MTGM EXTRA! "In support of Vogue..."

On the day this episode was recored, for Vogue at least, it was OASIS DAY!! But why was Joanne so determined to ruin it for her? Plus, more data on the tampon / water slide debate and celebs spotted in LA. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.

• 0:47Speaker 03

  And Jo.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  I've no time to get my hair done, by the way, so please don't get your hair done for our job later.

• 1:00Speaker 03

  Well, Vogue, you know, you don't have to ask me twice not to get my hair done. That's absolutely fine. We're filming an ad for something later and we needed to get our, well, hair done, basically, because you're well able to do your own hair. I have this, I have this level of hair, hair blindness, I would say, delulu, where I think I've done my own hair. And then when I see the footage, it looks like I've had sex upside down in a bin. So I, well, Vogue, okay, so we're not, no one's doing our hair.

• 1:32Speaker 02

  You're not doing your hair, I won't do my hair. Now, this is my makeup, by the way, because we can't have makeup on because we're doing something for a really cool skincare thing. So we can't have makeup on. So not only can we not, I'm going to look like I've been decked.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  Okay, well, can I get my nails done? Just for morale.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  I'm not that happy about the nails, but because I can do a better job of my hair, you can get your nails done.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  I also haven't tanned, so I am going to look like.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Don't, Jo, don't come. I can't bear it. You know, I can't bear it.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  We'll both turn up in bits.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  Fill in the ad, our natural.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, like the ad for us, say how great we look.

• 2:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Please, thank you. Please and thank you.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  It's like when I, I did some content for Trinny before and Trinny, her team were like, she wants to come over and fill in some like skincare stuff with you. And I was like, oh my God, I love that. Yes. Trinny, please come over immediately. So anyway, I actually booked hair and makeup because that's what you do when you're doing content for people. You book hair and makeup. But then like that, it was a really early, early call time. And because I'm a slut, I said, you know what, let's cancel the hair and makeup. I'll just do it myself. Because I don't have to get up at 5am. And then the team messaged me, I think it was the night before or the morning of maybe, I can't remember. And they're like, oh, like it's because it's, because Trinny does, yeah, because Trinny does makeup as well. But because it was actually skincare, they're like, oh, you need to be

• 2:55Speaker 03

  kind of, you know, not like skin, bare skinned and in your brassiere. And I was like, what? I'm in my 40s.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Oh God, what bra did you wear?

• 3:06Speaker 03

  I'm in my 40s and you want me to be, you want me to be raw dogging it on the internet in my face?

• 3:11Speaker 02

  What bra did you wear? I'm more concerned by the bra.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Oh no, I wore a nice bra.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  I didn't know you owned any.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  I wore an appropriate bra. Yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Do you want to?

• 3:24Speaker 03

  You've just seen that some of the very natural, they've kind of relaxed t-shirt bras. So I don't feel the need to wear lingerie for you.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Look at my bra. Look at my boobs in this bra. Sorry, Jo. Come on.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you, you have to wear pusher bras. So that's why you get nice bra.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Oh no, this is.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  I can fill a normal bra. So I'm just there for comfort.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  I have a full tit in here. There's a full tit before my little peck goes in.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  I can hear them echoing when you hit them. Because they're empty inside.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  [laughing]

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Anyway, I was more surprised.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  I must have looked so, I must have looked so embarrassing breastfeeding. Like, what is, what are you doing? There's nothing in there.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. What's, why is that man cosplaying breastfeeding? It's highly inappropriate. Someone call JK Rowling immediately.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Get her on the case. Speaking of JK Rowling or Rowling, whatever she's called, Neil Wilson absolutely has a serious problem with Daniel Radcliffe. I don't know where it's come from. Harry Potter.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Daniel's gotten it, has he?

• 4:26Speaker 02

  Oh, very against Potter, saying that he wouldn't watch any trash or drivel that Daniel Radcliffe or Dakota Johnson was in. So it was both of them last night.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  I saw her once. She's one of my celebrity spottings. I saw her in, I saw her in LA.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Where, was she looking, is she gorgeous and real like, skin like glass?

