Side Stories: A Fortnight at Bernies w/ Carolina Hidalgo

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news: Internet detectives reveal more allegations surrounding Wheel of Fortune's Jim Thornton, new details on RC Horsch's Horror House, and the Caleb Flynn murder case. PLUS! Carolina Hidalgo joins the boys for the return of No Dogs in Space to discuss digging up Noah's Ark, daycare fight clubs, and just how many toddlers they could take in a fight.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Henry Zebrowski?

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• 1:00Speaker 01

  There's no place to escape to.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  This is the last podcast. On the left.

• 1:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Side stories?

• 1:08Speaker 01

  That's when the cannibalism started.

• 1:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Side stories, yes.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  Dude, went and saw that Resident Evil last night.

• 1:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, you like it?

• 1:28Speaker 03

  Doctor, doctor, give me the news, dude.

• 1:31Henry Zebrowski?

  It is good, right? Of course, it looks great.

• 1:33Speaker 03

  It is a video game movie. Like, it is the first video game movie that, like, is a video game.

• 1:39Henry Zebrowski?

  I love this. We're not being paid or being asked to push this movie, by the way.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  I legitimately love this fucking movie. It is fun, it's not, I mean, like, some people will be scared of it because it's very gory and there's monsters, but it's an action movie.

• 1:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, but also, like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's Resident Evil. Why would you show up to a Resident Evil movie if you didn't think there wasn't going to be monsters and things getting shot and things being scary and sneaking around?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  It is like a gameplay.

• 2:02Henry Zebrowski?

  That's awesome.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  I feel like they could do the movie again with the same character and it could be completely different because it feels like a gameplay.

• 2:08Henry Zebrowski?

  I believe Zach Craig was saying that was the goal. I'm excited to see it, I haven't seen it yet.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Dude, it's fucking awesome, it's bloody as shit, fucking, everyone gets killed, if someone shows up, they dead.

• 2:19Henry Zebrowski?

  I'll tell you what, though, I don't know if it will hold a candle to Pumpkinhead 2.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  Ooh, I don't know about Pumpkinhead!

• 2:24Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what I watched yesterday was Pumpkinhead 2, which is probably, I'm gonna say the best movie ever made.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 2:32Henry Zebrowski?

  So I think that that's...

• 2:33Speaker 03

  I'm gonna watch it tonight.

• 2:34Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't want to spoil it for you.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, no spoilers for Pumpkinhead 2.

• 2:37Henry Zebrowski?

  It's so moving and audacious, and the movie insists upon itself.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  You know what I did for Resident Evil that I should do for Pumpkinhead 2, but I don't think it's gonna be an option?

• 2:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Jerk off before you go so you can focus?

• 2:51Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, I'd do it during. The, uh, I did the Screen X. The three-sided screen.

• 2:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, no, why?

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, I figured I'd try it out, I'm like, if any movie might be fun, it might be Resident Evil.

• 3:04Henry Zebrowski?

  That's my big, one of my...

• 3:05Speaker 03

  It's blatantly not made for it.

• 3:07Henry Zebrowski?

  That's my gripe. That's my, you know, Henry, trademark Henry gripe?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, Henry gripe.

• 3:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Right here, right now?

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Don't change the screens on me.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Don't, I don't need the chair moving around, I don't need all this kind of sensation going on.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  I didn't enjoy it. I have to say, I'm never gonna see another movie like that.

• 3:23Henry Zebrowski?

  That's my old man, that's an old man sentiment I have.

• 3:26Speaker 03

  Well, I don't think anyone enjoyed it, to be honest with you. I just heard people complaining as they left. It's because they just kind of like spread the edges of the movie off onto the walls.

• 3:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, stupid.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  And it's like blurry.

• 3:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, what's the point of it?

• 3:38Speaker 03

  It's very, and they have to like shut it off on certain scenes, they're like, no, we actually need you to concentrate here.

• 3:42Henry Zebrowski?

  This is stupid, it's so stupid! I saw Backrooms in 4DX and it was so cool. What do you mean Backrooms in 4DX? Nothing happens!

• 3:49Speaker 03

  It was so cool!

• 3:50Henry Zebrowski?

  I love the movie, but there's not like anything that happens in Backrooms that require you to be jostled back and forth.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  You gotta see it.

• 3:56Henry Zebrowski?

  It was cool. I'm fine, I like my chair for me to be sat upon in which I'm just watching the movie. Life is distracting enough.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  If the movie was specifically made for the three screens, I could be into it, maybe.

• 4:09Henry Zebrowski?

  The phone is already saying, don't watch the movie. The phone is just sitting hot in my pocket going, "Don't watch the movie, look at pornography, look at what they're saying, don't you want to see what they're saying, don't you want to check the news, don't you want to see what they're doing?" Yeah, no, it's hard, man, already, so I don't need all this distraction, I just want to be able to jerk off in a movie theater in peace. Like, because that's the whole thing, if I'm in the 4DX and I'm shifting back and forth and I'm in the middle of jaying off because I got a nice J Law scene going on, I don't want to shoot it all over the knees of the person next to me.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Or the back of the person in front of you.

• 4:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Thank you, Eddie. Welcome to Side Stories. Did you guys see the guy who maced the crew, the whole crowd?

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Oh, we're getting into it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Don't get ahead of me, don't get ahead of me.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  Don't fuck with my movie theater. I went back regardless of the mace man.

• 4:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Whatever, it's a hero and you also follow the rules, so it's not your fault. So here we go. Welcome to Side Stories, my name is Henry Zebrowski, I'm sitting here with the very entertained Ed Larson.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  I am happy with my decisions.

• 5:08Henry Zebrowski?

  And it's really good, did Julie like it?

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Julie loved it, we had a great time. It was, uh, it was made for both of us. It's just fun.

• 5:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Great.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  It's just a fucking blast, Weapons is scary, this movie's a fucking blast.

• 5:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Zach Craig, give him $10.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Give me $10, I want my money back!

• 5:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Give him his money back for the promo.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  For the promo, I love you!

• 5:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Give him his money back, we're gonna go to, we know where he lives now, so we're gonna go find him at his house.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  I'm gonna find you, I'm just gonna give you a hug and thank you for making this a cool movie.

• 5:31Henry Zebrowski?

  And then we're gonna grab at you and say, make sure you give us every script, we want to read everything that we do, we want to be in your home, we want to be on your set, we want to be in your life, we want to have sex with your wife, we want to raise your children.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  I want to be a Craig-er.

• 5:43Henry Zebrowski?

  We're gonna get, make that happen.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  Can I be a Craig-er?

• 5:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  I'm just gonna change my name.

• 5:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  I don't think you can stop me, actually.

• 5:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Fuck you, dude, you're fucked, Zach Craig.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, go fuck yourself.

• 5:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, you're fucked, dude.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  I'm gonna go legally change my name to Craig-er and then I'm gonna be your brother and you're gonna have to put me in shit.

• 5:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep, done.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Fuck you.

• 5:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Just like Christopher Nolan.

• 5:59Speaker 03

  Eat shit, you can be Nolan.

• 6:00Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm Christopher Nolan.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  You've changed your full name from Henry Zebrowski to Christopher Nolan.

• 6:05Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm Christopher Nolan now.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Start directing movies?

• 6:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, absolutely, but like, we're doing, you know what we're doing, my favorite, we're doing Weekend at Bernie's. We're revamping Weekend at Bernie's.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Except this time, whole week.

• 6:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow. Fortnite at Bernie's. So here we go, we have a lot of updates, uh, first thing I want to hit is on, first of all, our favorite guy here, Brayden, also known as Clavicular, has finally been charged with rape and drugging a woman. It has been a long time coming, he has been very much bragging about his crimes all over the internet, we, last time we covered him, he had overdosed, and for those of you don't know, Clavicular slash Brayden, his name's fucking Brayden, he is a looks maxer, which is this thing, that's a poisonous thing that they're giving to little boys on the internet, which is they're smashing their bones in their face, they're doing all sorts of injections, they're taking their bones out, they're doing all sorts of weird experimental health things

• 7:03Henry Zebrowski?

  to themselves to make them look like very pointy skeletons.

• 7:07Speaker 03

  He's a cancer on society.

• 7:08Henry Zebrowski?

  He's a cancer on society and hopefully soon he will be a cancer in jail, but we will find out that, because we've been knowing that Clavicular is cruising for a bruising for a while.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:18Henry Zebrowski?

  We've been calling here on Side Stories, waiting for the day, knowing for a fact that Brayden was going to commit a crime.

• 7:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I mean, this shit's been, this happened over a year ago.

• 7:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep, and it's now taken this, it's taken a while, the charges to build.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  He got an underage woman, uh, an underage girl, 17 years old.

• 7:35Henry Zebrowski?

  A girl.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  A girl, uh, yeah, you're right, you're a girl, she was drunk and he had sex with her.

• 7:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  And then he injected her face with some bullshit, all on camera.

• 7:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  And then in the morning he forced himself on her again and now she's pressing charges.

• 7:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Good, and I think that's, and I hopefully, and I wish her strength, because I know that this is an extremely difficult process, and I hope that she is all right going through this, and I hope Clavicular will see his day in jail.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they're being, of course, his whole team's being fucking horrible about it, it's like, "Oh, it took you three months to mention this."

• 8:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, of course, because it's extremely...

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you're fucking haunted, bro!

• 8:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Because it's extremely traumatizing and you're a fucking multimillionaire with access to whatever lawyer that you could have access to.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:15Henry Zebrowski?

  So it's, that's why they're afraid, because you, that's why he rapes nobody, unfortunately, and I don't mean that in a bad way, I'm just saying that's why he rapes a girl, because then he can get away with it. You notice he didn't do it to another influencer?

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, he's also been, in the past, he's gotten in trouble for making women fight on camera.

• 8:31Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he's not, he's bad, he's a bad person.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  And then he shot an alligator.

• 8:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he's a bad person, that OD should have wiped him out, but it didn't.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:37Henry Zebrowski?

  So, I mean, but we wish him the best here.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Ha!

• 8:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Because it's all still a legend. Um, so just so you know, James Vlasicus, part of the Snow Town Murder Crew, uh, he has also been released, but we knew that for a fact.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  He's the young one, the one who was abused by his brother and kind of like talked into the whole thing. If anyone should be released, I think he is the guy.

• 8:59Henry Zebrowski?

  He was already in the mail. He was getting released, they'd been talking about this for a while, which just finally happened.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  25 or 26 years, something like that?

• 9:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, something like that, and then they, so he is now, he's gonna be out, I think it's interesting, you know, recently too, another person, this is another update for us that we didn't cover really, but Paul Bernardo is also up for parole, for those of you that don't know.

• 9:20Speaker 03

  Who's that again?

• 9:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Ed might not be aware, Paul Bernardo is a part of the, what has became known as the Ken and Barbie murderers in Canada. They did horrific crimes, well, Paul Bernardo and Carla Homoka, they were a team, and they raped and murdered a bunch of girls together, and also her sister, Carla Homoka's sister, and eventually what would happen is that Carla Homoka walked, so now she's like being kicked out from place to place in Canada as they discover her real identity, because she's hidden her identity, and she's kind of wormed her way in a bunch of mommy groups in these like little towns in Canada, and they find her and they kick her out and she moves on to the next town, essentially.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Isolate yourself.

• 10:01Henry Zebrowski?

  No, it's because there, she's a fucking psychopath, you probably should have been in jail. Paul Bernardo, though, is now up for parole and I doubt he's going anywhere, but Canada can surprise you.

• 10:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, they, they like to let people...

• 10:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, they just delayed it.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Oh, they're good.

• 10:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, they just delayed the parole hearing, good.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Good, good, good, good, good.

• 10:18Henry Zebrowski?

  No, Paul Bernardo, I would say, yes, criminal of many different things, I would say his worst crime of all, though, is attempt at rapping. He did an entire thing. You should have heard, you should have heard his whole like, "I'm, I'm Paul Bernardo and I'm here to say I rap in a Canadian way."

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 10:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  They never like good music.

• 10:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  I feel like if you enjoy good music, it keeps you from doing crimes.

• 10:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, you thought you were talking about Canadians in general?

• 10:47Speaker 03

  I'm talking about just murderers.

• 10:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, sometimes, except for Dennis Nelson.

• 10:51Speaker 03

  Do you think, um, James Falas, Falascas, how do you say his name?

• 10:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Velasquez?

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Velasquez, I'd say.

• 10:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Velasquez?

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Velasquez.

• 10:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Do you Velasquez?

• 10:59Speaker 03

  Velasquez. Do you think he's ever gonna go to a live concert?

• 11:01Henry Zebrowski?

  I mean, if I was live, if I was live, and I'm not, but if I was live, I'd invite him every day, to every tour, and be like, "Hey, listen, let me make it up to you. We wanna redo the songs for you." Is Live on Tour?

• 11:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, with Four Non Blondes.

• 11:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Whoa. Are they going, whoa, they're going to Australia!

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Uh-oh.

• 11:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, dude! This is what I'm fucking talking about!

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Oh my god, are they going to Adelaide?

• 11:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, and Stone Temple Pilots. No fucking way, dude! Yeah, they're going to Adelaide, they're going right to Radlane!

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Oh my god, we have to, alright.

• 11:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Let's buy him a ticket. Let's buy him a ticket, let's fucking have him say I'm sorry! He's as bad?

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Send him to the meet and greet.

• 11:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Send him to the meet and greet! Oh my god, let's go with this parole officer! He's just gonna be like, you know what, it's like, it's just gotta be amazing for him. Like, it's called the Justin Time Tour?

• 11:56Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying he's just, he's out just in time.

• 12:00Henry Zebrowski?

  That's amazing, you could go see him live, dude! You've always wanted to! That's amazing! Wow! God, I wanna see this show.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Honestly.

• 12:10Henry Zebrowski?

  This is a great tour.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  It does look like a lot of fun.

• 12:12Henry Zebrowski?

  In Australia?

• 12:13Speaker 03

  And, oh man.

• 12:15Henry Zebrowski?

  I'd fly to Australia to go see Live, Four Non Blondes, and Stone Temple Pilots. And, I'm, my wife won't go.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  I'd like about eight of those songs, I think.

• 12:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Dude, you'd be surprised.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Seven?

• 12:28Henry Zebrowski?

  You're not picking STP?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  I love STP, but Scott Weiland's dead.

• 12:32Henry Zebrowski?

  See, AIC, that's first, STP, right below it.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Alice in Chains is AIC.

• 12:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 12:42Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what I view it, that's my uncle state, that's my, that's my link, that's my rank right there.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, of course Alice in Chains is better than Stone Temple Pilots.

• 12:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, yes.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:51Henry Zebrowski?

  But I do like, but now, without Scott Weiland, who knows? But I'm certainly found a guy that sounds just like him.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  Yeah! Could've been me.

• 12:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow. You're not skinny enough.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:02Henry Zebrowski?

  You're not androgynous enough. You need to have a thinner waist and a better belly button.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  I miss him.

• 13:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Jeff Gutt is the new singer. Oh, Jeff Gutt. Oh, buddy.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Good for you, buddy.

• 13:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, way, you know, it's better.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  I'm happy he got a gig.

• 13:15Henry Zebrowski?

  It's kinda funny, cause it reminds me immediately of the director of Pumpkinhead 2, Jeff Burr.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 13:20Henry Zebrowski?

  I wonder if he's as talented as him. I, uh, we're covering, just, you know, it's a Pumpkinhead thing, it's for Movie Stories, go check it out, it's over on Patreon.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, October's gonna be all movie month over there, Movie Stories, we're having a good time.

