Hey Mikey Day!

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  I've noticed you guys really like Almond Breeze almond milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

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  Ooh.

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  Ooh, um, Kevin's, you know what? So I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

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  Yeah, straight out the dome.

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  And he usually does it before show.

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  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

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  Especially when someone totally forgets to get a gift.

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  I was gonna say needs a thoughtful last minute gift.

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  Also, my birthday's coming up fast.

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  We know.

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  I'm not saying you forgot.

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  He's saying we forgot.

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  It was more credit, Kev.

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  Jonas. Well, here we are.

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  Yeah.

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  Our new single, Listen When Sad, comes out tomorrow.

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  Yeah.

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  Tomorrow.

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  Weird about that whole like it comes out tomorrow thing, but it really, I know it comes out at midnight, but like it always feels like it comes out today at tonight.

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  Well, what does that mean?

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  You know, it's like midnight today, but it's tomorrow, but it's.

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  Yeah, yeah. We are in matching jumpsuits. These were gifted to us by Joe.

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  They're so comfortable, Joe.

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  We introduced this new version of a logo at the MSG shows last week. Three different nights, three different suits, started with the black suits, then we did the white suits, finished it off with the red suits.

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  Ah.

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  Uh, and then now we're in the jumpsuits. These are our podcast suits now. They're serious. They're serious jumpsuits. Who makes them? Who makes them? Uh, they're called Futsal.

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  What is the meaning behind the JB crest without the JB in it?

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  It's like, you know what it is. You know who we are. You know what it is. You already know what it is.

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  I love that energy.

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  Somebody last night asked me, they're like, they were like, what? They asked the same question, like, where, why you guys didn't do the whole thing? And I'm like, you know, can't give them everything. I didn't really know what that meant when I said it. But it felt right. Leave them wanting more. Yeah. That's what kind of meant. I've always said about you, you leave people wanting more. Hey. That's not what the one I want. I, I'm just learning my tongue words. Your mic, uh, flag is. Oh shit, there's tons in here. You got pages and pages.

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  You got pages and pages?

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  Oh, is that Molly Shannon?

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  There's a bunch of SNL sounds because our guest today is SNL, uh, is an SNL legend.

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  Have you guys been enjoying your week between, uh, MSG and this?

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  We've had a great week. We've been doing, you know, kindergarten visits. Oh, nice.

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  Nice.

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  Like just visiting kindergarteners or? Yeah, the schools.

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  Got it. How's that going for you?

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  It's an incredible thing to be selecting a school. It's a journey. It's happening fast, it's all happening too fast. It is happening fast.

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  Yeah, I kissed the ring.

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  She's grown up real, real quick.

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  She's awesome.

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  Thanks, I'm glad you think so. Our guest is waiting, we should get to it because we have a lot to talk about. Yeah.

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  Okay.

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  Where to begin? At the end of this, we'll, we'll do a clip of our, our new single, Listen When Sad, which you can hear for the first time exclusively on the Hey Jonas podcast. Let's get him out, let's get him out here. Mikey Day.

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  Can I wear them?

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  You can do, you can do whatever you want. You should, why not? I've got a pair of, so, wait, hold on.

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  I didn't know if it's like.

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  I brought a pair. My next glasses. That is usually the deal.

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  They are so good.

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  Let me think.

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  You can pull it off?

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  Thanks. I found these, I found these in a drawer backstage a few hours ago.

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  They're pretty great.

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  Really good, Joe.

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  What do you think? They, they might be your glasses, isn't it?

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  You're like, Nick can pull it off, you cannot.

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  Welcome to the pod.

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  Hi. Your fanbase is really excited right now.

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  They are.

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  Look at this guy in his 40s, yes! Yes!

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  They're in the comments right now saying exactly that.

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  Who is that?

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  Um, Mikey Day on the pod. We go back. Hold on, Mikey Day. Quite a while.

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  For a while.

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  It's been a. Oh, there you go.

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  Oh, wow.

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  They're hyped.

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  I didn't know you guys have sound effects.

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  Is that me saying I'm so wet?

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  That's you, that's you, that'd be you.

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  I honestly don't know most of them until I press the button, so. That is so. They're just images.

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  We've got some SNL themed stuff, we got Nick.

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  Whoa, fancy boy.

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  And then, you know, depending on what we say.

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  Well, that's cool when you talk about money and stuff, success.

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  You know, or really get into some business.

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  Ooh, if it gets legal.

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  If it gets legal.

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  Crime.

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  We're doing a, we're trying to get Kevin to do a spinoff podcast about legal stuff. Ooh, you're, you're a legal expert?

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  Um, far from it, you know?

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  You just like true crime, though?

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  My wife does for sure.

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  Oh my god.

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  I walked into the room and some guy just got hacked, hacked up, his wife, and she's like sound asleep. I'm like, I don't get it. How is this possible?

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  At night.

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  Yeah.

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  Grizzly murders.

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  Exactly.

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  Is there, I, I'm curious for my own knowledge, is there like a text chain you all have with all of you spouses, family members, is there like a mega thread? There's a mega thread for the immediate fam and it's called, it's really boring. The name is just family and I was thinking about this the other day. We need to change that, it's not fun at all. And we ask people a lot, actually funny enough, on the bottom, like, oh, what's the group text from the show that you guys are on or the movie?

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  We should change the name.

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  And they'll say something elaborate and it's very inside, inside baseball. And ours is just family. I like it though.

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  We had, we had my, my older kids on it.