• 4:51Speaker 03

  It was on a billboard. No, I'm kidding. I did actually see her. I saw her in real life, yeah. There was, there was a, there was this gorgeous hotel near where I was staying that I wasn't staying in. But I would stay, I would go there for lunch every day because I did this amazing chicken chop salad and the most beautiful glass of white wine. And it was all kind of like silver dining and they'd reveal your salad under one of those, you know.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  Was it Chateau Marmont?

• 5:12Speaker 03

  No, it wasn't Chateau Marmont.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Cloche.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  Under a ta-da cloche, yeah. Ta-da.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Ta-da cloche.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, one of those. Ta-da. So every day I'd go over for my ta-da chopped chicken salad. It was delightful. I genuinely wasn't going there because I thought it was, I didn't understand it was for the schleps, but I, I just went there because of the amazing chopped chicken salad. Anyway, it turned out it was quite the celeb spot. And Dakota Johnson was in there one day and I was like, because American celeb spotters, American celeb spots are, they're more intense. They just are. If I saw Daniel Radcliffe, I'd just be like, all right, Don, what's crack? Whereas with Dakota, you're like, oh my God, it's, it's Dakota Johnson. She's, she's riding Chris Martin. Like, you know, there's all, and then there's all, you know, she's met Gwyneth Paltrow. There's all like the knock on a fax going through your, your file of fax brain.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  And she looked just as beautiful. And at one point, I think she looked at me. She looked at me.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  That's true, but okay.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  I think she did. Well, I walked past her and stared at her. I think she looked back.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  She had no option.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  And there might have been a bit of fear in her eyes.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, she felt threatened, that's.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  Sorry, okay, Jo, yeah, fine. You said it, you said it. We got there eventually.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  There are not many celebs I would want to chase down and have a look at, but like, I've been in St. Boris, it's a very small island, and I have been on St. Boris at the same time as Leonardo DiCaprio, and he's spotted everywhere. Never clapped eyes on him, it really disappoints me. And when I go down the port, I'm like, looking everywhere like a meerkat trying to find him, but I know.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  The port, Jo. I'd like to see him. He came out recently, he gets a terrible time because he likes to date young women. I don't really like, all men like to date young women. I don't think there's anything unusual about it. I think he just gets, he just gets, he just can, that's the problem. He's just able to do it. The rest of the men just want to do it and can't. He's, I just fucking, whatever, leave him off. But, I think it's funny, the whole too old for DiCaprio thing when he turned 23. But, he did an interview recently where he said he, because he's in his 50s now, he turned 50.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  I think he's 52 or something.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Is he 52, Jo? No chance of fact checking there now? I think he turned 50 something. And he said that inside he feels 32, so it never really leaves.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  32.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  Never, he says inside.

• 7:22Speaker 04

  It would be 51 this year.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  51.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, 51, feels 32.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  I would say I feel about, I don't feel, I don't feel my, well, I feel my age at the moment because she hasn't been sleeping and keeping me up all night, so I feel, I actually feel 50, I feel 52. But I usually feel about 29, 30.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I think, I think you always feel about, maybe, I can't, I can't speak for everyone. But I think you always feel about 10 years younger than your age. Like, I don't feel 16. Like, do you know what I mean? You know, you know, you know, you read these interviews with these elderly people in nursing homes, and they're like, "Inside, I still feel like I'm 19." I'm like, well, that's weird, you need to, you need to move along now. You need to mature, we need to mature.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  No one wants to feel that age either.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  No, you can't fucking do anything.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Joanna McNally, guess what day it is today. And I know listeners, you're listening to it at a different time, but like, the excitement. I

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Like it was Christmas morning today. I, I cry, I went down to go for a run with my friend, Ashley, obviously listened to Oasis the whole way down. Then I kind of cried because I was like, oh my God, it's Oasis day. I didn't realise I was this into it.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  I, I don't know, crying. You're, but that's because you're not sleeping. That's not because of Oasis.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  No, it is. And it's also, maybe I'm a bit nervous about Noel later. I don't know. I just don't know what's going to go down and stuff. So.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  You guys might make up.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  We might make up. I don't know. But I just found out that we have a friend in common and that friend is very friendly with him and I never knew. Some feelings to Oasis.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Is it, is that me? Who's this?

