MTGM EXTRA! "I can't!"

It's happened. It happens every time and it's happened again. Vogue has now spent enough time in Spain this summer that she's convinced she now speaks the language like a local. Back in Dublin, Joanne is upsetting her Mother by talking loudly about topics she'd much rather her neighbours couldn't overhear. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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• 1:32Speaker 02

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• 1:40Speaker 03

  Sorry, Joe's just opened with a yawn there. He looks like he's been dragged through a ditch backwards because he's only gone and gone to Oasis.

• 1:50Speaker 04

  I thought it was because you're 12 kids under the age of three months. I didn't, I totally forgot you went to Oasis.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  How much do we have to look forward to? Like, is it just the best gig in the world?

• 1:59Speaker 05

  It is. I mean, I don't know if you have. I've not read a bad review. And yeah, I couldn't give it a bad review.

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Do you think I'm sitting there reading reviews about Oasis when I'm going, "Anyway"?

• 2:11Speaker 04

  Who would possibly, who would possibly give Oasis a bad review except for Lily Allen or Nicole Appleton? Or any of them that rowed.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  Why Lily Allen? Lily Allen wouldn't give, I don't think Lily Allen would even give a bad review because that was only like a taste, I think.

• 2:26Speaker 04

  Did you read her book?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  I did. I thought they just had sex in a plane.

• 2:29Speaker 04

  They did, but I just got the impression that she's like,

• 2:33Speaker 03

  You're a dick.

• 2:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, she could say, yeah, because then she got, he denied it and then he got his girlfriend at the time to ring Lily and she had to deny it. I just felt the tone of the book was she was like, you're, you're an asshole. You're a hindrance. You're a loser. That's my take on it. I don't know. I could be wrong. But what I mean is, I haven't read any bad reviews. Everyone says it's amazing. My friend Lloyd has gone like four times. How he got the tickets, I don't know. And I need to put my, I need to put my hands up now and say, even though I know I'm going to get absolutely rinsed for this, I have managed to wangle myself tickets for the Dublin gig. In my defence.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  What's wrong with you getting tickets?

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Because.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  You paid for them.

• 3:13Speaker 04

  I paid for them, but a lot of people are like, fuck you. You didn't queue, you know, you didn't do the, go through the usual hoops. And do you know what? You're dead right. What I would also say in my defence is, I work with promoters. The shows that I put on, the shows that we put on are with promoters. So we work together. Do you know what I mean? It's not like, oh, you're kind of dangling some celebrity calling card, putting your, like you're going to someone's head. It's not, it's not like that. Sometimes you get DMs about how you're like begging for free tickets and, you know, you're like, well, actually I work, I work with these people. We work together. Like.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Do you know what I have to say on that?

• 3:49Speaker 04

  They, they promote my tour and we work together. So, yeah, sometimes, yeah, you do ask for favours. And the book read to me like, and I, I recommend.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  I like that book.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  I recommend it highly. I was in the throes of a breakup when I pitched that book up. I'll never forget it. I'll never forget it. I was, I was on the megabus coming back from Cardiff to London.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  I was crying on the streets of Cardiff, like holding on to bins for support. Like I was in a really, really bad way. I know, it's so horrible. Even thinking about it now makes me feel like, ugh, it's horrible. And. Um, Lily's book was in the window of a shop and I went in, bought it and I read it on the Megabus and genuinely by the time I pulled into London, I, I was like, I don't, I, I realised I'm not going to feel like this for the rest of my life. There was something healing about it. There was just something healing about the book. I don't know what it was. It was her honesty, vulnerability. It was like the, the understanding.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Violently honest.

• 4:47Speaker 04

  Violently honest. And you're like, we've all, everyone goes through the same shit. This is nothing new. Everyone goes through it. Everyone gets through it. But she did hang out whichever gala her brother she rode, but she did it for a reason.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Well, it was time to get her own back then. She's getting her, like, because that's not fair of him to have done that. I don't, I don't remember that part of it.

