"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman) (RE-RELEASE)

A re-release of the iconic Las Culturistas episode with Sarah Sherman. We will be back with new episodes on 1/7/2026. Happy holidays! See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes, goodness. Las Culturistas.

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  Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. We needed some laughter today.

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  Oh, yes. On a week like this? I used to dream of better days.

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  I used to dream and I hoped I'd never wake up.

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  I had my first amazing sleep of, I guess, the year, but I guess the last like six months.

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  Oh, I've been sleeping so bad. What would you attribute your good sleep to?

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  No more eye mask. No more.

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  Oh, you're not using it anymore?

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  It's crazy. I think it's the winter time. This is so deeply boring to talk about. But I.

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  Then let's just skip it.

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  Let's skip. We need to talk about.

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  I wanna hear.

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  No, no, no. Don't come in yet.

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  I don't like the posture that you have right now.

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  Frog ass bitch.

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  You're a frog ass bitch.

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  Well, cuz I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like this.

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  What's the explanation?

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  And so why don't we just, so you had a first thing you wanted to say, in quotes?

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  This is the first thing. Sarah brought a gun to the studio and was like.

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  That's what she wanted us to say.

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  You better, I have a first thing to say and you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests. Ask me again what was the culture that we say culture is to me. What's your explanation for this?

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  I have to sit like this because as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head.

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  Which means what?

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  Is my, is my hair a triangle?

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  A pyramid head like in Silent Hill?

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  I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no.

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  I just like, no, if you guys were my friends, you'd be like, girl, you do have triangle heads tonight, but that's okay. And just rock it.

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  I told you what you have. You have, it's not a triangle shape. It's an isosahedron, a 20 sided figure.

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  Not the name.

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  Cuz I said, an isosahedron, boots.

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  Can you look that up?

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  20 sided.

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  A 20 sided figure I think is an isosahedron.

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  Oh my God. I thought you were kidding for being hilarious points.

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  I saw Sagon?

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  I saw the TV Sagon.

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  I saw the TV Glow Sagon.

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  I saw the TV Glow Sagon.

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  I had a drink the other night. I sauced Sagon.

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  Our guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before.

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  Yes.

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  She is, you know, just one of our great friends.

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  One of our great, although this is, can I just say, The Power of the Room, directed by Jane Champion.

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  The Power of the Room, this is the first time the three of us have been in the room together.

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  No.

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  Well, you know what happened? I took a very short hiatus. I believe it was a one episode hiatus.

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  You were in Vegas seeing Kelly Clarkson.

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  I was in Vegas doing my thing. And you were the guest and I was like, great.

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  Okay.

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  Now I have to have her turn, obviously, right back around and come back.

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  That's actually crazy.

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  Why?

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  Because it's, there was one episode you weren't on and it just happened to be the episode that your sister was on.

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  I know.

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  Long Island.

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  A Long Island runner.

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  Running. We like the same things. I guess, but your thing is going to Vegas to see Kelly Clarkson.

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  And it could be yours.

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  It could be yours too. You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah, Shania.

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  Oh.

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  I'm going. I literally just found out that I'm available and I'm going.

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  Mariah, Shania, does that mean I am available too?

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  Yes, it means you're available too.

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  You want to come? Come.

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  Wait, Vegas?

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  Vegas, Las.

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  We're gonna have such a ball.

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  Vegas, come a las.

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  Sarah's favorite thing is, and let's take a damn in this, it could be troubling is she always, every week is going, we're blacking out this week at the after party.

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  By the way, first of all, never once happens. And number two, guess how much it takes me to blackout? Maybe four and a half point two sips of one gin and tonic.

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  You're not a tank at all.

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  Oh, no, not a Sherman tank, as they would like to think. Pancakes on the ceiling after a sip.

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  You're kidding me. That's disgusting.

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  Well, to blackout immediately.

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  I thought, wait, is pancakes on the ceiling meaning you throw up so hard projectile it hits the ceiling and never comes down?

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  No, it just means like random sauce.

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  Wait, what's the reason you were sitting like that?

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  So I could just like, kind of like, you wouldn't really see the triangle.

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  There's no triangle.

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  You know what I'm saying? Like, guys, I've just like this.

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  I saw the drawn, the correct name of it.

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  No, I saw the gun.

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  It's not an I saw the gun. She clearly said, Becca clearly said she couldn't pronounce it. She threw a bunch of sounds together in her mouth and wished for the best.

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  Rebecca explained it. That's for sure.

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  Rebecca.

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  Ra.

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  I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca.

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  You're Rebecca.

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  Wait, your necklace literally not to be like this.

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  Oh, whoa, she's wearing a Rebecca necklace.

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  So.

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  With your name on it.

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  With your name on it. Okay.

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  So cool.

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  Okay. Rebecca is formal.

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  Sort of like how you forget that my full name is Matthew. If you really think about it for even two seconds, you'll remember.

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  Right.

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  But you would have, you wouldn't have known.

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  Well, wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole.

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  Sarah Nicole.

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  Sarah Nicole should be your stage name. Sarah, Sarah Nicole.

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  That's my like alley.

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  It's like your, it's like your.

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  Alley on the billboard.

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  It's like, I just want to see like an Angelina S photo and like all over it with just Sarah Nicole. You big titties rocking it out.

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  I want, I want a Rebecca nameplate that says Jewish American princess while I'm Sarah Nicole. Presents.

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  Pump it up with Sarah Nicole Jewish American princess.

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  Oh, don't you know, pump it up. We have to get into it. Everyone, please welcome into your ears Sarah Sherman.

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  Sarah Triangle Sherman.

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  Sarah Triangle Sherman. What's the first thing?

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  Sarah Nicole.

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  Sarah Nicole, what was the first thing you had to say?

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  You remember what?

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  Yeah, that was at the triangle. I tried to get it out of the way. I just had to, cause I knew everybody was going to be like, sorry, your readers are going to be opening the book and seeing that I had.

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  What? First of all, I don't like, I don't like the way that you.

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  You bet.

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  You had poison venom wrapped around every word of that. Your readers are going to open the book.

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  I'm feeling naughty today.

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  Okay, so Sarah's.

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  Naughty today.

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  So something I can't stop thinking about as we're watching the new season of The Traitors is Sarah has boiled it down to that show basically being people saying to each other.

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  What?

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  People saying to each other this, this, you're being evil.

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  You're being evil.

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  It's like all reality and like pretense melts away and we forget where.

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  It's all pretense.

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  But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game.

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  Right.

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  No, I love that. I love when the lines blur and people are really crying hard and feel betrayed. Like when, um, okay. So spoiler alert for The Traitors, if you haven't watched it, we're going to talk a little bit about it. When Tony got voted out, he was like, you're a sellout.

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  You're a sellout.

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  You're a sellout, Rob.

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  You're a cop. Shut up.

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  Who, who left last year because he was so overwhelmed?

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  Oh my God, yes. Uh, I forgot the gentleman's name.

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  The boxer.

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  Yeah.

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  And, and that was like the encapsulation of the problem, which is like people, if they're forgetting that it's a game and they're like, literally like, you're literally being evil.

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  I think you are evil and your behavior is evil. And it's been evil ever since the traitors were chosen. Ever since Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since Alan made his choice. Like as if Alan Cumming himself is actually picking.

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  But there's something important in the tone that Sarah is embodying, which is you're being evil.

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  You're being evil right now. Would you guys think like it's like Durin is acting evil right now?

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  Durin is acting really evil.

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  And it's like forgetting the fact that it was, well, that's why they have to say Alan Cumming chose.

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  Yeah.

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  So that, so that they remember that evil is not inherent.

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  It's construction.

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  It's a construction. Cause then they get lost in the sauce and they go like, they start crying. They're like, I have to leave because evil is afoot. To think that people could possess evil.

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  Do you believe people are born wicked or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?

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  And this actually goes into the other second thing I had to say with the, with the coming into the studio with a gun.

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  We didn't even know you had a second thing.

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  Right. You didn't tell us your second thing.

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  We just knew there was a first thing.

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  Remember when I said, I texted you guys and I was like, so when are you going to ask me like what culture is for me?

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  We, we already asked you the first time you were on the show.

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  Years ago. And we actually have a good. Quite frankly, we had, we've had it. Peewee, we understand.

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  Peewee.

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  Want to talk about it again?

• 9:52Speaker 04

  There is a different, and it explains actually how I feel about the, the nature of good and evil.

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  Okay.

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  Because actually, and you're.

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  So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you, Sarah? Tell us, tell us.

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  This is the laughing episode.

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  Literally, well, it can be explained. Let, let's just take a moment because we're about to miss the worldwide meditation. Cause we're recording this podcast in honor of David Lynch's memory.

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  I was just going to say, you're the perfect person to have on this week to talk about David Lynch.

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  Yeah.

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  For so many reasons. Cause it's the laughing episode.

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  It's laughing episode. The substance is about to rack up lots of Oscar nom.

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  It's about to rat. I think I was literally thinking, I was sitting on the toilet as I, you know, as I do, as we all do.

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  Where you do your best thinking and shitting.

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  Of course. And actually, did you find out? That's what I was going to say.

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  What?

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  Did you know you're not supposed to sit on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes? Have you ever?

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  Or something more unfair.

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  It's really, it's, it's such a beautiful place to sort of.

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  It's the best place to sit.

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  Yeah. I love remaining there. I sit there sometimes and I'm like. I'm gonna remain here.

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  Remain? Not exit, remain.

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  No, I will remain.

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  What am I thinking of? What Remains? Is that an Oprah's bestseller?

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  What Remains, Oprah's bestseller. Is that an Oprah's bestseller?

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  What Remains? Do you, does anyone have the capability of Google?

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  You're thinking of What Lies Beneath.

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  What Lies Beneath?

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  You're thinking of What Happened by Hillary Clinton.

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  Which was about the election.

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  But her remains.

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  What's love got to do?

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  I have to do. What Remains? Oh, awesome.

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  What Remains.

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  There's another thing I've accessed in a dream.

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  You're thinking of, um...

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  So there's a film from 2022 that's What Remains.

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  Could be that.

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  You're thinking of The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck.

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  I legit think that's what I'm thinking of.

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  So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

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  I do think, I really, I think we, we do have to be taking a moment for Last Cultureist to say David Lynch.

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  Okay, so I think, I, I admit to you that I basically know nothing. I am so illiterate with David Lynch.

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  We've actually been saying now for several months that we're gonna get into Twin Peaks.

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  You should. You know why you guys should? You love beautiful women and you love intrigue.

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  Love.

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  Yeah, that's actually true on both counts.

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  That's actually so true.

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  And I don't wanna spoil anything, but basically in the larger, in the three-season arc of Twin Peaks, you guys are looking at me so seriously.

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  Because you're a, you're a true expert.

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  I, I just think that it's like you guys really take women's like voices seriously.

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  You literally go, you guys are being evil.

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  You guys are being evil.

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  You guys are actually like really evil.

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  Do you think you'd be a good traitor or a bad traitor?

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  You'd be an amazing traitor.

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  I think I would. No, because remember every time in a sketch I have to act serious?

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  Well, you're like Carolyn in a way. Like you're, like you're so hard to pin down.

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  Thank you for saying that. It's like she's acting crazy. She's not acting evil. Right.

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  It's like you're both the same in that way. Everyone's like, oh, Sarah's being Sarah, but in fact she is deep down a genius.

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  But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious.

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  This is, this is, if you tell Sarah she has to like be like serious or keep a straight face in a sketch, this is, this is the best she can do.

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  Can I tell you? I noticed it. You doing a straight man role is my favorite thing.

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  Because it's like, we are on stage doing a comedy show, by the way. And we're supposed to.

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  But you, but Sarah, but Sarah is truly joy personified. And then like-

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  I happen to be laughing and then they're like, oh, you're in a court scene. And so I'm like-

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  Can you do your court face, please?

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  But Sarah was in the Nosferatu prosthetics this Saturday. She's slayed, by the way. And then meanwhile, like it's, she's supposed to look terrifying, but everyone's like, that's the most adorable person I've ever-

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  Ruby McCallister did call me at 10 a.m. the next morning and said, did you know that you actually looked like a supermodel? It was like insane.

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  You did. You were so captivating.

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  You've never looked more beautiful.

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  Did you know you actually looked like a supermodel?

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  And I was like, no, I know. My arms are just so skinny. It was like insane. Cause like when, when you have a hunchback, it like, kind of like does the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts here.

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  Oh, you do like the Lea Michele thing, like, like the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  She can really-

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  You were Monstro.

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  You were Monstro.

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  But like, but like skinny, chic, hot.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Right.

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  Cigarette dangling from the lips.

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  Nosferara.

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  Nosferara.

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  Monstro Nosferara.

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  Heroin chic, Monstro. Monstro Nosferara.

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  Monstro Sarah Nicole Sue.

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  A title of that. Monstro Sarah Nicole.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  When you say title of app, it like, this is how I know you're a professional. The way it rolls off the tongue, like without barrier.

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  That's how you know he's a professional.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  That's how you know I'm professional. The way it rolls off my tongue? I know when we get the title. And Monstro Sarah Nicole is the title.

• 14:52Speaker 04

  The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack is sweating before laughing coming out of my mouth.

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  That's amazing.

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  So I'm like, you can probably see it glistening and think it's like a dewy sheen, but I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard.

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  Wait, I'm sweating.

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  On.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Just to, just to talk about the traders one more time. What is going on with Santa Paul?

• 15:11Speaker 04

  Oh, I think he's on like crack.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  Is he having some sort of withdrawal?

• 15:16Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Oh, it's withdrawal. That's what it is.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Because years of Vanderpump Rules, he never acts like that. He goes to a Scottish palace where they have no phones or...

• 15:25Speaker 02

  He has to travel internationally?

• 15:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then suddenly...

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  He can't bring the drugs in there.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  He couldn't sit still, and he's sweating so much more than everyone else.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  Totally, yes.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Can I tell you guys actually something that I was too afraid to admit like four minutes ago?

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  You don't have to be afraid in here.

• 15:39Speaker 04

  I, I, as soon as they, spoiler alert, as soon as they, stop watching! As soon as they voted after Rina, I literally, this was, I was watching with my boyfriend, I went like this.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  What's the point?

• 15:53Speaker 04

  Missed the whole, I can't keep, I can't hold my attention.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  It was actually really rough because they, they voted out some good people really quickly.

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  They fucked up. That is fucking up.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  The Survivor people that have gone, it's kind of a shame.

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  Yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 04

  Wait, who? Because then...

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  Tony and...

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  And Jeremy.

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  Jeremy, yeah.

• 16:09Speaker 04

  Tony?

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Oh, spoiler.

• 16:11Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, that's crazy.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  Are you not caught up?

• 16:13Speaker 04

  No, I, I'm not kidding. Every time my boyfriend, and I'm straight, by the way.

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  That's okay.

• 16:19Speaker 04

  Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my straight girls.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  We saw them all chose fashion today.

• 16:26Speaker 04

  What did I say about your shirt?

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Tell them.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  It's giving SpongeBob?

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  Because look.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Oh, that's what you meant.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I wasn't...

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  What did you think she meant?

• 16:34Speaker 02

  I was like, what SpongeBob is this?

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  Is this sponge-like?

• 16:37Speaker 02

  I thought she was like, it looks like a teeny bottom. I'm like, stupid bitch.

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Oh, you thought I was calling you like random crazy?

• 16:43Speaker 01

  He thought you were just being a bitch.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  I'll check back what I said about how you guys feel about women.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, exactly.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  I don't think so, honey.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  I'm a misogynist.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  Gay guys.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Huh? Think so, honey, gay guys?

• 16:54Speaker 01

  What about us? What about gay guys?

• 16:56Speaker 02

  Go on. Rights being taken away.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Just so you know, it's not just Katie's that listens. Some gay guys do listen still.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Hot ones, too.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, Kyle's.

• 17:04Speaker 04

  That's Kyle!

• 17:06Speaker 01

  There's a subgroup that, we actually, we said that we would officially induct them.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  No, we can't have five?

• 17:12Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 17:13Speaker 01

  They said we couldn't have two. They said we couldn't have three. They said we couldn't have four. Kyles?

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Welcome.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Welcome.

• 17:21Speaker 04

  Kyle!

• 17:22Speaker 01

  We love the Kyle.

