MTGM EXTRA! "Netflix Queen..."

Joanne McNally has (or will have, in the very near future...) an ACTUAL NETFLIX SPECIAL. Massive. Vogue is desperate to know how it all went and Joanne has all the deets. There's even an email from someone who was actually THERE... Her story of what happened for the rest of the night is biblical, so strap in. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Join My Therapist Ghosted Me PLUS, now! Want ad-free listening on Global Player? Go to our show page https://www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/42KtTu/ and select the new subscription option. You can also watch ad free on YouTube! Click here https://www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod to visit our page and hit the join button for ad free episodes! Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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• 1:31Speaker 03

  This is a global production.

• 1:33Speaker 04

  My mother came over, Pat was there. We were in the wings at one point and I wanted to go onstage with her and we'd get a photo on the stage. And I said, we can't go on at the moment, they're doing a rehearsal. And she goes, oh, for someone else's show, what are they rehearsing? And I was like, no, no, it's, it's, they're not slipping in a rehearsal for Peter Pan.

• 1:58Speaker 05

  Everyone's been asking me.

• 1:59Speaker 06

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus Christ, Vogue. Good health.

• 2:04Speaker 05

  Really, really, why are you bothering the, why are you bothering the lipsticks? Come on, come on.

• 2:09Speaker 04

  How dare you?

• 2:11Speaker 05

  I don't even need to brush, you haven't brushed your hair, you're putting lipstick on.

• 2:16Speaker 04

  I have, the sad thing is I have brushed my hair. That's the sad, that's the sad part of that. That is my hair brushed.

• 2:22Speaker 07

  Sorry for the sudden start there, Joanne. We've only been sat here for 27 minutes. I apologize that that was so quick.

• 2:27Speaker 04

  Sorry. Well, we won't bore the listeners, she says about to bore the listeners, but we've been having the predictable wifi issues, et cetera. So I went into a relaxed state and then suddenly I was attacked.

• 2:39Speaker 05

  Well, you were in a relaxed state because it wasn't you under, under threat of the internet. It was me for a change. And I literally, you know, and you know, when someone, you ring someone and you're like, no, it's your signal. No, no, no, it's your signal. That's what I felt like. I was like, don't put this shit on me. But alas, it was me.

• 2:55Speaker 04

  Vogue was trying to talk to me and it was going, so I just zoned out.

• 3:01Speaker 05

  Tell us now, Netflix queen, tell us, because I don't know, I hear the same time as everyone else.

• 3:10Speaker 04

  Well, obviously the Netflix, the thing that I've been talking about nonstop, the thing that I fought very hard to get, the thing that I basically, I mean, Netflix, I think they know now, I just wouldn't have stopped until they granted it to me. At one point I was joking, saying, I think they've just agreed to give it to me and they're never going to air it just to get me so that I leave them alone.

• 3:31Speaker 05

  But can I say one thing? You haven't spoken about it that much. And I'm, I'm not, that's not sarcasm. I genuinely don't think you've spoken about it a lot. It's like you kind of forgot it was happening.

• 3:43Speaker 04

  Well, I had so much to do before the Netflix thing. I've been in the States, as we know, for eight weeks now. I did go home for a little stint of time to lie face down in my bed. It's been the best of times, the worst of times. It's been absolutely amazing. And every, every, I swear, I cannot fault a single show. Maybe, maybe the early Las Vegas show was a little light. And I think a lot of people there didn't have a fucking clue who I was and they thought I was just having a mental breakdown and such. That aside, almost every show I've had a ball. The audiences have been unbelievable. So I was kind of, it was all gearing towards this Netflix record, which is in the town hall in New York. I was filming two shows in one day and then they trapped them up. So obviously for me, it's kind of the biggest thing I've ever done, really.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  And the thing that I've been working towards since I started, like literally since I'd say, one year into standup, I was like, I want an Netflix special. Because it was just something to work towards. I wanted the cachet of it. It's the, it's the, it's the status of it. It feels like it's a real stamp of approval.

