Pod Insights Help I Sexted My Boss Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun About this episode The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping. The boys also nearly come to blows regarding an extremely questionable opinion regarding UHT milk, but quickly make up when they discover their latest 'doppelgängers'.
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1:20 Speaker 03 Hello and welcome to our Friday episode, where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful Giandivas.
1:34 Speaker 04 How the dickens are you?
1:35 Speaker 03 I'm good. How the dickens are you?
1:37 Speaker 04 I'm all right. We're on a programme called Saturday Kitchen on Saturday tomorrow.
1:42 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:43 Speaker 04 If you're listening to this contemporaneously.
1:45 Speaker 03 Yes, if you're listening to this on Friday tomorrow, we're on Saturday Kitchen from nine... no.
1:51 Speaker 04 When it's on, check your radio times.
1:53 Speaker 03 10 o'clock it's on, I think, Saturday Kitchen.
1:55 Speaker 04 In the morning.
1:56 Speaker 03 Wait, I can hear someone Googling.
2:00 Speaker 03 Ten. Ten. Lovely. How many producers? I'm going to Google that. Uh, yes.
2:05 Speaker 04 Now, you've done the show before.
2:06 Speaker 03 It's great. I've done the show. This will be my hat trick.
2:09 Speaker 04 Oh.
2:10 Speaker 05 Back of the net.
2:11 Speaker 04 There we go. A show that is the exception that proves the rule. It can't, you can be on it.
2:16 Speaker 03 Yes.
2:17 Speaker 04 And it still will continue. We were all a bit worried it was going to be the last ever performance of Titanic. But luckily we have continued.
2:23 Speaker 03 I'm not that much of a jinx.
2:25 Speaker 04 Um, now, there's going to be a food, is this where they do food heaven, food hell?
2:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, so yours will be fish.
2:31 Speaker 04 Well, on this, I was thinking, should I say when I do my research call?
2:37 Speaker 03 Don't mess with that.
2:37 Speaker 04 I hate pasta. Because then when everyone inevitably gets me to pick my food hell, I'm actually, ha ha.
2:46 Speaker 03 Do you know what? And there's not many people.
2:49 Speaker 04 Played the system.
2:49 Speaker 03 There are, oh, do you know what? There's not many people. That, that get picked as hell.
2:55 Speaker 04 Oh, they'll pick me as hell.
2:56 Speaker 03 But they will, in fact, there's, there's only a handful in like the past few years. But I know you will, and I want all the G and D'Vas to rally round on Saturday. Make sure you're watching and listening and vote for William's food hell, please.
3:09 Speaker 04 Can I get away on Saturday Kitchen with saying nothing fishy touches my lips?
3:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, you can go away.
3:14 Speaker 04 Okay, fine.
3:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, so please, please, if you want to watch some of fishy touch William's lips, watch us on Saturday Kitchen, tomorrow G and D'Vas. And vote, they'll tell you when you watch it how to vote, it's on the website, I don't think you have to pay for it.
3:25 Speaker 04 I'm not eating Matt Tebbett's prawn.
3:28 Speaker 03 It's such a fun show. It's such a fun show and you'll meet Amanda who runs it and stuff, she's great and everything, it's such a.
3:35 Speaker 04 From Senuus?
3:36 Speaker 03 You, Senuus.
3:37 Speaker 04 You clearly haven't watched a Mandaland.
3:39 Speaker 03 Um, it's fun and, um, you get, uh, you get to drink. Only thing is be careful because.
3:45 Speaker 04 I've got to do two shows.
3:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, I've got, oh, I have never left that, Shaun, Welby.
3:50 Speaker 04 I remember you two got into trouble, were you three?
3:53 Speaker 03 We had to put her in a taxi. She wasn't that bad, but she were pissed.
3:57 Speaker 04 I can remember watching Barry Humphries do it, the late Barry Humphries, and he was outrageous.
4:01 Speaker 03 Yeah.
4:01 Speaker 04 It was hilarious.
4:02 Speaker 03 Because they just play with wine at nine in the morning. They were, they were going to Shaun, she was like, telling her where it's from and stuff and what the great, what like the. And she went, it's all grape stock, eh? And just down there. Yeah, it'll be good, I'm looking forward to it.
4:17 Speaker 05 Can you bring the D? Bye, guys.
4:19 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, probably.
4:20 Speaker 03 Yeah, let's take some to Bonnet, actually.
4:22 Speaker 05 Take some to Bonnet.
4:23 Speaker 03 That's a good show.
4:23 Speaker 04 Can I leave that with you?
4:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
4:26 Speaker 04 Yep, great.
4:26 Speaker 03 Right, I'll text them to Barney. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going on a boat party after that.
4:31 Speaker 04 A boat?
4:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, I've got to be on a boat for half one. I'm going on all day piss up.
4:35 Speaker 04 Wow.
4:36 Speaker 03 I'm gonna be hammered. And then I'm flying on Sunday, I'm going to Greece.
4:41 Speaker 03 Not thought this through, have I?
4:42 Speaker 04 You have not thought that through.
4:43 Speaker 03 Can you be ill? What?
4:45 Speaker 04 Can you be ill?
4:45 Speaker 03 Oh, can't let people down. Where is, can we go into the help I sex in my bus cupboard? Don't ask any questions, I don't want any sniggering. The sailor's outfit from not the last tour, the tour previously, where is that, please? Asking for a friend.
4:58 Speaker 05 It's in storage.
4:59 Speaker 03 Yeah, can I, uh, have that out of storage?
5:01 Speaker 04 Actually, my Kylie Minogue costume, actually, in all seriousness, I would actually quite like it.
5:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, I won't mind that.
5:05 Speaker 04 I could have worn it for our pride warm-up the other day at the, at the theatre.
5:09 Speaker 03 So, can we go into the storage?
5:12 Speaker 05 For, for the boat party.
