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• 0:01Speaker 00

  William and Jordan will be with you in just a moment, but first, here's one for your queue. Vicky Patterson has taken on a huge charity challenge, getting from Newcastle to London by kayak, bike and on foot. Now she's on her podcast Get a Grip with a proper, honest, blisters and all debrief. If you need a nudge to step outside your comfort zone, then this is the one for you. Once this episode's done, search Get a Grip and get it playing.

• 0:34Speaker 00

  Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas. Did you say dilemmas? You did. Dilemmas, dilemmas, either way. Like, what should you do when your partner likes to tuck their shirt into their underwear? Or, how do you brag about your MBE if you can't put it on your Instagram bio? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usual agony outs, are we? William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  No, we're not. Jordan Noor's Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm more Count of Monte Cristo. You're more, ah, Bisto.

• 1:14Speaker 00

  Oh, very good.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  That's from Ben.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  Don't do it like that. It's, ah, Bisto.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Whatever.

• 1:19Speaker 00

  Bista.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  Bisto.

• 1:20Speaker 00

  Bisto.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  It's definitely Bisto. There's an O on the N, not an A.

• 1:23Speaker 00

  Did you have Bisto in your house growing up?

• 1:26Speaker 01

  I don't know actually what my mother did for gravy. I'm fairly sure it wasn't Bisto.

• 1:30Speaker 00

  So you never had it?

• 1:31Speaker 01

  No, I don't think so. Would you like a drink?

• 1:33Speaker 00

  Yeah!

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Should you pass your glass over?

• 1:35Speaker 00

  Go on, Ben. Go on, Ben.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  Thank you. You all right?

• 1:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm good. You?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Yes, yeah.

• 1:40Speaker 00

  Have you been to see that French rug that everyone's going on about?

• 1:43Speaker 01

  I'm sorry?

• 1:44Speaker 00

  That French rug?

• 1:45Speaker 01

  The Beaux Tapestry?

• 1:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  It's not a French rug.

• 1:49Speaker 00

  That everyone's going on.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  It's not really a rug either.

• 1:51Speaker 00

  Everyone's going, I bet you've been, haven't you?

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Hi, guys.

• 1:54Speaker 00

  Hi, Ben.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Some friends went. I remember seeing it in France years ago on a school trip. So I've seen it.

• 2:02Speaker 00

  So you've been to see it. Was it the Beas Tapestry?

• 2:04Speaker 01

  The Beaux Tapestry.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Perfect, perfect pronunciation there from Jordan.

• 2:08Speaker 00

  It's the, uh, it's, it's, it's, the French sold it, didn't they?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  The what? Did they sell it?

• 2:14Speaker 00

  We didn't do it in.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  Is it ours now?

• 2:15Speaker 02

  No, it's a loan.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Oh, it's a loan.

• 2:17Speaker 00

  Oh, right. What do you mean?

• 2:19Speaker 01

  It'll soon be ours.

• 2:20Speaker 00

  So who owns it? Us or the French?

• 2:22Speaker 02

  I think the French do. And then they're loaning it to the British.

• 2:26Speaker 00

  And it was, and it was made in, like, it's, how many years did it take to make?

• 2:33Speaker 01

  I'll Google it.

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Google it.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  Well, it's before 3D printing, let's put it that way. So it probably took a while.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Well, bearing in mind it's the French, so it would have took fucking ages.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Okay. It's nearly 70 metres long.

• 2:44Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Depicting the events leading up to the Norman conquest of England in 1066.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  66.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  And the Battle of?

• 2:50Speaker 00

  Hastings.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Oh, well done you. Dan Snow's here.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Yes, it's on a historic loan from France, publicly displayed at the British Museum in London.

• 3:00Speaker 00

  London?

• 3:01Speaker 02

  It was a few years to a decade is what experts generally estimate. So most likely between 1066 and 1077. So kind of six, seven.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  See, with the French, right, it would have took us two years then. At least double.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:15Speaker 00

  You know what it's like.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Now, if I know.

• 3:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm not sewing today. It is outside. I will not sew.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  What do you think?

• 3:21Speaker 00

  I worked four and a half hours yesterday. What do you think? I have a machine.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  What do you think would be on us? The Sexted Tapestry?

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  If, if that one depicts the Battle of Hastings, like, what are the momentous moments of Sexted?

• 3:35Speaker 00

  Camp Man?

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Too far. I've shot Jordan in the eye before.

• 3:39Speaker 00

  So.

• 3:41Speaker 00

  That is so funny. I'm not laughing, but that is really clever. Cause didn't he get shot in the eye with your bone, all right?

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Yes, and it's depicted in the Beaux Tapestry.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  That's really clever and funny.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Thank you very much.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  So much so, but it's so funny. I can't laugh. I'm not being sarcastic. That is, that's very, very good.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 3:58Speaker 00

  Hollywood handshake for me.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  Oh, lovely. Thank you.

• 4:01Speaker 00

  Right. Who are we toasting to?

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Well, well, before we go on to the toast, and you know, Ben's been chatting away to us. Obviously he's not been envisioned, but we will hold that thought because we've got something, that's one of, that's the least exciting announcement, but we'll do the toast first. This week's toast goes to John and Julie, who are getting married in Blessington, near Dublin this weekend. That's a nice town.

• 4:21Speaker 00

  Is that just it?

• 4:22Speaker 01

  What?

• 4:23Speaker 00

  Just that?

• 4:24Speaker 01

  There's more.

• 4:24Speaker 00

  Some of your toasts have been like longer than the dilemmas of late, so.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Been longer than the Beaux Tapestry.

• 4:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Um, no, well, there are a few more sentences. Julie and her sisters have been G and D for a few years. They came along to our show at the Sugar Club in Dublin. Remember that one?

• 4:37Speaker 00

  God, I love it.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Sat next to Jordan's cousin.

• 4:39Speaker 00

  Adele.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  And, uh, and drank so much they can't remember what happened in the second half. By the good we. Congratulations and have a wonderful wedding day. So to John and Julie.

• 4:50Speaker 00

  Slancher.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  This is for you. Is that, what does that mean?

• 4:52Speaker 00

  It's Irish for cheers, right?

• 4:54Speaker 01

  You sure?

• 4:55Speaker 00

  Slancher.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  So there we go. Here, let's do, let's do, don't, no one get excited.

• 5:01Speaker 00

  The first of two announcements today. We would like to introduce to you on Help I Sexted My Boss.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  We've put it off and put it off and put it off.

• 5:09Speaker 00

  Cook Cam.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  AKA Ben Cam. Let's turn it on now. There he is.

• 5:16Speaker 00

  There he is!

• 5:18Speaker 00

  So for everybody watching on YouTube.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  It's tragic.

• 5:21Speaker 00

  And our socials, we now have Cook Cam. So you can see Ben in the cook chair in the cook corner. So.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  I think the last time I was on camera for Sexted, it was in this corner and I was tied up with a dressing gown belt.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Oh, yes, for the tour.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  For the tour.

• 5:37Speaker 00

  So now when Ben interrupts, sorry, interjects, um, you will see him on, uh, the Cook Cam. So it's him in his little corner. Diego's there as well. Show Diego.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's on there.

• 5:48Speaker 00

  I can't be arsed. I'm sleeping. I can't be arsed today, guys. I've, I've heard enough of it. I'm sick of it. I'm in and air, up and down. They've been away again the past week. You should think where they had me the other week, Joe. I don't want to announce that. I'm just sleeping, Stan. Get me a damn babes.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Maybe I'll, I'll pick him up later so you can see him on the camera.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Unfortunately, you will still be able to hear Ben if you are just listening on the audio feed. But if you are watching, there he is.