• 4:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  And I got it across the line about seven or eight months ago. There is an Irishman in Netflix called Seamus. So, I mean, I'm under no illusions. I'm under no illusions.

• 4:56Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, I won't have that said. No, I know how hard you've worked. I know how much you put into it. You deserve this.

• 5:04Speaker 04

  Do you know what? I'm, I'm, I'm gonna say, I don't think I don't deserve it, but it's very hard to cut through with, there's so many, there's so many comedians, and especially like in North America, you know, if, for the North American platform of Netflix, they don't really, like, it's very hard as an international actor, as an Irish actor, to kind of cut through. It just is. It's just more difficult because the standard in America is so high. They're like, why would we bother looking outside of, they don't care.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  And anyone in America or anyone in America has a much bigger audience than anyone outside of America, really, because it's such a bigger country. And I think, I don't know, the criteria of Netflix specials, but I'd say it also depends on your following and stuff, because it's like, how much business are you going to bring to Netflix? You know, there's always a bit of that. But anyway, God bless Seamus. And I keep saying to Seamus, Seamus, I'm under no illusions. And he's like, no, no, Joanne, we're all big fans. I'm like, Seamus, I know that you got this across the line for me. I know you did. I've worked long and hard and I think Penophile will have a nice life on Netflix. I don't think I've kind of, you know, squeezed in a below par, a subpar show, but it's the

• 6:16Speaker 04

  opportunity and actually getting it across the line, and it's King Seamus. So all praise King Seamus and Netflix.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  The opportunity that's going to come our way, Jo from this, thanks a million, Joanne. I am more than happy to cling on to those coattails. Seamus, you can get my number off, Joanne. I'll be, I'm sure you'll be in touch.

• 6:36Speaker 04

  I know. It's great because every time Vogue or I do something outside of the podcast that has legs, whether it be the jungle or traders or whatever it is, it brings more business into the podcast. Now, Jo, you lazy prick, does absolutely nothing to contribute to the growth of the podcast.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  Couldn't be arsed.

• 6:52Speaker 07

  I occasionally mention it to people on the train.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  What have you done?

• 6:57Speaker 07

  Sometimes I will, you know, give out business cards or stop people in the street and encourage them.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  It might be time to throw your weight behind the podcast, Jo. Maybe pitch a show to HBO, something like that. That could be handy for us, for our growth. Anyway, so then did the two shows. I was, when I say firstly, a giant from the bottom of my Pino heart, the audience, both audiences were, because it was two shows, they were unbelievable. Like, I could not have asked for better audiences. Even on the second show, the late show, we had to kind of keep them locked in the room for pickups and they had to fill them different, and they brought the same energy every time. Like, it was unbelievable. I know, honest to God, if I hadn't had to take a Valium for the show, I would have cried. That's the God's honest truth.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  Did you take a Valium? Because I don't like, how could you?

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Of course I took one. Are you insane?

• 7:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, because, okay, so it's, it's show day, right? It's show day. What's Joanne McNally doing to prep for show day?

• 7:58Speaker 04

  There's so much going on. I cannot explain, like, even for example, the music, right? Like, the classic walk on, and I use Britney as a walk off on the tour. I can't obviously use that, as we know. So I had a composer, Elaine May, who, she's an Irish composer, who, who composed music for the show. So I'm working with her on that. When I say working, I'm just kind of explaining what I want. There's so much going on with it. I can't, like, my head was, as I say, at max capacity. And then obviously, like, we've other jobs, Vogue, as we know, like, we, I know, obviously, you don't, you don't do anything, as we know. You have no jobs at all, but I have multiple jobs.

• 8:36Speaker 07

  What is she going to do?

• 8:39Speaker 05

  Lads, lads.

• 8:41Speaker 07

  Who says, who's that?

• 8:42Speaker 05

  What day is it? It's Tuesday. Of course it's me. Tuesday, I hate Tuesdays. You were talking about Wednesdays. I hate Tuesdays.

• 8:51Speaker 07

  Why? Because your house is on fire?

