"Hag and Protectress" (w/ Edy Modica)

Nyack legend and Actual legend Edy Modica joins Matt + Bow for her first Las Cultch appearance, and that means? You are about to see her in one of her episodes. The three old pals talk nut video preferences, gross guys with gross stories, and Perez Hilton. Also, the vibes of The Olive Garden, taking AP classes without being an AP student, what it means to be a “cradle robber”, and the pride in being a “Fag Hag”. All this, the big blue vein of the tit, Just Duty, and “hitting” culture. Edy is obsessed with violence, eating ass and finding the truth, and she would like you to watch her special “I’m Just Like You And It Sucks” on YouTube, the biggest and best streamer. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  I miss our, like, incubation period as, you know what I mean?

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  It's the best.

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  Meeting you naked, full-ass naked, bush out, doing your annoyance show. Like, we were around that all the time.

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  Yeah, I'll show it to you right now.

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  Yeah, like that.

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  That.

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  You fucking dare me?

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  You just have to ask, babe.

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  Wait, I mean, if not in Los Cults, then where else?

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  I mean onstage.

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  Will you show your tits? Will you show your tits at least?

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  Yeah.

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  Don't make her do this.

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  Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Oh, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yeah, goodness. Las Culturistas.

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  Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.

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  Well, it's Olive Garden today.

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  Because it's family.

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  Because it's family.

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  When's the last time you were at the Olive Garden?

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  I think it was, like, 2013.

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  My god, that's such a long time.

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  Remember when our dear friend Billy Domino wrote, um, it was like not, it was for some publication. It was for, like, mike.com. Remember that?

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  Whoa.

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  It was like, I went, I used the Olive Garden free pasta pass every day for every meal.

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  Yes, every day, yeah.

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  Here's, here's what I, he wanted to do like a, a sort of like supersize me moment with it. And he did, I would say.

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  Well, like supersize me, I would, I would say that every time I've eaten there, I have, my body has a reaction. Like, it took him a long time to have a reaction, his body, and supersize me. It took cumulative, cumula, cumulative. Leave that in. I want them to know I'm real. Um, times eating at McDonald's for his body to respond. When I eat at Olive Garden, my body responds within 15 minutes of eating it. I immediately shit everywhere.

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  Immediately shit. Well, it's because, it's because, like, the water they use for the pasta or something.

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  You think that's it?

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  But to be fair, I immediately shit when I cook my own food.

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  Okay, is this a thing with 30s? Because I'm immediately shitting constantly now.

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  Yeah, it's 30s.

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  It's 30s?

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  It's 30, it's dirty 30s. They don't call it dirty for nothing.

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  You're talking about how poop is dirty.

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  I'm painting the tank every day.

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  Girl.

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  And I am taking out the Lysol, squirting it all around, rubbing it.

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  They love when we talk like this. And I don't care.

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  I don't care.

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  This is our life. This is what happens. This is 30s. Go listen to Jake Shane, who he probably has perfectly solid poops.

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  Yeah, yeah.

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  Actually, no, I bet Jake doesn't.

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  I actually immediately agree. I bet his poops are sometimes not great.

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  He's eating gummies all day, the kochas.

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  Did you try them?

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  Yes, they're really good.

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  They're really good.

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  Jake gave me his kochas, uh, one day. Sounds like a euphemism. It's not. It's a little...

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  I like that, though.

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  I, I love his candy.

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  Take my kochas, open up and take them. It's not bad.

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  Not bad.

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  Take my kochas, open up and take them. It's like we're Patient Zero over here.

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  My god, you love Patient Zero.

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  Anyways, um, yeah.

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  Now, speaking of...

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  Violent shits.

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  Violent shits. I would say beautiful depictions of the body, of the human form. The first, you guys were just reminiscing on this. I remember the first time I saw our guest was, it was at the Annoyance Theater in Brooklyn.

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  Probably the same night.

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  Double bill of shows. Uh, you and Anna Dresen had a, a show called Good Morning Hell.

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  I think it was Good Morning Hell. It was a morning show hosted from hell.

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  From hell. So fun.

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  Yeah.

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  And then before you guys, it was our friend and Brian Fittiman in their show where they were both completely naked.

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  Yeah.

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  And as a boob day, I admired our guest's breasts and vagina.

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  And that was, that was sort of what was on the menu.

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  It was on the menu that night.

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  And I would say that from there, she's become one of our favorite people. Plays teacher in my special, Have You Heard of Christmas?

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  Is the teacher in Have You Heard of Christmas. You loved her in jury duty.

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  You didn't just love her. You were addicted to her. You became a stalker. You actually, your behavior was really weird.

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  People were really weird towards her because she is magnetic as fuck.

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  You need to fucking relax. You need to calm down.

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  You need to calm down. She is now out with an amazing special, an irony point.

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  Yes.

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  Thank you.

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  They always get behind the best stuff.

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  They always are. Uh, it's called I'm Just Like You and It Sucks. Fabulous, fabulous special. And she's in many upcoming films.

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  And she's in an amazing t-shirt.

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  She's an amazing teacher, which we'll talk about. She's one of our favorite people.

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  Deaf.

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  Deaf. Everyone, welcome. Edie Modica!

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  I'm right in the face.

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  I actually did, I didn't even notice the UG boots.

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  The Uggs, the track pants. And now show everyone the t-shirt. Show this camera the t-shirt.

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  It's good.

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  If you're my neighbor, you're gonna see me in one of my episodes.

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  How's, how true of a story are you telling with your garment?

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  A big truth. It's a big truth. I have anger problems. I do. From everyone close to me.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the new powerful thing is to self-diagnose. Like, everyone's saying, everyone is saying now they're ADHD.

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  Right. I'm not doing that at all. I feel like with anger, it's something that you can kind of tell if that's going, what's going on.

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  Now, what are you doing? You balling up your fists or flying?

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  I'm like, I'm gonna pull my fucking hair out. Like, I'm like...

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  You're giving Kathy.

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  Yes.

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  Yes.

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  I'm getting, uh, red.

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  Getting red, getting hot.

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  Overwhelmed, screaming.

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  That's a cultural thing for us, too, though.

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  Wanting to hit, going to hit.

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Oh, but you, and you can say yes. Have you hit before?

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  Yes.

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  When was, when was, when did you start hitting?

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  I remember in high school, I pulled my boyfriend's hair because he made me mad. And he, at the time, we had an AIM conversation later about how he was like, you can't do that. And I was like, I can't do that. And now...

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  Shut the fuck up. You're pissing me off. I'm coming over.

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  But now it's still a part of my, my boyfriend is like, no hitting.

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  Yeah.

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  And sometimes when I go to do, I'm like, oh, I feel like a monster. Like, I look at my hands. But I was hit.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah, you were, you were hit as a child.

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  Yes.

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  Yeah, yeah.

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  What do you think? Like...

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  Was it dad?

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  No, never. Mom.

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  Mom, your, your mom is so, and I'm so, I, I feel like I learned so much about your mom through the special. Does she, she does live in a basement?

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  Not anymore. She got, she lives in a studio now.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Oh, that's amazing.

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  She's out of the basement. Thank god.

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  So Edie's, so Edie's sort of litmus test for class would be, and could still be, like, I, you know, no one tells, no one says how much they make anymore. I can never tell, like, how much money someone makes. Rich people want to be poor, poor people want to look rich. She goes, this is, this is my limit test. Can I, can I, and I'm paraphrasing, but she, but you would, you would go...

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  You're doing amazing. I'm shocked.

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  It's a great paraphrase.

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  You go, does your mom live in a basement? No? Well, then shut up.

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  Exactly.

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  Or I'm hitting you.

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  Yes.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  So she's, she's in a studio apartment. But where was, where was the basement?

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  In Nyack.

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  In Nyack.

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  Yes.

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  Nyack, girl.

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  Yes.

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  All the way up the river.

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  We've been to Nyack.

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  We've been to Nyack.

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  We went to Nyack to interview Margaret Cho before one of her stand-up shows. She was performing in Nyack.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  She was performing in Nyack. Maybe. But she stayed at some, like, Holiday Inn off the highway.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  We had to go there. We had to bring our gear there. We were very intimidated.

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  It's an amazing place.

• 9:52Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh.

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  Nyack in general.

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  Nyack, period.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  What's your favorite thing, what's your favorite thing about Nyack?

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  The community.

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  Yeah, I knew you'd say that.

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  It's strong. I mean, I walk down the street and I know everybody.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  My parents, and my boyfriend and I went to high school together. So now we're like a power couple in Nyack.

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  Wait, so did, did your boyfriend know you with the ex-boyfriend, when you were with the ex-boyfriend that you were hitting?

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  I mean, well, no, I'm hitting my boyfriend now.

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  Oh, so this is the same boyfriend from high school?

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  From high school?

• 10:21Speaker 00

  No, no, no. We haven't been together since high school. We just went to high school together.

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  But did he know, does your boyfriend, current boyfriend?

• 10:28Speaker 00

  No, he's younger. He's too young.

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  Oh.

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  Cradle robber, robbing the cradle. What a sick expression that is.

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  I know. Robbing the cradle, grabbing him by the dick.

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  Not only is it a baby, but you've stolen it from its mother.

• 10:42Speaker 00

  It's disgusting.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Since when are we grabbing it by the dick?

• 10:45Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm just saying, robbing the cradle, that's kind of where else are you kind of grabbing it?

• 10:49Speaker 01

  What else would you pick a baby up, Bo? Like every other. Brand new Bo. There's no other way to pick up a baby than by the dick.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  You hold it by the head.

• 10:57Speaker 00

  No, wrong. I'm just saying, cradle robbing is so vulgar, you would think that maybe it's even more vulgar than even just that.

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  I know. I understand. I understand.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Okay, so you guys do walk down the street and I can people are like, look, there's Edie and boyfriend. That's so amazing.

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  Yeah.

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  It's awesome.

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  So, did you become famous because of jury duty there? Or were you already famous? Were they like?

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  I was already famous. They were like, of course she's on TV.

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  Yeah.

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  Because in high school drama club, I was.

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  Yeah.

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  I was a star.

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  What were your starring roles?

• 11:27Speaker 00

  Christine Dae in Phantom of the Opera.

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  You're fucking kidding.

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  That changed my, like, that is what ruined me and made me like, I'm a star. Like, I have to do this.

• 11:37Speaker 01

  Wow.

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  That was you?

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  Yeah. Yeah.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  That's a bodily shit.