• 6:12Speaker 00

  There he is. So Ben, welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss. And you can see.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Slowly ground you down.

• 6:18Speaker 00

  On Cook Cam. The Cook Cam there. There you go.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Um, we'll do more announcements later, shall we?

• 6:23Speaker 00

  We've got another very, very exciting announcement.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Yes, you all right?

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm good. How's your week been?

• 6:28Speaker 01

  My week's been absolutely tickety-boo. Thank you.

• 6:30Speaker 00

  You kept that quiet about Titanic?

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Yes. Well, I did and I didn't. Um.

• 6:35Speaker 00

  Well, I didn't know.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  Well, as I pointed out to you, and I said with love, uh, I had mentioned it in a group chat you're in, and you just hadn't read it.

• 6:41Speaker 00

  I didn't know. So when it was announced today, everyone went, we were on air and they went, oh, well, he was doing Titanic again. I went, is he? It's news to me. So thank you.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry. Well, I also, I didn't want to jinx it.

• 6:53Speaker 00

  Do you remember when I used to be his best friend? And now he's got all these big West End stars and his Soho friends. Do you remember? I don't have best friends, whatever.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  No, I, I got asked to do it a couple of weeks ago and until I signed a contract, I didn't really want to jinx it. So a couple of people knew, um, but I'm, it's an honour to be asked back.

• 7:13Speaker 00

  Contract schmog. What's a contract in this day and age?

• 7:16Speaker 02

  But we've been very.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  A legally binding document.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  Well, just get yourself a good layer.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  We've been very excited about the news though, haven't we, for the past couple of weeks, William?

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, Ben knew.

• 7:26Speaker 00

  Did you know as well?

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Oh, for fuck's sake.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  And Jack?

• 7:30Speaker 01

  All right, everyone. I was, I also wanted to tell you organically on this.

• 7:35Speaker 00

  Bloody hell. Who else knows?

• 7:37Speaker 02

  It's just been announced on Instagram, so that.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. I thought it was going a bit later than it did, but whatever.

• 7:42Speaker 00

  Did Mick for maintenance know?

• 7:44Speaker 01

  Mick didn't, but, um, Bob did.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  I never know, help me.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Hmm. Anyway.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  Well, it turns out the way that we need to like communicate with Jordan is just through Instagram posts.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Yes. Oh, it's on Instagram. He'll see it.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  We should do what Wayne Rooney did to Ria Ferdinand when he tweeted him being like, do you want a lift in the morning? Just post stuff on Instagram. Jordan, are you coming at 12 o'clock tomorrow?

• 8:06Speaker 00

  It depends what app I'm on at the time. So if my WhatsApps are open, I'm going to see it. If you're on Instagram, I'm going to see it. Uh, if you're on my text messages, if I'm on TikTok. So just, if you can't hear from me, I might be on one of them.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Snapchat?

• 8:19Speaker 00

  Oh, Snapchat. No. So yeah. Well, congratulations.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Thank you so much. I start on the 10th of November until the 3rd of January.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  Is that when you're going to be working over Christmas?

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Does mean I'm going to be working over Christmas. Yes. We do have no shows on Christmas Day and Boxing Day.

• 8:32Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  But we have extra performances.

• 8:35Speaker 00

  You're, you're, you're gonna love it.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  I'm gonna love it.

• 8:37Speaker 00

  Having your martini in the middle of November, post and pre-show.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  No, not pre-show. No, I've learned that mistake. That's not happening. I'm not even going to reassemble. The martini station is not being reassembled.

• 8:47Speaker 00

  Do you think you'll be nervous again?

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Yes, it will be. I think I can remember. I went to go and watch it a few weeks ago, um, to see Myra Dubois is doing it currently.

• 8:54Speaker 00

  Is it true you sat in the front row so they could see you?

• 8:57Speaker 01

  Yep. Um, I, but I sat with Stephen Greerino, who took it over from me. So it went me, Stephen Greerino, Myra, and then me again. And, uh, we, we did run it past Myra. We are going to sit in the front row. Is that okay? And she was like, yes, that's delighted. She then put us in the script. Uh, so that was good. So I think it was a, it was a gift and we, you know, I could look at all the cast.

• 9:17Speaker 00

  Great.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  So that was nice. Um, but yes, I will, I will, I think I can remember it all. I started to do, Mikey said to me the other day in the kitchen, he said, do you think you can remember it? And then I went line by line through my, through my lines. And he was like, all right, shut up. And I kept going and I kept going.

• 9:31Speaker 00

  And I still don't know the script for the start. This is why I could never do anything. I still don't know. Still have to have the intro to help on here. Look, still have the intro on. I don't know it.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Uh, shout out to rbattle.dev on Instagram, who on the announcement, uh, of me going back in put, congratulations. Of course, that means the script for Sexted will stay the same for the next eight weeks, but I'm still happy for you.

• 9:53Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 9:54Speaker 01

  What a bitch.

• 9:54Speaker 00

  Oh, you'll be talking about.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Meaning I won't have anything to talk about. Well, we'll see. Ben, you look very unimpressed. Or is that your burner account?

• 10:03Speaker 00

  You're not going to ask me on my weeks, Ben. See, you're slacking already. It's Titanic for bloody five minutes.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  I did, I, I think you'll find. I said to you at the start, how are you?

• 10:11Speaker 00

  I said, I'm all right.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  And you chose to go to me.

• 10:14Speaker 00

  Eight years?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 10:15Speaker 00

  We'll say, how's your week been?

• 10:17Speaker 01

  How's your week been?

• 10:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, good. Doncaster Races was class.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yes. You, you sent a message. In fact, it was in the same group chat that you missed, missed the message that I'm doing tightly. You said Doncaster Races was quote unquote class.

• 10:30Speaker 00

  It was class. Honestly, it's my favourite gig I've done. And do you know what? I got a pint thrown on me at the start and I thought, oh no.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Why? Is that before you pressed play?

• 10:39Speaker 00

  There's always one in there. So basically I had to, there was, I had to come out of the hotel and then you have to like walk straight up to the decks. And the security, like, there's like, they were good lads. There was like six of them, created like a man wall.

• 10:55Speaker 00

  If you get what I mean. You know, like when they took President Trump off stage and he got shot, it were a bit like that. And I'm like, this is a bit excessive. So I was going through a crowd and everyone just thought, what a dick he is. Who's he think he is? Um, and I only just got train up as well. So it's not like any bodyguards anywhere. They've got me there. And I think, because they were pushing people out the way and I'm going, sorry, sorry, it's a bit over the top. Sorry, I know, sorry. This pint came from nowhere.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  So did it, what, did it stain?

• 11:22Speaker 00

  The only bit got me. So I thought, oh yeah, but got up there, it was class. And this is why I love.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  And did you have thirty thousand people?

• 11:29Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, yeah. Well, put it this way.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  Give or take twenty nine thousand.

• 11:33Speaker 00

  It, it honestly, it started pissing down. I'll get, I'll get, Joe, Joe.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  She said yes.

• 11:41Speaker 00

  I'll get some clips for you to put up on socials. I've got some videos.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  She's put her thumb up in between munching a Percy pig.

• 11:47Speaker 00

  Come on. So it started pissing down like about half hour and I thought.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Were you not covered?

• 11:52Speaker 00

  God, I was, but the, the crowd around, I thought, oh, it's gonna get dead. Everyone's gonna go home. But obviously we're up north. There's more and more people kept coming out and started dancing in the rain. And then, do you know what I played?

• 12:04Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 12:05Speaker 00

  Right.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Mister Brightside.

• 12:06Speaker 00

  I did. The, the, the clouds started to part and it stopped raining and the sun came out and I went, right.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Rain on me.