• 13:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Eric, speaking of Horror Month, uh, this is just another quick update, because we're not getting into this right now, because we are going to do an entire series on the story. Uh, just so you know, also, guess who's sniffing around? Our, our daddy. Netflix is sniffing around this story as well.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 13:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, they've been asking people that are connected to this case for interviews already. R.C. Horsch, uh, the Philadelphia pornographer slash whatever you wanna call him.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  He doesn't have a Batman name yet.

• 14:01Henry Zebrowski?

  No, no, he does not have a villain name yet, he's probably the Kensington Killer, the Kensington Horror House, uh, it's actually outside of Kensington, uh, in Philadelphia. He, you know, wore an eye patch, uh, for those of you that don't know, his son Eugene Horsh was arrested on getting drug charges, all this kinda shit, they began to investigate the house he was living in, where his-

• 14:27Speaker 03

  Mr. Horshable.

• 14:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Mr. Horshable, that's great.

• 14:31Henry Zebrowski?

  That's great.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  That's a shitty name he deserves.

• 14:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, of course, it's horsesh, right, you know, that's a good one. But they, uh, because he's very obviously a rapist and murderer by his face. That's the worst part, again, which we covered this last time, about sad that he just looked scary and then is scary, I like somebody that it's the opposite.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Oh man, it's like, never judge a book by the cover, but like, the book is just like filled with the word rape.

• 14:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah! The rape manual. You gotta wanna read it for you, you really don't wanna read it, oh, actually, oh, it is what it says it is. Um, and so, this is a, uh, it's like every Paul Ferrovin film. So, this, um, there is a bunch of updates, and we really don't wanna get into all of the updates because of just how thick it is, and we don't wanna mess it up, and we're going to do an entire episode on this. Just so you know, it's looking like there is evidence of another snuff film.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 15:27Henry Zebrowski?

  There is at least evidence of, they're saying right now, they're saying up to five dead people.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  I heard up to sixty.

• 15:33Henry Zebrowski?

  I mean, who know, well, fucking who knows? It's just all over the place.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  I heard there's sixty missing women attached to the building.

• 15:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, there are women that were, because part of what he used to do, was that he used to take, quote unquote, "take pictures", or do, quote unquote, "art projects" with homeless women.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:51Henry Zebrowski?

  And so, a lot of them went missing. So, we don't really know yet.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  If it was him, or just?

• 15:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Don't know, but I did find out that Eugene had the local nickname of Jizz.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 16:01Henry Zebrowski?

  I got that from a, uh, from a listener that said that he got a local nickname was Jizz because of his dad.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 16:09Henry Zebrowski?

  So, his dad was a pornographer, so everybody called Eugene Jizz.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Because he is his dad's Jizz, and so that's how he referred to his son.

• 16:17Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't know if it's that logical. I just think he was just straight up calling him Jizz.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  You my Jizz!

• 16:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, Jizz!

• 16:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:24Henry Zebrowski?

  You damn make Jizz, you're Jizz!

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Man, so I've been listening to this new artist from New Orleans named Flag Boy Giz, and I thought for a while it was Flag Boy Jizz, and then I started listening to his music more.

• 16:37Henry Zebrowski?

  There's nothing jizzy about this.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he's, and he mentions himself as Giz, and I'm like, oh my god, thank god I didn't make that mistake, cause he's always, also rapping about killing people a lot, and so, I'm, I'm glad I didn't accidentally meet him and be like, "Hey, Mr. Jizz."

• 16:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Hello, Mr. Jizz! What you call me? My father was Mr. Jizz. Alright? You call me Randy.

• 16:57Speaker 03

  Dude, look at this guy, tell me you don't love him immediately.

• 16:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, that's, this is the guy?

• 17:00Speaker 03

  That's Flag Boy Giz.

• 17:01Henry Zebrowski?

  What is this?

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, We Outside is like the best song ever, his fucking new album, Gunfight, dude, it's like, uh, the, not the album's called Gun, the song Gunfight is fucking, dude, he's incredible, he's a Mardi Gras Indian.

• 17:13Henry Zebrowski?

  It's good.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, have you been listening?

• 17:15Henry Zebrowski?

  I've heard it, it went viral.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  It did? Okay, good, good, good, cause I go on, I go on Spotify, he's got like two thousand listens, I thought no one's really listening.

• 17:23Henry Zebrowski?

  It's like a New Orleans thing.

• 17:24Speaker 03

  It's not a hat, it's a fucking, it's a lifestyle!

• 17:29Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm liking that hat.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  New Orleans vibe, you know?

• 17:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Where'd you get that hat, Mr. Jizz?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  Jizz! You're gonna get us killed!

• 17:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Excuse me, Mr. Jizz, my question is, is how many exotic bugs had to be executed? It's honestly, and I don't even know if you can find him.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  Dude.

• 17:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Cause he's covered in, he's covered in Pez.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Dude, I'm telling you, that man will kill all of us.

• 17:51Henry Zebrowski?

  I, I love him.

• 17:54Henry Zebrowski?

  I love him, I want him on the show.

• 17:56Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, the Super Sunday goes, stay away from Flag Boy Giz.

• 18:00Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm, I love him, though, I love this attitude, I gotta hear the song, I will hear the song.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  He's the prettiest.

• 18:05Henry Zebrowski?

  It's, it's rap?

• 18:06Speaker 03

  It's, it's like rap, hip-hop, it's New Orleans music, New Orleans is, all New Orleans music is everything.

• 18:11Henry Zebrowski?

  You are the number one, if there was a person who likes Zydeco and NOLA style music, you're like the person who likes it the most?

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Who is not an older Creole woman from NOLA. Like, you have the tastes of a, of a witch doctor from the swamp. You love this, you just love New Orleans music.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  I will say, this is the one time Amber shared music with me and I didn't hate it.

• 18:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  And I actually, I'm kind of obsessed with it.

• 18:41Henry Zebrowski?

  That's incredible, my problem with NOLA music, truly, is that it kinda feels like how like blues feels to me sometimes, where it's so state-specific.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:50Henry Zebrowski?

  That like, when I hear New Orleans music and I'm not in New Orleans, it makes me really fucking sad.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Really?

• 18:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, cause I'm not in New Orleans.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  Tell me you don't love this shit.

• 19:03Henry Zebrowski?

  No, it's good!

• 19:07Henry Zebrowski?

  No, it's good, that is really good, I'm excited for it, we like, Ed's taste, Ed's taste is getting smoother, and my taste is getting janglier.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Cause I feel like you're getting smoother and I'm adding even more jangles, I've been getting really into more kinda jangly music.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've been cutting out white people in music, in, in my free time.

• 19:25Henry Zebrowski?

  So, there's a white genocide happening on your Spotify?

• 19:27Speaker 03

  I will go see a white man live, play music, but as far as like listening to it in my free time, you get the fuck out of my head.

• 19:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Unbelievable.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  I'm fine, if I'm listening to a white man, it's Henry Zebrowski.

• 19:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Thank you, hey!

• 19:39Speaker 03

  And I'm the only white man you need!

• 19:41Henry Zebrowski?

  And guess what, you don't sweat anything about that, I ain't even white, I'm Polish.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  Wow!

• 19:45Henry Zebrowski?

  We know that.

• 19:46Speaker 03

  That's why I like it.

• 19:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, y'all know that I ain't white, you'll know I'm Polish.

• 19:49Speaker 03

  You know who is white?

• 19:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Jim Thornton.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Now, talking about a white guy.

• 19:57Henry Zebrowski?

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• 24:18Henry Zebrowski?

  So, this is, all right, we're going to have a bit of a...

• 24:21Speaker 03

  How do you want to frame this?

• 24:22Henry Zebrowski?

  This is, we're in a bit of a, I'm going to say, I don't even like the term I'm about to use. This is a bit of a sticky situation. So, we covered this last week. Jim Thornton, the former announcer for Wheel of Fortune.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Is he officially fired?

• 24:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah. The Wheel of Fortune did a more thorough job than the police investigating Jim Thornton. Now I think I know why. So, Jim Thornton, I think I want to say two weeks ago while we were on break, he was the announcer of Wheel of Fortune, one job, literally the easiest job in the whole fucking world. Had the whole world in his pocket because all he had to do was read from a sheet of paper with his big, fat, dumbass head flopping back and forth. That is all he had to do and do nothing else. That is all he had to do was just do that, do charity runs, and go the fuck home. That's all you had to do, Jim, you fucking pervert.

• 25:20Henry Zebrowski?

  But, let me swing this back. So, Jim Thornton was on a plane, he was on American Airlines plane, I'm going to throw them under the bus because they're the worst of all of them. I mean, no, United's actually the worst.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  I will say, I was on American Airlines flight the other day and they were very nice to me.

• 25:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Good.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  They were very nice. Yeah, we're Delta people, but they didn't spank me or nothing.

• 25:42Henry Zebrowski?

  No, good. And so, Jim Thornton was on American Airlines, of course, on American Airlines, they allow this, they like this. And so, he was on a website called Lifeline Chat in which he was just typing, tippity typing, tippity typing away, right? And what that turned out to be was a chat site that was ostensibly for pedophiles struggling with their identity and people struggling with pedophilia. But it turns out, it was more of a celebration because it was an entire website of people just talking about how great it was that they were pedophiles and how much they wanted to have sex with little boys. And a lot of it was, it was all written down.

• 26:24Henry Zebrowski?

  And there was another website that is connected to a thing called Boy Moment and another one called Boy Life that all have a lot of CSAM on it, all covered in porn, right? He's just looking at this on a fucking plane. So, he was typing it and Jim Thornton's excuse was, hey, I had a family member that committed suicide. I like to spend time, my own personal time, in these various forums where people talk about suicide ideation and I want to talk them down. And like, that's what I do. That's how I give. I give and I give and I give and I give and I give.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Was his family member a self-identifying pedophile?

• 27:01Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he is. So, he, Jim Thornton, no, of course not. No, it had nothing to do with this. So, no, it's all fake, Eddie. All that is fake. It's not real. Because that's what the excuse he said. He said that to the police when they called the police. I guess someone told the captain while they were on the plane that there's a man on a pedophilia website just fucking tippity typing away. They told the captain who called the police, who met Jim Thornton when they landed, they looked at all the stuff, Jim Thornton fed them the line saying, "I just accidentally wandered into this website and it took me about the entire flight for me to realize, oh my God, this is about pedophilia. This is insane." And so, they just let him go because I don't think they wanted to deal with it. They didn't have the resources to deal with it.

• 27:44Henry Zebrowski?

  They needed to get a search warrant for his laptop. They would need to do lots of stuff. Normally, these types of busts, they take a long time. You have to build up a lot of evidence, right? Because they're very difficult to catch. So, the internet went ahead and did that for them. So, because immediately, he went to Wheel of Fortune, Wheel of Fortune that seems to have far more access to massive investigative efforts, they fired him immediately because I think what they found was this stuff, which is what we're about to talk about. So, this is still all alleged. We don't know if this is indeed Jim Thornton. Okay?

• 28:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:25Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm going to say this right now. We don't know. Is it really close? Yes. So, this came from a, there's two sources. One is from a website called GPatrickSec.com, which was just like, it's like a blog site in which these guys have been, this one guy, G Patrick, has been investigating pedophile networks.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 28:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Because as we've talked about before, pedophiles have to work in, they have to work in a network.

• 28:53Speaker 03

  And don't deserve a moment of peace.

• 28:55Henry Zebrowski?

  No. And they, when they have to work in a network, there is no, the individual lone-acting pedophile is a story that the police tell you because largely these networks are really hard to get. And this is specifically hard to pin down because it's about finding out whether or not they actually used CSAM, whether Jim Thornton had CSAM and shared CSAM. And that is all, you have to find all that stuff out because if they are just talking, they technically, as disgusting as it is, they can talk

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:31Henry Zebrowski?

  about these horrific things.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  It is free speech.

• 29:33Henry Zebrowski?

  They are allowed to talk about these horrific things. Does it mean that you will continue to be the announcer for Wheel of Fortune?

• 29:39Speaker 03

  Certainly not.

• 29:40Henry Zebrowski?

  No, because it looks bad because...

• 29:45Henry Zebrowski?

  They already kept Pat Sajak, who's a monster.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  Was he a monster?

• 29:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  What did he do?

• 29:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Fucking alcoholic mega, every level of fucking monster. He terrorized Vanna White.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Really?

• 29:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, but they just kept him.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Man, Vanna White has had like a great slash disturbing career.

• 30:04Henry Zebrowski?

  I love, poor Vanna White. She deserved that role, dude.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  She really did.

• 30:08Henry Zebrowski?

  But also, at the same time, fucking, I hope that wherever Vanna White is right now.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  I mean, she's a millionaire many times over.

• 30:14Henry Zebrowski?

  I just hope she's just loving life and she's so happy that she doesn't have to deal with any of these creeps anymore. And she just, she needs to do what Tina Turner did. Remember when Tina Turner, she retired to her Swiss chalet? With the millionaire she married, and then they went to go interview her the year before her death, and she's like, "I'm tired of entertaining other people. I lived my whole life of other people. Now I'm living for Tina." And it was like, that's where you want to be, Vanna. So, this guy, so look into this research on your own, I would say. Uh, so G Patrick wrote this little blog thing, the letter G Patrick. And then another guy named Sly Boy, I don't particularly like the name of the, the channel.

• 30:55Henry Zebrowski?

  But they put a lot of stuff together. So, one of the things they put together was that he was posting all over these websites. So, this is what I'm gonna start with, so I could say why they even think it might be Jim Thornton posting all these. So, we know that the website, on Lifeline Chat, where he was on, he was typing under a specific nom de guerre, called Nicholas B. 77. So, they track that on this, these, with these things, but it's, he was Nicholas B. 77 on Lifeline Chat, but they found the same account linked to an account called Little Nicky on Boy Moment. Now, here are some of the, the data points that Little Nicky has posted about. He has called, he said that his birthday is March 8th. Jim Thornton's birthday is March 8th.

• 31:40Henry Zebrowski?

  He has said that he has a son with type 1 diabetes who was diagnosed at 12. Jim Thornton's son, Sam, was, has diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 31:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Jim Thornton, Little Nicky has said that they are fluent in Spanish, learned at 15, an ear for mimicry, and has some German. Jim Thornton has a linguistics degree, Marshall University, studied German and Spanish. The Little Nicky said his job was a broadcaster. Worked early mornings for years. I dreamed, worked a job he's dreamed of since he was a kid, union and pension, coming out, coming out would be a career killer. So, they are saying, these are guys that are saying being a pedophile is normal. That's a key to all of this. These are guys that are trying to say that pedophiles are not only normal, but a lot of times are evolved human beings that understand a little bit more than the rest of us.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, they, they claim that they, they understand that what they believe, what they are attracted to is wrong.

• 32:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep. And... Well, no, they think it's society, no, no, unwrong, and completely wrong, Eddie. They think that society's wrong and can't understand that pedophilia is as old as children. And that which should be allowed because Aristotle did it.

• 32:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Right?

• 32:55Speaker 03

  And so, he's... I know that there are chat groups of pedophiles who get together.

• 33:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Non-practicing pedophiles.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Pedophiles that get together and kind of commiserate together to be like, hey, let's not do this. I do know that exists. I'm not a spokesman for pedophiles.

• 33:09Henry Zebrowski?

  You're not?

• 33:10Speaker 03

  But I will say that...

• 33:11Henry Zebrowski?

  But Eddie wants to be. He says he wants to be, though. So, all this goes back to the...

• 33:15Speaker 03

  It's good that they are in a place.

• 33:17Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I don't think so. I think that...

• 33:18Speaker 03

  You don't think so?

