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***SPOILERS*** If you don't want to hear the outcome of last nights episode of Celebrity Traitors... Hold fire! Joanne gives us the inside scoop on The Celebrity Traitors, Vogue gets Christmas shopping (this happens every year) and they debate the joy of a catalogue. Plus: gay Halloween (Galloween), getting blocked, Kardashian clothes sales, and some celebrity graffiti. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Join My Therapist Ghosted Me PLUS, now! Want ad-free listening on Global Player? Go to our show page https://www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42KtTu/ and select the new subscription option. You can also watch ad free on YouTube! Click here https://www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod to visit our page and hit the join button for ad free episodes! Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:23Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  This is a global production.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  Kim's mom, Kris Jenner. Her cousin sells Kim's clothes and Courtney and whoever else wants her to sell them. She sells them and then she keeps the money. So it's like a little business to her. Now, I'm not 100% sure if the Kardashians get anything from it. Emma, maybe you can fact check that. The revenues go back to the Kardashian Jenners. Other stream of income.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  So we're actually recording this episode on Thursday to come out on Friday. I'm sitting down to watch the traders tonight. You are on the chopping block with Sharon. Kenny voted for Sharon to begin with, with his double vote. It's neck and neck. What's happening?

• 1:22Speaker 03

  So cliffhanger. And in fairness, I actually think, I actually think that like it was a good cliffhanger. Usually sometimes in TV shows, they have cliffhangers and you're like, that's all right. But I was like, this felt like a cliffhanger. So I was like, oh, pleased to be involved in this one. Even though my heart was in my mouth. People are like, it's a game. You're like, tell your nervous system that when you're in there. I can tell you that much.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  It's not a game. We're seeing it once a week. And I think that like, when you're in it full time, for however long you're in it. It's not just once a week. You're just, you're going back and forth. Anyway, tell me what, tell me.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  It's also a game by, it's also a game by gaslighting and psychological warfare. Like this is what I keep saying. This isn't the Masked Singer. Like it's stressful. Like it can feel very real at times. And so we, it comes to a head. Me and Sharon, we're getting equal votes. So then we have to make a plea to stay, basically like beg to stay. And I don't particularly like begging. I'm quite a proud person. So I think, I think I just said, I was like, you know, I'm a faithful, I believe faithful, something like that. But I was also like, look, I love Sharon. So just do, do whatever you want to do, you know? And Sharon basically said the same thing. But Sharon was so good at the game. But anyway, we'll get into that another time.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  And then Kenny has a double vote because he was given the dagger because we very naively thought that the most trustworthy people in the game were the three traitors.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  That is so, you literally chose the three traitors.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  I know. I wonder has that all been done before? Scarlet, scarlet. Well, I, I mean, I, it was very clear. No one was asking me for my opinion on anything at that point. They were like, just let her off. She's running around with the scarecrows. I was just trying to get my steps in.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Don't tell her how to untie them. Don't tell her how to, she'll be gone for ages. Just don't tell her how to undo the knot.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Now, sorry, in my defense, that knot was, that, that, anyway, the knot, the knot doesn't matter. But the knot was super, super knotted. Even, as someone else even admitted that at the end. So Kenny has the dagger for the double vote. So we go back around. He voted for Sharon on the first round. So I'm kind of assuming he'll stay with that vote. Cause I don't know.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  That's what everyone's assuming.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. And he doesn't. And he changes his vote and he votes.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Did you die? Did you die?

• 3:51Speaker 03

  I, it was just like, what, what, what's the term I'm looking for? I was resigned. I was like, fine, that's, that's, yeah, that's okay. That's okay.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  I would, I'd be like, you absolute trash bag. Dirty dog doing me over like that. I'd be furious. I'd cry, I'd cry, I'd cry.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Well, well, he said it was to throw people off the scent of him being a traitor because it did make him look like he was, you know, I suppose, sorry, I'm, it's really early here. I'm very tired. The, um, that he was susceptible to change or like, or to people's stories. And so it makes him look more authentically a traitor. But of course I was like, you little bollocks. It's like, okay.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  I'd literally be like, I'm not talking to you anymore. And, okay, we have to do a trader special. We have to do it because I am bursting at the seams with questions. But obviously the final is on. So do you know who wins?

• 4:54Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have to tell Vogue I was coming out because we needed to, because obviously we pre-recorded the podcast. So I, I, I knew that I was going to be out the night before we did this episode. And I thought it'd be kind of weird if we don't mention the traders thing. Cause it's.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  I was, I know.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  It's a big TV show.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  When you're watching it as closely as I follow it, like, like that's my Thursday night. Like tonight, I have to be like, Vogue, don't have a drink. I know you're getting excited because the traders are on. Cause I literally sit there, me, Theodore, Spenny, Amber, we all sit there loving it. And Joanne had to tell me that. And I was literally like, no. And the amount of people that are like, so what happens with Joanne? I was like, you don't want me to ruin it for you. I am smug that I have a bit of information.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  The only other person I, well, the only other person I told was my, my mother because she was, she was, she, she's a bit like Ross Kemp. She, I think she thinks I'm actually going to get murdered, like for real. And like my body will be put into the ground and I'll never be seen again. So she, and she was so nervous watching it every week that I told her, maybe a week ago, I was like, look. She was like, is it tonight? Is it tonight? And I said, look, I go out on the second last, second last episode. So she was like, I can relax then.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Do you know what? For someone who was, for possibly the worst player that's ever been in traders.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Joanne's new line is, if I had to say like three phrases to Joanne, he uses all the time. One of them would be, in my defense.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  I should have gone into law. I should have gone into law.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  You were so bad. You were good. It's so funny to watch. But like saying that, everybody else was shite as well. Cause no one knows who any of the traders are.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  But the other thing is like, you're, it's, everyone's talking about how shit we are. Like it's, it's, it's, it's hard. And also every time they kill, every time you catch a trader, they recruit another one. So it's kind of like whack a mole. And, and they, and they just, they, you know, they chose well. I mean, Maya, I don't know where, I don't know, has she been to Rada? I don't know how she managed to pull the wool over my eyes so intensely. I think just because we got on so well. But anyway, we're, we're going to do, we're going to do an extra, a bonus app to kind of get into the nitty gritty of it. Cause I, cause some people don't give a shit about traders. And so I don't want to flood this podcast. Well, I think we should just do like a regular ghost part as well, do you know?

