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0:11 Speaker 01 I have turned into cheese, fully. I found a new cheese over here, Beaufort cheese. I smell of cheese, it comes out of my pores, my breath smells like cheese, I can just taste old because I'm just eating cheese all the time. When does it end?
0:26 Speaker 02 Well, luckily for you, no matter what you seem to do, you still look like Cindy Crawford's, I wouldn't worry about it. I look like, this is a classic competition of Irish women to say who looks the worst. I look like I've inhaled Christmas through my face. I look like a ferret, I look like I've got gout, I'm fucking disgusted with myself.
0:45 Speaker 01 I'm having a retreat next week, let's go on a retreat.
0:47 Speaker 02 I'm going to rehab. I see you're retreating, I'll raise you a rehabilitation centre in Arizona.
0:53 Speaker 01 Could we not just, could we not start, listen, it's our first Christmas that we're trying this, can we not just go to the Mayo Clinic, you know that place in Austria where they just, just let's go there for two weeks and just get Christmas.
1:04 Speaker 02 We're trying to make you relatable, you've still got abs, you could grate the cheese you're eating off your stomach. It's not the same, you're not normal.
1:12 Speaker 01 Did I tell you the mole update? I have a mole update.
1:15 Speaker 02 It's still there.
1:16 Speaker 01 It's still there, obviously. Oh my God, Joanne, I have to send you the pictures, Gigi was drawing a sketch of you. If you feel bad, I won't send it today because I didn't feel great about myself and then when I saw that I felt worse.
1:29 Speaker 02 Well, when you're referencing it in the same sentence as talking about your mole that you get dogs abuse for, I can only imagine what's been done to me by that Satanistic child.
1:40 Speaker 01 We both look like potatoes.
1:42 Speaker 02 Oh, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's post-Christmas. It's always a bit of a carb vibe.
1:49 Speaker 01 A man told me I'm gonna have to get my mole removed, he's like, it's gonna keep growing, I can't have it take over my face. I don't want to be, I mean, it's at a level that's controllable, but I don't want to be one of those grannies where the kids are just scared to come over to me because I've got a mole with a fucking plash coming out of it.
2:04 Speaker 02 Well, that's interesting because the nose and the ears continue to grow as well, Jo, so yeah, I look forward to seeing.
2:11 Speaker 01 I'll get them taken off too.
2:13 Speaker 02 Someone asked me the other day, did you get your ears pinned back? And I was like, no, why? And she goes, because you look like someone who would need to do that. And I was like, I don't know what that means.
2:20 Speaker 03 I think that's a slam. I think.
2:22 Speaker 01 That's like, how are you feeling? You look really tired. That's like, that's the same insult. Fuck off.
2:28 Speaker 02 It was ropey. Anyway.
2:30 Speaker 01 Joanne, I cannot believe you went and got yourself intense salmon sperm and then stepped on stage with two, 3,000 people looking at you like, what the hell is wrong with you?
2:40 Speaker 02 It's 1300, but thanks.
2:45 Speaker 01 It's only 1300. Five, 6,000 people?
2:47 Speaker 02 To be honest, I'm so brazen with all the treatments. I'd say if I didn't walk on with half my face hanging off, they'd be like, she's getting lazy. Do you know what I mean?
2:55 Speaker 01 I just find it, I find it fascinating because she'll have, she'll have an issue about something, a video that goes up for her where we all think she looks really nice. But she'll walk on stage with lumps coming out of her eyes.
3:05 Speaker 02 Yeah. I don't, I don't have the downtime.
3:08 Speaker 01 I don't know the line though, Joanne. What's the line? I don't know.
3:11 Speaker 02 I feel like all I do at the moment is drink wine, plug shows and get treatments. I feel like there's more to life. I think it's time. I think I'm like, I think I'm thinking of taking up a craft.
3:24 Speaker 03 You're aware we've been doing this podcast since 2021 and you've been drinking wine, plugging shows and getting treatments.
3:31 Speaker 01 I feel comfortable with the like, I feel comfortable knowing what's going to happen. So don't change that.
3:36 Speaker 02 It's time to.
3:36 Speaker 03 It's just nice. It's a nice narrative. It's, it's.