• 33:19Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I think that pedophilia is a, a virus amongst human DNA that is meant to eliminate those people. I personally believe that pedophilia is a, anybody that's non-practicing, quote-unquote, a non-practicing pedophile, and I'm gonna get a lot of emails about this, I couldn't fucking care less. Um, it's kind of like being a, saying you're a comedian and sitting in your room and doing jokes at the wall for nobody. What is gonna eventually happen is you're gonna take the jokes outside, because you're sick of people not hearing jokes.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:50Henry Zebrowski?

  So, I think that non-practicing pedophiles are just practicing to practice.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 33:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, that is my, that is my view. So, I just think that all of that is a fucking, because how long are you going to deny your true self? It's not what happens. It doesn't happen.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  I'd like to hear from a therapist on this, cuz I, I'm very intrigued.

• 34:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Please, please, site source, [email protected]. You know I love hearing all perspectives. I've heard this perspective before. This is my version of conservatism.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  I agree with you.

• 34:21Henry Zebrowski?

  That is my version of conservatism.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  I think that they should all just be killed, but the, uh...

• 34:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, chemically castrated. You just gotta cook the dick and balls off.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we're not allowed to.

• 34:29Henry Zebrowski?

  We should.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  I know, but we're not allowed.

• 34:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you know, I'm just saying, that's my opinion. So, this guy is, so, that's where all this comes from. That's the base of this, is that they are attaching all this together, they're pretty certain it's this guy. And what I do think is really interesting is some of the quotes attributed to Jim Thornton that have now come out. So, we saw last week, we talked about him talking about how he loved that the Burbank Golden Corral is a jet, it is an absolute boy fae, right?

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:57Henry Zebrowski?

  And so, now, this is what we now know about Jim Thornton, if this is indeed Little Nicky. And so, we're not saying it is, allegedly it might be, but these are the things that Little Nicky said. "I'm a pedophile, so I'm an inherently nice guy. Diaper lovers unite. I have been a diaper lover for as long as I can remember. Even at age 6, I remember getting sexually turned on by wearing a diaper. Whatever the reason, I love wearing them and I love little boys in diapers."

• 35:24Speaker 03

  So, hold on, I, I don't have any memories from 6.

• 35:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he had a lot of memories.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  You remember getting hard in a diaper at 6?

• 35:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he was hard by 4 himself.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Also...

• 35:34Henry Zebrowski?

  That's how corny he was.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  Still in a diaper at 6? That's not very popular.

• 35:38Henry Zebrowski?

  No, it's cuz my mommy did it as an, his mommy did it, we cut this a little out, his mommy did it as a punishment because he was a bedwetter. And so, he said, "Oh, but now to this day, I keep Pampers Good Nights XLs on hand for fun, which fit my 32 waist. It's a little skimpy, but still kind of cushy where it counts."

• 35:56Speaker 03

  Now, we should go measure his waist to make sure that lines up as well.

• 35:59Henry Zebrowski?

  I honestly think that that's a lie.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  Let's talk to the costumer.

• 36:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, he's a 38. "Boys should be naked all the time, let's just say it. But seeing a boy wearing clothes is kind of like gift wrapping on a present. It leaves something fun to the imagination, so I love the packaging, if you will. For example, Levi's blue jeans on a little guy are so hot, but more revealing garments can ignite my imagination. So, like undies, swim trunks, and especially clingy thin cloth sweatpants."

• 36:29Speaker 03

  It doesn't ignite your imagination, there's less. So, if, if anything, your imagination should be ignited by more clothes.

• 36:37Henry Zebrowski?

  "Something like that has me undressing a boy with my eyes. I love to do that in places like the grocery store or the airport, and the thought police can take a long walk over short catwalk. I've had, I wish I had enough money to do a reboot of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Ah, Jesus.

• 36:54Henry Zebrowski?

  This time on a private island. Walls of boys running around scantily clad, free rides, cotton candy, hot dogs, root beer on tap, plenty of swimming, lounging in the jacuzzi, and having fun all day and all night."

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 37:10Henry Zebrowski?

  "Do I think it's wrong to compare the persecution of pedophiles today to that of the Jews in Nazi Germany?"

• 37:16Speaker 03

  All right, come on, Jim.

• 37:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Not at all. And history reveals other examples. "It was the same way America dealt with the fear and mistrust of blacks after slavery ended." Again, I didn't say these things. This is not my opinion. These are not my opinions. These are Little Nicky's opinions.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:35Henry Zebrowski?

  So, um...

• 37:36Speaker 03

  No results for Jim Thornton on, uh, the Epstein list.

• 37:39Henry Zebrowski?

  So, just so you know, again, all of this is alleged. We don't know if this is Jim Thornton. Sounds a heck of a lot like him. There's actually audio clips on here that I'm, I'm probably not gonna play because I've, that might be a step too far for us legally. But there are audio clips in the, that little Substack thing that talks about, it is Jim Thornton, obviously, because he's a announcer, he's a professional speaker into a microphone.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Not anymore.

• 38:08Henry Zebrowski?

  That has a bombastic voice.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:10Henry Zebrowski?

  And you hear him talk. He does interviews with other pedophiles on Boy Moment, which he has been an admin of. Little Nicky's been an admin of this whole time, right? And so, he did interviews with pedophiles, all commiserating about how difficult their life is. And it's all just them just talking about like, "Nobody gets us, nobody wants to understand the true romance of harnessing the love and eroticism of a little tight boy."

• 38:39Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 38:40Henry Zebrowski?

  God damn it. He said that he, people brought kids to work, he was sizing up.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, that's the other thing. He said like, people were bringing their kids, like contestants brought their kids, and he was turned on by the kids.

• 38:50Henry Zebrowski?

  You know, God, you know, when it comes down to it, I hope they cancel the whole fucking show.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Honestly, we don't need it. We don't need it.

• 38:59Henry Zebrowski?

  I think we can move on.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  It really is. It's not even, honestly, it's not even a fortune.

• 39:03Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't even really care.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  No one's really making more than a couple grand.

• 39:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got most 200 grand, you're gonna get, you lose a lot of that to taxes, a lot of it's, you gotta wait for it. A lot of people have been on game shows, it's actually a huge pain in the ass.

• 39:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 39:15Henry Zebrowski?

  With the prizes and stuff. So just so you know, again, all of this alleged. He hasn't been arrested for these crimes. We don't know if he has anything. We don't have access to anything. It's just seeming like he was super, super, super confident and very, uh, he loved being a pedophile. And I think that that's really nice in a way that he could love himself and he didn't experience any of that guilt.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  I have an idea. I have a plan. I have an idea.

• 39:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  Jim Thornton, gone. He's out. Fuck it. The new announcer, they haven't really, I can't find out who, the name of the new announcer.

• 39:48Henry Zebrowski?

  No, man, maybe he's hiding, maybe he's laying low.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  Um, but a lot of people don't like it. A lot of people claiming it's AI. A lot of people saying it's not good, it's got no personality, it's got no depth.

• 39:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Where's Jim Thornton?

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Are you ready for this pitch? I want to make an audio, I'll produce this. You don't, you don't have to do this.

• 40:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Okay, okay.

• 40:08Speaker 03

  I wanna make an audio audition for Holden McNeely to be the new announcer for Wheel of Fortune.

• 40:14Henry Zebrowski?

  We should do this.

• 40:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I think, I think we should just like.

• 40:17Henry Zebrowski?

  We'll do this on the show.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  We should do this. Let's, let's get it ready for next week.

• 40:20Henry Zebrowski?

  I love this.

• 40:21Speaker 03

  And let's get Holden.

• 40:21Henry Zebrowski?

  We will set him up, a, an example of scripts that he needs to read.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, like about vacations and, you know.

• 40:28Henry Zebrowski?

  The get prizes?

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, prizes and stuff like that.

• 40:30Henry Zebrowski?

  And then little short bios of contestants?

• 40:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I think this is a really good idea. I wanna see what Holden could bring to the table. He has a booming voice.

• 40:37Henry Zebrowski?

  He does. The, the one thing he has is a booming voice.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's very distinct voice.

• 40:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Extremely distinct, you could almost say.

• 40:44Speaker 03

  You know, I, I feel like Holden McNeely can be the one person who comes out on top from this whole situation.

• 40:51Henry Zebrowski?

  And wouldn't that be a miracle?

• 40:52Speaker 03

  Wouldn't that be a miracle?

• 40:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Just another little miracle that we can keep in your pocket.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  That's right. So let's, I mean, honestly, I think that we can.

• 40:57Henry Zebrowski?

  That's not a bad idea. We're doing this.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  We could off Holden on ABC. I think it's ABC.

• 41:02Henry Zebrowski?

  I, they can take him?

• 41:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:04Henry Zebrowski?

  And then I can stop paying him?

• 41:05Speaker 03

  I mean, this could be amazing.

• 41:07Henry Zebrowski?

  So we're gonna stuttering John him?

• 41:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:09Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what this is.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:10Henry Zebrowski?

  This is stuttering John.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  What job does stuttering John get?

• 41:12Henry Zebrowski?

  He got the announcer for, uh, Jay Leno.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  This is a great idea.

• 41:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, this is stuttering John. This is just moving. This is Howard Stern move.

• 41:19Speaker 03

  A precedent has been set.

• 41:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  We're doing this.

• 41:23Henry Zebrowski?

  All right. We're gonna get him on the show.

• 41:27Henry Zebrowski?

  I bet you it's AI. I bet you at some point, they're like, we're not having another fucking pervert in here. No, fuck that shit. I don't care if it goes Cantonese. I don't care if the AI starts saying racist shit, all right? We already had a racist in here. His name was Pat Sajak. All right, whatever the AI is gonna say, Pat Sajak's gonna say fucking, he probably said 10 times worse. God knows what he said to Vanna. You know what I mean? God fucking knows what Pat Sajak said to Vanna. Of course they don't care if the AI announcer hallucinates.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Oh, man, the secrets that woman has.

• 41:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, she knows. She just keeps those letters, turns them back. So we got, actually, this is another update.

• 42:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:04Henry Zebrowski?

  So I wanna talk about this. Uh, this story is, God, I love a crying man.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  No!

• 42:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Um, this is, for those of you that don't remember, we covered this in the very beginning of when this first story first.

• 42:19Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Popped out. Caleb Flynn, former, uh, American Idol contestant. I guess he was in the very first season?

• 42:27Speaker 03

  You know, it's a weird thing because at this point, there has to be 2 million former American Idol contestants. Some of them are gonna have to kill, some of them are gonna kill somebody.

• 42:39Henry Zebrowski?

  We're really starting to see that come to the head now, and I like that.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like, cause it's literally one out of a million.

• 42:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, I've already had, there's been two, uh, massive crimes attached to worst cooks in America.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 42:50Henry Zebrowski?

  That show. Well, the winner of one murdered her baby. Um, and they had a.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Was it the food?

• 42:55Henry Zebrowski?

  No, Eddie. No, no, no, no. That's what my mom tried to do. A long, long way.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  That's the long game, yeah, long game.

• 43:03Henry Zebrowski?

  But no, no, she did just straight up kill the baby out of the collect. And then there was another crime. I forgot what the other crime was attached to, um, top, to, uh, worst cooks, but it's kind of amazing.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I think there's gonna be more American Idol murderers.

• 43:15Henry Zebrowski?

  I hope so.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  There's too many of them.

• 43:16Henry Zebrowski?

  So Caleb Flynn, uh, he has currently been arrested, uh, for murdering his wife. Uh, and while his two children were sleeping in the other room, he shot her two times in the head. Uh, and she, she would, like, this whole thing was because, obviously, he was very, very embarrassed about the affair that is being revealed in the trial. Of course Caleb Flynn, when he, when all this happened, he sobbed. And he was just like, "My wife was shot in a sleep by home invaders." This is what I wanna say straight up. Home invaders very rarely are gonna kill you.

• 43:57Henry Zebrowski?

  For the most part, they want your stuff. For the most part, they're gonna wait until you're gone, right? This is, this is Caleb Flynn singing "Hallelujah."

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:08Henry Zebrowski?

  So he made a whole thing that these assassins came into their home and shot his wife in the head while she was asleep. Because of course she's a part of the cartels, but.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  She was sent by Simon.

• 44:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, what if she was sent by Simon Cowell? Now here, let's, let's hear, listen to Caleb, Caleb Flynn's angel-like voice.

• 44:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Just like a guy who killed his wife.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 44:35Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the type of fuckboy music. Fuckboy hallelujah. It's not supposed to sound like that.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  No, it's gotta be all gruff.

• 44:41Henry Zebrowski?

  It's not supposed to sound like.

• 44:47Henry Zebrowski?

  I hate that he keeps his face against the pop filter. I hate this guy.

• 44:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Cause this thing, he's a pastor, right? Cause now he's a pastor, so of course all of this is like fuckboy for Christ energy.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:59Henry Zebrowski?

  That I can't stand. I hate hot boy for Christ. So now they're going through, uh, the texts. Over 100,000 texts between Caleb Flynn and his mistress.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, years long they had this relationship.

• 45:13Henry Zebrowski?

  And when she secured this, these innocent tongues, this guy planned for over a year to murder his wife. Constantly talked about how he can't wait till she's gone. They talked about how they were gonna murder the wife. They talked about when they were gonna murder the wife. How great it was gonna be when he murders the wife. What he was gonna do after he murders the wife. All these types of things. And of course, he's just saying, "That is John. I was weak."

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, even though.

• 45:44Henry Zebrowski?

  "I was weak. I am a man of flesh." Because there's something about, I was watching that, the, um, the pastor's wife Netflix special. That's another example of like a crying pastor that murdered his wife, trying to cover all this kinda shit up. It's like, he hasn't been charged at all. It's like a whole thing. She went, she committed, the wife went and committed suicide by call, calling the, the 911 saying, "You're gonna find my body out here." But it doesn't really make any sense. Go watch that Netflix doc series.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:13Henry Zebrowski?

  It's on, it's on our daddy stations to go watch them. And we, uh, but there's something about congregations loving when their pastor has done something wrong.

• 46:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Right? Like, there's something, like, it's almost like the sick thing where like, yeah, everyone's like, oh, sure, but like, when the pastor, there's like, it's like a common trope. And I wanna know why. Side stories, L P O T L at Gmail dot com. Signs of the old days. Cause I forgot, what was the name? There was a famous pro, the guy that was like, "I have sinned."

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, well, it makes them feel like.

• 46:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Who was his name?

• 46:48Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 46:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Was that?

• 46:50Speaker 03

  I forget. I don't know any of these motherfuckers' names. Who cares about that?

• 46:53Henry Zebrowski?

  But there's something about the, it's like, yes, they're all like naughty pastor. We don't, but they kinda love the idea that they get to then forgive the pastor.

• 47:01Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 47:02Henry Zebrowski?

  And that they can then get, have like power back in a way. You know what I mean? Like, there's something that he, like, there's something about that kinda, it's like a sick circle that they love.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Cause it helps them, man. It helps them feel like the things they do wrong are good.

• 47:16Henry Zebrowski?

  And he just, there's something about it. They just love watching him just because his, you know, his, oh, uh, Jimmy Swaggart.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Oh, Jimmy Swaggart. Oh, he did it.

• 47:26Henry Zebrowski?

  That was the idea of like him, Jim Baker.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  Jim Baker.

• 47:29Henry Zebrowski?

  It was Jim Baker, who came out and did the thing where he said, Jim Baker Re, was just, "I have sinned." Cause he gave all that money, I believe it was to Jessica Hahn.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  There's a whole fraudsters about it. People should go listen to it.

• 47:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yes. And so these guys are like, it's just something about the, they love this crying pastor. But this guy is, uh, caught dead to rights. He's crying all through, he's crying all through trial. He really is doing that hot girl thing.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  The night before the murders, he messaged his mistress.

• 48:00Henry Zebrowski?

  "I'm free."

• 48:01Speaker 03

  "I choose you. I'm free." "Actions will come tomorrow. February 16th, a day I'll never forget."