• 17:23Speaker 04

  I'm obsessed with you guys, it's crazy.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  It's crazy, I think about Sarah every day and I smile.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  I have nothing to contribute to the conversation, guys, I just want to sit here and smile.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Shut up.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  I just want to go, guys.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Can I tell you who'd be so furious about that? All the Kyles. They want to hear from you so bad.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  Really?

• 17:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, do you know that you're a gay icon?

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Are you, I'm not kidding, like, I don't take that lightly.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  You shouldn't. If you did, that would be fucked up.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  I know.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Especially now, in the time that we're in.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  He's sworn in, like, right, he's getting sworn in, like.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Oh no, I watched the whole thing.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  How is, was he serving?

• 17:55Speaker 01

  Can I tell you something? Here's my, here's my three takeaways. It was hell and like a funeral. Two, one nice thing I'll say. I did like Melania's hat.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  Three, Carrie Underwood sounded bad.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 18:09Speaker 01

  And for all of that to go down and for her to sound strained and shouty.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  Really?

• 18:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was not good at all.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  And are you a Carrie girl, or?

• 18:17Speaker 01

  I can't say I was ever identified as a Carrie girl. I've never really given her the proper's on this show. You want to know what it is? I've always not had the best feeling on the vibes.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, the vibes have always been weird. But does this make you go buyer's remorse on Bo Bice? Do we, as a culture, need to bring Bo Bice back?

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Well, I was a Von Zell Solomon girly from the beginning.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Von Zell, we love Von Zell.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  And I love Von Zell, and Von Zell was the singer for Game Show on Tubi. Period.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  Wait, who was long hair?

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Bo Bice.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  I got my first period while Bo Bice.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  And that's the culture that made you say, menarche, I'm bleeding.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  And I acted like it wasn't happening because I was afraid.

• 19:01Speaker 01

  Because it was always a subversion of, "Oh, little mama, let me get your hand, 'cause mama, I'm so hard to handle, now I guess I'm around."

• 19:08Speaker 04

  Was it that? Because the way that just sounded like a reptilian, like, chill to the base of my spine. He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  He was always like-

• 19:19Speaker 02

  The moment it happened?

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Tone on tone, perfectly like flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Laid.

• 19:26Speaker 04

  When you guys said Bo Byce, I thought the guy with the gray hair, who was hot.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  Taylor Hicks?

• 19:30Speaker 02

  Taylor Hicks.

• 19:31Speaker 01

  He was hot to you?

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, describe your perfect man.

• 19:38Speaker 04

  Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because, I've been a lot of prefacing and pretensing today. I think because my boyfriend.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  Straight.

• 19:47Speaker 04

  Straight.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  I come in peace, gay guys.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  They're called Kyles.

• 19:57Speaker 04

  I come in peace, Kyles and Katie's like, and Mariah's and Shania's.

• 20:04Speaker 01

  They're not listening.

• 20:06Speaker 04

  What?

• 20:07Speaker 01

  Mariah forgot she did that.

• 20:09Speaker 04

  That was like, deathbed vibes, when y'all are on your deathbed like this.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:14Speaker 04

  Perfect angel style, you can go like, we did that.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:17Speaker 04

  You know, period.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Well, we're gonna say we ate that.

• 20:20Speaker 04

  And left.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  When we're 79.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  We're still gonna be like, twerk and serve and slay. We ate that down. We tore.

• 20:29Speaker 04

  Deathbed for you two is gonna be 115 years old.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  I can actually see it.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  I can see it.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  I don't want to live that long.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  He's gonna look the same, I'm gonna look like Nosferatul. And not the chic heroine chic.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Honey, I'm so old, I'm Nosferatul 3.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Oh, bitch.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Damn, you dragged yourself there, old bitch.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Old bitch. Okay, wait, so-

• 20:53Speaker 01

  We were on a thing.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  The perfect man, the perfect man.

• 20:56Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, I think because my-

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Taylor Hicks.

• 21:00Speaker 04

  Because I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so-

• 21:04Speaker 02

  He's so beautiful.

• 21:04Speaker 04

  He's so like, standard, cute, attractive.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  So lovely.

• 21:08Speaker 04

  And you know, he invented a new term.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  What?

• 21:10Speaker 04

  Cutiful, it's when something's cute and beautiful.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Isn't that-

• 21:12Speaker 01

  Cutiful?

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Isn't that lovely?

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Beautiful. That's really good.

• 21:15Speaker 04

  Isn't that cra-

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Where's he from? We want to hear about him?

• 21:20Speaker 01

  Where's he from originally?

• 21:21Speaker 02

  Where's he from?

• 21:22Speaker 04

  South Side of Chicago.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  I like Chicago, boy.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  And like, he's from a town called Flossmore, so of course you get built in jokes like, I wish you'd floss less.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  Oh, well, why would you ever want to do that?

• 21:33Speaker 04

  Bleeding?

• 21:37Speaker 01

  I don't floss.

• 21:38Speaker 04

  You don't. You're a liar.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  You have the nicest teeth in show business.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  So it just goes to show what they're telling you is not true. You don't have to do it.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  Oh, but did you ever have braces?

• 21:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 21:49Speaker 04

  You're lying.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  And some people think I have crooked teeth, but it's because I talk out of one side of my mouth.

• 21:55Speaker 04

  With a smirk, like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research, of course.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  You ate that, by the way.

• 22:00Speaker 04

  No, by the way, you know, I, the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, "Ha, ha, you messed up all your words."

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Fuck off.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Who said that?

• 22:08Speaker 04

  Everyone.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  It's live television.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Well, okay, I had to say it one time and I said MFNBABC.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  You're trying not to say it. You could do it if you really applied yourself.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  You were, you were straining so hard playing a lesbian.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  I know.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Because you're such a stragget.

• 22:29Speaker 04

  I think that's what happened. And then my brain just started like fritzing out.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  You are a stragget.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  You really are.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  Literally, thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

• 22:38Speaker 01

  Can I ask you something before you got emotional when we said that you were a gay icon and that you really don't take it lightly?

• 22:43Speaker 04

  I just like.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  Talk about that.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Because, I mean, not to be like this.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  Please.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  Who do you think, besides David Lynch, built culture as we know it? Gay guys, literally gay guys.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  I was gonna say Oprah. It feels like you took that away from her.

• 22:57Speaker 02

  From black women.

• 22:58Speaker 04

  You know what?

• 22:59Speaker 01

  That sucks for you to rob the black women of that.

• 23:01Speaker 04

  And.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  Especially this week.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  Does anyone know?

• 23:04Speaker 01

  It really is really hurtful.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  Didn't she, okay, I dreamed this, or it was real.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 23:11Speaker 04

  Does, and I'm not gonna look it up because that's, I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on?

• 23:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  Well, she had an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on, and then I think she had another episode where she had like victims of, victims of like.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Today we're hearing the other side.

• 23:30Speaker 04

  I just have this like strong memory of her being like, I was like two or whatever, like this big. And there was like a bunch of pedophiles on, she was like, "It sucks that you guys like want to have sex with kids." And then I was like watching being like, "That does suck." Oh my God, that sucks.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Speaking as a kid, I agree with Oprah. Say, in this dialogue, I'm team Oprah.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  I'm here Oprah.

• 23:53Speaker 01

  It just, even though he's a two year old.

• 23:55Speaker 04

  Meanwhile, me being eight, being like, I wish an adult wanted to have sex with me.

• 24:01Speaker 04

  I was in love with all my teachers. Hey.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Were you really?

• 24:03Speaker 04

  Of course. I was like precocious little bitch.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Who was the, who was the one?

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  She's moaning and groaning.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  So is this out of shame or out of pure sexual frustration?

• 24:15Speaker 04

  It is just like.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  You're sweating.

• 24:17Speaker 04

  I'm afraid of.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  You're sweating in your other lip.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  Hello, nurse.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  Hello, nurse.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find him.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  No, don't say his full name. Just say like what he taught and what his vibe was.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  I had an English teacher. This is gonna send you guys to the moon in a not SpaceX rocket ship, in a normal rocket ship.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  Okay, normal.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, one that uses American gas. Drill, baby, drill. Something Trump said today at the inauguration.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  About what?

• 24:47Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  About fracking.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  That sounds like an.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  Drill, baby, drill. Anyway, what were you saying?

• 24:52Speaker 02

  Okay, so this, this teacher, English teacher.

• 24:55Speaker 04

  English teacher. He had a gray and red, long beard.

• 25:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:01Speaker 04

  Red, gray hair, combed over to the side, much like our president, combed over.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  Age demographic?

• 25:09Speaker 04

  A hundred. Like legit a hundred years old. Every day would wear like a Snoopy tie and would.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  The character Snoopy?

• 25:16Speaker 04

  The character Snoopy.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  Humor.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  A funny little tie. And he, me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so fucking hot.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  It's giving, what's the guy's name?

• 25:33Speaker 04

  The giver.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  The giver. It's giving the giver. Oh my God. It's giving the giver.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  And I was, I was saying Vincent Van Gogh in my head.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  Not, not dissimilar, not, he actually quite looked like him.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Who's the watchman guy, Alan?

• 25:47Speaker 04

  Uh, Moore.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  Alan Moore.

• 25:48Speaker 04

  Oh, he looked exactly like Alan Moore.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  It's giving Alan Moore.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  With a Snoopy tie.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  That's, that's hot.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car and be like.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  Are you still in touch with Emily?

• 25:58Speaker 04

  Oh, of course.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 04

  Emily, hello, if you're listening.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  Isn't the thing about Long Island is that y'all keep in touch with high school.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Definitely.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  I texted my friend Allison last night.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  I said, hey.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  I said, hey, well, we had a mutual friend at the birthday party we were at.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Oh, cute.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  Oh, and said, like, let's go to Roosevelt Field, get our ears pierced.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, I wish I could go to Roosevelt Field, but it was, it was too far slash too expensive. No, I was, um, Sunrise Mall, like South Shore vibes.

• 26:24Speaker 04

  You are so, I have to give respect to you because like, honestly, something crazier to, even more iconic to say than you're a gay icon, you are actual Long Island legend. Like, you are not from, we're fucking around Long Island, you are from like Long Island, Long Island.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  I'm for real.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  You're for real.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  Definitely for real.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  You're new to this, he's true to this.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm, I'm always new to this. Anytime I go to Long Island, I go, whoa.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  No one knows what happened to us.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  It's so crazy, the things that we saw and the things we did.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, and the things that we, you know, aspired to be.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Name the craziest thing from, from childhood.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  I mean, just, what'd you say?

• 27:00Speaker 04

  Nikki Blonsky.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Nikki Blonsky. She's a Long Island legend.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  Her mom once came up to me.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  You're kidding.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Wait, I actually have the children back.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Nikki Blonsky's mother came up to me where?

• 27:12Speaker 04

  Came up to me at my school. I think she came to my school.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  To perform?

• 27:17Speaker 04

  And I, I felt like they were scouting and I was like.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  For hairspray? Oh, my God, that's perfect.

• 27:23Speaker 04

  No, I, I don't, I don't actually.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  What did she say?

• 27:27Speaker 02

  You're even in a perfect penny.

• 27:29Speaker 01

  That's, that's fucking Little Shop.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  What did she say?

• 27:38Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  I was doing hairspray.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  The movie Nikki wants to listen. What did she say?

• 27:44Speaker 04

  Me knowing like two musical songs.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  We gotta take her to a Broadway show.

• 27:52Speaker 02

  Sarah.

• 27:53Speaker 04

  I didn't know I would die for kinky boots.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  We had a kinky boots sketch idea.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  What was our key? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. What's right?

• 28:03Speaker 01

  What was it? Why didn't it make?

• 28:04Speaker 02

  We wanted a sequel to the Shrek the Musical sketch that we wrote with Charlie.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  What was the kinky boots bit gonna be?

• 28:09Speaker 04

  You come out with glitter on your feet. You're clearly putting on the kinky boots.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Matild, you clearly put on the kinky boots. Writing that sketch was a highlight of my life.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  It's so rare to channel.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Oh, we channeled.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 28:29Speaker 04

  To let the muse visit you.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  We literally plopped it down in one run and we were like, it's perfect.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Have you ever seen Hamilton the Musical?

• 28:37Speaker 04

  I know that how could a bastard orphan?

• 28:40Speaker 02

  That's not, you would love it.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  Really?

• 28:43Speaker 02

  It's a great show.

• 28:44Speaker 01

  It's a great show and also if nothing else, like it's production value.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  I don't, don't get me started on that because I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  What's, what's going on? What do you think?

• 28:55Speaker 04

  It's just like, give it to me. And I'm not, you guys know who you are, who aren't giving it to me, just in general.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 29:03Speaker 04

  I want to see lights, camera, sound, sets, costume.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Can we get really into this though? We watched The Substance together and I did think of you.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Did you, did you love that movie?

• 29:15Speaker 04

  I basically loved it more than words can even express.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Same. And I finally watched that 30 minute featurette that's on YouTube.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  It's so good. You have to check that out if you haven't.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  Fucking holding the camera, running backwards, hosing everyone down with blood. I'm like, that's, if you want to know how it's done, that's how it's done.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  You need to work with her.

• 29:30Speaker 04

  I literally, let this be a message.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Do you want to talk about this?

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Coralie, I love you and what you've done and what you will continue to do and what has happened and what will soon to be happening all over until like the perpetuity, till the end of time, like.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  What was I saying?

• 29:48Speaker 01

  You were saying a lot and all of it is impacting exactly.

• 29:53Speaker 02

  She's hearing you.

• 29:54Speaker 04

  Corey, you did it!

• 29:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  You did it!

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Can I correct you?

• 29:58Speaker 02

  You did that.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  You did that!

• 29:59Speaker 01

  That!

• 30:00Speaker 04

  That!

• 30:00Speaker 02

  That!

• 30:01Speaker 04

  She did, when it kept going.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  When it just kept going.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Perfect.

• 30:07Speaker 04

  And then the teeth, and then the ears, and then the blood hose, and the music, and the lights, camera, sound, costume, whatever.

• 30:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:13Speaker 04

  As we were just saying, it didn't for one second stop. It gave us everything relentlessly and more.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  It's a perfect film.

• 30:24Speaker 04

  It's a perfect film. It's hilarious down.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:28Speaker 04

  It's, as you say, feast for the eyes.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  Feast for the eyes.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  It's everything. She's my favorite. She's everything.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  There've been little meetings.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  There's, listen!

• 30:38Speaker 02

  You've met a couple times.

• 30:40Speaker 04

  We met one time.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 30:41Speaker 04

  And I was struck by her beauty.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  Yes, she is.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  She's gorgeous.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  She's stunning, and she's hilarious.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. When did you meet her?

• 30:48Speaker 04

  I...

• 30:49Speaker 02

  At a luncheon thing.

• 30:49Speaker 04

  I've been stalking her for real, because I'm like, you're amazing.

• 30:54Speaker 01

  Were you a fan prior to seeing The Substance? Did you see Revenge?

• 30:57Speaker 04

  I love Revenge.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  And I love every, you know when you see someone's movie and you're like, I hope, see, words escape me. That's how much I care.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, that's beautiful.

• 31:08Speaker 04

  And you could just see, it's like, she's such a fan of horror movies too.

• 31:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  And so it's like, as a fan of the thing, as a fan of Basket Case or whatever, you watch that movie and you're like, yay, thank you, this feels like a Christmas tree.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  Oh, that's amazing.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  I know. And just like, I, yeah, she's just, listen, I'm free.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  You're at a loss for words.

• 31:31Speaker 04

  I'm at a loss for words. I'm free.

• 31:32Speaker 01

  Were you a Demi and Margaret fan prior to this, or did this expose you to their gifts?

• 31:36Speaker 04

  Both of them fans.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:39Speaker 04

  Both of them fans, but like... Now I am on my knees forever in their debt, basically.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  I bet you their name's called tomorrow.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I hope so too.

• 31:51Speaker 04

  Who's calling?

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Do you know?

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I'm calling.

• 31:53Speaker 01

  Bowen and Rachel Sennett are announcing the Oscar nominations. Can you fucking believe that?

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Big day for Union Hall.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  That is- We spent a huge day for Union Hall. Union Hall truly won.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh. Isn't that real? Wait, you're going tomorrow?