5:13 Speaker 03 Hmm. Is producer Matt in there? What's happened to him? Yeah, merchandise Matt, is he in there? Has anyone fed him for a while?
5:20 Speaker 05 It's all up in Salford.
5:22 Speaker 03 Oh, okay.
5:22 Speaker 05 Merchandise Matt is just, he just keeps track of everything.
5:26 Speaker 03 Yeah, he's in there. Yeah, I like that, kid. What you after? Fucking sailor's outfit, come here, I've got that for you there, mate. Where is he?
5:34 Speaker 05 You'd have to listen back to episodes from January 2020 for that reference.
5:38 Speaker 03 For merchandise. Is he still with us?
5:40 Speaker 05 Six years ago.
5:41 Speaker 03 Is he still at Audio Always?
5:43 Speaker 05 There, there's a story there, but yeah, he's, he's with Audio Always currently.
5:46 Speaker 03 I like that, lads. Yeah. Basically, we used to have a merch stand, for those who don't know, and he used to sell merch us.
5:54 Speaker 04 Yeah.
5:54 Speaker 05 I imagine some people will, well, some gene devils will have met him.
5:58 Speaker 03 They'll have met him, in between smoking rollies. Alright, dear lads, what you want here? I'll do you two for a tenner. How about that? I'll chuck in a pig stick for the dog.
6:09 Speaker 05 Matt and I shared a bed, that's what I always.
6:11 Speaker 03 Oh, my god, you've never got over that.
6:13 Speaker 04 They were like, Jordan, Jordan and I were sharing a bed and we were like, fine, we've known each other years, not a problem. You two were like, you know, you did a little pillow, sort of pillows down the middle of the bed, so you didn't possibly touch.
6:23 Speaker 03 It's pathetic. Okay, oh, by the way, before I go, I'd nick that quote from Phoenix and it's, but, pig stick for the dog. Right. Let's do it. What have we got, Willie?
6:33 Speaker 04 Last week, I said I was planning to try something new on my holiday and we asked our gene devils to get it.
6:38 Speaker 03 How was that for you both?
6:39 Speaker 04 We haven't tried it yet, actually.
6:42 Speaker 04 Uh, but thanks for the tips. Uh, but we asked.
6:46 Speaker 03 Once it's in, it done it.
6:53 Speaker 04 We asked you to guess what it was. So have we done any of them? How close are the G and D'vers? And would you try this? Heidi said straw pedoing, whatever that is, a blue W K D. Stephanie said Downing Lady Petro. Petro? Petro. What is straw pedoing, please?
7:13 Speaker 03 Um, where you down a bottle with you keep the straw in. So if you have the straw in, it comes out quicker.
7:18 Speaker 04 That was the old.
7:18 Speaker 05 Really? A straw in a bottle. Yeah. And then you bend the straw. Yeah. You hold the straw bend and through some sort of physics, the liquid comes out super quick. Yeah. If you, if you don't mind a lot of liquid hitting the back of your throat very quickly, then it's, it's, it's good for you.
7:32 Speaker 03 I will, before we leave this earth, me and you will straw pedo W K D. I might do that on holiday.
7:40 Speaker 05 Yeah, could do it next week.
7:41 Speaker 03 Okay. Is that what you're going to be doing?
7:42 Speaker 04 No.
7:42 Speaker 03 Okay.
7:43 Speaker 04 Um, on a style note, Emily said fake tan. Abby said flip flops and a vest. Annie said socks and sandals. I've never do socks and sandals.
7:51 Speaker 03 Socks and sandals is back in.
7:52 Speaker 04 I know Mike is doing it around the house at the moment. I don't like it.
7:55 Speaker 05 You do do fake tan though every night.
7:57 Speaker 04 I don't fake tan every night. I've had spray tans.
7:59 Speaker 03 Same thing.
8:01 Speaker 05 Isn't that the same?
8:01 Speaker 04 Well, yes, but it's, I would say fake tan is more at home, whereas a spray tan is more professional.
8:07 Speaker 03 I'm the best at rubbing fake tanning because I learned as a camp young Jordan used to do it for Wendy, didn't he?
8:11 Speaker 04 Hmm. Do you use a mitt or do you use your?
8:13 Speaker 03 I used to use my hands and I've talked about this before. I forgot to wash them and went into school next day and everyone took the piss out of me. Miss Crank from my team and we go to staff room.
8:20 Speaker 04 Miss Crank?
8:20 Speaker 03 Yeah, she made me go to staff room.
8:22 Speaker 04 Sounds like she's from Roald Dahl.
8:24 Speaker 03 Hey, don't I still speak to?
8:26 Speaker 04 No, it's, I'm sure, I'm sure she's lovely.
8:28 Speaker 03 She's called me Donna. She's a deputy.
8:30 Speaker 04 Donna Crank. That is a, that is a name from either Roald Dahl or Horrible Henry.
8:34 Speaker 03 You know that YouTube series I'm doing, you can watch it on there that they turned up my old teachers, you know, that surprise dinner party?
8:40 Speaker 04 Yes.
8:41 Speaker 03 I'll get a plug in for one of my things, seeing as you do, can't get them, but it's, it's on YouTube. Just type in G and D'vers surprise dinner party and I have to, I don't know what I'm cooking or who I'm cooking for. And then I start making the dinner and then guest comes, we've had Jedward and like.
8:56 Speaker 04 And Miss Crank.
8:57 Speaker 03 And my teachers. Anyway.
8:58 Speaker 05 Did you remember them all?
9:00 Speaker 03 Yes, but I kept calling Mr Waters, Mr Walters for some reason.
9:03 Speaker 05 Oh, you're joking.
9:05 Speaker 03 Which I felt bad for.
9:06 Speaker 04 Um, will you be wearing shorts on in Greece? You must be wearing shorts in Greece.
9:09 Speaker 03 Will I be wearing shorts? Course I bloody will.
9:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think it's fine to wear shorts on holiday. It's not a problem.
