Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me You've lowered me... Significantly... About this episode IF you don't know what Vogue & Joanne are going to be discussing in this episode, you might want to rewind a touch... It's all kicked off. Massively. We all know it's not what Vogue wanted and OF COURSE it was Vogue who has taken the full brunt of it... So how to resolve this? How can we move forwards? What should be the course of action? You and Lee Andrews are about to find out...
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Transcript 0:02 Speaker 00 The headline was Vogue Williams rips into Kay Price's new husband.
0:08 Speaker 01 This is a PR nightmare for me to descend.
0:12 Speaker 01 Oh, he's seen it, he's seen it. Are you saving?
0:21 Speaker 01 I'm aware that I'm a walking fad.
0:24 Speaker 00 What's a walking fad?
0:25 Speaker 01 I had, I had a not good time getting dressed today because nothing fit me. And I put on this dress that was then a top and I was like, oh, couldn't find something to wear. And now I'm the girl with the fucking sardines on my top.
0:36 Speaker 00 You look lovely.
0:37 Speaker 01 Everybody has sardines on their top.
0:39 Speaker 00 I've no, I actually have noticed that sardines are having a moment.
0:41 Speaker 01 Sardines, they're everywhere, they're everywhere.
0:43 Speaker 00 They are, like, they're like lobsters and protein.
0:46 Speaker 01 I don't.
0:47 Speaker 00 Sorry, by the way, I'm just, obviously, I don't want to do a Benny Blanco on it. Are my feet?
0:52 Speaker 02 I was just gonna say before, that was what I meant to say to you.
0:55 Speaker 01 Oh, they're Benny Blanco today.
0:58 Speaker 00 Oh my God. Course.
1:01 Speaker 01 Do you want to put my shoes on?
1:03 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:04 Speaker 01 My shoes are kind of the new.
1:05 Speaker 00 No, I just want to say, just want to say, because my.
1:09 Speaker 01 Now, I did just wash the shoes.
1:10 Speaker 00 The tiles in the kitchen are black, like, they're black tiles. And I.
1:15 Speaker 01 Do you want, everyone has dirty feet in this house?
1:17 Speaker 00 No, no, no, no, no.
1:18 Speaker 01 You're not unclean, it's just.
1:21 Speaker 00 I can't have another level of cock block against me. I'm just saying, I was running around this morning on the, with naked feet on the bare tiles. And that's why they're, that's why they are like that. Because I don't want this to affect my Wiki feet, and it will.
1:35 Speaker 01 I think it's, might be considered sexy to have dirty feet.
1:41 Speaker 00 I don't love this colour on me.
1:43 Speaker 01 What, the green?
1:44 Speaker 00 No, the pink shoes.
1:46 Speaker 01 The green.
1:47 Speaker 00 It's chaotic. Do you like it?
1:50 Speaker 01 Well, don't slag my shoes.
1:51 Speaker 00 This is vintage.
1:54 Speaker 01 Listen.
1:54 Speaker 00 Harley Davidson.
1:55 Speaker 01 I'm wearing sardines, I'm not one to talk about anyone's fashion today.
1:59 Speaker 00 Speaking of fashion.
2:02 Speaker 00 Can we talk about?
2:07 Speaker 00 Tied up in my emotional support fan, which I obviously have to have on my face at all times because El Nino's back, the heatwave is back and it's boiling again in London.
2:19 Speaker 01 Did you order an oat flat white, an oat, an oat one?
2:22 Speaker 00 Yeah.
2:22 Speaker 01 Is that for you or did you order three oats?
2:24 Speaker 00 Yeah.
2:25 Speaker 01 That's okay.
2:25 Speaker 00 They're not, it's almond milk, I'm sorry.
2:28 Speaker 01 Almond milk, why?
2:31 Speaker 00 I don't know why I did that.
2:33 Speaker 01 Well, I'm enjoying it, it's what I really wanted, so I'm happy.
2:35 Speaker 00 On the edge of dairy. Anyway, whatever about that.
2:40 Speaker 00 Gigi's birthday party, I would like to.
2:47 Speaker 00 Firstly.
2:48 Speaker 01 Yeah, where will we start?
2:50 Speaker 00 Firstly, I'll tell you exactly where I'll start. 3pm is a very late start for a child's party. I had an Uber on the way at 1. I woke up and immediately I was like, Gigi's birthday party. I was like, I can't, I, I, I'm, I'm trying to be more present and be, and turn up to things more.
3:05 Speaker 01 And wasn't, I was so happy you came, I was, I thought it was very nice for you to come.
3:09 Speaker 00 Well, I was ready to go at 1, I was all packed and like the card written and everything, I must give you the card actually, I never gave it to her in the upstairs. And I was on to Vogue and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I went, where are you? And she, she said, oh, I'm, I'm not there yet. And I was like, why the fuck am I going if you're not there? And she went, it doesn't start till 3. And I was like, what?
3:26 Speaker 01 What were you doing?
3:27 Speaker 00 3 till 5.
3:28 Speaker 01 What were you doing from 1 till 3? Yeah, because then they had, like, you work it around food. So like if I had done it earlier and tea and Otto had football earlier, so I thought 3 to 5, it won't be as hot. And then they can have their dinner at 5 and then they go home.
3:41 Speaker 00 I was like, this is like an all nighter for the kids.
3:43 Speaker 01 I know.
3:44 Speaker 00 3 to 5.
3:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, but then they go home and go to bed.
3:46 Speaker 00 Oh, with all that sugar in their system.
3:48 Speaker 01 How good was that cake?
3:50 Speaker 00 I don't think I actually ate any of the cake in it.
3:51 Speaker 01 Oh my, it was like Bruce Bogtrotter.
3:53 Speaker 00 Me and Spencer's father were getting stuck into the champagne and the wine. I mean, if every child's party is like that, I will attend more.
4:01 Speaker 01 I know.
4:02 Speaker 00 When's the next one?
4:02 Speaker 01 I mean, the champagne wasn't for everybody because it was mainly, well, because I was like, I'll have two glasses of champagne. And, and then it was just gone. So I had half a glass of champagne because David was just being the hostess with the mostess.
4:16 Speaker 00 And he was, he was free flowing it.
4:17 Speaker 01 And he went up to my friend, do you remember my friend Rachel? He went up to my friend Rachel and he's like, is this for you? With a big pint of champagne with ice in it. And she goes, oh, I don't know, put it in my hand and let's see what happens.
4:29 Speaker 00 Guzzle, guzzle, guzzle. It was great, Cracker. It was a lovely vibe. I like, I, I really thought, um, I would be more, I would be more bored and I wasn't. I, I really.
4:38 Speaker 01 Isn't it nice? Because there's nice people there. The parents, like Gigi's class, I have a good class, the parents are really sound. And then like you've got Archie's camp, which they love.
4:48 Speaker 00 Yeah. I don't know what any of that means, but and then.
4:49 Speaker 01 Were you there for the water fight?
4:52 Speaker 00 Yeah, I do remember being wet at one point.
4:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, there was many tears, I have to say.
4:55 Speaker 00 There was, there was a lot of screaming and crying. It was just me and Spencer.
5:00 Speaker 01 The water fight. Yeah, Spenny was like, Joan's coming back to the house. I'm like, okay, Spenny, is she? And I was like, once she's gone, she's gone. You'll have to go to her house.
