Ep 545 - Thunder Fish

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The Wild Wild West.

• 0:02Matt McCusker?

  Hey.

• 0:04Matt McCusker?

  No, I like it. It smells like cigarettes.

• 0:07Speaker 00

  This one smells like cigs too.

• 0:09Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it's fucking Gardini's car, that's why. He's purifying the mics with tobacco, like a Native American shaman dude, he's blowing tobacco smoke into them.

• 0:15Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, I'll clean them up.

• 0:16Matt McCusker?

  No, thank you, I like the smell, it's actually kinda nice.

• 0:19Speaker 00

  This is the bit I was waiting for.

• 0:21Matt McCusker?

  Fucking paper straws.

• 0:25Speaker 00

  No more, we're done, this is my last one.

• 0:27Matt McCusker?

  No more, we're gonna fucking, we're gonna go back and put all the plastic rings around the dolphins' necks under Trump, it's gonna be awesome.

• 0:35Matt McCusker?

  We're gonna get this country cooking.

• 0:36Speaker 00

  Did you hear what he said when he was signing it?

• 0:37Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 0:37Speaker 00

  He's like, and I think the sharks are gonna be okay, is they're eating everything in the ocean. Alright, alright man. Hilarious.

• 0:46Matt McCusker?

  That is sick to be like, sharks can bite anything, dude.

• 0:48Speaker 00

  Sharks can bite anything, we're gonna sign that, what's next?

• 0:52Matt McCusker?

  I had La Mer, La Mer went in the ocean for the first time this weekend. We're in Dana Beach, Florida.

• 0:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, wasn't he at the beach at Skank Fest?

• 0:59Matt McCusker?

  He's never gone to the ocean.

• 1:00Speaker 00

  Did he stay on the

• 1:03Speaker 00

  or, no, the Florida Comedy Festival?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I think he was on the beach, but I don't think he went in the ocean.

• 1:09Speaker 00

  He stays away from the water.

• 1:11Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 1:11Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, he literally, you can't swim.

• 1:12Matt McCusker?

  No, we went, we went in the ocean this weekend, Dana Beach, by the way, their beach, lot to be desired. Lot to be desired, I went there, I'm like, La Mer, they'll have shops everywhere, like, we need to show up.

• 1:24Speaker 00

  That, like, yeah, that's tough.

• 1:25Matt McCusker?

  There was nothing, I mean, I will say, there were a lot of bubble-budded mommies on the beach.

• 1:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32Matt McCusker?

  That was about it. Uh, there was big rocks in the ocean, so you would just stub your toe in the ocean, like, oh fuck.

• 1:39Speaker 00

  That would scare me. If I even touch a rock, I'm high knees and out of the water.

• 1:43Matt McCusker?

  Bro, I was telling La Mer, I was like, dude, just come in the ocean, you're fine, man, he's like, I don't know, like, there's like, there's like sharks, I'm like, there's some fucking sharks in here, we were like, we went out pretty far, like, into a sandbar.

• 1:53Speaker 00

  How'd you get him out far? He, literally, he cannot swim.

• 1:55Matt McCusker?

  It was, it was waist, it was waist-high, and then it went up to, like, up to your knees, there's like a really sick.

• 2:00Speaker 00

  That was really dangerous to bring him out there.

• 2:02Matt McCusker?

  Well, here's the thing, I saw, there was a guy, I was telling La Mer, I'm like, there was a dude who went, like, for real, like, sixty yards out. And I was like, just, you don't wanna be the furthest guy out, that's the shark bait.

• 2:11Speaker 00

  That's the shark guy.

• 2:12Matt McCusker?

  You stay just halfway through. And then, uh, and we went out to the sandbar, and after we got, we got done at the beach, we got an Uber back. And the guy was like, oh, Dana Beach, you know there's a lot of sharks out there. I was like, oh fuck. I looked it up, I was like, yep, great whites, dude. They migrate down during this time. They come down and chill like around there. And I was just telling him, I was like, oh, I was like, oh, my bad.

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Great whites are so spooky.

• 2:35Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I was like, Lamar, there's no shark. I Googled. I'm like, great.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Saw a video of a giant hammerhead.

• 2:40Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 2:40Speaker 00

  It's like a different type of hammerhead. They're fucking massive.

• 2:43Matt McCusker?

  Can hammerheads bite you? I feel like that's one type of shark you could kind of outmaneuver. That lame ass fucking head.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  I know. It is a very dumb head, but I, it's certainly they can bite you.

• 2:54Matt McCusker?

  You don't think you could just like grip its hammerhead and just?

• 2:58Speaker 00

  Paws.

• 2:59Matt McCusker?

  True, my bad, my bad.

• 3:00Speaker 00

  Hey, yo.

• 3:02Matt McCusker?

  He's double fisting.

• 3:08Speaker 00

  Oh, man. This is, this is good. We did it today. If we did it yesterday, I would have been asleep.

• 3:13Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I was sleepy too, man.

• 3:15Speaker 00

  Insane weekend.

• 3:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I bet, dude. It was probably, was it, like, I'm sure the day before was party time.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, Friday, Saturday. Dude, the, the one time I went with Bert two years ago, we got there on Monday. We stayed for a week.

• 3:29Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you did? I remember that.

• 3:31Speaker 00

  We did shows during the week.

• 3:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you got it.

• 3:33Speaker 00

  That was, that was a week.

• 3:35Matt McCusker?

  You guys, weren't you guys staying in like a bop house the day before?

• 3:38Speaker 00

  We were staying at, we were staying in a full on bop house with nothing but cameras, just Bert and his team and cameras. And every day it'd be like, Shane, we're gonna go do activities. I'd be like, I'll fucking kill you. I'll fuck, I'm not doing a fucking thing today. Leave me alone. I need to go home.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Uh, this trip was, it was just the Akaman and Tommy down there.

• 4:01Matt McCusker?

  Partying it up.

• 4:03Speaker 00

  It's good to see the boys get loose.

• 4:05Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm telling you, the Super Bowl, the more, I never really thought about it until I went last year. And I was like, dude, this is like the apex of worldly power.

• 4:13Speaker 00

  It is.

• 4:13Matt McCusker?

  And then I was watching it this like, this time, just being like, dude, I was, it was like freaking me.

• 4:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:19Matt McCusker?

  It's sick.

• 4:20Speaker 00

  Trump and T Swift?

• 4:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, fucking.

• 4:23Speaker 00

  Her getting booed?

• 4:24Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 4:25Speaker 00

  That was, I'll be honest, I was in the Eagles section for that.

• 4:29Matt McCusker?

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:29Speaker 00

  That was a, that was a fun boo. That was a, she's wearing Chiefs gear, these are Eagles fans.

• 4:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, cuz.

• 4:35Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 4:36Matt McCusker?

  A lot of people are trying to say that.

• 4:37Speaker 00

  And I thought it was very funny while it was happening. And then I saw like a quote from Travis Kelsey that was like, that sucked, I felt terrible. While I was on the sideline, everyone was just booing my girlfriend. And it was like, yeah, I guess that's really terrible. That'd be sad.

• 4:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's very sad. I mean, yeah, especially like.

• 4:54Speaker 00

  Nah, come on, man. Gar Dogs has no mercy.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't have any, I don't feel any empathy for Travis Kelsey.

• 5:00Matt McCusker?

  I mean, bro, I knew they're gonna lose when I saw him dressed like fucking seventies porn star. I was like, he's not taking this game seriously at all.

• 5:08Speaker 00

  I think he's dressed like a seventies porn star every time. I could be wrong.

• 5:10Matt McCusker?

  Is he? Alright.

• 5:11Speaker 00

  I think he does that, yeah.

• 5:14Matt McCusker?

  Why, why, what's up with the cool outfits, dude? What happened to sweatsuits? Every college fucking athlete just wears a gray sweatsuit all the time.

• 5:20Speaker 00

  Oh, that changed. They wear cool outfits.

• 5:23Matt McCusker?

  Sure, they got, they got that cash.

• 5:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, they all got rich as fuck.

• 5:27Matt McCusker?

  I did forget, they were all impoverished.

• 5:30Speaker 00

  But it was, uh, Okaman, I'm sure they're gonna tell the story on Stuff Island, but it was, uh, so we, we did Burt's show on Saturday night. And that's when the Okaman got in. And he got in, he was a little banged up. I think his flight got delayed. I think he, he wanted to catch up on the way.

• 5:48Matt McCusker?

  I got you, yeah.

• 5:49Speaker 00

  And I think he went a little too far.

• 5:52Matt McCusker?

  Mission accomplished.

• 5:53Speaker 00

  So he shows up, but he, I didn't know he was hammered. So we're sitting there and then, uh, Tyreek Hill walks in and he's standing right next to us.

• 6:01Matt McCusker?

  Hmm.

• 6:01Speaker 00

  And he has his people with him, but Chris was against the wall, Tyreek Hill's right here. We're in the tunnel at the arena. And I just, I'm standing next to Chris along the wall. And Chris just reaches through Tyreek Hill's people and like grabs his arm. And they turn around like, what the fuck? And I was like, no, he's, he's my friend, cuz I just met him. And I was like, he's good, he's my buddy. And then they walk away. And I was like, Chris, what the fuck was that? And he was like, I'm sorry. I'm so stupid. As soon as he did that, I was like, oh, you're fucking blacked out, dude. What the fuck are you doing?

• 6:38Matt McCusker?

  You know, you had a sleeper cell.

• 6:39Speaker 00

  He was a full sleeper cell. I had no idea, cuz I wasn't really talking to him. I was about to go on stage. And then I was like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? You don't just grab people's arms. He's like, ah.

• 6:50Speaker 00

  Fuck. Then I go on stage and apparently while I was on, while I was on stage, Julian Edelman walks by. And Chris, Chris goes, can I give you a hug? And he was like, why? And then walked away and Chris was like, oh, fuck. So then he's coming back through the tunnel.

• 7:10Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy. He took it to a why. Be like, state your reason.

• 7:13Speaker 00

  I mean, I get it. He doesn't even know the guy.

• 7:15Matt McCusker?

  I know.

• 7:15Speaker 00

  And some guy standing drunk in the tunnel is like, can I give you a hug, man? And then I realized I've hugged every single person that's ever asked for a fucking hug. I'd be like, yeah.

• 7:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, sure. And it's funny, like, he was kind of thinking about it. He's like, well, why?

• 7:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's like, why? Why would I hug you? And then he's, Edelman's coming back in the tunnel and apparently Chris went for a super low five. He was walking by and Chris was like, yeah. And he said Edelman just was like, no. The fuck? And I was like, dude, of course he did that. I would have thought someone was fucking, like, just purely fucking with me. Like a low five? That's like, are you, I wouldn't have even thought he was giving me a high five.

• 7:55Matt McCusker?

  Also, the risk of pulling a low five away is high.

• 7:57Speaker 00

  If I was walking by and somebody was like.

• 8:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  What are you doing?

• 8:02Matt McCusker?

  What is this, man?

• 8:04Speaker 00

  Anyway, that was Chris's big, uh.

• 8:06Matt McCusker?

  Fucking sliding a low five. I, I get wanting the hug.

• 8:11Speaker 00

  Why the hug is nuts. And I was like, what the fuck you ask for a hug for? And he was like, it's Julian Edelman. I love Julian Edelman.

• 8:19Matt McCusker?

  Oh, he's a, he's a New Englander.

• 8:21Speaker 00

  Yeah. But it's like.

• 8:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Low, but going for the low five on the slide. You're like, look, I get it. You gotta keep up appearances. You can't be hugging me right now. Just give me a low five on the slide.

