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0:00 Speaker 00 The Wild Wild West.
0:15 Speaker 01 That'd be fun.
0:15 Speaker 00 Let's just start. Fuck it.
0:17 Speaker 01 Hey.
0:18 Speaker 00 Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was Could Have Been House again.
0:21 Speaker 01 Nah, we, we actually had that coming. We, we shot that, but we haven't done that.
0:25 Speaker 00 Alright. I watched season one. It was great.
0:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, it was, man, it's.
0:28 Speaker 00 It was hilarious.
0:29 Speaker 01 It's very interesting, I'll tell you that, yeah. We've got some interesting characters involved.
0:33 Speaker 00 Really? Insane people.
0:37 Matt McCusker? Do you cast yourself, or do you have like a casting agent?
0:39 Speaker 01 Um, like, majority of them will come from like the auditions. Like, we'll go to different cities and have like auditions and shit, but then you still have your, you know, freshly picked from social medias in there. And I'm sure you know, you, you've scrolled and seen some.
0:56 Speaker 00 We watch, we watch the auditions here.
0:57 Speaker 01 Yeah.
0:58 Speaker 00 We usually, before we film or after, we, we're fans. We toss on the auditions.
1:02 Matt McCusker? Yeah, so what, what is the show again? Explain that. I want to know.
1:04 Speaker 01 Alright, so Could Have Been Love is different from Could Have Been House. Could Have Been House is necessarily, it has something to do with the auditions. You know, we go to each city, do auditions, you know, if you have good music, if you have good talent, whatever. We put them all in a house. The best of the best get into the house for that season. So last year, we did season one. It's kind of like Making the Band back in the day, like where, you know, you, you're competing for money. You bring it around celebrities. We had Snoop Dogg. We had all these different people. This year, we've got a whole different setup. It's the same type vibe, but more celebrities. Everything, the risk is higher, more money.
1:39 Speaker 00 Yep.
1:40 Speaker 01 So that'll be season two. Could Have Been Love is the first time we've ever done this. Could Have Been Love is necessarily has to do with.
1:46 Speaker 00 You're trying to find love.
1:47 Speaker 01 Find a woman, yeah.
1:49 Speaker 00 You're trying to find.
1:50 Speaker 01 You know, trying to find something that makes sense for me.
1:52 Speaker 00 For sure. Just a conventional, healthy West.
1:54 Speaker 01 Yeah, like the newfound fame, you know what I mean? Like.
1:57 Matt McCusker? Also, R.I.P. Diddy for making the band, dude. That was a great show.
2:03 Matt McCusker? Damn, so yeah, you're trying to find the one.
2:04 Speaker 01 He didn't die though, man. He just.
2:06 Matt McCusker? I mean, he probably wishes. He probably wishes he did.
2:09 Speaker 00 It's coming.
2:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah, hopefully he doesn't fucking get sad like Jeffrey Epstein did and fucking kill himself. So, so you're just trying to find the one. They're gonna come on TV.
2:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think, um, it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man. And, you know, which is hard when you're.
2:24 Matt McCusker? Are you gonna abstain though? You should mindfuck them and abstain the whole time.
2:28 Speaker 01 What is abstain?
2:29 Matt McCusker? Don't, don't fuck them.
2:31 Speaker 01 Oh, okay, yeah. Is that what that means?
2:33 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
2:33 Speaker 00 Yeah.
2:34 Speaker 01 I thought he was, I thought you were still saying Epstein.
2:36 Matt McCusker? No, no, no, no.
2:37 Speaker 01 It's abstain.
2:38 Matt McCusker? No, I'm gonna keep it changed.
2:40 Speaker 01 Okay.
2:40 Speaker 00 This is bordering on.
2:42 Speaker 01 No, it's not. It has nothing to do with that at all. Actually, nah, it doesn't, nah.
2:46 Speaker 00 A house of women together?
2:47 Speaker 01 It's nothing like that, but they're, everybody's over 21 for sure.
2:50 Matt McCusker? For sure, for sure.
2:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:52 Matt McCusker? Well, that sucks.
2:53 Speaker 01 What the? I'm not gonna watch it.
2:58 Speaker 00 Kinda ruins the whole fucking thing.
3:00 Speaker 01 Man, I might not even need to do this podcast. I need to get the fuck out of here.
3:04 Matt McCusker? How, how would a girl, like, capture your heart? They're in the house?
3:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, so pretty much, like, yeah, we put them all in there, but we put them through different things. Like, we brought celebrities to, like, see if they could go through each competition. So, like, one day we brought, like, Bobby Althoff, and then the next day they get to meet Young M.A. You know what I mean? So, we have a lot of different celebrities in there that put them through the wringer of, like, are you good enough for Druski? Are you here for the money? Because they also are competing for $50,000.
3:33 Speaker 00 Yeah.
3:33 Speaker 01 So, it's not just about, like, my love and everything. We, we, we made a catch, you know? Cause we also want them to, you know, get compensated for their.
3:41 Speaker 00 How many of the women are white?
3:43 Speaker 01 Well, good, like, two or three. Two or three. Out of 18, like, two or three.
3:49 Matt McCusker? Okay, alright.
3:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think three, yeah.
3:51 Speaker 00 That's good.
3:52 Speaker 01 Yeah, one is mixed.
3:53 Speaker 00 That's good.
3:55 Speaker 01 Is that good enough for you?
3:56 Speaker 00 Nah, I was just wondering.
3:56 Speaker 01 What the fuck?
3:57 Speaker 00 If the show is about black love or not.
3:58 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, it's about a little bit. No, no, we actually have all races. Like, we have, um, we have a Mexican girl. We got a couple studs.
4:07 Matt McCusker? You got some studs?
4:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. It's a mixture of a lot of shit, man.
4:11 Matt McCusker? Yeah, if you've been following Reform, there's like a whole thing of Reform studs on Instagram.
4:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, bro, there's a, there's a, but see, they're not all the same. Everybody, they, they, they have these things now where they're calling them like stems or fem or, you know, like, so it's like a, a stud feminine type mixture. Yeah, they're not all just, it's not, I know back in the day, everybody was like, oh, that's a stud. Now they got these new titles. It's like, it, it has branched out.
4:37 Matt McCusker? Damn.
4:37 Speaker 01 So we had, yeah, we had a mixture of a bunch, man. It was like picking through a batch of berries.
4:42 Matt McCusker? Are the studs like chaos agents? Like, what are the studs gonna do?
4:44 Speaker 00 Yeah, what are the studs up to?
4:45 Speaker 01 Nah, the studs, some of them, like I said, there, there's like, there's like a new stud thing.
4:49 Speaker 00 They're straight studs.
4:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, they're, they're kind of like, they still look for a man, maybe not for love.
4:56 Speaker 00 Just a friend.
4:57 Speaker 01 Maybe more so, yeah, like, kind of like a mentor.
5:02 Speaker 01 That's the vibe I get of it. I think it's more like a, like a brother, like searching for a brother. But, you know, I, I said even on the show, like, man, it's like, uh, I have no problem with them. You could share clothes with them and shit, so. I think, I think it works out for me somehow, some way. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a good show, though.
5:20 Matt McCusker? Although, what if, they can get activated and get on like, uh, on like a steal your girl mission?
5:24 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
5:25 Matt McCusker? They do pride themselves on being able to steal any of these girls.
5:27 Speaker 01 We had on the show, man. They, they, a lot of them were trying to indulge in like getting with the regular girls.
5:33 Matt McCusker? Mm-hmm.
5:33 Speaker 01 And I had to discipline them for that. Yeah, it was a whole thing.
5:35 Matt McCusker? How do you keep your studs in line?
5:36 Speaker 01 Man, that's why, yeah, we, we discipline them. Yeah, yeah, they, they go through.
5:40 Speaker 00 Do they have their separate rooms?
5:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, they have their.
5:44 Speaker 00 Where are you putting them?
5:44 Speaker 01 We don't put them anywhere in the house. It's not like we're putting them.
5:47 Speaker 00 You gotta put them there.
5:48 Speaker 01 They're trying to do the whole R. Kelly thing, like, yeah, where do y'all put them? Nah, everybody, everybody had, they, they got to choose their own rooms. We didn't put them anywhere. But it's a big house, though, so it's, you know, you can only imagine, it's 18 girls.
6:01 Speaker 00 God.
6:02 Matt McCusker? Damn.
6:02 Speaker 00 How long are you guys in there for?
6:04 Matt McCusker? Hopefully forever.
6:06 Speaker 00 Yeah. Muslims kill themselves for that.
6:09 Speaker 01 A full week.
6:10 Speaker 00 You know that?
6:11 Speaker 01 Huh?
6:11 Speaker 00 A lot of Muslims have killed themselves for that exact scenario.
6:13 Speaker 01 Are you really?
6:14 Speaker 00 Yeah, it's seventy-two, but yes.
6:16 Speaker 01 God damn.
6:17 Speaker 00 It's a heaven.
6:17 Speaker 01 Yeah, I haven't heard of that. I don't know nothing about that.
6:20 Speaker 00 Yeah, you didn't know that?
6:21 Matt McCusker? That's what they get promised. They get, literally get promised seventy-two virgins when they like blow up a school bus. They're supposed to be greeted by seventy-two.
6:28 Speaker 01 Wow.
6:28 Matt McCusker? Virgins too, not just like maybe fucked around a little bit, but like virgins.
6:33 Speaker 00 And you lived it.
6:34 Speaker 01 Well, okay. This podcast is a brand risk. This is a brand risk waiting to happen, Jesus Christ.
6:41 Matt McCusker? You can edit, you can edit, whatever.
6:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you tell us.
6:47 Speaker 01 You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last ten minutes. I'm like, did we fuck up yet?
6:52 Speaker 00 No, you support the stuff.
6:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, nah.
6:53 Matt McCusker? No, that is pretty.
6:54 Speaker 00 By the way, fuck you. I've watched, I've watched your, I've watched your stuff.
6:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, you get it. We're all, we're all, yeah, we're all everywhere with it, man. Nah, you know.
7:02 Matt McCusker? Dude, that's.
7:02 Speaker 01 But nah, I, I'm, I actually, yeah, nah, this show, this show is gonna be dope, man. I actually love this whole shit that we did. And it's owned by us, so it doesn't feel like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do. Like, everything we've done comedically has always been from me or my team, you know, our voice.
7:21 Matt McCusker? Yeah. So do you like, is it true? Cause I've heard in those like shows, you kind of ply the house with alcohol. You're gonna have like a lot of alcohol. How are you gonna keep people, are you just gonna?
7:29 Speaker 01 No, with us, nah, we, we, we had some sponsors. Like, we had Happy Dad, we had Taylor Port. But we didn't really like do it like that, cause I think naturally the girls are catty, man. They, they naturally were just ready to fight.
7:42 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
7:43 Speaker 01 Just because the cameras are around.
7:44 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
7:44 Speaker 01 A lot of the girls just were doing it, just, we were like, yo, what the fuck? Did you just fight her for it? And she's like, oh, the bitch was talking over me. No point. There's, there's no reason why you would just go and bat her in the face for no reason. So a lot of it, yeah, a lot of this shit was real and it just didn't make sense. I think, you know, with women, they wanna be kind of like this new culture of like baddies or, you remember Bad Girls Club, that whole shit is like a thing. So yeah, with, with this show, you're gonna see a lot of that type of shit.
8:12 Matt McCusker? Nice.
8:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
8:14 Matt McCusker? That would be awesome, man.
8:15 Speaker 00 What happened to the man?
8:18 Speaker 00 Done dude.
8:19 Matt McCusker? I think he thought about the baddies.
8:20 Speaker 00 Stud talk, yeah, he's headed back to his.
8:22 Speaker 01 Is this one of y'all's house?
8:23 Speaker 00 This is my house.
8:24 Speaker 01 Oh, this is your house?
8:24 Speaker 00 Yeah, Lemare used to live here.
8:26 Speaker 01 Who?
8:26 Speaker 00 He just moved out, the guy that just went back to his.
8:29 Matt McCusker? The guy who had a coffee.
8:30 Speaker 00 Back to his office, back to his beach laboratory, dude, that's where he used to.
8:32 Speaker 01 There's no furniture in that back room over there.
8:34 Speaker 00 No, we just had it cleared out, he was jacking off back there.
8:39 Speaker 00 I was in Philly for the last five, six months and Lemare just lived here.
8:42 Speaker 01 Why did y'all clear the whole room out?
8:44 Speaker 00 He made it his gaming room. And then lied to me about jacking off in there. He said he didn't jack off.
8:49 Speaker 03 Only once.
8:52 Speaker 00 He said once?
