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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a big believer that sometimes a new workout outfit is all the motivation you need. And luckily, Abercrombie just teamed up with Berry's to bring a Y P B collection made for the red room. I'm talking about Y P B's Sculpt Luxe leggings, shorts, double-layered bras, and the new 6 a.m. jacket. Basically, everything you need to go from looking like you're just trying to survive a workout class to looking like you're achieving your personal best. Shop Y P B by Abercrombie in the app, online, and in stores, and bring your personal best to the red room.

• 0:32Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 0:40Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 0:49Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:05Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like, I love everyone, but like...

• 1:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:22Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 1:48Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 1:54Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:06Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:21Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:22Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:28Paige DeSorbo?

  This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Affogato. Lately, I've been realizing that luxury doesn't have to mean some huge splurge. Sometimes it's just taking a few minutes to yourself during a busy day. I have one of these moments, oh, I don't know, every day around 2 o'clock. Whether that's making a pick-me-up coffee, or maybe I just need to scroll for a little bit on the couch. That's why I'm actually so excited about the new Hershey's Salted Caramel and Affogato Creme Bars available now. I absolutely love a treat-yourself moment in the middle of the day, and this is a classic Hershey's Milk Chocolate layered with a Salted Caramel or Affogato Creme filling.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  So, it feels a little elevated while still being your favorite Hershey's chocolate. Pick up the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel or Affogato wherever you shop for snacks and choose happiness with every bite.

• 3:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

• 3:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:37Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my gondola Gigglers.

• 3:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello.

• 3:41Hannah Berner?

  Someone DM'd me that, that wasn't from...

• 3:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Your own brain.

• 3:44Hannah Berner?

  That wasn't from my own creative brain.

• 3:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, we're a little late today.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  What's our excuse?

• 3:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I was just trying to think of it.

• 3:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's time change, and because I went out to eat last night, like, on a double date.

• 3:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah went out to dinner, and then you played paddle this morning.

• 4:02Hannah Berner?

  And then this morning, I'd paddle, because I'm a retired old man.

• 4:07Paige DeSorbo?

  So, that was really important.

• 4:08Hannah Berner?

  I'm so sweaty. Okay, my paddle, we planned this two weeks in advance, it was 10 a.m. on Friday.

• 4:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, your mouth looks good today.

• 4:18Hannah Berner?

  I...

• 4:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow!

• 4:21Hannah Berner?

  It's better, but it's...

• 4:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It's getting so much better.

• 4:24Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I know it's not good, because I'm still getting, like, people be laughing with me, and then they give me that, like, a little longer extended look, like, okay, that was a little weird.

• 4:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you can't laugh, you can just smile.

• 4:34Hannah Berner?

  But all I want to do is laugh, you know, it's my passion on this planet. Um, I am obsessed with my TikTok algorithm, because I opened it up this morning, and the first thing was this girl being like, woke up feeling like Paige is Sorbo, and then in parentheses, it said, "I V U T I."

• 4:55Hannah Berner?

  And it was Natalie, I think her name was Natalie Benson, I want to give credit where credit to do, was it?

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait!

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  Yes, iconic.

• 5:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I know Natalie Benson. I was like, oh, I was like, wait, that's my friend, but it's not my friend, but I know her on TikTok.

• 5:09Hannah Berner?

  I love that I don't have a, I don't know the weed girl that never came up for me.

• 5:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, she's pregnant right now.

• 5:15Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of weed, doesn't I just call the Uber? Normally, I call the Uber, but when he calls the Uber, it's like chaos, and I don't know why, I'm like, where is it?

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Interesting.

• 5:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, I know where it is, he's, it's chaos.

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  That's funny, because I would, I never let you call the Uber.

• 5:31Hannah Berner?

  Well, yeah, because I've, I lost trust from you, because I was getting us Camrys.

• 5:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, I wish you were getting us Camrys. You were getting us clown cars. Literal two-seaters. I was like, hello, I have a long leg!

• 5:46Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I know, I have my nubby legs, they fit in anything. I'm good with Ubers, because I never drive, so like, it's my only thing I know. And I was rushing, and I was like, is that our car? And he just was like, yes. So, both me and him open up this car. This man is sitting there smoking weed in his car. He jumps up like we're the police. And he's like, whoa, whoa! And we're like, sorry, wrong car, shut the door.

• 6:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I thought it was gonna be the driver.

• 6:19Hannah Berner?

  No, I fully was about to do a citizen's arrest, and I said, "Just don't smoke cigarettes, cigarettes are bad for you."

• 6:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Weed is legal.

• 6:28Hannah Berner?

  Imagine you're just smoking weed in your car on a morning.

• 6:31Paige DeSorbo?

  That sounds amazing.

• 6:31Hannah Berner?

  Starting your day off, 10 a.m. on a Friday, starting the weekend early, and two random fuckers jolt in your car and go, "Is this, is this for Hannah?"

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, the paranoia.

• 6:43Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God, he's probably still shaking. I scared myself.

• 6:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, okay, so you had an eventful morning, you're like...

• 6:51Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I'm done for the day, though. When I have an eventful morning, like, after this, I'm showering, I'm putting on my Hannity, I'm taking a meeting or two, and then I'm, Butter and I are passing out.

• 7:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I never do this. First of all, I talked yesterday for like, six hours straight about myself to all different people, so like, I'm...

• 7:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God.

• 7:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't hear myself talk anymore. Like, I can't hear another single thing be about me, and I never do this, but I was in L.A., and I've never been to Newport. And so, I was like, I'm gonna take the weekend and like, go on a little trip.

• 7:29Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're so cute.

• 7:31Paige DeSorbo?

  So sweet.

• 7:32Hannah Berner?

  You never take a weekend.

• 7:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I never take a weekend. Usually, I'm like, no, I need to get back, because I have more work stuff to do.

• 7:38Hannah Berner?

  And you have a 17-step wellness routine.

• 7:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a Daphne photo shoot on Monday that's like, so important to my soul, and I'm nervous, because New York is getting a...

• 7:51Hannah Berner?

  Norristown.

• 7:52Paige DeSorbo?

  With rain. I thought that was only snow.

• 7:55Hannah Berner?

  They're saying it could be like Hurricane Sandy-esque.

• 7:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, my red eye on Saturday night?

• 8:01Hannah Berner?

  No, that makes me worried for you, not to be a mom.

• 8:04Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was gonna make buffalo chicken dip this weekend in my crock pot.

• 8:08Hannah Berner?

  You guys, Paige is a full crock pot chef. I'm getting like, photos throughout the day.

• 8:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 8:13Hannah Berner?

  I mean, you did savory, sweet, you did protein, you did gluten-free.

• 8:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Guys, on last Sunday, I, did I talk about this? Did I not talk about my pot roast?

• 8:24Hannah Berner?

  I don't, no, I don't think you did.

• 8:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, it's been my whole personality. I've been sending my recipe out to everyone. I was like, I made it up. I made a pot roast in my new crock pot, I made a banana bread, and then...

• 8:39Hannah Berner?

  In the crock pot?

• 8:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 8:41Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 8:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And then I got Red Lobster sells frozen cheddar biscuits, I got those, and I made those.

• 8:49Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me, um, in my soul...

• 8:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, and I made mashed potatoes.

• 8:54Hannah Berner?

