SHE'S IN THE JUNGLE!

The cat is out of the bag... The snake is out of the sack... VOGUE IS IN THE JUNGLE!!! In this episode, recorded the day before she got on a very long flight, she and Joanne discuss what's to come over the next few weeks, how she's feeling and how Joanne nearly blew it all weeks ago! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com https://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com https://www.joannemcnally.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with the usual people, Joanne McNally and Vogue Williams. Joe Adewel's away, we have Imo.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Just to set the scene for our listeners, I am in Killarney. Vogue is in London. I'm running a little low on pod equipment as I like to sprinkle things behind me in hotels and leave them there to start a new life with somebody else. So that means I'm with, I'm no, I have no mic or camera, but that's okay.

• 1:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. Very organized girl. She'd no headphones last week. We found the headphones, so we're happy with that.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Remote podding isn't, it's, it's, it's not easy, as she says, zooming in from her bed. It's not easy, you know?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I couldn't agree more. As I sit here with my mic and my camera and my proper headphones. Couldn't agree more.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  From the comfort of your own home, it's the packing for me is the real issue.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  Ask me what's in my case for Australia.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Sorry, should we explain before, again, a little bit of context would go, would do, would go far in this situation? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a fake claxon sound for your announcement.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  Okay, go.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Or a drum roll, maybe.

• 2:06Speaker 02

  What's that, what's that say, like phone ringing?

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Vogue. What is your news, please? For our listeners.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  Finally. When you are listening to this, I am gonna be in the jungle on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I'm a late goer. And the rumours are true.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  The rumours are true.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  I'm not a liar, haven't been ignoring anyone. I just would rather pretend you didn't ask me the question, so I don't have to answer. I leave tomorrow.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  It's top secret information. It's where she was going into the White House. I mean, we've all found NDAs. I can't even look my mother in the eye, because she's like, is she going in? I'm like, I cannot confirm or deny.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  I mean, I trust Pat. You probably could have told Pat, to be fair.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Good, because I tell Pat yet.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  John, I honestly, I know that you'll have told those people, like with Sven, who, come on.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Fifteen to twenty people tops, Vogue, I would say. Some of them I don't even know their names, but whatever. Look, the point is, the story never got out. I can't be held responsible.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  The story never got out? It couldn't be more out? I've had people stop me on the street and I'm like, ha, you should be in Australia. I'm like, should I? Why? What's, what's happening there?

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I've been telling everyone.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  I've been, I've been ringing up girls I went to school with, haven't seen in 20 years, telling them.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  I am, there's nothing better when you have a bit of gossip. I, there was a guy that we work with, me and Sven, and, and he kept asking me, he kept asking me, are you going? And I was like, listen, I'm not, like, stop asking me, I don't want to talk about it, blah, blah. And he was like, well, I'm going out for dinner with Sven tonight, but he probably won't tell me. I was like, Svenny will tell you within three and a half seconds. He couldn't give a shit.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Me and Spencer kept ringing each other, taking turns to tell each other over and over again.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  I tell you what, it's really hard for me especially to like, to keep a secret. But now I leave tomorrow, the bags are packed. I think I have everything.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I, for some reason, I thought you were about to say the bag's out of the cat. And I was about to laugh outrageously and go, the cat's out of the bag, you Phil. But no, you were, you were correct in what you were about to say.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  The bags are packed.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  Out of the cat. She is going to the jungle. And I'm actually only taking the piss. I didn't tell 15 to 20 people. I really, really didn't.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  You told more than 10. I don't lie. I know you told more than 10.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  Vogue, you forget, I'm a hermit. I don't, I haven't spoken to 10 people in a month.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Okay, you had two shows in Dublin, right?

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Oh, when I announced it on stage in the Olympia.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  That might have been where you got the traffic.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  That's it. That's where all the messages were coming from. Great. It was the worst kept secret, but I don't know. Everyone's name seems to come out. Like when you see everyone who was, who was announced for it, like they, who wasn't announced for it. Then they were. So I don't know where that comes from because everyone got ratted out. I suppose no one can hold their own wa, no one can hold water.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Well, I, I, I think it's actually a really good way of getting a bit of PR for yourself. As an ex-publicist marketer, you know, I start most of my sentences on a daily basis. I wouldn't mind throwing my own.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Did you used to work in a hotel?

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Well, Vogue, I'm thrilled you asked. I, when I was, when, obviously when I was checking into the hotel I'm in last night, I was giving them the whole spiel about my hotel experience.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  I used to, I used to do this.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Popping my head into the housekeeping. Hey, you girls, I'm one of you, you know.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  But it's a great way of getting yourself a bit of PR. Like I will most certainly be throwing my name in the mix next year, I can assure you.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  I might tuck my back in again. A return. She's going back.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Or maybe you're gonna host it. Like, I swear to God, because I, I was sending you names that I was saying, oh, look, you're gonna be in with such and such. And you're like, I don't think they're going in. I haven't heard that. So yeah, it's a great way to just fire your name in.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  I'm going in with Tom. Reed Wilson, who's gas, and I've cycled by him a couple of times and I'm like, might see you Sunday, Tom. And we're both just laughing at each other. So neither of us have confirmed it, but I'm assuming it's gonna, I hope it's him. The worst part is, right? So everyone ends up getting papped in the airport. So tomorrow when I go to Heathrow, if they ask me, if they're like, where are you off to? I have to say, uh, Dublin. And then when I land in Australia, what are you doing in Australia? I'm gonna say, I've got a part on Home and Away.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Are you serious?