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  Um, we took them off in a day, Kevin took them off in a day.

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  I took them off in a single day.

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  You're just like done.

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  Everyone forgot that there was, you know, people under the age of 18 in that, um, in that group chat.

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  What's being shared is.

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  Yeah, exactly.

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  It was something, something medical and it was not something that child should hear about. Look at what I found on myself. Exactly.

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  There's one of those.

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  Doctor in the family, this family has 30 people in it.

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  Yeah.

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  Um, we all, look, back to you, my friend, we are so happy you're here. I have one more question. Of course, we got a lot of answers. And you guys, you all have children, right? Do you? Do you have any kids? Do you, I have one, uh, he just turned 14-year-old boy.

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  Congratulations, that's great.

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  Thank you. It's crazy.

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  We all have girls.

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  All girls? All girls. Uh, wow, that's incredible.

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  What are the odds of that?

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  I know. Wow.

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  50%.

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  I didn't know this, 50%. I should have picked up on that. Literally 50%. Do you exchange gifts? Do you get your nieces gifts or is it, you, do you not do that? I was just curious. Every year.

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  Good question, because Christmas gets really tricky.

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  A pre-family, you know, holiday situation, celebration.

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  Okay. We do a Jonas family Christmas, which is like usually about two to three days before Christmas, before a concert.

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  Where you all meet up and then. We've done it a handful of times in the last couple of years. We've ended tours. Okay. In the New York area. And so we will, Kevin has a place in New Jersey, I'm in Brooklyn, so we will either pick one of those destinations for a family Christmas.

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  It'll be at my house this year because we're in Newark to finish the tour.

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  We haven't actually, we actually, no one's decided.

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  That's true, we were at UBS before that, so.

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  Yeah, do you have to call it? Are you like, my house? We have to kind of, it's.

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  I like it at Joe's.

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  Yeah, he likes, he, it's because then he can kick us out faster. It was true. If it's at Kevin's, he can get us out, he's like, he doesn't have to worry about that. I would say, um, to answer your question, we do buy each other's nieces' gifts for holidays, but we have to be very like coordinated because there's a thing where you can like, like, hey, what are you thinking? Or, and now Kevin's kids are a little older, they know what they want. There's no like. Right, right, right. They're like, they have, I'll get these alerts on Elfster. You know about Elfster? You gotta get on Elfster. Sounds like. Elfster is an app.

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  This episode brought to you by.

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  North Pole.

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  Yes, it's, it's Christmas movie thing. It's governed by the, uh, yes, exactly.

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  So, oh, it's like a gift app?

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  It's a movie, anime movie starring Mikey Day and Jonas Brothers.

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  I would see that. Elfster?

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  I would definitely sign up for it.

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  Have you seen this trailer? It's an app to help like family members, like similar to a wedding.

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  Okay.

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  It's a registry.

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  Registry, but for Christmas, for Christmas gifts. Oh, that's cool. But it's kind of annoying because Kevin's kids, I'm like, no, I don't want you to decide what I'm going to give you for Christmas.

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  But it's also like, I get that, but it's like, I have a hot take on that. Because some people just buy things that you already have or.

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  Or you're not gonna use.

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  You're not gonna use.

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  You were about to say that, you just don't want.

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  That's true.

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  What, if you don't mind me asking, what is your son into like right now? What's his thing?

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  Oh, um, video games, he just got a Switch 2.

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  Me too, I'm so into it.

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  Oh yeah, you play Mario Kart World?

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  Hell yeah.

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  Yeah! Nerds! By the way, I'm wearing Nick's glasses.

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  They look very cool on you.

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  In case you scrubbed forward and you're seeing this, I want to make sure people know I put on your glasses.

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  It's totally fine, it'll look great on you. I have to bring up something that, that.

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  That's great, look great on you.

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  Uh. No, listen, you said Mario Kart. Yep. And it reminded me of a sketch that didn't make the episode that I was fortunate enough to host of SNL.

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  Which was a great episode.

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  It was a fun episode, but during the table read, Pete Davidson pitched this sketch, which was absolutely hilarious. It was, it was the same time that, um, Daft Punk was not being a band anymore, they broke up. And so his idea was. It was like the week of, they just announced, so like we're no longer. No longer robots. They take off their helmets and it's Mario and Luigi.

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  Mario and Luigi.

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  Which is very funny.

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  And you were.

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  Played by, I played Mario.

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  You played Mario.

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  And you were gonna be Luigi.

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  Oh.

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  I want to see this sketch, how can you guys do it as if it was gonna happen?

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  It's Luigi! Wow!

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  Wow, I forgot. So, you know, that sketch, I was like, damn it, I wish we had the chance to do it. There was one other one that.

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  Were you in the meeting like, I don't know, I kind of like that Mario one, I'd really like to be Mario.

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  I did mention that and they were like, that's great. Anyway, here's what we're doing.

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  Yes, sir.

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  Have you found that where there's been? And like, is there any sketches you can think of that you're like, this is gonna crush at the meeting? And then it was just like.

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  And then at the table read it. Oh, I've had so many. And you're just getting, but I guess I'm used to it now.

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  Right. You've said it. We were reading up some, some intel on you. And, and I think we remember this too. You definitely like, it's easy to remember, oh, that was a great show or that, that, that went really well. But the smallest thing, you're like, I cannot get over this hurdle.

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  Oh, yeah.

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  Have you had any like epic bombs where you're like, okay, this is, this is.

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  This has ruined, it's funny how.