3:39 Speaker 02 I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of it. I want, I want more to my life, but in the same breath, we're adding a Brisbane 4pm show on whatever day that's coming up. And I also have, so I'm off to America to try and sell penile file.
3:51 Speaker 01 Yeah.
3:52 Speaker 02 Selling my wares over stateside.
3:55 Speaker 01 I think they'll enjoy it. I think they'll wonder what the fuck is wrong with you if you go over with eyes like that. But besides that.
4:03 Speaker 02 It's LA. If you don't have a staple falling out of your face at some time of the day or night, it's not.
4:08 Speaker 01 They couldn't be arsed with the salmon sperm. They go full facelift.
4:12 Speaker 02 So 18th of March, New York City, the city winery loft and the 25th of March, Los Angeles, the dynasty typewriter. But I'm going over to try and, I'm going to try and fucking sell this thing to somebody.
4:22 Speaker 01 Oh, it's Netflix.
4:23 Speaker 02 Well, one of them.
4:26 Speaker 01 Amazon.
4:27 Speaker 02 One of them.
4:28 Speaker 01 They owe me a favour, Amazon, for the amount of money I've spent on there. They owe me a favour. I'll, I'll get in touch.
4:32 Speaker 02 It'll probably be the RTE player at this stage.
4:36 Speaker 01 Nothing wrong with that.
4:37 Speaker 02 Nothing wrong with that. And I went to LA and I'm like, so main offer, it's the RTE player. So it's the only one that, the only one that put an offer in, so we're gonna go RTE player.
4:46 Speaker 01 John, I can go on my vlog. No problem.
4:50 Speaker 03 Yes, let's thrash out a deal.
4:52 Speaker 01 Not a bother.
4:53 Speaker 02 Would you mind putting in an offer for the vlog?
4:57 Speaker 01 Absolutely not. I'd love to. I would always help a friend out.
5:01 Speaker 02 Also Vogue, I did notice when you were, when you came to mine before Christmas and you were vlogging with your little machine and I was filmed on the night, oh, it's in her hand there, I was filmed on the night and all that made it to the vlog was my Shark Robot Hoover. Did I look like shit? Was that it?
5:21 Speaker 01 John, we vlogged about 40 seconds of that night. We were very busy.
5:26 Speaker 02 I was.
5:27 Speaker 01 I don't know if you remember how busy we were.
5:29 Speaker 02 I was present in the video and then I got cut and my Shark Robot Hoover, which is my best friend and confidant at this point, but still made the cut in the vlog and I wasn't in the vlog.
5:39 Speaker 01 No one can compete with a Shark Hoover, a Robot Hoover, I'm sorry.
5:42 Speaker 02 Did I look terrible? Was that it?
5:44 Speaker 01 No, I barely, I barely got you in it. No, you didn't look terrible. I don't know why you weren't in it. That's rude. I didn't really do that edit and I didn't notice it. I didn't pick up on it.
5:51 Speaker 02 Well.
5:52 Speaker 01 I'll do, I'll do an entire, listen, why don't we go out for a day of vlogging? How about that? Huh? On me.
5:57 Speaker 02 Well, no, because you'll be, you're gonna be streaming Pinafore fairly soon. So let's get ready for that.
6:03 Speaker 01 I've gotta get it set up.
6:04 Speaker 02 Where's Vlog's vlog going? What's the plan?
6:06 Speaker 01 Vlog's, Vlog's vlog.
6:10 Speaker 01 Vlog's vlog is on YouTube.
6:11 Speaker 02 Where's your vlog going?
6:12 Speaker 01 What do you mean, where's it going?
6:13 Speaker 02 Like, what's the aim? What are you gonna do?
6:15 Speaker 01 Well, I don't have it. I'm just vlogging. Vlogging.
6:17 Speaker 03 What's the narrative art?
6:18 Speaker 01 I said, I said, I said, I said Vlog, I said the vlog and Svenny was like, oh, what? That's pathetic.
6:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, because he's jealous.
6:28 Speaker 01 I've only just started. Yeah, this is only my fifth one, so I don't know where it's gonna go.
6:32 Speaker 02 Spencer breaks a record in the Antarctic at 15 views. Vlog just vlogs around Battersea Park, putting her makeup on and gets hundreds of thousands of views. No wonder he's fucking raging. He's like, just broke a record, saved a child's life, brought someone back to life.
