Pretty Little Episode #115

Mae and Fortune divulge their favorite (non-sexual!) foreplay and traipse through the Hundred Acre Wood on a Pretty Little Episode guaranteed to get you in the mood! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit your questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:06Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking the temperature of my bathtub before I get in for a soak? Amateur mistake. It's more luked than warm in here, and now I'm getting pruney running the water, waiting for it to get nice and hot.

• 0:23Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 0:47Fortune Feimster?

  Pretty little episode.

• 0:50Mae Martin?

  Welcome to the handsome pod. This is a pretty little episode, and I'm pretty little Mae Martin.

• 0:56Speaker 03

  I'm pretty little Fortune Feimster.

• 0:58Mae Martin?

  Oh, girl.

• 1:01Mae Martin?

  Girl. Oh, well.

• 1:04Fortune Feimster?

  Good to see you, bud.

• 1:06Mae Martin?

  Always a treat to see you, bud. You got your, is your hair wet or gelled?

• 1:10Fortune Feimster?

  It's wet.

• 1:11Mae Martin?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:12Fortune Feimster?

  This is what I would look like if I slicked it back. What do you think?

• 1:17Mae Martin?

  I actually don't mind it.

• 1:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it actually beautifully frames your face there. Yeah, maybe you could, for Halloween, you could be like Danny Zuko or something. You could slick it back.

• 1:31Fortune Feimster?

  I know Halloween's upon us tomorrow, right?

• 1:34Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 1:35Fortune Feimster?

  I haven't decided yet if I'm going to be giving out candy or going to a fun party.

• 1:41Mae Martin?

  Oh, I feel like the latter sounds

• 1:44Fortune Feimster?

  A fun party.

• 1:45Mae Martin?

  More fun. Maybe you could do both.

• 1:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, maybe. A little give out some candy and then take off to a party.

• 1:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:51Fortune Feimster?

  Because kids come early now. Don't they go around at like 5:00 PM or something?

• 1:56Mae Martin?

  Super early. I definitely want to do some of that. I want to, I mean, I, I kind of want to scare some kids, but I don't think that's cool anymore.

• 2:03Fortune Feimster?

  I don't think they would like that, no.

• 2:05Mae Martin?

  But when I, when I was a kid, I loved that when people would like jump out of the bushes.

• 2:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 2:10Mae Martin?

  Did I?

• 2:11Fortune Feimster?

  You love a bush.

• 2:14Mae Martin?

  I love a bush.

• 2:17Mae Martin?

  Always sidling up to some bushes.

• 2:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, that's right. Are you going to go trick or treating?

• 2:23Mae Martin?

  I don't know. Yeah, I think I will. I think I'll go out with Parvin or daughter and their friends. I just love how excited kids get. I used to get so pumped. I hope I see someone dressed as Alf. I would go up and give them all my candy. I would just dump my candy in.

• 2:41Fortune Feimster?

  I've actually been talking in my standup set about my Halloween, my mom loves Halloween, and she just did some crazy things with my brothers and I regarding Halloween that were very scary.

• 2:56Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 2:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Mae Martin?

  Like what?

• 2:59Fortune Feimster?

  Like she had my Girl Scout troop go to a haunted house when I, when we were five.

• 3:04Mae Martin?

  Five is little.

• 3:06Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, maybe it was like seven, but in the story, I'm, it's five because it's, that's more of effective. I really can't remember if it was five or seven. She doesn't remember either. But it is a very funny story.

• 3:19Mae Martin?

  Was it like an adult haunted house?

• 3:22Fortune Feimster?

  Hundred percent.

• 3:23Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god. Are we freaking the hell out?

• 3:25Fortune Feimster?

  We were losing our minds.

• 3:28Mae Martin?

  That is informative.

• 3:31Fortune Feimster?

  My dad was there and my brothers, they were chaperones, and we were just like climbing on top of them.

• 3:37Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god.

• 3:38Fortune Feimster?

  It was bananas. But my mom used to, you know, my mom's quirky, so she, a lot of my standup exists because she did some wild things.

• 3:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:50Fortune Feimster?

  That she didn't think twice about, so.

• 3:52Mae Martin?

