Good Luck Charms | And Jordan North Gets A RIGHT TELLING OFF

Do you have any weird good luck habits? Jordan North and William Hanson dive into the G&Diva's most bizarre and wonderful good luck charms, from questionable rituals to full-blown superstitions. Turns out, Jordan has a few VERY strange northern traditions of his own. Who knew Lancashire was so superstitious?! Plus, Jordan gets a proper dressing down from a G&Diva who thinks he's absolutely MENTAL, and William gives us a masterclass in the art of fancy letter-writing equipment. Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  What butter are you eating there?

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  Cheese and pickle.

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  Cheese and pickle? Did you make that from home?

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  I did. We record. Here's a peek behind the curtain. Hi, guys. 12 till 3 every Thursday. So if I don't get my lunch, I'm a frail wreck by the end of the recording session. It's hard being in this chair.

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  Poor... You sound like a proper presenter now.

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  Yeah, complaining about something that does not actually...

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  If I was a proper presenter, then I would have got someone else to make me a sandwich. So...

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  Who's made... No one's ever made me a butter. I bring in mine every week from... I think it gets from downstairs from M&S.

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  Yeah. Okay, everyone. Right, let's just crash on.

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  Cheese and pickle.

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  Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in and how our advice is going down with you, our Jean Davis.

• 2:04Speaker 00

  What are you up to this weekend?

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  Oh, doodle doodle doo. I'm going out on Friday, but I've not decided if I'm going out. I'm playing paddle on Friday.

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  Right. Sorry, you're going out... I'm going out on Friday, but I haven't decided if I'm going out.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Meant to be going out, but I might cancel. But I'm definitely playing paddle. Then I will be spending the rest of the weekend finishing the debut novel of William Hanson.

• 2:26Speaker 00

  William who?

• 2:27Speaker 02

  Hanson.

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  That's your pen name.

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  Yeah.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  A Fatal Forking.

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  Oh, bless you. You've actually started to read it.

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  I am loving it and I really hope to hear more from Maximus Glade.

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  Glide.

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  Is it Maximus?

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  Yes, it is. You got that right. Glide.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Is it Maxwell?

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  No, it's Maximus.

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  Maximus Glide.

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  Yes.

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  The main character. I think he's brilliant.

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  Where are you up to? Has the murder happened?

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  Yes.

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  Spoilers?

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Well, it's a murder mystery.

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  It's in the first chapter. The first chapter. Well, it is and it's not.

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  A Fatal Forking. I'm actually loving it and I really hope to hear more from Maximus Glide.

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  Have you got...

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  Glade or Glide?

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  Glide.

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  Glade's the air freshener, isn't it?

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  Yes, I have not named my protagonist after an air freshener.

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  Maximus Glide.

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  Yeah.

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  Glide.

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  Glide.

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  Yeah.

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  Okay.

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  I love the family, Tax Haven, what they're called.

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  The Income Tax Haven.

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  The Income Tax Haven. It's really good, you know?

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  The Grand Duke and Duchess.

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  I'm having it after you.

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  When's it coming out?

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  May.

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  No, you know, this will be like original Harry Potter's when he's...

• 3:29Speaker 00

  Well, it's a...

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Croaking American, I mean, a... Tent in Burnley. I can sell that.

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  Pension that.

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  Once again, propping up your life.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  Bitch, please.

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  Shut up.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  How's your weekend going? What are you doing?

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  What am I doing? Mike and I going out for a nice dinner because it's the last... Because I don't get my evening.

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  Just you two?

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  Yeah.

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  Bloody hell. No solo theatre types?

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  No.

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  No twinks?

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  No.

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  No?

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  Just my husband.

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  Just you and... Oh, God.

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  Yeah.

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  What will you talk about?

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  We'll talk about lots.

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  Have you seen that League of Gentlemen clip?

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  No.

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  No, no, no, they go out, they'll be a bit like that. They just talk to the waiter all night. Oh, well, good.

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  Yeah, no, because obviously I'm going back into the show and thus I won't... You know, I'll be out six nights a week, so...

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  What... Where are you going to go?

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  Somewhere in London.

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  Is it that new place at Temple that everyone's going to?

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  Oh, I've been there. No.

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  Have you?

• 4:26Speaker 00

  It's very nice, but no. Now, I can't remember where we've booked. We did another little dinner a few weeks ago as well.

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  Did you ever do Pizza Hut buffet?

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  No.

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  I'd love for them to do that.

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  I've reviewed Pizza Hut recently on my... Actually, no, then, yes, I have.

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  Yeah, you did. I was going to say...

