Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "I miss home so much." About this episode For anyone waiting to hear Vogue & Joanne's latest takes on the Beckham situation... You need to wait until Friday... JUST WAIT. For now, get amongst this, get an ice bath for your face and wait.
Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com
If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected]
Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com
This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Transcript 0:01 Speaker 00 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:10 Speaker 01 Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, the bonus episode of Me, Vogue Williams and...
0:16 Speaker 02 It's Joanne McNally.
0:17 Speaker 01 Is it?
0:18 Speaker 02 It is. I know, I know. It's morning time. I know what you're thinking. She needs to get her blefs done.
0:23 Speaker 01 No, no, no. We were just having a little conversation about the blefs and the bits and the bobs and...
0:29 Speaker 02 In the mornings now, my eyes...
0:32 Speaker 03 Sorry, translation, blefs, what?
0:34 Speaker 01 Oh, blefs are like the skin above your eyelids kind of thing. And like, a lot of people get blef surgery. And a lot of people, when they don't need it, like Joanne, you do not need it. But Joanne lives in the Bronx.
0:45 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
0:47 Speaker 01 The Bronx. The Bronx is probably gentrified now as well.
0:50 Speaker 02 It's Clapham. It's southwest London. It's every time we record this podcast remotely, which is pretty much all the time now. Sorry, you know the whole Greenland thing? I'm trying to keep... Every day I wake up and there's something...
1:00 Speaker 01 No, I just can't. I can't bear it.
1:03 Speaker 02 Do you know what I will say as well? We've so much information now. Like, this has been going on since time began war and... But we didn't have so much access to it because sometimes it can feel quite overwhelming. You wake up, you're like, oh, for fuck's sake.
1:16 Speaker 01 I know.
1:17 Speaker 02 What's going on now? But do you know that Trump was offering everyone in Greenland a hundred grand?
1:22 Speaker 01 He is so wild, but he's so serious about it. And you're like, are you actually...
1:28 Speaker 02 There's no lanes for him. He's like, oh yeah, I should go by Greenland. But I will say, and like, again, me and Vogue are very aware of staying in our lane. He's saying he thinks Russia's going to take it and that apparently he's trying to protect. There is, there is methods to his... You know, it's all fucking kicking off. Anyway, look, let's focus on blefs.
1:44 Speaker 01 It's like Venezuela. He's really trying to help them. They just happen to have loads of oil.
1:49 Speaker 02 Well, I do think that...
1:50 Speaker 01 Isn't that lucky? Isn't that lucky?
1:52 Speaker 02 So I've spoken to a couple of Venezuelans and they say it's, they're delighted that it's happened.
1:56 Speaker 03 I think we'll probably need it to the newsagent.
1:58 Speaker 01 And if you would like any more political conversations from Joanne and I, we are actually creating a new podcast on the side, which is called Vogue and Joanne Do Politics.
2:07 Speaker 02 The Ignorant Witches.
2:09 Speaker 01 Yeah. Back to things we do know. So come here to me. Blefs. Loads of people.
2:16 Speaker 02 Sorry, what I was...
2:17 Speaker 01 From Trump to blef to whatever.
2:19 Speaker 02 What I was saying was that now when I wake up as a 42-year-old woman... My eyelids are preparing me for death because I have to kind of wind them open now. And there's a lot of.
2:29 Speaker 01 Well, I have one heavy eye and it's always been like that. But I, I, I'm first of all, one thing, because you just said it there and I keep saying it. I'm gonna stop referring to my age and you should too. As a 40 year old woman, oh, now that I'm 40, now, I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not, it hammers home too much. I don't need to do it. I'm just whatever.
2:48 Speaker 02 She's already in denial. She's only hit the chapter and she's already starting to deny it like a Jew.