  I knew those were Red Lobster white cheddar biscuits, like, very Hannah-coded of you.

• 8:59Paige DeSorbo?

  They were so, if you don't like a Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuit, get the fuck out of my face.

• 9:05Hannah Berner?

  Why is it cheddar bay?

• 9:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Who cares? I love it, it just sounds so good, cheddar bay biscuit.

• 9:10Hannah Berner?

  Cheddar bay biscuit, also, um, but like, when they bring it to the table, I'm like, well, this is my dinner. I'm not eating the fake lobster.

• 9:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know what? I think it's eight in a package, and I was like, oh, do I, I really, am I gonna make all eight? And then I thought, mm, just make them, I ate them all.

• 9:26Hannah Berner?

  Also, who sat down and was like, you know what lobster needs to be? Fast food, mass-produced, let's do that. And then someone's like, it's gonna taste like shit, and they go, but let's just do like, cheddar bay biscuits in the beginning, and everyone will forget.

• 9:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm 10 toes down for Red Lobster.

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  I only went once.

• 9:44Paige DeSorbo?

  In your whole life?

• 9:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, when I was like, really young, like, three, four, five years old, I feel like my mom was like, doing things, and so, I would be with my grandma, and I assumed she was like, going to lunch with her friends, now that I think about it, and like, taking me, and they would go to Red Lobster. So, I was like, a 75-year-old woman at five, and so, like, for my birthday, I'd be like, I want to go to Red Lobster.

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  I feel like Red Lobster, it's a little redundant, it's like, what other color would lobster be?

• 10:19Hannah Berner?

  Like, it would be funnier if it was like, Blue Lobster, and it was like, a cute Blue Lobster.

• 10:22Paige DeSorbo?

  So true.

• 10:24Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I don't, what's on the menu? Like, do they have, like, other fish?

• 10:28Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so New York City of you.

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  No, I know. I'm being so pretentious.

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because it's true, though, but because New York doesn't have these, like, big-

• 10:39Hannah Berner?

  No, like, when everyone talks about Cheesecake Factory, I'm like, we don't have a Cheesecake Factory in Brooklyn. You guys, when, like, Starbucks opened in Park Slope for the first time, there was a riot, because everyone was like, "Keep small businesses alive! Fuck you, Starbucks!" And there was literally, like, people were protesting outside the Starbucks. Like, that was where I grew up. So no, we didn't have a Red Lobster.

• 11:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you been to Cheesecake Factory, though, in, like-

• 11:05Hannah Berner?

  I've never been to Cheesecake Factory in my life. I just know they have, like, a huge menu or something.

• 11:09Paige DeSorbo?

  The premiere episode of Hannah and Paige Try New Things, this would be my dream. I make Hannah get so high.

• 11:17Hannah Berner?

  I'm not making it to Red Lobster if I get high. Imagine me high at a Red Lobster. I would, oh my god, I'd freak the fuck out. I'd be like, "Is this real lobster? What is this? What is this?"

• 11:29Paige DeSorbo?

  That is the question you have to ask in 2026.

• 11:31Hannah Berner?

  What is it?

• 11:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, is this real?

• 11:33Hannah Berner?

  There's no way it's all lobster.

• 11:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I think they have, like, popcorn shrimp, and they have, like, other different fish. I think you can get, like, chicken fingers and fries. Like, it's just, it's really more a vibe.

• 11:46Hannah Berner?

  It's funny, people talk shit about McDonald's, but no one talks shit about the quality of Red Lobster. Do you think it's because they just, like, they don't promote as hard, that they're like, they don't say, "We're real lobster." They're just like, "It's red."

• 11:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Red Lobster had, like, a big thing, and then they went through bankruptcy. No, Red Lobster's been through it, okay?

• 12:04Hannah Berner?

  Put some respect on Red Lobster's name. They've survived a lot.

• 12:08Paige DeSorbo?

  They've gone out of business, they've come back, like-

• 12:11Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, one thing about me, I love a crab cake.

• 12:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And they have a crab cake.

• 12:16Hannah Berner?

  Because you don't even need to put crab in it, just put me some breadcrumbs.

• 12:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, on the flight here, um, I could smell crab cake.

• 12:24Hannah Berner?

  Someone brought crab cake on the plane?

• 12:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think they were serving a crab cake, because I could smell it.

• 12:30Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember when you were little, and someone, for the first time, like, you get sushi, and someone's like, "You know, that's fake crab," and you're like, "What's a fake crab?" It was like-

• 12:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's a universal experience.

• 12:41Hannah Berner?

  Why would you call it crab if it's fake? Then just call it something else. What is that? If it's not crab, what is it?

• 12:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I still don't know, is it crab or not. I get spicy tuna. What do you get?

• 12:51Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, oh my god, we never talk about this. I thought I was, like, not like other girls, because I went through a spicy scallop phase. I literally, everyone was like, "California roll, California roll," and I was like, "Oh, that's crazy," because I'm doing spicy scallop. You don't even, you don't even know where I'm coming from.

• 13:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, a California roll, that's where the fake crab is.

• 13:13Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it means, no, I'm not even gonna say what it is.

• 13:17Hannah Berner?

  Like, they made it in a lab? It's like a lab diamond for crabs?

• 13:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I just always thought the crab was cooked, and then they put it in the sushi, and that's why they were like, "It's not real sushi," because it's not-

• 13:30Hannah Berner?

  Raw? I think it's crab, like, a chemist made it. And they were like, "This smells like crab, it tastes like crab, let's call it crab."

• 13:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's move on to something we're, we're more, uh, educated on.

• 13:43Hannah Berner?

  What are we educated on?

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Lily Reinhardt's press tour outfits?

• 13:47Hannah Berner?

  Yes, we are actually educated.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I need to talk about it.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  That is where a stylist can take someone to the next level. I'm locked in on Lily Reinhardt right now.

• 13:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm locked in on her. She's promoting a movie, I think, like, a rom-com. I haven't watched it, but the only thing, though, that is making me watch it, other than the fact that I enjoy Lily Reinhardt as an actress, is seeing her press tour outfits. She has taken every major rom-com and the star of that rom-com, and she's worn an iconic outfit from said movie. So, like, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days did the yellow dress. Miss Congeniality did, like, the makeover scene, the purple air vêlegère. My Date with the President's Daughter, Miu Miu made her a custom, like, velvet, pink dress. It's just, it's amazing. Whoever thought of that idea should get a raise.

• 14:42Hannah Berner?

  And she looks happy, she looks like she's having fun, and press tours are hard. You know, you did it for one day yesterday.

• 14:50Paige DeSorbo?

  What was yesterday?

• 14:52Hannah Berner?

  Talking about yourself, you said?

• 14:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was in, like, real meetings with real humans, in, like, business meetings.

• 14:58Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I thought you were doing interviews.

• 15:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I wasn't just, like, glam and taking pictures all day. I actually had no glam. I did, I actually went to meetings, no makeup.

• 15:09Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you were serious?

• 15:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I was being serious. Not that wearing makeup isn't serious, I was actually more just really tired.

• 15:16Hannah Berner?

  No, but it means, like, you're literally just there for the substance of the meeting.

• 15:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, you know what I look like. Like, I can't. I was also so tired.

• 15:26Hannah Berner?