8:52 Speaker 03 Just once dude.
8:53 Speaker 01 You do give them a nod.
8:56 Matt McCusker? That's like when a cat pees in the basement, it's going to pee again.
8:59 Speaker 00 You cracked the seal on that room.
9:03 Speaker 00 No way you were getting hard in there and walking back in there.
9:07 Speaker 00 You're not walking outside.
9:09 Matt McCusker? It was an amphibious mission, he'd probably swim across the pool.
9:11 Speaker 00 Through the water.
9:14 Speaker 01 I had no idea you stayed here though, man.
9:16 Speaker 00 Yeah.
9:16 Speaker 01 I feel like all white comedians live here, I was just telling them that.
9:19 Speaker 00 Yeah.
9:19 Speaker 01 Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan.
9:23 Speaker 00 Yeah, no taxes.
9:24 Speaker 01 What, yeah, what is the reason?
9:25 Speaker 00 Taxes.
9:26 Speaker 01 Well, I think there's a couple of different places that have taxes.
9:28 Speaker 00 Uh, they, they don't have comedy clubs, like here, here you can do comedy every night of the week.
9:34 Speaker 01 Okay, okay.
9:35 Speaker 00 Versus like Tennessee and Florida.
9:36 Matt McCusker? Florida, yeah, Tennessee.
9:38 Speaker 00 Nashville could get it. They could have that.
9:42 Speaker 01 You open your own?
9:43 Speaker 00 Uh, I don't know, maybe.
9:45 Speaker 01 So go.
9:45 Speaker 00 But there to, I don't know, I'm gonna buy, build a comedy club.
9:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
9:48 Speaker 00 Somebody else.
9:49 Speaker 01 Why people don't indulge in their money, like you really didn't, this is like a regular house too.
9:52 Speaker 00 Yeah, this is like an Airbnb I just rented.
9:54 Speaker 01 You fly in jets though, man, you can't get a bigger house, like damn, like this is a nice house though.
10:00 Speaker 00 I think I will.
10:00 Speaker 01 Nice crib.
10:01 Speaker 00 Thank you.
10:02 Speaker 01 Yeah, for sure.
10:02 Speaker 00 Yeah, this is all I need, I'm never here.
10:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, that's true, you don't, you don't, you don't really need too much either.
10:07 Speaker 00 Yeah.
10:09 Speaker 01 You don't buy any designer shit? You're not wearing that type of bullshit?
10:12 Speaker 00 Fucking holes in my sweatpants.
10:14 Speaker 01 Why, though, man?
10:16 Matt McCusker? There is, well, there is something about if you like get in the lap of luxury, you feel dumb.
10:19 Speaker 01 I want to get to the bottom of it, but why? Because I, as a black guy, I want to know, like, dude, you have money. You got marks on your shoes. What's, what, both of y'all, y'all are just wearing, they're not good shoes anymore, bro. What the fuck do you mean? These are not good shoes. You guys, what, what is the name of those?
10:36 Matt McCusker? I have no idea.
10:37 Speaker 01 They have an M on it.
10:38 Matt McCusker? Kahours.
10:39 Speaker 01 Kahours? That sounds like a fucking cereal, man.
10:43 Speaker 00 You guys, you guys are gonna be wearing Kahours in about 10 years.
10:46 Speaker 01 Yeah, but I'm saying like.
10:49 Speaker 00 We, the whites, dictate the culture these days.
10:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, y'all are definitely leaf.
10:54 Speaker 00 Got the Carhartt overalls. My uncle was wearing those.
10:56 Speaker 01 No, I know, but it just, I don't get it, man.
11:00 Matt McCusker? It's like being, it's like a triad boss, dude. The guy who like sell hot dogs for 40 years, you just kind of move.
11:06 Speaker 01 But where are y'all putting y'all's money into? Like, where, where would you say you've spent the most money at? Is it cars?
11:13 Matt McCusker? Groceries.
11:13 Speaker 01 Women?
11:14 Speaker 00 Yeah, Grubhub.
11:15 Speaker 01 Groceries?
11:16 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
11:17 Speaker 00 Grubhub, Chipotle.
11:18 Matt McCusker? It's like $500 a week.
11:20 Speaker 01 That's good, though, man.
11:21 Matt McCusker? I just save it. I save it all, man.
11:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:23 Matt McCusker? Always ready for the fucking rug to get pulled out from under your feet.
11:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck does that mean?
11:30 Matt McCusker? Just have it all crumble, dude.
11:31 Speaker 01 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
11:32 Speaker 00 Can all come crashing down at any moment.
11:34 Speaker 01 I, I was just curious, because, you know, I never, even with you, I always ask.
11:37 Speaker 00 No, I should wear nicer clothes.
11:39 Speaker 01 So you don't even choose to do jets? They'll put you in a jet?
11:42 Speaker 00 A lot of times, yeah.
11:44 Speaker 01 But you're not just doing it on leisure?
11:47 Speaker 00 Yeah. It's usually with the gig, with the show, I'll be, that's in the contract, yeah.
11:52 Speaker 01 So you'll build that in intentionally?
11:54 Speaker 00 Yeah.
11:55 Speaker 01 Okay, so you like doing it?
11:56 Speaker 00 I do like doing that a lot.
11:57 Speaker 01 All right, so yours is kind of like.
11:58 Speaker 00 Absolutely.
11:59 Speaker 01 You're, you like to indulge in?
12:01 Speaker 00 Getting to and from the show.
12:03 Speaker 01 Yeah.
12:04 Speaker 00 That's it.
12:05 Speaker 01 That's it. Other than that, you're not gonna see you at a fucking trip club throwing money and shit, yeah.
12:10 Speaker 00 Not anymore. Those days are gone.
12:13 Speaker 01 That, that was your thing?
12:14 Speaker 00 No, I, no, I never really did that.
12:16 Speaker 01 Oh, okay, okay, that's good.
12:17 Matt McCusker? Where, how do you indulge? What's your?
12:19 Speaker 01 His girlfriend must be here, huh?
12:20 Speaker 00 Yeah.
12:23 Speaker 01 I always know when a girl's around somewhere. I'm like, yo, what are you doing, man? When I talked to you on the phone, you weren't talking like that.
12:31 Speaker 00 Shrewski, you gonna shut the fuck up right now?
12:33 Speaker 01 I said, shut the fuck up!
12:35 Speaker 00 What are you doing?
12:37 Speaker 01 Yo!
12:40 Speaker 01 You're a completely different person right now, man. What are you doing, man?
12:45 Matt McCusker? Yeah, naked girls?
12:46 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
12:47 Speaker 00 Naked girls dancing? No, I hate it.
12:48 Speaker 01 I respect that, man. You're a humble dude, bro. And just speaking to you, you also as well. Go ahead.
12:54 Matt McCusker? Thank you, man. How do you indulge? What are you, what's your...
12:57 Speaker 01 Man, I try, I try not to do the same. Like, I try to, you know, spend a little here and there, but definitely not one of the guys that'll buy a bunch of cars or...
13:06 Speaker 00 Yeah.
13:07 Speaker 01 You know, houses or nothing, spots, none of that shit. I like to, I like to invest back into whatever we're doing. Like, even with the show that we're doing right now, like, I like to spend my money there. Or even with auditions, like, that shit's expensive to go city to city and try to do these auditions. People don't know that. And a lot of times when I show the production, like, even my cameraman right here film, he'll, he'll take pictures of behind the scenes, and people are like, "What the fuck? Is that many people behind...?" It's like a whole thing, so...
13:36 Matt McCusker? Yeah, yeah.
13:36 Speaker 01 It's not easy doing that, but I, I like to spend my money in that way instead of, you know, on all that bullshit.
13:43 Speaker 00 You wanna know something wild?
13:44 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
13:45 Speaker 00 I saw a fucking drone last night.
13:47 Matt McCusker? Where?
13:47 Speaker 01 A drone?
13:48 Speaker 00 Yeah, one of the drones.
13:49 Speaker 01 What?
13:50 Speaker 00 You hear about the drones? Yeah.
13:53 Speaker 01 No, I haven't heard about it.
13:53 Speaker 00 Saw it last night. You didn't hear about the drones in New Jersey?
13:56 Speaker 01 No.
13:56 Speaker 00 That's crazy. You're just hearing about this?
13:59 Speaker 01 What news outlet was that on?
14:01 Speaker 00 Everything.
14:01 Speaker 01 Shade Room?
14:03 Matt McCusker? Yeah, they were... I thought they were aliens.
14:05 Speaker 01 You see how it wiped out? He's like, "No, it's not on fucking Shade Room." Where, where, where, where did y'all, where, where was that at?
14:11 Speaker 00 Right here, I saw it outside.
14:13 Speaker 01 There was a drone, like, a real...
14:15 Speaker 00 Like, big fucking huge drone. For like, an hour, it was flying, and it would come around, it was doing the same lap over and over.
14:22 Matt McCusker? It might have actually been, it might have been someone just watching you.
14:24 Speaker 00 It was a, it was a real big fucking drone.
14:27 Speaker 01 What?
14:27 Speaker 00 And it was far, like, it was high.
14:29 Speaker 01 Do you feel like, um, do you believe in all the alien shit?
14:33 Speaker 00 No, I, I, I just don't think anyone knows what the drones are. No one, I mean, if you've never heard of this story, I probably sound like a fucking maniac.
14:40 Speaker 01 The fucking camera drone thing.
14:41 Speaker 00 Yeah, but there's drones right now that people, no one knows what they are. And the government won't tell us what they are. And they're like SUV sized drones.
14:49 Speaker 01 In the air.
14:50 Speaker 00 In the air.
14:50 Matt McCusker? That's how big they are?
14:51 Speaker 01 But I'm saying, does it look like a circle? Is it like the?
14:54 Speaker 00 No, it's like, uh, it kinda looks almost like a plane, but it's, it's got lights everywhere. I'll show you.
14:59 Matt McCusker? Damn, it's tricked out?
15:00 Speaker 01 Yeah, I need to see this.
15:01 Matt McCusker? It's got the ground effects?
15:02 Speaker 01 Nah, that does, that does sound interesting though. I just, I've never seen.
15:06 Speaker 00 Is it, I mean, it's not that exciting, but there it is last night. It's far away.
15:10 Matt McCusker? You got raw footage?
15:10 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:11 Speaker 01 Bro, this is a fucking plane, nigga.
15:13 Speaker 00 No, it's not.
15:15 Speaker 00 I knew this was gonna happen, I was afraid.
15:17 Speaker 01 This is a fucking plane!
15:18 Speaker 00 I was afraid to tell you guys.
15:19 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm literally looking at it. This is a plane with red lights on. This might have been an emergency plane.
15:23 Matt McCusker? Trust me daddy.
15:26 Speaker 01 Nah, nah, nah, I see what you're saying though. Hold on.
15:28 Matt McCusker? And it was just doing fucking, it was?
15:30 Speaker 01 Nah, it does look very different.
15:32 Speaker 00 It was literally just doing circles for as long as I was out there.
15:35 Matt McCusker? What the fuck?
15:35 Speaker 00 You'd see it every like twenty minutes.
15:37 Speaker 01 So other people have seen this and?
15:38 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:39 Speaker 01 That nobody has said what, exactly what it was.
15:41 Speaker 00 No, people are, senators are literally asking the government to tell us what it is and they won't.
15:45 Matt McCusker? Damn.
15:47 Speaker 01 Well, they know you're here. I'll tell you that.
15:49 Speaker 00 They got?
15:50 Speaker 01 Whatever it is, they know that Shane Gillis is, is, is in this house.
15:53 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:54 Speaker 01 Nah, that's interesting.
15:55 Speaker 00 The first video.
15:56 Speaker 01 I've never actually seen nothing like that for real.
15:58 Speaker 00 The first video is very good.
15:59 Speaker 01 It kinda looks like something.
16:01 Matt McCusker? I see what you're saying, looking like a plane?
16:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, it kinda has like the flash.
16:04 Speaker 00 Uh. So with my naked eye.
16:06 Matt McCusker? But looking at that flight path, that's an irregular flight, flight path for sure.
16:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, cause it's not just going through, it stopped and then went back to other ways.
16:13 Speaker 00 Filming it never does it justice.
16:14 Matt McCusker? I do, trust me.
16:15 Speaker 00 I saw it, I saw it live.
16:16 Speaker 01 Why does nobody have good HD footage of shit?
16:19 Speaker 00 I don't know, I tried to film it and it just got blurry.
16:23 Speaker 01 I feel like nobody has a good HD footage of nothing that we don't know about.
16:27 Speaker 00 Oh, this is.
16:30 Speaker 00 Yeah, she was, my girlfriend was making fun of me for being old because I couldn't film it.
