350 - Horgs’ Wedding Suit Gamble

The Price Is Correct secures a prime-time slot, prompting a quick logistics meeting to answer some very important questions - plus, Hame reveals more prizes. The final round of Tell Us Someone for the year takes place, and the boys check in on Horgs after an ambitious request at Andy’s groomsmen fitting. 1. The Price is Correct logistics meeting 2. Wedding suit shopping with Horgs 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Double prize reveal

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  Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two.

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  Sorry, still buffering. One.

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  Ahoy to me perpendicular, Hamish.

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  Always. Well, only when excited do I get full. No, I am happy to be perpendicular. And that's, that's a great, 90 degrees is a great angle. Always been my favourite.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Ahoy to me angle, Jack. Okay. Somewhere in the geometry space.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, I guess you're just everything but a 90 because that would be me. I'm the perpendicular.

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  True. This will get you. Ahoy to me parallel, Andy. Just how lines might intersect.

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  How lines might choose to live their life.

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  Relationship from one line to another. No, we are the three main types of parking.

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  Okay.

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  A parallel park, an angle park or a perpendicular park. Yes.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Fair enough.

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  The only three ways you can park.

• 1:24Speaker 03

  Yes. Well, I mean, what you've done is you've covered every, as Jack said, every single relationship a line can have to another line.

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  Yes.

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  The word angle is a real blanket. Like you really can throw that over everything.

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  Yes.

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  I always find the, the, do you always find, very rare that you see it on some streets, um, you know, rear, rear to curb? Where it goes, oh, you must park.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Rear to curb. Yeah.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Rear to curb. And I don't care for that one bit.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  Why is that?

• 1:52Speaker 03

  I, the only thing I can think of is it's in situations where they prefer you to leave quickly, like to not back out and hold people up.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, right, right.

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  But you're still gonna stop and have to reverse. And there is delay. That's why I don't care for it.

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  It's delay one way or another. And I saw just last week, I saw the opposite, which was you can't, no rear entry into these perpendicular parks.

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  Too many rules.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Why?

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  This is the bit.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  I thought that might be because there was a nice garden bed behind and some, maybe more of a chance of going back too far. If you're going in reverse.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  Things like this, we see influencers going, we move to Bali. You know, we're sick of Australian laws, regulations and, you know, join me as I park any way I want in any relation to the curb. And this is one of the things I love about living in Bali.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Ahoy also to Ben who went to hamishandy.com. Uh, very easy to use audio upload system there. Uh, and he's from England.

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  Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and number six. This is Ben from England calling where we are currently experiencing our heat wave over the summer. Because of this, we've had way more house fires than we normally would. Uh, this has been a constant supply in my kitchen at the moment. However, this has been a great opportunity for me to hone my skills on my bug assault 3.0, which I got, uh, on recommendation from Hamish and Jack. I'm just wondering if they're still using theirs. What kind of technique are you going for? I've adopted, and this is a bit of a, tell me someone you haven't thought of in a while, um, the technique from the Paris Olympics. Do you remember the Turkish shooter? One hand on his gun, one hand in the pocket, super casual, maximum style points.

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  Um, it's not really working for me. There's a lot of salt just around the kitchen. However, the style points, can't beat them. Anyway, love the podcast. Keep up the good work.

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  What did I do? Am I the only one that thought he said house fires?

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  I thought he said house fires.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  We're in a heat wave at the moment. There's heaps more house fires.

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  And then he said he had several in his kitchen.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  This is, this is a grim statistic of how will we pull this back? And I'm using the bug assault a lot. Still, I hadn't fully caught on at that stage.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  No, it was their heat.

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  Flies.

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  Heat wave.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  That was the other one that was a little swallowed, but yes, several, uh, swarms of house flies.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Yep.

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  Yes.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I still use it all the time. Love it. Obviously at the moment, you know, you've been through winter, less house flies, but it's, there is, fly season starts and the kids are like, get the gun. We've sort of seen one.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  And I'd imagine, um, like golf, you build your summer swing in winter. I'd imagine you still have to keep your, uh, you're shooting up in winter just so you're accurate enough when they come.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  I get my wife to put five or six calamata olive pips around the kitchen. Synthetic flies.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  And I'll come in and I've got 30 seconds to eliminate them all. Like an FBI shoot house.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Keep the training up.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Keep the training up.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, we've got to jump into this. The price is correct. Our game show where you have a chance to win items impulse bought by Hamish off Instagram. He spent, well, $70,000, I think, or thereabouts.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  They're rippers. They are bloody good items. More to be revealed later in the show, Ando.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Yes, yes. But I really need your attention. That's why I want it at the top of the show. We want logistics.

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  Full attention?

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Well, you're looking down at your computer. I need you for, for, what are you doing over there? I said logistics and immediately you.

• 5:17Speaker 03

  You've got my ears and occasionally my eyes.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Well, I wanted to, I wanted to give this more excitement. So I'm gonna put game show music behind it.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  I know. I'm gonna give logistics excitement.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  I need it because these are questions being asked by the TV studio that need to be answered.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  And it's not, what is the game? We'll get to that.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  We'll get to that. That will sort itself out. Like what, how do you play this game? How will people play this game?

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. They would like, well, one of the questions was, and Ben do it before the music, one of the questions was, when will they get the script?

