Anjelah Johnson-Reyes asks about gratitude and "mad-itude"

The hilarious stand up comedian Anjelah Johnson-Reyes (Mad TV, Netflix) asks the Handsome hosts what makes them grateful, but most importantly what makes them steaming *mad*! Plus Fortune's incredible gift card story, a walrus joke for the ages, and a whole lotta good Handsome vibes! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 2:16Tig Notaro?

  Cheers. Hello, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the Handsome Podcast, here with my co-host.

• 2:25Mae Martin?

  Mae Martin.

• 2:27Tig Notaro?

  And Fortune Beamster. Welcome.

• 2:31Mae Martin?

  Welcome. May I take your order?

• 2:34Tig Notaro?

  Yes, please. Where are you right now, Fortune?

• 2:37Fortune Feimster?

  I am filming a movie in Atlanta.

• 2:39Tig Notaro?

  Oh, nice. With Will Ferrell. Cool. How's it going?

• 2:45Fortune Feimster?

  I just got here last night, so so far, nothing's happened till my lovely call time at 5:30 tomorrow morning.

• 2:54Mae Martin?

  Do you know your lines?

• 2:56Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I will, tonight.

• 2:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:00Tig Notaro?

  Is that how you do your lines? Do you do it the night before, or do you do it in the makeup chair? Or do you work up slowly? Tell us your process.

• 3:09Mae Martin?

  Please tell us your process.

• 3:11Fortune Feimster?

  On a movie like this, where it's not like crazy, big chunks of lines, I'll look like two days ahead. And um, see like, if there's anything that I really need to dig into. And if it's not too bad, then I'll do it the day before, um, the night before, and then again in the makeup trailer. But on Foo Bar, I had like really long, like, really long things, so that would, it would print out a thing for me for the week that I would be studying all week.

• 3:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, all your action terminology and.

• 3:41Tig Notaro?

  That's right.

• 3:42Mae Martin?

  Well, we got the, we got the, oh, I actually can't think of anything.

• 3:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we got the, we got the.

• 3:47Mae Martin?

  We got the, uh, uh, we're zooming in on the, uh.

• 3:51Fortune Feimster?

  Truth be told, I can't tell you one line that I had this past season.

• 3:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Fortune Feimster?

  Because it's all short-term memory. I, I, I learn it really quickly and then release it as soon as the scene's done.

• 4:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, same, same.

• 4:06Mae Martin?

  Are you, my dream if I was working with Will Ferrell would be, because his bloopers are so iconic, I, my dream would be to be part of a blooper, like, part of a unscripted moment where I'm get, I make him laugh or something.

• 4:18Tig Notaro?

  Where do you see Will Ferrell's bloopers, if you haven't? Worked with him.

• 4:21Mae Martin?

  Let me tell you, it's when I'm sad, I get on YouTube and I will search literally Will Ferrell bloopers.

• 4:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 4:29Fortune Feimster?

  He is so funny. I did the, his last movie with him, but my big scenes with him and Reese got cut.

• 4:36Mae Martin?

  Oh, man.

• 4:37Fortune Feimster?

  But it was so fun.

• 4:38Tig Notaro?

  This is them making it up to you?

• 4:40Fortune Feimster?

  I guess so. And then, but we had a funny behind, they did some behind the scenes videos where he and I was, they were interviewing me and then he and comes up and interrupts me and starts doing bits with me, which is like my dream.

• 4:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Fortune Feimster?

  And then Reese comes up and does bits with the both of us and I'm doing bits with Will and Reese Witherspoon. And I don't know where this footage is. I've not seen it anywhere. And I'm like, I would.

• 5:08Tig Notaro?

  Maybe it never happened.

• 5:09Fortune Feimster?

  No, I know it did. And we were all doing bits. I'm like, this is a dream scenario for me, but I haven't, I have no idea where that footage went.

• 5:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you'd need that. Track that down.

• 5:20Tig Notaro?

  And so is this movie, are you and, and Will, are you the two stars of the movie?

• 5:28Fortune Feimster?

  No, that I am, I am another small part in this. It's him and Zac Efron.

• 5:33Tig Notaro?

  Oh, nice.

• 5:34Fortune Feimster?

  And Regina Hall. They're the main ones.

• 5:37Tig Notaro?

  And what is your character?

• 5:39Fortune Feimster?

  I play a cop, obviously.

• 5:42Mae Martin?

  Obviously.

• 5:43Tig Notaro?

  Have you played a cop?

• 5:45Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a CIA agent in Foo Bar. This might be my first cop role.

• 5:50Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 5:50Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 5:52Fortune Feimster?

  I'm trying to think. Yeah.

• 5:53Tig Notaro?

  And do you, are you going far out of the Fortune personality? Are you doing some character? It's just Fortune and a.

• 6:00Fortune Feimster?

  It's Fortune as a cop.

• 6:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:01Mae Martin?

  Fortune the cop.

• 6:02Tig Notaro?

  All right.

• 6:03Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune the cop. I went on set today and had my fitting for my cop outfit and I said, I am playing a sexy cop, right? And they were like, obviously.

• 6:13Tig Notaro?

  Um, and did you feel pretty gay?

• 6:16Fortune Feimster?

  Um, yeah, pretty gay.

• 6:18Mae Martin?

  What, just because of the uniform?

• 6:20Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I fit in a cop uniform. I have to say it ramped up my homosexuality.

• 6:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, when I glanced at myself, I was like, this is pretty gay.

• 6:32Fortune Feimster?

  At first they put that, the, the hat on you that's like the, like folded one. Cop hat. And I looked so stupid. I was like,

• 6:41Mae Martin?

  See you push back on the hat?

• 6:43Fortune Feimster?

  Stupid. And then they put like a ball cap on me. I was like, oh, that's way better.

• 6:48Tig Notaro?

  Can we see the picture of you in the stupid hat?

• 6:51Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't take a picture of it.

• 6:52Tig Notaro?

  Can you put it back on your head and take a picture?

• 6:55Mae Martin?

  I'm imagining it really clearly. A little, but I think in my mind, it's pretty cute. It's like a little page boy kind of.

• 7:02Fortune Feimster?

  I, it was funny. I was talking with Will and we were just chatting away and he was in his costume and, and then all of a sudden, I, I think I was a good 10 minutes into talking with him when I looked down and he's in spandex and I had no clue.

• 7:20Tig Notaro?

  And was that sexy or was it funny?

• 7:23Fortune Feimster?

  Beyond sexy.

• 7:25Mae Martin?

  Heck, yeah. How are you doing Tig? What's going on with you?

• 7:28Tig Notaro?

  What is going on with me?

• 7:30Mae Martin?

  Speaking of sexy?

• 7:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Speaking of sexy, I feel like I've, um, I feel like I've been up to something and doing things, um, for sure.

• 7:40Fortune Feimster?

  That's riveting.

• 7:42Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I'm, we're pretty neck deep always in baseball, um, at our house and, um, and outside of the house and baseball fields.

• 7:54Fortune Feimster?

  Games.

• 7:54Tig Notaro?

  Games, a lot of practices, a lot of games, a lot of double headers.

• 7:59Fortune Feimster?

  Did you have a, a Mother's Day celebration of any sorts?

• 8:03Tig Notaro?

  We did. We had a Mother's Day celebration. We went to one of our favorite vegan restaurants.

• 8:12Tig Notaro?

  And it disappointed.

• 8:14Fortune Feimster?

  No scandal.

• 8:17Tig Notaro?

  It was such a bummer. It was the fourth or fifth time we've gone to this particular vegan restaurant. That is very nice.

• 8:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Tig Notaro?

  It is one of the top vegan restaurants.

• 8:29Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wow.

• 8:30Tig Notaro?

  Every time it is the worst service.

• 8:35Fortune Feimster?

  I wonder if it's the place I've been to that wouldn't accept my gift card.

• 8:40Tig Notaro?

  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna name the place. Okay, I'll name the place and we're gonna bleep it, but it is.

• 8:46Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 8:48Tig Notaro?