• 5:06Speaker 04

  I think she felt, I think she felt like he hung her. So she was like, in the words of Liliana, fuck you.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  Oh, I saw something today on the beach and I said to myself, I'm gonna now have to find one of them and buy it for Joanne.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  Was it a hamburger phone?

• 5:19Speaker 03

  No, but I know that you'd like one too. Maybe when you get your, if you get a house, I will buy you a hamburger phone.

• 5:24Speaker 04

  Okay, what was it?

• 5:26Speaker 03

  It was a woman sitting on the beach and she had a baby umbrella over her phone that attached to the back of her phone so that she could read her messages while she's out in the sun.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I would also love that.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  I mean, I know you can get those screen things, but I just thought the screen thing isn't for Joanne. That's too high tech. It's the umbrella for Joanne that I have to get.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  Something nice, a nice fashion prop. I was down at Ethan's at my mother the other day. I'm in Dublin at the moment and I went in and they had all these like easels and kind of oil paintings and art on the wall. And I actually said to my mother, because I'm very self-aware, I said, I think it's almost time that I spend a stupid amount of money on a load of arts and crafts and easels and paintbrush things that I'll never use.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Oh no, I think you'll have an art room in your new house.

• 6:13Speaker 04

  With the false hope that I'm gonna get into art. And she's like, I can't listen to this. I went for lunch with my mum, my aunt the other day. My aunt is actually, she's a very talented cellist.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Sewing lady.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  How, what is it? Hemist?

• 6:28Speaker 05

  Seamstress.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Seamstress. Good mantra. She's a very talented seamstress and I had obviously said recently I was gonna like buy a sewing.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  I forgot. Remember she was going into the sewing. Yes. I forgot about that. Jeez, you do. You're like my kids. Are you sure you don't want a Labubu doll?

• 6:45Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 6:45Speaker 03

  That's coming. That's coming. Do you know what else I'm gonna buy you for your new house? Do you remember you used to be able to buy those blow up couches for your room? Gonna get you a blow up couch.

• 6:53Speaker 04

  I'd love one of them and a lava lamp.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Yes. Lava lamp, lava lamp. I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna get you lights for above your bed.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  Love it.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Berry lights, yeah. Gonna get you all the bits that you need and a fluffy cushion.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  I'd love that and a goldfish.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  I did buy myself three fake Ralph Lauren towels on the beach today because they're gorgeous.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Good for you.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  I was like, I'll bring them home. No one will know. Everyone will know here because they're on sale on the beach here.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  They won't know. I get, my buzz when you're buying knockoffs is the buzz of someone thinking it's real and then he's straight away going, it's a knockoff. That's, it's like the reveal at the, like, that's my buzz. I, I get such a kick out of their reaction when I tell them it's a knockoff. Now, maybe they're just being kind and they always knew it was a knockoff, but.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  That's what I do when people are like, your hair is lovely. I'm like, extensions. Stencils.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Gotcha.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  It's the thank you, it's the thank you pennies philosophy when someone says, your dress is so nice and you want to let them know that it cost you two shillings in pennies.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  Last thing about Oasis now, what time do they come on? And more importantly, what time do they finish? Because even if it's Oasis, I'll be leaving five minutes early. Only five.

• 8:03Speaker 05

  They, they are your dream. They publish their set times before they go on. I mean.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  Oh. I, I've been listening to their whole set, so I know all the words. I have to remember all the words, but it turns out I already know them.

• 8:14Speaker 04

  Such a good point. So I recently got into the Fontaines, like literally two weekends ago. So I've been really studying them and a friend of mine was like, come to their gig. I'm going to their gig, I'm going to their gig in Manchester soon. But I was like, I'm going to have to. Learn some words. I'm sorry, otherwise you look like a blow-in. And I am a blow-in, so I can't let anyone know I'm a blow-in. Do you know what I mean? You gotta, you gotta do the time, don't you, Jo? You gotta do the study, you gotta do the prep. Yeah, you do. You do.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  It's like what I had to do for Aslan every Christmas with the girls from, from secondary school. I had to, had to learn the words. I couldn't go, not knowing. Did I want to learn the words? No. It wasn't the music I was into, but I had to.