• 12:13Speaker 00

  And Mark Wright were on the day before me. And I thought, he wouldn't do this. I played sunshine after the rain. Oh, it would be, it would biblical then. It would biblical.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  So can you, when you do the DJing.

• 12:24Speaker 00

  Sunshine after the rain. I like, yes.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  I don't know if I know. I don't know that song.

• 12:28Speaker 00

  I wanna see moonlight time. Oh.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  But how does that work?

• 12:33Speaker 00

  No, it's a dance record. It's a great dance track.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  How does that work if you've premixed it and?

• 12:38Speaker 00

  I did premix.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  All right.

• 12:40Speaker 00

  That's, ah, you can, you can call me many things, but I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't go on and like super mix, but.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Super mix.

• 12:47Speaker 00

  I'm not like Calvin Harris or Fisher. Right. Proper.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  You're not losing it.

• 12:52Speaker 00

  No, but um, I can, I can hold my own when it comes to mixing.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Can you?

• 12:57Speaker 00

  But I can't, I won't do a premix.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Okay. So do you just, you just, you can find a song and search for it and go.

• 13:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, go on Dex and stuff. I've been doing it for years. So I'm, don't get me wrong. I, I'm not like.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, we, yeah, we believe you.

• 13:10Speaker 00

  It's, it's fine. They're there to get pissed.

• 13:13Speaker 01

  Well, can I say, if there are any G and D'as that were there.

• 13:15Speaker 00

  Oh, there were.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Send us some videos. Send us your review. Let's, let's read it out. Well, you missed, you missed a lovely party.

• 13:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. How was it?

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Because very good. We're the only one who missed a lovely party, but uh.

• 13:27Speaker 00

  Me and Ben missed your September soiree because I was working and Ben was on holiday.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Stu came, Jack came, Zofia came, Izzy came. That Izzy's been hiding notes all over my house. I keep opening up books and there's a new note from Izzy. Everywhere in my study, which is lovely.

• 13:43Speaker 00

  Kiss and tell. What's been going on?

• 13:46Speaker 01

  No, we just had a very nice time.

• 13:48Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  It was a four AM finish. Yep. And McDonald's was ordered at three AM for those that were still there.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  Shit, who was still there?

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Well, Leanne and Tom were staying with us, so our former neighbours before we moved.

• 14:02Speaker 00

  My god.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  So they were definitely still there.

• 14:03Speaker 00

  Were you not rough the next day?

• 14:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:05Speaker 00

  What time did you get up?

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Uh, I woke up at seven AM and I lay in bed and I got out to bed at quarter to nine.

• 14:12Speaker 00

  Hang on, you went to bed at four and got up at nine?

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Quarter to nine. I had to go and hold a newborn baby at ten thirty.

• 14:17Speaker 00

  Oh, sack that. You must have.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  I was very nervous.

• 14:20Speaker 00

  Sack that for a, how were the caterers?

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Excellent. Same team as last year.

• 14:24Speaker 00

  I believe so.

• 14:25Speaker 01

  Um, steak sandwiches were the absolute highlight, even with one of the vegetarian guests, surprised me. Turned around, I thought you were a bloody vegetarian. But they are, I'm not going to name and shame.

• 14:35Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  No, Ben wasn't there, no. Cat wasn't there, I know.

• 14:40Speaker 00

  What else?

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Uh, just had a lovely time, had a boogie. Had the music, the tunes blaring.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  You had music?

• 14:48Speaker 01

  We had music.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  You never use that music.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  Now I put, I put my iPod on shuffle or whatever, whatever you did as well at Doncaster. It's that sort of thing.

• 14:58Speaker 00

  I didn't do that.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Just stand there and do a bit of that.

• 15:01Speaker 00

  I didn't. I properly got them going.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 15:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  How long did you do?

• 15:04Speaker 00

  Uh, I did an hour and a half.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Do you have it like an interval?

• 15:08Speaker 00

  No.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  They come around and sell ice creams.

• 15:10Speaker 00

  I did a full hour and a half. Then I had something to eat and then watched Match at Day. It was a great Saturday in my hotel room. It was really good. Do you know what I've done this week?

• 15:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 15:21Speaker 00

  I've never been to before. I reckon you'd love it.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:24Speaker 00

  You'd hate it, but I secretly love it. I went to one of them Japanese restaurants. You know why they chop everything up in front of you?

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:30Speaker 00

  You're like a seal. They throw a little prawn and you have to try and catch it. I've never done this before. And then they, they get some onions and put oil in it and like get it on fire. It was, I went for a mate's birthday. How good, how good is it? Have you ever been to, have you ever been to one?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  No, I've never been to a Japanese, well, I have, but not, not where they prepare it in front of you.

• 15:50Speaker 00

  The only thing is, it's like in the nineties when everyone used to smoke and you'd go out, you, you go into work next day, you can't wear any of the same stuff because it stinks of cooking oil and stuff. But yeah, I, I, I've done that.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Oh, it was nice.

• 16:01Speaker 00

  It was really good.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Very cultured.

• 16:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  I believe, I believe it's called Tepanyaki.

• 16:05Speaker 00

  Yeah. And there's a famous chain of it that in London that went.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Benihana?

• 16:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's the one. They give you a little art where everything, little chef's art. It's class. They chuck, um, stuff at you.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Do they?

• 16:18Speaker 00

  What do you mean?

• 16:19Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't want anyone.

• 16:20Speaker 00

  Chop stuff up and they ask you what you want. And then they go prawn and you go, aye, go on then. And he goes, put it. And you go, try and eat it. It's class. I said, I'm taking my nephews next time they come. They love it. The food is really good.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Hang on, I'm sorry. I don't know much of it. Do you mean Austin and Seb?

• 16:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Yeah. Are they, are they into Japan? Are they into sushi?

• 16:38Speaker 00

  Well, you'd be surprised just because they're from Berlin.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  No, but, no, but I would say I didn't get into sushi until I was like twenty seven.

• 16:44Speaker 00

  Well, same. I didn't have sushi. It's not sushi. It's.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Well, it's.

• 16:48Speaker 00

  It's not. It's all cooked. I had steak and rice. Ha cha. You eat it. It's class. They throw your food. And like it, the, he's chopping stuff and it's like.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  What's he like?

• 17:00Speaker 00

  Makes noises on the.

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Scraping.

• 17:02Speaker 00

  Scraping. It's cool. It's really cool.

• 17:04Speaker 01

  Okay. But is it, that doesn't sound very social for the people you're with. Cause that sounds like you're just basically going to be looking at the kitchen. Whereas if I'm going out.

• 17:11Speaker 00

  No, they do it on your table. It's a table.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  I wanna chat to the people I'm with.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  You can chat, you can chat and chop, chop and chat.

• 17:18Speaker 00

  Chop and chat. That's what, yeah.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  That's what it should be called.

• 17:21Speaker 00

  Chop and chat. Well, I think we should do a British version.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 17:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Just chuck your sausage.

• 17:26Speaker 00

  That makes sausage a mash in front of them.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Way to pep up the Toby Carvery.

• 17:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's like an island in a kitchen.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  I can chuck a parsnip at you.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  A chef with a, just a mash up.

• 17:36Speaker 00

  Like, can't miss Toby Carvery because they carve it for you, don't they? The after is good. I really enjoyed it.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Oh, good. Well, that's nice.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  It was, it was.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  I do like Japanese food. I just don't necessarily need to see it prepared. I don't need to see anything prepared in front of me. I'm just happy to eat it when it's there.

• 17:50Speaker 00

  I think we should all go to one. It's good.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Your treat?

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 17:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, I will actually. We'll do our Christmas party. I don't, everyone's mentioned bloody Christmas already.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  I'll be busy.

• 18:00Speaker 00

  We'll do our, oh.

