Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb

Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again… PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back? Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Hello and welcome to our Friday episode, where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week, random bits that have been sent in, and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and D'ivas. You all good?

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  Yes, all good. I'm making the final preparations for my luxurious soiree this weekend.

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  How well you've got everyone paying people to do it for you?

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  I clean.

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  Do you?

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  Yes. I get things ready. I've got overnight guests staying, so I'm going to prepare the guests.

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  Can I just say?

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  What?

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  No, actually, no, I'm not going to.

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  Okay. Yeah. So, you know, I mean, tidy things away, make sure there's surface space for people to put their drinks down on. Open up my back, I mean, I'm not going to do that until the last minute, open up my back doors.

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  Is it a bit of a cop-out to say you're hosting if you're paying for caterers?

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  No, you're still paying for it, so you are hosting.

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  Okay. Will you save me some other food? Because it was really good last time.

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  Uh, what if there's any left? There wasn't last time.

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  What drinks are you doing?

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  Uh, red wine, white wine, champagne. We are, and I haven't, I don't, I'm not a fan of this at a soiree, at my caliber of soiree, yours, it works, beer.

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  Oh, you're doing?

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  There's not a lot of beer.

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  Oh, it'll be run out, man.

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  But we have got some.

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  You'll never run out of beer at my house, ever.

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  And then some soft drinks for the non-drinkers.

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  Okay. You didn't have beer last year?

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  We did not have beer last year. To be honest, we've got loads under the stairs where we keep a lot of our, it's like a little bit of odd bins under the stairs. So I thought, well, we could deserve that to try and clear it.

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  Okay.

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  Because we're not going to drink it.

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  It's got to be cold, though. Have you got enough room?

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  Well, this is, this is, this is what I'm worried about, because also we've got, we've got a chilled white wine and the, um, and the champagne.

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  Pull out a drawer in your freezer and put the beers in your freezer, just don't let it, and then it'll get cold quicker.

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  Well, I said this to Mikey the other day, I said, you know, we've got like this week, we've got to run down the fridge, so we actually have space for the bottles.

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  Ice buckets, get ice buckets.

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  Oh, there will be ice buckets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Wobbly buckets, get those wobbly buckets, put some ice in them.

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  Do I look like a wobbly bucket sort of person?

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  Yes, just get those, put it in your back garden.

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  No.

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  There's no worse than a warm beer and a warm white wine.

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  I am not doing wobbly buckets.

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  Get out a drawer in your freezer, clear it out and just put all your beers in there and just keep your eye on them and they'll, they'll be colder than an hour, ice cold. That's what you want.

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  Well, my fridge has a, um, fridge freezer has a bottle freeze, uh, function where you press it. I don't think it makes, it just times it for 20 minutes and then beeps at you incessantly before you take it out and say you don't forget it's in there.

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  Great. I wish my fridge had that. That's well fancy. Can't say this enough, Jean D'ivas said it before, it's not wrong to put a bit of alcohol in the freezer, just don't forget it, gets it colder quicker.

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  Well, yeah, because I think I've said this before, when we moved into the, the house we're in now, we got the fridge freezer that we have now, Mikey decided to put a thing of Guinness in the freezer and forgot about it.

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  Exploded.

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  And it was three days old, that, that fridge freezer. I was fresh out of hospital where I was fighting for my life and that was the last thing I wanted to do.

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  That was last year.

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  Well, it's last year, we've passed the one-year anniversary.

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  When I rang you and what did you say? You went, it was...

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  It was close to death.

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  No, you said, I said, it was touch and go.

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  And I rang you on the holiday and you went, it was...

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  And I'm not sure you actually realised the severity of the situation.

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  No, I don't, I didn't realise how well you were. Yeah, you won't be doing that again.

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  Anyway.

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  Yeah, anyway. Um, right. In our episode, Help, That's Not My Man Porridge, Dean wrote in asking what the classiest colour scheme is for your home. Jordan, you've made your love of fancy paint names very clear in the past.

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  Elephant's Breath.

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  I mean, that's not yours, that's a Farron Ball.

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  No.

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  Um, so obviously we asked our G and D'ivas to come up.

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  Egyptian Cuff or something like that.

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  Egyptian Cuff, there's Egyptian Cotton, which is, yeah. Uh, Dead Salmon, which I always think, who wants dead salmon on their walls? Such an unattractive. Mouse's Back, I think, is another one.

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  What's ours? Knockin' Shop Red, thinking it.

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  Go Away Red.

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  The studio ours is Knockin' Shop Red.

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  Um, anyway, our G and D'ivas have come up with their very own sexed-themed paint colours. We are going to read out the paint names and purely based on the name, decide which colour we think it should be.

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  Oh, I forgot my coffee.

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  Oh, thank you, Rosie.

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  Thanks, Rosie. I knew there was somewhere.

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  Jordan's just been handed his coffee.

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  From downstairs at the Canty.

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  He ordered for downstairs.

