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Transcript 0:00 Speaker 00 Observe. The North American Dad. 50s. Great polo collection. He enters his vehicle information on Carvana. An offer appears in minutes. Remarkable. He squints, reads it again, smiles and says, dang, that's a good offer. The highest form of approval. No haggling, no hassle. No one called him boss. He's still on the couch. Astonishing. Sell your car today on carvana.com. Pickup fees may apply.
0:32 Speaker 01 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:41 Speaker 02 Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me.
0:49 Speaker 03 I can't stand live TV.
0:51 Speaker 02 Live TV is my favourite thing in the world to do. That's what I want to do. I love it so much.
0:57 Speaker 03 I can't stand it.
0:58 Speaker 02 Well, I'm impatient. So like, at least I know with live TV, they're not going to tell you to hurry up and wait. It's just like, hurry up and go. It's the only time in TV.
1:06 Speaker 03 I think as a comic, it's trickier because you're second guessing and you're filtering things a million times. Do you know? Because I like, you know, I like the dark stuff. You just can't. It's just, I don't think, I don't think it represents me very well as a comic and as a person, to be honest.
1:25 Speaker 02 As a person.
1:26 Speaker 03 I like a time delay and a heavy edit. I like to know it's there that I can lean on.
1:30 Speaker 02 You get away with no edit, though. Like, I can't get away with no edit. Like, I can edit on the go. But there were a couple of things, even in the jungle, I was like, oh, probably shouldn't have said that.
1:41 Speaker 03 Well, no, because I edit on the go as well. Like, on this, I'd know because with the way we talk and then we're like, oh, that, we won't put that in or we'll take that out or whatever. But also, if you're in the jungle, like, you can't edit yourself 24/7 in a reality TV show space like that. Or you'd literally be sitting there mute.
1:58 Speaker 02 Can I be honest with you?
1:59 Speaker 03 Maybe that's what Mark and Camp was doing.
2:01 Speaker 02 Lovely man.
2:01 Speaker 03 He didn't say a lot.
2:03 Speaker 02 No, he didn't say a lot. But like, he's a very-
2:06 Speaker 04 But we only saw the edit, didn't we? In fairness to Martin, we only saw the edit.
2:09 Speaker 03 Maybe off the, maybe out of the edit, he was shot in twenty four seven.
2:13 Speaker 04 Maybe.
2:14 Speaker 02 He's a quieter man and I think he's, he's a very wise man and he's really nice. When he got him into one, a one to one conversation. I was probably quieter than usual. I kinda, I like morphing off into different little groups, you know what I mean? I don't love like massive groups and I don't, as you know, I don't adore singing. So the singing was hard for me.
2:36 Speaker 03 Oh, no.
2:38 Speaker 04 Did you not do a little tap number that got edited out? Did we, was there any tap?
2:42 Speaker 02 I did do a bit. I did my real singing voice.
2:45 Speaker 03 I did do a full Riverdance rendition, they cut it. You're not blaming, yeah. So can I just caveat this by saying, I actually, I, I, I'm only teasing Martin Kemp because I know he kinda had a rep for not saying a huge amount. I worked at Martin before, he's a lovely, lovely man.
2:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, he is lovely and so is his wife. But now I did do a bit of singing. I did my real singing voice as a joke. Cause me and Ruby were talking about how untalented we were compared to everybody else who was like singing and dancing. And then like, I was like, okay, Ruby, let's do our real singing voices. So we did our real singing voices in an F and it didn't go anywhere well.
3:14 Speaker 04 I don't think we've heard your real singing voice.
3:17 Speaker 02 No, you, you wouldn't. Yeah. All I was was sad in there supposedly. Sitting there with puppy dog eyes. I wasn't sad. What?
3:22 Speaker 03 Speaking of your singing voice, I don't know if you know, but it's happy anniversary to Good Girls being number one for four minutes in the Irish charts.
3:30 Speaker 02 Stop.
3:31 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, remember, and we thought we could have gotten four hours out of us, except sadly Shane McGowan passed away. And do you remember I said to you, this is the anniversary of me saying-
3:39 Speaker 02 It's your fault.
3:40 Speaker 03 The only thing holding you back from taking Christmas in Britain is if something happens like Shane McGowan dies. Now, that wasn't a massively impressive prediction. He was kind of on the edge at the time. Like, do you know, he was looking a little wobbly.