• 18:00Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  Oh, great.

• 18:02Speaker 00

  Western, yeah, where's you?

• 18:04Speaker 01

  Exactly. Busy on the west end.

• 18:05Speaker 00

  You're actually, a lot of G and D'as don't know this. When it comes to DIY, you can hold your own, can't you?

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Can I?

• 18:14Speaker 00

  I think you're pretty secretly good at DIY.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Really?

• 18:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, you've let, like, you've hanged pictures up before and stuff, haven't you?

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  What have you? I, not very well.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Not, not very, they're not very straight. Not by the time I'm finished.

• 18:26Speaker 00

  And you do the garden and stuff like that. I actually think you could, because me, I'm terrible.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Very good at hoeing.

• 18:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. I'm actually terrible. I tried to, I failed. Not only as a man, as a human being pathetic. I couldn't even change a shower head this week.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Well, that is quite easy.

• 18:41Speaker 00

  So I took my shower head off because it's like rusty. Yeah. And, uh, and really like odd. And like the water's going everywhere. So I've took it off, but I couldn't get the new one on and I need some, an adjustable spanner. But I've only got this camp little tool set from Ikea that's like pink. So the spanner wasn't big enough for the head.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Does it not just rotate off?

• 19:06Speaker 00

  No, it, it can, it's on really hard. So then I thought, it's like, fine, I'll, I've ordered a new spanner. But because the old shower head's knackered and cross threaded, I couldn't get the other one on. So now I'm just like being hosed every morning. And I like, and I like when you go like backpacking or somewhere. It's just a big fucking stream of water coming out of the hole in the wall. And I just thought, you're an absolute mess of a human.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Did you turn the water off before you started?

• 19:31Speaker 00

  Yes, but now I had a shower this morning. I was like, and it's just like a hose pack just comes straight out the wall, out the pipe. Completely failed.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  But yeah.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  You need to find yourself a nice handyman.

• 19:42Speaker 00

  I know, I know.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  Get them to do it.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  To do a shower head is the easiest stuff. And I, you know, and I double checked that it was the right new shower head and stuff like that. Fucking night, there it was. What else been going on?

• 19:53Speaker 01

  Uh, well, I'm, my, one of my highlights each morning, and I would like you to join us, please. I know you might not be able to do it at the same time that we do it because you're working. But you could do it later on in the day. Download a certain app and Ben, Stu and I do the New York Times mini. And Wordle. And we all do it and connections. And it's genuinely one of the highlights of my day, particularly when I beat Ben.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  Do you?

• 20:18Speaker 02

  I don't have this often.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  Why haven't I been invited to this?

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Sorry, which, I'm just inviting you now.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  Well, how long's this been going on for?

• 20:26Speaker 02

  Months.

• 20:26Speaker 00

  I bet it fucking has. And now it's like, finding out about Titanic, I, oh.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  I just wanted to give a bit of context. So there's a new, on New York Times, the games app. They've got mid, they've got mini crosswords. They've got midi crosswords, which is like a slightly long, like slightly bigger one.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  I don't have the time always to do it.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  Wordle, I don't mind.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  And Wordle's on there.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Well, Wordle's on there.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  But like, but where do it, like for the, for the crosswords, you get a time and it, you then compare it to friends. I'll tell you who's the, the dark horse of the.

• 20:53Speaker 00

  Jack.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  Of mini midi. Zofia.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Zofia, are we not, why are we not friends? Oh, I'm connecting with everyone.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  If I beat Zofia, then I'm like, it's like one in the million.

• 21:05Speaker 01

  And where does Zofia stand in relation to how I normally perform?

• 21:09Speaker 02

  Much better than you.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  Am I right in saying Stuart's the best?

• 21:12Speaker 01

  Uh, well, Stu hasn't done it today, so I can't give you the metrics, but.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  Stu's pretty good, but I think Stu, me and William are, I don't know. I'd say we're pretty even, but if I have a bad day, then I have a really bad day.

• 21:21Speaker 00

  Stu watches on me connect, so.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Um, the mini today I did in one minute nineteen. Ben did in two minutes and four seconds.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Well, that was a bad one for me.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  Yesterday, Ben and I were one second out. I did fifty three.

• 21:31Speaker 00

  Let me remember, see, what do you do?

• 21:33Speaker 01

  Well, I can't because it's, I've done it.

• 21:34Speaker 00

  I'd be, yeah.

• 21:35Speaker 01

  Ben did beat me on Tuesday and uh, didn't beat me on Monday.

• 21:40Speaker 00

  Well, I think it's very.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  He did beat me on Sunday, but that's.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  This is fascinating. I'd say I'm better, I'm better at you than the midi, which is the nine, it's like nine by nine.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  But please, I'll send you the app. Please download it and have a go. And Zofia will connect.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  Well, if you do that, you can do my fantasy football then.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Fine. What do you do with that?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Next episode, we should do it live against each other.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  Oh, yes.

• 22:00Speaker 00

  All right, that'll be.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  What, and what is fantasy?

• 22:02Speaker 02

  It'd be fascinating to listen to, but the, the end will be good.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  What's fantasy football then? Is there an app for that? Which players you want in what position?

• 22:10Speaker 00

  You pick the best players from the week and stuff. To be fair, I've done it for a few years, but.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  Oh, well, I will. Jordan, if you would like me to do your fantasy football, I will do your fantasy football. Why are you annoyed?

• 22:21Speaker 00

  Well, you two are always going to each other's houses without me. I know you're playing Wordle without me.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  We just, you just said that we need to play fantasy football if you do the Wordle, like it's your bargaining chip.

• 22:32Speaker 00

  And, and do you know what's cruel? It's the worst game for dyslexics. So why can't we be in something that's more inclusive? That's all I'm gonna say.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  Tell us the game.

• 22:42Speaker 00

  Yes, colouring in.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Well, there's no colouring in group app, is there? Correct me if I'm wrong.

• 22:48Speaker 00

  What could we all do together?

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Hold hands?

• 22:51Speaker 00

  Do you know what? You're really mean sometimes, you lot. I come in, I've bought birthday cake and everything today, and what do I get? I find out you all are on Wordle.

• 22:59Speaker 01

  Well, we're not all on Wordle. Jack's not on it. Izzy's not on it.

• 23:03Speaker 00

  You don't want Izzy on it. She's thick as fuck.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  Is he not in the room today?

• 23:10Speaker 00

  Is he not in the room?

• 23:10Speaker 02

  No reply.

• 23:12Speaker 00

  She's actually very clever.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  She's on, she's on holy business at the Vatican.

• 23:17Speaker 00

  Izzy's at the Vatican.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:19Speaker 00

  She's gone to, um.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  She's in, she's in Conclave.

• 23:24Speaker 00

  She's on, she's on official sexted business at the Vatican.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Finding out about the rats.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, she is. She can report back.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Oh my god, there was, there was a mouse in my house yesterday.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Right, well, I'm never going around her house again then.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Oh, it was horrible.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  Tell us then, go on. Let's make the use of this tuck cam.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  This is really not nice. So if you, if you don't want to hear a not nice story. So I, I opened my fridge and I, and I heard a squeak and I was like, oh, that's weird. My, my fridge.

• 23:49Speaker 00

  It's cock cams coming to its own, isn't it?

• 23:51Speaker 02

  My fridge is squeaking. It's like, what the hell? It's quite a new fridge. Anyway, I go about my business. I'm just about to cook an omelette before I go out. Um, and then I still hear this squeaking. I'm like, that's not the fucking fridge. It's the fucking mouse. So then I'm like, right, they've got into Diego's dog treats. I'm emptying all the cupboards. Still can't find it. I'm like, I was getting prepared for a mouse to jump at me.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Still couldn't find it. Anyway, I then look above the cupboards in my kitchen and there's a piece of cardboard with a mi, with a mouse like stuck on it. So bearing in mind, I've lived in this flat for two years and this bit of cardboard is like sticky stuff on it. It's a moth trap.