• 11:46Speaker 00

  Now I'm vaping. I'm smoking weed all day. It's not the same. But I do, I love to sing and I want to sing.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  So this is why, I think you vaping is why your teeth is bleeding. Your tooth is bleeding.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  What? I didn't know about your bloody tooth.

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  Vaping anymore.

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  I'm sorry.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  Well, you can't.

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  But Edie, I'm looking out for you.

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  Okay.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  No, I'm telling you, no. We're not gonna get into it, but my 33-year-old ex-boyfriend had a heart attack.

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  Because of the vaping.

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  Because he was vaping. Edie, you can't go back to it.

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  He lived, but barely.

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  That's crazy. I'm so sorry.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  Honey, it happened at BravoCon. It gets worse. Hey, listen. I saw Kelly Clarkson in Vegas, went to go check on my Bravo star boyfriend. Well, he's 33-year-old and having a heart attack.

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  Because of vape juice.

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  We had to go to the, we had to go to the Vegas.

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  Hospital.

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  Hospital. Okay?

• 12:33Speaker 00

  Holy shit.

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  Not that there's anything wrong with Vegas hospital.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  No, we were talking about Housewives of New Jersey, actually, right before we walked in.

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  Oh, yeah.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  And that's your favorite franchise?

• 12:42Speaker 00

  That's my favorite franchise. Honestly, it.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Because of the violence that you're comfortable with.

• 12:46Speaker 00

  Literally, yes. But like, there was a scene where Jennifer Aiden, in more recent stuff, she grabs a wine glass, immediately breaks it, and then holds it up. Like, she's done that move before.

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  Yeah.

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  It's moving to me. I'm like, yeah.

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  Yeah. It's like, that's a woman who knows how to use what's around her.

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  Yes.

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  To, to, to me then.

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  For herself.

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  I'm, I really, really identify with that.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  I mean, I would say your violent tendency is out of self-protection. Like Jennifer Aiden probably had to toss that wine and do that many times in her life because she was provoked.

• 13:28Speaker 00

  Right.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  The Jennifer Aiden defender, Bo Dang.

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  I think this is more learned behavior. Like, it's like, I saw it, so now I'm like, that's what I do when I'm mad.

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  Yeah.

• 13:40Speaker 02

  This is good, though, because I don't think we, as a culture, especially in our generation, I don't think we talk about anger issues in this kind of, in this way. Like, you're gonna see me in one of my episodes.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

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  But hear me, I'm really trying, though. I'm really, I don't want to be that way anymore. Because I think in the past, I've had kind of a pride about, like, I like that I'm angry, like. But now, when your boyfriend is looking you in the eye and he's like, you can't do that.

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  Yeah, this hurts me.

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  I'm like, shit.

• 14:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, okay, and this isn't an annoying question, but like, were you, were you ever angry during jury duty? Like, because, because that's a very, like, that's a very interesting, intense, high-pressure situation where you have to uphold, like, a lie, essentially.

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  I was crying, but I was, I was the only person who didn't live in LA. So, like, when I wasn't staying in the hotel with the fucking guy.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  Then I had to, like, go to another hotel. And I also brought, I thought, I was there for so long, I brought so many clothes, so moving was like, like, it was not right.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  No, that's so.

• 14:44Speaker 00

  And nobody cared. Nobody cared. That I was the only one, like, without a home. I was homeless.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Well, no, literally, like, local hire culture fucking sucks.

• 14:54Speaker 00

  It's, yes.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  It's not great.

• 14:55Speaker 00

  It's crazy. Well, I don't, now, I learned from that, that I'm like, I need an Airbnb.

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  Yeah.

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  Where I can cook food.

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  Yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Don't even get me started.

• 15:03Speaker 00

  So I'm not making sandwiches on a hummus sobra top.

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  Yeah.

• 15:07Speaker 00

  That's the plate.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Like, you need, you need to be able to.

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  And you need a car.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  You need a, you need a.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  You have a car?

• 15:12Speaker 01

  You need a, you need a.

• 15:13Speaker 00

  No.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  No, if they're, if they're telling someone from New York, you have to pretend to be a local hire in LA, they're not renting you a car.

• 15:20Speaker 00

  No.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Was that, was that the tea, though, for jury duty? Like, you had to pretend to be from LA?

• 15:25Speaker 00

  Um.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Like, you, you were hired as a local hire?

• 15:27Speaker 01

  You were.

• 15:28Speaker 00

  Oh, yes. Yes.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, man.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Like, they probably didn't even fly you out for that reason.

• 15:33Speaker 00

  No, they flew me out.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  That's.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  That was nice of them.

• 15:36Speaker 00

  But I know, it's crazy. It's really crazy.

• 15:40Speaker 02

  And that was many months?

• 15:41Speaker 00

  Yes, that was three months.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  And how much, and how much to rehearse before that?

• 15:46Speaker 00

  Like, three weeks?

• 15:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Really?

• 15:48Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  I know, I know you've talked about this a million times, but it's just.

• 15:51Speaker 00

  It's okay.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  I, I've been like, re, re, sort of, I, I was like gagged once again by company retreat. I was just like, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. It's okay.

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  I can't.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  No, I get it.

• 16:02Speaker 00

  I'm like, I can't. I want to see Rachel Colly, because that's my girl. I'm very vegan.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Everyone's really good in it, but I get it.

• 16:10Speaker 00

  But I'm just like, I don't want to wa, I don't, stop doing that to guys.

• 16:14Speaker 02

  That's interesting. But they're good guys.

• 16:17Speaker 00

  I know, but it's an, I don't know. I'm like, it's enough.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 00

  No, that doesn't need to happen to someone.

• 16:24Speaker 00

  Stop it.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  Her big break. Like, we didn't need to do that.

• 16:27Speaker 00

  It was the most amazing, as a performer, it was the best thing I've ever done, and I'm sad that that was the first thing, because now I'm like.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:35Speaker 00

  I want to do that. Like, it was electric.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 00

  And we were all so entwined, like, everyone, no one was famous, you know, so we were all, like, working so hard, and everyone wanted it to be amazing.

• 16:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:48Speaker 00

  And there was no one, like, you know when you do improv and there's one person who's like, and, and I'm gonna be, I'm gonna steal the scene?

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:56Speaker 00

  No one was doing that.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:58Speaker 00

  It was like, everyone was like.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  That's so rare. Wait, wait, wait, do that, do that. Everyone was like.

• 17:05Speaker 00

  Like, listening. Ah!

• 17:08Speaker 01

  Imagine that.

• 17:08Speaker 00

  Amazing work.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  Imagine that.

• 17:10Speaker 00

  It really felt very fulfilling.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 17:13Speaker 00

  It's awesome.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  You're right. There's always one person, and I, I think maybe we've all been there. I've been that person. Always one person in an improv group, let's say. And by group, I just mean, like, in a show, in a rehearsal, where you're just like, I got something.

• 17:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Well, this is, this is where I'll be the person that says I have ADHD, because how I knew I could never do it was I'd be on the back wall in the few times I improvised. And I think it was because I started too young, and you're just like too, it's like, you're too green and hungry. I'd be on the back wall, like, okay, I'm gonna step out and say this, and then that person will probably say this, and then I'll say this.

• 17:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  And wouldn't it be great if this happened then? And I was just like, that is why the ADHD brain, like, doesn't really, can't really work there. You have to quiet the noise. Your improv, instead of like, I couldn't stop myself.

• 18:01Speaker 00

  Improv, I've never been good at. It makes me shut down. I don't know how, like, they're like, don't think.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  I don't know how to not think.

• 18:09Speaker 00

  The stuff that comes out of my mouth when I'm doing, like, you're on the line, a Harold.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:14Speaker 00

  I'm like, why did I say that? I don't know what. I'm not listening at all.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Right. So then what made, what made jury duty different?

• 18:21Speaker 00

  I think it's more like, if I know who I'm playing, like, I know the character, and I got to be myself, basically. Then I can just go, or like, I need to be given the confidence and freedom. They're like, we trust you. And then I'm like, okay. Thank you.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Do you get out of regular jury duty now because you're like, you go and you're like, I was in this, I can't do it?

• 18:43Speaker 00

  I haven't done it, ever.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  You haven't?

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Neither have I.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  I, I think there might be a warrant for my arrest.

• 18:49Speaker 00

  Why? Because you just ignored it?

• 18:52Speaker 02

  They, they find you. They'll, they'll, they'll serve you.

• 18:54Speaker 01

  I guess what I'm saying is, I deferred it the first time I got it, and then I moved. And I never heard from them again. And like, I'm like, wouldn't, isn't that weird? Like, the first time I deferred it, I was like 25, and now I'm full 36 and never got jury duty again. It's been a long time. It feels.

• 19:15Speaker 00

  So many people.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  They come in now and arrest me?

• 19:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  In booty shorts.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  They find all the cocaine I have on me, too. It becomes so much worse.

• 19:25Speaker 00

  That's why you're acting this way.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's why I'm so jittery today, because I have cocaine on me in the studio.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  We wanted to coke up for Edie.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. Let's do blow.

• 19:35Speaker 00

  Let's boof.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Let's fucking boof.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Can you imagine? Lost Coach and Edie did blow when they boofed on the episode, and it was the best Lost Coach of all time. Everyone agreed. The fans are like, I hate that they don't boof anymore.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  These faggots used to boof.

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• 25:28Speaker 02

  What's your favorite drug?

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Weed.

• 25:31Speaker 00

  Weed.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  I'm addicted. I'm two days withdrawal. I'm having the worst time of my life.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  Two days.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  You know, do you allow yourself to smoke every day?

• 25:39Speaker 01

  So this is the problem with that. So as a participant and actress in my special Have You Heard of Christmas, you know that I, come December, have to use my vocals in a way that I'd not ask to the rest of the year.

• 25:53Speaker 00

  What about edibles?

• 25:54Speaker 01

  See, edibles... So this is, this is part of it. I try to smoke less around this time so that I'm ready with my voice. But I talked to Ben Platt about this, and he goes, well, you know, it's not the smoking that's the only bad thing. It's also the THC. And I go, Ben Platt?

• 26:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:12Speaker 00

  What does that do?

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Apparently.

• 26:13Speaker 00

  Erode the throat?

• 26:14Speaker 02

  Dehydrates.

• 26:16Speaker 00

  So drink water, get Gatorade powder.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  I'm with you, sister. I want to be high. Trust me.

• 26:22Speaker 00

  Do you smoke all day?

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Well, here's the problem.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Kind of, yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  No, I love it.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  He's addicted, literally addicted.

• 26:31Speaker 00

  Are you all-day people?

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. I smoke all the time.