• 5:52Speaker 03

  That's, you can just put a line through that. Don't worry about that. You can't script magic.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  This is the questions that we're getting from the TV studio and the producers there that would,

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Gotcha.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  That, that people making a game show normally would ask and get a response on. So in, in game show style, I put some music behind it. I want quick answers because I know you, I'll lose you guys' attention, but I've got a list of things.

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  No thinking time.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  By the way, the slot's covered. We've got, we've managed to get the 7:30 slot on Sunday night.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  On YouTube?

• 6:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, on YouTube.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  Unreal. That's huge. Now there's more pressure because that's primetime, baby.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Primetime, baby. Yes. Um, uh, let's go in with Jack.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Good, Jack.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Opening titles. Do we want to make them?

• 6:32Speaker 03

  No.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  I thought we wanted to burn through this. Do we want this to be a quick meeting?

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Okay. So just, just.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Nah, you can have a little bit. Why don't we just have?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Well, Jack, aren't you doing the theme song?

• 6:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I'm, uh, what, what's opening titles? Like just a graphic that plays?

• 6:48Speaker 02

  Maybe. Or like sometimes there's other.

• 6:50Speaker 03

  We probably should just start with the song.

• 6:54Speaker 05

  I have no expertise in making a graphical opener.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  We're not expecting you to make it.

• 6:59Speaker 05

  I'm sorry.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Do we want it? But you making the song, what did you think the song, does the song, what would the song be played?

• 7:04Speaker 05

  The song might describe the show. Like you would want to see the, the show name, the price is correct. Probably like.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Featuring the tipping point.

• 7:12Speaker 05

  Yeah. Probably doing some animations and stuff. That's opening titles?

• 7:17Speaker 03

  I think we need the song first. I think we need the song first. So then we can.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  Can we get the song next week?

• 7:22Speaker 05

  Yes, next week.

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  Okay.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

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  Great.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  All right.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  Do that and then.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  TBC.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they don't need that. We'll do that.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Yes, but they, they need to know whether we're like, this is, we are the, when you say we, who's doing it?

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. Good point. That's us. No, that's us. But I mean, yeah, someone will need to do that. I actually do think Jack is the bottleneck there. He's the first step in that.

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  Okay.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Scenario where he. I think they would have written the cheers theme song before they then put the pictures over it.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  You need to know what's in the song first.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Yep. Okay. Uh, to be determined, but yes, we want them. Water safety.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  I've got, I've got an email here that I thought might spike your interest. It says, it's a guy from, a guy called Oscar Widdowitz. He writes, I'm applying for what I believe to be the most important role in the entire show, the safety diver sitting at the bottom of the pool.

• 8:15Speaker 05

  Oh, that's interesting. I like that.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  I'm a qualified scuba instructor. So rather than just watching the show at home and thinking, there should probably be someone down there saving people. I'm offering my services. Proposed duties include sitting underwater, looking professional, keeping an eye on anyone who enters the pool, providing immediate assistance if something goes wrong, recovering anything or anyone that ends up in the pool where it shouldn't, generally adding an unnecessary, but reassuring level of super base safety to tip in point.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  That's good because I thought we'd just have lifeguards with the big stick, but if someone completely goes down, you want someone under there to get it. So does that mean he has to take, he has to put enough oxygen in for like an hour down there?

• 8:55Speaker 02

  I don't know how big your tank can be, but he'd be, will be shooting for well over an hour, I imagine.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  They do swap outs, I reckon. He'd come to the, you don't need to decompress or anything to come to the top. He'd just come out. He might go through four or five tanks though.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  He's happy to fly himself over or drive from South Australia. Are we locking him in?

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I, I do like that. Also, if we drop anything in like a question card or something, in, he can grab that for us.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  Seems like overkill to get a question card out, but yes.

• 9:23Speaker 05

  Or something that might sink.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  A man driving a quarter of the way across the country with scuba gear to fish out a cardboard card that we couldn't remember the question of.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Do we want lifesavers? We've got a few guys.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  Here, Natasha's written in. She's like, I'll be a pool lifeguard. Um, you know, for, people are still a bit unclear at like the name of the show, but again, yeah, it is the price is correct, featuring the tipping point.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Um, we've got, I think, we'll reach out to a bunch of people.

• 9:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  People that have run surf schools.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Some lifesavers here with 10 years' experience from the Gunna Mata Surf Lifesaving Club, which is one of the most treacherous, uh, parts of, uh, like parts of the ocean.

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  But are we gonna have an issue with?

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  We've got Kyle. Kyle wrote in. He's a doctor and a surf lifesaver. In case we want.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Both.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Okay. Well, we'll, we'll, we'll come back to you on that one, but yes, we do need it.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  But do we need to know when it's a scuba guy problem versus a lifesaving problem?

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think you, you will give them a, why don't we have a flare? That you can let a signal flare. Then they went, fuck.

• 10:25Speaker 05

  Fighting over the victim.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  My victim, your victim. But they're not gonna rip them apart under there. But I think if you're underwater and you see someone waving the flare above water, that tells you they've abandoned the rescue attempt. It's now over to the deep sea.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Great. Okay, we need a flare, Carl's. And also, I imagine if it's sub-water level and above the water level, the person's gone up to the top, the lifesaver can do it. If they're straight to the bottom, that is for us.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Then we need a signal from the bottom.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  It's a big grey area for me.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  You take over.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Okay, we'll work it out. Casting hand. You mentioned during the studio walkthrough that you wanted to cast a couple of models.