16:36 Speaker 04 Shit, what?
16:39 Speaker 04 Well, you can fucking do it.
16:42 Speaker 00 That's good UFO footage. Well, you fucking film it. I can't film it. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
16:47 Speaker 01 Nobody has good footage in none of this shit, bro. That's the fucked up part of all this shit.
16:52 Matt McCusker? This episode is brought to you by Viore.
16:54 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah.
16:55 Matt McCusker? I've been wearing the Sunday Performance joggers and I'll be honest, I didn't expect to have opinions about joggers, but I do.
17:01 Speaker 00 Well, I know you do.
17:02 Matt McCusker? Well, they're soft, lightweight and have four-way stretch, so they can move with you with no restriction. They're technically workout clothes, so you can train in them, but they don't look like workout clothes. You can wear them out and people will think you've got your life together. Honestly, they're comfier than whatever you're wearing right now, unless you're already wearing Viore, in which case, respect.
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17:50 Matt McCusker? For the UAP?
17:51 Speaker 00 I can't have girl vouch.
17:53 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
17:53 Speaker 00 You know what I mean?
17:54 Matt McCusker? For what?
17:55 Speaker 00 To see a UFO, you can't have a woman be like, yeah, we saw it.
17:57 Matt McCusker? Why? Because they believe everything?
18:00 Speaker 00 No one's gonna believe the woman, but I do have, O'Connor was there too.
18:05 Speaker 00 You can't have a female.
18:08 Speaker 00 You need two male witnesses.
18:12 Speaker 00 Any female witness is nullified, dude.
18:14 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
18:15 Speaker 00 One male witness is equal to like five female witnesses.
18:17 Matt McCusker? Prosecutor just hits him with their horoscope in the stand. They're like, yes, I believe everything. Like, alright, your honor, rest my case.
18:23 Speaker 01 Nah, honestly, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know if I believe in that shit, man. It's definitely something out there in the ocean, but I don't know about it anywhere.
18:30 Speaker 00 Yeah, I don't think that was, I don't think there was like an alien UFO.
18:33 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think that was some government shit.
18:34 Speaker 00 Fucking weird government thing to do. I'm gonna be out there tonight.
18:37 Speaker 01 Either that or your neighbors just are on some, trying to fuck with you.
18:41 Speaker 00 There's also a chance it's just a guy.
18:43 Speaker 01 Yeah.
18:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, just a neighbor.
18:44 Speaker 01 Just having fun with it.
18:45 Speaker 00 It's a big fucking drum.
18:46 Speaker 01 But you said you saw it on an outlet.
18:48 Matt McCusker? Oh, dude, it was on the news. There was like.
18:50 Speaker 01 It was on the news.
18:50 Matt McCusker? They were everywhere. So it was like people really were calling them.
18:54 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's not a neighbor.
18:56 Matt McCusker? Yeah, no.
18:57 Speaker 00 That could be China.
18:58 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it could be China. Although, why would they, like, they have, they get it.
19:02 Speaker 00 It could be China.
19:05 Matt McCusker? China could have.
19:05 Speaker 01 And why do they want to come to Austin, Texas?
19:07 Matt McCusker? That's what I'm trying to figure out.
19:08 Speaker 00 A lot of tech, a lot of tech down here.
19:09 Speaker 01 There's nothing here, bro.
19:11 Speaker 00 It's all tech now.
19:12 Speaker 01 It's tech?
19:13 Speaker 00 Yeah, Elon Musk.
19:13 Speaker 01 So this is like, kind of like the new Portland?
19:15 Speaker 00 Yeah. This is a lot of tech down there.
19:18 Matt McCusker? Yeah, led by Elon Musk. Dude, how, what'd you think about his, uh, pouring his heart out?
19:22 Speaker 00 Pouring his heart out like that?
19:23 Matt McCusker? Yeah, did you see that?
19:24 Speaker 00 See Elon Musk could have fucking.
19:25 Matt McCusker? Did you even see the Nazi salute from Elon Musk?
19:27 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, I did see that, yeah.
19:28 Speaker 00 That was.
19:29 Matt McCusker? And he, he claims he was.
19:30 Speaker 00 That was tough to defend, bro.
19:32 Matt McCusker? He's like, I'm sending my heart to you, and he pounded his chest and then tossed his hand up.
19:35 Speaker 01 And threw it out, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:37 Matt McCusker? I mean, that is either.
19:37 Speaker 01 I think a lot of the shit he be doing, sometimes he be trolling too.
19:40 Matt McCusker? You think that? That's a wild.
19:42 Speaker 01 Cause he's heavy on, on Twitter and shit.
19:44 Matt McCusker? He is.
19:44 Speaker 01 He's always like laughing at jokes on there.
19:47 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah.
19:47 Speaker 01 Shit that AB posts.
19:48 Speaker 00 He's trying to do like the crack.
19:49 Speaker 01 Like the Cracker of the Year Awards and all that. He always laughs at shit like that. So I think he's, he knows what he's doing. He, he's very funny.
19:57 Speaker 00 But toss him a fucking.
19:58 Speaker 01 Yeah, that was crazy though. That's not that much, not at an inauguration.
20:02 Speaker 00 You can't do that at a political rally.
20:03 Matt McCusker? And then, and then being like, oh my God, enough with the Nazi stuff, dude. It's such a, it's like, that was wild.
20:09 Speaker 00 That was a close one.
20:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
20:11 Speaker 00 I'm usually quick to defend that one.
20:13 Speaker 01 Why didn't you go? I, I saw like.
20:15 Speaker 00 Uh, I was, uh, I went to the Notre Dame National Championship.
20:18 Speaker 01 You were invited for sure, though.
20:20 Speaker 00 I was, uh, not through the administration, I don't think.
20:23 Speaker 01 You're one of the pure ones.
20:23 Speaker 00 AB, AB invited me. I got invited with AB.
20:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:27 Speaker 00 Which was tough to turn down. Yeah.
20:30 Speaker 01 Antonio Brown was at the.
20:31 Speaker 00 Antonio Brown was at the inauguration.
20:34 Speaker 01 Okay.
20:34 Speaker 00 Steve Ovont and the Paul brothers. I mean, that was a crazy lineup.
20:37 Matt McCusker? Dude, it was.
20:38 Speaker 01 I didn't even know he was, I didn't see him, I didn't see AB in none of those pictures.
20:41 Matt McCusker? I didn't see him either.
20:41 Speaker 00 He was there.
20:43 Speaker 01 For sure.
20:43 Speaker 00 Yeah.
20:44 Speaker 01 You know.
20:44 Speaker 00 I saw a picture of him and Trump, and he invited me to go with him.
20:47 Speaker 01 He took a picture with Trump? How is this not, I, I have not seen none of that shit.
20:51 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I haven't seen it either. I saw the Paul brothers were there.
20:53 Speaker 01 I saw one of the, uh, it was this black guy there doing an MLK speech.
20:58 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah, and Trump's behind him, kind of fucking laughing.
21:01 Speaker 01 If you're a brother in America, he really, that guy set us back right there. I don't know what. I don't know what he even put that accent on for. I don't know why he, yeah, it was a lot, man.
21:13 Matt McCusker? So he hit like the old preacher accent?
21:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, he just really just, it's like, damn, bro.
21:18 Matt McCusker? What was he doing? He's like, we will have Panera one day.
21:21 Speaker 01 Well, you, don't do it. You don't, yeah, you.
21:25 Speaker 01 You're not allowed to do it.
21:31 Speaker 01 Let's leave it alone, just fuck it.
21:32 Matt McCusker? That was just for clarification.
21:34 Speaker 01 Nah, it just doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right when you went to go and do that.
21:39 Speaker 00 That's how we both naturally talk. This is our radio voice right now.
21:42 Matt McCusker? We've been code switching this whole time.
21:44 Speaker 00 Whenever we talk, we're like, "Yeah, I'd like some Chipotle. Could I get chicken bowl with rice?" And he says, "Yeah, no problem, Shane."
21:55 Speaker 01 "One day, the portions will be bigger." "Is this some bullshit?"
22:00 Speaker 00 That's just how we talk normally.
22:01 Speaker 01 Brand is great. This is not a brand risk. I just hope we have a cease and desist letter. This is, this is getting bad.
22:11 Matt McCusker? Nah. Our lawyers are counter back with white boys crazy.
22:13 Speaker 01 White boys crazy.
22:19 Matt McCusker? Damn, Juicy, you're the man.
22:20 Speaker 00 Oh, man. Can you do, can you do a good MLK?
22:24 Speaker 01 Uh, nah, I just, see, I'm gonna just leave that alone, cuz that guy, he definitely, that guy definitely, he set us back so bad that I wouldn't even, I don't even think we even need to impersonate MLK. I don't even know why that guy did that. And if you look at Trump and Elon Musk and everybody's face when he was doing it, it just like, uh...
22:43 Speaker 00 It was crazy.
22:44 Speaker 01 It was, I don't know why.
22:45 Speaker 00 It was almost as crazy as the Hitler salute.
22:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, they were, they were like trying not to laugh. It was almost like, "Bro, why are you doing this?"
22:52 Speaker 00 Cuz it is funny.
22:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's like...
22:54 Speaker 00 It's like, we know that's not how you talk, what are you doing?
22:56 Speaker 01 God, yeah, it was bad, it was bad. Who is that guy? Was he a pastor?
23:00 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
23:02 Matt McCusker? Yeah, let's, I'm kinda, I didn't see that, I'm kinda, I missed everything on the internet yesterday. How do you Google that, by the way?
23:12 Speaker 00 Yeah, don't say, yeah.
23:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's not the best person to impersonate during an inauguration.
23:17 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
23:18 Speaker 01 They could've just played a clip, I think, would've.
23:20 Matt McCusker? True.
23:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, I knew he was a rapper.
23:25 Matt McCusker? What was he stoked on? Was he just like stoked on Trump or like?
23:29 Speaker 00 I think unity.
23:31 Matt McCusker? Okay, that's what's up. I mean, that's nice. That's good.
23:34 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's dope.
23:36 Matt McCusker? It truly is though. If you're gonna give the speech, oh.
23:39 Speaker 01 Well, that's good. Everybody, nobody had anything bad. Oh, wow. Yeah, no, that guy's good. Yeah, that's a good dude.
23:45 Matt McCusker? He could have just been like, alright.
23:46 Speaker 01 For him to just come in there for unity, that's.
23:49 Matt McCusker? That's actually nice. And maybe he just got carried away. The spirit of the moment, he was just like, fuck it, I can't control myself. Let rip.
23:56 Speaker 00 I mean, Musk, Musk got carried away too.
23:58 Matt McCusker? Yeah, he saw Musk doing a fucking Nazi salute. He's like, I'm doing the voice. Fuck this. I'm gonna have fun too.
24:04 Speaker 00 It's the 40s and 50s again. Everybody's going back. Let's just do whatever we were doing.
24:09 Matt McCusker? That was weird though, seeing like the.
24:11 Speaker 01 Everybody was trying to get in their back.
24:13 Speaker 00 Going back in time.
24:16 Speaker 01 And then you saw the Paul brothers got into it with, um.
24:19 Matt McCusker? Theo Von.
24:20 Speaker 01 Theo. I thought it was a joke at first, but Theo really.
24:23 Speaker 00 Yeah.
24:23 Speaker 01 He hopped on.
24:24 Matt McCusker? Classic bullying, dude. They fucked up his chair and had him fall.
24:26 Speaker 01 He was serious, bro.
24:27 Matt McCusker? Yeah, you'd be embarrassed. Imagine falling at the inauguration.
24:29 Speaker 00 Theo said it didn't happen.
24:30 Matt McCusker? Huh?
24:31 Speaker 00 Theo came back and said, my bad. Turns out they didn't fuck with the chair.
24:35 Speaker 01 But was he trolling?
24:36 Speaker 00 I don't think. I think he was serious. I have no idea. I didn't talk to him about it. I think he seemed serious.
24:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
24:41 Matt McCusker? I was, I was ready to ride.
24:42 Speaker 01 Theo's one of those guys you never really know sometimes.
24:44 Speaker 00 Yeah, you can't really tell, but that seemed serious.
24:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, he seemed, yeah, cause why, cause it didn't seem like anything he was joking about. Yeah, there's no joking, none of the shit he was tweeting out.
24:53 Speaker 00 Unless he sells a fight with them.
24:55 Matt McCusker? True.
24:56 Speaker 00 Cause he just goes and gets knocked out by the Paul brothers.
25:01 Matt McCusker? I was ready to ride against the Paul brothers.
25:02 Speaker 01 Hey, that's one way he could be selling that fight.