  Character building stuff. My mom did the exact same thing when I was about six or seven. We went to like the firefighters had arranged a charity haunted house. It was out in the, in some fields, and they had like a haunted hedge maze and all these things. And she was taking me through. And then, and then she realized that it was horrifying. And then there was a place where a hand would shoot out to grab people. And so my mom went up to it, and she spoke into the hole where the hand comes out. And she said, excuse me, I'm here with my six-year-old, and please don't grab us. And they were like, okay.

• 4:30Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 4:31Mae Martin?

  But that one ended with, like, I ended up leaving with my dad at an exit door. And then my mom and my brother, they're at the end, and they hear, and a guy with a chainsaw comes out and chases them.

• 4:45Fortune Feimster?

  Chainsaws are so scary when you're a kid.

• 4:48Mae Martin?

  Oh, my, they're so loud. They're scary as an adult, too.

• 4:51Fortune Feimster?

  LA has a haunted hayride that my friends and I, they still have it in Griffith Park that we did for years. And it's not necessarily that scary, but it was always just such a fun tradition to go and do that.

• 5:04Mae Martin?

  Oh, I'm going to Google it. I want to go.

• 5:06Fortune Feimster?

  They have a haunted maze there as well. And they have like, you know, they have like smoke going, so it feels very fall. But yeah, it's right there in Griffith Park. So you, I think you would really enjoy it.

• 5:19Mae Martin?

  I love that humans make mazes for fun, like across the world, like in all over Europe, it's like these, these eccentric like lords who had castles, and they'd build like a giant hedge maze in their lawn. Like, what a cool way to spend your time.

• 5:37Fortune Feimster?

  If you had a castle, I definitely think you would have had a maze.

• 5:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Fortune Feimster?

  Of made out of bushes.

• 5:48Mae Martin?

  I'd have a maze made out of bushes, and I'd have like

• 5:52Fortune Feimster?

  M-A-E-Z-E, maze.

• 5:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And I, I could see myself being the kind of like wayward eccentric child of a feudal lord, and I just spend all the family money on like whimsical things like oh, yeah, swan rides. And I think Louis XIV was like that. He, was it him? He had like a

• 6:13Fortune Feimster?

  We'll never know.

• 6:14Mae Martin?

  Schlossberg Castle, I think, was very wild in Austria. And, and he would, yeah, he would have like these whimsical parties with like statues and people dressed up and

• 6:28Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you definitely would have had some like masquerade balls.

• 6:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Fortune Feimster?

  You would have been doing things like that for sure.

• 6:35Mae Martin?

  I'd make it like in Peewee's Big Adventure, when he wakes up and slides down a pole and goes into the, like, I'd have a whole, yeah.

• 6:43Fortune Feimster?

  I'd be the friend that visits and eats the turkey legs.

• 6:46Mae Martin?

  You'd be in that maze. I know you would.

• 6:48Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. Smooching somebody.

• 6:52Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. I'd turn a corner and find you smooching a

• 6:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, just whoever.

• 6:57Mae Martin?

  I don't know, whoever.

• 6:58Fortune Feimster?

  Whoever's in the maze.

• 6:59Mae Martin?

  Whoever's in the maze, yeah.

• 7:00Fortune Feimster?

  And who wants to smooch.

• 7:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 7:04Mae Martin?

  Should we hear somebody's question?

• 7:06Fortune Feimster?

  Sure.

• 7:07Mae Martin?

  Why not?

• 7:10Speaker 03

  Hi, May, Fortune, and Tig. I'm Holly. I live in Troy in upstate New York. I am so appreciative to you three for the awesome podcast you have. I've been listening from the start and love laughing along with you. My question for you today is, what is a non-sexual type of foreplay you like to engage in with a partner? Like something totally innocent and outside of the bedroom that for whatever reason, lights your fire?

• 7:36Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god, I've started blushing.

• 7:39Fortune Feimster?

  A non-sexual foreplay.

• 7:42Mae Martin?

  Foreplay. That's great.

• 7:45Fortune Feimster?

  What would that, can you give me some examples of what that might be?

• 7:49Mae Martin?