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, can't, can't confirm, confirm until, like, so I, so you'll watch this, I'll already be in. So I, I get trailed on Wednesday. So I go into the jungle on Wednesday and then Thursday I'm on air.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  It's like you're going to speak at a tribunal.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  I had a weird.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  This is very much the money was only resting in my account. It's got serious Father Ted vibes. Do you remember that episode in my, did you ever watch Father Ted? The money was only resting.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  Fair. It's a good excuse.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Resting for a while now, but it was, it was merely resting. It was napping.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  I had, I had a weird dream.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  On its way to the revenue, it was simply napping. It was just taking a little break for itself.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  Um, I had a weird dream the other night about the jungle, cause like tonight I'm worried I want to sleep, but I don't really care because I'll be on a plane for so long, I can sleep then, because I'm, I'm getting quite nervous now about leaving the kids. Also, I'm gonna put this here because it will stop any rumours or like family feuds or anything.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  She's had a tit job.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  That will be evident on the jungle. I'm trying to find bras with a bit of fucking padding. I'm like, I'm not standing beside her or her in the shower. I look like I've gone inwards.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  I would die laughing. We just arrived into Australia with a huge pair of tits, like two, two, double D's with the stitches still in them. And you're like, what?

• 8:02Speaker 03

  I'm still, I'm still choosing bikinis, cause one of them's not padded. And I'm like, if I turn to the side, I look like a fucking arning board. But anyway, no, so I would like to say here.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  I will not, my kids won't come out to greet me in, in the jungle. So if you get quite far, which I mightn't, I might get kicked out first. But if you get quite far, sometimes they'll like fly your family out. But my kids are very young and they're in school and I will have to deal with the fallout of very little children flying for that long, for two days. So I've asked for Sven not to bring them out. Whether he changes his mind, I don't know. And also Sven might not be there because he's doing his project seven and seven. So he finishes on the seventh in Antarctica. I finish on the eighth. So trying to get from Antarctica to Australia, that is why there is no family feud. I'm just putting it out there now because I was like, I need to make sure that people

• 8:59Speaker 03

  know that. But, but I was thinking of Gina. Gina would be great.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Firstly, can I just say your combined level of professional ambition has me wanting to take a nap. I'm tired of you just listening to you. He's in the Antarctica, you're in the jungle. Where are you, ML? I'm in bed and will be watching all of this.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  Oh my God. Do you have a, do you have a show on the eighth? You could fly out and meet me. They'll pay for you.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  I love a business flight and I've just announced my Australian dates. I could do with a bit of Aussie, I could do with a bit of bridge time. Now, I'm not, I'm not willing to share it with you though. I'd like just to be on the bridge by myself.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  Just push, push me off the bridge, I'll be weak.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  Off the bridge, yeah. You'll be weak.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  Come and take a celebratory champagne and be like, fucker. I'm on tour, I'm on tour.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  I'm on tour, guys. Brisbane, Perth, Sydney.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  It's in Brisbane, you're flying to Brisbane.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Oh my God. Are you, are you gonna be in Brisbane?

• 10:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I fly to Dubai, two hours stopover then to Brisbane.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  Hang a couple of posters for me, will you?

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Do you want me to do some flyer-ing? I've got a couple of down days.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  I wouldn't. I didn't want to ask you, but now that you've offered it to me. Put me on FaceTime and just walk me around town and I'll just, just do, here ye, here ye, how about that?

• 10:23Speaker 03

  I have a great idea. Why don't I get penile tattooed to my forehead?

• 10:28Speaker 02

  Ah, I was, I, I didn't want to say, but I was hoping you'd get anxious preoccupied as a tramp stamp, so it could be the bad business.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Supposedly the plane trip home is wild as well. Everyone's just delighted and they're all getting locked on the plane because we all fly back together.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Stop. I would, when I said, do you know how much I would love to go?

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Check your dates. You'd fly on the 7th.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  You know, you know, it's a must mate.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Well, what am I talking about? I could get, I could get kicked out in the first week. So don't do that, actually. That will jinx me. Don't do it.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Okay, fine. Well, I can't, I fucking, I'm sure I'm fucking, I'm on the road. So what are, what are we looking at here? What's going on? What, have you got any like things you're definitely not gonna do? Because see, people, this is, I'm so buzzing for you to go into this because people don't necessarily know how hardcore you are.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  You see, I, I, even though I'm terrified of most things, like who wants to hang around with insects? Nobody does. But my shame of not bringing back any stars or saying that I'm not doing it would be too high that I wouldn't be able to forgive myself. So I think I'm just gonna try absolutely everything. I'm not gonna winge. I'm gonna try my best not to be a winger. Like, it's gonna be, I'll miss, I'll miss knowing, like, what am I gonna do in the morning when I wake up? How am I gonna know if I'm, if I'm tired or not? If I've slept well? How would I know? I won't have any of my devices. I have nothing. I can't even bring Fentanyl in. Nothing.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  This is barbaric. You, so.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  I know. Not a thing.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  You're going to war. You're going to war.