• 26:35Speaker 00

  Me, too. My friend was really hungover the other day, and she slept at my house. And in the morning, she was like, oh, God. And I was like, you have to smoke weed.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  It's really best hangover cure.

• 26:48Speaker 00

  I was like, I see what's going on with you. It's going to save you. But she couldn't even, like, light it. And I had somewhere to go. But I kept lighting it for her and then giving it to her.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 00

  And every time I smoke weed, first thing in the morning, I'm like, ugh.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  I'm alive.

• 27:04Speaker 00

  Now I'm happy.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  I know. It's literally the difference oftentimes between, am I, am I having fun or am I not?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  Well, my thing is, and this happens nine times out of 10, I smoke weed and I go, why do I ever have any misgivings about doing this?

• 27:20Speaker 00

  I know.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  I feel great.

• 27:22Speaker 00

  But then you get, you get sleepy, though.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 27:26Speaker 00

  That's what I hate.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Can I do something?

• 27:27Speaker 00

  3pm sleepy.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  I don't. It's because, I'm gonna say it again for the 90th time. I don't smoke weed, I smoke chronic.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  They don't sell weed by me in my house. They smoke, they sell chronic.

• 27:40Speaker 00

  What do you mean?

• 27:40Speaker 01

  They, I don't know how to describe the, I don't know what is going on, but it's like, I guess I only...

• 27:47Speaker 02

  It's like Dr. Dre, the chronic level, chronic.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  It's like scientists in a lab where like...

• 27:53Speaker 00

  Like strong?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  It's, it's the keef that it's rolled in. So it's basically like, the way that they get you hooked now is they make it so fucking strong. So now it's at the point where, to answer your question, why not edibles? Because I eat, I eat gallons of edibles. It's nothing. I could take the SAT, get a perfect score. I'm telling you.

• 28:14Speaker 00

  Even Camino's?

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Babe, whatever. Don't even Camino's.

• 28:18Speaker 00

  I love a Camino.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  That's for babies, that's for babies in the cradle.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  See, I don't need that much weed to feel anything, though. I'll take one hit and I feel amazing.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Are you kidding me? I take L's to the head.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Wait, I haven't, I don't even know about this about you. What was, what was the first time you were exposed?

• 28:34Speaker 00

  To weed?

• 28:35Speaker 02

  To weed.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  8th grade?

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Okay, fabulous.

• 28:37Speaker 00

  Been smoking ever since.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Love that.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  I wish. I would have breezed through AP Gov. I hated every second of so...

• 28:44Speaker 00

  Wait, did you get good grades in APs? I did all twos.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  I did get good grades in the...

• 28:49Speaker 02

  All twos?

• 28:50Speaker 00

  Took all AP classes. Why? I'm not an AP student. Getting twos, failing.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  Being like, I'm in AP World.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  AP World.

• 29:00Speaker 01

  Wait, AP World is so funny. We had AP Euro.

• 29:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, we had that, too.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  There's Euro, World, and US, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:06Speaker 01

  Okay, my school didn't offer Worlds.

• 29:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  I got a two on AP Euro, I got a two on AP American, I got a two on AP Gov. I got a three on Environmental Science.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Oh, I got a two on Environmental Science, got a five on Psychology, though, bitch.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Me, too, bitch. Yes. Because, because, it's because we're very intuitive.

• 29:22Speaker 00

  Of the minds of people.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  He was getting fives on all of them.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  You did. AP Calc, AP...

• 29:28Speaker 02

  I got a five on AP Calc, I got a four on AP English. I never took AP Physics. You're being racist.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  I got a five, no, we can cut that out. I'm sorry.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  No, it's okay. You can, you can allege racism.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  To you?

• 29:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, allege racism, it's fine.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  I got five on, I got a five on US History.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  You did?

• 29:51Speaker 02

  I got a five on US History, because that was, it was easy.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  I had a brain-dead teacher. Literally, literally, we were, I took AP American in junior year, which was 2007. So all my AP American teacher would do would be like, he was, he was a conservative guy. So he'd be like, I don't know, let's talk about it. Should gay marriage be legal? And then it's a bunch of 17-year-olds who are on Long Island.

• 30:16Speaker 00

  No!

• 30:17Speaker 01

  Literally, literally. Me sitting in the corner being like, um, I think we should have civil unions. I agree with civil unions.

• 30:25Speaker 00

  That's crazy you guys talked about that.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  Nothing on the test. Only, only should women be able to get an abortion. Which I remember I was so fired up about. I was like, yes, they should, because I couldn't be strong about gay marriage, otherwise they would know. So all the other, like, liberal issues, I was like, yes.

• 30:47Speaker 00

  Were you out in high school?

• 30:49Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:49Speaker 00

  No?

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Certainly not.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  And to answer the question, you were not smoking weed in high school?

• 30:53Speaker 01

  No, and I wish I was. I didn't discover it until Sudie Green got me high in college.

• 30:58Speaker 00

  Mmm, Sudie Green.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, Sudie Green, baby. Then, then suddenly, and we shared this, everyone we became close with was an iconic, like, learned stoner.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Well, I, I, I trained in the best place in the world, which is Denver, Colorado.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  And we would smoke weed and we would go downtown and go to BD's Mongolian Barbecue and eat Neverending Stir Fry. And it was heaven.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  And go to the first Chip, not, not the first Chipotle.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  The first Chipotle by Denver University.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:30Speaker 00

  Yum. Wow, the first Chipotle. I'm like, did you kiss girls in high school?

• 31:36Speaker 01

  I did.

• 31:36Speaker 00

  No, you did.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  I would make out with girls in my Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  My 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo, dark green. I tried, I attempted to touch boob one time and I had my hand slapped, like she was you. And she said, "We are never doing that." And I said, "Work."

• 31:54Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 31:56Speaker 00

  She didn't want to be fondled?

• 31:58Speaker 01

  She didn't.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  That's interesting.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  She didn't.

• 32:00Speaker 00

  We're never doing that.

• 32:02Speaker 01

  And it would be, my girlfriend in high school and I, we would have lunch at Applebee's on Sunday afternoon, have a fine conversation. I would drive her home. I would, we would make out for about 18 seconds. And after about four months of that, I was like, I guess I was trying to touch her boob. And she was like, "No."

• 32:18Speaker 00

  Did you have secret guys?

• 32:20Speaker 01

  Together.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:21Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Oh, it's okay.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  It's, I wish, I wish I was smoking weed and having secret guys, Edie. I didn't have any of it.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  No, we were, we were very, it was 2006, 78, that was a very specific time in gay guy.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  We would have thought you were the coolest girl in school.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  Oh, I would have been friends with you. I was friends with all the gay guys. My gay guys were making out in the closet at a party and his sister doesn't know that he's gay.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  And you were defending him?

• 32:47Speaker 00

  And facilitating the like, "Let's go in the kitchen, girl." I'm like, "Let's get out of here." "Let's go in the kitchen, girl."

• 32:58Speaker 02

  You're a period.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Tetrus.

• 33:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  Edie, what?

• 33:02Speaker 00

  I'm a hag. What are you talking about? Look at me.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  What?

• 33:05Speaker 00

  I'm a hag.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, you, and, and thank you.

• 33:09Speaker 00

  My prom date was gay.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:11Speaker 00

  Came out to me and said, "Do you, are you sure you wanna go to prom with me still?" Oh. Cause it was, nobody knew.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Nobody knew.

• 33:19Speaker 00

  It was a shock.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  I guess like Gen Z doesn't really know what hag means. Cause I brought this up on a podcast once and people were like, "What is that? Like, are you insulting women?" I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no. It is the highest honor."

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, people have sort of reframed it as like, "Don't say that."

• 33:33Speaker 02

  No, fag hags, I don't care what anyone says, the highest honor we can bestow.

• 33:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, or I feel like when we were growing up, that was such a trope.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 33:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  That I was like, "I wanna be, you know, Bette Midler."

• 33:45Speaker 01

  I'm the friend that says the funny thing and that's also true.

• 33:50Speaker 00

  Yes, I'm myself and all of the gay people love me because they get to experience that through me.

• 33:55Speaker 01

  Yes. That is actually exactly right. That is the whole reason for, like, what ultimately becomes then like diva worship.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Well, if Christine in Phantom was, was protecting me from my sister walking in on me making out with a guy, I'm in, I'm set for life.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Uh, how about, "Sing to me." "I am no." Yes, how we feel about all the fag hags.

• 34:23Speaker 00

  Yes. Sing to me my age. As you get older, it goes the other way. And then you get to be friends with gay people and they are being the most themselves.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 34:32Speaker 00

  And you're like, "Oh, I wanna be like that more."

• 34:36Speaker 01

  And then you're like, "Hey, can we go on vacation?" And they're like, "Nah."

• 34:41Speaker 00

  That sounds personal.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  No, I'm just saying, like, the way we do, like, there is.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  A lot of, let's say a lot of our hag friends do feel, and I think this is completely valid because gay guys do go on vacation in a very specific way.

• 34:53Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  Well, I'm just calling them hag, that's not what we call them, but it's like, our sis, our hag friends go, our disgusting women friends go, "We would love to come sometime." And we're like, "Right." And I totally get why, but there is something so, and it's not even that it's like unwelcoming, it's like, it's like, you wouldn't enjoy this.

• 35:15Speaker 00

  I went to Fire Island with a group of six gay guys, like, 10 years ago. I'm the only girl with them. We went to an underwear party. They all leave me.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  It's hell.

• 35:25Speaker 00

  And then my one friend is blacked out, so fucked up.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:28Speaker 00

  And another, this old guy is hitting on him and I'm like, "He's fucked up, like, no." And the guy was like, "Honey, we're gonna be doing this."

• 35:35Speaker 01

  No!

• 35:36Speaker 00

  Smoking weed alone, looking at the moon, no one, invisible, completely invisible.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  That's a word during the.

• 35:43Speaker 00

  I remember that feeling. I was like.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Oh, by the way, what that, that experience is like many gay men have experienced on a Fire Island. It's just like, being totally alienated, being like, "I guess I'm gonna go sit on the beach and look at the moon while I smoke a joint."

• 35:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, while my friend sucks dick in the darkroom.

• 35:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, guess who doesn't have pink eye at the end of the night? You. Guess who, guess who's chilling?

• 36:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I'm like on drugs too, like.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  Right.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  You're pooping.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  All my friends are gone.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, now I'm just like, for some reason, like, two bumps in, like, smoking weed, looking at the moon.

• 36:16Speaker 00

  Doing crack next to me, like, smoking out of a literal pipe. I'm like.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Who went, "Honey."