• 32:09Speaker 02

  No, no, this comes out Wednesday and then I'm gonna be, I'm literally leaving read through and catching a plane to LA and then Thursday morning, 5:30 AM PT, we're announcing and then I gotta fly back for-

• 32:19Speaker 01

  I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor to be asked to do that.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  I'm so honored. I can't believe it.

• 32:23Speaker 04

  It's like literally the coolest thing.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  I love that. I want to, I aspire to be announced the nominations one day.

• 32:27Speaker 04

  He smallens things.

• 32:28Speaker 01

  He always does.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Smallen?

• 32:30Speaker 04

  You smallen because you go like-

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Jesse Smallen?

• 32:33Speaker 01

  First of all, we're not talking about-

• 32:36Speaker 02

  Him.

• 32:37Speaker 01

  Harmful individuals today.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing-

• 32:41Speaker 02

  Oh, he gave us a laugh.

• 32:43Speaker 04

  It's a couple laughs. It's like, he goes, "Oh, like, I'm gonna be announcing the Oscar." Like, that's how he says it. This is how he delivers it.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  That's not how I deliver it.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  But you, I know you have to smallen it because you're just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and you're like clocking in and clocking. Like, it's like, if things were too big, like, you would almost be scared to do it.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  But it's like, that is, that is major.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  You're right. He does, he smallens things, but he's excited.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  I'm excited.

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• 38:20Speaker 01

  Is that leaf bothering you on your head?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Cause did you notice that my girl has a leaf on her head?

• 38:26Speaker 02

  No, it's not on.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Well, it's very close to your ear.

• 38:29Speaker 04

  Leaf head, what's gonna be your head?

• 38:30Speaker 02

  What's gonna be yours?

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Gorgeous head.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Gorgeous head.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Stunning head.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  Say this.

• 38:35Speaker 01

  Toe head.

• 38:35Speaker 04

  I'm changing that.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  What? Say this.

• 38:38Speaker 04

  Say this, say this.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  But this is my theory, the word "that" is so

• 38:42Speaker 01

  So powerful.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  So powerful. The way it hits the ear is just different.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  Somebody, I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively.

• 38:51Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Just let that stick in. I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. And there was a moment where an interview says to Blake Lively like, "Well, you actually had to be the intimacy coordinator on set. Like, you had to show him how to grab you and kiss you." And she goes, "Where did you see this?" And the body language expert said that use of the word "this" is usually to, like, show that you disdain whatever it is they've brought up. Like, "What's all this?" What's, what do you mean by this?

• 39:23Speaker 04

  What's all this then?

• 39:24Speaker 01

  Like, this.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  What's all this then?

• 39:26Speaker 01

  The word "this" is rarely used positively or inclusively.

• 39:31Speaker 04

  I'm picturing, when you say "this," something that's just coming to mind is like, peeling dirty underwear off the floor. A wife.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, a wife coming home, peels a woman's underwear from the bottom of the basket and going, "What is this?" to my husband. "I've been working all day and who's this?" You would've said, "What is that?"

• 39:52Speaker 02

  You just ate that line read, by the way. Do "what is this" again.

• 39:54Speaker 04

  No, again, to the directors out there, I'm free.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  Think about this. Who did, who did this?

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Okay, now, now say that, sorry.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Who did this?

• 40:07Speaker 02

  Now do the other one?

• 40:08Speaker 01

  Who did that?

• 40:09Speaker 04

  See, I'm not threatened by that.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Who did this?

• 40:12Speaker 01

  What's up with that? What's up with this?

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Although, oh, we were talking about this scene from Mad Men, Joan confronting the man.

• 40:20Speaker 04

  I wouldn't care if you died.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  That pornographic drawing.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  That pornographic drawing. I actually, I've been watching so much Mad Men clips. The number one best scene in television history, I'm kidding you not.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  Joan and Joan and Don.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Joan and Don. It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers in the office that like front, front desk secretary gives like allows the guy to serve her. It's the fifth season, which by the way, has no skips. So.

• 40:49Speaker 04

  It's the rumors of Mad Men.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  Don and Joan go to like, they go to the Jaguar dealership and then like they pretend to be a couple and then they go to the bar and they get a little drunk and they turn on the jukebox music and they have this scene at the bar that talks about like the kind of people they are and the kind of people that are in the bar.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  It's beautiful.

• 41:05Speaker 01

  It's about them, but it's not. The writing and the acting is so unbelievably good. Christina Hendricks, no Emmy for that role.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  Well, by the way, like can, I don't want to say anything disrespectful, but it's like, let's get her out there more.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  I would agree.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  I would definitely agree.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  Do you think, I'm going to say something on behalf of all women.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Is she so?

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Is she so?

• 41:33Speaker 04

  Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are afraid? And this is just about misogyny on a larger scale.

• 41:41Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 41:42Speaker 04

  Are people afraid to give her like challenging roles because they're like, she's so bodacious, we couldn't even?

• 41:49Speaker 02

  I don't think it's distracting. I think it's, I think she, with Joan, I guess, like it is so one with like the character. But I guess that sounds.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  I think it has a lot less to do with that and more to do with the fact that it's almost like the reason why January Jones and Jessica Paray also don't work a ton. It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles and they were so well done that maybe it counts against them sometimes.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  Damn, typecast.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  Because I think the, I think all of those performances are unreal. I think Jessica Paray actually gets disrespect.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  She's amazing.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  Was incredible.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Zuby Zoo is an iconic moment.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  Zuby Zuby Zoo is the, is in the first episode of season five and it gets better from there. Zuby Zoo. Zuby Zuby Zoo is the craziest.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  It's the craziest.

• 42:37Speaker 01

  Ever happen on television.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  It is the craziest thing.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  It is so insane.

• 42:42Speaker 04

  And then you see Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay, some crazy things are happening here that are basically like defying all like logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 42:53Speaker 04

  And then you're like, and still Zuby Zuby Zoo.

• 42:55Speaker 02

  And still.

• 42:55Speaker 01

  The fact that Zuby Zuby Zoo was supposed to happen in a grounded world and it still reads us being like realistic and you believe that she would do that and it says pretty much everything you need to know about her character.

• 43:06Speaker 02

  But Zuby Zuby Zoo happened on AMC. Twin Peaks happened on ABC.

• 43:11Speaker 01

  Truly.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Which is, that's the craziest part to me.

• 43:13Speaker 01

  Take that risk now, challenge.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  You guys are actually gonna lose your gourd, basically. You're gonna, the, the top of your hat is gonna fly off. Clean off.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Clean off. I just have no stamina when it comes to watching shit. So like, I'm still on the pilot, I've, I've been on the pilot episode of Twin Peaks for like eight years. It's so bad.

• 43:32Speaker 04

  That is so, but.

• 43:34Speaker 02

  But, but I started from getting like recently, um, even before he passed away, just like when the mom like realizes that like she's gone, she's dead. It's like the, the most devastating thing. And the Laura Palmer's theme, like the muse, the score, that score is crazy.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  I think once you enter episode two, then it's full lubrication and it's a non-stop roller coaster.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  Love, love.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  Like I, I don't think you're gonna find any resistance there. I think it's just like slipping in that second episode. Allow it to just, it just, it's the way it feels all over your body when you're watching it. It's, it's astounding. And I will say, and not to belabor this point, belabor.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  No, that was right.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  That was right.

• 44:13Speaker 04

  No, I just, I'm gonna be needing a PhD tonight.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Well, you know what? You clearly weren't paying attention in English class because you were so horned up with your, trying to get your rocks off with Vincent Van Gogh. Vincent Van Snoop.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  If you saw who I was talking about, you'd go, oh, okay.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  In a good way?

• 44:28Speaker 02

  No.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Horrified way.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Anytime Sarah's like, that fucking guy, oh, what I would do. I'm like, the craziest looking human being.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  You're like the Crypt Keeper?

• 44:37Speaker 02

  Crypt.

• 44:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Taylor Hicks.

• 44:40Speaker 04

  Taylor Hicks.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  No disrespect.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Billy Bob Thornton now.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  Keep going.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  And this is how, they're like, because I think my, my beautiful long-suffering boyfriend is so conventionally cute, beautiful, that it's like, I think it's like, it's allowed, yes, it's a counterweight. Counterweight. I love that.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day. In fact, you have sex with it.

• 45:06Speaker 04

  In fact, if he's lucky.

• 45:08Speaker 01

  You, you're the kind of girl who holds out. This becomes like a whole other, like alt-right podcast. You're the kind of girl who leaves it on the shelf, you know what I mean?

• 45:16Speaker 02

  Ew.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  I've made that expression up. You leave it on the shelf at night?

• 45:19Speaker 02

  On the shelf at night?

• 45:21Speaker 04

  You let it stink up the place?

• 45:24Speaker 01

  You ever have to crack the window after because it stinks so bad?

• 45:27Speaker 02

  Because it's good on the shelf.

• 45:28Speaker 04

  The expiry date is long past.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  You know, it starts to stink. They say that about women. They don't have sex, they start, that's where their pussy starts to really smell bad.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  When was the last time you smelled one?

• 45:39Speaker 02

  Me?

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Face to face.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  I've never seen a vagina up close.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  It's one of the, and they cover this in many movies, it's one of the most craziest things you could see.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Well, how would we know?

• 45:54Speaker 02

  How would we?

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Zoo be zoo be zoo.

• 45:58Speaker 04

  I didn't bring mine today, it's in the car.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  What's your least favorite body part to depict in your, in your art?

• 46:06Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting. This is going to be a surprise. I don't like, as someone who loves blood, guts, shit, piss, boogers, I'm like, what are we, two?

• 46:18Speaker 02

  I was gonna guess nose stuff. You don't like nose?

• 46:21Speaker 04

  I, I love nose.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  But you don't like booger?

• 46:24Speaker 04

  I think it's like, we're older than that.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:27Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 46:28Speaker 02

  That's so, I love this, that there is one thing that you go, that's off, like, I'm leaving that.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  It's peste.

• 46:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Or it's just, there's an edit there.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  There's an edit. There's an edit. And, and I love, I love mucoid membranes, so I love like a slick mucous, like.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  You don't, you don't like a clump, you don't like a clump of booger.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Again, it's like, we're, guys.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  Really?

• 46:54Speaker 01

  When you see someone pick your nose, are you horrified? Pick their nose, rather.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  No, I do this. That's part of my practice. It's, I think it's a medical procedure. It's like,

• 47:05Speaker 01

  You have to clear that out.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  You're gonna die.

• 47:07Speaker 01

  Sometimes it's like, it's not, it's not as easy as blowing your nose.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  Sometimes it's not, you have to get, sometimes you have to get knuckle deep and that's okay.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Well, this was really healing, actually. Thank you. Thank you for coming.

• 47:20Speaker 04

  They shouldn't have made a, oh, I was gonna say they should make a nasal bidet, but that is what an Eddy pot is.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  What an Eddy pot is, it's what a Neomed is, you know, of course, you understand.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  And, oh, this was gonna be, that, why, my, my last, like, on my hands and knees begging for you guys to watch Twin Peaks. In it, in its three season arc, it posits a theory of everything spiritually, like religiously, metaphysically, that I legitimately agree with in life.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Everything is love, or love is the most important thing. What is it? Or you don't, you don't wanna spoil it?

• 47:56Speaker 01

  I think you should.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Uh, cuz I don't think this is spoiling necessarily.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  Necessarily.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Necessarily.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  I don't think this is necessarily spoiling anything.

• 48:05Speaker 04

  Necessarily.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  But it's necessarius ich.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  Necessarius is my favorite dinosaur.

• 48:11Speaker 04

  That's what I think.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  Necessarius was so good. She was beautiful.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  She was beautiful.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  We have to, you guys, readers, please draw necessarius and send us in your pictures. Tag us, all three of us, and the Atlas Colloquiusus with your photos that you've drawn of necessarius.

• 48:26Speaker 04

  But you have to, like, then, like, write it, like, necessara, S A R I H.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  You know how to spell it.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  Necessaronicoliously.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Necessaronicoliously.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  Monstrous.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Monstrous necessarius.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  Keep going. What's the theory of everything?

• 48:40Speaker 04

  So, um, like, yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying force in the universe. But, you know, Twin Peaks is the, I'm gonna be so serious right now that it's gonna make you laugh.

• 48:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  That it's like the story of like, who killed Laura Palmer, right? And I'm not gonna spoil the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer. Cause that'll keep you on the hook for at least a season and a half. But like, you know, there's so much like, pain and violence and trauma towards this like, young high school girl and towards like, all the women in this universe or whatever. And there's like, great pain and trauma. And while like, love prevails, basically in The Great, Episode Eight, Season Three of Twin Peaks, which is like, the return, which happened, what was that?

• 49:29Speaker 02

  Twenty sixteen?

• 49:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, twenty sixteen. Really, a lost cult, Teresa. You just know.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  I don't know. I just hold it out of my ass.

• 49:36Speaker 04

  You're amazing. Don't smallen.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Don't smallen.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  You are a serious thing.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  Basically, he posits that true evil was unleashed into every dimension and realm of the universe when the first atomic bomb, atomic bomb exploded. So that a new kind of man-made evil basically fractured all of ti- all of the fabric of time-space and unleashed a new form of evil in the form of Bob, who is this demon that, you know, yeah, whatever, in Twin Peaks. It unleashed a new form of evil that like, wreaked a new form of havoc on every universe.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Every universe of every timeline, blah, blah, blah.

• 50:21Speaker 04

  Yes, and so like, that is the, the like, central conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by, you know, General Briggs, when he says, you know, there's this, Bobby Briggs, hottest man alive, his dad is like a crazy like, military like, general who's like, does shit with space or whatever. Uh-oh. I'm not sounding smart anymore.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  I need to drink Diet Coke. He's basically like-

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Can you imagine if that was the answer?

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Diet Coke.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  We'd be geniuses.

• 50:56Speaker 04

  Hey, President Trump wouldn't be trying to buy Austria or whatever if he would.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  You don't need to die coke.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  You sound like a genius.

• 51:07Speaker 04

  But then like, basically, he's worried, he's this like general who's who like, is like, you know, in charge of investigating like, the link between like, American like, military hegemony and like, nuclear mysticism, whatever, whatever. And he's like, my fear is that love is not enough. So that basically, when mankind, emphasis on man, basically unleashed a new kind of evil into the world, when we created the nuclear bomb, he's worried that love is not enough. And then that's kind of what like, the return follows, is like, all these characters that you remember from 20 years ago, feeling this trauma in every dimension, in every like, time, space, continuum, whatever. And, you know, and this is why, you know.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Why Oppenheimer won the Oscar.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  And this is ultimately why. But this is what's crazy about Oppenheimer winning the Oscar.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  I can feel your rage.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  Barbie was a better movie.

• 51:58Speaker 01

  Use this rage in a positive way. We all need to do that, especially now.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  It's more than ever.

• 52:05Speaker 01

  Let's organize, starting now. Use this female rage about Oppenheimer.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big point.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  Episode eight should have won the Oscar. I'll say that.

• 52:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  You know, it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar, maybe if you were announcing the Oscars.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  You could have just slipped that in.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  Just said, season three, episode eight.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Yes, that is what I believe about the universe. I mean, like, about religion, and everything.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Wow, wow.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  It's something that David Lynch put in a fucking TV show that anyone could watch.

• 52:35Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  And that's what culture is for me, and for you, and for you, and for everybody. It's culture that's for everybody.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  It's not, it's not culture that you find in a little box at like, Bucket of Blood Records in Chicago, cool weirdo store, with a bunch of, you know, like.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Freaks, fags, weirdos, weirdos, the outcasts, the misfits, those who haven't belonged once in their life, that can find community in a place like that. In a place like this, quite frankly.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  This.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  And I don't say this in a pejorative sense, I say it in an inclusive way, really, not giving much credence to my point earlier, which shows that people can change.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  You're saying people can change?

• 53:12Speaker 01

  I've changed, obviously, in the last 20 minutes. Here I am, using this in a beautiful, inclusive way, when before I said it was usually in a dismissive way. It's just really interesting. I credit you with bringing up, not bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  Period.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  No, I was gonna keep going.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Queerdo's. It is a culture. It's not just for the queerdo's. For once.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  For once.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  The queerdo's have had it too good for too long.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  And this is what brings me back to traitors.