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  Five-star service, that.

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  Have you paid Kendall for that or are you just going to wait and do it?

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  No, I'll pop that, they're all good for it.

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  Oh, she's written Geordie Pants on it.

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  Yeah, she calls me Geordie Pants.

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  Oh. Um, okay.

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  I was supposed to call me Geordie Pops, I didn't realise it was Geordie Pants.

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  Right, so I'll read out the, the name of the colour, the sexed colour. What actual colour should it be? Tracy has suggested Pussy Galore. Now, I see that as a sort of a pinky purple.

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  I see that as like a, a pale pink.

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  A pale pink. Or is it more of a ready pink? Pussy Galore is a great name for a colour and I'm seeing it as like a pale pink.

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  I think it goes on, it goes on lighter and dries darker. Kelly suggested William's creamy interior.

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  Again, pale, very pale.

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  With maybe flecks of white.

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  Yeah, a very, very pale white, a beige white.

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  John, Sweaty Undercrack.

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  A brownie black.

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  Oh, Jordan, there's an, there's an insight.

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  Well, usually undercrackers are black and just, they're sweaty.

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  Douglas suggested Camp Man Cum.

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  Wow, our Jean D'ivas.

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  That's a cream, isn't it?

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  See, I say that's a blue.

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  Or if it's sprinkle, should it be almost like a silvery grey?

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  Yeah, yeah, silvery grey would be Camp Man Cum.

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  Yeah.

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  How is Camp Man? We've not heard from him in a while.

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  He's all right, sends his best. Yeah.

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  Sprinkle, sparkle, sparkle.

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  He's off saving the world. Um, Sheepy Finch suggested Clona Wisteria, lilac.

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  Clona Wisteria. As someone that's colourblind, I don't know what lilac is.

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  No. Dame Edna, Dame Edna's hair is sort of a movie lilac.

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  Oh, is that like a pinky blue?

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  Ish. I wouldn't say it's pinky, it's purply blue.

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  Purply blue, yeah, lilac.

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  Uh, Alex, The Womb Effect. I mean, these are all of a theme, aren't they?

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  The womb effect. Bright pink.

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  Well, no, surely the womb's dark.

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  I think of womb, I'm just saying to you.

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  We, um, I think I've talked about this before, our, our guest accommodation upstairs, we've done the colour drench thing, because, and then you copied us, and, uh, where the ceiling and the walls and the skirting boards and the door are all the same colour and it's a terracotta colour and because it's a lower ceiling, because it's in the, at the top of the house, um, we call it the guest womb. It's, it's like being in a, in a womb.

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  Hours of fun in your house.

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  Yeah, maybe it's a terracotta colour.

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  Guest womb.

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  Guest womb.

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  Yeah, all right, we'll go for that then.

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  Or the, because it has, it's at the top of the house, the womb with a view. Um, Matt suggested Diego's Doggy Style. Uh, well, that's going to be grey, I guess.

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  Grey and white, like Diego.

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  Grey and white, like Diego. Oh.

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  Don't ask me where I am this week. I ain't got a bloody clue. They've gone, they're pissed off to Greece, haven't they? So I don't know where I am. I'm probably on the streets begging, George, if you see me, give me some change.

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  Ally suggested Jolly Jordan's Jungle Juice, green.

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  Hmm. Like a Goosebumps green, I see that.

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  That's like a bogey colour, wasn't it?

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a slimy green.

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  Luke suggested Gay. I don't know what, again, pink, they're all, there's not a lot of diversity in our paint colour scheme.

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  No, I'm getting a pale red for gay.

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  Really?

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  Yeah.

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  No, I don't want to say gay's very red. Actually, this sentence is not very gay. Do I have just realised that? I mean, it's, you know, it's, it divines opinion, but it's not very gay.

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  I, I think gay would be all the, the rainbow.

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  Yes. One of those clever paints where somehow it works, that it's all colours of the rainbow. Ebony suggested Mahogany Cock. Well, it's got to be a deep brown, chestnut brown.

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  Big old mahogany cock. Yeah, but yeah, it's got to be like, it's got to be like a tanned brown, like a spray tan colour, spray tan brown.

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  Okay.

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  Big old mahogany.

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  Touch of orange.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, yeah.

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  Uh, Aoife, Man Porridge.

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  A biscuity colour.

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  No, I'm thinking more ready brick colour.

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  Like a beige, an oatmeal, literally an oatmeal.

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  Yeah, yeah, oatmeal, yeah.

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  Um, Stephen, Peanut Butter Bisexual.

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  Uh, well, that'd be peanut butter colour, but it depends because the crunchy peanut butter. So it'd be a mixture of crunchy and smooth.

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  Maybe the paint, sometimes you open up the paint, it's one colour. And other times you open up the paint, it's another colour.

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  But crunchy peanut butter is a slightly different colour to smooth, so it'd be a mixture of both.

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  Okay.

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  Bisexual peanut butter.