9:15 Speaker 03 Went for a run the other day. I had to take my top off.
9:18 Speaker 04 Oh, of course you will.
9:20 Speaker 03 For the first time, really liberating. Honestly, I know why nudists are into it now. Cause I think that's.
9:26 Speaker 04 No, but remember, I've said it before with nudist beaches, they don't all look like Shaw Mendes on nudist beaches. You don't turn up and you're looking at loads of Shaw Mendes and Tom Hollands. You are looking at different body types, which is fine, but just you.
9:39 Speaker 04 What the fuck are you wearing?
9:40 Speaker 03 My running care.
9:41 Speaker 04 Why are you wearing rainbow glass? Also, why is it upside down?
9:48 Speaker 04 What?
9:49 Speaker 03 Currently running down the river with my tampons and it's uh, it's quite liberating.
9:56 Speaker 04 What, what, what are you wearing?
9:58 Speaker 03 My vest.
9:59 Speaker 04 Your ve- but what?
10:02 Speaker 05 Can you turn it round the right way, please?
10:04 Speaker 04 Can you, can you not edit and rotate that? That's annoying.
10:07 Speaker 03 Anyway.
10:07 Speaker 05 Your sunglasses look quite swish as well.
10:09 Speaker 04 Yes, you've had them a long time. No?
10:13 Speaker 03 A couple of years.
10:14 Speaker 04 Well, you look lovely, Jordan.
10:15 Speaker 03 Thank you.
10:16 Speaker 04 There are a few activity suggestions. Rye said, I might be trying camping.
10:21 Speaker 03 You're more chance of plating piss than him camping. No chance.
10:24 Speaker 04 Uh, Danielle said skinny dipping. Absolutely not.
10:26 Speaker 03 See, more chance of that.
10:27 Speaker 05 In Ibiza.
10:28 Speaker 03 Did ya? You're, you're right, dirty bitch. Look at that. Oh, that was.
10:33 Speaker 04 He's just giving me a wink.
10:34 Speaker 03 Do you know what? As far as winks go, that was pretty sexy that Ben just did.
10:37 Speaker 04 I feel like I'm reading that letter from Tuesday again.
10:39 Speaker 03 I skinny dipped in stitches, funnily enough.
10:42 Speaker 04 Did you? That's not called skinny dipping.
10:45 Speaker 03 At a wedding I went to.
10:46 Speaker 04 At a wedding?
10:47 Speaker 03 Ended up skinny dipping. Oh, I've done it. I've skinny dipped in Ibiza, actually.
10:52 Speaker 05 You and me both, aren't you?
10:53 Speaker 04 Just going back to your skinny dipping, were you with, you obviously with Kat?
10:56 Speaker 05 Yes.
10:56 Speaker 04 I assume, unless she was out.
10:57 Speaker 05 She was there.
10:58 Speaker 04 And other friends?
10:59 Speaker 05 Yeah.
11:00 Speaker 04 Do you not find that awkward?
11:02 Speaker 05 It was a, it was a, there was a very, it, it very much didn't feel like a Hollywood movie where everyone was like jumping in and like frolicking. It was very much like everyone looked that way whilst the girls get in the pool.
11:12 Speaker 04 And you.
11:13 Speaker 05 It was.
11:13 Speaker 04 And how about when you get out the pool?
11:14 Speaker 03 Can I?
11:15 Speaker 05 Then everyone left. It was very, it was, it was quite methodical.
11:18 Speaker 03 You don't do it in the pool. You do it in the sea.
11:20 Speaker 05 Well, I did, I was.
11:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, because surely in a pool, you can see everything because of the chlorine.
11:24 Speaker 05 You don't look.
11:25 Speaker 03 We did it. We ran in and then you take your stuff off and it feel, honestly, it feels amazing. I, and it's, it actually feels amazing in the sea. And you're like.
11:35 Speaker 05 Balls. Yeah, we, yeah, that was what we did.
11:38 Speaker 03 It, it genuinely, I've only done it once and it. What, we want to do my top off and skinny dipping?
11:44 Speaker 04 Are you okay? Do you need a fart?
11:45 Speaker 03 We're doing it.
11:47 Speaker 04 You are, you are, you are like a dog on heat today.
11:49 Speaker 03 Wow. Wow.
11:52 Speaker 05 No, I do not. Thank you very much.
11:53 Speaker 04 Comes back to being naked or sex with you today. Um, Joanne said the morning water aerobics class after claiming my sunbed at six AM, presumably for me to sun lounger, not a sunbed.
12:06 Speaker 05 I can imagine you doing that.
12:07 Speaker 04 Yeah. I would quite like to do water aerobics with a sort of a pool noodle with a bunch of geriatrics. That would be quite fun.
12:13 Speaker 03 We can arrange that.
12:14 Speaker 04 Rebecca said, I've been trying a pint and saying, Cor, she's a bit of all right.
12:20 Speaker 05 That's Jordan in London in the heat.
12:22 Speaker 04 Yeah. And, and some people suggested I'd be trying sex with a woman, but the least realistic suggestion came from James, who said I might be flying economy. Absolutely no way.
12:33 Speaker 03 Okay.
12:34 Speaker 04 I will come back to you with whether I do try it or not and what it is, but I'm, even, even Mikey, when he, the, the thing went up on social, sent it to me going, sorry, what, what?
12:41 Speaker 03 What is it? Have you told me?
12:43 Speaker 04 No, I haven't actually.
12:44 Speaker 03 So what's this thing you're trying?
12:46 Speaker 05 How long are you gonna leave us hanging for?
12:49 Speaker 04 Couple of weeks.
12:50 Speaker 03 Are you gonna sunbathe naked?
12:51 Speaker 04 No.
12:53 Speaker 03 Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. I can read you like.
12:58 Speaker 04 Write it down. Write it down then.
13:00 Speaker 03 Okay. I know exactly what it is and I know for a fact I'll be right here. Let me write this down.