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  I'm not sure it was the full buffet.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Got me through uni, that Pizza Hut buffet. It's class, isn't it?

• 4:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, everything's very sweet there.

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  No, it's great.

• 4:49Speaker 00

  The pizza was sweet, the salad was sweet, the ice cream was unbelievable.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Oh, the ice cream when you were a kid with M&M's.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Always broken. My one was Stevenage Pizza Hut, always broken.

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  Saint Hevinage.

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  Exactly.

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  Steven, is that the one you went to? Oh, we had a Terry Barnes in Wigan. I've talked about that.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  What's a Terry Barnes?

• 5:10Speaker 02

  I've talked about Terry Barnes before on the podcast. It's a place in Wigan. We used to drive from Preston to Wigan.

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  Yeah.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Right, and it was a world buffet. All you could eat. Oh, it was... For an 18-year-old, it was like, well, like when kids walk into Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Come with me.

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  And you'll see.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Every bit of world food. Curry, Mexican, British, American, Irish, curry, Mexican. Oh, it was great. It was really good.

• 5:40Speaker 00

  Lovely. Sounds very authentic.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Also, since I feel your pain, I've been asking for filter coffees to do your exam and experiment. No one does them.

• 5:51Speaker 00

  No, no. Oh, sorry, we're out. It's like, why are you advertising it then? What is the... It's false advertising. I think I could sue.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  But I won't. We've got... We're going to have a bit... Talking of a fun bit of fun, we're going to do a game now. We're a couple of game boys and a few weeks ago, you enlightened us with the fact that Los Angeles and Spain share the same climate.

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  Was that right or not? Yeah, see? There you go.

• 6:16Speaker 00

  So the same...

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Very similar climates to do with...

• 6:19Speaker 00

  Well, this game is going to be right up your street.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  So all new flat earth.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  To do with what?

• 6:24Speaker 02

  The circumference. Don't tell me. I'm going to tell you now. It's to do with equator.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Right.

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  Equator, barely know it.

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  I thought you did media studies at university, not geography.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  That hurt.

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  Sorry, sorry.

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  Well, you did science, not where it got you.

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  Biology.

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  You knob.

• 6:45Speaker 00

  All right, boys. Anyway, the sexy team have put together a game for us to test our knowledge.

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  He's laughing just so everyone goes, don't blame you, everyone.

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  He's crying.

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  We're going to test our knowledge of European and American climates. Here is how it works. We each have a map of North America in front of us. Get our maps out for the lads. And producer Ben is going to give us a location starting in Europe. And we then have to guess which American city shares the most similar climate.

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  Okay.

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  The closest city to the correct answer wins.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  All right.

• 7:16Speaker 00

  So producer Ben, could you give us our first European location?

• 7:22Speaker 03

  So which North American city is most similar in climate to Burnley? You've got a map in front of you to help with the names of the cities.

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  Well, I'm going to narrow it down. It's not Miami.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  I wouldn't say it's Seattle because it's really cold up there.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  No, no, no. Like, all winters, I'm just saying this, all winters are pretty mild compared to some American cities.

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  I'm going to say Portland.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  I'm going to say Indianapolis.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  Okay, so we've got Portland from William, Indianapolis from Jordan.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  That's what we've both said.

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  You're both wrong.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Okay, what is it?

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Unfortunately for Jordan, the correct answer is Seattle.

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  There we go.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Seattle!

• 8:11Speaker 00

  To be fair, I was going to go with Seattle, but you were so... You so put me off. I thought, well, I'll go for the next one down, which is Portland.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Because some, like, it is cold in Burnley, but some American cities, like, it's minus 10 for most of the winters.

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  I mean, Chicago's minus 30.

• 8:25Speaker 03

  Let's all take this with a pinch of salt. This is just a bit of fun.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  Chicago's bloody freezing.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  Do you want to know who was closer to get the point?

• 8:33Speaker 00

  Me?

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Yes. William, Portland is 174 miles away. So that's pretty close. I think 174 miles is very impressive.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  How does he get a point for being close?

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  The closest answer wins.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Indianapolis is 2,232 miles away. That's rubbish.

• 8:48Speaker 00

  Okay, let's give us another one.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Next up, I'm going to go with Monaco.

• 8:52Speaker 00

  Oh, Monaco. I'm going to say...

• 8:59Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Hmm.

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  I'm gonna let you go first this time.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  So there's Washington State and Washington DC. What's Washington, what state's Washington DC in?

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  Well, a terrible state at the moment. Um, thank you.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  What state's Washington DC in?

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  Uh, it's, it's not a state, it's a district of Columbia.

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  Oh.