  And it's in Marina Del Rey. And um, yeah, so Max and Finn, it's just a bummer because it's like you're looking forward to it. It's, it's your big special day. The kids are excited to take you out.

• 9:02Fortune Feimster?

  They're paying.

• 9:04Tig Notaro?

  Huh?

• 9:04Fortune Feimster?

  Are they paying?

• 9:05Tig Notaro?

  Okay. There's so much not paying that anytime money comes up, they always tell you how broke they are.

• 9:14Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 9:15Mae Martin?

  That's so.

• 9:15Fortune Feimster?

  They're like, can I have your debit card?

• 9:17Mae Martin?

  They're like, I am stretched thin right now.

• 9:20Tig Notaro?

  Truly, they're like, we are broke. Yeah.

• 9:23Mae Martin?

  Wait, Tig, if the, the restaurant's, it's had bad service for the past four times.

• 9:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Mae Martin?

  So what were you expecting?

• 9:31Fortune Feimster?

  The food's probably really good, right?

• 9:32Tig Notaro?

  The food is so good and we have such high hopes that it's just a freak experience. And this time, the waiter was like, at the end, at the end of the day, after the end of the meal, when he's giving us our, or when we're finally pay, after we were finally able to track him down, he's like, hey, and sorry, um, you know, things are really busy today. And it's like, it's Mother's Day. Wouldn't they be on top of that, that it's gonna be busy? But also for the four other times we've gone? What was the excuse there? Yeah, they're like, sorry, it's um. We'll bring more napkins and never came. We'll do this, we'll do that.

• 10:15Tig Notaro?

  And it's just, it's like, whatever. There's much bigger problems in the world. I don't think so. Well, in the moment, we, we think there's not, but um, but you know, I feel like Stephanie and I are very um, we're nice to waitstaff. We tip well. Yeah. We're patient, we're understanding. I worked in um, uh, the restaurant world for many years. So there's a lot of leeway. This is endlessly bad service. You can't find them. They don't refresh your drinks. You can't find them to pay the, the bill. It's just all the wrong food. It's, it's, it's like, it's endless.

• 10:59Tig Notaro?

  So that's how our Mother's Day was, but we, we walked around and um, and uh, looked at the water and you know, just uh, watched a movie and lounged around, had a relaxing day. Max and Finn were playing catch in the backyard, which is one of my favorite. I mean, Finn's so good at pitching and Max is so good at catching. And to see them in the backyard, just. Satisfying. It is so, it makes it so much more yin and yang. Just brothers. Just, just, it was, yeah. So aside from the actual brunch that we were all building up,

• 11:38Tig Notaro?

  it, you know what it actually did? It made me feel bad for people who are taking their mothers out. And let's say, somebody's sick or, or their mother's very elderly or you, maybe that will be your last Mother's Day or something. It's like, I don't mean to take it to a really depressing place, but like, but I did think about that. Or somebody coming in town. You know what I mean? It's like. Yeah, a special meal. For sure. And I think about it as a comedian. When I go and do a show, I don't take it for granted. I know people get babysitters. I know they maybe paid for an Uber to get there.

• 12:19Tig Notaro?

  So I don't know. That's where my head was, was like, give it your hundred percent.

• 12:25Fortune Feimster?

  Right. Did I tell you about my experience at the one, a nice vegan restaurant with my gift card? No, but really quick. But it was, it's one of the nice vegan places and my agents had given me like a very expensive gift card to it.

• 12:40Tig Notaro?

  Tell us the name and we'll bleep it out.

• 12:42Fortune Feimster?

  Um, bleep this part out too, because I don't remember the name. It's on. Okay.

• 12:50Fortune Feimster?

  That's the name of it.

• 12:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Fortune Feimster?

  We'll bleep that out. But I, I was like, I, I'm not a vegan, obviously. I like vegan food, but this is like a very expensive gift card. So I'm like, I gotta use this for a special occasion. So I invited, uh, my friend, Gillian Bell, who we know, um, who's been on the, our handsome pod. Uh, and it was her birthday and she loved this restaurant, but for whatever reason, I didn't want to tell.

• 13:15Tig Notaro?

  Is she vegan?

• 13:16Fortune Feimster?

  She's not vegan, but she and her sister, Rina, love this restaurant. And I don't know why, because we've been best friends for years. Why I didn't want to tell her I was using a gift card? So when the bill came, uh, Jack's like, got up and, and just kind of, um, was going to the bathroom and just handed, uh, the lady the check with the gift card. And, you know, kind of trying to be discreet. And then the, the woman like comes over and says gift card more than anyone I've ever heard in my life. She's like, I tried to run the gift card, but the gift card won't work. And I don't know what, have you used this gift card before? Like.

• 13:54Tig Notaro?

  How much is on the gift card?

• 13:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, and my, and Gillian's looking at me like, what? I'm like, ah, whatever, you know? We take you, uh, the, the funniest part is you were sitting behind me. We ran into you that guys that night. This was, yeah, this was like six years, five years ago, something like that.

• 14:11Tig Notaro?

  Wow, it makes such a lasting impression.

• 14:13Fortune Feimster?

  You were literally right behind me. So I was even more embarrassed to like talk about this gift card. And so I'm just like, no, never used this before. Just, you know, if you'll go, just go run it. And Gillian's like, and I'm like, I don't know. And so. Comes back again. She's like, I'm on the phone with the gift card company, but like, it's not going through. I don't know what's wrong with this gift card. Like, keeps saying gift card. And I'm just like, please stop it. And so I'm just like, here, give me the gift card. Give me the gift card. And we just like hand her our credit card and pay for it. But

• 14:48Tig Notaro?

  And they're like, oh, declined.

• 14:50Fortune Feimster?

  It was wild. And then as we're leaving the restaurant, the manager stops, says, sorry about the gift card. I don't know what was wrong with that gift card. We're trying to run the gift card. And I was, and, and you know, Jax went back another time and it didn't work again. And I'm just like, this is a bamboozled gift card.

• 15:07Tig Notaro?

  Okay, but how was the food?

• 15:09Fortune Feimster?

  Really good, really good. Yeah.

• 15:11Mae Martin?

  I feel like, like bumping into Tig at a vegan restaurant is, it's like bumping into me at an escape room. Like, it's so on brand that it's almost, it's almost embarrassing. It's like, yep, of course I'm here.

• 15:21Tig Notaro?

  And apologies for my memory loss. But did we talk?

• 15:25Fortune Feimster?

  We talked. Yeah, we said hi and, and you guys, um, sat down.

• 15:30Tig Notaro?

  It was just me and Stephanie?

• 15:32Fortune Feimster?

  I can't remember. Y'all might have been with another couple. So like, we just said a brief hello, hi. It wasn't like a long, um, thing. But I just remember between not wanting to tell Jillian I had a gift card and you sitting behind me. I was like, please, just give me the gift card.

• 15:49Tig Notaro?

  They get on the intercom, they're like, table forty seven, your gift card is still not going through. Fortune theme, sir, please, uh,

• 15:57Fortune Feimster?

  But the funny part is because we had this expensive gift card, we were like, order whatever you want.

• 16:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah, oh my god.

• 16:04Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it coming. You want another drink? How, two of those apps? Like, we were just going nuts. Cause

• 16:09Tig Notaro?

  Be glad you didn't have the gift card at the restaurant we went to on Mother's Day. Cause you can't keep it coming because they won't ever come to your table. That's right.

• 16:17Mae Martin?

  When you were saying like, we couldn't find the waiter, I was like, surely that's the base. You shouldn't have to find, like hide and seek the waiter.

• 16:25Tig Notaro?

  We could find him. He just wouldn't make eye contact when he was walking past our table. And so we'd be like, hello, ha, ha.

• 16:32Mae Martin?

  Or there's the classic thing in restaurants where they're like, uh, you're like, hey, can I get some water? They're like, I'm gonna send over your server. And then the server you try to order, they're like, I'm just taking the drinks. I'm gonna send over the, you know,

• 16:42Tig Notaro?