13:06 Speaker 05 How many pieces of paper do you have in your pocket?
13:10 Speaker 04 You're going to...
13:14 Speaker 03 Piss off.
13:16 Speaker 04 Oh, no.
13:17 Speaker 03 What?
13:17 Speaker 04 No.
13:18 Speaker 03 I thought you were gonna wear Speedos.
13:19 Speaker 04 No.
13:21 Speaker 03 No. Now that you're all...
13:25 Speaker 04 I mean, I would. I don't have any comms with that, but I actually don't like the feel of them. I prefer a little trunk. After our stage door etiquette dilemma, we asked Aljean Divas for awkward celebrity encounters, and we got a lot of responses. Laura saw Harry Redknapp at the vets. Presumably he was with an animal. He wasn't being checked out himself.
13:45 Speaker 04 Wasn't on all fours on a stainless steel table.
13:47 Speaker 05 With a probe up his bum.
13:50 Speaker 04 It was during Covid, so they all stood in the car park and just nodded. Daze's brother bumped into Rod Gilbert at the Orinals.
13:58 Speaker 03 He's funny, him.
13:59 Speaker 04 Emma saw Anton Dubek in Fat Face. That's not a very Anton Dubek store, I'll be honest, and had to help him choose a top for his wife as he'd forgotten his glasses.
14:09 Speaker 03 Is he married?
14:09 Speaker 04 He is. Yeah. KB's friend greeted Richard E. Grant, assuming she'd had sex with him, and only later realised he's famous. He sat behind me once on a flight. Sam met Alison Hammond and didn't know what to say, so just said, "My mum's name is Alison, too."
14:25 Speaker 03 Brilliant.
14:26 Speaker 04 Lucy opened a door for Tom Hardy, and when he said "thank you", they said "you too", yeah, when you don't know what to say. And Emma said, "Alan Titchmarsh came to the café I was working at. As he left, he reached towards me in front of all my colleagues. I assumed he wanted a hug, so I gladly leant forwards to receive. A moment of embarrassment as he realised what I was doing. He laughed and gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek, only to show me the money he was reaching to put in the tip jar behind me."
14:49 Speaker 03 Oh, little Titchmarsh giving tips.
14:52 Speaker 05 Little Tipmarsh.
14:54 Speaker 03 Alan Tipmarsh. Get that fucking mic off him, because that was coming. I was thinking of that. I was getting there.
15:01 Speaker 04 My English teacher never used to, um, like Alan Titchmarsh and used to call him A-Tit.
15:06 Speaker 03 Why?
15:06 Speaker 04 It's A-Tit.
15:08 Speaker 03 How can you not? I used to love his tea time show.
15:10 Speaker 04 I was on it.
15:12 Speaker 03 Well, yeah.
15:12 Speaker 04 Numerous times.
15:13 Speaker 03 What happened to those ITV T time?
15:15 Speaker 04 Well, because it was Paul O'Grady for years.
15:17 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was Paul O'Grady, then it was Titus.
15:19 Speaker 04 Melon Sue, I think, did one.
15:20 Speaker 03 Yeah, did Melon Sue do one?
15:22 Speaker 05 I tell you, there's just like a sort of talent in the sort of presenter.
15:26 Speaker 03 Anthony Cotton, Anthony Cotton did one.
15:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, and then Paul O'Grady, I think, went back. And Ate It did one, that was the most, that was very successful.
15:32 Speaker 03 I just love coming home from school and watching Paul O'Grady.
15:36 Speaker 05 Anthony Cotton was the first celebrity that I met when I started this job nine years ago.
15:40 Speaker 04 Really?
15:40 Speaker 05 Got in a lift with him.
15:42 Speaker 03 Really?
15:43 Speaker 04 The only way is up. Lift, it's a lift joke.
15:47 Speaker 05 It's a metaphor.
15:48 Speaker 04 Now, this is about people meeting us. Now, Gary cried meeting Jordan, having a drink with him and EPB in Belfast. He was crying because I wasn't there.
15:58 Speaker 05 I think that's because that was when you got, you fell asleep in the back of the van.
16:02 Speaker 04 I know, I fell into the back of a van.
16:03 Speaker 03 No, no, no, he didn't, he fell into a rubbish bin in Belfast.
16:07 Speaker 05 I think he did both. He fell into the bin and then we.
16:09 Speaker 03 Fell into a big industrial bin, he was shitfaced.
16:11 Speaker 05 Carried him into the van.
16:13 Speaker 03 Gary, I do remember that. I cried the next day and nearly missed my fucking flight home.
16:18 Speaker 04 Sarah met you, Jordan, outside Capital, it wasn't awkward at all, he was lovely. Lenca waved at me from Proof Rock Coffee and was horrified to realise that they know me from Instagram, not real life. Hermione met producer Ben and me and apparently forgot how to interact like a human. And Ab said Titanic is one of my favourite musicals. Me and my best friend, my best friend and I, have seen it over thirty times in the West End. Having been a G and D ever since twenty twenty three, I have loved getting to watch William absolutely smashing it as Ruth. However, the second time I met William at stage door, I decided to share a thought ahead during the show with him. Whether he reckons he has ever drunk water that has come from the iceberg that sunk the Titanic. It's a very deep question. I fear that this is one of the strangest first impressions I have made in my life and it pops into my head at three AM frequently.
17:02 Speaker 03 Can I have, what were you drinking? Battery acid.
17:07 Speaker 04 I mean, it's a, it's a, probably we have done, I mean. Because I think, because I think Jonathan told me this once, because he went once to a water plant on tour, don't ask. And your average glass of water that you get from the tap has been through other people at least seven times. And it's part, obviously it's been, you know, cleaned and whatever, but has been through on average.
17:28 Speaker 03 That puts me off.
17:29 Speaker 04 It does put you off. It's a great advert for buying bottled water.