3:52 Speaker 02 I actually completely disagree with you. It was, it was totally down to you. You are the one who predicted it and it happened. It had nothing to do with his lifestyle at all. It was just Joanne McNally. No.
4:01 Speaker 03 I'd say Shane McGowan was at home going, I'll be, if, if she, Vogue Williams thinks she's taken number one. Fuck that. I'm gonna do something bad here. I'm gonna pull the cord on myself. Whatever it takes to keep that houth bitch out of the charts.
4:18 Speaker 02 Fair enough.
4:19 Speaker 03 I want you to guess the royalties that Fairy Tale of New York make every year. Now, bearing in mind, the two singers are, you're not far off, 400 grand.
4:29 Speaker 04 Is that international, or is that just Ireland?
4:31 Speaker 03 Well, I read, I read it in a UK publication.
4:37 Speaker 02 I'm glad you opened that, because I, I looked at it and I was like, interesting, but not interesting enough for me to open.
4:42 Speaker 03 Yeah.
4:42 Speaker 02 So I'm glad you opened it.
4:44 Speaker 03 I opened it, in a little paper called The Faili Cale, I opened it.
4:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:48 Speaker 03 And, and I think that's pretty, it was never number one in the UK, never once.
4:52 Speaker 02 400 grand a year for sitting on your arse, Joanne, get yourself into studio with me, we're starting a band. I know last week, we said we were starting something else, we're starting a band now.
5:02 Speaker 03 They're sitting in heaven, actually, they're not sitting on their arse. Kirsty McColl's passed away, she was killed in a water skiing accident years ago. And Shane has passed as well.
5:10 Speaker 02 She kind of was, she was on a jet ski and then somebody ran over her with a boat.
5:16 Speaker 03 Oh, God. So grim, God love her.
5:20 Speaker 02 So grim, I know.
5:21 Speaker 03 What a way to go.
5:21 Speaker 02 It's Christmas Eve. Sorry. I'm sorry, sorry, it's Christmas Eve.
5:24 Speaker 03 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
5:28 Speaker 02 I'll tell you what, I've done something very un-Christmasy. So we're recording this before Christmas Eve.
5:34 Speaker 03 Don't say you've gone down the Easter Bunny route already with the hat, you're not making the hat, sorry.
5:38 Speaker 02 My Christmas, my Christmas tree is up, my Christmas tree is up, my Easter tree, sorry. No, I was meant to fly home to Dublin tomorrow, I haven't even brought myself to town, my cousins yet, for our annual cousins lunch. And I was gonna fly in the morning and then fly back after, and then I was gonna fly to Spain on Saturday, and I was like, you know what, this is too much for me. And I've now opted out, I just haven't told anyone, because what I'm gonna do to soften the blow is book another lunch in January when I'm home and say,
6:04 Speaker 03 Yeah.
6:04 Speaker 02 Listen, can't make this one, but what about this lunch? And just try and like, get another cousin's lunch on the go. So I have to ring one of my cousins' day of power, because he will go spare at me. He's already slagging me off in the group anyway, so it's gonna just get worse. But I just feel like, Christmas, it's just, sometimes you have to do whatever you want to do at Christmas, and this is what I want to do.
6:23 Speaker 03 That's the spirit.
6:27 Speaker 02 Fuck everyone else.
6:28 Speaker 03 My father.
6:29 Speaker 02 Family.
6:30 Speaker 03 I'm particularly kind of strung out on people this Christmas. Now, I have cancelled all of them since, but I'm just, I'm suddenly very aware of like.
6:39 Speaker 02 They're happy about that, by the way. They're happy that you did it.
6:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah. Well, some of them are, some of them aren't. Some of them are, some of them aren't.
6:45 Speaker 02 Some of them aren't, what?
6:47 Speaker 03 Some of them aren't, some of them are.
6:48 Speaker 02 I nearly invited myself to your house last night because I'd had a few drinks when I went to that Christmas party. And I was like, maybe I'll just go over to John's. And then I thought, no, I won't get home until very late if I go.
6:58 Speaker 03 He would have been more than welcome. Yeah. See me shooting up on my own in front of the tally, watching Gav and Stacey. Happy Christmas, love. Come in.
7:09 Speaker 02 Come, come. I really was tempted. I nearly did it as well. And then I was like, that's a late one. It was like that time at the, when we did our co-work shows and I was like, ooh. And then I didn't touch your door handle, so.