• 9:20Speaker 00

  DC.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  How long's the flight from Washington DC to New York then?

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  Oh, you take the train.

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  Oh, can you?

• 9:25Speaker 00

  I think you can fly, but just take the train, it's two, two hour, two and a half hour.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 9:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  I didn't know that.

• 9:30Speaker 00

  Hmm, it's a very nice train route as well.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, I'm gonna go for Colorado Springs.

• 9:37Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go for Austin.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  The correct answer is neither of those.

• 9:44Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  It's Santa Barbara, California.

• 9:47Speaker 00

  Santa Barbara, California.

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  Um.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Where's that?

• 9:51Speaker 03

  And the closest is bottom left.

• 9:55Speaker 00

  No, it's not on our, it's not on our list.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  So.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  The close, the.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Game's flawed, Ben.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Which is in Los Angeles.

• 10:03Speaker 00

  All right, okay, well, we were very, oh, okay, fine, we were very, very far away. But who was closer?

• 10:08Speaker 03

  So.

• 10:09Speaker 00

  Colorado, he said Colorado Springs, so him.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Colorado Springs is closer, it's 815 miles away.

• 10:14Speaker 00

  Oh, it's neck and neck.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  One, one going into the final round.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Right, come on then, Ben, with a bit of enthusiasm, next one, please.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Final city.

• 10:22Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Is Milan.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:25Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  Which North American city is most similar in climates to Milan?

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Austin, I'm gonna say Austin.

• 10:32Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Oh, a repeat on Austin.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Oh, did I say Austin last time? No, I'll go for Austin.

• 10:36Speaker 00

  I might say San Diego.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was gonna go for that.

• 10:39Speaker 00

  Well, you didn't, you went for Austin.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  I'm afraid you're both wrong.

• 10:43Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  And you're both on the wrong side of the country, because the answer is New York, New York.

• 10:49Speaker 00

  New York.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  It's got the same as Milan. It pisses and snows down in winter in New York.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  It's the most similar to.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 10:57Speaker 00

  Gosh, well, that's been very interesting.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Well, you did, and who gets the point in the final round? I mean, you're both miles away, but Jordan.

• 11:05Speaker 00

  Oh, well done, Jordan.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Thank you, I know me equator's.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  Austin is about 500 miles closer. It's 5,500 miles away from New York.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Thanks, there we go, thank you.

• 11:14Speaker 00

  Thank you. Um, well, after chatting to Tommy the chimney sweep about why shaking a chimney sweep's hand is meant to bring you good luck.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

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  It got us thinking, what other weird and wonderful superstitions are there out there? So we asked our GN Divas to reveal their personal good luck charms. Phoebe says, I always wore the same socks to auditions. Phoebe, you haven't told us whether that brought you any luck or not, but I hope it did. Catherine, I have a Dalmatian and rub his spots often for good luck.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Is that meant to be good luck?

• 11:44Speaker 00

  It is in Catherine's house.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 11:46Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 11:47Speaker 00

  Are Dalmatians meant to be actually quite bad dogs? Not like.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  Biters, I don't, the dog people will be on to us.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't get a bad dog, you get a bad owner, William.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:58Speaker 00

  No, but like badly bred, yeah.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  How was it?

• 12:01Speaker 00

  Like the, the Disney and all that have got a lot to answer for.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  Hmm, oh, really?

• 12:06Speaker 00

  Is what I have been told not as a dog.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  I want a pug, but they're badly bred as well, aren't they?

• 12:11Speaker 00

  Uh, Ames said, I always knock on wood, but hairy wood is best.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Hairy wood?

• 12:16Speaker 00

  Right.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  I always touch wood. I do, I did it in last week's episode.

• 12:24Speaker 00

  I warned you about that.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Touch wood.

• 12:26Speaker 00

  Helen says, no housework on the first of January, you'll wash away all your good luck for the year.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  That one now.

• 12:32Speaker 00

  Yes, you did, you said.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  No, it's not that, I'm not.

• 12:34Speaker 00

  Oh, no housework?

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, ours is you don't put any washing on, any clothes washing.

• 12:38Speaker 00

  I think Helen's being lazy, she's turned, she's twisted that.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  Because you wash away someone out of your family.

• 12:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:43Speaker 00

  Uh, Callum, I always tap the plane when I board.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  So do I. So that's, so I thought I'd, I'd give it a little tap and I'd go in. Just give it a little.

• 12:53Speaker 00

  Sorry. Do you, what, the, the top of the door?

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, just go, don't kill me.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  And to be fair, you've never crashed in a plane, so.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  No.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  Touch wood, everyone touch wood, please. Touch wood.