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Yes, please.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, to be alongside your prize section.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, I just think, you know, it's that thing of like, when it's a jet ski and the prize is right, there's just someone, you know, there's like people pretending to be at the beach or waving or whatever. It's usually a guy and a girl, and they have to pretend to be married.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Models are expensive. Are you open to people submitting if you are a model or hot enough, if you believe you're hot enough to be a model?

• 11:28Speaker 05

  Well, don't say it like that. That sounds like you're gonna creep on the photos.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  That's a bit casting couch. Yeah.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  But yes, can we say that we're not, that we're not actually going to book anyone?

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Andy, Andy Lee can get me work at gmail dot com.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  All right. Write it, write in, hamishnandy.com if you think that you're hot enough to be a model, to be on the display cabinet for Hame. Cameras. We've only been allocated three total, which is two petty cams, which are the ones that go kind of eye height and slide on.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  Studio TV cameras, yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  And then a jib, a big jib shot.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  That's the one on a crane.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that kind of flies over.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  You do need those to kind of sweep along and give you the feel of the studio.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, we'd been, a show like this would have seven minimum. The way around it is we could just shoot all our audience shots, like reaction shots at the start, but then people may be reacting to things that they weren't actually reacting to.

• 12:27Speaker 05

  Could you get them to react at the end? So we go, remember when someone fell in a pool?

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Could we roll through 20 different reactions at the start and we just splice those through the show? So then all the cameras turn around and cover the action.

• 12:38Speaker 02

  Takes the pressure off the audience too. Like you don't, it's not nice to see the red light go on and they're in the crowd and you're like, do I have to do a better performance? This lets people kind of know, boom, you know, I've got my best cheering out. Yeah. Yeah, great. Let's just do 20 stocks, stock standard, getty image, audience reactions at the start.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  Perfect. Done. One problem with that, sorry, and I know you want to go fast. What if, say, someone's gone, come on down, come on through, we push them in the pool, they're dripping wet, then all of a sudden we cut back to them before the show and they're clapping and going.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Great. One for the fans, one for the fans.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  You know, there was a white van in Braveheart on the hill.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Cup of coffee and Game of Thrones. Doesn't matter. One for the fans.

• 13:21Speaker 02

  One for the fans. Wardrobe. What do you think?

• 13:26Speaker 03

  Suits.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Suits. I was wondering, do you want to pull out the tuxedos again? We haven't worn them since gap year.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  Nah, I think suits. Suits for a game show.

• 13:35Speaker 05

  You know what? I've never worn a tuxedo before. To your wedding will be the first time I've ever worn a tux.

• 13:41Speaker 03

  You want to wear a tuxedo again?

• 13:43Speaker 05

  Should I just wear the tux? Yeah. Cause I've got nothing else to use for it. Yeah. Well, no, I'm one of the, I won't be in the pool.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  I know, but anything could happen.

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Don't push me in the pool. Don't push me in the pool.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Okay, okay. That's right. So suits for us, Hame, tux for Jack. Audio. Are there any other cast members other than Hamish and Andy that will need a mic?

• 14:04Speaker 03

  Jack will.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  Jack will need a mic, but if he's going in the pool.

• 14:07Speaker 05

  Don't push me in the pool. I'm the pusher.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Pretty hard not to now.

• 14:12Speaker 05

  Don't, cause I'm gonna wear the tuxedo. It's expensive.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  I know. I warned you not to wear it.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Okay, a mic for Jack. That will make you more waterproof.

• 14:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  But now I'm not gonna want to go near the pool.

• 14:24Speaker 05

  But you're the pusher.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  I know, but I'll have to like push with the long pole or something. Cause I don't want to step near the edge.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  It's not called the edge, Jack. What's it called?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  The tip in point. Yes.

• 14:33Speaker 03

  You don't say the E word during the show.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  Exactly. Storage and gear. Where do we want the prizes? How do you want them to travel into the studio? Are they already there?

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Safely, safely and swiftly.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  But are they, is it a reveal as they come in? Or are they already there in set and we're cutting towards it?

• 14:57Speaker 03

  I think, no, I think they would need to get bought in one by one, probably on a forklift. Cause some are heavy.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Forklift driver, please.

• 15:07Speaker 02

  Hogs's nephew's got his forklift driver licence.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  Hired. Hired.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  Okay. We'll see if Will's available.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  And because some of them, because I'm gonna have a little area where the models are. And if it's like, okay, it's, you know, it's this. We want them kind of acting with it, but we'll need a forklift getting them in and out. We'll fine tune that, but I do want a forklift.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Just so unclear for them, will the forklift be on camera coming in? Or is it coming in, dropping it and it's covered and then we want to reveal it?

• 15:33Speaker 03

  We don't know yet.

• 15:35Speaker 05

  No, drive the forklift out. You never saw the forklift on Price is Right.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  This is not the Price is Right, Jack. This is the Price is Correct. Anything can happen, including the pool pusher accidentally getting dragged in.

