretty relentless.

• 9:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Kurt Metzger?

  And I don't even, I didn't have this when I was explaining shit to them.

• 9:19Duncan Trussell?

  The interrupter.

• 9:20Kurt Metzger?

  Now, it's gonna, they're gonna break so much easier.

• 9:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 9:22Kurt Metzger?

  But they go, I wanna keep my head down and do my job, and if you say it out loud like the cow you are, then I, I respect that.

• 9:28Duncan Trussell?

  I wanna keep my head down, do my job, just keep my head down.

• 9:30Kurt Metzger?

  But you better do that, you better not then start commenting on, like, politics and shit like it's real.

• 9:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Kurt Metzger?

  And I'm like, oh, you actually wanna keep pretending the thing is real? That's a different story than just, I wanna keep my head down.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  Is real? You said is real, I caught that, you tried to slip that in there.

• 9:45Kurt Metzger?

  I call it isn't real.

• 9:47Duncan Trussell?

  That's crazy.

• 9:49Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I was thrown off of Ed Sheeran's concert.

• 9:51Duncan Trussell?

  That's crazy.

• 9:51Kurt Metzger?

  I was replaced by Crackamiko, believe it or not.

• 9:53Duncan Trussell?

  That's crazy.

• 9:54Kurt Metzger?

  He's got a healthy attitude towards, uh...

• 9:56Speaker 03

  And I told you, I was gonna be...

• 9:57Kurt Metzger?

  He says it's complicated.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  I said I was gonna be doing 45 minutes of Palestine material, I told you that up front, so...

• 10:03Kurt Metzger?

  Um, well, it's Ed Sheeran's concert.

• 10:04Duncan Trussell?

  YMH won't let people do that, we can't let you do that.

• 10:07Kurt Metzger?

  What, 45 minutes of Palestine material?

• 10:09Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 10:09Kurt Metzger?

  About bombing Palestine.

• 10:11Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, that's fun.

• 10:12Kurt Metzger?

  Finish the job, that's my, uh, new hour coming out.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Get her done.

• 10:16Kurt Metzger?

  Roundup Randall, finish the job, and it's me like this in front of a big, with a big Israeli flag.

• 10:22Duncan Trussell?

  Keep your head down and finish the job.

• 10:25Kurt Metzger?

  Thank you, Mr. Netanyahu, I have a thank you, Mr. Netanyahu, I write country songs for Netanyahu.

• 10:30Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, well, I don't know, I mean, we already kinda talked about it, will you pull up that Newsweek article?

• 10:34Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on, what do you call a very polite falafel?

• 10:38Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 10:39Kurt Metzger?

  I can't, I don't understand what that means.

• 10:41Duncan Trussell?

  A full-eyed gentleman. Come on.

• 10:42Kurt Metzger?

  What does that mean?

• 10:44Duncan Trussell?

  It's a, it's an AI joke.

• 10:45Kurt Metzger?

  Is that really?

• 10:46Duncan Trussell?

  They put into AI jokes about falafels.

• 10:49Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that is apropos of nothing. Okay, let's see.

• 10:52Duncan Trussell?

  This is, uh, the Newsweek article just came out. We've been kinda talking about this a little bit. Can you pull it up? The Newsweek article you guys got? Uh.

• 11:02Kurt Metzger?

  The thirty-three country thing?

• 11:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, which by the way, you know the number, you know the significance of the number thirty-three, correct?

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Uh, Jesus? That's when Jesus died, right?

• 11:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, well, that's part of it.

• 11:14Kurt Metzger?

  Spy.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  And then something with, uh, what are they called? The Masons?

• 11:17Duncan Trussell?

  The Masons. They're all into the number thirty-three. So anytime you see the number thirty-three, you're, it's, it's always interesting. In this case, Newsweek put out an article, "Maps Show Nations Urging People to Stockpile Food" As France Issues Warning. Thirty-three countries in the last few days have started telling people to stockpile food.

• 11:37Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 11:37Duncan Trussell?

  Which is not making anybody feel that good right now. Why suddenly is this happening?

• 11:46Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, well, thirty-three is a big indicator. I mean, so do you know why ultimately though, the thirty-three, while they're always throwing that out? What the significance of that is?

• 11:53Duncan Trussell?

  I thought it was thirty-three degrees of masonry was why. It's thirty-three degrees. That's not it?

• 11:58Kurt Metzger?

  Deep, no, it's not a lot of either words. These are all parts of it, but the main thing is it indicates you've been down the kleopathic tree of Kabbalah.

• 12:06Duncan Trussell?

  What does kleopathic mean?

• 12:08Kurt Metzger?

  The klepoth, the tree of knowledge slash death.

• 12:10Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 12:11Kurt Metzger?

  So there's a Kabbalah that people do where they're like, oh, I'm gonna ascend. It's all whatever. But yeah, the klepoth. Um, so the klepoth, you, it's the opposite programming. So just think of, uh, somebody having a good childhood versus a bad childhood to mold them into whatever they became.

• 12:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Kurt Metzger?

  And so when you go down the tree.

• 12:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 12:29Kurt Metzger?

  See those, there's like tunnels, the next sphere. And as you go down it, I can't remember, it's a certain number of spheres and then a certain number of tunnels and like, um, traumas that you've been through to indicate, which is kinda similar to thirty-three degrees. Like you, you went through the, so throwing that out is showing like you're the, it's a master shit. Like, oh, I've, I've been down the whole tree. I'm at the ascended or descended in this case.

• 12:51Duncan Trussell?

  Well, so it's, you, you, I thought you, the goal is to go up the tree.

• 12:56Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you would think that, wouldn't you? But, um, in, in, uh, Luriana Kabbalah, the goal is to go down the fucking tree because you're recovering the sparks that are down there in the.

• 13:05Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, you're saving people.

• 13:07Kurt Metzger?

  You, you, it's actually the horrible things you're doing are really a good thing from a certain perspective.

• 13:12Duncan Trussell?

  Uh.

• 13:13Kurt Metzger?

  You know, that shit?

• 13:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 13:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's what it is.

• 13:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Like when you got mad when the, when the trout of term people, you got mad at me because I was saying you don't get Jesus without Judas and he blew your stack.

• 13:24Kurt Metzger?

  But I mean, it's nonsense to say something like that. Of course you do. You don't get G, no, if you want to be more accurate, you go, you don't get, uh, Jesus without the serpent, right?

• 13:33Duncan Trussell?

  Sure.

• 13:34Kurt Metzger?

  Or like, I don't know. I, I'm trying to think of a.

• 13:36Duncan Trussell?

  You don't get the whole Bible without the snake in the garden.

• 13:39Kurt Metzger?

  The whole thing is, I got news for you, dude. The Bible's not some reward. The Bible's boring. It's the thing you end up having to read because you live in prison. AKA here. Your mom's house studios, no AC, and it's an outrage.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  It's the nicest prison I've ever been in.

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• 16:04Duncan Trussell?

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• 16:52Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's fair. It is, look.

• 16:54Duncan Trussell?

  Why don't you un-rotate the fan? It's turning away from you. You could have a direct blast. Or do you like the oscillate?

• 17:00Kurt Metzger?

  No, I think it's right to, to oscillate because, uh, you distribute the air.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  My fan's staring on me all the time.

• 17:06Duncan Trussell?

  Do they really?

• 17:07Kurt Metzger?

  Cause you went country, you have my favorite videos when you go, I want to be white again. You ever see his, I want to be white again?

• 17:11Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 17:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, but.

• 17:12Duncan Trussell?

  Can we show it?

• 17:13Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I, I, cause this is one of the funniest like, yeah, is that cracking me go?

• 17:17Duncan Trussell?

  Let's show it.

• 17:18Kurt Metzger?

  I, I, I said at the time in your comments, is your finest work because the, you're hitting on a bunch of things at once that are like really funny. Okay.

• 17:30Kurt Metzger?

  Like the words are funny. Yeah, go ahead.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  I had to figure out how to make a music video for this video.

• 17:35Kurt Metzger?

  How did you?

• 17:37Speaker 03

  Like for the narrative and shit, like it's hard to wrap your head around making, like telling a narrative through a video. If you don't know how to do that shit. So this took me a lot longer than it should have, but.

• 17:48Duncan Trussell?

  Who shot it with you?

• 17:50Speaker 03

  Uh, my buddy Tank. That's actually the back of his head, right there.

• 17:54Duncan Trussell?

  Cool.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  He's the man.

• 17:55Duncan Trussell?

  Where is this? Where'd you shoot it?

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Uh, it's somebody's house.

• 18:00Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I mean, what?

• 18:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we're the address. I just think it's like in, um.

• 18:03Duncan Trussell?

  Where were you?

• 18:03Speaker 03

  In North Carolina.

• 18:04Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, cool.

• 18:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, are you from North Carolina?

• 18:06Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 18:07Duncan Trussell?

  We both are.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  Uh, Raleigh, sort of Raleigh area.

• 18:10Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I was in Statesville for a few years outside of Charlotte when I was a kid.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  Been there.

• 18:16Duncan Trussell?

  All right, let's roll it.

• 18:17Kurt Metzger?

  Please, I got nowhere else to go. Aw.

• 18:35Duncan Trussell?

  That's really funny.

• 18:36Kurt Metzger?

  That's so funny.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  How long can I keep up with this old game?

• 18:46Speaker 04

  The Durex and Gold grills don't fit the same.

• 18:50Kurt Metzger?

  Wide rating quality.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  Well, I was spitting fire, but the flame burned out on a long, dark road. And I'd hate to turn around, but I made up my mind and I'm praying that it's not too late to say, I wanna be white again. I wanna be white again. I wanna stop committing crimes and be on time again. I wanna say I love my prayers and eat my vitamins. Cause keeping up a black since getting tired and, and I'm tired of being a rapper. Tired of being a wigger. Tired of my daddy saying I'm. Acting like an income poop. I'm leaving who I turned into behind me to be who I am inside again.

• 19:40Speaker 04

  I'm gonna flush my perks and lean and grab a couple of fruits. It's true. I'm gonna trade my Newport hundreds for a can of chew.

• 19:55Kurt Metzger?

  Shoot.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  If Post Malone can do it and Jelly Roll can do it and neither one can say.

• 20:01Speaker 03

  Those guys helped me with this song, actually. So shout out to them.

• 20:04Kurt Metzger?

  Did they?

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:06Kurt Metzger?

  How?

• 20:07Speaker 03

  Uh, just inspiration. They didn't actually.

• 20:10Kurt Metzger?

  Gonna say, cause Jelly Roll's real nice. He probably would help you with that.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  He seems like a nice guy.

• 20:13Duncan Trussell?

  He's a sweetheart.

• 20:14Kurt Metzger?

  Fat guy losing weight. He, he, he goes, he goes, I gotta use this new body, Kurt. Lost me. I use very likeable guy, I gotta say.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  Nice, bright, white teeth.

• 20:26Kurt Metzger?

  And, uh, I would, uh, never take the word of Nicole Arbor over him, just as a rule, cause fuck that chick.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Oh, for sure.

• 20:33Duncan Trussell?

  But you know what? I mean, not to get too serious, that's gotta be kinda one of the pitfalls of what you're doing. You're a musician. No doubt. You have songs you wanna write that aren't comedic. You know how to make songs. What do you do with all that?

• 20:48Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, oh, do you feel like he did go back to being white?

• 20:50Duncan Trussell?

  No, I'm saying like, I'm saying.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  By the way, this was a phase. This did not last. The allure of being a wigger was much too powerful for me to go away from.

• 20:57Kurt Metzger?

  It's very close to a country accent. It's not that far.

• 20:59Duncan Trussell?

  No, I, I think everything is super funny, but like,

• 21:04Duncan Trussell?

  you must, as a musi-, you know, I don't know, I just listen. I don't remember what song it was fucking. I think I was just listening to Grimes. And I'm thinking like, wow, when you're like that, you don't have to be funny all the time. You could just make some sentimental fucking song and no one blinks twice. No one's gonna make fun of you.

• 21:20Kurt Metzger?

  I've never really listened to Grimes.

• 21:22Duncan Trussell?

  She's good.

• 21:23Kurt Metzger?

  What is it?

• 21:24Duncan Trussell?

  Well, it's like.

• 21:24Kurt Metzger?

  Bjork music?

• 21:25Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know. It's, it's better than Bjork. I don't know.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  It's better than this horseshit.

• 21:29Kurt Metzger?

  All right, we play this video back.

• 21:30Duncan Trussell?

  You like Grimes?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  Uh, she's got, she's got a few bangers.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  She's got like an Enya techno thing kinda going on.

• 21:38Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, play, uh, play the rest of this because, okay, yeah.

• 21:42Speaker 04

  And they'll listen to whatever you play. So I'll say, I wanna be white again. I wanna be white again. I wanna stop committing crimes and be on time again. I wanna say I love my prayers and eat my vitamins. Cause keeping up a black since getting tired and, and I'm tired of being a rapper. Tired of being a wigger. Tired of my daddy saying I'm acting like an income poop. I'm leaving who I turned into behind me to be who I am inside again.

• 22:17Kurt Metzger?

  That part a lot.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  I wanna be white again. Dear white lord, I wanna master the dark arts. Country stars making so much goddamn money.

• 22:27Duncan Trussell?

  The dark arts.

• 22:29Speaker 04

  I just wanna make my daddy proud of me. Lord, could you find it in your heart to make me white again? Um, yes.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  I'm gonna stop committing crimes and be on time again. Thank God I said I love my prayers and ate my vitamins. Cause keeping up a black sin was too tired and I was tired of being a rapper. Tired of being a wigger. Tired of my daddy saying I'm acting like a. I'm leaving who I turned into behind me to be who I am inside again. I think I'm white again.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  I'm finally white again.

• 23:14Kurt Metzger?

  Do I even need girls of white, white teeth? Is that what that is? What are those?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  I got them off Amazon for like five dollars.

• 23:23Kurt Metzger?

  I know. I gotta get some more stupid crap off Amazon. I'm adding a little silly outfits. I gotta be honest with you, Donkey. I know you settled on hot dog, but.

• 23:30Duncan Trussell?

  I've settled on the hot dog.

• 23:32Kurt Metzger?

  And I'm for it. I feel like you should be doing therapy, actually. Like that Gecko.

• 23:36Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 23:37Kurt Metzger?

  Like therapy Gecko? The guy who's a there, a Gecko, he does therapy? You know something?

• 23:43Duncan Trussell?

  I just can't believe you're talking about the fuck. Are you talking about the Geico Gecko?

• 23:46Speaker 03

  You don't know?

• 23:47Kurt Metzger?

  No. Put therapy Gecko, because I feel like there's a goal.

• 23:50Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, therapy Gecko. I'm so sorry. I was shocked for a second, cause I thought you were doing like a Liberty Bibberty spot, but for the Geico Gecko, it was freaking me out.

• 23:59Kurt Metzger?

  What's Liberty Bibberty?

• 24:00Duncan Trussell?

  It's like fucking Liberty Mutual. It's in every kid's head.

• 24:03Kurt Metzger?

  Liberty Bibberty.

• 24:04Duncan Trussell?

  I know.

• 24:06Kurt Metzger?

  Oh man, when I made that stupid, uh, Dirk with Kerp, uh, language on my other podcast, uh, it doesn't take very long for it to spread. Really, I didn't, as Dunigan was, as Stallone would call me Kerp, because he's fucking my name up.

• 24:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 24:19Kurt Metzger?

  And then, because we have the, cause we'd always have the fans gaslight me while, while Sly would be abusing me as his, you know, friend that lives in his converted garage.

• 24:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 24:29Kurt Metzger?

  So it got really funny. Like, some people were very funny how they do it. And then they started talking with that stupid, uh, you know, we did a thing called Yo Nouns where it's like, Kerp, Sherp, you know, you don't say, you put a P.

• 24:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 24:41Kurt Metzger?

  And that, if you get somebody to do a language that you made up.

• 24:44Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's pretty cool.

• 24:45Kurt Metzger?

  Well, yeah, but I mean, it's shocking to me how fast.

• 24:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 24:51Kurt Metzger?

  It's a thing that I wouldn't have thought too much about, but then it's very entertaining to me to watch people that go, I wanna buy a t-shirt. They'll just say that to me.

• 24:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 25:00Kurt Metzger?

  Nobody, who said free little derp? Oh, Jamar at the Rose Battle, but I'm making sure to say free little derp.

• 25:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Shit can spread.

• 25:08Speaker 03

  It's like how Crips don't use the like B, like for B words.

• 25:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  It's like, she a sitch.