• 8:53Speaker 05

  Every fucking Tuesday.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  She's just, no, she's showing off that she's baking. That's what she's doing. She's like, oh, the sponge, the upside down sponge banana cake is ready.

• 9:05Speaker 05

  Sven, Sven, he just, she's making steaks for his mates down there. And I know there's two gone off steaks, there's two gone off steaks. And I'm like, oh, they're the nice steaks, use them, because he won't look. But they have to be eaten, like, they're two days gone off grant. They're fine, two days gone off. I had them all eaten gone off. Yeah, I had them eating gone off chicken yesterday too. I gave it a sniff, fine. I'm not wasting it. I'm not wasting it. Anyway, go on, on to more important things. Listen to my life compared to yours. Pathetic.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  Expiary diets are just a suggestion. We've, we've, we've discussed this before.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  So anyway, so what I'm saying was, it was very stressful. So yeah, I slipped a Valium and I have no regrets. I, I, sometimes the adrenaline just becomes too much. And it was like a proper, you know, it's a fucking, you know, it's a proper production. There's a lot to me.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  I don't know if I would have gone into a Valium. I probably would have done a bit of a Xanax, but like, if you want to, you know, you know what you can handle. So I took a Valium once, remember?

• 9:58Speaker 04

  What's the difference?

• 9:59Speaker 05

  I took a Valium once, 17 hours later is when I woke up. Let's not forget that.

• 10:06Speaker 04

  Oh my God. Was that at the Electric Picnic?

• 10:08Speaker 05

  That was on Electric, face down in the tent and missed half the festival, sleeping.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Sure. I have an, oh, I have a very anxious dis- I'd have to take a Valium to deal with the postman, to sign for something, do you know what I mean? So like, anything I can do to just get me out of my own head. I had this, I had this radical thought the day before the record, because I was thinking about this and that.

• 10:32Speaker 04

  I said, you know what you want? Do you know what could, I, I, do you know what might be a radical idea? Would you maybe consider just like enjoying it?

• 10:39Speaker 05

  And did you, you did enjoy it in the end, but that doesn't take away from the fact of how nerve wracking it is. There's a lot of pressure on a show like that.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. There's just a lot going on. It's not about just turning up and doing the show. There's so many decisions to be made and there's, you know, all that shit. I had Philly McMahon, who was directing, he directs my lives. He was, he was in New York with me.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  I had Mo Welch, who's my director, she's directing kind of like the kind of cinematography vibe of it. I don't, I don't, I, I, I know the difference, but I don't know how to explain the difference. And I had, Kira Lambert came over to do my hair extensions. I had male aesthetics doing my facials. Like, to say it takes a village. Oh, it takes a village. I was getting, because Vogue was like, your skin looked great. And I was like, do you know how much fucking, it was like my wedding, my wed- grooming wise, it was like my wedding day. I was getting facials in my before.

• 11:30Speaker 05

  It's more important than a wedding day.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  You need the skin to be banging, or there's just no point. I had, and there's obviously a million people I've forgotten to thank, but like, there's, it was, it was a huge operation. Rotten Science were the production company. Like, it just, Christina came out from Lisa Richards. My mother came over, Pat was there. That was really nice. Cause like, I suppose, you know, like most parents, they're not fully aware of what you do for a living. Do you know? They don't really maybe get it. And so she was, you know, we were in the wings at one point. Before the show had started, there was all these like, you know, they were setting camera angles and you're running the trolley and all that jazz. And I wanted to go on stage with her and we'd get a photo on the stage. And I said, we can't go on at the moment. They're doing a rehearsal.

• 12:15Speaker 04

  And she goes, oh, for someone else's show. What are they rehearsing? And I was like, no, no, it's, it's,

• 12:21Speaker 04

  it's, they're not slipping in a rehearsal for Peter Pan before the special. So like, it's, it's all just being a fault today, Pat. It's, she thought they were rehearsing for another show.

