MTGM EXTRA! "I turn the corner and BOOM..."

Where is everyone now?! Vogue's still in St Barts and Joanne is in New Zealand. That means a time difference of 16 hours!! Luckily, everyone is happy with their own local time, so it works. SO... What went down at Coachella? It's time for an investigation and debrief on why Vogue, nor Joanne will ever be there. Plus, a very embarrassing moment for one listener... Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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• 0:32Speaker 01

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• 0:35Speaker 02

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• 0:39Speaker 03

  I saw a picture of me today and I was like, oh my God. It literally, you can literally see my insides in that picture. It's so invasive. Like I was on a paddleboard.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  While you were talking, I was just, I just hit a Rubik's cube at my feet.

• 0:50Speaker 03

  One of the reasons we're not going to go to Coachella, listen to these prices, right?

• 0:53Speaker 02

  The main reason is because we're 40 years of age, but sure, come on.

• 1:02Speaker 03

  Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of my therapist, go to me at me Vogue Williams, Joanne McNally and Jo Attiwell. Okay, girls and boys, we didn't go to Coachella again. And do you know what?

• 1:15Speaker 02

  There's stuff that you look at and you're like, oh, FOMO, YOLO, whatever. What's it called?

• 1:21Speaker 03

  FOMO?

• 1:22Speaker 04

  It's FOMO, FOMO's what I think.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, our generation, we just say, I'd like to be there. We don't agree with it. But I have no interest. It's like, do you know what I will say? And I just, I just don't feel attractive enough to go. I think it's just like, and it's just tits and teeth and...

• 1:39Speaker 03

  We would have to wear bags over our heads.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  No, Vogue, you, I know you don't like when I call out the fact that you are attractive, but you are. Now, me and Jo couldn't go.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Well, Joanne, you'll be glad to hear that I have since grown a beard from being away. I have a pigmentation beard, so I will send you a picture of that later and you'll see why I can't go to Coachella.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  It's too many, too many hot people in one place. And I just think for morale, I just, I just don't want to go. I'd rather go... To like a literary festival in Mullingar, you know what I mean? And then I think I thrive.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Someone called it the influencer Olympics.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Like, now, in fairness, the people, the influencers that are going are absolutely smashing it and they look great. They have all these outfits sorted. But I, I feel like, and it was like, looking at the Coachella fashion, it's all boho. It's all like, remember seeing that one in the day when she was pretty cool? So they're all kind of, it's almost like a uniform that they're all wearing, the same kind of thing.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  When I was in LA recently, that's the vibe. So I was looking, I was kind of shopping. I was in the vintage shops and I was doing the secondhand shopping thing and I was like, oh, I would be a cowgirl within a week here. That's the style. It's the vibe. So, and like weirdly, in Melbourne, I was like, the, the, the, the style is like very, like, dark sunglasses, dark clothes. It's quite like, kind of chic, like, what would you call it? I don't know what, I don't know what the term for it is. Black, black fashion, like, kind of, whereas Coachella LA, it's like, coin belts, cowboy boots.

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what they're all wearing.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Frilly waistcoats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a vibe.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  They do, they do actually have some really good artists. Like, I was watching Moby. Oh my God. And he had this incredible singer with him and it was just like, I'd love to have seen Moby. But then Justin Bieber's getting a bit of abuse because he was sitting there playing off his YouTube, which people are like, okay, you're literally getting paid 10 million dollars and you're sitting there in a crusty old hoodie, playing off your YouTube. But supposedly he sold his music catalogue in 2018 and that's why he can't play any of his old songs. So that's why he's kind of doing all that new jazz.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Do you know that Moby's doing a gig in Ireland? Did you hear about this?

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Shut up. I'm dying to go and see Moby.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Joe, can you fact check that for me, please? I'm pretty sure Moby is doing a gig.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Tree Arena or a festival.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  No, no, no. He's doing some tiny gallery gig in, in for like.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  God, I'd love to go see Moby. If you saw, go watch his Coachella set. It was unbelievable.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Really?