7:20 Speaker 03 You're making out like this is some sort of crack dance, some sort of brothel where you come in and never leave.
7:25 Speaker 02 John, you and I together are a problem when we have drinks.
7:28 Speaker 03 This is a very innocent, family-focused, civilised apartment with some drink in the fridge. Like, come on. It's, I'm, I'm a grown woman.
7:39 Speaker 02 I know that, but I don't trust me and you together. That's the problem. It's the combination. Anyway, I'm really in the Christmas room. I just came home from Elf musical. My friends, my kids.
7:51 Speaker 03 My friends.
7:57 Speaker 02 I have no friends. I just hang out with my kids.
7:59 Speaker 03 What an amazing Freudian slip.
8:03 Speaker 03 See, and this is why I want kids.
8:05 Speaker 02 I should have taken my friends to Elf the musical.
8:10 Speaker 03 I'm on my Christmas holidays today and I was like, I have to go into town to meet a couple of people, which I would have loved to have gone in, but it's, the weather's too bad. Or I'm, I have no friends in the flat. I need to have children, so I have friends in the flat. That's what I need. Do people still go to midnight mass? Not as many as used to, I would guess.
8:30 Speaker 02 Not you, Joe. Actual religious people.
8:32 Speaker 03 I went to midnight mass once, actually.
8:35 Speaker 02 Did you? Midnight? Why would you go to midnight?
8:37 Speaker 03 Not Catholic one, obviously.
8:38 Speaker 02 Just you, no baby, Nigel Farage setting fire to things. Go on, what was it?
8:42 Speaker 03 That was it, Nige, yeah.
8:45 Speaker 02 Tommy Robinson fucking leading the charge. Go on, what was it?
8:49 Speaker 03 Not, not that one.
8:54 Speaker 03 Just, can I just do a bit of QVC in the middle here, if you don't mind? Yeah. As we're all about to disappear for the Christmas season, I am on sale. You can purchase me. Like a gift for Christmas.
9:09 Speaker 02 Give you a fiver, give you a fiver.
9:13 Speaker 03 You fucking take it back straight away, I know you. You take a fiver and then you go into my phone and revel it back to yourself.
9:20 Speaker 02 That wasn't worth it, I want my fiver back.
9:25 Speaker 03 Didn't laugh once. Yeah, because you've seen it 19 times, folk. Whatever.
9:29 Speaker 02 I'm going to, excuse me, I haven't seen it once.
9:34 Speaker 02 Fuck, women comedians are shite.
9:37 Speaker 03 Bring on Ricky Gervais.
9:41 Speaker 03 Never heard of her, what does she even do? I'm like, folk, please, please, folk.
9:47 Speaker 02 I'm coming to the matinee.
9:48 Speaker 03 You're very influential, you're a tastemaker.
9:50 Speaker 02 Can I, can I sell the matinee personally, myself, on my own page, like it's my show? Can I just be in charge, I'll be in charge of the matinee, that just makes sense.
9:59 Speaker 03 The matinee's flying, I'm suddenly raging, I'm putting on an 8pm in Auckland. 15th of Feb, 3pm.
10:04 Speaker 02 15th of Feb, oh Joe, we're going to that, like, I can't miss that. I actually, I actually have to send that to the Weezer, I need that to go into my diary.
10:11 Speaker 03 Do you know what's, do you know what's kind of slightly disappointing now, that I have to, I have to then do another show at 8pm?
10:21 Speaker 03 Because I'll be like, woo, we're out. Yeah, we'll be trashed, mate, you've got to behave.
10:25 Speaker 02 It's gone, it's in my diary now.
10:26 Speaker 03 So I have, there's stuff, there's stuff left, there's tickets left for certain, but maybe put some music behind this, Joe. Bim bom, bim bim bom, bim bom. Penophile 2026, here's where you can find me. We've got, these are what the dates that our tickets left were. Melbourne 10th of April. Wellington 16th of April, Auckland 17th of April, Brisbane 20th of April, Perth 22nd of April. Early show, late show is gone. Sydney, 28th of April.
10:56 Speaker 02 Oh God, can I not go to them? Will you pay for my flight and I'll come to them?
11:00 Speaker 03 We have Brighton, 18th of June, Manchester, 26th of June, Liverpool, 27th of June.
11:06 Speaker 02 12th of December, Three Arena.
11:10 Speaker 03 2026. Bing bong, bing bing bong. Thank you.