• 25:14Kurt Metzger?

  I remember the Blood saying it when I was in high school on MTV and they're like, we say bandy.

• 25:20Kurt Metzger?

  I remember my first like, what? That seems like it's too much. Now, this is Crip Mac. You familiar with him? Uh, uh?

• 25:27Speaker 03

  He's one of my favorite people. He's the fucking best. He's the guy who speaks like his own language where he trades out Bs for Cs and he says five instead of four, like he never says the word four. He's like, you gotta do it five of your children.

• 25:41Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, first of all, it's such a bizarre, um, it's such a bizarre thing to be like a celebrity gang banging guy to a degree, cause you're like, are they like, we can't kill him or we should? I, I think they look at him like, you know, he's like, um, uh,

• 25:58Kurt Metzger?

  it's not retarded, but he's like a guy where like, come on. It's Crip Mac, like, you know what I mean? Like, they'll beat him up in prison, all that and, but nobody tried to kill him.

• 26:06Duncan Trussell?

  It's like the way the Bears treated Grizzly Man, right? That's what they said.

• 26:10Kurt Metzger?

  So you say he'll be eaten eventually.

• 26:12Duncan Trussell?

  The Bears, like people, that dude in Grizzly Man said, the, like, he's retarded and the Bears seem to know that and they leave him alone, cause they feel bad for him.

• 26:21Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, Matan talked to him? I didn't know that. Would Matan talk to Crip Mac? Do you ever do Matan have a show?

• 26:28Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I have not.

• 26:30Kurt Metzger?

  Donkey?

• 26:31Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 26:31Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know who that is?

• 26:32Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know Crip Mac. I don't know Matan.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Matan rules, though.

• 26:35Kurt Metzger?

  But you know about Twigs? Not Twigs.

• 26:38Duncan Trussell?

  What's Twigs?

• 26:40Kurt Metzger?

  The other one that, who fucked Elon and had a robot baby? Grimes.

• 26:44Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think Grimes is like a sign of knowing like, deep underground stuff. Everyone knows a Grimes.

• 26:49Kurt Metzger?

  I forget my, um, my Dumbo eared, uh, people like your Grimes and your Twigs is.

• 26:56Duncan Trussell?

  Grimes doesn't have Dumbo ears.

• 26:58Kurt Metzger?

  What, are you joking?

• 26:58Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up a picture of Grimes?

• 27:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, please do.

• 27:00Duncan Trussell?

  Here we go again. I guess it's the Metzger.

• 27:02Kurt Metzger?

  It's like a black woman in whiteface.

• 27:03Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, it's the Metzger bullying minute. Trying to make some fun of someone's ears.

• 27:07Kurt Metzger?

  No, showman come stick it. I'm not making fun of him.

• 27:09Duncan Trussell?

  You are. You said she had Dumbo ears. You're literally.

• 27:12Kurt Metzger?

  Now put Twigs's stupid ears up.

• 27:13Duncan Trussell?

  Why do you do this to people? Why do you leave people alone?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  She does have some ears on her.

• 27:17Duncan Trussell?

  She can't help out bigger fucking ear. That's what you notice about her is her ears.

• 27:21Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I would cover them up.

• 27:22Duncan Trussell?

  She's a great musician. I'm glad she has ears like that. So she can hear how good she is.

• 27:30Duncan Trussell?

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• 28:13Duncan Trussell?

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• 28:56Speaker 05

  Priceline negotiator. It's me, the. Priceline negotiator. We don't need the jingle twice. What about a third time? Stop it. This is about vacation inflation and how Priceline negotiates amazing deals on hotels, flights and rental cars. Seems like they just started. Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to sixty percent off hotels in the Priceline app. Time to read the timeline. Fine. No one deals more deals than. Priceline. Please stop. Priceline. Touche. Priceline.

• 29:29Kurt Metzger?

  And well, go back down, go back down, go back down. Right there. Look at that.

• 29:33Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 29:34Kurt Metzger?

  So, this is the weirdest thing in the world. It's like she's an albino black chick, really.

• 29:40Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I don't know, man. I just know you're a bully.

• 29:42Kurt Metzger?

  Good.

• 29:43Duncan Trussell?

  And so what? So what about her ears there? Elf ears?

• 29:46Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I don't care for it. I don't like elves neither.

• 29:48Duncan Trussell?

  So you would have, you would have bullied Dumbo.

• 29:50Kurt Metzger?

  I joined St. Patrick, the Catholic St.

• 29:52Duncan Trussell?

  You would have been the, you'd been the one who bullied Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer too. All the reindeers attacked him. You know that they called him names. What do they do? They let, they.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  They wouldn't play the games?

• 30:04Duncan Trussell?

  They wouldn't play the game. They used to laugh and call him names and they never let Rudolph join in the reindeer game. This is you. With skin, with ears, with a light, a nose.

• 30:14Kurt Metzger?

  She's accentuating them on purpose.

• 30:16Duncan Trussell?

  Well, they're great ears. Get off, get, leave, leave her alone.

• 30:19Kurt Metzger?

  I don't think, I don't think that they are.

• 30:20Duncan Trussell?

  Well, that's.

• 30:22Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I feel like, now, maybe that is what, she has a good ear for, uh, what she's doing.

• 30:27Duncan Trussell?

  Who is that? Yeah, pull that a picture of Metzger up. Pull one of those up. What about, what do you think about this?

• 30:34Kurt Metzger?

  That just looks like some important Samarian god from ancient times. He's a very powerful, important man.

• 30:39Duncan Trussell?

  Take your sunglasses off.

• 30:41Kurt Metzger?

  No time to looks, Max.

• 30:44Kurt Metzger?

  We gotta go to break.

• 30:45Duncan Trussell?

  What the?

• 30:47Duncan Trussell?

  My break.

• 30:49Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Yeah, while we're on my break.

• 30:58Kurt Metzger?

  Oh boo, it's Gapetober still, isn't it?

• 31:02Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 31:03Kurt Metzger?

  Gapetober is still in effect.

• 31:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's still Gapetober. I'm still gaping. Are you still gaping?

• 31:08Kurt Metzger?

  You know I am.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  I wasn't, but they told me it was a requirement for the show. So I'm at like eighty-five percent right now.

• 31:13Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my god! How long did it take you to widen to that level?

• 31:17Kurt Metzger?

  That's great for your first time. That's usually a three month process to resize.

• 31:21Duncan Trussell?

  Eighty-five percent is so admirable, and wow.

• 31:25Speaker 03

  And I only had about thirteen hours to get there, so...

• 31:27Duncan Trussell?

  Jesus Christ!

• 31:28Speaker 03

  I think I have like a natural thing in my DNA for this sort of thing.

• 31:31Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, are we back yet?

• 31:32Duncan Trussell?

  Now we're back.

• 31:32Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, now we're back. Okay.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  That was the best stuff I said.

• 31:35Kurt Metzger?

  Cut that stuff out about our buttholes.

• 31:37Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I definitely don't say... I, okay, have you seen the Elizabeth Holmes Nathan Fielder movie?

• 31:43Speaker 03

  Going to watch it tonight, actually.

• 31:45Duncan Trussell?

  It is so good. It's so fucking good. I thought it might be bullshit. You know, everyone's raving about something quite often that means it sucks. Super, super good, man. And we have got to get either Holmes or her boyfriend on this fucking show.

• 32:00Kurt Metzger?

  Isn't she in prison?

• 32:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, but she's getting out.

• 32:02Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 32:03Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, can you look up when Elizabeth Holmes gets out of prison? For some reason, I thought she's getting out pretty soon. But maybe that was just Zalane I was thinking about.

• 32:12Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, I may have. I'm gonna find it right now.

• 32:14Duncan Trussell?

  Ten years and three months. When does she get out? So when was she sentenced?

• 32:20Speaker 06

  Uh... She was sentenced November eighteenth.

• 32:23Duncan Trussell?

  She had her sentence reduced? Does it say when she gets out?

• 32:29Duncan Trussell?

  February, oh damn, twenty thirty. I thought she got out sooner than that. Alright, well, though, what's crazy is, I'm not, it's not a spoiler, but I read about this before I saw it. Her boyfriend, this fucking handsome dude, he was like, "You guys should film me in the shower." And they film his, he's got this massive hog, cause you know...

• 32:50Kurt Metzger?

  Is that really what hap- wait, what? You didn't tell me that...

• 32:53Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, dude, he, you know, I mean, if you have a hog like that, you're gonna be like, "Film me in the shower." Cause he was like...

• 32:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's the thing with my new hour coming out.

• 33:01Duncan Trussell?

  Film me in the shower?

• 33:04Duncan Trussell?

  But it's the craziest scene, cause it's this dude showering and it just holds on his giant dick, but... Yeah, it's like, it's a crazy documentary, and I don't wanna talk about it, cause I don't wanna spoil it, but there's a lot of...

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Well, I'm glad you told me about the penis part, cause I'd rather, I hate a unexpected penis. And plus, I'm gonna be watching it with my girl.

• 33:23Kurt Metzger?

  Unexpected penis is a name of romantic comedy that we're working on. And you are gonna sign NDA. Do not leak our title.

• 33:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, unexpected penis are great.

• 33:31Kurt Metzger?

  We've got a real meat cute called Unexpected Penis.

• 33:35Duncan Trussell?

  Um, yeah, it was, I, I, it was three hours and you expect that to drag? It didn't drag at all. It was, it was riveting through the whole fucking thing. It was crazy. You, and you, you realize like, I don't know, man, like Elizabeth Holmes...

• 33:51Kurt Metzger?

  She's probably innocent.

• 33:52Duncan Trussell?

  Not, I don't know, different. She's just a different kinda human.

• 33:56Kurt Metzger?

  We'll explain why.

• 33:57Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know how to explain it. That's what was so cool about it.

• 33:59Kurt Metzger?

  Is that what the big reason you have to see the movie is, is because, um, her husband whips out a Willem Dafoe in the shower?

• 34:05Duncan Trussell?

  It's the first thirty minutes he Dafoes.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Is that why it's called? You can see everything?

• 34:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  As far as the penis and balls?

• 34:11Duncan Trussell?

  I'm pretty sure that's, well, no, she actually...

• 34:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, is it?

• 34:14Duncan Trussell?

  No, she says in a part of the movie, that's something she is, she, basically like the idea was, if we, if we get Nathan Fielder in there, who I don't think they realized did satire and what he, what he was all about, if we get Nathan Fielder in there, he's gonna film us, humanize us, and maybe that will help help somehow with her not going to prison. So now it's just this bizarre experience with fucking Nathan Fielder, who's just this like, I, you really respect him because he's someone who just wants to tell the truth. And he's literally in this voyeuristic situation with these people, and it's cra- it's so uncomfortable and so weird and so intense.

• 34:55Kurt Metzger?

  You wanna see a fun mystery boy's treat if you like Nathan? I'll do it for you.

• 34:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 35:01Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on, I'm just sending it to Tanner, but it's taking a second.

• 35:05Kurt Metzger?

  So I used to work with him.

• 35:06Duncan Trussell?

  No, you did not.

• 35:07Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 35:07Duncan Trussell?

  What's he like?

• 35:09Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I got along with him great.

• 35:10Duncan Trussell?

  He seems amazing.

• 35:11Kurt Metzger?

  He's not like the, that guy on the show at all.

• 35:14Duncan Trussell?

  He seems incredible, man.

• 35:15Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, Tanner, what's the one, shit.

• 35:19Speaker 06

  What?

• 35:19Kurt Metzger?

  The right one, here, I'm sending this to you, but there's like a better one, but maybe you could send it to that one?

• 35:23Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:25Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so this was, um...

• 35:26Speaker 06

  Thank you, sir.

• 35:27Kurt Metzger?

  So we were pitching a set, we were pitching a set, a sketch, or like a prank, and it was like a business train, like corporate training.

• 35:35Duncan Trussell?

  You worked for, you worked on Nathan for you?

• 35:37Kurt Metzger?

  No, I was working for Sasha, but Nathan Fielding, you know, people come in for like a week to work on it.

• 35:42Duncan Trussell?

  That's cool.

• 35:42Kurt Metzger?

  And I still have the video, cause it was kinda funny, cause I had, what's his name, sent it to me.

• 35:47Duncan Trussell?

  Do you think it's lame that Sacha Baron Cohen said he's the one who innovated the form Nathan Fielder's using?

• 35:51Speaker 03

  It was...

• 35:52Kurt Metzger?

  He is the one, why, what do you, how would that be lame?

• 35:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, uh, the season two of The Rehearsal is some of the best shit I've ever seen. It was so good.

• 36:00Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Nathan Fielding, so I, I used to like Nathan for You Okay. I wasn't, like, the thing I thought was the funniest was when he was, uh, he was gonna be in handcuffs and do a trick where if he doesn't escape, his pants will be pulled down in front of kids and he gets arrested. So there's a cop and there's kids, and, um, and he's sitting there trying to get the handcuffs undone while a robot's coming. So the thing that Sacha Van Cullen was always into, and he's right, and David tells into also, is like you're trying to make imagery that people remember.

• 36:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Kurt Metzger?

  Okay? So any joke, or if you're doing a prank, you want like, the final scene that you're looking at to be like some really good... You know, it was all, so we had like a fake Keen Sierra we did.

• 36:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 36:43Kurt Metzger?

  Where one guy is dressed like a Keen Sierra girl. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, so go back. So this was, uh...

• 36:48Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, cool, man.

• 36:49Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we were consulting. It was like to go, we did an active shooter training one. I think this was sexual harassment or something, corporate consulting.

• 37:00Kurt Metzger?

  Alright, ready? Is it turned up? Okay. Just show us a few techniques.

• 37:05Speaker 07

  And I can point easily, and it is nowhere near his back.

• 37:10Kurt Metzger?

  Now, hold on, what about it?

• 37:11Speaker 07

  Formability.

• 37:12Kurt Metzger?

  What if you're standing next to it? That's why we have a ladder. Nathan, we go back, what if it's two coworkers? Let me show you a little, this is an action, if you can.

• 37:20Speaker 07

  Oh, right, two coworkers pointing.

• 37:22Kurt Metzger?

  So you're taking the dominance, now as you see Nathan, dominance issue. Is it gonna be an example? The other coworker can support him like this.

• 37:33Duncan Trussell?

  That is so fucking funny.

• 37:35Kurt Metzger?

  Did you just say, I think, I suppose I'm gonna go, give me a recording of this?

• 37:40Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, put that up. You can see everything, and then we'll put, you can see everything on top?

• 37:43Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, that's great.

• 37:44Kurt Metzger?

  So that was how to like look over your coworker's shoulder at their computer without harassing them?

• 37:48Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, that's amazing.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 37:50Duncan Trussell?

  That's amazing.

• 37:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 37:53Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, that's cool.

• 37:53Kurt Metzger?

  But, anyway, the character he did on Nathan for You, that's like kinda like this, like, he ain't like that at all. Like, he, he's like a pretty lively, I don't, like, he talks normal and that.

• 38:04Duncan Trussell?

  Well, you see, like, the character he plays is kinda like, really a straight man, really kind of somber, really sort of like...

• 38:10Kurt Metzger?

  He seems like a spurg.

• 38:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  He seems like Glassman in a way, almost like an artist that's able to socialize really well, somehow.

• 38:19Kurt Metzger?

  When I talked to him, he was just actually a pretty interesting guy. Like, there was nothing about him that was autistic, seeming to me.

• 38:25Duncan Trussell?

  What, what, it, what he seemed...

• 38:27Kurt Metzger?

  And I checked, if you look, yeah, thank you, Tanner, as you can see, I checked good.

• 38:31Speaker 03

  He can see everything.

• 38:32Duncan Trussell?

  You're looking right into his ass.

• 38:34Kurt Metzger?

  No, you see how ergonomically though?

• 38:35Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck, Metzger?

• 38:37Kurt Metzger?

  We're just trying to explain.

• 38:39Duncan Trussell?

  But look at the look on your face, dude, you're so turned on and confused.

• 38:44Kurt Metzger?

  No, I was looking over at Sasha, cause I wanna see if he was getting this. Wait, what is that there? A sunset?

• 38:50Duncan Trussell?

  That's your gayness rating.

• 38:52Kurt Metzger?

  No, a hundred and sixty degrees. Oh, no. No, my gayness rating is, um, well over three hundred.

• 38:59Duncan Trussell?

  It's gone up?

• 39:00Kurt Metzger?

  I, it depends, you know, what scale you're using.

• 39:02Duncan Trussell?