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  Eath O five O two suggested Ben's big load. It's transparent.

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  You lot are fucking filth, honestly. It's like being in.

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  I mean, literally, Weston, William's wanks.

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  It's like, honestly, it's like being in an episode of Inbetweeners.

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  And Claire Gucci, I mean, we've sort of done all of this. You are degenerates, G and D.

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  What colour would William's wank be? Again, a very pale pink. I'm getting a lot of pinks and pales.

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  Let's put it this way, it's a very popular colour and it'll keep them coming back for more.

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  Okay.

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  Uh, we'll sell out in the shop. Um, Farron Balls.

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  Claire Gucci, I mean.

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  What's your favourite colour?

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  What's my favourite ever colour?

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  Yeah.

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  I mean, it does depend for different things. I do like a, a bluish grey.

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  Mm hmm.

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  Or British racing green.

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  What's that?

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  It's like a darky.

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  I've never really thought about what my favourite colour is.

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  Well, you are colourblind, so.

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  Probably say black.

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  Not really a colour, it's a shade technically, but yeah.

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  I'd probably say black.

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  Black.

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  You can't go wrong in black.

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  Is he, what's your favourite colour?

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  Pink, basic bitch.

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  Yellow, Stuart? Like a blue Zofia? Green, well, there we go. Good little insight into everyone's colour preferences.

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  Ben's would be white, wouldn't it?

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  Beige.

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  I like white, yeah.

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  As it went down such a treat last time, we're back with another round of quickfire etiquette for me. Although I do think it would be more interesting if we gave it to Jordan, but Jordan, you're going to grill me. Off you go.

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  I love this quickfire etiquette. I, I love doing this every now and then on a Friday. All right, Zosta for our quickfire etiquette. Remember as well to keep the answers short, it's quickfire. Should you eat a chocolate digestive chocolate side up or chocolate side down?

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  Chocolate side up.

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  I agree. Uh, apparently it does taste better the other way though. They go right stale at the moment, digestive biscuits.

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  Just remember to keep these answers short.

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  Is that just in my house? My, my diet, I don't know if it's because of the summer months, but my digestives have been going right stale. Real stale. Jack said, how long to wait before asking for money owed by a friend? Oh, I, I owe you that money for barbecue, by the way.

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  You do.

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  Yeah. How much is it?

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  Ninety-five. Um, uh, mm, three days.

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  Three days? But what if you said I'd pay back in a month?

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  Uh, well, if you set that parameter, when you went, Jordan, could I borrow? Or William, can I borrow X? And I go, yeah, that's fine. When are you paying me back? You go, it'd be in a month's time. If you've set that parameter before the money has been lent, that's fine. But if not, you want to pay back the money ASAP.

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  Mm hmm. But say it's like.

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  Uh, but I would wait.

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  Past the deadline, three days past the deadline?

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah. You don't like lending money, do you?

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  Uh, no, I do. I just, but my father always said to me, he said, you should never lend money that you're not prepared to get back. You should always let, if you're, if you are lending money, you basically have to go, I'm never seeing that back. And if you aren't prepared to see it back, don't lend the money.

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  I think that's actually good advice. Uh, darling little notes says, can you eat the froth of a cappuccino with a spoon? That's a great question. Oh, that could be a new etiquette video.

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  No, I'm not doing any more coffee etiquette videos ever again, after you have strong opinions.

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  What do you do with the froth from a cappuccino?

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  Uh, you either stir it in or just drink it and get a slightly little frothy thing.

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  So you're not meant to eat it with a spoon?

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  No.

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  Oh, I thought that was quite posh. I always eat mine.

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  That is a very good one to do. Dare, dare I do.

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  Do it, please, please do it.

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  Okay.

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  I think that's a good one.

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  I'll do it tomorrow. I'm filming tomorrow.

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  Okay. When you get a cappuccino from the cafe and it's quite frothy, don't eat it with a spoon. Stir it or simply have a little moustache. Video will end on him with a moustache and then a little camp.

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  Am I right or am I right? Please do that.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Well, it's not going to be camp because none of my videos are camp.

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  No, of course. All right. So you're not meant to eat it with a spoon.

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  No.

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  Charis, as a pedestrian, should you thank drivers at a zebra crossing? These are great, even though legally they have to stop. Yes, I always thank them.

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  Yes.

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  Even in London.

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  Even just with a little nod.

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  Little nod of the head or a little cheers, mate.

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  Yeah, they could have mowed you down. So it's nice just to go, thank you.

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  I think these are great questions. Georgia or Georgia?

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  Georgia.

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  What's the correct response when somebody's baby is not objectively particularly cute?

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  Oh.

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  All babies are cute.

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  Yes, takes me back to our school photos carousel from last week.

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  Not all teenagers are cute, not all teenagers. I didn't think that were me, honestly.

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  Can we just talk about Rodrigo as a lion?

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  Ah, Sassy Rod.