6:49 Speaker 01 You always have my back. I love it so much. You'd never get that in a partner. You'd only get it in a friend.
6:55 Speaker 02 Vlog's just like, I'm awake, girls. And everyone's like, stunning, slay, get it.
7:03 Speaker 02 We love you Vlog. Vlog more.
7:06 Speaker 01 Oh god, Svenny's, Svenny's buddy, what are they called? What are they called? Challenges are, he's, and he's planning another thing in, in March. I'm like, hang on a second here. Pal, I might be okay with you doing one a year, but this is creeping into two, three years.
7:19 Speaker 02 It's a lot.
7:20 Speaker 01 Doesn't really feel like this is fair game.
7:22 Speaker 02 Did I tell you I'm gonna get married this year?
7:25 Speaker 01 Who are you gonna marry?
7:26 Speaker 02 A rag doll, so that I can get some press in the Daily Mail in the States and try and crack it.
7:31 Speaker 01 I have somebody that you could marry that would actually work out quite well for me because there's a lot.
7:35 Speaker 02 Not marrying Gigi, you're fucking stuck with her. I'm not taking her off your hands. She's not even, she's not even gay yet. I mean, we're working on it, but.
7:42 Speaker 01 She's not even gay yet.
7:45 Speaker 02 She will be when I finish with her. We're gonna turn her gay. We need a lesbian, we need a tiny lesbian in the gang. Amber's getting too big now.
7:52 Speaker 01 I thought you were being a lesbian. You decided ages ago you were gonna be a lesbian.
7:56 Speaker 02 Do you know that there is a huge shift in-
7:57 Speaker 01 We'll never get a TV show unless you just start being a lesbian.
8:01 Speaker 02 I know, we need more diversity in our, in our, in our pack. Two white women were really, weren't really, weren't really not psycho anymore now. We're kind of the problem really. But, um, I was reading-
8:10 Speaker 01 We're actually yuck, the two of us, yuck. Look at the two of them, yuck.
8:13 Speaker 02 I was reading this article the other day and it was talking about the amount of women who have been living, kind of like, like, like, as in, who have been up to this point in, till they hit their 40s straight as such, and with men. And there's a huge cultural shift towards women settling down with other women now. Apparently 2026 is the year of the horse and the year of the lesbian.
8:34 Speaker 01 Well, I do think it would be a very nice life to live with another woman though. I think that, like, it would just, it would just, we'd be so considerate towards each other. We'd always be thinking of each other. It would be very nice.
8:45 Speaker 02 You say that, but like, I have lesbian friends and you obviously have lesbian friends as, as we all do. And they say it's just as much of a shit show on their side of the fence as everyone else's. No one's, all relationships are tricky. It doesn't matter who you're riding or what you're riding. It's all, everything's tricky.
9:02 Speaker 01 Sure, the grass is always greener.
9:04 Speaker 03 Usually I wouldn't do this, but this is mad that this is what you're talking about. You should probably read this week's email.
9:12 Speaker 02 No way.
9:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, you probably should. Not wishing to spoiler.
9:17 Speaker 02 Has a woman left her husband for another woman?
9:19 Speaker 01 Who, who even am I?
9:22 Speaker 02 I fucking told you. I'm like Nostradamus. I'm telling you, 2026, year of the horse and the year of the lesbian.
9:28 Speaker 03 People are going to think that this is scripted and we made this up. Carry on.
9:32 Speaker 02 Okay, you ready?
9:34 Speaker 01 Girls, I'm in massively uncharted waters. By the way, Joe, like, we would ever have the memory to try and make something like this.
9:44 Speaker 03 I think you'll learn your lines by Friday evening.
9:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
9:58 Speaker 01 We all know girl code about not hooking up with your girlfriend's brothers. You don't do it, and I've always known that. It's fine, because none of them are hot anyway. But here I am, female, early 30s, single, and until December 31st, 2025, straight.
10:14 Speaker 02 This is ex- oh my god, finger on the fucking pulse.
10:18 Speaker 01 If you've not guessed what I'm, all that scrolling, it never goes to waste.
10:23 Speaker 02 Never goes to waste.