• 8:54Speaker 04

  That's why I'm never gonna go to New Capa Gang, because I don't have time to learn Guelga.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  I mean, they're asking a lot now, because you have to learn a different language and you have to learn the song, you know what I mean?

• 9:05Speaker 04

  I don't have time to learn my national language on the Duolingo, so I can't go to New Capa anymore because of the shang.

• 9:10Speaker 03

  Guys, all I'm saying is you gotta get back to the country. Now you're in Ireland, you're gonna pick it up again. Because over here, I'm like, can I have a magnum blanco y cali po freisa? Por favor. Like, I've turned Spanish.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Oh my god, that is, you're like Selena Gomez. That is so impressive.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Buenos dias, buenos dias.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  Buenas noches.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  Me amigo.

• 9:32Speaker 04

  Oh my god. Oh my god, you're like one of those women who wakes up with a brain injury and speaks a completely fluent language.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  Say more.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  Say, say twas.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Girls, this has to be anon, and I'm too fucking embarrassed to write a long message.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Okay, always anon, always anon.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  I had a one-night stand with a guy last week and I had to tell you what he shouted as he came. Picture the moment. Picture the moment. The build and the release and he shouts, "I can't." What the fuck? What does that even mean?

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Vogue, I'm sorry, I was really hoping you were gonna draw that out and let me and Jo guess, but you really just ran to the end there.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  When someone's gonna, about to come, do you think that they're gonna hang away and wait for you idiots to guess it? I, I had to tell the story as it was written. He came really quick.

• 10:33Speaker 04

  I would have liked a bit of tension, is all I'm saying. I would have liked that me and Jo had, we could have suggested, we could have asked questions.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  You're knocking on the wrong door.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  Like cum charades.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  You didn't ask for a game of cum charades. If you wanna have a game of cum charades, I will play it with you on the pain.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  Well, I, I, I just think, I just think you rushed that. But anyway, go on, he shouted what?

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Guess.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  No, you have to guess. You have to guess. Go on.

• 10:58Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you. Okay, so I would think he's gonna shout something offensive. It's something kind of like, "You filthy whore", or "Please..."

• 11:08Speaker 03

  "That's pretty sexy."

• 11:09Speaker 04

  "Please no, mommy", because that's not sexy.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  Or "Just mama."

• 11:15Speaker 04

  Yeah. Or "Leave me alone, father", Brandon, something like that.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  He's like, "Oh, I think it's coming out of the wrong house." Like, there could have been loads of things.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  Oh, day one, Shaq, day one.

• 11:28Speaker 04

  There you go, Vow. Thank you for contributing to the comshirts.

• 11:32Speaker 05

  Wrong answers only.

• 11:34Speaker 04

  Wrong answers only. Although, I can't.

• 11:38Speaker 03

  I am starting to get really bad.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, it would have been a wrong answer.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  Do you mind getting me to get involved in these games? And then I just think the worst things. I'm not saying anymore.

• 11:47Speaker 04

  Sorry, my mother's just come in and asked me to close the back door because she says the neighbours are in the garden.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  Ask Pass if she wants to play comshirts. Ask her.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  She's actually, sorry, she's a parent. She's a live board.

• 12:04Speaker 05

  She got in trouble.

• 12:11Speaker 00

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• 13:46Speaker 03

  Does she wanna play? Is that what's wrong? Ask her, Joanne, that's rude now. I feel bad if she's not getting involved in Christmas trades. I know she loves that game.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  Maybe she's saying, would you not get the neighbors in to be all players?

• 13:58Speaker 04

  She literally does.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  It's a fantastic Christmas game. It really is. Get the family together, get them around. It's a really great game to spend the kids, you know?