• 4:12Speaker 04

  Friday, the 21st of August, 2026 at Imma.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Emma, yeah.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  It's the Irish Modern Art Museum, yeah.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  Did you see that whole thing with Sabrina Carpenter? She got a bit of a, basically she was being called culturally insensitive because somebody, there's a, there's a sound called Zagrutha. I'm probably not saying it right, which was, it's from, it's heard across large gatherings in Arabian cultures.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  She heard it and she stopped her set and said, who did that? And then some girl was like, it was me. And then she was like, I don't like it. And then the fan was like, it's my culture. And she's like, that's your culture? It sounded like yodeling. This is weird.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Whatever.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  People had a load of backlash on her online. And it's like, she's sitting on stage.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Like a hundred thousand people watching her and she just heard a noise. She, she can't figure it out. But I just feel like people are always so desperate to try, like, so like, there's a load of people now calling her a racist online. It's like, she's not being, she just, she didn't hear properly.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Come on, like, what, like.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  But she had to come out, she had to come out and do a whole post and stuff about it. And it's just like, I just feel like you can be educated about something, but you don't need to be educated about absolutely everything. I remember I was sitting in, I was sitting in a TV studio and someone was like, oh, this person died. And I was like, oh, who's that? And they were like, and they turned around.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  I remember, you told me this. I remember this. This was so mean.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were like, this person died. I was like, oh, who's that? And she was like, she was turned around, she goes, don't ever let that come out of your mouth again. And I was like, pardon? And she's like, don't ever say something so stupid again. And I was just like, uh, okay. And I just kind of turned away, but I was like, how rude are you? Like, I'm asking you to know absolutely everything about, okay, who's Eamon De Valera then? You tell me, who's Eamon De Valera?

• 6:04Speaker 02

  I know. No, you're one.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Everything about you. You don't know everything about me.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  You tell me about that at the time and I was like, no, no, no, that's a, that's a weird therapy.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  I kind of wish I'd stuck up for myself, but you know, when you're just like so shocked by something, you're just like, oh my god.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  I also think on stage with the Sabrina yodeling situation, like when you are on stage, you've like a second, like a split second to make decisions about things. And like, you're not there. Like, do you remember, do you remember the time your one came up between the SSE and telling me I had my period? Oh, Jesus, yeah. And I had a split second. The SSE, it's like, it's an arena venue, like it's a fuck off, big arse venue. So there's a lot of eyes on you. So which means you've even shorter time to make decisions because you don't want to like stop the flow of what's happening. And she was like, you've got your period. And I looked down, I couldn't see it. And basically

• 7:01Speaker 02

  was like, told her to go away. And then I was getting dog's bees being like, how dare you? Like, she was a woman to woman. She was trying to support you. And I was like, I didn't, I, I didn't know I had it. She was app, she was in fairness here, we've actually spoken since. But like, you know, she had a couple of drinks on board. As I say, split decisions. So like Sabrina, I wouldn't be, you know, I would have sympathy for her in that situation.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  And sorry.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  People are so quick. They're just so quick to just, they're so quick to think the worst of people. They're just so quick.

• 7:30Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, but people love that. They, people love when somebody is being, and I always feel like it's somebody that's getting, that's getting torn down. But like, her set was supposedly amazing. And she did five outfit changes. And Justin, and he sat there in a, in a hoodie playing his YouTube's.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Someone posted a photo of Sabrina Carpenter the other day in there. She, because she's so beautiful. And they're like, there's no way a man was involved in this, this, her mother got pregnant via vibrator. And it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. She is so pretty. She's so pretty. And do you know what I will say? And I know we talk about, talk about Barry Keoghan a lot. I feel, I, I feel kind of bad for Barry at the moment. I think he's gone through a bit of a hard time. Joe, have you heard Barry talking about?