10:24 Speaker 01 If you've not guessed what I'm gonna say, I was at a New Year's Eve party and got chatting to one of my friend's sisters. Two important facts to consider. One, the friend is not a top level best friend. She's more of an always been around type. And two, her sister is out lesbian. She's in her early 40s. Uh oh. I went to this house party and one, two, plus three, four, five, six, seven, and beyond, skip a few, and I'm having my first sexual experience with another woman. It's 4am, the party is winding down, and it's all just happened. I snuck out the next morning and no one has said anything since. I don't know if my friend knows, if her sister has told her, nothing. I didn't get the sister's number because, well, it was my first time and I'm learning. What do I do next? Please help because I feel so guilty and confused.
11:10 Speaker 02 Oh, pursue.
11:12 Speaker 01 You need to decide, do you want to pursue, first of all? And if you want to pursue, I think there's always a way to get someone's number. I wouldn't be asking the sister for the sister's number, though. But you can always do an Insta stock and just go on. And if you want to have a little, a little go again, oh my God, do do it again.
11:28 Speaker 02 I just put into the internet, why are more women turning? And it came up lesbian as the first suggestion. This is, this is a movement. Women are decentering men. And I think women are realizing there's more to their story. Women turning, it's turning, they put it in inverted commas, which means it's probably not an appropriate term, isn't a choice or sudden event, but rather a growing awareness or realization of inherent sexual orientation influenced by complex biological hormones, genetics, and environmental factors, often described with sexual fluidity, where attractions can shift over a lifetime, not just in youth, revealing deeper connections with women over time. Interesting. So yeah, so we're of the opinion that whatever we're attracted to when we're young, that will just maintain that attraction.
12:10 Speaker 02 But that's actually not the human condition, which can happen at any time. Discovering who you're drawn to can happen and change at any time, sometimes involving long held but unacknowledged feelings. Interesting.
12:24 Speaker 01 Have you ever had a little tingle of a feeling? Because I just, I'm so disappointed at myself. I don't think I have, like, ever. I've never, I've, I've, I've kissed girls and stuff, but like, it wasn't more, it was, it was just more of a, like, thing to do, I suppose. But I've never, like, I just have never had a, a, a hankering for anything more.
12:45 Speaker 02 Environmental and experiential factors, while not the sole cause, personal experiences and social contexts, contexts can contribute to understanding with attraction. It's not a choice or conversion. You can't make someone lesbian or can therapy change a person's orientation. It's a fundamental aspect of identity that unfolds. So yeah, so you're, so basically to this woman, you're unfolding in a different way. Fantastic. Yeah. Unfold. There's more to life than just staying in the same position. Unfold yourself. See what happens.
13:11 Speaker 01 I think because your inhibitions were down, because you're obviously a bit drunk, but that doesn't mean that, like, you did it for that reason. And if you're still thinking about it, maybe it might be a nice thing to just, like, think about again. I think it's quite exciting.
13:22 Speaker 02 I do think morale between, in the hetero world is the lowest it's ever been.
13:29 Speaker 02 I think men and women are, straight men, straight women, cis men, cis women are the most confused by each other than maybe ever before. Now, maybe that's just my algorithm. I'm probably in an echo chamber of kind of anti-male rhetoric. And it's not, it's not necessarily anti-male, but it's more so the differences between men and women, straight men and women trying to make a romance work, it feels like we're very, we're kind of more distant than ever before, would be my take on it. And I think that's why there is a kind of a, what do we say, a movement? I don't know if we call it a movement, of women who have been up to this point, living life as a straight woman, and they are, there's a shift happening, and they're actually like, hold on a fucking second, I'm getting so
14:12 Speaker 02 much from this female relationship, and then it turns sexy and now they're fucking-
14:16 Speaker 01 I also, I also think that it's because of society and how like, things are changing and how it's so more, like, it was never acceptable, like, years and years ago, back in the day, whereas now it's very, very acceptable. And it's, it's a normal thing, which it always has been, but it probably wasn't always.
14:32 Speaker 02 Maybe they're-
14:32 Speaker 01 Up until like, gay, being gay was illegal not that long ago, when you think about it, it wasn't that long ago. I think people now maybe probably feel a bit safer and just like, that they don't feel like they'll be judged as much by other people.