• 14:05Speaker 04

  Pat's middle name is Keep It Down. Always. Just, would you keep it down? Keep it down, Joanne. Keep it down. Anyway, your man couldn't keep it down, could he?

• 14:19Speaker 03

  So, okay, we need to get some advice on this. I think it could be much worse than I can't, because you know, you're like, oh, my God, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Even when you wanna do something. So like, if I, if I like, let's say I was gonna, if I was gonna do a bungee jump, I'd be like, oh, no, I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't. But I really wanna do the bungee jump. And I'd be like, oh, no. And then I do it, and then I'm delighted. But I would have said, I can't. And then I would have gone and loved it.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  Exactly. That's actually a really good analogy. And also, there's something sexy in doing something you're not supposed to be doing. Very taboo. That's why I get aroused by like cleaning and stuff. I'm like, no. Felding clothes. I'm like, shut up, shut up. No. But also, maybe he's saying.

• 14:59Speaker 03

  I wish I hadn't given her the packing cubes in real life, because I felt very uncomfortable.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  I, I need you to know I haven't come since.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Because it's just so not taboo, do you know what I mean? I'm just like, oh, yeah.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  I've got you a file of facts for Christmas.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  It's shit. Yeah. And a folder. Like, yeah, fine. All the cut, he's in the right direction now. I'm dead inside.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  Do you show Alice as a collection of Dyson's in her wang wang?

• 15:31Speaker 04

  I don't because they're, they're not taboo.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  It's just Henry and Henry had a header going at each other. That maybe, maybe he's saying, I can't, I can't cope with feeling this good. Maybe he just didn't finish the sentence, you know?

• 15:49Speaker 03

  I can't believe I got to ride you.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. There's, there's, maybe he was just so, he was so overcome with pleasure that he forgot to finish the sentence.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  I can't believe that I was able to get it up again.

• 16:02Speaker 04

  I can't, yeah. I can't believe you let me inside you. You're so glorious. And this is such an honour and a privilege. Maybe that's what he meant, Jo.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  I can't believe what a gorgeous vagina this is. There's so many, you know?

• 16:16Speaker 04

  I have to say, I am like, I haven't seen an, I can't category on Pornhub, have you? Vogue, you're more, you're more a regular.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  I have been through.

• 16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  I haven't been on Pornhub. Can I just say, I haven't been on Pornhub in a while.

• 16:31Speaker 04

  But I'm not going to congratulate you because I don't think that's a good thing. Because that means you're perimenopausal.

• 16:38Speaker 04

  Don't, don't celebrate your lack of gaminess because.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  Well, having on a minute alone actually is the problem.

• 16:45Speaker 04

  That's never stopped you before.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, but I wouldn't like to get caught doing that. That would be the most.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  Scrambling something within herself. Don't worry about it. Stop looking.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Why is mommy so upset? She's not upset. She's actually really happy. That's happy noises.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  You know the way I absolutely, well, you probably don't know because, but I'm telling you now, I love the Jet 2 holiday things. Like every single one is so.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  So good.

• 17:09Speaker 04

  Funny. And they just get better and better and more perverse and strange and dark. And I just love them so much. But one of my mates sent me one and I couldn't figure out what was happening. And there was a girl, it was like a music festival and she was in the crowd. And she was like being embraced by this man and her face looked, I didn't know if he was stabbing her. I didn't know what was going on. I was like, what's happening? And she's like, look properly. And then he was basically fingering her. I have to whisper now because my mother and the neighbours and et cetera. But he was like fingering her like quite frantically and she was obviously in the, in broad daylight. It had strong latitude vibes.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  Where are you placing them?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  And yeah, we were, yeah. It wasn't my, it wasn't, it wasn't my favourite jet to holiday. I'll be honest.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Do you know where my mind goes with that? And this was, that's because I'm, I'm pushing for you. I've like, God, I wonder who he touched with that hand after, without even watching.