5:08 Speaker 00 See you in ten, Speno. I'll be back. You, you, mark my words. You'll see me again tonight.
5:16 Speaker 01 I'm just gonna go home for a bit and then I'm gonna come back and I'm like, yeah, okay, sure, Joan. I'll see you at half six.
5:21 Speaker 00 Famous last words. No one ever goes back out. Once you're in, you're in. I gave Gigi, so what happened was I bought this cool little fur coat for, actually bought it for Traitors. And then when it arrived, I realised, oh, it's for a child.
5:33 Speaker 01 Someone was like, is that for Ikea?
5:35 Speaker 00 For my Kia? Oh, because the colours. Yeah, I know. It's kind of, it's fluorescent yellow and fluorescent blue.
5:40 Speaker 01 Yeah.
5:41 Speaker 00 With a silver underlining. And I was like, Gigi, you'll love that. And you're like, she will love that. And I was, I was, I was so thrilled at myself that I was gonna have something to give her that I genuinely thought she'd respect me for.
5:52 Speaker 01 She did like the coat. Theodore preferred it and now it's in my wardrobe.
5:59 Speaker 00 I was gonna send you a picture of this.
6:00 Speaker 01 It's too small for you as well.
6:03 Speaker 00 Sorry? I made a big, I made a big, a big deal about bringing it and going down and giving it to her and all. Um, cause I'm, I am always trying to win her love and affection. And she took it out and we did get, there was a good reaction.
6:15 Speaker 01 There was a great reaction and it had come off the back of tears. It had come off the back of tears, Jo, so you know how hard that is.
6:21 Speaker 00 I was turning the tear tights. I was like, look, look, look, look, look.
6:28 Speaker 00 Over here. And I, and I obviously didn't wrap it because I don't, I don't engage in that kind of thing.
6:32 Speaker 01 It was like a lovely bag out of it as well. You know, that's a black bag.
6:35 Speaker 00 Oh yeah, that's a nice tote. And, and she, and she smiled and I was like, oh. And then she put it on and then she went, it's too big.
6:45 Speaker 01 Well, Theodore loved it. He was wearing it then.
6:48 Speaker 00 And I just necked a pint of wine. I was like, for fuck's sake. Yeah. And then Theodore, I had no idea he was the drag baby.
6:56 Speaker 01 Joanne.
6:56 Speaker 00 What a pivot.
6:57 Speaker 01 Sorry, Joanne arrived at the party and I remember the people of my dad's friends who used to give me money because money's what you want. Even now, when like money isn't widely used, they don't know what it is as much. They love it. Joanne stuffed Theodore's pocket.
7:11 Speaker 00 Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what actually happened. I went down with the fur jacket for Gigi. Forty, no, twenty pounds for Otto in fivers. So he's gonna think. Twenty pounds for Otto. I said to him, that's all the money he'd have in the world. I said to folk, does Otto take cash? And she was like, she said like, he's three or whatever, four. What is he?
7:34 Speaker 01 He's four.
7:34 Speaker 00 Four. And I went, that's not my, that wasn't my question.
7:38 Speaker 02 It means he definitely doesn't.
7:39 Speaker 00 Does he take cash?
7:39 Speaker 02 Like checks, he will not recognize.
7:41 Speaker 00 Does he take cash? And so I went anyway, and I gave him the twenty in fivers and he literally just threw it on the ground. And so I went, right, well, you're not having that. So I went to the sister, I'm grateful that it's fine. Then I went over and I was only gonna, I took it back and then I went over. I said, you're not your father's son. You have no concept of money. I went over and then I gave Theodore all of it then. So I gave him forty pounds in fivers.
8:05 Speaker 01 A wa- a wad in his pocket. I was like, and he kept stuffing it and pulling it out and looking at it. And I was like, what?
8:12 Speaker 00 And he ran away and then one of the parents came over and she's like, did you give Theodore money? I said, yeah. How did you do that? She goes, because he's handing it out to everyone. I went. Ah, Theodore, take it back. He was giving other kids fivers.
8:25 Speaker 02 Oh, you taught him charity.
8:26 Speaker 01 Rachel, Rachel came over and was like, do you know, do you know Theodore's just over there giving out cash? And I was like, yes. After stuffing his pockets. And then.
8:39 Speaker 01 But Theodore loves cash, so he has a little, he has a wallet. So then we got home and I put his-
8:44 Speaker 00 Wallet, I saw him with a wallet.
8:46 Speaker 01 We got home and I put his shorts in the wash and then he had an absolute meltdown because the cash was in the shorts.
8:52 Speaker 00 But English money is-
8:54 Speaker 01 Washable.
8:54 Speaker 00 Washable.
8:55 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's washable. So then the money comes out and then he went up and he got his wallet and he was, he brought his wallet down to show me all the money he had and someone gave him like this little credit card thing and like Max and told him that there was a grand on it. There's nothing on it. And so he's like, and that's a grand and that, this is forty dollars. And I'm like, that's not dollars. That's Joanne gave you.
9:13 Speaker 00 That is so funny. Max gave him a fake credit card and told him there's a grand on it. What?
9:19 Speaker 01 And like, so when I'm like, you're not having that-
9:20 Speaker 00 Kids are so thick. It's great.
9:23 Speaker 01 And I'm like, you're not having that. He's like, I'll buy it myself. I've got a grand. I'm like, okay.
9:28 Speaker 02 I don't need you anymore.
9:29 Speaker 00 Yeah, I'm an independent man.
9:31 Speaker 01 I'm like, when is this money ever being spent? The wallet is just getting bigger. My mom gave him fifty euro for, for his holidays in Spain. I said, Mom, what do you, do you think I give him money like that?
9:42 Speaker 00 Well, it's funny because my nephews, my brother's two kids-
9:45 Speaker 01 It's great for me because I get loads of cash tax free.
9:47 Speaker 00 Yeah.
9:49 Speaker 00 But don't, don't say that.
9:50 Speaker 01 Thank you for dinner, Theodore.
9:52 Speaker 02 A gift is okay. A gift is okay.
9:54 Speaker 00 A gift is fine. Yeah.
9:56 Speaker 01 I wrote it off, Joanne.
9:57 Speaker 00 She wrote it off. I was like, I'll just leave the party. I was like, I have to go now. I've, I've had a full evening of writing things off ahead of me. I, I can't waste any more time here being disrespected.
10:05 Speaker 01 I, do you know, I only said that yesterday. I was like, wasn't it nice that Joanne made the effort to come to the party?
10:09 Speaker 00 I just, I felt great about myself.
10:11 Speaker 01 I know. I'd say you were serious, but I only pointed at me. I was like, that was such a kind thing of her to do, wasn't it?
10:17 Speaker 00 Yeah. Well, it is also the only way I can get you to drink in a field as if it's, because it was a children's party. I had no idea. So folks like were in the park. I said, Grant went down, like the parks, obviously. Do you know how many children's parties I tried to join? I had no idea that there was, I was rocking up. They're, they were everywhere.
10:35 Speaker 01 There was four, because that's the only place that you can have the parties if you have bought, uh, what's it called?
10:41 Speaker 00 You have to get like permission.
10:42 Speaker 01 I bought a, what's it called? Yeah. Well, because I, I use this company. Someone, the cheek of someone said to me on- My Instagram yesterday, because I posted this thing because I always think it's nice to post about companies. I didn't, I paid for everything.