11:15 Speaker 02 Bing bing bong. We're going to Juwan Show. I'm gonna go four times, four times.
11:20 Speaker 03 And then I'm gone.
11:21 Speaker 02 If one more person asks me to go, I'm like, okay, listen, there's only so many I can go to. And I'm gonna commit to four and I have to go to four.
11:37 Speaker 03 What are you doing for New Year's?
11:38 Speaker 02 I'm in Dublin, where are you?
11:40 Speaker 03 Oh, are you?
11:41 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
11:42 Speaker 03 I think I'm gonna stay in London, you know.
11:44 Speaker 02 Really? Why?
11:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, I think I'm gonna put on like a glitzy dress and go to a house party in East.
11:50 Speaker 02 Well, I kinda considered coming back to London, then I was like, hang on a second, I have told people they could stay in my house. So I don't own my house over. I can't just be like, oh, actually decided to come home, so you can't be in my house anymore.
12:02 Speaker 03 Any goals for 2026? Any rez- rezies, as you'd say?
12:08 Speaker 02 So some of my rezos, the rezos, hello?
12:10 Speaker 03 You did that. Sorry, yeah, I did. You did that.
12:13 Speaker 02 I, um, I told you that I'm doing a mass clear out, which is gonna make me feel so much better.
12:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
12:18 Speaker 02 About myself and I'm gonna try and reduce my stress levels because every time I wake up and look at my Oura ring, I'm like, what the hell is going on here? Like, I don't deserve this level of stress that's going on. And so I'm trying to maybe some sound baths and stuff.
12:34 Speaker 03 Lovely.
12:35 Speaker 02 People seem to do them and they seem really chilled, don't they?
12:38 Speaker 03 Yeah. My goal is to, uh, move on to frie- to move on from La Booboo's.
12:43 Speaker 02 Are you still on La Boob- I, no, the kids got La Booboo's from Santa. They got La Fufu's, they won't know.
12:49 Speaker 03 They won't fucking know. Those are your kids or they're, they've got taste.
12:53 Speaker 02 They do, they kinda do have taste, yeah.
12:56 Speaker 03 Your kids, they might know. I could say, I could see Gigi bringing it to a La Booboo specialist to have it evaluated, to be honest.
13:04 Speaker 02 Well, no, no, I actually don't think they will. T came home from his friends the other day and he's like, oh my God, he's a billionaire. His house is enormous. And I was like, T, you can't, please don't say that to him when you see them. What? Why do we live here in an apartment? I'm like, okay, okay, T, buy your own house in London and see how you get on.
13:24 Speaker 03 Was that Tia or was that Spencer? Because they both sound so similar to me now at this point. I just can't tell. I could see, I could see that being something he would come home and say in his running pants.
13:35 Speaker 02 Who's Spencer? Yeah. Oh my God, he put on these little, little, um, budgie smugglers that he was meant to go swimming in. I know. I was like, oh my God. So New Year's, um, I am going home to Dublin and I'm going to the yacht club. And they have like where all the kids can play. I'm kind of doing, do you know what I'm doing? I'm doing a New Year's Eve that we would have done with our parents. So we go down to the pub and have some food and have some drinks while the kids all run around and play with each other. And then we watch the fireworks and then we're home by like, God, I was going to say 10, 8. And then we'll have a couple of drinks, the kids will go to bed and then we'll be bed by one.
14:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. So I, I, I'm happy to miss the countdown. I find it's a lot of pressure and I, I can't watch, I can't bear the old Ang Zine sing along thing. I find it's.
14:24 Speaker 02 Why can't we get a different song?
14:26 Speaker 03 It's time to update. Something by Bewitched, Samantha Mumba maybe.
14:29 Speaker 02 Or I gotta get through this, I gotta get through this.
14:33 Speaker 03 Candle in the wind.
14:34 Speaker 02 Gonna make it. No, not candle in the wind, a bit downer.
14:39 Speaker 02 We're trying to be upbeat going into 2026, hello?
14:42 Speaker 03 Danger, danger.
14:43 Speaker 02 High voltage.
14:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, as you're staring your mother in the eye, singing and holding hands, that'd be good.
14:55 Speaker 03 Um, so I'm so happy to miss the countdown, but I would like to do something on the day. I'd like to do a nice New Year's Eve luncheon.
15:02 Speaker 03 Where I put on a pair of nice boots, jeans and a nice top vibes, get a curly blow dryer, head into town, do some lunching. Then home, take a malatone and sleep through the countdown, wake up, smug, rested and vested, go for another luncheon. Yeah.
