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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

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• 1:35Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:52Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 2:21Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like I love everyone, but like.

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 2:26Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 2:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:46Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 2:51Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 2:57Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety's a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer. There's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 3:09Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 3:12Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You could check out the full terms in the app.

• 3:24Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 3:26Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 3:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Hello.

• 3:51Hannah Berner?

  Because I didn't time it right?

• 3:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because we just were staring at each other, like...

• 3:57Hannah Berner?

  We cannot make direct eye contact. Um, it's too intense for our souls. Um, what's up, my grandiose gigglers?

• 4:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, when we do this, you look at yourself?

• 4:06Hannah Berner?

  No, I look at you, and then I check on myself. I check to make sure there isn't like, something insane happening.

• 4:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I look at you when you're telling like, a long story, but then like...

• 4:18Hannah Berner?

  You actually don't.

• 4:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story, when you're telling some, a quick...

• 4:25Hannah Berner?

  When I start a long story, you begin your skincare routine. Like, you start like, organizing things on your dresser, like, you know.

• 4:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Today was actually so bad. For whatever reason, I think that I have someone's assistant's email, like, accidentally blocked from my email because I'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific meeting.

• 4:50Paige DeSorbo?

  So today I get on and I'm like, full face mask, full jammies. I'm like, I wasn't aware something was going on. And I kept my face mask on the whole time because I had just put it on.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  This is where my mom would call the teacher and be like, hey, I know Paige, I know Paige is having her own problems coming late, but then Hannah gets distracted because Paige is making Hannah laugh during class. Because the whole meeting, I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious.

• 5:19Hannah Berner?

  So we'll add that to the newsletter because I have a whole folder of screenshots of you during Zooms being insane. But everyone respects you still. It's crazy. It's because of your aura.

• 5:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think it's my aura.

• 5:32Hannah Berner?

  And also because you're busy.

• 5:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm busy. I say things assertively. I, I know that you start new segments randomly, but I'd like to start a new segment and-

• 5:42Hannah Berner?

  Did you run it by Grace?

• 5:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't.

• 5:43Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 5:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you run yours by Grace?

• 5:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I run everything by Grace.

• 5:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  There's a formality to Giggly Squad, but okay, just skip the middleman.

• 5:55Paige DeSorbo?

  My segment is what pissed me off this week.

• 6:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think that's actually a phenomenal segment.

• 6:06Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, let's go. I'm in, I'm in.

• 6:07Paige DeSorbo?

  This was like a couple of days ago, but because we didn't record on Monday.

• 6:11Hannah Berner?

  Which are we okay? That's, that was, this is what happened because we didn't record.

• 6:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Never do that again.

• 6:17Hannah Berner?

  Paige and I were on a two hour FaceTime on Wednesday.

• 6:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I didn't realize that. That is why we had to FaceTime because we didn't record. We had to chat.

• 6:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's like we needed, and then in my head I was like, oh, that would have been so funny to tell on Giggly Squad. So we'll try to recreate some moments, but they won't be as good. What pissed you off?

• 6:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even remember what we talked about. Um, I don't know. I think, was it the Knicks? It might have been the Knicks or whoever, like they're playing and the other, whoever the other teams are, whatever. It was Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. They were sitting courtside.

• 6:48Hannah Berner?

  I was watching.

• 6:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And the announcer said Travis Kelsey and his girlfriend. Now, how successful does a woman need to be to be called her name? Not only did it piss me off, just like-

• 7:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing I thought about it. If, if he, if the announcer only knew Travis Kelsey because it's sports and he knew who he was and blah, blah, blah. Maybe because he was live, it like quickly slipped his mind like, oh my God, I can't remember Taylor Swift's name. Cause that happens and you say like, oh, his girlfriend. First of all, it's his fiance, but I digress. But then later you could say, Taylor Swift, calling Taylor Swift, anyone, not even Travis Kelsey. Calling Taylor Swift anyone's girlfriend, anything is so insane to me. I'm like, it's Taylor Swift.

• 7:44Hannah Berner?

  Also, it wasn't even a football game. It was a basketball game and they both were two fans watching.

• 7:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

• 7:53Hannah Berner?

  Misses Taylor Swift to you.

• 7:55Paige DeSorbo?

  That like really pissed me off. I'm like, oh my God, she has, what? She has to be more successful for you to, you to know what the fuck her name is?

• 8:03Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, can we just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something?

• 8:07Paige DeSorbo?

  One sporting event without getting offended?

• 8:08Hannah Berner?

  One sporting event. I was watching the back of their heads, um, Taylor and her boyfriend, the back of her heads.

• 8:13Paige DeSorbo?

  What game was that?

• 8:14Hannah Berner?

  A Knicks game. So like whenever it would go to one side, I would just see, um, yeah, he chugged a beer or something. So then like the internet exploded.

• 8:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I'm, I miss that.

• 8:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but you've been.

• 8:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I caught the highlights.

• 8:26Hannah Berner?

  You've been watching the Knicks though. Like, how about the Knicks?

• 8:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I feel like any, every single person in New York City is like, go Knicks, watch the Knicks.

• 8:36Hannah Berner?

  It's really brought the city together.

• 8:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It really has. I was unaware.

• 8:40Hannah Berner?

  That they've been so bad for so long?

• 8:42Paige DeSorbo?

  So bad for so long? I didn't know that.

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  No, my grandpa would be so happy right now.

• 8:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought they just had a bad couple of years.

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I've talked, remember this, someone, I brought up my grandpa on a Zoom earlier today?

• 8:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I, yeah, I do remember it. I do remember it because now I'm going to keep a tally of how many times we're bringing up your grandpa on work Zooms. And then that is one moment when I do look at the Zoom and I look at you because I'm like, if you start crying. I literally had to cover my mouth. I started laughing. I was like, here she goes. And the guy we were on Zoom with was like of an old, was a little bit older. So I was like, if she starts going.

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, do you know Jerry Berner? Do you remember him? He's from New York. Wait, I know what we were laughing about on FaceTime.

• 9:27Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  How Kim texted you in the morning.

• 9:34Paige DeSorbo?

  My mom texted me like two days ago, like eight AM. Just RIP.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  Whatever happened to hello, how are you?

• 9:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, um, did I do something to offend you? She goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I meant to say, are you up? And then it autocorrect to RIP. She's like, that's awful. And me and Hannah just went into like a whole, we literally, we went on a bit for 10 minutes.

• 10:07Hannah Berner?

  You called it a Sicilian hello.

• 10:09Paige DeSorbo?

  A Sicilian good morning. Anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somewhere, RIP.

• 10:15Hannah Berner?

  Someone's resting in pieces morning.

• 10:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh my god. It's crazy. That is the most Sicilian thing ever.

• 10:25Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 10:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho, so that's how me and my mom start our days. Have you watched?

• 10:32Hannah Berner?

  Off Campus?

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Off Campus.

• 10:34Hannah Berner?