• 12:03Speaker 03

  I'm to wash my knickers in a lake.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  This is very Timothée vibes, isn't it?

• 12:08Speaker 03

  I'll tell you what, I won't be, I was like, well, you look sexy in the jungle shower. I'm like, no, like, have you met me? Like, certainly not when I'm sharing or get shampoo in my eyes and stuff.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Well, folks, just please just remember you are, sex does sell. And as an ex-publicist and marketer, I would be, I would be hoping that there is some attempt to be sexy.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Do you have a degree in marketing?

• 12:30Speaker 02

  I have a, I have a masters in public relations, baby.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Do you? I fucking know you do.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Oh, here's the phone.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  What has she ordered?

• 12:49Speaker 02

  No, it's, I rang down, tell them you're getting out of the jungle, they'll ride me back.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Do you want another weird dream I had?

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Oh, please, because then I'm going to tidy up mine, because it's mad.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  So I was thinking, right, I was obviously thinking about like going in late and everyone's like, oh, God, you guys were in like four days later than us, you don't even have it. And like, and not being accepted by the group and being worried that they wouldn't accept us. And then I had a dream that like, I won loads of fruit or something in a challenge and no one's had any fruit, they've only had rice and beans. And that I brought it back to the group and then Jack Osborne took it away from me and said, you can't have any. Because you've only just got in, don't give her any fruit. And I was just left in the corner with my rice and beans and he wouldn't give me any strawberries.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Sometimes, sometimes dreams are so abstract and sometimes they're very much what you see on the tin, aren't they? Like, that's just, that is just very like, kind of, what would you say? There's nothing to decode there.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  I'd never thought I'd dream about Jack Osborne not giving me a strawberry. Just didn't see that in my, in my, in my dream life, ever.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  So last night, so I, I didn't sleep very well the night before, so that, so woke up this morning, went straight back to sleep, but put on a little documentary thing, which I think is why I lose a dream a lot, because it kind of keeps you slightly in your REM mode, I think, more so.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  And then, so I had a dream, and it was, the dream was insane. I was being watched by Furbies. Firstly, I realised in the dream, I, I thought I'd slept through the show and I asked Gero to slap me in the face really hard. And he did, and then I realised it was a dream. But then it went into like mad shit where I was eating all blue eggs, like all the, I was cracking eggs and the yolk was blue. And then your one from Strang, your one from Stranger Things was there, but she was topless.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Millie Bobby Brown.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  Millie Bobby Brown, great rock on her.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Do you know she had a dream about going down on Gemma, Gemma Collins?

• 14:50Speaker 02

  I did.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  You know, yeah.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  There's, I think there's a tiny lesbian trying to push herself out in my subconscious.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  But it was, it was just one of these dreams, but I knew it was, I knew it was a dream. And then there was a girl and she was like, if it's a dream, you can kill me if you want, because it's not going to be real. And I was like, I don't think I want to ever experience that. Anyway, it was mental, mental. And I'm just so, so I'm glad I just read the blue egg thing. I was like, this is fucking Alice in Wonderland shit. This is bizarre. But yeah, Millie Bobby Brown was there topless. I'm sorry, Millie Bobby Brown, you didn't consent to that.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that's very rude. I think we're gonna, there's gonna be some questions asked. Maybe you shouldn't watch me in the jungle shower. You might get turned on, you never know.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  It's like Vogue, these kids look great.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  What? Didn't tell you what happened to me the other day.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  So I went to Winter Wonderland to the press night. So you get invited to the press night. I'm very lucky to get invited by Global.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  Winter Wonderland is the new Purple Dragon. There's so much talk about it out of you lately.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, because it's November. That's all I'm gonna talk about. Like, I'm, I'm, I'm probably this is my only time to go because I'm away now for three weeks. I'd usually go two or three times. So anyway, I went to the press night with the kids and, and I had spilt. So we're in the, we're in the taxi. They're obviously being really full on. We'd gone to see Sven on his run and then they spilled something down me. But I just put my jacket on and because it's a press night, there's a lot of photographers there. So you have to go to a press wall kind of thing. I mean, I was wearing, because I'd run with Svenny as well, I was literally wearing running gear and this black jacket, I looked desperate. Everyone else looked amazing. And then I was like, God, my trousers actually feel soaking. So anyway, after all the pictures were taken, I went and sat in like the ball ball ride with Otto.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  And I was looking down and I was like, oh, I was like, it looks like I've pissed my pants. And I had to ring Luisa because my manager, I was like, oh my God, Luisa, it looks like I pissed my pants. They've just taken loads of pictures of me. She's like, it can't be that bad. I took a picture of it and it was worse. It was a full wet patch. I had to run back and be like to the photographers, please, please don't put those pictures out. I was like, it looks like I've pissed myself. And they're like, it doesn't, look at the pictures. So I'm talking to like six different photographers being like, don't put them out if it looks like I've pissed my pants. Please, my kid spilled something on me.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  But again, Vogue, this is a great bit of PR. If I ever get invited to Winter Wonderland, I'll fake. I, I would, that like, it's a, it's a great way to guarantee coverage. You're not peaking this shit through at all.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  I don't want to be known as pissy pants. I don't want to be known as pissy pants.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  Well, are you aware that your Zoom name is now knob bag? I'm looking at.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, everyone keeps changing.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Imogen is down below and you're knob bag.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Well, if the shoe fits.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I think, so I think you've got bigger problems in your home.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Joan, do you think I know how to change the name on that? Are you mad?