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Send all of your traders related questions in. I'm going to get a big doc of questions ready because I'm upset. We'll also stick a box up on our Instagram for all of your lovely traders questions. I'm very excited. This is going to be my job today, so get them in. Let me ask one question about, so what happens when you leave? What happens? You just left and you just went home? Or do you get to stay and talk to everyone or no?

• 7:46Speaker 03

  So you get off the podium, they rush you out the side door. And you're, you're, you're bailed into a van like Whitney Houston. Remember in the Bodyguard with the, with the pasmina over her head? And then you're driven to a different hotel. So you have a little pack, a backpack there, an emergency backpack in the castle at all times. So that if the night that you do go, you have your like essentials. And then you're taken to a different hotel. And then the next day, you actually have a full day's work to do in the castle. Because you have to do all your B shots and you're kind of, you know, I don't know if they ever used it, but there was supposed to be, there was a video of me in the bath. You know, the way.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought you were in the bath.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  So all that stuff, your final interviews, all that stuff has to be done. But there, so I always wondered why in the castle there, if you need to go to the bathroom or anything, they, it's this big kind of production because they have to make sure the castle is clear and all. And I never knew why it was such a big production, but I realized the people who've been banished the night before were in the castle doing all their extra last bits of work. So they were making sure no one crossed paths. Like it's, it's, it's an amazing job. Like I don't, it's such a huge production and they run it so, it's like military, you know, precision.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  So is that, is that when you rang me when you, when you got kicked out? You rang me?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  Well, I rang you a couple of times, didn't I?

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just trying to, were you allowed to ring people during? Okay, there's just too many questions.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  We'll, we'll save the rest for the traders episode because I'm, I'm conscious of not saturating this one for the people who aren't, for the ghosted listeners who aren't traders, aren't watching the show. And, you know.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  Let's keep it fair.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  I'm really looking forward to watching it tonight, by the way. Thanks for ruining it. But anyway, I just like me for spoilers all the time. I, I loved watching it. I thought you're, I thought it was, honestly, I thought it was the best series. Yeah, I loved it. It was absolutely.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  I don't, I'm saying thanks, like I, like I created it and cast it and everything. I'm like, thank you.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Well done. You've done a fantastic job.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Thank you. It was all my idea.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Now Vogue.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  She's doing I'm a celeb now in November. She flies off at the end of November.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  I've got Strictly next week. I've got celeb the week after that. I'm doing Big Brother and Jan.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Fab. So she'll be back on the screens in no time.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  What's going on?

• 10:20Speaker 02

  What's going on? What's going on with me? I am, I'm like, it's like I'm nesting again in this house. I've come home to my house and house and because I'm trying Christmas here and you know what I'm like about Christmas. I absolutely adore Christmas. And so I'm getting all my bits ready because I have 14 adults and six kids for dinner.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  So Spencer's slagging me off that I'm getting everything ready, even though I'm not here again properly. Like I'm here for a couple of jobs before Christmas and then I come home and it's kind of Christmas. So I'm literally here getting everything sorted. I went to the toy shop yesterday to get a few bits and bobs, if you catch my drift. And, and I got the catalogues. Do you remember sitting with the catalogues, the Argos?

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  So I was like, I just got, because I had Otto sitting down, just leafing through it. And he's like, ah, ah, ah. Like, do you not remember the joy of like circling things out?

• 11:13Speaker 03

  I remember my, I remember my, I was circling a bike and my brother was like, Santa can't afford that.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  I was like, what?

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Santa can't afford a lot of things in this house.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. Santa can't, I was like, what? How do you know? I was like, how do you know what Santa can afford? Because my brother's older, so obviously he had the, he had the inside scoop. He's like, he can't, Santa can't afford that. It's like, oh, okay.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  I don't know how Santa affords a Playstation. I was, I was over by the Playstations yesterday and I was thinking, I wonder if Santa could afford a Playstation. And then I was thinking, maybe I don't want Santa to get Theodore a Playstation because he actually has never asked for one. I thought it would be, Santa could do a big surprise as a Playstation. Little did I know, Santa's paying 600 euro for those Playstations. So the Playstation stayed put. 600 euro for a Playstation.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  I don't think that.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  80 euro a game.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  Is that that surprising though?