• 48:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 48:09Speaker 03

  I mean, what are we even doing here?

• 48:12Henry Zebrowski?

  But you don't understand. No, it's a conspiracy. They're jealous of my voice. They're jealous that I sing to God. They're jealous. I know Jesus intimately.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, they have not found the gun. They have not found the gun. And, but his 9mm gun is missing from the console in his car where he kept it, and the console was open.

• 48:40Henry Zebrowski?

  It was asleep in its bed. Something woke it up from its bed. Bro, the invaders came. They, they first kidnapped my son's gun. And then they used it on my sleeping wife.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  Why wouldn't they do it to you?

• 48:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah. You're the guy.

• 49:00Speaker 03

  They're trying to get at him, Eddie. That's what you understand. They're enemies against Christ.

• 49:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's people like us. But, see, Los Angeles enbies.

• 49:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Broke into their house.

• 49:12Henry Zebrowski?

  In Ohio.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  In Ohio to murder his wife because they were jealous of her status.

• 49:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Of being able to marry a pastor.

• 49:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 03

  And the bullets match the gun that's missing.

• 49:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Hmm.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:26Henry Zebrowski?

  That's gonna be sticky.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  But there, like, his lawyers are, are saying that there's not, they're, they're trying to do the whole mess with the, the, the mess with all the evidence chain. So who knows? Juries are really fucking stupid these days, so who fucking knows?

• 49:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, oh my God. I, I mean, yes, who knows, obviously, but this guy's caught dead to rights. Uh, it seems like he's fucked forever and he should be, cause.

• 49:46Speaker 03

  I, why does a pastor need a gun?

• 49:49Henry Zebrowski?

  To fight for God.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  That doesn't, no!

• 49:52Henry Zebrowski?

  You have to shoot sinners in the head to save them.

• 49:54Speaker 03

  It's like the Pope in the fucking glass tube.

• 49:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he's saying, really afraid for a guy who's just gonna go to heaven.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Like a guy who's just gonna not only go to heaven, but like the best part of heaven. Like you're gonna go to the fucking Delta One Lounge of heaven. And you're so nervous about dying. That doesn't spell, that doesn't sound great for the rest of us.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:15Henry Zebrowski?

  It's like the rest of us are fucked.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 50:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, so what do we want to get into? We have a lot of other stories.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  I feel like this one we gotta bring up, even though there's no real answer to what's going on.

• 50:24Henry Zebrowski?

  This is just to kind of stick our little flag in it and know that we are looking at this story. It is getting there. There is a, seems to be right now, they are not saying it yet. They're not saying it yet, but there might be a serial killer in South Africa. That is, there's a bunch, there's a string of crimes that they're currently investigating. This is all coming out of Kempton.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, the Kempton Park area of Johannesburg. Um, there's been nine women, um, who have been found in the same manner. Um, but it also, they're not only looking, a bunch of people have been arrested. There was one murder, that guy was arrested, he's in prison, but then there was eight more murders after that.

• 51:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  And so they're also looking at the fact that it might be a group of people killing them.

• 51:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Who knows? Who fucking knows? But right now, it is a string of unsolved murders in South Africa. That's really all we know. And so just like the RC horse story, we're gonna get to it.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:16Henry Zebrowski?

  As it develops.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  As it keeps developing. All I know is the cops in Johannesburg aren't the best. I know that they, from, I went there, granted, this was 10 years ago, but there were reports of them selling their uniforms to people so they can commit crimes, selling the lights off of their cars so people could commit crimes. Um, I don't have faith in this police department to solve this crime properly.

• 51:39Henry Zebrowski?

  See what happens.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  Unfortunately. Uh, but yeah, they are, uh, they're, I was told by a woman who lives in South Africa that if a cop pulls her over as a woman, they are taught to drive to the police station with the cop following them because so many people impersonate cops and commit sexual assault and harm people. So it is a, is a, is a hard place to, to go through all this, so.

• 52:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, most of them were young. Uh, they suffered extreme violence.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Um, there's a lot of women that will be, there's a big warning has been issued to women locally in the area. Um, uh, uh, and it's, it's, it's actually, it's quite scary. So who fucking knows what's going on?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, uh, if you're listening from South Africa, take your headphones out while you walk around.

• 52:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, according to Al Jazeera, between 2020 and 2021, an average of 5.5 out of 100,000 women in South Africa were killed by an intimate partner. Between January, March of just this year.

• 52:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:33Henry Zebrowski?

  South African police recorded almost 10,000 reported rapes, an average of over 100 per day.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  It is, um, it is very, there are billboards out there telling you not to rape. It's a, it's, it's, it's a, it's.

• 52:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, at least they're getting the reminder. What I think these guys really need, honestly Eddie, will place posted note.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:53Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what you need, I think, to really make sure you keep it on their forefront. Or maybe a little tattoo on the wrist that says, don't rape.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  So I hope that in South Africa, they, um, they have one of the higher rates of femicide in the world. So I really hope they get their fucking act together.

• 53:05Henry Zebrowski?

  So I hope so too, Eddie. You are right.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  Um, Noah's Ark?

• 53:09Henry Zebrowski?

  I just need to bring this up. I love, uh, fakery and chicanery, as you all know. You know, I love it, especially when it's got a religious flavor. And I also just love it when people make stuff up and then they go do real, real things about it. I think it's really fun. Um, and this is a story out of Turkey. No, we're not talking about your favorite comedian's last hair transplant. We are talking about Noah's Ark. This place, um, they're looking for drilling, they're starting to drill. Drill, baby, drill at what is not confirmed as Noah's Ark's final resting place in Turkey.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  So they're tearing apart some mountain because some guy's an idiot.

• 53:51Henry Zebrowski?

  So essentially, yep, this thing is called the Duopanar Formation. So for a long time in, I wanted to do a whole episode about this and I have a whole research thing done on this. We haven't done it yet, just because it was kind of dry. I think at the time when I was trying to do it, it was like, it wasn't the right time, it wasn't the right vibe, and so we might bring it back. But I, I'm really into the hunts for religious antiquities and all of the corruptions and stuff that go in with this. Because it's amazing. It really is. There's so many sordid tales of illegal archaeology and I think it's fascinating.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  I feel like most archaeology, if you really break it down, is probably illegal.

• 54:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, Eddie, don't.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Please don't. Side stories, L P O T L at gmail dot com. Tell me why archaeology is fine.

• 54:38Henry Zebrowski?

  I, I know it's fine. It's largely fine. I know it's like, it's one of those, must like a lot of fringe sciences, I will say, which we have found, because there was some Epstein money in archaeology, or because we talked about with Jack Horner, I believed.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Like, and stuff like that, like, so, money, sciences that need direct grants, like, are subject to grifters.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 55:01Henry Zebrowski?

  So like, these guys need money sometimes from outside sources in order to do their job as trained archaeologists. And so they can, so I do feel like there is a lot of opportunities for grifters to get involved.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Um.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  As a, you know, and people who just go to shovel.

• 55:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Hey, hey, you know, just people who like to brush little mouths.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  Marcus would have been a good archaeologist.

• 55:21Henry Zebrowski?

  I think he'd get too horny.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  You think so?

• 55:23Henry Zebrowski?

  I think you need to be more impartial.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  I think there's a good way to get to the bottom of this and really find out if that's true or not.

• 55:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Set him up with a little like fake dig?

• 55:31Speaker 03

  I think we should talk to Carolina.

• 55:33Henry Zebrowski?

  We will, and ask her about this.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Yes, I think this is important. All right, folks, stay tuned right now. We got a very special guest. Carolina Hidalgo coming on. No dogs in space.

• 55:43Henry Zebrowski?

  No dogs in space.

• 55:46Speaker 03

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• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  Right from your grave.

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51Henry Zebrowski?

  We were right next to it the entire fucking time.

• 1:00:53Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 1:00:53Henry Zebrowski?

  But you should read this.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  Fascinating.

• 1:00:55Henry Zebrowski?

  You should read their, the collective, the CCRU collective writings if you can somehow get through this. I don't know if you can.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  I, I, I could do anything while doing my hair.

• 1:01:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Basically, this thing is.

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  I can literally read anything.

• 1:01:06Henry Zebrowski?

  It is fully.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  So you know, because this takes 35 minutes.

• 1:01:09Henry Zebrowski?

  What people don't understand.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Doesn't look like it does.

• 1:01:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Are we recording yet?

• 1:01:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're rolling.

• 1:01:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:01:13Henry Zebrowski?

  You know what I'll say is what people don't fully understand is that, um, the problem with comedy today is actually, I'm not even joking. It's going back to the Lemurians.

• 1:01:22Speaker 03

  I, I don't even know what that means.

• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  Wait, are this?

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  I, that's the.

• 1:01:26Speaker 04

  Is there a lot of lemurs hanging out?

• 1:01:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Before we get into the stories.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  Are these light people?

• 1:01:30Henry Zebrowski?

  These are, before we're gonna get into stories, before that we're gonna talk about with Carolina, we need to first acknowledge the fact that, that the guys that are currently talking to Joe Rogan believe that Lemurian Atlantean scientists created or helped to help serve an AI god from the future. And that they were talking to Atlantis, these are the guys in charge of OpenAI and Open, all these companies. This is what they actually believe in, that they are serving ancient sorcerer scientists that were contacted by a forever conscious future AI that is helping them perpetuate itself in the past.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  See, I've always been a magnet of zeros guys, and I didn't really like the Lumineers.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, the boom clap thing is really uncomfortable. I just, it, you know.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  Like pearls before swine.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  How many rustic weddings do I have to go to?

• 1:02:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Carolina Hidalgo, it's good to have you.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  How you doing?

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  Hey, it's really good to see you guys.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  Congrats on no dogs.

• 1:02:30Speaker 04

  I know. Thank you so much. It's so nice birthing a podcast.

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  It is nice to have it out there and I really appreciate it. And Ed, you're wearing the shirt I got you for your birthday.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  I do, I do.

• 1:02:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Day signaling.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  Where my gift that I got from the record store that's now closed, that's a vape shop now. Last time I was in Tallahassee, now it's just a giant vape shop.

• 1:02:48Henry Zebrowski?

  But it's amazing that you got that shirt.

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  It makes me happy.

• 1:02:51Henry Zebrowski?

  That was where we used.

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  Two versions she got me. I got a black one too.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, because I don't know what you're in the mood for, you know?

• 1:02:55Henry Zebrowski?

  What we used to do is we'd steal DVDs out of borders, so we used to sell them back there.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Oh, no way.

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  I should have done that the old way. I'm sorry.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, what are you gonna do?

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  I just bought it on eBay.

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Man, I got, it's, this, these people, Vinyl Fever, shout out, long dead Vinyl Fever in Tallahassee.

• 1:03:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's not there anymore. You can't even shout them out.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, but they taught me a lot about music.

• 1:03:13Speaker 04

  They're not dead.

• 1:03:14Henry Zebrowski?

  They're not there.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:15Henry Zebrowski?

  All right, here we go.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  And some of them could be dead. Some of them could be.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, that's fair. Florida.

• 1:03:20Henry Zebrowski?

  First of all, No Dogs in Space, the New York Dolls. Where are we at with Buster Poindexter?

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  Yes. That is episode coda. That means episode six. That means that's, I mean, technically the worst Hellraiser, but the best No Dogs in Space episode, because we're gonna do a five-part series on the New York Dolls. And then the sixth part will be our coda episode, which is all their careers afterwards.

• 1:03:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  And we're gonna get into that.

• 1:03:48Henry Zebrowski?

  I still feel like, yeah, sure, New York Dolls, blah, blah, blah. Buster Poindexter.

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  And that's when we're gonna get into.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  Car 54, where are you? I want a whole episode on that.

• 1:03:56Henry Zebrowski?

  On Car 54, where are you? You are nobody. You guys are nobody and nothing if you don't cover Car 54, where are you?

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Can we do a movie stories of just, of just David?

• 1:04:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Jason, oh, you already, Scrooge is one of my favorite movies of all time.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  It's a great performance.

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  Oh, it's so good.

• 1:04:12Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm not even joking. Scrooge is in my top 20 films.

• 1:04:16Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 1:04:16Henry Zebrowski?

  I love that movie.

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  I'm with you 100%.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  Certainly gonna get knocked off when Ebenezer shows up. Before he was Scrooge.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  Real, no.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Before he was Scrooge.

• 1:04:27Henry Zebrowski?

  He was Ebenezer.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  Are they gonna kill his parents outside of movie theater?

• 1:04:32Henry Zebrowski?

  I think they are gonna do the thing where, yeah, it's a retcon and then he gets, and then, um, Jimmy Cratchit becomes his Robin.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  I didn't realize that Christian Bale was such a good Batman because he's also an orphan.

• 1:04:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Whoa.

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  I didn't know that.

• 1:04:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Did he kill his parents to become Batman?

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  Uh, maybe.

• 1:04:50Henry Zebrowski?

  Cool.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christian Bale's an orphan and, uh, he recently, uh, built a giant foster community for a bunch of kids to make sure that siblings aren't broken up. Isn't that nice?

• 1:04:59Speaker 04

  That's fantastic. I didn't know he was, he was a real life orphan, because I remember in his movie.

• 1:05:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Sounds like a child store.

• 1:05:04Speaker 04

  In his movie, in his big movie, he was an orphan.

• 1:05:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:05:07Speaker 04

  Remember the Empire of the Sun?

• 1:05:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  And that was did he go method? I mean, like, what happened?

• 1:05:13Henry Zebrowski?

  That was his first movie? He might have killed his own parents, or maybe he just never experienced joy.

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  He is a newsy.

• 1:05:18Henry Zebrowski?

  He is.

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  God, all of his movies.

• 1:05:21Henry Zebrowski?

  About boys that, boys that never had parents. Patrick Bateman, where are his parents?

• 1:05:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. Maybe he'd be a better man if he was parented better.

• 1:05:29Henry Zebrowski?

  You're right.

• 1:05:30Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:05:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, we want to talk to Carolina first about.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:05:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Digging.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  That's, that's what I'm here for.

• 1:05:36Henry Zebrowski?

  And I'm sorry, the reason why we decided to bring this up to you, because obviously, and this is not always like, doesn't have to always be about fucking Marcus. Cause you know, part of the show here is that like, Marcus is in here.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Right, so we get to play.

• 1:05:48Speaker 04

  He's up there, actually.

• 1:05:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he doesn't hear what happens.

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  Give it up for Marcus.

• 1:05:51Henry Zebrowski?

  But he doesn't hear what happens in here. He doesn't care what happens in here.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  Soundproof, soundproof.

• 1:05:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he doesn't know.

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  Marcus!

• 1:05:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Marcus! Fuck you, Marcus!

• 1:05:59Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 1:06:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Fuck you!

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  He ain't coming.

• 1:06:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Right, he doesn't hear, he doesn't know what we do here, right? We're in charge here, right? Cause he can't correct us in here. Sitting here, we get to be in full Lords of the Man.

• 1:06:10Speaker 04

  I don't know why you think this is better.

• 1:06:11Speaker 03

  What would you like to be wrong about? This is the place.

• 1:06:14Henry Zebrowski?

  This is the place. You can be completely incorrect. That's the goal. We stay in it. We sit in it.

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  Okay. I can't wait for the next 29 minutes.

• 1:06:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, you're gonna love all the things we throw on you. So this story is about digging and I think it's good to kind of just bring it up because obviously Marcus like, think blah, blah, blah. But the thing that this is, you know, it's also good about religion. So what I love about this story is like, I love grifters within the world of antiquities.

• 1:06:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Like, I think it's awesome. And so right now, they are currently doing this, uh, it's what's called Noah Ark, Noah's Ark Scans is the name of the company. And they are, so there is this area in Turkey called the Deripinar Formation, which looks like a vagina, right? It looks like a big hole. It looks like this thing. It is vaguely boat shaped.