• 9:00Speaker 02

  You don't know Oasis, okay? If you started going out with Noel.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Oh, guys.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Didn't introduce me on purpose to annoy me, I would not be, I would, I will not do the part. That's what I'll do.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  We're doing a bit of time travel here because this pod comes out after the Oasis, when Oasis will be done and dusted in Dublin. Croke Park will be back to its fealty self. But Vogue is attending Oasis on the Saturday and I'm attending Oasis on the Sunday evening because I have a job on Sunday morning that I was like, I can't be hung out before. Vogue, are you invited? Just, just checking, test, test. Are you invited to the after party?

• 9:37Speaker 03

  No? Oh, okay.

• 9:38Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Well, I'll let you know how it goes. Where is it? Well, how can I be invited to the after party when the after party is going to be after the second show? No, no, they have one after every show.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Do they? Yeah. Well, that's not true. I know.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Hold on while I take, hold on while I take a long sip of my evil coffee.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  I know somebody who works with.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Are you invited? Are you invited to the, are you invited to the friends and family bar?

• 10:01Speaker 02

  Oh, there is none. Joanna, get me a ticket to that right now. Get me a ticket to that. Who got you a ticket for that?

• 10:09Speaker 03

  I cannot reveal my sources. But let me say, there's been a lot of blows.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Jobs given, if it makes you feel any better. To be honest, I'm not. My jaw will never be the same again. To be honest, I'm not just saying this because I love them so much. It's one of those situations where I wouldn't really want to be in the same room as them because I'd be, I'd be too nervous and embarrassed. Well, you're lucky. I'm only taking the piss. I'm only taking the piss.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Do you want, you hurt my feelings. Thank you. Do you know what? That's what feelings are for. I'm going to do absolutely nothing about that. No, but I would. They're the type of people, because I do know somebody who is working with them and I wouldn't eat like, I wouldn't, it's a really weird thing. You don't, I don't think that, well, maybe you do love somebody as much as I love them, but like, do you know what I mean, Joe? Like, what are you going to say to them? Like, what are you going to say if you meet Liam Gallagher? Like, hello?

• 11:02Speaker 04

  You sound like a dick, whatever you say.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  No, I'd just rather not do it.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Apparently there's all sorts going on at the Oasis concerts, but one person was telling a story. Grace Campbell told me that, I don't know if it was someone she knew or she'd heard of, I can't remember. During Champagne Supernova, they were like covered, something kind of covered them, like someone, it was like ash or something. And they're like, what is this? And there was a guy.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  Emptying his brother's ashes out, yeah.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  During Champagne Supernova.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  I'd rather the pint of piss.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  Do you know what? I wouldn't mind ashes being put on me that much, to be honest.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  I wouldn't mind ashes either. I'd be like, okay, it's kind of sentimental.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  You'd rather a pint of piss being poured on you? No way. I would not like a pint of piss being poured on you.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  If you breathe in and it goes like in and in your lungs and you've got a person there.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  Body to body, in the words of Samantha Mumba, body to body.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, funk to funky.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Do you know what I mean? We're all here to rock your body. Like, you're going to be ashes one day anyway, Joe.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  It's true.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  Get over it, you know?

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Did you see that fella who spilled all those ashes on the plane and he was crying his eyes out? It was a. Yeah, and the air hostess, it was his mother and the air hostess was trying to, you know, but also like, you probably wouldn't, like, I wouldn't be dying, I wouldn't mind if someone poured ashes on me, but like, I wouldn't really be dying to get my hands in them either, do you know what I mean?