  I started it and at first I was like, I don't think he's like that hot in the face. Then I was like, okay, his body's hot. And then I started getting triggered thinking about like college, cuz I...

• 10:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 10:48Hannah Berner?

  It was...

• 10:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't do teeny bopper shows. Like, I'm a teeny bopper.

• 10:51Hannah Berner?

  I liked it when it was gay because I wasn't like... It was, that was interesting to me. Me watching like a girl like Jersey chase, I'm like, that's just sophomore year, baby.

• 11:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, she wasn't Jersey chasing. She was his tutor. And then she realized she fell in love with him.

• 11:10Hannah Berner?

  She's his tutor and they're trying to say that he was smart? Babe, that is fictional.

• 11:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yeah, it is. It's a fictional show. Let us have something.

• 11:21Hannah Berner?

  Science fiction, fantasy. I can't do it.

• 11:24Paige DeSorbo?

  So many gigglers DM'd me because they know that I love, well, first they know I love watching hot people on the television. And I love a high school, like, just a cute little stupid show.

• 11:37Hannah Berner?

  That time in your life? And you wanna relive it?

• 11:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe. Maybe it's because I love that time in my life. But I love just like a stupid, like, to all the boys I've loved before. Like, I love shit like that. Um, oh, my mom's calling me right now, so it's probably dead.

• 11:56Hannah Berner?

  Somebody's dead again, god damn it. Not again.

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  So, um, the, so anyway, so I get all these DMs, like you have to watch it in the first 15 minutes. I'm like, okay, this is like a little bit cheesy for me, but like, I'm just gonna keep going through this first episode. And then I'm like, I'm really hooked. The number one thing that I noticed in this show, one, the main girl is stunning gorgeous. Actually, I had to look her up and see if she was Brooke Shields' daughter, because I was like, that's Brooke Shields. Like, in the face.

• 12:27Hannah Berner?

  Are they want me?

• 12:30Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, spit out. Do you want me again?

• 12:32Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like the perfect cast. And let me tell you something, watching this show, I was like, oh, and that's a normal college girl's body. And that's a normal, like, hot guy in college. Like, it felt, I didn't hate my own body after.

• 12:51Hannah Berner?

  Like when you saw my Sports Illustrated shoot?

• 12:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Like, when I watch Tell Me Lies, sometimes I'm like, well, how are they so hot? You know, like, this show, there was just something about this show that was like-

• 13:05Hannah Berner?

  Well, they weren't artificial. They weren't like manipulated. Yes. Their body, their body parts were in the right places, where they're supposed to be.

• 13:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Every, I was like, that's a girl I went to college with that like, doesn't know she's super hot and she's super hot. Like, everyone knew that girl in college. Like, it just felt normal. Like, everyone looked normal. No one was like a size double zero, on Ozempic bobblehead. And I appreciated it.

• 13:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, the hockey guys. In college, I told you, one of the guys asked me what a major was. And we were in junior year.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  What was his?

• 13:41Hannah Berner?

  Clearly, they put him in something and he didn't know what it was.

• 13:45Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, babe, you got expelled two semesters ago.

• 13:47Hannah Berner?

  You don't go here, babe. Why do you keep showing up? But I've told, I told the story many times before, it was a hockey guy that my best friend, my, you know, my two week best friend, we got married on Facebook, hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament and they ended up getting married and having kids, which is-

• 14:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And we're happy for them.

• 14:07Hannah Berner?

  We're happy for them. And they're on Facebook, I check up on them every now and then.

• 14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:12Hannah Berner?

  I really wanna comment, but I haven't-

• 14:13Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not the place.

• 14:14Hannah Berner?

  It's not the place or the time.

• 14:15Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not the place.

• 14:15Hannah Berner?

  Actually, I haven't checked up on them in a minute, let me put that in my notes.

• 14:21Hannah Berner?

  Also, um, not to call you out on the pod, but I was texting you, I was vintage shopping for you, and um, crickets. I sent you like nine things, crickets.

• 14:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I asked you a question at one point.

• 14:33Hannah Berner?

  No, that was on an Instagram message, you said, "Are you blind?"

• 14:44Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what?

• 14:44Hannah Berner?

  It was polka dots.

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm gonna start screenshotting the vintage shit that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me like a, like a polka dot, in theory, it sounds very me. It was like a vintage, big duffel polka dot, po- big polka dots that said YSL in the front, and I just texted back and said, "Are you blind?" Like, it was the most insane bag.

• 15:10Hannah Berner?

  I texted you a lot of shoes.

• 15:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:12Hannah Berner?

  You hated all of them.

• 15:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the thing with, here's the thing with, for me specifically, and I'm only speaking for myself and my own journeys-

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  As you should, as you should.

• 15:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I love vintage clothes, like, I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and like, things that I've personally purchased.

• 15:32Hannah Berner?

  Walk around these Louis Vuittons.

• 15:35Paige DeSorbo?

  When it comes to vintage shoes, I'm kind of like, gross. Ew, someone else's foot.

• 15:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And also, what is that noise?

• 15:47Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that was me scrolling through my vintage collection. I'm scrolling through my messages with you right now, being like...

• 15:54Paige DeSorbo?

  A lot of the shoes look really worn. Like, I've yet to see a vintage... Like, rarely I'll be like, "Oh, this looks like it was never even worn." But a lot of them, I'm like, "Yeah, they're worn in, babe."

• 16:05Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you're right. It's just I don't like spending money. So when I see something that I think you would spend money on, I like, love sending it to you. Um, but...

• 16:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't have that problem.

• 16:15Hannah Berner?

  You go, "I don't need your help, and I don't need your help."

• 16:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't... I don't need to go as hard as you, because I'll spend the money, okay? So I don't need to scour the internet. I'll swipe my card.

• 16:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God.

• 16:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, another thing that pissed me off this week, since I'm fresh off of a plane... Actually, I'm sweating. I have to take this off. You know, I'm literally, like, I just landed eight minutes ago. I was around three grown men, and my bag was heavy this time. Three grown men. One of them just, like, even cut me in line to get off the plane. I'm like, "Dude, technically, I'm in front of you, but like, whatever. Go ahead. You have some place to be."

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  Go ahead.

• 16:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Clearly.

• 16:55Hannah Berner?

  No, men have lost their... Oh, my God. Speaking of men on planes. I had a crazy flight with my mom. And it was like, uh, like, a six-hour flight. And these two men were across the aisle from each other.

• 17:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 17:12Hannah Berner?

  And I tried to fall asleep, but I, like, couldn't. It sounded like they were fighting. Like, really loud and aggressive. But then I listened, and I realized they were just arguing about, like, who the best basketball players of all time are. Mind you, this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time. Like, I remember in middle school, listening to my friends being like, "And LeBron versus Kobe." "And fucking Shaq versus fucking Dikembe Mutombo." Like, they did it for five hours, just like mansplaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things. I was this close to, like, stepping in.

• 17:52Paige DeSorbo?

  When you say "across the aisle," like, across...

• 17:56Hannah Berner?