• 1:07:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Right, if you look at it from the top.

• 1:07:15Speaker 04

  I can see where the clitoris.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:16Henry Zebrowski?

  The clitoris of the boat is where the butthole of the boat is. You could see it.

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  There's three holes.

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  So some dude saw this.

• 1:07:22Henry Zebrowski?

  Where the pee pee goes.

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  Can I show you?

• 1:07:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Okay, you show me, show me on the boat where the pee pee comes from.

• 1:07:31Henry Zebrowski?

  It's near the top.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  So some jerk off saw this and he was like, this is it.

• 1:07:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, this was a long, a long time ago.

• 1:07:38Speaker 04

  So wait, wait, he found the vagina?

• 1:07:42Henry Zebrowski?

  So it was discovered in 1959.

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  Okay, good.

• 1:07:44Henry Zebrowski?

  And a Turkey Amish captain, he captured it in an aerial photo while they were mapping the area out. Now, a lot of guys immediately said like, oh my God, that's some kind of boat. And this is Bible country.

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Right? What's the biggest thing in all of Bible? That big ass boat.

• 1:08:01Speaker 03

  I mean, there's that, we could debate that. There's lots of different.

• 1:08:05Henry Zebrowski?

  But Noah's Ark, in Bible one.

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 1:08:08Henry Zebrowski?

  The big thing is the boat.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  You think so? More than the one is the Jericho?

• 1:08:14Henry Zebrowski?

  What about the balls of Jericho?

• 1:08:17Speaker 03

  What's that? The first day was pretty big.

• 1:08:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Speaker 03

  The light.

• 1:08:21Henry Zebrowski?

  But all that was a fake.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  The sun, the sun's bigger.

• 1:08:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Eric Gorkles, all Garrett Gorkle. So the trying to do here is this is the actual historical beginnings of the Bible. Where they, this is, everybody's desperate to prove the Bible to be concrete real. And yes, there is, the Bible is a, there is, it is a historical document.

• 1:08:39Speaker 04

  Yes, it's trope city.

• 1:08:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, it is a wonderful book of listens and poetry, uh, and it does have historical information in it. But it is not, I would say, it's meant for interpretation, right? And so I don't think it's really a direct.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  It went through a lot of, yes, I actually know this. I read the Bible in college. Yes, it went through four major editors, just only the Old Testament alone.

• 1:09:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, Bible one.

• 1:09:07Speaker 04

  And this is all written hand, by hand, so sometimes they would just like kind of change a thing or two or, you know, make a male to a female and.

• 1:09:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, whatever your flavor is.

• 1:09:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. They would, they would switch it up all the time. Yeah.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  So the Old Testament, is that more of like the original story or the prequel? How do we look at things?

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  Okay, so yes, the Old Testament is totally the original story prequel.

• 1:09:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:09:29Speaker 04

  I think I figured that out.

• 1:09:30Henry Zebrowski?

  The, the New Testament was the revamped, Jesus is actually nice.

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  See, I thought, I always looked at the New Testament as the sequel to the Bible.

• 1:09:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Hmm.

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:09:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Cause the Old Testament was the old version of the Jewish, like the old version of these stories.

• 1:09:47Speaker 03

  But the Catholics believe in it.

• 1:09:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Of course they do, because we'll fucking believe anything.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  It's a lot of stories about how things beget things.

• 1:09:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  And a lot of things kill things. It's a very, very boring story, unfortunately.

• 1:09:59Henry Zebrowski?

  And then the New Testament is Jesus's story, ostensibly.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  When he's just fucking and sucking his way across.

• 1:10:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, fucking and sucking and fishing and dipping, all this stuff, slinging wine, bartending and cooking. He was honestly the first ever service industry, like, guy. Like, he's like the line cook you fuck.

• 1:10:20Speaker 04

  Oh, gotcha. The original.

• 1:10:22Henry Zebrowski?

  The original line cook you fuck.

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  He loved fishes and loaves.

• 1:10:26Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:27Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I wish he liked some condiments like tartar sauce or something. So this is, um, for a while, when these guys saw the boat-shaped formation, there's a lot of people showing up like, Noah's Ark! We're gonna, that's it! We found it! And many scientists said, no, it's not. It is a natural formation in the limestone. And still, people to this day keep showing up, but every generation showing, be like, Noah's Ark, we're gonna excavate it! This is it! It's right here! And every single time, everyone's like, no, it's not. It's just, it's a randomly shaped, vaguely boat-shaped formation.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  It's an oval mountain.

• 1:11:03Henry Zebrowski?

  It is an oval hole.

• 1:11:05Speaker 04

  Gotcha. And what about Mount Ararat? Remember? That was very important.

• 1:11:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I mean, right now, it's like right next to it. It's right next to it.

• 1:11:14Speaker 04

  So we were off by a mountain?

• 1:11:16Henry Zebrowski?

  It is not real.

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:11:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Not a bit of it's real.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mount Ararat is in Turkey.

• 1:11:22Henry Zebrowski?

  It is. Yes. Now, members of Noah's Ark Scan Expedition believe that you're in part, you know, it's located in eastern Turkey, near Mount Ararat, could mark the final resting place of the vessel described in Genesis. Um, and so this new lady has taken upon herself, because it takes a, it takes a way, lady, to take upon herself to say, no, it's actually the ark, and we're doing something about it. Lauren Witsky, Christian activist, is now currently drilling into the side of this thing. Um, because they believe they have new scans. Uh, she's a full-on flat-earther.

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  Oh, what?

• 1:11:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Which doesn't really work with the flood story, which is kinda hilarious.

• 1:12:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Um, I guess it does. Maybe it does.

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  It what makes one a Christian activist? How do you have to act- advise Christian?

• 1:12:09Speaker 03

  That means she doesn't like me.

• 1:12:10Henry Zebrowski?

  You mean, you gotta make your life, you gotta make other people's life work. Um, so this, they say now, the site has been probed with ground-penetrating radar. This time by this new group Noah's Ark Scans Expedition, which claims that it's mapped with looks like corridors and chambers under the surface, including one hallway that runs more than 250 feet. I would say, when I look at the picture, that it looks like a bunch of blips and bloops.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:35Henry Zebrowski?

  This is, here, look at the, the, the one with all the colors on it, Rob. There's like one in this article here, yeah, that's all the blips and bloops that are saying it's some form of tunnel and not, all of these things, right? Which I, I, um, I think that's fucking stupid.

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  You know, but if this person's gonna spend a bunch of money to just go look in a mountain, what the fuck do we care?

• 1:12:55Henry Zebrowski?

  I mean, you could, you could spend it on children.

• 1:12:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you are destroying the land for no reason.

• 1:13:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes. So they said the project, they did a fundraiser, so this is for them to make money. So they've already made 600 grand, uh, in order to rent all this, and Jane, and it's so far, like, apparently, they only have a little chunk of it, but they're just drill baby drilling anyway. So they have a driller out there. This, uh, very smarmy-looking evil woman that God doesn't love is, uh, currently drilling into the formation.

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  What? For $600,000?

• 1:13:26Henry Zebrowski?

  For $600,000.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  It goes a lot further over there.

• 1:13:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I think so, yeah. It goes about 10 feet deep.

• 1:13:33Henry Zebrowski?

  And they're just drilling, just got one that got, one guy with the drill.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  He's like, I'll do it.

• 1:13:37Henry Zebrowski?

  That's it.

• 1:13:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's like, yeah, sure, I'm fucking drilling that mountain for you.

• 1:13:40Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't know if there's a lot of regulation in Turkey. You know, because of how many times they just do the whole, like, you go there to get your, like, teeth made into metal, and you go there to get your hair fucking turned around.

• 1:13:52Speaker 04

  Well, they had to deal with a horrible, terrible earthquake recently, and they're under a dictatorship, like we're used to.

• 1:14:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, so that means it's bad regulation.

• 1:14:02Speaker 03

  I mean, the earthquake should have wiggled it free.

• 1:14:05Henry Zebrowski?

  If the earthquake was gonna do anything, if God was real, he would send an earthquake to knock the ark out.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  And he would put it exactly in Las Vegas, right where Planet Hollywood is sitting.

• 1:14:17Henry Zebrowski?

  If God was real, he'd show up, he'd levitate the boat out, take it to Vegas, he would make Elvis come back to life. Elvis would be performing on top of the ark at the Sphere.

• 1:14:31Speaker 03

  All right.

• 1:14:31Henry Zebrowski?

  And that shows that God isn't real.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  That's the thing. I would say there is a God, if I saw that.

• 1:14:37Henry Zebrowski?

  That, that's the only way I believe.

• 1:14:39Speaker 04

  That's like, zero, like.

• 1:14:40Henry Zebrowski?

  God in a Clippers jersey, levitating, like, literally, he'd have to choose. Because he's choosing the downtrodden, yeah.

• 1:14:49Speaker 03

  Well, if, this, if, all right, all right, hypothetically, this woman, she digs into there, she finds the ark. She finds the dinosaur bones that Noah grabbed the dinosaurs, he put them on the boat.

• 1:15:00Henry Zebrowski?

  No, he swam on top of the dinosaurs.

• 1:15:01Speaker 04

  I, I thought the dinosaurs were late, cause Lady Dinosaur had to put on more makeup.

• 1:15:05Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:15:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, sexy. Oh, that's fun.

• 1:15:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know, it's horrible. I know, it's horrible. It's absolutely terrible. I, I can't believe they made me read that shit as a child. Uh, but yes, apparently dinosaurs did not, uh, survive the ark, the flood.

• 1:15:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I don't think, cause they were so slow.

• 1:15:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Is that it? Is that they were just slow and they got taken up by the weather?

• 1:15:30Speaker 03

  The swimming, the swimming dinosaurs were probably fine.

• 1:15:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  But, so.

• 1:15:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Where are they then?

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  Swimming.

• 1:15:36Speaker 03

  They're in Montana.

• 1:15:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh.

• 1:15:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, yeah, and sharks.

• 1:15:40Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Shark.

• 1:15:41Speaker 04

  There's lots of caves. Tons of caves.

• 1:15:43Henry Zebrowski?

  That's a ghost.

• 1:15:44Speaker 03

  So if she finds a boat in here, do people start believing in God? If there is a boat in the mountain? So hypotheticals.

• 1:15:52Speaker 04

  Hmm, good point.

• 1:15:53Henry Zebrowski?

  This is my question. How in the living fuck? This, thousands of years later, that we even know it's a boat? If it's already rock?

• 1:16:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a good point.

• 1:16:02Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 1:16:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Wouldn't we know that that's the boat?

• 1:16:04Speaker 03

  Well, you gotta like.

• 1:16:05Henry Zebrowski?

  If we just took a chunk off of that fucking rock, wouldn't we know that's a boat?

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  I feel like you'd have to.

• 1:16:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Right?

• 1:16:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:11Speaker 03

  It's boat-shaped.

• 1:16:12Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't think they need to drill into it to know if it's a boat or not.

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'd just scrape the side of it.

• 1:16:16Henry Zebrowski?

  I just, we were at the British Museum. They just had a whole, they had a whole boat that they found.

• 1:16:22Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:16:22Henry Zebrowski?

  That they think is Noah's Ark? No.

• 1:16:24Speaker 04

  Oh, from another book?

• 1:16:25Henry Zebrowski?

  It was just like.

• 1:16:26Speaker 04

  A movie? Franchise?

• 1:16:27Henry Zebrowski?

  They have the biggest discovery of Viking, uh, of Viking tools and stuff that ever existed, cause a lot of their stuff was made, uh, in, think perishable things. And they found a submerged boat that they managed to save. But it was just because they got the boat and they found, it's like, the biggest treasure trove of Viking historical knowledge ever out of a single of, like, archaeological event. So it's like, finding boats is not unheard of.

• 1:16:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:56Henry Zebrowski?

  They would find a boat, and they would know it's a boat, and they'd say it's a boat, and then they'd dig it up, and it's very obviously a boat. And didn't become a bunch of rocks.

• 1:17:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:07Henry Zebrowski?

  It was a boat, and it was as old as any of this stuff. So you'd find the boat.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:13Henry Zebrowski?

  The boat be there, but also probably not, cause guess what the boat is? Wood.

• 1:17:18Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, so it's done.

• 1:17:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Wood, and it would fall apart, right, up to a certain point. The reason why that boat was found is cause it was submerged in the water.

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, so the boat would be gone completely.

• 1:17:28Henry Zebrowski?

  The boat would be gone.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  The wood would decompose by now.

• 1:17:31Henry Zebrowski?

  It's all over.

• 1:17:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:32Henry Zebrowski?

  There is no Noah's Ark. It's not real.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  I found a baseball.

• 1:17:36Henry Zebrowski?

  Nothing! She's wasting everybody's money!

• 1:17:38Speaker 04

  It's time! Look at her!

• 1:17:39Henry Zebrowski?

  She just wants to go to Turkey for some reason.

• 1:17:41Speaker 03

  I found a baseball bat buried in my backyard.

• 1:17:44Speaker 04

  Beginning of civilization. Anyway, good to you.

• 1:17:46Henry Zebrowski?

  But have you ever been?

• 1:17:47Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:17:48Henry Zebrowski?

  To Turkey?

• 1:17:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:17:49Henry Zebrowski?

  She's tried, Carolina's traveled quite a bit.

• 1:17:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, no, my, my parents, oh, actually, when I was little, but my parents just came back from that. And they're like, it is Carolina. It is the cradle of civilization, where it all began.

• 1:18:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, people love Turkey. And you go there, but it's like, how's the, uh, how's the food?

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't know. I did not ask.

• 1:18:07Speaker 03

  It's sleepy.

• 1:18:07Henry Zebrowski?

  You asked nothing. It's very good.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  I was like, my parents are in their 70s. I just wanted to make sure they came home safe.

• 1:18:12Henry Zebrowski?

  You didn't find out where they, where they. Bald that?

• 1:18:15Speaker 04

  Bald, like, what do you mean bald?

• 1:18:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Where'd they go? Where was your sexy, was it a sexy trip for them?

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  They dropped their cash.

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, oh, okay. They did like one of those tour things. Like when you tour with other people, uh, you know, and, and they take you around to a bunch of places. And it's like more like an international tour.

• 1:18:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Cool.

• 1:18:33Speaker 04

  Kind of thing, cause they, you know, they're Hispanic. They're, you know, my mom's Colombian, my dad's Peruvian. So it has to have some Spanish stuff to it.

• 1:18:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, interesting. Oh, so they had like somebody like walking them through.

• 1:18:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, and this thing and that thing and the other thing.

• 1:18:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Hotels.

• 1:18:46Speaker 04

  I, I have no idea. The whole time I was like, when are you gonna get home? Are you safe? I don't know why I just freaked out over that.

• 1:18:53Speaker 03

  Hey, you know, you're worried.

• 1:18:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, my mom's like, they're so far away.

• 1:18:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Don't be that freaked out because the inheritance then comes one step closer.

• 1:19:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I.

• 1:19:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:04Speaker 03

  You were acting like a parent.

• 1:19:06Speaker 04

  I guess I have to go to Turkey after that.

• 1:19:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Ooh. Yeah, you'll get them out of there. You'll get them out of there. I just like, I'm being a hater because I think it's funny.

• 1:19:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Isn't that fun? There we go.

• 1:19:18Speaker 03

  I'll be a hater against Texas, cause they got two different daycares out there that are running into some fucking sticky situations.

• 1:19:25Henry Zebrowski?

  So I wanna, so Carolina, you have ran groups of children before.

• 1:19:30Speaker 04

  Yes, can you please elaborate a little bit more?

• 1:19:33Henry Zebrowski?

