Summary
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The hosts broadcast from British Columbia, Canada, where they are currently working on a television project. They recount an attempted sound bath session at their hotel that was disrupted by heavy breathing and falling asleep, alongside encounters with local wildlife, including a blue jay and a log mistaken for a bear. The episode also features their recurring segment "Famous Guy Swap Things," where listeners offer bizarre items in exchange for customized trainers, leading to a trade involving a porcelain dachshund decanter. Later, they discuss the new Oasis documentary, share listener-submitted "tricks of the trade" regarding retail store psychology, and answer fan questions about Christmas preparations, ideal accents, and ultimate supermarket meal deals.
- Retailers pump baby powder scents through air conditioning to influence expectant mothers to spend more money. 39:45
- Supermarkets use the scent of freshly baked bread to make customers feel hungry and increase spending. 39:56
- You can use Google's Gemini app to analyze face shapes and receive tailored glasses frame recommendations. 22:59
Chapters
- 0:00Intro and Ad Read
The episode opens with a brief introduction and a short advertisement read.
- 0:31Ant & Dec’s Onesie Reveal
Ant and Dec discuss Dec’s quirky Montreal Canadiens onesie and its hidden flap feature.
- 1:37Sound Bath Experience
The hosts describe their relaxing sound bath session, including the unexpected falling out and the gong and bongo sounds.
- 6:00Swap Show Segment Begins
The swap show segment kicks off with a discussion of various swap items and the decision to accept a sausage dog decanter.
- 8:00Swap Item Details and Offers
Detailed descriptions of swap items such as the Canadian ice hockey onesie, Beatles pins, and the Dash Hound decanter are presented.
- 10:00Listener Swap Call‑In and T&C
Listeners are invited to submit swap offers, with terms and conditions explained by the hosts.
- 12:00Canadian Food and Culture Segment
The hosts share memories of Canadian holidays, food experiences, and suggestions for local treats.
- 14:00Tricks of the Trade Discussion
The hosts reveal insider tricks of the trade, such as scent marketing in stores, and discuss potential future content.
- 16:00Closing and Social Media Call‑Out
The episode wraps up with a call to join the Instagram broadcast channel and answer listener questions.
- 47:46Christmas in Australia vs UK
The hosts compare the lack of Christmas decorations in Australia to the festive buildup in the UK.
- 48:35Returning Home and Christmas Preparations
They discuss how they arrive home with the tree already up and the excitement of Christmasy vibes.
- 49:22Social Media Skits and Outtakes
They talk about their recent Instagram/TikTok sketch with Will Mellor and the plan to post outtakes.
Highlights
- 7:29
The hosts describe attending a relaxing 40-minute sound bath in British Columbia that was ruined by heavy breathing and snoring.
- 13:00
The Famous Swap Segmentstrategy
The hosts review bizarre listener swap offers for customized trainers, ranging from an ugly golfer figurine to Beatles pins and a dachshund decanter.
- 22:49
AI Glasses Recommendationstrategy
The hosts use Google's Gemini app on a pink phone to analyze face shapes and determine which glasses frames suit best.
- 30:16
The Bear Incidentstory
While driving a 29-minute route to a location in Canada, the host excitedly jumps out of the car to film a bear, only to discover it is a bobbing log.
- 40:16
Retail Scent Tricksinsight
A listener reveals that baby powder and fresh bread scents are pumped through air conditioning to alter customer behavior.
- 43:05
Oasis Documentary Discussioninsight
The hosts express excitement over the new Oasis documentary created by Stephen Knight, recalling their past interviews with Liam and Noel.
- 47:10
Christmas Preparations Abroadinsight
They answer a listener question about how they handle Christmas shopping while filming I'm a Celebrity in Australia every winter.
Quotes
“When fall comes back around, there's a sense of a reset.”
Unnamed speaker · 0:31 “It's horrendous, but it is incredibly comfortable.”
Declan Donnelly · 3:07 “That if you put this on in the morning, you need not take it off all day long.”
Declan Donnelly · 4:07 “That's all I could hear for 45 minutes. Well, apart from the five minutes, I fell asleep.”
Ant McPartlin · 8:23 “Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start.”
Unnamed speaker · 24:40 “We always say, I just can't wait, can't wait to get home and get Christmasy.”
Declan Donnelly · 48:35 “I like Canadians, to be fair. I like, well, hello there, buddy. I like, I like the sing-songiness of how they speak. They're very friendly.”
Ant McPartlin · 50:54 “I'm having your coffee, Chris. Thanks for watching and listening. Love you loads. Respect guys.”
Ant McPartlin · 55:12
Sponsored segments
- House Majority PAC 1:24–1:27
- Gemini, Google's AI app 22:36–22:40
- lululemon.com 24:44–25:20
- Santander 25:10–27:05
- Lululemon 55:26–56:00
- Dayquil Intense Flu 56:31–56:50
About this episode
This week, we’re STILL in Canada! And Famous Guy Swaps Things is back! But what has Dec swapped for his long awaited funky Rizzle Kick custom trainers? Plus, Ant reminisces about the time he met Oasis, Dec unveils some VERY interesting accents and find out how on earth the boys manage to get riled up at a relaxing south bath?! As always, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you’d like us to use. If you’d rather we didn’t mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you’d like a full-name shout-out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:45 - Dec’s Onesie04:50 - Yoga & Soundbaths09:20 - Ant & Dec’s Pet Bird10:45 - Famous Guy Swaps Things28:50 - Poutine & Bears31:50 - Canadian Recommendations35:20 - Moose Suggestions37:14 - Tricks of The Trade41:10 - Oasis Reminiscing44:30 - Broadcast Channel Questions48:27 - The Boys' Favourite Accents50:15 - Meal Deal of Choice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
10,627 words · 7 speakers
Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- One
- Canada
- Gemini
- Oasis
- Newcastle
- Venice
- Rizzle Kick Style trainers
- Coffee Crisp
- Tesco
- Snickers
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