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Knob bag.

• 17:45Speaker 03

  I'm knob bag for life now. I can't change that.

• 17:48Speaker 02

  That is so funny. It's like, it reminds you of one of the, one of my funniest moments during lockdown. Do you remember when the guy put the cat filter on himself and he, he was in that very serious corporate Zoom meeting? And they were like, um, Max, we just need to let you know you are presenting as a cat.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  He was like, well, I don't know how to change it. We'll have to just continue. He was like reading out like an Excel doc with like this huge cat head on it. It was very funny.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  The greatest Zoom that happened in lockdown, and I go and watch it sometimes because it's so brilliant, is Ming, the Irish politician, who was sitting in his knickers on his bed, scratching his arse. And it was in the European Commission. Do you not remember that? And his wife was in the background, asleep in the bed. And he's just like, and it comes, and then when it zooms out of him, back to the European Commission or whatever it was, they're all just trying to hold in this laugh. He was in his fucking knickers. He had like a shirt on, so he was kind of like nice from the top up. And he scratched his arse and everything in it. And I don't think that's in the fair time.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  Oh no. Zoom has a lot to answer for.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  A friend of mine, we were laughing yesterday. I don't know how it came up, but her mother died years ago. Like it could be kind of 15 years ago. And, um, which actually isn't that long, but anyway, she said.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  My dad was dead 15 years on Wednesday. That is long.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  No way. Congratulations.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Thanks a million.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  Congrats, Fred. Freddie.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  Congratulations, Fred. He's still dead, is he?

• 19:23Speaker 03

  Still dead, yeah.

• 19:24Speaker 02

  Still dead. So, but she was saying, I think we were talking about singing and she was like, I used to think I had a really good voice, which said, but I was completely deluded. And she said, at my mother's funeral, I sang Summer Over the Rainbow. She said, I don't know what I was thinking. It was the grief. Like, I'm not, I'd never sang publicly before I got up. And I said, with the mic and all on the altar. She goes, yeah, got up. Yeah, and sang Summer Over the Rainbow at my mother's funeral.

• 19:49Speaker 03

  What a hard song.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  I know. And she's not that type of person at all. It's very out of character. And she said, after, no one said it was good. They all, they all just said she was really brave.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  They're all like, that was brave. Fair play. She's like, okay, thanks.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  You've got to be careful of the grief because I'm convinced I got married the first time because of the grief. I'm sure that's, that's, that's, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. That's what I think happened. Yeah. Hundred percent. I was like, just, you're kind of like, you're, you're a different person to what you usually are.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  Listen, if there's anywhere, if there's any way to blame something else, you'll always blame someone, won't you?

• 20:31Speaker 02

  Hundred percent. Yeah.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  My mom, my mom.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  And maybe that's what's wrong with me.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, I know, I always think you should blame someone. I said to my mom once, I was like, that was your fault now. I was very upset. You let me go to Australia. And she was like, how dare. I was like, it was your fault. And that's what I'm sticking to.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Mothers are gas though. And I, you kind of have to leave them off sometimes because I think they're all, I, we, we tend to blame them for most things, really. Or like, they, they have such a huge impact on us and our growth and our development and stuff. But like, they make massive mistakes themselves, do you know? And they're also a product of whatever weird way they were raised and all that. But, um, but yeah, but sometimes like I thought stuff about my mom and she's like, did I do that? I did not. I'm like, yeah, you did. You did. You did that. I was like, God, I've, God, I'd forget my head.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  No memory of locking you into your room in a cage. No, they're obviously not that, but you know what I mean?

• 21:25Speaker 03

  My mom would, she'd be like, and so you probably deserved it.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  You probably deserved it.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's the, yeah. I think our mothers, they're more like the defensive kind, perhaps.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  I can neither confirm nor deny.

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Would you ever do it? Would you ever do it?

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Um, would I do it? Yes, if, if I felt the time was right. If I was gonna do any, if I was gonna do any of the reality TV shows though, I would, it would be Jungle. I would be, cause like you, I'm not precious about stuff and I'd happily chew on a kangaroo ball or whatever it is that they need you to do. And, and I think I'd be quite good at getting the stars.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have a bad gag reflex though, I have to say, if I have to like, I will eat the stuff, but like, I like, if I don't like something, it could come back up.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  That's why I did recommend getting into the bulimia before you went, so it would really minimise the gag reflex, but you didn't listen to me, did you?