  What does that mean? Pickpocketing, pickpocketing groups.

• 1:19:36Speaker 04

  Yeah. Have you seen Slumdog Millionaire?

• 1:19:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that is kind of what you've worked on. You have trained boy criminals, just shimmy up pipes, break into old apartments, steal bronze.

• 1:19:47Speaker 03

  Former chimney sweep Carolina Delgo.

• 1:19:51Speaker 04

  It is not an easy job.

• 1:19:53Henry Zebrowski?

  No, you coached soccer.

• 1:19:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, yes. I coached soccer for almost 11 years and I worked with children. I know every kind of child, uh, from year, uh, two to 13 years old. Uh, special needs, uh, you know, all kinds of socioeconomic backgrounds, every kind of kid you could ever meet. And still there are parents who are like, you don't know kids. And I'm like, that's fine. I, I get it, cause I don't have kids. That's fair.

• 1:20:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you don't have to be in there all the time, like listening to them mewling and shit and pissing.

• 1:20:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I, I, I get it. But you know what the thing is? I know parents.

• 1:20:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:20:27Speaker 04

  And they are tough people.

• 1:20:29Henry Zebrowski?

  I think parents are some of the worst people to ever exist.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, I'm sure some of them are, sure.

• 1:20:35Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I'm just saying that when I know that, just from the, the way they park around my house to get to the middle school and the elementary school and I was like, I love, I love families, cause they keep the price of my house up. But I hate the way that parents act. You know what I mean? I don't like how they act around their children. Right? Because they're, they're insane.

• 1:20:58Speaker 04

  That's, that's a very fun, actually oddly progressive thought of yours.

• 1:21:04Henry Zebrowski?

  That is my main progressive thought. Um, but this is a story that like, it's hard, because I also like, but I also don't agree with taking it out on kids. Like, I like kids.

• 1:21:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:15Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't like parents.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:17Henry Zebrowski?

  And so this is a story.

• 1:21:18Speaker 03

  Just like Jim Thornton.

• 1:21:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Just like.

• 1:21:22Henry Zebrowski?

  That's the Wheel of Fortune announcer who got busted for being an admin in a bunch of pedophile websites.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, no, we went deep, that goes deeper, Carolina.

• 1:21:29Speaker 04

  Why, why sit in an airplane and do that? That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

• 1:21:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Carolina, he was a full-on admin that has been doing this for like 10 years.

• 1:21:38Speaker 04

  He said he accidentally clicked on it. What a fucking idiot.

• 1:21:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Because he accidentally, I guess, meant to go to the other one where there's actual CSAM on it.

• 1:21:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  So he was wrong?

• 1:21:48Henry Zebrowski?

  He was just, you know what? You know what else they, Carolina? Honestly, idle hands.

• 1:21:52Speaker 04

  I, I really.

• 1:21:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Idle hands. He should have had more to do. That job was too boring. He should have done something else.

• 1:21:58Speaker 04

  Just be an announcer. You have to be like the key grip.

• 1:22:00Henry Zebrowski?

  If you're just an announcer, like literally.

• 1:22:04Speaker 03

  He didn't even write it.

• 1:22:04Henry Zebrowski?

  What else have you done?

• 1:22:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:06Henry Zebrowski?

  What else are you do, what are you doing? What are you doing? Because you should be doing nine other things, or you should be so busy with charity work? You should be so filled with charity work?

• 1:22:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, he should be like, I gotta get out early today. There's an auction at Sotheby's. I gotta go announce.

• 1:22:19Henry Zebrowski?

  I gotta go do announce. I gotta do these things. That should be your whole life, because you have got the golden ticket on the easiest job on the face of the planet.

• 1:22:29Speaker 03

  I bet this guy couldn't even fucking do a horse race.

• 1:22:31Henry Zebrowski?

  I already did this today. I've already yelled about this today. So let's get back to this.

• 1:22:35Speaker 04

  I'm glad you did it for me.

• 1:22:36Speaker 03

  So there are two different incidents in Texas.

• 1:22:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:22:41Speaker 03

  In daycares that are.

• 1:22:42Speaker 04

  This week alone.

• 1:22:43Speaker 03

  This week alone, where the first one was in Fort Worth. This is the bigger one, it seems like, at the Arca Montessori Academy in Risinger.

• 1:22:52Henry Zebrowski?

  I think it's kinda interesting that it was at a Montessori school, when that's like.

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  Supposed to be better, right?

• 1:22:57Henry Zebrowski?

  That's like the liberal nice school, right?

• 1:22:59Speaker 03

  I have no idea, because.

• 1:23:01Henry Zebrowski?

  I think they took that fancy school.

• 1:23:02Speaker 03

  I refuse to learn.

• 1:23:03Henry Zebrowski?

  But I think Montessori school where like the, the cards, like the paper doesn't have edges.

• 1:23:07Speaker 03

  I know Sina wanted his kids at a Montessori school, so I imagine that's better.

• 1:23:11Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. No, it kinda depends. You know what? It's kinda like a, uh, I don't know, like a Del Taco, right? Like, there's some in some good parts of town and some Montessoris that don't have good Del Tacos. I would say it's gonna be like a Del Taco.

• 1:23:26Henry Zebrowski?

  They're bad Montessori.

• 1:23:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, it's very franchised.

• 1:23:28Speaker 03

  This one's definitely bad.

• 1:23:29Speaker 04

  In certain ways.

• 1:23:30Henry Zebrowski?

  This one's bad.

• 1:23:31Speaker 03

  Because they were making the four-year-olds fight each other. And like a, and like a ramshackled Fight Club sort of situation.

• 1:23:37Henry Zebrowski?

  This is my question, right?

• 1:23:38Speaker 04

  I don't think it was organized enough, though.

• 1:23:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah. If it was.

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  There's no money changing hands, I don't think.

• 1:23:43Henry Zebrowski?

  If it was more organized, would that be okay?

• 1:23:46Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:23:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:23:47Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:23:48Henry Zebrowski?

  If they got the parents involved and they, and it was about fighting training.

• 1:23:53Speaker 03

  If there was like a, an ambulance on hand, that might be nice. I guess just a school nurse.

• 1:24:00Henry Zebrowski?

  So would they like grab, yeah, cause the thing is they hurt, the, the, the workers hurt the children, which is really sad, right?

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  They made the children hurt each other kind of deal.

• 1:24:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Now, we don't know why, right? Or was it like a whole like punishment thing that she was trying to get them to do to each other?

• 1:24:15Speaker 03

  I mean, we can hypothetical the shit out of this, but the fact is, they had two kids fight each other on purpose in front of them and it's on camera.

• 1:24:22Henry Zebrowski?

  So you're saying that there's no, you're trying to say that there's no reason that would work in this scenario?

• 1:24:29Speaker 03

  I would say if you wanna give them a nice, a nice way of doing this, you could say that they were trying to teach the kids to stick up for each other. But even that is a bad thing. How about that?

• 1:24:42Speaker 04

  I'm gonna agree. I'm gonna be the tiebreaker here, because it is very true. I saw that video and like, even when I saw it, I was like, it's not as bad as they frame it to be, but it is still very, very bad.

• 1:24:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, it's the Fight Club that's the bad part, I think.

• 1:24:57Speaker 04

  But the thing is, I, like, is it really a true Fight Club or is that a headline?

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  It's not a true Fight Club.

• 1:25:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, I didn't see any banners or text messages.

• 1:25:07Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, there shouldn't be.

• 1:25:08Speaker 04

  Or spam the emails about it.

• 1:25:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah. Don't you understand? The first rule of a fucking Fight Club.

• 1:25:12Speaker 04

  What's the second rule?

• 1:25:14Henry Zebrowski?

  I don't actually, I don't know. I never got to.

• 1:25:15Speaker 03

  The second rule is the first rule.

• 1:25:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah. The first rule of a Fight Club, you don't talk about Fight Club.

• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:25:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, so they can't.

• 1:25:22Speaker 04

  Why do you trust a three-year-old with that?

• 1:25:24Henry Zebrowski?

  Because three-year-olds can barely speak.

• 1:25:27Speaker 04

  No, no, they can at one.

• 1:25:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, but who believes a three-year-old unless they're saying something awesome?

• 1:25:31Speaker 03

  Well, these are four-year-olds. And the, uh.

• 1:25:33Speaker 04

  Well, they can really speak.

• 1:25:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they, they knew that this had been going on for a while.

• 1:25:37Henry Zebrowski?

  Then they're ready for Jim Thornton.

• 1:25:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Honestly, this might be a good job. It's actually, now that I'm thinking about it, you might wanna teach these four-year-olds to fight. Just in case they have to fight a Wheel of Fortune announcer away from them.

• 1:25:49Speaker 04

  Well, that's what I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't, like, someone who worked with kids for over 11 years and all that stuff, I, I, I, I would never have children fight each other ever, but as I said, the parents. I would totally have a parent fight a child. But, no, not just one child. A fucking army, a pyramid of children.

• 1:26:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, can I ask you straight up, from the amount of, how old were the kids you were with?

• 1:26:14Speaker 04

  Oh, uh, they started from two to like 11, sometimes 12 years old.

• 1:26:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Can I honestly ask you, how big of a group of them do you think you could take? Like, at one point, yeah, like, at what point do you believe?

• 1:26:29Speaker 03

  Carolina's not a fighter.

• 1:26:30Speaker 04

  No, I am totally.

• 1:26:32Henry Zebrowski?

  Throw all of the, throw it all, like, it's you, they have been infected with a, a virus that makes them aggressive, right? Like, just, just throw all the logic out the window, but you have to fight all the kids. What is the most amount of these kids you think you could fight at once?

• 1:26:49Speaker 03

  Can I ask one more question about this hypothetical situation?

• 1:26:51Speaker 04

  I have an answer to that.

• 1:26:52Speaker 03

  Are these kids zombies? Are you worried about if one bites you, you will die? Cause that changes the way you fight.

• 1:26:57Henry Zebrowski?

  I would say, let's just say, okay, you can't get a communicable disease from them. You can't get the disease from them. But you, but you can kill them legally because they're some kind of, they've changed.

• 1:27:06Speaker 03

  Okay, cool.

• 1:27:06Henry Zebrowski?

  They're not themselves anymore, so you can kill them. Yeah, all right.

• 1:27:09Speaker 04

  This is easy. This is very easy. It's what I would do in my job anyways. They come running at you, you, you, you, you tap, like, not really tap, but you put your, your hand on the top of their head. You kinda turn them a little bit and they run the other way. Seriously, that's what you can do with any child.

• 1:27:24Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:27:25Speaker 04

  That's how you get them from collision. That's how you get them from hitting heads together. And you get this like sixth sense, this like Matrix, kinda like I am the one kinda bullshit thing, where you know when things are about to happen. When you work with kids, you know seconds away. So that means I don't have to fight a single kid in a zombie apocalypse. All I have to do is just turn them around and be like, uh, what's the announcer's name?

• 1:27:49Henry Zebrowski?

  Jim Thornton.

• 1:27:50Speaker 04

  There he is.

• 1:27:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:51Speaker 04

  And then they run towards him.

• 1:27:53Henry Zebrowski?

  I'm so glad to see all of you coming here. You're gonna help me. Excellent. There's nothing I love more than being consumed alive by a group of four-year-old children. I've always wanted to be in the tummy of a little boy.

• 1:28:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Now I'm in their tummy. Oh, I'm swimming around inside the intestines of a little boy.

• 1:28:14Speaker 04

  Why did Rob give him a mic?

• 1:28:17Henry Zebrowski?

  I was born with a microphone inside of my mouth. This is what I do. It's my only skill.

• 1:28:24Speaker 03

  So you could just redirect a child?

• 1:28:26Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly. Redirect.

• 1:28:27Speaker 03

  See, I would never think of that. I would just punch him.

• 1:28:29Speaker 04

  Well, that, you know, that can only help so much and then you're gonna get tired and then you're gonna feel bad.

• 1:28:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, that's why I was asking you how much you really, I think, the only reason I was really asking you is because you know from experience, the energy level of these kids, and if you think that you could actually, could you think that you could make your way through a dozen children?

• 1:28:47Speaker 04

  Totally. You know, move them, you move them by their shoulders, by their heads, by their necks, you move them away. It is so easy. A kid will be like, okay, yeah, this way is good.

• 1:28:55Henry Zebrowski?

  See, I think I'd grab the biggest kid and kill him in front of all of them.

• 1:28:58Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:28:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Just so that they know, to maybe it would discourage them. Or I'd take the smallest hostage, which is best, Teddy?

• 1:29:06Speaker 03

  I think you'd kill an adult in front of them. That's the best.

• 1:29:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Kids have no respect, though.

• 1:29:11Speaker 03

  But they do fear.

• 1:29:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, but I feel like if they saw an adult get murdered, they'd be like, yay, kill the adult.

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then you're like, oh, I like these kids.

• 1:29:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's a problem. Now I'm on their side.

• 1:29:20Speaker 03

  Now I'm their leader.

• 1:29:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:21Speaker 03

  Out of nowhere. This is actually a great turn of events.

• 1:29:24Henry Zebrowski?

  I actually don't mind this.

• 1:29:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Now they're mine. Release. Release. And just send them to places. Just go to various parts of the country. Release.

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do you have a weapon you would use against children?

• 1:29:38Henry Zebrowski?

  A weed whacker.

• 1:29:39Speaker 03

  Weed whacker?

• 1:29:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Also, I think-

• 1:29:41Speaker 03

  Sickle works?

• 1:29:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Nunchucks.

• 1:29:42Speaker 03

  Nunchucks?

• 1:29:43Henry Zebrowski?

  I say shovel.

• 1:29:44Speaker 04

  Can I get out of this episode?

• 1:29:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, I would want to. It's the idea of like, if I'm hitting kids, I want to be able to hit multiple at a time. Big, long stick.

• 1:29:54Speaker 03

  Well, either way-

• 1:29:55Henry Zebrowski?

  Hit him with a car, like you do the, you know, when you're doing circles in the car, you could do a lot of, like, those kind of things?

• 1:30:02Speaker 03

  Well, the Montessori school has not, um, uh, responded for comments.

• 1:30:08Speaker 04

  No, no. There about to be a Kentucky Fried Chicken in a minute. Are you kidding me? And then fights there are normal.

• 1:30:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Honestly, then it's fine. Yeah, as long as it's a Whataburger.

• 1:30:16Speaker 04

  Or your local McDonald's, by the way.

• 1:30:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. The other daycare, um, this woman is facing up to 10 years in prison for making one child bite another child's arm.

• 1:30:26Henry Zebrowski?

  Now, we don't know why, though. Again, we, I really want to see-

• 1:30:30Speaker 03

  She held the arm and then held the head, made the child bite the arm. The child's like, I don't want to bite the arm. Bite the arm. I don't want to bite the arm. She made him bite the arm. It's all on camera.

• 1:30:39Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:30:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:41Henry Zebrowski?

  I wonder what the reasoning was.

• 1:30:42Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:30:43Speaker 03

  Seems like she just wanted to punish the child and didn't want to hit her himself. That's my theory. It was a theory that I had.

• 1:30:48Henry Zebrowski?

  So she tried to use-

• 1:30:50Speaker 04

  She's trying to weapons this.

• 1:30:51Speaker 03

  Yes, that's what I, that's what I think happened in this situation.

• 1:30:54Speaker 04

  She thinks she's weapons.

• 1:30:56Henry Zebrowski?

  That's kind, she thinks she's weapons. I honestly think that that's a good idea.

• 1:31:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Have the kids fight, honestly, that fixes the whole thing. Have the kids fight the other kids. Have them all police each other.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what she was trying to do. It did not work. She's getting 10 years. Uh, yeah, I know. In the footage, it's alleged that Garrett took one child's right arm and put her own hand on the back of the other girl's head. Police claimed that she physically manipulated the girl's head by forcing it down while raising the other child's arm into her mouth. So she was doing, she did the whole thing.