25:05 Speaker 00 Maybe he sells just getting knocked out in a couple of months.
25:07 Matt McCusker? That'd be so sick.
25:08 Speaker 01 Yeah.
25:09 Speaker 00 Yeah, falling through a chair out of anywhere is hell, but inauguration, that's.
25:14 Matt McCusker? That is funny to think about. Logan, Logan's the boxer, right? Or Jake? Jake Paul?
25:18 Speaker 01 Nah, they both do it.
25:20 Matt McCusker? Yeah, nah, one fake fight. Logan is like a WWF guy.
25:23 Speaker 01 I think he, he did that after, after he did the Floyd one. He was like, fuck this.
25:26 Speaker 00 Yeah, he boxed Floyd Mayweather.
25:28 Matt McCusker? Oh, he did?
25:28 Speaker 00 Yeah.
25:29 Speaker 01 Yeah.
25:30 Matt McCusker? Oh, yeah, I get him confused.
25:31 Speaker 00 They both boxed, but the younger brother's the one.
25:35 Speaker 01 Still don't.
25:35 Speaker 00 Who just beat the fuck out of Mike Tyson.
25:40 Matt McCusker? So unnecessary.
25:41 Speaker 00 That was fucked up too, man.
25:42 Matt McCusker? So bad. Yeah, that was like sad, man.
25:44 Speaker 00 Yeah.
25:44 Speaker 01 They had Mike like butt naked in locker rooms getting prepared.
25:47 Speaker 00 I think that was Mike.
25:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
25:49 Speaker 00 I think Mike was doing that.
25:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, that's what I said.
25:51 Speaker 00 Yeah.
25:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out.
25:55 Matt McCusker? Yeah, true.
25:56 Speaker 01 But that might have just been, I think that's from other fights though, man. I think he had, I think he's got to form a CTE for sure.
26:03 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
26:04 Speaker 01 There's, there's, there's a lot of people with functional CTE. There's CTE that you can notice off bat, but then there's like the functional kind.
26:09 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
26:10 Speaker 01 That like you could still, you could say wild shit and get away with it a little bit.
26:14 Matt McCusker? It's like AIDS.
26:15 Speaker 01 Tyson is one of them. Yeah, exactly.
26:16 Matt McCusker? It's like if you have enough money.
26:17 Speaker 01 Yeah. And eventually it spreads and spreads until, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:21 Matt McCusker? You just give it to all your girlfriends.
26:26 Speaker 01 Okay, well, I don't know about that.
26:28 Matt McCusker? That's what I thought you were talking about.
26:29 Speaker 01 I don't think you spread it like that. I think it spreads through the brain.
26:34 Speaker 00 It does. Yeah, that's actually a decent point.
26:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:36 Speaker 00 CTE does get, can kinda spread.
26:39 Speaker 01 He's got a point.
26:39 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
26:40 Speaker 00 They got it from somebody who probably had CTE too.
26:43 Speaker 01 Who's some functional CTE people that you feel like have functional CTE?
26:47 Speaker 00 I think it's probably just most former NFL guys.
26:50 Matt McCusker? Yeah, anytime they flash to a UFC fighter, one of those things.
26:53 Speaker 01 Nah, yeah, some of the fighters have it too.
26:54 Speaker 00 The old UFC fighters.
26:56 Matt McCusker? Yeah, they're wrecked, dude.
26:57 Speaker 00 Real old, yeah.
26:57 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
26:58 Speaker 00 Yeah.
26:58 Matt McCusker? It's gotta be kinda sick to just be like, fuck it, yeah, I'm just gonna get my head, my bell rang and just rock with CTE for a while. Once you get over the fear, it's gotta be kinda nice. Gamble whenever you feel like it. Fucking smash everything in your house.
27:09 Speaker 01 Yo, those gamble companies, they'll be on you too. They'll be looking for those people with us.
27:17 Speaker 01 You been seeing that, uh, you know about Bob Minery?
27:21 Speaker 00 I know of him.
27:21 Speaker 01 He's been promoting the fuck out of some gamble company.
27:24 Speaker 00 Oh, really?
27:25 Speaker 01 Oh, man. They got him by the balls, man. He just promoting every.
27:29 Matt McCusker? Who's that?
27:30 Speaker 01 He's, he usually does shit with like, uh, Nuk Boys.
27:33 Matt McCusker? Okay.
27:34 Speaker 01 And, and different shit around that. But I don't know the name of the company, but it is funny, man. He'll do a promotion and then take it down in like an hour. He'd be like, if you wanna win free tickets, come out to a game with me and just have this, all this shit you gotta do. And then he'd be like, ah, fuck those people. I'm not doing that shit no more. This company is such, you know, what the fuck just happened, bro? You got all these people signed up for the hour. And he's like, if you guys sign up, I'm sorry. Tomorrow we'll do a different one. I'm like, yo, this is the worst business I've ever seen in my life. But you know, those companies, they just like, they got money, man.
28:09 Matt McCusker? Dude, tons of money. Apparently they've been like killing it harder than anyone can imagine. Like billions of dollars out of the state of New Jersey alone.
28:17 Speaker 01 Yeah.
28:18 Matt McCusker? You had to know that. Sager and Jett is big on that. The guy from Breaking Points was, he was hipping me to the stats and they're not good.
28:23 Speaker 00 Yeah, we never had, we never had betting like this.
28:26 Matt McCusker? I know.
28:26 Speaker 00 You had to go to Atlantic City or?
28:27 Speaker 01 I don't think they were able to promote it back in.
28:30 Speaker 00 Yeah, it was illegal. They just made it legal. Now every single person gambles.
28:34 Speaker 01 Well, after LeBron James started doing commercials, like.
28:36 Speaker 00 Was he?
28:37 Speaker 01 Yeah. He does one, um, right now with Kevin Hart, I think.
28:41 Speaker 00 Oh yeah, that's right.
28:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
28:44 Matt McCusker? Damn, his deal just ended with China and now he's doing gambling?
28:51 Speaker 00 I was mad at LeBron during the national title.
28:53 Matt McCusker? Why, why? Oh, he was Ohio.
28:55 Speaker 00 Yeah, he was in the, in the box.
28:57 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah. I mean, you had to know.
28:58 Speaker 00 Put a crown on his own head. I was just.
29:00 Speaker 01 You knew Notre Dame wasn't gonna win that.
29:02 Speaker 00 I didn't think Notre Dame was gonna win, but.
29:04 Speaker 01 Yeah.
29:05 Matt McCusker? First drive looked good.
29:05 Speaker 00 Great season.
29:06 Speaker 01 You gave him pep talk though?
29:08 Speaker 00 I did.
29:08 Speaker 01 You did?
29:10 Speaker 00 I'm not supposed to.
29:11 Speaker 01 Well, that might've been the reason right there. That shit didn't happen.
29:13 Matt McCusker? What happened?
29:14 Speaker 00 No, just met the boys in the morning, gave them a little.
29:18 Matt McCusker? How'd that go?
29:18 Speaker 00 It was incredible. I think I'm not supposed to talk about it.
29:21 Matt McCusker? Okay, okay, okay.
29:22 Speaker 00 I think they want me to kind of.
29:23 Matt McCusker? True, true, true.
29:24 Speaker 00 But no, that was awesome. Uh, yeah. Got to meet Marcus Freeman before the game. Phil talked to him. It was nice.
29:32 Matt McCusker? That's awesome.
29:33 Speaker 00 Phil made his way all the way back to the title after the week two heart attack.
29:36 Matt McCusker? Huge.
29:37 Speaker 00 Beast.
29:38 Matt McCusker? How did you, so you, how did you feel about the game? Did you feel all right with, I mean, it was?
29:41 Speaker 00 I, I knew it was, I, I was like 21-7. I was like, that's game.
29:45 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
29:45 Speaker 00 And then, uh. They were close. I mean, they cut it, they cut it to one score with like four minutes and then questionable decision to try to kick a field goal for no reason down 16 or whatever.
29:57 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
29:58 Speaker 00 But great season. We'll be back for sure. We gotta raise some money for the Irish now.
30:04 Speaker 01 No, they've got plenty of money, man.
30:06 Speaker 00 I'm gonna give them a little.
30:07 Speaker 01 Those guys.
30:07 Matt McCusker? Yeah, sorry. That's where all the money's going.
30:09 Speaker 00 That's where all the money's going. I'm going, fuck my family. It's going straight to Notre Dame football. I was looking.
30:16 Speaker 01 The booster club's eating, man.
30:17 Speaker 00 Yeah, I was looking at the confetti, watching Ohio State score, just sitting there going, I called my agent immediately. I was like, let's book a show and give all the money to Notre Dame. Notre Dame needs a champion. I woke up the next day like, ah, fuck. Fuck, that's a lot of money.
30:35 Matt McCusker? You just take your half of the, uh, pros, like the fire show you're doing. Like, actually, Bill, I'll donate my own half to Notre Dame.
30:42 Speaker 00 Fuck the, fuck, fuck the LA fires. Let's go to, Notre Dame needs a D tackle.
30:47 Speaker 00 I need to give that to an 18 year old.
30:53 Speaker 01 I think y'all, y'all did something for the LA fires.
30:55 Speaker 00 That's on Monday. Me and Burr, me and Burr are gonna do a show out there.
31:00 Matt McCusker? Where's it at? Where's the show at?
31:02 Speaker 00 I don't know. In LA. I forget what it's called. The Wiltern? Is that what it is? The Wiltern?
31:07 Speaker 01 They were talking about that when I was over there.
31:09 Speaker 00 Yeah, it'll be good.
31:10 Speaker 01 Yeah. I thought it was something for kids. I thought it was a, uh, like a fundraiser.
31:16 Speaker 00 What, what I'm doing?
31:17 Speaker 01 Yeah, I thought.
31:18 Speaker 00 It's a fundraiser for the fires.
31:19 Speaker 01 Okay.
31:20 Speaker 00 For LA.
31:20 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I think it's going towards, um, Randy Quaid's mansion.
31:25 Speaker 00 Now, what's happening is, uh, what's happening is all those rich people whose houses burnt down, not that I'm like, fuck them, but they are all renting apartments now in LA. And the prices are just.
31:38 Matt McCusker? Oh, fuck.
31:39 Speaker 00 Everyone's fucked now. Cause now thousands of rich people are just buying.
31:44 Matt McCusker? Came down from the hills and they're just crushing it.
31:46 Speaker 00 Like landlords are calling people like, hey, get the fuck out of here.
31:48 Matt McCusker? That's fucked.
31:49 Speaker 00 I got a guy who's gonna pay triple what you're paying. And if people don't know the laws, they're just like, oh, fuck, my landlord said I had to leave.
31:55 Matt McCusker? That sucks.
31:56 Speaker 00 Yeah. So.
31:58 Speaker 01 What the fuck are y'all talking about?
32:00 Matt McCusker? The fires, they're, yeah, the, the rich.
32:02 Speaker 00 There were fires in LA.
32:05 Speaker 00 Did you, you don't know the fucking drones?
32:07 Speaker 01 Did you hear about it?
32:10 Speaker 01 No, no, no, that shit was a crazy situation for real. You know what's crazy? We had just eaten at that, um, at that Nobu. I think, I don't know if that shit burnt down.
32:19 Speaker 00 Yeah, I don't, I don't know anything about all that. So they were telling me where shit was burning.
32:23 Speaker 01 Like a Malibu area, they got like a bunch of restaurants on the water. But I saw a lot of that shit burning down on that whole strip. Damn. Like the houses and everything. I don't know, Nobu or Soho might still be there.
32:35 Speaker 00 Mm-hmm.
32:36 Speaker 01 Yeah.
32:36 Matt McCusker? But you were there after the fire or right before?
32:38 Speaker 01 Nah, it was like, like two days before it started. We were just there.
32:42 Speaker 00 Was it fucking windy?
32:42 Speaker 01 And then I saw the videos of it, of somebody driving through that same area.
32:46 Speaker 00 Oh, wow.
32:47 Speaker 01 And I was like, damn, this shit looks completely, like swept through. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't, I don't know what all got affected by it.
32:56 Matt McCusker? Well, it was weird too, cause like you look at the footage and there'd be one house left on the block and it's like, that'd be crazy to just come back and be like, oh, fuck.
33:03 Speaker 00 Yeah, I did it.
33:04 Matt McCusker? Shit, alright.
33:04 Speaker 00 Hey, I'll move back in.
33:06 Matt McCusker? Just move right back in. Shit, that's crazy. It's really fucked up.
33:09 Speaker 00 Fucking the moon.
33:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah, true.
33:12 Speaker 00 Craters everywhere, you're just in a house.