  Like they were, they weren't-

• 17:58Paige DeSorbo?

  The aisle?

• 17:59Hannah Berner?

  So like, they were both on the, on the aisle seats and like-

• 18:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 18:03Hannah Berner?

  But they were talking loud.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So you were in, you were on one window seat and your mom was in the other?

• 18:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 18:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Why didn't you guys?

• 18:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh no, we, oh no, but they were like, uh, ahead of us. We were sitting next to each other.

• 18:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, oh, oh. Got it, got it, got it.

• 18:16Hannah Berner?

  But these men were going, going, going. And then, we had stewardess drama.

• 18:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I think they prefer flight attendants.

• 18:28Hannah Berner?

  Steward eye. Steward eye.

• 18:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 18:32Hannah Berner?

  It's not gym teacher, it's physical educator. So, the lady comes up to us and she hasn't even, she's like, asked if we want drinks. And she goes, "By the way, like, this is my second day." It was ki-

• 18:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Ever worked?

• 18:46Hannah Berner?

  I got, it was kind of interesting because she was like sixty-five. Um, also like she hadn't done anything wrong yet. So I'm like, "You don't have to tell me up top that you're new." But like, "I'm rooting for you, like, go team, go." A lot of time goes by, we don't get our drinks. Like, it's been like, two hours and we haven't gotten our drinks.

• 19:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  This other lady comes up to us and she's like, "Hey, this other steward, flight attendant, sorry, is like, is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day, but she's worked for twenty years." So then my mom and I are on the case.

• 19:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 19:25Hannah Berner?

  We're like, we're-

• 19:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait a minute.

• 19:29Hannah Berner?

  I fly four times a week. I've never been involved in steward eye drama to this extent. She wasn't even giving us our drinks. She was like, "I need to tell you what the fuck I'm dealing with up front, by the cockpit." And we were like, "What? Is she like, lying? Like, what's going on?" And she's like, "I don't know. We don't know, but she's being really bitchy to us." And I was like, "She was nice to us, but she told us two days."

• 19:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe she just like, says that to people so that like, when she messes up, it's not that big a deal, which actually, genius.

• 19:59Hannah Berner?

  Honestly, I think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers.

• 20:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:03Hannah Berner?

  Cause then, the lady ended up getting us the drinks and the one who said it was her first day, comes later at the end and she's like, "I'm sorry, like, I've, it's my first day, I'm sorry if I messed up." And I'm like, "This is fucking genius. I gotta start using this."

• 20:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, and so-

• 20:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying.

• 20:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she was like, "I hope I did okay today." Well, maybe I'm like, "Oh, maybe she's never done this airline." But she's, you don't, this is the thing also about flight attendants. The training is insane. The training is military to become a flight attendant. I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has. Like, most flight attendants are incredible.

• 20:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:46Hannah Berner?

  They are the baristas of the sea.

• 20:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I've rarely had, like, a flight attendant issue, ever, really.

• 20:52Hannah Berner?

  I've never been in a pickle with a flight attendant before.

• 20:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You want to know why?

• 20:55Hannah Berner?

  They're gay.

• 20:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Because they're girls and gays. So they're like, "Hi."

• 21:01Hannah Berner?

  That's like when-

• 21:01Paige DeSorbo?

  "Happy to be here."

• 21:02Hannah Berner?

  That's like when I lost my sunglasses at the Sports Illustrated event. I was like, "It's full of women. We're gonna be fine."

• 21:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:55Paige DeSorbo?

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• 22:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:43Paige DeSorbo?

  blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute, and I'm already envisioning my next outfit: straight leg jeans, an oversized blazer, and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane, and this season it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two, like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready-to-wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically, you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for

• 24:25Paige DeSorbo?

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• 27:01Hannah Berner?

  Brought a purse to the AMAs and all the giggers were making fun of me because I was holding my purse in every photo and they were like, "Thank God." You didn't leave it?

• 27:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You were keeping track of her.

• 27:10Hannah Berner?

  Leave it on stage.

• 27:13Paige DeSorbo?

  How was the AMAs?

• 27:15Hannah Berner?

  Lenore murdered.

• 27:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Best dress.

• 27:19Hannah Berner?

  Lenore best dress. Lisa Rinna goes up to my mom and is like, "Hello, how are you? Who are you? Your dress is amazing. I want to rip it off your body." And my, my mom doesn't watch The Housewives, like she doesn't really know who Lisa Rinna is. And she was like, "Oh my God, thank you." And these two moms are kikiing and I walk away, I'm like, "Mom, that's a fashion icon that just said she wants you." Like, you're, you did it, girl. Retire. But, um, I've never met Lisa Rinna before. You have though, right?

• 27:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I have. A couple of times.

• 27:55Hannah Berner?

  So I've never met her and...

• 27:57Paige DeSorbo?

  How was your first experience?

• 27:58Hannah Berner?

  So, I don't watch Housewives really either. I've, I know a couple. They're all hilarious. Um, but you never know what you're gonna get with them.

• 28:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You never watched Beverly Hills?

• 28:11Hannah Berner?

  I've like, I've seen some, but like, I've never like, watched a season.

• 28:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, but you've seen like, in episodes?

• 28:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I've seen like, the lady throw her leg.

• 28:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, well, that was Real Housewives of New York and that was Aviva and that was iconic. That was like, old New York, like...

• 28:27Hannah Berner?

  Good old days.

• 28:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like she just came out recently and did like, an Ask Me Anything and someone asked her about that and she was like, "Yeah, obviously, I like, planned, I like, knew I was gonna do it. Like, at some point, I was gonna do it."

• 28:42Hannah Berner?

  I love how she was like, "I was keeping it in my back pocket, obviously."

• 28:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's like, she said something to the effect of like, "We're making an entertainment show." And I was like, "Totally."

• 28:53Hannah Berner?

  So, I'm backstage with Lisa Rinna and I'm,

• 28:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:56Hannah Berner?

  I'm nervous. Also, sometimes you don't know, like, if, like, this is a job, like, we're about to present. Like, I don't know if she wants to like, kiki with me. But I let her know, like, "I've met Amelia before and I love Amelia." And her eyes kind of lit up and she's like, "Oh, like, isn't she the sweetest?" I'm like, "Your daughter is so kind and sweet."

• 29:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:13Hannah Berner?

  And then I just go for it. I'm like, "By the way..." I used to be on Bravo also.

• 29:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, she didn't know?

• 29:20Hannah Berner?

  I don't think she knew who I was.

• 29:22Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, "Seen your face, don't know your name."

• 29:23Hannah Berner?

  Yes, she was like, "You're cute, this is gonna be fun." Hi, hello.

• 29:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, "I'm a mom, I'm gonna be nice, like, you're a child to me."

• 29:31Hannah Berner?

  And by the way, Lisa Rinna knows everyone. She's like dabbing up John Legend. Like, she's seeing everyone and everyone knows her. She, sorry, it's been a long day. She looks at me and she's like, "Really?" And I'm like, "I don't know how to explain this, but the very specific situation that you went through on Bravo, it's crazy, but I feel like I'm one of the few people that can kind of relate to what you've been through."

