Giggling about Paige’s dog, doing dishes, and interventions

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• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my gregarious gigglers. I've said that one.

• 3:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, sometimes I say things out loud and I think, "Am I a doomsday prepper?"

• 3:43Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 3:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Because that just actually worried me. That actually just made me really nervous.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Before the pod, we need a before-the-pod pod.

• 3:51Hannah Berner?

  Because I can't review it every time.

• 3:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's just Grace doing a solo pod and it's before the pod. And she's like, "This is what they said before we hit record." And it was scary.

• 4:03Hannah Berner?

  Paige was like, "Can I record this zoom?" I said, "Like, one bar." And I'm like, "No, no." So, she's like, "Okay," I was like, "Do you have AA batteries?" Because I know myself, I don't just have AA batteries lying around. She goes, "I do." And she like pulls out some pink batteries. I'm just kidding. But you, you have, you pull out, what is it called? Your.

• 4:23Paige DeSorbo?

  My drill?

• 4:23Hannah Berner?

  Your drill. You have a pink drill. You have batteries. You love putting things together.

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I've emasculated so many men just based on my battery collection.

• 4:33Hannah Berner?

  Why do you have so many batteries?

• 4:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't met a man that has a toolbox compared to mine in years.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  How proud is Gary?

• 4:44Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad, oh.

• 4:44Hannah Berner?

  He loves it.

• 4:46Paige DeSorbo?

  He loves when I, like, okay, the other day, I'm at Joe's house and I'm like, "I hate this room." Like, I just, I hate this room. I can't look at it anymore. Like, it's so, it's just so boyish and like bland and whatever. I'm like, "You have no color. You have no life." And so, I was like, "I'm rearranging the couch." And he was like, "Totally. Like, do whatever you want. I will help you do anything." And I'm like, "Okay, cool." So, like, five minutes later, he's like, "I have to take a quick phone call. I'm gonna go upstairs." Like, he goes upstairs. I'm like, "I could fucking do this." I rearranged the entire room. I threw out everything from his bookshelves. I ordered like art, I ordered chairs, I ordered a rug.

• 5:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just like, if I want something done, I'm doing it.

• 5:33Hannah Berner?

  Very lesbian-coded of you, the fact that you were able to take out your drill, rearrange your whole room. Like, they get shit done and the lesbian allegations continue today.

• 5:42Paige DeSorbo?

  He came down from his call, he goes, "Whoa." He goes, "You moved this by yourself?" I go, "In 10 minutes." "In 10 minutes. I found three of Kitty's toys under here and she is happy."

• 5:53Hannah Berner?

  By the way, Paige is tiny. Like, if you meet her in person, you're like, "Oh my, she's like, and this, she's lifting a sectional five-seater."

• 6:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll drag anything.

• 6:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You give me your arch nemesis, I'll fucking drag her, bitch.

• 6:11Paige DeSorbo?

  That and a cloud couch.

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  So, I know, our cloud couch is worth it.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, can we bring something up?

• 6:19Hannah Berner?

  Because I found myself on a Reddit thread.

• 6:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I think they are the most vile couch to ever exist. And here's the other thing, Joe has a dog. And let's just take a moment of silence for that.

• 6:32Hannah Berner?

  Wait, wait, wait. Are we, are we announcing it to the pod?

• 6:36Paige DeSorbo?

  That Joe's a dog?

• 6:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 6:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I guess. It's just like something I've been living with silently.

• 6:42Hannah Berner?

  No, she's been suffering in silence.

• 6:45Paige DeSorbo?

  This dog is up my asshole, okay?

• 6:48Hannah Berner?

  The dog loves Paige. The dog sees Paige and the dog goes, "That's my mother." And Paige is like, "We're not blood related."

• 6:55Paige DeSorbo?

  "We have no relation. I don't know you. I wasn't there the day you got taken home." I, like, I have no connection to you.

• 7:03Hannah Berner?

  Wait, we're adding a character to the Giggly universe right now. Do you want to introduce his name? We can't just call him the dog, or we can?

• 7:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he is the dog. I'm, also, his name, I'm like. When I met him, I go, "Really? That's what they named you?"

• 7:23Hannah Berner?

  So, that was the biggest issue we've been dealing with?