  That's what was happening.

• 16:44Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 16:45Tig Notaro?

  They, they gave us the Mother's Day menu and then they gave us the regular menu. So we were finding things on the regular menu. And when we all had our orders and they finally came to the table. They're like, oh, we only have the prefix meal on the Mother's Day. That regular menu is just for drinks. So then we were like, nobody told us this. So they leave and then we have to, finding something to eat with small children too. It's not easy. So we had to go back through, anyway, again, bigger problems going on.

• 17:19Mae Martin?

  Again, I don't think so.

• 17:20Tig Notaro?

  But you asked how Mother's Day was and I am telling you, it was perfect.

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• 17:45Mae Martin?

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• 20:10Mae Martin?

  I had my birthday.

• 20:12Tig Notaro?

  That's right. How did your birthday party go?

• 20:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we haven't all been together since then.

• 20:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 20:17Mae Martin?

  Thomas was there and

• 20:19Tig Notaro?

  Crunk.

• 20:21Mae Martin?

  Crunk, I mean, making a scene. We had to kick him out.

• 20:24Tig Notaro?

  So it was set the scene. It was at your house?

• 20:27Mae Martin?

  Mm-hmm. Okay, it was at my house. And I, the mistake I made was, it was like a last-minute thing. I thought, I gotta do something. And so I made an invite and on the invite it said, like, come for games, intrigue, mystery, and like, what was the, and like, lies or something like?

• 20:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 20:46Mae Martin?

  Subterfuge, subterfuge, like, I really promised.

• 20:49Tig Notaro?

  I would think that this is a sexy party.

• 20:51Mae Martin?

  No, no.

• 20:52Tig Notaro?

  But that's what I would think. Intrigued. I'm intrigued.

• 20:55Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 20:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 20:57Mae Martin?

  What I wanted was, like, I had big plans that I was gonna do an Easter egg hunt. I was gonna do like some kind of mafia game where you have to figure out who at the party is. But I kind of panicked. I left it too late. I was, I was really, I got the birthday blues in the morning and then

• 21:12Tig Notaro?

  Oh, no. Did you have snacks?

• 21:14Mae Martin?

  I had some snacks.

• 21:15Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, this sounds like an awful party.

• 21:17Mae Martin?

  Oh, no, wait.

• 21:19Tig Notaro?

  Wait, you woke up the next day depressed?

• 21:22Mae Martin?

  No, on the day.

• 21:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh, on the day. Okay.

• 21:24Fortune Feimster?

  But if you're inviting people to your house, you have to have a lot of snacks.

• 21:27Mae Martin?

  Oh, I had snacks. I had snacks.

• 21:29Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, okay. That's why I said.

• 21:30Tig Notaro?

  Did you have a lot of snacks, though?

• 21:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I had a lot of snacks.

• 21:33Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. I'm not sold on you had a lot of snacks.

• 21:37Tig Notaro?

  What were the snacks? Walk us through it.

• 21:39Mae Martin?

  Okay, well, I had multiple pizzas.

• 21:42Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 21:42Mae Martin?

  Chips and bowls, I had dips, you know?

• 21:45Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, okay. Chips and bowls and dips. Was there a cake or of any of dessert? Okay, I'm just making sure.

• 21:53Mae Martin?

  The like stressful thing was that I I put on the invite 2:00 PM onwards, which is a weird thing to do on a Friday.

• 22:00Fortune Feimster?

  You have to have a finite get out of my house time.

• 22:03Mae Martin?

  But then I got so like bummed and overwhelmed in the morning and like stressed trying to plan all these games I'd promised, that then I texted everyone and said, let's do 3:00 PM, which is such a weirdly thing to just bump it an hour in the afternoon. And then people come and I I couldn't like settle into a conversation because I was so aware I'd promised games. So the only thing I really came up with was throw the teabag in the cup from the furthest distance. And I think it's fair to say I was manic, Thomas. I was running between groups of people who were just having a nice time being like, guys, we're throwing a teabag into a cup if anyone wants it.

• 22:38Tig Notaro?

  How many people made it to the party?

• 22:41Mae Martin?

  There were about thirty over the course of the of the afternoon.

• 22:44Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, you stressed yourself out.

• 22:47Mae Martin?

  Did I ever? I mean, I had little bowls of paper and pens. I was trying to write secret missions for people and everyone was like, what is this? And then throwing the teabag in the in the cup, it was who can throw it from the furthest distance? And we're taking turns. And then thankfully, that did get pretty electric. And the feeling when someone finally got it in was like we'd won the World Cup.

• 23:09Fortune Feimster?

  The teabag part?

• 23:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the teabag part. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah.

• 23:12Fortune Feimster?

  But overall, I don't know. Did they get a prize? Like, did you make out with them?

• 23:16Mae Martin?

  No, no prize, no.

• 23:17Tig Notaro?

  And is this a game?

• 23:19Fortune Feimster?

  Intrigued. It seems like something needed to happen.

• 23:23Mae Martin?

  The intrigue was just, is Meg gonna have a meltdown?

• 23:25Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 23:27Tig Notaro?

  Now, is the throw a teabag in a

• 23:31Tig Notaro?

  Glass or cup, is that a typical

• 23:34Fortune Feimster?

  Follow up question.

• 23:35Tig Notaro?

  Party game? Cause I have to be honest, I don't know if that would lure me to a party or keep me there.

• 23:42Mae Martin?

  It was

• 23:43Fortune Feimster?

  Interesting.

• 23:44Mae Martin?

  I was thinking

• 23:45Tig Notaro?

  Why? Fortune, if you knew you could throw a teabag into a cup, you would haul ass over there?

• 23:50Fortune Feimster?

  I'll try.

• 23:52Mae Martin?

  What I thought was, there's a lot of ways you could go about it, cause you're trying to get it from the furthest distance. I didn't anticipate how hard it would be to get it in at all, but there's different, you could get the teabag wet.

• 24:03Fortune Feimster?

  That would be my, I would wanna get it wet.

• 24:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:07Fortune Feimster?

  And are you dangling it like this and throwing it?

• 24:10Mae Martin?

  Well, that would, that's a very interesting question to dangle from the string.

• 24:13Tig Notaro?

  Thanks for the act out on that fortune.

• 24:15Mae Martin?

  Or I was like, maybe if you just get high up over it, that counts as distance.

• 24:20Fortune Feimster?

  It does.

• 24:21Mae Martin?

  But honestly, thank God for, um, Clea DuVall and her wife were there and they're like game fanatics and they love Survivor and they were like, right on board with it.

• 24:30Fortune Feimster?

  Setting the rules and everything. Clea would turn into a director again.

• 24:35Mae Martin?

  She really did. And she, also she was the one that got

• 24:38Fortune Feimster?

  She did it.

• 24:39Mae Martin?

  Teabag in the cup. She did it.

• 24:40Fortune Feimster?

  She did it.

• 24:41Mae Martin?

  She did it.

• 24:42Tig Notaro?

  And how did, how did, uh, Mr. Thomas do?

• 24:45Mae Martin?

  Thomas, did you throw the teabag in the cup?

• 24:47Speaker 04

  You know, I think I was too busy playing foosball. I was, I was really attached to that foosball table.

• 24:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the table was good.

• 24:56Fortune Feimster?

  I once butt dialed Clea DuVall out of nowhere during the middle of a romantic dinner in Santa Barbara.

• 25:03Tig Notaro?

  You did what?

• 25:04Mae Martin?

  Butt dialed.

• 25:05Fortune Feimster?

  Dialed Clea.

• 25:06Mae Martin?

  That feels like the universe wanted you to connect with her.

• 25:09Fortune Feimster?

  But it's not like, I love Clea, but I don't talk to Clea very often, ever.

• 25:13Mae Martin?

  Just chat on the phone.

• 25:14Fortune Feimster?

  Phone just called her and she texted me.

• 25:17Mae Martin?

  Did she hear what you were saying?

• 25:18Fortune Feimster?