• 8:16Speaker 03

  I think, yeah, slagging off the way he looks. People just like. Yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 04

  He, he used to be with Sabrina, didn't he, for comedy?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were together. Yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. And, and he's starring in the new Beatles film. So like, there's, there's photos of him floating around, kind of in a very, like, sixties kind of look and stuff. But he has come out and said that he's getting so much abuse for how he looks, that it's making it really hard for him to leave the house and stuff. I'm like, I don't know. And I think, do you know what, when someone, when someone in his position actually says that, my heart melts for them because I'm sure loads of people feel it and think it, but they're, they're not saying it. But to have it, have such an impact on your mental wellness, to actually say it. Barry, for what it's worth, we fucking think you're savage, stunning and amazing. And I'd, I'd ride you in a second.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  She would as well. No, she would, she would, Barry.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Barry's like, this is, Joanne, this is the last thing I want to hear.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Can I, can I come and hang out with you guys?

• 9:20Speaker 02

  He's like, I'd rather guard a silage, Joanne. I've just stopped talking up at Sabrina Carpenter. But thanks, thanks, thanks for the info.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  I reckon, I reckon, I reckon Barry, although he's probably getting slagged off, is doing pretty well for himself. But I just think that like, like I, I personally have just become really used to it. Like people always slagging off something.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  You got it.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  I just, it's just all the time. It's just.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  I know.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Even now, being on holidays over here, it's like, there's, there's a, there's paps on the island because like, there's proper famous people here. Like there's Paul McCartney and stuff like that. So they're going around and like, they'll just get the, they'll get the tail end of us. But like, I mean, I saw a pape picture of me the other day and I was like, oh my God, it literally, you can literally see my insides in that picture. It's so invasive. Like I was on a paddleboard.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  What?

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Oh my, it is like.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Were you upskirted? What did they see?

• 10:07Speaker 03

  I was on a paddleboard in my bikini and it is literally like, like there is, thank God I've had laser. Because like you would see absolutely.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Sorry, I've said this to you before. I've said this before and I said it again, you need to start wearing knickers on that paddleboard. It's outrageous. You can't be going out there naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to get the shot. They're going to get the shot.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  I, I pretty much looked naked in there. Jesus Christ.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  If I was, if I was papped on a beach, I genuinely think I'd need to be sectioned for three months. I couldn't handle it.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Do you know, it's, it's, do you know what's interesting about us? And, and I've noticed it this time around. Like I, I'm not, I haven't put on a lot of weight. I've put on a few kilos. I have put on a few kilos, which is totally fine.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Which we support. I think you look great. I think you look better, actually. Joe, Joe said he'd actually get up on your own. For years, he said he wouldn't.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  But like, when I'm, when I'm like.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  For fuck's sake.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  When I've been away before, people are like, eh, look at her body, look at her thighs, look at this about her. She's disgusting. Look at her satellite. Look at this. And this time round away, and it's actually slightly nicer because I've put on a bit of weight. And I think that people feel more comfortable seeing you like that or something. Well, certainly the people that are commenting because the comments are nicer. Oh, she's put on a bit of weight. She looks better. But like.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  It's, it's just, it's such a, it's such a weird.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Well, women, we, we, we are, women are poisoned by our own culture. So like that is, so I've thought about this loads, about general various things. And it's, there's a general consensus within the female community of like, whoa, whoa, whoa. If I've had to step in line and abide by these cultural rules for femininity, it really bothers me if someone else isn't doing it. Also, there's a lot of, women have a lot of hangups about bodies and stuff because we've always been that. Like, that's been our, kind of our big social offering has always been your body, you know?

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  Like, it's always been, so it's, it's such, it's very messy territory, very messy territory. And I don't think it brings out the best in us as a community. I had a friend of mine who was, I mean, for want of a better term, trolling.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Women who had had babies but had kind of snapped back in inverted commas. And my friend hadn't snapped back, whatever the fuck that means, like who, you know, so few women do and whatever. And she was really upset, very triggered and very angry at the women who were posting photos. And, and she was kind of going in on them in, in with, like, she was being like, kind of mean to them. And I spoke to her about it and I was like, what, what's going on? She was like, it just really bothers me because I haven't done it. And I think it puts like an awful pressure on women. And I was like, I totally understand where you're coming from in the same breath. Don't be part of the problem.