• 7:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, the biggest issue is really when I had to tell Kitty about it. And she was like, "What?" She was, and in true, here's the thing. You never get a preview of like what your children could be like. And that is like scary and sad to me. Like, I wish you could get like a 30-second teaser once they tell you you're pregnant. They're like, "And this is what your child would be like." I feel like I do have a, a small snippet into the future watching Daphne. Because the way she's made this dog her absolute bitch is, like, she does things and I'm proud. And she bullies him and I'm like, "Stand your ground."

• 8:07Hannah Berner?

  I came in very like, if they're gonna meet, like, we have to get safety protocols. Like, we have to protect Daphne at all costs. She literally has like brand deals on the way. And like, then it becomes like a monetary thing and someone's gonna get sued. Like, I don't, we need insurance.

• 8:22Paige DeSorbo?

  There was a period of time where you couldn't talk about it. You were like, "I can't."

• 8:26Hannah Berner?

  No, I was like very nervous and.

• 8:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and let me tell you, I did.

• 8:32Hannah Berner?

  Research.

• 8:33Paige DeSorbo?

  So much research. I, I really actually probably played it too slow. Like, to the point where the pets were like, "Oh, we know the other one's there." Like.

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  Also, mind you, before I met this dog, I thought it was a Rottweiler. Like, I was like, "It's an 150-pound Rottweiler. I'm, I'm so scared. How are we gonna even like have them ever in the same room?"

• 8:54Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a 35-pound scaredy cat. Like, it's literally the biggest baby. Kitty like literally licks her paw and he runs to the corner.

• 9:04Hannah Berner?

  No, Kitty, Kitty, when he walks by, like, fakes, like, she's gonna like come for him. And he starts like, be like.

• 9:11Paige DeSorbo?

  She fakes him out and then slaps him across the face and walks away.

• 9:13Hannah Berner?

  She's like, "What's that?" She throws a ball. He turns around. She goes, "Don't even throw a ball, you dummy."

• 9:19Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, "That's my girl." Anyway, what were we even talking about that I?

• 9:24Hannah Berner?

  You just like, out of nowhere, it was like, "There's a dog in my life."

• 9:28Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I like when the pod's in the morning, because I'm so raw. I'm so real.

• 9:31Hannah Berner?

  I know, you're so vulnerable.

• 9:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so vulnerable. I'm like, I've been living in a hellscape with this dog.

• 9:39Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I tell them how I almost accidentally killed the dog?

• 9:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, Peta, take a break from this because then I have a story where I accidentally almost like had the dog run away.

• 9:52Hannah Berner?

  No, so Paige was joking. She's like, I love this guy, but I don't know if I could be in a relationship with someone who has a dog.

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this is a serious conversation that like I thought about. I was like, I can't.

• 10:05Hannah Berner?

  And then I was like, do we give him an ultimatum? Are we like, it's me or the dog?

• 10:09Paige DeSorbo?

  There was a moment where I'm like, I'm not a monster.

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  No, but also this isn't just a dog to this man. Like this dog is his son. This dog is his ev- like this dog, he loves this dog more than anything.

• 10:21Paige DeSorbo?

  This morning, he said to me, last night you were really mean to the dog. Do you want to apologize? I said, I'm not apologizing to a dog.

• 10:30Hannah Berner?

  What did you do? Were you like, Cash, get out of the room?

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I said, get off the bed.

• 10:35Hannah Berner?

  See, that's also the problem. Kitty's a lot on the bed because she smells like pancakes. I don't know where that dog's been. That dog's been outside.

• 10:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Kitty's poop and pee pee paws allowed on my face. It's my gerdermabrasion, okay? A dog that's out in the wild. I don't know where that dog's been.

• 10:54Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we finally have like an event where we're celebrating, like the dog and the cat have met.

• 11:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what are we doing? Oh, we're in, we're at Easter.

• 11:04Hannah Berner?

  It was Easter. So this is, at the end of the day, I love animals because I'm not a fucking monster.

• 11:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course, of course.

• 11:12Hannah Berner?

  So I go all the way to this pet store and I'm like, what are dogs like? Like they're boys. I'm like, I'll get him a food, something. I don't know. So they have all these like doggy treats. Of course, there's like no cute cat treats. It's all for dogs, but like whatever, that's the patriarchy. So I get this like, you guys, I got a cannoli for a dog. Like they make dog cannoli. Like that was the cutest gift ever. I was so excited. So I'm outside with the dog.