• 12:30Speaker 05

  Oh, Pat.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Oh, they'll always bring you back down to earth. They'll always bring you back down to earth.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Now, I didn't go because I have a newborn. I have a newborn and I wasn't able to, to go to New York. But I have a plan. Do you want to hear my plan?

• 12:45Speaker 04

  Go on.

• 12:47Speaker 05

  Okay. I think that we need to have, we all need to rally together because we all are good close friends at this stage. We have, not, I'm not talking about three of us. I'm talking, I'm talking about all the listeners. Okay?

• 13:00Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry. Cause I was like, Jesus, Vogue. This is, we're nearly six years in now.

• 13:06Speaker 05

  I've known you since I was 18. But when, when your Netflix comes out, like, we need to do a massive push. Everybody needs to watch it on the same day. It has to be, I'm going to get out all the kids iPads and I'm going to go on to their Netflix on their iPods and their iPhones. Everybody's, everybody is going to be watching the Joanna McNally special. It's going to be going on on five iPads in my house. I'm going to do it in my house in Ireland. We're going to get you to number one. That is like, that's my job.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Because, and I think what I'll do is, because obviously I've added more penophile dates in the, in the UK now because of traders. So there's, obviously there's tickets there if people want them. Like there's Edinburgh and there's more London dates and what's that place? The Sunderland.

• 13:51Speaker 07

  The Sunderland, yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 05

  There was a man in my house today, right? And he could only come today. He was a handyman. Because do you know where he was yesterday? Yeovil. I was like, Yeovil? The only other person I know that's been to Yeovil is Joanne McNally. I was like, this is insane. I was like, what are you doing there?

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Do you remember the begging? The begging that went on?

• 14:22Speaker 04

  I just want to say again, the amount of messages I've had from people congratulating me, wishing me good luck. It was honestly like, I can't thank people enough. I, it was, it was heartwarming. It was, it was so, so nice. And it made such a difference. And I felt very supported, I would say, especially by the Irish. It felt like I was out there kind of sw- swinging, swinging for the country. There's tri colours in the, at the special and all. It was, it was, it was an amazing experience. So thank you. And that's, and I, and, and that's, I know I've hogged, I've hogged enough time now talking about it, but yeah. Oh, oh, oh my God. And Adidas fucking gave me a bespoke tracksuit.

• 15:06Speaker 05

  I saw the tracksuit.

• 15:08Speaker 04

  Oh, well, it was my tracksuit actually. It was my tracksuit. And then they, and they bejazzled it for me. Why? Are they going to cut me off?

• 15:15Speaker 05

  No, I'm just going to take yours.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 15:19Speaker 05

  You've already worn it. Everyone's seen you in it. You can't wear it again. That's the kind of thing that you need to get framed. You need to get that framed, like, like in a, like, you know, the way jockeys get their, their, what are they called? Their things framed. You need to get that one framed.

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Jerseys, yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 05

  Like the lobster. Like my lobster. Why don't you just frame yourself?

• 15:43Speaker 04

  Vacuum pack myself.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  Who was that girl who rode in and she was doing, she was doing all the, what's it called? When you put the stuff in the body? We could get back on to her. She'll sort you out. We'll put you in a box.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  The mortician. Yes. Yes. Okay. Let me find.

• 15:57Speaker 07

  Before we move on, and this, this disclaimer is coming far too late and people could have already made a bad decision. Xanax and Valium are, whilst chemically similar, very different drugs. Please don't use them interchangeably. You're a medical professional.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  Jo, well, I'm sorry now. Like, I will defend my right. That is used if it's for, it's an anti-anxiety in a stressful situation. Yeah, completely. Listen, sure, I'm fucking practically Judy Garland at this point.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Whatever gets, whatever gets the job done. I don't care.

• 16:29Speaker 07

  Xanax has something called Alprazolam. Valium has something called Diazepam. Xanax is short acting, around 11 hours. Valium is longer acting with a half life of 20 to 70 hours. So one's like a real fast hit and the other one will take care of you for longer. But don't take any of them unless you've con- cons-.