• 13:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Don't be part of the problem by commenting on it. Like just block or ignore i- if you can find it within yourself.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  But she was, and like I say, she is one of the kindest, soundest people I know. But she could not contain herself because she feels that she's being judged. There's pressure coming towards her and there's just so much pressure and so much judgment around women's bodies. Whereas look at Jo sitting there, not a fucking bother on him.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Men don't have the same, they do not, it's just not the same, it's not the same. And the really sad thing is that women, we are so brainwashed that we're doing it to each other. That's such, that's the sad part of us.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  But you know the snap back thing, I remember when I had had the babies and like my body did just go back. But like the, the like, the stuff that I would see online about me because that happened, I was just like, you just can't win. Like you can't like, what am I supposed to do if that's like, I'm violently ill when I'm pregnant. So that was for that one reason, I don't put on a huge amount of weight because I'm sick the whole time. And then, and then like.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  This is.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  I've trained as well because it makes you feel better, but like.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  So this, this was gonna say, this is a very interesting conversation. And so with you, who you are like a very, you're very fitness focused, right? Which is admirable.

• 14:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  And I, I could only, I'd love to have an ounce of it. So if you train every day, put the work in every day, that I couldn't be arsed doing, that you do. Then you are going to bounce back when you are postpartum. And that's because there's been a lot of work put in before that. So you shouldn't be made feel shit about yourself because your body, and inverted commas, bounced back. Cause I don't really know, like, like it's so subjective, whatever that means. But the reason is because you train every fuck, you, you, you're training every day. So like.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Grant, you deserve, you deserve it. You deserve us.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  But it's not.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  I don't train every day. If I got pregnant, when I say I'd be in a mu mu for three years.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  But there's also nothing wrong with that.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  And that's fine. Exactly. I can't expect, I can't expect to bounce back when I put no work in previously to getting pregnant. Like, that's not how it works.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  But I do also think it's a certain body type as well.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  No, no, I disagree.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  There is, there is that because, Joanne, I'm so tall and my torso is so long that like, when I, when I was pregnant with, with the kids, like, I didn't look as big either because I'm so long and there's so much more of me.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  You shouldn't be embarrassed or ashamed about the fact that your body, in inverted commas, bounces back after pregnancy because you are training like a motherfucker before you're pregnant. And that's what it is.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Do you know what? One of the reasons we're not going to go to Coachella, listen to these prices, right? This is what?

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Well, I would say the main, the main reason is because we're 40 years of age. But sure, go on.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Joanne, listen, age is nothing but a number, okay? And also because we couldn't be arsed getting dressed up so nicely for three days. But besides...

• 16:32Speaker 02

  It is a cow chala. Like, I can't be in that heat in a pair of cowboy boots. I would fucking melt. I'd look like I'm doing spinning class. No, fuck that.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  And then freezing at night. And we wouldn't really be arsed getting, having to look nice for three days in a row. But the real reason we wouldn't go is because everything costs so much. So, a single, a premium, single day suite, $40,000. You get your own suite, comfortable seating and shade.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  No. Hold on. What?

• 17:01Speaker 03

  An ultra-premium weekend suite, $75,000. This is a three-day access for your entire group, which is 10 to 20 people. A dedicated private suite near a main stage, at main stage. And like, you get real beds and air conditioning. But then I was like, what does like a normal person, $75,000?

• 17:23Speaker 02

  Yeah. What are the pleb costs? Give me the pleb costs.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  So, a three-day pass for Friday, Saturday and Sunday can be $550 to $650, which actually, for a week, like, that's not too, like, how much is glass and brie for a ticket?

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Where am I sleeping? In the bin? Where am I sleeping?

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, in the bin. No, you're in the bin.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  So I'm sleeping in your rinal. Wake it up. Have a, have a, have an a rinal cake for breakfast for 500 quid. Okay, good to know.

• 17:50Speaker 03

  You're going to turn into that man in Berghain who lies at the urinal so everyone pisses on him.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  He's not in the urinal, he's under the grate. I've met him. Go on.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Camping $160, but you've got to get your own food and drinks. The days are sometimes 40 degrees, Joanne. Can you imagine you in a 40 degree heat?