33:13 Matt McCusker? He's a Martian.
33:15 Speaker 01 That's crazy, man.
33:17 Matt McCusker? That's fucked up. Dude, I came across a-
33:19 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's fucked up, but y'all laughing over there, man. What y'all doing, bro? That's not cool, man.
33:23 Matt McCusker? Well, I gotta, I gotta fact that's gonna sober the room up. Dude, I heard recently, thirty-seven percent, this is gonna, this is gonna sober us up. Thirty-seven percent.
33:34 Speaker 01 You see, I'm trying to whisper into my mic. As he's talking.
33:38 Speaker 00 I don't think it's funny, but-
33:39 Speaker 01 Nah, all jokes aside, I really don't find that, none of that funny for real.
33:42 Matt McCusker? For sure.
33:42 Speaker 00 No, but I'm doing a fundraiser. What are you doing to help?
33:44 Speaker 01 I, uh, I was looking to come with y'all. That's why I brought it up. I wanted to, I wanted to involve myself with the guys.
33:52 Matt McCusker? There you go.
33:53 Speaker 01 I mean, they would love it. Anything y'all are doing to contribute.
33:55 Speaker 00 No, he was in Atlanta when I was, and I was like, cause I was going over to say what's up to the team before the game, and I was like, be nice to have Druski with me for the black players.
34:03 Speaker 01 Yeah.
34:04 Speaker 00 You know what I mean?
34:05 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
34:05 Speaker 00 I walk in, you know, the white, the O-line was hyped to see me.
34:08 Matt McCusker? True.
34:08 Speaker 00 So let's get the wideouts and DBs fired up.
34:11 Speaker 01 Let's get the running backs.
34:12 Speaker 00 Receiver's fired up.
34:13 Speaker 01 Let's get the running backs.
34:14 Speaker 00 Wideouts going a little.
34:17 Speaker 01 Not the running backs.
34:18 Speaker 00 Let's get Druski.
34:22 Speaker 01 Yo, you're stupid as fuck, bro.
34:23 Speaker 00 Linebackers know line, we're flying.
34:25 Speaker 01 Do they, how do they look at you like? They gotta, they gotta know who you are though. The black players know.
34:30 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah.
34:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
34:31 Speaker 00 I was surprised.
34:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, why though? They, they know who he is.
34:34 Speaker 00 A little, yeah.
34:34 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:35 Speaker 00 I didn't think they'd get as hyped. I was like, I was going into it like, no one's gonna give a fuck. This is gonna be awkward.
34:42 Speaker 00 I walked in, they're like, ah, sick.
34:44 Speaker 01 Nah, they fuck with you, man. Everybody do it.
34:47 Matt McCusker? Shannon Sharp used to do that where he'd be like, I can't believe all these white people know about me. It's like, dude, you have one of the biggest shows on YouTube. What are you talking about?
34:54 Speaker 01 His shit is jumping now too.
34:55 Matt McCusker? It's huge.
34:56 Speaker 01 After that Cat Williams situation, he's.
34:58 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
34:59 Speaker 01 I think it's like a ninety million for that one episode.
35:02 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
35:03 Speaker 01 He got paid from just that one episode.
35:05 Matt McCusker? Just that. Dude, the sex tape was kinda sus though. That was like.
35:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, I don't know if that was true.
35:09 Matt McCusker? How do you go on Instagram Live on accident?
35:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, that doesn't, that doesn't happen.
35:12 Matt McCusker? Yeah, then he just promoted his donor pills after.
35:14 Speaker 01 I don't, I, I, I don't think I'm buying that either. I don't know. I don't know if that actually happened for, for.
35:20 Matt McCusker? I mean, you know, more power to him if it was like a viral one.
35:22 Speaker 00 I feel like he would've went longer.
35:25 Speaker 01 What do you mean?
35:27 Speaker 00 If it was intentional, I think he would've went longer. That was quick, dude.
35:30 Speaker 01 I didn't, I didn't get to see how it ended either though.
35:33 Speaker 00 It was quick.
35:34 Matt McCusker? Well, yeah.
35:35 Speaker 00 It's like two minutes.
35:36 Matt McCusker? Yeah, but it could've.
35:36 Speaker 00 He was going hard though.
35:37 Matt McCusker? He could've said it all.
35:41 Speaker 01 He was going hard.
35:41 Speaker 00 He was growling.
35:42 Matt McCusker? Good girl. I think he had some good girls in there.
35:44 Speaker 00 It was intense.
35:45 Speaker 01 But see, that's the thing about it. If he was growling and doing all that, at some point you're about to bust. If you're doing all that, because once you get in the mind, you're already there.
35:52 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
35:52 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sounds, see that's, people don't talk about that enough. The sounds will get you.
35:56 Speaker 00 Fucking.
35:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, a girl can start talking.
35:57 Speaker 00 Girl makes one noise, I go, shut the fuck up.
36:00 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
36:01 Speaker 01 Okay, I don't.
36:02 Matt McCusker? It's true. It's true.
36:07 Speaker 00 I told you not to make a fucking sound.
36:10 Matt McCusker? I wear earplugs.
36:13 Matt McCusker? I wear that shit, guys. Wherever they land planes, I put that on.
36:16 Speaker 01 It's a mind thing, man. So that's why I feel like with, with his shit, it's like, you know.
36:21 Matt McCusker? Can you do that again? What do you, what do you usually say?
36:24 Speaker 00 Fuck it, the second is like, don't come, don't come, don't come. I'm right there. You go, oh shit. I was gonna shut that bitch goddamn.
36:34 Speaker 01 Nah, I feel like, cause immediately after he promoted like, um, this, these sex pills. So I don't know if that, that could have been a promotional thing, you know? Kind of like when Stupid Dog said he was done smoking.
36:46 Matt McCusker? Yeah, yeah.
36:47 Speaker 01 Came out with the, the fireless grill or whatever.
36:49 Matt McCusker? Yeah, some of that, that company could have slid right in real quick though. I'm like, dude, promote us, you're, everyone's talking about you grunting on that lady.
36:57 Speaker 01 You're right though, that shit was a quick hump.
36:59 Matt McCusker? It was quick.
37:00 Speaker 01 Yeah.
37:00 Matt McCusker? Yeah, but he could have been in the middle of humping and set it off mid.
37:03 Speaker 00 No, he had Instagram live.
37:04 Speaker 01 You gotta go through, what, somebody screen recorded everything you have to do to go live.
37:08 Matt McCusker? That's what I'm saying.
37:09 Speaker 01 And it was so, it was like seven different buttons you have to press.
37:14 Matt McCusker? Maybe the girl did it, maybe the girl did it on his phone. Cause that's, yeah, there's no way he did that on accident. That's what I was saying originally.
37:20 Speaker 01 Cause once you get to the open, once you get to the open, the, the fucking camera thing, which you slide over, you gotta keep swiping to get to the live. And then once you get to the live, it asks you again, are you sure?
37:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
37:32 Speaker 01 You want to go live?
37:35 Speaker 01 It's not a pocket dial. You gotta like literally get there and agree to everything that it's asking. So I, I don't know, I don't know.
37:42 Speaker 00 I'm glad he did it.
37:44 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, why would that be?
37:47 Speaker 00 It's just nice.
37:48 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
37:48 Speaker 00 I just like having it around. And also I think about it a lot.
37:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:52 Speaker 00 Maybe when I'm having sex, I go, good lord, if somebody heard me.
37:57 Matt McCusker? I listen to it to get hype. I listen, if I like got a show, I listen to it just to hype myself up.
38:01 Speaker 00 You put the sexy.
38:02 Matt McCusker? Put the audio in and just get hype before, right before I go on stage.
38:04 Speaker 00 That should be where you walk out then.
38:07 Speaker 00 Just play it for two minutes straight.
38:08 Matt McCusker? Oh, that's a good girl, yeah.
38:13 Speaker 01 Chris said that's a good girl.
38:15 Matt McCusker? He threw a couple of good girls in there, which is like, alright.
38:17 Speaker 01 Yeah, he did though. That's what made it believable with me. I think, once you start throwing shit like that in, it's like, oh, okay. This might be real.
38:23 Speaker 00 Fucked up.
38:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:25 Matt McCusker? Oh dude, talking her through an orgasm, like, yeah, good girl. That's what he was doing.
38:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:30 Speaker 00 Ew, bro.
38:31 Matt McCusker? He's just training, dude.
38:33 Speaker 01 That's more of a black thing though.
38:35 Speaker 00 Is it?
38:35 Speaker 01 What's good, my nigga? That's my boy.
38:38 Speaker 00 Oh, I was hoping.
38:39 Speaker 01 Yeah.
38:44 Matt McCusker? We're just in here running. We're here coming.
38:49 Matt McCusker? Dude, so this is what I was about to tell you guys to sober up the room. Apparently, you know Kinz, remember Kinsey, the sex researcher back in the 50s? They made a movie about this guy.
38:59 Speaker 01 Back in the what?
38:59 Matt McCusker? Back in like the 50s, this guy.
39:01 Speaker 01 How old are you, man?
39:03 Matt McCusker? Uh, I'm 38. Second, I was like, am I 50 years old?
39:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck?
39:07 Matt McCusker? So apparently in the 50s, this guy did like a crazy sex study where he like was interviewing housewives, dudes, and he was like, there's no one to talk about sex back then. And he was like, here's what's actually occurring. And apparently, I just learned this the other day, according to his stats, 37% of men had have had homosexual experiences defined by one of the men reaching orgasm back in the 50s. And that was self who reported. That's a crazy stat.
39:34 Speaker 01 What, okay, what made you fucking look this up?
39:37 Matt McCusker? My, my brother told me about it.
39:39 Speaker 01 Oh, you were jacking off.
39:40 Matt McCusker? No, I wasn't.
39:42 Speaker 01 Press said my fucking brother, right? In the middle of a good dick beat session, this guy was researching facts about how to come better.
39:52 Speaker 00 You definitely, he stopped, he stopped watching porn, now you're jacking off to fucking research.
39:58 Speaker 00 Don't act like you wouldn't jack off to some research.
40:02 Matt McCusker? I wouldn't jerk off to the research, the questionnaire, maybe, the questionnaire, maybe.
40:05 Speaker 00 The questionnaire.
40:06 Matt McCusker? If the questionnaire was charged enough, it'd be erotica.
40:10 Speaker 00 37% of dudes were around.
40:12 Matt McCusker? In the 50s, dude, I could be wrong. My brother could be misleading me. He could be, you know, leading me down.
40:16 Speaker 00 Like somebody came.
40:18 Matt McCusker? Yes. Two dudes partied, at least one dude came, if not both.
40:21 Speaker 01 That's interesting. What does your brother do?
40:23 Matt McCusker? He chills.
40:24 Speaker 00 He's chilling.
40:25 Speaker 01 Oh, he's not even.
40:25 Matt McCusker? He chills.
40:26 Speaker 01 He's not even working.
40:27 Matt McCusker? He's off the grid, bro.
40:28 Speaker 00 He's off the grid.
40:29 Matt McCusker? He's off the grid, man.
40:29 Speaker 01 Well, I understand why.
40:31 Speaker 00 He's doing research.
40:31 Speaker 01 I understand why.
40:34 Matt McCusker? He's in the dungeon, bro. But yeah, no, he, he just hit me with the fact.
40:37 Speaker 01 Press said he's in the dungeon, man.
40:40 Speaker 00 Cooking up. Research on guys being gay in the 50s.
40:44 Matt McCusker? Dude, I mean, is that a fucked up fact?
40:45 Speaker 00 It's an insane, insane statistic.
40:47 Matt McCusker? If true, look, Google it, dude, please, please produce this. Google, I want to know if my brother's misleading me.
40:52 Speaker 01 His brother, man.
40:53 Matt McCusker? Dude, 30s in the 50s, dude, that's crazy. And that's self reporting.
40:56 Speaker 00 It's good they included the jizz part, because otherwise, back then, everybody would be like, I was kind of fucking gay.
41:03 Speaker 01 I said goodnight to a guy when I was leaving a party.
41:09 Matt McCusker? Ten? My brother's fluffing the numbers, bro.
41:13 Speaker 00 Thirty-seven is crazy.
41:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, you need to call your brother, man. I wanna talk, I wanna talk to this guy.
41:19 Matt McCusker? I'm gonna fuck, I gotta get some clarification.
41:21 Speaker 01 Call him, what's his name? Cal?
41:23 Matt McCusker? Tom.
41:23 Speaker 01 Tom. Typical. I knew it was one of those three-letter names.
41:30 Matt McCusker? Put him on right now. Let me see if he can clarify.