• 8:33Speaker 00

  A low, give me the lowest five. That was the Okan. Then he carried that shame all weekend. And he was just constantly just.

• 8:45Matt McCusker?

  That's so funny.

• 8:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was, uh.

• 8:47Matt McCusker?

  Cause yeah, he is, he's high awareness enough to really analyze that behavior later. And he probably did, probably did, it was a thorn in his side.

• 8:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. The O'Connor man took that one very personally. I think he punched a wall later. Quality footage.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  Somebody just sent me a video of him like outside punching a gate. And I was like, oh, man. The O'Connor man.

• 9:10Matt McCusker?

  I spooked Vince Vaughn that one time.

• 9:12Speaker 00

  What'd you do?

• 9:12Matt McCusker?

  Badly in Vegas last year.

• 9:14Speaker 00

  What'd you do?

• 9:14Matt McCusker?

  I was hammered last year in Vegas. I kept doing the, uh, whatever that game was when they're like, if the, like if the beer's in your left hand, you have to chug it right away.

• 9:23Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:23Matt McCusker?

  I kept getting caught with the beers.

• 9:24Speaker 00

  That was the Bills. That was game.

• 9:25Matt McCusker?

  I was passing the, yeah, I would just be like, you know, I, I was hitting a vape pad. I'd like, take it, you pussies. And I'd switch it to my right hand. They'd be like, ah, you gotta drink your beers. And I was just chugging vodka and sodas. I got hammered and I, we were on that like, never ending party bus thing for a while.

• 9:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:40Matt McCusker?

  And I just, I got off the party bus and I was like, what the fuck? Is that Vince Vaughn? I was hammered and I was, I looked at him and I was like, Vince, you're our only hope. Take us to the place. And he, I like turned around and Nate and he was just forty five feet ahead. And I was like, oh shit, my bad.

• 9:57Matt McCusker?

  You're our only hope, dude.

• 9:59Speaker 00

  Vince, you had to save us.

• 10:01Matt McCusker?

  Just long face, like, you're our only hope, Vince.

• 10:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is, it is wild. It's just so many celebs.

• 10:09Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 10:10Speaker 00

  Celebs and you're hammered and you're like, holy fuck, there he is. I gotta go say it. It's time, this is my one chance. Vince Vaughn, will you save us?

• 10:18Matt McCusker?

  I didn't even, I just like saw him and reacted to like something that was bubbling like beneath my brain. It's like, dude, you're our only hope. You're the chosen one. Take us to the promised land. No idea what I was talking about.

• 10:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, that's exactly what happened to the O'Connor man. He saw Julian Edelman and was just like, Julian, can I get a hug from you right now?

• 10:37Speaker 00

  No.

• 10:38Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 10:39Speaker 00

  Why do you wanna hug?

• 10:40Matt McCusker?

  It is a very, and especially for like the why to hit O'Connor's brain and have him like, why would I ask? Just fully echoing his head. I didn't consider the reasons. That's awesome though. So that, you guys started off on just like a.

• 10:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was, that was great.

• 10:55Matt McCusker?

  Fever pitch.

• 10:56Speaker 00

  I mean.

• 10:58Speaker 00

  I just, I didn't, he was a full sleeper cell. I had no idea. He was among us.

• 11:02Matt McCusker?

  That is crazy to find out somebody that did not know somebody was black.

• 11:05Speaker 00

  What the fuck happened? He was like, my flight got delayed. I had a couple of whiskeys. I was like, well, it's a long night. It's fucking seven thirty.

• 11:13Matt McCusker?

  That's how early it was?

• 11:14Speaker 00

  It was early, yeah.

• 11:15Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 11:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:17Matt McCusker?

  What hap- where did like, where did his like journeys take him that rest of that night? That is super early. Obviously punching the fence or whatever he did.

• 11:25Speaker 00

  I don't know. He's good at Irish exiting. He can hit a good Irish goodbye. Like out of nowhere, you'll just be like, where's O'Connor? And somebody will be like, he's, he got in a car. He just stumbled out.

• 11:33Matt McCusker?

  He'll also walk.

• 11:35Speaker 00

  He'll, he'll go on a journey.

• 11:36Matt McCusker?

  He'll, he'll walk too.

• 11:37Speaker 00

  He'll start running.

• 11:39Matt McCusker?

  A fucking long walk.

• 11:40Speaker 00

  He used to sprint. I forgot about that.

• 11:43Speaker 00

  I wonder if he still does that.

• 11:44Matt McCusker?

  My favorite thing I've ever seen him do is when we were, I had a party at my house like years ago in Philly. And he just, we were all sitting on the roof deck and he was just wearing headphones. And everyone was like, what, uh, what, what, what are you doing? He was like, listen to music.

• 11:56Speaker 00

  Listening to Bob Seger.

• 11:58Speaker 00

  Every single time. He went on a Bob Seger phase for like three years where he would listen to Like a Rock. He would get hammered and listen to, just, song's so good.

• 12:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I could see at a party though, kind of his like doing some personal night moves would be decent. Just be like, I'm just charging myself back up for the vibe. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Damn, dude, that was, that's night one.

• 12:19Speaker 00

  Night one, yeah. And then, uh, that night after Bird's show, me and Zach Bryan did a show at a bar, which was very funny, cause Zach was like, all right, I'll go first, then you go on, do some stand up. And I was like, bro, that would be the worst

• 12:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 00

  possible show.

• 12:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, me first.

• 12:37Speaker 00

  Of all time. You can't, comedy cannot follow music ever.

• 12:40Matt McCusker?

  Never.

• 12:41Speaker 00

  And he was like, all right, man. He's like, it's up to you. Whatever. He was like, that's fine. That'll work. So we go in, it's just a packed college, like just young kids, packed, standing room only. The stage is like a rug on the floor. There's no stage. And it was, it was like, I went on fair to Midland. Fair, very fair to Midland. I was excited to be like, that's it for me, Zach Bryan, everybody. They were like, ah, and then he, he murdered. And while he was killing, I was like, This is crazy.

• 13:12Matt McCusker?

  It's more.

• 13:12Speaker 00

  I was gonna follow that with like a jacking off story.

• 13:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's impossible.

• 13:18Speaker 00

  At the end, it was a small bar and then in the backyard, there was like a construction area, like in a muddy alley, which is where we went after just hung out back there. But from the exit of the bar to the back alley, there was like a pretty big drop into this construction area. And I literally got to the door, there were people behind me and I was like, watch out, there's a very big drop here. And I stepped out and rolled my ankle.

• 13:40Speaker 00

  I literally looked at what was gonna happen. I was like, watch out, guys, you could get hurt on this. Ah! Thank God I didn't fall down. I was so close to fall. I really fucked my ankle up on that.

• 13:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude. How deep, what was you talking like 12 inch?

• 13:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, there were just trenches everywhere back there.

• 13:56Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you guys were in Atlanta?

• 13:57Speaker 00

  No, in New Orleans.

• 13:58Matt McCusker?

  Nor- New Or- I don't know why I kept thinking Super Bowl's in Atlanta. I was telling everyone.

• 14:01Speaker 00

  We were there for the national championship.

• 14:03Matt McCusker?

  That's what it was.

• 14:03Speaker 00

  Maybe, yeah.

• 14:04Matt McCusker?

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• 14:59Matt McCusker?

  So you're in New Orleans?

• 15:00Speaker 00

  Down in New Or- I love New Orleans.

• 15:02Matt McCusker?

  Did it bounce back?

• 15:04Speaker 00

  What's that?

• 15:04Matt McCusker?

  They've had a lot.

• 15:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they bounced back.

• 15:06Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that was freaking me out too, the day, I wasn't even, I was talking about Katrina, but then they had another trip.

• 15:10Speaker 00

  I thought you were talking about.

• 15:12Matt McCusker?

  As soon as I said that, I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm thinking, because I went there post Katrina a long time ago and it was like fucked. So I'm sure they've recovered.

• 15:18Speaker 00

  Isn't that juvenile, so?

• 15:19Matt McCusker?

  Bounce Back?

• 15:21Speaker 00

  Bounce Back. I'm about to bounce back.

• 15:23Matt McCusker?

  I think.

• 15:24Speaker 00

  Trust me.

• 15:25Matt McCusker?

  Is this a juvenile song or are you thinking of Five Oh Four Boys, Wobble Wobble?

• 15:28Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 15:29Matt McCusker?

  You might be getting a bounce confused with a wobble.

• 15:31Speaker 00

  No, it's a juvie classic, Bounce Back.

• 15:33Matt McCusker?

  It could be. Was it post, was it a post Katrina or pre Katrina?

• 15:36Speaker 00

  There's a big, yeah, there's a Bounce Back juvenile.

• 15:38Matt McCusker?

  Sick.

• 15:39Speaker 00

  Nice. Thank God I got that. Yes. Uh.

• 15:44Matt McCusker?

  We have a visitor.

• 15:45Speaker 00

  That's a weird knock.

• 15:47Matt McCusker?

  It's kind of a friendly knock. Um.

• 15:50Speaker 00

  Who's that rapping?

• 15:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, we should probably.

• 15:52Speaker 00

  Who's rapping upon my door?

• 15:55Matt McCusker?

  Be careful, Sean.

• 16:03Speaker 00

  Oh, it's Texas Gas Service.

• 16:07Speaker 00

  See how guard dog handles this.

• 16:12Matt McCusker?

  You're getting checked on for heavy gas consumption.

• 16:14Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 16:16Matt McCusker?

  You've been using.

• 16:16Speaker 00

  Great.

• 16:21Speaker 00

  Hey, we're back. Just a minor gas leak in my house.

• 16:25Matt McCusker?

  No big deal.

• 16:25Speaker 00

  Nothing new.

• 16:27Matt McCusker?

  No big deal. I'm gonna try to find the gas leak in Sylvia Plath myself. Just put my mouth on it. I'll go find that thing.

• 16:34Speaker 00

  Call it a day.

• 16:35Matt McCusker?

  Actually dude, I got a, uh, it was really nice. The Dana Beach Improv gave me a, uh, like a gift certificate to a used bookstore. It was like a gift.

• 16:43Speaker 00

  That sucks.

• 16:44Matt McCusker?

  It was really nice. So I went, I finally went and it was like, I gotta get an Uber from the hotel. And I'm like, where, cause that, that area was, Broward County is where they film cops.

• 16:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:53Matt McCusker?

  So I was like driving around through there and it, dude, it's like, it's kind of sketchy around there.

• 16:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:58Matt McCusker?

  Like very sketchy. I was like, whatever. So I, I'm in an Uber and I'm like, anytime you left a little, we were at a hub, obviously. That's all it is, outdoor hubs.

• 17:06Speaker 00

  Improv hub.

• 17:07Matt McCusker?

  Left the hub and it's just like Vice City all around. So I pulled the driver, I'm like, yeah, there's like a bookstore up here somewhere. Dude, it was a shopping center of just at least one, if not two massage parlors. So I'm pulling in, the guy's like.

• 17:22Speaker 00

  He's got the guy a gift card for books.

• 17:24Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he's like, you said there's a bookstore, right? And I was like, I did, dude. I swear to God, there's a bookstore here. I thought, I thought he thought I was like.

• 17:30Speaker 00

  Adult bookstore.

• 17:31Matt McCusker?

  I, I'm gonna give you some books.

• 17:32Speaker 00

  I'm about to read for the next, uh, I'm gonna read for 15 minutes and then I'm gonna just wait here.

• 17:38Matt McCusker?

  So I'm sitting there like pulling it like.