2:53 Speaker 01 Excuse me, I'm not in denial. Anyway, I'm not in denial, but so brow lifts. So I was chatting with this plastic surgeon. I've actually, I've been lucky enough to sit beside two plastic surgeons in my life. And one of them was showing me pictures of lots of things, this American one, and he was absolutely brilliant. This other guy from Ireland, it's the Hanson Clinic, and he was telling me about like people, like there's a lot of brow lifts happening. So you think people are getting blefs, which is a thing that's done to their eyelids. But a lot of people are getting little brow lifts, which just go like, if you look at Emma Stone. Now, I don't know if she has, she hasn't come out and said she did. Emma Stone, Kendall Jenner, like all these people whose eyebrows are just, it's brow lifts. So I just felt like I came across that nugget of information. I was like.
3:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's not the blefs, it's the brows. I mean, I will say, and like, you know me now, I love a tweakment and all that jazz. And I, I've said openly at some stage, I will probably go travel to Korea and get a facelift. Because it's just what people do now, isn't it?
3:49 Speaker 01 I'm just, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna find Chris Jenner's fella.
3:52 Speaker 02 It's like out of home sense.
3:54 Speaker 01 Sorry.
3:54 Speaker 02 It's like out of home sense at this stage, people just nipping in, getting a whole new face lifted on, taken off, removed. And yeah, if you can get in with Chris Jenner, but, but I will say, I know a, a woman who's going in to get a full facelift. She's someone I know in my personal, private life and she is 32. And even I.
4:14 Speaker 01 Why does she, why does she wanna get that?
4:17 Speaker 02 She, because this is what happens, you see. And I sent her and I was like, look, I'm not, I'm not trying to, you've made your decisions, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. But I sent her, because I think now, because there's so much stunning before and afters. That people don't see, we're not looking at.
4:34 Speaker 01 The bad stuff, there's lots of, you have to be so careful.
4:38 Speaker 02 But also, the, it's, it's a very invasive procedure.
4:43 Speaker 01 And so. It's weeks recovery.
4:46 Speaker 02 And it's incredibly painful. So I was sending her links to stuff on TikTok where it shows people like talking about the pain or talk, just, I was like, just, it's not a throwaway thing, you know? It's not like going in and getting your car washed.
4:58 Speaker 01 Yeah, you have to, you really have to think about it, but I saw that.
5:01 Speaker 02 And then go.
5:02 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. Think about it for a minute. It's like when you go into a shop, you see a nice jacket, you say, I'm not spending that on the jacket. And you leave the shop and you're thinking about the jacket, then you go to another shop and you're still thinking about the jacket. By the third shop, I'm going back to get the jacket.
5:14 Speaker 02 If it's still in, yeah, if your new face is still in your basket the next morning, I guess is what we're saying.
5:19 Speaker 01 Yeah, exactly. But did you see that thing Kendall Jenner did? And listen, if someone, if someone doesn't wanna talk about getting plastic surgery or anything like that, that that's totally fine. It took me ages to say that I got Botox because I didn't wanna be labelled, labelled botox girl. And but Kendall Jenner was doing this podcast and she was like, no, I've never, ever had plastic surgery. And if you see her nose before and after, it's like, but you have, like, when it's that obvious, you have.
5:45 Speaker 02 I would, see, I think, wonder are they getting away with it because it's like a lift or so, you know, the way, the term plastic surgery, there's a lot you can do without plastic surgery as such, so they're probably using it as a kind of get out clause, you know?
6:00 Speaker 01 Maybe plastic surgery is adding stuff and just surgery is when you take stuff away. But if you're adding stuff like a tit, then it's plastic surgery.
6:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know is the God's honest truth, but my God.
6:11 Speaker 01 And you know, it's none of our business if she wants to lie and say that she's like, I don't know, Barney the dinosaur. She's well within her rights, it's none of my business.
6:19 Speaker 02 They're looking, they're looking great for whatever they're doing.
6:21 Speaker 03 We've no evidence that it's a lie at all.
6:24 Speaker 01 Exactly. Now, what I, well, it's photographic evidence in my opinion, but anyway, stop being bitchy folk. Did you see the thing? I nearly bought us one each and I think I will, because I think I'll buy you a gift, especially now that you've said that this morning. Did you see the ice bath thing that people are putting their faces in and there's a little thing that you breathe through?