10:53 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:54 Speaker 01 But I think it's nice when they do a really good job. And this woman was like, oh, there I was, there I was thinking you were a super mom and organized all yourself. I was like, excuse me, I did organize it all myself. Sorry, I'm not like a picnic company and I didn't set up the picnic and I'm not a children's entertainer. Who booked them? Me.
11:10 Speaker 00 Yeah, exactly, yeah.
11:11 Speaker 01 There's a lot of organization.
11:12 Speaker 00 Oh, come on, you can easily get someone to organize, like as in, yeah, I've, jeez, if I had a child, I wouldn't. I don't think I'd even see the kid.
11:19 Speaker 01 There was a lot of organizing and I was down, I was going, when we were going to Grand Prix, me and Svenny, the day before the party, I was like, what's the theme of Chi Chi's party, Svenny? And he was like, what do you mean? I was like, well, what's the theme?
11:30 Speaker 00 He's like, who's Chi Chi?
11:31 Speaker 01 What's her, what's her cake? And he was like, darling, don't be stupid, there is no theme. And I was like, there is a theme and there is a cake. And then I was like, and what, what did she get her for her birthday? I want to take her out on her own and get her something. And I was like, no, no, what should we get her for the day of the birthday?
11:44 Speaker 00 Classic dad.
11:45 Speaker 01 Not a clue.
11:48 Speaker 00 That's it, I think that's a kind of a classic.
11:49 Speaker 01 So she needs to redirect her insult to Sven. Now, I don't want him to get involved, I have to be honest, because I like organizing parties.
11:59 Speaker 03 You're listening to a quick ad. You know what else is quick? Selling your car on Carvana. Just put in your vehicle information and we'll give you an offer. Done. No hassle, no negotiation, no guy from an online listing lowballing you. Which means by the time I'm done explaining this, you could have basically done it.
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12:32 Speaker 00 By the way, sorry, speaking of parties, I'm going to Ibiza.
12:36 Speaker 01 When are you going?
12:38 Speaker 00 I don't know.
12:38 Speaker 01 Don't you fucking dare go and see Carl Cox.
12:42 Speaker 00 I'm gonna see Carl Cox.
12:43 Speaker 01 Don't you dare.
12:47 Speaker 01 Okay, fine. And I hope.
12:48 Speaker 00 It's already been arranged.
12:50 Speaker 01 Okay.
12:50 Speaker 02 It's gonna cause a rift.
12:52 Speaker 01 No, no, she did invite me out with Carc ox.
12:55 Speaker 00 I mean, look, I don't have, I don't have an access point to Carc ox. I don't have free access to Carc ox.
13:00 Speaker 01 No, we don't have free access.
13:01 Speaker 00 A mutual friend.
13:02 Speaker 01 Joanne has a mutual friend.
13:03 Speaker 00 Cause you heard the podcast and she's like, if you're coming to my beach, she's like, come meet us. And I was like, uh oh.
13:09 Speaker 01 I'll die. I'll die.
13:10 Speaker 00 Uh oh.
13:11 Speaker 01 Be booked. What are you saying?
13:13 Speaker 00 Book the flights. We don't have accommodation yet. That's for today.
13:17 Speaker 01 Okay.
13:17 Speaker 00 I'm actually scared.
13:19 Speaker 01 I'd be scared now, I have to say.
13:20 Speaker 00 They're, they're, they're, I'm going with two young guns because women my own age.
13:25 Speaker 01 Joanne, if anyone.
13:26 Speaker 00 Actually, what I'm talking about, there's loads of women my age.
13:28 Speaker 01 If anyone can trample all over them and show them how it's done, it's Joanne McNally.
13:33 Speaker 00 I do have the biological age for a 20 year old woman, so.
13:35 Speaker 01 You are gonna absolutely win that war. I'm so jealous. I'd actually love to be doing that.
13:41 Speaker 00 Yeah, they'll be asleep and I'll still be in DC town on my own.
13:43 Speaker 01 Oh my God. We have to figure out who you're gonna go and see.
13:48 Speaker 00 I know. I need to plan it all.
13:49 Speaker 01 You do need to go and see a DJ a day. Definitely.
13:52 Speaker 00 Yeah, no, I will. I will. And also it's inspired me to start my fitness journey again because I have been thoroughly enjoying myself, eating and drinking my way around town for the last two weeks. And I don't regret a single bite or a single mouthful of liquid, but it is, I have, I think I've done three steps collectively in two weeks. I need to get my shit together. I need, I need emergency abs for I beat them.
14:13 Speaker 01 Emergency. I went to beat the August. Okay.
14:15 Speaker 00 So I have two weeks, literally two weeks to, to the day.
14:18 Speaker 01 But that's not in August. It's two weeks in, it's July in two weeks.
14:22 Speaker 00 Yeah, I'm going in July.
14:23 Speaker 01 Oh, great. Okay. That suits me better, actually.
14:24 Speaker 00 Yeah, going in July. So I am about to, I, I, and it's good. I, I, cause I've been kind of, I've, I've kind of abandoned my fitness completely. And I'm pretty sure I've broken my arm and I think now worried about my bone density. Anyway, I'm going back to the gym.
14:41 Speaker 01 There's a lot of things to be concerned about there.
14:42 Speaker 00 Yeah.
14:42 Speaker 01 You're grand. Well, stop ordering almond milk and then you'll be able to be fine.
14:47 Speaker 00 I don't know. I eat like 12 eggs a day.
14:49 Speaker 01 Sorry. No, yeah, but that's protein. That's not milk. That's not calcium.
14:52 Speaker 00 No, it's protein.
14:53 Speaker 01 It's calcium you're looking for. Yeah.
14:55 Speaker 00 It was protein.
14:56 Speaker 01 No, it's calcium.
15:00 Speaker 00 Now, let's crack on.
15:02 Speaker 01 I mean, when I first said, I don't want to talk about it, I thought I'd be left out of it. But instead, I have been dragged into it deeper than anyone in this room.
15:17 Speaker 00 Even I will say you've been thrown under a megabus, for anyone who's not aware.
15:23 Speaker 01 Oh, everyone's aware, because everyone's saying it to me.
15:28 Speaker 00 Obviously, there's been some chat recently on the podcast about Katie Price's husband, allegedly, Lee Andrews, allegedly.
15:35 Speaker 01 Look, I won't say anything here, and he's still gonna go for me.
15:38 Speaker 00 So, as listeners who were listening, have been listening lately, I've been, obviously, chatting about him on the podcast, because they are having a very public, farcical, gun, like, speedo wedding, and they're all, like, they're obviously monetizing it all. He was taken hostage, whatever, whatever that mean, God only knows.
15:58 Speaker 01 So he was taken hostage, but then he was in a Dubai prison, and there's all this, and then he adopted her kids, and then he was gonna be in a standard.
16:05 Speaker 00 And Katie Price has been using it as an opportunity to sell her CBD gummies, and stopped looking for him after five days. And as I said before, I've looked for vapes longer. She was like, I need to move on with it. Anyway, obviously, it's gonna be discussed, because we deal with hard-hitting news stories, and it's right up our alley, right? Now, you aren't interested.
16:22 Speaker 01 It's really up your alley. It's not, it's actually not in my alley at all. I can't, I have this.
16:28 Speaker 00 I have a cheaper alley.
16:29 Speaker 01 Yeah, but like, you, you have more admiration for him, I think, than I do. Like, I would say.