• 53:49Speaker 01

  Lots of queerdo's running around.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 53:52Speaker 02

  Lot of queerdo's.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  Yes, ma'am.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:55Speaker 04

  When you ask me, are people inherently good or evil? It can be answered in episode eight.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  That's what an incredible callback.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  And the answer that they're saying is, no, people are born good.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  People were born good until the nuclear bomb.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  Until the great disruption.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  The great disruption and it, there were so many fractures and fissures in time, space, that it can, that like this like demonic force can really crawl in, kind of whether or not you invite it. Because we've created manmade fissure.

• 54:28Speaker 02

  Fissure. Fissure. We're not happy that you use that word.

• 54:31Speaker 04

  No. Because of sitting, remaining on the toilet.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Remaining on the toilet.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  It made our buttholes hurt when you said fissure. Have you ever?

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Nobody in this room has more hemorrhoids than me. Nobody in this room.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  I feel like, it feels apocalyptic when I have one.

• 54:45Speaker 04

  It feel, it's a disability. I'm not kidding.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Can I, this might be a little gross. This is my, this is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoid.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Oh, my, this might be a little gross.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  Are you tacking off?

• 54:58Speaker 02

  No, I, it's hurt so much that I have to, I'm thumber.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  Meanwhile, you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be sitting there for that long.

• 55:05Speaker 02

  No, I'm sitting there and I'm like.

• 55:07Speaker 04

  Cause you have, if you keep moving, then it won't like.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, then like, it's a way to like, get it out, but it's just, my foot has to move. I get restless leg.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  I hate this for you.

• 55:18Speaker 01

  There's literally nothing worse than like, a localized injury in that area. It's not good.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  Concentrated pain. Wait, was that gonna be your answer to what was the culture that made you say cultures remain? And then, but then you also said over text that you had opinions about housewives.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Well, can I, and this is my great reveal?

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Yes, ma'am.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  Can I show you what I have?

• 55:36Speaker 04

  Stop. Wait, can I even guess what it is?

• 55:39Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 55:39Speaker 04

  It's Heather Gay's Mormon book shirt.

• 55:44Speaker 02

  Here we go. Ooh.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  Ooh, okay.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Just Robin.

• 55:49Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 55:50Speaker 02

  I feel for me too. Wow, Lisa.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  I feel for me too.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  Come on the pod, Lisa. Lisa Barlow.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  They really are all invited.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  They're all invited, truly. After all the work, the public service they did, including Brittany Bateman.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  Oh my.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Give it up for Brittany.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Honestly? Yeah. Honestly, watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is like low key funnier and smarter than us.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  No.

• 56:19Speaker 01

  She's like, well, the thing about culture is it actually started. And she tells us, she comes in like a true cultural anthropologist, like a full 10 MBAs.

• 56:29Speaker 04

  Talking about like culture and like caveman time.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman actually, really it was collaborative and it was really the first collaboration.

• 56:37Speaker 04

  Wait, who am I? Actually, Abraham Lincoln had Greek Versace plates.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Are you Angie?

• 56:45Speaker 04

  That was anthropology.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  That was anthropology. Angie Cat's name is the queen of America.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Did you listen to her episode of Lost Cult?

• 56:54Speaker 04

  She was on Lost Cult.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  She was the last guest before you.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  You're so fucking stupid.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  You know what's so interesting? Well, I told you this and I actually don't want to say this on the podcast.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  What?

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Edit. I'm only listening to music from now on.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  No, don't leave, leave that in.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  Leave that in.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  I think we would all benefit from that.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter with outer chatter. And so I have been replacing all talking in the ears with singing.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Actual structured.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  Sound.

• 57:28Speaker 04

  You don't listen to the episode, make sure you don't say anything bad?

• 57:30Speaker 01

  I listen to this after for edits.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  To make sure that nothing slips through the cracks.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Right.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Cause this one's always spouting off some problematic stuff. Every third word. It's a big slur. Big slur. I said, listen to unedited Lost Cult. You'll be taking a vacation, the big slur.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  You'll have a pussy on the shelf for too long, it'll start to leak.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Pussy is not a slur, that doesn't count. Pussy, pussy, pussy, come for me.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  My brother, when I was growing up, said to me, he said that he thought pussy was a vegetable because my dad said it so much.

• 58:04Speaker 02

  Why would he think he was a vegetable?

• 58:06Speaker 04

  Cause my dad would be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  So he thought it was a vegetable?

• 58:11Speaker 01

  Like, cause it was in the fields where vegetables grow.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Right?

• 58:15Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Am I, am I warm?

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Like, this might be Long Island lifestyle.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, totally.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  You'll, you'll never believe this story. So my sister comes home one day when she's five. She's had to write a, write a book about her family. So it's like, this is my mom. I love my mom a lot. This is what my mom says to me. I love you. This is my dad. I love my dad a lot. This is what my dad says to me. It's a picture of him on the couch and it says, Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  Girl.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Hey Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  Talk about it, Arden.

• 58:53Speaker 01

  She wrote it as a five year old and brought it back to our family and was like, this is what my mom says. This is what my dad says. Cause my dad would send us into the, the,

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Grab me a beer from the fridge.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  This is the garage fridge.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Bring it in.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  Classic.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Well, you know how I just said that there's only been one artist who has presented my theory of everything? I was wrong. It's your sister.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  No, there was something in there that spoke to the universe for sure. My mom says, I love you. My dad says, hey Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  I can't believe I've never heard this before.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  That's incredible.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  It's unbelievable. It's so good.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Peanut, my dad used to say?

• 59:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. Were you Peanut?

• 59:33Speaker 04

  I was Peanut. Also, yo, sports fan.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  Is that something? Yo, sport fan, get me a whatever.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  I, sports fan is a lot of fun.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  It's a lot of fun.

• 59:42Speaker 01

  I was bug.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Bug?

• 59:44Speaker 01

  Cause I would crawl around all the time and never sit still. Still to this day. You know how hard it is for me to sit right here? Unbearable. I want to be crawling all over this place.

• 59:52Speaker 04

  Did you see, you're about to be like bowing on the toilet like, eh?

• 59:56Speaker 01

  I want, I want to crawl over this place, spread my seat. I gotta come, quite frankly.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  I want to do it now.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Oh, what color would it be when it came out?

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  Uh, you don't want to know. Fine, I'll tell you. White.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  I'm a normal guy. White as snow, my cum.

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  You guys should do a Manosphere episode.

• 1:00:13Speaker 01

  All right, so we're actually gonna cum. And then we're gonna see what colors it is. All right.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  And then we're gonna, we're gonna figure out the hex code for the cum color.

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  So who thinks this one is a bowens cum? Ding ding ding ding ding. We immediately get a huge deal with Barstool Sports. We leave iHeart.

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  We leave iHeart. We go to Barstool. For some reason, on Barstool, now they're talking about Japanese pizzas. I'm like, I got, I got a thing on my feed. It's like.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  What are they? What is a Japanese pizza?

• 1:00:42Speaker 02

  Like the pizza in Japan is like.

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  Are you serious? Shit.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  And talk about that.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  Oh, it's an, it's amazing pizza. That's, that's all I can say, really.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  That's all you can say? What? Talk about it. What, what is, makes it so good?

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  The dough, the sauce, the toppings.

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked?

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  Thoughts on Mary Cosby this year? And her behavior in the finale.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  What can you say about a philosopher king?

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  A lot.

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  That's actually a great point.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  You can say a lot about a philosopher.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, I agree with that one. You can say a lot.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  It's cra- I get why people join the cult.

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  She speaks with such, I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling spirit. For real.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  Weren't you upset in, at the end when she was really trying it with Angie? When she was like, I was wrong about you.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  That was so insane.

• 1:01:35Speaker 01

  It was absurd.

• 1:01:36Speaker 04

  But then she was like, and she was like, hey, and she was like, you're right. I have abandonment issues. And it was like, great.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  But, so she needed Angie to get there.

• 1:01:46Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  To get to, so Angie is the real star here, I think.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  Angie is the star of the show.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  Yes, I would agree.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  She's top five housewife for me.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Truly for me.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  Say, now you have to say her top five.

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  Carlton.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  Crazy. She loves Carlton.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  You need to be in a styler.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  The witch.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  Ra, Mona.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Singer.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Ra.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Carlton, Ramona.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Singer.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Angie.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Angie.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Angie.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  Okay, who is rounding out this five?

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  Karen.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  That can't be my five.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  Karen.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  You didn't say a fifth.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  One more.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Hold on.

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  You don't even have it.

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  I feel like I have it on my phone. I feel like I wrote this down on my phone.

• 1:02:32Speaker 01

  It's like, there's a folder with drag names. There's a folder with my favorite Housewives.

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  My favorite karaoke songs.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Okay, but this is a nice spread. You have Rony, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake. You're missing what, Atlanta?

• 1:02:44Speaker 04

  I wanna, you know what? I wanna take.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  You need Adriana in.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  You know what? Actually, Marisol's mom.

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Elsa.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, Elsa. Wait, so what do I? Carlton, Ramona. Actually, Mary Cosby.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  Mary Cosby.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Angie.

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  And then.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  No Karen?

• 1:03:02Speaker 04

  Elsa.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  Elsa, not technically Housewives.

• 1:03:05Speaker 01

  Karen, even this week. You're gonna knock Karen out?

• 1:03:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, put her back in there. Because does it count? Does the body cam footage count as an episode of Housewives?

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  I think so. I think it's canon.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  Because that is just like.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  It's so sad.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  So when she's sitting, when she's sitting in the jail cell getting interrogated, and she just has, she's babbling, and then she goes, "Thomas Jefferson's concubine."

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  It's just like, you don't get that kind of genius anywhere else in this world.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  No, she is one of the funniest people to ever live.

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  Okay, and that, talk about channeling the muse in the room. Like, be in the room where that happens.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  Like, that is a, what, top five?

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  You standing up?

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  My top five, or?

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  Oh, are we all doing this?

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Sure, well, can we just point out, Sarah gave a standing out of Karen's body cam footage and Brittany Bateman.

• 1:03:59Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  My top five is Brittany Bateman. No, just kidding.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  I would respect, I would respect that immensely.

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  I do think she's had

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  a wild ride.

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  An incredible season.

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:04:09Speaker 01

  Like, this is, it is funny.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  Fu.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  The Jared stuff.

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  You guys, I've never recorded in my life. I was trying to send a video to my daughter. She got a good grade on her math test.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  The place is near.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  She just started speaking to me again.

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  You guys.

• 1:04:22Speaker 01

  You guys, I have an announcement. My daughter's speaking to me.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  This is the podcast. I don't want you.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  Wouldn't you sing any Pink Pony Clubs throughout the airport?

• 1:04:36Speaker 04

  It's amazing.

• 1:04:37Speaker 01

  It's brilliant.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  To all Housewives past pu- future.

• 1:04:40Speaker 01

  Past, future and present. Take notes.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  Like, this is what happens when you're off your phone.

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  Actually referring to someone who literally just made a TikTok. But like, when you're off your phone and just being you.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  You.

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  And you're not like worried about how people perceive you.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  No podcasts, no outer chatter in your inner chatter. When you're off your phone and just being you, it's incredible what you can do on your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you really clear that, when you just let the muses speak and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone, see what happens. Amazing shit. The content. Especially now in the new era of TikTok.

• 1:05:17Speaker 04

  So my queeros and, and outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  Dragulators. Dragulators.

• 1:05:26Speaker 04

  It's like, it's like, that is like, there are so many people who are trying to manufacture housewife dumb.

• 1:05:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:05:32Speaker 04

  And they're trying to like.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  Brahman. I don't think Brahman is as guilty of that as other, I mean, let's call a spade a spade.

• 1:05:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:05:41Speaker 01

  My critique for the finale of Salt Lake, I did not need them to do that stupid thing. That game was made about her. That game was silly. So Heather is, we'll put Heather in as well. I don't think she even believed in it. I think, I think they told her like, to do this and then she was like, yeah, fine. And then, it just, I, not one element of the show felt like they were pushing that hard for drama until that moment. And I was just like, I just don't believe this. It tripped at the finish line a little bit.

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  I think it's like, we're at a point with Housewives where a push has come to shove. And it's like, in order for anything to be, I think New York is evident, is evidence of this. If it's just like, it just has to be crazy. And that's why I do respect Heather doing that. Cause she's like, well, it's the finale episode. We're all sitting at this table and it has to be insane. Because what I.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

  What was my favorite was her cadence. We're gonna take out our phones. We're gonna find the worst thing we've ever said about someone here. And then we're gonna hand over our phone and we're gonna read it. Diabolical. And we're gonna move forward.

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Do you think she scripted, she scripted that?

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  No, I don't.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  You don't think she had a notes app on her phone that was like, guys?

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  What I find suspicious was that they all, like, remember when Lisa like zoomed the fuck in?

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  And like was like swiping, swiping, swiping. So it was like they screenshot, they had text at the ready. I think that was, there was something produced.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  It was very produced. It was very, it was the only moment of the season that I felt was like inorganic.

• 1:07:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  And I didn't like it.

• 1:07:09Speaker 04

  I, I did like it because I just felt like Heather was like, I have, I fucking left not a single crumb last season.

• 1:07:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:07:20Speaker 04

  And she was just like.

• 1:07:21Speaker 01

  She actually deserves an Emmy.

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  She does.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  She does, she does.

• 1:07:23Speaker 04

  Because she wrote that. And, and it's like, she was like, the way I fucking tore that last year, like, the only way I can one up myself is if I do the craziest thing possible, which is, she did the craziest thing possible.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  There was a moment there where the language was even kind of like mirroring last season where she goes, we're all obsessed with receipts. We're all obsessed with proof. Like, like she's caught herself mid-list being like, oh, I gotta change up the, the words a little bit. But it was receipts-proof timeline.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  I actually, like, earlier in the year, like, in our group chat, people were like, oh, Heather's not having a great season. She's not like in it. I'm like, actually, I totally disagree because I think Heather Gay is the audience.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  And she's the best narrator on the show. And she's the lead of the show. She's the protagonist. So it's fine by me that she's not like, totally like racked with whatever is going on. I feel like she's had a lot of that and I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening.

• 1:08:16Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:08:16Speaker 01

  That's how I feel about Ms. Gay.

• 1:08:18Speaker 04

  Ms. Gay.

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  I was talking about you. I wasn't talking about her. That's how I feel about Ms. Gay.

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  As everyone knows.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  My straight power fist.

• 1:08:32Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Even this week.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Lymphroused it somehow. Even this week.

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  Well, the YMCA, him dancing to the YMCA is like, is Britney Bateman level. It's like.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  We were, we are laughing.

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  Give him a standing O.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  To the Village People!

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  You tore that. You tore this.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  You tore this and you know this.

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  To be true.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  But like if Brittany, Brittany Bateman, they're, they're a perfect cast because they're every archetype.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  Of Housewife.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  And they're themselves.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  But Heather Gay is not, and that is what Mary was saying too. Mary, when Mary was like, Heather, you've changed and you're not, you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are becoming too aware and too into the fandom and like you're Rihanna's favorite and you're performing and you're producing, but Heather like kind of needs to do that a little bit.

• 1:09:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think, I think you need, you do need Heather to do what Heather has done.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  Right. Because you're, because you have Brittany Bateman. Like if everyone was Brittany Bateman.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  To be unwatched.

• 1:09:36Speaker 01

  Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that. Like Lisa Barlow is not capable and I'm wearing her on my shirt.

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  Yes, over your heart.

• 1:09:44Speaker 01

  Over my heart. She's not capable of being like, hey guys to the producers, what do you guys need? Let me execute that for you.

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  One, one person can do that in the cast besides Heather, which is Angie.

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  You think?

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  I think Angie.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  I think Angie is a, I think Angie too is a chaos agent.

• 1:10:02Speaker 04

  And she's living, she's truthfully living her life as the, the wife of a beautiful gay man.

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  She's more grounded.

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  But Angie can like zoom out and like, the way she handled the Mary thing, I'm like, she can, she can do this.

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:18Speaker 02

  She's so aware and the best and the, and the exact right way.