6:41 Speaker 02 I did, yeah.
6:42 Speaker 01 I think eighty quid, but you have to get them from America. And I was like, I nearly bought it, it was in the basket. And I said, what about import fees? So I'm gonna wait until I come.
6:50 Speaker 02 Have you seen this joke? So you know, so there's a kind of a trend in beauty. You put your mouth, it's like a snorkel, it's like snorkel equipment.
6:58 Speaker 01 Snorkeling in ice.
6:59 Speaker 02 To ice bath your face. Now, it took me, my father, God rest his soul, et cetera, took, took him, I remember evenings up in the bathroom sink in the yellow mustard eighties bathroom with a brown carpet upstairs in the old house.
7:13 Speaker 01 Gorgeous.
7:13 Speaker 02 And I'd have goggles on and my father would be trying to teach me to keep my head under the water. And it was the most traumatic, it was like getting, I was actually like, I was getting waterboarded, even though like he wasn't actually like putting my head under or anything. But I, it took me so long to learn how to put my head under the water, that even watching her, or sorry, even watching.
7:31 Speaker 01 You couldn't do that.
7:32 Speaker 02 Even watching them use that little tiny snorkel for the underlying, under face ice bath, brought me out in hives.
7:40 Speaker 01 Oh, I think I'm gonna get it. I just, I think that ice is so good for your face. And sometimes I think those ice sticks that you put in the freezer, stick to me.
7:48 Speaker 02 But then, I was using, I was using an ice stick once, then Sue, Sue Brophy, who does my hair makeup in Ireland, messaged me and she's like, stop doing that, it's gonna bring out your rosacea. Listen, one person tells you something, someone else tells you, but I do know that obviously ice is good for swelling and.
8:02 Speaker 01 And puffiness.
8:03 Speaker 02 And puffiness, yes. Now, I'm not, I have never once in my adult life seen you with an inch of puffiness in your face. Look at mine even today, I look like I'm having a cortisol meltdown.
8:17 Speaker 01 I'll show you, I'll send you a picture tomorrow of the eye, because my eye is very, one of my eyes is very puffy in the morning. Anyway, we shouldn't be, let's, let's not talk about it anymore. We're, we're all gorgeous the way we are, and especially with all the extra bits.
8:28 Speaker 02 They say, yeah, after fucking booking in for a facelift and buying an under snorkel equipment to ice our faces in the morning.
8:34 Speaker 01 We're all, no, we are, we're all gorgeous how we are.
8:37 Speaker 02 We are.
8:37 Speaker 01 I've just had my botox done.
8:39 Speaker 02 We need to stop, we talk about, we talk about treatments too much. We have young listeners.
8:44 Speaker 01 Yeah, this is not right.
8:46 Speaker 02 It's not right.
8:46 Speaker 01 Thirty-two though, getting a fucking face.
8:48 Speaker 02 It's crazy, isn't it?
8:49 Speaker 01 I think that's unethical to be giving someone like that a facelift.
8:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:53 Speaker 01 Lift.
8:54 Speaker 02 But like, yeah, I know what you're saying, but I mean, the age.
8:58 Speaker 01 They're getting paid.
8:59 Speaker 02 The, the age, um. What's it called when there's an age, sorry, the age limit on my stand up show is 14 plus. I've realised the other day and I think that's quite unethical.
9:08 Speaker 01 Oh, I don't, yeah, I wouldn't want my 14 year old come see you, no.
9:11 Speaker 02 Not a 15 year old boy.
9:13 Speaker 01 Taken.
9:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, do you know what I mean? So, but I mean, if the business is there, like, that's not me, so I think we should up the age on my show. But I mean, if the business is there, that doctor's not gonna say. And also, I think it takes, I, that's, I love when you hear the people going in looking for treatment, treatments or treat, treatments. And the doctor says, you don't need us. I love hearing that.