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  The just, I was going through that, like everyone's doing like a fairly normal school photo. And then you get Rodrigo as a little lion.

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  For context, if you're not seeing it, we put all the pictures up of the team here of us in school and Rodrigo is just in a lion. And it explains everything about Sassy Rodrigo. I just couldn't stop laughing at it.

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  Who knew they had lions in Spain?

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  Yeah, hey, I'm a lion. What, what's so funny about that? Hey, what's wrong with a lion?

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  I text him saying, I'm absolutely loving you as a cat. He went, it's a lion. It's like, well, Rodrigo, a cat is a, a lion is a cat, isn't it? So just like back in your box.

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  He's so funny. He's so funny. It's a lion.

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  Um, all babies are cute. And if you don't think the baby's cute, why am I answering for you? You don't say that's not a cute baby.

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  You can say things like, oh, isn't it soft? It's so small. Something like that.

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  Yeah. You know, I had the nephews and nieces round last week.

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  The refuse, nephews, yeah.

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  And I went to make a brew and went, I said, I'm just gonna go upstairs and have another half hour. Just pick the baby up off a floor and tuck him with me into the room. And it was the, I cuddles at like nine o'clock on a Saturday morning. It was well cute. It was, it was really sweet. And then he fell asleep on bed, bless him. Yeah. So that was nice. Just picked him up with me, had a brew in my eye and went, I'm tucking this up with me.

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  Oh.

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  A little cutie.

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  That is cute.

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  Ellen, who's that? Elaine?

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  Oh, a lion?

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  A lion? It's not Elaine, it is a cat.

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  Elian says, uh, how do I tell someone they're a pain in the arse?

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  You say, Jordan?

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  You're a pain. I jokingly say, you are a pain in the arse.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  I mean, I would say I have to have more context for that. But are you saying them, are you telling them that jokingly because they haven't paid you back for gas or something?

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  I think a pain in the arse is a nice way of saying you're a pain in the arse, but you're, you're my mate.

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  And what's wrong with a pain in the arse?

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  Exactly.

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  Push through the pain.

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  Once it's in it, done it. Kate says, is it bad etiquette to say no to an activity first date like mini golf? Because I hate them. Not, yeah, I, I don't like.

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  Go for a coffee or something to drink, playing short.

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  I, I don't like anything like that. Paddle would be fine.

• 17:50Speaker 03

  No, because you're not bloody talking.

• 17:52Speaker 00

  Great, but an activity date.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Not for, not for.

• 17:55Speaker 00

  So I booked an hour at the rock climbing club? No.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  No.

• 17:59Speaker 00

  No. Marlo.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 18:02Speaker 00

  Should you bring home souvenirs, gifts for family and friends after a holiday? Do they really want a Benidorm magnet they haven't been?

• 18:08Speaker 03

  I would absolutely agree.

• 18:09Speaker 00

  I still bring home magnets for Wendy, no matter where I go.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  Of course, she loves a magnet fridge, doesn't she?

• 18:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, what's wrong with that?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  No, no, no, nothing.

• 18:16Speaker 00

  It's often I've been in airports going boarding going, oh, I've not got my mum a magnet.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  I've been told to go and get therapy.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:24Speaker 00

  Got a lot of issues there, George.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  What sort of magnets does she have?

• 18:28Speaker 00

  All of them. Corfu, I got one recently.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Torremolinos.

• 18:31Speaker 00

  Tor, I don't think I've got a Tom Ibiza. Mihas, yeah, loads. I've got loads. I got a real, real cool, um, Nashville one.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Lovely.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do think it's a bit weird having fridge magnets for places that you haven't been. I mean, I think it's weird having fridge magnets. Way to ruin a fridge.

• 18:52Speaker 00

  No, it's cool.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 18:54Speaker 00

  K E Mcsteed or Mcstead says, how do you politely decline a handshake? Germaphobe.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Um, I think you need to be proactive about it. So rather than going no or giving basically some form of signal that says no, once the other person's hand is extended, you go up to them, don't stand as close to them. So when you're getting a little bit closer and you're in the more intimate, to use our word of, word of Tuesday, zone, that's where you feel you have to need, need to do a hug, a handshake, a kiss, et cetera. But stop, don't go as far to them, put your hand on your heart, just like we did back during Covid, hand on heart and sort of a nod. As if to just say hello and acknowledge them with eye contact and a smile.

• 19:33Speaker 00

  A very famous celebrity said to me, oh, I, I don't do handshakes.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:39Speaker 00

  And I was like.

• 19:40Speaker 03

  I think about that all the time.

• 19:41Speaker 00

  I was like, oh, okay. To be fair, we were at breakfast.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  And they were like, that's right. Oh no, I don't do handshakes.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  I think, yeah, but it's a bit much.

• 19:49Speaker 00

  I was like, fair enough. I wasn't offended. Stacy says, I am a cleaner. Is it rude to wear headphones and listen to music when the client is home? Now, I don't like having headphones in house when I'm doing my jobs or potting about because I, I always, like, no one can shout you and people, I always get jumpy. People come up on you.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Do you not have it in transparency mode though, if you're doing?

