Pretty Little Episode #42

Mae and Tig talk about making big entrances and epic travel fails on a splashy, far-roaming Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:04Mae Martin?

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• 0:18Tig Notaro?

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• 0:35Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking the program before sitting down to enjoy a school play? I'm in shambles. Turns out there's no intermission during this three-hour Shakespeare adaptation, and I really need to go to the bathroom.

• 0:48Fortune Feimster?

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• 2:19Tig Notaro?

  Welcome. You go ahead, May. Tell them who you are.

• 2:24Mae Martin?

  Well, I'm Mae Martin.

• 2:27Tig Notaro?

  And I am Tig Notaro, and we are the hosts today of a pretty little episode.

• 2:36Mae Martin?

  Of this gorgeous little bite-sized app.

• 2:39Tig Notaro?

  Yes, and what people don't know is the scrambling that was going on before we started.

• 2:46Mae Martin?

  I'm flustered. We've had tech problems. I don't know what's going on, but as long as you can hear me.

• 2:53Tig Notaro?

  I would say you had tech problems.

• 2:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's infuriating. Like, I wish we were doing this through like a tin can microphone with a string. It'd be more reliable.

• 3:04Tig Notaro?

  I mean, we kind of are at this point because your mic broke.

• 3:07Mae Martin?

  My mic broke. I was using it last night. I recorded a little song.

• 3:12Tig Notaro?

  Wow. Well, I guess you rocked it out a little too hard.

• 3:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I blew it.

• 3:18Tig Notaro?

  I was scrambling too. As you know, Max and Finn are in the middle of a massive baseball tournament.

• 3:26Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 3:27Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I hate to be the cliche parent that is like, "It's baseball all the time," but it is baseball all the time.

• 3:39Mae Martin?

  Do these games dominate the topic of conversation in the house?

• 3:42Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my, it's, yes. And then the Dodgers are on the TV, and then they're out throwing the ball to each other, and then they go to practice, and they're on the rec league, they're on the travel team, they're on the All-Star team. So there's like so many different teams and practices, and, um, yeah. And then their grandfather is a coach on one of the teams, so it's very, very crazy.

• 4:10Mae Martin?

  I can't believe there's an All-Star team. Is that like all the MVPs from the different teams?

• 4:16Tig Notaro?

  You know, I'm not the person to ask. I um, I just today yelled, hit a grand slam. Uh, I don't know who it was, Finn or Max up to bat and Stephanie turned and said, I'm surprised you even know what that means. Do you know what that means? And I said, I actually heard somebody say what that means today, uh, which means the bases are loaded. And if he hit, like, I guess if he hit it.

• 4:44Mae Martin?

  Out of the park.

• 4:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, then everybody runs home.

• 4:48Mae Martin?

  That's a dream.

• 4:49Tig Notaro?

  I was standing yesterday. Uh, I was at the park, you know, the, the games are going on. I was standing right at the fence watching and this dad came up to me and he said, hey, uh, Tig, is it, is it the fourth? And I said, oh, I don't know what's going on. I don't know at all what's going on, even though I'm there all the time.

• 5:12Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 5:12Tig Notaro?

  I still to this second, don't know if, he must've meant the fourth inning.

• 5:17Mae Martin?

  I wouldn't, I would have been like, it's May 24th.

• 5:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. So, uh, but this was yesterday. So he didn't mean May 24th, but who knows when this will air, right? But, um, so yeah, I just, I know when people hit the ball. I know when people catch the ball. I know when they're running. I know roughly when the game starts and when it ends.

• 5:42Mae Martin?

  I just can't relate to the feeling of like, they must, of them being excited to go and play a sport. Like when I was a kid and had soccer practice or whatever, I would just dread it till the moment I got there, like putting my knee pads on or whatever, shin, shin guards.

• 5:58Tig Notaro?

  Yep. Shin guards, knee pads, all of that.

• 6:00Mae Martin?

  They love it. They love getting all dressed up and.

• 6:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, they love it. And you know, all their little friends are there, some from school, some that they've made through the leagues and, uh, or league and, um, yeah, they just, they have a blast, but it's, it's, it's pretty.

• 6:19Tig Notaro?

  It's just nonstop.

• 6:20Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 6:21Tig Notaro?

  It's nonstop. But when baseball season ends, it becomes basketball season and then

• 6:27Mae Martin?

  It never ends.

• 6:28Tig Notaro?