9:33 Speaker 01 Do you know Amber went to get her eyes done, eh, and that thing that you had done before? And your mom was like, I'm not doing it. You don't need it. And I'm.
9:40 Speaker 02 No way.
9:41 Speaker 01 I, I actually think she does need it though. She is, she's wearing glasses all the time. And I'm like, I don't really understand why that's company. He's like, you don't need it. And so he wouldn't do it for her.
9:49 Speaker 02 The fishes?
9:50 Speaker 01 No, no, no, no, no, eh, the, where you like, do your, where you can't see properly and they lift your like, they, they laser your eyeballs.
9:58 Speaker 02 Oh, laser eye surgery?
10:00 Speaker 01 Mm.
10:00 Speaker 02 Oh, sorry. Oh, wow, really?
10:03 Speaker 01 That's a big, that's a big wad of cash to be, to be missing out on.
10:07 Speaker 02 And he said, you don't need us.
10:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, he said, and, and I think she might need us, but anyway, maybe he just didn't like her.
10:12 Speaker 02 God, that's crazy. I've never heard someone getting turned down for laser eye surgery.
10:17 Speaker 01 Oh my God, this girl told me a story about, sorry, she only told me yesterday, that's why it reminds me, we're talking about eyes. So they were young, there's this family she was friends with, and they were all quite young, like, I mean, they were like nine, 10, 12, that kind of age, this family. And the boys were playing darts and the sister was told to hold the dartboard because they hadn't hung it up. So she's holding the dartboard and then she came out from the side and said, have you finished? And he threw a dart in her eye.
10:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, lost the eye. Yeah, yeah. I know. I know. Imagine the pain. Anything, remember Otto stabbed me in the eye. I'll never forget that pain. I'll never forget how painful that was. I think you'd just faint.
10:57 Speaker 02 I do remember when he did that to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Oh my God.
11:04 Speaker 01 I know, any eyeballs are just, they're just not a great, they're like, I read this book, oh, it was so long as well, Jesus. And now I've forgotten what it's called, but fuck me, never again. Eh, and this guy, his eyes were torn out and I was like, oh God, anything to do with eyes just freaks me out. I can't stand them.
11:20 Speaker 02 A child holding dartboard is never gonna end well, is it?
11:24 Speaker 01 No, I know, but like.
11:25 Speaker 02 Come on.
11:27 Speaker 01 I remember Amber used to, my brother had this golf net he got from Santa and Amber stood at the back and put her hands through it and was like taunting Frederick and he so kept hitting golf balls and they belted her across the knuckles and all. She broke her fingers and just had this swollen hand. You used to do mad stuff like that when you were younger.
11:42 Speaker 02 I remember my cousins were fishing and my boy cousin cast it right back. Yeah.
11:51 Speaker 01 Oh, where did it go?
11:52 Speaker 02 Into the neck of my girl cousin, Maura, if you're listening, hello. Yeah. And then he reaved it forward.
11:58 Speaker 01 Oh, God, and it just came out.
12:00 Speaker 02 Yeah. And then it like pulls out the skin off. Oh, yeah, I know. I know.
12:08 Speaker 04 Shaq here. What's it like to buy a car from Carvana a hundred percent online and get it delivered to your door? Let me tell you, your car is here, Mr. Shaq. Thank you, Mr. Carvana guy. Can't wait to take it for a spin. Only the best for you, Mr. Shaq. Hey, have you always been so big, tall and handsome? Not always. I was six, ten once. Seven days to love it or return it, Mr. Shaq. Not that I would. You never do. No, I never do. So buy your car today on Carvana. Delivery fees may apply. See our seven day return policy at carvana.com.
12:45 Speaker 01 Hi, Joanna Vog. Help. I'm coming to you both in a state of mild but constant panic and would love some extremely unqualified advice. Perfect. I, I moved to Dubai in twenty twenty four. Jesus Christ, does anyone, does anyone live here anymore? Is everyone just living in Dubai?