  My mom always tells me to put a lip on.

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Hannah Berner?

  Which is so mom-coded.

• 15:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I mean, I had a lip on, and I had mascara on, and I had-

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  Your definition of no makeup and my, like-

• 15:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I covered my blemishes, I did a little-

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  There was concealer, there was skincare, skin prep.

• 15:41Paige DeSorbo?

  There was skin prep. What am I saying? I went full glam.

• 15:44Hannah Berner?

  You go, "There was Dyson hair wrap."

• 15:49Hannah Berner?

  Your no makeup was that you didn't have someone else do your glam.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  You did full glam.

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  No, I've walked into meetings no glam, that's very different.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, I'm so sorry. That is just how my brain works.

• 16:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, someone said, "The meanest thing you could say to someone, if you want to just be a bitch, is in the middle of while they're talking, just go, 'Were you crying earlier?'"

• 16:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I'd actually start crying. I would literally start crying.

• 16:21Hannah Berner?

  That would make, if someone said that to me, though, that would make me laugh so hard. I'd be like, "No, but emotionally, I was. I'm glad that it's showing." My insides are showing on my outsides, and I'm crying that I'm stuck in this conversation with you.

• 16:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You know how Gen Z will, like, say, say something, and then they'll put, like, parentheses, like, derogatory, or, like, complimentary?

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  I do like when they do that.

• 16:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I do like when they do that. That's something where, like, if someone said that to me, I would just say, like, "Yeah, parentheses, internal." Like, internally, I was, but, like, exterior, no.

• 16:56Hannah Berner?

  I love saying parentheses out loud in a sentence. How could you do this to me, question mark? Okay, even though I played college tennis, when I go to the gym nowadays, I just wander around, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm scrolling apps, I don't have a plan, there's definitely no progress, but then I found the Ladder app, and it completely changed how I work out. It's an expert in strength training, not just a random content library. It's a real progressive program designed by certified coaches. You get a new plan every week that builds on the last. It's important that your workouts are connected, and it feels like having a coach right there with you. I personally need the reminders and motivation and cues. And it works on any strength training style you prefer,

• 17:41Hannah Berner?

  like Pilates, bodybuilding, dumbbell, hybrid strength, glute focus programs, and your progress is tracked automatically. It remembers your weights, reps, and sets. It's amazing, and it costs less than a dollar a day. That's elite-level personal training for a fraction of what you'd pay in person. I love it because it's affordable and designed by certified coaches. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. If you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/gigglesquad and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan. Use my link and get a free 70-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join.

• 18:23Hannah Berner?

  Gigglers, the holidays are coming, and Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter and I are making sure all my fellow cat parents are guest-ready. You guys know I'm obsessed with cats, I'm a cat missionary, and make sure everyone in my life has a cat, and I'm doing really well at it. I foster, and I'm constantly trying to help cats find homes, and around the holidays, I basically want everyone I know to fall in love with a cat and take one home. But the holidays, you guys are hosting, you have your cat, and you have such a to-do list, you know? Hiding things in closets, pretending you're clean, pulling out the snacks. One thing I do not need to add to that list is worrying about cat smell. Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter keeps odors under control and forms compact clumps that make cleanup easy,

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  so that part is already handled in the background. So then, I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest-ready with Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon. One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you. But when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 19:32Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, "Hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat?" Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 19:56Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 20:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Stars and Honey protein bars are now available at starsandhoney.com or Target stores nationwide. Order online or grab a box on your next Target run. I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises, I remember, maybe a pull-up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in-ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love

• 20:52Paige DeSorbo?

  using this whenever I'm in hotels. I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect

• 21:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Ladder plan. Use my link and get a free seven-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join. If your anxiety, depression, or ADHD are more often than just a rough patch, you might need more than just talk therapy or self-help tools. Talkiatory connects you with real psychiatric care, so you can actually understand what's going on and get a treatment plan that works for you. Talkiatory is a 100% online psychiatric practice that provides comprehensive evaluations, diagnoses, and ongoing medication management for conditions like ADHD, anxiety, depression, and more. Unlike therapy online platforms, Talkiatory is psychiatry. You're seeing a medical provider who can diagnose mental health conditions

• 22:18Paige DeSorbo?

  and prescribe medication when appropriate. You can meet with a licensed psychiatrist who takes the time to understand what's going on, builds a personalized treatment plan, and supports you over time with consistent, evidence-based care. And because you continue with the same provider, you're not starting over each visit. Your treatment can evolve with you, so you're actually making progress over time. And with more than 300,000 patients that have already found high-quality psychiatric care through Talkiatory, head to talkiatory.com/giggly to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in-network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com/giggly to get matched in minutes. Talkiatory.com/giggly.

• 23:03Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so tell us everything about this event you did.

• 23:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, the Variety event that I went to was just, it was very surreal, because the way they started it was just having Jennifer Hudson come out and sing a dolly part in songs that she wrote for Whitney Houston. And you're just like, is this real life?

• 23:20Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 23:21Paige DeSorbo?

  When you witness someone's talent like that in person, of course, everyone knows Jennifer Hudson has like the most insane voice ever. Like, we've watched her forever. I also didn't know she was the youngest woman to be, to be an EGOT winner. But whatever, hearing it in person is just so...

• 23:43Hannah Berner?

  Well, you're, because you're stuck on this podcast with me where I break into song, and so it's, it was probably jolting for you.

• 23:51Paige DeSorbo?

  My frame of reference really, it took me, I had an out-of-body experience.

• 23:57Hannah Berner?

  "I'm the man." That's Idella.

• 23:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And, and then, just the most iconic women got up and gave such great speeches. Sharon Stone got up and gave a speech and she said...

• 24:09Hannah Berner?

  I love Sharon Stone.

• 24:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm paraphrasing a little, but she basically said that there's no such thing as fucking your way to the top. You can only fuck your way to the middle and then you have to claw your way to the top. It was just like, it was just like inspirational.

• 24:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, I feel like women aren't doing that anymore. Like, women are like, I'd rather die than touch your dick.

• 24:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Rather die. And then, as a Gilmore Girl lover, I watched Lorelai Gilmore give an award to Suki St. James. And, and I actually texted my mom while it was happening and I was like, Lorelai Gilmore just presented an award to Suki St. James and I wish you were here.

• 24:44Hannah Berner?

  It sounds like an event for the girls' girls.

• 24:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It was all gels.

• 24:49Hannah Berner?

  Girls' girls.

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And I loved it.

• 24:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, everyone wants to know, you did a speech alone with a teleprompter. How were you feeling beforehand? Because I was like nervous for you.

• 24:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, first of all, so I had to send my speech into them like two weeks prior. Send my speech in, they're like, it's gonna be on a teleprompter. I'm like, okay, great. I get into the room, they're like, do you want to run it on the teleprompter like prior, like right when I got there? I was like, no, I can like, I've read it, I know what I'm saying. Like, I can do the teleprompter. I go into the room that the event's in, I go, where's the teleprompter? And they go, oh, you see those two like glass things up on the stage? That's the teleprompter. I go, that's not a teleprompter. Like...

• 25:33Hannah Berner?

  That's like what politicians use.