• 12:23Speaker 03

  I just don't think I-

• 12:24Speaker 02

  He was crying.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  What, what kind of vessel did he use that it was so easy to spill? Like, come on?

• 12:31Speaker 02

  An urn, an urn, just a regular urn.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  Oh, you wouldn't even, I, I, I've, there's more sealed sandwich bags, like, like, that's, I'd be suing, I'd be, I'd be, well, I'd certainly be asking for answers from the urn company if it was that easy to spill someone's ashes. What'd you do?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Steeped dead bodies.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  No, no, no, actually, do you know what you do? That's a simple fix. Hoover them up.

• 12:57Speaker 02

  Hoovered up?

• 12:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then empty them back into the urn. Yeah, come on.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  So, empty the Hoover, then fill the Hoover up with the ashes.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  With your loved one.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Take the Hoover bag with you, Grant.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, suction up your loved one into the belly of a Dyson.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  Stop fucking crying about nothing.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  You talent bug.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  I think it's just probably the shock. You're like, oh my God, that's really disrespectful that I'm just like, but some people leave their, like, they just get left in a garage or something. At least like you're being taken around the world. Be grateful.

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• 14:06Speaker 03

  If you spill my ashes.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  I still feel really sick about that Oasis comment, by the way. You've really thrown me now for the rest of the pod. I thought your best friends at Noel and Liam not telling me about it.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Well.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  I.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Don't, I don't want any more. I feel anxious.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  I felt bad and then took it back, but it is actually true.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  Why are you trying to ruin Oasis Day?

• 14:29Speaker 02

  This is like my Christmas. I don't even like Christmas Day as much as I like today.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  Two months ago, you didn't even know who Noel Gallagher was.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  My Magella, my au pair, took me to see Oasis when I was 12. It was my first gig I ever went to. Get lost.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  Well, my first gig was Michael Jackson.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Did you get to go and see Michael Jackson?

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Well, Michael Jackson was playing an outdoor concert in Cork in, what age am I? It was probably 1933. And my parents drove to Cork and we sat on the wall outside the, wherever it was with our, with our Michael Jackson headbands on. Cause we obviously wouldn't, they couldn't, they weren't bringing us inside, but we sat outside. We could hear perfectly. Yeah. We were just two kids on a wall with our Michael Jackson headbands on.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  I mean, if you're going down just to listen and not seeing, would you not just?

• 15:16Speaker 03

  No, we did see, I think we did see him. I think there were screens and all. I do, I very much, my feeling was that I was very much involved. That, you know, I was part of the concert.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't think my parents ever took me to concerts.

• 15:30Speaker 03

  No one paid for anything. It was the eighties. Everyone was, yeah, everyone was on the hustle and the, on the haggle. What I'm gonna, what I was saying was, Vogue, if I, if you spill my ashes.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  I, and if you, if you need to use the Hoover up system, if you try and get Dora to do it, know that I will haunt you. If you spill me, you're hoovering me up yourself. I don't want.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Oh, how to use a hoover?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Well, fucking, well, learn.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Okay, there's something called YouTube.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  I've got my Dyson robot, I'll get him on the case.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, I was gonna get one of those little robot guys, just for company, just for company, really.

• 16:09Speaker 02

  Come here to meet me and Amber, right? I don't know if you've ever seen this, because we're home now, we're talking, I'm still on the line of dead bodies, by the way. But we're home, when I saw this thing and told Amber about it, basically, a Tesla, right, it's got cameras all over the top of the car, so it shows you all around the car. Like, if you're driving along the street, it will show that someone's walking along the footpath, that kind of thing. Someone took the Tesla into a graveyard at night, and there were bodies walking around the car.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  I've seen that video.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  You've seen that? So me, Amber and Lyn are going to the graveyard, because Lyn has a Tesla, and we're gonna go and see if we see any ghosts.

• 16:45Speaker 04

  And then what?

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, then what?