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  Or it really hasn't, but in your mind it has.

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  I mean, I've definitely done something in the performance where I'm like, that's, I can never watch this. I'm awful. Like every once in a while I'll see, cause there's monitors, you know, those monitors up? And like, just to see where I am in the shot, every once in a while I'll look up and I'm like, no, it's just so terrible to not be in the scene and looking up into the sky. But, um, I mean, I've definitely had some severe, severe bombs, but luckily it usually happens at dress. So the world doesn't see it bomb. I mean, sometimes it can go to air and doesn't do as well.

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  We had this one, it was, I don't know, already it sounds terrible. I don't know if you're familiar with the Chilean soccer team in the seventies. Their plane crashed in the Alps and they had to eat each other. It was loosely inspired by that concept where we were on a, we were a dodgeball team that crashed in the Alps. And so I was lying on, oh, and Halsey was the guest host. Poor Halsey. She was a good sport about it, but it. Anyway, I was lying there and I was like free, I was going to die and I was like, please eat me.

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  Let me sustain you. It would make me happy. And they're like, but you're alive. And I'm like, do it anyway. They basically made a fake butt out of, out of chicken. So they were basically eating me while I was alive going, so how do I taste? Anyway.

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  That's hilarious.

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  I, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. The audience was like, no, thank you.

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  And was this in the dress?

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  This was in dress rehearsal.

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  Okay, so just playing for the listener, like you run a whole show, front to back.

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  At eight PM, yeah.

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  And then you essentially, I guess we've had the luck, the, the honor of being a part of a few of those dresses where then they're like, and we're cutting five sketches.

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  Yeah, they cut a few so you could work all, all week on something.

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  You're right. And you could, so that the best of can make them the show.

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  Yes, exactly.

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  So the butt, the chicken butt didn't make it.

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  No, no, no. Poor Halsey too. She was so nice about it, but I, I mean, I'm sure if I was hosting, I'd be like, yeah, I don't love the one where I eat this, this alive man. His ass made out of chicken, but it was so silent. And to this day, I vividly remember.

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  It's so funny.

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  But it's kind of fun to have like the terrible bombs.

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  You have to.

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  You really remember them. But if something starts bombing, you could believe in it all the way, all week. And then the second it starts bombing, you're like, I'm done.

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  Hey, Jonas is brought to you by Almond Breeze. It's time for some questions from the producers.

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  All right. Who started drinking almond breeze almond milk first?

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  Actually, I think that was you, Nick.

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  I think it was.

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  Yeah. You're like, you know, guys, I tried this almond breeze in my coffee today.

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  Changed the game for me. All right. Who's the most likely to finish the last carton of almond breeze and not replace it?

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  That's Kevin.

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  Kevin, of course.

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  Yeah.

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  That's someone else's job.

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  Take it, Kev.

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  What's the most random place you drank almond breeze?

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  The last time I visited the Empire State Building.

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  Ah, that's a random place for sure. I've noticed you guys really like almond breeze almond milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

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  Ooh, um, Kevin's, you know what? So I found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

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  Yeah, straight off the dome.

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  And he usually does it before show.

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  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

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  He needs it on stage.

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  Okay, last question. Why do you guys like almond breeze so much?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Oh, it just tastes great. It's a great alternative. It is great.

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  It's simply because it's really good.

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  True. Try almond breeze. Trust us. It's really good. You've probably heard that good things come in threes.

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  No, I've never heard that.

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  Kevin. Yeah, you have. You've got bacon, lettuce, tomato, rock, paper, scissors.

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  Joe, Nick, Kevin.

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  Yeah, and that is a good one.

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  Or because it's cold season, Kleenex lotion tissues.

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  There's no three in Kleenex tissues.

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  That's where you're wrong, Kev, my friend. Listen, Kleenex lotion tissues have three in one, skin-loving benefits. It protects hands, soothes and moisturizes your skin.

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  I never realized you were so into skincare, Joe.

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  Come on, who doesn't love to moisturize?

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  You've got a good point.

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  Oh, and don't forget to tell them about the three thick layers made with coconut oil and olive.

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  Wow, good things really do come in threes.

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  For whatever happens next, grab Kleenex. One of my favorite things also about SNL, and you are brilliant at this and so many amazing cast members. When something takes you out.

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  I love you guys, by the way.

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  We love you.

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  We love you.

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  When something takes you out of the, the show because something either really funny happens or a moment where somebody catches you off guard and everyone's just laughing. And you cannot, you cannot contain keeping it. Do you have any memories of like somebody that you were like, I just, you could not keep it together?

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  Keenan usually always, something about Keenan.

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  I mean, the BBs and Butt Head episode.

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  That one.

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  Iconic.

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  That was like the greatest things ever. When Gosling always hosts, it always feels like, feels like the popular kid at school was hanging out with you. And I'm like, I'm hanging out with Ryan all week. I'm hanging out with Ryan. Comes into your life for a week and then.

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  I feel that way too.

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  Oh, my God. It just, it's so fun. And it's just this heightened.

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  Did you know in the dress that that sketch was gonna crush like it, it didn't?

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  I mean, whenever Ryan's there, it's always, he's, he's always on the verge. He's always like, you can tell when he starts to go. And Heidi was laughing, but.

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  Had she not seen you before, like what was?

• 17:55Speaker 01

  She saw me and she laughed at dress, but the look changed a little bit. We like fixed the wig so I had more of the butt head. Like it's all that mouth, like.