16:34 Speaker 00 What do we call it? Admiration?
16:36 Speaker 01 I'd say there's a touch of admiration from you.
16:39 Speaker 00 There is a curiosity.
16:41 Speaker 01 For me, it's more like, I just don't wanna get involved, because it feels so icky.
16:45 Speaker 00 Yeah.
16:45 Speaker 01 And I'm like, I feel like I'm dirty when I talk about it. I don't want to be sullied by this.
16:50 Speaker 00 Soiled, I know. So, anyway, we were chatting about it. Vogue was obviously very reluctant to chat about it. She was like.
16:56 Speaker 01 On the four occasions, we did chat about it, yes.
16:58 Speaker 00 And then, anyway, the paper picked up, like, one line.
17:02 Speaker 01 No, no, no, they clipped up all of the times that we spoke about them, but it all together as one.
17:11 Speaker 00 And the headline was Vogue Williams rips into Katie Price's new husband.
17:16 Speaker 01 No mention of Joanne.
17:17 Speaker 00 Nothing.
17:17 Speaker 02 While speaking to this other woman.
17:19 Speaker 00 Well, do you know what was so funny? So there's a part, there's a, there's an Instagram account. I think she's called Counselor State Girl.
17:25 Speaker 01 Oh, she's so funny. I was on to her.
17:26 Speaker 00 Yeah, she's gas. And she's been kind of slagging off Lee and, you know, doing content about it. So she was saying that Vogue, this article about Vogue, and she went Vogue speaking to me. You know the way they point to things in these TikTok floating head videos? And she goes, this lid, I think she got me a lead.
17:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:42 Speaker 00 This lid.
17:43 Speaker 01 What's her name? What's her name?
17:45 Speaker 00 Counselor State Queen.
17:45 Speaker 01 Counselor State Queen. And she is, she's hilarious. But I mailed her and I was like, this is gold. And then she went back and she was like, I never even heard of you two. Like, just being, like, she's saying, she's really funny. And then she was like, and then your friend Joanne, I heard, she's a comedian.
18:00 Speaker 00 She was, she was full of apologies. And I was like, it doesn't matter. I don't, I don't, I don't mind at all. You can call me what you want. But anyway, so anyway, the whole thing, whatever. And then I, then Lee came out.
18:12 Speaker 01 Lee came out and told me that I was, he came out and he tagged me and everything and said that I was clout chasing after his name and his 150 million followers.
18:21 Speaker 00 Organic, he's got a huge organic reach.
18:23 Speaker 01 Again.
18:24 Speaker 00 Why that, the relevance of that, I'm not, I'm not sure.
18:26 Speaker 01 I know, but he is just pointing out exactly what I mean about him. You don't have 150 million organic anything.
18:32 Speaker 00 He was like, I didn't even know who she was. Lee, sorry, ding ding. No one had a clue who you were until literally seven minutes ago.
18:41 Speaker 01 And can I say?
18:42 Speaker 00 And you're not exactly our target audience, Lee.
18:45 Speaker 01 I was happy when he didn't know who I was. Now I feel like I've been, now that, but the problem is now I'm like, this is the PR nightmare for me.
18:54 Speaker 00 Yeah, I've lowered you to the level.
18:56 Speaker 01 You've lowered me significantly.
18:58 Speaker 00 What I think is absolutely hysterical, and I say that, like, the man, so the absolute hypocrisy of a man who lives to chase clout. He literally, he set up a cameo two weeks after marrying Katie Price. I've never seen clout chasing like it. It's, it's, it's podium level clout chasing.
19:20 Speaker 01 Letter defending my honour, which is absolutely brilliant, slagging him off even more. And then he comes out last night, tags me again, because I can see it when it comes up. Tags me again, saying he's going to absolutely go in on certain people. And I'm like,
19:34 Speaker 00 He's got sixty.
19:35 Speaker 01 What has he posted? Go and check. And she's like, no, he hasn't tagged me. I'm like,
19:41 Speaker 00 He just blocked. He just ignored me. He just blocked me. He just blocked me and pretended that didn't happen.
19:47 Speaker 01 I'm getting it in the neck again till nine at 10pm, UK time.
19:51 Speaker 00 UK time. I mean, we're all gonna be sitting here with bated breath. But you know what?
19:54 Speaker 01 Obviously. You'll have to tell. Give me the highlights tomorrow.
19:57 Speaker 00 The toupee on him again last night.
19:59 Speaker 01 I did see. I think the toupee looks good. There you go, Lee.
20:02 Speaker 00 So do I, Lee. I think you just heard whatever's going on there.
20:05 Speaker 01 The toupee has gone to his head, that is for sure.
20:07 Speaker 02 Confirm whether he wears a toupee or not. We don't know that.
20:10 Speaker 00 Well, I don't know how much minoxidil you'd have to be on to get growth like that.
20:14 Speaker 02 The above was humour.
20:15 Speaker 01 And you know what, Lee? That is where that is some common. That's some common ground between us because I thoroughly enjoy a hair extension.
20:23 Speaker 00 You've got great hair.
20:24 Speaker 01 There we go.
20:25 Speaker 00 Whose hair it is, I'm not sure, but it looks great on your head as it stands. But like,
20:29 Speaker 01 Sorry, actually, I have a gift for you. So, hang on. Yeah, you need to put these in.
20:35 Speaker 00 Did you get a cameo from Lee Andrews?
20:39 Speaker 01 Paid for 24 hour express delivery, cost me 70 quid.
20:42 Speaker 00 Are you serious?
20:47 Speaker 01 I have not stopped laughing since yesterday.
20:52 Speaker 00 Oh my God. Are we gonna play this on the podcast?
20:55 Speaker 02 They won't be able to hear it because he can sue us or they can sue us if we do. So we'll just have to go with your reaction.
21:01 Speaker 00 Shut up.
21:03 Speaker 01 I asked Lee.
21:04 Speaker 00 Hold on a sec. Okay, so there she is. Do you want, yeah. It's from here, Lee, Lee. Yeah. God, he looks great.
21:11 Speaker 01 He do. I thought so too.
21:13 Speaker 00 Do we fancy Lee? Is this a, is this a whole pivot for us?
21:17 Speaker 02 It's possible. He's a handsome man.
21:20 Speaker 01 I asked him to give us- Vogue, please, I'm trying to listen to Lee.
21:23 Speaker 02 Vogue will commentate what was asked of him last week.
21:27 Speaker 01 I basically asked him to say hi to Joanne, his biggest fan, and would he give her some business advice and that he hopes she's having a great hot girl summer. And then at the end of it, he finished off by calling her Joanne.
21:40 Speaker 00 He just did a bit of Freudian slip there. He was like, I'm still rewriting my adventure. And he goes, sorry, I mean, writing my adventure. He's like, I wish I could rewrite the last. Can I even say what he said?
21:49 Speaker 02 I think we can give an idea of what was said.
21:52 Speaker 01 Did you like his business advice?
21:55 Speaker 01 I thought he would be the perfect character to give you some business advice.
22:00 Speaker 00 Open as many doors as you can. Yeah.
22:02 Speaker 02 He also acknowledges it himself in the video that he is recording the cameo in a Dubai mall.
22:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, he is. So he's out and about. We know he is.
22:10 Speaker 02 Because Vogue paid for express delivery.
22:12 Speaker 01 And I did, I paid for express delivery.
22:14 Speaker 00 He's called me a trailblazer. That's really sweet.
22:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think he seemed pretty nice in that.
22:18 Speaker 00 Yeah.
22:19 Speaker 02 Misnames you at the end.
22:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, Joanna, yeah.
22:22 Speaker 00 Of course.
22:23 Speaker 01 Seventy-five quid that cost me because I got express delivery. Are you happy?
22:29 Speaker 00 He's sending me love.
22:30 Speaker 02 He is.
22:33 Speaker 01 Uh-oh. Joanna, he's married.
22:38 Speaker 00 I'm not finished.
22:40 Speaker 01 I must have watched out of my-
22:44 Speaker 00 Oh, fucking hell.
22:46 Speaker 01 Open it there for me again.
22:47 Speaker 02 The podcast is gonna have to finish now because Joanna's gonna watch this for two hours.
22:50 Speaker 00 Sorry, yeah.
22:50 Speaker 02 Okay.
22:51 Speaker 01 He does seem quite nice there though.
22:57 Speaker 02 Joanna's just gonna take five, actually. She'll be back in-
23:00 Speaker 00 Yeah, just give me five, guys, yeah? Just gonna cool off upstairs.
23:06 Speaker 00 It's gassy because if I was him, knowing-
23:09 Speaker 01 I don't know how he didn't put that together now because I asked yesterday, I got someone else to mail, obviously, and pay for it because I didn't want it coming from my account.
23:17 Speaker 00 Of course.
23:19 Speaker 01 I'm just surprised he doesn't actually, like, he hasn't put it together that it was Joanna. Did you like his business advice?
23:25 Speaker 00 This is what I mean about him. It's like, dude, we're only responding to what you're putting out there. And then he put up a post about his mental health. And I said, I was like, oh, I don't know if I can do this reply video now, because once someone brings up their mental health, you kind of, all bets are off.
23:43 Speaker 01 Yeah.
23:43 Speaker 00 It's really annoying, actually.
23:46 Speaker 02 Point of me.
23:47 Speaker 00 It's really annoying when they play the mental health part.
23:50 Speaker 02 I've never cited my mental health. Ever. Thank God.
23:57 Speaker 00 Thank God.
23:58 Speaker 01 Well, now, the mental health thing, within at the end of it, he was like, you can hear it all in my tell-all interview. So it's like, oh, hang on a second, Hal. Like, are you staying online or are you going offline? What are you doing?
24:06 Speaker 00 I know. And I spoke to you about it. And I spoke to Ross about it. And I was like, can I? And you're both like, absolutely. Had he not set up a new media Instagram handle and to direct all the traffic after talking about his mental health? I was like, yeah, he's just such a spoofer. He literally, he could spoof professionally.
24:23 Speaker 01 He's our spoofer of the year.
24:24 Speaker 00 He is a giant spoofer.
24:26 Speaker 01 Are you, are you, what are you gonna do tonight? You gonna have a couple of drinks and wait for 10 o'clock?
24:29 Speaker 00 So now he's gonna, he's got 60 enemies in the celeb land. And did you read out, read out, read out what he said that he's gonna do tonight? Because I saw you in there.
24:37 Speaker 01 Oh, wait, where is it?
24:37 Speaker 00 If you don't mind.
24:38 Speaker 01 Hang on. Okay, here's what he's gonna do tonight. Ross, I'll forward you that video. You're welcome.
24:43 Speaker 00 Thank you.
24:44 Speaker 01 Joanne?
24:46 Speaker 00 Just rocking around the Dubai Mall.
24:47 Speaker 01 I'm pulling you all apart tomorrow, 10pm, UK time. I wonder if I mailed him and asked him to stop to nine, because I will be asleep at 10. Do you think he'd do that?
24:57 Speaker 00 I think he'd do it. I think he's quite accommodating.
24:59 Speaker 01 I'm gonna mail him right now. I'm gonna say, Lee, I'm really sorry, but I'm pregnant and I'm gonna be asleep at 10. Would you mind?
25:04 Speaker 00 Mind earlier.
25:05 Speaker 01 I'm completely fed up with fake boxers, sneaky DJs. Okay, so I'm either, I could be one of any of these. I could be a sneaky DJ.
25:13 Speaker 00 Mm-hmm.
25:14 Speaker 01 A famous for nothing presenter. I could be that.
25:16 Speaker 00 I'd put my money on that one.
25:17 Speaker 01 A desperate ex.
25:22 Speaker 01 No, hang on, hang on, there's another possible here. A desperate, reality-relevant goon could be me.
25:29 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
25:30 Speaker 00 Oh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't consider you reality.
25:32 Speaker 01 Um, making money on my name and slandering my relationship with lies and gossip. Nellie, I think you're the, would I mail him, would I mail him and say, can you swap to eight o'clock? I'm pregnant and I'll be wrecked.
25:43 Speaker 00 I mean, I would love you to, but I wouldn't. I mean, are we gonna open, are we gonna, are we gonna open?
25:48 Speaker 01 But he keeps mailing me. He's gonna know now. I've seen them. Where is he, Lee?
25:52 Speaker 00 The fa, I will say, the fact that I, I'm, I don't think, because someone messaged me today going, I'm, I hope you're gonna be annihilated at 10. Like, I really don't think I'm involved in this. The fact he keeps going in for you.
26:02 Speaker 01 She hasn't been tagged. Oh, there he is. Okay, so he tagged me. Um, I'm gonna say, Lee, would you mind, uh, okay, Lee, would you mind?
26:11 Speaker 00 Yeah, folk here.
26:13 Speaker 01 You mind doing it at eight?
26:15 Speaker 00 Is there any chance you could swap the public annihilation to an earlier time, like eight, as I'm pregnant and I'll be asleep by 10?
26:21 Speaker 01 Oh, he's active now.
26:23 Speaker 00 Can he see us? Can he see us?
26:25 Speaker 01 Okay, Lee, would you mind moving the pulling apart to 8pm? I'm pregnant, so usually asleep by 10 and I don't want to miss my shout-outs. X.
26:31 Speaker 00 Yeah. Did you send?
26:41 Speaker 01 Uh, it's only a bit of fun.
26:43 Speaker 00 Well, that's, that's what I think. I genuinely think it's a bit of crack and I'm like, surely he knows that.
26:47 Speaker 01 It depends how far he goes on me tonight now.
26:50 Speaker 00 Yeah. Surely he knows that. Like, are we not all in on the joke? Is this, are we not all like?
26:54 Speaker 02 I hope so.
26:55 Speaker 00 Getting a bit of crack out of this?
26:56 Speaker 01 Oh, there he is. Okay, he's gone to, he's gone to general. Okay, God, are we gonna be able to talk about anything else now while we read his reply?
27:02 Speaker 00 Yeah.
27:03 Speaker 01 Has he seen? No, it's not seen. I'll tell you when it's seen. Oh, active four minutes ago. Dammit, come on, Lee, come back online.
27:09 Speaker 00 He's probably off doing a cameo.
27:11 Speaker 01 Um.
27:12 Speaker 00 Now, while we're waiting for our new boyfriend Lee to reply to us.
27:18 Speaker 01 We think Joanne fancies him. That's what has happened.
27:24 Speaker 00 Well, I'm ready for that. I, I would like to discuss.
27:27 Speaker 01 Taylor's wedding?
27:28 Speaker 00 Taylor Swift's wedding.
27:29 Speaker 01 Me too.