  No, what Felter seems to do, at least in this one, he's just really good at not say, is like, not saying anything to respond to people, and if you don't say something long enough, they feel like they've gotta say something else. And that thing that comes out next is always weird, because they're just trying to like fill the quiet. And he's really good at pulling that out of people or something. I, I just...

• 39:25Kurt Metzger?

  Look at the angles on this. They were really...

• 39:29Speaker 03

  I think it's fair to say that Sasha's sort of pioneered the genre and then Fielder took it a step further.

• 39:37Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  Like.

• 39:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Yeah, this definitely, I mean, this one did, it didn't feel like anything.

• 39:42Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, Tom Green, first of all, Tom Green was one of the first doing nonsense things like that.

• 39:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 39:49Kurt Metzger?

  And then, um, but when Ali G came out, that was pretty funny. I remember.

• 39:53Duncan Trussell?

  No, I love it. I loved it.

• 39:55Kurt Metzger?

  Now, he does it now, and I heard people are not into it. I haven't seen it, the Ali G.

• 40:00Duncan Trussell?

  That's what people are saying, yeah.

• 40:01Kurt Metzger?

  Cause it's a weird time to do that.

• 40:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's hard to do it now. It's hard to get away with that now. Back then, you could do it.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  From my perspective, it feels like they're kind of gatekeeping Wigerdom. Because I'm a new, rising, upcoming Wigger. I'm trying to obtain the space, whereas you have your, uh, Ali G's and Kid Rocks and Eminem's. They don't want to let it go.

• 40:20Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they've moved on.

• 40:21Duncan Trussell?

  So let me just ask this. So like technically, Wigger, you could just say that. That's okay to say.

• 40:27Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not saying African American.

• 40:30Duncan Trussell?

  You could say Wigger. No one cares if you say Wigger.

• 40:32Kurt Metzger?

  How, have they been oppressed for?

• 40:34Duncan Trussell?

  I, I don't know. I guess if Wiggers.

• 40:36Kurt Metzger?

  You probably can't. I don't give a shit though, is my point.

• 40:38Duncan Trussell?

  I think Wiggers have been oppressed.

• 40:40Speaker 03

  I think Wiggers like myself are allowed to say it, whereas you guys have to say Wigga. You can't say the hard R.

• 40:45Duncan Trussell?

  I did a hot R.

• 40:46Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know if that analogy is.

• 40:47Duncan Trussell?

  Hot R. I did a hot R.

• 40:50Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, who said she isn't? Wait, this is controversial now. But what did I have you look up before we got to this? Not that I don't want to know about this. The what?

• 40:58Speaker 03

  That was in the search bar, those people.

• 41:00Kurt Metzger?

  Well, wait, wait, wait. What did I just say to look up before?

• 41:01Duncan Trussell?

  Ali G.

• 41:03Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so he's a R-Giyanist in a way of like, he's a good boy and he's from, you know, Coenim or like Levites in a, in tribal terms of that.

• 41:15Duncan Trussell?

  Didn't know that.

• 41:16Kurt Metzger?

  That's what my Israeli ex told me that couldn't, anyway. Um, so, right now with the most hideous genocide ever going on, like in plain sight, it's a little weird for him to be doing a Wigger, you know? People just take it a little weird. And he also mentioned Iran. And I worked on Who Is America? And I remember one, and at the time, I didn't know shit about shit. So a lot of the, we had a bit where, um, he's the billionaire guy.

• 41:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 41:42Kurt Metzger?

  Gio, which is pretty funny. And he's trying to get, um, celebrities to play for some dictator's birthday.

• 41:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 41:47Kurt Metzger?

  Cause it was when all the news had come out about people going to Fiji to play, you know, whatever. And it was always Assad. It kept coming up, Assad, Assad, Assad, Syria. Now, I knew he was like a bad guy, I guess, but I didn't know anything about it like that. And I was like, oh, we just gotta say this. But no, actually, fuck you. I mean, dude, that's the most NATO-esque, Great Israel Project bullshit. We installed ISIS as the heads of Syria now. The president of Syria is from a head chopping video, and Trump shaking hands with him in the White House.

• 42:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 42:20Kurt Metzger?

  So, looking back now, that's a little bit crazy.

• 42:23Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 42:24Kurt Metzger?

  You know, and, and if you're gonna do like this real honest kind of comedy, when, you know, there's parts I'm laughing, I'm like, that's just funny. Like, I can't lie, it says I'm funny, right?

• 42:33Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 42:33Kurt Metzger?

  So, you're just gonna not be honest about that part? And, and we actually got in an argument once in the room. But I like him very much. I don't know the, but I remember this. This is 2017 that she came out. So we just think about how Antifa is just lesbians marching, right? Now, at the end of the day, Antifa is a, a fed retard honey trap, like a Proud Boys or like any other fucking thing.

• 42:54Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 42:55Kurt Metzger?

  Um, but, I mean, he got like, he got, not like heated, but he, I, he didn't get heated because he had to leave the room. He was, you have to leave the room. Yeah, because we got in a real argument.

• 43:04Duncan Trussell?

  You had to leave.

• 43:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and it was, so we didn't get in a real argument about it, because I had to leave before we did.

• 43:10Duncan Trussell?

  Who told you to leave the room?

• 43:11Kurt Metzger?

  Sasha.

• 43:12Duncan Trussell?

  Sasha's like, go now. Don't argue with me.

• 43:15Kurt Metzger?

  Well, he didn't say don't argue with me. I think it was to avoid knowing. It was some kind of diffusing technique he probably learned from Mossad. But anyway, he, I remember it just, that's not the important part, and also.

• 43:26Duncan Trussell?

  That's real weird, though. In a writer's room to instruct someone to leave.

• 43:29Kurt Metzger?

  It's his show. If he wants to tell me to leave because I'm disrupting, he should be able to. I don't have a problem with that. But the thing is, here's my point to that. Not to cry about anything with that.

• 43:38Duncan Trussell?

  It's weird.

• 43:40Kurt Metzger?

  Um, who's the point of it? He doesn't, he's not gonna look into a thing that he don't want to look into. So at the time, I happen to know somebody who got beat up by people in Antifa.

• 43:53Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 43:53Kurt Metzger?

  Um, for, who was on their side.

• 43:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 43:56Kurt Metzger?

  And he had a camera or something, you know, like.

• 43:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Kurt Metzger?

  So I was like, nah, back then, I was like, nah, it's like some kind of, you know, now, of course, we know it's a government thing, and that's why it's violent. That's why they're attracting morons to be in it.

• 44:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 44:09Kurt Metzger?

  You know, it's just like every, every other fucking group.

• 44:12Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 44:12Kurt Metzger?

  That's angry and they're gonna be like, we gotta punch, remember the thing of punching Nazis?

• 44:16Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 44:17Kurt Metzger?

  If Nazis are a problem like that, do you think punching them is gonna be the solution?

• 44:21Duncan Trussell?

  In our house, we punch Nazis.

• 44:24Kurt Metzger?

  Do you?

• 44:24Duncan Trussell?

  Well, no, I mean, that's a sign I saw.

• 44:26Kurt Metzger?

  In our house, we, and we define Nazis as anyone that tells me to get a job or lose weight.

• 44:30Duncan Trussell?

  Right. Yeah.

• 44:32Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that's for real.

• 44:33Duncan Trussell?

  So wait, you think in.

• 44:34Kurt Metzger?

  Punching Nazis, oh, what do you think this is, a comic book, you fucking retard? Who pu, who made that?

• 44:39Speaker 03

  Well, if Captain America's telling me, I'm not gonna refuse.

• 44:41Duncan Trussell?

  That's true. You gotta do it as the cat says.

• 44:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, the ethics of taking to the streets to punch Nazis. I mean, you must be so, because some level, you, you know that like punching Nazis, you know, we didn't defeat them in, in World War II by punching them. Everybody gets that, right?

• 44:57Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 44:58Kurt Metzger?

  It was a bloody war.

• 44:59Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 44:59Kurt Metzger?

  So, just the saying that like gleefully is like, you know that one, they're not Nazis.

• 45:05Duncan Trussell?

  That seems to be the biggest problem is that, that, that there's a sort of amorphous definition of Nazi in this case.

• 45:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, a real, real specific thing. And it turns out that all the ones from when this stupid shit came out, the Charlottesville Nazis, they're all gay guys, who are being paid by the Southern Poverty Fucking Law Center.

• 45:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 45:24Kurt Metzger?

  In a strategy of tension.

• 45:25Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 45:26Kurt Metzger?

  So, morons that go, never stop punching Nazis. So Charlottesville, the whole thing didn't have to happen. That girl didn't have to get hit by a car, by, killed by that guy in a car, because he had a gay fit, because none of this had to happen. This happened on purpose.

• 45:42Duncan Trussell?

  I remember this, man.

• 45:43Kurt Metzger?

  No, and this ain't a conspiracy. This is in, this, this is what dumb fuck conservatives will send you, like, you're what the Southern Poverty Law Center was doing? Oh, you mean the thing that they, the people you like have done, and you're gonna tell me that Antifa now are TransTifa?

• 45:59Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 46:00Kurt Metzger?

  And then, so burnt out boomers in their heads that watch CNN are like, what about TransTifa?

• 46:06Duncan Trussell?

  You think Antifa, all of it has been infiltrated or it?

• 46:11Kurt Metzger?

  There's real stupid fucks that are in it, obviously, but it's run always. You know, it's an atom waffen of, of, oh, we're into, or ISIS. This is how you know they're all coming out of the same intel circles or using the same tricks to make them.

• 46:25Duncan Trussell?

  For, I mean, for sure, you'd be insane to think there is an intel.

• 46:28Kurt Metzger?

  The Black Panthers immediately infiltrated. As soon as I got was killed, they were done. Infiltrated.

• 46:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 46:33Kurt Metzger?

  Probably set up by them. So you, you think that the people that study psychology, and they view it as a, what they call mind war, don't forget.

• 46:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 46:41Kurt Metzger?

  Were fifth generational warfare. Okay, the war for the mind of, uh.

• 46:45Duncan Trussell?

  So creepy.

• 46:47Kurt Metzger?

  Jim, what did you say you were? Jamira, Jamira Wigger or something?

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Jamira Crack.

• 46:52Duncan Trussell?

  Jamira Crack.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  But I kind of like Jamira Wigger.

• 46:55Kurt Metzger?

  They're all good, but then that's what considered warfare is, like coming up with the right Jamira Cracker.

• 46:59Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 47:00Kurt Metzger?

  They, so all this shit, and it's always imagery. Why? Because they're gonna, uh, you were saying in a society of spectacle.

• 47:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Kurt Metzger?

  You can't touch it, but it's gonna be images, and then you're gonna see.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Oh, they're kind of doing the thing you were doing on the, with Nathan Fielder in that picture right there.

• 47:14Duncan Trussell?

  Look at that.

• 47:15Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, wow.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  Optimizing the workspace.

• 47:17Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I've been very open about the fact that I've never been in the CIA, so, uh, but I take, I hear what you're saying. Uh, yeah, anyway, Cohen tell pros when they infiltrated. So not only are they gonna infiltrate any group, they're gonna make up groups.

• 47:32Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 47:32Kurt Metzger?

  That's the natural thing you would do.

• 47:34Duncan Trussell?

  Right. This is what they're doing with the Muslims, this is what they do.

• 47:37Kurt Metzger?

  And so for Sasha to be doing this now, now, 2017, I didn't know shit, but we were doing intel operations in terms of the, a prank like that is like doing an intel thing.

• 47:48Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, do you think people like Sasha?

• 47:50Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 47:50Duncan Trussell?

  Are getting, like, active directions from people?

• 47:54Kurt Metzger?

  I think he would patriotically do whatever.

• 47:56Duncan Trussell?

  But you think someone's nudging him? Do you think someone, you think he's getting nudged or told directly, why don't you add this?

• 48:02Kurt Metzger?

  Sometimes, sometimes not, some.

• 48:04Duncan Trussell?

  By who? Who? Who do you, who does he talk to? Is it a phone call? How does that work?

• 48:09Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I imagine for, on behalf of who, like Israel?

• 48:12Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, like, okay.

• 48:13Kurt Metzger?

  They're sent to fucking camps when they're kids in Israel to get really Zionist. You know that, right?

• 48:18Duncan Trussell?

  It's like the way all of a sudden, uh, Kimmel, and then another one started attacking Fuentes, like out of the blue. You know what I mean? It's like, it, it, you get this sent sometimes.

• 48:26Kurt Metzger?

  Kimmel didn't attack Fuentes out of the blue, first of all.

• 48:28Duncan Trussell?

  But you know, you know what I mean? Like, but it all happens at the same time. Like, why are two different talk shows doing that at the same time?

• 48:33Kurt Metzger?

  So back when, so they're always, to keep the dialectic going, they're always hyping up two stupid sides. So Fuentes, and I want to point this out, because I, I'm still blown away that anybody thinks he was good. I've never heard him, I've heard him, uh, uh, say things that were correct before.

• 48:49Duncan Trussell?

  Sure.

• 48:50Kurt Metzger?

  I've never heard him say anything impressive or good. I've only, and most of the shit I hear him say is the worst shit I've ever heard in my life. As his followers say, and then I guess it's supposed to be like, oh, it's a joke, you don't get it, but it sounds immediately like Alistair Crowley child mother shit, is what it sounds like to me.

• 49:05Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean?

• 49:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, you don't get how funny it is.

• 49:07Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, right, right, right, right. Which is, by the way, that's always like, whenever you hear a comic say, I know you're afraid to laugh, oh, that's the worst.

• 49:15Kurt Metzger?

  Who said that to you?

• 49:16Duncan Trussell?

  You've never seen that? Someone on stage bombing, and then they have the.

• 49:19Kurt Metzger?

  I've never heard him say you're afraid to laugh.

• 49:21Duncan Trussell?

  I've, oh dude, I've heard it a few times.

• 49:22Kurt Metzger?

  You know what I, a big believer in scolding them if they didn't laugh enough. I go, that deserved more. And I take a long pause. I didn't have this implemented at the time, but it doesn't go how I want up there. I stop.

• 49:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 49:35Kurt Metzger?

  Everybody, let's just stop here. That joke deserved more. It deserved better.

• 49:39Duncan Trussell?

  Punish the audience.

• 49:39Kurt Metzger?

  And I deserved better.

• 49:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 49:42Kurt Metzger?

  And I, and never be afraid to do that. Never be afraid to stop the entire production.

• 49:46Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 49:47Kurt Metzger?

  To scold the audience for not reacting the way, the exact way you want it.

• 49:51Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, here's a question.

• 49:52Kurt Metzger?

  Anyway, Kim will bring him up because whoever, whoever found this fairy and made him a fucking, I mean, you know, January six things pretty incriminating. So obviously that's the first of breaking him, but he's probably been, had a few handlers of, of, or pimps.

• 50:06Duncan Trussell?

  You really think so?

• 50:08Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I do.

• 50:08Duncan Trussell?

  Didn't they shut his bank accounts off?

• 50:10Kurt Metzger?

  That's a lie.

• 50:11Duncan Trussell?

  That's not true.

• 50:12Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's horse shit. You know how I know? Kino Casino, if you want to, yo, here's how you study up. If you want to, because trying to explain to an adult with this fucking creep is almost impossible. That's why he gets on stuff still. Yo, he sells Epstein merch assholes. You know that, right?

• 50:29Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, I've always been perplexed by the, he can't, he can't bank anymore. Like, how does he get money?

• 50:33Kurt Metzger?

  Well, okay, that's your boomer believing a nonsense story. That was a story that he put out for his dumb fuck followers. Before he made him come to his thing and hold their ID up and take pictures with him so that the feds could, could mark them down.

• 50:46Duncan Trussell?

  He made them hold their ID up?

• 50:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 50:49Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 50:49Kurt Metzger?

  Did, yo, I sent it to Aaron to watch. You guys didn't watch it?

• 50:52Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't watch it.

• 50:53Kurt Metzger?

  I don't think Aaron watched it.

• 50:54Duncan Trussell?

  We didn't watch it.

• 50:55Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, she told me she watched it.

• 50:57Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 50:57Kurt Metzger?

  And that is not-

• 50:58Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know. She probably watched it. I didn't watch it.

• 51:00Kurt Metzger?

  And there's no way to watch it and not see what he's about.

• 51:02Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck would do that?

• 51:04Kurt Metzger?

  And not-

• 51:05Duncan Trussell?

  Not see, that's how you work in your agenda.

• 51:07Kurt Metzger?

  Thank you, Jamira Crack.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  Credit where credits do, that was some high quality merch though.

• 51:12Duncan Trussell?