• 12:09Speaker 02

  I think that's a lot of money for a Playstation.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  No, it's a, it's a huge amount of money. It's a huge amount of money. God, whatever happened to Prince of Persia? Do you remember him?

• 12:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Him out? No. Oh my God. So I remember back in the, I mean, it was probably the 90s and that we had like, you know, a house computer, you know, those grey kind of huge, big arse.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Huge big arse on it. Like fucking, the thing is like, it's huge. And there was a game called Prince of Persia, where you could just move him forward, move him back or make him jump. That was it. And me and my brother would play it for hours. We loved it. I think, I think it might've been a floppy disk issue. I'm not sure now, but there was, we'd play Prince of Persia. That was it. I remember it so well.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Do you remember how long you'd wait for a song on the internet?

• 12:55Speaker 03

  And the noise of him jumping and all.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  No, I don't remember. I don't, we didn't, I didn't have a computer in the house till I was about, I'm gonna say probably about 14. It was back in Napster days when you'd go on and be like, ding ding.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  And you'd wait for like 15 minutes for, for a song to download so you could just listen to the song. I remember I used to sit, I told you that before, sit in front of the TV and just flick through the music channels, waiting for like Ricky Martin when that first came out. What was his first song going? She Bangs? What was his first song? It was so good. Livid, la vida loca.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, it's because she bangs. Now knowing that he's gay and bangs is Irish term for smells. That kind of all tracks, doesn't it?

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Bangs is what?

• 13:39Speaker 03

  You missed that. You missed my great joke.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  I'm trying to figure it out in my mind.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  She bangs. You know the way they someone say, there was a bang off her? As in like, it's an Irish, yeah. And I'm saying he's gay and then he was singing She Bangs.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  She reeks.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Have I entered into dad joke mode stage? Is that royal in my life?

• 13:59Speaker 02

  We should have known back then, Joanne. He thinks a lot of us are smelly.

• 14:04Speaker 03

  I, my brother got a Playstation. Was it a Playstation? Maybe, no, sorry, Nintendo, Nintendo. Because it was, and he'd no one to play with in the house, obviously. It was only me and him.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Joanne's trying to be relatable.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Why? What do you mean?

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Def, I got a Playstation.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  We didn't our whole have a Playstation.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Do you not remember the Sega?

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Sorry, my brother told me Santa couldn't afford a tiny little bicycle with like streamers coming out of the handles for a four year old. But I'll never forget it. I was, I was, my eyes were closing and he's like, one more, one more game, one more game. And it was like a hostage situation. I was like, please release me, please. Please let me go to bed, please.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Do you remember, I used to play Tony Hawk Tekken and, and I remember Duck Hunt on the Nintendo.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  Ah, yeah.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  One of my friends, you always had the rich neighbour, always, because they didn't have as many kids in their house, I think. So they just had more available cash to buy things like the gun for Duck Hunt and everything. So like, I'd be, you'd be over in there gaffer age, just trying to play all their games and Sonic, Sega, Mega Drive. Oh, I actually, I told you, I'm a gamer, Joanne. I'm getting a gaming chair from Santa.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  Are you actually?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  No, I'm not. I saw a gaming table and a gaming chair. They, they have all of them in the toy shop. And I'm like, who is going? I know there's a lot of people going, like a gaming table for the kid.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  I can't see you with an incel seat and a headset. It's just not your vibe.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  Now, I'm not gonna die, it could take over. And once I get it, that's why I don't play games, because once I start, there's no stopping me.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  Let's, let's, let's move on to something else.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  Topics.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  What, so, hold on. So what date is this airing? Oh, we've missed Halloween.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Tomorrow.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Oh, so we haven't missed Halloween. Brilliant.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Halloween is on Saturday.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  I'm completely out of the loop over here. I feel like I'm in the upside down land. I don't know what's going on back home. So obviously Halloween, right? There's straight Halloween.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  I'm sure Halloween happens in America as well.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  I just mean, I'm out of the loop as in I don't know what fucking day it is.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  You've missed all the decorations in America.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  Do you know what I actually have? Now, Chicago was very Halloweeny, but Washington doesn't seem to give a flying fandango about Halloween, to be honest. I don't see a single pumpkin. So straight, we have straight Halloween, which is straight classic sexy cat, you know, ghost focused, maybe the more niche, maybe even the kind of slightly cooler straight Halloween might have a Raygun, you know, the, the Aussie hip hop dancer.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Raygun's kind of last year though. She's not really for this year's Halloween.

• 16:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, fair, fair. So.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  I'm dressing up as a straight up clown this year because I want to know that I can wear something cold or warm under the outfit. Because obviously I'm not going to a party. I'm going like, I'm going trick or treating.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Out, yeah.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  They're not, they're not scabby over here. You get loads of bits.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  You're like Heidi Klum. So, so, so, where, what was I saying?

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Gay Halloween, which you've only introduced me to. I don't know how I didn't know what gay Halloween was.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Did you not know gay Halloween?

• 17:27Speaker 02

  No, I didn't know before. You told me a couple of weeks ago and I never knew before that.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  So, sorry, let me just fucking, sorry, this phone. I smashed my phone, of course, so the, the volume is very hard to turn down now. I'm smashed to coming off a ball in Austin. Anyway, so if I was to explain gay Halloween, or sorry, straight Halloween is dressing up as Britney Spears as a, as a schoolgirl. Do you know what I mean? You're hot, you're sexy. Gay Halloween is dressing up as the umbrella that she used to smash the car in with.