14:45 Speaker 02 Safer to explore curiosities, potentially. I'd say I have a little girl on girl fling in me.
14:51 Speaker 01 Definitely.
14:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:53 Speaker 01 You do.
14:54 Speaker 02 I'd say so. Hopefully it's not amber, don't make things very fucking awkward.
14:57 Speaker 01 Oh god, do you know what, it will be fucking amber. That's what will happen, you'll have to do it.
15:01 Speaker 02 Couple of drinks. Keep it in the fam. But I do, there is-
15:06 Speaker 01 If you love two alike, it'd be like just doing it for a year.
15:09 Speaker 02 I know. It'd be the most narcissistic sexual activity of my life. She looks like me, oh my god.
15:16 Speaker 01 I love me, I love me.
15:17 Speaker 02 Me, me, me, me, me. I look amazing.
15:20 Speaker 01 Oh god.
15:21 Speaker 02 But I do think with men, it's a different beast, because men are so caught up in the idea of what masculinity is, that, like, I think a lot of men have the same feelings, and they just aren't willing to explore them, because it seems like they think they'll be more judged first, you know?
15:34 Speaker 01 What they do on the sly.
15:36 Speaker 02 Of course they do.
15:37 Speaker 01 There's a lot of that. And like, I know, I know people that have slept with, with men. Obviously, they don't know I know, but like, I would never, ever in a million years have guessed it. I'm like, it's, it's, do you know what? I think it's sad that you can't just like be yourself. I think in years to come, I think we'll all probably be bisexual. You never know.
15:56 Speaker 02 It's a spe- it's a spectrum.
16:01 Speaker 01 I am being flooded with ads from dog rescue centres. And I think that I would like to be allowed to send you my favourite dogs. And I think that you should rescue a dog.
16:14 Speaker 02 I'd love to, but rescue it and put it where?
16:16 Speaker 01 Or a cat.
16:19 Speaker 02 I've no interest in them.
16:21 Speaker 01 Okay, well, you can have a dog then.
16:22 Speaker 02 I, I, me rescuing a dog, I think it's life would be worse with me almost. Where would I put it?
16:27 Speaker 01 I have a sausage dog that's right up your street. I'll send you, I'll send you over. Remember Lulu, who you missed out on? Lulu's gone. There's another one.
16:35 Speaker 02 One of my, I would love genuinely, like, not even taking the piss this year. What I would love for myself is it's time to, I, I want to raise something. Okay. Now, obviously I have plans to have the Gabi, but we don't know how that's going to go. It's not a guarantee. I'd, I was about to say I'd murder a dog, but it seems like I wouldn't. I'd love to buy a house for myself. I want to buy my own little house in London. I want to have a little garden and I want, I just want a dog. It's just, it's time to mine something and raise something and teach it to drive. And all the other things that parents do with their animals. Bring it swimming, piano classes, whatever.
17:16 Speaker 01 This close, this close to being able to get another dog, I think.
17:20 Speaker 02 How gorgeous is that?
17:22 Speaker 01 I just love, I'd love to have a farm of animals. Do you follow Niall Harbison?
17:26 Speaker 02 I do. The Irishman is out in Thailand. Yeah.
17:29 Speaker 01 He's out in Thailand. If you don't follow him, that's a lovely name. For January, when we're all feeling a bit down, follow Niall Harbison and you can see what he's up to. Saving all the Thai street dogs. Oh my God, I'm having tears.
17:39 Speaker 02 He's actually got a great audio, sorry, I was going to say a great audiobook. Sorry. He's actually got a great, a great book that I've just downloaded as audio, which I haven't listened to yet. But yeah, he's kind of devoted his life to saving stray dogs in Thailand. Jo, why don't you get a dog?
17:51 Speaker 01 I have a dog.
17:53 Speaker 03 So that's that nailed.
17:55 Speaker 02 You should.
17:55 Speaker 03 Two.
17:56 Speaker 02 I'm glad. How is it? That's what I meant to say. How is the dog?
17:59 Speaker 03 He's 11. He's, he's well. He's good.
18:02 Speaker 02 11.
18:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, look, don't, don't start suggesting that he might be coming to the end of his.
18:08 Speaker 01 I wish your Winston was only 14. You have a couple of years left.