• 20:10Speaker 00

  No, I don't like it. I just have it in, on my phone out loud, in my pocket.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  Someone that works in.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  It's my house.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, but no, but hang on, sorry. Someone that works in audio listens to things on a tinny little phone speaker.

• 20:22Speaker 00

  Honestly.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  You're a disgrace.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  I, I, I've just got Emily and John and Lewis from Newsagents in my pocket. I just listen to them when I'm potting around the house.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  I'm sure it is a bit muffled from your pocket, isn't it?

• 20:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, I can still hear it. It's just there.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  Hmm. Um, yeah, I would say.

• 20:39Speaker 00

  I don't think it's rude, but I don't like it because I always feel like someone's gonna jump, pop out at me again from my childhood where.

• 20:44Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so. I think it's, it's, it's fine. I think if you did it, you know, that if you put them in the second you arrive, that's rude. But if when you're going up, going about your business, I think that's fine. And I think it's better to do that than put your own music on and listen to it out loud in someone else's house.

• 20:57Speaker 00

  Maybe just pop one in if they're still in the house. Um.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  It's always been my moche.

• 21:05Speaker 00

  Harry says, how should you react if someone accidentally farts?

• 21:08Speaker 03

  Don't mention it.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're meant to ignore it.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Ignore it?

• 21:11Speaker 00

  But I never do.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Don't be so ill-bred as to mention it. It's not funny.

• 21:14Speaker 00

  Ill-bred? Oh, I'm sorry, but farts are still the funniest thing. They still are.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Maybe on your side of the table, but not on this side of the table.

• 21:24Speaker 00

  I just find them so funny. I would personally laugh and make you feel comfortable. If you farted in front of me, I'd go, huh? Like that time you did, I'd make a joke of it. Yeah.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  Well, we'll agree to disagree.

• 21:35Speaker 00

  Okay, that's good, quick fire etiquette.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm sure we'll do more of that in a few weeks.

• 21:38Speaker 00

  I'd make a joke out of the fart. We've got more of your emails, messages and letters after the break.

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• 23:43Speaker 03

  Welcome back, G and Divas. Now, William, not me, has discovered a TikTok that combines our two greatest obsession. Mary Poppins, that's Jordan's favourite, and the Spanish, that's mine. Just gaslighting new listeners. We're gonna watch this clip now.

• 23:59Speaker 00

  Is this a Spanish Mary Poppins?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Well, I don't know. So on our screen, we should just say, and if you're watching on YouTube, you will be able to see this. And I'm sure you can hear it. We've got Julie Andrews.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  I'm still laughing at Rodrigo. It is a lion.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  All right, let's have a listen to this.

• 24:32Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Now, it's obviously the dubbed version.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  My only argument is, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is in any language. So why, how is that the Spanish version of it? Because surely in Spain, it'd be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I get the Spanish of, surely it's something quite atrocious.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  It's atrocious.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  But, yeah.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Can we listen to the supercal again, please, off?

• 25:14Speaker 03

  And this reminds me, I'm not going to say his name, but it's a mutual friend who has a public profile. Can do, his party trick is he can do most of the song from Wicked, Dancing Through Life, which is the Fierro song, in Japanese. And it's great.

• 25:29Speaker 00

  Oh, your dinner parties are riveting, aren't they? I'm really missing out this weekend.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  You are. To be fair, Mike even listens to Define Gravity in German. I come home, it's not enough to hear it in English four times a day. I then get to hear it in German.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  No offence to our German listeners, but I bet that's a tough listen.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  It is a tough listen.

• 25:45Speaker 00

  Quite an aggressive language, isn't it?

• 25:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:48Speaker 00

  Yeah. I might actually give that a listen myself.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  I'll find it for you.

• 25:52Speaker 00

  I do want to learn Spanish, but of all the languages, I feel like I could learn German the best. I just feel like I've got the...

• 25:58Speaker 03

  It's closest to English, I would say.

• 26:00Speaker 00

  I thought French, French was, friends.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Fra, French.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  I thought French was. I've always thought...

• 26:06Speaker 03

  I mean, English is a combo of quite a lot of languages, but German's relatively...

• 26:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, I've always thought that one. I've been to Germany and thought, and das, wasch doch technik. See how good that sounds on me? Wasch doch technik. Ja.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Means hello.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  Scheiße.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Hmm. All the words you need.

• 26:22Speaker 00

  I need a scheiße. See? I practically sound German. Wasch doch technik.

• 26:28Speaker 03

  Sally has got in touch about Jordan's upcoming Doncaster Races gig this weekend.