• 17:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  So it's like the more niche, the better. What cultural moments can we take? Like, for example, if I was doing gay Halloween, I'd probably dress up as Benny Blanco's Dirty Foot. Do you remember Benny Blanco's Dirty Foot on the couch?

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Oh my God, that's a really good one.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So that's gay Halloween, right? So gay Halloween, so for example, I was looking up on the internet, the best gay Halloweens. Someone went as, so there's these memes going around. It's like, I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean? You're the laptop that Justin Bieber brought to Coachella. That kind of thing.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  The more obscure, the better. So there's memes going around. Someone's dressing up as Bethenny Franknell's goggles that she wore to Burning Man.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  Gay Halloween seems like a bit more fun than normal Halloween.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  It's very funny. It's really, really funny. Someone's dressing up as some rock stars. They're like, what do you mean? You're the face wipe Kelly Osbourne used in 2012. Like, that's kind of the obscurity we're going for. But you know, it really made me laugh. Did you see the Paris Hilton? I mean, I'm, I'm calling it a scandal, but it's obviously not a scandal. And she dressed up for Halloween, her family dressed up as Beauty and the Beast, but she was Belle. And allegedly she dressed her daughter up as Mrs. Potts. And everyone's going mad because they're like, how dare you?

• 19:15Speaker 03

  Take the glory of being the princess and then dress your child up as Mrs. Potts. And then there's a Disney adult online whose video has gone viral because she's screaming, it's not Mrs. Potts, it's Chip. Now, none of these references make any sense to me because I don't know who Mrs. Potts is and I don't know who Chip is.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Mrs. Potts is the teapot and Chip is the little cup. Her son, who's, who's the little cup who has a chip in it. Like, no, no, I like Mrs. Potts, but you don't want to be dressing up as Mrs. Potts. That's not fair. My kids are dressing up as the Scream, Scream mask, Theodore and Otto. And only because, like, they've obviously never seen Scream, but they, there's a Scream mask on the fantacans. So they've seen the fantacans in the fridge. They're like, we want to be that for Christmas. Gigi has branched out this year. It's her first year going as something other than a witch. She's going as Princess Jasmine with a long blue wig.

• 20:11Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. She's making it her own. She's making it her own.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  She's making it her own.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  And what is it?

• 20:17Speaker 02

  Right. When I tell her she has to wear a jacket.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  What's the kind of cultural cut? Like, is she allowed to that?

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, she's just a genie. She's kind of like a genie. It looks like Jasmine, but it kind of looks a bit more like a genie. I was trying to get her to dress up as like an old woman and stuff and she just wouldn't do it, like with knitting needles and stuff like. I always want them to do something funny. I can't, I can't remember what Remy's being. I think, I think I might have gone plain old pumpkin, but there's a chance I went spider. Cause when they start crawling, there's these outfits that you can get with the spider legs that come out of the thing. So they're in a, like crawling along and all the legs are going, there was this lobster costume. I couldn't get my hands on it.

• 20:57Speaker 03

  I've seen them dressed as, I've seen spiders dressed with them, but I remember there was a story and I'm pretty sure it was a real, a real story. You know, there's sometimes you get confused as you've seen it's like kind of a satirical or like a hysterical article about something. But there was a man saying that his, his, he was, he, he, he had a white child, like a little girl. She was white. And she wanted to dress up as a character of another ethnicity who, I can't remember the details of it. And he was kind of saying like, what, what do I do? Like, is this kind of appropriate or something like this? He had this kind of moral conundrum that he'd kind of taken to the internet. It was, it was quite entertaining at the time.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  It was quite entertaining at the time. Anyway, so I hope Gigi doesn't get cancelled.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  I do think it extends to children as well. I don't think that you can be like painting your child.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  No, God, no. No, no, no. It wasn't that. It wasn't that far.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Unless it's green.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah. Unless you're going wicked. No, I don't think it was that dark. I think it was just like the outfit and the general vibe of it was, yeah, he was like, is this okay? And everyone was like, I actually don't know, to be honest.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Do what you feel is right. Do you remember Halloween when like you start off on Halloween and you literally go around trick or treating and you're looking for the best houses? Like we actually drove, we like, we drove to this really rich road and nobody was answering the door.

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• 23:04Speaker 02

  Married me, Joanna took a paddle.

• 23:07Speaker 03

  I heard. Well, I heard from you. Yes.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  I know. So Joanne and I are going to be paddle for teams. I feel like I wouldn't usually want to play like tennis with Joanne because she's only learning. But paddle, because we're so large, the two of us, we, we can take up most of the courts. You just can't miss.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  This is brilliant. This is like when I was a, I was a goalie in my hockey team. Um, because I was, because I was quite a large kid. And then once they put the kind of shins, shin guards on me and all, sure, nothing could get past me.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Nothing will get past you in this paddle game. I'm telling you. But I'm playing with Svenny at the moment and he is, you know, there's, I'm like, Sven, like we're only invited down to play because we can't get membership yet because they're full. Anyway. So people are inviting me and Sven to come and play and I'm having a great time with everyone. Svenny is up the net, absolutely smashing the ball into them. And I'm like, Sven, I'd like to be invited back for more games. And he's just there being like the weirdest, most competitive person. I'm like chill out. No one's going to want to play.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  He is like that though, isn't he? Hasn't he always been like that?