• 1:10:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. She has an understanding of that, of the situations in a way where she's like, you know, when it's time to put your foot on the gas. And like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a circle at her own bat mitzvah being like, the car is like Angie knows like, I'm upset, but this is good.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  This, yeah.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down, like there's a bone in every Housewives body that if they were to scratch that bone, it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman. But Angie knew it's, it is not, I'm not arguing with Mary Cosby about this.

• 1:10:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Saying high body count hair, it's like, I actually take back what I said about Ms. Gay. Needing an Emmy for her writing, it is Angie, because we're getting lines like high body count hair, and we're getting lines like, one foot in the grave and another one.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  And then she, and then she even wrote something for this show, her I don't think so honey was, I don't think so honey, high body count hair, and then she goes, um, if you come to Lunatic Fringe Salon.

• 1:11:22Speaker 04

  By the way, the name.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  What, oh, no, when we, first of all, when we saw, I didn't know it was called Lunatic Fringe.

• 1:11:30Speaker 04

  Triangle hair vibes Lunatic Fringe.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  I saw, I saw Seron.

• 1:11:35Speaker 01

  Well, then I, I didn't know that it was actually a phrase, like it's, the Lunatic Fringe references actually like, like groups of people. It's not just two words that sound great together.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  It's like, oh.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  So she's like a full.

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  I worship this.

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  The text.

• 1:11:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, we do. And she was great on the show, you should listen to that.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  Like, she looks perfect.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  This is the right, the joke level writing.

• 1:11:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is good.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  She goes, you come to Lunatic Fringe, you have a get laid guarantee. If you don't have sex, come back, I'll fuck you myself.

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  Girl, then they say, Rome was not built in a day.

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  What could you possibly mean by that?

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  And you're talking about a Greek woman, so watch it. So don't, stop with this Rome imagery, because we're talking about a Greek legend.

• 1:12:19Speaker 04

  She built a, a hair empire.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:12:23Speaker 04

  Because she was laying brick by brick.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  And the cultural wasteland of Salt Lake City.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, city. It is, by the way.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  My goddamn pillar.

• 1:12:36Speaker 01

  I'm a pillar of the community.

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Do I have an Angie?

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  Lauren.

• 1:12:41Speaker 04

  Go, go, go. Do, do.

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  Meredith?

• 1:12:44Speaker 01

  Well, Meredith, it was, I thought it was really interesting how you attacked me, and you were very rude to me.

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  There's not much I'm, I have to work on it.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  It's there.

• 1:12:56Speaker 04

  It's a hell of a journey. A real place of helling. I fucking love her. I fucking love her.

• 1:13:02Speaker 01

  I want, she needs to have a better season next year and I actually blame the, I think the producers cut out a lot of her shit.

• 1:13:07Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:13:09Speaker 01

  Cause like.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  We love Whitney.

• 1:13:10Speaker 04

  I fucking love her. I think she's the most stunning woman alive.

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  Period.

• 1:13:14Speaker 01

  She's one of the only housewives I've done a shot with.

• 1:13:17Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  And how did that present itself?

• 1:13:21Speaker 01

  Well, we were both at High Tops, West Hollywood.

• 1:13:25Speaker 04

  Good for her.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  Likely place for us to be.

• 1:13:27Speaker 04

  She is a gay guy.

• 1:13:29Speaker 02

  She's a gay guy.

• 1:13:29Speaker 04

  She is.

• 1:13:30Speaker 01

  She was a gay guy, she's not as much of a gay guy as Angie Kay.

• 1:13:34Speaker 04

  Oh, sure. Well.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  But when, when, when Sudi and I were at Chuck's, she was in the audience and then Sudi was like, say hi to her. I was like, I'm too shy.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  Bowen, Bowen is so, you guys work with the biggest A-listers week in and week out.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  These are our A-list.

• 1:13:47Speaker 01

  Meredith Marks came to the Fire Island premiere years ago with Seth and Brooks. I, I went over to her to, that was the first time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here. He said, no, I'm not doing that.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  No, it's.

• 1:13:56Speaker 02

  I was so scared.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  He was too scared.

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  I get that.

• 1:13:58Speaker 02

  I love these people with all my heart.

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  And her scratch cornea really concerned me.

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  Meredith doesn't stop creating content.

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  I'm saying this as someone who will be buying her, what is it, pink microphones that she's selling?

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  If you don't think I have the entire Meredith Marks collection and have been to the store in Park City, you're incorrect.

• 1:14:23Speaker 02

  What is a pink?

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  You'd be deeply mistaken.

• 1:14:25Speaker 04

  Okay. Do you remember at the end, when it was like during the finale, when they put the title cards up, like what they're doing now? And they came by so fast.

• 1:14:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were very, very fast.

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  I couldn't, we're, listen, we're all professional readers. Could not read that.

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  Couldn't. Yeah, I love reading.

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Fluent in language.

• 1:14:37Speaker 01

  I love reading quick.

• 1:14:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, love.

• 1:14:39Speaker 01

  So good at it.

• 1:14:40Speaker 04

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• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Top five housewives, should we do it?

• 1:19:09Speaker 01

  What are yours?

• 1:19:11Speaker 02

  Stacy Rush.

• 1:19:12Speaker 04

  You are crazy.

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  I watch her QVC videos.

• 1:19:16Speaker 01

  He does, it's like ASMR for him.

• 1:19:17Speaker 02

  It's ASMR to me, they're so soothing.

• 1:19:18Speaker 04

  Jesus bracelet.

• 1:19:19Speaker 02

  And as a proud Christian woman.

• 1:19:21Speaker 01

  I love having God right here on my wrist. As a proud Christian woman.

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she is showing you that you can be a positive, loving person and still succeed.

• 1:19:34Speaker 04

  And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body tea.

• 1:19:43Speaker 04

  Her body is, her body is C, her body is Celsius, her body is diabolo.

• 1:19:47Speaker 02

  Look at that, I mean, Becca, that's the most gorgeous woman alive.

• 1:19:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, and to think she's dating a man who will not have sex.

• 1:19:53Speaker 02

  That's crazy. No, that's part of her housewifery.

• 1:19:57Speaker 04

  What is going on there with Miss Thing?

• 1:20:01Speaker 01

  Let me think about it. Let me think about it for even more than one or two seconds.

• 1:20:04Speaker 02

  Miss Gay.

• 1:20:05Speaker 01

  I think, I think.

• 1:20:07Speaker 02

  But we love Stacy, Stacy Rush is in my top five.

• 1:20:10Speaker 04

  Listen, I'm never gonna shame an actor who wants camera time.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:20:14Speaker 01

  And you're, and you are never gonna do that.

• 1:20:16Speaker 02

  You're never gonna.

• 1:20:17Speaker 01

  You respect the fuck out of those guys. I respect the fuck out of those guys. Any actor out here who's grinding, doing their best, putting one foot in front of the other in this grind we call Hollywood, I respect the fuck out of those guys, excuse my language, but it's true. And it's really difficult.

• 1:20:36Speaker 04

  Say it for the hard of hearing Meredith Marx's people in the back.

• 1:20:42Speaker 01

  Whoa, I thought you just said Meredith Marxist, and I thought that's a good drag name.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  That's a great drag name.

• 1:20:46Speaker 01

  Meredith Marxist?

• 1:20:48Speaker 04

  iPhone list.

• 1:20:50Speaker 02

  iPhone list.

• 1:20:52Speaker 01

  Meredith Marxist.

• 1:20:53Speaker 02

  Wait, can I just say, when I was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge event. All over Grindr, people were like, we're going to Meredith Marks. Meredith Marks is gonna show up at Traxx, this nightclub by the train tracks.

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  It was like, the entire town was getting ready for like, a presidential visit.

• 1:21:11Speaker 01

  That's an A-list Traxx appearance.

• 1:21:12Speaker 02

  No, of course. And I was like, I am not, I'm gonna sit this one out.

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  Because of fear.

• 1:21:17Speaker 02

  Because of fear. No, but we love Meredith.

• 1:21:18Speaker 01

  Meredith came, obviously Meredith, famously as the readers know, came to the cultural awards and delivered a great performance and accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies. And then came out to the after-party afterwards and was hanging out.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  She is a good hang.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  This is what I was saying about the title card. When it said at the end of the title cards, it said that she's coming out with listening, pink listening devices.

• 1:21:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, she's a handicap.

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  Microphone.

• 1:21:41Speaker 01

  She's a handicapped woman.

• 1:21:43Speaker 04

  But, because Britney, she thought Britney had bugged the room.

• 1:21:46Speaker 01

  So we're making fun of the differently-abled. I understand. He makes fun of disabilities now.

• 1:21:51Speaker 04

  My family.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Matt's here on a really underappreciated line during the whole like, recording freakout in the Sprinter van. What is it?

• 1:21:58Speaker 01

  I invited you into my home.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  That and then, she's been saying lies.

• 1:22:03Speaker 01

  And spreading lies. First she goes, for saying lies.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  And spreading lies.

• 1:22:10Speaker 01

  Like saying and spreading being two different things. For saying lies.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  And spreading lies.

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  She absolutely rocks.

• 1:22:20Speaker 02

  She rocks.

• 1:22:20Speaker 04

  Garbage whore poses.

• 1:22:22Speaker 02

  Meredith Stacy.

• 1:22:24Speaker 04

  Oh, I just.

• 1:22:26Speaker 02

  Luann, and then I'm gonna say, I fucking.

• 1:22:29Speaker 01

  Luann, yeah.

• 1:22:30Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck, I forgot. Oh.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  But no, we can.

• 1:22:32Speaker 04

  Luann and Sonia, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:34Speaker 02

  We can share the list. Sheree.

• 1:22:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh.

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  Sheree Whitfield.

• 1:22:37Speaker 04

  This is, this is the list.

• 1:22:39Speaker 02

  And I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Alexia.

• 1:22:41Speaker 01

  Alexia is pretty good.

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  Alexia is, Alexia is huge for me.

• 1:22:44Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say Adriana, tomorrow.

• 1:22:47Speaker 02

  Adriana's amazing.

• 1:22:49Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  Meredith.

• 1:22:53Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:22:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:54Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say.

• 1:22:58Speaker 02

  If you say Meredith.

• 1:22:58Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm gonna say Dolores Catania.

• 1:23:00Speaker 02

  Oh, you love Dolores.

• 1:23:00Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 1:23:01Speaker 01

  And I'm gonna say, hmm, who do I laugh at?

• 1:23:06Speaker 04

  Sonia, like, how was Sonia not my number one?

• 1:23:08Speaker 01

  Honestly, Sonia to me is diminishing returns.

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  Kenya?

• 1:23:10Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:23:11Speaker 01

  Kenya is tough for me because as incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like chuckling and laughing along. Honestly, in, in good times, Portia.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  Por- I was gonna say Portia, you like Portia.

• 1:23:22Speaker 01

  Portia's unbelievable. And also, you know who I think is actually a top five housewife? And I take the good and the bad.

• 1:23:29Speaker 04

  NeNe.

• 1:23:30Speaker 01

  Erica Jane.

• 1:23:30Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  Oh, sure. Totally.

• 1:23:33Speaker 01

  Erica Jane is unforgettable character on television.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:23:36Speaker 02

  That photo.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  And it's like, if we're like paying homage to what the show, homage for the Zuby Zus in the room. It's like, that is what the show is. It's a soap opera. And she is a soap opera character.

• 1:23:47Speaker 01

  I mean, literally named after Erica Kane.

• 1:23:50Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 1:23:50Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:23:52Speaker 04

  My soul left my body.

• 1:23:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:54Speaker 02

  You, you met her?

• 1:23:56Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  Wait, I don't, I don't know who Erica Kane is.

• 1:23:58Speaker 04

  I did General Hospital.

• 1:24:00Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:24:00Speaker 01

  Erica Kane is Susan Lucci's character on All My Children.

• 1:24:03Speaker 02

  And All My Children.

• 1:24:04Speaker 01

  Probably the most famous soap opera character.

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  And is, it was, but Sarah was on General Hospital.

• 1:24:08Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:24:09Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:24:10Speaker 02

  That is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done.

• 1:24:12Speaker 04

  Well, and talk about.

• 1:24:13Speaker 01

  You were on General Hospital?

• 1:24:15Speaker 02

  You didn't know this?

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  I bet. I literally, I said, hey, I, hey, please. And they were like, are you like kidding? Cause you're a comedian, are you kidding? And I was like, I'm one million percent.

• 1:24:26Speaker 01

  What did you do on General Hospital?

• 1:24:28Speaker 04

  They were like, so they.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  She's a speech, she's a speech therapist.

• 1:24:32Speaker 01

  You're fucking kidding me.

• 1:24:34Speaker 02

  She's amazing.

• 1:24:35Speaker 04

  I come in for one episode, can't do a serious face going, cause you know, it is true what they say on so, like, the, in soap operas, you know, at the end of a scene, it holds on everyone's facial reactions.

• 1:24:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, like this.

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  And I.

• 1:24:49Speaker 01

  I really do wanna go.

• 1:24:50Speaker 04

  You should get in there, you would tear.

• 1:24:53Speaker 01

  All I wanna do is act.

• 1:24:54Speaker 04

  And guess what they do? Hundred pages of dialogue a fucking day.

• 1:24:58Speaker 01

  I know, I know.

• 1:24:58Speaker 04

  Do your respect speech. Put respect on that.

• 1:25:01Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:25:02Speaker 04

  With the soap opera actors.

• 1:25:04Speaker 01

  What were you saying?

• 1:25:05Speaker 02

  Respect speech.

• 1:25:06Speaker 04

  That you just did earlier.

• 1:25:08Speaker 01

  I respect the hell out of those.

• 1:25:10Speaker 04

  I respect the hell out of those actresses.

• 1:25:12Speaker 01

  You know, it's, it's, think about how many greats we've got from soaps. Julianne Moore.

• 1:25:18Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 1:25:18Speaker 02

  Lisa Rinna.

• 1:25:20Speaker 01

  Telly Ripa?

• 1:25:21Speaker 04

  I did, when I hosted my game show, my hamster game show.

• 1:25:27Speaker 04

  My-

• 1:25:27Speaker 01

  Let that sink in?

• 1:25:30Speaker 02

  You don't even know the half of it with this hamster game show, let's keep going.

• 1:25:34Speaker 01

  Who was competing the hamsters?

• 1:25:36Speaker 04

  Yes, they were, but, yes, they were.

• 1:25:39Speaker 02

  But the humans too.

• 1:25:40Speaker 01

  Alright, well, I would imagine.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  And therein, therein lies the rub.

• 1:25:44Speaker 04

  And therein lies the rub. I was, my co-host Kyle, shout out, love you.

• 1:25:49Speaker 02

  Shout out.

• 1:25:50Speaker 04

  He did soap operas and he was like, bitch, you have no idea the level of acting talent. He said that all of his co-stars could, when they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like, can we get one single tear rolling down your cheek? They would go, which I?

• 1:26:06Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:26:07Speaker 01

  Which I?

• 1:26:08Speaker 04

  Which I, bitch! Which I, bitch! You could do that, though. You could. Which I, you could.

• 1:26:17Speaker 02

  I certainly could.

• 1:26:18Speaker 01

  Which I?

• 1:26:20Speaker 04

  So at the end of every scene, like, they literally do the whole, like, hold for reaction, hold for reaction? But my crunchy ass, literally doing this in my reaction shots.

• 1:26:32Speaker 04

  They're fucking amazing. I couldn't believe, everyone is so fucking amazing in acting in General Hospital. It's like in-

• 1:26:38Speaker 01

  Okay, you know what? I'm throwing it out there. I want to be on General Hospital.

• 1:26:41Speaker 04

  Easy, it's done.

• 1:26:42Speaker 01

  I'm serious. Like, I would love to come in and do whatever you guys need.

• 1:26:45Speaker 02

  They're not gonna want to let you go.

• 1:26:47Speaker 01

  That's fine. I would, I'll do a recurring role.

• 1:26:50Speaker 02

  Period.

• 1:26:51Speaker 01

  I would love to.

• 1:26:52Speaker 04

  It is like, one take, everyone, done, everyone's off book, day of, day of, they get the script! And then they go, got it.

• 1:27:01Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:27:02Speaker 04

  And I, I've, I legit never been more nervous in my life, because you're actually with pros who are like, they do this every, and, yeah.

• 1:27:09Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, I don't mean to make this about me. I want to put something out there.

• 1:27:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  I want to do a pro wrestling thing.