  Public record or-

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Those look like good threading on the-

• 51:14Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, you know what? Go to Mikey, M I K E Y N O H. More. And there's a great documentary, I tell you, well, I had Jimmy, so he was supposed to go on Jimmy Dore. And I wanted to dress up like Cat Delf because I think he needs, he's, he likes these cat boys, but he needs a cat man.

• 51:35Kurt Metzger?

  I was just gonna fuck, but uh, anyway, I had Jimmy watch that documentary and he was like, I just need to like study up more because I didn't know enough. Well, not this. I said, go on the, why are you going on this?

• 51:46Kurt Metzger?

  Who's this for?

• 51:47Duncan Trussell?

  Well, who's he with?

• 51:49Kurt Metzger?

  Go back to the Mikey no more thing.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  A couple of alphas right there.

• 51:52Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 51:53Kurt Metzger?

  Stay on one. Mikey no more, Nick Fuentes. There you go. Now, keep going. There's a, he's got, um, go to videos and he's got bios. His Lore Loomer one's great. Uh, let's see. These are live streams, right?

• 52:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, they take it down?

• 52:15Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I believe you, man. We don't have to show proof. It's just crazy.

• 52:18Kurt Metzger?

  No, I was gonna tell people to look at it, but I bet it got taken down.

• 52:23Kurt Metzger?

  Ah, shit. Mikey no more Nick Fuentes.

• 52:28Kurt Metzger?

  Do you remember Jim Goad? No. Oh, really?

• 52:34Duncan Trussell?

  Jamara Crack. Let me ask Jamara, let's ask our guest some questions. You've started doing-

• 52:39Kurt Metzger?

  Find that documentary.

• 52:40Duncan Trussell?

  You've started doing live shows. What's that like? It seems to me like there would be nothing more terrifying than doing live rapping.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Well, actually I think it's a lot less terrifying than I figured just stand up would be because at least when I go out there, I've got my-

• 52:58Kurt Metzger?

  Do you do stand up?

• 52:59Speaker 03

  Music and, well, I do a thing where I, I do my songs, but I kind of do shit before and in between to like set up the jokes and explain, and make jokes in between the songs. So it's really a-

• 53:09Kurt Metzger?

  I hope so.

• 53:10Speaker 03

  A weird, unique kind of fucking show that I'm still figuring out. But if I'm up there and my music's playing and I know all the words.

• 53:16Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  I'm still scared because I'm naturally like introverted and it's weird and I don't perform much, but that's much better than just throwing the spotlight on me and me being like, so Tinder's weird.

• 53:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Well, how many live shows have you done so far?

• 53:30Speaker 03

  Um, including Skank Fest, probably fifteen to twenty.

• 53:37Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, so that's, so you're, you're learning, like you're right now, you're learning.

• 53:41Kurt Metzger?

  You gotta put documentary, dude.

• 53:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that seems terr- that be, to me-

• 53:46Kurt Metzger?

  That's a live show.

• 53:46Duncan Trussell?

  That just seems so scary. Rapping is so fucking hard. Like it's so hard. I don't know how you guys do it. It seems impossible. Can you spit rhymes, Metzger?

• 53:56Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I can write them.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  We know that from the songs.

• 54:00Duncan Trussell?

  Here, let me give you-

• 54:01Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I write the song.

• 54:02Duncan Trussell?

  Let me give you a beat.

• 54:03Kurt Metzger?

  But, what? No, I don't, I don't freestyle like that, no. Unless, unless the Holy Spirit takes a hold of me, but I haven't, I haven't yet. Many, uh, many of an episode I busted out in a song.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  You gotta start with a good hook. Be like, oh, you don't know? You don't know?

• 54:19Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know, I don't know why that's a hook, but um, I think that's the fault of everyone but me. Let's see. Oh, there you go, right there. The man who failed to save the West. So this, first of all, I don't know what his movement is.

• 54:31Duncan Trussell?

  What is this?

• 54:32Speaker 03

  John Cena like this.

• 54:33Kurt Metzger?

  You, well, if sound would probably help us know what it is.

• 54:36Duncan Trussell?

  Well, what is-

• 54:36Speaker 03

  To say to me.

• 54:38Kurt Metzger?

  Mikey no more makes the best documentaries on these fucking freaks. They're fucking great. And he explains this real well. All the things I'm talking about, he covers them real well.

• 54:49Duncan Trussell?

  Well, it's only two hours.

• 54:50Kurt Metzger?

  Of these morons.

• 54:51Duncan Trussell?

  Let's watch it.

• 54:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, let's just watch the whole thing. There's a collection of people that, that think he's good because they're stupid. I don't, or they're gay. And they not in the closet for some fucking reason.

• 55:03Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, can you guys scroll through the two hours of this and find the four second clip?

• 55:09Speaker 03

  I think he's set up a thing where people who don't know him or what he's about, he's very clippable and he's got teams of clippers that just put clips out there.

• 55:18Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, what? This is a candid look. Um, there's a dude named Jaden who used to make videos with him and I, uh, Jaden McNeil.

• 55:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 55:27Kurt Metzger?

  And his channel's great if you want a quick, because he's a disgruntled ex-member, which is the best way to get information about a group like that from their disgruntled ex-members.

• 55:35Duncan Trussell?

  Ex-member of what?

• 55:36Kurt Metzger?

  Of, uh, gropers.

• 55:37Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, he was a groiper?

• 55:39Kurt Metzger?

  Right. Now, Southern Poverty Law Center has a fu- hilarious. Okay. So anyway, if you go on Jaden's channel, dude, he'll, he's always cataloging the non-stop.

• 55:48Duncan Trussell?

  What is this Southern Poverty Law Center have to say about him?

• 55:51Kurt Metzger?

  That he's a, a bad problem? But Nick, uh, went over the couch with a blue light looking for cum.

• 55:57Duncan Trussell?

  Were you on the Southern Poverty Law Center yet?

• 56:00Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 56:01Duncan Trussell?

  Are you on their website?

• 56:02Kurt Metzger?

  No, they're, they're, they're done. They're, they're over.

• 56:04Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, it's over?

• 56:05Kurt Metzger?

  I told you that they were paying for Charlottesville. It came out in the news. It's mainstream and well-known news.

• 56:09Duncan Trussell?

  And then they shut them down.

• 56:10Kurt Metzger?

  Then the more, uh, I think it's Morris D's and the other moron they fucking got in, uh,

• 56:16Kurt Metzger?

  Black women said they were like harassing them and they couldn't get promoted at the Southern Poverty Law, remember that? No.

• 56:22Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't follow it.

• 56:24Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, well, I'll, the ADL, they're like an ADL of bullshit.

• 56:27Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, I got you.

• 56:29Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it was, uh, white and black versus, uh, you know. Look at this. Click that. Jaden McNeil and X.

• 56:37Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, press play. Homosexual Nick Fuentes arguing with his audience about which groiper general is hot.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  Or else like where's Beardsen and Jimbo?

• 56:45Speaker 06

  Uh, wait, I thought you said hot. I thought you said hot. I, wait, wait, I, I thought you said hot and tall. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, do you say hot, tall and skinny? I don't even know if he got skinny. Whoa, wait, wait, wait. Did you say hot? I don't, uh, who are you talking about there? I think there might be some confusion. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh, yeah, you might want to, did you just say the word hot? Don't ever use that word.

• 57:12Kurt Metzger?

  If I just look at his hands, he's gay. Is it true or false?

• 57:16Duncan Trussell?

  I, I'm gonna be honest, man. I'm not saying this to appeal to the groipers. I've heard he's gay.

• 57:22Kurt Metzger?

  They're mad at you.

• 57:22Duncan Trussell?

  You say he's gay. I have never, I don't, I, do you think he's gay? I don't think he's gay.

• 57:30Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yo, put Nick Fuentes sus moments montage for hot dog here.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  I hear what you're saying about Fuentes, but-

• 57:37Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, but his inner circle is called the sussy squad. I don't know if that's-

• 57:40Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know that.

• 57:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I know. I know, clearly. Because the thing you said was nuts.

• 57:44Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know that.

• 57:45Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, no, no, not revealing his power level. What the fuck is this? Okay, what, what do you, why'd you put on stage? Oh, montage. Okay. Uh, Nick Fuentes gay moments.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  Have you ever stopped?

• 58:02Kurt Metzger?

  To have them not pop up like that means there's somebody funding him scrubbing it.

• 58:08Kurt Metzger?

  Motherfucker, he can't.

• 58:11Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there you go. Let's see. Well, it's, it's all gifts.

• 58:16Speaker 06

  Scared of eating box? Marry a man? I don't know. Maybe I will. Maybe I will.

• 58:21Kurt Metzger?

  Well, he might need insurance. That's not conclusive.

• 58:25Duncan Trussell?

  Under discussed Nick Fuentes gay moments?

• 58:27Kurt Metzger?

  There you go. Go to that.

• 58:31Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, him saying Epstein has riz is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. We'll just see what moments-

• 58:35Speaker 03

  What? Is that indirect?

• 58:38Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, ten hours green stream with Catboy Cami.

• 58:40Speaker 06

  What are you talking about?

• 58:41Kurt Metzger?

  He's a cat boy.

• 58:43Speaker 06

  Really makes you more heterosexual because honestly, dating women is gay.

• 58:49Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, okay. Hot dog man was wrong.

• 58:52Speaker 06

  There's a serious question. If Patrick did the bust in TikTok, would it jiggle? Oh, you know it jiggle. Small waste, pretty face with a big bank. That's what they say on TikTok. I'll come over there and slap your dumper.

• 59:11Duncan Trussell?

  Alright, you don't have to keep

• 59:13Speaker 03

  See, I don't think anything that he's actually saying is gay.

• 59:17Kurt Metzger?

  Well, also Destiny sucked his dick and it was on tape.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  Well, that's the thing.

• 59:20Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 59:20Speaker 03

  The thing that's more damning is like-

• 59:22Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I don't know if that's the thing.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  It's the, it's more like the mannerisms and the way he talks.

• 59:26Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Cause like the shit he's saying, you have comedy plausible deniability.

• 59:29Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I know Erin don't wanna say he's bad, but you tell her I showed you the truth.

• 59:32Duncan Trussell?

  Hold on, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He doesn't even have his interrupting stick, he's interrupting you.

• 59:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my goodness.

• 59:38Duncan Trussell?

  Ah.

• 59:38Kurt Metzger?

  I apologize. You tell Erin.

• 59:40Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, wait, wait. Is that real? That there's, Destiny blew him?

• 59:44Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, and I know it's true, and I'm gonna tell you why.

• 59:46Duncan Trussell?

  Is there pictures?

• 59:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, yeah. And, but people have really examined them, like, that doesn't look, you don't see Nick's face in it, but-

• 59:55Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, then that could be anybody.

• 59:57Kurt Metzger?

  Nah, he was visiting that guy. Also, he's a huge homo.

• 59:59Duncan Trussell?

  You can't just say-

• 59:59Kurt Metzger?

  Here we go. Destiny responds to leaked video. Yo, people go, Nick's not gay, and Destiny was like, oh, there it is, right there. That's the screenshot of it. Now, I've never watched-

• 1:00:08Duncan Trussell?

  Well, how do you get Nick Fuentes out of that?

• 1:00:11Kurt Metzger?

  Because he was over his house visiting-

• 1:00:13Duncan Trussell?

  Is there like a certain look you get when you're blowing Nick Fuentes? You can't say that's fucking Nick Fuentes.

• 1:00:19Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, put in Cool Hand James.

• 1:00:22Duncan Trussell?

  I love that you have these obscure fuck, what the fuck is, Cool Hand James?

• 1:00:27Kurt Metzger?

  Destiny blows Nick Fuentes.

• 1:00:29Duncan Trussell?

  Seven hour video. Cool Hand James.

• 1:00:32Kurt Metzger?

  No, Destiny, okay, Nick Fuentes. And, and here. Nah, Cool Hand James is great. I wish he still made videos. Guy's fucking awesome.

• 1:00:41Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, yeah, look in there. But where's Cool Hand James on here? I don't see it. I don't see the Cool Hand James part.

• 1:00:47Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, look, look. There, go to web. They have the actual, let's look at the video.

• 1:00:53Kurt Metzger?

  We'll take a quick-

• 1:00:53Duncan Trussell?

  I wanna see the actual video.

• 1:00:55Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, did that say it up there? Go up, go up, go up. Was that it?

• 1:00:58Duncan Trussell?

  This is just some, um, this is like the Macron woman thing. This is bullshit.

• 1:01:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's true too. You think she doesn't have a dick.

• 1:01:05Duncan Trussell?

  I'm saying, I don't know.

• 1:01:07Kurt Metzger?

  Dude.

• 1:01:07Duncan Trussell?

  But this is, this is in the realm of, I don't know.

• 1:01:10Kurt Metzger?

  It's like you just realized that your phone's spying on you.

• 1:01:13Duncan Trussell?

  You made me change my opinion about Fuentes where he lands on the Kenzie scale. But I don't think from that picture you showed me of Destiny blowing somebody, we can extrapolate Nick Fuentes.

• 1:01:23Kurt Metzger?

  So, Michael Brooks is a dead reporter.

• 1:01:25Duncan Trussell?

  Somebody call Neil deGrasse Tyson.

• 1:01:28Kurt Metzger?

  For what?

• 1:01:29Duncan Trussell?

  To ask him to, like, to give, he's rational, and we'll show him this video and he'll break it down for us.

• 1:01:35Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I, you know, honestly, I think that Neil deGrasse Tyson is not that rational, and I think it's, he's broken down quite a bit.

• 1:01:42Duncan Trussell?

  Can you guys pull up, just find the video of-

• 1:01:44Kurt Metzger?

  He's a husk of a man.

• 1:01:45Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, I really, I really wanna-

• 1:01:46Kurt Metzger?

  Straight out of the clipo.

• 1:01:47Duncan Trussell?

  I wanna watch Destiny blowing somebody. Put that on my 20 minutes of gay, of gay wiener.

• 1:01:56Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, I don't mean to get stuck on this, but I really wanna watch Destiny blow somebody.

• 1:02:02Kurt Metzger?

  Here, I'm gonna find it and put it up for you. I'll get it for you right now.

• 1:02:07Speaker 03

  To play devil's advocate, what if Nick, what if Nick Fuentes is just fucking based?

• 1:02:12Kurt Metzger?

  What does that mean?

• 1:02:12Duncan Trussell?

  It means he's based.

• 1:02:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, what does that mean?

• 1:02:14Duncan Trussell?

  That's what it means.

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  That's, yeah, that's it. There's no definition. We all know what it means inherently.

• 1:02:18Kurt Metzger?

  There's no definition of based. Is this true?

• 1:02:21Duncan Trussell?

  Well, it doesn't matter.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  It's an inherent feeling.

• 1:02:24Duncan Trussell?

  You know, if you can't find Fuentes blowing somebody, just pull up a dude blowing a guy.

• 1:02:31Kurt Metzger?

  Just be, we gotta be guy, some men blowing each other, right?

• 1:02:34Duncan Trussell?

  Do you guys have videos of men blowing each other?

• 1:02:41Duncan Trussell?

  Almost caught. Thanks, guys. Just leave that out.

• 1:02:43Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, here we go.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Close enough. We got where we were trying to go.

• 1:02:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Tanner, I'm just saying like-

• 1:02:49Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, look, any of these could be Nick Fuentes when you can't see their face.

• 1:02:52Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, it's hard to see, he may be a lot bigger, and I gotta get real close to the screen.

• 1:02:56Duncan Trussell?

  Look, any of these could be Nick Fuentes if you're gonna do that. Like, obviously, you see their face, you know that's not Nick Fuentes. The one in the corner, that's not, you know?

• 1:03:02Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, Tanner, I just sent you, it's, it's only three minutes too. Cause I don't have time to have a boner right now.

• 1:03:08Duncan Trussell?

  You go to a glory hole, you pretend it's Nick Fuentes, you know?

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  Twinks.com. Maybe it'll be on there.

• 1:03:12Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, put up that link and I'll, cause I'll put all the proof in there. I don't even want anybody questioning me ever, to be quite honest, but-

• 1:03:17Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just trying to get rational.

• 1:03:19Kurt Metzger?

  I said, I don't know why you question me. You can offend me.

• 1:03:21Duncan Trussell?

  I'm not trying to, I'm not even questioning, I just, like, you can't show me a, a picture of Destiny slobbering a knob and then say that's Nick Fuentes.

• 1:03:28Kurt Metzger?

  Well, okay, uh, did you put it up? Put it up in the limousine.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  And we gotta finish. I got blue balls right now. You guys jerk off on this podcast?