13:03 Speaker 01 I'm a massive homebird. Do you ever see how those memes about moving to Dubai? They're so funny. And I'm a massive homebird.
13:08 Speaker 02 They're like the worst, they say the worst insults you can give someone is, you look like you'd enjoy Dubai, you know.
13:15 Speaker 01 They're not our thoughts. You love living in Dubai. I'm just saying, you've read them on the internet. And they're funny. We don't think that about you. I'm a massive homebird and underestimated just how emotionally attached I am to my family. I've really struggled at the start. Some of my friends moved out after me, which helped, but this year Dubai feels different. My friends now have boyfriends, so suddenly I'm feeling like a bit of a lonely loser. I miss my family constantly. I went home for Christmas and had the best time ever, like genuinely considered not getting back on the plane. My sister is my best friend, so that makes everything 10 times harder. I love my family to bits and I worry about them all the time. There's just this low level anxiety humming away in my body about not being home. I'm currently on a career break for my job in Ireland. It might be there when I go back, but it also might not be extended.
14:00 Speaker 01 And even if it is, is that actually the job I want to be in forever? Or am I just clinging to it because it's familiar? My job in Dubai has offered to extend my contract for another year and I don't know what to do. Dubai has so many positives. I live in a really nice apartment that I absolutely could not afford in Ireland. It's the centre of travel. I can be in a different country every few months. I'm in my mid twenties and this feels like the time I should be doing this and I feel like I should want to stay and I might look back and say, I wish I did one more year. But surprisingly, I actually get paid more to work in Ireland, so financially it makes zero sense. Emotionally, I just think I want to be at home, eating dinner with my family. I miss home so much. I know Christmas is an elite time to be at home anyway, but even outside of that home just feels like me.
14:42 Speaker 01 On the other hand, I'm terrified that if I go home now, I'll regret not giving Dubai one more proper year to travel. Because I know that when I move back to Ireland this year or next year, I will settle there for good and I won't ever make that move again. What would you do if you were me from an anxious in Dubai? P S Vogue. I also miss how accessible Bearby Vogue is at home. Well, then you should move home. That's it. You should move home because you just, you can't be using the stuff they have out there. I'm just saying. Cars no Janek.
15:08 Speaker 03 Allegedly, possibly.
15:10 Speaker 01 Allegedly.
15:11 Speaker 02 Well, I think this feels very clear to me. This feels like she wants to move home.
15:15 Speaker 01 You wanna, you wanna move home and you're just feeling guilty that you might leave Dubai, but you've done Dubai. And like, I would, I've been to Dubai many times. I really like Dubai. I think that you can do Dubai in a year and you can live there and be happy there for a year, but you don't have to force yourself to stay for another year. And yes, it's easier to travel to certain places from Dubai, but I think Dublin's really easy. Like there's like, sure, Ireland just goes everywhere, doesn't it? Goes straight to LA, do you want? You can fly loads of places in, in Ireland and you can still travel.
15:45 Speaker 02 Dubai's not going anywhere.
15:47 Speaker 01 No.
15:47 Speaker 02 Dubai's, Dubai's locked in, as they say.
15:50 Speaker 01 I don't know how much fun you're having in Dubai either.
15:52 Speaker 02 People, the people do make, we tend to make these grand statements of like, I know I'll settle here and I'll settle there. You actually don't know that. You don't. And so if there's no real financial benefit, like most people stay in Dubai because it's financially beneficial, because obviously there's no tax, which is astounding. And a very seductive reason to live there. But if that's not a reason to do it, and you're struggling, and you feel lonely and you miss your family, go home.
16:17 Speaker 01 I don't think I could live away from my family, not that far away. Like, we live away, but like, we go home. You go home to Pat all the time. I go home to my parents and sister and stuff.
16:26 Speaker 02 You don't have to set, settle in Ireland either. She's no kids by the sounds of it.
16:30 Speaker 01 Early twenties, mid twenties, I think.