41:32 Speaker 01 I wanna talk to him.
41:33 Matt McCusker? Oh shit, I don't know why I typed Thomas.
41:36 Speaker 01 Fuck Tom.
41:37 Matt McCusker? Let's go, let's get the clarification.
41:38 Speaker 01 Is he older or the younger brother?
41:40 Matt McCusker? He's my older brother.
41:41 Speaker 01 Oh, okay, yeah, that's very weird.
41:43 Speaker 00 He's the oldest. He's done research.
41:45 Matt McCusker? Second, second oldest.
41:46 Speaker 00 Oh, oh, it was Tom. Fed's older than Tom?
41:48 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
41:49 Speaker 00 I would've never guessed.
41:50 Matt McCusker? K-Fed's older than Tom. He's on FaceTime audio, dude. He's on F- oh, shit, I may not show his number.
41:58 Matt McCusker? He'll call me back. But yeah, dude, I could be wrong, but he was saying thirty-seven percent, which is...
42:04 Matt McCusker? Ten?
42:06 Matt McCusker? Oh, really? Maybe this is an updated study. Maybe it's the Kinsey Institute of Research. But here's, here's my whole point. The reason I'm bringing this up, and this is the conclusion me and him reached independently. If it is somehow thirty-seven percent self-reported, that means in real life, it's gotta be, what, like ninety? Ninety-four? And the conclusion was, we both reached this?
42:28 Speaker 01 This, these are insane numbers. We're just throwing shit out.
42:31 Matt McCusker? Here we go. My point is-
42:33 Speaker 00 I trust the science with this.
42:34 Matt McCusker? Me and my brother were trying to say-
42:35 Speaker 01 It went from ten to ninety-four fucking percent.
42:37 Matt McCusker? Dude, thirty-seven say yes? It's definitely the amount who actually did it and didn't say yes-
42:41 Speaker 00 Here, we'll do a blind study. Everybody, I won't tell on you.
42:44 Matt McCusker? Yeah, true.
42:45 Speaker 00 Everybody, close your eyes, raise your hand if you did something gay.
42:50 Speaker 00 Close your eyes.
42:50 Speaker 01 I didn't close my eyes, because I'm not fucking gay.
42:54 Matt McCusker? Someone gets a dick.
42:55 Speaker 01 I feel like if you participate, close your eyes. I feel like you're a part of it if you close your eyes, so I'm not gonna close my fucking eyes.
43:04 Speaker 01 I'm not even gonna play half of the game.
43:05 Matt McCusker? My point was, me and my brother argued at which one of us was the only, there's only.
43:09 Speaker 00 I know you did.
43:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, he closed his eyes.
43:12 Speaker 00 You closed your eyes?
43:14 Matt McCusker? But you said to close your eyes.
43:15 Speaker 00 I did, but if you participated in any way, that counts. You're part of the percentage.
43:19 Matt McCusker? Fuck dude, I closed my eyes so hard.
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45:12 Speaker 00 I mean.
45:13 Matt McCusker? We are Neo.
45:15 Speaker 00 I might be out. I've been in the room when dudes have jizzed. That's crazy.
45:21 Matt McCusker? That doesn't count.
45:23 Speaker 00 It was straight, but.
45:24 Matt McCusker? That's what I'm saying, straight as hell. You guys are stoked on pussy.
45:28 Speaker 01 Ah, okay, so it was, it was like a train situation, like.
45:31 Matt McCusker? It's a white guy train.
45:33 Speaker 00 It was, it was a white guy train.
45:35 Speaker 01 Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, it's a difference between a white guy train and a black guy train.
45:39 Matt McCusker? White guy trains are teenagers jerking off together in the same room without a girl.
45:42 Speaker 01 Well, that's weird. That's not, that's not a train at all. Usually, it's a white train. Yeah, that's like. Just for the fuck of it, for the fun, for shits and giggles?
45:52 Matt McCusker? It's just porn. You just get porn and you're just fucking stoked.
45:54 Speaker 01 Oh, and like just being there like it's a movie theater.
45:57 Speaker 00 You go to one guy, one kid's house who has a perverted dad. You go, bro, break out the stash, the boys need to party.
46:05 Matt McCusker? This is before the cell phones and shit. Back in the day, it was only a VHS.
46:09 Speaker 01 But why together, though? What is the reason?
46:12 Speaker 00 Your team has to sit here.
46:14 Speaker 01 They're like, what the fuck type of white shit is this?
46:16 Matt McCusker? Back then.
46:17 Speaker 01 But why together? What is?
46:18 Matt McCusker? Because you didn't know the next time you were gonna see porn, because it wasn't on the phone.
46:21 Speaker 01 And it's no phones, it's more so like.
46:23 Matt McCusker? Yeah, you're just like, fuck, I'm gonna jerk off.
46:24 Speaker 00 Yeah, you guys go over there, I'll go in the southern room, don't look.
46:27 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
46:29 Speaker 01 But there's no walls, it's just.
46:33 Speaker 01 Look, you can sit here, you can punch holes in the ceiling. I mean, we all got a premule. Like.
46:38 Speaker 00 Nah, you can't look, dude.
46:39 Speaker 01 Okay, yeah. I mean, I get it.
46:41 Matt McCusker? So, what's up with it? Walk us through the train. What's up with the train?
46:44 Speaker 00 The train, cuz the train's weird.
46:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's just, I've, I've never indulged in no train. But I, you know, I think at parties and stuff, there was a thing, you know, where when you're in high school, everybody's going in, you know, the girl's twerking in the, in the room here, and then you might go upstairs and it might be five guys and one girl from a fucking basketball team, and she's like the basketball trainer or water girl or whatever.
47:06 Speaker 00 Yeah, right.
47:06 Speaker 01 You never know. And I think, you know, that would be considered a train in the black culture.
47:11 Matt McCusker? For sure.
47:12 Speaker 00 And that's also considered gay.
47:14 Speaker 01 Well, I mean, it
47:15 Speaker 00 By me.
47:16 Speaker 01 I've never participated. I've just been at a party and maybe, you know, in high school, you might see, walk into a room, "Oh shit, okay."
47:23 Matt McCusker? You've seen the train station.
47:24 Speaker 01 Yeah.
47:25 Matt McCusker? He walked by.
47:25 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you just hear about it at school. You go back to school the next day and they'll be like, "Oh yeah, we ran a train on so and so."
47:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
47:31 Speaker 01 You just never, you know, you never know. It depends on the situation, but yeah, that's the black train.
47:38 Matt McCusker? Well, it's the same idea, though. It's like, let's just all get while we get in.
47:40 Speaker 00 Were you at any of the Diddy parties or did you miss that?
47:42 Speaker 01 What the fuck? And where did that come from? How did that? Of all, of all questions.
47:48 Speaker 00 Did you miss that train?
47:49 Speaker 01 How did that go?
47:51 Speaker 00 That train might have left the station.
47:52 Speaker 01 That train took off from the station.
47:53 Speaker 00 You were right there to get on that.
47:55 Speaker 01 That train took off from the station for sure.
47:57 Speaker 00 You were close.
47:58 Speaker 01 No, I, uh, no. I wasn't at that train station.
48:01 Matt McCusker? You left early?
48:02 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, that was down the street from me. I wasn't there. No.
48:07 Matt McCusker? Did you ever meet Diddy?
48:07 Speaker 01 Yo, what the?
48:12 Speaker 01 Bro.
48:14 Speaker 00 I forgot you actually might have.
48:16 Speaker 01 I've seen pictures with you there. Yo, what's the look you gave me?
48:24 Speaker 01 That's the look of somebody who's like, "Well, I got cold, hard facts of like, I've seen you with the guy," you know? Nah, um, never been to that train station though, no.
48:33 Speaker 00 Nah, good for you.
48:34 Matt McCusker? Yeah, that's good. Nobody has, apparently.
48:36 Speaker 00 Yeah, everyone hasn't been there.
48:37 Matt McCusker? I was relieved to learn that nobody was at the parties.
48:39 Speaker 00 I've been relieved. Turns out no one was there.
48:44 Speaker 00 Everybody I've asked says, "No, I was not there."
48:47 Matt McCusker? Well, everyone pushes the time back. Like, "Yeah, I always left at 2 a.m. At 3 a.m. Everyone busts their dicks out." It's like, "How do you know?"
48:52 Speaker 00 Wasn't Denzel saying that?
48:53 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
48:54 Speaker 00 Denzel was like, "No, I got out of there."
48:56 Matt McCusker? I think Denzel was there whispering like cool Bible quotes to people, like, "The devil gets close to you when they're most successful."
49:02 Speaker 00 That would fuck you up.
49:03 Matt McCusker? And they're both getting their dicks sucked.
49:05 Speaker 01 He said that about the, uh, I think it was the Will Smith, Chris Rock situation.
49:08 Matt McCusker? Yeah, exactly.
49:09 Speaker 01 I don't think that was Diddy's house he said that at.
49:11 Matt McCusker? No, probably not, but.
49:13 Speaker 01 What the fuck, man? This dude be having hard, cold, hard facts, but mixes up the stories.
49:19 Matt McCusker? I'm a storyteller.
49:20 Speaker 00 Denzel, yeah, that would fuck you up. You're on ecstasy at a Diddy party.
49:25 Speaker 01 Fuck.
49:25 Speaker 00 Denzel Washington comes up and whispers a
49:27 Matt McCusker? Training days, you?
49:28 Speaker 00 Quote.
49:28 Matt McCusker? Training days, you?
49:29 Speaker 01 Oh shit. These guys are sick, man. Seriously.
49:34 Matt McCusker? Diddy party, who, was there at least one guy?
49:36 Speaker 00 Who was at the Diddy party?
49:37 Speaker 01 Yo, guys, guys, what the fuck, man?
49:41 Speaker 00 Just tell us.
49:44 Speaker 01 It was like a back to back. Y'all are running a train on questions here.
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52:11 Matt McCusker? Oh, sorry.
52:12 Speaker 00 We'll be back.
52:13 Matt McCusker? Sorry about that. I shit my pants.
52:15 Speaker 01 Oh, man.
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52:18 Speaker 01 So what else? Nah, fuck out of here, man. We're not gonna flip it like that.
52:21 Speaker 00 Nah, you're the man.
52:22 Speaker 01 We're not just gonna throw that shit around, say that, and they be like, oh, man, you're the man, bro. Nah, we're not cutting from that and coming there. Fuck out of here.
52:31 Speaker 00 What a cool story you just told us.
52:34 Speaker 01 What a cool story you told us, man. You the man, bro.
52:38 Speaker 00 Make sure you edit that out.
52:39 Speaker 01 That's worse than having it actually in there.
52:41 Matt McCusker? Oh, fuck.
52:46 Speaker 01 Nah, nah, nah.
52:47 Speaker 00 Wild, wild west.
52:49 Speaker 01 I don't know, man.
52:50 Matt McCusker? There was the court testimony of that one producer who got like led along and he said like he would try to like mix tracks and Diddy would just fucking scoop his balls like. He said that in court. That's what he claimed. That's legal document.
53:01 Speaker 00 But we've also talked about it.
53:03 Speaker 01 That's neither here nor there. I know nothing about that.
53:05 Speaker 00 Scooping balls is fun.
53:07 Matt McCusker? That's guys having fun.
53:08 Speaker 00 That could also have been, Diddy might have been, he might have liked horseplay. And sometimes people take that the wrong way.
53:14 Matt McCusker? That's true.
53:15 Speaker 01 That's not horseplay, by the way. That's, that's not, that's not a nut check. Nut check is like a quick fap. It's not.
53:21 Speaker 00 You don't ever walk up behind your boys and go, mm-hmm?
53:26 Matt McCusker? Can't wait to party with you later.
53:28 Speaker 01 Yo, this is getting out of hand.
53:32 Speaker 01 This is getting out of hand.
53:35 Speaker 01 Oh, man.
53:36 Matt McCusker? You're a good girl.
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53:42 Speaker 00 Yeah, this probably isn't good.
53:44 Speaker 01 Yeah, nah.
53:44 Matt McCusker? Yeah, now we're back.
53:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, we had to scratch all this shit.
53:46 Speaker 00 No, it's fun stuff.
53:48 Speaker 01 Huh?
53:49 Speaker 00 No, it's good.
53:50 Matt McCusker? It's fun stuff. We definitely can pick up.
53:51 Speaker 01 This is fun stuff.
53:53 Speaker 00 It's fun stuff. You can be, you'll be all right.
53:55 Matt McCusker? There are serious allegations against him, but yeah, I would never.
53:58 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah, no.
53:58 Matt McCusker? He's, he's a innocent till proven guilty in my book. So, we'll see what happens.