  She could totally hear her into her conversation.

• 25:21Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 25:22Fortune Feimster?

  Texted me like, hey bud, just, just FYI, you just called me. And I was like, oh my God, that is so weird.

• 25:30Tig Notaro?

  And that was just a general Butt dial?

• 25:33Fortune Feimster?

  General butt dial. So your phone could literally call anyone at any time, just so you know.

• 25:38Mae Martin?

  That's terrifying.

• 25:38Tig Notaro?

  Guess what my phone did?

• 25:39Fortune Feimster?

  What?

• 25:40Tig Notaro?

  I not only, I, I didn't just do a butt dial, but I think we, Fortune and I, I don't know about May, but have a mutual friend, Kim Dickens.

• 25:51Fortune Feimster?

  We do, yeah.

• 25:52Tig Notaro?

  Okay, I butt facetimed Kim Dickens.

• 25:56Fortune Feimster?

  Butt facetime.

• 25:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and I looked at my call list of recent calls, looking for somebody's number one day. And, you know, Kim is a friend, but not somebody I talk to on a daily basis. And certainly someone I have never facetimed with. And so I'm scrolling through my missed calls and whatever to find, you know, a number that I needed to find. And I see

• 26:23Tig Notaro?

  that I have facetimed Kim Dickens like three days before. And I'm like, no, I didn't. She didn't say anything. She didn't pick up. We've never talked about it.

• 26:35Fortune Feimster?

  I have, I have done that before, and I think usually people know if you don't normally facetime with that person.

• 26:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 26:42Fortune Feimster?

  That it was like an accident.

• 26:44Tig Notaro?

  Okay. I'm still curious if I get a FaceTime. I'm like, what's going on?

• 26:50Fortune Feimster?

  You would answer?

• 26:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, but I answer spam too.

• 26:52Fortune Feimster?

  I've ignored several FaceTimes that I know were probably accidents.

• 26:56Mae Martin?

  I once went to block an ex's number, this is years ago, to prevent me from wanting to text them or whatever. Go to block it. And when I go to block the number, accidentally hit FaceTime.

• 27:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 27:12Fortune Feimster?

  I just wanted to inform you, I'm blocking you.

• 27:16Fortune Feimster?

  At the end of this call.

• 27:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 27:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that is the nightmare when you're not wanting them to know about them.

• 27:26Tig Notaro?

  I've not ever blocked somebody. They can't tell when you block them?

• 27:29Mae Martin?

  They could if they tried to message. It would turn up green instead of blue.

• 27:33Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 27:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just for, everybody says, just block the person for a couple, you know. Yeah, guys, I'm drinking this, um, thing that Thomas told me about.

• 27:45Fortune Feimster?

  What is it? Prune juice.

• 27:47Mae Martin?

  It's fucked up. It's Diet Coke mixed with cold brew.

• 27:50Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wow.

• 27:51Mae Martin?

  It's Diet Coke with a splash of coffee in it.

• 27:54Fortune Feimster?

  And you're, and it's kind of later there. It's right afternoon.

• 27:58Tig Notaro?

  Later where?

• 28:00Mae Martin?

  It's like 3:00 PM.

• 28:00Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I'm thinking of where I am. It's evening time here.

• 28:04Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. How does that taste? And Thomas, you drink that?

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, Coke Zero, uh, cause the HeadGum Studios have cold brew on tap and I started having cold brew and Coke Zero combined just because they have those available.

• 28:18Tig Notaro?

  And so that's an already made up idea?

• 28:21Speaker 04

  No, I invented it. Like, it's like cold brew with a splash of Coke Zero.

• 28:27Tig Notaro?

  Wow. And it's good?

• 28:29Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 28:30Mae Martin?

  It's giving me a jolt, that's for sure. I got a lot of flack the other day for, I went to the movie theater to see Sinners, that movie. And, you know, I've ordered a large drink and then, you know, you fill up your drink. And so I, I always mix. Like, I, I mixed like ginger ale and Coke Zero and iced tea and Fanta lemon. I think that was the combo. And the person was horrified.

• 28:54Fortune Feimster?

  There's a lot of drinks in one thing, but do you?

• 28:57Mae Martin?

  I kind of like Thomas's theory that if things are available, you gotta mix them.

• 29:02Fortune Feimster?

  Why not? Speaking of lesbians on text, Emily Sailors from the Indigo Girls just texted me. Do you think that was on purpose?

• 29:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, because.

• 29:10Fortune Feimster?

  High fortune.

• 29:11Tig Notaro?

  I had a Zoom with her today.

• 29:15Fortune Feimster?

  She wrote, she mentioned you in here.

• 29:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:19Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, she called you Tigglebitties. That's weird.

• 29:23Tig Notaro?

  Does she not know my story?

• 29:27Fortune Feimster?

  So May, would you say the birthday party was a success in the end?

• 29:31Mae Martin?

  I think people had a nice time. I, I, I have many regrets. I would do an evening party next time, I think, or at least a weekend day, not a weekday.

• 29:41Tig Notaro?

  Not at 2:00 PM on a weekday?

• 29:43Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, it was on the weekday?

• 29:45Mae Martin?

  It was on a Friday, yeah.

• 29:46Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 29:47Mae Martin?

  And I would plan, I would plan better and, and people came and then left and then came and then left. And like, I have the same birthday as Kumail Nanjiani and him and his wife came. Her birthday is, I think, the day before, the day after. And they came, but everyone had just sort of left and I felt, I was like, guys, I swear it was fun. We were throwing teabags.

• 30:05Tig Notaro?

  I promise. And would you carry on the teabag game tradition? Was it a success? Was it a hit? Were they into it?

• 30:13Mae Martin?

  I think, now that you say it, I'm like, yeah, I, I don't, from now on, it won't be a birthday unless there's a bag.

• 30:19Tig Notaro?

  So you're gonna be like, guys, guess what's on again this year? It's my birthday and we're throwing teabags. Remember last year?

• 30:28Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it is funny. It would be funny if you named it the annual teabag party.

• 30:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 30:36Fortune Feimster?

  Come on. Well, I hate that I missed it. I was out of town. I don't know if I would have been invited, but I hate I missed it.

• 30:44Mae Martin?

  I invited you both. I sent it on the group chat. Yeah, I sent it on the chat.

• 30:49Tig Notaro?

  You did?

• 30:50Mae Martin?

  I did. I sent it on the chat. Yeah.

• 30:52Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, well, I apologize. I totally did not see that. So my apologies for not getting back to you.

• 30:58Mae Martin?

  I think birthdays, as you get older, they're not. Yeah, man.

• 31:02Fortune Feimster?

  Have you? Yeah, just a wee bit.

• 31:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Guys, should we see who our question asker is?

• 31:09Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely.

• 31:10Fortune Feimster?

  Today's question asker is an actress, stand-up comedian, and former NFL cheerleader. She has released, I know, right? She has released multiple hit stand-up specials with her latest Say I Want getting over five million views on YouTube. Angela Johnson Reyes is today's question asker.

• 31:34Speaker 00

  All right. So I have a question for my handsoms.

• 31:39Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  What are you grateful for in life, which you've already shared a few? But also, what's your matitude, which we didn't get to today?

• 31:49Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 31:49Speaker 00

  Your matitude is your one thing that's making you mad these days, getting on your nerves, and then your gratitude. What are you grateful for? That's my, my question for you guys.

• 31:59Fortune Feimster?

  All right. So I did Angela's podcast and I was like, you gotta ask us a question for handsome sometime. And she's like, I'll do it right now. I was like, oh, okay.

• 32:11Speaker 00

  And we're on.

• 32:12Fortune Feimster?

  And we're on. So I got to be a part of Angela's question.

• 32:16Mae Martin?

  I mean, I'm thinking of a million things.

• 32:18Fortune Feimster?

  Gratitude and matitude.

• 32:19Mae Martin?

  For my matitude.

• 32:20Fortune Feimster?

  And, and explain matitude again. Stuff that upsets you, right?

• 32:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah, these days, like what specifically these days is really getting your goat.