• 15:44Speaker 02

  All right. Audience. Normally there's a audience bay where people congregate and there's normally audience coordinators and also a warm-up person. Do we, can we need any of that? Just come pre-warmed. Audience, just be warm from the start.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  Well, it'll be on a checklist. You're hot? Are you a hot crowd tonight? If you're not hot, you can't come in.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. So.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Must be pre-heated. Do we need a doorman then? Um, we need someone to kind of make sure they get seated and do everything. I think everyone should bring, I think everyone should bring a swimming bag too. Like if you're going for a swim.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  That's nice.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  Because you need a towel. Everyone will need, let's say, two towels and a soft change of clothes too.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  And a garbage bag.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Tick, tick, tick. You have to tick off those things to be allowed in. Plus, you're coming in hot.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Cause you're gonna have to get changed. We'd probably just have to have cubicles or things set up for people to get changed in.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Right. That's all I had.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Like portable dressing room. Do you know what I mean? Just sort of out the back to go, okay, well you're gonna get changed if you end up in the pool.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Cause they'll feel free. They'll get hypothermia. Can't just walk around wet for the next four hours.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  Aren't we gonna make the pool warm?

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Nah. I don't think we can promise that.

• 16:52Speaker 05

  Music's done, guys. But yeah.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  Well, meeting's over.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  Actually do like a time limit meeting. Now I know you just have to get to the end.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Hame and Jack, I'm not sure if you are getting this, but lots of people are chipping or parting rings to a best man at weddings.

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, mate. We've started something.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  I feel like we've started something quite heavy.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  Here's one that's not a chipper apart, not golf related, but similar vein. Uh, what's his name? Connor. Just got married. Congrats Connor. He says, managed to pull off the sacred ring chip at my wedding. Well, it was kind of a ring chip. So it's not quite a ring chip, but it's in the same vein as combining the delivery of the rings in a specialised system via the modality of the groom's favourite pastime. In this case for Connor, it was fishing. And so he, his brother, who was the groomsman, cast the rings.

• 17:56Speaker 05

  Well, that's way riskier than a chip, surely.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  Cast the rings to the best man. Obviously the brother here, hell of a fisherman, cause he's like cast it perfectly to the best man. He's caught it, unhooked the rings, then handed them over.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Wow. I wonder whether.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  I might be able to help Andy get this over the line with Beck, cause I convinced my now-wife to let it happen. And at the start, she was a definite no. Also, congrats on the SP Hamish. But huge, huge from Connor. A cast with hooks.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  During their practice simulations, I wonder whether the father of the bride did get hooked in the eye. Yeah. So, well, you never say never. Beck says it's gonna be traditional at this day.

• 18:38Speaker 05

  Have you, the clips that are coming up on social media, have you shown her them? Because while it's unconventional, I agree it is unconventional, but it looks kind of nice.

• 18:47Speaker 02

  It looks, I actually don't.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  I love that you're willing, you're willing to concede it's unconventional. It's not like, like apart from, you know, when Princess Diana got married and they did the chipping of the rings, but you know.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  One in three weddings.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  We do concede, we do concede it's unconventional.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  It's becoming less unconventional with the amount of.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. You better hop on now, otherwise it's just gonna be passe.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  Yes. So, but I actually am less inclined to want to do it now. I've seen so many people do it and affect it. I think part of the excitement was, Hame, I thought you'd come up with a brand new and exciting way to.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  I feel like it was pretty, I mean, I got the idea initially because a guy had his remote control golf cart bring him in. And everyone was like, oh, that's great. And then we come up with the, you know, I would question if people are getting specially engineered golf balls for the rings to live inside, but.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  So be it.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  So be it. Hame, on this point, and Jack, I wanted to put this to you. When was the last time you got together with just three other mates and went shopping?

• 19:46Speaker 05

  Oh, never. Unless like going to a service station to get some chockeys at high school camp.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  Well, about two months ago, Hame and I, with my brother and Hogs, we went for our suit fittings. We went suit shopping together. It was just.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Well, this was your favourite kind of shopping, Jack? Cause it's really, you go to a place, they give you a beer and you get a free suit. It's not really suit shopping. It's the best as a groom's man.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  And why it's better than shopping is you know where you're going, you know what you're getting. It's not just walking around.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  That's what I preferred. I hate perusing. So to go there with a task, four of us with a beer, giggling away as we work through everybody. But they, they're very specific about the measurements, right? When it comes to the suit fitting.

• 20:33Speaker 05

  Well, that's the whole thing. Isn't that the suit fitting?

• 20:35Speaker 02

  That's right. But this is what Hamish and I got to giggle out of. We go in, the tailor's there, he's got his measure. And Hogs declares, just so you know, I'm planning to lose weight before the wedding.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  I bet they hear that every time. At least once.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Hogs's actual quote was, mate, when he did the waist, when he sort of does your tummy, Hogs just quietly goes to him, mate, take 5% off.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  Which five percent of your girth is quite a bit.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  So we get to the measurements, this is right.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  So what's the guy meant to do?

• 21:11Speaker 02

  There's arms, there's in arms, there's forearms, there's wrists, there's shoulders, right? I was jotting down what Hogs was saying for each of them.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  And your recollection matches mine for waist hair, so.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  He was like five percent off that.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  He was very specific, so, and Hogs is just making verbal adjustments.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  So there's a guy measuring.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  So what are we even here for, Hogs? It's like, why don't you just send in like an Olympian and go, measure this guy because that's the body I'm going for by the wedding. Because there's actually no point in his human body being there if all the measurements are going to be adjusted.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  So there's another guy there on a like a, a kind of a chic kind of laptop or like iPad-y kind of.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  Punching the numbers in.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Punching the numbers in and there's, and there's the measurer. So he says waist, I think he said 96 centimeters, something. And Hogs went, take, take five, take five percent off that.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Straight away. So the guy writing it down, looked at Hogs and then looked back at the measurer going, well, who, I mean, the customer is always right, but who are we going with here?