16:33 Speaker 02 Jesus, I'm, I'm thinking, I'm half thinking of moving to America next year. It's all to play for. You can go anywhere you want, at any time of the day or night.
16:41 Speaker 01 Don't worry, Jo, don't worry.
16:42 Speaker 03 You know that that's something that you need to run by.
16:45 Speaker 01 I want, I want to let, I want to let that. Remember she wanted to move east.
16:49 Speaker 02 It's not no kids.
16:50 Speaker 01 Stop that. Stop it.
16:53 Speaker 02 What I mean is for this young woman, you always feel like you're way older than you are. You always feel like you've less time than you have, although until you hit, well, sorry, Vogue, I hate to bring it up again, our age, and then time starts flying in. But in your early twenties and thirties, this is the time to explore, but don't put yourself through any hardship that you don't need to. Go home.
17:11 Speaker 01 Force, yeah, don't force yourself. Go home. Home is great. I love being home in Ireland. And like, that's obviously what you're kind of yearning for, so don't.
17:20 Speaker 02 I do think as well Dubai is such a, there's such a cultural difference there as well, you know, like you're really far from home. It's not like, I mean, London to Dublin, it's, it's kind of no biggie really, do you know, because it's only across the way. But Dubai is, it's a real culture shift and, and you're far away and there's a significant time difference and yeah, go home. There's no failure in going home. Like I say, Dubai's not going anywhere. You can go back if you want.
17:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:49 Speaker 02 You can move to Greenland, get a hundred grand off Trump if you want.
17:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, move to Greenland.
17:54 Speaker 02 It's all to play for. Come to New York with me.
17:57 Speaker 01 You're not going, fuck off.
18:01 Speaker 02 I need to get into the clubs over there.
18:03 Speaker 01 Fuck off, honestly, fed up with this shit. First of all, she hits me. Is this because I'm moving to your area? Is this, is this what's happening here? Because every time I remind you that I'm moving to your area, don't worry, you have 18 months.
18:15 Speaker 02 I have, I have a bad case of ants in the pants and I'm always like, if it's easy, it's not working. I need to be challenged. Not that it's easy, you know, I mean, I mean geographically. I'm like, I should start all over again somewhere. That's my mantra. That's kind of, I know, but listen, you know yourself, it won't happen. I'm just saying to this woman, I'm 42 and I'm thinking of moving country again.
18:35 Speaker 01 I might move to America with you.
18:37 Speaker 02 You should.
18:37 Speaker 01 Why don't we do that? I would move to, I'd move to New York. Why not? I'd love to live in New York.
18:42 Speaker 02 Give the kids a little New York twang instead of whatever is going on.
18:47 Speaker 01 Bloody love, yeah, jeez, I don't know what's happened.
18:50 Speaker 02 Very aristocratic accent they're developing.
18:53 Speaker 01 They're more, they're more prosperous than Spencer. I don't know what's happened.
18:58 Speaker 01 Honestly, juicy in particular. Mama, sorry.
19:04 Speaker 01 One more, smaller email. Ready?
19:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, always.
19:07 Speaker 01 On well, on well too, Ray?
19:08 Speaker 02 Born ready, Ray.
19:10 Speaker 01 Hi, Joanne Vogue-Joe, aka my unpaid therapist at this point, thank you. Please keep me anonymous. Just listening to this week's pod where the woman has had her first lesbian encounter and I'm sat here in tears, listening to your words of advice. I'm currently struggling with my sexuality after years of thinking I was straight. I realise that I am in fact as gay as Christmas. I've met the most amazing woman and we're very much in love.
19:38 Speaker 02 Wow.
19:39 Speaker 01 Stop.
19:39 Speaker 02 It's a revolution, the revolution happening.
19:42 Speaker 01 Just waiting for you to come out, Joanne. I've never felt like this with anyone and I'll be really disappointed if you say you never fancied me because that happened to me with a lesbian friend of mine and I was really upset.
19:51 Speaker 02 That's your lesbian friend didn't fancy you?