• 16:46Speaker 05

  That was why when I took the Valium, that I was down for 17 hours. Cause I don't usually take stuff like that.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Christ.

• 16:54Speaker 07

  Never take medications you're not supposed to be taking.

• 16:57Speaker 04

  Of course not. Of course not.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  They were prescribed.

• 17:01Speaker 07

  You say of course not. People do things. People do things.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  But if you are having a feeling, I would recommend taking a tablet.

• 17:09Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, no. If you're having a feeling, talk to a professional. Carry on.

• 17:13Speaker 05

  Or if you're not having, if you're not having a feeling, take a tablet.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Sit in your feelings.

• 17:19Speaker 07

  No, don't ever, or do, but just talk to someone.

• 17:23Speaker 05

  Okay, we're going to go, we're going to do, and do you know what?

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 17:27Speaker 05

  I'm glad that we, I'm glad that this episode focused on your Netflix because we promised the traders and it just didn't come out. So.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  We were protecting the magic of the show.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  This can be, this can be, I didn't want to protect anything by the way. I just wanted to go out.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  No, of course.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  Joanne's very well behaved. Okay. Email flying after the NYC show. Joanne, you were absolutely fantastic at the New York Netflix recording show. I'm 29 years old and moved to New York two months ago. And I've been desperate on my knees in need of a good laugh because I've got no mates, because I left the gals to move here with my fella. Oh. I was so empowered by your show.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry, sorry. I love the fact that he doesn't, he's not considered a mate. That cracks me up.

• 18:10Speaker 05

  It's different.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  With my boyfriend. It is different.

• 18:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  Oh, it's completely different.

• 18:14Speaker 05

  Yeah. And I was so empowered by your show, the cocktails I had beforehand and the two pints of premium wine that I drank during the show, that I hauled my fella, AKA currently my only friend in NYC, into an Uber to Koreatown after the show under the guise that we were going home. I didn't realise Koreatown was just a few roads from where the town hall was. So that part was unnecessary. But not got a grip on all this grid job of the numbered streets, things they've got going on. Oh no. This is my worst nightmare. I booked a private karaoke room.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  Oh dear God.

• 18:49Speaker 05

  And any time he would finally have a go or join in with the singing, I would roll my eyes and was genuinely thinking, who does this guy think he is?

• 19:00Speaker 05

  I repeatedly told him, I was the star of our show. Every hour they came over to the villa to tell me my time was up, I'd shout, again, another hour. I spent $480 at Koreatown on karaoke and soju. What's soju?

• 19:18Speaker 07

  A drink, I'm assuming.

• 19:20Speaker 05

  I don't know. And also woke up this morning forgetting I ordered 24 of my favourite vapes to be shipped over from a vape shop at home for $317 while he sang one of his songs.

• 19:34Speaker 07

  Soju is a clear colourless Korean distilled alcoholic beverage typically ranging between 12.5 and 53% ABV.

• 19:42Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 19:43Speaker 07

  Rocket fuel.

• 19:44Speaker 04

  My, that's like, whoa, that's like, that's diesel.

• 19:49Speaker 05

  On the way home at 4:30.

• 19:54Speaker 05

  Sorry. How many vapes did she buy? 24. 24. On the way home at 4:30 in the morning, I told him this was his trial run for being invited to girls' night and his efforts were subpar. I told him ordering Guinness when we're at a bar. I told him ordering Guinness when we're at a bar and getting cute cocktails wasn't reading the room. I also told him, if I'm singing on karaoke, that is not an invitation to duet with me.

• 20:28Speaker 05

  I said it's not an invitation to look down at the iPad and search for your own song. He said that he just wanted to join into the singing, which I scoffed. Now, no offence, but I'm kind of seeing why you've no mates in New York.

• 20:43Speaker 04

  No, she needs her friends. He's not, he's not, he's not stepping up.

• 20:48Speaker 05

  I would never, ever go to karaoke. Amber is desperate for me to buy her a karaoke machine in Ireland for her Christmas present. And I'm like, I just don't think I can put myself through it. She loves karaoke.