• 22:19Speaker 03

  I don't know anything about tailoring, but you would think logically, it's way more dangerous to give someone a small suit than a big suit. A big suit you can bring in.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  But a small suit, you're in, and, and if, if we're at the location putting on the pants and Hogs' buttons explode and you call the tailor going, mate, you've sent Hogs a tiny suit. Like, mate, he keeps sending us emails saying he's going to lose 15 kilos.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  So they go to the shoulders, kind of across the back, shoulders. And I'm making up the numbers, but they might've said something like 56 and Hogs goes, put me down for a 58.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Oh, so bigger in the shoulders, stronger.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  So we, we questioned that and he said, planning on doing a lot of swimming.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Yes, that's how the weight's coming off.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  So like, okay, the other thing we found funny here was they, they don't say you are carrying extra weight around your waist. You know, they, they, but they go, strong, that's the word they use. So they'll go.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  Strong measurement, strong thigh. I had a strong thigh.

• 23:16Speaker 03

  Cause I'd actually got, this is the same place I got my wedding suit from. So they had my measurements from when I got married.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Like 14 years ago. Yeah.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  So they, you can, you can compare the pair.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  So it was an, it was, it was an interesting one to go, okay, well, where have we, where have we slipped?

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  Where have you got stronger?

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  Have you got stronger biceps? That'd be, that'd be a fine one to go up in.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Hams' numbers were very good.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Pretty consistent.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  My numbers had drifted from when I was last in the shop, which was a shame.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  And are you hoping to take five percent off?

• 23:44Speaker 03

  Well, I, I figured I'll just go with, I was hoping to, but I think I'll just go with what they've got, which takes, the releases the pressure of having to change my body shape.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  And a good suit. Good suit. That's, that's, that's all, that's all the wedding threading you need. Just wear a good suit. You look great.

• 23:59Speaker 03

  No one's really going to tell if Hogs has got an extra five percent on.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  We're not going in bobsled uniforms. It's like, it's a tuxedo. So then he measures the forearms. Hogs goes, add a couple. We questioned four arms. He then goes, the swimming.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Swimming, swimming, yeah. So I don't know what his technique's like. I'm not really a swimmer myself, but he's obviously pulling a lot of water with those arms.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Inner arms. He goes, that's fine. That's fine. Keep as is. Again, the guy on the computer is absolutely panicking going, what? I don't know which ones I meant to be putting down.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  Am I writing down the ideal man or am I writing down the one we can see?

• 24:38Speaker 02

  As I said, I've been holding on to this because it's been two months.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  And joining us now is Hogs, because I would love to know.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  There we go. It's actually our journey for Hogs' wedding threading, isn't it? Traditionally, it's the bride or the groom, but now it's one of the groomsmen.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Ahoy to you, Hogs.

• 24:57Speaker 06

  Hello, boys.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Ahoy, Hogs.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  Hogs, how are we faring? It's eight weeks in. Um, there's a few months to go, of course, but, um, you're approaching halfway.

• 25:08Speaker 06

  Well.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  How are we feeling? You've gone?

• 25:10Speaker 06

  There were, there were some good news last week. I'd, I'd lost a couple. I'd lost two. But I had a big weekend. I'll put it back on.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  Just range, range fighting. But I mean, the scales, can't go scales like.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, two kilos can come and go.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  A big poo.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  He's got to be one.

• 25:31Speaker 06

  No, you always weigh myself in the morning. So, and it's just, you know, completely clear, clear it all out. But the, actually poo doesn't make too much of a difference, to tell you the truth.

• 25:40Speaker 03

  Uh, okay.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Okay, this is not what we're talking about.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  I guess it depends who you are, but I mean, you know, next time, put a bucket on scales.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Go in the bucket. See what we're talking about. I think you'd get at least half a kilo out of it.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Hogs, am I telling the tailor?

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Yes. To add five back on from what you were saying, or just go with the real numbers that he wrote? If, if, hopefully they did put them down.

• 26:07Speaker 06

  I'm going for a swim today. Like I'm actually, I'm committed from now on. I'm going on a big diet.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 26:13Speaker 06

  You wouldn't have wanted to start a couple of months ago, like.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  You'd have flamed out. You don't want to peak, you don't want to peak too soon. Hogs, I mean, after that dinner, because we had to go and then discuss, um, a few little bits and pieces for the bucks party. You, me and Cam went out to a Vietnamese restaurant and it didn't look like the diet began that night.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Cause I was like, this is eating a banquet and having six meals. This is not a man who is losing it tonight.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  He's having one last hurrah.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  So big Hogs, am I saying?

• 26:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  To tell them.

• 26:49Speaker 06

  Tell him, yes, tell him to, to stay on course.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 26:53Speaker 06

  I promise you I'll lose the five.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:55Speaker 06

  Yeah. How are you going by the way? Are you?