• 22:19Speaker 03

  I tried to, well, there was, there was a lot of things I was gonna try and do. I was gonna try and not eat chocolate for a while. I was gonna try and cut my coffee down to one. I was gonna try and stop the fizzy drinks. Did I do any of that? No, I didn't. I've just been so kind to myself because I thought about you. And I said, what would Joanne do? She wouldn't give a shite about her future self. So I've decided, fuck, fuck Vogue in the jungle.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, fuck jungle Vogue. Treat yourself all day, every day. But it does leave me with a conundrum because Vogue, I can't do this podcast on my own. And you're not gonna be able to do it from the jungle.

• 22:55Speaker 03

  And I would like you to-

• 22:57Speaker 02

  I thought I was going on my holidays, cause Vogue was like, I'm going to Jungle, so I won't be here for three weeks. So I was like, oh.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Ah, no, no, no.

• 23:02Speaker 02

  Going on my holidays, but of course, Vogue, my micromanager extraordinaire, was like, you're not going anywhere bitch. We're gonna, we're gonna get people to come on in my place.

• 23:16Speaker 03

  They're good people, they're good comedians, we're excited, it's gonna be good eps.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  Do we, can we say who we're having or not?

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think we can. And also, I, I want you and the girls to ask people to vote for me, like shamelessly, shamelessly plug me. Imagine you started bitching about me if I was really annoying on it and you were like, God, that Vogue one's a fucking nightmare.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  I was like, ring 101 for Jack Osborne, guys.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  Ruby Wax is flying it in there, girls. That's who gets my vote. What, what happens when you come out? Are you gonna be like, how famous are you gonna be? Like, I feel like, how's this gonna affect me?

• 23:57Speaker 03

  You cannot say the word famous. Do you know what they asked in one of the, in one of the interviews that they, so, so when did you realise, because it's called I'm a Celeb, when did you realise that you were famous? And I was like, I can't.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  That's a terrible question.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  I was like, I can't answer that question. They were like, what do you mean? I was like, no one answered that question.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:12Speaker 03

  I was like, did anyone answer that? And they were like, no, everyone answered it. I was like, I'm not answering that. I'm Irish and I'll actually be barred from the country if I talk about, about myself like that. No way.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  I get asked that sometimes in interviews. Like, why do you think you're so successful? And I'm like, no. Joanne McNally claims to be a massive success. Like, that's what the, you know, they're awful questions. They're awful. Or my, the one I get is, what's it like to be a woman in comedy? I remember someone saying to me before, I'm pretty sure I've, I've heard of female comics walking out of interviews. Can they have that? Yeah. Well, Eleanor Tierney, who is a female comic, I think, actually now I don't mind it as much, but at the start I was probably a bit more sensitive about it. She was saying, that's like, she's like, I don't know, because I've only ever known, I've only ever been a female, so I don't know, you know? Like, it's like, I'm in the peachy dish, it's happening, it's rolling. I can't answer that question.

• 25:06Speaker 00

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• 25:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, now the kids aren't going on him. Spencer's not going either, but she wants it to know, there's no fuse.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  We can hear the hang up.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Did you see the Sydney Sweeney drama?

• 25:54Speaker 03

  Well, there's a few things that she's done. So she did an ad with, was it American Eagle?

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  And it was like jeans for, I've, I've got good jeans or something like that. It was a play on that it was a jean company, a jean campaign. But it was G E N E. And people were just like pissed off.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  They thought, they felt it was kind of tone deaf and a little like kind of white supremacist vibes was the, was the, what people, some people took it as. I didn't give it any thought.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  Blonde, blue eyed, yeah.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then I am a white woman with blue eyes. So that's probably why I didn't give it that much thought. But I, it didn't read to me like it was a play on white supremacy. But I think that would be a very, as an ex-public assistant marketing professional, it would be a very ill advised route to go down, to do something like that. But she also has, there's a, there's a bang of MAGA offer. Apparently there's a bang of, they think that there's, and of course she's, you know, that's online. It doesn't go down well if there's anything possibly. But anyway, she was interviewed by a liberal recently who asked her, had she any comment on the drama around her being a white supremacist on a jean ad?

• 27:04Speaker 02

  And she said, I feel like if I have anything to say about anything, people will hear about it. I E. Fuck off. And of course the internet exploded. Half, some people were like fair flight for her. Who cares? Like she doesn't, you know, she's, she's decided not to speak about it and she shouldn't have to answer it. And then other people were like, this is disgusting. This is gross. She should have acknowledged it.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  You're never gonna, you're, you're never gonna make everyone happy. What I found strange that she did was, because I would be, I would never go against Taylor Swift ever. Not that I have any problem with her, but she started going out, she started going out with Scooter Braun, who totally fucked over Taylor Swift. And it's like, that's an unusual, I mean, you can't help it, you fall in love with it, but supposedly he's a bit of a. Wank bag.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a bit of a, he's, he's a bit dodgy, isn't he? But I do feel like-