• 24:27Speaker 00

  Oh, I've got moths at the moment. It's a nightmare.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  So it's like, it's like a cardboard and they stick onto it. This mouse had got into a bad way. Two years after I've moved in, it's just been sat up there. I've never seen it before.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  I don't think it's been up there for two years.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  The mouse was squeaking, so I meant the piece of cardboard. So then I had to pick up the cardboard and I was like, it was really stuck, so I had to jimmy it off with a knife.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  A live mouse?

• 24:47Speaker 01

  And did it survive?

• 24:48Speaker 02

  I don't know. Well, I put it out. So I tried. I don't know. I did my best. So.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  You want to get Mikey around you, whacked it.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Mikey.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Mikey.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Oh, Mikey.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  You've seen the video when Mikey killed the mouse on the terrace.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  I felt traumatised trying to bloody let it live, not gonna kill it.

• 25:06Speaker 00

  For once, come, I've never thought I'd say this. I'm really looking forward to etiquette etymology of the week.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Well, shall we break glass for emergency etiquette etymology?

• 25:14Speaker 00

  Etiquette etymology. What have you got for us today?

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Well, this is.

• 25:16Speaker 00

  Mouse traps?

• 25:17Speaker 01

  No, no, it's a no.

• 25:18Speaker 00

  Fucking paint dragons.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  No, it's in no way connected to Ben, so we're moving on. It's on gay earrings.

• 25:28Speaker 00

  What's gay earrings? Is that an area in London?

• 25:34Speaker 01

  No, but you know, we've talked about this. I think a few weeks ago, we talked about where if you wore an earring in a certain ear, back in the day, it meant something. Well, I've looked into that. And after these messages, I'll tell you more.

• 25:44Speaker 00

  Great.

• 25:48Speaker 03

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• 26:06Speaker 04

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• 26:21Speaker 05

  It's William, William, the etiquette geek. His knowledge, knowledge, quite unique. He'll give you manners, manners, subtle tweak. It's time for William's etiquette, etiquette etymology of the week. Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha. Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.

• 26:39Speaker 00

  If you're watching on YouTube, we might have been over here enthusiastic there during the jingle. It's just feedback we got last week was that we looked like we were to kill each other during the last jingle.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  They now overlay, they now overlay graphics.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  They put a graphic on. Apparently we were just staring at each other like, fucking hate you. So sorry. So now we were like, it's William, it's William.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  What we like?

• 27:01Speaker 00

  It is true. Though honestly, like, there's edits that go out, uh, from the breakfast show and stuff, or when you're on telly. If you're just got normal face.

• 27:11Speaker 01

  Can you remember that?

• 27:12Speaker 00

  Like, like Dermot O'Leary was always getting in trouble for it because you've got to be smiling all the time, haven't you? But if you're just doing normal face, everyone's like, oh my god, they hate each other.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  I saw that moment of BBC News where it cut back to the woman presenter and she was turning the middle finger to the camera. Maybe we should start doing that.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  So earrings. Um, back in the day, both men and women wore earrings and had ears pierced for centuries. But it changed in the 19th century when it began to be seen as immoral. Sailors in particular wore only one, maybe sometimes two, often just a simple hoop. Ben, you're a simple hoop, aren't you? Is that your earring?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I am currently a simple hoop.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  And actually, as you'll see on, uh, Ben Cam, quite an article top, as it were. Um, the left ear was favoured, uh, by sailors because it was seen as a lucky talisman as ships docked in the left-hand side, the, the port, in the port, hence port. Um, whilst the wearing of the earring was fashionable throughout the 20th century, having your ears pierced was seen as very low class. Um, ladies back then wore clip-on earrings. Um, in both the UK and the USA after World War Two, pierced ears did however come back into vogue. And the late Queen almost basically helped bring ear piercings back in British society because she had her ears pierced still as Princess Elizabeth in 1951, which sparked the trend. However, it never became fully acceptable in society until the 1960s or the 1970s.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Now, at this time, some gay men began to have their left ear pierced, so continuing the naval tradition. And this gave rise to the brief phenomenon of the gay ear. So if you only had one ear and it was your left ear that was pierced, supposedly it was a way of signifying to others that you were gay. And remember, this was a time when homosexuality was illegal and you couldn't sort of, uh, you didn't have the, the rights that we do today. So it was a semi covert way of self-expression. By the late 70s and into the 80s, uh, the rise in Britain of both punk and the new romantic culture made piercings of all kinds more mainstream and more and more men chose a single piercing, fewer gay men adopted the style.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  And it sort of went out of fashion. So it was a thing for a brief bit, but now you have your ears pierced, however you like, wherever you like. It's got nothing to do with your sexual identity.

• 29:20Speaker 00

  Have you ever had your ears pierced?

• 29:21Speaker 01

  No.

• 29:22Speaker 00

  No, me neither.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  I, I, again, I'm squeamish, so I, the thought of, oh.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  Well, I nearly fainted, didn't I?

• 29:28Speaker 01

  You did nearly faint, yes. I wear clip-on earrings for Titanic.

• 29:31Speaker 00

  Oh, do you?

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Back on the 10th of November, but, uh, other than that, I don't.

• 29:34Speaker 00

  But you will literally have needles in your head and face.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they're not making a hole in me, are they? That, that you can see through?

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Generally.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  All right, let's go on to the listeners.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  What, what about the news?

• 29:48Speaker 00

  Well, because we had your big etiquette etymology there.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:51Speaker 00

  It always goes on a bit. I thought we'd, we'd save the news till the end after the problems and dilemmas, yeah? Because it is, it is exciting. It is really exciting.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Who made you creative director, making decisions?

• 30:02Speaker 00

  Bitch, please. That's what I am.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  Are you?

• 30:05Speaker 00

  Well, yeah.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Got the jumper to prove it.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Is that the news?

• 30:08Speaker 00

  I'm executive producer, chairman emeritus, creative director, Jordan North. That is my title.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  And no problem with it.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  I am damned if I do, damned if I don't with you, lot.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  Oh, stop it.

• 30:21Speaker 00

  I, I leave comments on the clips that get sent to us and then I'm being hard work.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  I like it. I like being told what to do.

• 30:29Speaker 00

  Creative director. Fine. I'll go back to not giving feedback and we'll be like the rest of the bloody bland podcasts out there. Shall we? Is that what you want, Ben? Do you want another bland podcast produced from London? Do you? Do you?

• 30:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 30:43Speaker 00

  Right, fine.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Are you okay? Who's put 50p in you?

• 30:47Speaker 02

  It's more like fucking two quid to do some language.

• 30:53Speaker 00

  All right, uh.

• 30:54Speaker 01

  Is this about the New York Times app? Are you really that pissed off?

• 30:57Speaker 00

  No, no, I'm not bothered.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can tell that.

• 31:01Speaker 00

  Uh, now it's time for your questions and dilemmas. Go on. We, remember, we've no idea what's coming up.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's quite obvious, I think.

• 31:07Speaker 00

  Read them for the first time. Like you are.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  This is from anonymous. Hi boys, I'm planning on resigning from my job. I don't particularly like the job anymore and have found a career that makes me happier. It's me. But I'm close to my team and manager on a personal level. What's the proper etiquette for resigning? Should I give my manager a heads up and agree on a suitable time to give my notice? Or should I just go straight to a formal letter of resignation? Yeah, I presume you want to.