• 18:09Speaker 02

  Sorry, $160 a night.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  Camping, no, just, I think for the weekend.

• 18:14Speaker 02

  Sorry, that's actually, sorry, that's really good value, no?

• 18:18Speaker 04

  That was on top of the ticket though, because that's, you've already paid $650 for your ticket, which is, that's so, £480, £100 more expensive than glass.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think, I actually don't think that's that bad. Like, I don't think that's that bad, to be honest.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but this, that way you could be in 12 hours of traffic. You'd be walking like 30,000 steps a day.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  Like, I would rather, I would rather gargle glass. I'm not going, I'm just saying, I don't think that's that extreme of a cost, really, to be honest, for Cabocella. I don't.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  I would just say, if you're thinking of going to Coachella, why don't you save your money and go to Electric Picnic, three day festival, Ireland, not like crazy prices.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Go and see the Corona, Mary Black, yeah.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  Perfect.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  Enya, yeah.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  Enya, you wish. Oh my God, I'd go if there was Enya. Did you see Celine Dion is back on tour? Celine Dion?

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  We have to go to Paris.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  We're going to, she's got a residency, she's going to Full Adel in Paris. Jo, fact check this for me, please.

• 19:18Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  And I want no shade, because I'm just asking questions, because I know Celine has a very rabied fanbase, and I am a huge Celine fan. In fact, every night before I do Prosecco Express, I used to listen to...

• 19:33Speaker 03

  We, we used to listen to Celine's song. What is it again?

• 19:36Speaker 02

  What was the song? I used to listen to every night to get me ready. Jo, you know the...

• 19:40Speaker 04

  It's all coming back to me now, yeah.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  There you go. Who, who originally, Meatloaf wanted that song and they said, no, they're giving it to Celine. Anyway, my point is, she now has a disease called paralysis something.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Stiff, stiff person syndrome.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  Stiff person syndrome, very serious. I watched some stuff about it. It looks horrible, like awful.

• 20:02Speaker 02

  So how in God's name is she doing residency in Paris?

• 20:06Speaker 03

  I'm not here to ask questions. I'm just here to buy the tickets, to be honest with you. I'm not missing Celine in Paris. Absolutely.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  Well, I was, you know, I went to LA to go and see Adele. Now, I was doing a show there anyway, but I went to LA to see Adele and she rang in sick. On the day!

• 20:22Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  What she said, what are we, what are we saying, Jo?

• 20:27Speaker 04

  Through intensive therapy, she has managed, she can manage her stiff person syndrome condition. It is incurable, but she has lots and lots of, it just says intensive therapy and that enables her to do the shows.

• 20:42Speaker 02

  Because I've seen footage of her having like an episode of her

• 20:48Speaker 02

  illness and it is so har, it's so grim. It is so grim.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  Would we go to Paris?

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're obviously going to Paris. There's literally not a doubt in my mind.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  We can get the DART to Paris, Jo.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  Longtime listener, recently saw Joanne, the Apollo, unreal, changed my life, spiritually, spiritually healed, et cetera.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  I live in rural Hertfordshire, so my runs are basically me, a few sheep and the looming threat of a tractor taking me out. I refuse to wear headphones because I like to hear my death approaching. So I listen to the pod out loud, but quietly.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  On her phone, just banging it out of her pockets. Okay.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  Sometimes I do that. No, I, I'll hold it up to my head. Ready to mutify, encounter civilisation. Now, encounter civilisation usually means one confused cow. Not today. I'm trotting along, giggling to myself like I've fully lost the plot when I turn a corner and boom, a full gathering of about seven people aged 70 plus just standing there having a wholesome countryside chat. Before I can react, Joanne's voice blares out, here, just because you have a wardrobe full of sex dolls.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  I panic. I go to turn it down, but instead I turn it up, at which point one of you wagons chimes in as clear, as clear as day, talking about a bag full of dildos. Oh my god.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  Time stopped. One woman gasps. I make eye contact with a man who has absolutely never heard the word dildo before and now has to process it along with me in silence.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Anyway, I've retired from running. I'll be relocating and I assume there's now a parish meeting about me. Love the pod though. 10 out of 10. Changed my life. Ruined my reputation.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  Well, do you know what? I guess I've had several DMs from women similar to that who their AirPods have disconnected or they've run out of battery or something and then something we say, which is like just gross.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  Desperate.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  And out of context, yeah, has embarrassed them. So we apologize, but you gotta listen privately. It's a private experience.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  And please don't do it in front of your kids. Please don't do it in front of your kids.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Also, Jo, I have to ask, I meant to ask you, there's a company that sent me in a lot of,