• 32:29Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm. Well, yeah, getting your.

• 32:31Tig Notaro?

  The fact that I don't have a goat gets my goat.

• 32:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you know what?

• 32:36Tig Notaro?

  Is that how a goat sounds? Bang. Or is that a sheep? What's a goat do? Don't answer her. Let her go about.

• 32:47Tig Notaro?

  Let her go about life.

• 32:50Tig Notaro?

  Thinking that's what a goat maybe sounds like.

• 32:54Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh. You know what? Speaking of animals, um, when we were, um, on Mother's Day, we were, we saw a seal in the marina. And, uh, sitting up.

• 33:07Fortune Feimster?

  I love his music.

• 33:10Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie. That is a solid joke and I think you need to write that down and remind yourself to repeat it.

• 33:26Tig Notaro?

  So this seal is hanging out, uh, right by this boat slip in the harbor. And it's just, it, have you, does it not blow your mind how much seals are ocean dogs?

• 33:39Mae Martin?

  Yes, they're big dumb puppies.

• 33:42Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 33:42Fortune Feimster?

  Really?

• 33:43Tig Notaro?

  And just the.

• 33:45Tig Notaro?

  Like the, the barking.

• 33:46Fortune Feimster?

  Is that how they sound?

• 33:48Tig Notaro?

  I mean, don't tell Fortune.

• 33:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, they're barking and you can, and when I said that, my son Max was like, well, they're both mammals. And I was like, sure, but

• 34:05Mae Martin?

  I don't know about that logic. Yeah.

• 34:07Tig Notaro?

  I mean, they, they have the whiskers. They look like dogs and they basically bark. So what is the connection there? I know this is not Angela's ask, but

• 34:19Mae Martin?

  No, this is getting your goat.

• 34:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 34:21Fortune Feimster?

  It's getting my seal. Your matto.

• 34:24Mae Martin?

  Was this seal just to by himself?

• 34:26Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh, just hanging out, sunbathing and just like cleaning himself and just so cute. Animals are just little freaks. He was very nice to us.

• 34:39Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I mean, but if you were like to, you know, swim up and

• 34:42Tig Notaro?

  You need to Google seals and find out more information on your own.

• 34:48Mae Martin?

  Here's the thing, like, what, what could a seal really do to you if it was on land?

• 34:53Tig Notaro?

  Slap you. I mean, you've seen those little, yeah.

• 34:56Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, it could slap you. I guess if you were in a little kayak, it could try and overturn you or something.

• 35:00Tig Notaro?

  That's right.

• 35:01Mae Martin?

  I know walruses are curmudgeonly assholes and I'll, I'll stand by that. I'll, I'll die on that hill.

• 35:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. You've had a run in with a mean walrus?

• 35:11Mae Martin?

  No, but I do remember.

• 35:12Fortune Feimster?

  The walrus's sound is cuckoo cuckoo.

• 35:15Mae Martin?

  That's correct.

• 35:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy.

• 35:17Mae Martin?

  I, when, when I was, um,

• 35:20Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy. I can't even look at you.

• 35:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah, takes facing away from the screen.

• 35:27Fortune Feimster?

  Come on, that was pretty good.

• 35:28Tig Notaro?

  No, no, no.

• 35:33Tig Notaro?

  All right. That was really good.

• 35:35Fortune Feimster?

  That went deep.

• 35:35Tig Notaro?

  That was good. That was good. I wish I'd done that one.

• 35:40Mae Martin?

  When I was, um, 13, it was the, I was at like Second City improv class and the news team, the news came and filmed a bunch of us kids and they told us they were going to do a news segment on TVO at 8:00 PM on, on Thursday or something. And I told everyone in my class to watch it and, but I got the time wrong. And so at 8:00 PM, everyone turned on the TV and it was walruses fucking. It was like a nature documentary and, and it was walruses with their weird penises having sex.

• 36:12Tig Notaro?

  How weird.

• 36:13Mae Martin?

  When you're like 13, then everyone the next day was like, saw you on TV. So, yeah.

• 36:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:21Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 36:22Mae Martin?

  Well, actually, that's another thing they have in common with dogs is they have those weird little dicks.

• 36:26Tig Notaro?

  Hmm. Should we go to commercial?

• 36:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Mae Martin?

  What are you guys grateful for?

• 36:33Tig Notaro?

  I'm grateful for this conversation.

• 36:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:36Tig Notaro?

  I mean, first and foremost.

• 36:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:38Fortune Feimster?

  Gratitude. I've been very grateful for friends.

• 36:42Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 36:43Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I've reconnected with friends lately and, uh, just, uh, some of my friends have been just amazing and

• 36:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:54Fortune Feimster?

  really good friends.

• 36:56Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 36:57Mae Martin?

  Um.

• 36:57Fortune Feimster?

  Love that. And I'm really grateful for that. But, you know, you get really busy and I, I've been guilty of like getting so into my job and traveling that, you know, you sort of, um, I, I wasn't always great at checking in and, um, and just, uh, yeah, just seeing how people show up for you.

• 37:19Mae Martin?

  Uh.

• 37:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. It's pretty amazing.

• 37:21Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 37:22Fortune Feimster?

  I made new friends, reconnected with old friends. It's meant a lot to me.

• 37:27Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 37:28Mae Martin?

  Old friends kind of remind you who you are too. Like, it's very grounding because you reconnect with kind of old versions of yourself as well. Like, you're like, oh yeah, I forgot that I'm also this person.

• 37:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 37:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 37:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, just seeing how people, when you need them, just freaking are there for you. It's like unbelievable.

• 37:48Tig Notaro?

  People want to feel like they have a purpose or they can help in some way, you know? And I feel like when you present that opportunity, I remember my biggest lesson with that was, um, when Hurricane Katrina wiped out my hometown and I was raising money and collecting items to drive out to Mississippi. Um, because I have the hurricane hit my hometown. And I remember

• 38:17Tig Notaro?

  We had like lamps out in the front yard. We were collecting donations 24 hours a day. I don't remember it was for two or three days. And I sat back going, wow, people are so nice. I can't believe they're doing this for me and my town. And then I thought, and then I realized like, this isn't for me. Like, I'm just like the vessel and like removing yourself from it and realizing like, this is what people just naturally want to do is when there's a problem. I think most people really do want to help and chip in and, and do whatever they can to make things right. And then that was really, I mean sadly,

• 39:03Tig Notaro?

  if it is pathetic on my part, I didn't really realize that until that moment in my life. Where I was like, this has absolutely nothing to do with me. Or where I live.

• 39:15Fortune Feimster?

  Well, yeah, it just reminds you how important my people.

• 39:18Tig Notaro?

  And I'm not taking away from the fact that your friends love you and care about you.

• 39:22Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, of course.

• 39:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want that to be misunderstood.

• 39:26Fortune Feimster?

  No, no, no, not at all.

• 39:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah, fortunately, you know, they're doing that for them.

• 39:32Fortune Feimster?

  It's just been a big reminder and some people in my family are going through some things and

• 39:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Fortune Feimster?

  people have been showing up for them, just seeing like people show up for people. Has been, I have a lot of gratitude for that.

• 39:45Tig Notaro?

  That's great.

• 39:47Mae Martin?

  How about you two gratitude wise?

• 39:50Tig Notaro?

  I'm feeling.

• 39:51Mae Martin?

  That seal was.

• 39:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I feel very grateful for that seal. But I'm feeling really, really grateful for, you know, I've, and I know I've talked about this on here, I've made massive shifts with my time and my career, trying to find balance because I realized there was a time in my life. I would say it was right after the pandemic where I was talking about how I was trying to find work-life balance. And when I really thought about it, I wasn't actually, I wasn't actually making these steps to shift things.

• 40:31Tig Notaro?

  And, um, and I made a massive shift with my job on Star Trek, um, where I.

• 40:41Tig Notaro?