• 17:39Speaker 00

  I'm gonna come back wet from a shower.

• 17:42Matt McCusker?

  My hair is all wet.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  Fucking bookstore out of shower, you wouldn't believe it.

• 17:46Matt McCusker?

  I told you, my one friend in an absolute, the most depraved move was with, visiting with a girlfriend, hanging with the family, ducked off, hit the fucking wash, reunited back with the family, wet hair and all. And was like, what's up guys? The craziest fucking move. But yeah, I'm like pulling up and I was.

• 18:05Speaker 00

  The mood struck, he was just sitting there with his family and he was like.

• 18:09Matt McCusker?

  He was with her family.

• 18:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, just said, alright, I'm gonna head out for a minute, I gotta.

• 18:13Matt McCusker?

  He got the itch.

• 18:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:13Matt McCusker?

  And he was like, ended up being late, like, it was like, they were down there like to visit.

• 18:17Speaker 00

  She was just jacked off in the car.

• 18:19Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 18:19Speaker 00

  Which would have been crazy.

• 18:20Matt McCusker?

  It, that would have.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  That would have been psychotic.

• 18:22Matt McCusker?

  That's, I mean dude, hitting, being like, yo, if you guys will excuse me.

• 18:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:26Matt McCusker?

  With your own family, it's like, okay, it's still nuts, but with like, someone else's family, that is a wild, I mean, I know, you know, all, all respect goes to the fucking move. It's a sick move to break out.

• 18:37Speaker 00

  Powerful move.

• 18:38Matt McCusker?

  Break out, like, yeah, family's gonna stress me out.

• 18:40Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go get jacked off by a sex life. Alright, and I'm back.

• 18:44Matt McCusker?

  And fully bathed in like, wet hair in the shower.

• 18:46Speaker 00

  Just coming back in laughing at what they're laughing at.

• 18:52Matt McCusker?

  Smelling totally different.

• 18:53Speaker 00

  Drenched.

• 18:54Matt McCusker?

  You just reek of dollar store lotion.

• 18:55Speaker 00

  Growing back drenched.

• 18:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you, well, you're drenched. Drenched and just fucking totally relieved.

• 18:59Speaker 00

  Yo, I hugged a guy this weekend that was drenched.

• 19:01Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 19:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:02Matt McCusker?

  Why was he drenched?

• 19:03Speaker 00

  I don't know, he was, oh, cause it was raining. It was raining at the Super Bowl before we got in, the guy came, just came in from outside and I was standing in line, he's like, Jay, I'm big fan. I was like, god damn dude, you're fucking soaked.

• 19:16Matt McCusker?

  Dude, that fucking Gatorade they dumped on the coach, I was spying that Gatorade, I'm like, dude, they gotta give that guy a raise. Whoever's concocting that stuff, that was bright yellow Gatorade. That shit's not watered down at all.

• 19:26Speaker 00

  No.

• 19:27Matt McCusker?

  I wa, oh dude, this made me laugh. Okay, so, first things first, the bookstore I pull up, I was, I was relieved at the very end of it, there was a bookstore. And I was like, I told you, there's a bookstore up here dude, and he's like, yeah, whatever man. I go into the bookstore, it was the worst layout I've ever seen where, you know, it was like, in like, like the Hogwarts library or any old library, there's like giant ladders and like, the books are stacked super high. Most of the books were like as high as your fucking ceiling. And they were like, you can't get on the ladders. It's like, well, I don't know what's up there. So how could I even ask? It was like, and then they were like going over these old like antique maps. So anytime I tried to get to the other end, they got, I'd be like, uh, excuse me, guys. And they would be like, okay. And then like move out of the way. And I'm like, bro, what the fuck, man? Trying to buy some books from your fucking store.

• 20:12Matt McCusker?

  Anyway, it's pissing me off. But the thing that made me laugh was I was, I'm out there. I forgot my belt this weekend.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  Every single, I forgot my belt this weekend.

• 20:20Matt McCusker?

  And I was telling the mayor, I had a flashback to when you were in New York and you were just like, you show me your closet and there was like 40 belts. I'm like, damn, you have so many belts. And like, I gotta get a new belt like every week because I forget them. And I remember I told the mayor, I confess, I was like, bro, that was like the most jealous I've ever gotten being like, that's so fucking sick, dude. You have so many, just getting that many belts out of necessity.

• 20:40Speaker 00

  By the way, I don't even buy the belts. I go to, well, sometimes when I'm on the road, I will have, I have to buy a belt.

• 20:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:45Speaker 00

  I usually just go home and steal Phil's belts.

• 20:47Matt McCusker?

  Do you?

• 20:48Speaker 00

  Every time I'm home, I steal Phil's belts. I'd forget them. I'd never take them on the road. So then I'm like, I need a belt.

• 20:57Matt McCusker?

  I was just laughing, being like, dude, that's so sick to have so many belts. And then like, because the one time I had to buy a belt on the road, I was like, dude, it's all happening, bro. I have a belt from traveling.

• 21:07Speaker 00

  You made it.

• 21:07Matt McCusker?

  I thought it was so sick. I thought it was so sick.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  It's nothing compared to my Milwaukee fit, bro. When I lost, when my luggage got lost, I had to buy a whole new, when I got the Vans, Vans t-shirt.

• 21:20Matt McCusker?

  I had to do that once. I went to Dick's and I bought like golf pants and like a t-shirt. And that was kind of sick. But yeah, I didn't buy a belt. I was bending over on stage and I'm pretty sure like part of my ass crack came out at one point. And I was like, apologies, apologies, man.

• 21:32Speaker 00

  I need a belt on stage because I'm already doing like the fat shirt tug.

• 21:36Matt McCusker?

  Uh, yeah.

• 21:37Speaker 00

  You toss in adjusting pants on top of the fat shirt tug. It's a very active.

• 21:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 21:44Speaker 00

  Scene, you know what I mean? The guy's constantly.

• 21:46Matt McCusker?

  I was hands in pocket all weekend. I was very fowling. I was hands in pocket, classic.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  Classic late night.

• 21:51Matt McCusker?

  But I was really kind of just holding up my pants because they were fucking, they kept coming down on me. Because I, you know, I've lost a couple of pounds, bro. I'm, I'm out of the 180s. I'm 179.6.

• 22:01Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 22:03Matt McCusker?

  It's pretty sick. I'm doing another fast too.

• 22:05Speaker 00

  I was hoping.

• 22:05Matt McCusker?

  Five day.

• 22:06Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 22:07Matt McCusker?

  Monday through Friday. First 24 hours dry fast, no water for 24 hours, no food or water 24 hours, and then four day fat water fast with just salt. I'm gonna petition for some electrolyte. I need like an unflavored electrolyte mix, cuz that that if you don't eat for a while, you don't like you lose all your electrolytes. There you go. There goes our hero dude, the gas man.

• 22:28Speaker 00

  He's gonna come around and knock in a second and say, yeah, that thing's leaking like crazy. I'm gonna go, oh, great.

• 22:33Matt McCusker?

  Thing's leaking like a sieve. How do they test? Do they just hold like a fucking lighter up and see if it flames up?

• 22:38Speaker 00

  I have no idea.

• 22:39Matt McCusker?

  I think.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  Obviously not that, but.

• 22:40Matt McCusker?

  Sprays. I think they spray soapy mixture and they see where it's bubbling. If I had to guess.

• 22:45Speaker 00

  Looks something like that.

• 22:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, I've, I've, look, I could have. You should have told me. I would have went out there.

• 22:50Speaker 00

  I had no idea.

• 22:51Matt McCusker?

  I would have found that thing.

• 22:52Speaker 00

  I mean, I actually knew all cuz I'll try to heat it and it barely heats.

• 22:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 00

  And that thing like backfires. You can hear it like a car.

• 23:00Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm telling you, man, would like builders get away with now? It's criminal. They, the place across from us in Philly, when we lived there, they, they, they were like, you know, luxury condominiums and the windows, dude, I'm not lying, separated from the wall that much. No exaggeration. It was, it was ungodly to go. And they were like, yeah, we're just, they just won't return our calls. They just throw them up. They just do it as cheap as you possibly can.

• 23:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:26Matt McCusker?

  Get the fuck out of there.

• 23:27Speaker 00

  What book, what book did you get?

• 23:30Matt McCusker?

  Oh, boy. I ended, I got, I had like four or five. It was, it was like a fucking $150 gift certificate.

• 23:36Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 23:36Matt McCusker?

  So I, I like got as many as I could possibly bring back without making my luggage too, too heavy.

• 23:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:41Matt McCusker?

  And then just gave like a $60 credit to an old lady, but the, uh, I started fucking with Finnegan's Wake from James Joyce. It's totally indecipherable. It's like, but I'm reading, uh, Joseph Campbell wrote, it's Finnegan's Wake Skeleton Key. So I've, I've been in absolute fucking heaven. You know Joseph Campbell?

• 23:59Speaker 00

  Not at all.

• 24:00Matt McCusker?

  A hero with a thousand faces. He was like the, one of the first dudes to get like real into kind of like deciphering myths, kind of like how Peterson started. He was like, I mean, Carl Jung, obviously is a goat with it, but Campbell came up and made like a really approachable kind of understanding to just like myths and all, you know, whatever. And he, he's like going through with his boy, reading Finnegan's Wake and just being like, by the way, this is what he means by this. This is what he means by this. I mean, it's, it's, I've been. I've just been absolutely just like dumbstruck by Joyce's genius dude, it's amazing.

• 24:32Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 24:33Matt McCusker?

  It's dude, it's crazy, it's just like.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  Isn't that the only thing he has to declare? Wasn't that him?

• 24:37Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 24:37Speaker 00

  When he got to America, the idea of anything to declare is like my genius.

• 24:42Matt McCusker?

  Probably. Sounds like him. He didn't have any money, he was fucked. He spent, dude, he wrote a book. He like, you know, obviously Dubliners, short stories, classic. And he wrote Ulysses and everyone's like, okay, we're fucking with you. This is kind of a hard read, we're fucking with you. And then he spent, I think like 20 years of his life, a third of his life on Finnegan's Wake. And no one can, it just, he like makes up words, it's nonsense. But you, you have to have like, it's one of those things where every other sentence is an allusion to like, it's almost like you have to have like, have like a total understanding of like Greek mythology. Cause it'll like make an allusion. Obviously Campbell's fucking goat ass is like, oh, by the way. And he just expounds on it. I've just been in absolute fucking heaven, dude.

• 25:20Speaker 00

  Really?

• 25:21Matt McCusker?

  He's like, and then the main character turns back.

• 25:22Speaker 00

  That sucks.

• 25:23Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's, no, it's so sick.

• 25:25Speaker 00

  You gotta read a book to read a book?

• 25:26Matt McCusker?

  You gotta read, it's, you gotta read a book to understand a book.

• 25:28Speaker 00

  Miss me with that book.

• 25:29Matt McCusker?

  No, dude, it's so good. Dude, the whole, again, I have no understanding, I have a pitiful understanding of it, but it's like, the book is about, Finnegan's Wake is about, uh, I didn't know, it's about the guy who, he's like an eternal, it's based on like an Irish mythological figure who's like up on a ladder, falls and dies and he's coming back to life. That's like the, kind of like ballad or whatever. But then they like tie that into like the death and resurrection Jesus myth with these four quadrants. Now they have like the Calliuga kind of thing. Where it's like hard times make soft man, soft man, blah, blah, blah. There's a western version of that where it's basically, uh,

• 26:09Matt McCusker?

  like primal stuff, or it's like a theocracy, then a king, then they go to democracy and after every democracy, they rise to the top and every, literally every civilization, civilization crumbles. Break time, time for the gas man.