• 21:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, that actually, that checks out, actually. That kind of checks out for Amber.

• 21:07Speaker 05

  I sang karaoke once when I was about 12 and the only words I knew were, "Help, The Beatles." So I literally was like, "Help, I need some help."

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 21:15Speaker 05

  Imagine having to listen to that, someone tone deaf singing it.

• 21:20Speaker 05

  I told him he's not invited to girls' night again. I don't know if you should do that. You don't.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  Was it even girls' night? Was it not just, was it not just the two of you?

• 21:31Speaker 05

  I woke up this morning after three hours' sleep. That will be the sugar from the alcohol. He rolled over to me and just said, "You were absolutely off your head last night." Unfortunately, I have to agree. Thanks for the show, truly. You're fucking hilarious and deserve every success in the world.

• 21:47Speaker 04

  It's a great email. She sounds like great crack. I'll be your friend.

• 21:49Speaker 05

  He was only trying to be nice. Oh, God.

• 21:52Speaker 04

  It's not an invitation to join in. It's like, it's karaoke. It's not supposed to be about this shared experience of it all. It's just her and her 19 new Korean friends and her boyfriend sitting on his own in the corner.

• 22:05Speaker 05

  I couldn't, I couldn't listen to karaoke.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  What's with the bulk buying of the vapes?

• 22:10Speaker 05

  Ah, do you never get like, I won't tell you what I've been bulk buying, but anyway, because I know I was barred from it, but I've got really nice subscriptions.

• 22:22Speaker 05

  Well, I don't know. I don't know when I'm meant to take that again or get that again.

• 22:27Speaker 05

  I am gonna do it.

• 22:28Speaker 04

  I would say stat.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  Spencer said yesterday, he was like, "If we were guaranteed a girl, I would."

• 22:35Speaker 04

  No!

• 22:37Speaker 05

  I think that's what your next wife.

• 22:40Speaker 05

  I know, to go from such a no to, oh, well.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  Would you not think about?

• 22:45Speaker 07

  Well, we know what the sun are going to write about this week.

• 22:49Speaker 05

  Spenny wants a girl.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  If you want.

• 22:52Speaker 05

  You can have me. I'll mention, I wouldn't have you and Spencer living in the same house. Are you insane? I would wake up and the two of you would be doing karaoke downstairs at two in the morning. No.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  I wouldn't. I'm, I'm very anti-karaoke. I'm very anti it. It's just not for me. It's the eye contact and the singing and all I find it. When I did, sorry, when I was in, when I did, when I was in America and I did the Live with Kelly and Mark show on ABC. And when I was in the wings, the woman who, the stage manager was like, "You can go out and you can kind of high five the crowd or not high five the crowd." And I was like, "Oh, no, I, I would hate, like, I would be too embarrassed to high five the crowd." But I didn't realise, like, that's kind of a dumb thing. So I didn't high five the crowd. And then I got several messages from people going, "Who the fuck do you think you are? You didn't high five the crowd. You think you're too, you think you're too big to high, not high five the crowd." I was like, I didn't know. I'm an awkward, I'm an embarrassed person. I'm an easily embarrassed person. I thought it was too much.

• 23:47Speaker 04

  I didn't realise. I was just saying the karaoke.

• 23:49Speaker 05

  You know Drew Barrymore's show where they have to dance down the line? I'd die.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  Is it not Jennifer, is it Jennifer Hudson's show to dance down the dance tunnel?

• 23:57Speaker 05

  I thought it was Drew Barrymore. Maybe it's not. Sorry, do you remember when we had to do, when we had to do that Christmas special of Family Fortunes? And we had to dance.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  Do I, do I what? Yes, I remember.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Oh, I remember. In the sandals.

• 24:13Speaker 05

  We are not dancers for the Christmas special. Wandering around in Samus sandals.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  That was quite something.

• 24:24Speaker 05

  Okay, well, have a safe flight and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everyone. Thanks for listening.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  See you tomorrow. Again, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.