• 25:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I don't know what the fuck that thing is, but what are you talking about? It was a clear piece of glass on a black stand. I'm like, I literally don't understand what you're saying. Then some people got up and they were looking down at the podium. Like, some people brought their own cards. And I was like, oh my god, everyone knew the teleprompter was fucked and they brought their own thing.

• 25:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, you're dealing with like Oscar winners and like they're performed for a living.

• 26:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm dealing with like A-list celebrities here and they like threw me in and I am very thankful, but I was like, I can't make, Queen Latifah was at the table next to me.

• 26:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Oh my god, I was cute.

• 26:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm not getting up in front of Queen Latifah and her thinking I can't read good, okay?

• 26:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I popped my beta blocker an hour ago, it's wearing off!

• 26:26Hannah Berner?

  The good news is, anyone who's a giggler there knew you can't read good, but continue.

• 26:30Paige DeSorbo?

  So Molly Sims, my sweet, sweet, sweet angel, she gets up and she presents me with my award. And as I'm going to the podium, my dress rips.

• 26:43Hannah Berner?

  No, your vintage Prada?

• 26:45Paige DeSorbo?

  It wasn't vintage, it was 2025, but...

• 26:47Hannah Berner?

  Don't stop, you're switche of Prada, that doesn't mean honey.

• 26:51Paige DeSorbo?

  As I'm going up the stairs, my dress rips all the way in the back. I'm like, can anyone see this? Okay?

• 26:59Hannah Berner?

  How'd you rip it when you like sat down?

• 27:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was like going upstairs. I think my big fat ass, like...

• 27:05Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Jennifer Lawrence.

• 27:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't pull it up as I was like going up the stairs.

• 27:10Hannah Berner?

  It wasn't even tight fitting. What do you, how did you do that?

• 27:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I don't know.

• 27:15Hannah Berner?

  Someone's been squatting.

• 27:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone's been getting her steps. So, so in the three seconds that I have to hug Molly Sims and, and also think about this teleprompter, my dress rips. I get to the teleprompter, my first thing out of my mouth is, this is the most high-tech teleprompter I've ever seen.

• 27:33Hannah Berner?

  You said that?

• 27:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That's how it started.

• 27:35Hannah Berner?

  Okay, good. No, it's good. Just say how you feel.

• 27:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to say how I feel. And that's what I learned from having a panic attack amidst a Giggly Squad show. I just said, I'm having a panic attack. And I felt like it was going away a little. So I just got up there and I said, this is an insane teleprompter, and now I will proceed.

• 27:54Hannah Berner?

  Did you get a giggle?

• 27:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 27:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you were blacked out.

• 28:01Hannah Berner?

  You were floating at that point. Floating above yourself.

• 28:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, because I don't know what happened when you get up there, the accoust- I felt like I was, I felt like Celine Dion and I was performing.

• 28:12Hannah Berner?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 28:14Paige DeSorbo?

  As I talked, it was a delay, so I couldn't hear what I was saying.

• 28:21Hannah Berner?

  How big was this room?

• 28:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, it was at the Beverly Hills Hotel, like, not that big. I was like, what's happening up here?

• 28:27Hannah Berner?

  You've played places with 3,000, 6,000 people.

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. So I'm hearing, you're hearing what you've already said?

• 28:34Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no. That's like when you're on the phone with someone and you're like, I have to leave because I can hear myself. Bye.

• 28:39Paige DeSorbo?

  So I was going so slow. Once you get up there and you look at the screen, it does look like a normal teleprompter, but it was like-

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  You're like, it actually was quite a good teleprompter. I take back all the bad things I said about it.

• 28:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone should implement these teleprompters.

• 28:53Hannah Berner?

  But what is the technology that like, you could do a teleprompter that looks clear, but the front end has words, but we still can't figure out endometriosis?

• 29:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And now we've said it.

• 29:02Hannah Berner?

  And now we've said it.

• 29:04Paige DeSorbo?

  So anyway, so then I did, I give my speech. I walked back down and Molly was like, I could, I didn't have time to tell you that the sound is weird and the teleprompter is weird.

• 29:16Hannah Berner?

  And Molly's like a mom. She's like, I'm so, that was my bad.

• 29:19Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, that's my bad and I'm so sorry. Um, it was just such a fun, it was just such a lovely night and I felt so honored and it was, I was there for the Purple Leash Project, which is, if you're in a domestic abuse situation and you are choosing between leaving your pet and not going, the Purple Leash Project makes it so that you can bring your pet with you, because there's a lot of places that you go, that you can go, but you can't bring your pet. And so, it's like such a great charity and I was so proud to be representing them and my dress.

• 29:58Paige DeSorbo?

  It's my favorite dress I've ever worn, I've ever put on my body. I actually got it last year for something and then I decided I didn't want to go, so I just like had the dress.

• 30:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so you had it waiting for the right moment. It spoke to you?

• 30:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's my new thing now. I used to be someone that's like, I would shop for specific events and now I'm like, no, I deserve a little whimsy in my life. If I see something and I like it, I know I'll find somewhere to wear it.

• 30:27Hannah Berner?

  I want it, I got it, I like it, I love it.

• 30:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I just like, I want it. When you see something that's so you?

• 30:35Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  How do you walk away from it? I saw that dress and I was like, no, that is so me.

• 30:40Hannah Berner?

  It is smart though, like, instead of panicking whenever you have like a wedding or something coming up and be like, I have to buy something, like, when you see something you like, no, you will have, it's almost a manifestation, like, you see that gorgeous dress-

• 30:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Honey, it's a manifestation.

• 30:51Hannah Berner?

  I will have something really important that I'm gonna need a look my best for and I will wear that. I realize when I shop, I don't shop for like the person I am. I shop for a made up person.

• 31:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you do.

• 31:05Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, like it's not for my body type, it's not for any event I would go to, it doesn't match anything I own. Like, I'm insane. I return everything.

• 31:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You want to know what's crazy is every other situation in your life, you never second guess yourself. Honestly, I've been on Zooms before where I'm like, maybe she might take that back, actually. If we give her a minute, she might actually take that back. In your fashion choices, all you do is second guess yourself and I don't know why, because you have the, some of the best personal style I've seen. No, you do. Like, you will take a risk, you will, like, I see something on another girl and I'm like, I like that, I want to get it. You make it up in your head.

• 31:49Hannah Berner?

  Oh, thank you. I do, you know what it is though, I think with like, especially online shopping, I'm bad with it, because once it's on my body, I can make a decision, but just from looking, I don't know.

• 32:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yeah, some things have like no hanger appeal and some things look way better on the hanger. One thing we didn't talk about that I'm shocked. Did you see that guy that pretended to be an NFL player and he was like scamming all the, those women?

• 32:15Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I saw that and I was like, I can't right now. What, what is it about?

• 32:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, it's ju, first of all, great name. Sounds like such a quarterback of like whatever team. I think he was pretending to be on the 49ers. His name is Dejounte Love.

• 32:32Hannah Berner?

  Great football name.

• 32:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Phenomenal.

• 32:35Hannah Berner?

  Put him in the Hall of Fame.

• 32:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly phenomenal football name.

• 32:39Hannah Berner?

  Put him on my fantasy team now.

• 32:41Paige DeSorbo?