• 36:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  "Honey, we're gonna be doing this."

• 36:24Speaker 00

  I'm like, "Okay, you're gonna fuck my blacked out friend. Awesome." That's awesome.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  We, Melissa came with us to Fire Island and you were that girl.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  There's always that girl.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  And honestly, here's the thing, like, what I love about 30s, I hate that poops are liquid. Love that at this age, now the women actually are coming on our gay vacations.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 36:47Speaker 01

  And it's way more fun. You know what I mean?

• 36:54Speaker 01

  I love, because I love watching you guys negotiate a disgusting gay space.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:00Speaker 00

  I wish I had one other girl with me when I did that.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:03Speaker 00

  And I was young, like, I was just like, "This is fucking crazy."

• 37:06Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  The meat rack.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, gay guys are gross. We use our butts for sex and everything.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Have you eaten ass before?

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like it.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  You love it.

• 37:17Speaker 00

  Make it, I'm, I'm a giver. I want to give.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 37:21Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 37:21Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  Are you, would you say you're, um, a stone service? Not butch, but I, would you say you're stone? I guess that's like more of a lesbian term where it's like, you, I kind of feel this way. I'm like, I don't have to orgasm necessarily anymore. As long as you're getting off, or if you, if, or if the other person doesn't wanna get off either, I'm like, well then, great, let's just.

• 37:44Speaker 00

  It's different. It's different.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  It's different.

• 37:48Speaker 00

  Or like, it's so hard for me to get off. And then figuring that out has been such a journey. And I get angry kind of when I don't.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 00

  And that's not prioritized.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Wait, as in, as in you get angry when you are withheld?

• 38:08Speaker 00

  I'm mad.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  Or I used to be mad. Now that we figured out a surefire way every time, now I'm less.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  There's a way.

• 38:15Speaker 00

  Yes, there is a way.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 38:18Speaker 00

  Before, like, I used to get really mad.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  That's okay.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  And because I love to give, that's like my, I love doing it, but.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  You're like, "What about me?"

• 38:26Speaker 00

  Hello?

• 38:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:28Speaker 00

  Like, I want it back.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 00

  Top liver over here.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Well, you're like, you know, I had to deal with this all of high school, when I had my hag days. So now that, now that, now that I'm with someone who's ostensibly supposed to get me off, I'm not dealing with this.

• 38:39Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  I'm so happy you found your surefire thing, though, cause some people spend their whole lives.

• 38:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, but it's complicated.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  Really?

• 38:47Speaker 00

  Yes. It's jealousy based.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  At least it's surefire, though.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  It's jealousy based?

• 38:52Speaker 00

  But it's, yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Talk about that.

• 38:54Speaker 00

  I need to hear about other women, other, I don't even wanna be there.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  Oh, wow. You need voyeurism.

• 39:00Speaker 00

  Yes, I need to be watching Bay, looking at other girls, we're talking about other girls. It's awesome. But it's, I need that every time. And sometimes it's like, we gotta take the phone out again. Sorry.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  He's fucking you and he's like, "I'd rather not be here."

• 39:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. And I'm like, "Oh, fuck, who'd you rather be with?"

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Her name is Christina, I think.

• 39:20Speaker 00

  Oh, fuck. I bet she's hotter than me, right?

• 39:23Speaker 01

  She works at Water Peach in LA.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  She got a three on AP World.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, we had a short conversation once.

• 39:30Speaker 00

  He, my boyfriend like was like fifth in his class or whatever. And I went home and I asked my mom and she was like looking through my old stuff. She was like, Edie, you did really well. Sixty-one out of two fifty. She was like, that's not bad.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh.

• 39:50Speaker 00

  He, I hate academic collegiate bullshit.

• 39:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were up there.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  This is the thing about me that this is why anytime someone like projects like intelligence on me, I'm like, no. My GPA in high school was like three point three, like not anything amazing.

• 40:09Speaker 00

  Stupid.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Pretty no, but like for an Asian like, well, it was just like, I would, I had like a D. I had like a C, like I've, I had like bad grades and then in college, forget it, three point one. I was like, not that good.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  Do you remember caring about this shit? Like I was like, wow, what kind of college am I gonna get to? You find out years later, college is like a lie and a thiefdom.

• 40:27Speaker 00

  It's a lie.

• 40:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 02

  And a thiefdom?

• 40:30Speaker 01

  It's thiefdom.

• 40:31Speaker 00

  I don't understand how people were in high school knowing what Bard was.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:37Speaker 00

  Or Oberlin or like, I'm like, how did you even hear about that?

• 40:42Speaker 01

  How did you know about Oberlin?

• 40:43Speaker 00

  Uh, Hampshire.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 40:45Speaker 00

  How did you learn about that?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  Haverford.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Haverford is crazy.

• 40:49Speaker 00

  I don't even know that one.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Oh, that one's where you, um, you take the final on your own time. It's a take home final for all the tosses.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Kind of love that.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Honor, honor, honor system. Like here's your final.

• 41:00Speaker 00

  Wesleyan. I'd never heard of this shit.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Right, right. No, see, this is the East Coast stuff and I'm surprised, you guys are about the East Coast people and you guys didn't.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  Then you get into Pepperdine and it's like, what's that?

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Right.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, meanwhile, like where I grew up, it was like, you got into CU Boulder? You're so smart.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  I mean, you're talking to New York people. We are SUNY.

• 41:20Speaker 00

  Oh, my goal was SUNY Purchase.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, everyone's was.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Purchase is a great school.

• 41:25Speaker 00

  I know.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  That was the best SUNY they were saying.

• 41:28Speaker 00

  Yes, I didn't get into the acting program, but I got a call back.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  They have a really good acting program.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  They do. I mean, there's like, I don't know why I know this, but I think like Patrick Wilson went there. No, he didn't. He went to Carnegie Mellon. I don't know who went to SUNY Purchase.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  Um, Oscar.

• 41:43Speaker 00

  Regina Spektor.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  Oscar Montoya.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Regina Spektor?

• 41:46Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Fabulous. For piano or for, for acting?

• 41:49Speaker 00

  For music.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  Amazing. Love that. And then she went to the Sidewalk Cafe on Avenue A and six.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  And now?

• 41:57Speaker 02

  And now she's.

• 41:57Speaker 00

  She's out to lunch.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  Are you upset with Regina lately?

• 42:01Speaker 00

  She's just like.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  She's a little, yeah.

• 42:03Speaker 00

  Israel hardcore.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  She's Zio.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  Really?

• 42:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. Hardcore.

• 42:07Speaker 02

  It's tough.

• 42:08Speaker 00

  It's crazy. Someone like that's so crazy.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:12Speaker 00

  You know Music Box? Life inside the Music Box he needs, like it's like.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  That's Regina?

• 42:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  That's Regina. I just know, um.

• 42:20Speaker 00

  I was really into her.

• 42:21Speaker 01

  Wait, who's the one that goes, who's the one that goes, and I feel like, oh, oh.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  That's Regina.

• 42:26Speaker 00

  That's Regina.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Oh, you know, on the radio was like one of my favorites, but all of like, um, the, uh, the, the ghost of corporate future, like she had some great songs and now she's out to lunch, as you say.

• 42:39Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 42:40Speaker 02

  It's tough. It's tough. See, and this goes back to something that Matt Rogers said to the class of twenty twenty-six at NYU.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  He, he loves this line that I said. Thank you, Bowen.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  That's so cute.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  He goes, this is my advice. Don't look up. Look around you because the people you look up to will end up disappointing you in some way.

• 42:58Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  I mean, it's very true.

• 43:01Speaker 00

  Don't look up. Look around you. You felt good when you said that.

• 43:05Speaker 02

  Look to your right.

• 43:06Speaker 00

  It's true.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  No, but literally though.

• 43:08Speaker 00

  That's what's gonna keep you normal too.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Truly.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  I mean, it's, here's the thing. It's like, I've, I've actually had a lot of experiences where I meet someone and I'm, I'm, I walk away and I'm like, wow, thank God they were actually amazing. Like I've had a number of those experiences, but when it, when it hurts bad, it hurts bad. It's just not even worth it. Like your, your peers are always gonna be the ones that are doing the smart, funny things anyway.

• 43:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like I miss our like incubation period as, you know what I mean? Like.

• 43:42Speaker 00

  It's the best.

• 43:43Speaker 01

  Meeting you naked, full ass naked bush out, doing your annoyance show. Like, we were around that all the time.

• 43:51Speaker 02

  The first time I met you.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I bet.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  That.

• 43:56Speaker 00

  You fucking dare me?

• 43:59Speaker 00

  You just have to ask, babe.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  I mean, if, if not in last culture, then where else?

• 44:03Speaker 01

  I mean, on stage.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Will you show your tits? Will you show your tits at least?

• 44:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:09Speaker 01

  Don't make her do this.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, you have such, and I'm a boob gay.

• 44:15Speaker 00

  I heard earlier.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  I love your breasts.

• 44:18Speaker 00

  You know, thank you so much. I used to hate them so deeply because the areolas big.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  No, that's a good thing.

• 44:25Speaker 00

  And then in this movie, do you remember this movie Timer? It was like one of the first movies on Netflix. It was about like a watch that, or you buy this thing and it tells you when you're gonna meet the love of your life. It's a countdown.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Okay. And then what, what does, what does this have to do with?

• 44:42Speaker 00

  There's a really hot guy in the movie and he said this thing in the movie, like, you know, when a girl has that big blue vein on her tit?

• 44:50Speaker 01

  He gave you a complex.

• 44:52Speaker 00

  I was like, I'm already fucking thinking about that. Why is that a line in this movie?

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Because men are disgusting and they think they can say anything.

• 44:59Speaker 00

  But he didn't write it.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  Also, if there's a vein.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  He said it.

• 45:02Speaker 00

  He said it.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  He said it.

• 45:03Speaker 00

  He could have done a protest.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  As the actor, you can always say, I'm not saying this.

• 45:09Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Thank you. And we, and that's what they don't teach you at SUNY Purchase.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  It's really culture number one hundred. As the actor, you can always say, I'm not saying this. That's how acting works.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  But a vein through your boob means vascularity.

• 45:23Speaker 00

  Life. Blood is pumping through them. They're alive.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:28Speaker 00

  But now I love them. I don't know. They're just like soft. I always wanted like hard perky tits with little tiny nipple.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  I would say your boobs are perky.

• 45:37Speaker 00

  I think they are now. I'm getting all titulated. I'm excited now.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  There, there, there's nothing hotter than like, uh, than like, uh, I, I don't know. I, I like a dark, like red nipple.