17:33 Speaker 03 I think the bottled water would be the same.
17:35 Speaker 04 Yeah. Well, true.
17:36 Speaker 03 Microplastics as well and stuff, isn't it?
17:39 Speaker 04 Well, I'd try to buy cans where, where possible.
17:41 Speaker 03 I'm just saying like this in water.
17:43 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Anyway, over that, that sobering thought, we'll have more of your emails, messages and letters after the break.
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19:09 Speaker 03 All right, Gene Devers, we are back for our Friday episode. William, what have you got?
19:15 Speaker 04 Well, Lucy has messaged in after we've been causing problems at her school. Hello, Team Sexted, another teacher here who had a help I sexted my boss projected onto the whiteboard. I dread to think how many times, thankfully, just the title of the podcast at the side of my Spotify. However, I do teach year three, that's seven to eight year olds.
19:32 Speaker 03 Oh.
19:32 Speaker 04 So it's rather more problematic for the word sexted to be anywhere in the class. A child came over to my desk and said, Miss, there's something on the board that I don't think you want on there. He pointed to right where it said, help I sexted my boss. And as I noticed, the panic set in. He then pointed at where it said my first name and said, now we all know your name is Lucy.
19:51 Speaker 03 Oh.
19:52 Speaker 04 Such a relief, but a bit inconvenient as now I have to freeze the board to load Spotify anytime I want it and YouTube is signed out. Thanks for such a brilliant podcast, Lucy.
20:01 Speaker 03 I remember my uni lecturer went to put YouTube in to show us a clip and just loads of YouPorn come up on his laptop. I'll never forget it. Funnily enough, it was shown as a clip from Mad Men, which I then watched and got into.
20:17 Speaker 04 Yes, you did. You loved that. Ellen.
20:19 Speaker 03 Get into YouPorn as well.
20:23 Speaker 03 No, just remember that.
20:25 Speaker 04 Ellen has messaged in after a disappointing trip to the cinema. Dear William, Jordan, The Garden Gnome and Ben, my best friend, Dr. Dodi, who deserves a little shout out, and I are absolute diehard fans of both Toy Story and the podcast.
20:37 Speaker 03 Oh god, here we go.
20:38 Speaker 04 So you can imagine.
20:38 Speaker 03 I can take the bad reviews, it's fine.
20:40 Speaker 04 So you can imagine our excitement when we discovered that Jordan was voicing The Garden Gnome.
20:44 Speaker 03 Shut up, Chair!
20:45 Speaker 04 As expats living in the Middle East, we rushed off to see the film and spent the entire time eagerly awaiting Jordan's appearance. The perfect crossover of our two favourite things. Imagine our confusion then when The Garden Gnome appeared with an American accent. Naturally, we raced home and consulted Google only to discover that in different parts of the world, some of the characters have entirely different voice actors and accents. We were genuinely devastated.
21:08 Speaker 03 Oh, I'm so sorry.
21:09 Speaker 04 So from two loyal fans who feel they've been rather deprived, we have one small request. Would Jordan be willing to read The Garden Gnome's lines on the podcast so that we can finally hear the performance we're so excited about? We promise it would make two very happy listeners. With best wishes, Ellen and Dr. Dodi.
21:25 Speaker 03 Oh, please. Shut up, Chair! Quick, shut the door before they come back!
21:33 Speaker 04 Okay.
21:37 Speaker 04 Okay, so that's your first scene. What's the second scene?
21:40 Speaker 03 No, that's it.
21:41 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
21:41 Speaker 03 No, there was actually, genuinely, there's more in it, but that's the ones I can remember. There is, there is, there's more.
21:46 Speaker 04 And that's interjected with other characters' speech. Yeah, okay.
21:49 Speaker 03 And scene.
21:50 Speaker 04 You're so good.
21:51 Speaker 03 Thank you.
21:52 Speaker 04 Well, Ellen and Dr. Dodi, you're a good excuse to come over here.
21:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, and you're definite, like, you will definitely know it's me. It sticks out like a sore thumb.
22:02 Speaker 04 Yes, I have been told by someone that in a, in a film full of American accents, then suddenly it switches to a Lancashire accent, which is, which is funny. But it like, it's noticeably you. There's no way that anyone can say that was not Jordan.
22:15 Speaker 03 Well, it was, and it was great. It's better than the other one. Ooh!
22:20 Speaker 04 Anonymous has written in to complain about the state of tea drinking. This sounds right up my street.
22:26 Speaker 03 Lot of complaints today.
22:27 Speaker 04 Dear William and Jordan, from a former butler to an expert on etiquette and a classic but innocently funny guy, that's you, Jordan, my husband and I like to polish our antiques, whatever you want to call it, whilst we listen to your show. Sometimes we cook dinner, but a lot of the time it's shining the finer things than having a drink or two. We recently went on holiday and I ordered tea. When the drinks were served, my tea was in a see-through glass thermos. It was hideous, it dripped all over the table and the saucer and it looked terrible. However, designers clearly didn't give thought to being proper or aesthetically pleasing. Tea should be served in a teapot with a teacup and saucer and the teapot should not drip at all. What would you have done if you were served tea in a receptacle not fit for purpose? By the way, if national service were compulsory, William, you would be the aide-de-camp.
23:10 Speaker 04 And Jordan, I think it's meant to be aide-de-camp. And Jordan, you would be AWOL.
23:17 Speaker 03 I'd do my service.
23:18 Speaker 04 To be fair, actually putting Jordan in national service would be good because the war would be over very quickly.
23:26 Speaker 04 And that is where you would get the last laugh.
23:29 Speaker 03 Exactly. That, oh, here comes Northwell, it'll get cancelled, so get me out of there. I wouldn't go AWOL, I'd do my service. Salute from the wrong hand.
23:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'd get stuck writing.
23:40 Speaker 04 So there's a photo here of this, also, why have you written anonymously? I don't think they're going to press charges.