  It doesn't. It does not end. Stephanie said there's three months in the year when there's no baseball going on and that is completely dominated by basketball.

• 6:37Mae Martin?

  Right, right, right, right.

• 6:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I played soccer and I was very into it. I was excited to put my kneepads on and my shin guards and my cleats. I loved getting new cleats and I remember getting a new pair of cleats and my mother telling me, "Don't wear these on the cement because it will wear the, um, whatever."

• 6:59Mae Martin?

  Spikes.

• 7:00Tig Notaro?

  Spikes down. So I was, I was wearing my cleats after getting the new pair. I was so excited playing in my yard. And then I wanted to go to my friend's house. So guess who crawled across the street?

• 7:13Mae Martin?

  Oh, on all fours?

• 7:15Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 7:16Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 7:17Tig Notaro?

  Because if you know me well, you know that one of my favorite childhood books was, um, uh, wow, what is her name? Do I know me well? Amelia Bedelia, who took things very literally. And I think I must have clearly related to that because I took things, and I still do, I take things very literally.

• 7:42Mae Martin?

  Right. Like if someone says, "Hop in the shower," you're hopping.

• 7:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, a little bunny appears. But yeah, I took it so literally and seriously and I crawled across the street.

• 7:53Mae Martin?

  So dangerous to be.

• 7:55Tig Notaro?

  I know. I know.

• 7:57Mae Martin?

  Oh, man.

• 7:58Tig Notaro?

  Anyway, so that was, that was my scrambly day.

• 8:02Mae Martin?

  Well, I've, I've been scrambling too. I had a, I woke up, I had a massage.

• 8:06Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 8:07Mae Martin?

  At like not.

• 8:08Tig Notaro?

  Not so scrambly.

• 8:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah, kind of the opposite. But I had to rush there at like 9:30 in the morning. Then I went to this place.

• 8:15Tig Notaro?

  Why did you have to rush?

• 8:17Mae Martin?

  Because I woke up too late, you know, me. And then I went to, um, this place, The Pixel Rooms in Echo Park that you've got to take Max and Finn. It's like, Fun games and activities and there's a room where it all lights up and then you play The Floor is Lava. You have to avoid the red and you have to step on the blue and the green and it's such a workout. It's so fun.

• 8:38Tig Notaro?

  And this is with kids as well?

• 8:40Mae Martin?

  Well, there was a birthday party there of 20 kids, but I had my private time in the room with, not by myself, that'd be bleak, but with my friend Joe.

• 8:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh, old Joe.

• 8:51Mae Martin?

  Old Joe. I was sweating.

• 8:53Tig Notaro?

  And so this is for adults or children?

• 8:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and it's one of the only activities I've done that is truly fun for both. Like, they also have a laser maze there where you have to, you know, not touch the lasers, but it's super fun. And there's like a soundtrack that someone's designed for the laser maze. It's like, "Laser Maze." But I would listen to it. If I had it on Spotify, I'd be grooving.

• 9:16Tig Notaro?

  And what is this place called?

• 9:18Mae Martin?

  Pixel Rooms.

• 9:19Tig Notaro?

  Pixel Rooms, okay.

• 9:21Mae Martin?

  I don't work for them. This is not an ad, but I've been so many times that the guy, I'm on a first-name basis, the guy's like, "I'll just text you if there's a new game."

• 9:29Tig Notaro?

  That's hilarious. And so, yeah, Max and Finn watched The Floor is Lava. I haven't seen them watch it probably in the past year, maybe, but they play it in their rooms. You know, I'll hear them playing The Floor is Lava.

• 9:47Mae Martin?

  Perfect. Yeah, they would love this. Yeah.

• 9:49Tig Notaro?

  Okay, this is good to know.

• 9:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:51Tig Notaro?

  Wow. Well, should we get a question from our listeners?

• 9:57Mae Martin?

  I'd love to.

• 9:58Tig Notaro?

  One of our listeners, one of our lovely, wonderful, handsome, pretty little listeners?

• 10:03Mae Martin?

  Yes, please.

• 10:05Speaker 00

  Hello, handsoms. My name is Anna. I'm calling you, not calling you, recording from Seattle, Washington, and I love the show and all three of you. And the only one I haven't seen live is May, and I have to fix that. Anyway, my question for you is, just went to a baseball game with my son and thinking about walk-on music. So if you were in a sport or some event where there was walk-on music for you, what would your walk-on song be?