• 27:53Speaker 03

  Bit like me, knob bag.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Knob bag. He's one of you. I do feel though, she, there was a weird, she'd have kind of very, I would say smug look on her face when she was saying she wasn't going to speak about it. I, I, I personally, if there was a massive fallout over the ad and I'd been in the ad, I would, I would be like, listen, like, can't apologise enough, wasn't the intention, you know, there's all that that you would say.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  I don't think I would sit there with that weird smile on my face and say, there's something quite smug about her. There's just, she's, she's, I don't think she's handling what's going on with her at the moment well. I just don't think she's handling it well.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Supposedly there's a big fallout, so there's a new season of Euphoria coming out. If anyone hasn't seen Euphoria, watch season one and season two, it's amazing.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  I haven't watched it.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Oh my god, Joanne, you're so, you will love, won't you, Joanne, love it, Emo? No, you'll love it. You will love it. Zendaya's in it and supposedly her and Zendaya have had a big fallout. And I don't know, I get same vibes off Zendaya, I just do.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Same. Yeah, I do as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, Sydney Screenies, there's something, she's having a bad run of us in the press and people, she's not popular on the internet is what I'd say, but then you wonder, and then, did you see this? Oh my god.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  We should be on GB News, you and I. We've got some real hard hitting stories on this pod. You can be Eamonn Holmes, I, bag's not.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  And ill-informed opinions, to be, to be quite frank.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Do you remember they asked me to be a contributor?

• 29:29Speaker 03

  You and Nigel Farage going in, holding hands.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  They think she, they think she'd be a great asset. I was like, GB News? What have I accidentally tweeted in the middle of the night that I'm, I've been asked to go on GB News?

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Ruby Rose blames Sydney Sweeney for film's box office failure. So Sydney Sweeney has been in a film that's come out called Christie. And it was about a, the biopic tells the story of boxing champion Christie Martin and became one of the biggest flops of all time on its opening weekend. Making just one million from 2000 cinemas, a per theatre average of £495. So like, that's, and I think this is all happening because of what's going on in her, in her private life, her personal life, or, or kind of between the Scooter Braun and the, the

• 30:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  white supremacy and the MAGA stuff and all that jazz, right? Despite the failure, Sweeney took to Instagram to defend the movie. She says, if Christie gave even one woman the courage to take her first step towards safety, we would have succeeded. Am I proud? Yes. We don't always make art for numbers, we make it for impact. Then Ruby Rose.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Tell that to the investors.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  It's not, it's not for the money, guys. It's not for the money.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, yeah.

• 30:49Speaker 03

  I want my money back.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  This 60 billion project was a passion project for me as because it had none of my money in it. So, but do you remember Dakota Fanning was in a flop recently and she came out and she goes, yeah, I agree, it was shit. Do you remember that?

• 31:01Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  And, and, yeah, and she was like, I get why it was a flop. Yeah. She goes, yeah, I didn't think it really worked either, to be honest. And the, the.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Fair play to her. I like her as well.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  So Ruby Rose, do you know who she is?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  And she's a good friend of Taylor Swift, so it's all connected.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Is Ruby Rose the Australian actress?

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Ruby Rose, prominent finger in the.

• 31:23Speaker 03

  Oh, she is.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Prominent figure in the LGBTQ plus community accused Sweeney of not being connected to this aspect of the character. And, oh, maybe Christie's, oh yeah, sorry, that's it. Christie Martin identifies as a lesbian and has been married to a woman since 2017. Rose, a prominent finger in the, finger? Prominent figure? And prominent finger in the lesbian community, gasp, prominent.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  You'd hope to be, wouldn't you? You'd want at the top of your game.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Prominent figure in the LGBTQ community accused when you have not been connected to that aspect of the character.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  And called her a cretin. And obviously, the stats on the Christie film are proof that this is having a real impact on her career. And the studios, she says, with no knowledge of how any of this works. If you could lose that much money for a studio, that, you know, they're not going to be banging down your door with the first scripts.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  You're absolutely correct, Joanne McNally.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  And I will say, I'm taking an acting course next week. So Sydney, if she's not working, I'm happy to slip in.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Take any roles. I'm doing an improv course. So yeah, send it my way.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  That'll be fun.

• 32:39Speaker 02

  I always said I was, I couldn't act. I can't. Turns out I can. I did that lifestyle sports, um, Christmas campaign. And I was, I was watching videos like, I can act.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. I thought for a brief moment, I thought, is that all Pacino on screen? Cause that's the vibe I'm getting.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Jennifer Lawrence in a lifestyle sports campaign.

• 33:00Speaker 03

  I could have said something nicer. No, I was thinking more Robert.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Robert De Niro.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  Robert De Niro. And who did we always used to say about you? What's his name? What's his name? Meatloaf. Remember?

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Meatloaf, thank you. Meatloaf. Yeah. Meatloaf saving Christmas for lifestyle sports in his gym gear.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Folks promoting pedigree chum again. Look, there she is, Afghan hound, wearing crocs.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  I swear to God, there was someone across the road from me with an Afghan hound. I swear to God, she was smirking at me. I just, I felt The hound or the woman? The owner knew. The woman who owns the hound. I know, I did feel like I knew. Okay. I have two things to say to you. First of all, have you watched All's Fair?

• 33:44Speaker 02

  I haven't, and I haven't. And I want to, I want to, but I don't want to.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Please God, can people not ruin this for the rest of us? Even Imo loved it. It is so ridiculous that it's brilliant. And now I'm scared that everyone's been panning it so much that it won't come back like Sex and City. It's so good. Like, Imo, do you lo- I'm caught up. I'm like, fuck it, I'm not gonna be able to watch it now. I nearly cancelled Gone in the Jungle because I was like, I can't miss All's Fair. It comes out weekly now.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Does it?