23:47 Speaker 03 I do admit that tea doesn't look great, but I'll say this before and I'll say it again, tea's for home. Brew's for home. Brew's for home and for your hotel.
23:57 Speaker 05 And work, surely.
23:58 Speaker 04 I mean, also.
23:58 Speaker 03 And work, and sorry, but you never, don't order a tea out because A.
24:03 Speaker 04 Well, if you're in somewhere nice.
24:04 Speaker 03 Charge a two pound odd for a tea, get a bag of tea bags for that. A brew for me personally is on because you can make your own tea then and you can do it how you like. Personally, or if you're going to like somewhere that specializes in tea, but never get a brew out. Never order tea at like an airport cafe or something like that.
24:22 Speaker 04 Well, this is why I won't drink tea because I just see so many bad teas.
24:26 Speaker 03 But if you make your own and do it proper.
24:27 Speaker 04 I still don't know. But also going back to another, look, this picture that has been sent in, I mean, you've going somewhere that have orange plastic chairs. I mean, what did you expect? This is what I'd say, but this glass vessel, having zoomed in, it's got the sort of the, at least it's loose leaf tea. Cause it's got that sort of the tea strainer in built. It does look like it's doubly insulated, so it does probably keep it hot, but I would agree a teapot is a lot better.
24:53 Speaker 03 Remind me to pack teabags for my holiday.
24:57 Speaker 04 Jordan's talking to his phone.
24:59 Speaker 03 On Friday when I pack at four P M. Thank you.
25:04 Speaker 04 Rupert has.
25:05 Speaker 03 I love having a brew in hotel on holiday with that little U H T milk they do.
25:09 Speaker 04 Oh.
25:09 Speaker 03 No, it's something about it. And then when you.
25:11 Speaker 04 Sorry, you have lost all your tea credentials.
25:13 Speaker 03 No, no, no, let me explain, bitch, please let me explain. Cause it's, it, it reminds you being on holiday. First day or two, it's horrible.
25:21 Speaker 04 What do you mean it reminds you being on holiday? You are on holiday.
25:23 Speaker 03 Can you let me finish? And then it like, and then it gets better and you get used to it and you think, oh, oh, it reminds me of it. And then when you get back from airport and you have your first proper brew, you're like, ah, this is why I live in Britain. This is why I'll never leave. And then every now and then, when you get home and you've not got enough milk in and you open lo- long live milk from cupboard. You have it and then it reminds you of your holiday.
25:48 Speaker 04 Right.
25:49 Speaker 03 Are you, are you with me there?
25:50 Speaker 05 Can't relate.
25:51 Speaker 03 Are you, are you with me? You know, like when you spray a spray or you put a bit of suntan lotion on it, it reminds you of your holiday.
25:58 Speaker 04 I get that, yeah.
25:59 Speaker 03 Having a brew with U H T milk reminds me of my holiday.
26:01 Speaker 05 I talked to someone who said that they go through airports and then they buy like a perfume within the airport and then use it all over their holiday.
26:08 Speaker 03 I do that.
26:09 Speaker 05 Specific holiday, then you can like, you use it again in the future and you're like, I remember that.
26:13 Speaker 03 I do that every time I go to Skegness.
26:15 Speaker 04 Great. Rupert has a bone to pick. Dear William, Jordan and PB, this is just for your oral pleasure, oral, A U R A L. As you are such a knowledgeable and particular person in respect to pronunciation and grammar, I feel compelled to write in. Having discovered your podcast around six months ago, I regularly enjoy listening during my varying commutes around the country to date. I have reached the episode just before your wedding. It has come to my attention that you mispronounced two words, which surprises me. Here we go.
26:40 Speaker 03 I'm always there for this.
26:41 Speaker 04 The first is the high-quality appliance company Mila, which you pronounce Milay, which frankly makes me shit itch as it's pronounced Mila. How can I be so sure, you might ask? Firstly, many moons ago, Mila used to provide retailers with promotional materials stating, I'm a Mila dealer, in an onomatopoeic style. Secondly, my wife worked for Mila for many years and was taught how to pronounce it. So please adjust accordingly. I think if you were up to speed, I have done. The second word is congratulations, which you mispronounce as congratulations, which makes my eye twitch in frustration.
27:18 Speaker 03 That's because you've been spending, you need to go and see your thank you coach again.
27:21 Speaker 04 Spending too much time with Jordan. Although perhaps it shouldn't come as a surprise that you slip a D in unexpectedly.
27:26 Speaker 03 Congratulations.
27:28 Speaker 04 Congratulations, yeah.
27:29 Speaker 03 That is, that's stuck in her, I can tell that's hurt, that's been picked.
27:32 Speaker 04 Well, I don't, I mean, I think it depends also if I'm tired, as indeed everyone's speech changes when you're tired.
27:38 Speaker 03 Does it?
27:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:39 Speaker 03 But that proves to me that your language isn't proper, because you have to think about it constantly.
27:44 Speaker 04 What?
27:45 Speaker 03 That proves that you're, because what, you have a dialect coach, don't you?
27:49 Speaker 04 Well, I had an elocution.
27:50 Speaker 03 An elocution teacher, which again, we did back in Covid.
27:54 Speaker 04 Covid, yeah.
27:54 Speaker 03 Because you worried that your vowels were going too flat. So that proves to me that if you've got to think about every word, that it's not proper English then.
28:02 Speaker 04 I'm not sure I follow that train of thought.
28:05 Speaker 03 No, it is, because you think.
28:06 Speaker 05 You're saying you need to think about it.
28:07 Speaker 03 You need to think about it. So when you're tired, you just go, you just put congratulations. But when you're being you and prim and proper, you go congratulations.
28:14 Speaker 05 It's inauthentic.
28:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's what I mean. It's not your own.