• 26:20Speaker 00

  Time out from the game.

• 26:21Matt McCusker?

  Hold on guys.

• 26:24Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 26:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, for the record, that was Oscar Wilde, not James Joyce.

• 26:27Matt McCusker?

  That sounded like some Oscar Wilde bullshit, if I'm being honest. James Joyce, I mean, actually, it's funny, because that, he kind of could not, he doesn't cover that specifically, but it, so in the book, it's like, it's based on Finnegan's wake, but also the main character is like the, I didn't know the city of Dublin is like shaped on a hill that's kind of like resembles an old, they say like a giant is sleeping in the ground that like, like his head's on one side of the city and his feet's on the other side. So he's writing a novel about that guy who's like a giant in the ground, but then he, this is gonna be really hard to explain, but he gives forth two sons that are kind of like the classic Cain and Abel.

• 27:04Speaker 00

  He gives forth.

• 27:05Matt McCusker?

  Gives forth.

• 27:05Speaker 00

  He gives forth two sons.

• 27:06Matt McCusker?

  Him, H C E and A L P. You talk about books, dude, it's so sick. But he has, there's like, these two brother figures, so like the, ah, Jesus Christ, I have a poor understanding, but basically, the guy is not, Finnegan's wake, Finnegan's coming back to life, and they go, Finnegan, rest, we have a new father. And then this, it's this guy who's like apparently also a hill, but who's also a guy, she like, does something, kind of perverted in a park to these, to this young girl, he gets fucking, he gets me tooed, basically.

• 27:34Speaker 00

  What?

• 27:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he gets me tooed. There's these fucking hot ladies, and it's all about how like, man is always going to fall to the sniz. That's like the one theme, like it's, it's going to happen, man's going to fall to the sniz, and then dudes were like getting propelled by these forces that are always going to make us fight each other. Every civilization's going to collapse, and he just kind of, just like jumps in and out of like time, and it's really cool of like different warriors, and these two brothers, Shem and Sean. Shem is like, he's a deep writer type, no one will ever love him.

• 28:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:03Matt McCusker?

  But he's the only one connected to the truth, and there's Sean, who's just like killing it, and they're always fighting and killing each other. It's fucking tight. But sorry, it's, it's a, again, I'm just going off Joseph Campbell's interpretation, don't, I don't want to.

• 28:14Speaker 00

  I, yeah, I don't want to get confused with Joseph Campbell's interpretation. All I care about is interpretations.

• 28:20Matt McCusker?

  That's all you can do with Finnegan's wake.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  There's nothing else.

• 28:23Matt McCusker?

  That's all you can do. But that's when, I've been reading that at night, and it's been absolutely in heaven, just going back and forth between like, oh, that's what that means. Oh, fuck, dude, the thunderfish, I never even thought of the thunderfish.

• 28:32Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 28:32Matt McCusker?

  Fucking awesome.

• 28:33Speaker 00

  Of course he means the thunderfish. What is the thunderfish doing?

• 28:37Matt McCusker?

  Uh, it's just like the food of eternal life. It's just like the Ixa, something, it's.

• 28:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:41Matt McCusker?

  Whatever.

• 28:41Speaker 00

  The Ixus.

• 28:42Matt McCusker?

  The Ixus, yeah, the Ixus, and then the word for like Latin word for thunder. But it is such a funny move to spend thirty years on a book, and everyone was like, dude, what the fuck?

• 28:51Speaker 00

  What are you doing, Sean?

• 28:54Matt McCusker?

  Talking about the thunderfish.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  Talking about thunderfish, bro.

• 28:58Matt McCusker?

  Pause.

• 28:59Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 29:00Matt McCusker?

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• 29:28Speaker 00

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• 29:30Matt McCusker?

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• 29:31Speaker 00

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• 29:33Matt McCusker?

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• 29:36Matt McCusker?

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• 30:16Speaker 00

  You know what I was thinking when we were going through the lawyer thing?

• 30:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  Is that like what marriage feels like?

• 30:21Matt McCusker?

  They don't even, you don't even talk about that. That's just, that just hap-

• 30:24Speaker 00

  It was just like a, it was like, we've, you know, we've been friends for a while now, you know, let's make it legal.

• 30:29Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 30:29Speaker 00

  We're legally bonded.

• 30:32Speaker 00

  I was a little like, oh, this is probably what marriage is like.

• 30:35Matt McCusker?

  If, well, if you broach the subject, obviously if you're the ultimate romancer, you go, people don't even care about that stuff. But a lot more guys are starting to be like, look.

• 30:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:44Matt McCusker?

  Let's fucking lay some fucking ground.

• 30:45Speaker 00

  Let's work on a bad faith lever here.

• 30:47Matt McCusker?

  What you want to do is yours, mine and ours. Like, let's talk about what's yours, let's talk about what's mine, let's talk about what's ours. That's definitely what you want to do at prenup.

• 30:53Speaker 00

  Um, guys.

• 30:57Speaker 00

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• 31:00Matt McCusker?

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• 31:02Speaker 00

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• 31:12Speaker 00

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• 31:17Matt McCusker?

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• 31:18Speaker 00

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• 31:22Matt McCusker?

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• 31:27Speaker 00

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• 31:32Matt McCusker?

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• 31:34Speaker 00

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• 31:38Matt McCusker?

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• 31:39Speaker 00

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• 31:41Matt McCusker?

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• 31:43Speaker 00

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• 31:44Matt McCusker?

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• 31:47Speaker 00

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• 32:05Matt McCusker?

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• 32:25Matt McCusker?

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• 32:28Speaker 00

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• 32:31Matt McCusker?

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• 32:33Speaker 00

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• 32:39Speaker 00

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• 33:21Speaker 00

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• 34:08Speaker 00

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• 34:11Matt McCusker?

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  Shongardini.com. Of course, brother.

• 34:52Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, so that's it. I'm not gonna bore you, the thing is weak, but that's the only thing I will say. It's been putting me, this is what I like about it, it's been putting me in a very timeless state, frame of mind.

• 35:00Speaker 00

  That's the best one.

• 35:01Matt McCusker?

  Outside of time. Tylax Dimension of Depth.

• 35:04Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 35:05Matt McCusker?

  That's how I've been feeling.

• 35:06Speaker 00

  You're in Tylax's Dimension of Depth.

• 35:07Matt McCusker?

  That's how, that's how I've been feeling lately. So that's, that's been a nice feeling to kind of leave.

• 35:11Speaker 00

  I had a feeling, have you been caught whacking off lately?

• 35:13Matt McCusker?

  I told you last week.

• 35:15Speaker 00

  I know you've just been an ageless wanderer, but have you been caught jacking off in a bathroom?

• 35:19Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude, like HCE, yes, I was caught, fucking, I was tempted by the sirens in my own mind.

• 35:25Speaker 00

  Came and got you. The thunderfish caught you.

• 35:32Speaker 00

  We're both the

• 35:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was caught. I was, but that was last weekend, bro. That was in the past.

• 35:42Speaker 00

  What are you doing in there?

• 35:44Matt McCusker?

  For real, man. That was so embarrassing. And she's like, what are you doing in there? And I'm just in the shower with a boner. He's, what?

• 35:49Speaker 00

  Nothing.

• 35:50Matt McCusker?

  Nothing. She's like, I saw what you're doing. I was like, ah, damn it. Now I got caught lying and jerking off, huh? I'm just the biggest piece of shit in the world, aren't I?

• 35:55Speaker 00

  I wish, I wish I could tell you. I didn't almost get caught yesterday. I wish I could tell you. I almost didn't get caught. I had to scamper.

• 36:04Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 36:05Speaker 00

  But she didn't hear the scamper. I survived.

• 36:07Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you got-

• 36:08Speaker 00

  Scampered to the lav. I heard the door open, scampered.

• 36:13Matt McCusker?

  So you got the entrance-

• 36:15Speaker 00

  I got to ski daddle. I heard the door open and I ski daddled on back to the lavatory.

• 36:19Matt McCusker?

  Bro, it's not like we've been training for that our whole fucking lives, dude.

• 36:21Speaker 00

  But it was, I haven't had to ski daddle in so long.

• 36:27Speaker 00

  Fucking made it to the bathroom. I was like, what?

• 36:30Matt McCusker?

  Take a shit.

• 36:31Speaker 00

  What?

• 36:32Matt McCusker?

  Take a shit. So you didn't get the, you didn't get the-

• 36:34Speaker 00

  No, I didn't get the full release.

• 36:36Matt McCusker?

  Damn, you probably charged it up. And I was like, she's taking a nap? I got, I'm fucking set.

• 36:41Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:41Matt McCusker?

  Of course.

• 36:43Speaker 00

  Second we started.

• 36:44Matt McCusker?

  Brother, welcome to my world.

• 36:47Speaker 00

  Thunderfish. Thunderfish flops in the room and I had to ski on, daddle down to the lav. With my pants at my knees, ski daddle down.

• 36:58Matt McCusker?

  Expert shuffle.

• 36:59Speaker 00

  There's the potato, the sack raised to the bathroom.

• 37:05Speaker 00

  What? I think you scared me.

• 37:08Matt McCusker?

  Why do I have my phone in my shower? I was answering an email.

• 37:12Speaker 00

  Checking my phone.

• 37:13Matt McCusker?

  Phone in the shower is the most sinister delight, but also so fucking sketchy. Phone in the shower is so risky. Unless you got a big shampoo bottle, you can fucking pop in front of it, but. Yeah, man. I've, I've, I've, I don't bring my phone in the shower. I used to, there was a period where I was a big phone in shower guy and it's just like, I think it's literally taken a couple of years off of my life, the anxiety.

• 37:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:36Matt McCusker?

  Just having just the lowest volume, just going, fuck. Oh, oh shit. What the fuck is that? Just phone soaking wet on the fucking sink outside the shower.

• 37:45Speaker 00

  The garage, the garage door at my parents' house. That was a, that was a godsend.

• 37:49Matt McCusker?

  That's what you need, man.

• 37:50Speaker 00

  We need to bring back garage doors.

• 37:51Matt McCusker?

  Get this rigged up with an alarm, dude.

• 37:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:53Matt McCusker?

  Beep, beep, beep.

• 37:53Speaker 00

  No, I got it. I got it. Yeah.

• 37:54Matt McCusker?

  Do you have the-

• 37:55Speaker 00

  We have a ring camera now.

• 37:56Matt McCusker?

  Oh, perfect. There you go.

• 37:57Speaker 00

  See who's coming and going.

• 37:58Matt McCusker?

  There you go.

• 37:59Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  Why don't you say it?

• 38:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man, get in here.

• 38:03Speaker 00

  Say it into the microphone, bud.

• 38:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I caught Fabin recently?

• 38:05Speaker 02

  Not recently, but uh, you know how every college dorm is like, yeah, they got, the drains are all clogged because all the kids are, have you ever heard that old tale?

• 38:14Speaker 00

  No, but it makes perfect sense.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  My dorm showers drains, everyone always has that story.

• 38:19Speaker 00

  Especially with you with your fucking hairy ass.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Well, they say it's because of the cum. They say it's good in the boys dorms. Shower drains always clog with cum and ass hair. And I was contributing to that clog in my university, my freshman year.

• 38:35Matt McCusker?

  In the common shower area?

• 38:36Speaker 02

  In the common shower area. That's where I would have to hurt myself because I had two roommates in my dormitory.

• 38:42Matt McCusker?