• 1:03:34Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, we do.

• 1:03:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, yeah, we call taking a shit. Oh, the secret's out. Oh.

• 1:03:41Kurt Metzger?

  I guess the secret's out. We've been jerking off.

• 1:03:44Duncan Trussell?

  Now you fucking blew it, dude.

• 1:03:46Kurt Metzger?

  Boy, I knew it was only a matter of time for that leaked.

• 1:03:49Duncan Trussell?

  God damn it.

• 1:03:50Kurt Metzger?

  Ooh. It's like when we discovered that, uh, H3H3, Ethan Klein cheated with Shia LaBeouf dressed as a guy.

• 1:03:56Duncan Trussell?

  What, the day the world wept.

• 1:03:58Kurt Metzger?

  Alright, go ahead.

• 1:04:00Speaker 07

  And grifter nowadays. Maybe your white guy pretending to be black grifter isn't working anymore. So you've had to pivot to pretending to be Muslim now. Maybe views of your videos of you artistically screeching while playing video games are down, and you need to get some attention by being diagnosed with a condition everyone already knew you had. Maybe you're just Tim Poole. But today, we're gonna talk once again about streamer Destiny, because he really is a fountain of lol cowery. So, last video, we discussed Destiny and his well-documented anti-Russia stance, but all that goes out of the window when one of the most high-profile people who were caught taking Russian money, Lauren Southern, agreed to sleep with him.

• 1:04:36Speaker 07

  Fun fact, before you defend Lauren Southern in the comments, she said Destiny, one of the stupidest people in the world, has one of the most incredible minds she's ever known. So, do with that what you will. But Destiny and his hypocrisy doesn't just end with smashing some Russian asset pool. No, no, no. Now, Destiny, in the run-up to Trump winning a glorious landslide in the election, Destiny was really going hard in the paint against conservatives and right-wingers in general. Let's listen to him here as an example.

• 1:05:03Kurt Metzger?

  Conservatives have been disgusting for years, which is why I don't give a fuck about anybody that wants to suck any of his rallies and his shit or whatever the fuck, okay? Because they had no problem making fun of Paul Pelosi. The entire world would be better off if these people were permanently removed from these platforms. Like, there is no downside and only upside to see people like Ken He's got a Kensington mouth. and Tucker Carlson, Tim Poole, never be allowed to publicly broadcast their opinions ever again. It's exclusively bad stuff that happens.

• 1:05:27Speaker 03

  Looks like he's got a marble rolling around his mouth.

• 1:05:29Duncan Trussell?

  It's really hard to believe these people are- Ooh, look at that.

• 1:05:30Kurt Metzger?

  So he said Tim Poole should never be allowed to broadcast again, but not Destiny, he sucked his dick. Uh, watch, watch. This is great.

• 1:05:36Speaker 07

  And their insane rhetoric didn't win the election for Kamala, isn't it? I just don't understand what happened. Surely, the average person on the street hears stuff like how people need to be removed from the world permanently because their opinions are a bit different, and immediately think Destiny and his gang, of course, the good guys, great meth jar as well there, champ. But anyway, obviously, Destiny hates right-wingers, and listening to that kind of speech, you would assume he cannot stand to be around them, right?

• 1:06:00Speaker 07

  Well, you'd be wrong, because Destiny is a lot of things, and being a hypocrite is one of them. And he had, in Destiny's world, the most right-wing person on the planet. This is what the left thinks about him. Nick Fuentes, the Mexican white supremacists. They had him round to his house for a stream, and they got along famously, considering how much Destiny wants to exterminate him and anybody else who thinks like him. And a little too famously, because the Discord leaks are coming thick and fast. They started with the Lauren Southern stuff, and Destiny was having a conversation about giving a guy head to this chick, because I guess in leftist land, telling a girl how gay you are makes them want to let you smash.

• 1:06:37Duncan Trussell?

  Pause it there.

• 1:06:37Kurt Metzger?

  Did you get a nice la hooch?

• 1:06:38Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, no, we're gonna act it out. I'll be Destiny, you be Rose. You wanna play Destiny?

• 1:06:45Kurt Metzger?

  I wanted to be Destiny.

• 1:06:46Duncan Trussell?

  You play, okay, you play Rose, you play Destiny. I'll just direct. Action!

• 1:06:51Kurt Metzger?

  Finally found a dude last night. Fuck, I sucked him off in his backseat, was super, super hot and fun.

• 1:07:01Speaker 03

  Nice. Did you get a nice load?

• 1:07:08Kurt Metzger?

  Yes. He get three S's. Yes with three S's. He said he had a hard time coming in cars, so like, I got to build, so I got to build him up for like an hour. Hee hee.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  Will you meet with him again?

• 1:07:25Kurt Metzger?

  I might. He has his hands all over me and it was driving me crazy, damn, and he sucked me off in the end, too.

• 1:07:31Duncan Trussell?

  Cut! That's a first take, dude. That was incredible.

• 1:07:35Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, go ahead. Now, let's just, he's setting up, wow, the evidence of, go ahead.

• 1:07:41Speaker 07

  I don't know. And what do you know what was leaked yesterday? Well, it was a video of Destiny chowing down on some guy's shlong. And guess what? The dates of these leaks line up completely with Nick.

• 1:07:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I wonder.

• 1:08:02Speaker 03

  He has some beautiful, sparkly eyes.

• 1:08:04Duncan Trussell?

  He's beautiful. He's a little elf.

• 1:08:07Kurt Metzger?

  A little twinkie dinky. He's got a little bit of a, uh, what's her name? Uh, Grimesy, uh, uh, thing to him.

• 1:08:13Duncan Trussell?

  Don't bring Grimes into this.

• 1:08:14Kurt Metzger?

  He looks like Buster, uh, he looks like our puppet Buster is what he fucking looks like.

• 1:08:18Duncan Trussell?

  Right behind you there. I'm a Grover!

• 1:08:21Kurt Metzger?

  And Buster, yeah, look at Buster there, bro. Although, okay, go ahead.

• 1:08:25Speaker 07

  Fuentes be around at Destiny's house. I mean, after all the catboy stuff years ago, we all knew he was gay, but now it's confirmed. But my gosh, this is bad. All of these videos, there's other videos of him banging some other chicks as well, but they've all been leaked. This is a crime, and whoever leaked these videos without people's consent could be in a lot of legal trouble. So who could it be? Oh, wow, it was Destiny himself, posting them all in DMs on Discord while he was probably high on meth, trying to smash. Now, never forget, they tried to gaslight people into saying Destiny, of all people, should be the left's Joe Rogan, because the left been missing it.

• 1:09:03Duncan Trussell?

  You listen, man, you still have like that picture is not conclusive evidence like

• 1:09:07Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't say it was. I'm just saying the the him sitting there like that and then or just play but play the rest because the last part is great.

• 1:09:14Speaker 07

  Joe Rogan after the election and that was apparently the only reason why Trump won. Destiny should be the left's Joe Rogan because of his balanced opinions that you've obviously seen today. And his total inability to stop stuffing dicks into his mouth. Yeah, that's real vote winner there. Well, I saw it all now.

• 1:09:31Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so if you put the name Michael Brooks, he's a dead reporter. His name's Michael Brooks. Uh, he died of COVID because he didn't get vaccinated is my guess. No, he got vaccinated.

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  Is there a picture with Destiny with a dick in it though? Because we've only seen the mouth floating around something.

• 1:09:47Kurt Metzger?

  So his book, I'm just trying to find his book. Do you see this? Michael Brooks, political commentator? Um, just get his book titles called the alt-right pipeline or something like alt-right. Just put alt-right in his book.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  His middle name is Jamal? That's crazy.

• 1:10:04Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's right. He was on uh, CMC's show. So uh, okay, wait, wait, wait. Where's his book?

• 1:10:12Kurt Metzger?

  No, that's not it. That's not it. Against the web. Jesus Christ.

• 1:10:18Speaker 03

  Did we ever get Cool Hand James?

• 1:10:20Kurt Metzger?

  That was what I was showing him just now.

• 1:10:21Duncan Trussell?

  That was Cool Hand James.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 1:10:23Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, he has a thing about bad guys of the web. This is to

• 1:10:30Kurt Metzger?

  put all his books, just so I could get the title of the book. So when this he was making this book, that got leaked to him when he was making his book. I found this out from somebody who works on the show because I brought this up to him at the time when the news broke because I thought it was hilarious.

• 1:10:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:44Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I guess, oh, yeah, I I knew about that. I go, why? He goes, because Michael Brooks had his.

• 1:10:50Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 1:10:52Kurt Metzger?

  Michael Brooks had the tape leak to him, but he's because he's dumb shit lip. He's like, well, I don't think his sexuality is important. You know, if you're fucking left at all, you gotta say that for some reason, even though, yeah, no, I think it is because it means you're a fucking liar because you're saying it's bad to be that and you're doing it. So no, it is important. And if you think he's Hitler.

• 1:11:12Duncan Trussell?

  Destiny said it's bad to blow dudes.

• 1:11:15Kurt Metzger?

  He's trad trad Cath. Have you heard of that?

• 1:11:18Duncan Trussell?

  I thought Fuentes is Destiny, right?

• 1:11:20Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, Destiny says great to blow dudes. But Nick Fuentes, I'm talking about.

• 1:11:24Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, so you're but.

• 1:11:25Kurt Metzger?

  Michael Brooks wrote a thing about all these alt-right bad guys.

• 1:11:28Duncan Trussell?

  We still don't know that was Nick Fuentes. He was sucking on.

• 1:11:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, what I'm saying is it's it's been known by a lot of people for quite some time that that's him.

• 1:11:37Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:11:38Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so as soon as the Michael Brooks thing, if you if it, I don't know if it's even.

• 1:11:44Kurt Metzger?

  You really can't find the list of his books or is that is that is it?

• 1:11:49Kurt Metzger?

  Like, like, I just need the name of his book. There you go. Let click on it. Let's let's see his book.

• 1:11:56Kurt Metzger?

  Now try clicking on it.

• 1:11:59Duncan Trussell?

  All right.

• 1:12:00Kurt Metzger?

  Great word.

• 1:12:02Kurt Metzger?

  Is this his?

• 1:12:03Duncan Trussell?

  Snoring. That's what I'm doing right now.

• 1:12:06Kurt Metzger?

  I know. We'll take a nitrous break.

• 1:12:07Duncan Trussell?

  Fucking snoring.

• 1:12:09Speaker 03

  It's out of stock.

• 1:12:09Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I don't. Look, you say you need proof and I'm trying to get it for you. You're bored. You say you need absolute woman grade proof.

• 1:12:17Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, to say something, I don't think their sexuality has anything to do with their politics.

• 1:12:21Kurt Metzger?

  And I stand with Ethan Klein. How about that?

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  I kind of do too. That thing one thing two picture is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Have you seen that? The Halloween picture with him, the wife and the mistress?

• 1:12:33Kurt Metzger?

  I think it's the hottest his side piece looks. Oh, yeah. Thing two, because as a regular chick, she looks like Shia LaBeouf.

• 1:12:40Speaker 03

  One hundred percent.

• 1:12:42Kurt Metzger?

  Long hair Shia LaBeouf, which which uh, Michael Brooks, the art, that's not the right Michael. Holy fucking god.

• 1:12:48Duncan Trussell?

  God, this is terrible.

• 1:12:50Kurt Metzger?

  Great job.

• 1:12:50Duncan Trussell?

  This is a nightmare.

• 1:12:51Kurt Metzger?

  I'm just trying to explain to a hot dog what the fuck I'm talking about because you need details.

• 1:12:57Duncan Trussell?

  Well, can you guys? I don't need details. I believe it's fine. Whatever it could be. It's Schrodinger's dick at this point, but who cares?

• 1:13:03Kurt Metzger?

  I just need the name.

• 1:13:04Duncan Trussell?

  I do think you've made your case for Nick Fuentes landing on the gay part of the Kinsey scale. I don't think whether.

• 1:13:10Kurt Metzger?

  What do you know about Kinsey, by the way? Did you ever see the movie with uh, Liam Neeson as Kinsey?

• 1:13:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's fucking weird, man.

• 1:13:15Kurt Metzger?

  What's so weird about it?

• 1:13:16Duncan Trussell?

  Well, the weird thing is at one point we all accepted that and now it's like the stuff that's coming out about Kinsey is like, it's a little creepy is all.

• 1:13:25Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I guess it was against the web. So he wrote a book on alt-right people.

• 1:13:29Duncan Trussell?

  This is crazy. Look at that picture. Look at those eyes. She knows the truth.

• 1:13:33Kurt Metzger?

  Can we get a nice picture of Shia LaBeouf as Doug Henning next to her?

• 1:13:36Duncan Trussell?

  Is that a real picture or is that AI?

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  No, that's AI.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  Destiny mean there.

• 1:13:39Kurt Metzger?

  Because that's when Destiny and uh, his his, but I feel bad for the Swedish chick now because Destiny is that sucking dicks. So that's why she's fucking some guy in a dress.

• 1:13:48Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, who's the sweet? What?

• 1:13:50Kurt Metzger?

  That guy Destiny was married to this Swedish boy.

• 1:13:52Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I see. I'm sorry. I got confused because you got the Klein picture up.

• 1:13:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that girl is like, I don't know, dude. I think uh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

• 1:14:01Duncan Trussell?

  You know, I just think it's weird when dudes cheat at that close a radius. You know what I mean? It's like when people.

• 1:14:07Kurt Metzger?

  Isn't that how it would happen normally?

• 1:14:08Duncan Trussell?

  It's when people fuck their nannies and stuff.

• 1:14:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, dude, do you know they used to say, okay, I'd be in writing and it's a certain socioeconomic status that gets all in these jobs generally? And I just remember chicks all like, yeah, you don't get a nanny that's hot. Everybody knows you don't get a hot nanny. And I'm like, and I go, why don't you just like raise your own kid? And boy, they got weird when I said that.

• 1:14:27Duncan Trussell?

  It's just weird. What's weird is.

• 1:14:29Kurt Metzger?

  Why don't you just raise your kid like a not rich person?

• 1:14:31Duncan Trussell?

  It's weird when it's weird when you like what what's weird to me about Ethan Klein banging someone on the staff is it's implicitly self-destructive. Like, you're gonna get caught. There's no way you're not getting caught. That means you want to get caught. That means you're sick of your job. You wanted all the internet.

• 1:14:48Kurt Metzger?

  Well, as I understand it now, and here's why I recommend Kino Casino to all, because they really find some great shit. Uh, the I think everybody knew but wasn't was keeping it quiet. And there's some heavy set broad that came in like a new hire. And she had like an HR background and uh, she came in like from a family of podcasts. Like if we came in and Mystery Boys doing it here and like got involved in Tom and Christina's relationship deeply to like move up in their podcast company, somebody did that at their thing. I know it's really repulsive, isn't it? And the chick thinks she's gonna like replace Ethan or something.

• 1:15:24Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean? So like they got some HR person to come in?

• 1:15:27Kurt Metzger?

  Well, she was just wo- working on the radio station. And then when she came in, it's like, you know, everybody's in denial of an obvious thing that there's this affair going on. Because as I understand it now.

• 1:15:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:36Kurt Metzger?

  And uh, and so but their livings depend on it being cool. Okay, so they're not going to say nothing. But this girl was ambitious and wanted to move up. So she's like, I can blow it up.

• 1:15:45Duncan Trussell?

  She's like, I'm gonna wreck the whole company.

• 1:15:47Kurt Metzger?

  No, well, no, she thinks she's gonna like take it over. So she has been posting about how she gave Gila the evidence.

• 1:15:55Duncan Trussell?

  Oh.

• 1:15:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, it's it's like, yeah. I mean, look, you you're fucked for making everybody be in a situation where they gotta pretend that they're not cheating.

• 1:16:03Duncan Trussell?

  That is evil. That's that's evil.

• 1:16:06Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, but like that's a but it's extra something to be like, I'm gonna capitalize on this like a vulture and, you know.

• 1:16:14Duncan Trussell?

  Did you ever watch the podcast? Because I never, I've never seen any, I've seen clips of that podcast, but I've never watched.

• 1:16:21Kurt Metzger?

  I don't understand the pair. It's a parasocial podcast completely now, right? Like, there's nothing else. It's like a mukbang, but of being married with a family and having a successful podcast.

• 1:16:33Duncan Trussell?

  A what?

• 1:16:34Kurt Metzger?