• 30:01Hannah Berner?

  And she like, looks at me.

• 30:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And you thought they, and you thought she didn't wanna keep a cage? She was like, "I..." She was like, "Actually..."

• 30:09Hannah Berner?

  She literally said, "Hold my fucking purse," and she looked at me. And we said some things back and forth that I need to keep to my heart.

• 30:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:18Hannah Berner?

  But she looked at me and took my hand. And she said, "If these difficult things didn't happen to us, we would not be standing here today, together, presenting at the AMAs."

• 30:31Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so true.

• 30:33Hannah Berner?

  And we had this like, beautiful heart-to-heart, cuz I told her, I said, "I remember..." Not to bring it up, right before we go onstage, but I love bringing up traumatizing things right before I perform.

• 30:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you do do that.

• 30:44Hannah Berner?

  I said, "I remember when you were booed at BravoCon, and that was so fucked up. Like, imagine your mom getting booed." Bless you. And she was like, "Yeah," I'm like, "But it is like WWE, and you just have to lean in when you're on that side of the docket."

• 31:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:05Hannah Berner?

  Um, but we had this kind of like, beautiful moment, and then she was so fun. Like, she's so cool. I just want to think of Glur's know that Lisa, she's, she's a good one. We love her.

• 31:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:17Hannah Berner?

  We love her.

• 31:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's always been really nice anytime I've ever met her. And I saw her after we met Amelia when we did Devil Wears Prada.

• 31:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was just like, what a fam- what a great family.

• 31:31Hannah Berner?

  So freaking cute. I also s-

• 31:33Paige DeSorbo?

  They must just have such a fun time together.

• 31:36Hannah Berner?

  Also, um, I started watching Real Housewives, no, I started watching The Mormon Secret Wives.

• 31:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:43Hannah Berner?

  On the plane.

• 31:45Paige DeSorbo?

  We- welcome.

• 31:47Hannah Berner?

  I have so many thoughts, but the-

• 31:49Paige DeSorbo?

  We're happy to have you. It's a crazy journey.

• 31:52Hannah Berner?

  You know, we don't care when you start, as long as you start.

• 31:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:56Hannah Berner?

  But the problem is, I started because we were getting our nails done and Paige put on like a random episode from season three. So then I just continued from that episode. So I watched season three first, and now I'm in season two.

• 32:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so you watched season three, season four?

• 32:10Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 32:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you went season three back to two. You didn't like finish and go back.

• 32:14Hannah Berner?

  I kind of like seeing-

• 32:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you watch season one?

• 32:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I, this is so you, like, like, what the?

• 32:25Hannah Berner?

  I like watching seasons out of order though because you, you're kind of like, oh my god, this girl doesn't know what's about to happen to her and I know what's about to happen. Or like, oh, you're yelling her about this, but she's about to yell at you about that next time because y'all are, you do the same thing. You're doing the same things to each other.

• 32:40Paige DeSorbo?

  That's one of the craziest things that you, that I, I didn't really know about you.

• 32:46Hannah Berner?

  I also-

• 32:46Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like-

• 32:48Hannah Berner?

  Actually, I don't know why I was doing it, but I think, I was just going with the flow. But anyway, I've, we've known Jessie, like, she's been around, like, that's the Mormon house-

• 32:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Hannah Berner?

  Housewife girl. And she's always been awesome to us, but I never watched her. And then I get off the plane after watching season three and part of season two. Get to the AMAs, first people I see, Marciano and Jessie.

• 33:10Paige DeSorbo?

  That's crazy to be like in, involved in the season, like in that moment-

• 33:16Hannah Berner?

  In a pay hole.

• 33:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And then see them-

• 33:18Hannah Berner?

  No, like, my life is so fucking weird. Because normally I see Jessie, I'm just like, hey, what's up? Like, I know you're doing great stuff. Haven't watched it, support. And now I'm like, you guys, um, what's going on?

• 33:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, this is why you have to go in order, because she like just got divorced.

• 33:34Hannah Berner?

  And are people mad that she's-

• 33:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, literally, like, a week ago. No, her husband is the worst.

• 33:40Hannah Berner?

  But they're not mad that she's out with Marciano, even though Marciano-

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  They don't give a shit.

• 33:44Hannah Berner?

  Oh, good.

• 33:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think they're like actually together.

• 33:47Hannah Berner?

  Also, you have a full flu right now.

• 33:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 33:50Hannah Berner?

  You have the flu.

• 33:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:53Hannah Berner?

  You, you have pneumonia.

• 33:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I had a cold. I had a summer cold that like people were getting.

• 34:00Hannah Berner?

  You're the, you would make a cheek having a cold. You're like, it's a summer cold.

• 34:04Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna know what? My assistant had a cold and then I was with her and then I got a cold. And then I just flew. So like whenever I fly, like my, like I can't, I can't hear.

• 34:15Hannah Berner?

  Did you get like an IV or something?

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't like feel sick. I just have like a head cold.

• 34:20Hannah Berner?

  Okay, okay.

• 34:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho.

• 34:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, seeing Jessie after watching eight episodes of her was like kind of weird and I do have one note about Jessie. I think she has the bone structure to have a country bob.

• 34:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. None of, none of them have a bob. Oh, um, one of them did just cut a bob. I can't, I don't remember. Miranda. But no one really has a bob. Yeah. Honestly Hannah, you could be Mormon with your hair.

• 34:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, thank you.

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's like a really big compliment, I feel like.

• 34:49Hannah Berner?

  It is funny though that I dressed up as a Mormon housewife on Halloween when I never watched the show.

• 34:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even need that.

• 34:54Hannah Berner?

  Cause I trust you. Cause I said she knows comedy and if it hits, it hits.

• 34:58Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the best show ever. That was the best show. I mean, now it's like, I don't know, who knows what's gonna happen with it, but it. Here's the thing. This is why you know it's the best show. It got dark quick and they had to stop. Like the first, like couple of seasons. Yeah, it was, and now everyone's like, okay, this is. Partly illegal and just not mentally good. Like it's so dark now. And same with Beverly Hills, like when Lisa Renai I feel like was getting fired, like it was getting dark, like. The moment you watch an episode and you're like.

• 35:38Paige DeSorbo?

  This made me anxious. I can't watch it. Like I can't, I'm like, this is not fun. When I watch Housewives, I wanna watch them be drunk and fall in a bush. Like I wanna watch funny, stupid things. I don't wanna know that like your husband. Has been cheating on you for 10 years and.

• 35:59Hannah Berner?

  And you're pregnant.

• 35:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You just found out. Yeah. Like, people talk about The Valley all the time and I've never watched a single second of The Valley. Because I will, I was never like a Jax fan and I feel like he got like some like redemption for like a minute when the show started and like whatever. So I was just no one from Vanderpump that like I would have tuned in for. But like now on TikTok, like I'll see clips and I don't even know any of their names. But there's this one girl on there and she's gorgeous.