• 26:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, nah, nah. Nah, I've, I'm, I'm in a very sibyl of both to you.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  What we promised each other. I, yeah, I think we'll just, I'm just going to stay the course and hide it behind a nice suit.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  I mean, that's the way to do it. We're in our mid 40s. I mean, no one, there's no top, there's no swimsuit section of the, of the wedding.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  I do like a surprise.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  Haim, we understand it's only September.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  And the government mandated break though is coming at us.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  It's on the horizon.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  It's on the horizon and hence we felt we should play this game only one more time for the year. Cause as you get further through the year, it's harder. Of course, I'm talking about tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. People sending their hats to the show, the pod, uh, in the hope that we read out their, um, the description of their hat and their company. There's three hats that people are playing for at the moment. I've got them in front of me. This is an appalling hat.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  Um, yeah, this is a good point to remind people that it's a sponsorship gamble.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Your, your business will be judged on the quality of the promotional hat you make.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  It's got Migco engineering on the back. It's a Velcro latch, which seems flimsy. And already feels like it's going to pulling off at the seam and, and on a stiff Velcro. It's completely black with their, uh, Migco engineering symbol.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  I don't mind that idea. Black, black on black is a, is I think a subtler way to get the brand out there.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  But then they've got that white stripe on the peak.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  I don't agree with that.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  I don't agree with that as well.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  I think that screams at me of going, I'll listen, because you've got the embroidery at the back. We can chuck in a white stripe on the peak for free. It's no extra cost because you've already got the embroidery machine out. And I feel like whoever's in charge of the hat went, yeah.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  Why would you go black on black?

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:51Speaker 03

  And you're going understated and you put a bloody, you put like a beacon of rimming on the peak. We don't care about the peak. It's not a feature. It's a, it's a given.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  That's the dance of the group today.

• 29:02Speaker 03

  Big misstep.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  This one is Tristan Robison. Don't know what they do, but a lovely trucker hat.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  That's good.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Feels like the kind of one you'd might be able to find at Mount Evans when we're, uh, when we were doing a.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  In Colorado. That's a deep cut, but yeah, I know what you're talking about.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  It feels like the kind of hat you'd find in Colorado.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  At a petrol station.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  At a petrol station if you're going Mount Everest.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Station for our American listeners.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Final one. First time I've had something like this. A bucket hat.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Bold.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  It's a terry toweling pink bucket hat from Winston with a Y.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  I like it.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Oh no, but look at you. That looks like an iron on transfer for the logo.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  It is an iron on.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  And Winston.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Watch it catch the light.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Eyes.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  Just as a, as a general rule, I have a series of hats that I would enjoy wearing, not for everyday wear, but like walking around in the garden. I quite like a terry toweling bucket hat.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  This one's hot pink. What is Winston with the Y?

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Uh, windows and blinds.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Winston, all right. Okay. But they don't, they're not showing off any windows or blinds in there.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  I think they were hoping that people know. I mean, and if you're hoping to get a deal for your house, obviously you can't, they don't have that many blinds.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  They don't have 25,000 blinds in the store ready to go at all times, but I think for regular houses, they have enough.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  Okay, let's jump into it.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  About Anna Kornikova.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Okay, yes.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Have you, would that, would you, would that have qualified? Do you, obviously, would either of you thought about Anna Kournikova, the ex tennis player?

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, it doesn't, I can't think of a time I would have thought about it.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  Enrique Anglacius this year, and they were together for a time, I think.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  So you reckon when you were marching through?

• 30:55Speaker 02

  I think, I think I would have paired them together in my head during that conversation.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  So even though you didn't express it verbally while you were looking through Enrique's file, you would have glanced at known, known, known accomplices and you would have seen her. Okay.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Okay, fair enough. Anthony, ahoy to you.

• 31:13Speaker 07

  Ahoy, boys. Gusto to you.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  And gusto to you, Ant. Um, all right, Ant, this is exciting. We've got three various hats on the line here. It's going to come down to preference, but as Andy mentioned, there is probably a wrong choice.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Who have we not thought about this year?

• 31:30Speaker 07

  Uh, I was watching the World Cup and, uh, the Netherlands were about to play and we started listing off kind of players in the team like Van Dijk, Van, De Ven, and then my mate threw out Vend and Huguenban. And I thought Peter Vend and Huguenban is the person I haven't thought about in a while.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  That is a great, Andy's already, I can see him just nodding going, I do, he does, Andy does think about people more than me and Jack. Peter Van Huguenban, for those, personally, you're all clear from me, and it's a great Dutch sports person to pick because the rules for this game are you, we do need, it needs to be someone that you could conceivably think about. And of course, Peter Van Huguenban in the year 2000 at the Sydney Olympics was running his mouth and saying he was gonna, he was gonna, was it, was that the 2000 Olympics where he was saying he was gonna smash Elsie's?

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, Thorpey's rival.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, Thorpey's rival.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  Well, the Thorpey, Thorpey docos just came out recent. I, I saw a, whether it was a doco or a piece on Thorpey, which talked about Peter Van Huguenban. But he wouldn't be a talking head in it. No, he wasn't a talking head in it. No, no, he was pitted as rival, which created excitement and tension for Thorpey, but certainly someone I've thought about in a while.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Really good try, Ant.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Sorry, Ant. Sorry, mate. As soon as you started listing.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  He's taking it well. He's taking it well like Peter Van Huguenban in the year 2000 as he was denied gold.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Josh, ahoy to you.

• 32:49Speaker 07

  Ahoy, boys. Happy birthday, Andy.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  No need. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while.

• 32:54Speaker 07

  I'm going with someone that's kind of was, took Australia by storm for a bit there, and I'm going with British magician Dynamo.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  That's a good one for me. Haym, you do like thinking about magic, uh, more than I.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  Can I honestly say I've thought about Dynamo?