  A mukbang, you know, where you sit, where they eat and you sit with, it's from Korea, the land of future loneliness for America, where you sit and you you don't have family because you work all day for like fucking Samsung. That's your Kim Jong-un, your Samsung.

• 1:16:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:48Kurt Metzger?

  And you sit there and you're like, oh, I want to eat with someone. So they would watch people eat. It's like a YouTube of just someone eating.

• 1:16:54Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:16:54Kurt Metzger?

  You've never heard of this.

• 1:16:56Duncan Trussell?

  No. Can we pull that up? Mukbang on YouTube?

• 1:17:00Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know if I should pitch. Okay, so now it became gluttony, but it just means eating.

• 1:17:05Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull that up on YouTube? Oh, my god.

• 1:17:08Kurt Metzger?

  We don't want to see the best of it because it sucks. Origins, put Mukbang origins. So this stems out of, no, not see, what?

• 1:17:18Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you guys fucking prod the bear?

• 1:17:20Kurt Metzger?

  That's like a lesbian prompt.

• 1:17:21Duncan Trussell?

  They're prod the bear at this point. They and then they do sabotage.

• 1:17:24Kurt Metzger?

  What's Mukbang and why is it popular? That's oh, there, you know, oh, NBC Left Field. I wonder if that'll. Let's see. Let's see what NBC Left Field says. It's only a minute and forty-five seconds.

• 1:17:35Kurt Metzger?

  My pointer has been uh.

• 1:17:41Speaker 00

  In the past year, here's what we've been looking up.

• 1:17:43Duncan Trussell?

  I want to see an actual Mukbang video. I don't want to see this.

• 1:17:46Kurt Metzger?

  No, wait, I want to know the origin of it, don't you?

• 1:17:48Duncan Trussell?

  No, I want to see fucking Korean people eating. Just pull up the thing, not this fucking secondary interpretation of a fucking thing, which is part of the matrix, is part of the apocalypse, is a constant iteration of the thing. I want to see a Mukbang.

• 1:18:02Kurt Metzger?

  Boy, it's always some porn or or eating.

• 1:18:06Kurt Metzger?

  Let's watch a channel of people doing nitrous. Oh, wait, that's us.

• 1:18:11Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, I don't know what this Mukbang. So this is.

• 1:18:13Kurt Metzger?

  You don't watch this, this bitchy crab legs.

• 1:18:15Duncan Trussell?

  So you're lonely. You've been working at Samsung all day. You pull up this video and you eat while this lady devours some kind of horrible. Which what is that? A lobster?

• 1:18:26Speaker 03

  This is just a POV red lobster simulator.

• 1:18:28Kurt Metzger?

  We don't need to watch a Mukbang.

• 1:18:29Duncan Trussell?

  Horrible. What she fucking flashed.

• 1:18:31Kurt Metzger?

  That's isn't though. Go put Nikocado avocado.

• 1:18:33Duncan Trussell?

  Don't take this off. This is incredible.

• 1:18:36Kurt Metzger?

  It looks like AI to me.

• 1:18:37Duncan Trussell?

  Who cares? This is fucked up.

• 1:18:40Kurt Metzger?

  You're watching Grandpa discovers.

• 1:18:42Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, this is, this is worse than Mr. Hands. This is worse than the dude getting fucked to death by a horse. This is the sign of the apocalypse right here. This is why they're saying store up food.

• 1:18:52Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 1:18:54Duncan Trussell?

  This is horrible.

• 1:18:55Kurt Metzger?

  You know how old of a thing this is at this point?

• 1:18:57Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:18:58Kurt Metzger?

  Very. So it's been over for a while, so don't worry about it.

• 1:19:00Duncan Trussell?

  So people are this alienated in society now. They're watching people eat.

• 1:19:05Kurt Metzger?

  In America, well, that's why I wanted to put the other video on.

• 1:19:06Duncan Trussell?

  What's that bowl of sausage she's dipping that in?

• 1:19:09Kurt Metzger?

  Who cares? I want, here's why I wanted to put that video on, because no, in Korea, they were lonely. In America, it became something where it's you watch someone be a glutton and you judge them or worry about them parasocially.

• 1:19:21Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:19:22Kurt Metzger?

  But it's all parasocial at the end of the day. I don't have family. Again, society spectacle is seeing and not touching and not.

• 1:19:28Duncan Trussell?

  I'm shook. Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 1:19:31Kurt Metzger?

  You brought that to me last night, right?

• 1:19:32Duncan Trussell?

  I did. Yeah, I'm listening to it right now.

• 1:19:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, because that's a really interesting point, dude.

• 1:19:38Duncan Trussell?

  Have you ever heard of society the spectacle?

• 1:19:40Kurt Metzger?

  So this motherfucker used to eat all this shit and then cry.

• 1:19:44Duncan Trussell?

  Can we watch him eat?

• 1:19:45Speaker 03

  Nick Swartson looks terrible.

• 1:19:46Kurt Metzger?

  What's just clips him eating and crying? He's skinny again now. He stopped doing this. Avocado montage or or a comp, you know, compilation.

• 1:19:55Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck, Chris?

• 1:19:56Kurt Metzger?

  In videos, yeah, go to videos.

• 1:19:58Duncan Trussell?

  How do you know about this stuff?

• 1:19:59Kurt Metzger?

  Do you guys have heard of this, right?

• 1:20:01Duncan Trussell?

  I've never heard of it. What the fuck, you guys?

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  This guy was on Tosh.0.

• 1:20:08Kurt Metzger?

  Hit that. We don't have to watch the whole thing.

• 1:20:09Speaker 04

  Which are supposed to be gourmet because they cost fifteen.

• 1:20:13Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm hungry.

• 1:20:15Speaker 04

  Dollars?

• 1:20:16Kurt Metzger?

  And then he cries.

• 1:20:20Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know how big this was for many years? And look how clipable it is.

• 1:20:27Kurt Metzger?

  Oh. See how it was? It wasn't just like you're sitting eating at a lunch table now.

• 1:20:39Kurt Metzger?

  I'm getting fat, I don't know why.

• 1:20:47Duncan Trussell?

  It splattered.

• 1:20:50Kurt Metzger?

  Would people want to see? Yeah, he ended up in an auction match for this.

• 1:20:53Duncan Trussell?

  Precious calories. Please.

• 1:20:58Duncan Trussell?

  Ah. Who's that? Who's slapping him?

• 1:21:03Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, his husband or I don't give a shit. Um.

• 1:21:07Kurt Metzger?

  Anyway, he's skinny now and a lot of it, he's like, I'm not pranking you. And I don't really get the prank, but. Uh, do you see how it's different from the Korean version already? But it mutated when it got here.

• 1:21:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:18Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so it's important that you learn this because I want to pitch you my idea, which I've been sitting on for a while.

• 1:21:23Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:21:24Kurt Metzger?

  It's called Bang Muck.

• 1:21:27Duncan Trussell?

  What's that?

• 1:21:30Duncan Trussell?

  I don't feel good now, man.

• 1:21:32Kurt Metzger?

  I like the way he goes, what's that?

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  Should I have another cigarette?

• 1:21:34Kurt Metzger?

  It's where, it's where you watch us take a shit after a mukbang. It's called a bang muck. You just watch us cry in a toilet like that guy.

• 1:21:42Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, that's so dark, man. Why'd you show me that?

• 1:21:45Kurt Metzger?

  But what about this bang muck idea?

• 1:21:46Duncan Trussell?

  I don't like it either.

• 1:21:47Speaker 03

  Wait, what is this? Run this by me again?

• 1:21:49Kurt Metzger?

  So mukbang is you watch him eat all that, but who then you could watch him cry and shit it out? Called a bang muck.

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 1:21:57Kurt Metzger?

  No, not to help me poop.

• 1:21:58Speaker 03

  I can't, I don't know which one's more disgusting.

• 1:22:01Kurt Metzger?

  So you didn't know this has been a thing for many years? The guy's already lost the weight. I mean.

• 1:22:04Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, this is at least the third time you've shown me something that I'm gonna like feel bad about for a week.

• 1:22:11Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I'm surprised you hadn't heard of it? I'm not trying to say, oh, you didn't know, but I mean, did you not know?

• 1:22:18Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know. I'd never heard of it.

• 1:22:19Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my God. It's like the genocide in Gaza. People didn't know.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  I think you're better off not knowing. I did know about Nico.

• 1:22:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I didn't want to know about that.

• 1:22:28Kurt Metzger?

  What was the part that would you say was the most disturbing?

• 1:22:31Duncan Trussell?

  For me?

• 1:22:32Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:33Duncan Trussell?

  The part with the man cry, the, the man crying and getting slapped? I, I, I find that to be kind of like, you know, blasphemous and sort of apocalyptic, but to me, it, the, it's far darker to think that we live in an age of such alienation that people to feel some like sense of connection or watching videos of other people eating.

• 1:22:56Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they had to watch, uh, Destiny mukbang, Nick Fuentes, his little pecker in his mouth.

• 1:23:00Duncan Trussell?

  Come on, I don't. Honestly, dude, I don't think you can prove that. I'm not trying to defend Fuentes. You, you, I think you've shown other things.

• 1:23:06Kurt Metzger?

  It's not a crime that your dick sucked. Since when is that a crime?

• 1:23:07Duncan Trussell?

  I think you've shown other things that prove maybe where Nick Fuentes swings. But I don't think that we can establish from the videos shown on, on here. And I don't know why I feel like I need to say that, but.

• 1:23:17Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I don't, no one knows.

• 1:23:18Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think that was Nick Fuentes's.

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  That was a cook bang.

• 1:23:22Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I, people said, I swear to God, I'm not making this up. People can say it's not him because it didn't look like his watch or his wrist or something that.

• 1:23:31Duncan Trussell?

  That's hilarious.

• 1:23:32Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, just looking important, talking about the guy's watches always.

• 1:23:34Duncan Trussell?

  You really think Fuentes would let Destiny film? Himself blowing him? Because I, I think Fuentes is too savvy for that. I don't think he would.

• 1:23:41Kurt Metzger?

  Why do you think he's too savvy?

• 1:23:43Duncan Trussell?

  Because he knows that a video of him getting blown by Destiny.

• 1:23:46Kurt Metzger?

  This isn't twen, this is a while ago.

• 1:23:48Duncan Trussell?

  I know, but he would know that if that showed up, it would ruin everything he's trying to do.

• 1:23:52Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, do you know how many people?

• 1:23:53Duncan Trussell?

  And for Destiny, it's the ultimate way to take him down. I mean, it's like.

• 1:23:58Kurt Metzger?

  Destiny doesn't want to take him down. They're all fake. They're all, they're all phonies. Yo, remember we got a call? Dude, I thought it was the greatest when you, when Heather was here and, um, what's his name called then? And it was the most bizarre. He's like, he's gotta take it down right now. Remember that? And, um, you guys making alarm noises because it was so brutal?

• 1:24:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, so boring, so long.

• 1:24:19Kurt Metzger?

  Well, so that guy, he's funded by, it's called, um, Thought Leaders, something, and it's a, in Israel, in Tel Aviv. It's on his LinkedIn. These people are all being funded as thought leaders.

• 1:24:36Duncan Trussell?

  Ugh.

• 1:24:36Kurt Metzger?

  Have you heard the term thought leader?

• 1:24:37Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:24:38Kurt Metzger?

  I made that one. We are with it, just an O.

• 1:24:40Duncan Trussell?

  I love it.

• 1:24:41Kurt Metzger?

  T H O T. We're thought leaders. That's true. But not Hal.

• 1:24:47Speaker 03

  Brother said something there.

• 1:24:48Duncan Trussell?

  Well, if you had to guess, how many, what, how many comedians? You don't have to name names. And I would love to know your responses.

• 1:24:53Kurt Metzger?

  How many comedians what?

• 1:24:55Duncan Trussell?

  How many comedians do you think are literally getting funded by state?

• 1:24:59Kurt Metzger?

  Influencers.

• 1:25:00Duncan Trussell?

  It, no comedians. How many, do you think there are any comedians that are actually getting checks from? I don't know, cutouts or superstars?

• 1:25:08Kurt Metzger?

  Definitely, definitely cutouts, but keep in mind, the point of doing cutouts and shit is so you don't have to know you're in on it.

• 1:25:14Duncan Trussell?

  But you're getting money from someone who's telling you what to say.

• 1:25:16Kurt Metzger?

  You hate Trump, right? I know you do. Do you want to help make sure he doesn't get reelected? You would do some if you, you're patriotic. Hey, by the way, I'm, I'm in the, uh, D O D too on the download. We happen to know something with Russia and Trump. I mean, I think the guy Moby, the techno singer went to dinner with a CIA guy.

• 1:25:34Duncan Trussell?

  No, he did not. I know Moby got sucked in deep, it seems like, but.

• 1:25:37Kurt Metzger?

  I thought I played this for you at your old pocket, but.

• 1:25:40Duncan Trussell?

  Play it.

• 1:25:40Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, Moby, Moby talks about CIA dinner. Now, listen to this. CIA dinner, yeah, about CIA guy. And yeah, okay, so he went all in on Russiagate.

• 1:25:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 1:25:54Duncan Trussell?

  That's nuts.

• 1:25:56Kurt Metzger?

  There you go. And he talks about, listen at, listen to how he talks.

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  Guys, I'm worried about Moby. I.

• 1:26:04Duncan Trussell?

  These, this is what I'm.

• 1:26:05Kurt Metzger?

  I don't want to watch this dipshit.

• 1:26:07Speaker 03

  Fantano.

• 1:26:07Duncan Trussell?

  This is the cancer of the internet, man. It's just these people talking about shit.

• 1:26:10Kurt Metzger?

  Boy, how would you like to be that guy, Brian Fan, what's his name?

• 1:26:13Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:26:14Speaker 03

  Uh, Anthony Fantano.

• 1:26:15Kurt Metzger?

  I like how he fucks his name up every episode. I like that, that thing. I, I do that a lot.

• 1:26:19Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, this is an hour.

• 1:26:20Kurt Metzger?

  He always has to have that mustache and his, his lip naturally goes into a Hitler mustache. Uh, inside the mind of Moby. There's a thing, there's, okay, there's a quote of him talking about being at dinner with the CIA and them telling him that Russia, P tape, blah, blah, stupid. So this is a, this is a guy, all these artists, they all love the CIA for some reason, don't they? And just because a CIA guy told you, you're gonna believe him and most of them will.

• 1:26:45Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:26:45Kurt Metzger?

  You know that, right?

• 1:26:46Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:26:47Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, um, and so it's very easy to get them in on it. That's why you asked about Sasha in the beginning? You think if Mossad asked him to do something, yo, I showed you Mark Wahlberg.

• 1:26:57Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:26:58Kurt Metzger?

  Do you guys know the Mark Wahlberg thing?

• 1:27:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I'd never seen this. This, this came out in 2018. It was Mark Wahlberg in Vanity Fair. Okay? I might be in our Disney Boys chat, uh, uh, Duncan. Yeah, here it is. I'm gonna send it to Tanner from that.

• 1:27:19Kurt Metzger?

  Um. Yeah, it's Mark Wahlberg doing a lie detector test with Vanity, for Vanity Fair. You know, like a fun lie detector?

• 1:27:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:27Kurt Metzger?

  And they ask him if he's a spy for Mossad.

• 1:27:31Duncan Trussell?

  And he failed it?

• 1:27:33Kurt Metzger?

  It was fucking nuts. Oh, he goes, I have, um, Mossad assets. Yeah, he's, yo, dude, remember I texted you and Joe? You're like, what the fuck is this?

• 1:27:42Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:27:44Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, this is it. Yeah, but we just want the one part. We don't want the whole hour thing. It's, um, I, I have it in here somewheres.

• 1:27:51Duncan Trussell?

  But I gotta tell you one thing, man. Somebody dressed like you, pointing fingers at people being fucked up by the CIA. Look at you.

• 1:28:00Kurt Metzger?

  It's like I'm talking to a hot dog in my head.

• 1:28:01Duncan Trussell?

  If you're not a fucking CIA asset, I don't know who is.

• 1:28:04Kurt Metzger?

  You know, I've wondered like, who is it in the shower that I'm yelling at in my head and it's you dressed like a hot dog?

• 1:28:12Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, CIA man.

• 1:28:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:14Duncan Trussell?

  You, listen, man, our, our, I, I wish we had a lie detector. I could tell with a rain stick. If it goes up, it's a yes. If it goes down, it's a no. This is classic. It's the same shit they do for dowsing.

• 1:28:27Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, keep that in mind for a segment to do in the future. It's always great.

• 1:28:30Duncan Trussell?