• 24:15Speaker 02

  It's embarrassing though.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. I wish I had more of a competitive spirit, to be honest. Like if I feel like I'm not going to achieve at something, I just completely zone out. Which is I think kind of what happened with traders and Max.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  You know, the way we love ex chat and what people decide to do with their exes. And do you remember Paloma Faith put that billboard up at the end of her ex's road? A billboard of herself so that he'd have to see it all the time. Well, there, everyone's been blocked at one stage or another, right? Let's be honest, we've all been blocked and we deserve it. Probably. It's when you lose, you know, when you lose the run of yourself. It's like, even if me and Sven have an argument, like I know how he argues now and he knows how I argue. So like, I know that he'll lose the run of himself. So all I have to do is hold out and just like, just hold back from even one message. And then I know it's just going to go, I'll get all these messages off and then you know that you're, you're winning.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  But like, then you end up getting blocked if you're not in a marriage, but obviously we don't block each other. But there's this woman and she got blocked, blocked. And so she went to the zoo and she went to the photo booth and there was an option to have the pictures.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Sorry, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Who, who blocked her?

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Her ex blocked her.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  So there was a woman who was going out with this lad, the ex blocked her and she was raging. She couldn't get in touch with him, but she was at the zoo. And there was a photo booth and in the photo booth that got, gave you the option to send the pictures to your phone. And so she sent them to his number. So then he got these really gorgeous pictures.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  No, that's brilliant. That's really good.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Really nice little pictures of her as well.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Fair play. I saw, I heard someone that they, um, sent their, because no one ever thinks to block on, um, like Monzo or Revolution or anything.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  Do you still have anyone blocked? I still have people blocked.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now, one, once or twice I've had girls of, like, I, I would take a lot for me to block now, to be honest. Like it would, like usually it's for romantic reasons or like unromantic reasons, if you get me. Um, or those men with the, who just, you know, the way some people just hate you and they're just going to keep coming at you for whatever. Um, but, but once or twice I've had a, a girl message to say, hey, my best friend, you blocked my mate Fiona. She's really sorry. Will you unblock her? And then I will.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  I've actually had people mail me about you as well.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. I can get a sense when I know they're not nuts, but they just had, they just kind of let themselves down for a night. And were a bitch to me. Do you know what I mean? But, but then if they're like, they'll say, sorry. And I'm like, grand, you're back in. But, but then there's other people who, you know, and you see, you know, the ones as well, Matthew six, eight, nine, five, three.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Blah, blah, blah.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  I probably have about 600 people blocked there, but I, I posted this thing. Yeah. I'd say I have a lot. Yeah.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  That's like a town of people.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  I know, but like I just, anyone who says anything that annoys me, I'm like, bye.

• 27:26Speaker 03

  No, I know. And you're right. Like, I always think it's really weird when people accuse people of like, she's deleting comments. It's like, yeah, it's my page. I'll delete what I want. Like, this isn't, I. This isn't a war for you to, this, my personal page is not, it's not an open forum for you to just shit on me publicly. Why should I leave that there? People are so odd. The entitlement is off the charts.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  I am, but I think that once, like, once I blocked those 600 people, Emma, how can I find out who I blocked, how many people I blocked? It must be about 600, could be more. Once you block the Patrick three, seven, five, nine. If once you block all them, you actually, it's quite a nice place to be. But I posted this thing yesterday and oh my God. The amount of like bitchy messages I'm getting. I did a job at Vinted, right?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Well, because I did a job at Vinted and it's, uh, the, the thing around it was, uh, kids' toys and not just clothes this time. So I did like the kids' toys and the amount of people have been like, this is a disgrace. You should be sending these to charity, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, all my money that I make from Vinted ever, from anything I've ever sold on there, always goes to charity. There is no, nothing different about the toys that I posted. Now, any money made goes to charity, but so many people are coming in on me. I'm like really bitchy. I'm like, oh my God, read that. Look at the next slide. Christ.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  Well, I missed, I missed that. I didn't see that, but, um, but it doesn't surprise me. Cause you know, people are, strangers are very sure of what you should be doing with your life and work and fees and all that. They're very sure what you should be doing with us. They're very sure. Funny enough though, I'm not sure they'd appreciate us telling them what to do in the same regard. But sure, there you go. That's the internet for you, isn't it?

• 29:21Speaker 02

  The internet. Let me find how many.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  It give it and it take it the way I would say about the internet. It can be the funniest, most fun, validating, wholesome, community-led place on the planet of the earth, or it can just be an absolute chaotic cesspit.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  I have found out how many people I've blocked. I found it, Emma. I have, okay, I've restricted 667 people.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Cause you know, when you just don't wanna see everyone's stories and stuff like that. Now, I didn't realise it was that high. Christ, I have a low, a low patience threshold, obviously. Blocked 798 people.

• 30:01Speaker 03

  I'm gonna check mine.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  But I think that's kind of amazing.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  I remember years ago, when I was only getting going and we were still doing this podcast for free. And I was still living in my shared house with my mushroom, my toilet mushrooms and everything. And I was trying to sell some clothes on Depop. Was it Depop? Yeah, one of them.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  And.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Depop's still going.