• 10:33Tig Notaro?

  Wow, so timely. Is that the work of our producer, Mr. Thomas?

• 10:39Mae Martin?

  That was remarkable.

• 10:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:41Mae Martin?

  Also, I love her energy. Isn't it crazy? You can tell someone's energy right away from

• 10:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:46Mae Martin?

  I'm just like, what a fun person.

• 10:48Tig Notaro?

  She also sounds southern.

• 10:50Mae Martin?

  Oh, really?

• 10:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I would like for her to get in touch and let me know if I'm right.

• 10:55Mae Martin?

  Do you have stand-up walk-on music? Well, I guess if it's your, if you're touring or something, you choose your walk-on.

• 11:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, or sometimes I'll just walk out. Sometimes I like to surprise the audience and then just appear.

• 11:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 11:09Tig Notaro?

  Because some, a lot of times I don't have an opener because I want to use the whole hour and a half to kind of fumble around with material, but.

• 11:20Mae Martin?

  So you wander out when the lights are still up in the house?

• 11:23Tig Notaro?

  Or not, not when the lights are up, but like when, you know, people are kind of, the lights go down and there's some cheering and

• 11:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 11:33Tig Notaro?

  and they're anticipating a voice or something or an introduction and I'll just walk out and then they can add it up. It's me.

• 11:40Mae Martin?

  I like that.

• 11:41Tig Notaro?

  But when I was performing in Canada over the past, you know, whenever I was there filming Star Trek, they started bringing me up on stage to some hilariously bad, like not, bad meaning not at all right for me.

• 12:01Mae Martin?

  Like gangster rap?

• 12:03Tig Notaro?

  No, it was more like, I've got,

• 12:08Tig Notaro?

  like I got the power or something like that, or you know, I got the power. I don't even know if that was the song, but it was something like that. And at first I was like, oh, that's not quite right. And then I thought, oh, that's really funny actually to start my show out with that kind of energy. And then I just come out like Eeyore.

• 12:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah, hi.

• 12:31Tig Notaro?

  Hello.

• 12:33Mae Martin?

  I've gone out before, for a while I was going out to One Direction's Steal My Girl because it's so upbeat and joyful, but the lyrics are about being 16 and being in love with a 16-year-old girl. So it doesn't, it doesn't really work because they were teens when they wrote it.

• 12:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Mae Martin?

  But what else? It would be good to go out to like Queen, We Will Rock You or something.

• 12:55Tig Notaro?

  Sure.

• 12:55Mae Martin?

  And then really milk it, like let it play while you're standing there, get the whole audience going.

• 13:02Tig Notaro?

  To tell jokes.

• 13:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then walk off when the song's done. It would be good to go out to like the, like a theme song, like a really, like the Friends theme song, or really well-known existing themes, or like the, um.

• 13:17Tig Notaro?

  I was telling Max and Finn they should go out to Jingle Bells.

• 13:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, something incongruous, yeah.

• 13:24Tig Notaro?

  Well, they, a mother, another mother on the team put together a playlist of everyone's walk-on songs.

• 13:30Mae Martin?

  Oh, nice.

• 13:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and, um, yeah, Max and Finn, of course, walk out to Eminem and Kendrick Lamar.

• 13:38Mae Martin?

  They do?

• 13:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:39Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, I would love to see that.

• 13:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's pretty cute.

• 13:47Mae Martin?

  Should we hear Anna's answer?

• 13:48Tig Notaro?

  We should.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  Mine would be, um, I Got The by Labby C. Frey. Um, and I don't know which part of it, because it's a song that's got kind of multiple parts.

• 13:59Mae Martin?

  I got the.

• 14:00Speaker 00

  But yeah, that's my answer. Love the show. Thank you so much for taking my question. Bye.

• 14:04Mae Martin?

  God, music's good, isn't it?

• 14:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, music is good. Um, I don't think I mentioned my walk-on, did I?

• 14:12Mae Martin?

  Uh, you said.

• 14:13Tig Notaro?

  Oh, oh, the I Got The Power, but that's not my walk-on. But, um, you know, it's good. I've walked on to Start Me Up by The Stones.

• 14:22Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, great choice.

• 14:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Um, thank you, Anna.

• 14:28Tig Notaro?

  Yes, Anna, that was wonderful. And what else we got, Mr. Thomas?