• 16:48Speaker 02

  Scare the shit out of ourselves and leave.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  What else do you think we're gonna do? Imagine how funny that would be, when we scare the absolute crap out of ourselves.

• 17:00Speaker 03

  Isn't it funny that people want to be scared? Like, isn't it, it's a funny thing to want to intentionally make yourself, to freak yourself out.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  It'd be so funny.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  Keep us in the loop, go live!

• 17:16Speaker 02

  Hi, Joanna Vogue. After listening to Vogue's story about the flipped tampon and Joanne's disbelief. Oh, yeah.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  I thought I'd share my own experience.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Great.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  10 years ago, I was cheated on by my ex. We had a holiday booked that summer and still decided to go on it as friends. Ridiculous, I know, but I was 17 and we weren't getting any money back from it. Very grown up at 17.

• 17:39Speaker 03

  We've all done that.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  We ended up having a great time and spent one of the days on a boat trip, jumping into the sea. When I got back to the hotel room, you guessed it, tampon was nowhere to be seen. I fished around for a while and managed to feel a string, but couldn't grip it due to my stupidly long acrylic nails. Panic was really setting in and I was starting to feel faint. I sat in the bed feeling dizzy and my ex asked what was wrong, so I explained, "Oh, no. My tampon has shot up inside me and I can't get a hold of the string. One, two, skip a few, I'm on my back with my legs wide and my ex-boyfriend has one hand holding his phone towards me. Tempting to perform a medical procedure."

• 18:19Speaker 02

  To this day, I'm mortified. Joanne, consider this your evidence that the impact of water can absolutely flip a tampon, and the consequences are not pretty. I feel vindicated.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Okay, fine. I've, I've, I've been shown. You've shown me. I stand down. I stand corrected. And also, what a gentleman that man is.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  You take it back that I have a giant vagina, because I've shown you the vagina and you know it's not giant.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Well, when I saw it, there was a head coming out of it. So that's pretty giant, if you ask me.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  It wasn't, yeah, it wasn't in its most-

• 18:52Speaker 02

  No, have I showed you that as well? Of course you have. It wasn't in its most petite form.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  So I have, still have no evidence about size.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  That's absolutely grim.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  I've only seen it on its most girthy. And also, in, back to the whole water flipping tampons around, what sounds to me there is, the tampon wasn't necessarily flipped, it was pushed back.

• 19:27Speaker 04

  I mean, in the interest of being thorough, we have had a lot of emails and just reading down the subject lines, we've got, "My tampon went sideways, things that we can reverse", "Girls be careful on water slides", like, there's a, there's a lot of data that we've-

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Fine. I know it was. I'm just, I'm just trying to get me- Thank you. Well, I'm just trying to keep the girls safe.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  I don't want to stand in the way of truth.

• 19:49Speaker 02

  And I might switch to mini tampons now, okay? That's as small as it's gotten. Okay?

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Okay, okay. Well, they're just gonna fall out, but sure. Why are we fighting about the size of your vagina? We're grown women.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring a measuring tape in later.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  Fine. Get ready. Right, okay.

• 20:11Speaker 03

  We'll use the time that we should have had a blow-dry to measure each other's vaginas and see who's a smaller. That seems like a more sensible use of our time.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  We know what's important to us and what's not.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  And then whoever wins gets to go to the Oasis after-party, because that, that is happening.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Stop saying that!

• 20:28Speaker 03

  I'm joking, it's not happening.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Well, now I don't know, I'm unsure, and now I'm gonna see pictures of you and Liam and Noel together, sticking your finger up at me and saying, "Fuck you Vogue."

• 20:38Speaker 03

  I don't think they actually even go to the after-parties. I think they're just like, kind of for a trio and stuff. That was my understanding.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Thanks for ruining Oasis' stage, John.

• 20:47Speaker 03

  Okay. I'll be a scaffolder for the afternoon. If I've got to go to an after-party.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  What do you need?

• 20:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'll hang a light.

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