  Are you in the CIA?

• 1:28:32Kurt Metzger?

  I have never said I was in the CIA.

• 1:28:36Duncan Trussell?

  You're in the fucking CIA?

• 1:28:38Kurt Metzger?

  I've been very clear.

• 1:28:39Duncan Trussell?

  Did you see it go up?

• 1:28:39Kurt Metzger?

  Can you deny it?

• 1:28:40Duncan Trussell?

  That wasn't me.

• 1:28:40Kurt Metzger?

  I've been very clear from the start that I've never been in the CIA.

• 1:28:43Duncan Trussell?

  Try it, watch it. I bet I'll do it for you. I'll ask him again. Watch, this isn't me. I'm not doing it now. Are you in the CIA?

• 1:28:50Kurt Metzger?

  I have never claimed to be in the CIA. That is a fact. And look it up.

• 1:28:53Duncan Trussell?

  Look at, look, look, look. It went up, it went up.

• 1:28:56Kurt Metzger?

  That's not a lie, though. I have never claimed to be in the CIA. That is not a lie.

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:29:00Kurt Metzger?

  Well, we play this, play this first, play this first. Affiliates Mossad, yes.

• 1:29:03Kurt Metzger?

  Go, go to the beginning. Yeah, this is crazy. Of the Israeli government. I have affiliates Mossad, yes.

• 1:29:12Kurt Metzger?

  Good one, Mark. Have you ever been involved in acts of espionage?

• 1:29:28Kurt Metzger?

  You say Mark Wahlberg might work for his CIA.

• 1:29:32Duncan Trussell?

  Mark Wahlberg.

• 1:29:33Kurt Metzger?

  Wahlberg.

• 1:29:35Duncan Trussell?

  From the look on his face, it's like he thought this would be like a series of cute questions.

• 1:29:39Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 1:29:40Duncan Trussell?

  And they're fucking hammering him with this real shit.

• 1:29:42Kurt Metzger?

  I think she says it after we wa- I think she said, okay, go ahead, play it. I think she.

• 1:29:47Speaker 00

  A lie detector test with Vanity Fair in 2018. I couldn't believe that the first time I saw it because they started out the lie detector test asking him a bunch of silly questions, like, what's your favorite burger? Have you eaten a Dunkin' Donuts? And then one minute to go and they ask him, are you an Israeli agent? And he basically says, yeah.

• 1:30:07Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, 2018, I would've.

• 1:30:09Speaker 00

  He didn't say no, did he? I wish that they would give him another one of these interviews and ask him about Flight 11 on September 11th, 2001. He was supposed to be on Flight 11 that flew into the North Tower of the World Trade Center.

• 1:30:23Kurt Metzger?

  So was Seth MacFarlane.

• 1:30:24Speaker 00

  But apparently he was hungover, so he didn't get on the plane.

• 1:30:26Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So was Lutnik. Seth, oh no, Lutnik was supposed to be in the building, but Seth MacFarlane.

• 1:30:33Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my God, this is crazy.

• 1:30:36Kurt Metzger?

  You never saw this?

• 1:30:38Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:30:38Kurt Metzger?

  I know you didn't. I brought it up. But wait, um, look, back then, 2018, a Vanity Fair thing, uh, with Mark Wahlberg doing a lie detector, I'm already, I wouldn't care, right? And then I would almost view it as just like a funny thing to be like, oh, you work for Mossad because October 7th, dude, Israel has like profoundly, the cuckoos, like imagine the worst right wing cuckoos here, and they haven't fully taken the thing how loser Democrats think, but in Israel, that's exactly what happened. And Israel already was a kind of a flawed premise, not to, not to throw, throw stones, but it, it, uh, it, it's different now.

• 1:31:17Kurt Metzger?

  So that's why these TikToks are being made now. At the time in 2018, I wouldn't have thought of anything of it. Just like I wouldn't have thought anything of all the jokes about Rob Reiner at the Rob Reiner roast back in the day.

• 1:31:29Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:31:30Kurt Metzger?

  Where they sound like they know about something bad and they just keep, because I remember hearing those jokes and going like, wait, oh, is that a thing about him? I've never, or they're just saying that out of nowhere? That's weird. I remember thinking it.

• 1:31:41Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, that, that is, so Vanity Fair kind of knew or something and they knew that.

• 1:31:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I'm not clear on why.

• 1:31:50Duncan Trussell?

  Why would you ask that?

• 1:31:52Kurt Metzger?

  Who did the interview and who wrote it? Because that would tell me a lot.

• 1:31:54Duncan Trussell?

  Whoa, that's so crazy.

• 1:31:56Kurt Metzger?

  It could just be like a smart ass comedy writer, like how, you know, I could see.

• 1:32:01Duncan Trussell?

  That's just so weird. That's kind of obscure.

• 1:32:03Kurt Metzger?

  You'd have to have the base of knowledge in 2018, which I know I didn't have.

• 1:32:07Duncan Trussell?

  It's so weird.

• 1:32:07Kurt Metzger?

  To ask that. Now I would ask shit like that, but I would not know to do it pre-COVID. I wouldn't absolutely not know to ask something like that. Okay, so we, uh, Gloria Steinem, that was a CIA feminist. Right? We had that on a previous, future episode of The Station. Um, Julia Child, worked for the CIA.

• 1:32:26Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:32:27Kurt Metzger?

  Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard.

• 1:32:29Duncan Trussell?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:32:30Kurt Metzger?

  Why does nobody, yo.

• 1:32:32Duncan Trussell?

  No one knows Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard was in the CIA. Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:32:37Kurt Metzger?

  He was so old school. He was in the OSS before the CIA.

• 1:32:41Duncan Trussell?

  It's H O G, not H A W G.

• 1:32:42Kurt Metzger?

  Boss Hogg, really?

• 1:32:46Duncan Trussell?

  This dude was in the CIA.

• 1:32:48Speaker 03

  In real life or in the show?

• 1:32:49Kurt Metzger?

  In real life.

• 1:32:50Duncan Trussell?

  Was a real life intelligence operative.

• 1:32:51Kurt Metzger?

  Are you saying in the show Dukes of Hazzard?

• 1:32:53Duncan Trussell?

  It frequently worked.

• 1:32:54Speaker 03

  Boys, I'm gonna give you each $7,000.

• 1:32:56Duncan Trussell?

  Far from his on-screen persona, book was an Ivy League educated polyglot. Can you pull up just a clip?

• 1:33:02Kurt Metzger?

  He spoke like seven languages.

• 1:33:03Duncan Trussell?

  Let's pull up a clip of Boss Hogg.

• 1:33:05Kurt Metzger?

  That's what a polyglot means.

• 1:33:06Duncan Trussell?

  This is, you are blowing my mind. Pull up a clip of Boss Hogg just talking from Dukes of Hazzard.

• 1:33:11Kurt Metzger?

  Forgotten History, that channel's where I found out about it, from the channel Forgotten History.

• 1:33:14Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck, dude.

• 1:33:15Kurt Metzger?

  Very, a pretty good channel. Like I say, I, I do enjoy it, Forgotten History.

• 1:33:18Duncan Trussell?

  Just pull up him talking.

• 1:33:20Kurt Metzger?

  I know, I played it for Joe one time. I was cracking me up while, no.

• 1:33:32Kurt Metzger?

  Was this boring? Look at that comparison.

• 1:33:34Duncan Trussell?

  No, this is this Trump White House.

• 1:33:37Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, wait a minute. Wait a cotton picking minute. What in the name of all this holy is going on here? Well, golly, Mr. Hogg, it looks like they got themselves a cement mixer aimed directly at your car. Well, I can see that, you knucklehead. Addy, I want you to meet Boss Hogg. Yo, you yourself. Well, here's where the loophole comes in. Yes, the whole time. If the less C. That's you. Does not rip up the contract. Put Claire Danes, Stephen Colbert, CIA.

• 1:34:06Speaker 03

  More like the spooks of hazard. And I mean that in a.

• 1:34:08Duncan Trussell?

  Spooks of hazard.

• 1:34:09Speaker 03

  Federal way, not the.

• 1:34:11Kurt Metzger?

  That is a freestyle, uh, uh, Jamir crack. The guy's a wordsmith.

• 1:34:16Duncan Trussell?

  Spooks of hazard.

• 1:34:17Speaker 03

  I mean that in the federal way, not the derogatory.

• 1:34:21Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I don't think I don't know.

• 1:34:22Speaker 03

  And it's Halloween, so I feel like it's above.

• 1:34:24Kurt Metzger?

  Claire Danes, yeah, show the clip of this. This is amazing. So watch how aware Stephen Colbert is of all this, that you didn't know and I didn't know at that time.

• 1:34:31Speaker 04

  Welcome back to the Late Show, already in progress. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is an Emmy Award winner who returns this week as Carrie Matheson on Homeland.

• 1:34:44Speaker 03

  Found the stash.

• 1:34:47Kurt Metzger?

  There's a show from Israel.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  What did you bring? Nothing. You said no phone, no wallet, nothing but the burner you gave me. Badge? Everything's in the car, which is back at the office. I walked. What about the burner? Did, did you leave it on your desk at work? Did you take off your jacket to go take a?

• 1:35:07Speaker 03

  You have a tail.

• 1:35:10Speaker 03

  Why is he saying the N-word so much? We have to go.

• 1:35:14Kurt Metzger?

  Because he, uh, there's a reason for that. He improvised. Okay. All improvised.

• 1:35:23Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so play, by the way, what is with his fucking ears? I mean, did they pull them out of his?

• 1:35:27Duncan Trussell?

  Bullying.

• 1:35:28Kurt Metzger?

  Go ahead, play, wa- watch this. This is, it's fascinating to watch what happens, but just like pay attention right now while you, while you have the breadth of, the, the breadth of revelation upon you.

• 1:35:42Kurt Metzger?

  That's how I'm gonna come out when I go, next time I do Story Wars, I'm like.

• 1:35:48Kurt Metzger?

  Don't let me forget to do that, though.

• 1:35:50Speaker 03

  Come out dancing like Kate Hudson.

• 1:35:51Speaker 00

  Hello.

• 1:35:52Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, she's lovely.

• 1:35:53Speaker 04

  That's a lovely dress.

• 1:35:55Speaker 00

  Well, thank you very much.

• 1:35:56Speaker 04

  We could also do this, see if I flip some skin. Oh, sure. That's absolutely lovely dress.

• 1:36:00Speaker 00

  Thank you. It feels a little Anne Boleyn and it kind of goes with the Catholic theme here.

• 1:36:04Speaker 04

  Sure, sure, sure. And all the stained glass and everything like that. Anne Boleyn, not a great model.

• 1:36:11Speaker 04

  Just lop the head right off.

• 1:36:12Speaker 00

  But, you know, I guess she was attractive.

• 1:36:15Speaker 04

  Oh, sure.

• 1:36:15Speaker 00

  You know.

• 1:36:16Kurt Metzger?

  Great banter so far.

• 1:36:17Duncan Trussell?

  This is amazing.

• 1:36:18Speaker 04

  To, you know, break off from the Catholic Church.

• 1:36:20Speaker 00

  Well.

• 1:36:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, but let's not, let's not get informational.

• 1:36:23Speaker 00

  Let's, uh, let's deviate from that.

• 1:36:25Speaker 04

  Uh, uh, do you watch the Super Bowl? Did you do that?

• 1:36:28Speaker 00

  I did. I wa- and I actually like watched this year. I didn't just like inhale nachos.

• 1:36:33Kurt Metzger?

  I thought we were gonna get the exact part that I wanted.

• 1:36:35Speaker 00

  Did you do that too?

• 1:36:36Duncan Trussell?

  It's the worst thing. What is it?

• 1:36:37Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't know that Tanner was gonna sabotage the, the show again.

• 1:36:41Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck are you showing us?

• 1:36:42Speaker 03

  Just watching Colbert.

• 1:36:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, okay, yo, go in the.

• 1:36:45Duncan Trussell?

  It's the worst interview I've seen.

• 1:36:46Kurt Metzger?

  Shh, shush. Go in the transcript. Tanner, one of, the most competent Tanner in there, I need you to go in there and go in the transcript and write CIA in the transcript.

• 1:36:57Duncan Trussell?

  Did you ever watch the Super Bowl? Yeah, I did. It's horrible.

• 1:37:03Kurt Metzger?

  Right, but the part that we want, we want to find the transcript. Put CIA, that's it. Now see where it starts.

• 1:37:10Kurt Metzger?

  No, are you kidding me?

• 1:37:14Kurt Metzger?

  Put Spy Camp. Just put Spy Camp.

• 1:37:16Duncan Trussell?

  Don't put Spy Camp.

• 1:37:17Kurt Metzger?

  No, don't, do, oh, wow.

• 1:37:19Speaker 03

  There we go.

• 1:37:21Kurt Metzger?

  That worked right away. Great work.

• 1:37:22Speaker 03

  Look at her face.

• 1:37:23Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I guess Girl Tanner must have done it. Okay. Yeah, it was. Now play that, Girl Tanner. You want me to play it? Did you like Tanner's, uh, Birkin costume from the creek last night? Okay, go ahead, play it.

• 1:37:37Speaker 00

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:37:39Speaker 04

  Okay, so now one of the things that you do, do you do this every season where you go get to spend some time with some actual spies?

• 1:37:46Speaker 00

  We do. It's like the coolest part of my job.

• 1:37:48Speaker 04

  Who sets that up? Who calls the CIA and goes, we just like to come in and hang out with you guys?

• 1:37:52Speaker 00

  So Henry Bremel, who is one of our founding fathers of Homeland, one of our writers, passed away a, a number of years ago, but his dad was in the CIA.

• 1:38:00Kurt Metzger?

  Shot himself in the back of the head.

• 1:38:01Speaker 00

  And his cousin was a mentee of his father's and was also in the CIA, a very accomplished person there. And he recently retired, but in his retirement, he curates this week-long Spy Camp for us, uh, producers and writers and.

• 1:38:14Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:38:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:15Speaker 04

  Is it like, you know?

• 1:38:16Speaker 00

  So we park ourselves in a, a club in Georgetown and talk to like real spooks. And, you know, people in the intelligence community and, and the State Department and journalists and people who.

• 1:38:29Speaker 07

  What do they tell you that like, what's the most surprising thing that they've told you about their jobs? Or something you would need to know?

• 1:38:35Speaker 06

  Well, every year it's different, right? We've been at it for a while and, and the climate has been, has changed. But this year it was all about, you know, the distrust between the administration and, and the intelligence world. And, um, and the intelligence community was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists, which

• 1:38:51Speaker 07

  Wow. Did you start shooting this, this season? How long?

• 1:38:55Speaker 06

  Uh, we started in, uh, late August, September.

• 1:38:58Speaker 07

  Because things didn't

• 1:38:59Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, keep going. There's

• 1:39:00Speaker 07

  Really go south between The present, uh, real administration and the intelligence community until the fall.

• 1:39:06Speaker 06

  There wasn't great faith at, at the very beginning, I don't think, but to, yeah.

• 1:39:11Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:39:12Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:39:12Speaker 07

  Well, the, the open hostility really started this past fall, I thought.

• 1:39:16Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, I think maybe it wasn't so open, but it was real.

• 1:39:19Speaker 07

  And these people knew about it?

• 1:39:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:39:21Kurt Metzger?

  What year is this? Will you look at the year?

• 1:39:25Kurt Metzger?

  Is it Trump time or who is it? Or is it, uh?

• 1:39:28Speaker 03

  2018. So.

• 1:39:31Kurt Metzger?

  So this is after 2016 election. Okay. Go ahead. So this is when Moby is sitting down with the CIA and they're like, we gotta go. Yeah, best play.

• 1:39:38Speaker 06

  Yeah. I mean, he didn't, he wasn't so eager to populate the, you know, the State Department.

• 1:39:44Speaker 07

  I'd like to figure out what I'm going to make jokes about in about four months. Could I read any of the scripts that you got coming out? We just saved so much time.

• 1:39:51Speaker 06

  I mean, we were, it's not, it's not an exact mirror, um, but it is a, a, a, a riffing, um, on what is happening. It's like a parallel vision.

• 1:40:02Speaker 07

  How do you keep your balance playing someone who is mentally unstable?

• 1:40:07Kurt Metzger?

  Though we

• 1:40:07Speaker 07

  Um, dealing with constant threats to the United States. And, uh, you're in that head for, you know, months at a time, every day when you're working. What is it? What is it you do to keep yourself, uh, calm?

• 1:40:20Speaker 06

  I knit.