  I don't think I caught a beat in the shower, DeCol, I really don't.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  It's really bad. It's like a hospital shower too. There, you know, it's like the shitty curtains and it's just, you know, like a closet. So it's a sad beat in there and the, my, my classmates hollered at me while I was hurting myself in the college showers.

• 39:02Matt McCusker?

  We called it.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  What are you doing there?

• 39:05Matt McCusker?

  I think we caught someone one time where we used to like, while people were showering, we would fuck with them in my freshman dorm. And we like one time yanked the curtain open and he was just standing there with a full on rager. We were like, ah!

• 39:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what would have happened to me if they were to, if they were to breach it, that would have happened to me.

• 39:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you can't, I mean, I've tried to come up with a million arguments for why I'm having a boner in the shower and there's no, it's just, you're busted, bro.

• 39:26Speaker 00

  Warm water felt good. You wanna do some fucking, leave me alone!

• 39:29Speaker 02

  I'm so relaxed.

• 39:30Matt McCusker?

  There's also, there's a, there's a like a, kind of like a noise pattern. If you're beating off in the shower, the water falls in a very specific way. You gotta try to like, he's turning your back. You gotta turn your back to it, but then you're like, well, I want the warmth. So I can simulate fellatio.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  It's tricky.

• 39:48Matt McCusker?

  You gotta watch it because it's like, the water falls in like little torrential drops. But yeah, you know, all our brothers do, stay strong out there, dude. Keep it underground. Keep it underground, dude. It's the revolution, dude.

• 40:01Speaker 00

  It will not be televised.

• 40:04Speaker 00

  Occasionally, it almost gets televised. You have to scamper.

• 40:09Matt McCusker?

  I told you, I spun the last time I got caught into some S E X though.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 40:14Matt McCusker?

  I just fully owned it and was like, bro, I'm getting erotic in here. Excuse me. I'm all worked up, man. Help me out. Help a brother out here. Help a brother out here.

• 40:25Matt McCusker?

  I should have done the Uncle Sam yell. What are you doing in there? Don't do it in there, young man.

• 40:31Speaker 00

  You must be out your damn mind.

• 40:32Matt McCusker?

  Your wife will be awakened immediately.

• 40:34Speaker 00

  You love a Super Bowl performance.

• 40:35Matt McCusker?

  I thought it was underwhelming. I really did.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was.

• 40:39Matt McCusker?

  I, uh, I, I had, you know, did I kinda wanna see it go poorly? I think there was part of me genuinely that, you know, I was hating. I was hating.

• 40:48Speaker 00

  Not as much as they were hating.

• 40:49Matt McCusker?

  They were hating hard, bro.

• 40:51Speaker 00

  That was the most hate.

• 40:52Matt McCusker?

  That was, that was fucking.

• 40:53Speaker 00

  It was the most hate possible.

• 40:55Matt McCusker?

  It was some really, I, see, I didn't understand all the symbology under it, dude. I didn't know.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  So deep.

• 40:59Matt McCusker?

  I didn't know whose X's were there.

• 41:01Speaker 00

  The X's were there because it was like a playstation and this is a game.

• 41:06Matt McCusker?

  Oh, shit.

• 41:07Speaker 00

  You ever think about that?

• 41:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, shit.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  Bro, his chain was an A minor.

• 41:11Matt McCusker?

  I was trying to figure out. I thought it was his middle initial.

• 41:15Matt McCusker?

  A minor. Oh, also, actually, kind of technically, it was a lowercase a. A minor is, there's like an actual notation for A minor. You can do that.

• 41:23Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 41:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 41:24Speaker 00

  I thought the lowercase a would be the A minor.

• 41:26Matt McCusker?

  No, there'd be a tiny little m. That's technically A minor. That's just a lowercase a. That's just a little a.

• 41:33Matt McCusker?

  But maybe it's even deeper. There's probably some shit I'm not even seeing.

• 41:36Speaker 00

  I don't know anything about keys at all.

• 41:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, or like secret fucking pedophile hieroglyphs.

• 41:46Speaker 00

  The A minor doesn't, maybe I got that symbology wrong.

• 41:49Matt McCusker?

  You could be right, though, man. I mean, why else would there be a tiny little a? You know, checks out. It makes sense to me. But yeah, I didn't, I thought that, uh, I don't know. You know what? I was just, it lacked kind of the showmanship. I was like, dude, Ursur last year, say what you want about Ursur. You know what I mean? Look, the guy's got skeletons. I don't know what happened. I know he, you know, he got in some legal hot water. Hopefully, it's not true, uh, about potentially giving a man herpes, which, you know, I hope he didn't do that.

• 42:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:17Matt McCusker?

  But his performance was great, you know?

• 42:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, of course.

• 42:21Matt McCusker?

  Ursur's performance was crazy. That was just like. Okay, I don't know. It just seemed, it seemed all built around smiting another man and it was just kinda like, bro, like it's cool, you know, winning is great. I'm glad you won, but I don't know, man. I wasn't, it wasn't for me.

• 42:38Speaker 00

  For sure. I mean, yeah, you gotta, you wanna play your hits. And not, I don't know, cause one of the knocks on him is the only time he gets attention is when he's talking about Drake.

• 42:49Matt McCusker?

  As of late, for sure.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  And there it is again. He did it again. He got the most attention in his career because.

• 42:55Matt McCusker?

  But here's what you gotta think about. This is what you gotta think about, and I do appreciate Jim Jones for opening my eyes to thinking like this. Was he, like, what about the bag? What kinda bag was he getting? Cause they were coming at Drake for.

• 43:06Speaker 00

  For the Super Bowl?

• 43:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he got the.

• 43:08Speaker 00

  It's free.

• 43:08Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 43:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:10Matt McCusker?

  You get, you perform for free?

• 43:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. You get zero dollars.

• 43:13Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck?

• 43:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:14Matt McCusker?

  Just, I guess it's like good publicity?

• 43:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:17Matt McCusker?

  What? Who pays for all those fucking million dancers?

• 43:20Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm sure they cover that. You don't pay for that, but.

• 43:23Matt McCusker?

  Okay. That'd be crazy, bro. If I was footing the bill, and I'd be like, yeah, let me surround myself with eight hundred.

• 43:28Speaker 00

  Why am I doing the fact checking? Come on, man.

• 43:31Matt McCusker?

  Cause if I had to fit the bill for eight hundred male dancers, that's crazy. He had a lot of bros. It was just the bros, dude. That was.

• 43:37Speaker 00

  There was a lot of guys dancing.

• 43:40Matt McCusker?

  I'm gonna need eight hundred male dancers.

• 43:43Speaker 00

  I like tough dancing.

• 43:44Matt McCusker?

  Me too.

• 43:45Speaker 00

  I like when people are mad dancing.

• 43:47Matt McCusker?

  I got a little scared. I was like.

• 43:48Speaker 00

  I was spooked out. I was scared of that. I was very scared during the performance.

• 43:55Matt McCusker?

  It's classic. That was Philip Ross one book. He got, the old professor does that, like accidentally. He's like saying a ghost. He's like, I feel like there's a spook in here. And the student's like, hey! And they fire him off the campus. But the professor's secretly half-black and he's been hiding it his whole life. We can talk lit, dude, all you want.

• 44:11Speaker 00

  I would love to talk lit.

• 44:13Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, dude, that was, yeah, it was just kinda boring. It was just like, alright, this is, you know, it did take him to new heights. Him like besting Drake in a, you know, an exchange of words. Did take him to new heights, but it's like.

• 44:26Speaker 00

  What's going on, Sean? Did you find out the information?

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Uh, he got a bag, but he got a baby bag. He gets the standard union rate, which is a thousand dollars per day for rehearsal and performance.

• 44:37Matt McCusker?

  Baby bag?

• 44:38Speaker 02

  He got a baby bag, yeah.

• 44:39Speaker 00

  He got a little bag. Yeah, he got a little, he got a fanny pack.

• 44:45Matt McCusker?

  Well, dude, Jim Jones might have had the best take on the Drake lawsuit. And his whole thing is so funny, him and Cameron beefing. But he went on a podcast with, I swear to God, it was the best take of the Drake lawsuit stuff, how he's suing like UMG or whatever.

• 44:57Speaker 00

  United, yeah.

• 44:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you know, yeah.

• 44:59Speaker 00

  And Universal.

• 45:00Matt McCusker?

  Universal, yeah, that's what it is, Universal Music Group. And this guy was like, yeah, dude, it's like against the code, though. Like, he's going against the code of hip hop. And Jim Jones was like, dude, Drake's going after a bag you cannot comprehend.

• 45:15Matt McCusker?

  Basically, you know, he was basically saying that he's going after the, you know, it's, it is slightly Kanye-esque. He's going after the dudes who have given us all these raw deals, the labels who have been lording over us, the culture. And he's going at like the eye of the fucking hornet's nest and getting, he was like, I mean, he's probably going to get a billion dollars in this lawsuit. It's like, no, he's not.

• 45:38Speaker 00

  He's gonna get a lot.

• 45:40Matt McCusker?

  You think he'll get it?

• 45:40Speaker 00

  I think he'll get a lot. Yeah, I mean, if, from what I've been told, it's like, they were trying to lower his stock. So his next deal wasn't as big as the last couple have been. He's with them, he's with Universal.

• 45:53Matt McCusker?

  That's their, well, and there are things like, why would we want to undermine our own artist?

• 45:58Speaker 00

  The last deal was like 400 million.

• 45:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 46:00Speaker 00

  So.

• 46:01Matt McCusker?

  Well, that's what Jim Jones is, it was the funniest take. He's like, bro, he's going after a bag. And he's like, you can't say anything about Drake if you want to still hang with your bros in the hood who are like falling off of buses and getting lawsuits. He's like, all, he's like, you can't say that Drake's taking it to the next level.

• 46:16Speaker 00

  We got some workman comps, bros.

• 46:17Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 46:18Speaker 00

  We got a couple of those, bros.

• 46:20Matt McCusker?

  That's what you're saying. He was like, bro, there's nothing, there's nothing more gully than like pretending to hurt your neck on a bus. That was his whole, that, that was his whole thing. And like Drake's hurting his neck on the biggest bus imaginable. And it's actually sick as fuck. I was like, dude, Jim Jones, that was absolutely.

• 46:36Speaker 00

  I could be wrong, but I think Kendrick went through the Tupac estate to sue Drake first.

• 46:43Matt McCusker?

  Did he really?

• 46:44Speaker 00

  But no one cares.

• 46:45Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what Tupac estate?

• 46:46Speaker 00

  Uh, they, Drake had like a diss track with like AI Tupac.

• 46:50Matt McCusker?

  Right.

• 46:51Speaker 00

  And that got taken down because of a lawsuit.

• 46:54Matt McCusker?

  For sure. Oh, he was like, you can't use the ghost of Tupac to beef. He's like, that's outside of the rules.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  So Kendrick did a, Kendrick did it.

• 47:01Matt McCusker?

  He did a lawsuit first.

• 47:03Speaker 00

  No one cares.

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• 47:44Matt McCusker?

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  And for a limited time only, get a free immune support bundle, including omega-3 fish oil and vitamin D3 plus K2 with your first subscription to AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro. That's drinkag1.com/secretpod. Hold on, so they were in court, there was like guys in court battling over Ghost Tupac?

• 48:49Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 48:49Matt McCusker?

  And like Ghost Tupac called my defendant.

• 48:52Speaker 00

  Ghost Tupac wouldn't have said that.

• 48:55Matt McCusker?

  Your honor, Tupac might still be alive, actually.

• 49:01Speaker 00

  An all-black Jerry.