• 18:02Speaker 04

  I would ne- isn't that terrible? I'd never think of that. Like someone was saying.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  Scene that came to my mind.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  Someone was saying to me earlier that apparently STIs are like on the rise in nursing homes. Cause they're all shagging each other. And I was like, well, yeah, cause you can't get pregnant. I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd never think of my sexual health. Not once. Not once. I never have. Don't even know if I have any.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Did you see that story about this 38 year old woman who moved into a retirement? Don't, you can't eat the crisps. Sorry. Can't have it. You can't have the keen wall crisp trying to put half of it in her mouth.

• 18:34Speaker 04

  I just thought.

• 18:35Speaker 03

  I knew you wouldn't hear it.

• 18:37Speaker 04

  I just thought Vogue, you know, she's, she likes chatting. I thought maybe I'd get away with this. Go on.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Not when you're eating it in front of the mic. You've got the mute button on the top. You can mute away.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  I'll mute it.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, this 38 year old woman in Australia moved into a retirement village because it's much cheaper to live there. And she said that she has found a new sense of happiness and that she's not worried about being in her seventies or eighties. Because she's getting to go do all these things with people. $500 a month she pays instead of like almost $3,000 in Melbourne. Yeah. I mean.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  Sorry. Hold on a second. Cause me and my mother have an ongoing. Discussion about like nursing homes and is she, will she go in, she just wanna go in, blah, blah, blah. But they're so expensive. If I knew they're only $500, I wouldn't have even fought her on it. I'd be like, you're going. Are you sure?

• 19:26Speaker 03

  I got you a one way, and that's in Australia. I think they're really expensive over here.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm like, you'll fly economy, you'll, you'll, you'll make your way over. I don't know what she thinks you're in.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  I said a retirement village. She's not in a nursing home.

• 19:38Speaker 04

  Oh, sorry.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so she's not getting like round the clock care or anything like that.

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Got it. Okay. Cause I was like, I think she's just in a hostel with some nice artwork and thinks she's somewhere else.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  God, I wouldn't, I wouldn't get away with sending my parents to a retirement home. Not a chance.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  Well, no, no, no, no. But like, they only go if no one can look after them. But I said to Pat, look, I said, yeah, we'll do our best. But the second you start coughing, you're in.

• 20:05Speaker 04

  If you, if you forget where your car keys are once,

• 20:10Speaker 04

  you're off. Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 03

  That's fair enough though. That would be fair enough.

• 20:14Speaker 04

  You're a hindrance now. Good luck.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. Drop kicking her in there. There's a great one in Houth, lovely views. There you go.

• 20:21Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  Okay, that's it. Everyone, thank you so much for listening. Sorry, Joanne really wants to go and have her keen walk crisps. We've had a lovely time. She's on tour.

• 20:33Speaker 04

  I am on tour.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  I'll be there too. I'll be in the back drinking, drinking all our booze. I know she's got a good rider.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  How dare you. Oh, sorry, rider. Yes, I do.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  Joanne will be like, where's my bottle of champagne I like to have after the show? I'm like, oh, I don't know.

• 20:49Speaker 04

  I was like, how dare you out my private and secret relationship. I am in one, but it's a shit rider. Anyway.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Good night and good luck.

• 20:56Speaker 04

  Good night and God bless.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  Hiring fast is one thing. Hiring fast and staying compliant across different countries is where things get tricky and it's exactly the problem Pebble solves. If you've ever tried to do it on your own, you know, the paperwork, the approvals, the regulatory blind spots. It can take months just to get someone. Pebble makes global hiring simple. Through embedded compliance and AI-driven workflows, Pebble takes the delays and guesswork out of going global. So founders and HR leaders can move fast without adding risk. Hire in over 185 countries in minutes, not months. Contracts, payroll, benefits, all in one place. Integrated with the tools your team already uses.

• 21:48Speaker 01

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• 22:04Speaker 06

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