• 33:11Speaker 02

  What was his trademark magician move?

• 33:14Speaker 03

  I mean, his show, did he do the one where he was, he went around, there was, I mean, I don't know how much everyone's watched of him, but was he the guy that, it looked like he was holding on to the outside of a London bus, um, like a double decker bus, and it was sort of an optical illusion?

• 33:29Speaker 02

  And he was just hovering, was he?

• 33:30Speaker 03

  Well, it just looked like he had his hand casually placed out and he was just flying along next to the bus. But he did a bunch of other stuff. He would do, yeah, like, um, pretending to.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Is that Dynamo?

• 33:41Speaker 07

  I think he was just a jack of all trades, wasn't he? He could do a bit of everything and just nail, nail whatever was there for him.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Mental stuff, close up stuff, stuck to a bus stuff.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  It's confirming he does stuck to a bus stuff.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  He does stuck to a bus stuff. See, if this was Quizma, Sando, and we had Magic Mike as the host, Mike could give us his top 50 tricks.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, but.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  Um, look, I, I, I don't think I have thought of Dynamo. I think I'm aware of him and I respect his body of work when I can accurately remember it.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  You've got yourself a hat, Josh. You've got yourself a hat. Beautiful. Josh, what hat do you want to go for?

• 34:14Speaker 07

  Uh, we have to go the Terry Towelling, I reckon.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, good job. You mate, with enough washers or even just a hot iron, you could get the Winston off, I reckon.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  You could get the branding off. You could, you could melt that off, no worries.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think that would make it a better, yeah, you're sorry, on the inside, I haven't realised, it also says Winston.

• 34:32Speaker 03

  Is it, is it reversible?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  It is reversible.

• 34:34Speaker 07

  Oh, well, you've done it for me brilliantly.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  You got your work cut out for you. Oh, look at that, it's grey on the inside, so it's sort of like.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Grey kind of more.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  Wearing it to the office kind of hat, and then when 501 hits, she inverts and you got yourself a pink Terry Towelling bucket and you become Fisher.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, this one's more of an army kind of car key type material on, within the grey.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Uh, there you go. Only if you're in the most ragtag of militias, though, would you wear it for combat purposes.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Blind doors, shadows and awnings. They, I should have looked deeper when I was wondering what they did. All right, Josh, thank you. Adam, ahoy to you.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  Hey, guys. Ahoy, boys.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  Um, uh, tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while.

• 35:14Speaker 06

  I really hope you guys haven't had a conversation with your neighbours from over the fence recently, because I'm thinking of, uh, Wilson from Home Improvement.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  I am so sorry.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  I'm so sorry. He's just unfortunately aware of the generation where he's a monthly reference.

• 35:30Speaker 06

  I thought I'd take a bit of a gamble there.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think he was a crossword clue not too long ago. It was like, for the word fence, it was like, um, this, you know, you might talk to a neighbour Wilson through the, through this.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Well, mine comes from the AB, I've got a neighbour in the, do not watch this show, the animation, next door neighbour Goblin, and the, and the ABC said, is it getting a bit samey? And I said, in my notes back to them, they did 240 episodes of Wilson saying, howdy, in the exact same manner, and then doing kind of a circumspect, like teaching.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  You didn't even get to see him. You're just looking at the fence and the top of his head.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Isn't that crazy that he was the star?

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Was not dissimilar. He was in a fishing hat, wasn't he?

• 36:14Speaker 02

  To not the pink side, but the grey side of this Winston with a Y hat, Terry Towelling.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  He was probably one of the biggest stars of the 90s and we don't know what he looks like. Isn't that amazing?

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Perfect scenario. Yeah, I've, I'd have email evidence that I've thought of Wilson in the last little bit. So sorry, Adam.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  Strike out.

• 36:32Speaker 06

  Uh, thanks, boys.

• 36:33Speaker 03

  It's a pleasure, mate. Thanks for playing. Do call again.

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Lucky, wrap this up for us. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while.

• 36:42Speaker 06

  Ahoy, lads. Happy gusto.

• 36:43Speaker 03

  And happy gusto. Have you ever had a happy gusto before?

• 36:46Speaker 02

  Happy gusto to you, mate.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  But it's better than sad gusto. Um, happy gusto to you, Lucky. What have, who haven't we thought of for a while?

• 36:52Speaker 06

  Um, I was going through my life songs on Spotify and right down the bottom, I found an absolute throwback by Brian McFadden, and I thought that would be a great one.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't think I've thought of McFadden for a while.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  McFadden this year.

• 37:05Speaker 03

  I would have thought of Ronan Keating. Now, I know they're not the same, but they're in the same, they're in the same era where Australia.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Same genus where Australia went, we will take Irish singers.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  But be they bad boy or not.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  And we will welcome them.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  Yes. I don't.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  I think I'm clear on McFadden.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Did they come out of the same band or different band?

• 37:28Speaker 03

  Different band, same era, same era. Yeah.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  Westlife was one.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  McFadden.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  Yep. And then Boyzone? Would that be?

• 37:37Speaker 03

  Couldn't tell you.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Great, could that maybe be Ronan?

• 37:39Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Um, and then McFadden was engaged to Delta or just?