• 34:17Speaker 03

  Well, like, three apps, then one came out, and the next one's out is on Monday. I'm not gonna be able to see that. Great. Great.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Did you hear she failed her bar exams, Kim?

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  And she was on the phone to her sister saying her psychics are all full of shit.

• 34:32Speaker 03

  Well, they were, weren't they?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, it wasn't just on this occasion, I might, I might like to add there. You know how I feel about psychics.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  It actually said psych- psychics.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, whole team.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  She has a few on the- I used to love it. Now, I do have a girl who is more like a tarot reader, and she is amazing. Like, you'd love to even chat to her, Penny. She's in Ireland, and she's, she is, she's one that I would talk to. And I keep, me need to talk to her again, but I just haven't had time. Don't even have time to talk, talk to a therapist at the moment.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  I have something I need to talk about. Joanne, you know I don't really like when you're right.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  I am thrilled that you remembered to do this because I forgot. Yes.

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm a turncoat.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  I await your apology, please. I'm ready to receive.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  Well, I'm not apologising because that's not in my nature.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Not what you do. Yeah. Do what, well, do what you do. I'm sorry, but.

• 35:24Speaker 03

  I am sorry, but you might have been partly right.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  About the seasons.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Because I got, but it just, I wouldn't say that you're fully right because supposedly there are two calendars. But if I, I would, I should probably be going by yours, but it turns out I am a turncoat.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  Would you like to explain what you're talking about?

• 35:47Speaker 03

  So Joanne said that she thought winter was in November, and I said winter starts in December because that's what.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  I'm more so that I think November is in winter.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, so November is in winter. And we were wondering why it was still quite warm. But I was going by the, basically Met Aaron. Does Met Aaron do it as well, that that's winter?

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Well, Matt, yeah, so in Ireland.

• 36:12Speaker 03

  So in Ireland.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Joe and Vogue both told me I was wronged, deranged and a fool.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  And laughed about her and then we bitched about her after as well.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Did it, yeah.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  And then yesterday, yeah, and I was laughing again yesterday, I was ringing about her and I telling everyone about her. Just slagging her off the whole time. Joanne was going by the Irish Celtic calendar. So the Celtic calendar divides the year into four seasons, spring, arach, summer. I'm not going to do all them, autumn and winter, each lasting three months, starting with, okay. Unlike the solar based modern calendar, the Celtic calendar is rooted in seasonal cycles and is marked by eight festivals. Right, the four main Celtic seasons, spring, February, March, April.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Now, I haven't seen anything pop up in February. I have not seen a single bluebell, but anyway, I'm willing to deal with this. Summer, May, June, July. What, August feels quite summery, you have to admit.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Basically, Vogue has taken the soup. Um, which is a term that Irish people use for when an Irish person loses their cell in the UK.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Do you know what? I don't even drink soup. I don't like soup and I have not taken any soup.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  It is a saying.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  And you are soupy Max soup face. Shame on you, egg on your face, soup in your eyes.

• 37:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, I'm over here.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  How's your flat and clap them?

• 37:38Speaker 02

  I'm here eating shamrocks, running for the Irish presidency at this point.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  You've lost, you've lost your way, Vogue.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  How come you did the UK, why, why did you do the UK tour first?

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Why did you call you lady? Lady Vogue.

• 37:54Speaker 03

  You're going to be the next Bob Geldof is what you're going to be when you get knighted, you'll take the knighting. You'll be knighted.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  Clay pigeon shooting at the weekend, like a turncoat.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  Anyway, anyway, I am happy to go by the Celtic seasons, but I have to say, I don't think that August is, I just feel like. Weather wise, maybe it's because things are changing, but I think for me, it feels more like we should probably go with, with the solar based calendar. Not the English calendar, it's called the solar based calendar.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  Sorry, okay.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Yes, the solar, I go by what the sun tells me and the moon.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  You are, everyone knows you are a massive naturist.

• 38:37Speaker 00

  You're listening to a quick ad. You know what else is quick? Selling your car on Carvana. Just put in your vehicle information and we'll give you an offer. Done. No hassle, no negotiation, no guy from an online listing lowballing you. Which means by the time I'm done explaining this, you could have basically done it.

• 39:00Speaker 00

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• 39:11Speaker 02

  Am I gonna have to listen to the pod when you're not here to see if everything is okay?

• 39:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure. Like, that's ever gonna happen in a million years. Listen to myself.

• 39:28Speaker 03

  You know that really clever fella who does all the planet stuff? What's his name? All the stars that you're looking at are suns and they all have their own solar...

• 39:37Speaker 02

  System.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  So they have all these, so all those hundreds and hundreds of stars. And also those stars' lights went out millions of years ago. So what you're seeing is the actual past. I was freaked out last night, nearly couldn't sleep.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  They are dead. They're dead, technically, yeah, I know. It's mad, isn't it? Isn't space mad?

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Space?

• 39:57Speaker 04

  Are you talking about the space fella? Brian Cox?