• 36:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 36:30Paige DeSorbo?

  She's beautiful and her husband is a little rat, like an actual rat.

• 36:35Hannah Berner?

  You could be describing so many relationships right now.

• 36:38Paige DeSorbo?

  So true. And she like just had a baby and he's, I mean, diabolical to her.

• 36:46Hannah Berner?

  That's the thing.

• 36:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It's one of the craziest things.

• 36:47Hannah Berner?

  Vanderpump where they're just like young waitresses like taking Plan B, like that's cute. But like when they're adults with children, having issues, I'm like, this is like, call a family lawyer.

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly.

• 36:58Hannah Berner?

  But also with Mormon Wives, I don't understand what Mom Talk is because they're always like, you're in Mom Talk, you're out of Mom Talk, you're in Mom Talk. I'm like, you mean to do a TikTok?

• 37:08Paige DeSorbo?

  They're grouped.

• 37:08Hannah Berner?

  To do a TikTok.

• 37:10Paige DeSorbo?

  But all together.

• 37:12Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so if you want to take a, do a TikTok with all of us, you're in Mom Talk, but I don't think Mom Talk can survive this.

• 37:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I think when they first started, the way they got a bunch of views was if they were all together in one TikTok.

• 37:23Hannah Berner?

  But now they don't need to be all together.

• 37:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, now they don't. Now like that's like not a thing anymore.

• 37:28Hannah Berner?

  But they still like have to say to the camera like, will Mom Talk survive?

• 37:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's very interesting how reality TV is changing and ever growing. Like, who, Mormon Housewives is one of, I feel like the first show to actually break the fourth wall and film a season of reality TV and talk about like, I'm going and doing this.

• 37:49Hannah Berner?

  Press and like a reunion.

• 37:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Because of the show.

• 37:52Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like they're, like, we have to film the reunion. Like, we, like, no one says that, I feel like, on Summer or on Bravo.

• 38:00Hannah Berner?

  And that's why I think Mormon Wives was so good because. It becomes about egos and you're all fighting about people being like jealous of who's getting what. But then they can change it to be like, well, no, I don't like how she's, I don't like something about her. It's like, no, you're mad about something she got.

• 38:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. Yeah.

• 38:20Hannah Berner?

  It's like, let's, let's fight about that.

• 38:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, let's fight about the real thing.

• 38:23Hannah Berner?

  Instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something. But any, I digress. It's, I digress. Um, how are you?

• 38:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm good. How are you? You're, you have the craziest list of all time.

• 38:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, my list got really crazy. I have a question about spray tanning.

• 38:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, which I have one in one hour.

• 38:40Hannah Berner?

  Cause I got a spray tan for AMAs. That was on, this is like literally women in stem shit. I got it on, what day? Thursday? No.

• 38:52Paige DeSorbo?

  So we're seven days in?

• 38:53Hannah Berner?

  I don't, I don't know. Now I'm panicking. I don't know when I got it. Oh, like, no, I got it on Saturday night and now it's Thursday. I don't think I'm, if I do it, I think it, it'll, it'll get, it'll be bad. Do I have to exfoliate or something?

• 39:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna respray?

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  Do I?

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Or do you feel like you're tanned? I'm gonna be honest, my LA tans, I feel like last 10 days. So you're, you'll only be at seven.

• 39:18Hannah Berner?

  Okay. What happens if you spray too early? Like what other girls have to be aware of?

• 39:24Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you mean spray too early? Spray too early like for an event?

• 39:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, like you, you sprayed yourself and then it's only been like six days, but you want to be tanner?

• 39:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, from the minute you get your spray tan, like that next day, you really have to like moisturize a lot, drink a lot of water. It's all, if you stay hydrated and moisturized, your spray tan will stay.

• 39:43Hannah Berner?

  What the, why is water like, I feel like that's big water.

• 39:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And you can't really like shave your legs, but you don't have to worry about that.

• 39:57Hannah Berner?

  Wow, that really got ya.

• 39:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That really got me, because...

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  Those shrewds never cross my desk. I've never been like, "Oh no, I shaved accidentally."

• 40:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I have a spray tan after this pod, but last night I knew I was gonna be rushing, so I exfoliated last night and shaved. So that I could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod, then get my spray, because I have to wash my hair. It's a women's stamp.

• 40:25Hannah Berner?

  I have a question for you.

• 40:26Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a whole thing, yeah.

• 40:27Hannah Berner?

  I went to Pure Vida with my mom, and it was really busy, but there was like one table open. And I was gonna have one of us sit at the table while the other ordered, because that's like what you do. And I am going to sit, someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table. That, I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy.

• 40:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:54Hannah Berner?

  I also, she had like a little attitude.

• 40:57Paige DeSorbo?

  That's crazy then.

• 40:57Hannah Berner?

  She was right ahead of us, it was like, she was the only person ahead of us and us, so I knew it was her phone. And she didn't even like look back, she just like left her phone on the table and was just standing there, like, "That's my table."

• 41:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Gen Z?

• 41:09Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 41:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Millennial?

• 41:11Hannah Berner?

  I would say like millennial, yeah. She's one of us.

• 41:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, and so what'd you do?

• 41:17Hannah Berner?

  I let her have it. But it would be funny if I just sat down and started texting.

• 41:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, I don't know.

• 41:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm trying to think if I would say, I don't think I would say anything, but I would be like, that's like weird.

• 41:31Hannah Berner?

  I wouldn't have the balls.

• 41:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I have started doing? If we're in a situation and I'm holding the door for you because I just walked out of the door, or like you're coming, whatever, and anything like that, if you don't say thank you to me, I'm saying you're welcome.

• 41:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, this little stuff like that, like, really pisses me off. Like, today I was walking out of a door and I, like, held it for the lady, like, coming in. But I, like, had a suitcase and stuff, so, like, it inconvenienced me to hold the door for you. But I'm a normal person. And so, like, when she walked in and didn't say anything, I literally was like, "Oh, no, you're so welcome, you literal fucking bitch." I mean, I didn't say "literal fucking bitch." But I did say, like, "Nope, I got it, you're so welcome."

• 42:21Hannah Berner?

  This is why, exercise, drinking water is important. You have to let it out somewhere, or then you're cursing out old ladies.

• 42:28Paige DeSorbo?

  If I wanna snap, I'm gonna, "Oh, really, bitch? Now I'll slam this goddamn door on you, you're not gonna say 'thank you' to me?" I almost went off on the plane because I was looking around at the three guys. Because my bag was so heavy when I was taking it down, I banged.

• 42:44Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I love doing that, being overdramatic when it falls down.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I wasn't even trying to be dramatic, okay? I literally, like, dropped it onto the thing and then it, like, fell onto the floor. And I looked around at the three men and I said, "So sorry, I'm so loud."

• 42:58Hannah Berner?

  You should've fell on it.