28:17 Speaker 04 So I remember what Gary, my elocution tutor, said when we were doing things like tissue, et cetera, which is correct. He said, you can, you can choose, as an RP speaker, you can choose which words to correctly pronounce. However, if it is going to distract from the meaning of the sentence or what you're trying to say.
28:35 Speaker 03 You're stretching your words out now. Should I prove a point, but go on?
28:39 Speaker 04 You can go back to basically saying it in a more conventional, non-RP way, not with a flat vowel, obviously. So it depends on the meaning. So sometimes I don't say tiss you, or YouTube is correct, but I have been known to say YouTube if we are just.
28:56 Speaker 03 YouTube.
28:57 Speaker 04 It's not, there's no C in it.
28:58 Speaker 03 Tissue.
28:59 Speaker 04 Tiss you.
29:00 Speaker 03 Tiss you. Have I said that right?
29:02 Speaker 04 Tiss you, yeah.
29:03 Speaker 03 Tiss you.
29:04 Speaker 04 Tiss you and iss you.
29:05 Speaker 03 You don't like sushis, why would you say that?
29:06 Speaker 04 What? Sushi?
29:08 Speaker 03 It's issu.
29:09 Speaker 04 No.
29:12 Speaker 04 He's pleased with that.
29:13 Speaker 05 No, no, not allowing that.
29:15 Speaker 04 Um, we'll continue with Rupert's letter.
29:17 Speaker 03 I love sushi, and I don't care if you think I've changed. I bloody love sushi.
29:23 Speaker 04 Um, finally, you might have noticed the significant absence of punctuation in this message. This is not due to my inability to use it, I just felt compelled to be annoying and make reading it irritating. Trust me, it's not what irritated me. Anyway, much love, and if you do choose to read this out, I might reach the episode in 2027 or 2028 at my current pace of listening. I hope that my message and my stated commitment to listening means I can dispense with the need to provide any additional compliments or platitudes, as they are hopefully unnecessary. Rupert.
29:53 Speaker 03 Of course he was called Rupert.
29:55 Speaker 04 Yes, quite.
29:55 Speaker 03 I'm not judging, but of course he was called Rupert.
29:57 Speaker 04 Yes.
29:58 Speaker 03 Rupert, Rupert the bear.
30:01 Speaker 04 My brother was going to be Rupert, and then my father said I can't have a son called Rupert.
30:05 Speaker 03 Why?
30:05 Speaker 04 So that's his middle name, or one of them.
30:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, they paid for you both to have elocution lessons.
30:09 Speaker 04 James hasn't had it.
30:10 Speaker 03 Oh, has he not?
30:11 Speaker 04 Which I think is quite obvious.
30:13 Speaker 03 Do you? When he's on LBC?
30:15 Speaker 04 No, he's got a very good voice, but his, you know, the vowels are not as round.
30:19 Speaker 03 Oh, what do you think of the current state of the country? It's James, James, James Ensign here.
30:24 Speaker 04 No, in my brother's defence, he sounds absolutely nothing like it.
30:26 Speaker 03 Does a bit when he's on LBC.
30:28 Speaker 05 James Rupert Ensign here.
30:29 Speaker 03 He goes, I see him in corridors, like, all right, James, oh, whoop-de-whoop, hey, George, you okay? Just about to do my shift, we're brewing some, and he gets here and goes, what, what do you think about this? What do you think of this shoeless? Laddie can't drive your taxi anywhere, can you?
30:46 Speaker 04 Get him started on the triple lock pension, he's got thoughts on that.
30:48 Speaker 03 No, I actually think some of the, some of his videos, he's got very good points on the cost of like house prices and stuff.
30:54 Speaker 04 He's coming tomorrow to the show and I did something very nice. I said, because he's come before. I said, where are you and your friend sitting? And he said, oh, we're in the upper circle. And, and I went, the upper circle?
31:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, see all the birds from up there, Joe? Yeah.
31:06 Speaker 04 Well, there's two on my head. Um, and I said, the upper circle. He went, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went, what row? He went, row three. I was like, there are only three rows in the upper circle. That's the very, very top. He thought he had booked the middle layer.
31:18 Speaker 03 Oh.
31:19 Speaker 04 Anyway, so I've spoken to the box office and I've had him moved into the stalls, which I think is a very nice brotherly thing to do.
31:24 Speaker 05 Well, it's not what you know, it's who you know.
31:26 Speaker 04 I mean, I've paid for that.
31:28 Speaker 05 Privileges.
31:28 Speaker 03 I'm sorry, but you've met out like you've sorted World Cup final tickets there.
31:32 Speaker 04 Well, I mean, it's pretty much I have.
31:34 Speaker 05 You've moved him to two empty seats.
31:35 Speaker 04 Oh, what, what?
31:38 Speaker 04 Five. Um, I am slightly concerned because what day is the World Cup final?
31:44 Speaker 03 So at the time of recording, because we're going to, we're keeping it very ambiguous. So at the time of recording, England are playing.
31:51 Speaker 04 Norway.
31:51 Speaker 03 England are playing Norway on Saturday.
31:54 Speaker 05 No way.
31:55 Speaker 04 Nor- no, Norway.
31:56 Speaker 03 And I swear to God, if they beat us, I will shove that drumstick so far up Harland's arse, he won't be able to fucking run for a week.
32:04 Speaker 04 Who's Harland?
32:05 Speaker 03 Right.
32:06 Speaker 05 Erling Haaland?
32:07 Speaker 03 Erling Haaland.
32:08 Speaker 04 Which means hello.
32:09 Speaker 03 Sorry, that was, that was the, that was the football in me. I actually really like Haaland. I think he's the best player in the world. I genuinely do.
32:15 Speaker 04 Better than Messi?
32:17 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:17 Speaker 05 Better than, not better than Decas.
32:20 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:21 Speaker 05 Not better than Hazard.
32:23 Speaker 03 I, I think Harry Kane's massively underrated. I think, because we're English, like, we used to have a Kane's massively underrated. But Harland's got the age, Annie. Harland's still on the.