• 31:37Speaker 00

  I'd give my heads up first. If you're pretty close, I'd just say, take them for a coffee and just like, just let you know, a job's come up. I absolutely, same with you there. I absolutely love working for sees all the friends, blah, blah, blah, hoping to be friends after, but just letting you know, in a week or so, I'm going to be handing in my notice.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, and it's not about them, clearly. It's because you like them and you've, you've told us that you're very close, so I wouldn't worry. And you're still, you know, you're still keeping touch with them.

• 32:01Speaker 00

  And if you've, if you hated them, you could have done it like, um, Mr. G.

• 32:06Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 32:07Speaker 00

  Shove it up your arse, Margaret.

• 32:11Speaker 00

  Which I would love to do.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Poor old Margaret.

• 32:15Speaker 00

  There's my notice. There's your flowers. Shove it up your arse, Margaret. So that'd be a great way to hand you notice. I don't think I've ever handed him a notice.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  Do you want to pretend you're resigning from this podcast and I'll, I'll be, I'll be me. Pretend you're resigning. Let's roll.

• 32:28Speaker 00

  Don't we say I'm leaving to go to a rival podcast?

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 32:31Speaker 00

  Too many flashbacks there, William. Too much PTSD. So you do it. I'm not doing it. Christ, not that again. God.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  You've never, you've never left in body.

• 32:45Speaker 00

  Not about this.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  What?

• 32:47Speaker 00

  Two year ago.

• 32:50Speaker 00

  Fuck it.

• 32:53Speaker 00

  Leaving for a rival.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  Oh. Oh yeah, sorry.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, but look at you now.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  Imagine that you're leaving your second favourite podcast.

• 33:03Speaker 00

  So you're leaving this, you're leaving, you're leaving sexted.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:07Speaker 00

  So how would you say it?

• 33:09Speaker 01

  Jordan, love. Jordan, no, put the phone down. Jordan.

• 33:13Speaker 01

  Jordan, look at me.

• 33:15Speaker 00

  Sorry.

• 33:17Speaker 00

  Why do I feel like everything's a dig today?

• 33:20Speaker 01

  No, that's just your own insecurities. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, fine, I'll Instagram you.

• 33:29Speaker 00

  And then?

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Well, I've just sent you a DM.

• 33:31Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  It's the only way you'd read it. This is from Charles. Hi both, I was discussing electric cars with a friend recently, specifically their limited range. What would you say the etiquette is around guests turning up to stay and requesting a free charge for my mains as part of their visit?

• 33:45Speaker 00

  Oh, it's a good one.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Should I be obliging or is it a bit cheeky of them? I remember doing this

• 33:49Speaker 00

  This is a good one, no?

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Years ago on the radio, I think, and people disagreed with me. You see, if you came around to mine, I don't have an electric thing for you to charge a port. So you wouldn't really ask me, but let's pretend I did. I wouldn't mind. I'd be like, if you were doing it all the time, yeah, we'd have to have a word. But I would say it's a bit like having a guest over and sort of getting a bit prissy about them having a shower. Like, well.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  Well, I mean, there's difference between a quick shower and charging your car overnight. Agreed. If some, if, if someone said to me, can I charge your car? Can I charge your car? I wouldn't mind, but probably the correct etiquette is to.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  I'll give you a bit of money, buy them a bottle of wine.

• 34:28Speaker 00

  If you're desperate, that's always good to say, can I charge your car? I've nothing left, I'll, I'll just ping you some money over or wait for them to offer.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  I've nothing left.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  I've nothing left. Excuse me, I have an electric car, it's very, very stressful, you know? It's.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Well, you chose to have one.

• 34:44Speaker 00

  Well, no, it's not, I actually, you know, it, it, it's not stressful, but you can get what they call, uh, I think they call it.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Range anxiety.

• 34:51Speaker 00

  Range anxiety, thank you, yeah.

• 34:54Speaker 01

  There's an anxiety, Jordan will have it.

• 35:00Speaker 00

  How many sat now? Oh, six things.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  There's more than that.

• 35:04Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, eight.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  Let's see if we can get to double figures by the end of the episode.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  What, what's, what's range anxiety?

• 35:15Speaker 00

  So, because I've got an electric car and when I travel up north and stuff. Um, you can, you, you're constantly looking at the range and if you run out, sometimes when it's cold as well, it just drops. But honestly, I have never had any problem and I've always found, I've travelled miles, I've travelled up to Lake District in mine. So it's fine.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  Hmm. Oh yeah, you just, surely you plan, you, you plan your, not, not Wales.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  Wales?

• 35:39Speaker 00

  Where do I take you in it?

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Nowhere.

• 35:42Speaker 00

  Was you not anywhere else making it fart?

• 35:44Speaker 02

  To the southwest?

• 35:45Speaker 01

  No, I'm, I wouldn't be laughing at you making it fart.

• 35:48Speaker 00

  Did I dream that? You were making it, we were outside Elton John's house?

• 35:52Speaker 01

  I was definitely not me.

• 35:54Speaker 00

  I think I dreamt that. And, no, I've got two stories mixed up. We were outside Elton John's house and Chris was, because Chris has got the same car, it makes fart noises. Anyway, I was really.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Who wants a car that can make fart noises?

• 36:07Speaker 00

  Outside Elton John's house.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  Why don't your car manufacturer just get a car that has a better range rather than producing fart noises?

• 36:13Speaker 00

  Anyway, I think it's fine to offer money, I would say.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  Yes, yeah, I think you can ask and say, look, can I give you something for it?

• 36:18Speaker 00

  I'd be like, don't be daft, you're right.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Um, this is from Gaz, dear dilemma daddies. So a while back I bought a little cage for my favourite sex toy. And turns out I'm obsessed with not having access to it. My husband held the keys. Honestly, I was a better, more attentive husband the whole time, doing literally anything to earn access to my plaything. Did he appreciate this? No, he caved and handed the keys back to me. It's not really his thing, apparently. Now October's coming up and I really want him to take control. Lock the cage, pocket the key, zero discussions required. I think he would enjoy the situation if he gave it a chance and it's not like it will limit his fun. My actual question is etiquette based. How do I pitch this without sounding completely feral? A PowerPoint titled, the benefits of a subservient husband is way too much.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  Siding him the key on his way out the door is too low effort. And I am absolutely not bringing this up over dinner at a restaurant with a waiter lurking nearby. So dilemma daddies, how do I convince him to lock me up for the full 31 days of October?

• 37:16Speaker 00

  To, just to clarify this.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Over to you.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  This is, um, this is one of those cages for your cock, isn't it?

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Well, there is that, but he, he says, he says, I bought a ca, a little cage for my favourite sex toy. So is the toy, let's assume it's a dildo or a plug or something, is that within a cage?

• 37:31Speaker 00

  I thought it's.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like a little budgie.

• 37:33Speaker 00

  What?

• 37:37Speaker 02

  Like a bud, like a budgie in a cage.

• 37:39Speaker 00

  Do you remember in 90s, everyone used to have budgies?

• 37:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:41Speaker 00

  You'd never see them anymore, yeah.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  But now all those things are used for dildos.

• 37:45Speaker 00

  What happened to budgies? Seriously, you'd go to someone's house after school, you'd be like, who's that? Like, oh, it's Peter and Paul, my mum's budgies.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  You used to have those pet shops in like towns, didn't you, that you don't have anymore?

• 37:57Speaker 00

  Get budgies.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Really like, like crusty pet shops.

• 37:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  There's still one up near where Mikey is from. We drive past, yeah. Not a budgie shop, a pet shop. Maybe we should get a sexted budgie and have a studio budgie.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, a little, little sexter in the corner.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Maybe it will last longer than the plant behind you, William.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  I think all the budgies have been smuggled.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  I mean, what's one other little thing in a cage in the corner chirping away?