• 42:59Paige DeSorbo?

  But, like, you could've fucking helped me.

• 43:01Hannah Berner?

  You should've fell on it and just laid there like a dandelion in distress. Just be like, "Ah, ah."

• 43:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally, I wanted to be like, "And you're not lonely enough."

• 43:09Hannah Berner?

  I would be so pissed if I was you because, look, at the end of the day, I am strong-looking. Like, so when a guy doesn't do it, I'm like, "Oh, he thinks I'm really strong." But if I was you, I'd be like, "Oh, you hate women."

• 43:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm wearing a cashmere duster. I can't... Hello?

• 43:26Hannah Berner?

  And it's crazy because I would never let you even lift it when we were on tour.

• 43:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm in ballet flats.

• 43:33Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 43:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Get my bag.

• 43:35Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Also, when you pack,

• 43:41Hannah Berner?

  you love cases, like, you love little cases. You pulled out a pouch that was for ants. Like, what are you putting in, like, the little pouches that you have? You had a pencil, the pencil case.

• 43:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I'm my pouch in my pouch.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  Well. Your pouch is pouch. You're kangaroo.

• 43:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, here's the thing. I love a pouch set. So I love a pouch that goes in a pouch. And I do have this little like long, it looks like a pencil case. Yeah, you're right. It looks like a pencil case pouch. Um, I put my medicines in there and by my medicines, I mean my emergency UTI medicine and my beta blockers, which I'm gonna just say this first and foremost, I'm seeing a lot of beta blocker slander on the internet and I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Beta blockers do not make you.

• 44:33Hannah Berner?

  Out of it. Groggy.

• 44:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Out of it. They don't make you, you can't get high off of a beta. You would die before you got high off of a beta blocker.

• 44:41Hannah Berner?

  Doesn't have any effects.

• 44:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not an SSRI. It does not affect your brain whatsoever. It takes away physical symptoms. It's for your heart. I will not listen to beta blocker slander from anyone. And if I do, I'm calling Mr. Beta Blocker.

• 44:59Hannah Berner?

  You will be hearing from him directly. Cease and desist.

• 45:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember, I called the cops.

• 45:12Hannah Berner?

  Hi, this is Paige.

• 45:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Me again. Um, real quick.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna know what though? I did have the wherewithal to know that it wasn't an emergency and you call like the actual local police, not nine one one.

• 45:28Hannah Berner?

  Is that three one one?

• 45:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you like look up like a real number. Three one one is like.

• 45:34Hannah Berner?

  Who is that?

• 45:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought it was four one one and I, is that even a thing? Anyone? That used to be like information.

• 45:39Hannah Berner?

  What's the four one one?

• 45:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You could call four one one and be like, what's the number two?

• 45:43Hannah Berner?

  Like a concierge.

• 45:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Should we try it right now? Is that a thing still? I'm gonna try it right now. Four one one.

• 45:54Paige DeSorbo?

  But you used to be able to call 411 and be like, can I have the number to blah, blah, blah restaurant on this, this street and they would give it to you?

• 46:07Hannah Berner?

  Not to age us, but do you remember when there were telephone on the street?

• 46:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I thought you were gonna say telephone operators and I was like, no Hannah, I'm not a hundred and fucking five. Oh, like, uh, uh, what are they called? Payphone?

• 46:19Hannah Berner?

  A payphone. I remember it vividly.

• 46:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I never used one though. Like, I've never been inside of one to like, use it.

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  I feel like we just use it. You, oh, you would have loved it. It's the best for prank calling. It's literally made for prank calling.

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a new thing. I know we're like totally against ChatGPT, but there's this new thing going around on TikTok that people are asking chat, like, from everything you know about me, from talking to me, can you tell me what fictional character I'm most like? And I kinda wanna do it. But also, I appreciate the environment and I don't need to know the answer to that question, but also just know that I wanna know so bad.

• 47:01Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:30Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I've been loving the Ladder app. I can open it and my workout is already planned and I can do it anywhere. You have an expert coach and you know exactly what exercises you're doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in-ear coaching gives you cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like you have a personal trainer in your headphones. I've been using this for a while now and I also feel and see myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether I'm doing it all correctly. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last.

• 49:14Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:34Hannah Berner?

  Gigglers, the holidays are coming and Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter and I are making sure all my fellow cat parents are guest-ready. You guys know I'm obsessed with cats. I'm a cat missionary and make sure everyone in my life has a cat and I'm doing really well at it. I foster and I'm constantly trying to help cats find homes. And around the holidays, I basically want everyone I know to fall in love with a cat and take one home. But the holidays, you guys are hosting, you have your cat, and you have such a to-do list, you know? Hiding things in closets, pretending you're clean, pulling out the snacks. One thing I do not need to add to that list is worrying about cat smell. Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter keeps odors under control and forms compact clumps that make cleanup easy, so that part is already handled in the background.

• 50:17Hannah Berner?

  So then I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest-ready with Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon.

• 50:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:14Paige DeSorbo?

  So, cutting out coffee is just not an option for me when it comes to whitening my teeth. And a good smile is kind of like a great outfit. You don't always know why someone looks put together. You just know that they do. I love that Colgate Optic White Pro Series Toothpaste works on those everyday stains while still being enamel safe for daily use. It's proof that daily routine can be remarkable. That's the science of wow. Colgate Optic White.

• 51:40Hannah Berner?

  Someone wrote a really funny video and they were like, "Chat GPT to a deadbeat dad. You're really busy and that's why... You're trying your best, but you can only be in so many places at once. And that's why it's okay if you don't see them for a while."

• 51:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's why all the men are like so behind AI.

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 52:03Paige DeSorbo?

  So, anyway.

• 52:04Hannah Berner?

  Also, have you seen, like, it's enough us comparis- comparasizing us to like...

• 52:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Comparasizing?

• 52:15Hannah Berner?

  You just, we are such a married couple. You got so excited to correct me. You lit the fuck up. You were like...

• 52:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Compare size, what are you even, but usually I know when you're joking, what are you even trying to say? What was that? Oh, okay.

• 52:33Hannah Berner?

  But you know when you're comparing yourself, yeah, to like, women with Facetune, women with BBLs, women in general, just comparing each other? Now, we have to compare ourselves to AI girls.

• 52:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I tapped out.

• 52:47Hannah Berner?

  Cause there's this whole trend of AI girls at baseball games and it's like, look at this hot girl at a baseball game and it's like an AI gorgeous girl watching the Mets or something? And that's like trending.

• 52:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually tapped out when OnlyFans became a thing. I said, I actually no longer can compete and have the best time ever, but I can't compare myself to all these girls on the internet. You would go crazy.

• 53:11Hannah Berner?

  That's why you gotta just stay in your own lane, baby. You gotta stay in your own lane.

• 53:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, everything on the internet is fake.

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  I've talked to a lot of people, everyone's had.

• 53:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I've done some inventory this week too. No one's aligned.

• 53:26Hannah Berner?