• 49:05Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, he basically broke down the thing of being like, stop trying to act like he's, he's offending some code of the streets. He's like, bro, like this is, he's getting the biggest bag. And he was like, your problem is you can't see the bag, like the bag. He was saying like, the bag exists out of this guy's entire frame of.

• 49:21Speaker 00

  Different dimension. You can't.

• 49:23Matt McCusker?

  So sick dude.

• 49:24Speaker 00

  It's not a near, yeah.

• 49:25Matt McCusker?

  To hit him with the med, be like, bro, your bags, you can only imagine such a bag.

• 49:29Speaker 00

  It is a meta bag.

• 49:30Matt McCusker?

  He's like, Drake is on the bag, that you can't, just getting deep on the bag is so sick.

• 49:35Speaker 00

  Can't fathom this.

• 49:38Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, that, that was my whole, that was my personal take on the Super Bowl.

• 49:43Speaker 00

  Should have been Lil Wayne.

• 49:45Matt McCusker?

  It should have been Lil Wayne and then also the whole craze of like the, you know, this, this whole like battle thing. I feel like it really, the sun set on it, on that performance.

• 49:55Speaker 00

  Almost been a year?

• 49:56Matt McCusker?

  How has it?

• 49:57Speaker 00

  No way. Fucking forever. It's been like eight months.

• 50:02Speaker 00

  That was a year ago when he sued him?

• 50:06Speaker 00

  Jesus Christ.

• 50:07Matt McCusker?

  April what, 2024? Damn.

• 50:11Speaker 00

  But that was, yeah. So it probably started last April.

• 50:15Matt McCusker?

  I was just hoping you'd say 420.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 50:20Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, dude, that's been a fucking year. God damn, I felt like that was like three months ago.

• 50:25Speaker 00

  No, this is, this has lasted longer than the Will Smith slap.

• 50:30Matt McCusker?

  He needs to do it again. He's, he's going back, I think.

• 50:32Speaker 00

  He needs a slap.

• 50:33Matt McCusker?

  He needs a slap again.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  He's slapped somebody.

• 50:34Matt McCusker?

  He's, he's slapped that Indian guy.

• 50:37Speaker 00

  How could he slap? How could he slap?

• 50:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, man, I, uh, yeah, people were trying to make the Taylor Swift boo into like this whole, like sea change of like, the people are waking up, dude. They know they don't like this. So you're telling me this was a change? They should've worn a Chiefs shit.

• 50:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, Chiefs fan, it was all Eagles fan.

• 50:54Matt McCusker?

  So funny.

• 50:55Speaker 00

  Beginning of the game, of course, everyone's gonna be like, ah.

• 50:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, and there was also like she was, people were like, she's ruining football.

• 51:03Speaker 00

  It's before she was on, they were literally showing a Chiefs fan, showing an Eagles fan.

• 51:07Matt McCusker?

  Boo.

• 51:08Speaker 00

  Boo anytime it was a Chiefs fan.

• 51:09Matt McCusker?

  Was there that many Phillies people? There's so many Eagles people there?

• 51:12Speaker 00

  It was, it felt like there was more Eagles fans. And there's one thing I know is the Chiefs fans are like all old, fat white guys.

• 51:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:19Speaker 00

  They're all just chubby white guys from fucking Kansas and Missouri.

• 51:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 00

  That have, this is the third one in a row they've been to.

• 51:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so they're like.

• 51:26Speaker 00

  They didn't like, they didn't, they didn't care as much.

• 51:29Matt McCusker?

  Didn't have the fire in their bellies.

• 51:30Speaker 00

  Eagles fans are all fucking trash gremlins that were there like.

• 51:34Matt McCusker?

  Needed it.

• 51:35Speaker 00

  Yay, birds, right? Like everyone was, yeah, everywhere you looked, it was Eagles fans.

• 51:39Matt McCusker?

  That's also a weird pressure. If you've won two Super Bowls in a row, I'd be fucked up being like, cause then it's like, there's no way you're not laxing and kinda like chilling. There's just, there's no way.

• 51:49Speaker 00

  They were lamping. There's no doubt. They lamped.

• 51:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 51:52Speaker 00

  They were lamping.

• 51:52Matt McCusker?

  Why though? I mean, it makes sense. You're two time.

• 51:55Speaker 00

  I mean, I guess they made it to the Super Bowl, so I guess they weren't relaxing too hard.

• 51:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 00

  It's pretty hard to do.

• 51:59Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 52:00Speaker 00

  They just got there and couldn't protect their quarterback.

• 52:03Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you know they didn't blitz either. Eagle was a four man rush, bro.

• 52:06Speaker 00

  Four man rush.

• 52:07Matt McCusker?

  I, that blew my mind. When I found out they didn't blitz, I was like, wait, what?

• 52:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, the Chiefs also throw the ball every fucking down.

• 52:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 00

  So your defensive line knows they can pass rush every play. And then when you get, when they're down seventeen, it's like they're gonna be throwing the ball.

• 52:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, fuck.

• 52:22Speaker 00

  Just send, just send four.

• 52:25Matt McCusker?

  Is their offensive line that bad? I mean, I'm not trying to smite their offensive line, but like, bro, they got like, what happened?

• 52:31Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 52:32Matt McCusker?

  Cause they're so good. That's the whole time I was like, dude, Mahomes is good. If you put him down, he's nasty as fuck. But they were just like melting right through.

• 52:39Speaker 00

  It was wonderful.

• 52:40Matt McCusker?

  It was truly, truly a sight.

• 52:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:43Matt McCusker?

  Poor Reid though.

• 52:44Speaker 00

  Went to the, I went to the after party.

• 52:45Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 52:46Speaker 00

  I got to hold the trophy. It was crazy.

• 52:49Matt McCusker?

  Did you raise it?

• 52:50Speaker 00

  No, I was just like.

• 52:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, I didn't really take it in. I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:56Matt McCusker?

  Higher than I thought it'd be.

• 53:00Speaker 00

  I felt, I felt like a real imposter.

• 53:02Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 53:03Speaker 00

  I don't know. What the fuck am I doing holding those Super Bowl trophies? And everywhere I go, I feel like a fucking imposter and that was crazy.

• 53:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that is fucking nuts. Holding it, that is, I mean, that is sick.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  It was awesome.

• 53:17Matt McCusker?

  That's fully the aggro Craig, dude. You held the aggro Craig. What was it? What, I guess the party must have been sick, though.

• 53:23Speaker 00

  Party was awesome.

• 53:24Matt McCusker?

  Champagne bott-, did champagne bottles actually shoot in the air? Was that was?

• 53:27Speaker 00

  I think that's the locker room, but they probably did. I, I left before I think things got real crazy.

• 53:33Matt McCusker?

  Dude, and that, that coach, where did he coach before? The guy for the Eagles?

• 53:37Speaker 00

  Sirianni? I think it was with the Colts. I think he was like an offensive coordinator, I think.

• 53:41Matt McCusker?

  And how long's he been there for with the Eagles?

• 53:43Speaker 00

  This is year three.

• 53:44Matt McCusker?

  Dude, two Super Bowl appearances, one win?

• 53:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:48Matt McCusker?

  Shit.

• 53:48Speaker 00

  They have to stop talking shit.

• 53:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude. Reid?

• 53:52Speaker 00

  Yeah. He was an I U P guy. He coached at Indiana, yeah.

• 53:57Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 53:58Speaker 00

  He could, yeah, I think there's like three guys on the staff that were from I U P.

• 54:01Matt McCusker?

  That's crazy.

• 54:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:03Matt McCusker?

  Dude, good, good for him, man. That's gotta be crazy. I, I liked watching when the Gatorade got poured on him and you could tell he was like,

• 54:10Matt McCusker?

  he was soaking wet with Gatorade. At one point he did like a little like kind of prayer thing. It was just like, oh, it's like, bro, that's all they want, bro.

• 54:17Speaker 00

  Week fucking after the end, last season ended in complete disaster. They were 10 and 1 and then lost every game.

• 54:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 54:26Speaker 00

  And then this year they started out 2 and 2 with some bad fucking losses and people were starting to really get on him and be like, we're gonna have to fire him. So like for the next like four weeks, maybe five, everyone was just waiting for him to lose one game and he would probably have been close.

• 54:43Matt McCusker?

  You get fired that fucking fast?

• 54:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:46Matt McCusker?

  I guess if you have like, yeah, I guess there's a world of fucking coaches and you can just beg, all right, buddy, get out.

• 54:50Speaker 00

  Especially because he inherited. A very good team and went straight to the Super Bowl his first year. And when coaches do that, they usually don't get credit for that.

• 54:59Matt McCusker?

  I got you. That makes sense. So he had had somewhat of a building year the year after that.

• 55:03Speaker 00

  And then the year after was like, all right, let's see what he does. And they fucking exploded. They were terrible.

• 55:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 55:09Speaker 00

  So then, yeah, he was on the hot seat a little. Then he.

• 55:14Matt McCusker?

  He's good.

• 55:15Speaker 00

  He's the bro.

• 55:16Matt McCusker?

  Do you think there's a chance they'll go, they're the new Chiefs, that they'll go back and try to get it again?

• 55:21Speaker 00

  I do.

• 55:22Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 55:22Speaker 00

  I think there's a strong chance. They get a lot of guys back.

• 55:26Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying. They're not losing anybody, are they?

• 55:28Speaker 00

  They're gonna lose some, some key defensive pieces.

• 55:31Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 55:32Speaker 00

  But I hope, maybe they won't lose them. They're just up for free agency.

• 55:35Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 55:36Speaker 00

  Um, contracts, I think, should be all right.

• 55:40Matt McCusker?

  They might be the most hateable dynasty, though. Philly becomes like a Chiefs era, Chief type dynasty.

• 55:45Speaker 00

  Dynasty of all time.

• 55:45Matt McCusker?

  Oh, my God, dude.

• 55:46Speaker 00

  It'd be the funniest.

• 55:48Matt McCusker?

  Philadelphia is gonna look like fucking Aleppo.

• 55:50Speaker 00

  Philadelphia is gonna be bad, dude.

• 55:54Matt McCusker?

  They gotta stop destroying the city.

• 55:55Speaker 00

  I was jealous. I was jealous. I, I mean, even being at the Super Bowl was obviously where you want to be, but Philly would have been fun.

• 56:03Matt McCusker?

  So fun to be there. Although, dude, I'm telling you, last time, when I was there, when they, I was like right on Broad Street. My house was like two blocks away. And it was too much, man. I'm like just watching people just start wrecking shit. I was just like, this is fucking annoying. It was pissing me off. They gotta stop fucking breaking the city.

• 56:20Speaker 00

  Uh, sometimes you gotta.

• 56:22Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they were like flipping fucking cars, dude. It's crazy.

• 56:26Speaker 00

  How else are you gonna make an omelet?

• 56:27Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 56:28Speaker 00

  You're gonna have to break a couple of eggs here.

• 56:29Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 56:32Matt McCusker?

  Although, I mean, that is just part and parcel, man. Otherwise, yeah, you are just Chiefs fans, just like, oh, we'll get them next year. Yeah, true. You gotta bleed. If you bleed green, you bleed green. It is what it is.

• 56:42Speaker 00

  There's nothing we can do about it.

• 56:43Matt McCusker?

  But, and, well, the worst part is now they're like, now it's like, it's something that gets attention online. So now people are like, yes. We gotta, we gotta ramp this up even more. I'm gonna break a window. Like, dude, don't do it, dude.

• 56:55Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go viral committing a crime. It's gonna be my face. I'm gonna share it.