• 38:22Speaker 00

  True.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Got Ben?

• 38:23Speaker 00

  Um, I, I, uh, I, I thought this was one of those, uh, cages that covers your willy. And then there's a padlock for it. And then the person that is in charge of you.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 00

  Is in charge of the padlock.

• 38:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:36Speaker 00

  So if.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  Apparently you can go to the loo still, so it's a cage.

• 38:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  But then the cage gets, well, it's disgusting. Not that we're kink shaming, it's just not, it's just not for me.

• 38:47Speaker 00

  Each to their own, nah.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  That's good. Round of applause for Jordan. That wasn't a dig, I went, that's good.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  It was a surprise.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  That's the opposite. I just didn't expect you to be funny.

• 39:01Speaker 00

  Each to the, oh no.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Okay, that's a dig.

• 39:04Speaker 00

  All right, um, so my advice is, uh.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  Shall I get you a cage?

• 39:10Speaker 00

  No, you know, I'm claustrophobic. I get, I get claustrophobic.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that wouldn't get claustrophobic.

• 39:16Speaker 00

  I'm claustrophobic with like rings stuck on my finger and stuff, so having my witchy covered, I'd, I'd be all. Sometimes I, once when I go to Spain, I, I go on a moped. Yeah.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  I thought you were putting on a headscarf like the Queen.

• 39:30Speaker 00

  I put an helmet on and when I can't get the helmet on, I get panicking and claustrophobic.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  Claustrophobic what?

• 39:35Speaker 00

  Claustrophobic, I can't get off. So, um, if I'd say to your partner, speak to him and say, look, I know you're into it, can we just give it one more go? Try it one more time. If your partner's still not feeling it, then it's off.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Then it's off.

• 39:46Speaker 00

  Give it, say, can we give it one more go and, and.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, just talk normally.

• 39:49Speaker 00

  Boundaries and communicate what he doesn't like and what he does like. And if he's still not going it, don't push him into it, don't pressure him into it, obviously.

• 39:56Speaker 01

  Exactly, just talk to each other. We have.

• 39:58Speaker 00

  What is it, 12 years now? 10? Oh, we're still on your foot barbecue as well. How much is it?

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Hundred and five. Hi, I'm, this is a room anonymous. I'm hoping you might be able to give me some advice on the situation I'm struggling with. My boyfriend and I recently moved to our first home and we're really proud of it. We've agreed that we don't want smoking or vaping inside the house. My boyfriend smokes outside and is completely fine with that arrangement. The problem is that when some of my family members visited recently, they started vaping inside the house without asking. I found this quite uncomfortable, but I didn't say anything at the time because I'm not very good at confrontation. I know that ultimately it's our home and it's reasonable for us to decide what we're comfortable with, but I'm struggling with how to communicate that boundary. Particularly because it's family and I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome. I'd really appreciate your advice on how to handle this.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  How can I say in a calm and respectful way that I don't want vaping inside our home without making it sound like a personal criticism? Or starting a family disagreement? Thanks for your help. The trouble is you have now let this go once and they will now go, but it was fine last time.

• 40:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  In which case you go, I know, and I should have said something, please would you mind vaping outside? You keep it simple.

• 41:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:05Speaker 01

  Say please, please would you mind vaping outside? End of, don't over apologise.

• 41:10Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Just say it.

• 41:11Speaker 00

  As someone that hates confrontation, you do have to bite the bullet and be like, please can you vape outside?

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:17Speaker 00

  And that's it. And if they get arsey about that, that's on them. People are bad, some vapors, not all, and all the can be quite.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 41:24Speaker 00

  Arsey in the vapors. Because, you know, like gays and lesbians, vapors and smokers, we don't get on. That's a bit of a, yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  Right.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  Because I'm, yeah, they do, so we've, there's a bit of a thing there.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  It's like smooth and crunchy peanut butter.

• 41:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's like, yeah, so smokers and vapors, there's like a bit of a, so I would never light up in someone's house.

• 41:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 41:44Speaker 00

  And even if I go in the garden, I make sure they've got an ashtray or a bin I can put my boot in.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  Oh, uh.

• 41:50Speaker 00

  But vapors, I'm sorry vapors, but they're.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  Everywhere, everywhere you go, like bloody dust cloud, I don't mind, I let them.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  It's like the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland.

• 42:01Speaker 00

  It is, it is, you can vape in my kitchen, I don't mind, but vapors, this is a message to you. Don't start vaping in someone's house unless you've asked.

• 42:09Speaker 01

  At my soiree, I remembered that I had an ashtray, which actually was given last year, uh, by my friend James, that says Dubonnet on it. So I popped that outside for the smokers.

• 42:18Speaker 00

  Who was smoking?

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Few people. I, I wasn't keeping a record, but they, they respectfully did it outside in a Dubonnet ashtray.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  Were there any vapors?

• 42:26Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 42:27Speaker 00

  Do you not like, let vape in your house?

• 42:28Speaker 01

  No, not.

• 42:29Speaker 00

  I don't mind in kitchen.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  It probably happened, but I don't like it, no.

• 42:33Speaker 00

  You should, you should have seen the bloody vape my brother had when he come to stay. It was very classy, look at that.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Yeah. Who died and made you little Lord Fontalroy?

• 42:43Speaker 00

  Fontalroy?

• 42:44Speaker 01

  For, oh, don't worry.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  Who's Fontalroy?

• 42:46Speaker 01

  What?

• 42:47Speaker 00

  It's Little Lord Fontalroy.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  Fontalroy?

• 42:50Speaker 00

  Fontalroy.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  It's not Fontalroy.

• 42:52Speaker 00

  Little Lord Fontalroy.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  It's not Little Lord Fontalroy.

• 42:55Speaker 00

  Who is it then?

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Little Lord Fontalroy.

• 42:57Speaker 00

  It's Fontalroy, the little fucking lord, the knobhead.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, Little Lord Fontalroy.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Farquhar?

• 43:04Speaker 01

  No, that's Shrek.

• 43:06Speaker 00

  It's based on him though, isn't it?

• 43:07Speaker 01

  No, Little Lord Fontalroy was a, oh, do I do this as an etiquetteology?

• 43:12Speaker 02

  But Farquhar is a small little lord.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Lord Farquhar, yes.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  Farquhar.

• 43:17Speaker 00

  You've got a look of him, actually.

• 43:21Speaker 00

  If you had black hair, you'd be the double of him, wouldn't you?

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Of who, Fontalroy or Farquhar?

• 43:26Speaker 00

  Farquhar.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  Well, it's funny because you look like Fiona from Shrek.

• 43:31Speaker 00

  After the transformation. In the morning, I'm making waffles.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  And finally, this is from Jess. Dear Jordan, William and the rest of the team, I am the mum of an only child, daughter, who is leaving for uni next weekend. Her dad and I are so proud and excited to have her embark on this new adventure, but also heartbroken she's leaving us. My dilemma is, how often should we contact her while she's away? The crazy mum part of me thinks every day, but realistically, what do you think is a suitable amount of time? Thank you for the podcast. Over the last few years, you have cheered me at my lowest. Losing my dad and then having a cancer diagnosis, all clear now. Love, Jess.

• 44:05Speaker 00

  I don't know really on that one, Jess.

• 44:09Speaker 00

  I think a text every, I know some people who text and speak to their parents every day. So if you're close, yeah.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's whatever. And if you've got, oh listen, if you don't have anything to say, you don't need to speak.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  And you know what? If you want to text every day, just text every day. It's like, hey, I hope you have a great day. Cause I know people that text mum and dad's all the time. I text my mum every, you speak to your mum every day, don't you?

• 44:30Speaker 01

  Every other.