• 18:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  It's this weird, easy to put in. It's this little apparatus that just is so much fake gum. It's just so weird how much it changes.

• 18:15Speaker 00

  Incredible.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Your face. And so she saw it and she said, I look like something not human, like uncanny valley. And she just.

• 18:23Speaker 00

  They're so brilliant.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Lost her mind.

• 18:24Speaker 00

  My favorite kind of comedy too, it's just where sometimes just sitting there in silence makes everyone break it and just they can't help themselves. It's so fun.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  I mean, sometimes those two will happen on silent moments or something goes, something goes wrong that only we know about. And it, once it starts, it's really hard to like dial it back, but.

• 18:46Speaker 00

  So good.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Since you guys are working so hard all week, like what do you do to kind of like take a break? Like what are your hobbies? Like what do you get into during the week to kind of like get your mind out of it for a little bit?

• 18:56Speaker 01

  I mean, I do play, we were talking about video games earlier. I do enjoy video games a lot.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Joe is a video gamer before the show.

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Really?

• 19:03Speaker 02

  It helps him like, I think it's part of his process.

• 19:05Speaker 00

  Xbox.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 19:09Speaker 00

  I love playing with my PS5 friends. Um, but I'm like, I, for, before it's a show, there's like so much chaos and I'm, I'm sure you can relate. Obviously like, there's nothing like the halls of SNL. It's just like.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  Insane.

• 19:22Speaker 00

  I mean, just in that, and actually I should say in that entire building, but it's just.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  And you'll just walk around and see.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  It's crazy.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  All these famous people just hanging out.

• 19:30Speaker 00

  Hanging out in the hallways. You're like, oh, hi, hi, Meryl Streep. Like, well, you're on the show today? It's like just hanging out.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  That's right. You guys were at the 50th. You got, that was insane.

• 19:39Speaker 00

  Crazy. And I was.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Joe, Nick was there.

• 19:42Speaker 00

  I had VR goggles and I watched it.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  You guys all weren't there?

• 19:46Speaker 00

  No, just Nick. We were all invited, but we.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  You're like, hey, um, just me. Sorry, guys. Um, I'm gonna try to get you passes.

• 19:54Speaker 00

  Nick called and he was like, no, no, Joe and Kevin are, they're on the line. You're unavailable.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  They're unavailable.

• 19:59Speaker 00

  That was the craziest night of, I think of my life, though.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  It was.

• 20:02Speaker 00

  Many famous people in one room. It was completely insane.

• 20:05Speaker 01

  It was ridiculous.

• 20:06Speaker 00

  It was like, man, this is like the, the plot of a movie. Remember that show Designated Survivor?

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, where everyone.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  If something happened.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  All of the entertainment industry.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  There's no one left, except me and Joe.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  It's you guys.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  We're here to help you all.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  We will carry entertainment on our backs.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  TV.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  Film.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  Tom Holland, Spider-Man, I got you.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  So you want to be Spider-Man? I guess I'll be Iron Man.

• 20:30Speaker 00

  Well, now Iron Man can also be Dr. Doom, so.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  Oh, you're right.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  We've now learned that they can just keep doing it all, which is pretty amazing.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  I know, right?

• 20:39Speaker 02

  Marvel fan?

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've, I've definitely caught up. We just saw Spider-Man.

• 20:43Speaker 00

  I was gonna say, your 14 year old was into the new Spider-Man?

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, he liked it.

• 20:47Speaker 00

  We're a big Holland podcast. Talk about Tom Holland a lot.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  I love that, man.

• 20:51Speaker 00

  We didn't really mean to, but we said, this is our second, third time we brought it up.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Probably fourth.

• 20:55Speaker 00

  He's not gonna call us back.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  I, I just want to hang out with him and Zendaya.

• 20:59Speaker 00

  Well, yeah.

• 20:59Speaker 01

  Right?

• 21:00Speaker 00

  He's probably gonna be hosting this anytime soon.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  I don't know. I saw, I don't know if he'll host. I hope he does.

• 21:07Speaker 00

  Well, he's rich rich now.

• 21:09Speaker 02

  Dude, where's the money sound effect?

• 21:12Speaker 00

  Hold on. He's rich rich now. There it is.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Oh, I wish you accidentally played me going, I am wet. I'm so wet.

• 21:21Speaker 00

  Uh, question, because I was reading about this and I thought it was very interesting and similar reason why I got into music. The kind of comedy, tell me if I'm wrong here, but like because you had a crush, you, you started doing some comedy, correct?

• 21:37Speaker 01

  That was my.

• 21:38Speaker 00

  Your interest, entrance.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  That was kind of my only, um, skill set to try and attract girl. You guys are like, interesting. Girls didn't throw themselves at you? What's that like? I'm so fascinated. Really? Really? Really?

• 21:53Speaker 01

  But yeah, so I would just do stoop in like quote, I guess, you know, when you're a kid, you're like comedy, you just kind of quote other funny things you see on TV or whatnot. You can do it really well. So that was kind of the vibe. The Pepsi commercial thing, you know? Which one? What's up? Oh, yeah. Like that was the thing. Bud Light. Bud Light. Bud Light. But this is like back in the day, so I was quoting like old, like Full House.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  I will say that was kind of how I got into music, to be honest, like Nick was doing-

• 22:25Speaker 01

  The ladies?

• 22:26Speaker 00

  The ladies. Was Nick, Nick was, Nick was doing musical theater, he was on Broadway, and I brought my school crush to watch him, and she was like, that was incredible, like, how does he do it? And the next day, I was like-

• 22:37Speaker 01

  I do it too.