• 26:32Speaker 00

  This weekend, yep.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Dear wonderful sexted family, OG G and Diva here. Well, I thought I'd write in to tell you about one of my latest What Are The Chances Of That moments. This is, of course, a reference to the whole Doncaster Races gig that has become such an entertaining running theme throughout the year. It made me chuckle so much, and I've been educating my daughter, who came to the live show with me, about the fact that the skit you did with the decks was in reference to that very gig. Well, imagine my surprise when I opened my emails to discover that I've also been booked to perform at Doncaster Races for another one of the artists appearing at the event. And then I realised it's the...

• 27:07Speaker 00

  Sorry, there's other artists?

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Change your agent. It's the same event Jordan is at. Now, let's just hope I was the first choice like William, not the second choice like Jordan. Jordan, if you happen to see two rather tall ladies wandering around on stilts, just know that one of them is a fully fledged, original G and Diva who has been to all of your shows and whose entire team has kept me company on countless long drives home after many a gig. Lots of love, Sally from Macklesfield.

• 27:36Speaker 00

  Sally on stilts, I'll keep an eye out for you. I'll give you a shout out during the gig.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  It'd be hard for you if you sort of try and find women that are taller than you, you'll, you know, you won't know who it is.

• 27:47Speaker 00

  Sally on stilts. Yeah. I have been to DJ gigs, so they give me a little box to stand on before now. I say like DJ Sammy. I can see DJ Sammy in Magaluf, BCM. Remember him? Tiny little fellow in real life. Remember? You remember DJ Sammy?

• 28:05Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:06Speaker 00

  He had that...

• 28:07Speaker 03

  What did he do?

• 28:08Speaker 00

  I'm in heaven, baby, you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms.

• 28:15Speaker 03

  Copyright that.

• 28:16Speaker 00

  Heaven is all that I need. We're in heaven. I went to see him at BCM, like, tiny little thing. A little, tiny, little, cute little DJ Sammy.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  You scooped him up and took him to bed.

• 28:27Speaker 00

  He was on a, he was on a box, and I've done a few gigs where they've put me on a box because I was like, DJ, like...

• 28:33Speaker 03

  With your arms in the air.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Now, after my opinion on chilled red caused quite a stir on socials...

• 28:39Speaker 00

  I seen, I seen. What's Rodrigo said about that? It is meant to be chilled, me. And there was a lion.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Wine expert Tom Gilby has come to back me up. We've got a clip.

• 28:51Speaker 00

  Oh, here we go.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  Is that a hairy biker? It's Tom Gilby.

• 28:54Speaker 00

  Oh, hi, Tom.

• 28:55Speaker 05

  William, I loved your piece on best temperature to serve red wine. Some people say light red wine chilled. In this weather, though, I'm going to be having this cru Beaujolais that most people would serve chilled at room temperature. It's breakfast time. I'm serving this at about 18 degrees centigrade. This is jumping out of the wine glass at this temperature and it's singing wonderful tunes. I'm going to have it with my yogurt. William?

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Yogurt?

• 29:22Speaker 05

  Keep teaching the Oipaloi how to drink their red wine. And Jordan, as for the Oipaloi, can you please stop drinking your white wine so cold? Not in the freezer. Chin chin.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  Well, thank you, Tom.

• 29:35Speaker 00

  I love Tom. What's an Oipaloi?

• 29:38Speaker 00

  He's brilliant. He's, he's, he's great. Can he now be our sexted wine connoisseur whenever we need to talk about wine?

• 29:45Speaker 03

  Well, it was a job share between him and Helen McGinn.

• 29:48Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, we've got Helen. Oh, yeah, don't forget lovely Helen and Ollie as well.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  And producer Ben's dad.

• 29:53Speaker 00

  And producer Ben's dad, David. Yeah. We need to get an impression of David.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, we do.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  We need to get an impression of David.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Only we had one.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  I know, yeah. Because he listens all the time and he'd love it if he had an impression of David.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  He would.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  What's an Oicoloi? What did he say? Was he referring to me then?

• 30:09Speaker 03

  The Hoypaloi.

• 30:10Speaker 00

  Oh. Was he calling me an oink?

• 30:13Speaker 03

  An oink?

• 30:13Speaker 00

  What they called?

• 30:14Speaker 03

  An oik.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  An oik. Was he calling me an oik?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Basically.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  Is that what he's saying?

• 30:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  An Oipaloi?

• 30:19Speaker 03

  The Hoypaloi is like the great unwashed.

• 30:22Speaker 00

  You cheeky bastard, Tom Wine Man. I love you, no, it's very sophisticated to have a chilled red wine. I prefer a chilled, only Riochans and Malbec.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Hang on, you can't tell a wine expert what is more sophisticated?

• 30:34Speaker 00

  Like, I've got a wine fridge. I'm practically there. And a wine expert, have a day off. You're all just pissheads, paid pissheads. Do me a favour, I'm a wine expert. Well, yeah, what's that mean? Well, I drink wine morning, noon and night. There's me rant. But I actually like Tom. He seems like a good lad.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  But yeah, don't, don't serve your white wine straight out of the freezer.

• 30:55Speaker 00

  No, you want it ice cold, especially in...