• 1:40:22Kurt Metzger?

  This is, I don't know why it's not here, but there's a clip we did on Jimmy Dore's show. What Stephen Colbert does is he gets freaked the fu- it's better than Whoopi farting over that black chick saying she's not getting back. You know, Whoopi is like paid to fart over people when they, against vaccine. Well, I haven't had to cover it for three years. Stephen, he cuts her off. He goes, oh, oh. Put Jimmy Dore, Stephen Colbert, Claire Danes.

• 1:40:45Speaker 03

  Oh, timestamp right there. 601.

• 1:40:47Duncan Trussell?

  Boys brought me here. How is that fucking possible?

• 1:40:49Kurt Metzger?

  I know. I mentioned it.

• 1:40:50Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, what the fuck?

• 1:40:51Speaker 03

  You see this 601 though?

• 1:40:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it just happened. No, wait, what?

• 1:40:55Duncan Trussell?

  We really do release these in the past.

• 1:40:58Kurt Metzger?

  No, I

• 1:41:01Speaker 03

  There's like all the timestamps.

• 1:41:02Kurt Metzger?

  You know, if you do enough nitrous, it's like time travel.

• 1:41:04Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck? Wait, what?

• 1:41:08Speaker 03

  That is fucking crazy.

• 1:41:10Duncan Trussell?

  That's impossible.

• 1:41:10Speaker 03

  It took me a minute to process. Six days ago is crazy. With nine likes.

• 1:41:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Well, that's, uh, from six days from now. So that makes sense.

• 1:41:21Kurt Metzger?

  Um, I've mentioned this to you before. I swear I have.

• 1:41:26Duncan Trussell?

  All right. I'm freaked out.

• 1:41:28Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. So

• 1:41:30Duncan Trussell?

  Don't show this.

• 1:41:31Kurt Metzger?

  So, okay.

• 1:41:31Duncan Trussell?

  I don't want to see it.

• 1:41:32Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, well, go, go down, go down, go down, go down. Wait, wait, wait. So we go, no, no, hold on. Back up, back up, back up.

• 1:41:38Duncan Trussell?

  How is that possible?

• 1:41:39Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. 601. Somebody marked it. Thank God it's

• 1:41:43Speaker 07

  So now one of the things that you do, do you do this every season where you go get to spend some time with some actual spies?

• 1:41:50Speaker 06

  We do. It's like the coolest part of my job.

• 1:41:52Speaker 07

  Who sets that up? Who calls the CIA and goes, we just like to come in and hang out with you guys?

• 1:41:56Speaker 06

  Yeah. So Henry Bremel, who is one of our founding fathers of Homeland, one of our writers.

• 1:42:00Kurt Metzger?

  Did they cut it out?

• 1:42:01Duncan Trussell?

  How? It doesn't matter.

• 1:42:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, that's Wait, it's 601?

• 1:42:06Duncan Trussell?

  Who cares?

• 1:42:06Speaker 03

  It said 601, but there was another one.

• 1:42:08Duncan Trussell?

  We're talking about retro causality, Metzger.

• 1:42:11Speaker 03

  Says this is why you're all here.

• 1:42:12Kurt Metzger?

  You forgot a thing I told you already.

• 1:42:13Speaker 07

  Like, what's the most surprising thing that they've told you about their jobs or something you would need to know?

• 1:42:18Speaker 06

  Well, every year it's different, right? We've been at it for a while and, and the climate has been, has changed.

• 1:42:24Kurt Metzger?

  That's crazy that it's not popping up like that.

• 1:42:26Duncan Trussell?

  Scroll back down.

• 1:42:29Speaker 03

  715 is what you all came for. So.

• 1:42:32Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:42:33Speaker 03

  Try this one.

• 1:42:34Speaker 07

  Did you start shooting this, uh, this season? How long?

• 1:42:36Speaker 06

  Uh, we started in, uh, late August, September.

• 1:42:39Speaker 07

  Because things didn't really go south between the, uh, the present

• 1:42:42Kurt Metzger?

  Here, Tanner, I'm sending you the clip.

• 1:42:44Duncan Trussell?

  I think this is it.

• 1:42:45Kurt Metzger?

  Is it? Okay.

• 1:42:50Kurt Metzger?

  It's crazy. I said the Whoopi thing in here too. Good.

• 1:42:54Speaker 03

  Pull up a picture of Claire Danes sucking Stephen Colbert's dick.

• 1:42:57Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, please.

• 1:42:58Speaker 06

  There wasn't great faith at, at the very beginning, I don't think, but to, yeah.

• 1:43:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:43:03Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:43:04Speaker 07

  Well, yeah. The open, the open hostility really started this past fall, I thought.

• 1:43:08Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, I think maybe it wasn't so open, but it was real.

• 1:43:11Speaker 07

  And these people knew about it? And they told you and you put it into a script?

• 1:43:14Speaker 06

  Yeah. I mean, he didn't, he wasn't so eager to

• 1:43:16Duncan Trussell?

  I don't like this.

• 1:43:17Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, keep going, keep going. I know. Stop trying to avoid reality. I mean, what do you

• 1:43:22Duncan Trussell?

  Hot dog man don't like, it's not that I don't like that they already are leaving comments before we release the clip.

• 1:43:29Kurt Metzger?

  It doesn't surprise me because I know in the future I plan to talk about this a lot.

• 1:43:35Speaker 06

  Populate the, you know, the State Department.

• 1:43:38Speaker 07

  I'd like to figure out what I'm going to make jokes about in about four months. Could I read any of the scripts that you got coming out? We just saved so much time.

• 1:43:45Speaker 06

  I mean, we were, it's not, it's not an exact mirror, um, but it is a, a, a, a riffing.

• 1:43:52Speaker 03

  Maybe they cut it out.

• 1:43:53Kurt Metzger?

  They cut it out. Go, Tanner, I texted you the Jimmy Dore clip.

• 1:43:56Speaker 06

  Oh, great.

• 1:43:56Kurt Metzger?

  Because they cut, that's crazy though. But how crazy is it cut that out, dude?

• 1:44:00Duncan Trussell?

  I, I don't like it at all.

• 1:44:02Kurt Metzger?

  What, how's this gonna help? Let's see.

• 1:44:05Duncan Trussell?

  There it is right here.

• 1:44:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's probably right in the beginning.

• 1:44:10Speaker 07

  So now one of the things that you do, do you do this every season where you go get to spend some time with some actual spies?

• 1:44:17Speaker 06

  We do. It's like the coolest So they, so they, they, they go to spend a whole week with CIA spies.

• 1:44:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:44:24Speaker 06

  Tommy Lee Jones's cousin. What, why would you, what? It's part of my job.

• 1:44:29Speaker 07

  Who sets that up? Okay. So now one of the things that you do, do you do this every season where you go get to spend some time with some actual spies?

• 1:44:37Speaker 06

  We do. It's like the coolest part of my job.

• 1:44:39Speaker 07

  Who sets that up? Who calls the CIA and goes, we just like to come in and hang out with you guys?

• 1:44:43Speaker 06

  Yeah. So Henry Bremel, who is one of our founding fathers of Homeland, one of our writers, passed away a, a number of years ago, but his dad was in the As if Stephen Colbert doesn't have a CIA handler and as if he doesn't know that there are CIA embedded all, all through Hollywood. As if he doesn't know this. Who, how do you set, how do you set that up? How do you get a hold of CIA? No, they've already gotten a hold of them.

• 1:45:09Kurt Metzger?

  They downloaded the information right in Stephen's throat before the show.

• 1:45:14Speaker 06

  And his cousin was a mentee of his father's and was also in the CIA, very accomplished. That's weird.

• 1:45:20Kurt Metzger?

  God. That is, okay.

• 1:45:22Duncan Trussell?

  That got cut out.

• 1:45:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, generational, yo, that got cut, dude.

• 1:45:28Duncan Trussell?

  Keep playing this. This got cut.

• 1:45:29Kurt Metzger?

  The mystery just now?

• 1:45:30Duncan Trussell?

  This got cut. Play this part.

• 1:45:32Kurt Metzger?

  Play it. I knew something was cut. Good play.

• 1:45:37Speaker 06

  She just said it. Right. There's, it's one long CIA.

• 1:45:41Kurt Metzger?

  That means that this is one of the worst. Listen, oh my God, that's really bad. I didn't even notice that the first time.

• 1:45:47Speaker 06

  And was a mentee of his father's and was also in the CIA, a very accomplished person there. And he recently retired, but in his retirement, he curates this week long spy camp for us, uh, producers and writers and The producers and writers of the Homeland show.

• 1:46:04Kurt Metzger?

  Was it? We couldn't find it.

• 1:46:05Duncan Trussell?

  We need to go back and play it, but I don't remember that part.

• 1:46:07Kurt Metzger?

  No, it wasn't there. It's because it wasn't there. Play it, play it. Play it all the way. Play it. Cause I want to hear what, you get to hear what she says. Cause that's wild, dude.

• 1:46:15Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, play it.

• 1:46:16Speaker 06

  But they, these guys who were CIA their whole life, they think, would they, they bring us to spy camp? What, what could possibly be the nefarious reason for them to do that? It's just for shits and giggles.

• 1:46:28Duncan Trussell?

  I've never even heard that word.

• 1:46:29Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Jimmy, that's generational CIA. So that means he was, he's the mentee of people who were doing the original MKUltra.

• 1:46:36Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:46:36Kurt Metzger?

  That means he was trained by the original evil fuckers they pretend aren't what they are now.

• 1:46:41Speaker 06

  Right. Watch this.

• 1:46:43Speaker 07

  Really?

• 1:46:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:46:43Speaker 07

  Is it like, you know?

• 1:46:44Speaker 06

  Yeah. So we park ourselves in a, a club in Georgetown and talk to like real spooks. And, you know, people in the intelligence community. I, I just love, look, watching Stephen Colbert pretending to be interested in, in what it's like to be hanging out with CIA.

• 1:47:03Kurt Metzger?

  Watching it, but I want to see the actual clip because they cut something out.

• 1:47:08Speaker 03

  You want me to go back to the

• 1:47:09Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, go a little forward. So let's hear the part where Steve, I want to see Stephen freak out. There we go. There we go.

• 1:47:16Speaker 06

  Spooks. And, you know, people in the intelligence community and, and the State Department and journalists and people who really

• 1:47:22Speaker 07

  What do they tell you that like, what, what's the most surprising?

• 1:47:25Speaker 06

  Journalists, State Department people, CIA spooks.

• 1:47:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:47:31Speaker 06

  And writers for television shows, producers for television shows.

• 1:47:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:47:36Speaker 06

  They all come together. Isn't that weird?

• 1:47:39Duncan Trussell?

  Jimmy's great.

• 1:47:39Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. So you know when like, uh, conspiracy or UFO nuts, they'll say they disclose stuff in fiction? I don't think it's that they're disclosing stuff. They're feeding stuff into the fiction for predictive programming, meaning getting you primed for the stuff that they want to do. So when you watch like

• 1:47:54Speaker 06

  That's

• 1:47:55Speaker 03

  It'd look better with a cowboy hat.

• 1:47:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. You don't have a hat, first of all, with a piece of shit.

• 1:47:58Duncan Trussell?

  No sunglasses.

• 1:47:59Kurt Metzger?

  I want to see the clip. Go to the, go up to the clip. We have to watch my old

• 1:48:04Speaker 03

  Might be most replayed.

• 1:48:05Duncan Trussell?

  He's got great skin.

• 1:48:06Kurt Metzger?

  Oh yeah, there you go. Oh yeah, you're right. Good call, Jamar Crack.

• 1:48:10Speaker 06

  Right. We've been at it for a while and, and the climate has been, has changed. But this year it was all about, you know, the distrust between the administration and, and the intelligence world. And the intelligence community was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists, which usually they're Whoa.

• 1:48:30Speaker 06

  The intelligence community, she's now letting the cat out of the bag and Stephen Colbert panics. He panics.

• 1:48:38Kurt Metzger?

  You know why?

• 1:48:38Speaker 06

  He panicked. He's panicking because he's been told not to let that out. That's and he uses a technique called whoopee farting.

• 1:48:48Kurt Metzger?

  That's how you know I wrote that. I think that he's been put in the awkward position of being a handler and he's a program puppet himself. So it's awkward for him to have to be the handler for this other puppet. I bet you both of them. I'll bet good dog.

• 1:49:03Speaker 03

  Is that why it's called a whoopee cushion?

• 1:49:05Speaker 06

  Let's go ahead. Both of them. What?

• 1:49:07Kurt Metzger?

  They have taser scars from the program somewhere in their body.

• 1:49:11Speaker 06

  This could not be. This should be a huge story. Should have been a huge story when it happened. I just saw it on Twitter the other day. This is this should. This should make your hair stand on end. And the world's election and the intelligence world and and the intelligence community was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists, which usually they're not such good friends.

• 1:49:35Speaker 03

  Oh, he does. He does break in there real quick.

• 1:49:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. He's like, let's not talk about that. Look at that fucking body language. Look at his. Holy shit.

• 1:49:45Speaker 03

  He's doing some sort of Masonic gang sign.

• 1:49:47Duncan Trussell?

  He's pushing the antenna back into his skull.

• 1:49:50Kurt Metzger?

  He's like a Masonic Woody Allen. His hand gestures.

• 1:49:52Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck? Look at that. Look, look at his. He's freaking out.

• 1:49:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I remember. Yeah.

• 1:50:04Kurt Metzger?

  We got.

• 1:50:06Speaker 06

  The intelligence community started allying itself with journalists. How long? How long? When did you start shooting this? Whoa, whoa, stop talking.

• 1:50:15Duncan Trussell?

  What do you have on class services?

• 1:50:17Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, she's probably punished hard for that.

• 1:50:18Speaker 06

  And watch. Yes. Watch and watch. Watch his body language. I want you to watch his body language. Watch his body language.

• 1:50:30Speaker 07

  Usually they're not such good friends. This season.

• 1:50:34Speaker 06

  How long ago did you start shooting this? Why is this? You see that? How long ago?

• 1:50:40Kurt Metzger?

  That's I forgot. That's what I forgot. That's why he panicked. The journalist thing's a big deal because Russiagate was like your Rachel Maddow complicity with the fake story.

• 1:50:49Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:50:50Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I forgot about that. That was that long ago, dude. 2018. Yep.

• 1:50:54Duncan Trussell?

  Well, we got to wrap this up. Guys, so.

• 1:50:59Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on. Siri's spying on me.

• 1:51:01Duncan Trussell?

  He does have to get out of here. I'm not whoopee farting.

• 1:51:04Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, crack amigo. Thank you for being here. Thank you for your insights.

• 1:51:07Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:51:08Kurt Metzger?

  So your sometimes controversial takes that will be erased from the episode. Don't worry about that.

• 1:51:13Duncan Trussell?

  That's right. You said a lot of crazy shit. We'll take it out.

• 1:51:15Kurt Metzger?

  No one will ever know some of the things that you said and me and hot dog will take that to our grave. That's a fact.

• 1:51:21Duncan Trussell?

  I will not spread.

• 1:51:22Kurt Metzger?

  When Randolph Randolph tells you a secret safe, that means a secret safe.

• 1:51:25Duncan Trussell?

  And when the low planes grifter gets a secret, I hold it deep.

• 1:51:30Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so I hope you enjoyed this. I'm sorry. We're not putting all of it out, but yo, we we signed a contract with my boy here, Jamirok Crack, and it is what it is.

• 1:51:40Duncan Trussell?

  A lot of pages.

• 1:51:41Kurt Metzger?

  Lot of pages.

• 1:51:43Speaker 03

  Guys, mind if I do a little plug?

• 1:51:44Kurt Metzger?

  No, we demand that you do.

• 1:51:46Speaker 03

  All things crack at crackamico rap.com. If you don't know me, check out my music on YouTube. And that's pretty much it. Thanks for having me, guys. This rules. The garden is nice, air conditioned. It's perfect.

• 1:51:57Kurt Metzger?

  I was gonna say, get crack coin, the new Hunter Biden coin.

• 1:52:02Speaker 03

  We're gonna get that going. I'm talking to Hawk Tua right now.

• 1:52:04Duncan Trussell?

  Nice.

• 1:52:05Kurt Metzger?

  She doesn't run it, dude. It's Howie Mandel's son tomorrow.

• 1:52:11Kurt Metzger?

  That's who you talked to. You're talking to the wrong fucking Jew. Okay, we are gonna be back.

• 1:52:17Duncan Trussell?

  We'll be back last week. Thanks for tuning in.

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