• 13:05Speaker 00

  William. Well, it's wood effect, isn't it?

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Well, no, touch, touch your head then.

• 13:09Speaker 00

  That's not wood.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Well, if you can't touch wood, go on.

• 13:12Speaker 00

  Uh, Artfish, I think that's a name, says, I say white rabbit as soon as I wake up on the first of every month.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  White rabbit, you're meant to say it five times, aren't you?

• 13:20Speaker 00

  White rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:24Speaker 00

  Nancy, every time I cook, I throw salt over my left shoulder. Don't know if it's every time you cook, it's more if you spill salt.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 13:30Speaker 00

  You're meant to then throw it into the eye of the devil, which is over your left shoulder.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's your right hand over your left shoulder.

• 13:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 00

  Correct, because it's quite hard to do.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  You don't pass salt on the table either.

• 13:39Speaker 00

  Salt bay, that way in reverse.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Do you know another one?

• 13:41Speaker 00

  What?

• 13:42Speaker 02

  If I ask for the salt at the table, you don't place it straight to the hand, you put it on the table for him to pick up.

• 13:46Speaker 00

  I think I taught you that.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  No, you didn't. I've known that for years.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  And also, what?

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Because it's bad luck to pass salt, so you put it on the table and then you pick it up.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  So if I said, pass the, uh, Jordan, could you pass the pepper? What would you do?

• 14:00Speaker 02

  Just give it, yeah.

• 14:01Speaker 00

  Okay, let's go back to the salt analogy then. Jordan, if I said, Jordan, pass the salt, what else should you do?

• 14:06Speaker 02

  Pick it up and put it on the plate.

• 14:07Speaker 00

  Just the salt?

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Oh, and the pepper.

• 14:09Speaker 00

  Well done, because?

• 14:11Speaker 02

  Salt and pepper go together like?

• 14:12Speaker 00

  Well done, salt and pepper travel together.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:15Speaker 00

  They're a married couple. And we wouldn't want to split them up.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  So imagine opposite of the royal family who don't travel together.

• 14:21Speaker 00

  Exactly, yes.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  What do you think of, uh, what's his name and his Aston Villa kit?

• 14:26Speaker 00

  What?

• 14:26Speaker 02

  We're not saying it.

• 14:27Speaker 00

  No.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Louis.

• 14:29Speaker 00

  Louis.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Is it Louis? Which is the oldest one?

• 14:32Speaker 00

  George.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  George, went on the footy with his dad, his Aston Villa coat.

• 14:37Speaker 00

  Make a change from his eastern uniform, doesn't it? Steve says he avoids walking over three grates and the ground at all costs.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  Never walk over three grates.

• 14:44Speaker 00

  How many times do you see three grates?

• 14:45Speaker 02

  I must, do you know what, I just do it consciously now, never step on a crack as well.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Step on a crack, you'll marry a, what is it? You'll fall on your back.

• 14:55Speaker 02

  But?

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Yes, Jack, I can't step on a crack, you break your mother's back.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  How many mothers' backs are breaking?

• 15:01Speaker 00

  The house. Freya says, I'm always, make sure the volume of anything I'm watching is listening to is an even number.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Same, it's worse in the gym. Because if I want to go up on a weight, but that one's too heavy, but then I can't go on an odd number. So it's why I have no progress over the past year. Because I won't go on an odd number of machines.

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Ridiculous.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  I won't, it's ridic, that's not normal.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Sorry, sorry.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  I can't, there's one, and I'm like, there's one where 13, I was, I'm not dying, simply can't do, no.

• 15:29Speaker 00

  Especially not in the gym with heavy machinery.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  I can't have sound on an odd number.

• 15:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  Thing which soundbar.

• 15:34Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  That was, changed my life.

• 15:35Speaker 00

  Goes up in odd numbers, doesn't it?

• 15:37Speaker 02

  There's no number on it, so it just goes up and you're like, I'm fucking up and down like a bride's nightie, man. Because then one minute you've got it on as big crash scenes, you've got to turn it down, I just need to know my numbers.

• 15:45Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Char, I touch pineapple leaves whenever I see them.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Oh, is that one?

• 15:50Speaker 00

  Yep. Apparently, well, it is in Charles' life.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  You salute.

• 15:54Speaker 00

  Mikey does the make pie one. Molly, I make a wish at 11.11.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  I didn't know you should do that.

• 16:00Speaker 00

  No, neither did I.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  These are great.

• 16:02Speaker 00

  Tosin.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  We're just making Jordan into like more neuroses to pick up.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  I'm peeing and fucking binging, this time next week I'll be a nervous pissing wreck.