• 45:50Speaker 00

  Fat nipple.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  I do, like.

• 45:51Speaker 00

  Well, I do now. I feel like as I've gotten older, I'm like, oh, looking like a woman, like having like a potato arm is like hot or like, I think about my grandma and I'm like, that was a woman.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 00

  You know, with like big arms.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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• 50:03Speaker 01

  You were so in touch with that kind of like, like I remember my favorite, one of my favorite bits I've ever seen is Edie opened for my Christmas show years ago.

• 50:15Speaker 00

  That was an honor.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  And she played a girl who.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  Was selling, explain what it was. You were selling something in the back.

• 50:24Speaker 00

  Supplements.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  Supplements. And you were, you were, you were trying to explain to the audience, like, I'm here to sell my supplements, but you have to understand my mother passed. My mother just passed and it's very hard, but I'm still gonna sell my supplements and I'm doing to do that after the show. But you know, what was, and it was just like so real and lived in. And when I saw it, I, it was at some other show and I was like, you have to come do my show because I knew my family was gonna be there. And I was like, I need to show them this person who gets something so real about.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  A New York woman.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  Authentic, like tri-state area woman. And that is, I, I, cause it's, it's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It's like, it's like you watch them, you know them. And it's like, this like harsh warmth.

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like, it's definitely Dad's Last Christmas.

• 51:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 01

  It's absolutely.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  If he's not dead now.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  What is he up to live for? He would tell you that. I, I literally, I still have video of you doing it on my computer and I'll watch it.

• 51:26Speaker 00

  It's like, I feel like I did that at the show, some show before it. And that was the first time I was like, oh, I figured out what I'm good at.

• 51:34Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like, like when you snap into like a character.

• 51:37Speaker 00

  I could do this forever. It is inside me.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yep. And that was stuff like, again, like, like time and space to figure that out all the time.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Because I feel like I can draw a direct line from that to like your performance in jury duty and so much else. Like, there's like a very authentic thing that you have. And it's because you're very observant. And also you've like, you do live amongst a lot of real people. It's like we were just saying with Don Wilson, like, his observation of real people is never feeling like it's talking down to people or making fun of anyone.

• 52:10Speaker 00

  Celebrating.

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  I love people.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 00

  They're so funny.

• 52:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 52:15Speaker 00

  It's amazing.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  And that's another reason why it's good to look around and not up, because the people you look up to like are less people than they were. That feels shitty to say.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  It's true. They're gone. You watch people leave.

• 52:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:29Speaker 00

  It's scary.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 52:31Speaker 00

  It's scary.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Let's ask Edie the question.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  Oh my God. I completely forgot you haven't been on the show yet. All right. So Edie Modica, what was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

• 52:42Speaker 00

  Okay. The first, I kept trying to change the first thing that came into my mind, but this is the first thing that came into my mind. And it's true. PerezHilton.com's posting of Lindsay Lohan's bare pussy, getting out of a car. She's like getting out and they.

• 53:02Speaker 01

  And he would call her fire crotch.

• 53:04Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:05Speaker 00

  Like that level of like truth.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 53:10Speaker 00

  I really responded to that. Or that was like the first time I was like, I'm gonna be dragging that onto my desktop and making a folder of the things that, you know, that I like hoard as my personality, kind of.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  That is everything about Edie Modica in, in one moment.

• 53:28Speaker 00

  I do think it's evil. I don't think that should have been done.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  No, but it, it's resonant with you.

• 53:33Speaker 00

  Like it really, I just remember being like, holy shit.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, right, right, right.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  He said whatever he wanted.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  And then add up costs that he is, he is now sort of paying for.

• 53:44Speaker 00

  Absolutely.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Um, but did you ever hear the song? There was a song called Lindsay Lohan's Revenge?

• 53:49Speaker 00

  No.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Um, I believe Santa Gold wraps a verse on it, but the verse goes like this.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  Why are you showing them coochie lips getting up out your car? Paparazzi hanging all around you bitch. You know you're a superstar. And then, and then the verse is, why are you showing them coochie lips? Looks like a baby rat. Looks like a baby rat. Looks like a baby, like a song about Lindsay Lohan's pussy.

• 54:16Speaker 00

  I know. It's horrible. It's really crazy.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 54:20Speaker 01

  It's unbelievable the way that pop culture just was. Literally all of media was like, this is acceptable. This is just on a website that you can like log on to, like.

• 54:33Speaker 00

  As a kid, I was in like fourth grade, fifth grade.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  Starlet at the time was like, you could get a picture of her with cum on her face because Perez Hilton had like, made it his entire business. And then that opened the door to all of internet culture.

• 54:47Speaker 00

  Yes. I guess I appreciated like a time where someone was actually saying what's actually happening in the world.

• 54:56Speaker 02

  Was being lewd, was being.

• 54:59Speaker 00

  Not the being lewd, but at least like if someone was bad in something, he would be like, this sucked.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, sure.

• 55:07Speaker 00

  This was bad. Like now I feel like you can't, not to say you can't say anything, but like you can't be honest.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  It's moved.

• 55:15Speaker 00

  If you're in a shitty movie, you have to go on shows and be like, it was the best time of my life. Like.

• 55:21Speaker 02

  I think it's just moved up or downstream or laterally or whatever. Now it's like, you go on Twitter and it's like, well, everyone's being fucking.

• 55:31Speaker 00

  Yes. And now it's like comments.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  Right, right, right.

• 55:34Speaker 00

  Oh my God, people are being so mean.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  It's crazy. It's insane. I've never seen like meaner shit than what people just casually post from like behind to like a, it's like a picture of like a, like an emoji of a cat. You know what I mean? And they're just saying the cruelest shit. So the thing about him is like, he made, I think it's like weirdly in tandem with like, this is weird, but like Simon Cowell on American Idol, making like meanness and criticism, full entertainment coming. A couple of years later came Perez Hilton. And they were kind of just like this culture of like, yeah, you can say anything and it can, as long as it's based in a truth, like you'll get away with it. And there was something I remember very tastemakery about it. I found out about Lady Gaga and Adele.

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Through Perez.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  From Perez Hilton.

• 56:22Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 56:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. He, he actually had like access to and a weird affinity for like knowing that people should know about people.

• 56:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:33Speaker 01

  He was like, these are the people that matter. And then he pushed them through, but in the same breath, you would scroll down a little bit. And he was like, Kiki Drunks, the biggest fart stain in Hollywood, was spotted spilling out of a car. And it was just like.

• 56:47Speaker 00

  Her labia is dragging on the cement.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Literally. And it was just like, how two seconds ago were you like, wow, this incredible. It was so weird. And that was.

• 56:58Speaker 00

  Did, it lit my ass up. Like I was like, this is amazing. Like it, I don't know. That's why it's my answer. Not because I think it was good, but it really like, and honestly, like that, like tub girl, you know, all that stuff.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  Two girls, one cup.

• 57:17Speaker 00

  Like all the stuff like that also really like, I loved having access to like, or showing people bad stuff on the internet.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Right. Like, like.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  Like E fucked.

• 57:29Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Is it tied to like a body horror appreciation?

• 57:33Speaker 00

  I do love that stuff. And I liked that it was like the underbelly, like re, but real. You know, and I'm like, this is what's actually fucking going on and no one's talking about it.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 57:47Speaker 00

  Women are shitting. It looks like ice cream and then they're eating it.

• 57:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  Okay. So then what's, what's your take on two girls, one cup? Like that, it was real shit?

• 57:55Speaker 00

  How was that not real?

• 57:56Speaker 02

  I'm sure.

• 57:57Speaker 00

  Unless they pumped chocolate mousse inside her before and then were like, go, go, go.

• 58:01Speaker 02

  Sure. I mean, there are.

• 58:04Speaker 00

  I mean, how else? Then maybe they did that. But I, I just liked, someone is doing that.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Someone is doing that.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  And I liked that they were giving a, like shining a light on that.

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  The women weren't talking in two girls, one cup.

• 58:19Speaker 00

  They what?

• 58:20Speaker 02

  They weren't talking in two girls. There's no voice.

• 58:22Speaker 00

  Oh yeah. It's that beautiful music.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  The violin. It's the violin music, right?

• 58:26Speaker 01

  Gun to your head. Two girls, one cup or cake farts.

• 58:30Speaker 00

  What was cake fart?

• 58:31Speaker 02

  You've never seen cake farts?

• 58:33Speaker 01

  How can you say this is your culture?

• 58:34Speaker 02

  We're watching cake farts right now.

• 58:36Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 58:37Speaker 00

  Fine.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Can you, do you think it's still up?

• 58:39Speaker 02

  I think it's been very hard to find.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  I, I actually.

• 58:42Speaker 00

  Describe it?

• 58:43Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no. I, I can't watch it because I think I've seen it three times. And like, I barely make it through each time. But this is like, this is so iconic. You're not gonna be able to find it.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  I think I found it. I, I found it.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  It's, it's surely on the dark web. I mean, it's, it's, it's really important internet culture.

• 59:03Speaker 02

  I think we can play the sound of cake fart.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  You know what I like the most?

• 59:06Speaker 02

  This is so, like, this is vocal stem for Matt and I for at least 18 years.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 02

  You should just play it.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  It's enough. It's enough. It's enough. It's enough. So she, it was a series. So people don't, people don't know this, but she didn't just sit on cake. She sat on steak. She sat on meatloaf. She sat on all sorts of shit and farted on it.

• 59:27Speaker 00

  The way her asshole on that last one just went.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  No, I know. It was, um, it was, it's a proctological, um, piece of art.

• 59:38Speaker 02

  It's a very important, and I'm, I'm honored that we got to show it to you.

• 59:43Speaker 00

  I, I'm so happy I got to see that with you guys.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  I can't believe you didn't know about it.

• 59:49Speaker 00

  I've never seen that.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  E fucked girly, like.

• 59:51Speaker 00

  I loved E fucked.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  We recently talked about Jackass on the show and just like how dominant that was. And again, there was something like kind of queer about like the way.

• 1:00:02Speaker 00

  Shirtless, playing together, boys.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  Boys naked, dingling.

• 1:00:06Speaker 00

  Rubber band on my dick.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Everything being about putting things in your butt.

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  Everything. The anal fixation that that, that those men had.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  Yes. Which is like, it's like, it's like an inherently masculine thing. It's like Bey loves it. You know what I mean?

• 1:00:23Speaker 00

  Well, it's beautiful that they did that.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Speaker 00

  With each other. They should all be doing that with each other.