• 1:27:15Speaker 01

  That would be really good.

• 1:27:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:27:19Speaker 02

  I went to, I went, I went to New Japan, New Japan Pro Wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. From children to elderly women screaming.

• 1:27:30Speaker 04

  Screaming. Hilarious.

• 1:27:32Speaker 02

  Hilarious.

• 1:27:33Speaker 04

  Acrobatic.

• 1:27:34Speaker 02

  I just, it's, it's all my favorite things. Costume, suns.

• 1:27:37Speaker 01

  Ask John Cena for tips.

• 1:27:39Speaker 02

  John.

• 1:27:40Speaker 04

  John.

• 1:27:40Speaker 02

  Mandarin speaker John Cena.

• 1:27:42Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:27:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:27:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. Have you seen him do the ads for La Gama?

• 1:27:46Speaker 04

  I guess not.

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  For the chili crisp? Cam knows.

• 1:27:48Speaker 04

  Oh, for the chili crisp?

• 1:27:50Speaker 02

  He, he, he, he's in his trailer. He's like, this is what the, the, the, like,最爱的辣椒. It's crazy.

• 1:27:57Speaker 04

  A good, okay. So for those reading, listening, watching, Matt wants me in General Hospital badly. Done. Bowen's General Hospital. Done. Substance, like, hey.

• 1:28:09Speaker 01

  Substance too.

• 1:28:10Speaker 02

  Substance too.

• 1:28:11Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 1:28:12Speaker 01

  You find out Monstro is not dead.

• 1:28:15Speaker 04

  Monstro's returns.

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  Slurps up and it's you.

• 1:28:19Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 1:28:19Speaker 04

  And now she's.

• 1:28:20Speaker 01

  And then you have to go into SNL and it's Meta. Oh my God.

• 1:28:26Speaker 04

  And then Monstro Alyssa was to work at Starbucks and she's just gotta be a girl getting her shit together with Hollywood and like roommate.

• 1:28:33Speaker 01

  How did, I want you to, could you possibly conjure up how you felt when you saw Monstro Alyssa Sue and when the text came on the screen that said Monstro Alyssa Sue? Like, how did you feel?

• 1:28:44Speaker 04

  You're gonna like think I'm, I'm joshing around or kiling around or whatever you're gonna say on this show. But like, so I, I went to the movie with my friend Eris who like does like amazing.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  I'm sorry. Eris? How do you spell the name? Eris Tor?

• 1:28:59Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, wow.

• 1:29:01Speaker 01

  If his name was Eris, he's had a hard two years.

• 1:29:03Speaker 04

  E R I S, Eris, they.

• 1:29:07Speaker 02

  Eris, but like the Final Fantasy character. Anyway, keep going.

• 1:29:10Speaker 04

  Yes. My friend Eris, who does practical effects, who did all the practical effects in.

• 1:29:18Speaker 04

  We went.

• 1:29:18Speaker 02

  A vaccine.

• 1:29:19Speaker 04

  We went together. And when that happened, legit stood up.

• 1:29:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:29:27Speaker 02

  The more you do it.

• 1:29:28Speaker 04

  And we were like, yeah.

• 1:29:30Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:29:31Speaker 04

  Cause I didn't think people in the theater we saw it with were like screaming, laughing the whole time, but I don't think they, they didn't, they, they didn't feel like they had permission to stand and cheer. But it's cheer, it's cheering.

• 1:29:43Speaker 02

  Oh, it's such a cheer.

• 1:29:43Speaker 04

  It's cheering.

• 1:29:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. Monstro Alyssa Sue.

• 1:29:48Speaker 02

  I think most, cause I saw it from home.

• 1:29:50Speaker 04

  Monstro Matt Bowen.

• 1:29:51Speaker 02

  Matt Bo. I saw, I saw it at home and I kept, and mind you, I was stoned, but it was the perfect way to watch it, cause I kept turning to Matt.

• 1:29:57Speaker 04

  It's okay.

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  It's okay. I kept turning to Matt and I.

• 1:30:02Speaker 04

  Oh, wait.

• 1:30:03Speaker 01

  Holding space.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  I turned to Matt and I was like.

• 1:30:07Speaker 01

  I flatlined. I, I slowly sobbed and I'm just, no.

• 1:30:11Speaker 04

  Wait, give me some of the other. And now this is a circuit.

• 1:30:13Speaker 02

  This is a circuit.

• 1:30:14Speaker 01

  We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore.

• 1:30:17Speaker 02

  For Sarah Weekend.

• 1:30:18Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:30:18Speaker 01

  This is the last time. Only for you, you little rascal.

• 1:30:22Speaker 04

  So this is like, you know what I mean? It's different.

• 1:30:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:30:27Speaker 02

  Holding space is different. I kept saying to Matt, I was like, this is fucking.

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. He did minutes in. He was like, this is the best movie ever.

• 1:30:34Speaker 02

  I was like, this rules.

• 1:30:36Speaker 04

  Come on.

• 1:30:36Speaker 02

  I love that movie.

• 1:30:38Speaker 01

  It's so fun. And I loved to me.

• 1:30:39Speaker 02

  Oh, I loved to me.

• 1:30:41Speaker 04

  She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet.

• 1:30:43Speaker 02

  Sixty-two.

• 1:30:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. Can you believe?

• 1:30:45Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:30:47Speaker 04

  How old is anyone?

• 1:30:48Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:30:50Speaker 01

  You'd have to ask them.

• 1:30:52Speaker 02

  And it's rude in some cultures.

• 1:30:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's in some cultures, that's rude.

• 1:30:55Speaker 04

  What are you saying? I'm bouncing around. I'm so crazy, but I was like, it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be bringing this up. My neighbor, wait, this is so back. This is not what we're talking about.

• 1:31:04Speaker 02

  No, say it, say it.

• 1:31:05Speaker 04

  I'm not, no, I'm flatlining.

• 1:31:07Speaker 02

  No, say it, say it.

• 1:31:08Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:31:09Speaker 04

  My neighbor is a brain scientist.

• 1:31:14Speaker 02

  I don't think that's what they're called.

• 1:31:16Speaker 01

  Neighbor Hack.

• 1:31:18Speaker 02

  Neighbor.

• 1:31:19Speaker 04

  Legit. Sometimes I am kinda like, should I knock on her door and ask her if it's normal that I can feel the veins in my eyes?

• 1:31:27Speaker 02

  That is. Knock, knock, knock.

• 1:31:29Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 1:31:31Speaker 02

  How are you?

• 1:31:32Speaker 04

  Not me getting an Oura ring and refreshing the app every five seconds.

• 1:31:35Speaker 01

  Um, I had a question about, I know you're off the clock. I can feel the veins in my eyes. Is this normal?

• 1:31:44Speaker 02

  Which is not the brain.

• 1:31:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, no, I'm not saying the brain.

• 1:31:46Speaker 04

  But everything is. Everything is because actually isn't all of reality.

• 1:31:51Speaker 01

  That's actually a Real Culture number 94. It's not the brain, but everything is. We've never had a rule like negate itself.

• 1:32:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:03Speaker 04

  Well, all I'm saying is that all of reality is consciousness, so.

• 1:32:08Speaker 02

  Period.

• 1:32:08Speaker 04

  Period.

• 1:32:09Speaker 01

  Wait, can you walk through that?

• 1:32:12Speaker 04

  It's just like, we could all be like literally in my dream.

• 1:32:16Speaker 01

  So you're an egomaniac narcissist.

• 1:32:18Speaker 02

  So you're a solipsistic.

• 1:32:19Speaker 04

  Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream.

• 1:32:24Speaker 01

  That you threw it on him.

• 1:32:29Speaker 02

  It's his day.

• 1:32:30Speaker 01

  It is. This is all his dream, isn't it?

• 1:32:33Speaker 04

  It's like, I just, I'm sorry, I can't get over that he had fucking YMCA.

• 1:32:40Speaker 01

  You have to watch The Apprentice.

• 1:32:42Speaker 02

  The movie.

• 1:32:43Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:32:44Speaker 01

  No, the movie, the movie with Sebastian. I love The Apprentice, the TV show, so does Bo Nang.

• 1:32:48Speaker 02

  I loved it. Well.

• 1:32:49Speaker 01

  Back in the day, I liked it too. I did like The Apprentice back in the day when it was all fun and games.

• 1:32:54Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:32:55Speaker 01

  I'm talking about The Apprentice 2024 with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong. Essentially The Apprentice referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Cohn's apprentice.

• 1:33:04Speaker 04

  You know, I pledged to watch that.

• 1:33:06Speaker 01

  It's really an interesting movie.

• 1:33:10Speaker 04

  And did it get like a little bit, were people worried about it?

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  Yes, definitely. They're still worried about it.

• 1:33:15Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:33:16Speaker 02

  And Sebastian Stan's Oscars, uh, I'm sorry, Golden Globe speech was like, we cannot.

• 1:33:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:20Speaker 02

  Move in fear. Is this leaf distracting?

• 1:33:23Speaker 01

  No, as long as you're okay with it.

• 1:33:25Speaker 02

  It's, there is rustling afoot.

• 1:33:27Speaker 01

  I mean, certainly.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:33:29Speaker 01

  But the, and I just feel like if I were to have a leaf on my head throughout the entire day.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 1:33:34Speaker 01

  I'm me doing my job.

• 1:33:35Speaker 04

  Well, good thing you're not.

• 1:33:36Speaker 01

  That's crazy that this is actually our job.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:33:38Speaker 01

  If I had a leaf on my head during my entire workspace, I would think.

• 1:33:43Speaker 04

  Well, good thing you're not a Pokemon, because there's, I think there's a Pokemon with a leaf on his head.

• 1:33:47Speaker 01

  There's leaf type Pokemon and you better watch your mouth.

• 1:33:51Speaker 02

  Chikorita.

• 1:33:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, hello.

• 1:33:54Speaker 02

  Bitch.

• 1:33:55Speaker 04

  I just, I have more proof than that's the 24th in history.

• 1:33:59Speaker 02

  Chikorita?

• 1:34:00Speaker 04

  Than that.

• 1:34:01Speaker 02

  That. That.

• 1:34:03Speaker 04

  I was your friend and you, I was offended by that.

• 1:34:05Speaker 02

  And I was offended by that. Lisa Barlow.

• 1:34:07Speaker 04

  Wait, what was it?

• 1:34:08Speaker 02

  I was your friend. I'm your friend and I was offended by that. Uh, yeah, I can't, I can't quote that. That's one of the craziest moments.

• 1:34:14Speaker 04

  Garbage whore?

• 1:34:15Speaker 02

  Garbage whore.

• 1:34:16Speaker 04

  The fact that she came back from that with Mer- like the fact that Meredith.

• 1:34:19Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, it's unbelievable. Well, did I ever tell you about, I was at Sundance one year and I, this is the same year I went to her store and I saw Meredith at an after party and I turned to her and I just go, Meredith, you know, I root for you and Lisa. And she, and she literally turns to me and she goes, well, explain to me how that would work.

• 1:34:37Speaker 01

  And I was like, oh my god.

• 1:34:39Speaker 04

  Wait, so then how have they healed from that?

• 1:34:41Speaker 01

  I think you just kind of get over things when you're a housewife.

• 1:34:44Speaker 04

  Girl, when, when fucking Heather said about Whitney, like, that, what?

• 1:34:49Speaker 02

  The text, the text.

• 1:34:50Speaker 04

  She's a piece of shit.

• 1:34:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. You're a piece of shit.

• 1:34:54Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:34:54Speaker 01

  You're a fucking liar. You're a bitch. That's literally what she says.

• 1:34:58Speaker 02

  The worst things you could call.

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  Like, looking her in the eyes.

• 1:35:02Speaker 02

  No, you are. You're a liar, Lisa. You're a liar, Lisa. You talked to Whitney last season and you're like, how are you with the girl? How, how, how are you doing? And she goes, I'm good because the girls are all good. Like, she, she said something to the other guy.

• 1:35:18Speaker 01

  She said something like, everyone knows how to do the show and we're a good cast and we're together. And also I did hear, I think Joel saw Meredith somewhere. And he was like, so how are you feeling about the season? And Meredith, fully with a big smile, was like, I loved it. Everyone really came to work this year. Like, they're loving it.

• 1:35:34Speaker 02

  They're amazing.

• 1:35:35Speaker 01

  Like, Angie Kay came on the show and you could tell she felt like a queen, as she should.

• 1:35:39Speaker 02

  As she should. Ugh.

• 1:35:41Speaker 04

  I, oh, two things I want to say. Please tell me when, I'm afraid that when people see me, they see Bronwyn.

• 1:35:51Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:35:52Speaker 04

  Like, when Bronwyn walks into the room wearing Ronald McDonald's.

• 1:35:58Speaker 04

  It's.

• 1:35:58Speaker 01

  Costume. Not costume, honey.

• 1:36:01Speaker 02

  Mama. Well, she kept saying mama. Mama, this is fashion. Stop.

• 1:36:08Speaker 01

  I'm a Bronwyn fan. I don't get this Bronwyn hatred.

• 1:36:11Speaker 04

  That's not what I'm like, right? When I walk in with my eyes so silly's head, it's like you don't see like hot dog on a stick.

• 1:36:17Speaker 01

  If you're anyone on Salt Lake.

• 1:36:21Speaker 02

  You're Lisa Barlow.

• 1:36:22Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:36:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:36:23Speaker 01

  You're not.

• 1:36:27Speaker 02

  Who am I?

• 1:36:28Speaker 01

  Get this right. Who, you know.

• 1:36:31Speaker 04

  I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith.

• 1:36:34Speaker 01

  That is exactly what it is.

• 1:36:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:36:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:40Speaker 01

  No, we saw ourselves in the first season when Meredith tells Lisa, um, Sal and I are separating. And Lisa was like, oh my god, wait, I'm gonna cry. I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying. No, no. Meredith, I love you guys so much. I'm really close with them. It's just really hurting me because we're always friends, you know? Meredith's like, it's okay. Wait, I'm gonna cry. I'm crying.

• 1:37:11Speaker 04

  You look like a trampoline with eyes.

• 1:37:15Speaker 02

  Angie.

• 1:37:16Speaker 01

  Trampoline with eyes.

• 1:37:17Speaker 02

  Trampoline with eyes is underrated.

• 1:37:19Speaker 01

  Trampoline with eyes.

• 1:37:20Speaker 02

  Looks like a trampoline with eyes.

• 1:37:22Speaker 04

  Crying.

• 1:37:23Speaker 02

  Angie, one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. How does that even work?

• 1:37:28Speaker 01

  She come up with that?

• 1:37:29Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 1:37:30Speaker 01

  And Bronwyn reading it, she's got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

• 1:37:36Speaker 04

  Can you do me a?

• 1:37:36Speaker 01

  How can you not laugh?

• 1:37:38Speaker 04

  It's like, I feel that way, by the way.

• 1:37:41Speaker 01

  That you have one foot in the grave and another on a banana.

• 1:37:43Speaker 02

  Which means what to you?

• 1:37:46Speaker 01

  Half clown, half dead.

• 1:37:48Speaker 04

  Pagliachi's curse.

• 1:37:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, Pagliachi.

• 1:37:49Speaker 02

  Oh, Pagliachi.

• 1:37:50Speaker 01

  Who's Pagliachi?

• 1:37:53Speaker 04

  Can you do me a really big favor? Can you look up Doctor Who, like a skin stretched out person?

• 1:38:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I know what you're talking about.

• 1:38:04Speaker 04

  That's trampoline with eyes.

• 1:38:05Speaker 02

  That's trampoline with eyes. No, and then?

• 1:38:06Speaker 04

  Wait, can you do this thing? Insert image here.

• 1:38:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:13Speaker 01

  And also make sure it says subscribe to Lost Culturistas underneath it. Do it again, in fact.

• 1:38:18Speaker 02

  Do it again.

• 1:38:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Subscribe to Lost Culturistas here.

• 1:38:24Speaker 01

  Or should we say subscribe to iHeart?

• 1:38:29Speaker 02

  Y'all, I can't with y'all.

• 1:38:31Speaker 01

  Y'all are some clowns, really, for real.

• 1:38:34Speaker 02

  Really, for real, what?

• 1:38:36Speaker 04

  Okay, my neighbor is a brain scientist.

• 1:38:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, get into this.