  Like, for instance, maybe someone's, gets some riled up playing chess with their partner because they're like making eye contact and

• 8:00Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 8:02Mae Martin?

  scheming, or

• 8:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 8:05Mae Martin?

  or just going for a nice dinner, or oh, man, all mine are role plays. Like, to me, if I'm hanging out, but the non-sexual, like if I'm hanging out, having dinner with someone I'm dating, and then we start doing characters of like

• 8:21Fortune Feimster?

  That's your foreplay?

• 8:22Mae Martin?

  I love that. I love to be like Hank and Eileen.

• 8:26Fortune Feimster?

  Pretending that y'all are, do y'all usually know each other? Or you're strangers that just met?

• 8:33Mae Martin?

  Well, both are fun. I, but that, to me, is kind of sexual if you're strangers that just met. But I do like being a, like a married couple who's been together for 20 years and they're arguing. Like, to me, or I don't know, any kind of improv, to me is one play.

• 8:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. You're like, this is hot.

• 8:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:52Fortune Feimster?

  Old married couple that can't stop fighting.

• 8:56Mae Martin?

  But it's more that it's hot that the person would do that with me.

• 8:59Fortune Feimster?

  Right, right. You like their engagement in it.

• 9:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:04Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 9:05Mae Martin?

  What I don't like is going to see a movie. By the end of the movie, I'm tired. I feel weird from eating snacks. I don't, I'm gonna be farting. I don't want to be hooking up. I'd like to hook up before the movie.

• 9:18Fortune Feimster?

  Movies don't usually lead to hooking up for you.

• 9:21Mae Martin?

  No.

• 9:22Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 9:23Mae Martin?

  Never. I want to focus on the movie, too. Yeah. What about you?

• 9:27Fortune Feimster?

  I like how, I mean, of course, someone's going to involve food and restaurant. I do, I mean, it sounds very simple, but I really like, like a corner table where it's, you're like, it's, so you're like in this sort of an L shape, you know?

• 9:47Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 9:48Fortune Feimster?

  Like where they're on one side, and you're on the side, but you're like touching.

• 9:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:52Fortune Feimster?

  Nothing's less romantic than being across from each other yelling across the table.

• 9:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah, in a loud restaurant, you're right.

• 10:01Fortune Feimster?

  So I am, I like a side saddle situation.

• 10:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:06Fortune Feimster?

  I really, I'm one of those weirdos that's into sitting beside The person in the restaurant.

• 10:14Mae Martin?

  I'm with you.

• 10:15Fortune Feimster?

  I don't wanna be. Also, my hearing sometimes is not great, so that's also part of it.

• 10:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:21Fortune Feimster?

  But I like being able to touch at the.

• 10:25Mae Martin?

  I'm just thinking back to when you and I had brunch and then we sat next to each other at the bar in Nashville or somewhere. Yeah.

• 10:33Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. I love a side. I love a side saddle.

• 10:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, cuz I don't like being observed too intensely.

• 10:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Mae Martin?

  I don't wanna be, especially while I'm meeting.

• 10:43Fortune Feimster?

  But there's something real great about like, you're talking close cuz the restaurant might be a little louder. I like a, like a nice vibe, like there, the lighting's not too egregious.

• 10:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Fortune Feimster?

  You're just kinda like, close and maybe having an old fashioned together.

• 11:05Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:05Fortune Feimster?

  And it's just, uh, yeah, there's something very intimate about them.

• 11:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, having deep talks and.

• 11:12Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 11:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's nice. Maybe a hand on the leg.

• 11:16Fortune Feimster?

  I also don't mind a little, like, um, when you pull up to the house, you hang out in the car for a little bit and chat.

• 11:24Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's cool. I like that. Oh, yeah. I mean, when you first start dating someone and they're dropping you off or you're dropping them off and there's like, the moment where they parked the car, that's a great moment where you're like, are we gonna kiss?

• 11:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, gazing at each other.

• 11:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:41Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Mae Martin?

  That's great. Should we hear Holly's answer?

• 11:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  My answer is I love to play Boggle. For anyone listening who doesn't know, Boggle is a word game where you shake up letter dice and have to make as many words as you can before the timer runs out. I think the reason it kinda warms me up is competition is a little horny, right? And I also like being impressed by my husband's vocabulary.

• 12:05Mae Martin?

  Hell, yeah.

• 12:06Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 12:07Mae Martin?