• 57:02Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, that was, you know, I think that was. I'll be excited to see what Kendrick Lamar does, because he seems like he'll be pretty content to just kind of fade out and be like, I won.

• 57:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, he goes away for a while.

• 57:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Speaker 00

  Most of the time.

• 57:15Matt McCusker?

  That's gonna be it, man.

• 57:18Speaker 00

  It better not be. That's kind of a fucking lame ass.

• 57:21Matt McCusker?

  No, that's beating the video game. I'm done. Bye. Sorry.

• 57:25Speaker 00

  No rematch. That was it. I called it. No rematch. Uh, yeah, I don't know. That's kind of like, if you want to be the best ever, if you're fucking.

• 57:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:35Speaker 00

  If your one thing is beating a guy in a rap battle and then going, I'm done.

• 57:40Matt McCusker?

  That's, to be fair, he did have, he did have like a lot of, people liked him. I was always kind of like.

• 57:43Speaker 00

  I loved Kendrick Lamar.

• 57:44Matt McCusker?

  I was always like, meh. You know, I didn't, it just wasn't for me.

• 57:47Speaker 00

  He's still good. I mean.

• 57:48Matt McCusker?

  He's great, of course. He's a super successful, talented guy. But it was just, I was always like, whatever. And then, uh, but then I didn't realize he'd been away for so long. And then I guess he came back. He was summoned back and then. For him, that is sweet to be kind of chilling, like, I don't know. And then just like, oh, yep.

• 58:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:04Matt McCusker?

  Top of the game. But it all happened, dude. It was funny, because like. Lil Wayne was like, remember when he, him and Nicki Minaj were like, they were like the biggest.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  And Drake.

• 58:14Matt McCusker?

  And well, then Drake was like.

• 58:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:16Matt McCusker?

  Launched out of that. But yeah, maybe there's room for, there's gonna be a new, the newest rappers to become the biggest or it's. Dude raps so bad. Like, I'm not trying to sound like an old guy. It's literally like, it's a minute and a half songs of just nonsense. I can't understa-

• 58:28Speaker 00

  I was, I was watching videos of, I never got to see the halftime performance.

• 58:33Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 58:33Speaker 00

  I was, I was making my way up to Trump Dog's suite.

• 58:37Matt McCusker?

  Ah, so sick.

• 58:38Speaker 00

  Uh. But I didn't get to see the performance. We just watched it right now.

• 58:42Matt McCusker?

  Hmm.

• 58:43Speaker 00

  And I was like, I was only seeing videos online of like, old guys that were watching the Super Bowl, getting filmed by their like grandkids that were like. The hell is he saying? What the hell is going on? Like, and I'm, I watched that thing. I was like, I haven't understood, understood one word.

• 58:58Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 00

  And I know the songs.

• 58:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, dude, I don't know. It wasn't a.

• 59:05Matt McCusker?

  I, I, this is something I've been thinking about for a long time. As like, and again, this, I don't even, it's like, it sounds like a very uncomfortable thing to even talk about. But as like, the country gets better in terms of race relations, will black guys lose cool points? And I, I think it could just be me trying to fulfill my own theory, but I, I think it's happening.

• 59:26Speaker 00

  I've had this theory for.

• 59:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:29Speaker 00

  Since the old test.

• 59:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 59:30Speaker 00

  This has been my working theory. And now I'm just sitting back and watching it play out.

• 59:35Matt McCusker?

  It's your theory of relativity.

• 59:36Speaker 00

  It is dude, you can't be.

• 59:38Matt McCusker?

  And dude, and it's like, I'm watching it. I'm like, yeah, dude, it's losing like, it's not, it's a, it's not like the stuff of like a charged counterculture.

• 59:46Speaker 00

  It hit a fever pitch. And then since then, it's been kinda like.

• 59:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:51Speaker 00

  We're still doing this?

• 59:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:53Speaker 00

  But.

• 59:54Matt McCusker?

  No, that's, that was, that was a sense I got off that. I'm like, oh, this is like, you know, like the revolution sponsored by Pepsi.

• 1:00:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Matt McCusker?

  You're kinda like, oh, this has been so fucking watered down and extorted by politicians that now it's just kinda like, alright. You, you just has literally zero effect. You're watching it and you're like, oh, cool, man. So, and then, you know, again, we had our first taste of Indian guys wilding out. It's like, there's more of that to come.

• 1:00:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's almost time.

• 1:00:17Matt McCusker?

  Ramaswamy Anakin's hard, dude. He fell into the lava, but those boys are not.

• 1:00:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:22Matt McCusker?

  There's more Ramaswamis, bro.

• 1:00:24Speaker 00

  There's a lot.

• 1:00:25Matt McCusker?

  That dude was, but he just first made it on the land and swung his fucking sword.

• 1:00:28Speaker 00

  That was D-Day. He went first. There's a lot more coming, dude.

• 1:00:32Matt McCusker?

  I know, dude. No, sure.

• 1:00:34Speaker 00

  I'm kinda, I kinda like a lot of it, though.

• 1:00:37Matt McCusker?

  The Indian bros.

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  The Indian bros?

• 1:00:38Matt McCusker?

  Bro, Ben Affleck.

• 1:00:40Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. You, you've got some day ones.

• 1:00:43Matt McCusker?

  Ben Affleck. When I, when I, when you were gone, I interviewed Sagar from, uh, Breaking Points. And I tried to just get into Hinduism. He, dude, they are not having it. There's an iron wall. They are keeping white stoners out of Hinduism talk, dude. I was like, what about, he's like, I fucking hate when fucking white guys talk to me about Hinduism.

• 1:00:58Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:00:59Matt McCusker?

  I'm like, it's a pretty cool, it's a pretty cool religion, dude. I mean, you know, it's not just all about.

• 1:01:02Speaker 00

  How come we're the only ones that get fucking crushed for shit like that?

• 1:01:04Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, dude.

• 1:01:05Speaker 00

  Like if an Indian guy came up and was like, tell me about Jesus Christ. I'd be like, bro.

• 1:01:09Matt McCusker?

  I'd be more than happy.

• 1:01:10Speaker 00

  What do you wanna know?

• 1:01:10Matt McCusker?

  Well, whole, that's cause we have a universal, you know, Catholic la, we are built for everybody.

• 1:01:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:16Matt McCusker?

  Hinduism is, is eth, it's like an ethnic religion.

• 1:01:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:19Matt McCusker?

  Like, it's not like, and he was, he was, he'd made a fair point. He's like, dude, it's so. He's like depending on like what uh area you live in, there's like a patron fucking, you know, they have their patron blue guy. They have their genie and then like, you know, it's all based on like, he's like, it's so hyper specific to like the area and where you're living. It's, you gotta be born into it. It's like, it's like Judaism in a way where you kind of have to be born into it. Otherwise, people will be like, they just take you as kind of a poser. He kinda, he kinda poser paused me and I was like, I just think it's cool, like theoretically, I think it's cool.

• 1:01:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, why not? You should be allowed to learn.

• 1:01:52Matt McCusker?

  I mean, he can't stop me from learning.

• 1:01:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Matt McCusker?

  But I was trying to, I was trying to, I just wanted to like, I'm just interested in it as like a, you know, like how like growing up with that as like your backdrop. And he, he just was shut it down. He was just like, I, I don't think.

• 1:02:05Speaker 00

  When you grow up with it, it's just like every eight or nine weeks, you and all your bros have to get sticks and swords. And fight the Muslim guys with sticks and swords in the street. And then you call it a day and then you go, alright.

• 1:02:20Speaker 00

  Fuck you buddy.

• 1:02:23Speaker 00

  Have you ever seen their fucking stick and sword fights? They all have Ninja Turtle weapons and they just fucking.

• 1:02:30Matt McCusker?

  It's truly Lord of the Flies.

• 1:02:31Speaker 00

  Fucking crazy, bro.

• 1:02:33Matt McCusker?

  It's Lord of the Flies.

• 1:02:34Speaker 00

  It's nuts.

• 1:02:36Matt McCusker?

  But that's the same thing with the uh, the Sino Indian border dispute. They the same thing. They have another stick. There's a whole other.

• 1:02:42Speaker 00

  Stick and sword fight.

• 1:02:43Matt McCusker?

  Stick battle front. Yeah, they like, they've been disputing the Chinese Indian border for like decades. And every now and again, the Chinese dudes will muggle and be like, five feet to ours. Get back.

• 1:02:55Speaker 00

  Get back. They have the stick fight.

• 1:02:57Matt McCusker?

  God, that's the funniest thing in the world.

• 1:02:59Speaker 00

  Sucking hitting the fucking face with a stick during the fight.

• 1:03:02Matt McCusker?

  And you gotta give up like four feet of Mother India. You're like, okay. Coming back will be sick though. You get the bros, you're all horny as hell. Fucking, although that's a horny be horny.

• 1:03:13Speaker 00

  That is the horniest fucking battle.

• 1:03:19Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, rest assured, the Indian dudes will be back, dude. Yep, I mean, Ramaswamy, I still, people spazzed and piled on him for that and it's like, I get it, like getting dressed down, just being like, no more fun, white guys, it's time to do math. It's like, I get it.

• 1:03:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:34Matt McCusker?

  But people were like deeply shocked and offended and it's like, that, that's the one, that, that does make me laugh when you have all these people who are like, you have like white Americans who are like, it's a meritocracy, sorry, everybody else. We got to the top, but as soon as you talk about Indian guys coming in, you're like, we need some fucking legislation to keep, let's, well, come on, let's look at this here. It is, that is kind of, for me, it's like,

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  There's also,

• 1:03:56Matt McCusker?

  It's kind of wimpy on some level.

• 1:03:57Speaker 00

  White, white people have been dying to be allowed to be racist.

• 1:04:00Matt McCusker?

  True, true.

• 1:04:03Matt McCusker?

  That is like a Diet Coke kind of for racism.

• 1:04:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, they go, what about Indian people? And everyone goes, are we allowed?

• 1:04:10Speaker 00

  Are we allowed to do this?

• 1:04:11Matt McCusker?

  That was bottled up. Yeah, true. Cause yeah, you really, they, the Indian guys, Ramaswamy did, you're actually right on that. He caught like a suppressed tidal wave of just kind of like, just, you know.

• 1:04:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Matt McCusker?

  Ethocentric thoughts, being like, we're in a fucking, people fucking spazzed on him. He did, here's the thing though, he did court that, he did court those guys.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  He did.

• 1:04:34Matt McCusker?

  So he, he basically had his own little thing going and you know, they just got him, bro. One, one slip up and they were like, fuck you.

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  It's a dangerous world.

• 1:04:43Matt McCusker?

  It is.

• 1:04:43Speaker 00

  If you get into that fucking political clickbait shit.

• 1:04:47Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 00

  They're gonna get you, left or right, they're gonna get you.

• 1:04:51Matt McCusker?

  It's coming, it's coming and it's so funny, cause it was like, I could see him being like, this is a deeply inspiring, and dude, it's, he, he could also be right, like, just because you're like, fuck you dude, doesn't mean that's not just going to happen anyway.

• 1:05:05Speaker 00

  Wasn't he like, no more sleepovers?

• 1:05:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:07Speaker 00

  Time to study?

• 1:05:08Matt McCusker?

  No more sleepovers, no more, he said, less of one movie, like, think of like, some, like a rollerblading silly movie and like more, I don't know what fucking movie he would propose for us to get our act together. White guys gotta pull their pants up, white guys, white guys' pants are up to here, Indian guys' pants are up to like their nipples. So we might have to pull our pants all the way.

• 1:05:26Speaker 00

  On the pants meters?