• 22:38Speaker 00

  I was like, Mom and Dad, I actually think I want to get into musical theater. Can I do that audition thing?

• 22:41Speaker 01

  I actually really want to do that.

• 22:42Speaker 00

  I was like, I've been wanting to do it for years.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  Thank God you brought her. The whole time, you're like, I can do that, it's actually really easy.

• 22:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, like that backward handoff, like it's nothing, nothing like it.

• 22:49Speaker 01

  What show was it?

• 22:50Speaker 00

  It was, I think he was Chip in Beauty and the Beast.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Chip the teacup. Chip? You were on Broadway doing Chip in Beauty and the Beast?

• 22:57Speaker 00

  And my crush was like, damn.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  You're like, Chip's kind of- Look at that chip. He looks kind of dorky in that cup costume.

• 23:04Speaker 00

  My head, just his head.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  He's got a really hot head.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  He could never handle the beast, I mean Chip, I guess. Does Chip sing in it?

• 23:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, Chip has, not a full song, he just contributes to a few. He pops in and out.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  He sings along with, "Till as old as time."

• 23:20Speaker 00

  Right?

• 23:21Speaker 01

  The big line is mama, like, okay mama? It's be our guest.

• 23:25Speaker 00

  He's got a line in Be Our Guest. Also, the-

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Try the gray stuff, it's delicious. Delicious, don't believe me, ask the dishes. They can sing, they can dance, that's incredible that you were on Broadway as a child, I did not know this. He did like four shows before 11. Dang. Yeah. And so you would just go like every night to Broadway and go be in a show?

• 23:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, we lived in New Jersey and I would get in the car with the parents and they would drive me-

• 23:47Speaker 01

  Would you go to school during the day?

• 23:48Speaker 00

  I would go to school during the day, except for Wednesdays, because you have two shows, they would let me miss school on Wednesdays and have to make up the work.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  You were like the kid, you know, there's always a liar in your class who's like, I'm on Broadway. It's like, yeah, right, you were the kid who was actually on Broadway.

• 24:02Speaker 00

  That was something that happened a lot, it's like, no, you're not.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:06Speaker 00

  Trying to prove, like, how much do you get paid? I'm like, I'm not going to answer this question.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  I remember there was a kid-

• 24:11Speaker 00

  Finally.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  There was a kid at our school who was like, my dad invented The Simpsons. And we're like, no, he didn't. It's just the lies.

• 24:20Speaker 00

  Although, if you throw a lie that wild out, it's like, it's either gotta be true-

• 24:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:25Speaker 00

  Or like, it's totally not.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  And this was back in the day when you couldn't Google.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  You couldn't chat.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  You're just like, no. Alright.

• 24:33Speaker 00

  Alright, cool, congrats.

• 24:34Speaker 01

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• 24:59Speaker 02

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• 25:00Speaker 01

  Hey Jonas is brought to you by Almond Breeze, it's time for some questions from the producers. Alright, who started drinking Almond Breeze almond milk first?

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Actually, I think that was you, Nick.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  I think it was.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, you know, guys, I tried this almond breeze in my coffee today.

• 25:13Speaker 01

  Changed the game for me.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  It was great.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  Alright, who's the most likely to finish the last carton of almond breeze and not replace it? That's Kevin. Kevin, of course. Yeah. That's someone else's job. Take it, Kev. What's the most random place you drank almond breeze?

• 25:25Speaker 00

  The last time I visited the Empire State Building.

• 25:27Speaker 01

  Ah, that's a random place for sure. I've noticed you guys really like almond breeze almond milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it? Ooh.

• 25:35Speaker 00

  Kevin's, you know what, I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, just straight up to dump.

• 25:42Speaker 00

  And he usually does it before show.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

• 25:46Speaker 00

  He needs it on stage.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Okay, last question, why do you guys like almond breeze so much?

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Well, it just tastes great, it's a great alternative.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  It is great.

• 25:53Speaker 00

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• 26:34Speaker 00

  In addition to SNL, is it cake, obviously?

• 26:38Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:39Speaker 00

  Massive.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Now, you know what this show is and you're not Tiny Children? Oh, I guess you have Tiny Children.

• 26:44Speaker 00

  It's like the most fun ever.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  I'm surprised you haven't figured out that all these cameras are cake yet. That would be fantastic.

• 26:51Speaker 00

  And this is a fake podcast, and we're going to cut the cake, we're going to cut a knife for this whole wall.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  MSG is made of cake?

• 26:57Speaker 00

  We've been working on this for years, you're a fraud.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Finally, he came for our cake thing. What? You guys want to make MSG out of cake for a podcast with Mikey Day? Yeah, it's worth it.

• 27:12Speaker 00

  Who's paying for it? Elfster.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Elfster. Elfster. Gifts now.

• 27:19Speaker 02

  Season one of that show was incredible, like, I was so sucked in, and then I, we've watched all the-

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Then season two, I hated.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  No, see, all of us.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  The plot was crazy as well. But season one was like, this is, I can't believe this is a show.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  And but it was so, like, captivating. I was so obsessed.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  It is weirdly, even if you have no interest in it, or you think the concept is inherently dumb, you, if you see four objects and one is cake, you're like, well, I gotta try it.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  That's actually my feel-good thing at night, no matter what, like, if I need to like chill out, I need to watch a cooking show or a baking show.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 27:54Speaker 00

  Let me ask you a question, what happens with all the cake?