• 14:34Speaker 04

  Hello, handsome pod. Um, this is Charlie from Cheshire in the UK. Um, and my question to the three of you is, what is the biggest fail that you've made while you've been traveling? Um, what have you done that's made you feel a little bit silly in the moment, but you can laugh about now?

• 14:56Mae Martin?

  I'm like giggling at Charlie is hilarious. It sounds like she's about to laugh so hard.

• 15:04Tig Notaro?

  I know. Yeah, she has some real joyful energy. What did she was she asking a travel fail?

• 15:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, travel fail. I can think of a lot of yours.

• 15:17Mae Martin?

  You've like lost luggage, you've broken femurs.

• 15:20Tig Notaro?

  Well, I didn't break a femur. I fractured my wrist and then I ended up on crutches. Because somebody cut me off with their gigantic suitcase.

• 15:31Tig Notaro?

  But I have I have a good travel fail. I

• 15:39Tig Notaro?

  again, lost luggage. I was in Ireland. I'm in Ireland. I've lost my luggage. I have to stand in this long line to talk to somebody at the counter, fill out information. And I finally get up there. And now there's a line behind me, of course.

• 15:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:00Tig Notaro?

  And I'm talking to the woman and she's going through all these different questions. And then she says, Are you a fairy?

• 16:09Tig Notaro?

  And I said, uh, excuse me? And she said, are you a fairy? And I was like,

• 16:17Tig Notaro?

  I was so stunned and I was also mortified because there's an entire line of people waiting behind me. And I was I was like, on what planet are you asking me this question? And she's like, are you a fairy? And I'm thinking, okay, well, I was on a long flight. I mean, who knows? What's happened? And it turned out she's asking my age.

• 16:39Mae Martin?

  But also what?

• 16:41Tig Notaro?

  Because filling out I have no idea. I have no something to do with the paperwork. But I, of course, didn't hear it that way. And I was just like, I I really did not know how to answer this woman. I was like, No, you're not Farty.

• 16:57Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 16:58Tig Notaro?

  No, it was such an embarrassing misunderstanding.

• 17:01Mae Martin?

  Are you Farty is the best?

• 17:03Tig Notaro?

  Are you Farty? Sure, I don't know. I've been asleep for hours. I just landed. Yeah, I just want my luggage. Why are you asking me this?

• 17:16Mae Martin?

  That's pretty good. Did you get, did you get the luggage? I hate how we say, I lost my luggage. They lost your luggage.

• 17:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, they lost. They lost my luggage. That's a good point. Thank you for taking that off my plate.

• 17:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, don't carry that with you. That's not your burden.

• 17:31Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 17:31Mae Martin?

  Mine, the only, I can only think of my parents' travel fail, but I was in the car. I was four and my brother was eight. And I remember it vividly that we were on this trip through Europe and we were driving. And the big debate was, should we pull over and get a hotel? Or are we going to make it to get the ferry from Brindisi to Corfu? And my mom was like, we should stop.

• 17:56Tig Notaro?

  Wait, where were you? What are these places?

• 17:58Mae Martin?

  We were in Italy and we're going to take a ferry to Greece.

• 18:01Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 18:02Mae Martin?

  And driving through the night, two small kids in the back, like, and my mom's just like, James, let's stop. Let's just get a room somewhere. And he's like, no, we're gonna make it. We're gonna make it. And as we arrived, we see the ferry like pulling away.

• 18:17Mae Martin?

  The, the tension in the vehicle, like, I remember it to this day. And I don't think they spoke. We ended up sleeping in the car for like six hours and then getting like the first morning ferry. And they did not speak to each other on the ferry either. They were, my mom was so mad. But I'll remember it forever. My poor dad, like, I mean, also, he should have stopped, but.

• 18:39Tig Notaro?

  Now, was there an actual altercation between the two? Or did they go immediately into silence?

• 18:45Mae Martin?

  Immediate silence, complete silence, but apoplectic rage in the car. But like, not a word spoken and just me and my brother wide eyed, knowing that something fucked up has happened.

• 18:57Tig Notaro?

  And. And you didn't know it was the ferry?

• 18:59Mae Martin?

  No, we knew, we knew.

• 19:01Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh, that is hilarious.

• 19:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:06Tig Notaro?

  That's good.

• 19:07Mae Martin?

  I bet if I brought it up, they would still, it would still be a sore point.

• 19:11Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great.

• 19:13Mae Martin?