  All these like different stories are coming out that not only did he like scam all of these women, but he like scammed other people like out of money. I think it was like, it was up to like a million dollars that he scammed like all these people out of. What I'm not understanding is that, Google is for free. For free, honey. I've Googled so many men before. I've gotten places on Google that I don't, I have no business even knowing about this person, like distant relative.

• 33:16Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 33:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Football's on every Sunday, you can't escape it.

• 33:19Hannah Berner?

  How did he get people to give him money?

• 33:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 33:24Hannah Berner?

  I have been going to sleep at night to the podcast, is it Scamfluencers? I'm kind of obsessed with scammers. It like, and they have like calm voices, so like it puts me to sleep. I think there's different podcasts, like some podcasts really help you fall asleep, because it's like informative. Like ours, I don't think is one of those. Like, you're going to sleep and you're like, why are they, what?

• 33:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I think ours induces something. It's certainly not, it's certainly not calm and sleep, that's for sure.

• 33:52Hannah Berner?

  But they're like two calm girls being like, so then she did, you know, she lied to everyone that she was a princess and everyone believed her. And that kind of stuff, I just think it's creative. I think it's creative and fun. Um, but I, when I was at Wisconsin, I had a guy friend who was like really big, but he wasn't on the football team, but he would go to the front of the line to get into the KK, because the KK lets all the athletes in, so he would, and someone was like, he's not on the football team. And he's like, I'm 6'6", I am on the football team. And like, they weren't gonna Google, and he just would walk with the guys. Like, there were all these cons with like, trying to get what the athletes got.

• 34:30Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a man in STEM, I feel like.

• 34:32Hannah Berner?

  And that is an entrepreneur.

• 34:33Paige DeSorbo?

  That's an entrepreneur. Hold on, I'm gonna do something so Hannah-coded right now, but I want to talk-

• 34:38Hannah Berner?

  You need to blow your nose?

• 34:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I want to, that was so random, because I actually don't think I've ever seen you blow your nose.

• 34:46Hannah Berner?

  I thought you pulled a tissue.

• 34:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you know what? I've never seen you like really sick.

• 34:51Hannah Berner?

  Okay, don't put that in the ether.

• 34:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm just saying, like, when's the last time you had the flu? Like, I don't think I've ever, I don't think you've ever texted me and been like, I'm really sick.

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  I do have emergency every day.

• 35:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you have a crazy immune system, we don't talk about it.

• 35:04Hannah Berner?

  I do get, I'm like exhausted and I deal with anxiety and depression, AC, and ADHD and OCD undiagnosed.

• 35:10Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, when's the last time you had a yeast infection?

• 35:13Hannah Berner?

  Oh no, honey, my vag is pH balanced.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You never have an ailment, other than like muscle related or like-

• 35:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, by the way, I played paddle this morning, fully bleeding.

• 35:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, other than like that stuff, I mean, I mean like inter-

• 35:29Hannah Berner?

  I'm a six-year-old, like the second point, I'm, I fell and like bleeding everywhere and I'm like, let's go. Like, I'm a baby.

• 35:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, what I'm doing that's really Hannah-coded is I'm timing my room service so that when the pod is completed, my room service will be arriving.

• 35:46Hannah Berner?

  People were upset about the sushi last episode.

• 35:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Upset about the what?

• 35:50Hannah Berner?

  Because the sushi, because the sushi arrived and they were like, why would Hannah order sushi right before the pod? But what people don't know is sometimes Paige will be like, I'm coming home, I'll let you know when, and then we'll record. And she'll like, out of nowhere, be like, I'm ready in three minutes. And then I'm like, that's crazy, because my food just got here, but it's okay, because let's record now. Did I eat the sushi that sat here for one hour? Yes. Was the room air-conditioned? Yes. I lived it. I was okay.

• 36:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, they were mad about the timing of everything, or they were mad that you ate hour-old sushi?

• 36:28Hannah Berner?

  But like, mad is a strong word, they just were concerned for me.

• 36:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You didn't put it in the refrigerator?

• 36:33Hannah Berner?

  No. But um, I, that's why I think my immune system's so strong, because I challenge it every day.

• 36:38Paige DeSorbo?

  There are certain things that if it's not cold, I can't eat it, and one of those things is fruit.

• 36:44Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 36:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't eat warm fruit.

• 36:46Hannah Berner?

  See, I don't hate a little warm peach.

• 36:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Other than a banana.

• 36:50Hannah Berner?

  Okay, or a little warm, um, pear.

• 36:53Paige DeSorbo?

  You know I don't like pears.

• 36:54Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever tried cooking an apple? A hot apple?

• 36:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I've been living a double life, because I've been at home cooking.

• 37:01Hannah Berner?

  No, I know, and you try to hide it from me, because you think that I'm gonna judge you.

• 37:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I made apples with cinnamon, brown sugar, and a little bit of white cake mix, and I just like made,

• 37:15Paige DeSorbo?

  and then I put it over warm ice cream, or then I put it over vanilla ice cream.

• 37:19Hannah Berner?

  You've been working every day non-stop this whole month. When were you like, and you know, I have 40 minutes to prepare a souffle?

• 37:27Paige DeSorbo?

  And I know people are gonna be like, oh, it's because she's in a relationship and she's doing it for a man. This man will not eat any of this shit.

• 37:34Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, he's healthy.

• 37:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone was like, oh my god, you made him a banana bread? I go, that man will not even look in the direction of my banana bread, and that's why I made it. That banana bread is for me. He did eat my pot roast and loved it.

• 37:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, he likes protein.

• 37:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:48Hannah Berner?

  Today, these two guys who I was playing paddle with were like talking, and I walked up to them jokingly and I was like, you guys talking about protein? And they were like, yeah.

• 38:01Hannah Berner?

  I swear to God.

• 38:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, that's amazing.

• 38:05Hannah Berner?

  He was like, I'm trying to get it more in my diet. And I, because you know, the way they were standing and talking, I'm like, it's giving protein.

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I feel like I low key know exactly, like, I can picture them.

• 38:18Hannah Berner?

  Also, there's been multiple men. It's because I do crowd work so much. So it's like my trick where I meet them. I ask them where they're from. And when they say Connecticut or Westchester, and they have like a douchey hairdo, I go, did you play lacrosse? And they go, how'd you know? And I've been right 100% of the time. So I think I'm okay for now.

• 38:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, so I put everything into my cart prior to us starting the pod.

• 38:42Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 38:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And now it's saying that I've timed out. And so like, this has really turned into a Hannah burner experience. Because I don't trust the internet. I don't trust the wifi. I'm like, how could I have timed out? No, I'll actually murder someone.

• 38:58Hannah Berner?

  How intricate was your order?

• 39:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it was like, was it the eggs Benedict? Was it the kids pancakes?

• 39:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And is it the almond milk or is it the oat milk? With like I said, yeah. I embarrassed myself the other day because I was at someone's house and they were like, do you want coffee? I'm like, look, I'm annoying. I'm annoying with my coffee. Because I'm like, I'd rather not have you make me coffee. Then you make something that like I can't drink. And I was like, do you have oat milk latte with like Splenda or vanilla? And they looked at me like I was crazy.

• 39:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And they were like, this is a home.

• 39:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? Actually, I just threw away in my refrigerator, um, iced chai latte in case you ever came over, but it went bad.