27:31 Speaker 00 So, let's go, let's break it down, let's break it down. I have a list here of stuff that I'd like to reference.
27:35 Speaker 01 Okay, my first thing about Taylor Swift's wedding, right, have you seen that house she has in Maine, or where is it, Jo? That gorgeous, beautiful house, like, right on the coast. And she goes and stays there sometimes and it's really fab.
27:48 Speaker 00 Yeah.
27:49 Speaker 01 Why did she want to get married in New York in a building that she had to turn into something nicer? And spend twenty million dollars when she could have literally rented a full island and had all her pals there?
28:03 Speaker 00 Security.
28:04 Speaker 01 I just.
28:05 Speaker 00 So I, so everyone's kicking off because she got married in Madison Square Garden in, Square Gardens in New York on 4th of July. It's, it's a holiday weekend and it's a heatwave and she shut down, shut off like loads of New York blah blah blah. But she also donated, do you know how much money she donated to the, to the City of New York as a charity gift before the wedding?
28:24 Speaker 01 How much?
28:24 Speaker 00 Twenty seven million.
28:26 Speaker 01 Wow.
28:27 Speaker 00 And they're still giving out about it.
28:28 Speaker 01 I li, I do like Taylor Swift, not because of the twenty seven million.
28:31 Speaker 00 I love her.
28:32 Speaker 01 I actually, I just really respect her.
28:34 Speaker 00 So do I. Do you know what, she, she screams to me, she's a woman, it's like, I just don't get, nothing I do is ever right. I just don't give a shit anymore.
28:41 Speaker 01 Yeah.
28:41 Speaker 00 I'm gonna do what I want to do.
28:42 Speaker 01 Yeah.
28:43 Speaker 00 That, she's, there's something.
28:44 Speaker 01 But she's smart, she's intelligent.
28:46 Speaker 00 Yeah.
28:46 Speaker 01 She's really good at what she does.
28:48 Speaker 00 Yeah.
28:48 Speaker 01 And she's just like, you know what, I'm not actually gonna let all this bullshit fall me down. I'm just gonna fucking wade through it with my head held high. Sorry, can we talk about Blake Lively not being invited?
28:59 Speaker 00 I know.
29:00 Speaker 01 Scarlett.
29:01 Speaker 00 Now, everyone, obviously, obviously, no, unless you're living under a rock, you know, that whole Blake Lively, Justin Baldi thing. And Taylor, Taylor was dragged into it and their messages were put on, were made public. And I don't know, I kind of lost track of that whole Blake Lively thing. Apparently a judge threw that all out.
29:16 Speaker 01 Well, a judge threw it out. Now she's taking it back to court to try and get some legal fees off him. It's like, babe, stop.
29:21 Speaker 00 I mean, that was, well, that was quite the spectacle and it kind of blew up her face. But then.
29:25 Speaker 01 How is no one saying, Blake, no, stop, Blake?
29:27 Speaker 00 Do you know what I think? And, because I was on the, on the TikTok and Taylor. Had a thousand people at her wedding, so it's not even like Blake, like as in a thou- she, she was on Graham Norton and I was like, do you know what, I get that completely. She was like, she's so much money. A lot of weddings are like, who can, how many people can we afford to bring? And then people get cut and you know, there's a lot of politics.
29:48 Speaker 01 I have to say, having come from two weddings and my first wedding being full of people and my second wedding only have 20 people. I way preferred the smaller wedding. It's so much nicer and more intimate.
29:58 Speaker 00 Yeah, I just think she's got the money. She was like, there's a thousand people coming. She's like, I'm not gonna do that whole trying to estimate how close we are, how many times we've met. Cause anyone I've met for any length of time is invited.
30:07 Speaker 01 I like, do you know what, and you're like, for instance, the Graham Norton one, you meet Graham Norton, you're like, oh my God, you're actually what he's saying. Come to my wedding, I'm gonna hang out with you and get pissed.
30:15 Speaker 00 Yeah, Lena Dunham was there. She made some joke about American football being gay porn.
30:19 Speaker 01 Looking like an actual Barbie doll.
30:21 Speaker 00 Yeah, stunning. Did you hear the joke Lena Dunham made? And everyone's going mad again, Lena again. Lena just can't do right for doing wrong. She was, she was, she made a speech, although her ex was there, Jack Watts's face, he's now married to Margaret Quayley.
30:34 Speaker 01 Margaret Quayley's arrived. I don't know who Jack Watts's face is.
30:37 Speaker 00 Jack Watts's face is Lena's ex, who was basically the main event in the book Fame Sick that she just wrote. And she talks about it. And he had an affair, he left her for lords, lord.
30:48 Speaker 01 Who?
30:49 Speaker 00 The singer.
30:49 Speaker 02 Oh, the singer, Lord.
30:51 Speaker 00 Yeah, allegedly.
30:52 Speaker 01 And now he's gone, and now he's married to Margaret Quayley. She's a great actress.
30:55 Speaker 00 There was loads of, I, I saw some kind of um Excel doc of all the people that were there who've all like written. And like they're, they're like the awkwardness of it. Anyway, Lena made a joke in her speech.
31:07 Speaker 01 Ignoring you, I'm just keeping an eye, I'm keeping an eye.
31:09 Speaker 00 Oh God, I forgot about Lee already.
31:11 Speaker 01 Oh damn.
31:12 Speaker 00 Lena made a joke saying that American football is basically just gay porn. And everyone's like, how dare she? It's like, it's a joke, chill out.
31:21 Speaker 01 Well, everyone's annoyed about that.
31:24 Speaker 00 Everyone's just annoying. Taylor walked up the aisle to her own. Song, which I thought was actually quite sweet.
31:30 Speaker 01 Fair enough.
31:31 Speaker 00 I know.
31:31 Speaker 01 Which one, which song?
31:32 Speaker 00 Da da da, da da da da da.
31:33 Speaker 01 I don't know, I actually don't know any.
31:34 Speaker 00 The one about marriage.
31:36 Speaker 01 I like that other one.
31:37 Speaker 02 It's a pricey event she's gonna save there on royalties that cost her nothing.
31:40 Speaker 00 And it was only the instrumental, it wasn't her singing.
31:42 Speaker 02 Perfect.
31:42 Speaker 00 They did twenty minutes speech.
31:44 Speaker 01 That one?
31:45 Speaker 00 Romeo and Juliet.
31:48 Speaker 02 Oh, love story.
31:49 Speaker 00 There you go.
31:50 Speaker 01 Now.
31:50 Speaker 00 Twenty minutes speech, twenty minute vows, and they're all crying and all.
31:54 Speaker 01 Perfect, I can't stand, that's the, that's the thing about when people get married in a church, I'm like, oh no.
32:00 Speaker 00 Twenty minutes is quite long.
32:01 Speaker 01 Sorry, have you been to a Catholic wedding? They're an hour and a half in there talking absolutely.
32:06 Speaker 00 Speeches. No, no, no, no, sorry, their vows, I meant, their vows were twenty minutes each.
32:10 Speaker 01 Each?
32:11 Speaker 00 Yeah. I know.
32:12 Speaker 01 What?
32:13 Speaker 00 I know.
32:13 Speaker 01 I don't know if that's true.
32:15 Speaker 00 Well, according to my.
32:16 Speaker 01 No, that couldn't be. What are you talking about for twenty minutes?