• 37:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. That was when Australia, we thought we were in love with him, but then he wronged Delta.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  And was banished. I don't think we've seen him since, or I've thought about him.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  Andy hasn't thought about him this year, but he's showing evidence he has thought about him previously, because he does have a pretty good dossier on him, but it wasn't compiled this year, which I think is clear from me.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got yourself a hat, Lucky. Yes. What would you like? Uh, there's two to choose from. The, uh, one you might find in a Colorado gas station or quite simply put, the worst hat we've had for some time in the mig engineering.

• 38:18Speaker 06

  Tough choice. Uh, I think the Chaka hat's the only one that might suit my head, so I might have to go with that one.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, good, dear, staying choice. Thanks very much.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Couldn't trust the Velcro on the other. Well done, mate.

• 38:26Speaker 06

  Thanks, lads.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  Haym, we promised by the end of this show that you would give us, uh, some more prizes that are available in the prize pool for the price is correct.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  Featuring the tip in point.

• 38:41Speaker 02

  Featuring the tip in point.

• 38:42Speaker 03

  Yep. Uh, you ready? Because I've got the list.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Can you give us two?

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Okay. Yeah, I can.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  Okay, great, great.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Here we go. Do you want to do two? Okay. You ready? Yeah, no, I'm ready.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Hover air waterproof camera.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Hover air.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  Hover air. From what I remember, I think this is like a waterproof drone that you take with you in the ocean.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  Nods from Carly. This is awesome.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  I think you kind of just, it can track you and stuff. It's not cheap, it's over two grand.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  For our show. I mean, we can get a shot. We've been trying to work out how to get some wide shots of the pool, of the pool, but also underwater.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  And, and again, it's been a few months since we did Golden Day. So before I remember from the ad, it's like, you know, it's splashing around in the water, taking to the beach with you. If you're like surfing or, I don't know, if you're out on a boat, you can just get it to film you. It's, it's a waterproof drone. It can crash into the water and it just kind of floats. So you don't have to worry about flying it over the water. It had me, had me well hooked. I almost bought two of them from memory, but I've just bought one. Um, because it comes in a little over a grand.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  We needed that at this radio station. Remember the first drone the radio station ever bought on the first day? Blake flew it above Albert Park Lane and it dropped in and they never got it back.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Straight in, very first, like every remote control, every remote control helicopter I've ever had. And I went through, I reckon I bought about three or four over the journey of my twenties, because I just had a fantasy about being good at remote control helicopters. You'd, it, it would hover. It'd be like, ooh, that's fun. And then go back down. He'd be like, yeah, they're getting the hang of this. I'd go up, you'd like kind of hover for two metres, you know, like back down, like, yeah, no, this is good, got this. And then you just send it up and it'd go up like 20 metres and then it'd start like plummeting to earth, so then you panic and jam the throttle full on. And then it would zoom up like 50 metres and then just, it was out of there and it was just like 10 houses away. And that was it. Every helicopter would go that way. And Blake did it with the drone.

• 40:42Speaker 02

  We've got time for another one.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  Because they have auto hover. Okay.

• 40:45Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 40:46Speaker 03

  Hang on, just randomly looking.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  Uh, piano M learn.

• 40:53Speaker 02

  What?

• 40:54Speaker 03

  I think this is a piano.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  You should get more information before you do this.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Jack, it's just on a spreadsheet. I'm trying to remember the ad. I'm pretty sure it's a keyboard that teaches you how to play piano and it links to an app.

• 41:07Speaker 02

  I actually would like this.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  See? I think there's people that would enjoy the piano M learn. If my memory serves me correct, correct, this state of the art and sleek keyboard syncs seamlessly via Bluetooth to a patented app, which will effortlessly teach you piano better than any other program by lighting up the keys and telling you kind of when to do it.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Carly says that's correct. But also, Hem, how many months or years will it take you to learn piano efficiently?

• 41:38Speaker 03

  Two months.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Two months.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  Two months.

• 41:41Speaker 02

  Two months.

• 41:42Speaker 03

  Two months and you'll be, you'll be, you'll be playing piano off scratch.

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Amazing. Both of those worth getting. So make sure you go to abscity.com if you want to be in the audience.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Just one random other one?

• 41:55Speaker 02

  Give us a Jack.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Uh, crew neck t-shirts times four. Oh, yeah. These are the heaviest t-shirts in the world.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  Is that a good thing?

• 42:11Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 42:11Speaker 02

  I think so. People feel a lot of comfort with it.

• 42:14Speaker 03

  It's not my preferred, but, um, it's by a company that, you know, this again was just an Instagram ad. I think it's for people that like a very heavy cotton t-shirt.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  It's definitely not a jumper.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  Not a jumper. Short sleeves. Looks like a t-shirt, is a t-shirt, but yeah, verging on the weight of a jumper.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  Now, is it heavy cotton or has it got weights in it?

• 42:32Speaker 03

  No, heavy cotton. But if you win this at the game show, it's yours. You can do what you want with it. If you somehow still find it too light, even though it's the heaviest in the world, you are more than welcome to sew in small weights or, I don't know, you know, pouches of sand.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Can we make one rule?

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  You cannot wear it before going in the pool.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Oh, it's dangerous. No, no, no, it'll be over in the prize area. It'll be over in the prize area. Yeah, we can't get you. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't get you out.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  We wouldn't want people at the bottom.

• 43:03Speaker 03

  Might not even be able to wear it on the bleachers in case we get creaking and breaking.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  Okay, both next week, next week.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  One of the biggies.

• 43:13Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Yep. One of the, one of the alpha dog prizes.

• 43:19Speaker 01

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