• 1:38:41Speaker 01

  Should this be a two-part episode?

• 1:38:45Speaker 01

  Should this be called Monster Sarah Nicole Part One?

• 1:38:47Speaker 02

  Hell, oh my god.

• 1:38:48Speaker 01

  And then we'll do Monster Sarah Nicole Part Two.

• 1:38:50Speaker 02

  Or Two?

• 1:38:51Speaker 04

  If we're brave enough.

• 1:38:52Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:38:53Speaker 04

  We have to go to work.

• 1:38:54Speaker 02

  We have to go to work.

• 1:38:55Speaker 01

  Oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot about that.

• 1:38:57Speaker 04

  Me, by the way, me really too. Me really too.

• 1:39:04Speaker 01

  Take it back, especially this week. Me really too. It's not Me Too, it's the sequel.

• 1:39:09Speaker 02

  Me really too, hashtag.

• 1:39:11Speaker 01

  You thought we were, you thought we were stomping it out the first time? No, no, me really too.

• 1:39:18Speaker 04

  Pussy grabs back.

• 1:39:21Speaker 04

  You thought pussy was sitting on the shelf? Well, guess what? It was sitting on the shelf so long in the, in the cabinet, in the dark, that it became one of those potatoes with the little arms growing out.

• 1:39:30Speaker 01

  Pussy grabs back, and this time, it reeks.

• 1:39:34Speaker 02

  That's actually really good.

• 1:39:35Speaker 01

  That's actually-

• 1:39:36Speaker 02

  Scare him off a little bit.

• 1:39:37Speaker 04

  Full of culture number a thousand.

• 1:39:40Speaker 01

  We've never gone that high, you fucking freak.

• 1:39:43Speaker 02

  Weirdo.

• 1:39:44Speaker 01

  You really came in here and said, you really said, "It's Sarah's cult."

• 1:39:49Speaker 04

  I'm gonna say the culture that was for me. When the pussy's on the shelf, David Lynch, wish you could drag that.

• 1:39:55Speaker 01

  Well, he passed.

• 1:39:56Speaker 02

  He's dead. Dead man.

• 1:39:58Speaker 04

  Okay, so my neighbor is a brain scientist.

• 1:40:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, get into this, sorry.

• 1:40:02Speaker 04

  She said

• 1:40:05Speaker 04

  that global warming.

• 1:40:07Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 1:40:08Speaker 01

  Well, what did she know? She's a brain scientist, not a climate scientist.

• 1:40:11Speaker 02

  Global is not brain. Okay.

• 1:40:15Speaker 01

  Just because they're shaped the same, a big circle. A brain and a globe.

• 1:40:20Speaker 04

  That's why my brain's always rolling around in my head like a marble.

• 1:40:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly. Did you tell her all this?

• 1:40:25Speaker 02

  Peanut-headed bitch.

• 1:40:25Speaker 01

  What did she, what did she say?

• 1:40:26Speaker 02

  What did she say?

• 1:40:27Speaker 04

  Peanut-headed bitch.

• 1:40:28Speaker 02

  Peanut-headed bitch?

• 1:40:30Speaker 04

  One time my boyfriend drew a picture of me, that was little, little peanut head. And me screaming, "Pay attention to me!" And he called it peanut head bitch.

• 1:40:41Speaker 02

  And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, oh, that's the most peanut-headed bitch I've ever seen.

• 1:40:45Speaker 04

  Peanut head bitch?

• 1:40:46Speaker 02

  With a little head.

• 1:40:47Speaker 01

  You have such a good head for a wig.

• 1:40:48Speaker 02

  He's a great head for a wig.

• 1:40:50Speaker 01

  I love seeing you in a wig.

• 1:40:51Speaker 02

  It's a full transformation.

• 1:40:51Speaker 01

  It makes me laugh immediately when I see you in like, a red bob.

• 1:40:56Speaker 01

  Or like, or like.

• 1:40:57Speaker 04

  Wait, you got obsessed with that one bomb.

• 1:41:01Speaker 01

  She's in like. You was a blonde, I loved too.

• 1:41:04Speaker 04

  There's something like amazing about, I had.

• 1:41:08Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's an amazing moment when you transform.

• 1:41:11Speaker 04

  I just, it's like ever, it is just like, listen, I am grateful for this job because so many things, but the fact that for a job I get to wear a wig and go, oh.

• 1:41:25Speaker 01

  Who is she?

• 1:41:26Speaker 02

  There was, there was a wig that was so perfect on Sarah that, and I, and I don't mean to like out you as anything like narcissistic. It's just, it was like, I, I got it because you just kept, Sarah and I sit next to each other on Saturdays for our makeup and hair. And it really was a moment of Sarah just being like, looking at herself for at least five minutes.

• 1:41:44Speaker 01

  I'm the pretty girl, mama.

• 1:41:46Speaker 02

  I'm beautiful.

• 1:41:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41:48Speaker 04

  I did the substance mirror thing.

• 1:41:50Speaker 01

  But positive.

• 1:41:51Speaker 04

  But positive.

• 1:41:52Speaker 01

  You did it, but you were like, oh, oh, oh, you were like so happy.

• 1:41:56Speaker 04

  I felt that when I had my Tina Turner wig. I had a Tina Turner wig in that Pongo sketch. It was, insert image here.

• 1:42:07Speaker 01

  Oh, Tina Turner wig.

• 1:42:10Speaker 04

  And one time I had to wear a Reba wig.

• 1:42:12Speaker 01

  Oh, that was great.

• 1:42:14Speaker 04

  And it was like, I was, I kind of was like.

• 1:42:17Speaker 01

  Were you playing Reba?

• 1:42:18Speaker 04

  No, not, not at all. But it was a Reba wig.

• 1:42:21Speaker 01

  Not per se.

• 1:42:22Speaker 04

  But in a way, well, all actresses have, you know, I was kind of channeling.

• 1:42:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:42:28Speaker 01

  You can't really put a Reba wig on without doing a, you have to sing.

• 1:42:31Speaker 02

  A little Reba.

• 1:42:32Speaker 01

  I'm a survivor, at least once.

• 1:42:34Speaker 04

  That was amazing.

• 1:42:35Speaker 01

  I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at singing. I work hard.

• 1:42:39Speaker 04

  When you were singing in the hallway and it was resounding and reverberating, I was like, the, all funny drained out of my body. And I was just living in like pure, honest moment. And I was just like, wow, that's really kind.

• 1:42:52Speaker 02

  What did your neighbor say?

• 1:42:53Speaker 04

  Oh, whatever.

• 1:42:55Speaker 01

  Because you said you started with-

• 1:42:56Speaker 04

  That's beautiful. What did your neighbor say?

• 1:42:58Speaker 01

  Because he's done with me on the singing.

• 1:43:00Speaker 02

  I'm, I need to pee so bad.

• 1:43:01Speaker 04

  Okay, okay. Pee, go, go pee, girl.

• 1:43:05Speaker 01

  How bad is it?

• 1:43:06Speaker 02

  Pretty bad. I've been holding it in for at least a half hour.

• 1:43:09Speaker 04

  Oh my-

• 1:43:09Speaker 01

  You've been dealing with a lot with that-

• 1:43:10Speaker 02

  Should I, should I go now? But I don't want to lose, we've been on momentum this whole time.

• 1:43:14Speaker 04

  Okay, so my neighbor said that climate change, you, you really can tell that-

• 1:43:18Speaker 01

  Is here.

• 1:43:20Speaker 04

  Trump.

• 1:43:23Speaker 04

  Really, Trump? Come on now, girl. Greenland-

• 1:43:28Speaker 01

  Trump, girl. Girl. Get real, girl.

• 1:43:32Speaker 04

  Get real. Greenland, really? Leave it alone. Really?

• 1:43:37Speaker 01

  What did your climate, what did your, sorry, brain scientist say about the climate?

• 1:43:41Speaker 04

  She said that global war, you, you know that global warming is happening because dogs have, dog bites are up.

• 1:43:50Speaker 04

  Because they're, the ozone, dogs like are breathing in ozone and it's making them go crazy. And the first thing I said was Bronwyn.

• 1:43:57Speaker 02

  Oh my god. And then your neighbor was like, who?

• 1:44:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, literally.

• 1:44:05Speaker 01

  You know what's crazy?

• 1:44:06Speaker 04

  Brain scientists apparently don't watch Real Housewives.

• 1:44:08Speaker 01

  What's crazy about the Bronwyn dog attack is she got attacked by her favorite thing because you know, she's got all those dogs named after the House of Cards characters. Which-

• 1:44:17Speaker 02

  This show is the best show on television. I'm sorry.

• 1:44:20Speaker 01

  All my dogs are named after characters from my favorite show, House of Cards.

• 1:44:25Speaker 02

  An insane show.

• 1:44:27Speaker 04

  Let me be frank.

• 1:44:31Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:44:32Speaker 01

  You are so fu, I'm gonna light you on fire.

• 1:44:37Speaker 01

  Let me be frank.

• 1:44:38Speaker 04

  You know, you know those dogs were named after Let Me Be Frank. Like, they're young dogs and this girl is naming-

• 1:44:47Speaker 01

  I mean, House of Cards was like 2013.

• 1:44:49Speaker 02

  It was, it's an old show.

• 1:44:51Speaker 01

  So she must've started binging like a few years ago.

• 1:44:54Speaker 04

  But don't those dogs look like newer than that?

• 1:44:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not like housebroken.

• 1:44:58Speaker 01

  I mean, if she had-

• 1:44:59Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:45:00Speaker 01

  If she had started the show when it came on, like many of us did. And then, I guess she named her, she might have named her dog, I would imagine her first dog was named Frank and you'd think the second one was Claire. Those dogs are old now.

• 1:45:14Speaker 02

  Those are old dogs.

• 1:45:15Speaker 01

  Really old.

• 1:45:16Speaker 02

  Thirteen year old dogs.

• 1:45:17Speaker 04

  I thought all of her dogs looked really young and I was like, that's crazy that she named them that recently.

• 1:45:23Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 1:45:24Speaker 05

  I am looking at the dogs and they don't look old enough to be from OG seasons.

• 1:45:29Speaker 01

  So bless up, she started watching House of Cards after all, everything came out. After everything came out about Kevin Spacey, she said, not only am I gonna start streaming, I'm gonna name all my pets after this. This is just conjecture, we don't know. They could be.

• 1:45:46Speaker 04

  You know what?

• 1:45:47Speaker 01

  They got money. You know, those dogs have money and they can get, they can get everything replaced.

• 1:45:50Speaker 04

  They could get the substance.

• 1:45:52Speaker 01

  They took the substance.

• 1:45:53Speaker 04

  Hey!

• 1:45:54Speaker 01

  Group minds, group minds.

• 1:45:56Speaker 04

  Group mind, group mind.

• 1:45:58Speaker 01

  When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave babe.

• 1:46:02Speaker 04

  One foot in the grave and another on appeal.

• 1:46:08Speaker 02

  Look at that melody.

• 1:46:09Speaker 04

  I know, whoa.

• 1:46:10Speaker 01

  Another on appeal.

• 1:46:12Speaker 04

  You know what I mean, banana.

• 1:46:15Speaker 02

  You need to be in the Minions movies.

• 1:46:17Speaker 01

  Wait, Erica, Erica Jane, we're on appeal. For legal reasons. We're on appeal. We're on appeal. We're on appeal. For legal reasons.

• 1:46:25Speaker 04

  Tom was an evil man. Oh no, but he was a good.

• 1:46:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, the car flipped.

• 1:46:35Speaker 04

  So yeah, this is love.

• 1:46:36Speaker 01

  She's iconic.

• 1:46:37Speaker 02

  She's amazing.

• 1:46:38Speaker 04

  The car flipped over how many times?

• 1:46:39Speaker 01

  Three.

• 1:46:40Speaker 02

  Three times.

• 1:46:41Speaker 04

  Cause it was smelling bad.

• 1:46:43Speaker 01

  Kyle was like, what? Or what? Or what?

• 1:46:48Speaker 04

  Or what? Your ugly leather pants.

• 1:46:50Speaker 01

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:46:52Speaker 04

  Kyle, hey, girl.

• 1:46:54Speaker 02

  Girl.

• 1:46:55Speaker 01

  What do you have to say to Kyle Richards?

• 1:46:57Speaker 02

  Talk to the camera.

• 1:46:58Speaker 01

  Cause after you say it, we're gonna do I Don't Think So Honey and then we're gonna let him pee finally.

• 1:47:01Speaker 02

  Please.

• 1:47:02Speaker 04

  Girl, you gotta speak truth to power.

• 1:47:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:47:06Speaker 02

  Who's the power? She's the power.

• 1:47:08Speaker 01

  I think unfortunately, she's the power and we've given her too much of it.

• 1:47:11Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:47:12Speaker 04

  Just speak, be honest.

• 1:47:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:47:14Speaker 04

  Say, okay, say I'm gay, or say I was gay for a second.

• 1:47:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:47:20Speaker 04

  Or say Mauricio cheated on me with Dorit. Just say it.

• 1:47:24Speaker 01

  My take on Kyle is she literally, the cameras are only there for her own comfort because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing, which is that she's separated from her husband, he's not around and none of her kids are around. So I think the cameras are there more so that she can have-

• 1:47:41Speaker 02

  Keeps the voices at bay.

• 1:47:42Speaker 01

  People that she knows there so she doesn't spin out, but she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore.

• 1:47:47Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:47:47Speaker 01

  She's not willing to portray her reality, which she's not willing to do in any shape or form.

• 1:47:53Speaker 02

  Period. No, you're so, you're very right. Philosopher King.

• 1:47:58Speaker 01

  Tell your brain scientist's neighbor that to chew on that for once.

• 1:48:05Speaker 02

  The ozone's making him spit fire.

• 1:48:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Dog attacks are up, you know?

• 1:48:11Speaker 04

  And you know what? Fuck, you know what? I changed everything. I said, that, that woman was mulled.

• 1:48:19Speaker 01

  Yes, she was. And you made a joke out of it. You made humor out of it. And it sucked.

• 1:48:23Speaker 02

  It wasn't comedy, it was humor.

• 1:48:24Speaker 01

  And Sarah, it sucked to sit here while you did that, cheering on violence against women.

• 1:48:30Speaker 04

  You know what?

• 1:48:30Speaker 02

  This week. This week.

• 1:48:33Speaker 01

  If you don't laugh, you'll cry, I believe the phrase goes. The old adage.

• 1:48:38Speaker 04

  He said that like Yoda. The phrase, the phrase goes, I'll believe.

• 1:48:43Speaker 01

  Just someone look me dead in your eyes.

• 1:48:45Speaker 04

  It's too funny. That's too funny.

• 1:48:47Speaker 02

  Too funny, too furious.

• 1:48:48Speaker 01

  That's all you had to say to Kyle?

• 1:48:52Speaker 01

  You just give it time.

• 1:48:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:48:55Speaker 04

  Bye, Aline.

• 1:48:56Speaker 01

  Like and subscribe to Last Culture.

• 1:48:59Speaker 04

  Kyle by Nosferatu.

• 1:49:03Speaker 01

  Oh, Kyle would have been good in that. She should have been Lily Rose Depp's role.

• 1:49:07Speaker 02

  Goldie Rose Depp?

• 1:49:09Speaker 01

  Lily Rose Depp.

• 1:49:10Speaker 02

  He said Goldie Rose Depp.

• 1:49:11Speaker 01

  Goldie Rose Depp would be funny.

• 1:49:13Speaker 04

  Brittany could have played that.

• 1:49:15Speaker 01

  Brittany Bateman?

• 1:49:18Speaker 01

  Did you see Nosferatu? Yes, clearly. You saw it.

• 1:49:20Speaker 04

  It was awesome.

• 1:49:21Speaker 01

  You loved it. Your top two of the year are Nosferatu and Substance.

• 1:49:25Speaker 04

  My top two of the year are The Substance and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. She's a finale.

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• 1:53:57Speaker 01

  So it's time for I Don't Think So Honey. This is our famous segment, Sarah, where we take one minute to really take down something in a culture that we feel deserved it. This is our moment to do that.

• 1:54:07Speaker 02

  Yes. Do you have something?

• 1:54:09Speaker 01

  I don't really have anything, but do you?

• 1:54:13Speaker 04

  I really do, and you know, you actually know about mine, too.