  Holly's speaking my language.

• 12:08Fortune Feimster?

  Boggle's a little horny.

• 12:13Fortune Feimster?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that those are onions on my shirt before I record a podcast episode? This got weird. When I got this shirt, I thought it was colorful and fun and I stand by that. But people are really getting the wrong idea that I love onions more than anything else.

• 12:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 12:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, competition is kinda.

• 12:53Fortune Feimster?

  Competition is horny.

• 12:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm with you, Holly, and.

• 12:57Fortune Feimster?

  That sounds like a shirt. Competition is horny.

• 13:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and as soon as I get off this Zoom, I'm gonna order Boggle cuz I can't believe I don't own it and I love Boggle.

• 13:06Fortune Feimster?

  And well, that might lead to some sensual situations for you.

• 13:10Mae Martin?

  Well, I did, um, stay in an Airbnb that had Pac-Man, um, and Parv and I played it and I saw a side of her that I've never seen, even in watching her compete on TV. She was screaming at the table.

• 13:24Fortune Feimster?

  Really?

• 13:25Mae Martin?

  We were both so riled up and, um, yeah, so I can, I, I relate.

• 13:30Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 13:30Mae Martin?

  I liked it.

• 13:31Fortune Feimster?

  I like that. Well, thank you, Holly.

• 13:32Mae Martin?

  Who's next?

• 13:34Speaker 05

  Hi, handsome. Hi, May, Tig, and Fortune. This is Chris from Oregon, and I have a question for you. If a meteor was going to hit the Earth tomorrow and we would all perish, how would you spend your last day with who, doing what? I know it's a little gruesome, but we have to think about those things. When I look around, you know, it's kinda real. So, anyway.

• 14:03Fortune Feimster?

  She sounds as if Astaire Parel is from Oregon.

• 14:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, there is an Astaire Parel-ness there. Yeah. Um, oh, man, I mean, with, with these recent comments from Trump about.

• 14:19Fortune Feimster?

  LA and San Diego.

• 14:20Mae Martin?

  Missile LA and San Diego. Jesus Christ.

• 14:23Fortune Feimster?

  Please don't.

• 14:24Mae Martin?

  Please don't. If anyone's listening, please don't.

• 14:28Fortune Feimster?

  Please don't. Um, gosh, so you knew it was coming. That's kinda that movie that look up right there, trying to warn everybody about the meteor coming. What, yeah, what would you do?

• 14:40Mae Martin?

  I want everyone I love around. I mean, I, I kind of wanna interact with as many people as possible. I just wanna, I wanna be like, hugging every, I wanna be maybe out in the world, just saying hi to everyone and.

• 14:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 14:57Mae Martin?

  But I definitely would wanna be with, with Parv and Amma and Matt in my back house. I'd swing by there, see Matt and Wesley.

• 15:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yep.

• 15:06Mae Martin?

  But yeah, oh, man, I'd be, I don't know if I'd be able to enjoy the day.

• 15:11Fortune Feimster?

  I'd be very, a lot of anxiety for sure.

• 15:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I mean, I'd, I'd be like, let me get out of here. I'd be trying to, and I'd waste the day in a futile attempt to run away. But, yeah, I guess I would just wanna be hugging and touching everyone.

• 15:27Fortune Feimster?

  Hugging and touching and kissing and loving.

• 15:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 15:32Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 15:33Mae Martin?

  I mean, I guess I'd want some shrimp dumplings.

• 15:35Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 15:37Mae Martin?

  And I'd wanna listen to Pink Floyd.

• 15:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. It feels like one of those, like, what's your last meal kinda questions, too.

• 15:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I would probably rent like a big ass house and, uh, and just have all the people I love, my family and everybody else in that house together.

• 15:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 15:57Fortune Feimster?

  And, uh, tons of food, like, nobody's worrying about calories today, baby.

• 16:03Mae Martin?

  I don't know, load up.

• 16:04Fortune Feimster?

  We're cakes everywhere, just like, so much food, all kinds of different, like, uh, like that mythical kitchen show, you know, where, um, uh, have you seen that show? It's on YouTube.

• 16:19Mae Martin?

  What's that? I'd love that.

• 16:20Fortune Feimster?