• 44:30Speaker 00

  Yeah. I text my mum every other day. I felt bad the other day.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Why?

• 44:36Speaker 00

  She rang and I didn't answer.

• 44:38Speaker 01

  Well, that's fine. If you're busy, you're busy.

• 44:40Speaker 00

  It's not, is it? It's your mother.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, but what, what if you're on the radio? Oh, sorry, bong man. Just hold on. I've just got my mum's phone in. You're not going to do that, are you?

• 44:48Speaker 00

  Put it this way, I'm more scared of Wendy than the bong man.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  Fine.

• 44:51Speaker 00

  But yeah, and then I rung her back up, but I felt bad.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  You, I'm sorry.

• 44:55Speaker 00

  What? You rung her back up? That's fine. Yeah, about an hour later.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Right. Where's your list about things to talk about?

• 45:00Speaker 00

  Never, I'm so, I'm sorry, right? But the etiquette where I'm from is when your mother rings you, you do not not answer.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  If you are busy, you don't answer.

• 45:09Speaker 00

  It's your mother.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  I don't care.

• 45:12Speaker 00

  Well, Joe, Paul, please. Right. Is this just the normal thing? If your mother rings you, you should never not answer. That's your mother.

• 45:20Speaker 01

  Obviously, if you're sitting on the sofa, doing nothing, picking your nose, you answer. Right, well then.

• 45:24Speaker 00

  It was a mid bliss hour.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  No. Oh, you don't want to answer.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  No. I was just having, I was having, I just got in and I was, I just had it. I was having a brew and I was watching, what was I watching? Oh, that four in the bed, you know, it won't kicking off.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  It's witch, Kuiper four in the bed.

• 45:39Speaker 00

  You're on your half awake.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  What were you watching?

• 45:41Speaker 00

  It wasn't porn, sure.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  Very blissful hour. He opened up his laptop, four in the bed.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Four in the bed, please.

• 45:48Speaker 00

  Well, where I'm from, first and foremost, you never say, you never not answer your phone to your mother. And you should ring your mum. That's my mum's thing. She didn't like it when.

• 45:55Speaker 01

  No, you see, I just, and actually, my mother does say to me, because she used to get annoyed with granny, that granny would always expect for my mother to phone granny.

• 46:02Speaker 00

  My mum's like, I'm your mother.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  I said to my mother the other day, I was like, no, you know, you can phone me.

• 46:06Speaker 00

  Disagree. My mum's the same. And she rang me because she wanted to see, I'm meant to be seeing her this weekend. But she was like, because she says, I've not heard from, I'm not going, well, it's usually Ryan. I've not heard from Ryan. And I said, ring him. She, I'm not ringing him. I'm his bloody mother. I might just ring him.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  Well, when you eventually go to therapy, pop that on your list to talk about.

• 46:27Speaker 00

  All right, Joe. All right.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  Um, should we do our big announcement?

• 46:31Speaker 00

  Yes, let's do our big announcement.

• 46:32Speaker 01

  We've got something.

• 46:33Speaker 00

  Always answer the phone to your mother, kids.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  That's not the announcement.

• 46:35Speaker 00

  Always answer the phone to your mother.

• 46:37Speaker 01

  Now, before we get started, and it's important to say, nothing is actually changing on this feed.

• 46:42Speaker 00

  No.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  Okay. Tuesdays are for our lives and your dilemmas. Fridays are for your responses.

• 46:50Speaker 00

  Yes, catching up.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  Any extra bits we can squeeze into your week.

• 46:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 01

  Same time, same place. But we wanted to create a space for those who want a little bit more out of sexted. And that's why we are partnering with Patreon to help create Help I Sexed My Boss Out of Office.

• 47:14Speaker 00

  Okay, now.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Don't ruin it, Ben.

• 47:17Speaker 00

  Don't do that again. Help I Sexed My Boss Out of Office.

• 47:23Speaker 00

  This is great. Honestly, we're proper, proper buzzing for this. It's something we've been working on for a few months and, and we just hope you're going to love it.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Yes. So what it means is there is a bonus weekly episode dropping every Wednesday. A place for all the G and divas to come together. A new home for our V I G and diva newsletter. So that's all on there. Ad free listening and viewing.

• 47:45Speaker 00

  That's H E L P dot com. You won't have to hear that every time, will you?

• 47:51Speaker 01

  And early.

• 47:51Speaker 00

  Better H E L P.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  And early access to any future live shows, merchandise. And to kick it all off, well, that's very street of me to say, kick it all off. Exclusive access to watch our arena show from earlier in the year and a feature length BTS, that's, that's behind the scenes, not the Korean pop group, BTS tour documentary.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  Da, uh, uh, uh, dynamite.

• 48:17Speaker 01

  Oh, that's tragic.

• 48:19Speaker 00

  So look, yeah, we are super excited about it. And, and basically the idea came from this was we were on tour and we were like, look at all these wonderful, amazing people that have come out to see us. And that it's like a community. And we were like, let's, we want to create a community online for you, our gene divas, to come together and chat. And we know like your comment and stuff on Spotify and YouTube and all that reason. So we want to create that, that community, that love that we felt in the room, but online.

• 48:49Speaker 01

  There's a, there's a group chat, isn't there?

• 48:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's going to be a group chat.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  There's going to be many group chats.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  Oh, many group chats.

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Well, a few. There could be more than one, but the idea is that we're going to be creating some, some fun bits of new content and some, some of them might have some special group chats attached.

• 49:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, there's going to be like extra bits. I think the fact that we're launching it with the tour, so if you've not seen it yet, you're going to be able to.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  Or you want to relive it.

• 49:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, there's going to be, like William said, this documentary, which by the way, I've not seen yet and I'm buzzing.

• 49:18Speaker 01

  I've seen clips.

• 49:19Speaker 00

  I'm, I want to, I think we have a night where yous all come over and watch at mine. Shall we? I'll have a beer and stuff.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  I could say something, but it all counts as the 10th day. So I'm not going to say anything. Well, we'll try and get a date in, but.

• 49:32Speaker 00

  No, I think we do a Friday night. We should do. Get some beers and a curry in. Let's leave that with me.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Perfect.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  Right.

• 49:38Speaker 00

  Great. So we do that.

• 49:39Speaker 01

  Be ready for the next tour.

• 49:40Speaker 00

  Uh, so there's going to be weekly bonuses.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  There's even something that will be popping up in a few weeks. You actually wrote about it and sent us an email on your holiday.

• 49:49Speaker 00

  I felt like Ben was in the room with me. I shut up out of bed, right?

• 49:54Speaker 01

  He has that effect.

• 49:55Speaker 00

  Grabbed my laptop at two in the morning. I'm like.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  Four in the bed.

• 49:59Speaker 00

  Writing this script for an idea I had. And then I sent it, yous all the next day and apart.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  We all dropped our phones.

• 50:05Speaker 00

  Everyone was buzzing.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  What do you mean apart from me?

• 50:08Speaker 00

  Well, I was, can I just say Izzy was lovely when I sent that in. She went, George, this is great. Super excited.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  We all, we all were.

• 50:16Speaker 00

  You sent a thumbs up emoji, if I remember correctly. Anyway, so I, we're going to be doing something on there that is basically what Eugene Neva's been asking for for years. So some of that.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  You just need to do some homework.

• 50:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  I actually, I actually did a bit of homework this morning in the chair.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Okay. In the cuck chair?

• 50:34Speaker 01

  No, but in a chair.

• 50:36Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 50:37Speaker 01

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• 51:16Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  I can understand if you don't want extra Ben, fair enough. You can still be part of the group chat. Sex of my boss dot com slash Patreon is still the URL to go to.

• 51:25Speaker 00

  It's live right now. We'll see you on Friday.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Goodbye.