  Oh, wait, should we hear Charlie's answer?

• 19:16Tig Notaro?

  We should.

• 19:17Mae Martin?

  I bet Charlie's gonna be giggling.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  And my answer to that question is, um, oh, seven years ago, I was backpacking around Europe and saw on the map, oh, Vienna. I thought, oh, people speak highly of that, that city. I'll, I'll go visit it. Um, so hopped on my little train with my backpack, uh, ended up in Vienna. I was there for a few hours and I thought, where are all these canals that people talk about? And what I had done, ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, and everything in between, is confuse Vienna with Venice. I was not in the right country, was I? Very silly.

• 19:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Charlie.

• 20:01Mae Martin?

  Oh, Charlie.

• 20:02Tig Notaro?

  Classic Charlie. If we know Charlie, and we do, I mean, what else would you expect, right?

• 20:08Mae Martin?

  But with that attitude, how could anything ever really be wrong for long? Cause you're just like, well, I got my backpack, I jump back in the train and I head back to Venice.

• 20:18Tig Notaro?

  My friend, uh, my childhood friend, uh, Shannon was, this was before, this before nine 11, when things were way more lax.

• 20:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:28Tig Notaro?

  And she was, um, overseas and she had gotten on a flight and she drank too much, fell asleep, something like that, and woke up, she had a layover and she was supposed to get off and she slept through the layover on the plane.

• 20:45Mae Martin?

  Oh, no.

• 20:46Tig Notaro?

  And woke up as the flight was taking off to another country.

• 20:50Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god.

• 20:51Tig Notaro?

  And she said she was running up the aisle to the front of the plane while it's, she was like, ah, ah, ah. Anyway.

• 20:59Mae Martin?

  Have you ever heard that, that Molly Shannon story? It's in her autobiography and she was telling it on, on, you know, talk shows for a while, but that, yeah, back when things were lax enough, she and her friend, they were 11 years old, just walked onto a flight and they said, they, they went to the airport for this purpose and were like, we're gonna go to New York. And then they just said, oh yeah, our parents are on the plane and they, the woman is like, okay, fine. And then they just got on the plane. They went to New York and they had like $10 with them. And then they called her dad, I think from a payphone and were like, we're freaking out. And I think he was like, I, I can't remember, but it's a great story, but.

• 21:39Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 21:40Mae Martin?

  Very Home Alone.

• 21:41Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 21:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:43Tig Notaro?

  That is fascinating.

• 21:45Mae Martin?

  Those are the days.

• 21:46Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Yeah. All right. Well, that was not just fun, but quick, man. That just scooted on.

• 21:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Keep sending in your, your questions, please. We love hearing them.

• 21:59Tig Notaro?

  Yes, we do.

• 22:00Mae Martin?

  Go to speakpipe.com/hansampod and leave your cues. That's an abbreviation for question.

• 22:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I was gonna say, I don't know what that is.

• 22:13Mae Martin?

  And yeah, do you have anything coming up, Tig, that you want to plug?

• 22:16Tig Notaro?

  I sure do. June 13th, I'll be at Largo in Los Angeles. June 14th, I'll be at Eureka Springs Pride, but I think there, I think that's basically sold out. June 21st, Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. August 17th, get this, West Hampton Beach, New York.

• 22:38Mae Martin?

  Whoa.

• 22:38Tig Notaro?

  I have two shows, August 23rd in Provincetown, Massachusetts. The first show is sold out. I think there are some tickets left for the second show.

• 22:47Mae Martin?

  The thing I really want is for people to come to these three big music shows I'm doing. June 10th in San Francisco, June 12th in Portland, and June 13th in Vancouver. If you go to maymartinmusic.com, I'll tell some stories, but mainly I'm going to be playing music and doing meet and greets, and I'd love to see you.

• 23:05Tig Notaro?

  Tell your friends about Handsome. Share episodes, rate, review, subscribe, also to YouTube, because you get to see Biggie. You get to see Fortune's Gams. You get to see May's face, okay?

• 23:22Tig Notaro?

  Okay, that's, that's a sale right there. And then you also get to see me counting this list of things you get to see, right?

• 23:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 23:31Tig Notaro?

  Okay, and then what? Until next time?

• 23:34Mae Martin?

  Keep it.

• 23:35Tig Notaro?

  Keep it pretty handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, and Mae Martin. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Woolett. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast.

• 24:01Fortune Feimster?

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.