54:04 Speaker 01 Why do you look at me after saying that? Like, just look at the fucking camera and say, don't look at me.
54:08 Matt McCusker? Dude.
54:08 Speaker 01 Yo, bro's looking at me saying, hey, here's what it is, right?
54:11 Matt McCusker? Rule one of filming, I'm not gonna.
54:12 Speaker 01 You get it. You know it. It is what it is, ain't it?
54:16 Speaker 01 I, hey, man, that's your prerogative, man.
54:18 Matt McCusker? Let's switch gears. Let's switch gears.
54:20 Speaker 01 Yeah.
54:21 Matt McCusker? Um. In the Cassie.
54:26 Matt McCusker? I'm kidding. Oh, man. So what else? So, yeah, I actually did want to walk through this with the house. Like, are you ner- are you shy to like, do like intimate acts with like around a camera crew or like?
54:37 Speaker 01 Nah, I think, uh, nah, with this show, this show is like a different side of, you know, everything that I've ever done.
54:45 Speaker 00 You're being a little sweetie on the show.
54:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, wait, huh?
54:49 Speaker 00 You're being a sweetheart.
54:50 Matt McCusker? Yeah, what's a different side?
54:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:51 Matt McCusker? Oh, we just being sweet.
54:52 Speaker 00 You're being a little sweet.
54:53 Speaker 01 We can't go from the last topic and just go there and start talking about sweetie.
54:56 Matt McCusker? I'm switching gears.
54:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:58 Speaker 00 This is a completely different topic. Alright, so do you have a ton of women in the house?
55:01 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
55:03 Speaker 00 Totally different topic.
55:04 Speaker 01 But I do, I do, I do show a different side on the show, though, for sure.
55:07 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
55:07 Speaker 01 It's just, it, it's not the, like, the CEO character that you may see on like, could have been auditions. It's, it's still hilarious. It's a great show, but it, it does have, you know, me getting, you know, serious with some of the girls and like trying to see what's going on, yeah.
55:23 Matt McCusker? This would be awesome. So, but, but to answer my question, how do you, how do you separate? No, for real. Like, if you got the camera crew there, do you, like, is that, is that kinda?
55:33 Speaker 01 Nah, nah, we never, I've never fucked on camera.
55:35 Matt McCusker? Okay, that's what I'm asking.
55:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, nah. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't fuck none of the girls in the house, actually.
55:40 Matt McCusker? So just like hand jobs and shit?
55:41 Speaker 01 No, yeah, we actually, we didn't, we didn't do none of that shit. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
55:47 Matt McCusker? I got you.
55:47 Speaker 00 No, no hand jobs in the show.
55:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, there's absolutely no hand jobs.
55:51 Speaker 00 No hand jobs in the entire season?
55:53 Speaker 01 No, no, no sexual, nothing.
55:55 Speaker 00 The whole season?
55:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, nah, it's on YouTube, it's not.
55:58 Matt McCusker? Oh, so people, I always thought that those shows were like free for alls.
56:01 Speaker 01 Nah, nah, nah, they, uh, yeah, we never, the most is probably some kissing.
56:05 Matt McCusker? Alright, that's not bad.
56:06 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:07 Matt McCusker? That's pretty sick, actually.
56:08 Speaker 00 You kiss?
56:10 Speaker 01 You gotta, you gotta see a couple of them.
56:11 Speaker 00 What was his name?
56:12 Speaker 01 Okay, see now.
56:14 Matt McCusker? That's an attack.
56:15 Speaker 00 I'm joking about.
56:19 Speaker 01 Nah, it was some studs in there, so yeah, I understand. They, they prefer to be called that.
56:24 Matt McCusker? What? Dude, you'd be legend if you wiped the stud on the show at the end of the premiere?
56:28 Speaker 01 You gotta see, man.
56:29 Matt McCusker? For the finale?
56:29 Speaker 01 You have no idea, yeah.
56:30 Matt McCusker? True, yeah, but let me know, I mean, fuck, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
56:35 Speaker 01 He said, let me know, nah, you gotta watch it, man, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta see the episodes. Uh, February, around Valentine's Day.
56:43 Speaker 00 Oh, nice.
56:44 Speaker 01 We don't got an exact date, but around that time, yeah.
56:46 Speaker 00 You going every episode at once, or?
56:47 Speaker 01 After we send the season to sister, this episode being.
56:50 Speaker 00 This episode will get taken down, but we could just air this part.
56:54 Speaker 01 Just certain parts.
56:54 Speaker 00 We can have like a three minute podcast of us going, when's it out?
57:04 Speaker 01 Great.
57:05 Speaker 00 It's a three minute bomb. Are you gonna do it like all, all the episodes at once, or you gonna do it weekly?
57:11 Speaker 01 Um, I think we'll do.
57:12 Speaker 00 Every few days?
57:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, nah, nah, we'll do weekly for sure. Just, just cause last time we got a little carried away with editing, we didn't have a full team, we only had like one guy.
57:21 Speaker 00 Oh shit.
57:21 Speaker 01 So it was like, so stressful.
57:23 Speaker 00 That's crazy.
57:23 Speaker 01 So we started doing bi-weekly, then it went like a month by, and then the fans were confused, like, what the fuck's going on?
57:28 Speaker 00 Yeah.
57:29 Speaker 01 Yeah, so.
57:30 Speaker 00 That happens.
57:33 Matt McCusker? What's next? What's, what's next on the duck?
57:35 Speaker 01 Um, just doing more shit, man, just trying to, we have a Netflix show in the, like, the writers' room process right now. So, uh, we have that going on. Um, kudos to your show as well.
57:49 Speaker 00 Thank you.
57:49 Speaker 01 Ty is on there, yeah.
57:50 Speaker 00 Thank you.
57:52 Speaker 01 Why, why, I've never seen your boy on there, this is my first time.
57:55 Speaker 00 He's, he's in it, you can't see him.
57:57 Matt McCusker? Dude, I dissolved into the role, yeah, I dissolved into the role, most people don't even know it was me.
58:00 Speaker 01 Oh, you blended it.
58:01 Speaker 00 He's the cop, he's the cop on the show.
58:03 Speaker 01 Oh, you're the cop? Oh, okay, so that's method acting, you're doing a little bit, yeah, okay. I didn't notice that. Nah, that's I've got a I've got a dick.
58:10 Speaker 00 No, for real.
58:11 Matt McCusker? My family didn't know it was me.
58:12 Speaker 00 He has like a mustache and a crew cut and a helmet and glasses.
58:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:15 Speaker 00 People didn't know it was him.
58:16 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
58:17 Speaker 01 Nah, it's dope, man.
58:18 Speaker 00 Yeah.
58:18 Speaker 01 You you involved everybody around. Nah, that's what that's what we're trying to do. So, yeah, we have some dope shit cooking up over there. And, uh, yeah, just doing more commercial shit, more, um, more shit. Like, we got a we have the shit with me, Kastenak, Kevin Hart. We're working on a movie right now.
58:35 Speaker 00 Oh, nice.
58:35 Speaker 01 With that. So, yeah, we we we've got a lot of shit cooking up, man.
58:38 Speaker 00 That's awesome.
58:39 Speaker 01 It's dope this year for sure. This is this is that year of like, you know, expansion.
58:44 Speaker 00 Yeah.
58:44 Speaker 01 Trying to do more shit in like, public, public eye.
58:47 Matt McCusker? Hmm.
58:48 Speaker 01 And the same amount of shit still on social media, but also branching out to like,
58:53 Speaker 00 Yeah.
58:54 Speaker 01 the mainstream shit.
58:55 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
58:56 Speaker 01 Not after they see this fucking podcast, it won't be.
58:58 Speaker 00 But I I think you've done a good job. I don't think you've said anything wrong. Matt, on the other hand, you have some explaining to do.
59:04 Matt McCusker? What did I do?
59:05 Speaker 01 He's fucked, man.
59:06 Matt McCusker? I'm just trying to move the conversation, you know?
59:09 Speaker 01 Good shifting, though. Good shifting.
59:10 Matt McCusker? Thanks.
59:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
59:11 Speaker 00 I thought my drone show was gonna be a topic for a while, and no one gives a fuck.
59:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, well.
59:16 Matt McCusker? I I couldn't get into that. Like, the I mean, it was sick. You saw it, but I kept hearing.
59:19 Speaker 00 I was so excited.
59:20 Matt McCusker? I kept hearing about it on the news, and I was just like, it was like the Chinese spy balloon. I was just like.
59:23 Speaker 01 Y'all change these mic covers? I'm smelling something on these.
59:27 Matt McCusker? Every time.
59:27 Speaker 01 Every time, for sure.
59:28 Speaker 00 Yeah.
59:29 Speaker 01 I don't think.
59:30 Speaker 00 Mine doesn't smell.
59:32 Matt McCusker? Mine doesn't smell either, sure.
59:35 Speaker 01 It might just be.
59:35 Matt McCusker? But we should probably.
59:36 Speaker 01 It might just be the house smell.
59:37 Matt McCusker? Could be.
59:38 Speaker 01 You know why people's houses have that different smell?
59:41 Speaker 00 They do have different smells. I'm glad you said different instead of bad.
59:43 Speaker 01 It's not all the same.
59:44 Speaker 00 Yeah. Although this particular house does smell bad.
59:47 Speaker 01 Y'all have dogs? Y'all got dogs?
59:49 Speaker 00 No dogs. That's just whites.
59:50 Matt McCusker? That could have been in my house for a while.
59:52 Speaker 01 Yeah, there's no dog here. Cat? Nothing?
59:54 Speaker 00 Nothing.
59:57 Speaker 01 It's just it's just smelling. It's like an aroma. I don't know. It's a certain one. I don't know. Fuck it. Yeah, nah. Maybe just, yeah, that might just be different people that's been here. How many people have y'all had on the podcast?
1:00:08 Speaker 00 Not that many.
1:00:09 Speaker 01 Okay, yeah, that just might be the house, huh?
1:00:11 Speaker 00 It's the house.
1:00:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, okay.
1:00:13 Speaker 00 There's some sewage issues with the front half and the house does occasionally smell like shit.
1:00:17 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:00:18 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it kinda fucked up.
1:00:19 Speaker 00 And I keep trying to get it fixed and for some reason plumbers don't believe me. I go, "Bro, I swear to God, the house smells like shit." And then it never smells.
1:00:27 Speaker 01 I didn't smell that bad. I don't smell that. It's just like a, it's like a...
1:00:30 Speaker 00 You're being racist against whites.
1:00:31 Speaker 01 No, no, no, no, I wasn't at all.
1:00:32 Speaker 00 You did. You said you did know that white people smell like dogs.
1:00:35 Speaker 01 I don't wanna say that.
1:00:36 Speaker 00 You did do that.
1:00:37 Speaker 01 Because I wasn't, no, it's just, no, I just, I felt like a pet has been in here off of the mic smell. It's not necessarily everybody.
1:00:44 Matt McCusker? And it's wet dogs, to be specific.
1:00:45 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:00:46 Speaker 00 White people smell like wet dogs.
1:00:47 Speaker 01 I'd never thought that.
1:00:48 Matt McCusker? No, I've, I've heard that.
1:00:49 Speaker 01 I just, I thought you guys had pets.
1:00:52 Matt McCusker? I do. I have two dogs. So, could be them, or it could just be, you know.
1:00:56 Speaker 00 Could just be the whites.
1:01:00 Speaker 01 Yeah, let's wrap this.
1:01:01 Speaker 00 So you're doing the, this is the white part of your press tour and you're gonna come in and say we stink like dogs?
1:01:05 Speaker 01 No, no, not at all. Not at all. No, I don't, no.
1:01:10 Speaker 01 The mics, the mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think, I don't think the house...
1:01:14 Speaker 00 Does your mic smell like a wet dog?
1:01:16 Speaker 01 I don't...
1:01:16 Matt McCusker? I can't smell it.
1:01:17 Speaker 00 Mine doesn't smell like it.
1:01:18 Matt McCusker? That's why, that's why I smell.
1:01:19 Speaker 00 Fox can't smell his own hole, you know?
1:01:24 Matt McCusker? Smell is. Smell is. Let's trade.
1:01:29 Speaker 00 Oh, yes, one does smell a little.
1:01:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, I said it is. Yours, yours actually smells like a regular mic.
1:01:34 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:01:35 Matt McCusker? Yeah, this is totally scentless as well.
1:01:37 Speaker 00 Oh, do we give him the butt mic?
1:01:39 Speaker 01 The what? The what?
1:01:42 Speaker 00 Oh, the blue one's supposed to be for the, oh, you got the butt mic.