32:18 Speaker 00 They're talking about how much they love each other, and then apparently Travis was like bawling, crying and everything, and he was like, I'm gonna protect you forever, and then she got a little wet behind the eyes, yeah.
32:26 Speaker 01 That's very sweet.
32:26 Speaker 00 And then she sent out wedding cake to all the fans outside on the street. So when your man, Jack Watts's face, got married to Margaret Quailey.
32:32 Speaker 01 What's Jack Watts's face, can I see his picture?
32:34 Speaker 00 Fuck Jack in there.
32:35 Speaker 02 Jack Watts's face, what?
32:37 Speaker 00 Jack Watts's face, married to Margaret Quailey, Ma- Nina Dunham Jack, and he'll come up straight away.
32:42 Speaker 01 Oh, he's seen it, he's seen it.
32:43 Speaker 00 Oh!
32:52 Speaker 01 I don't wanna be alone when the response comes.
32:54 Speaker 00 Do you know what, though? He's tagging her in shit.
32:57 Speaker 01 I'm typing.
33:04 Speaker 01 I feel like I'm gonna jump out the window, I can't take this. I can't. How have you, how have you got me into this shit?
33:12 Speaker 00 This was your idea!
33:13 Speaker 01 Ah, come on, it's funny.
33:14 Speaker 00 It's funny, I think it's funny, I'm assuming he thinks it's funny.
33:17 Speaker 02 Hopefully he thinks it's funny.
33:18 Speaker 00 Yeah.
33:20 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, he might say something mean, I'll be like, ah, lead staff robes.
33:23 Speaker 00 Yeah, that's what I mean, like, come on, let's diffuse this. God, I miss texting lads, it's so much fun.
33:29 Speaker 01 And if it doesn't work out with Katie, I have a girl here who's right up your street.
33:33 Speaker 00 No, don't say anything, don't say anything, just keep it cool.
33:36 Speaker 01 I see you like, I see you like.
33:38 Speaker 00 Don't embarrass me though.
33:39 Speaker 02 You're going to be Facebook official by the thought of this episode coming out.
33:42 Speaker 00 No, it's complicated. Remember that? It's complicated. Are you seeing anyone? It's complicated.
33:48 Speaker 02 To try and get us back on track, his name is Jack Antonoff.
33:51 Speaker 00 So when Jack Antonoff got married to Margaret Quailey.
33:54 Speaker 01 I prefer Jack Watson's face.
33:55 Speaker 00 Yeah, Jack Watson's face.
33:56 Speaker 01 Yeah.
33:56 Speaker 00 And.
33:57 Speaker 01 Can I see a picture, Jay?
33:58 Speaker 00 Taylor went to the wedding and like thousands of people turned up outside the church trying to see Taylor Swift.
34:03 Speaker 01 Oh.
34:04 Speaker 00 Said it was a nightmare. So when she was getting married, she was obviously like, I need somewhere with high security and apparently Madison Square Garden's got like airport level security. I kind of get it. And then she poured a lot of cash into what made it look nice inside. Like, I, I think.
34:20 Speaker 01 I, I don't, I just think, well, when you look at Julie Poole's wedding, for instance, I, I love the vibe of her wedding would be more of my street. Like getting to be away.
34:28 Speaker 00 Yeah.
34:28 Speaker 01 I don't want to be in New York in like a box.
34:31 Speaker 00 I think.
34:31 Speaker 01 It's like, it's like me going to, to have my wedding at Wembley, you know what I mean?
34:35 Speaker 00 I know. I just think.
34:36 Speaker 01 With the roof closed.
34:37 Speaker 00 I just think that's what she had to do. I think.
34:40 Speaker 02 Three Arena, Three Arena would be nice.
34:42 Speaker 00 It doesn't matter. The Three Arena would be nice.
34:44 Speaker 01 Very boxy again, very boxy.
34:46 Speaker 00 It, I feel like it doesn't matter what she does. It doesn't matter what she does. If she gets married privately.
34:51 Speaker 01 I've seen, it dresses as public.
34:53 Speaker 00 What?
34:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
34:54 Speaker 00 Show me.
34:55 Speaker 01 Oh my God, Taylor.
34:58 Speaker 00 I'm looking at it, I'm looking at it as an option myself now with them.
35:01 Speaker 02 Hang on, there's too much AI. There's too much AI.
35:04 Speaker 00 No, is it? Hold on.
35:05 Speaker 01 Did you see that she invited Hugh Grant as well?
35:07 Speaker 00 Yeah.
35:09 Speaker 01 Oh, he said, haha, I didn't schedule it. But I'll see what I can do. Congrats on the baby to both of you. Oh.
35:20 Speaker 02 We're mates again.
35:21 Speaker 01 There are a few other things coming your way, but nothing detrimental. More on the gist of the recent events. Take good care.
35:28 Speaker 00 A few things coming your way.
35:30 Speaker 01 He sent you a present.
35:32 Speaker 00 Did he just congratulate you on your baby and then threaten you in the same message? This is a wild morning.
35:37 Speaker 01 But nothing detrimental, more in the gist of recent events. I'll be like, ah, it's all in the name of funnily, isn't it?
35:42 Speaker 00 Yeah, it's all in the name of crack.
35:44 Speaker 01 It's all in the name of funnily.
35:45 Speaker 00 There's laughing emojis, so it's all, so this diffuses massively. And ask him to unblock me. No, don't, don't, don't. The only time I looked after him.
35:54 Speaker 01 Ah, but you know what? I've changed my mind about him.
35:56 Speaker 00 So do I. I'm mad about him.
35:58 Speaker 01 I actually think, no, but I think, I actually think he's in on this.
36:02 Speaker 00 Ah, he definitely is.
36:04 Speaker 01 He's actually, but like, I actually was thinking that he was thinking we all believe it, but I think he's taking the piss out of all of us.
36:10 Speaker 00 But like, it's so weird because when I saw that story last night about like putting all these people on blast, I did think like, you've gone from talking about how your mental health, you need to take time away to now like kind of ramping it all up even more, you know?
36:24 Speaker 01 Like, get ready. Well, I'm still getting it in the next night.
36:28 Speaker 00 Getting it in the next night.
36:30 Speaker 01 I might say to him, would you mind actually diverting your abuse towards Joanne, who is much more deserving?
36:36 Speaker 00 Yeah, I wouldn't mind a little. A little taggywack. Has he read? Has he read?
36:47 Speaker 00 Okay. Oh, by the way, sorry, I'm an exeter this Sunday and there's tickets left.
36:51 Speaker 01 I laughed out loud in the gym when I was listening back to the bonus and you were like, oh, Powder Puff Castle, gorgeous. I just read it for the first time. It's not in Powder Puff Castle, it's in Powder Castle or something.
37:04 Speaker 00 Powder Castle.
37:06 Speaker 01 Where is it on? Because I literally just listened to that day and you're like, gorge.
37:12 Speaker 00 It's one of these like open gigs, do you know where you're?
37:14 Speaker 01 Oh, that will be gorgeous.
37:15 Speaker 00 It is nice. Now they're harder gigs because the laughs just, there's no acoustic, so the laughs just kind of disappear into the sky. That's what I tell myself anyway.
37:25 Speaker 01 I know, I actually had a great gig.
37:26 Speaker 00 They're having a ball.
37:27 Speaker 01 No one was laughing, no I had a great gig.
37:29 Speaker 02 Powder Room Castle, Powder Ham Castle.