• 30:57Speaker 03

  No, you don't.

• 30:58Speaker 00

  In the summer, the heat wave, if you do.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  Okay. Archibald has answered the call once again.

• 31:03Speaker 00

  Same Archibald.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Same Archibald, with his response to my request to establish whether Jordan's voice has changed. Dear William Jordan and naturally the entire institution that is EPB, I almost don't want to read on. I write for the third occasion, as requested by William during...

• 31:19Speaker 00

  Christ, you'll be, have a seat up at the table next, Archibald.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  Has Jordan's voice changed? And frankly, darling, when summoned to offer an opinion of such national importance, one simply cannot refuse. William, I absolutely believe Jordan's voice has changed. It's developed a gloriously rich, velvety, faintly smoky quality, somewhere between a late night Radio 4 announcer, a minor European aristocrat announcing dinner, really, and a recently divorced gentleman returning from three weeks in Mykonos with a suspicious tan and strong opinions about linen.

• 31:49Speaker 00

  I mean, Archibald's great. If you have a croquet, we'll get him.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah. Of course, there's age, cigarettes and eight years of podcasting to consider, but let us not underestimate the microphone. Give an otherwise innocent male voice sufficiently expensive recording equipment and suddenly he sounds as though he's reclining on a silk chaise longue at Claridge's, preparing to disclose something both deeply inappropriate and extraordinarily well-funded. So yes, darling, Jordan's voice has changed. Whether it's age, cigarettes, superior acoustics, or simply the consequence of years-

• 32:19Speaker 00

  All the above.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  -spent saying things that we're never destined to survive beyond a WhatsApp group, I couldn't possibly say. I can, however, confirm that whatever the microphone is doing, it is doing it with considerable confidence. With the greatest affection, admiration and unnecessary grandeur, kind regards, Archibald Beaufort Hexley.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  I, thanks Archibald. I do think as, as you get older, your voice changes.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Oh, yes. I think it gets deeper.

• 32:43Speaker 00

  Definitely.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:45Speaker 00

  Definitely. Yeah. Some of my old radio links. It's not like my balls aren't dropped.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  It's not like they haven't.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  Are you, are you, is Jordan here?

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 00

  How old were you when your balls dropped? Do you know how I knew when my balls dropped? I answered the phone and my auntie didn't think it was my mum. I used to answer the phone. She said, "Hi Wendy." I'm like, "No, it's Jordan." She said, "Oh, put your mum on." And I once answered the phone when I was about 14, 15. I went, "Hello?" She said, "Oh, put your mum on." I thought, "Right, the balls have dropped now." That's when I knew. What about you?

• 33:17Speaker 03

  I don't know. I haven't given any thought whatsoever.

• 33:20Speaker 00

  It was a big thing in year nine, year 10, if your balls aren't dropped. You used to pretend at the age of, "All right." You then put your hand up in class. Right, his balls aren't dropped.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Finally, Mr. Fandango may have a story that's about to put Jordan off frubes for life. Dear William Jordan and the sexist crew-

• 33:38Speaker 00

  Don't, my only treat in life.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  After hearing Jordan mention frubes in a recent, recent episode, brought back a disturbing memory that I've outcompared to share with you. A few years back, I was chatting to a guy on Grindr and we got on to the subject of kinks. He told me of his love of frubing, which he describes as drinking cum out of a used condom.

• 34:00Speaker 00

  Oh, Jesus.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  The name apparently derives from the similarity between the extraction technique and the way people eat a frube yogurt tube. Do you want to do a demonstration again?

• 34:09Speaker 00

  No.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  To make the story worse-

• 34:10Speaker 00

  I mean, it is a great name for it.

• 34:13Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  Drinking cum out of a condom. Why would you do that? Why don't you just do it straight from the cock?

• 34:21Speaker 03

  To make the story-

• 34:23Speaker 00

  I don't get that as a kink. If you like cum, fine. If you like drinking cum, fine, but why won't you drink it straight from cock? Why would you put it in a condom? It's like those people that like milk straight from the teat. I get it. We don't put it in a...

• 34:40Speaker 03

  We'll clip this.

• 34:42Speaker 00

  We will not.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  To make the story worse, he went on to explain that he would often scout known dogging spots for discarded condoms.

• 34:49Speaker 00

  Oh, Jesus. You can't kink shame.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Well, not kink shaming, Mr. Fandango continues. To each their own, but this wasn't for me and we went our separate ways after that conversation. This may have either ruined Jordan's bliss hour snack of choice or made it more enjoyable. Interested to know which? Kind regards, Mr. Fandango in sunny Sussex.

• 35:10Speaker 00

  Ruined. Can you imagine that?

• 35:11Speaker 03

  He says-

• 35:12Speaker 00

  Going into work on Monday. Do much this weekend, Pete? Ah, just a bit of frubing. Ah, what's that then? Well, just go to the local park. Oh, okay. Have a look for used condoms. Sorry, but just have a look for any used condoms and then pick them up and drink them like a frube. How about you? I might weekend to have the kids, you know.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a lot.