• 39:41Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Well, that's good. That's good. Thank you. Because I would have just not, I would definitely would have checked the expiration date.

• 39:49Paige DeSorbo?

  My brother got it. And then I just thought, I'm going to keep this because what if Hannah comes over like at all in the next month?

• 39:54Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what I like to do? Make a latte and then put some of the chai in it with the latte. And it's really nice.

• 40:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't like chai. I don't like anything about chai.

• 40:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, or matcha, but it's okay.

• 40:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I tried it when in LA you do as the LA.

• 40:11Hannah Berner?

  Laans do?

• 40:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Laans do. I tried an iced matcha and let me tell you, that shit was disgusting.

• 40:19Hannah Berner?

  Did you put sugar in it?

• 40:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It was a frozen matcha.

• 40:21Hannah Berner?

  Did you put sugar in it?

• 40:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I tried someone else's. I didn't order my own.

• 40:25Hannah Berner?

  It's giving, I don't like cats. And I'm like, well, did you have your own cat? Or are you walking to someone's house?

• 40:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No. You know what? It's not giving that.

• 40:37Hannah Berner?

  You were like, I just got an award from Purina, bitch.

• 40:41Paige DeSorbo?

  How dare you? No, I, I've tried it in so many different forms. I, I think I try matcha at least, I try and try it at least once a year.

• 40:49Hannah Berner?

  I love matcha ice cream. I love matcha cookies. I love matcha lattes.

• 40:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, what's mochi? I feel like I don't like that either. And everyone loves that. Like, I want to like these things. I think it's, they're good for you.

• 41:04Hannah Berner?

  They're adorable. Like a little mochi?

• 41:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I've ordered mochi because I've.

• 41:10Hannah Berner?

  Because it's cute. That's the name of, that's the name of a white girl's cat. Mochi.

• 41:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 41:17Hannah Berner?

  Someone's making fun of white girls that they name their cat Japanese names. Like it's sushi and that kind of stuff. Oh, speaking of cats, I thought it was so iconic that cats have colonies. Are you familiar with this?

• 41:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 41:36Hannah Berner?

  There's like things called cat colonies, where it's basically like a group of cats that are out, they're like a gang.

• 41:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a group of street cats?

• 41:46Hannah Berner?

  Street cats, but they all like look out for each other. They hang out together. They get food together. They're a cat colony. And I just thought that was really empowering. Like, they're all girls, girls. They're like, we're in this together, babe.

• 41:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giving girls going to the bathroom together.

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  Because like, if dogs had a colony, I'm like, people are going to get hurt. But like, if cats have a colony, you're like, they're cute. They're like, they're doing cute things together. Dogs, I'm like, they're gonna attack a family.

• 42:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I also like, I'm, I'm starting a rumor. I'm making this up right now. But I also feel like dogs are getting each other pregnant more than cats are.

• 42:21Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. Cats do multiply.

• 42:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Do they? Like a lot?

• 42:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's, so I might get into trapping. Are you familiar with trapping? And it's not?

• 42:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I, I'm familiar with different forms of trapping.

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Which one are you talking about?

• 42:40Hannah Berner?

  Not Ali Wong trapping a man. Trapping where you like go out looking for stray cats and you trap them.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  How?

• 42:50Hannah Berner?

  However, however you.

• 42:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, there's not like a preferred method. It's just like.

• 42:54Hannah Berner?

  I think you could put food in like a trap.

• 42:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:57Hannah Berner?

  And they go in and then you trap them. But like, there's people who their job is to trap cats. And then you take them in and you trap neuter return, TNR, which means like, they're a feral cat, but like, you want to neuter them so they don't keep multiplying.

• 43:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, so my hypothesis is so wrong. Cats are fucking.

• 43:16Hannah Berner?

  Cats are, and they, the way they fuck is like, really dramatic. They like, they're like, well, it's actually so girl coded, they hate it. Like, if a cat's have sex, this is what it sounds like. They're like.

• 43:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I've never seen a cat.

• 43:31Hannah Berner?

  No, cats having sex, you're like, get your paws off of her.

• 43:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I've seen so many dogs, kitties like never humped anything.

• 43:41Hannah Berner?

  Dogs are doing doggy. Cats are like.

• 43:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's actually terrifying. Now I like, feel like I'm going to Google when we get off this, like cats.

• 43:49Hannah Berner?

  That's why you have to neuter all your cats. You don't want them to have to have sex. Don't. And cats will like get pregnant at like, at like five months old. They're literally teen moms MTV.

• 44:00Paige DeSorbo?

  That is sad.

• 44:02Hannah Berner?

  Well, the cute thing about cats is when they have babies, they come out all different colors.

• 44:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I do like that.

• 44:07Hannah Berner?

  So they're like, someone's dad was calico.

• 44:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I do like that because I've seen, um, cats like on the internet that are related to Daphne, but they don't like have the same face or like coloring at all.

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:49Paige DeSorbo?

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• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:19Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay? The weather totally changes how you feel. And it's obviously like getting a little cooler out. And I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 48:31Hannah Berner?

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• 48:48Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:52Hannah Berner?

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• 48:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner. I'm having a time.

• 49:07Hannah Berner?

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• 49:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:44Hannah Berner?

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• 50:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:45Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of dick, I wanted to bring up, um, there's this, this new-

• 50:51Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so crazy because I was gonna bring up my jaw.

• 50:54Hannah Berner?

  Touche.

• 50:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Keep going.

• 50:56Hannah Berner?

  What do you want to go first? Um, so Sharon Horgan is this incredible genius Irish actress, writer, comedian. She has this show called Youth on HBO that just came out. And it's basically about like being in your sixties and like what your sex life is when you're single in your sixties. And it's actually really iconic and important.

• 51:18Paige DeSorbo?

  What is it like?

• 51:20Hannah Berner?

  Well, she's like gorgeous and it's basically like, you're like, oh, girls are just girls. Like you're just a girl.

• 51:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:27Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, she talks about, she was hooking up with this guy and then her friends are like, you gotta date someone new, you gotta go to a blind date. And she looked at them and she's like, but that means I have to deal with a new dick.

• 51:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:39Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, no one talks about the mental load of having to deal with a new contraption.

• 51:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:47Hannah Berner?

  And I know they're all the same, but they're not. It's like they all come at you and it's a different, it's a whole different jungle gym every time. And that's why when girls like hook up with a lot of guys in a short period of time, I don't judge. I think it's gorgeous, but that's a lot of new dick to deal with. And then some of them, some of them are circumcised. Some, some are curved, some are, some are chodes, some-

• 52:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Some are good looking. You're like, you're good looking, miss.

• 52:19Hannah Berner?

  No, some are, I'm like, okay.

• 52:23Hannah Berner?

  And then some you're like, that's what cats are yelling. And then they all feel different. Like it's literally like driving a new car every day. I'd be like, I'm good. I don't know where the park is. I don't know.

• 52:38Paige DeSorbo?

  It's turning the shower on in someone else's home. You're like, is that the lever for you or no? Cause at home, this usually works.

• 52:47Hannah Berner?

  Why am I burning my back right now? I thought I turned it right, but I guess you turn it left with this situation. Um, it's literally like if you drive your car and then one day it's a stick shift and you're like, I just wanted to go on a new date and now I'm having to deal with a stick shift. I've never learned this before. So I just want to let the girls know that you're seen and like, it's not just, it's a whole different scenario. And granted guys, like, yeah, every vagina is different, but like, they're not getting inserted into by it.