• 16:11Speaker 00

  Tosin, I never walk over manhole covers with an A on them, it's a Swedish thing. Okay.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  You have to really look at all the manhole covers, surely.

• 16:19Speaker 00

  I've never paid that attention, much attention to a manhole. Nikita says, it's an Indian tradition to eat something sweet or yogurt before doing something important for good luck.

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Well, I've always got frubes in me house, so.

• 16:33Speaker 00

  Joe, if you bang one elbow, you have to bang the other for good luck. No, Joe, if you bang one elbow, you're in pain.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  You're gonna bang one out, you're.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Bang one elbow, bang, all right, okay, that's good.

• 16:43Speaker 00

  And Lucy says, I carry a Cornish pissky.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  Pasty?

• 16:47Speaker 00

  No, pissky, but it's Cornish spelling for pixie, in my pocket wherever I go, there, there it is.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Show me it. Ah, looks like Ben.

• 16:56Speaker 00

  Does actually.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I won't cross on stairs as well, that's the worst one.

• 17:01Speaker 00

  No, but I always think if you've got.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Places, I'm like, I'm like, after you, after you, I'm flying tomorrow, no bed.

• 17:07Speaker 00

  If you've got a big, uh, staircase, surely you're gonna have to pass, you can't.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  Cross on stairs.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  No.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  And also you don't get in lifts, you could literally be stuck.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  Shoes on table's worst one, you're dying with death.

• 17:19Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  You're dying with death if you put your shoes on table. Honestly. Just don't do it. I wouldn't do it if you, if you said there's 100 quid there to put them shoes on that table, I'd say absolutely not.

• 17:33Speaker 00

  We've got more of your emails, messages and letters after the break, if we, if we make it. This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods.

• 17:40Speaker 02

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• 17:42Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Christmas.

• 17:43Speaker 00

  Of course, yes.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  What have you got me?

• 17:45Speaker 00

  Well, I mean, nothing yet.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  Can I, uh, make a little suggestion?

• 17:49Speaker 00

  Okay, go on.

• 17:49Speaker 02

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• 18:21Speaker 00

  Uh, if it's handcrafted, I mean, I love handcrafted ceramics.

• 18:24Speaker 02

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• 18:32Speaker 00

  Yes, because so, so many teapots are too big. I mean, fine if you've got, you know, the village round.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 18:37Speaker 00

  But it's, it's not good if it's just for you. Well, that's kind. Now, for you, I'm thinking a cast iron potato baker, so you can cook your potatoes to perfection.

• 18:47Speaker 02

  Oh, wow, that sounds amazing.

• 18:48Speaker 00

  What's your favourite potato topping?

• 18:50Speaker 02

  Cheese.

• 18:51Speaker 00

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• 20:17Speaker 00

  Welcome back to GNDV. Martha is enraged by Jordan standing up to lather himself in the bath and she has some very strong opinions about your bizarre bathing habits.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  How is this split opinions? I've had two baths this week and I've thought about you both times as well. In the bath, because that's what you do, you lather yourself up, don't you?

• 20:33Speaker 00

  Well, Martha starts very calmly. "I have to stop Jordan right now. I'm sorry, but standing up to lather yourself in the bath is absolutely bizarre behaviour. The whole point of a bath is to soak in warm water and relax. The second you stand up, all the water runs off you and you're essentially just having a shower in a bathtub. What's next? Sitting down to dry yourself? A bath is meant to be a horizontal experience, not a workout. Yours, Martha."

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Well, it's not that deep, Martha. Like me baths. And I sit down to dry myself. What's wrong with that?

• 21:04Speaker 00

  Oh, you weirdo.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  I always like sit, I get two towels. Apparently I look like the Pope. Got my little towel around my shoulder.

• 21:12Speaker 00

  Well, we ran a Jordan North poll on Instagram at your request, saying, "Do you stand up to lather when you're having a bath?" 19% said yes, whereas an overwhelming 81% said no.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Oh, you dirty, great unwashed bastards.

• 21:25Speaker 00

  No, no, no. They're washing.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  They're not. You're lining your own filth. You wash yourself. I've got shampoo, facial cleanser, everything in bathroom. You do it all there, my little bath tray.

• 21:38Speaker 00

  And you thought it was weird that I then go and sometimes have a shower after a bath to do my hair?

• 21:43Speaker 02

  That's well weird. Do you go at what end you go at?

• 21:47Speaker 00

  Sorry?

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Do you go at the tap end?

• 21:49Speaker 00

  No, I don't go at the tap end. Why would I go at the tap end?

• 21:51Speaker 02

  That would be so mental. That's what...