37:31 Speaker 00 Powder Ham Castle.
37:32 Speaker 01 They're better gorgeous.
37:33 Speaker 00 Gorgeous.
37:35 Speaker 01 I'd love to be going myself.
37:36 Speaker 00 Stunning, stunning.
37:38 Speaker 01 More stuff about Taylor Swift. Oh yeah, I can't believe she donated. Oh, she wore Christian Dior. Ooh. Designed by Jonathan Anderson.
37:46 Speaker 00 He's Irish.
37:47 Speaker 01 He is Irish.
37:49 Speaker 00 Do you know what, someone was saying, they were like, Taylor, she's, she's very, she's very productive creatively. And they reckon the plan is, they're like, this isn't a private event. They reckon she's made a documentary about it. And that one, she's now she's gonna take some time away, probably try and get pregnant, all that jazz, unless she's pregnant already. And then she'll air the documentary. So she kind of keeps her in the limelight as such without her making music.
38:14 Speaker 01 Adam Sandler was the, he officiated it. I know, isn't that so cool? We just get my friend Adam Sandler to officiate our wedding.
38:22 Speaker 00 This woman called Megan in Daily Mail USA wrote this awful article about Taylor Swift's wedding. It was so mean. So I actually went to the comments, even the comments, the Daily Mail were like, this is really mean. It was calling it like a tacky farce and said the next thing is they're just heading straight for divorce. And I was like.
38:39 Speaker 01 Mind your own fucking business.
38:41 Speaker 00 She's got so much shit coming her way. She also has billions and squillions of pounds. But I do see, I see, she's gone, I can see she's, she stepped into herself. I can see that in her. She was even talking about her albums and all. She was like, you make your album, then you blow it into the wind. If you enjoy it, great. Maybe if you don't enjoy it now, maybe enjoy it in five years. And if you don't, I was doing it for myself anyway. She's just very.
39:01 Speaker 01 I think that it's a really good way to be.
39:03 Speaker 00 Impressive.
39:04 Speaker 01 We live in a world now where everybody just feels like it's a right to just abuse.
39:07 Speaker 00 They annihilate her.
39:07 Speaker 01 Absolutely, everything that you do.
39:09 Speaker 00 They annihilate her.
39:10 Speaker 01 And for somebody as famous as her, she just has to, like, it would drive her crazy otherwise. She has to. Like, but do you ever see the comments on all the Kardashians posts and stuff? I'm like, Jesus Christ. And they're like people that you can trace back to their Instagram and they just care so little.
39:24 Speaker 00 Yeah.
39:24 Speaker 01 That they're like, I'm just gonna say whatever I want. It's like, you're such a weirdo.
39:28 Speaker 00 Yeah.
39:28 Speaker 01 It's literally like, how low will you go? And I get, I get there's like articles. Written for clickbait and stuff like that. But remember that like about when would it have been? Probably four months ago, there was two journalists, I actually screen grabbed them and I was gonna mail them and be like, you are women and you're saying that about somebody because it was so bad. They basically wrote articles being like, Vogue Williams is having a bandage baby. And I was like, oh, and I was so upset by it. Because as well, we'd had a miscarriage like the year before. So it would have been like a year long journey. I was like, fuck you.
40:02 Speaker 00 Yeah.
40:02 Speaker 01 My child will read that. And I just think it's like, there's just, there's just no level that's low, too low for them. I'm like, would your parents read that article that you're writing about somebody and, and think, why are you doing that?
40:15 Speaker 00 Do you think they just lose their way? Do you think you just get into somewhere like that and you just lose your, you lose sense of like what's right?
40:21 Speaker 01 What's appropriate. Like, it's fine to like slag someone off for certain things. Like, I don't care about that. I get clickbait. But when people go too far like that, like, and that was actually removed and I got an apology.
40:31 Speaker 00 Well, that was a very sensitive subject for you because I was actually quite, I was surprised that you were so upset about it because you've got a pretty thick skin. But it was, you, you were there, you'd gone through a lot of shit.
40:41 Speaker 01 Yeah.
40:42 Speaker 00 Between the miscarriage and the getting pregnant and all that jazz. And you, yeah, it's like, it's your baby. I just kind of, because I don't have kids. I was like, I didn't, I, I, I felt really sorry for you because I knew how upset you were. It was a really insensitive, yeah, it was really insensitive.
40:56 Speaker 01 Go like super low or you can have, like, have fun with an article. Like, have, like, we can all have a laugh at stuff that's written about us, like, but the Daily Mail and the Sun picked up something that I had said in a podcast. I don't know if it was on this one or my other one. About me saying that I was kicked out of a supermarket. Remember about four years ago, I got kicked out of a supermarket because I had a bikini top on and trousers.
41:15 Speaker 00 Yeah.
41:15 Speaker 01 So you have to wear like full outfit and not like, I wasn't just wandering in on my bikini with my fucking vagina hanging out. You want to see the comments? Bikini after forty is like cappuccino after eleven.
41:28 Speaker 00 Cappuccino after eleven. I'm sorry. What, what fucking weirdo's going to bed at two o'clock in the day? Can you not have a cappuccino after eleven?
41:35 Speaker 01 Mouth like a torn pocket.
41:42 Speaker 00 Oh my god, that's amazing.
41:44 Speaker 02 I forgot this is our favourite thing to do.
41:46 Speaker 00 I love it, it's like the tech dare.
41:48 Speaker 01 Going like a torn pocket. Going shopping in a bikini, if it were my shop, I would march her out immediately. Hygiene lady. Yeah, Caroline, do you think I was just dragging my flaps along the floor? Like, piss off.
42:03 Speaker 00 Sorry, I completely, I didn't hear any of that. I'm just still focused on my, like a torn pocket. It's absolutely phenomenal.
42:09 Speaker 01 I live in Spain and it's vile behaviour, walking around towns in swimwear. The police are now fining people. I look forward to it.
42:17 Speaker 00 Walking around the streets with your armbands on, do you know what I mean? People do go into shops in their bikinis, but I do understand the locals as well, like, this is really annoying. If you think about it, like, the other day, I was like, I was walking around, I was opening the door.
42:29 Speaker 01 Last one, people, another glaring attention hound. Stop flaunting and start having some self-respect.
42:36 Speaker 00 Sew up that mouth.
42:37 Speaker 02 Sew up your pocket.
42:40 Speaker 00 Sew up that pocket in your face, it's disgusting.
42:42 Speaker 01 Yuck. Have some self-respect, you whore.
42:47 Speaker 00 Do you remember, um, do you remember your man, every time I hear yuck now, do you remember the guy on Hinge in Cape Town? He was like, what age, are you over, are you 40? And I went, yeah. And he goes, yuck. It's like, wow.
43:00 Speaker 01 Well, listeners, thank you so much for listening and I'm glad that we've put all that stuff to bed.
43:04 Speaker 02 It's all done now.
43:05 Speaker 01 What a day to be alive.
43:07 Speaker 00 And Lee, sending, sending love, sending love to you.
43:10 Speaker 01 Love and light your way.
43:11 Speaker 00 Yeah, sending love and light.
43:12 Speaker 01 And I, I will see you at 10pm.
43:14 Speaker 00 Well, I, I will keep an eye.
43:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, you keep an eye.
43:19 Speaker 00 Yeah. Through my fenster.
43:26 Speaker 04 This has been a global production.
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