• 30:23Speaker 03

  I think so, yeah. Yeah, I think it is, yeah. And I said on Insta, I'm gonna sell some clothes. And straight away, I got this message from this woman, she's like, this is a disgrace. You shouldn't be making money on this. You're, you're, I don't know, I think she thought I was way more advanced in my career than I was. Cause I was like, sitting on a pleather couch in a shirt, you know, these brown pleather couches in a shared house. Do you know what I mean?

• 30:47Speaker 02

  With mushrooms coming out of the walls.

• 30:49Speaker 03

  Like chewing on my Tesco hummus. I was like, what? She's like, they should all be going to charity. You should not be keeping this money. And I was like, oh my God. And I started kind of spiralling then about kind of the ethics of it. But I fuck, I had no money. But I was like, hold on a second.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  It's no one's business though.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  The Kardashians are reselling their palm bags. Do you know what I mean?

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Let me, let me explain the Kardashian thing to you, right?

• 31:14Speaker 03

  I'm not saying that's right. I'm just saying.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  No, I know. No, I know. But they get gifted. So like, I think one of the main reasons with vintage, like, I'm very lucky to get given a lot of clothes as well. And that's why I just don't think that I should be earning money off that. I think it should go to charity because you're not paying for it. Why do you profit off it? Blah, blah, blah. But anyway, it's a nice thing to do to, to give it to charity as well.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  But the Kardashians, what they do is they give it to their, I think it's their mom's cousin, Cece. And they give her all the, it's amazing that I know this. They give all the clothes to her and she sells them. And she makes cash off them and I think gives them a percentage.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  So say that to me again. The drilling is driving me nuts.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  The mom's cousin takes all their old clothes, like that they would have been given and stuff like that. And I think she sells them. She keeps most of the money, but like, it's a proper full on business. Like she's got people working for her.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  No, I don't understand. Who's the mom's cousin? Who's the mom? I don't understand.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  So Kim's mom.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  Sorry, I'm with you now. Sorry. Tell me that story again. Sorry.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Okay, Kim's mom, Kris Jenner. Her cousin sells Kim's clothes and Courtney and whoever else wants her to sell them. She sells them and then she keeps the money. So it's like a little business to her. Now, I'm not a hundred percent sure if the Kardashians get anything from it. Emma, maybe you can fact check that. I'm not a hundred percent sure if they get anything from it. But it's a full on business. Like she literally has people working for her. Cause there's so much going in and going back out. And if you look at it, they've got shit on there for like nine grand and stuff. I'm like, who is, who's buying that?

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Well, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have thrown, came under the bus there. I didn't realise that was the deal. By the way, speaking of the Kardashians, have you seen this kind of scandal with Khloe?

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Well, I watched the episode, of course. Now, I actually, I'm an episode behind, so I can't believe I went on much more. There was some, yeah. So what happened was, there was some teacher who had posted this video and everyone thought it was really cute. And like, he was quite good looking. His name was Jacob, only because I know Khloe was slagging it because she was saying, use the, use the J. And so basically he had commented, maybe I'd like someday for someone to ask me, how was my day? And she commented on the post being like, how was your day? And then she was on the Kardashians and she was talking about this and how everybody was like mailing her about it and like telling her to go out with him. And he had mailed her, like, I think he got a bit handsy with the old phone and he was like, hey, how was your day?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  And then like, just following up. And then I just wanted to know that I hope you're, I wanted you to know that I hope you're having a good day. And there was all these messages of him obviously trying to get in touch with her. And she's like, it's just not that deep. Jacob, I was only just like, it was a sweet post and I was only doing that. And then Jacob was like straight in there trying to, trying to get it, get it on with her. I wasn't interested.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Well, he, she also then sent a lot of hate his way because she spoke about on the, on the, on the TV show. Basically.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  I don't think, I don't think people should be hating, but it was embarrassing for him.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, he said, cause the only way I came across this was that I was scrolling my scrolls and then came across his video where he's explaining everything that happened. And he's like, I'm just a teacher. Like, to be fair, Kim, or Khloe Kardashian, he was obviously saying, I want someone to ask me how my day was in a romantic way. He's basically saying, I want a girlfriend. And next thing Khloe comments saying, how was your day? Like, of course. And like a regular dude is gonna, you know, he's gonna have a big reaction to that. And yeah, he kind of, it was a bit scarred. He, he kind of didn't get the hint. She was, she, but like, I was also saying.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  I think she said he sent her seven, seven messages, 10 messages.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  I don't know how Khloe would cope with my daily meows. Do you know that I'm still getting those meows?

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Oh my God, I thought that pay pig was on to me, just so you know.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  Oh, is he on to you?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was on to me.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  Very good. Yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  I know.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  I was very happy with myself. Cause as a married woman, it's nice to know that somebody would be interested in you and insulting you for money.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  I mean, someday, you know, if I ever get cancelled and I lose my income, I will start calling that lad a fat bastard for a fiver.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Well, the meows are quite suspicious to me because Spencer meows. Have you ever heard him singing along to songs? He's like, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. And he just meows to songs. So he doesn't actually sing the words. He only meows. Could be him.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  It's because he's watching those cat AI videos that I get stuck into as well. There's someone making videos where cats are in a sitcom and it's, and it's really addictive watching. And it's like, basically kind of the fall of humanity in my personal opinion. It's like, Joanne, you could be reading a book. Instead, I'm watching The Love Affair of Two Cats, like dressed like humans. But I have a guy in my DMs and he contacts me every day, every single day. And I don't, like, I just ignore, I just ignore. Morning, hope you're having a good day. How was your day? Night, hope your day is good, blah, blah, blah. Like, but I, so I mean, I, I don't know. I just, I guess what I'm saying is, I can't imagine your man Jacob is that, just block him. Like, I don't know. I, you know, I, it was a pretty embarrassing.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  I don't think she needs to do it, is what I'm saying.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  But I also, I also feel the same way about the Kelly Clarkson thing. I don't think that was necessary.