15:18 Speaker 02 Do you know what? This is in your, this is in your wildest dreams that this will happen. And now I've realised I fucked up trying to get you to Dublin because I mentioned that we're doing all that boring stuff. And you won't want to come there now.
15:28 Speaker 03 Now, I have no luncheon plans. No one has invited me to luncheon and I haven't arranged any luncheons.
15:32 Speaker 02 Well, if you've no plans, you're invited to mine and I have a spare room and it's downstairs, it's out of the way. No one will be in your way.
15:40 Speaker 03 Thank you.
15:42 Speaker 03 I'm very committed to my invisible plans. Thank you so much. I might just do a shout out on Insta to see if there's anyone around. I don't know. It could get pathetic.
15:55 Speaker 03 If you see me doing a shout out on Insta, no judgement please. Everyone's away, okay?
16:00 Speaker 02 If you see her taking a melatonin at two o'clock in the day, you know that her plans were cancelled.
16:07 Speaker 03 She's gone. She's gone. New Year's Eve.
16:09 Speaker 02 So New Year's Day will be one of your sleeping tablet stories. I'm 14 hours.
16:17 Speaker 03 I woke up, it's 2027. I can't believe it. And I got them across the counter.
16:26 Speaker 03 You've been asleep for a year and a half. I did notice though, the other day, I was like, I was really ratty and I felt very exhausted. And I was like, God, just this year just needs to go now, you know? I'm ready to like, just, it feels like I've, I've been ready to tap out for about nine days, but there's been nine additional days of kind of work coming in that I obviously want to do and need to do. And I've noticed that I have a habit because I work like for myself or I can work remotely. And I don't have, unless I'm touring, I don't have a huge amount of reason to leave the house.
16:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, I kind of just want to be in my house all the time, to be honest. It's my favourite place to be. I don't want to be anywhere else.
16:59 Speaker 03 Well, you have kids and a, and a dog, so at least you, you have some sense of purpose in the day to walk outside into nature. I don't, I could literally sit here and rot all day. And I realised, I said, Joanne, you haven't left the flat in three days. That's why you're ratty. You're like a cooped up gerbil. You need to get out.
17:18 Speaker 02 You gotta get out for a little walk. Why don't you borrow my dog?
17:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, that'd be good, but that means I have to get out to get the dog, which means I won't get out.
17:25 Speaker 02 I'll drop him up.
17:27 Speaker 03 Sand him up on a drone, will you?
17:30 Speaker 03 Hanging off a drone on a harness.
17:31 Speaker 02 Oh.
17:32 Speaker 03 Drop him on the roof. I'll, I'll collect him off the helipad.
17:35 Speaker 02 Oh my God, Joanne, I want to come to your house for two hours. Can I come to your house for two hours after this? I'm, I'm leaving at nine. I'm leaving at nine.
17:45 Speaker 03 Well, then you're not welcome. It's a six hour commitment. You're in or you're out. You need to sign in at the door. You need to clock in and you can't clock out. It's a full shift with me.
17:54 Speaker 02 No, I can't do a six hours. See what happens to me after I have one drink. I'm like, well, I do. Because I've got to my Christmas party tomorrow.
18:04 Speaker 02 It's a terrible feeling. I can't bear it. I hate this about myself. Amma goes to bed at 12. I'm like, where are you going? And she's like, bed, Vogue. We've been drinking since seven. I'm like, no.
18:14 Speaker 03 I know. It's, you're a bit like myself. I was doing a piece for the Sunday, the Sunday Times Style Magazine today and they're like, how would you get people out of your own house party? And I was like, it's really tricky because I don't leave anyone else's. So I think I'd have to call the police and blame the neighbours just to kind of get them out. Because I wouldn't have the balls to say, you need to go. Because I've never once listened to anyone telling me to leave their house. Do you know what I mean?
18:41 Speaker 02 Hello, Joanne, Vogue and Jo. Last week you were talking about dating, ghosting and also ghosts. So I thought I would share the shit show message I got on Grindr last week. I've been single just over a year now and decided to dip my toe back into the dating game over the summer. And to be honest, it's been a bit of a wipeout so far. However, a message I got just took the biscuit last week. Okay. First of all, I want to state I do not kink shame people. Neither do we. I love the variety of randomness that people find gets them off, but it isn't always for me.