  I made a choice to take a much smaller load of episodes and with touring, a much smaller load with going on the road. And I'm seeing and feeling a massive shift in my life. And it feels so good. And every day I say to Stephanie, I'm like, I am so happy to be home. I am so happy. It just feels good. And I'm really grateful that I have taken this leap. And maybe it won't be forever, but I've now been on the road for the majority, for about a year and a half. And that's huge. That's so huge. And

• 41:22Tig Notaro?

  it's a massive shift in the past few decades. And so I'm not only glad I took this leap, but I'm very thankful and grateful that it's panned out in the way that I hoped it would. And it is those little things of being at baseball practice, at pitching practice, at bad Mother's Day brunches, you know. Yeah, so I'm really, really enjoying that. And I'm very grateful for it. And who knows, maybe in a year, I'll be back up and running full throttle, but maybe not. I don't know. But I'm, I'm really good with how, how this shift is.

• 42:03Mae Martin?

  Love that.

• 42:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 42:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 42:06Fortune Feimster?

  It's important. You gotta live, live life and, and be a human.

• 42:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and have stuff to write about, too. Yeah.

• 42:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's all about what material will you get for this?

• 42:17Mae Martin?

  I just did the same thing. Yeah, well, the thing is.

• 42:20Fortune Feimster?

  You better be writing some notes down.

• 42:24Tig Notaro?

  I'm living my life so I can create more work and then I can leave town again.

• 42:28Mae Martin?

  That's kind of sometimes how I, how I do think of things. I gotta be, like, I'll plan a fun day for myself. I'll go to art galleries and stuff. I'm like, God, I hope I notice something funny or interesting.

• 42:39Tig Notaro?

  I hope I get a bit out of this.

• 42:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm feeling grateful for um, music these days. Like, I'm playing a lot. I'm like, I'm writing a lot of tunes and listening to a lot of music and, and I'm loving it. And going on big walks and getting really into LA and, and Griffith Park hikes and-

• 42:58Tig Notaro?

  What's a big walk?

• 43:00Mae Martin?

  Like Griffith Park, like up to the observatory, or like, or around the reservoir, or um-

• 43:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 43:05Mae Martin?

  Where I went yesterday to Santa Barbara with my friend and um, found these hot springs.

• 43:11Tig Notaro?

  Ooh.

• 43:11Mae Martin?

  It was this big hike and they were too hot to, in my mind, I was gonna be bathing in them, but they were too hot.

• 43:17Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, cause it was like a hundred and something degrees, right?

• 43:19Tig Notaro?

  I'm sorry, but hotter than you?

• 43:23Tig Notaro?

  Impossible.

• 43:26Mae Martin?

  They were scalding hot.

• 43:27Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 43:28Mae Martin?

  And sulfuric and it smelled like farts, but man, they were beautiful.

• 43:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh man.

• 43:31Mae Martin?

  And there was a naked man standing, just standing.

• 43:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 43:36Mae Martin?

  Contemplating it all.

• 43:37Tig Notaro?

  Was he an attractive a man, or was he-

• 43:39Fortune Feimster?

  Full dong out?

• 43:40Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie, Fortune Marie.

• 43:43Mae Martin?

  What?

• 43:44Tig Notaro?

  Uh, we were not expecting that.

• 43:46Fortune Feimster?

  All our listeners were wondering, full dong-

• 43:48Tig Notaro?

  You scared off half of our listeners.

• 43:50Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 43:50Tig Notaro?

  Yes, here they come, creeping back, but they are little.

• 43:55Fortune Feimster?

  Come on back, you guys, I won't say it again.

• 43:58Tig Notaro?

  Come on ladies.

• 43:59Fortune Feimster?

  For now.

• 44:00Mae Martin?

  He was, uh, like, I'm very like, you know, nudity positive or whatever, but it was a bit like, someone, I think he had written on a rock as you're approaching the hot springs, you're going up the path and someone had written clothing optional with a marker on a rock.

• 44:16Tig Notaro?

  Oh, a joke.

• 44:17Mae Martin?

  Well, I think he wrote it and then-

• 44:19Tig Notaro?

  Oh my gosh.

• 44:21Fortune Feimster?

  He's like, nobody call the cops, did you see that sign over there?

• 44:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:25Tig Notaro?

  Do you, you really think he made the, the decision and was like?

• 44:29Mae Martin?

  Maybe, yeah.

• 44:30Tig Notaro?

  That marker on the ground was a real telltale sign.

• 44:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, and the ink on his hands.

• 44:38Mae Martin?

  And then the thing, my attitude right now is, and I'd love to get your input on this.

• 44:43Fortune Feimster?

  We'd love to give it.

• 44:44Mae Martin?

  What you would do in this situation. So I love to do laundry. I love to smell of fresh laundry.

• 44:50Fortune Feimster?

  Same.

• 44:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's, oh, we've talked about, it's the aisle to fold the laundry. Yeah, I love it. So I put a load in and then I guess I didn't. You laughing at load, Fortune?

• 45:02Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 45:03Mae Martin?

  I'm putting a load in?

• 45:05Fortune Feimster?

  Nevermind. Fortune Marie.

• 45:08Mae Martin?

  Fortune Marie. So it didn't fully dry and then I guess I didn't take it out in time. So it now has this smell and I'm like, do I rewash the whole load? Like it smells a bit like damp, you know? And now it's dry, but it smells a bit like damp. So I gotta rewash everything?

• 45:26Fortune Feimster?

  I think you do.

• 45:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, all right.

• 45:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. I'm mad about it though, for you.

• 45:32Mae Martin?

  Mad about it.

• 45:33Fortune Feimster?

  That's a attitude.

• 45:34Mae Martin?

  Mad about it. This isn't, yeah, like the shirt I'm wearing now.

• 45:37Fortune Feimster?

  Well, luckily you have a washer dryer, right? This is part of your home.

• 45:40Mae Martin?

  This is part of my home.

• 45:42Tig Notaro?

  Are you in your home? Is that a one big trophy? My eyesight is so bad. Do you have one gigantic trophy behind you?

• 45:49Fortune Feimster?

  That's from Taskmasters.

• 45:51Mae Martin?

  That's a bunch of different trophies. Yeah. And that's a Taskmaster trophy on top. It's a, it's a guy's head.

• 45:56Tig Notaro?

  I was hoping it was such a massive trophy that was like floor to ceiling.

• 46:02Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. One big trophy.

• 46:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 46:04Fortune Feimster?

  And then that's a daybed there. Has anyone stayed on it?

• 46:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, actually. And it, it pulls out, like the bottom pulls out.

• 46:11Tig Notaro?

  Did somebody stay on that after they threw teabags all night?

• 46:16Mae Martin?

  They were so exhausted from the teabag.

• 46:18Fortune Feimster?

  Boy, is my arm tired. I cannot drive tonight. See if someplace I can lie down. Cause you have, what, two bedrooms, your place?

• 46:26Mae Martin?

  I have two bedrooms and then I have this back house that I'm trying to renovate kind of that will be a guest house.

• 46:32Tig Notaro?

  Oh, look at you, homeowner. Are you gonna rent it out? Or are you gonna just have people in town stay there?

• 46:38Mae Martin?

  I have a buddy, um, and him and his girlfriend might come for six months or something.

• 46:42Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 46:43Mae Martin?

  And I think I would, I think they're gonna pitch in for bills and stuff, but probably not like, you know, I got, I like having people around.

• 46:50Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 46:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And also, they might want to kill each other after they move in there because it's tiny.

• 46:56Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm, yeah. But so far, you're feeling like, uh, the house was, it's all positive. It was a good purchase.

• 47:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's got good, it's got good vibes.

• 47:08Tig Notaro?

  Have your stress levels come down about making a big purchase, or?

• 47:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, I think they have. And also, just being so unsettled for eight, nine months. I was like in Airbnb, so yeah, it's good. I got stuff on the walls.

• 47:22Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it is nice to have a, like a space that's yours, that you're like, this is my grounding place.

• 47:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah, seriously.

• 47:30Tig Notaro?

  And does it feel like home?

• 47:32Mae Martin?