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, Brian Cox, that's him.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  I'll never forget a woman I knew, kind of by, not, not very well, but she was kind of a friend of a friend. She, she went down a kind of a big conspiracy lane and she basically, and we all, that starts with a bit of journaling and it ends with being a flat-earther.

• 40:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  And she...

• 40:22Speaker 03

  I've lost a couple of friends to that, by the way. Just like the over-conspiracy theories where it kind of gets to a point where like, they're trying to scare you out of drinking tap water and stuff. That you're being, yeah.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  Shame, shame.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  And that Ellen DeGeneres is a lizard, that, you know, that's where ultimately it ends. And, um...

• 40:40Speaker 03

  Okay, no.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  She was saying, she was online, she was on, she was doing Insta-stories and her son was in school learning about space. And she, she was on, doing Insta and she was saying to her son, "I'd take all that with a pinch of salt now."

• 40:53Speaker 03

  Oh, stop.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, so like she wouldn't believe in the, in the moon landing and all that kind of thing, yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  I know somebody who basically, um...

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Who believes that there's like a hole, like we're inside a hole or something. But it's Buzz Aldrin.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Inside a hole or something.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, something crazy like that. But Buzz Aldrin has been coming out and saying, and I don't know if it's clipped up differently or something like that, but there's been a couple of occasions where he's been saying that there was no moon landing. But Svenny had an astronaut on his pod and the astronaut was like, why are you asking me that question? That's like, basically, it's the most ridiculous question I've ever heard in my life. Why are you asking me that question? And Sven was like, well, it is on the internet, but like, I don't know if Buzz Aldrin means to do that, but he's basically saying that he didn't land on the moon. Now, I, obviously, I believe there is.

• 41:41Speaker 02

  Buzz Aldrin to me is that little doll who sings to infinity and beyond.

• 41:47Speaker 03

  No, that's Buzz Lightyear.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  Buzz Lightyear.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  Do you know what, Joanne? You can get stuffed. August is definitely in summer. August is in summer. I'm not having it.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  It's very, it's a very vogue, it's a very vogue way to defend an argument. She's like, look, the facts are in your favour. However, I feel that the seasons are marked incorrectly. And this is what I'm gonna do about it.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  And that is that for this podcast.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. And that's, yeah, and let's wrap it up just there, when I've said the last thing.

• 42:18Speaker 03

  Will, yeah, will we? Do you remember doing that when you were younger and your parents were like, don't answer back, fine. Don't say anything again, I won't. And I, you just couldn't stop.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Last word. Yeah.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  Last word, Jinx.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Um, so when this airs, you will be in the jungle promoting my, promoting my Australian tour. Is that correct?

• 42:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll be out. If anyone wants to see me, I'll be around the Brisbane area for a couple of days before heading into the jungle on the Wednesday. I will be flyering for Joanne's tour. And yes, I will have some discount codes for the tickets that she has kindly given me. And it's gonna be a bit like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. One of the, one of the leaflets will have a free anxious preoccupied, pop-up bag on it.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  I might give you the purple jacket I'm wearing and the poster to wear when you're coming out of the bridge.

• 43:06Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that's a brilliant idea. Brilliant.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Also, feel free to drop the name in. Does that air? I'm also going to New Zealand, just if that, if you think of it, Auckland, Wellington.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  Sure, well, I might, listen, I'm not a lazy girl. If you want me out there and you want me to pop over to New Zealand after, that's okay with me.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  That would be great. Delighted, this is, so I am on the jungle, basically.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  But I don't want to go anywhere. Perfect.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Vogue, if you don't fucking win that jungle for us, I swear to god.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  Ah, don't, don't.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  You're not coming back on the podcast. I'm not gonna have a loser on this thing.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Ireland can't vote, but I can't vote, but I think you can get free VPN things. They're not illegal, by the way. You can get free VPN things, which means you can vote. So try and find a way to vote Ireland, come on, come on. And England, listening, please, and Scotland, Scotland, and Wales, sure. England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  We're both those dodgy boxes. Let's get this across the line.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  Let's get this across the line.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  If I don't win, do you know what? If I don't win, you're not on the pod anymore because it's your job to be back here asking people to vote for me with your new co-hosts.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Yes, well, I will, I will rally the troops for you. I will, I will do my very, very best.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  Every time you're on stage, I want you to have something up behind you with the number to call to vote for me. And I don't think that's a lot to ask, considering I'm flying for your new shows. Flyering.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  Vogue, I can't help you in Ireland now with what you have to do with the seasons. It's over for you, ever, here. It's over for you.

• 44:46Speaker 03

  I'm off to have a burger for lunch because I'm really lapping it up.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  Delicious.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, gotta go have a burger for lunch and I'm gonna have Pad Thai for dinner. And then tomorrow, I'm gonna eat everything within my sight. I'm gonna be like Pac-Man and I'm not prepared to give up coffee or anything for the jungle, so.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  I can't believe I get to spy on you in the jungle now for ages. This is great.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  I know.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  It's like having the Google Doorbell on full time.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  I hope I don't make a show myself and I hope I have the best time ever and I'm gonna miss you all, listeners included.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Bye, Vogue.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Bye.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  See you later.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  This has been a Global Player original production.

• 45:31Speaker 05

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