1:01:47 Speaker 00 That's, we record farts on this podcast and we fart into... If somebody has to fart, we...
1:01:51 Matt McCusker? He's kidding, he's kidding, he's kidding.
1:01:53 Speaker 00 I would never do that to him.
1:01:54 Matt McCusker? That'd be crazy. That would be real.
1:01:56 Speaker 01 Frick off. He said y'all give him the butt mic.
1:02:02 Speaker 00 You would have every reason to be very, very upset.
1:02:05 Matt McCusker? That'd be so disrespectful.
1:02:07 Speaker 01 Nah, that's weird.
1:02:09 Matt McCusker? That'd be so disrespectful, but no, we've, we've.
1:02:12 Speaker 01 Nah, man, y'all, y'all, y'all are doing a lot of amazing shit and, you know, I, I gotta give you all your credit for sure.
1:02:17 Speaker 00 Thanks, man.
1:02:17 Speaker 01 First time meeting this guy.
1:02:19 Matt McCusker? Thank you, bro.
1:02:19 Speaker 01 Very cool.
1:02:20 Matt McCusker? Thank you, man. Right back at you.
1:02:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:02:22 Matt McCusker? Shane put me on your stuff. I was like, this is the best shit.
1:02:24 Speaker 00 Yeah, we watched, we watched it all the time.
1:02:26 Matt McCusker? I, it's pretty fucking awesome.
1:02:28 Speaker 00 Yeah, well, it is. We watched the auditions. I just watched the one where the kid was like, my dad's the president of the NAACP.
1:02:35 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's.
1:02:36 Speaker 00 Fucking hilarious.
1:02:37 Speaker 01 He 100% fucking lied.
1:02:39 Speaker 00 Just runs away, dude. He's like, well, that's not true. You, you dad lied to you.
1:02:44 Speaker 01 He went on to tell me that his dad was like the president of the fucking Walmart parking lot. So I'm like, yo, why would you sit there? I couldn't, I, that was one of the first times ever in auditions I broke in character like fully, like I could not stop laughing.
1:02:57 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:02:57 Speaker 01 Because he just continues.
1:02:59 Speaker 00 And then he was just like, all right, I'm done with that. And then here comes a tragic story.
1:03:02 Speaker 01 Yeah, there's more juice, trauma. You just trauma dumped on me the whole time. And I'm like, goddamn, bro. What the fuck do you want from me? Like, I have nothing else to give. Like, I don't have nothing. Yeah, nah, he was, he had so many people that died in his family. I.
1:03:16 Speaker 00 That's what he did. That was his, that was like for real, the guy's audition.
1:03:19 Speaker 01 Oh, he was dead ass though. He was dead ass about all that.
1:03:21 Matt McCusker? Jesus.
1:03:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, but he, it was so funny, man. He was, he, he had, he had a good soul.
1:03:25 Speaker 00 He was the man. You could tell he was a good guy.
1:03:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, he's, he, he's one of those dudes that you just be like, man, I'd love to hang with him again.
1:03:33 Speaker 00 Are there, are there any little people on the show this year?
1:03:35 Speaker 01 Um, like midgets?
1:03:37 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:03:37 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, there's a couple of midgets on this.
1:03:40 Speaker 00 I was gonna say, there's typically.
1:03:42 Speaker 01 Typically what?
1:03:43 Speaker 00 They're running around.
1:03:46 Speaker 00 Like, I don't.
1:03:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, they're around. Yeah, they're around. Yeah, yeah. With, with the.
1:03:50 Speaker 00 I've never seen more midgets than when I put on anything with you. There's always a midget.
1:03:58 Speaker 01 There's always a midget involved somewhere somehow. Nah, they um, yeah, they, they, they, they're just attracted to me, man. I don't know what it is.
1:04:08 Speaker 00 They are. It's good. You have a good dynamic with them.
1:04:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Nah, we, we, we've had fun with a lot of those little people.
1:04:13 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:04:14 Matt McCusker? They're an ancient part of entertainment, too.
1:04:15 Speaker 00 They are an ancient part of it.
1:04:16 Matt McCusker? If you were like a prince passing through town, you needed at least like five or six jumping midgets.
1:04:21 Speaker 01 Are you serious?
1:04:21 Matt McCusker? To complete the ensemble, yeah, I, I think so.
1:04:23 Speaker 00 Honestly, that's not far off, yeah.
1:04:25 Matt McCusker? Yeah, that's where we're at.
1:04:27 Speaker 00 You could, I was in a museum and they just, they would just paint them.
1:04:30 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:04:31 Speaker 00 Yeah, they, they, because courts, like a royal court would hire you to paint.
1:04:35 Speaker 01 Like that, like it's.
1:04:36 Speaker 00 Paint them.
1:04:37 Matt McCusker? Paint the midgets.
1:04:37 Speaker 00 Um.
1:04:38 Matt McCusker? Yeah, but imagine you're, you're a bar-
1:04:40 Speaker 00 Boom, you gotta paint them.
1:04:42 Matt McCusker? Imagine being like a barbarian, like, ransacking ruler, you're like, you're sacking the town, you just see like, a midget under a bench, you're like, bro, get in here.
1:04:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, you're part of the squad now.
1:04:51 Matt McCusker? Caravan, for sure. Like, let's ride.
1:04:52 Speaker 01 Well, they're not ob-, they're actual people, guys.
1:04:55 Matt McCusker? I know.
1:04:56 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:04:56 Matt McCusker? But I'm saying, you know.
1:04:57 Speaker 01 Just objects.
1:04:58 Speaker 00 No, of course.
1:04:59 Matt McCusker? For sure. But I'm saying in the mindset of like a barbarian warlord, yeah.
1:05:02 Speaker 00 Not now.
1:05:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, back then, not now. Yeah, we don't treat them like that now.
1:05:05 Matt McCusker? No.
1:05:05 Speaker 00 No, but back then.
1:05:10 Speaker 00 You get, you, you're part of the squad now.
1:05:12 Speaker 01 You get it, right?
1:05:19 Speaker 01 Believe it or not, though, man, they get offended by a lot of that shit, man. They, yeah, they don't play.
1:05:24 Matt McCusker? Yeah, Napoleon complex.
1:05:25 Speaker 01 A lot of them are feisty, yeah. Nah, they, they really are. Yo, they don't play this shit.
1:05:28 Speaker 00 I bet, dude. They're strong as shit.
1:05:30 Speaker 01 Man, it's like the top, a lot of them are top-heavy. Yeah, I tell a lot of them that, though, for sure. They, when they take their shirts off.
1:05:37 Speaker 00 They're always jacked.
1:05:39 Speaker 01 They're jacked. A lot of their muscles are so compacted together, yeah. Nah, they are naturally jacked people, yeah. And, and, and, and, and I think with, I think with them, like, they're, they're, they get the normal-sized human head, which makes their body top-heavy.
1:05:55 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:05:56 Speaker 01 A little bit, yeah, so, majority of them, but they're cool, they're cool as shit.
1:06:01 Speaker 01 What? They're cool as fuck, man.
1:06:05 Speaker 00 Yeah, of course.
1:06:06 Speaker 01 Yeah, nah.
1:06:06 Speaker 00 I think that's what's so nice about it, is you, you treat them like regular people. You make fun of them, it's great.
1:06:10 Speaker 01 No, I actually, I don't make fun of them, nah, I never do, no.
1:06:16 Speaker 01 You get it, right?
1:06:17 Speaker 00 I get it. I mean, trust me, I get it. I don't know why you're, who are you lying to right now? I've watched the show. I've watched the fuck out of the show.
1:06:26 Speaker 00 Every time you say something like, oh god.
1:06:28 Speaker 01 Anybody that we have come through there, you know, we treat them good, man.
1:06:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah, they have fun.
1:06:32 Speaker 00 They have fun.
1:06:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. And, and we give them a lot of opportunity. That's, that's the big thing of what we do. We, we try to give them more opportunity to gain money and, um.
1:06:40 Speaker 00 Now, do you like get them an Uber home or do you fire them out of a giant cannon?
1:06:47 Speaker 01 I said, do you fly them out of a giant cannon? Yo, what the fuck?
1:07:03 Speaker 01 Nah, they usually, they usually.
1:07:07 Speaker 01 Nah, they usually have a, um, they're accompanied by somebody. Majority of the mids, they have like a caretaker. I swear, bro.
1:07:15 Matt McCusker? Really?
1:07:16 Speaker 01 Anytime I've ever like, like we've ever done anything with any like, like little people in audition.
1:07:20 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
1:07:21 Speaker 01 Majority of the time they have like a caretaker that they'll leave with, yeah.
1:07:24 Matt McCusker? Damn. Like a reacher, personal reacher?
1:07:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's, it's, it's something, yeah. They.
1:07:30 Matt McCusker? Dude, I had a guy.
1:07:31 Speaker 01 With a lot of this shit, yeah.
1:07:32 Matt McCusker? I was at the grocery store with my wife and I couldn't reach, there was like some water at the top, top shelf and I'm like trying to climb up there. I was, I was kind of mids out myself trying to go up there. And dude, this big tall guy comes and I'm like, my wife's with me, I'm like, hold on, give me the cart. This guy's like, I'll get it for you. And I was like, dude, get the fuck out of here, no way. And he's climbed up the cart and grabbed it.
1:07:54 Speaker 00 Yeah, you can't let that happen.
1:07:55 Matt McCusker? Oh, hell no, dude.
1:07:55 Speaker 00 You cannot let that happen.
1:07:56 Matt McCusker? No. I would have had to have left my family. I'm like, bro, they're yours now.
1:07:59 Speaker 00 Oh, man.
1:08:00 Matt McCusker? I've been disgraced.
1:08:01 Speaker 01 That's kind of sick, man.
1:08:02 Speaker 00 Think of it like a strong guy carried something for you.
1:08:05 Matt McCusker? That's what I'm saying.
1:08:05 Speaker 00 That's like just as bad.
1:08:06 Matt McCusker? Dude, he's son, it was like, and he wasn't trying to be a dick, I get it. He's like, I'll get it for you. And I was like, bro, no disrespect, but you gotta get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get this jug of water for myself. I was like, I appreciate you, but get the fuck out of here right now before I freak out.
1:08:21 Matt McCusker? Kind of turned my wife on though, if I'm being honest.
1:08:23 Speaker 00 You being scrappy or the tall guy?
1:08:25 Matt McCusker? I think both of us combined.
1:08:26 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:08:29 Speaker 00 We're just joking. We're just joking, you get it.
1:08:31 Speaker 01 Both of y'all married, right?
1:08:32 Speaker 00 No, I'm not.
1:08:33 Matt McCusker? Just me.
1:08:34 Speaker 00 Not yet.
1:08:35 Speaker 01 Why'd you take a big sip of water at us?
1:08:37 Matt McCusker? I had a tiny sip of water.
1:08:43 Speaker 00 No, Matt's married. Did you get married at the end of the show?
1:08:46 Speaker 01 No, no, no. We, um, you know, we, uh...
1:08:49 Speaker 00 We'll find out.
1:08:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, you guys gotta find out what happened, man. It's, it's an interesting situation.
1:08:53 Speaker 00 I'm sure it will be.
1:08:54 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:08:55 Matt McCusker? And it's out on, around Valentine's Day.
1:08:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, it'll be on YouTube, uh, on Druski, under my name on, on YouTube and, man, we're airing that shit out every week, so be ready. And there's also gonna be like, different ways you can vote for different shit, you know, so.
1:09:12 Speaker 00 Oh, nice.
1:09:12 Speaker 01 It'll be dope, yeah.
1:09:13 Matt McCusker? Nice.
1:09:14 Speaker 00 Well...
1:09:14 Speaker 01 That'll be good.
1:09:16 Speaker 00 I think we've done it.
1:09:17 Speaker 01 Yeah, damn right. Cause we gotta get the fuck to the airport, I tell you that.
1:09:20 Speaker 00 Oh, shit.
1:09:20 Speaker 01 What time is it right now?
1:09:23 Speaker 00 Oh, okay. Sorry about that. Yeah.
1:09:26 Matt McCusker? Dude, thank you so much.
1:09:27 Speaker 00 Yeah, thanks a lot, man. And honestly, if you guys think of anything that you want to edit out, we will.
1:09:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah, just cause...
1:09:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, no, we'll, we...
1:09:35 Speaker 01 I definitely was gonna have a talk with y'all. Well, once we cut that camera off, man, I definitely have a lot of things to talk to y'all.
1:09:40 Speaker 00 We're gonna edit some stuff out. Druski, thanks for joining us.
1:09:43 Speaker 01 Yeah, thank you, man. Hey, let's get the camera off. I'll talk to them.
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