  No one's aligned.

• 53:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No one feels aligned. I'm like, your aura is all out of whack.

• 53:31Hannah Berner?

  I've done some control groups, people are not happy.

• 53:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, everyone's on Ozempic, so...

• 53:38Hannah Berner?

  Also, I just got my period and my stomach hurts.

• 53:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I got mine on Sunday. I'm actually almost done. But I got mine early.

• 53:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, it's so annoying, but when I am healthier, I get my period early and like regular. It's annoying now.

• 53:56Hannah Berner?

  I'm so sorry.

• 53:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I ate a lot of vegetables, I felt like this month and my period was like, yeah, thanks.

• 54:03Hannah Berner?

  The gigglers wanna know, now that windbreaker gate has settled, did I ruin the windbreaker for you so that you can no longer actually wear it and I should just keep it?

• 54:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Have it?

• 54:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I know you love that windbreaker. You love it, why? Because it goes with like your hair color? Like it's so like your coloring.

• 54:26Hannah Berner?

  No, but I just wanna know, did I ruin it for you?

• 54:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I actually almost wore it out to dinner last Saturday night, but then I decided not to go. But in my head, my outfit, because it was raining, it was Memorial Day weekend, what was better than?

• 54:39Hannah Berner?

  A windbreaker.

• 54:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh my god, I'll wear a windbreaker out to dinner. But then I was like, you know what? I decided I'm not.

• 54:44Hannah Berner?

  I feel happy because I started to feel bad that I ruined it for you and I made it about me. And that's not the kind of friend I wanna be.

• 54:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, oh my god, you're so annoying. Because here's the thing about me. And you know this, I love an outfit. And I love an outfit that gets seen. So I've seen this, I've looked at this windbreaker eight thousand times on the internet. So the fact that she's having her own moment, she's gone viral, she's gone to so many events, she's seen so many different things. I'm like so excited for, I'm happy for her. Like that's why I love clothes. I'm like, let them see the world. You know, I have an emotional connection to her.

• 55:24Hannah Berner?

  Okay, good, good.

• 55:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you didn't ruin it for me.

• 55:28Hannah Berner?

  So we have kind of an exciting weekend.

• 55:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we have a very exciting weekend.

• 55:32Hannah Berner?

  We're presenting.

• 55:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we're presenting at Last Cultureist.

• 55:36Hannah Berner?

  Which you've been to before, I haven't.

• 55:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's so fun. Remember last year, I was like, I haven't had fun in years.

• 55:42Hannah Berner?

  You had so much fun.

• 55:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And I had so much fun.

• 55:44Hannah Berner?

  And you wore a hat that looked, was really good.

• 55:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I just feel like when something is hosted by the gays, I don't get stressed about my outfit because I'm like, they're fun and they're like, they're like, go for it and do whatever and it's fun and be yourself. So it's like so much less stressful.

• 56:03Hannah Berner?

  I think I'm gonna wear um, a schmata.

• 56:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know what that is.

• 56:07Hannah Berner?

  It's like a bandana. It's like, you know in Italy when they, you're in a convertible and you put a...

• 56:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 56:13Hannah Berner?

  But I don't know if my head shape can pull it off and I'm kind of nervous now.

• 56:18Paige DeSorbo?

  How are you trying to tie it? Are you trying to tie it like? Like around and back, like you're in a convertible in the 1950s? Or are you trying to do like?

• 56:27Hannah Berner?

  Cause it would hide my double chin and if I wear sunglasses, then it's like really cunt. But then I also could look like an egg. But then if I wear it like on my forehead, like normal bandana.

• 56:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like going to the pool.

• 56:41Hannah Berner?

  That could, that could be a little try hard. So I'm a little stressed.

• 56:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it all depends on your outfit.

• 56:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, we'll deal with it. You're stressed now. You're like.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  Do you like your outfit?

• 56:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I love my outfit.

• 56:57Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so you're good, actually. You're fine. You have, you have the capacity.

• 57:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm no anxiety.

• 57:01Hannah Berner?

  Okay, good. And we're presenting and I feel like, I read the teleprompter at AMAs, cause it was like, network TV.

• 57:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You're reading it also here.

• 57:12Hannah Berner?

  What if I forget to read? How to read?

• 57:13Paige DeSorbo?

  This is also network television. This is also gonna be on Peacock.

• 57:18Hannah Berner?

  Is that network? What's a Peacock?

• 57:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's NBC.

• 57:21Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'll be good. I'll be good.

• 57:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's interesting? Like, who said, like, oh, you know what the perfect thing for our news station is a Peacock? Who would put the word cock? Like, that is so crazy. Like, sometimes I don't even like saying Peacock, because I hate saying the word cock. So vile and disgusting and it's like, it's harsh.

• 57:47Hannah Berner?

  Someone was saying how like, white guys love saying cock.

• 57:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I hate the sound of it. Like, I think the word cunt is so much more palatable.

• 57:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh, 100%.

• 57:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Than, like I.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say it either. I actually don't think I can finish.

• 58:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, men say it like, it's, like, when they're having sex, like sexually, like.

• 58:07Hannah Berner?

  I think cause it makes it sound bigger than dick. And they need to overcompensate.

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Dick is like cock's little brother.

• 58:16Hannah Berner?

  Well, if you don't have confidence and you just say dick, it, it can, it could seem short. But if you say cock, it sounds longer. Cock sounds like you're sucking someone's dick. When you say. This took a turn. Someone was like, this was such a nice pod about television.

• 58:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I always think about that. I'm like, that's weird. Like, anytime there's like something sexual, that's like, there is like an undertone of sexual, something sexual, or like inappropriate. I don't like that. Where like, there shouldn't be.

• 58:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. It's like, either be direct and say what you're trying to say. Or also just men just can't be dirty. Girls are allowed to be dirty, men can't.

• 59:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I just don't want men naming things. You know, like, who came up with the word, like, oh, our brand is a peacock? Like, no, that's weird, I feel like. No shade, no hate, no shade to NBC.

• 59:14Hannah Berner?

  I know, someone, some giggler at NBC is like, okay, had a long week.

• 59:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Fired.

• 59:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's crazy that they got that, um, like, nothing else's name's Peacock? There's some peacock fucking walking around being like, okay, it's my name? Can't take it for your freaking... Also, everything's gonna be owned by everything eventually.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally. And this is why you can't ever get high. You're high. Like, that is such a high person's, like, tha- And one day, everything will be owned by everything.

• 1:00:01Hannah Berner?

  Paige calls me high as a kite, and I'm like, holy shit, we're on the same wavelength right now. And we talk for two hours.

• 1:00:11Hannah Berner?

  Like, right, okay, I'm gonna actually write, tell you something I wrote down, not high, because I'm scared of smoking. That like, if you were high right now, you would be able to vibe with me at. I wrote, "Dating is just auditioning, but you don't want to be too good of an actor."

• 1:00:28Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so high.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, I see where you're going. One time I wrote down...