32:32 Speaker 04 Anyway, when is the World Cup final?
32:34 Speaker 03 At the time of listening, it's on on Sunday.
32:36 Speaker 04 I am worried about our audience that night.
32:38 Speaker 03 Oh, it'll be dead.
32:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:39 Speaker 03 I'm gonna, you know, I'm flying out to Greece on Sunday. If we're in the final, I'm gonna fly out on Monday. I wanna be here. I don't wanna be in Greece when England win, do I? I wanna be.
32:47 Speaker 05 Back that completely.
32:48 Speaker 03 Come on, England! We, we might not even be in the final.
32:51 Speaker 05 We're already out by this point, probably.
32:52 Speaker 03 Ah, come on, we'll go all the way. I think I'll be in England, France final.
32:57 Speaker 04 Oh, well, if it's that, we're definitely not winning.
32:58 Speaker 03 So today is Thursday, the 9th of July. And it is thirteen forty six PM. I think it'll be an England France final.
33:08 Speaker 05 I mean, it's not like, yeah.
33:10 Speaker 04 God, I'm going to Paris in two weeks. God, if it's, if it is, oh.
33:13 Speaker 03 We'll let you in.
33:15 Speaker 04 Okay. Um, Lee and Leanne wanted to share their delight at taking a selfie with me.
33:21 Speaker 03 Let's have a look. Where did you, where did you see that?
33:24 Speaker 05 Read it.
33:25 Speaker 03 You were doing karaoke.
33:26 Speaker 04 Imagine my surprise at the weekend when me and my girlfriend met William Hanson in a pub known for daytime karaoke, sticky bars and pints of Stella in the poshest town in the UK.
33:33 Speaker 03 You were getting out and about.
33:35 Speaker 04 Picture attached, Lee and Leanne.
33:36 Speaker 03 Jesus Christ. Oh my God, that's your doppelganger. That looks like me and you when we first started recording.
33:46 Speaker 03 Look at that. That's genuinely, get that on the carousel. That was me and William not three years ago.
33:52 Speaker 04 Actually look like one of your brothers now.
33:54 Speaker 03 Oh my God, look at that. These two could make a fortune.
33:58 Speaker 04 Hilarious.
34:00 Speaker 03 That's ridiculous. Geez.
34:03 Speaker 04 It's like we're in, um.
34:04 Speaker 03 That's like our first promo picture.
34:06 Speaker 04 Louis to sword.
34:07 Speaker 05 We will make sure the carousel is up first thing and the final slide of the carousel will be that image.
34:13 Speaker 03 That's me and you.
34:14 Speaker 04 That is. Wrong way around, but other than that, it's great.
34:17 Speaker 03 Jesus Christ, that's frightening. For this episode, can we stick that as the thumbnail?
34:23 Speaker 05 Please.
34:27 Speaker 03 Can we?
34:27 Speaker 05 Yes.
34:28 Speaker 03 Please, let's put that as the thumbnail and see how many people notice. Stew, we need to get the stew. Yeah, great. We've got the big boss's permission.
34:37 Speaker 04 What a handsome pair they are.
34:39 Speaker 03 That's so weird. Of course they look lovely. And the guy sent it in saying, I've met a William. And I'm like, no, you look like me there. All right, let's finish with our comment of the week. He looks like our Brad. Uh, let's finish with comment of the week. This can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or. Any of our socials?
34:55 Speaker 04 Yes, the honourable mentions go to Singo on Spotify, who said the chocolate frappe out of my left nostril was worth it for Jordan's confidence in the Dominican Republic of Congo.
35:04 Speaker 03 What?
35:05 Speaker 05 You said last week, when we were talking about England beating the Democratic Republic of Congo, you said the Dominican Republic of Congo.
35:12 Speaker 03 Oh, why did no one correct me?
35:14 Speaker 05 Well, I'd just come back from my dither.
35:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:17 Speaker 03 By the way, because you know, you got annoyed of him last time when he was, we were both really rough after Glastonbury.
35:25 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:26 Speaker 03 For last week's episode.
35:28 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:28 Speaker 03 We had a little hug on the stairs because I knew what it was that he'd come back from the dither. I was like, come here.
35:33 Speaker 04 Right. Carleen commented on our Instagram carousel to say, I've been listening for a while and wondered what the carousel was. I thought it was something in the studio that you printed photos and stuck on it. The carousel is a collection of photos and videos that we put every Tuesday, Carleen, on Instagram and Facebook with bits from the episodes and things we talk about. So if you want to see it, follow us on Instagram, we're at Sex with My Boss for all that bonus content. Matty commented on the picture of my mother at Titanic, saying, William's mum looks like the female version of Ben. Not sure how either of them feel about that. I'm not calling you mummy, let's put it that way. Our comment of the week comes from.
36:09 Speaker 03 Unana, what's your name? Unana? Unanya Shuh? That's a beautiful name. Unan, yeah, Unanya, you sure? No, it's, sorry, Unanya.
36:22 Speaker 04 Unanya Shuh?
36:23 Speaker 03 Unanya Shuh.
36:24 Speaker 04 Who commented on last week's YouTube to say, well, I'm not very sure what was said on this episode, as Jordan's thighs were far too distracting.
36:31 Speaker 03 That's not eyes, if you're listening in Wigan, call them thighs, don't they?
36:35 Speaker 04 Thighs.
36:35 Speaker 03 Generally word with someone, I'm going optician, need to have me thighs looked up.
36:39 Speaker 04 Lovely. Well, thank you very much for all those comments of the week.
36:42 Speaker 03 I've dressed smarter today purposely.
36:44 Speaker 04 Yes.
36:45 Speaker 03 Right, remember, remember you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on Global Player. If you do want to get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, drop into our DMs or send us an email to [email protected] . We also love hearing back from people we offer advice to. So if that's you, get back in touch and we'll see you on Tuesday. Goodbye.
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