  Not yet, not yet. But maybe it will. I have, there's a fireplace, like a working fireplace, and they checked the,

• 47:38Tig Notaro?

  Love it.

• 47:39Mae Martin?

  Would you call it a flume?

• 47:40Tig Notaro?

  A flue?

• 47:41Mae Martin?

  The flue.

• 47:42Tig Notaro?

  A flue?

• 47:43Mae Martin?

  A flue. They checked it and they said it's all working, but I'm just too scared on my own to, to do it. Yeah, what if a little ember comes out or something?

• 47:51Fortune Feimster?

  But you had a, but you had it inspected.

• 47:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 47:54Fortune Feimster?

  So then if they, if it passed, then it's good.

• 47:58Mae Martin?

  But what do I, there's no grate in front of it or anything. What, I just light some logs?

• 48:01Fortune Feimster?

  You can buy a grate. They're cheap.

• 48:03Mae Martin?

  You're telling me I light some logs?

• 48:05Tig Notaro?

  And I think I, I need to know.

• 48:07Fortune Feimster?

  You have to turn the gas on and like, is it a ga, it's a gas or no? Oh, it's a wood. Oh, wow. Uh, I love a fireplace. It's one of my favorite. I have gratitude for fireplaces.

• 48:17Tig Notaro?

  I need to know, is it a flue or a flute? I thought it was a flue.

• 48:22Fortune Feimster?

  Flute.

• 48:23Tig Notaro?

  I thought it was a flue.

• 48:24Fortune Feimster?

  I thought it was a F L O O T.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Flu.

• 48:28Tig Notaro?

  Flu.

• 48:28Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, so.

• 48:29Tig Notaro?

  I was right.

• 48:30Fortune Feimster?

  So what's a F L O O T?

• 48:33Tig Notaro?

  You don't know what a flute is?

• 48:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, it's an instrument. How does it sound?

• 48:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 48:41Mae Martin?

  And then what about?

• 48:42Tig Notaro?

  Hold on, I'm still soloing.

• 48:43Fortune Feimster?

  An instrument is F L U T E.

• 48:45Tig Notaro?

  That's right. I'm not, I wasn't gonna barge in on your poor spelling.

• 48:50Fortune Feimster?

  But what's a F L O O T? Is that anything? Oh, this is, it's a fart or a toot in the urban dictionary.

• 48:57Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie. Fortune Marie, you are dirtying up this episode, left and right.

• 49:05Mae Martin?

  What about, what's a flume? F L U M?

• 49:10Speaker 04

  It's a channel for water, like a log flume.

• 49:15Fortune Feimster?

  Log flume.

• 49:15Mae Martin?

  Asking each other questions.

• 49:17Tig Notaro?

  And Thomas, what is?

• 49:21Mae Martin?

  What would you call a flume?

• 49:22Tig Notaro?

  We're gonna change this podcast to quick. Google this for me.

• 49:26Fortune Feimster?

  What else can we learn?

• 49:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah. What's your matitude right now, though, guys?

• 49:30Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, matitude.

• 49:34Mae Martin?

  I liked Fortune when you said, "Matitude."

• 49:36Fortune Feimster?

  Matitude.

• 49:37Tig Notaro?

  I feel like I already went off on my matitude about the bad service.

• 49:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that was definitely a matitude. I mean, nothing's really like getting under my skin at the moment.

• 49:49Mae Martin?

  Do you get road rage?

• 49:50Fortune Feimster?

  Um, no, not these days because people are crazy and, uh, like, you know, I feel like there was a time in our lives where you could just give a fun bird to somebody.

• 50:03Mae Martin?

  Just a fun?

• 50:03Fortune Feimster?

  Just a fun bird, like, "Hey, man." Not these days. Don't be doing that. People are nuts, so, uh, I try to keep it pretty chill on the road. Cause, uh, I mean, I, it feels like everyone, my matitude is that stress levels seem to be through the roof for everybody. So they, no one has any patience. And they, and you know, most people, their, their impatience is, is properly handled and they're like, "Ah." But then other people go to like the extreme. And you're just like, you're gonna need, y'all need to get some therapy. Like, this is too much.

• 50:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 50:41Fortune Feimster?

  So, yeah, impatience and, uh, stress levels, that would be an annoyance. I think people gotta get that stuff in check.

• 50:50Mae Martin?

  I'm often, I find myself in an Uber and then there'll be some road altercation.

• 50:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:56Mae Martin?

  Often I know it was the Uber driver's fault, but I will get on board with whatever rent the driver says. He's like, "Did you see that?" It's like, I'm like, "Oh, I can't believe that. What's that guy even thinking?" Even though I know that it was the Uber driver. I don't know. I just want to like-

• 51:09Fortune Feimster?

  You gotta make sure you're safe.

• 51:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and bond and, yeah.

• 51:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah. When I lived in Spain, I was walking down the street and these two guys were, um- Both had a stop sign and I don't know, someone pissed the other one off and they both hopped out of their car and just started beating the crap out of each other. Punching each other like crazy and everyone's just kind of like, what? They, they, they do their thing and they're both just getting their car and drive off. Like what a.

• 51:42Mae Martin?

  I guess that's what like chimpanzees do. Like you get your rage out and then you move on from it, but that's, that's not good.

• 51:48Fortune Feimster?

  That is wild. What I've been trying to do to, uh, to de-stress myself, obviously, uh, we know, uh, Tig's treading water has been very helpful. Yep, but it somehow became your treading water. That's right.

• 52:06Fortune Feimster?

  But May has one. I want, I, I'm so intrigued by them. I did a sauna and a steam room the last couple of days. And that was a nice stress reliever.

• 52:16Mae Martin?

  Dude, it is a game changer. I feel very grateful that I'm like in a position where I could have splashed out and got that little sauna. But I am using it 20 minutes a day and it changes your whole cellular composition. It feels like, you just feel alive and young.

• 52:34Fortune Feimster?

  And you kind of meditate in there, right? Cause you can't bring your like, I don't think you bring your phone or anything in there because it's too hot.

• 52:40Mae Martin?

  I've sometimes snuck my little phone in there.

• 52:42Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, really?

• 52:43Mae Martin?

  But I put it on the ground.

• 52:44Fortune Feimster?

  Be a no phone zone for yourself.

• 52:46Mae Martin?

  Hundred percent I should. You're right.

• 52:48Fortune Feimster?

  No phone zone.

• 52:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 52:49Fortune Feimster?

  Instead of figuring out a way to get it in there.

• 52:51Mae Martin?

  I do, um, I'll do spells sometimes in there. Like you, you have your, your bucket of water that you're going to splash the water on the coals and I'll put like essential oils and some sea salt for spell power. And then I'll stir it three times and I'll make a wish. I'll put my crystals in there and then I'll really focus and then I put the water on the. This is a real insight into my.

• 53:14Fortune Feimster?

  Witchy stuff.

• 53:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is my private, I mean, I tell my friends this and they're like, just go to therapy. Like, and you can change your world.

• 53:24Fortune Feimster?

  May, for the love of God, go to therapy.

• 53:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 53:27Fortune Feimster?

  You don't want to go to therapy?

• 53:29Mae Martin?

  I actually have a consultation tomorrow morning.

• 53:31Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, there you go.

• 53:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 53:32Fortune Feimster?

  Can we come?

• 53:33Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, please, keep me honest.

• 53:38Fortune Feimster?

  Well, that's, that's what's important about therapy, which I think a lot of people get wrong is that they start lying to the therapist. And I'm like, that's the one person you gotta come clean to.

• 53:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 53:49Mae Martin?

  Like, they wanna hear what they wanna hear, so they...

• 53:51Fortune Feimster?

  You gotta, yeah, well, they wanna, they, well, people go in there wanting someone to justify their actions.

• 53:57Mae Martin?

  Right, yeah.

• 53:58Fortune Feimster?

  That's not gonna do you any good. You're going there to break those habits, like, whatever the habits are.

• 54:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:05Fortune Feimster?

  So, it is the one person you gotta tell all your mess to.