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Like, who eats all the cake?

• 27:58Speaker 01

  We jump into the ocean, no, I don't.

• 28:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  They give it away a lot, yeah, and then obviously crew and stuff, and a lot of the judges want to take some home, and then I think they, um, I've never seen the process, but I remember at some point being like, we generate, people are making gym bags out of cake here, what are we doing with all of it? I think they give it to where it would be needed.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  You know how like people make beautiful cakes, but they taste horrible? Are these cakes also like really, really good tasting as well?

• 28:30Speaker 01

  Um, yes, they have to be good because-

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Part of the distinction is they have the taste, yeah, of course.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  So, but they are really good.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  It's not like, I would think they taste like glue and stuff and glitter.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  That's what I mean, it's like, they're so ornate, like, you would think that the process of the decorations was way more than-

• 28:45Speaker 01

  There's definitely parts of it that's like, oh, that's just pure fondant. They're always like, that's all fondant, so make sure to get it right in the middle, but the cake itself is really good.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  We actually have a cake test.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  No way.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  If you're down to try, yeah.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  Are you kidding me? You guys are all so excited.

• 29:00Speaker 00

  It's not necessarily-

• 29:01Speaker 01

  What is-

• 29:02Speaker 00

  Is it cake?

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Hmm, I think that's a cake.

• 29:04Speaker 00

  It's all cake, but it's five of the best, apparently, best cakes in New York City.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Alright, well, we're gonna have to make some room.

• 29:10Speaker 00

  And we can't, you can't leave until we eat them all.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  I can't believe you guys are going on stage in how, how long? You guys are so chill right now.

• 29:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're 14 years old, we eat only cake.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  You should probably the same way before you do your show, right? Like, isn't it like, you're in it, you've been doing it, it's just part of the process?

• 29:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, that is true, that's very true.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Dude, I am very excited to be eating cake with the Jonas Brothers. I have the list of cakes here in front of us.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Sick.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  And we're going to taste test, and we're going to pick, because everyone knows, we are the best people at judging cakes in New York, that we're well-known for that. Um, the blue Hey Jonas cake, that is from Buttercup Bake Shop.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Ooh, hello Buttercup.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Thank you, sir. Um, the B Day cake that says, Hey Mikey.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Look at that, dude.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Yep, that one is from New York Bakery and Desserts, burning up strawberry, Mia's Brooklyn, welcome to NYC, Magnolia, Nick's, the Little Cupcake Bakery.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  I'm eating cake with the Jonas Brothers.

• 30:03Speaker 01

  I am very happy to be here, I just want to say this, in the middle of the cake thing, and you guys are very talented, and I'm excited to be here, so, and I wanted to make sure I said that. Let's eat on camera.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  We did an entire, actually, you know what, we did, we did an entire press tour for-

• 30:21Speaker 00

  There was a song called Waffle House, and everyone assumed we wanted to eat waffles.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  on camera all the time. Okay, so that one, I'm gonna say

• 30:26Speaker 00

  That's, that's good.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  No, good, but that one's my favorite so far with the cookies on top.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  Oh, we're going.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  You already had that?

• 30:31Speaker 02

  You've already moved on?

• 30:32Speaker 01

  I moved on, bro.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  I'm taking bites, you know? I gotta say, the Hey Jonas cake is, is my favorite.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, Buttercup.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  It's kind of like a classic, it reminds me of a cake you get

• 30:40Speaker 02

  That's fire.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  when you're a kid at like a birthday party.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  It's the one that kind of hurts your teeth because it's so sweet. It's awesome.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  You're good on cake.

• 30:46Speaker 00

  I'm good on cake, yeah.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say I'm good on cake. that's goaded. Look at this, look at this classy guy over here. I'm good on cake. Here's my vote. One, two, three, four, five.

• 30:57Speaker 00

  I agree with your sentiment.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  Wait, you said one?

• 31:01Speaker 02

  Buttercup?

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Two, three, four, and five.

• 31:04Speaker 00

  I like it the most because it has her name on it.

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, partially.

• 31:07Speaker 00

  But this one has mine.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's gotta be your favorite.

• 31:14Speaker 00

  I'm eating cake. You're like, keep eating. Keep eating.

• 31:19Speaker 00

  How was it? They made me eat cake.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  I like it.

• 31:23Speaker 00

  Eating.

• 31:24Speaker 01

  All of our guests on the pod, we ask that they pull a question from our question bowl. It has random questions, nothing related to us or any of us in this room or anyone outside of this room. But just random questions, if you don't mind, pull one, answer it, and we can join you.

• 31:37Speaker 00

  Look, we always explain this like it's complicated.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  I don't know, some people are like, we'll ask.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  It's just a bowl with questions.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  You're right. Describe your first sexual experience. Describe it in detail and include the name of the person. That is way too.

• 31:57Speaker 01

  What is? Kevin wrote it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, it does say, love Kevin, please underline, please is underline eight times, be detailed. And don't say my name.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Wake up, daddy, show him.