• 1:00:29Speaker 01

  Do you think they ever just were like, you think it ever crossed over to like?

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  I'm sure they fucked each other.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  Being like, hey, fuck me.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 1:00:35Speaker 00

  Sucking dick for sure. Drunk.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  Sure. I guess some straight guys have a thing though of like, oh, if it's, if it's a guy's tongue or lips on my dick, then that makes me gay.

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  Until they feel it.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Until they feel what it's like to have a, someone with a little bit of growth all over their.

• 1:00:52Speaker 00

  Little scruff.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Little scruff.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  This is, this is, I guess the, the way straight guys know they're straight is pussy for sure, but, but specifically boobs. Like tits are the thing that like, I don't know, in a sense, like really like affirm their straightness in a sense.

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  Tits are.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Tits, I, I.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  They're fabulous.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  I love tits.

• 1:01:14Speaker 00

  Well, I like, I feel personally like a, you know, freak or pervert. And I like when that's push, when a light is shown on that because I'm like, everybody's like this.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, everyone has a body.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  Acting like we're not. It pisses me off.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  That we're, you think we're more puritanical, we, now than we were back in Perez Hilton heyday?

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  I just think sex was more put on display when we were younger. So now I'm stuck with that.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is true.

• 1:01:48Speaker 00

  I can't let it go. I can't shut the fuck up about it.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  No, but it was, we went from like, um, it was like a hyper sexualized culture.

• 1:01:55Speaker 00

  Like the real world?

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:58Speaker 00

  I love that show.

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  I mean, the set, the set that you would see on that, I, I remember just like, do you remember Jersey Shore when Snooki just got punched? And they showed it and they were just like, on this episode, Snooki gets fucking punched as hard as possible. And we all just like, we're like, wow. And that's part of what made that show huge was that moment. And it was, and no one batted an eye. And it was just like, hyper sexualization and also hyper violent culture.

• 1:02:30Speaker 00

  But that, I feel like that is what's actually going on behind closed doors. And I don't necessarily think that we should be showing it in that way. But there was something about like, seeing this thing. Do you know what I'm saying?

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  I guess, I, I do know what you're saying because it's like, they were filming a reality show and they're in an environment where men are brutal to women. And so that was the reality of that kind of atmosphere. And we, and I certainly know from growing up on Long Island, I have been, I once did a, a New Year's Eve at Rockville Center with a bunch of straight people in like, the year of our Lord, like 2010.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  The way that men just act around women is so disgusting. I hear what you're saying about like, why are we pretending to live in a world that doesn't have this violence? And then when it really does happen, like we were talking about the Cornell situation of it all. It's like, had people not, if we don't make a big deal about this, people will just let it, let it go by. They will just forget it. They will just be like, oh yeah, we live in a violent world. Yeah. There's something here about like, our generation being so frozen with like, oh yeah, this is what the world is like. And given so much information and now they're like, taking it away because it's uncouth, but that still exists.

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  And I think what we're also talking about is that like, there is something on these platforms that is like, flagging those things. If, if we were to like, post something that was depicting violence or sexuality in a specific way, it gets taken down immediately. Meanwhile, and Spike and Honey were talking about this. Meanwhile, it's like, we're watching like, mozzarella poles and/or like bombs being dropped.

• 1:04:19Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  Like, what the fuck? Like, what are you talking about?

• 1:04:22Speaker 00

  Yes. Or the Sydney Sweeney commercial.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Which by the way, doesn't hold a candle to what they were doing back in the day. So people even being up in arms about this.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  I was kind of like, this is what we grew up with.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  This was, this was culture.

• 1:04:38Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  I love it. Okay, we solved it.

• 1:04:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  I think that what it is, is it's like, there's also this thing, which I think that like, people often say about Donald Trump, and I really hate this. But like, I hear them saying it. They're like, well, the thing is, he is funny. And it's like, I think Perez Hilton got away with a lot of his evils.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  By being funny.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  By being like, funny in like a shocking way.

• 1:05:04Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? It was just kind of like, I'm gonna do this thing and you're not gonna believe it. He was like an internet shock jock.

• 1:05:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. And I think in high school, that was also like, I was like, I'm gonna be so fucking mean. And that is gonna make the gay guys love me. You know, or like, that's what's funny.

• 1:05:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Speaker 00

  But then you grow out of it. Like, you can't.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  You have to grow out of it.

• 1:05:24Speaker 00

  Ruin your life over that.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  Well, yes. And also like, it, it still became a thing where it's like, when, when no one, like for example with Howard Stern. Like, he was the king of this. He was the shock jock. And he changed his brand, you know, later on because he had to, because he couldn't keep doing it. But no one, no one picks a bone with him about any of it. You know what I mean? It's like, and also like, if you did now, everyone will be like, okay.

• 1:05:50Speaker 00

  It was the time.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like, like, and so it's interesting, like, when someone is supposed to pay in retrospect for what they've done.

• 1:05:59Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  And when someone is not expected to do that at all.

• 1:06:02Speaker 00

  Totally. Sibian competitions.

• 1:06:04Speaker 01

  Right. This, I used to watch that on E.

• 1:06:07Speaker 00

  Me too, with my stepdad, next to my stepdad.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Just like living, just like accepting reality.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Well, your stepdad, who was at the special?

• 1:06:17Speaker 00

  No, that was my dad.

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  That's your dad? Oh my God, that's so sweet.

• 1:06:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  But then your, your stepdad is still with your mom?

• 1:06:23Speaker 00

  He's dead, honey.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 1:06:24Speaker 00

  It's so okay.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  But he was the one who worked at Party City?

• 1:06:27Speaker 00

  Yes, he worked at Party City.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  What did he do there?

• 1:06:31Speaker 00

  Worked on the floor.

• 1:06:32Speaker 01

  Blue balloons.

• 1:06:33Speaker 00

  Hey, can I, uh, get some tissue paper?

• 1:06:35Speaker 01

  Is Party City still thriving?

• 1:06:38Speaker 00

  No, the one in Union Square closed.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  And there was, there was one on Atlantic that also closed. I know it's very sad.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  Fucking awesome. It was awesome when you worked there.

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, there was one up in Harlem too. I wonder if that one's still there.

• 1:06:49Speaker 00

  Maybe so.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Speaker 00

  That was good.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, I loved Party City.

• 1:06:53Speaker 00

  I know. What the hell?

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  What the hell?

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  Honestly, did, maybe, is that what it is? It's a comment on party culture. Party culture is dead. Party City.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  Not even Charlie.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  We can't even go there where we belong.

• 1:07:05Speaker 00

  Fake dookies my stepdad would bring home for me. Really amazing.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  Was it, like a, like a fake duke, like a fake poo?

• 1:07:12Speaker 00

  Fake dookie, big, small, all different. He did a prank on my friend who had slept over, a girl in fifth grade. He was like, Amanda, you left that on the floor. He put a piece of shit next to the toilet.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  That's really.

• 1:07:27Speaker 00

  And she was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  There might've been a mini golf place in Quebec, but maybe this is like what they would do back in the day. But there was a mini golf place in Quebec where you would, you know, play putt putt, or mini golf, I would say, I should say. And then you would go to the holes and then to get your ball out, you would have to go in the hole and it would be full of yellow water and like fake dookie. And you'd be like, oh no, I have to get my ball out of the piss and shit.

• 1:07:54Speaker 00

  Wow, that's cool.

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  You would have loved it.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  That humor, everyone.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  Someone was using their brain.

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. Everyone knew that guy that was like, one of your parents' friends, or maybe it was even your parent or like whatever, that whose humor was, oh Melissa pooped. Oh shit, Melissa left the poop in the toilet again. Aw, damn it. Aw, Melissa, you know, she never makes, makes it into the bowl. I go in there and there's always, uh, you know, piss all over the floor after Melissa. Ah, just kidding. You know, you're my favorite. You know, you're my favorite. We're gonna, we're gonna want a pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was your stepdad.

• 1:08:32Speaker 00

  He wrote me like this long poem that was like a, a stor-, he made up a story. And he's like, I ran into this woman on the train. She had a wig and a wooden leg. And she let out a fart. And like, it's just like, perfect for kids.

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  That's so nice.

• 1:08:49Speaker 00

  You know?

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  Like rancid storytelling. That's like, sit, everyone, come sit around and hear me say filth.

• 1:08:56Speaker 00

  Yes. Or like Mad Libs. I have some from when I was a kid and every single thing, I'm like, his farting butt with pimples and socks.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  So good.

• 1:09:07Speaker 00

  Stinky.

• 1:09:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:09Speaker 01

  You can still do like stinker humor.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  Well, I think, I don't know, but, but literally, and not to, not to put you guys on the same, on the same sentence, but like, I think you and Sarah Sherman are like, really keeping it alive. I think about Duty Hole, your handle, and I'm, I smile.

• 1:09:24Speaker 00

  I'm glad.

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  Duty Hole is so evocative.

• 1:09:26Speaker 00

  I know, I can't, I don't even remember.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  Making it?

• 1:09:29Speaker 00

  Making that. Or I'm like, damn, I was smart even in the past.

• 1:09:34Speaker 01

  I would love to, I loved your set and I loved our conversation. Can I follow you? You're like, yeah.

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  I love being like Duty Hole. Or seeing, I was just on Watch What Happens Live.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:09:44Speaker 00

  Seeing them tag Duty Hole. I'm like,

• 1:09:49Speaker 00

  we're making it this far and it's like, I'm still kind of allowed to have that.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have the gestures privilege.

• 1:09:56Speaker 00

  It's really nice.

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  Gestures privilege.

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  New episodes every Tuesday, sponsored by Healthy Sexual from Gillette Sciences. Well, you know, and then just to, just to bring it back to, you know, when we were, when we were coming up and doing our sketch stuff, there was a whole era in Populat where we would go, sorry, guys, I have to go piss and shit. We would just, anytime we would have to go to bed, we'd be like, I gotta go piss and shit.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  Should I go piss and shit real quick?

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  Sorry. Oh, can we, can we take a piss and shit break? Like, I know we're rehearsing this, but we gotta piss and shit.

• 1:14:14Speaker 00

  You know what video I loved?

• 1:14:16Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:14:16Speaker 00

  The, um, let's take a Deguero type.

• 1:14:19Speaker 02

  Oh my God, Suzy.

• 1:14:21Speaker 01

  It's, it's probably Populat's, like, best thing.

• 1:14:24Speaker 00

  I love that one.

• 1:14:26Speaker 01

  Was very well observed.

• 1:14:27Speaker 00

  I was like, that's really good.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  Oh my God, Edie.