• 1:00:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw this the other day, and I was like, you fucking idiot. I wrote down the craziest thing high. Hold on. If the pros outweigh the cons, you still have to deal with the cons.

• 1:00:58Hannah Berner?

  And you were like genius.

• 1:01:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, why do we even do pros and cons? Like, you still have to deal with those.

• 1:01:07Hannah Berner?

  That is...

• 1:01:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, oh my god, I'm like sweating. That was so funny.

• 1:01:11Hannah Berner?

  Also, um, Ro- Rowan is Brooke Shields' daughter, who's my friend, name drop. She's really...

• 1:01:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm obsessed with that name.

• 1:01:20Hannah Berner?

  She's gonna be on Bravo's, um, Next Gen. She did the funniest TikTok about trying to understand when they first try to explain how health insurance works to you. Like, have you been in your job? Like, your first job where they're like, "Okay, this is the health insurance." And then they say the word deductible? And no matter how many times you try to ask about what it means, no one knows what it means? And like, no one's ever said that word to me in my life. Like, how did I go 25 years without hearing the word deductible? And then it's just, you like, get scared and then you start checking off boxes you shouldn't check.

• 1:01:55Paige DeSorbo?

  How did we get here?

• 1:01:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what the hell?

• 1:02:02Paige DeSorbo?

  What the hell does Rowan on Next Gen NYC have to do with health insurance?

• 1:02:07Hannah Berner?

  She, she did a video about it, so it's gonna be her credit.

• 1:02:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh!

• 1:02:10Hannah Berner?

  And it made me laugh.

• 1:02:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh. I'm like, wait, you are high.

• 1:02:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, everyone needs health insurance.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, my mom has tried to explain it to me since I turned 26 and I'm like, I...

• 1:02:21Hannah Berner?

  That was so scary when you turned 26.

• 1:02:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, also, what a random age.

• 1:02:25Hannah Berner?

  Also, deductible literally just made up to confuse people so that we would pay insurance companies and not know why.

• 1:02:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you remember, like, being in your early twenties and saying, "What if I just didn't have health insurance?" And everyone's like... You must!

• 1:02:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And you're like, "Okay, but I don't know what it is."

• 1:02:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and they were like, "Eye doctor," and I'm like, "My eyes are good," and they're like, "Then why would I pay that?"

• 1:02:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm always at urgent care. So like, I am like, the number one candidate of like, I know, I actually need health insurance because if I feel like something's wrong, I'm calling some type of professional and making an appointment.

• 1:03:00Hannah Berner?

  See, I'm like a man. Like, I'll be like...

• 1:03:02Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like an old Italian woman.

• 1:03:04Hannah Berner?

  I'm literally, like, I have a little thing on my back and does is like, "That's cancer," and I'm like, "Only time will tell."

• 1:03:11Paige DeSorbo?

  That's no. No.

• 1:03:15Hannah Berner?

  Like, I don't know how I came out of my anxious Italian mom's vagina. So chill about my healthcare.

• 1:03:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You're type A and type B. You're like a combination.

• 1:03:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz I'm a Virgo moon.

• 1:03:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And stuff like that, you're very type B.

• 1:03:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, I actually probably have had moments where I'm like, I should go to urgent care, but I don't wanna talk to the person at the front. Like, I don't know what, they might ask me for something that I don't have, and I don't know if I could deal with that.

• 1:03:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Before I like knew, really knew urgent care was like a thing, I would just like go to the ER, and my mom would be like, "Stop."

• 1:03:49Paige DeSorbo?

  "Going to the ER." I'd be like, "Something's wrong." There was actually, in fact, something wrong. I had a cyst on my ovary that no one could figure out, so like, I would drop to the ground, like, walking down the streets of New York City. And I'd be like, "No, I'm going to the emergency room. Why am I falling to the ground?"

• 1:04:06Hannah Berner?

  That's so iconic, though. They're like, "Maybe you shouldn't be wearing 10-inch heels," but...

• 1:04:14Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god. Um, anyhow, is there anything else that we forgot to cover? There's a Martin Short documentary I think everyone should watch on Netflix.

• 1:04:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I saw the advertisement on Netflix.

• 1:04:26Hannah Berner?

  He's so freaking adorable. He's so adorable. A short man that I actually like. Actually, the only short man that I like.

• 1:04:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Good for him.

• 1:04:35Hannah Berner?

  He's actually a short king.

• 1:04:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, I did watch the first 10 minutes. I just remembered and I fell asleep. Stanley Tucci's, um, second season of his, like, travel cooking show is out, and it's... Let me tell you something. That man, yeah, that man's aura, like, okay, he's a perfect example of a man that I'm like... Or maybe it's just cuz he's European. Like, I don't wanna say that he's gay. Like, but he, there's like certain feminine things, but I'm like, "No, I think it's hot."

• 1:05:10Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Do you think anyone calls him Stan?

• 1:05:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, well, that's his name.

• 1:05:15Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. I feel like he's one of the guys that's like, "It's Stanley."

• 1:05:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 1:05:20Hannah Berner?

  Stanley. It's Stanley.

• 1:05:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever met like a, like, like you meet like a Chris and he's like, it's Christopher? And you're like, okay, you fucking loser.

• 1:05:29Hannah Berner?

  No one has time for three fucking syllables.

• 1:05:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like a my, like if someone was like, it's Michael, I'm like, how about you shut the fuck up?

• 1:05:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, you know, my brother's been Daniel because my dad was Dan or Danny.

• 1:05:40Paige DeSorbo?

  That's different. There's another person with the same name.

• 1:05:43Hannah Berner?

  But you know what's really cute? He went to like work for the first time and I met one of his coworkers and they were like, "Oh, you're Dan's sister?" And I said, "Who?" So he went to work and he had people call him Dan.

• 1:05:54Paige DeSorbo?

  He like rebranded.

• 1:05:55Hannah Berner?

  No, he like rebranded without telling us. And I was like, "You mean Daniel?" And they're like, "Dan." And I'm like, "Oh, you think you're a grown up?"

• 1:06:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, that's cute.

• 1:06:02Hannah Berner?

  No, I know. And he didn't even tell us. Anyway, my name's Han from now on.

• 1:06:07Paige DeSorbo?

  All right. Well, this was an amazing episode. I'm not gonna be as fired up next time.

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  You were freaking jacked up. Hell, yeah. And then we're so happy with the feedback from our live show episode of Mindy and Kate and Brenda.

• 1:06:23Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so fun. I'm obsessed with Mindy Kaling, like on another level.

• 1:06:27Hannah Berner?

  I mean, both she, you guys are literally the same person. It was freaking me out.

• 1:06:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:31Hannah Berner?

  Um, okay, I gotta go text Kate Hudson, but I love you so much. And Gigglers, thank you for giggling with us. We love you. Bye.

• 1:06:45Hannah Berner?

  Hey, it's Hannah and Paige. Thank you so much for tuning into Giggly Squad every week.

• 1:06:50Paige DeSorbo?

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