• 54:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:11Fortune Feimster?

  So, I highly encourage that because just going in there and being like, this person in my life did this, and this person did this, and I don't know why, like that. Well, it's not gonna get us anywhere.

• 54:21Tig Notaro?

  Well, so I should stop griping about you, Fortune, and my, uh, therapy?

• 54:27Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's, well, cuz you know, you're meeting some, someone, you want them to like you, like, everybody wants a person to like them, but at the end of the day, you're literally paying them to, to, to break these old habits and to heal these traumas.

• 54:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, with growth. I've had moments where I've

• 54:50Tig Notaro?

  with my therapist where I'm like, I have something to tell you, and I'm not proud about, I'm not proud of this.

• 54:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 54:58Mae Martin?

  That's a good place to be.

• 54:59Tig Notaro?

  Like, I have to preface it with, like, I just want you to know I'm cringing right now, and I have to tell you this thing that I did, or thought, or said, or wanted, or felt.

• 55:14Mae Martin?

  Cuz I guess their instinct, a lot of the time, is to be like, self-love, and, you know, don't be so hard on yourself, and, yeah, but sometimes...

• 55:24Fortune Feimster?

  Their job is to try to, you know, point out, why am I doing these things? Why are these patterns like this? Why, why do I have this insecurity? Why am I avoiding about this? Or whatever it is, you know?

• 55:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, your blind spots, yeah.

• 55:36Fortune Feimster?

  That's their job to then hear, what are these? Patterns that you're doing, why are you doing this and tell you like you do this because this? So I don't know, I'm just, I encourage you to, to, I love that you're going. Go in there and blow your mind.

• 55:54Fortune Feimster?

  No, of course. Will be like, I want this person to like me.

• 55:59Fortune Feimster?

  I gotta shake that. Shake that off, just, this is the time to just, uh, tell all your secrets, tell all your shit. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Shall we hear what Angela? Yeah, let's do it. That's why we're here, right?

• 56:15Speaker 00

  My attitude, I'm gonna take it straight from today, we were selling our car, okay? And so we go to CarMax, Manny's like, I'm gonna take the car to CarMax and we're gonna sell the car before we fly out. And he gets there and then calls me and is like, hey, the car's under your name. You actually have to be the one to come out here. I hadn't even showered yet and I have Rosie, I gotta change her diaper, gotta get us both dressed, rush, get in the car.

• 56:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 00

  Be over there, they're like, okay, you're next in line. I'm like, perfect. They're like, it should be like, maybe like an hour. And I'm like, wait, hold on, I thought I was next.

• 56:49Speaker 00

  And then rushed back home, took a shower and I was ready like right before you walked in the door. So that's my attitude is like having to go waste time.

• 56:58Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 56:59Speaker 00

  To go sell a car at CarMax, that's my attitude. My gratitude is, um, I, I feel like I would say this every single day of my life, but my daughter always, um, I am grateful for her love for music.

• 57:17Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 57:17Speaker 00

  She loves music, she loves to sing, she loves to dance, she's, she has rhythm, like she's on beat. When she claps and when she dances and even like the intro of a song, it's like music, music, music. And then it goes dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. And then the beat drops, whatever, she's full on dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

• 57:39Speaker 00

  And she just, I love watching her love music and that's what I'm, I'm grateful for.

• 57:45Fortune Feimster?

  That's great. We didn't even talk about, Angela's so funny. She's a, many people know who she is, but she's such an awesome stand up. Some people know her from back in the day, from the Mad TV days. She was one of the early people that like blew up on YouTube. Like her nail salon video went like viral, viral, viral. And she's, is just one of the funniest stand ups.

• 58:10Tig Notaro?

  And she's back at YouTube, right? With her latest stand up special. That's awesome.

• 58:16Fortune Feimster?

  And an NFL cheerleader back in the day. I think she was for the Raiders, I want to say.

• 58:20Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'll tell you what, you know who was not?

• 58:24Fortune Feimster?

  Me.

• 58:24Tig Notaro?

  All three of us.

• 58:26Fortune Feimster?

  Speak for yourself.

• 58:31Mae Martin?

  Well, this has been lovely.

• 58:33Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, hasn't it, guys?

• 58:34Mae Martin?

  Hasn't it just?

• 58:35Fortune Feimster?

  Love catching up with you.

• 58:37Tig Notaro?

  Indeed, indeed. And you and you and you and you. What, what do you have going on, friends?

• 58:45Fortune Feimster?

  Um, well, I'm on my Taking Care of Biscuits tour and it's in full swing. It started in June 5th, St. Louis, Kansas City. I have a 4pm show on June 7th that I would love people to come to.

• 59:01Fortune Feimster?

  Then Mulvane, Kansas, Las Vegas, Lexington, Kentucky, Knoxville, Tennessee, Asheville, North Carolina. And then we just added like a ton more in like Houston and DC and Boston, Chicago, all those good places.

• 59:15Tig Notaro?

  Love it. And how's the material coming?

• 59:18Fortune Feimster?

  It's coming.

• 59:19Tig Notaro?

  Feeling good?

• 59:19Fortune Feimster?

  Really good, yeah. You know, there'll be, it'll, it'll keep evolving and, but the, you know, I was so nervous when this tour started about like, what, what am I going to talk about? But it's, the stories have been super fun.

• 59:32Tig Notaro?

  That's great. What about you, little cowboy?

• 59:34Mae Martin?

  The things, the shows I'm really excited about and would love to sell out are in June, June 10th, I'm in San Francisco playing my, my music album. June 12th in Portland. I've never been to Portland before in my whole life.

• 59:47Tig Notaro?

  Portland, Oregon?

• 59:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 59:49Tig Notaro?

  Wow, that place was made for you.

• 59:51Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you're gonna like it.

• 59:52Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 59:53Mae Martin?

  I can't wait.

• 59:54Fortune Feimster?

  The Northwest in general is a very beautiful area.

• 59:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I was thinking about. Um, camping or something. Once I say that, I'm not gonna do that. I was thinking about it, but yeah. And then June 13th, I'm in Vancouver at the Vogue Theater, which is a beautiful, big theater where I filmed my stand-up special, actually.

• 1:00:12Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:13Mae Martin?

  And yeah, playing music. So come, I'm gonna do more covers. I'm gonna play new tunes. I'm gonna play the whole album. And what about you, T?

• 1:00:21Tig Notaro?

  The documentary I produced, Come See Me in the Good Light. Listen, it's not often that Tribeca Film Festival takes a film that already premiered at Sundance. And you know what? They're taking ours.

• 1:00:33Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. They did.

• 1:00:34Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's exciting. It's the weekend of June 6th. There's several screenings. And then, let's see, I'll be at Largo, June 13th. And then I'll be in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, June 14th. Then I'll be at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, June 21st. August 23rd, I'll be in P-Town. I have two shows. I think, I think the first is sold out. The second is maybe almost sold out. But check online. The documentary, it was purchased by Apple and it'll be premiering in the fall, but we are hitting so many festivals right now.

• 1:01:17Tig Notaro?

  And you can also get handsome merch at handsomepod.com.

• 1:01:22Mae Martin?

  Oh, man, we got good stuff.

• 1:01:24Tig Notaro?

  Lovely items.

• 1:01:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. I've been seeing our new tees out in the wild. There were some people came to the, to my last show with the, the rocker kind of tees, like metal.

• 1:01:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that one looked really cool.

• 1:01:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Tig Notaro?

  Well, I don't know. I feel like this was solid. And maybe until next time, we should just go ahead and keep it handsome.

• 1:01:51Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. And please follow us on social media, at HandsomePod.

• 1:02:09Speaker 00

  What a podcast.

• 1:02:13Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 1:02:16Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that my outfit matches the vibe of the evening before heading out the door? I regret everything. The night called for a black t-shirt, but I wore a white one instead, and now everything's out of alignment.

• 1:02:29Fortune Feimster?

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• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 1:02:46Speaker 06

  And Hannah Simone.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:03:33Speaker 06

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.