• 36:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  I just think that like, when you've got a big following and stuff, like you just, you have to remember, like, even if you're like, if you're saying something with shit about like somewhere that you went to eat or something. If you have a following that's bigger than anybody else, I just don't think that you should be like slagging a, a small business off. Like, if someone asks you about it privately, you can say, I didn't really enjoy it. But like, don't be slagging them off and ruining their whole livelihood.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Maybe not identify them. Like I was giving out about a sound engineer yesterday on Insta, but I would never say where the, I would never make, I would never say the venue. I was just talking about how difficult it is sometimes. Not always. Most men I work with are absolutely sound and great and very professional and very respectful and all that jazz, as I am to them. But you get the odd one who just cannot take instruction from a woman. They just cannot do it. And I've had some pretty, like, I remember one guy I was in, it was a big room. And when I, when I say a big room, that's not, that's, I'm giving, I'm saying that to say, you think when you're in the bigger rooms that they'd actually have some respect for you? Do you know what I mean?

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  And I was like doing a sound check and I said, it just doesn't sound right to me. It just sounds really tingly. And he went, oh, cause he's in the sound box, obviously. And he goes, yeah, okay, I'm gonna come down to the stage, yeah, and explain to you how sound works.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  What did you say to him?

• 37:59Speaker 03

  I was, I just, I just, I walked off. I didn't stay on the stage.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  He came down and he was looking at, but you know, I just would never work with him again. I was never, I would just never let him on the tour again. And yeah, but then I did another one the other day. Now, see, I, there, like some sound men I bring around with me. And then some sound men are just in the venues because for this tour, for example, the tour is not big enough for me to justify bringing a sound man on the road. But none of the sound men, most of the sound men I've had on the road are absolutely amazing. Like I can't fault them at all. But I had another sound guy, he was just in the venue as such. And I was doing, talking him through the queues and he said, yeah, I've done shows before.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  People are just weird.

• 38:49Speaker 03

  Well, the part, the thing about it is, is that the night that I'm in that venue, I, I've rented that venue. Like, so it's, it's not cool to be so rude when I'm just trying to explain, like, anyway, and didn't he fuck up the queue?

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Oh, stop.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, he had fucked. I was like, he put no, he put no walk on music for the opener. And I actually wouldn't let her go out until he put the music on. I kept saying backstage, can we get the music, please? Can we get the music, please? Can we get the music, please? Yeah, I think he did. And whenever that happens, I'm so paranoid now about stuff like that. I think they do it. I'm like, he did it on purpose.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  I genuinely, that's where my mind goes.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

• 39:32Speaker 00

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• 39:55Speaker 00

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• 40:06Speaker 02

  Can I tell you one story now before we go?

• 40:08Speaker 03

  Please.

• 40:09Speaker 05

  Will I quickly do fact check corner because I have some information about a Kardashian closet with a K.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 05

  Is ran by Cece, who is actually, what's his name, Robert Senior's cousin. And it says, and I think Vogue said, not you, but that the paper.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Magazine.

• 40:30Speaker 05

  Magazine, thank you, that the, the revenues go back to the Kardashian Jenners. As a stream of income.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Nothing, sorry, they don't give anything to charity. I have seen them putting up their gifts from Prada and everything. So they're literally getting the bags on. And they're not giving any charity. That's bad.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  I do, I do those little, and they're, they're so tiny, those clothes sales that I, I do every now and again for second row and give the money to Palestinian charities. And like, I'm.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Do you know what we are, Joanne?

• 41:02Speaker 03

  I'm not exactly Kardashian cash. We're saints.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  That's terrible. That's terrible. Now that is bad. And Cece makes an absolute bomb off it as well because she's running the, running the show. How pathetic is that that I knew it was Cece? What the hell? I need to, I need to start watching the news.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  They, like, I did think the other day, and then I was like, Joanne, you've got a handbag business on the side, so I don't think you're going to speak, but Kylie has brought, is bringing out another range of clothes. And I was like, how much money do these people need?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Quite nice clothes, I have to say.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  Are they?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  I found myself on the website one day and I was like, Vogue, come on, you gotta, like, I've been into their stores. Remember they used to have Dash stores? I used to go into them when I went to America. Absolutely thrilled myself. But that is scabby now, I have to say.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  Well, it's, it's, well, if they're not going into charity, but I'm sure they must be. I mean, Jesus, how do they sleep at night? But then I was thinking to myself, like, with the, with anxious preoccupied, which is a bag business I have, I do that. And that's actually, like, we, not to get into the finances of it, obviously, but it's, I don't think Nikki would appreciate me doing that. But that's a, I just really enjoy that. Do you know what I mean? Like, it, it's, it's, I just really, and so I was like, Joanne, she probably just really enjoys it. It's not always about the money, do you know? She probably just really enjoys it.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, when you look at like Kim's businesses and stuff, they are pretty amazing and she wears them all the time. But like, I think when you find a business that you love, like I obviously.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  That's it, yeah.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Bear by Vogue and I'm just, it's such an easy thing for me to do because I wear it and love it all the time. You're the same.