• 35:33Speaker 00

  Frubing. That's put me off. Now, I love going home and having my frube and my brew and reading my book. That's what I do on a Thursday after this. I say, "Jim, go and have my brew."

• 35:43Speaker 03

  And have a frube.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  And have a frube. I'm never, ever going to eat a frube again.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  Well, hey, what you could do is you could, rather than frube into your mouth, frube into a little ramekin.

• 35:54Speaker 00

  Well, then I'll just get a yogurt. I'll just get a petit falou.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  So is it the process of, you like, or is it the actual taste of the yogurt?

• 36:02Speaker 00

  Because I never had it as a child.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  I'm glad to hear it.

• 36:05Speaker 00

  Tell you what, I'll do an etiquette video of me frubing.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Fuck's sake.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  Right? Of how to eat a frube, like one of your etiquette videos. Can I do that? I'm gonna dress up like you and do it. Remind me. I'll get Freddie to film it. Here's a frube. Here's how you eat a frube. Yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  You have to do it in a restaurant, though, and wind up people on tables next to you.

• 36:25Speaker 00

  Well, I won't do it in a restaurant. I'll do it in my house. Oh, that's actually, "I fucking love a frube and now I'm not gonna be able to eat it thinking of some old man's jizz in me mouth." Imagine going around picking up used Johnny's to frube. Right, let's finish with our comment of the week. This can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or any of our socials.

• 36:45Speaker 03

  Mark C65 on YouTube said, "I'm confused. Read the candlestick talk. Either Jordan and Ben were trolling William, or you need to introduce a dunce's cap for those two to wear."

• 36:55Speaker 00

  What's a dunce's cap?

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Quad rat demonstrandum again.

• 37:00Speaker 00

  What is it we all these big stupid words are using today? What's a dunce's cap and what's a rat's demonstration? What are you on about? What the fuck are you on about?

• 37:12Speaker 03

  A dunce's cap is a pointed cap that you would put, I think it was a Victorian school thing.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. They were horrible, Ben.

• 37:17Speaker 03

  That had D on it.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  Oh, I always thought that meant for like dickhead.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  Dunce.

• 37:22Speaker 00

  Dunce, yeah. Right. And what was the other thing you said?

• 37:24Speaker 03

  Quad rat demonstrandum. It's Latin for, and thus it proves my point. Or the point, in this case.

• 37:30Speaker 00

  Your candlestick chat got quite the reaction because you were wrong again, weren't you?

• 37:33Speaker 03

  No, I wasn't. Mark is backing me up. Arwen on Spotify said, "The way William says poo is most enjoyable. Terrible subject, great pronunciation."

• 37:43Speaker 00

  Poo, you do say poo nicely.

• 37:45Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 37:45Speaker 00

  Do you say, "I'm going for a poo"?

• 37:47Speaker 03

  I sound good to pressure it up.

• 37:50Speaker 00

  You do say that. Does that mean you're going for a poo?

• 37:52Speaker 03

  Not always. Just means I'm just going to go and, as Princess Alexandra would say, member of the royal family, "Opportunity to tidy."

• 38:00Speaker 00

  Again, coming from a working glass background, I honestly didn't realise until I got older and moved to London, that when you're going for shit, you don't announce to people that you're going for shit. And this was explained to me quite strictly. I just thought it was the norm. And I was told, "Why, you know, when you go for, to do that, you don't have to announce." And I grew up in an house where you announced you were going for a shit. You went, "I'm gonna go for a shit," obviously, mate. Generally, just thought every family did that.

• 38:33Speaker 03

  What I would do is anything that you were told growing up-

• 38:37Speaker 00

  That's a good rule of fun.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  You're starting again, basically.

• 38:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 38:43Speaker 03

  Start again. It was all wrong.

• 38:46Speaker 00

  Yeah. And I just thought-

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Love to went in green.

• 38:49Speaker 00

  I loved him mum, dad, but I just thought that was the norm.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  No. But our comment of the week goes to Hookster, who absolutely clocked us in the comments of our Going to School on a Saturday social clip, saying, "And yet you have both ended up co-hosts on a podcast."

• 39:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  And as I replied, "That's democracy for you."

• 39:06Speaker 00

  That's, that's, that's a great thing about this country. We both came from different spectrums. You went to a posh school that we went on Saturday. We, I, from an house where you announced you were going for a shit and look where we are now.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 39:18Speaker 00

  Exactly. Remember, you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on Global Player. If you want to get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, this is the place to do it on our Friday episodes to drop into our DMs or send us an email to [email protected]. If you've always wanted to get in touch, do it. Go on. There's still loads of you we've not heard from. We also love hearing back from the people we offer advice to. So if that's you, get back in touch and we'll see you on Tuesday.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Goodbye.

• 39:43Speaker 00

  Bye-bye.

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