• 53:19Paige DeSorbo?

  But also, don't you feel like your brain does this thing that like, when you start to date a new guy, you like, can't remember what the old guy's penis looked like?

• 53:29Hannah Berner?

  A hun- you're like, this is dicks now.

• 53:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I've dated people before and they're like, oh, like, did he have a big dick? And I'm like, did he? Like, I'm like, I genuinely can't remember.

• 53:41Hannah Berner?

  It's funny, I remember the huge ones and I remember the small ones, but I don't remember the ones in between, which kind of tracks.

• 53:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I guess there are two coming to my head right now that I'm-

• 53:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like I remember where I'm like, he had everything but, but then you guys know, I've broken up with mine because they're too, too big. You can't.

• 54:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you?

• 54:01Hannah Berner?

  It's not sustainable. British Dave.

• 54:04Paige DeSorbo?

  But is that why you broke up though?

• 54:07Hannah Berner?

  No, but it was a factor. It was a huge factor actually. And he lied to me because I was like, has this been an issue with other girls? Like that I have to do a full meditation routine to relax enough to like, get it like halfway in?

• 54:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God.

• 54:23Hannah Berner?

  He was like, no, this has never happened before. And then at the end of our relationship, he's like, yeah, you know, it's been a big issue. And I'm like, okay, thank you. Cause I thought I was like, or I was like, do I have the tiniest pussy that's ever happened? Sorry, mom. Sorry, mom, dad, Bobby Flay, whoever's listening.

• 54:39Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's crazy? If a man ever had this conversation on a podcast, I'd burn his house down.

• 54:45Hannah Berner?

  No, but it's completely different because men use their dicks for violence. We're allowed to make fun of it.

• 54:49Paige DeSorbo?

  It's why I can talk about domestic violence.

• 54:52Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 54:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not going to right now.

• 54:57Hannah Berner?

  I was giving you a platform if you needed it. I wasn't gonna silence, silence you.

• 55:04Hannah Berner?

  Paige was trying to talk about domestic violence and Hannah kept talking about British Dave's dick. Um, but I do say as someone, I forget my past. I was like obsessed with dating guys who were like over six, six.

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Hannah Berner?

  But the thing is when like six, six guy has like a normal shaped penis, it looks small.

• 55:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Why are you whispering?

• 55:24Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 55:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I know what you mean though. I know what you mean.

• 55:28Hannah Berner?

  This is the thing, British Dave was like six, nine and it was like large for a six, nine man.

• 55:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, I don't remember him being six, nine. Like I remember him being tall, but-

• 55:38Hannah Berner?

  You were drunk.

• 55:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God, yeah. I was drunk the majority of the time I met him. I really was. Wait, okay. My new thing is, and I need the gigglers, I need the real doctor gigglers. Cause sometimes I will say something and I'll get some girls and I'm like, I know you're not a doctor.

• 55:56Hannah Berner?

  But then you get some girls and they're like, yeah, I went to Stanford and got my whatever.

• 56:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I have this overwhelming feeling. Period. Help.

• 56:08Hannah Berner?

  And I'm freaking out. How do you get numb?

• 56:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and I'm freaking out.

• 56:15Hannah Berner?

  I have an impending doom.

• 56:20Hannah Berner?

  It's like I forgot something, but I don't know what it is at all times.

• 56:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you have anything that big pharma makes for that? No, I feel like my jaw might be off balance.

• 56:34Paige DeSorbo?

  This is serious.

• 56:36Hannah Berner?

  What do you mean off balance? Like not on the right track?

• 56:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I feel like my jaw might be off track.

• 56:42Hannah Berner?

  I know what you should do.

• 56:43Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 56:44Hannah Berner?

  I know this med spa in Miami, get master or botox, it'll even usher right out.

• 56:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You know how I like love getting a massage once a week? I'm gonna tell her because she said one day, she was like, I'll put my fingers in your mouth if you ever like me. And so I think I'm gonna do that next week.

• 56:59Hannah Berner?

  Do that for sure.

• 57:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I, I don't know.

• 57:04Hannah Berner?

  You have TMJ potentially?

• 57:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think I do because I'm not sore.

• 57:09Hannah Berner?

  Does it hurt?

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No. This is just me analyzing my-

• 57:14Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, I think you overanalyze things. Speaking of overanalyzing, how's your one eye?

• 57:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Excuse you.

• 57:24Hannah Berner?

  You know how the lady said one of your eyes is wonky?

• 57:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Have I offended you this morning in some way?

• 57:29Hannah Berner?

  No, I want to let you know that I've never seen a difference in your eyes.

• 57:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to be really, really tired. And, and so I did see her pop out a couple of times this month where I was like, oh, maybe before 11 PM is where it's, it's our sweet spot.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  But recently she's been fine. Honestly, I feel like I've had other issues. My jaw's off track. I can't worry about my eyes right now.

• 57:55Hannah Berner?

  Is it affecting your speech?

• 57:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, it's all cosmetic. But I'm thinking maybe my jaw's off track and that's why my eye is off track.

• 58:03Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 58:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what it is? I just want to go to Korea for like three months and I just want to do all the beauty things that they do. And they like, they have this whole thing where they just like realign your whole body and it changes your whole face shape. And I want to go and I just want to see.

• 58:19Hannah Berner?

  I love that. Speaking of Korea.

• 58:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:23Hannah Berner?

  Did you see the drama with, um, Fenty Beauty and, um-

• 58:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Huda Beauty.

• 58:30Hannah Berner?

  Huda Beauty.

• 58:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And what was the other one? They all came out with the same product, like on the same day.

• 58:35Hannah Berner?

  All came out the same product on the same day. And they basically were like, our Korean distributor lied to all of us and said like, we're the only ones doing it. So, but it's funny because it's been done before by like smaller brands, but it's basically this product that you make your own eye masks. It like cuts the eye mask.

• 58:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like the gel of the eye mask.

• 58:58Hannah Berner?

  And people are already saying like you actually, it is going to be a dryer eye mask. Like it's not even like worth it as a product, but it is so interesting to just see how these beauty brands work as a whole, where someone was like, guys, everyone's using the same distributors and like, no one really has that different of a, um, product unless it's like a truly invented new thing.

• 59:24Paige DeSorbo?

  The biggest invention in that product was the container. Like it's still the same eye patches, the, the gel eye patches that everyone has.

• 59:34Hannah Berner?

  And you could put slightly different things in it, but they were saying that like for you to have a completely different product would take months and months and months and months of research and testing and blah, blah, which these people aren't doing. So like honestly-

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Like it takes doctors.

• 59:49Hannah Berner?

  Someone even said, they were like, do not buy an expensive moisturizer. Like the moisturizers nowadays are, this is my algorithm on TikTok. Mine is like de-influencing TikTok. Everyone's like, down to this, down to this.

• 1:00:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, how unfun.

• 1:00:05Hannah Berner?

  No, I love it. I'm like, tell me not to buy shit.

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, don't buy an expensive moisturizer as in like a-

• 1:00:13Hannah Berner?