• 21:53Speaker 00

  Chris Stark used to do, yeah.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  I've got mine in middle, so.

• 21:57Speaker 00

  I know. You said this last week.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  A little humble brag.

• 22:00Speaker 00

  Okay. Tala in Alabama has got in touch for some stationery advice. "Hello, sexy family. I'm wanting to get good stationery for writing letters. I'm at a loss at what items would be needed for a starter kit, so to speak. What are the best options to purchase when first looking at stationery? I know I will be overwhelmed by everything and afraid I will come out ordering 20 items and only using three things. Thanks for all the laughs you've provided. I truly love listening every week. Much love, from Alabama."

• 22:26Speaker 02

  Ryman? Do you have Ryman's out there?

• 22:28Speaker 00

  Why are you recommending Ryman's when you've got a luxury station as for a better class of podcast host?

• 22:33Speaker 02

  Smileson?

• 22:33Speaker 00

  Yes. Thank you. But in America, there's Crane, there's...

• 22:39Speaker 02

  Go Waterstones, they do nice stationery.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can go, ah, what's Papier? There's a...

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Lachey.

• 22:45Speaker 00

  Barnes and Noble have like a paper card-y gift shop.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  They used to play up front for Liverpool, didn't they?

• 22:49Speaker 00

  Papier?

• 22:50Speaker 02

  No, Barnes and Noble.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Oh, fit lads.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  It's a football joke. What I would start with...

• 22:58Speaker 02

  His mind's still going.

• 23:01Speaker 00

  Tala, what I would say, start with correspondence cards. They're basically sort of postcard or postcard size. You can have your name printed on top or not, depending on what you want, and start with that and then envelopes to match. And then if you are using those, then you could maybe graduate on to writing paper, which is not A4 paper, it's just slightly bigger than A5. You can get different sizes, but roughly as A5. And you're going to have just your address printed on top, and then you can write that. And again, envelopes to match that size. That's probably all you need.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:31Speaker 00

  I would say. Correspondence cards for quick, you know, "Thanks so much for dinner. It was absolutely lovely. I loved unniocchi." And then, or whatever, you know, something about what they cooked.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Even Italian goalkeeper, I'm sure.

• 23:42Speaker 00

  There we go. I set them up, you drop them out. And then, yeah, for... Stop looking at the camera and raising your eyebrows, you creep.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  No, I'm just, I'm bringing, it's called bringing in the audience that are watching us on YouTube and Patreon. I'm bringing them in and making them feel part of it.

• 23:58Speaker 00

  Should I bring in the audience?

• 24:01Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 24:02Speaker 00

  There we go.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  It's every now and then, it's just a little glance to camera, just say.

• 24:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, I do quite a few of those.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Yes, I know.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  So you just do a little...

• 24:11Speaker 00

  You're cottoning on, are you?

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Comment right now as you're watching this, so you're feeling brought in. Are you at the table with us?

• 24:16Speaker 00

  I'm thinking about our audio listeners.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, they're... First, they're our favourites. Not that we have favourites.

• 24:26Speaker 00

  It's what your mum says.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Carry on.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  Do you want us to start giving evils to the camera? It's come from welcoming them in.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  How quickly you turn. Anyway, Tala, that's what I'd suggest. "Now, my Erawan, the lovely supermarket in Beverly Hills, has clearly unlocked a few traumatic memories for Betty, who's now been reminded of her own bizarre LA adventure. I was in Erawan queuing for one of their ridiculously overpriced Instagram famous smoothies when I noticed a woman ahead of me who was causing quite a commotion. She had two assistants with her. One was holding a handbag, the other was holding what looked like a little insulated lunch bag. She ordered a smoothie, but before she would drink it, she made the assistant taste it first. Not a little sip, a full taste. Then she asked the assistant whether it tasted different from yesterday's. The assistant said no. She took one sip, pulled a face, and said, 'There's something wrong with the energy today.' I thought this was absolutely bizarre. Anyway, she then walked over to the supplement section and started picking up

• 25:18Speaker 00

  different powders, asking the assistant to Google whether they were compatible with her current moon cycle. At this point, I was getting a bit nosy."

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so LA. I've never been to LA before.

• 25:27Speaker 00

  "She then took a phone call and said quite loudly, 'I've told him I'm not doing another baby unless he sorts the situation out.' I nearly dropped my $19 coconut water."

• 25:36Speaker 02

  $19?

• 25:37Speaker 00

  Well, it's coconut water, but yeah. "Then, as she was leaving, she stopped at the till and asked if they could put the receipt under her husband's name. The cashier said, 'Of course, Ms. K...something, something, something.' And that's when I realised who she was. She was married to one of the most famous men in the world, has a very famous family, and is known for having a rather large number of children. I'll say no more."