• 1:31:30Henry Zebrowski?

  It's a lot of work.

• 1:31:31Speaker 03

  It is a lot of work. But it is still hitting, she's hitting two kids when she was just trying to make one happen.

• 1:31:37Henry Zebrowski?

  See, you gotta put a sponge, you gotta put soap in a sock.

• 1:31:40Speaker 04

  10 years is actually, I'm gonna say 10 years is actually pretty steep for something like that.

• 1:31:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Wild amount of time.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  I mean, like, none of them on the list are in jail. Just think about that.

• 1:31:48Henry Zebrowski?

  I also, child endangerment can get you a pretty stern sentence, technically.

• 1:31:53Speaker 04

  Hey, I worked with kids for 11 years, especially in Central Park, Prospect Park. I have never once lost a kid for more than a minute.

• 1:32:01Speaker 03

  Well, those are good New York kids. I think New York kids don't get lost. I think that if you brought a fucking, like, a Madison, Wisconsin kid out there, you'd lose one. I think a New York kid knows what's going on. A little bit more, they're a little bit more aware.

• 1:32:15Speaker 04

  I found them and just quickly, it was like, I'm sorry.

• 1:32:20Speaker 04

  It was 2011, no one cares.

• 1:32:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, I understand, Carolina, why didn't you just use the standard muster run away?

• 1:32:27Speaker 04

  I, I, you know what? Just, or grab another kid that looks like him. Yes, I know, um-

• 1:32:31Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, you know these runaways? Because it's like, you gotta get used to saying that. Well, you know these runaways. You know how they are. They're always packing a bindle. These four-year-olds are always on their way out. They love the open road.

• 1:32:42Speaker 03

  That's something actually we should be taught in schools. How to make a bindle. You never know, you never know when you're gonna hit the road and get out of there.

• 1:32:50Henry Zebrowski?

  You have to be molested by a homeless man in order to learn a Yag's abilities.

• 1:32:55Speaker 03

  Second grade.

• 1:32:56Speaker 04

  How do you make a bindle?

• 1:32:57Speaker 03

  Bindle week.

• 1:32:58Henry Zebrowski?

  It's a handkerchief.

• 1:32:58Speaker 03

  You need a stick and a handkerchief and a lot of cool things.

• 1:33:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you do, you put something inside the handkerchief and then you tie it around the stick.

• 1:33:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you hit the road.

• 1:33:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, kids love the road.

• 1:33:06Speaker 04

  But what do you put in there?

• 1:33:08Speaker 03

  Whatever you need. I imagine kids would be like toys, micro machines.

• 1:33:12Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some fruit, some fruit snacks and, um, I, yeah, a Red Bull.

• 1:33:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ecto Cooler.

• 1:33:19Speaker 04

  Okay, Ecto Cooler.

• 1:33:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:21Henry Zebrowski?

  You could still get Ecto Cooler now.

• 1:33:23Speaker 03

  I know, that's why I said it.

• 1:33:23Henry Zebrowski?

  You can buy it off of eBay.

• 1:33:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ecto Cooler's so popular. I don't think it's popular, but it still exists. Crystal Pepsi.

• 1:33:30Speaker 04

  And it'd be like, which way to the nearest Montessori?

• 1:33:33Henry Zebrowski?

  And like, I always kind of put, go in the bindles, kind of what goes with what I steal in Baldur's Gate 3, where it's a lot of like cheeses, hard sausages. That's what I'd put in a bindle.

• 1:33:44Speaker 03

  I don't want to hear about Baldur's Gate 3. I know Carolina doesn't.

• 1:33:50Speaker 04

  I love my Baldur's Cafe.

• 1:33:52Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, you watch, you watch Marcus play video games.

• 1:33:55Speaker 04

  I'm a watcher. I'm actually one of those watchers where I, I go like, it's been a while since you played video games. Because I like comment, I like doing the commentary on it.

• 1:34:03Speaker 03

  Natalie's like that, yeah.

• 1:34:04Speaker 04

  No, no, I enjoy it all the time.

• 1:34:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Natalie, watch me plays.

• 1:34:06Speaker 04

  All the time. Elden Ring, uh, Dark Souls 3 is constantly, like, he's like supposedly the hero in the story, right?

• 1:34:13Henry Zebrowski?

  He's killing everybody.

• 1:34:14Speaker 04

  And I'm like, are you going into someone's house? And he's like, yeah, they're demons, but you're going into the demon house. And then he's like, yeah, and you're killing them while they're just standing there? He's like, yeah. And I was like, and you're the good guy?

• 1:34:25Henry Zebrowski?

  This is all helps the game.

• 1:34:26Speaker 03

  You know why I like watching people play video games? I remember when I used to watch everyone play like, uh, what was it? Mario Kart and Halo and GoldenEye all night. You know what's really, you know what's great about watching all that shit? Is they don't pay attention when the blunt's going around. I can take extra hits.

• 1:34:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:43Speaker 03

  So I'm like more stoned than everybody. So they're playing this stupid fucking game. I'm fucking out there stealing all the weed.

• 1:34:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's honestly really smart. That's really, really smart. Thank you.

• 1:34:51Speaker 04

  I spent a whole summer playing GoldenEye. Oh, no odd job, no map. I'll play against you anytime.

• 1:34:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Ah, God, it's been a while.

• 1:34:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:34:57Henry Zebrowski?

  It's been a fucking long time. But yeah, Natalie was a little disappointed because she saw me on a date in BG3.

• 1:35:02Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 1:35:03Henry Zebrowski?

  She saw me have a lot of sex.

• 1:35:04Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 1:35:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Because I'm not having sex with Karlak.

• 1:35:06Speaker 04

  You're, you're doing that right there in your own living room?

• 1:35:10Speaker 03

  It's video game.

• 1:35:10Henry Zebrowski?

  We're open only for Baldur's Gate 3.

• 1:35:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:14Henry Zebrowski?

  We have an open marriage for me to date, Lazel.

• 1:35:17Speaker 04

  Is she okay with this?

• 1:35:19Henry Zebrowski?

  She is not, she says she is, but I do see a little anger. You know, like, she is okay with it. She knows it's not real.

• 1:35:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:27Henry Zebrowski?

  But she also is just like, why are you saying such nice things to that woman?

• 1:35:32Speaker 04

  You know, that's a good point.

• 1:35:33Speaker 03

  That is the thing, yeah.

• 1:35:34Henry Zebrowski?

  You should call her a whore and a homewrecker and tell her to get the fuck away from me.

• 1:35:37Speaker 04

  Or instead, maybe, okay, that's another way to go, vibe.

• 1:35:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Call her a fucking homewrecker and get out of here trying to destroy my house?

• 1:35:44Speaker 03

  But you get, that's how you lose the game.

• 1:35:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:35:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:47Henry Zebrowski?

  No, I have, I'm trying to see those tits in the game.

• 1:35:49Speaker 04

  You can also just be like, I'm gonna treat my queen like a queen.

• 1:35:54Henry Zebrowski?

  I do.

• 1:35:55Speaker 04

  Uh, no, no, of course you do. You definitely do. And then I'm gonna treat my video game queen like a queen. And in that way, they're, they never shall cross paths. They will never be jealous.

• 1:36:04Speaker 03

  You know what I always feel guilty about? And I'm sitting there and I like my cute dog videos on YouTube and sometimes I watch them on the TV and I'm watching cute dog videos. Sometimes it's an hour goes by and the whole time, there's Harley sitting next to me. I'm just ignoring her. You know, I feel like that's kind of like watching porn in front of your wife.

• 1:36:21Henry Zebrowski?

  I do. Get away.

• 1:36:22Speaker 04

  Is she watching it with you, though?

• 1:36:24Speaker 03

  I don't think so. Usually, whenever I look, she's staring at me like, why aren't you petting me?

• 1:36:28Henry Zebrowski?

  But it might, it should be kind of like porn where it gets you like pet horny.

• 1:36:32Speaker 03

  It does.

• 1:36:33Speaker 04

  Oh, good point.

• 1:36:33Henry Zebrowski?

  So then you could build up all your pet horniness and you can really pet the living fucking shit out of Harley.

• 1:36:38Speaker 03

  I really do. I play her like she's a fucking, uh, ukulele.

• 1:36:44Speaker 04

  As he should.

• 1:36:47Henry Zebrowski?

  What else is coming up on this season of No Dogs, Carolina?

• 1:36:51Speaker 04

  Oh, man. Oh, okay. So Link Ray, we're gonna talk about Link Ray for a little bit.

• 1:36:56Speaker 03

  Cool.

• 1:36:56Speaker 04

  Have you heard of The Rumble?

• 1:36:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Nope.

• 1:36:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:36:58Speaker 04

  Okay, have you ever seen a Quentin Tarantino movie?

• 1:37:00Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:37:01Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:01Speaker 04

  He, there's loads of songs, just like that dun, dun, dun. I can't do it right.

• 1:37:07Speaker 04

  Rob's got it, Rob's got it.

• 1:37:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:37:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's all like surf rock.

• 1:37:11Speaker 04

  Uh, it's got a bit of surf rock to it, actually. It definitely does, but it's more, here we go.

• 1:37:17Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:19Speaker 04

  It's

• 1:37:19Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's like rockabilly atmosphere music.

• 1:37:21Speaker 04

  You know, this is the part where Steve Buscemi goes and bam, they get out of the bathroom. And he pees all over his face and he's just laughing.

• 1:37:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, this is from Desperado.

• 1:37:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:37:31Speaker 03

  I like the Link Ray, um, self-titled albums.

• 1:37:34Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:37:34Speaker 03

  From seventy-one. That's very chill. I like that album a lot.

• 1:37:37Speaker 04

  It's fantastic. No, he does, uh, like his stuff, especially his Americana stuff, because he is of indigenous heritage.

• 1:37:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:37:45Speaker 04

  And so he decided to get back to like the old Americana, uh, just, just kind of be proud of his indigenous, because when he was a kid, he would have to always pass his white during like, you know, the, the olden days.

• 1:37:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, I bet. And then he could finally be himself at some point.

• 1:38:00Speaker 04

  Exactly. And dressed like, kind of like a bit of a Roy Orbison Elvis guy.

• 1:38:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, it's like he's Roy Orbison but Native American.

• 1:38:07Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly. And he's fantastic, uh, uh, as an, as a musician. So we're gonna totally talk about it.

• 1:38:13Speaker 03

  Fire and Brimstone is like one of my favorites.

• 1:38:14Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:38:15Speaker 03

  That song's good as fuck.

• 1:38:16Speaker 04

  I kn- I knew you'd love that. Oh, man. Well, we're gonna play that sometime soon, I hope. Uh, yeah, no, we're gonna talk about that, X-Ray Specs. Uh, we're gonna talk about, uh, Jane County, the first trans punk star of all time, probably the best one.

• 1:38:31Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:38:32Speaker 04

  As of yet, you know, uh, and we're gonna really get into that. So we're, we're gonna go really crazy this, this year. And then next year, we're gonna go into like, uh, like more established bands like The Clash and, and Black Flag and stuff like that.

• 1:38:45Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that's what we were talking about, which I'm really excited for. And I'm really excited for this New York Dolls story. And I'm so glad that you guys are back.

• 1:38:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, thank you. And, and thank Rob too, because Rob is really like the other guy.

• 1:38:56Henry Zebrowski?

  He's working his fucking ass.

• 1:38:57Speaker 04

  Rob and Patrick Fisher, they really do so much, like, to make everything so much better. And they make our show presentable in a way that I make it kind of like, I, I just, you know, I'm telling this stupid story, but he makes it so good. So I want everyone to check it out. It's very, very nice.

• 1:39:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Nice. That's very, very nice.

• 1:39:15Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:39:16Henry Zebrowski?

  Rob, get back to work!

• 1:39:17Speaker 04

  Yeah!

• 1:39:18Speaker 03

  You ever hear Jackie Shane?

• 1:39:21Speaker 04

  No, who's Jackie Shane?

• 1:39:22Speaker 03

  Jackie Shane is like an R and B trans performer from back in the day. That was like one of the first, like, really, like, amazing trans performers.

• 1:39:30Speaker 04

  I have heard of Jackie Shane. Have you listened to their music?

• 1:39:33Speaker 03

  Yes, great version of Money. My, one of my favorite versions of Money you'll ever hear, with, uh, Money, uh, Get You What You Want. But they have an amazing story. I totally get into that shit.

• 1:39:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Ooh, interesting.

• 1:39:42Speaker 04

  Oh, nice. I like it.

• 1:39:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're from the sixties.

• 1:39:45Speaker 04

  Good for them.

• 1:39:46Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, you had to be, trans in the sixties meant you had to be tough as fucking nails.

• 1:39:53Speaker 03

  And, and trans and black.

• 1:39:54Henry Zebrowski?

  Yep.

• 1:39:54Speaker 04

  Yes, and a lot of times, uh...

• 1:39:56Henry Zebrowski?

  That's what people don't talk about with the trans community is how fucking tough you have to be.

• 1:40:01Speaker 04

  Well, that's why they're so badass.

• 1:40:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes.

• 1:40:02Speaker 04

  And a lot of drag queens, a lot of trans people, they have to be super tough, because what they used to do to help each other, like, rile each other up back in the sixties and seventies, is that they would do a thing called like freaking or freaking someone out, which is where they would go out in public and just be like, I'm a woman, like, any, like Jim Carrey yelling, like, I'm Jim Carrey, kind of thing.

• 1:40:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:21Speaker 04

  And they would try to like make people feel uncomfortable, just so they can like go back to their friends and be like, look at, like, totally like stupid...

• 1:40:28Henry Zebrowski?

  Freaking squares.

• 1:40:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, it, it's like a regular, like, kind of prank, but like, it brings them back and it brings them closer to their friends. And it also shows like, hey, these people are freaking out over me wearing a fucking wig?

• 1:40:39Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, that's why I, that scene in Pink Flamingos, I think, is one of the most powerful scenes I've seen about that. In that, it's so funny, because in that, that one moment, when Divine is walking down the street, and he is filming, like, he's filming from a car across the street, and it is all, like, captured on film, like, people reacting to Divine just walking down the street.

• 1:41:03Speaker 03

  Oh, that was like real?

• 1:41:04Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, that's all. None of it staged. No.

• 1:41:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:41:07Henry Zebrowski?

  No, those are people, like cartoons, like, only, like, mouths agape, uh, just staring at Divine. And that's just the power, the power of transgressive, like, living and what they, in a positive way, that they were doing as a way to show like, fuck all y'all. I'm gonna live like this. Even though Divine was not trans.

• 1:41:27Speaker 04

  No, they were not. But they loved dress, dressing in women's clothing, like, just like Ed Wood. And that's fine. Like, I mean, I understand why it might call attention and everything like that, but just to look at someone like they're weird. Let me tell you an experience I had with Marcus recently.

• 1:41:40Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 1:41:41Speaker 04

  Minnesota airport. We were at MLP.

• 1:41:44Speaker 03

  MSP.

• 1:41:45Speaker 04

  MSP. Thank you.

• 1:41:46Speaker 03

  I'm on it.

• 1:41:47Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, he goes there every fucking weekend.

• 1:41:48Speaker 03

  I like it because of the print store. Go ahead.

• 1:41:50Speaker 04

  No, I love, I, big fans, big fans. Frank and Trace, guys. Uh, so we're standing there, like, trying to put in our luggage with these, like, you know, the Delta people, and then they all, like, their jaws stop, like, just drop, and they just start staring, and they're just like freaking out. And it's not me and Marcus, but like, the person that walks behind us and down the hall, and they just can't help it. They're like, like, seriously, like, freaking out. And it's the, the two women who are conjoined twins, who have two heads.