18:11 Speaker 02 I was gonna say he's got, he looks great for his age is what I was gonna say.
18:14 Speaker 01 Oh, is that what you're gonna say?
18:15 Speaker 03 A little grey around the edges, but we all.
18:17 Speaker 02 Who isn't, Jo? Who isn't?
18:19 Speaker 03 Absolutely.
18:20 Speaker 02 Did we answer the email?
18:21 Speaker 01 We said that we wanted to hear from her.
18:23 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. Do it again. Live out our.
18:25 Speaker 01 Do it, do it, do it.
18:27 Speaker 02 I do think there's this cultural shift happening where, you're right, Vogue, it's that lack of, there's not the same stigma and shame. It's, that's all kind of dissolving away, thank God. And now people are just kind of like exploring more things for themselves.
18:38 Speaker 01 Oh, God. Oh, God. On a really, on, it's, I'm sorry. I'm just so involved in it and I cannot bloody stop. Brooklyn Beckham sent his parents a legal letter. Oh, my God.
18:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:52 Speaker 01 I'm just so desperate to know. I'm like, you sent your parents a legal letter telling them not to contact you publicly and on your Instagram. Sorry.
19:01 Speaker 02 What if, I'm sorry now, like.
19:04 Speaker 01 You just don't do that to your parents. No matter what, if my, like, if your parents did the worst thing in the world to you, right, and were just awful parents when you were growing up, fine. If you grew up and you're friends with your parents for your entire life and you do everything together and then you send them a fucking legal letter.
19:19 Speaker 02 What I will say is, as someone who knows nothing about anything and has no inside information, that lad, unless, unless the Beckhams are, like, unless David Beckham is secretly Joseph Fritzl, I cannot understand. Like, I look at their life and I'm like, Brooklyn, you don't know you're fucking born. You've such an amazing, like, they look, I think they are how they look. I think there's.
19:42 Speaker 01 Yeah.
19:43 Speaker 02 We don't have the intricacies.
19:44 Speaker 01 Good. Like, I wanna go, that's where I wanna spend Christmas. I wanna spend Christmas there next year, this year. That's where I'm going. You can go on your own to Arizona. I'm actually going to the Beckhams. I've decided. I forgot about that. And they have space. As I said, they have space. But seriously, I saw that and I, I gasped aloud. If anyone has any insider gossip, I don't even know how anyone would. Please, dear God, for the love of God, send it to me.
20:06 Speaker 02 Every time, every time my mother does something that annoys me and like I annoy her and she annoys me, and I think if I was to get a call tomorrow to say she's on her deathbed, just say, and like, hopefully that's a long time down the road.
20:20 Speaker 01 Touch wood.
20:20 Speaker 02 How, touch wood, touch everything. How would I feel? Like, what regrets would I have? You know, all the little shit goes out the window. Why am I advising Brooklyn Beckham on the fallout with his parents?
20:33 Speaker 01 I mean, I know.
20:35 Speaker 02 Brooklyn, feel free to slip into my DMs and we can talk about this privately.
20:39 Speaker 01 I have got, I have got such a streak in me, I be sending, I be flashing out legal letters left, right and centre to my family.
20:48 Speaker 01 I be getting onto the cards for a restraining order.
20:55 Speaker 01 I'd love to see you pop that. Don't pop it without filming it.
20:58 Speaker 02 I have a spot in my face, to the listeners. It's, well, it's, it's, it's actually quite, it's quite impressive, actually. It's just growing and growing and growing.
21:06 Speaker 01 Hot water tissue on that. Hot water tissue on it. Bring it up and then bam.
21:10 Speaker 02 Do you know what? One of the biggest sellers of Christmas presents this year was the kind of plastic faces you can buy and squeeze their spots. Chris Watts's face got one for Jojo Siwa.
21:21 Speaker 01 Oh, Chris Hughes.
21:24 Speaker 02 Ah, there you go.
21:25 Speaker 01 Well, what you buy the girl who has everything, huh? A spot popper.
21:28 Speaker 02 Before we go, it would be remiss for me not to let people, remind people that I have a three arena show on sale for December 12th, 2026. And also, we have extra Aussie dates going. I have Sydney and Melbourne tickets on sale and Leeds, Brighton, Manchester, Liverpool.
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