• 26:00Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Who?

• 26:03Speaker 00

  Do we know? Did she?

• 26:04Speaker 05

  No, she blanked it out.

• 26:06Speaker 00

  Oh, she blanked it out? Well, I think it's a Kardashian. I'm going to say it. It sounds very Kardashian.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  No, because they've got their own money.

• 26:13Speaker 00

  Well...

• 26:14Speaker 02

  They won't put it under their husband's name. If anything, the husbands will be putting it under their name. They're minters.

• 26:18Speaker 00

  Well, then who is it? I want to know. Can you let us know, please?

• 26:21Speaker 02

  You look, no, don't. I love that it's winding him up.

• 26:23Speaker 00

  Betty, let us know. I just want to know.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  All right, yeah. That's, I don't think, I know three people that have moved or lived in LA and they're just like...

• 26:34Speaker 00

  Oh, it's completely back to us.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  They go, the first six months of the year, you love it because you're like, oh. And then one of them said to me, a mate, it was like, you hear yourself talking and think, "The fuck am I on about? It's not the real world."

• 26:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's the people...

• 26:47Speaker 02

  Oh, my moon's not in the right Saturn at the moment. So I'm like, I'm just gonna like, and then they're all on those podcasts. Yeah, so I get up at half four and I work out and me and my wife meditate till 5am, then we wake the kids up and we have crude to say, oh, fuck off.

• 27:02Speaker 00

  We have crude to say. I heard when I was in LA, someone went, "Could you put more marcher in my marcher?" Great.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  In 10 years, when we're both living in LA.

• 27:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Hello and welcome to Wellness. I sexted my well boss.

• 27:16Speaker 00

  Help.

• 27:19Speaker 02

  William, I just feel like your personal energy hasn't given me anything today. Is there anything I could do for you?

• 27:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, something about my orbit or something.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  I will sort out your orbit. Can we all just hold hands now and sort out your orbit? Oh, the energy's not good today.

• 27:34Speaker 00

  Can you feel Uranus rising?

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Your energy's not good today. You okay?

• 27:37Speaker 00

  I'm okay.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  I heard you did two hours last week. Are you okay? You poor thing. Okay.

• 27:42Speaker 00

  Your American accent's very good. You should give me lessons.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Hum with me, hum.

• 27:45Speaker 00

  I'm sorry?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Hum.

• 27:47Speaker 00

  Hum.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Your energy, oh my god.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  Friends that hum together.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  So, oh my god.

• 27:54Speaker 00

  Finally, Dexter has got in touch after we gave him some advice. "Hello, William, Jordan, EPB. I recently got in touch as an anonymous GNDV on the episode 'Help, We've Gone Back to School', where I asked for some advice about my crush Maddie and whether I should continue liking her after she rejected me or simply move on. I remember. Well, I have listened to your advice and moved on, staying happy and single in the grand age of 16, knowing, as you said, there will be many more Maddies out there."

• 28:17Speaker 02

  16?

• 28:18Speaker 00

  "I have decided to reveal my name on this email as I want to thank you in the most personal way I can. And even though I'm only young, I've had some incredibly dark moments, which this podcast always helps pull me out of. I really hope that I'll be able to see you in person one day at one of your live shows, as it is my dream to be part of such a collective of people who love what you do. I hope I haven't rumbled on too much. Best wishes, Dexter from Lancashire."

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Oh, Dexter. You sound like a lovely lad. You will meet many, many Chloe's in your life.

• 28:45Speaker 00

  Or Maddies.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Oh, is it Maddie?

• 28:47Speaker 00

  Maddie, yes. You might meet Chloe's.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Might meet a, there you are, Dexter. I'm feeling in my energy right now, Dexter, that a girl called Chloe is gonna circumference Uranus and she's gonna be the one for you.

• 29:00Speaker 00

  He's 16.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  16?

• 29:03Speaker 00

  He's 16.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  60?

• 29:05Speaker 00

  16!

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Well, anyway, you'll meet a nice girl. You can feel it in your waters.

• 29:11Speaker 00

  Or boy.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  Or boy, whatever.

• 29:14Speaker 00

  However, they're identified. You'll never know.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  There we go.

• 29:18Speaker 00

  Shall we finish?

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Shall we finish with comment of the week?

• 29:21Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  This can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  Don't put your fingers up at the camera.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  And they know I'm joking. They know I'm joking on any of our socials.