• 23:19Speaker 03

  Dildos.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  Well, yes, Vogue, but I was trying to come up with a more discreet term.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  No, no, no. They sent you. Oh, no, I can't.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Sexy Sticks. Sexy Sticks.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  Yes. Banton.

• 23:30Speaker 03

  Sexy Sticks. Sexy Stick. Yeah. Joanne, you should start a company. You should start a company. SexySticks.com. Go see if it's ready.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. And they, and God love them. They keep asking me, have you got them yet? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I haven't seen Jo physically in so long because I know Jo has the sexy stick. So I apologize to the company.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  You'll know when she has the sexy stick. She'll be really happy. You'll see it in her face.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  Oh god. Anyway, like we say, you're not the first woman that you've kind of let the pod air and been embarrassed. So yeah, we would recommend AirPods.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  You won't be the last. You won't be the last.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  It won't be the last. It won't be the last.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  Discretion advised.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  We're very low rent. You need to understand that.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Speak for yourself.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Very low rent. So I meant to say to you, Vogue, I did, when I was in Australia, the Shameless podcast.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  Oh, I love that. Yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  Yes. So Shameless. And, and so I thought that we needed to work on a little intro because their intro is the podcast for smart women who love dumb stuff. And I was like, that's.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  I mean, without kind of blowing my own trumpets, I do think I have some intelligence. But I love dumb shit and I think we could do with a little kind of blurb as an intro. So it's something we should work on. I might actually put it into chat GPT.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  Write us down some ideas.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  I love how we, I love how we circle back all the time.

• 24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is something that'll definitely get done.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Joanne will send us all an email. Just circling back on this, it'll be from 2019. Just circling back, guys.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  I hope this, I hope this email never finds you because I'm dead. Thank you. I, I just thought it'd be nice to have a blurb and we are, I feel, and maybe I'm doing, doing us a disservice, Vogue. But I, I think we are smart women.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  With a slightly juvenile sense of humour.

• 25:30Speaker 04

  Only slightly though.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  I, we're not always like this. We can, we hold it together.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Oh, we, oh, trust me, girls. Like, when we're not on here, we're reading. We're colouring in.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  There's a lot going on. Like, we're doing Sudoku.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  Excuse me. I'm judging, I'm judging a fiction prize, Joanne. I am doing a lot of reading while I'm away. I am, I am judging a fiction prize over here, girls, and I, I've tried to buy three of the books. I can't get them. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna have the culture corner won't know what hit us when I finish.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  I'm delighted for you. Vogue, while you were talking.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  Buy more to read.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  While you were talking, I was just, I just hit a Rubik's Cube at my feet. So.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  I, I saw that.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Well done.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  We are Rain Man vibes, but we just, we're performatively thick. Jo is just actually thick. Okay.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm sitting here too. I've been sitting here for two hours. We've done two hours.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Say goodbye.

• 26:28Speaker 03

  I hope, oh, bye, everybody.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  Jo, we love you. Jo, don't, like, don't put that in, Jo. It sounds mean.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  I'm leaving that in because I think it's important to document.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  I didn't hear what she said. Did she say something mean about you? I didn't hear it.

• 26:42Speaker 04

  Oh, it's just.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  He knows we adore him. I said, we, I said, sometimes we are performatively thick. I said, Jo was genuinely thick.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a reflexive punchline at this point, isn't it?

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