• 1:54:17Speaker 02

  I know about, yeah, okay, then it's gonna be amazing. I can go first.

• 1:54:21Speaker 01

  Okay. This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey, and his time starts now.

• 1:54:27Speaker 02

  I Don't Think So Honey humidifier? I'm waking up in the morning, you're blasting off all night in the corner. I'm waking up in the morning, lips still chapped. How come is that? How come is that humidifier? If you're not doing the do, then I can't give the give in my everyday life. I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass while we're at it. All because the droplets, the mist, whatever you do. What do you do? What do you do well?

• 1:55:00Speaker 01

  Successfully.

• 1:55:01Speaker 02

  Successfully, in the words of Bianca Del Rio, to La Gondra, Estrada. What do you do successfully? Humidifier, I ask you this.

• 1:55:08Speaker 01

  To be honest.

• 1:55:09Speaker 02

  To Trinity. Oh, I thought it was to La Gondra.

• 1:55:11Speaker 01

  Fifteen seconds.

• 1:55:12Speaker 02

  That's an amazing season of television.

• 1:55:13Speaker 01

  Great season.

• 1:55:14Speaker 02

  RuPaul's Drag Race, season six?

• 1:55:16Speaker 01

  And we're gonna be Ru-

• 1:55:16Speaker 02

  Reviewing it. And we're gonna be reviewing, we're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon. Just kidding, we Drag Race review. Review. Humidifier, do your job.

• 1:55:28Speaker 01

  Thank you. That was one minute.

• 1:55:29Speaker 04

  Bowen, would you say that you were dry as your mother's vagina?

• 1:55:34Speaker 02

  Sort of like your vagina. Sort of like your vagina.

• 1:55:38Speaker 01

  Legonja should have won that season.

• 1:55:39Speaker 02

  That was an amazing season.

• 1:55:41Speaker 01

  For her impact on culture, she should have.

• 1:55:43Speaker 02

  Oh, absolutely.

• 1:55:44Speaker 01

  You know what? Put my timeline.

• 1:55:46Speaker 02

  This is that, riders. I don't think so. Anytime starts now.

• 1:55:49Speaker 01

  I don't think so, honey, that Legonja Estrada didn't win season six of RuPaul's Drag Race. You're still quoting it. You're still obsessed.

• 1:55:55Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:55:56Speaker 01

  Bianca, we love ya. We're not quoting. I guess I just did.

• 1:56:00Speaker 02

  Not today, sing. We still say.

• 1:56:02Speaker 01

  You know what, Bianca? You deserve your victory. It should have been a tie. The Mona exchange Trinity K. Bonet tie shouldn't have been the only tie. Legonja should have tore up that win, just like she tore up the whole season. What, and I feel very attacked that she didn't win. In fact, you know what?

• 1:56:19Speaker 02

  Thirty seconds.

• 1:56:19Speaker 01

  I've actually hung out with Legonja Estrada, a lovely person.

• 1:56:22Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:56:23Speaker 01

  And let the girls have their marijuana if they needed to be right, because she probably would have actually ate down on that season.

• 1:56:30Speaker 02

  Truly.

• 1:56:30Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:56:31Speaker 01

  Even more than she already did if they had allowed her her little.

• 1:56:34Speaker 02

  Reefer.

• 1:56:34Speaker 01

  Medicinal.

• 1:56:35Speaker 02

  Fifteen seconds.

• 1:56:35Speaker 01

  Marijuana. And you know what? Of all weeks, to not let Legonja smoke weed on season six, of all weeks, you pick this week? I don't think so, honey. And we're not headed in the right direction in this country. We're not.

• 1:56:51Speaker 02

  And that's one minute.

• 1:56:52Speaker 04

  Does anyone know, could anyone do the stand up set by heart?

• 1:56:57Speaker 01

  Sort of like your vagina.

• 1:56:58Speaker 02

  Can we, can we?

• 1:56:59Speaker 04

  Hey, hey, hey, get your lighters up.

• 1:57:02Speaker 02

  My name is Legonja. Hold on, we need to do it. We need to, we need to pull it up and do it and do a reading. Legonja, stand up, set.

• 1:57:10Speaker 01

  I and also I. Respect the hell out of her that she will not return to the show.

• 1:57:15Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:57:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm sure they've asked many times because who wouldn't want to see that? She came back to like absolutely slay a lip sync to do a lip physical.

• 1:57:24Speaker 02

  Yes, that was amazing.

• 1:57:25Speaker 01

  It was a total knockout, but she won't return to the show to compete because it's like she's had it.

• 1:57:31Speaker 04

  Good.

• 1:57:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:57:32Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 1:57:33Speaker 02

  Hey, hey, hey, hey, put your lighters up, Gondas in the house, ayo. As you can tell from my accent, I'm from Dallas, Texas. And it was not very easy growing up, looking like this. Whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well organized, alphabetically ordered Beanie Babies, I was gay, okay? But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke. Y'all, I'm just flying highs, you're receding hairline, okay? Marijuana really does help me calm down. So y'all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds. Now, y'all, it's very dry. It's almost kind of like your vagina.

• 1:58:17Speaker 01

  This is brilliant. Amen.

• 1:58:20Speaker 02

  Now, y'all, I'm a tree hugger because if it ain't green, huh, I'm not interested.

• 1:58:27Speaker 01

  Can I say something? Had she done this in a way that like at the time really owned it? Like, had she been high?

• 1:58:33Speaker 02

  It wouldn't have been.

• 1:58:37Speaker 01

  Done this, like, it to me is funny.

• 1:58:39Speaker 02

  Because if it ain't green, huh, I'm not interested. That's a killer.

• 1:58:45Speaker 01

  But this is what I'm saying is she created what comedy is.

• 1:58:49Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:58:51Speaker 01

  Like, this podcast wouldn't exist. You think this podcast would exist?

• 1:58:57Speaker 04

  You think the Comedy Cellar was built in a day?

• 1:59:02Speaker 02

  Angie Kay needs a set at the Comedy Cellar.

• 1:59:05Speaker 01

  We need Angie Kay and Legonja Estranja doing like a travel show together.

• 1:59:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:59:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:59:10Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 1:59:11Speaker 01

  I bet Angie Kay smokes some reefer. Don't laugh, Rebecca.

• 1:59:17Speaker 04

  No, her house is too pointy. I would be afraid of being-

• 1:59:20Speaker 01

  You with the shapes of tips of things.

• 1:59:24Speaker 02

  The shapes-

• 1:59:24Speaker 04

  What else, what else?

• 1:59:26Speaker 01

  Your head.

• 1:59:27Speaker 02

  What else, what else?

• 1:59:28Speaker 01

  You said it might be a triangle, a triangle. You asked like 15 times.

• 1:59:31Speaker 04

  I'm a visual learner.

• 1:59:33Speaker 01

  Are you?

• 1:59:36Speaker 04

  In many ways.

• 1:59:37Speaker 01

  Cool.

• 1:59:38Speaker 04

  When I look at her house, I go, I would like, if I was too high, I would like fall and down and hit my head.

• 1:59:43Speaker 02

  And stab.

• 1:59:44Speaker 04

  Pointy marble slabs.

• 1:59:47Speaker 01

  I know. I appreciate a house that's really dangerous to live in, though. That's actually my aesthetic. Like a hazardous place with, where if you even think about bringing your kids, they're gonna get hurt.

• 1:59:57Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:59:57Speaker 01

  Don't bring kids into my house.

• 1:59:59Speaker 04

  Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house.

• 2:00:02Speaker 01

  Exactly. My house is ice cold and pointy as shit.

• 2:00:05Speaker 02

  Remember when Monica fell down the stairs?

• 2:00:08Speaker 01

  My, god, yeah.

• 2:00:10Speaker 04

  And then her mom ate guacamole and said, my, my green ice cream or something?

• 2:00:15Speaker 01

  Monica's mother, we forgot how crazy that was.

• 2:00:18Speaker 02

  Craziest woman.

• 2:00:20Speaker 01

  What was her name?

• 2:00:21Speaker 04

  Like-

• 2:00:22Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 2:00:22Speaker 04

  Tippi Hedren or something?

• 2:00:25Speaker 02

  Tippi Hedren?

• 2:00:26Speaker 01

  That's what it was. Tippi Hedren.

• 2:00:27Speaker 02

  Yes, thank you.

• 2:00:28Speaker 04

  I feel like it kind of was that. What was it?

• 2:00:32Speaker 01

  Hell was Monica's mom's name?

• 2:00:34Speaker 04

  What did I say?

• 2:00:35Speaker 02

  Linda. Tippi Hedren.

• 2:00:36Speaker 01

  Linda Darnell.

• 2:00:36Speaker 02

  You were right.

• 2:00:37Speaker 01

  Tippi Hedren. Alright, so this is Sarah's-

• 2:00:41Speaker 04

  Mine's like, you guys are gonna have to edit it out. It's gonna be so fucking brutal.

• 2:00:45Speaker 02

  Okay, oh shit. This is Sarah Sherman's, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

• 2:00:49Speaker 04

  And I'm speaking my truth. This is, you know this is true. I know the clock is running out. I'll take my time.

• 2:00:57Speaker 01

  How much I wonder?

• 2:00:59Speaker 04

  Santa Maria Novella, I don't think so, honey, that you reformulated my patouli.

• 2:01:09Speaker 04

  I have been wearing the same patchouli from Santa Maria Novella for five years. I went to go buy another bottle, spray it on me. I go, I'm sorry. Why is it not spraying sticky? Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank? And rank? Why does it not, why does it smell nice? Why doesn't it smell like a dog peed on me?

• 2:01:31Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:01:32Speaker 04

  You changed it. I called the office in Italy. They've been making perfumes there. And in a pot they carry monks make the perfumes since the 1600s in Tuscany.

• 2:01:44Speaker 01

  Five seconds.

• 2:01:44Speaker 04

  I called them and I say, you reformulated. They said, no, we didn't. I go, but when I spray my shirt, it's not stained brown. Cause that was the old formula.

• 2:01:52Speaker 01

  That's wasn't it? Keep going though.

• 2:01:56Speaker 04

  My old patchouli formulation. It used to, you used to spray it on your shirt. There would be a big brown stain like you spilled soy sauce on you. Just the way I like it.

• 2:02:04Speaker 02

  This is just too brutal.

• 2:02:06Speaker 01

  Brutal. This is too brutal.

• 2:02:10Speaker 04

  The bottle would be so sticky, brown, sticky all over like syrup. You couldn't even touch it. I used to be able to walk into a fucking elevator and everyone would go, whoa, whoa. Get a job hippie. And now it smells nice. And then they gaslight me and I call and I was like, hey, you guys.

• 2:02:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, you stupid monks. Change it back, you freaks, you queer dos.

• 2:02:30Speaker 01

  Freakish monks. Get fucked.

• 2:02:32Speaker 04

  This Italian woman is like, no, it's the same. I email every email.

• 2:02:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, do the accent.

• 2:02:38Speaker 04

  Bongiorno.

• 2:02:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:02:40Speaker 01

  No. Oh my God, that sucks.

• 2:02:42Speaker 04

  Mamma mia, that's a patchouli pizza.

• 2:02:45Speaker 01

  You're on SNL.

• 2:02:47Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 2:02:48Speaker 04

  No, I'm not.

• 2:02:55Speaker 04

  Actra down.

• 2:02:56Speaker 02

  Actra.

• 2:02:57Speaker 04

  And they, and so you know what I have to do? I have to go on eBay. I have to Google Santa Maria Novella Patchouli. And guess what comes up? Bottles, literally with one tablespoon of the patchouli left. And I'm buying it for a hundred fifty dollars because that's how badly I want it. And everybody know, and that, and that's why everyone on eBay is upcharging. Literally I bought.

• 2:03:16Speaker 02

  Cause Sarah's buying.

• 2:03:17Speaker 04

  Cause Sarah's buying and they are trying to up sell thimbles left of this old patchouli formulation. So I beg you, Santa Maria Novella. I know the platform that this podcast has.

• 2:03:26Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I stopped the talk.

• 2:03:29Speaker 04

  I know what the power of lost cultures is.

• 2:03:32Speaker 01

  So in conclusion.

• 2:03:34Speaker 04

  I don't think so, honey. The gaslighting of women on a day, week like this.

• 2:03:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, the week like this.

• 2:03:40Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:03:42Speaker 04

  Because remember how upset I was?

• 2:03:44Speaker 02

  No, this was a saga, but I thought it had been resolved. I thought you had found the patchouli again.

• 2:03:50Speaker 04

  Well, I found this is what fucking happened. Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the half empty bottle. But now everybody's caught on that the patchouli is different.

• 2:04:00Speaker 02

  But how does every?

• 2:04:01Speaker 04

  So now it's less on eBay.

• 2:04:03Speaker 02

  But how do all these eBay people have a little droplet left over? Like, who are these people?

• 2:04:07Speaker 04

  I don't know. I there's like, there's, there's, there's someone for everyone out there. There is someone for everyone. And it just, they, they change it and it smells like nice. And I, I liked when I smelled like vinegar.

• 2:04:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:04:22Speaker 04

  I used to smell, when I used to come into my office. I used to smell my patchouli. Just keep breathing and breathing and breathing and breathing. When I breathe in, I smell patchouli.

• 2:04:37Speaker 02

  You should just put vinegar in the bottle. Vinegar and soy sauce.

• 2:04:40Speaker 04

  Well, I just put vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, dog pee, cat pee. And now it smells like grass. I don't think so, honey, smelling like nice grass.

• 2:04:51Speaker 01

  It smells like pussy men left on the shelf.

• 2:04:53Speaker 02

  It smells like pussy on the shelf.

• 2:04:55Speaker 04

  It might time restarted.

• 2:04:57Speaker 02

  I got a UTI from holding in this piss.

• 2:05:01Speaker 04

  The hemorrhoid of the penis hole.

• 2:05:02Speaker 02

  Isn't that bad? Well, it's, you know, I've been holding it in for a while.

• 2:05:06Speaker 01

  I asked for the third time if it's that bad. More time has passed.

• 2:05:09Speaker 04

  It could be Logan Roy going to the brain and drive you piss crazy.

• 2:05:12Speaker 02

  What? Is that, was that what happened to Logan Roy?

• 2:05:15Speaker 04

  He went piss crazy on that one episode.

• 2:05:17Speaker 02

  Is that where?

• 2:05:20Speaker 01

  Who's your favorite Roy?

• 2:05:22Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:05:25Speaker 04

  Kendall.

• 2:05:26Speaker 01

  Kendall?

• 2:05:27Speaker 02

  Kendall?

• 2:05:28Speaker 04

  That is just, that's Long Island.

• 2:05:30Speaker 01

  Kendall Roy triggers me.

• 2:05:31Speaker 04

  Cause that's Long Island. That is every person we grew up with, down.

• 2:05:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, if they had had money, which around me, well, whatever. Yeah, you're right. That's why it triggers me.

• 2:05:47Speaker 04

  You know, I just remembered that you guys.

• 2:05:49Speaker 01

  That he has to pee really bad?

• 2:05:50Speaker 02

  No, wait, what did you remember?

• 2:05:52Speaker 04

  For the fifth grade talent show, my friends did a dance. A dance to hit y'all. And they were like, Sarah, you can like be in the back and like press play on the boombox.

• 2:06:04Speaker 02

  That's, that's a traumatic memory.

• 2:06:07Speaker 04

  Fuck them.

• 2:06:07Speaker 02

  They have to switch out the cards because we've been going for two hours.

• 2:06:11Speaker 01

  So we're gonna end it. This has been so wonderful. It was great to get to know you a little bit.

• 2:06:15Speaker 02

  I don't want to end this. Trust to believe I'm having a good time in my life.

• 2:06:19Speaker 01

  The great thing about you guys having booked SNL is now you get to go hang out with each other even more. And you know what I want you guys to do? Write something together this week, goddammit.

• 2:06:28Speaker 02

  We are, oh, trust to believe, we are.

• 2:06:29Speaker 04

  I legit am tired from laughing.

• 2:06:33Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 2:06:36Speaker 01

  We end every episode with a song.

• 2:06:37Speaker 04

  Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.

• 2:06:43Speaker 01

  Hey, Sarah, you can push the boombox in the back.

• 2:06:47Speaker 04

  Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.

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