• 42:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  And I really, I should be a part owner of anxious preoccupied because I've always got one on the go. There you go. There's your laptop case.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  We keep you, we keep you topped up, don't we?

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Well, I'll tell you what, Sandra's looking for a bag. I said, Sandra, you'll have to, I don't know if you have the right amount of followers for one, to be honest.

• 42:52Speaker 03

  She can, she can get the press discount.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Here, mom, here's a code for Joanne's bag.

• 43:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  I want to tell this last story.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Five percent. Okay, graffiti. I have to say, I am a fan of graffiti. I do, I do quite like the look of a lot of graffiti. I know it's not a bad commentary. But there's this new graffiti gang in Newcastle. Love Newcastle as well. And they're covering walls and underpasses with these ridiculous claims about celebrities. You know, when you slag off a celebrity.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Day, some of my favorites. Stacy Dooley asks for Domino's discount codes on Facebook.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  Oh, gosh.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Vernon Kay listens to steps in the bath.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  Love her.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  Holly Willoughby owed Love Honey £200 on Clonar.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for pinching cutlery.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  Oh my God. Who are these geniuses?

• 43:56Speaker 02

  It's so good. Joey Essex asks Chat GPT to explain the joke on the back of a penguin.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  This is like Hunsnat out in the wild. I love it.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  It's so good. Rita Ora has a little plus app. Susanna Reid eats pukka pies in bed. I, I just think it's so funny to just like, like that kind of thing is like a good news story. Imagine just walking through Newcastle and you just see one of those random things written. It's really funny. I enjoy it.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  I'll do one, I'll, all right, I'll, I'll do one of them for you in Philadelphia if you want.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Joanne, Joanne McNally eats Dairy D Dunkers, but that's true.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  No, but, well, that is, that is true. Yeah, that's true.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Have you seen, they started one with Oreos? I was thinking of you when I bought them for the kids.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  The snack pack with Oreos. I said, that's right up Joanne's strava, straza.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  No, because I'm, I'm a savory gal. I'm a savory gal. No, I'm not into them. But I'll, I will think of a really fun rumor for you and I will potentially, I mightn't actually graffiti in, in, in Philadelphia. That might be a bit mean, but I might do some AI and send it to you.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Now that you're, I'm going to pop over to your house because I live just down the road now. I'm going to pop over and I'm going to do a bit of graffiti on your house, like a little mural.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  That'd be nice. Yeah. To your face.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  All over the front.

• 45:17Speaker 03

  There was a woman DMing me the other day. She was like, how dare you? We shouldn't be using Chat GPT or talking about AI. I was like, sorry now. I, I, I'm pretty sure that, that, that train has left the station. I don't think, like, anything I do at this stage is gonna, I think I'm entitled to use something that pretty much everyone in the world is using. Do you know what I mean? Once I don't start making art with it. Although, hold on, I'm just about to do that.

• 45:42Speaker 02

  The stuff that I, I, I had to, what?

• 45:45Speaker 03

  I was like, once I don't start making it, using it to make art, she says, about to make art of Vogue's slag on a wall in Philadelphia. Maybe I'll handwrite it on a piece of paper and just send it to you.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  Perfect. Why don't you just recreate that, that drawing of me that you've kept in your kitchen? So, makes me feel real good about myself.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  She got, we got a great photo of a lovely, like a hand, a hand drawn photo of Vogue was handed to us in, in the stage door once when we were on our ghost tour the last time. And it was just, it's a, it's just.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Not a great look for me.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  It's not a great look for you. It's not a great look. So it has pride, pride of place in my kitchen. Yeah. And a little candle underneath us. It's like a little shrine.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Everybody, please send in all your traders' questions. You know, this is, I, I'm working on this now today. This is my job. Traders' questions, please. To [email protected]. No, that's wrong.

• 46:44Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  Fuck's sake. I'm going to use it now.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Hello. Even I, like even I, who has the mental capacity of a therapist.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  Hello at mtgmpod.com.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  There you go. Also, can I just please plug? I've added extra dates. I mean, of course I have.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  I rolled my eyes. I saw that earlier. I rolled my eyes. I thought, Jesus Christ.

• 47:09Speaker 03

  As if I'm not going to take advantage of being on the traders, do you know what I mean? You're gonna, you're gonna add some dates.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  Right.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  You're gonna add some dates. So I've added, let me have a little look.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  I'm going to have to go again.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  No, I'm going to bar you. Because you're not going to laugh anymore and you'll bring the tone down.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  I have two more this side of Christmas.

• 47:32Speaker 03

  So, yes, so Sunderland, Stockton-on-Tees, Oxford, Wolverhampton, Sheffield, Southend, Manchester, Brighton, Edinburgh, London, Birmingham, Nottingham, Newcastle, Bristol.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Stunning. I will stop you there. Spencer was slagging me because I was calling it Sunderland. It's Sunderland. Did you know that? Sunderland. It reads Sunderland to me as well.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  It certainly, well, it's Sunderland to us.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Bye, everybody.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  So long.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  This has been a global production.