• 32:11Speaker 01

  It's so fun, isn't it? What? I love it here already. And then, in like a few minutes, you guys are gonna kick me out and I'm gonna leave. I was in your orbit and it was magical, and then you're gonna kick me out. What is a completely normal sound that drives you insane? That's good, that's a good question. Is this for all of us? I will. It's more so for all of you.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Then we'll rebut it.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  You start. I guess it's, and I think this is maybe baked in from when I was a kid. My mom would yell my name, but when my wife is downstairs and our son Abbott is upstairs. He's like, Abbott! And there's a specific Tone. timbre and tone.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  And it kind of reminds me of my mom being like, my God! Right, it's all brought back to. Yeah, so maybe that. Yeah. That's a good one, that's a great, that's Nothing against my wife or her needing to alert our son upstairs when she does it. I think it's just kind of Understood. An evolutionary thing. I'm gonna go with, for myself, a turn signal. In a backseat of a car. In a car? Because not, it's more the length when you're like, it's like, you're like, somebody, you, some, thank you, I'm fell seen. And I'm like four, five, four cars back to take, take a left. And I'm just like, maybe you're in the backseat of a car, you're not the one in control. Because I would just turn it off after, I'd be like, alright, I don't really need to have

• 33:32Speaker 02

  So you're being driven in this car.

• 33:33Speaker 01

  Being driven and somebody clicks it early, and now it's just like, it's on for a while.

• 33:37Speaker 00

  Mine would be, some people answer the phone by going

• 33:44Speaker 02

  We know who that is.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  Before a hello or just?

• 33:48Speaker 00

  Hello. I'm like, waiting, waiting, waiting, I hear the I'm like

• 33:52Speaker 01

  You're like

• 33:52Speaker 00

  Ew. Hey. I'm like Skip that part.

• 33:56Speaker 01

  So a, so a throat clear?

• 33:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Clear.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  Gotcha.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  Okay. Alright, well, there's no judgment here.

• 34:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. Kev is like the sound of the lamb screaming at night, what?

• 34:09Speaker 02

  You know that

• 34:10Speaker 00

  My thoughts.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  You know that time when you're like perfectly asleep? And the air conditioning turns on in a low hum and it just

• 34:22Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm with you.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  When it just And it wakes you up out of that thing.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  You just hear it like it turns out like

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it like, it like triggers just more than it should.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel that.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Especially in hotel rooms that you're not used to it and it's more jarring than not.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  Are you a light sleeper?

• 34:39Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's gonna take a lot more to wake me up than a low hum.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, Nick becomes like a vampire in a coffin.

• 34:46Speaker 00

  Literally.

• 34:50Speaker 01

  Did you guys sleep? I just imagine you guys all slept in the same room on three tiered bunk beds.

• 34:57Speaker 00

  We did for a while.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  We actually did for a bit.

• 34:59Speaker 01

  And we, really? And you guys got up, you sang Good morning with harmony and everything.

• 35:05Speaker 00

  Good morning, mom.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Good morning, mom.

• 35:09Speaker 00

  Are the five cakes ready for breakfast yet?

• 35:12Speaker 01

  This is actually our, this is our meal plan.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Well, actually Disney did think that, and then they wrote a show about us doing that and living in a firehouse. And then we'd just ride a fire pole down for breakfast every morning.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  This is your life?

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. This is you now.

• 35:23Speaker 00

  This is your life.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  And people sometimes come up to us on the street and they'll say hi to us. And they're like, oh, where's your brother? It's like, we're all grown men and live in different states. Like, we don't see each other all the time.

• 35:33Speaker 00

  Then we go, phew, they almost figured us out.

• 35:37Speaker 00

  They know the truth.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  We do live in that firehouse.

• 35:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  I bet people encounter all three of you in the real world, just hanging out.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  Sometimes, yesterday.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Are they just like, yeah, that makes sense, you guys are always together?

• 35:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, sometimes, yesterday.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  It's like, oh yeah, of course.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course.

• 35:51Speaker 00

  They're always in matching tracks, they're always in matching tracksuits.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Now, guys, I started for a second forgetting that I wore these and

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Dude, I'm wearing Nick's glasses.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  It's super red, and I was like, I need to see a doctor. I was like, I've eaten too much cake, everything's red, I feel crazy.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  And then I remembered

• 36:07Speaker 00

  It's red, man.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  I was like, whoa.

• 36:09Speaker 01

  What, what were

• 36:10Speaker 00

  You should not reference these cakes.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  You know?

• 36:13Speaker 01

  Yo, I'm high or I'm dying.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, um, yeah, so doc, everything is currently red and

• 36:19Speaker 01

  That would be fantastic if it got really serious.

• 36:21Speaker 00

  What have you been doing? Well, I ate five cakes and then

• 36:24Speaker 01

  I would love if I was telling a very serious story and you were just in those nodding. Man, I'm so sorry about that. I'm so sorry I had to deal with that. Forgetting those glasses.

• 36:34Speaker 00

  Let's pitch that to SNL. That's our, that's our Something, some things on my face.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  When you guys host, you guys should host all together.

• 36:42Speaker 00

  I know, we want, we're, I don't think there's, well, there, there have been, I think, at least two group hosts. But it hasn't happened in a very, very long time.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  See, that would be fun. Make history yet again.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  And?

• 36:56Speaker 00

  And?

• 36:56Speaker 01

  Host. And you guys will go, alright, stick around, we're here. So stick around, we'll be right back.

• 37:01Speaker 00

  And stick around, we're here. Because you had fun, right? I had the best time. It's high pressure, for sure.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  But if you were nervous, did not see it at all.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, you crushed. I was there, I had fun.

• 37:12Speaker 00

  Before you walk out, that, that door opens and you're like, this, this is real.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  This is, and you were doing music, that's a lot, because you have no time.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  And it was during COVID, so the testing was insane, they were doing like

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Oh my God, way to go to that room.