• 1:05:29Speaker 00

  Indians are top of the pants. Where would you rank the Chinese? They're they're close second?

• 1:05:34Matt McCusker?

  They're close second, or they can probably, they probably go like every inch or every year, they probably like they're, it depends on how they're doing. How many of them are doctors? They like if they lose doctors and their pants drop a little bit?

• 1:05:45Speaker 00

  But no, you're not wrong about that. Indian Indian waistline is the ribs.

• 1:05:49Matt McCusker?

  We we've been top of the pops in terms of pants height. Now, like, you know, we're getting told to pull our pants off and we're like, hey, buddy, this is, don't worry about our culture, dude. We got some shit going on.

• 1:06:01Speaker 00

  This is family business, dude. Don't worry about our pants.

• 1:06:05Matt McCusker?

  It was so fucking funny. But that's the question remains. Do white people need to pull their pants up? Because they could compete in a global marketplace, which it just seems like we're in. We gotta fucking yank our pants up. We might have to pull our pants up. We thought we were getting by with our pants to our fucking waist.

• 1:06:19Speaker 00

  Sometimes you, when the whites pull their pants up too high, though.

• 1:06:21Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:06:23Speaker 00

  Because those boys had some pretty high pants over in Deutschland.

• 1:06:26Matt McCusker?

  Kanye pulled his pants up.

• 1:06:27Speaker 00

  Kanye pulled his pants up to the moon. Kanye's pants are in the fucking stratosphere.

• 1:06:35Speaker 00

  Pull his pants up too much.

• 1:06:39Speaker 00

  You gotta fucking pull your pants down a little.

• 1:06:44Matt McCusker?

  I didn't, I didn't know he did a Super Bowl commercial, first of all.

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  I didn't either.

• 1:06:48Matt McCusker?

  And then I, did you see it?

• 1:06:51Matt McCusker?

  And then I checked his website. It was literally just the swastika shirt. HH3 or something. Bro, he went fucking nuts.

• 1:07:00Speaker 00

  It's been a good read.

• 1:07:04Matt McCusker?

  Twitter, the Twitter rants were pretty great.

• 1:07:06Speaker 00

  All caps. Sometimes you need to slap a bitch or something like that.

• 1:07:09Matt McCusker?

  No, he says, I have, for the record, I have hit women. And then the one of them was in all caps, like, you guys think I'm freaking out. I'm actually over here chilling. It's like, bro, you're tweeting in all caps. You're not chilling.

• 1:07:20Matt McCusker?

  Unless he's on some like, this is the new marketing wave. I could see him going like genius mode in his head being like, this is just the new millennia, dude. He's like, you know, be like, I'm puppeting people through their nervous systems. Although he does see, he has came out on the record, been like, dude, I really don't like Jews. So he was, he really clarified his feelings pretty hard. So and he like seemed to chill a little bit and he just like,

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  chilled for,

• 1:07:46Matt McCusker?

  fired the engine back up.

• 1:07:47Speaker 00

  For nearly a year.

• 1:07:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Then he was like, you know what, man?

• 1:07:50Speaker 00

  Sometimes you gotta pop out, show.

• 1:07:54Matt McCusker?

  That's been a funny.

• 1:07:55Speaker 00

  Bing, bop, bing, bum, boom.

• 1:07:57Matt McCusker?

  That's been a funny, and then there was a guy who, he's like, I'm burning $25,000 worth of Yeezy shoes. And it's like, first of all, dude, that's the most laughable, if you zoom out of that from another country, you're like, okay, this guy said he loves Hitler, so now this guy's gonna burn $25,000 worth of sneakers. It's like, stop pretending you guys have problems, dude.

• 1:08:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:15Matt McCusker?

  That's like the dumb, that's like, for real, it's like embarrassing to watch that. Like, let's all unite and burn these $700 sneakers. It's like, dude, what, what battle are you guys even fighting?

• 1:08:24Speaker 00

  Seems like you're trying to make it about you at that point.

• 1:08:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:27Speaker 00

  Hey, everyone.

• 1:08:28Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's a blowtorch.

• 1:08:28Speaker 00

  I'm about to go viral right now.

• 1:08:31Matt McCusker?

  With a blowtorch in a fire safe and, in a fire safe environment?

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  I need to go viral now.

• 1:08:36Matt McCusker?

  And then after, the comments are, so it's like, you already, you already gave him your money, dumbass. Your, your biddy's paid, bro.

• 1:08:44Speaker 00

  How they could be carrying a bag that no one on earth can see.

• 1:08:47Matt McCusker?

  That, that's what I'm saying. Now, at once, dude, now that Jim Jones opened my eyes to the meta bag.

• 1:08:52Speaker 00

  I wonder how his Swastika t-shirt sold.

• 1:08:55Matt McCusker?

  That's the data you need.

• 1:08:56Speaker 00

  I've been told, good.

• 1:08:58Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  I'll check it out. Did you guys see the actual commercial, though?

• 1:09:03Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  It's pretty funny. It's him just on his iPhone again, and he's going, I blew all the money I was supposed to spend on the commercial on these new grills, so this is the commercial. And then it just goes Yeezy.com or whatever. And it's just him and like a dentist, like doing a front-facing selfie video.

• 1:09:20Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah. Well, apparently there's a connection with this dentist and the nitrous and shit.

• 1:09:25Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, it was dentists.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  Maybe, I remember hearing about that.

• 1:09:27Matt McCusker?

  He might be gone off the, he might be gone off the Galaxy gas.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  The laughing at the galaxy.

• 1:09:31Speaker 00

  Who knows?

• 1:09:33Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude, if you, but then like if you zoom all the way out on it, and it's obviously, again, he's like, I get it. If he's, if he's like, full-on Swastika, cause I get why people are bristled by this. I, he's prickling people for sure. If you zoom out, he might be on just some other shit of like, we should really not worry about what anyone says. And then it's like, I don't know. Could be a giant performance art piece, that's my whole thing.

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  It seems like they took his site down 24 hours ago.

• 1:09:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I checked, I tried to check it the other day, it was gone. I had, I, my shopping cart, they're like, you have a notification.

• 1:10:07Speaker 00

  Shit, I still have seven in my shopping cart. I was getting one for everyone I know.

• 1:10:11Matt McCusker?

  Gifts for the fam.

• 1:10:13Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 1:10:13Matt McCusker?

  My mom's birthday's coming up, I figured I'd give her a Yeezy Swastika shirt.

• 1:10:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, I wanna get my mom a Swastika t-shirt.

• 1:10:21Matt McCusker?

  It is funny because at any point he can just be like, guys, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Everybody, that's fine.

• 1:10:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:26Matt McCusker?

  You're good, man.

• 1:10:27Speaker 00

  You're the man.

• 1:10:28Matt McCusker?

  You're the man. He needs to drop an album. The album has to be good.

• 1:10:33Speaker 00

  It's gonna be tough to make music with that lingering.

• 1:10:38Matt McCusker?

  I mean, has anyone ever made Nazi rap?

• 1:10:43Speaker 00

  Nah, I don't know.

• 1:10:44Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy. He made a gospel album two years ago. Now he's selling Hitler shirts. It's fucking crazy, dude.

• 1:10:50Speaker 00

  He might be just. I think it's pretty.

• 1:10:56Matt McCusker?

  But then how did he become a billionaire again? Is that even, didn't he get put out in like Forbes list of like he's now has like three billion dollars again or something?

• 1:11:02Speaker 00

  Maybe they unfroze all his fucking accounts.

• 1:11:04Matt McCusker?

  Ah, true.

• 1:11:06Speaker 00

  Gotcha.

• 1:11:07Matt McCusker?

  That's a, well dude, here's what, here's what, look.

• 1:11:09Speaker 00

  Gotcha.

• 1:11:10Matt McCusker?

  I don't want to give anyone business advice, but if, if, you know, your account's getting unfrozen, last thing you want to do is do swastika t-shirts.

• 1:11:17Speaker 00

  The funny thing is, is he was like, he did all that, got everything frozen. And he was like, alright, I'm good, I'm good. Sorry about that. They go, alright, here's all your money back. He said,

• 1:11:27Speaker 00

  Fuck you guys, I'm fucking.

• 1:11:28Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy. It is, uh.

• 1:11:31Speaker 00

  Still, still a goat.

• 1:11:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean dude, it's.

• 1:11:34Speaker 00

  Still a goat, dude. I'm sorry.

• 1:11:36Matt McCusker?

  He's, his Twitter's funny as shit. And he hasn't got kicked off of Twitter yet, right?

• 1:11:43Speaker 00

  I don't.

• 1:11:44Matt McCusker?

  X, that's what I mean. Well dude, it, it does, I mean, again, it is like, I, I get, totally get why people are upset, but it does beg the question, like, might we have to be all become big boys and girls about words and just be like, okay, this guy's fucking popping off on some crazy shit?

• 1:12:00Matt McCusker?

  You know what I mean? Because, but then again, it's like, is, or are people so dumb that if you start doing that, people will go up and just be like, yeah, fucking, we are Nazis.

• 1:12:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's that.

• 1:12:10Matt McCusker?

  There's that.

• 1:12:11Speaker 00

  I think it is.

• 1:12:11Matt McCusker?

  People are pretty fucking dumb, so. People could see the green light and be like, okay.

• 1:12:17Speaker 00

  For sure.

• 1:12:18Matt McCusker?

  But they can also do that.

• 1:12:19Speaker 00

  But that's also the green light to just also pop off on the internet for the most part. Yeah.

• 1:12:24Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:12:25Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:12:26Matt McCusker?

  It's wild. It is a wild dude.

• 1:12:28Speaker 00

  It's a tough one to comprehend.

• 1:12:30Matt McCusker?

  How did he even get that far? Well, I guess you, they can't really.

• 1:12:32Speaker 00

  Maybe it's the most simple thing ever to comprehend. If a guy said he loves Hitler, you go, shut up.

• 1:12:37Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 1:12:38Speaker 00

  Hitler was gay.

• 1:12:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. No one's taking that angle. Yeah, it's just weird. That's the thing I'm kinda, yeah, I guess that's kinda what I'm saying.

• 1:12:46Speaker 00

  I'm saying that like when I was listening to that Hitler book every fucking day. You listen to it, you go, this guy sucked dick.

• 1:12:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:53Speaker 00

  Like, there's this whole, like, thing online where they're like, he was actually cool as fuck. I don't know if you really look into it. It's like, he sucked.

• 1:13:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he was a big-

• 1:13:00Speaker 00

  Really look into it.

• 1:13:02Matt McCusker?

  He was truly a baby.

• 1:13:03Speaker 00

  He was, yeah.

• 1:13:04Matt McCusker?

  Big time baby.

• 1:13:05Speaker 03

  The wild, wild west.

• 1:13:07Matt McCusker?

  The Nazi swastika is backwards from the original Hindu one.

• 1:13:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:10Matt McCusker?

  And they say when you turn the swastika backwards from the original Hindu one, it's a sign of bad luck.

• 1:13:16Speaker 00

  Certainly was.

• 1:13:16Matt McCusker?

  He hexed himself.

• 1:13:17Speaker 00

  Certainly was bad luck.

• 1:13:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, that's what happens. He harnessed the power. It was just too great. Completely, completely destroyed the man.

• 1:13:25Speaker 00

  Actually, I have to whiz.

• 1:13:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, whiz.

• 1:13:27Speaker 00

  Let's take our 90th break. All right. Well, let's go straight to the Patreon.

• 1:13:32Matt McCusker?

  Bye.

• 1:13:33Speaker 00

  Goodbye.