  Where they, um, they recreate everyone's like favorite dishes, like, like your la, it's called Last Meal, I believe. Um, and they, uh, it's so fascinating to see like what people's, um, like, if you can name like your best, like, seven things that.

• 16:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:42Fortune Feimster?

  That what people come up with.

• 16:44Mae Martin?

  And there's always an emotional attachment, right?

• 16:45Fortune Feimster?

  Elizabeth Olsen's was fascinating.

• 16:48Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 16:48Fortune Feimster?

  She had like this very elevated taste. Um, and that people were like, whoa, okay. And other, some of the other people were like, you know, a gordita crunch. And you're like, really? Cuz this chef, I forget his name, is it Josh? Um, uh, he.

• 17:04Mae Martin?

  Like, he'll make a high-end version.

• 17:06Fortune Feimster?

  He and his team like make, they'll either get it from the place sometimes, or he'll recreate it. And, but they like go to great lengths to like make it taste like the thing people were, cuz sometimes it's a person's like, my mom's pot pie when I was 12.

• 17:22Mae Martin?

  Oh, I loved pot pie.

• 17:23Fortune Feimster?

  They'll try to like recreate it. Matthew McConaughey just did it and it was like a tuna salad from this random place and.

• 17:30Mae Martin?

  That's cool.

• 17:31Fortune Feimster?

  It's a really great show.

• 17:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 17:33Fortune Feimster?

  And so I would have a lot of that kinda stuff. And then the people I love, it would be kinda boring as far as like, we're not doing some of the big adventurous thing, but just time, time together.

• 17:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'd kind of rather have a day than a month cuz a month you'd start losing your mind trying to like, yeah, a day you're just like, well.

• 17:54Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 17:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I, yeah, food would be a big part of it. God, I love Elizabeth Olsen.

• 17:59Fortune Feimster?

  Thanksgiving.

• 18:00Mae Martin?

  I can't stop picturing her since you said her name. I think she's so talented and funny.

• 18:04Fortune Feimster?

  She's great. I ran into her once at a party and, um, she recognized me and I obviously recognized her, but I had just watched her in this show and I couldn't remember the name of it. And I go, oh, my God, you're so amazing. In the show. What's the name of it? You're like a killer. And she's just looking at me like, what?

• 18:23Mae Martin?

  I'm like, no, the lady, the, the killer lady.

• 18:27Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, love and death.

• 18:28Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 18:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 18:29Mae Martin?

  But I couldn't think of it and she, and it was like, she couldn't really understand what I was trying to ask her or tell her. It was very funny. We just kinda were staring at each other. And then I was so embarrassed. I put on Instagram, if anyone knows her, please tell her. Um, this is what I was trying to say. And somebody that works with her, uh, did tell her.

• 18:49Fortune Feimster?

  No way. Oh, that's good. I just watched Ingrid Goes West for the first time with

• 18:54Mae Martin?

  I've never seen that.

• 18:55Fortune Feimster?

  Her and, uh, Aubrey Plaza. It was really good.

• 18:58Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah?

• 18:58Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, she plays an influencer.

• 19:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:00Fortune Feimster?

  Kind of, but she really gets the joke of the character.

• 19:04Mae Martin?

  She's fantastic. She's such a good actress.

• 19:07Fortune Feimster?

  Agreed.

• 19:07Mae Martin?

  Mm hmm. Do we have time for one more?

• 19:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we're dull.

• 19:11Mae Martin?

  Oh, wait, did, uh, Chris have an answer?

• 19:13Fortune Feimster?

  Sorry, yeah, what's Chris's answer?

• 19:15Mae Martin?

  Chris?

• 19:16Speaker 05

  I would spend my last day hiking my butt off with my dog naked in the woods and eating edibles until it hits. You know, that's where I'm at the happiest. And also, when I listen to your podcast, going to work every morning to a prison, you make me laugh. You make me cry. I get there and I have a smile on my face. So, thank you and keep it handsome.

• 19:36Mae Martin?

  Chris is fascinating.

• 19:38Fortune Feimster?

  There's a lot.

• 19:39Mae Martin?

  You have a lot there.

• 19:41Fortune Feimster?

  It is an Astaire Parel who lived in Oregon, hiking naked in the woods.