19:53 Speaker 01 Never once, never once. We'd known each other for 10 years previous.
19:56 Speaker 02 This is the thing, the poor, I feel sorry for lesbians who have female friends because they're like, I don't get, get over yourself, I do not fancy you.
20:04 Speaker 01 I know you do.
20:05 Speaker 02 And we're all like, why not me?
20:07 Speaker 01 Yeah, look at me.
20:08 Speaker 02 Because you're in bits.
20:09 Speaker 01 Just see this picture of me though, just see this picture of me.
20:11 Speaker 02 They're like, no thanks.
20:13 Speaker 01 It's taken me a long time to come to this conclusion and I have a lot at stake if I come out, but just wanted to thank you for being so open and honest and validating people who are feeling a bit confused at the moment with love, tears and snot. Anonymous, we will leave it.
20:26 Speaker 02 Very cute.
20:27 Speaker 01 Very nice, that's so nice that you've, that's like, it's like, I know it's nothing to do with like, it's, it's the complete opposite of being like, oh, when you realise you have a problem, like that's the first step, but like you don't have a problem, you know what I mean? The first step is realising you're gay and now you can feel...
20:43 Speaker 02 Pastor Williams is setting up for conversion therapy skill.
20:49 Speaker 01 And now you'll be on the, like, you'll feel, you'll get more confident and you'll feel like more comfortable telling, like you've told us now, there's another step. So the next step is telling your mates and then like, tell your family and you'll realise that actually it's not that big, well, it is a big deal in terms like that, but I think that you'll just realise that it's better that everyone knows and you'll feel so good about yourself and I am thrilled for you and I wonder, well, do you fancy me?
21:13 Speaker 02 Would you wonder how many people are living a lie?
21:17 Speaker 01 Hmm.
21:18 Speaker 02 Do you know what I mean? If, if, if this is the, if this is the, the kind of time for people to feel comfortable coming out or explore their sexuality, whatever, and a lot of them are exploring it and staying over the other side, or the same side, I guess. How many people are denying a huge part of themselves because it just wasn't acceptable? Like, I'd say, I'd say half the husbands in Ireland are gay.
21:42 Speaker 01 Half?
21:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'd say so.
21:44 Speaker 01 Jesus Christ, I better cut it off. Thanks, everyone for listening.
21:47 Speaker 02 More even. Look, the priests.
21:51 Speaker 01 As I said, thank you for listening.
21:53 Speaker 02 Half of them are on Grindr when they're training and all.
21:57 Speaker 01 This is, yeah.
21:59 Speaker 02 Yeah. Keep going now, Jo. Don't you, don't you be silencing me. I know what you're like.
22:04 Speaker 01 Not my country, mate. Not, not my...
22:06 Speaker 02 You know I don't listen to the podcast. My, half of what I say gets removed.
22:11 Speaker 01 Joanne, Joanne just lurks around the gym looking over men's shoulders to see that they're on Grindr.
22:17 Speaker 02 I said to a woman at a show recently, I said, no, so I said to a man, I said, are you gay? And the woman went, he's my husband. And I said, that means nothing.
22:26 Speaker 01 Are you gay?
22:27 Speaker 02 Are you gay? Yeah.
22:42 Speaker 04 Shaq here. What's it like to buy a car from Carvana a hundred percent online and get it delivered to your door? Let me tell you. Your car is here, Mr. Shaq. Thank you, Mr. Carvana guy. Can't wait to take it for a spin. Only the best for you, Mr. Shaq. Hey, have you always been so big, tall and handsome? Not always. I was 6'10" once. Seven days to love it or return it, Mr. Shaq. Not that I would. You never do. No, I never do. So buy your car today on Carvana. Delivery fees may apply. See our seven day return policy at carvana.com.
23:14 Speaker 00 This has been a Global Player original production.
Previous Pay Pig, Hamnet & Greatest Hits Next Brooklyn, Morocco & Heated Rivalry Page updated October 31, 2026 · transcript and summary are machine-generated