  They basically said nowadays, the technology is so good for normal moisturizers that like the really expensive ones aren't actually that different.

• 1:00:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I agree with that.

• 1:00:21Hannah Berner?

  Where like, I guess serums I think is different or like certain active ingredients, retinol is different. But like moisturizer, we're at the point where like, it's all good.

• 1:00:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually agree with that. Like I think you can get all of your skincare at CBS. The only time I'm getting other skincare is like when I get like my tretinoin from my dermatologist. Like anything I'm getting from a dermatologist that I can't get in the store, then I'm like, yeah.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  You loved saying tretinoin just now.

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  Tret and Owen.

• 1:00:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I love my Tret and Owen. I use Tret and Owen. You need to get, you need to start using Tret and Owen.

• 1:00:59Hannah Berner?

  Are you gonna name your kid Tret and Owen? Tret.

• 1:01:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 1:01:04Hannah Berner?

  Tret? Name your next cat Tret and Owen.

• 1:01:09Hannah Berner?

  Perse and Tret and Owen.

• 1:01:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  Per and Tret. This is the kind of creativity we have to have with our, our names, okay? We can't name every cat Mochi.

• 1:01:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Perse and Tret are...

• 1:01:25Hannah Berner?

  Tret does sound like a guy that gave me a chlamydia, though.

• 1:01:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like his middle name is Owen.

• 1:01:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Tret, Tret.

• 1:01:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Tret and Owen.

• 1:01:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm upset. No, I love that so much. No, but seriously, you should start using Tret and Owen. You're thirty-five.

• 1:01:43Hannah Berner?

  Why are we name, why are we age, age?

• 1:01:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but it's just, it's good to get into, into the routine now of Tret and Owen.

• 1:01:50Hannah Berner?

  I actually can't stop saying I'm thirty-five to people.

• 1:01:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You love being thirty-five. Also, you don't care about age.

• 1:01:56Hannah Berner?

  No. I'm like, respect me, I'm thirty-five, but also I'm insane where I met a girl who was like, oh, I graduated in twenty twenty-two and I was like, did the math and I'm like, yeah, you're out of college. We're the same. We're both two girls out of college. Like, I was like, hi, girlie.

• 1:02:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That's crazy.

• 1:02:14Hannah Berner?

  No, in my head, I'm twenty-seven.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, you're twenty-four, I'm twenty-seven, plus a couple of years, whatever. But I love, I tell everyone I'm thirty-five, because I use it for excuses for things. I'm like, well, I'm thirty-five. I'm not, I'm not going there, I'm thirty-five.

• 1:02:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Up until, see, I think my jaw went like a little that way. Anyway.

• 1:02:33Hannah Berner?

  I feel like you're actually been jealous of the attention I've gotten from my mouth and you're making up this like, this jaw problem.

• 1:02:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, really? Because as someone who had a frozen chin two months prior to your jaw massacre.

• 1:02:46Hannah Berner?

  People didn't care enough about it and that's why you're taking out on me now.

• 1:02:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Now I forget what the fuck I was gonna say and it was actually good. What were we saying?

• 1:02:53Hannah Berner?

  You were gonna say, oh shit. You were gonna say, um, wait, rewind, Grace, rewind it.

• 1:03:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what were we just talking about, though? And I didn't get my breakfast order in and I'm breaking up.

• 1:03:09Hannah Berner?

  No, I was saying you're, you, you said you felt your jaw on a line.

• 1:03:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it was before that. That was like a side note.

• 1:03:15Hannah Berner?

  Oh, okay, so you interrupted yourself and then I interrupted you interrupting yourself.

• 1:03:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you know what Taylor said the other day that I thought was just so funny? Because a lot of times I say mean things about Gen Z and Gen Alpha and I really, I don't mean to, I don't want to be at war with them.

• 1:03:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Taylor was describing someone and she was like, you know, like that millennial, like fake mustache. And I was like, oh, oh my god. Oh my god.

• 1:03:45Hannah Berner?

  You mean when we'd write with Sharpie the mustache and put it on our finger, under our nose?

• 1:03:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, or like just things had like fake mustaches on them. Like you would go and buy a mug and it'd have a fake mu, like why? Like millennials went through a really weird fake mustache phase, like.

• 1:04:03Hannah Berner?

  Well, that was our like peak humor.

• 1:04:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like there's even like pictures on the internet of like people wearing fake mustaches at like party.

• 1:04:11Hannah Berner?

  Well, like, yeah, when you go to a wedding, you like put a fake mustache in the booth.

• 1:04:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, why was that like a core part of our?

• 1:04:18Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's key millennial, like, I'm being so crazy right now. So silly.

• 1:04:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Being different.

• 1:04:25Hannah Berner?

  You had a side bang. Taylor Swift is now doing this like shag, like full.

• 1:04:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a picture of her at the football game last weekend. I thought her bangs looked so good.

• 1:04:37Hannah Berner?

  It's just making me nervous for the future.

• 1:04:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, Stassi also showed up to the Variety event in like a somewhat poof and I said, yes, girl, like, I want it back.

• 1:04:47Hannah Berner?

  I knew you loved her hair. And it looked chic. It looked chic.

• 1:04:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Hannah Berner?

  So I'm just keeping an eye for that.

• 1:04:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm like living in my bang era. I'm like, I'm, like, I actually, now that I didn't get room service, I might go to breakfast and I might do like, yeah, just like side parting it up. Sorry.

• 1:05:06Hannah Berner?

  I love that you're like, showed up with no makeup, fully blew on my bangs for forty minutes, though.

• 1:05:12Paige DeSorbo?

  This is my Variety hair. I haven't washed it.

• 1:05:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And besides that, I'm owing to in fantasy football.

• 1:05:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:05:19Hannah Berner?

  So like, my friends don't really respect me right now. So like when I talk, everyone's like, shut up, you fucking loser. Every guy I pick, like, loses their leg. Like, the first, he, every guy's getting carted off because they got hit by another huge man. And I'm like, no shit, he dislocated his shoulder. Like, all my guys are, are injured.

• 1:05:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Hannah Berner?

  So I'm like, can you guys be a little more careful and gentle with each other when you play?

• 1:05:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I think the point is to not get hit, right? Guys?

• 1:05:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's an idea. Get the ball on the other side. I don't know.

• 1:05:59Hannah Berner?

  Maybe catch it and run away from the guy chasing you. You slowpoke. Also, I would just, just fall before they hit you. Like, it's so dramatic. You want to get hit.

• 1:06:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I would literally, like.

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  I'd pretend I'm dead. Pretend you're dead first.

• 1:06:17Hannah Berner?

  That's what the quarterbacks do, because they don't want to get hit.

• 1:06:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually do low-key feel like I would be good, because if I see a guy coming at me, yeah, I'm running the other way. Oh my god.

• 1:06:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm, me playing football is a cat having sex.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever seen a cat get caught by anything? No, she's out. She's out of here. Cats would be so good at football if they had thumbs.

• 1:06:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm, literally, I need to see a picture of a cat having sex, because it's actually, like, I need to watch a video.

• 1:06:46Hannah Berner?

  Google it, it's really upsetting. It's gonna ruin your week.

• 1:06:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever. I'm a masochist.

• 1:06:51Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, everyone, enjoy your weekend. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Bye.

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