• 19:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah, wow, and hiking naked. I feel like I'd be worried about the bugs. But the edibles and stuff might make being naked more fun.

• 19:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 19:57Mae Martin?

  Just frolicking and, and with your dog in the woods. Yeah, I was thinking what I wanna get, like, it's my last day, should I just get high? But I think actually I'd wanna be lucid. Yeah.

• 20:10Fortune Feimster?

  Well, let's do one, uh, one quick question.

• 20:12Mae Martin?

  Sure.

• 20:13Speaker 06

  Hi, Fortune, May, and Tig. This is Andrea from North Hollywood, California, and I was wondering if there was a character in Winnie the Pooh that you relate to most? So are you Tigger or, uh, Rue, Rabbit, Christopher Robin? Which, which character speaks to you the most?

• 20:43Mae Martin?

  A hundred percent Piglet for me.

• 20:45Fortune Feimster?

  Really?

• 20:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, anxious little Piglet. Yeah, Piglet's kind of trying to keep it all together, like trying to, yeah.

• 20:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 20:54Mae Martin?

  What about you?

• 20:56Fortune Feimster?

  Would I be Winnie the Pooh?

• 20:58Mae Martin?

  Maybe.

• 20:59Fortune Feimster?

  I'm just trying to talk to everybody, make sure everyone's okay.

• 21:05Mae Martin?

  Hey, that was good.

• 21:07Fortune Feimster?

  I haven't watched Winnie the Pooh forever.

• 21:09Mae Martin?

  So I was like, that's the voice, right?

• 21:11Fortune Feimster?

  That is, it's, and it's kind of in this, this sort of thing.

• 21:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:19Fortune Feimster?

  What a beautiful day.

• 21:21Mae Martin?

  Or some, I, it's hard. Yours is good.

• 21:23Fortune Feimster?

  So yeah, I think I'm Winnie the Pooh.

• 21:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:27Fortune Feimster?

  Like my honey.

• 21:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:31Fortune Feimster?

  And Tig, we know who Tig is.

• 21:33Mae Martin?

  Eeyore?

• 21:34Fortune Feimster?

  Tigger.

• 21:36Mae Martin?

  Oh, Tigger, right.

• 21:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Tig's not Eeyore, but there's the, the pace and drawl is a little Eeyore-esque, but.

• 21:45Fortune Feimster?

  That's true, yeah.

• 21:47Mae Martin?

  But yeah, we gotta go with Tigger. It's too perfect.

• 21:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, maybe not as much energy as Tigger, but the name fits.

• 21:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Fortune Feimster?

  Did Andrea say?

• 21:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, what, what's Andrea's answer?

• 21:58Speaker 06

  Uh, for me, I'm Piglet. I get nervous and anxious and although the older I get, the, the least that happens and I'm becoming, I aspire to be Pooh. So, um, yeah, I hope you all are having a beautiful day.

• 22:21Mae Martin?

  Oh, thanks Andrea.

• 22:24Fortune Feimster?

  Well, what are, what's some fun questions there?

• 22:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I love the Winnie the Pooh ride at Disney.

• 22:29Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 22:30Mae Martin?

  Um, what have you got coming up aside from Halloween obs?

• 22:34Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I just have a few shows left, LA, November 7th, and then Palm Springs the next day, Greeley, Colorado, Denver, Colorado, Nashville, Tennessee. That's it for me.

• 22:46Mae Martin?

  I'm at Largo, November 12th, doing music and it's gonna be a, a really fun, special show with musical guests. Um, so come and get emo at Largo in LA.

• 22:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, and get, get your Holly Bob's tickets, the Handsome Holly Bob Annual Show, uh, December 12th. You can live stream it anywhere and that link will be good, uh, for the rest of the month. We're gonna keep it open for a while so people can, uh, um, watch it over the holidays.

• 23:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and, uh, yeah, have a, have a holiday party. Send us your pics.

• 23:18Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Mae Martin?

  Um, and keep submitting your questions, please. We love to hear from you. Go to speakpipe.com/hansampod. And until next time.

• 23:27Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it pretty handsome.

• 23:31Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected] and please follow us on social media at HandsomePod.

• 23:47Tig Notaro?

  What a podcast.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

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