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  I still say some of the things from a real woman on the stage, if you gather my meaning.

• 1:14:38Speaker 01

  The woman is over there showing her ankles.

• 1:14:44Speaker 01

  Pray tell. Okay, we gotta do, I don't think so, honey, which it's our 60 second segment where we do something, which is like, you know, sort of like a little bit of a rant on pop culture. 60 seconds is all we need to take something down in the culture. I have something.

• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it actually was.

• 1:15:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, I have something.

• 1:15:06Speaker 01

  It was a big part of today. It was a big part of today.

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  Tell the cake farts on me.

• 1:15:11Speaker 00

  Cake farts.

• 1:15:12Speaker 01

  Cake farts. Let's get this done. AKA, let's do, I don't think so.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Let's do, I don't think so. Okay, so this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so. His time starts now.

• 1:15:19Speaker 01

  I don't think so, honey. The geysers on the streets of New York. Whenever you drive down any street in New York, there is a Yosemite. I don't know what is happening, but when you just drive down the road and it's just like, what is that? What is the smoke and the gas that's coming out of the road?

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Shale.

• 1:15:37Speaker 01

  What, what?

• 1:15:38Speaker 02

  No, no, go.

• 1:15:39Speaker 01

  I legit, you could have said shale. I would have thought, uh, yeah, explain that to me.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:15:44Speaker 01

  What is that shit? And it's always happening. There's always like a hole in the ground, a yellow or orange cone, and then a plume of smoke that just comes. Is it a geyser?

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  All I know is it makes me, it made me late today. I don't know what it is. This is my one thing, and I always give the benefit of the doubt. I'm like, I know that Zoran is doing this for the greater good. I know it. But it is every street. Every street is Mario Kart. There is always a diversion or some sort of like.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Mario, five seconds.

• 1:16:15Speaker 01

  Like, what would you call it? Like a roadblock, literal roadblock. Did I say Mario?

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  You always say Mario.

• 1:16:21Speaker 01

  It's like Mario out there on the streets. If you're driving, you're like little toad and you have to sort of, ah, around the many geysers in the roads. And I don't think so, honey. Why do we have them? Why do we need them? Why is it making me late?

• 1:16:33Speaker 02

  And that's one minute.

• 1:16:34Speaker 01

  What are they?

• 1:16:36Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:16:36Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:16:37Speaker 00

  Shale. I mean, that might, it might be necessary so that it's not popping.

• 1:16:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:16:42Speaker 00

  But I don't know what's down there.

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:16:44Speaker 01

  I would like to have a press conference from him.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Mario.

• 1:16:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, Mario.

• 1:16:47Speaker 00

  It's like freaking Mario Kart.

• 1:16:49Speaker 02

  It's, it's a Long, it's not an upstate, it's not a Nyack thing. It's a, it's a Long Island thing. You go that way. They say Mario, even though he says it's a.

• 1:16:56Speaker 00

  You know what I love? My friend Sarah, I have some family members who will say, Sarah.

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  Sarah.

• 1:17:02Speaker 00

  Sarah.

• 1:17:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some names that like, don't stand a chance. Like, um, Megan.

• 1:17:08Speaker 00

  Megan.

• 1:17:09Speaker 01

  Megan.

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  Megan. Is your name short for Edith?

• 1:17:12Speaker 00

  My grandma was Edith, but I'm just Edie.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  No, I, but, but, but on the first, I forget it's Edith. I love that.

• 1:17:19Speaker 00

  I'm just Edie.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  Oh my.

• 1:17:20Speaker 01

  E D Y even.

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  E D Y, I know. That is cool.

• 1:17:23Speaker 02

  So cool.

• 1:17:24Speaker 00

  My parents hooked it up.

• 1:17:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 1:17:26Speaker 01

  You gotta be lots of people thinking you're Eddie rolling through.

• 1:17:28Speaker 00

  Oh, every day of my life, every Uber. And I respond to it.

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  I didn't expect you.

• 1:17:35Speaker 00

  Eddie?

• 1:17:36Speaker 01

  I didn't expect to see you like this, Eddie, all right?

• 1:17:40Speaker 00

  This is my cousin Pat, who hugs me too long.

• 1:17:44Speaker 02

  Pat.

• 1:17:45Speaker 00

  That is what he is.

• 1:17:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:47Speaker 00

  Ah, Eddie, oh, you look beautiful.

• 1:17:51Speaker 01

  Even more beautiful.

• 1:17:52Speaker 00

  And then when he's hugging, he goes like this.

• 1:17:56Speaker 01

  Have you made an issue with him about it?

• 1:18:00Speaker 00

  No, it was when I was, it was my stepdad's family. I don't really see them anymore.

• 1:18:02Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. So fuck them.

• 1:18:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:05Speaker 00

  That's why I'm able to say whatever I want. I'm pretty lucky.

• 1:18:08Speaker 01

  Free. Okay, this is Bowen Yang's, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.

• 1:18:11Speaker 02

  I don't think so, honey, AstroTurf, who we fooling? Let it be cement.

• 1:18:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  Let it be concrete. Let it be asphalt. I don't need to pretend like it's nature, especially in this city. The what jungle?

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  Concrete.

• 1:18:27Speaker 00

  Concrete, cement.

• 1:18:28Speaker 02

  The cement, not grass, not fake grass. Leave that for the sports arenas.

• 1:18:36Speaker 00

  Say that.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Leave that for something.

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  30 seconds.

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  The practical use for AstroTurf. It's crazy name. It's also too cool of a name for the concept. AstroTurf, sounds like a treat. Sounds like a gorgeous little futuristic Dippin' Dots adjacent ice cream.

• 1:18:55Speaker 01

  15 seconds.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Not a patch of fake grass in an unnatural, deep, Kelly green. It's, all grass is a little bit yellow.

• 1:19:07Speaker 01

  Five seconds.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  You're forgetting about the yellow undertones and the temperature of the yellow. AstroTurf, you're busted.

• 1:19:13Speaker 01

  And that's one minute. It's also, it's also a term for a harmful thing that happens online.

• 1:19:17Speaker 02

  That's true. Dead internet theory.

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:19Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  You know, uh, the more and more we go offline, off platforms, the more it will be populated by bots and therefore we're just watching bots engage with each other on.

• 1:19:29Speaker 00

  Oh, God.

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  I wonder about that sometimes. I'm like, how many things am I watching online that are actually not people?

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  I think as of, as of a couple of months ago, it's officially crossed into 51%.

• 1:19:41Speaker 01

  Stop. Are you serious?

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, Leah told me.

• 1:19:43Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  51%.

• 1:19:46Speaker 02

  Yes, it was on, we were on a shoot and then she goes, well, today, we crossed into the majority of stuff.

• 1:19:53Speaker 00

  Who knows? Maybe a bot said that.

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  But, I mean, but they're, they're operating out of some kind of truth.

• 1:19:59Speaker 00

  I know, but I'm like, I don't believe that.

• 1:20:02Speaker 01

  Oh my God, how we found out that Edie's a human bot.

• 1:20:09Speaker 02

  Who's obsessed with eating ass.

• 1:20:11Speaker 00

  Eating ass violence. Great. I'm so happy.

• 1:20:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, eating ass violence and pussy pictures.

• 1:20:17Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:20:17Speaker 02

  No, you should be happy with what you said.

• 1:20:19Speaker 00

  No, I am, I am.

• 1:20:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:20Speaker 02

  It's the real you.

• 1:20:21Speaker 00

  Dead ass.

• 1:20:22Speaker 02

  Dead ass. Cake farts.

• 1:20:24Speaker 01

  Are you ready to do your I don't think so, honey?

• 1:20:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:20:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:20:27Speaker 00

  I'm taking these off. I need to like get in a position to.

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. And she's about to have one of her episodes. This is Edie Modica's, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

• 1:20:38Speaker 00

  Okay, I don't think so, honey. You ask for a nut video and the guy just sends nut. Just the nut. Five seconds of just do, do, do, do, do, and then the nut comes out. I need a nut video to be four minutes at least.

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  That's a long time.

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  Are you, I want to see the entire process. I want it to go from soft to hard to maybe even soft again. Because they lost interest and then back and we're back with the vengeance. And I don't even need to be seeing, do you think I want to see the nut? Do you think I want to see white nut? Come out. No, I want to see, it's about the moment before.

• 1:21:14Speaker 01

  Always is.

• 1:21:16Speaker 00

  Almost getting there. And I don't, another thing, girl saying, I need him to have a big fucking dick. Oh, he's a big dick. What? I fucking hate this. If you love the person, you love whatever they have.

• 1:21:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:30Speaker 00

  And if you don't love the person, you don't care what they have.

• 1:21:33Speaker 01

  Five seconds.

• 1:21:33Speaker 00

  Oh, he has to have a big fat cock. He's the size of my foot. Why? Who cares? It doesn't even, it hurts. You can't even be doing that.

• 1:21:40Speaker 01

  Or you missed your hand. That's one minute. Hey, you ever heard this expression? It's not about the size of the prize. It's about the motion of the ocean. Is that what it is? Size of the prize?

• 1:21:50Speaker 00

  Legit.

• 1:21:51Speaker 02

  Legittural.

• 1:21:52Speaker 00

  Legit. If it's small, you can still feel it go in.

• 1:21:55Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:21:56Speaker 01

  And then it's up to you. No, it's up to you.

• 1:22:00Speaker 02

  I've had some amazing orgasms with some quote unquote, small.

• 1:22:03Speaker 00

  You don't like a long nut video?

• 1:22:05Speaker 02

  Wait, oh, no, no, I'm talking about.

• 1:22:07Speaker 00

  Too long.

• 1:22:07Speaker 02

  I'm talking about penis size. Wait, you're talking about, okay, so.

• 1:22:09Speaker 00

  I did too.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  Four minutes is a long time for any video.

• 1:22:13Speaker 01

  It's a long video.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Any kind of content.

• 1:22:16Speaker 00

  Jerk off time.

• 1:22:17Speaker 02

  Well, okay, cause I would say, I would argue not.

• 1:22:20Speaker 00

  I'm shocked.

• 1:22:20Speaker 02

  Not including myself in this. Some guys will nut under four minutes. Some guys can nut in under one.

• 1:22:28Speaker 00

  Absolutely, but I want the full process. I want to actually get into the space with you.

• 1:22:33Speaker 02

  And you were even.

• 1:22:34Speaker 00

  And not just get nut coming out.

• 1:22:37Speaker 01

  So you'd rather have one long nut video than have like a bunch of 15 second videos that you guys send back and forth?