• 37:24Speaker 00

  I just want to say one other thing that I, I had the, the best time with, with you and Kyle.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  Oh my God, the Bachelor party thing.

• 37:32Speaker 00

  The Bachelor party was so good. And then also the sketch about the guy from

• 37:34Speaker 01

  Oh my God, with Cuck?

• 37:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:36Speaker 01

  Kyle playing Cuck?

• 37:38Speaker 02

  So glad Worlds of Fun reopen, like, I thought they were gonna have to cancel our junior year trip.

• 37:43Speaker 01

  Dude, I still can't believe you won the stuffed guy from Seoul.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  I know, I've like never won the ring toss.

• 37:49Speaker 00

  The guy from Seoul?

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Yes. The guy from Seoul.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  It's the best.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  That Heidi had in her dressing room for years.

• 37:57Speaker 00

  Really?

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, just chilling on the couch is that dude from Seoul.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  The whole idea was that we're a bunch of kind of teens at a theme park who want to couple up. And you know, there's like seven of us, and then it comes to Kyle at the end. We're all like, guy and girl saying, we should probably ride together, making up excuses. And it goes to him, he's like, I think maybe like I could ride with somebody.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 38:16Speaker 00

  And he's just holding a giant stuffed version of the guy from Seoul.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  And they keep being like, you, he goes, I rode, I rode with the guy from Seoul on the last three rides.

• 38:24Speaker 00

  So good.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  No, you can do it again.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  And the guy from Seoul is just over and over again, it's so good.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  Heidi was going, wrote a sequel, right? That Paul Rudd, it was a Paul Rudd show, a Christmas show, and it, we never did it because that is when we had to shut down for like a spike in COVID. It wasn't the original COVID, it was like

• 38:50Speaker 00

  He talked about that

• 38:51Speaker 02

  Omnicrom.

• 38:52Speaker 00

  on the pod.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Oh, he did?

• 38:53Speaker 00

  Put it together, yeah, it was a crazy story.

• 38:55Speaker 01

  I thought I was giving you an exclusive and you've already heard it. I'm just gonna eat nine cakes.

• 39:01Speaker 00

  Bring in another cake. Give me another question.

• 39:06Speaker 00

  This is the sixth best cake in New York.

• 39:08Speaker 01

  I'm gonna add

• 39:09Speaker 00

  Now we're going by borough.

• 39:10Speaker 01

  What if you just kept bringing it in? I was like, I'm so full.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  That's the bit. We just keep bringing cakes, but they're like, okay. Six days later.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  That would be

• 39:18Speaker 00

  Now?

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Brooklyn! None, you guys never are like, you, you stay in it, you're like, alright, more cakes.

• 39:23Speaker 00

  You know what, bud? Answer questions, eat cakes, come on. We got a lot more questions, a lot more cakes.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Aye, aye, aye. I'll bring you back for that one.

• 39:32Speaker 00

  Thank you so much for coming.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  We appreciate you coming.

• 39:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, you guys are

• 39:34Speaker 01

  With the eating of the cakes and the questions. Of course, you guys are always the best when you come to the show, so it'd be fun. I, I think we'd have a lot of fun if you guys hosted.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  Do that. It's a lot of pressure though, it's, you're right, I don't know, I might crack.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  But you'd, but if you all came together, you'd kind of have each other to lean on.

• 39:50Speaker 00

  Oh yeah.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  It would give each other maybe some breaks too, because then you don't have to do everything.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly. I mean, you guys, hopefully you guys would be in everything, but some, some of you would take the lead in certain sketches.

• 40:02Speaker 00

  You could, we could break it up a little bit.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  And then if you don't like one, I don't like that, it's not funny. Nick, you do it.

• 40:07Speaker 00

  No, I think you'd be, you'd do this

• 40:09Speaker 01

  You would be hilarious.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Crush this one. I think this is more Nick than Kevin for sure.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Both of you don't want to do it? Nah, but it's, it's yours. It's yours. Well, we appreciate you.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Thank you so much for taking the time.

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Thank you guys for having me.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  We'll send you a tracksuit next week.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, you guys are so easy to hang out with. I really feel like I'm your friend now.

• 40:25Speaker 00

  You are, you are, you're in it now. Thank you so much. I'm their friend. I'm wearing Nick's glasses.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Mikey Day, fantastic.

• 40:34Speaker 00

  What a great guy. He's hilarious.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  I didn't mean to hit it, I'm sorry, I did not mean to hit that. I was trying to go scroll back. Trying to scroll back. That was so fun, Mikey Day's so fun. We ate cakes with Mikey Day. And, um, what a guy.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  So good.

• 40:48Speaker 01

  I feel like there's gotta be a lot of pressure on comedians when they come on anything, like

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Should be funny. You're like one of those funny guys, so like, you gotta be funny.

• 40:55Speaker 01

  Which, which I never want him to, you know, anyone to feel like the pressure of that.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  For us funny people, it's, it's, it's a challenge.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  We feel seen, we feel seen, like, oh, we get it.

• 41:03Speaker 00

  You just relax, we'll take care of the comedy.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  You'll get the comedy on lock. Um, alright, we said at the beginning of the pod that we were to leave you with a clip of Listen When Sad, and we're gonna do just that right now. Enjoy it and, uh, thank you for always being such wonderful

• 41:16Speaker 01

  We love you.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  people.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Bye.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Bye-bye.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  Bye-bye.

• 41:19Speaker 00

  Bye-bye.

• 41:20Speaker 01

  Bye-bye.

• 41:20Speaker 00

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