• 1:42:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes!

• 1:42:22Speaker 04

  And, because they're from Minnesota, and they were just walking down, and these are people who just...

• 1:42:27Speaker 03

  It's true celebs, though.

• 1:42:28Speaker 04

  From, from, I, I'm gonna say, I'm from a third world country. They're from third world countries, so they're like, what the fuck was that?

• 1:42:34Henry Zebrowski?

  I will say, it's fascin- it is, it would be fascinating.

• 1:42:38Speaker 04

  Yes, it is fascinating. These, but they're like normal people.

• 1:42:41Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, sure, of course.

• 1:42:42Speaker 04

  But when you watch them in real life, it is fascinating. And you can't help but stare at them.

• 1:42:46Speaker 03

  How many seats did I buy?

• 1:42:47Speaker 04

  Uh, god damn it, I, I couldn't follow them that far.

• 1:42:51Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, isn't that one guy that married?

• 1:42:52Speaker 04

  I wanted to. I was like, did you one, like, you do one M and M's pack?

• 1:42:56Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, there's one of them that's just married to one guy. Like, the other girl isn't married. The other half of her isn't married to this guy.

• 1:43:03Speaker 04

  No, she just kind of lays her dead.

• 1:43:05Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow, this guy's freaky. She says she goes into a, from what I hear, she goes into sort of like, almost like a meditative state, almost.

• 1:43:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, disassociate.

• 1:43:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:43:14Speaker 03

  I do that.

• 1:43:15Speaker 04

  I mean, as long as it's consenting.

• 1:43:17Speaker 03

  Half this episode.

• 1:43:20Speaker 04

  As long as Ed consents.

• 1:43:24Henry Zebrowski?

  While I'm heaving on top of you with my Jim Thornton quotes. I just wanna make a vineyard filled with naked young boys. That's my goal. And have the naked feet of those little boys squish the grapes of the sweetest wine you've ever had.

• 1:43:42Speaker 03

  It's supposed to be aged, the wine.

• 1:43:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes. I don't drink that old dusty wine. I like brand new baby wine. Toddler wine. Yum yum hot wine down my throat, just like a liquid child.

• 1:44:00Speaker 03

  Thank you, Jim.

• 1:44:04Henry Zebrowski?

  And you will win a brand new Mitsubishi Tatanka.

• 1:44:11Speaker 03

  Here's a trip to Greece.

• 1:44:13Henry Zebrowski?

  That's my favorite place to shop for little boys underwear. Nobody makes coverings for a little boy like the Greeks.

• 1:44:25Speaker 04

  So these conjoined twins, I'm sorry, these conjoined twins, they are, um, just so you know, they're teachers.

• 1:44:31Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:44:32Speaker 04

  Yes, they teach children. They, they teach children.

• 1:44:34Henry Zebrowski?

  That's really amazing. Also, kids are just wildly accepting.

• 1:44:37Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:44:38Henry Zebrowski?

  Kids will ask you like three inappropriate questions and then move on.

• 1:44:41Speaker 03

  I think that's great, that they're teachers.

• 1:44:43Henry Zebrowski?

  It's great. It puts them in front of people.

• 1:44:45Speaker 04

  Actually, I've been kind of, uh, not obsessed, but like every like five, six years, I, I read an article about this.

• 1:44:50Henry Zebrowski?

  No, this is not, I don't really think any of this is real about their guts.

• 1:44:52Speaker 04

  They have to pee at different times.

• 1:44:54Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 1:44:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, I don't know about their...

• 1:44:57Henry Zebrowski?

  So they have separate bladders?

• 1:44:58Speaker 04

  That's one thing I remember, because I remember watching them since they were like eight years old, like, I think we're about the same age as them, or, or something like that. I've been watching them for... Yeah, so they are, okay, thank you, Rob, so much. Okay, this is fantastic.

• 1:45:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Two hearts that beat as one, two hearts.

• 1:45:13Speaker 03

  Three lungs, two hearts. Okay, this is interesting.

• 1:45:15Henry Zebrowski?

  That's a lot of parts, man.

• 1:45:17Speaker 04

  But the thing is, is that like, they got it all together. And I'm just one person.

• 1:45:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:21Speaker 04

  And, and, and they impressed me.

• 1:45:23Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:45:23Speaker 04

  In the way that they could get to their gate.

• 1:45:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Well, I, you know what? I don't need you flexing on me. Okay? I don't need this. I don't hear, oh, I'm a conjoined twin and my life's fucking great, all right? I know I'm a fucking, I'm, my whole life's amazing and I'm still angry, right? But I don't want to hear about it.

• 1:45:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:45:36Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:45:37Speaker 03

  I got a question. Can one die and not the other?

• 1:45:40Speaker 04

  Uh, it doesn't last very long, unfortunately, historically.

• 1:45:43Henry Zebrowski?

  Okay.

• 1:45:44Speaker 04

  As long as I look, it's like a day or a week. Yeah.

• 1:45:47Henry Zebrowski?

  The way it seems to be, there's no physical reason that they necessarily die, but it's almost like they can't live without the other.

• 1:45:54Speaker 04

  I think it would, I, I don't know if there's not a physical reason, but I do imagine if a, uh, part of your body is necrotizing, then maybe that will affect the rest of your organs, unfortunately. Or like, maybe we'll try to like compensate. We, we, none of us are doctors. But this is what we're guessing.

• 1:46:10Henry Zebrowski?

  Organ failure just leads to more organ failure and then eventually you die.

• 1:46:13Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:46:14Henry Zebrowski?

  Conjoined necrotizing, though, is an amazing name of a band. Or an album. Conjoined necrotizing.

• 1:46:20Speaker 03

  I get more for an album. I get more for, like, yeah, like, that's what Temple of the Dogs should have been called.

• 1:46:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, conjoined necrotizing.

• 1:46:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Soundgarden and Pearl Jam got together, that was Conjoined Necrotizing.

• 1:46:31Henry Zebrowski?

  That's fucking awesome, actually.

• 1:46:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:46:33Henry Zebrowski?

  Done by Two-Headed Lady.

• 1:46:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:46:35Henry Zebrowski?

  See, Two-Headed Lady, that's a good band name.

• 1:46:38Speaker 03

  Two-Headed Lady, yes. It's a great song by Rocky Erickson, Two-Headed Dog.

• 1:46:42Henry Zebrowski?

  Wow.

• 1:46:43Speaker 04

  That's true. Very true.

• 1:46:44Henry Zebrowski?

  Let's see here. See, we learned a lot today. Thank you so much, Carolina, for coming in.

• 1:46:49Speaker 04

  I don't think you could ever stop learning.

• 1:46:51Henry Zebrowski?

  No, no.

• 1:46:52Speaker 03

  I refuse to stop learning.

• 1:46:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:46:55Henry Zebrowski?

  I refuse to stop learning and growing.

• 1:46:57Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 1:46:58Henry Zebrowski?

  Every day I mature into this.

• 1:46:59Speaker 03

  No Dogs in Space is back. Go be a part of it. Make yourself smarter, make yourself cooler. Go listen to No Dogs in Space. Impress your friends.

• 1:47:09Henry Zebrowski?

  Watch it on YouTube.

• 1:47:10Speaker 03

  Watch it on YouTube.

• 1:47:11Speaker 04

  Watch it on YouTube.

• 1:47:12Henry Zebrowski?

  LPNTV.

• 1:47:13Speaker 03

  Hell yeah.

• 1:47:13Henry Zebrowski?

  Go check it out.

• 1:47:14Speaker 03

  Well, it has its own YouTube channel.

• 1:47:17Henry Zebrowski?

  That's right. Yes, on No Dogs in Space. Go check out our own. That's right. We've been working on this. Go fucking check out our new YouTube channel through. You can get it from Last Podcast on the Left. So go in there and find it.

• 1:47:28Speaker 04

  Totally. And check out Bloodbath as well.

• 1:47:30Henry Zebrowski?

  Yes, please. It's on LPNTV. That is on LPNTV.

• 1:47:32Speaker 04

  1977 Bloodbath. I did a lot of the research for that season and I am in two episodes. It is fantastic.

• 1:47:39Speaker 03

  Fuck yeah. I make a tiny appearance as well. I had a great time. I love that. I redid my, uh, my characters, the sheriff or whatever the fuck you guys tell me I am.

• 1:47:48Henry Zebrowski?

  You did a good job, Eddie.

• 1:47:50Speaker 04

  You did great.

• 1:47:51Henry Zebrowski?

  You did a really good job.

• 1:47:51Speaker 03

  I can yell at my friends. I know how to do that.

• 1:47:53Henry Zebrowski?

  Good job.

• 1:47:54Speaker 03

  Yep. It was a wonderful time. I love everything that's going on here at the network. I'm so proud of all of us. There's so many great shows. Go to the, watch The Brighter Side. It's hitting 600 episodes this week.

• 1:48:04Speaker 04

  Holy shit. Congratulations.

• 1:48:06Speaker 05

  I wish I could swim in a pool filled with the soiled underwear of little boys.

• 1:48:11Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:48:12Speaker 04

  That's fantastic.

• 1:48:13Speaker 03

  And we're gonna try and get Holden this guy's job. That's the other thing that.

• 1:48:15Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, we're gonna try to get him.

• 1:48:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I want to make Holden the new announcer of Wheel of Fortune so he doesn't have to work here anymore.

• 1:48:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, we can get him out.

• 1:48:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, but yeah, go check out all the great shows here on the Last Podcast Network, The Forum Report, Page 7, uh, Brighter Side.

• 1:48:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Major and Ed Gabby's Last Podcast is live. You can listen to the show ad free. You can also see Last Stream of Love Live every 5pm PST every Tuesday. Every Tuesday, ain't it?

• 1:48:38Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:48:39Henry Zebrowski?

  And you can watch us on Netflix.

• 1:48:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. Please watch us on Netflix. We have a lot of fun there. And then this Sunday, the 27th of November, I'm gonna be in Milwaukee, The Laughing Tap. Having a lot of fun. I'm going to a wedding and then I'm gonna go to do this show on my way home.

• 1:48:54Henry Zebrowski?

  You're playing the wedding as well, or?

• 1:48:55Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna sit in the corner in silence.

• 1:48:59Henry Zebrowski?

  Cool.

• 1:48:59Speaker 03

  Um, but the, uh, the show's gonna be great. I got Logan Metz from Promise to the Real playing piano, Tom Goss, great comedian. We're gonna have a lot of fun here at The Laughing Tap in Milwaukee. And then the week after that, I'm gonna be in Denver. Comedy Works, the early show sold out, so I still got tickets for the late show on October 4th. It's my birthday. Come and hang out with me there. And then Henry and I, we're going to Brooklyn.

• 1:49:20Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, we are.

• 1:49:20Speaker 03

  Side stories.

• 1:49:21Henry Zebrowski?

  Brooklyn, baby.

• 1:49:24Speaker 03

  Warsaw.

• 1:49:25Speaker 04

  No, when are you guys going?

• 1:49:26Speaker 03

  October 9th. We're gonna be at the Warsaw. Rob's gonna be there.

• 1:49:29Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, Rob's gonna be there.

• 1:49:30Speaker 04

  Okay, we're gonna go.

• 1:49:31Speaker 03

  Come hang, come watch the show. I'm inviting all my comedian buddies. I put a bunch of people on the list. We're gonna have a lot of fun in this show.

• 1:49:37Speaker 04

  Oh, that's fun. I can't wait to see that.

• 1:49:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, Joyelle Johnson's opening for us. Gonna be a lot of fun.

• 1:49:40Henry Zebrowski?

  Can't wait.

• 1:49:41Speaker 03

  And then on the 11th of October, Henry and I are headed to Hartford, Connecticut. We got a show there. Side Stories is back on the road, baby. Redway, California, October 24th. Uh, November 14th, Portland, Maine. Sold out. You can't go. You gotta go to Burlington, Vermont the next night.

• 1:49:57Henry Zebrowski?

  Come to Burlington, Vermont. I'm gonna be there with my oldest friend.

• 1:50:00Speaker 03

  Netsburg.

• 1:50:00Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, my buddy Jeff Netsburg. Hopefully he's coming.

• 1:50:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:50:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Fucking ass better come there. I'm gonna hang out. I might hang out an extra day.

• 1:50:06Speaker 03

  You should do it.

• 1:50:06Henry Zebrowski?

  In Vermont because I never go and it's beautiful.

• 1:50:08Speaker 03

  Try the cheese and try the gays. I love the gays in Vermont.

• 1:50:13Henry Zebrowski?

  You know what I like, though? Honestly, truly, best beer I've ever had is in Vermont.

• 1:50:17Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:50:18Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah.

• 1:50:18Speaker 03

  I can't wait.

• 1:50:19Speaker 04

  Syrup. Get the syrup.

• 1:50:21Speaker 03

  Get the syrup. I heard about that, too. You know what? I'm gonna drink Bernie Sanders' blood.

• 1:50:25Henry Zebrowski?

  Yeah, let's kill him.

• 1:50:26Speaker 04

  That is syrup.

• 1:50:27Speaker 03

  Iowa City, um, December 11th, Columbia, Missouri, December 12th. And I have lots of stand-up going all around. I got Los Angeles, Pasadena, St. Louis, Denver, Albany, Rochester. We're fucking hitting the road.

• 1:50:41Henry Zebrowski?

  What's he avoiding at home? What is he avoiding at home?

• 1:50:44Speaker 03

  Nothing. I bring Julie with me half the time and she opens for me. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

• 1:50:48Henry Zebrowski?

  Incredible.

• 1:50:49Speaker 04

  Save Christmas for us. You, you guys are gonna be doing Carolina and Marcus's house Christmas.

• 1:50:54Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:50:55Henry Zebrowski?

  I love it. We're not going there. We're not going there for fucking Christmas. That's our goddamn circle.

• 1:50:58Speaker 03

  I leave town for New Year's. It's a lot of fun. So, don't.

• 1:51:02Henry Zebrowski?

  Enjoy.

• 1:51:02Speaker 03

  Rob me.

• 1:51:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Live every day knowing for a fact if you've had sex for a dog, you can apply for the FBI.

• 1:51:08Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:51:08Henry Zebrowski?

  And know that you can laugh your way down to arresting other people for bestiality and letting them go because you love bestiality. So just love, live, laugh the fact. You're gonna love the, live for the day that you can finally legally have sex with a dog because you are a member of the FBI.

• 1:51:27Speaker 03

  Imagine getting hired by the FBI the day after that report came out and then everyone be like, so you fuck dogs?

• 1:51:34Henry Zebrowski?

  Oh, you must love to fuck dogs, then.

• 1:51:36Speaker 04

  I better, I, I, there better be a bunch of dogs, then. There are new FBI entities.

• 1:51:41Henry Zebrowski?

  There's nothing I would love more than a, to recreate Neverland's ranch with a bunch of naked little dogs.

• 1:51:49Speaker 03

  So please, investigate all the new FBI agents for fucking dogs. I think that's what happened.

• 1:51:55Henry Zebrowski?

  We could. Yeah, I think first. Shaq loves it, so.

• 1:52:00Speaker 03

  Oh, imagine Shaq fucking it. That'd be a, it's more.

• 1:52:03Henry Zebrowski?

  Eddie.

• 1:52:04Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 1:52:05Speaker 03

  He does it to bears.

• 1:52:06Henry Zebrowski?

  Let's get out of here.

• 1:52:07Speaker 03

  Shaq fucks bears.

• 1:52:08Henry Zebrowski?

  Let's get the fuck out of here.

• 1:52:08Speaker 03

  I'll see you guys later.

• 1:52:09Speaker 04

  The horse will be dead.

• 1:52:10Henry Zebrowski?

  We gotta stop. It has to stop.

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