• 1:22:44Speaker 00

  Of.

• 1:22:44Speaker 01

  So you, what I'm saying.

• 1:22:46Speaker 00

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 1:22:46Speaker 01

  We sex differently.

• 1:22:48Speaker 00

  Well, I can't, you can just sit there, go like this. I'm face down, like.

• 1:22:54Speaker 02

  Oh, you want it to go, you want it.

• 1:22:56Speaker 01

  My penis privilege is showing.

• 1:22:58Speaker 00

  I'm like, it's a different thing. I can't be texting while I'm doing it.

• 1:23:02Speaker 02

  You want, you want it to sync up, you want synchronicity, synchronicity in terms of your own experience of joling off.

• 1:23:08Speaker 00

  I'm you. In the, when I'm watching the video, I'm you.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  While you're flicking, they're fapping.

• 1:23:13Speaker 00

  I'm like, exactly.

• 1:23:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I see.

• 1:23:16Speaker 00

  Be you. I want to be the person I'm watching. So I'm like, show me how to be.

• 1:23:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm totally with you. But I think it's interesting that you would even include it getting soft again. Because you want them to just sit in their own nut for a long time?

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Not for a long time. I guess like

• 1:23:36Speaker 00

  No, no, I don't mean coming. No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:23:38Speaker 02

  No, but you're saying you want them to come and then you would watch them. It's totally fine if you watch them come and then you watch them like

• 1:23:44Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:23:45Speaker 02

  Get flaccid.

• 1:23:45Speaker 01

  She wants to see them start jacking off and be like, oh, yeah.

• 1:23:49Speaker 00

  And then they kind of lose, they're kind of got distracted by a fly. And then they're like, oh, it goes down a little. And then they're like, wait, and now I'm back and now I'm back.

• 1:23:56Speaker 01

  I see. You want to see a three act structure.

• 1:23:58Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:23:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. You want to see a Joseph Campbell hero's journey.

• 1:24:02Speaker 00

  It's long enough that I can like scroll around. I'm like, oh, I know I like this part because the breathing is interesting there. You know what I'm saying? I like to get to know the whole video.

• 1:24:12Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 1:24:13Speaker 01

  You want to know who this person is.

• 1:24:15Speaker 00

  Yes, I want it to be who they are. They're showing me.

• 1:24:19Speaker 02

  It's art.

• 1:24:20Speaker 00

  It's art.

• 1:24:21Speaker 02

  Poetry.

• 1:24:21Speaker 00

  It is. And then you ask, when someone, you ask them and they just send you like, what is, you think I care?

• 1:24:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I had no time to get to know the character.

• 1:24:32Speaker 00

  Exactly. And I'm already seeing the nut. I don't know that nut.

• 1:24:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just a nut to me.

• 1:24:39Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:24:40Speaker 01

  But I could have been, I could have known how it came to be.

• 1:24:43Speaker 00

  I want to see this way.

• 1:24:45Speaker 01

  It's like when you show me a picture of your baby, I don't care.

• 1:24:48Speaker 02

  I don't care. I don't know what her day is.

• 1:24:50Speaker 01

  But if I have a video of your entire pregnancy, I'm more invested.

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:24:54Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 1:24:56Speaker 02

  Sure. Now, is that your preferred way to refer to a nut?

• 1:25:01Speaker 00

  I have been using nut a lot.

• 1:25:02Speaker 01

  I love nut.

• 1:25:03Speaker 00

  Nut, coom.

• 1:25:05Speaker 02

  Coom.

• 1:25:06Speaker 00

  Chumly.

• 1:25:06Speaker 01

  Oh, coom like a fun way to say come.

• 1:25:09Speaker 00

  Coom. But nut, I like.

• 1:25:11Speaker 02

  What's chumly? Sounds like Street Fighter.

• 1:25:15Speaker 00

  Coom, chumly.

• 1:25:17Speaker 02

  Chumly.

• 1:25:19Speaker 01

  My favorite thing to do to a couple of my ex-boyfriends is right before they would come, I would go, yay. And they'd be like, they would laugh while they came and it would ruin it.

• 1:25:30Speaker 00

  Yay.

• 1:25:31Speaker 01

  I go, yay. And they go, stop.

• 1:25:34Speaker 00

  Nut time.

• 1:25:37Speaker 00

  Yay. That's nasty. That's horrible.

• 1:25:41Speaker 01

  It's horrible. It's horrible.

• 1:25:43Speaker 00

  And then there's a fear that maybe they'll latch on to that and then they're going to need that.

• 1:25:47Speaker 01

  Every time, now, every time they come going forward, they're like, the person rolls off of them. Was something wrong? And they go, it's just, I had an ex-boyfriend who used to celebrate when I came and you didn't celebrate at all.

• 1:26:02Speaker 02

  This, this is crazy.

• 1:26:07Speaker 01

  I roll off of you.

• 1:26:10Speaker 01

  Is something wrong?

• 1:26:12Speaker 00

  No, no, it's nothing.

• 1:26:15Speaker 01

  I recently watched, re-watched all of Heated Rivalry. And there's a moment where it's like the night after he's like had like bad sex with the woman he's dating, the movie star. And she's like, it's, it's okay.

• 1:26:27Speaker 02

  Oh, I love that episode because there's absolutely no conflict. They have terrible sex and she's like, you can be gay.

• 1:26:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's like, I think you might be into guys. And he's like, and he immediately is like,

• 1:26:39Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 1:26:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't tell anyone. She's like, it's okay. I'm your best friend.

• 1:26:44Speaker 02

  I'm awesome.

• 1:26:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Speaker 02

  I re-watched it recently too and

• 1:26:48Speaker 01

  I love every second of it.

• 1:26:49Speaker 02

  I love every second of it. And the first episode though, the only tough moment of dialogue is when it's, Shane is at lunch with his parents. And then his, his mom goes, oh, that Ilya Rosenoff. Fuck him. Right up the butt. And you're like, we could have done better than that.

• 1:27:07Speaker 00

  All right.

• 1:27:08Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:27:08Speaker 00

  Fuck him right up the butt.

• 1:27:09Speaker 01

  And then she goes, she goes, she goes, no, I'm serious. Fuck him.

• 1:27:15Speaker 01

  And he's like, oh, I want to so bad.

• 1:27:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:18Speaker 02

  In the butt, as it happens.

• 1:27:20Speaker 01

  No, he got fucked in the butt.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  I think in season two, they're going to explore

• 1:27:25Speaker 00

  I can't believe there's a season two. That ending, I was like,

• 1:27:28Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 1:27:30Speaker 01

  What you thought?

• 1:27:30Speaker 00

  La la la la la, ding ding, perfect.

• 1:27:32Speaker 01

  It was so perfect. But now we have to see, we have to see the public fallout, of course.

• 1:27:37Speaker 00

  I mean, I just want to watch Connor's story. Do anything. He's so amazing.

• 1:27:40Speaker 01

  He is unbelievable. I think, I think absolute Oscar winner in the future.

• 1:27:44Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, absolutely.

• 1:27:45Speaker 01

  Have you met him?

• 1:27:46Speaker 00

  No, I would die.

• 1:27:48Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:27:49Speaker 01

  I haven't either.

• 1:27:50Speaker 00

  I would die.

• 1:27:51Speaker 01

  I met Hudson.

• 1:27:53Speaker 02

  Hudson's sweet.

• 1:27:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's a sweet guy.

• 1:27:54Speaker 02

  Sweetest boy.

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  Yeah.

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  Did you watch Sterling Point?

• 1:27:58Speaker 02

  No, our friend Jared wrote on it.

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  Yeah. Did you love it?

• 1:28:01Speaker 00

  They did an amazing fucking job. It is the best show I've seen in years.

• 1:28:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:28:07Speaker 00

  It's amazing.

• 1:28:08Speaker 01

  I want to move to Muskoka.

• 1:28:10Speaker 00

  Me too.

• 1:28:11Speaker 02

  It looks beautiful.

• 1:28:12Speaker 00

  Oh, you have to watch it.

• 1:28:13Speaker 01

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:28:14Speaker 00

  It's good. It's like the OC, like it's, it's like the past.

• 1:28:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Kind of teen show.

• 1:28:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  Sex.

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  Yeah.

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  Making out.

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  Yeah.

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  The kind that you could watch when you were younger and be like, oh my God, that's what I

• 1:28:29Speaker 01

  Aspirational sex and making out.

• 1:28:31Speaker 02

  Marissa and Ryan having sex and Seth and

• 1:28:37Speaker 01

  Summer.

• 1:28:37Speaker 02

  Summer.

• 1:28:38Speaker 01

  And I'll never forget when, when they had sex, Summer and Seth, Seth goes, huh? So that was sex.

• 1:28:46Speaker 00

  Oh my God.

• 1:28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. Anyways, gotta go Cohen.

• 1:28:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

• 1:28:57Speaker 00

  Oh, that was good.

• 1:28:59Speaker 01

  It really was. I love the Bills, the Rachel Bilson.

• 1:29:02Speaker 02

  Oh, what a, what an amazing icon.

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  And we love you.

• 1:29:05Speaker 00

  I love you too.

• 1:29:06Speaker 01

  Tell everyone how they can watch your special.

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  On YouTube, baby.

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  YouTube.

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  The biggest streamer.

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  It's true.

• 1:29:13Speaker 02

  It's true.

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  I'm happy.

• 1:29:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, good.

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  People can watch it.

• 1:29:17Speaker 02

  Thank God.

• 1:29:18Speaker 01

  You're the best and a half. We love you so much.

• 1:29:20Speaker 00

  I love you. This was so fun.

• 1:29:21Speaker 01

  This is so fun and more. And what did you think of your Minions Camila Cup?

• 1:29:25Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 1:29:26Speaker 01

  Was it a good container for your Celsius?

• 1:29:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is. I do. It is like plastic. I kind of do wish I got.

• 1:29:31Speaker 01

  It's not good.

• 1:29:31Speaker 00

  No, it's not good.

• 1:29:32Speaker 01

  But that's, I was collecting those theme park cups for a long time and I figured, why not bring them here to Los Cults?

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  It's really good.

• 1:29:39Speaker 01

  Good.

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  I love it.

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  We end every episode with a song.

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  California, California, here we come.

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  Not bad.

• 1:29:58Speaker 00

  Oh.

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  Let's get this done.

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  Let's get this done.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  Los Cultures Racist is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts.

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  Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Executive produced by Anna Hosni and produced by Becca Ramos. Edited by Hot Dog Sandwich. And our music is by Henry Kowalski.

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