• 29:32Speaker 00

  The honourable mentions go to Philip Moscovy on Spotify. Put some Moscovy sugar in the Christmas cake. "When Jordan sniffs Ben to guess his aftershave, I was waiting for him to say Febreeze."

• 29:44Speaker 00

  If only. Kim commented on our Patreon.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, so you say what if you got on petrol or Febreeze?

• 29:49Speaker 00

  Hmm. Kim commented on our Patreon after watching our Ask Us Anything round two episode saying, "I'm a straight woman, but I've been really crushing on William lately." Hello.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Looking to a camera, do a little. Yeah, there you are.

• 30:02Speaker 00

  Little wink.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  A lot of people have been crushing on you lately.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  Oh, stop.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  They have.

• 30:07Speaker 00

  Well.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  You ready for the old tripod then?

• 30:10Speaker 00

  Oh, for God's sake.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Oh my God. We started. Oh no. Prefer my hagony cock or tripod?

• 30:16Speaker 00

  Why are you talking about my dick?

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Tripod works. Sort of feels like it's podcasty, doesn't it?

• 30:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's keep it in the wheelhouse.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  And call him a tripod.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Big old hagony cock.

• 30:27Speaker 00

  But our comment of the week comes from Brenton on YouTube, who said, "Regarding the Sexed Spelling Bee episode, I know it's an exciting show. I know we all get very happy, but why oh why are Ben's flies open for half the show?"

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Right.

• 30:41Speaker 00

  We'll flash a picture up here.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Can I just say, the amount of comments.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  My flies are open if you're listening.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  The amount of comments and DMs we've got from the cook cam that is Ben's camera, he was sitting with his top button undone. It weren't his flies, it was. Had you had a big butty? Had you had a big sandwich before or something?

• 31:01Speaker 00

  No, people, people, I've read some of the theories as to why Ben's flies were undone, and it is as simple as, we gave him a handjob before the episode, to keep him happy, we forgot to do up all the buttons. Okay?

• 31:13Speaker 02

  But why, why was they undone? You didn't know, did you?

• 31:16Speaker 00

  No, because I remember saying to you at the time, "Why is that undone? You're like, yeah, it's fashion."

• 31:19Speaker 03

  No, I did not.

• 31:20Speaker 00

  Yes, you did.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  No, I did not.

• 31:22Speaker 00

  You said it was a stylistic choice.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  No, I didn't. Okay.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  So why are they undone? Is it medical? Because the only reason you don't have to stop about this is if it's medical.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  It's not medical.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Right, well, tell us.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  Well, if you'd give me a word in edgeways, whatever the phrase is.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  Let me get a word in edgeways.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  Thank you. Those jeans, I really like how they fit, but they are slightly too tight around the waist. So when I wear them, I have to wear that first button and pop. But on the leg, they look wonderful.

• 31:47Speaker 00

  Just the shop not having them in a bigger size?

• 31:50Speaker 03

  Well, it's probably out of season now.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  It's jeans. Can I ask you a personal question? What size waist do you have?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  Guess.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Thirty.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Thirty-one, two.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  No, you're not. You've never seen thirty-two in your life, you.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  Oh, piss off.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  You have to run around shower to get wet.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  These are thirty-two.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Simmormy on a brass monkey's ball sack. Get away. Get that bloody plug off.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  I'm glad that you didn't want to ask a personal question, you nob.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  That's a very good way of ending the episode, because I started it by calling you a nob, and we'll end it by you calling me a nob. And on that case, we're even. If you want to get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, drop into, you're right, it is annoying when I look at them. Look at me.

• 32:31Speaker 00

  No, actually, no. Actually, no. I'm going to do it all over here.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  It was brought up over a couple of drinks a few weeks ago.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  That's the solution?

• 32:39Speaker 02

  Oh my God, it is annoying.

• 32:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 32:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  By the way, if I do that, you've got to tell me. Because I've noticed it, like, obviously, because I don't watch.

• 32:47Speaker 00

  Shall we re-record the last two episodes?

• 32:50Speaker 02

  The last four years when we started recording. No, look at, no, dude, yeah, it's horrible.

• 32:55Speaker 00

  Look at me, hmm.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  If you want to get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, drop into our DMs or send us an email to [email protected].

• 33:02Speaker 00

  And if two episodes of Sexed isn't enough for you, then why not check out our Patreon channel, Help I Sex My Boss Out of Office for ad-free listening and an extra brand new episode every Wednesday.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  There's this bit of script coming about.

• 33:15Speaker 02

  We also love hearing back from people we offer advice to, so if that's you, get back in touch. And we'll, we'll speak to you on Tuesday.

• 33:24Speaker 00

  Goodbye.

• 33:31Speaker 04

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