19:15 Speaker 03 Very diplomatic. You should run for president.
19:20 Speaker 02 I got a message from a profile called Horny Ghost that read, hello there. Don't be scared. I'm a real ghost and I float around and see everything. I see you love wanking guys off. Would you like to play with me? Oh my God, I'm scared. And it turned on.
19:39 Speaker 02 Naturally, I didn't respond.
19:40 Speaker 03 Sorry, that's not a kink, that's a nervous breakdown.
19:42 Speaker 02 Joanne, some people dress up as babies and go around in nappies and have an adult-sized cot. I think the fact that he thinks he's a ghost is less frightening to me.
19:52 Speaker 03 I think this narrative of not, that's not kink shame, has lost the run of itself. And I think now we are just accommodating lunatics. So that, so not to like loon shame them. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, that's not, you're fucking out of your mind. Do you know what I mean? You're, you're, the mind is gone. You're gone. But we're, we're trying to be respectful because that's where we are. But I sometimes think we're respecting stuff that doesn't necessarily deserve respect. And this would be one of those situations. Carry on.
20:18 Speaker 02 Well, I don't know.
20:22 Speaker 02 I've just heard weirder things, to be honest. Anyway, naturally, I didn't respond because why the fuck would I? But after an hour, I got a lovely little follow-up that read, I see you're scared of ghosts. I'll see you later.
20:37 Speaker 02 I was so tempted to reply and basically find out what in the ever-living fuck was going on, but thought it best to just stay out of that one and not open the can of worms. Each to their own and all that. I'd be so interested to meet that person. Like, I think that person would be fascinating, like a bag of weird.
20:56 Speaker 03 Are you, this is a guy with a beard on his head, living in his mother's basement.
21:02 Speaker 02 Wearing a sheet.
21:04 Speaker 03 Wearing a sheet. Also, it's out of season. That's what you, that's a, like, that was in October, DM. It's Christmas now. Update yourself.
21:12 Speaker 02 Ghosts just don't disappear because it's not Halloween. Ghosts are forever, all year round. I didn't see my ghost at Halloween, did I?
21:19 Speaker 03 It seems a little late in the game. It seems a little late in the season to be thrown about into spooky DMs about ghosts. Come on. It should be Three Wise Men. We're in Three Wise Men season now. We're in, we're in Santa, we're in festive, we're in Grinch, we're in Elf. There's more to do, there's more to play with.
21:33 Speaker 04 Is there room for humour and sort of mucking about in DMs and dating? Or is that finished now?
21:39 Speaker 03 Not with me, Jo.
21:40 Speaker 04 No, do we just get on with it?
21:42 Speaker 03 We just get, we just get on with it. We're in our 40s now, just get on with it. Yeah. Where are we going? What are we doing?
21:49 Speaker 02 I would be, if I had to start online dating again, the desperation leaking from my pores would be unbearable. Are we getting married? Or is, is this a first date? Or am I buying a dress?
22:00 Speaker 03 I'd love to see your profile. It'd be the beep beep of all beeps. It'd just be one log, beep, yeah.
22:07 Speaker 02 I was planning some beeps with a bear today. There's some bear beeps coming up.
22:13 Speaker 03 There's always bear folks, bear shoots are pretty sexy.
22:16 Speaker 02 If you think I'm going skiing and not doing a beep beep back bear.
22:21 Speaker 03 You're gonna be those, you know, there's girls with a random Instagram post. You're like Christmas Eve, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. It's just Vogue naked on the slopes with a tit in her mouth.
22:30 Speaker 03 With the can of bear by Vogue in one hand and I'm just going to go back in the other.
22:34 Speaker 02 Oh God.
22:35 Speaker 03 Happy Christmas girlies.
22:37 Speaker 02 Happy Christmas girlies and boys. Oh, I thought you were saying goodbye now.
22:41 Speaker 03 Oh, sorry. I meant that's what you'd be saying on the slopes. I respect our listeners too much to call them girlies. Happy Christmas, women and gays.
22:49 Speaker 02 Women, gays and the odd straight.
22:53 Speaker 03 Oh, sorry, and the straights. And to the one straight man called Frank, he's been following us from the start.
22:57 Speaker 04 And to they and them as well.
22:59 Speaker 03 To they and them and Frank, it's time to come out. You're family now, we all know.
23:03 Speaker 02 And to the ghosts, thank you as well for listening. Appreciate.
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