• 11:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You were meeting an Italian dog. You said, let me into your culture.

• 11:40Hannah Berner?

  I was like, okay, if we're gonna be family members, like this is how I'm gonna connect with you. So I'm outside with the dog and I'm like giving it the cannoli.

• 11:53Hannah Berner?

  And the dog, the dog like puts the whole thing in its mouth and starts choking. And then like, the dog starts like, be like, and then I'm like, oh no, I can't kill the fucking dog on Easter. So then I'm like, I'm, I'm doing whatever. And then the dog's literally fine. And then the dog eats all the cannoli. But like for a second there, I was like, Paige, things were about to be, I was about to take care of everything for you.

• 12:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And then the rest of the day, I got blamed for hiring a hitman to come to my Easter dinner and kill a member of my family.

• 12:30Hannah Berner?

  Also, I do have to say, Dez loves this dog. Dez.

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone that meets this dog loves this dog.

• 12:37Hannah Berner?

  Loves the dog. So it's been complicated to say the least, but I also think it's been a lesson of acceptance. Um, and that we should love.

• 12:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Tolerance.

• 12:48Hannah Berner?

  Other people and other things.

• 12:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't pick this dog. Like, yeah, I didn't pick this dog. I have no, I have no mother connection to this dog. Like, oh my God, it was there the day you were born, like I do with Kitty.

• 13:02Hannah Berner?

  But just because you didn't birth it, doesn't mean.

• 13:05Paige DeSorbo?

  In all seriousness, like very cute dog, very well behaved dog. That's like what I care the most about. And like obsessed with Kitty and so nice to Kitty.

• 13:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I did so much research on introducing Kitty and this dog, like specific breeds. I called a psychic. I was like, is this the right move?

• 13:25Hannah Berner?

  We got the whole team on board.

• 13:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to do so much. I actually did it over the course of like, oh my God, probably like nine months. Which like you can do it shorter, of course, but I was just so scared.

• 13:39Hannah Berner?

  You can't rush it.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  The first thing I did was like take two items of each of theirs and like swap it so they could smell it. And then like, I would only hold her and he could like see that she was there. Then I like introduced them through like a screen.

• 13:53Hannah Berner?

  It was a slow process, but when I tell you, you guys, they sleep together now.

• 13:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, now they're like.

• 14:01Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed with each other. But there are dogs out there that just don't fuck with cats that like, it doesn't matter how much scent swapping you do, they're gonna eat your cat. Do not dabble.

• 14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I think this is like a very specific situation with this dog's specific personality.

• 14:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 14:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I just got really lucky.

• 14:19Hannah Berner?

  It also skipping, like the universe was like, okay, we'll make this, we'll make this blended family work.

• 14:27Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's so girls versus boys, let me just tell you. And me and Kitty are trying to hold it down, but the patriarchy is strong. Okay, because we're used to quiet. We're used to soft sounds in the morning. We've never played ball, you know, like we don't.

• 14:44Hannah Berner?

  Kitty learned what a dirty tennis ball was.

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, Kitty was like, no, um.

• 14:50Hannah Berner?

  But my dream is to have a dog and a cat that become friends. Like that's my algorithm.

• 14:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:58Hannah Berner?

  Seeing them together. And it seems very Romeo Juliet. Like nobody wanted to see us together, but it doesn't matter. No, because I got you, babe, Akon.

• 15:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like sometimes I'm like, you guys are giving Kim and Kanye the best.

• 15:10Hannah Berner?

  No, like it's at a point where I'm like, I think she's flirting with him.

• 15:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like the one, like the first time ever, and this is like a few months ago, that Kitty like laid fully on her back in front of the dog. I was like, Kitty, stop. Cover up, stop.

• 15:25Hannah Berner?

  Let's have some self-respect in this household.

• 15:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, let's have some decency here.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of cats, wait, I have an announcement. I'm doing an event.

• 15:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, honey, you're hosting an event?

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  I'm hosting an event, which you know, I never do.

• 15:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's so adult of you. This morning you were like, let me get a coffee and then we can chat. And I was like, in my head, I was like, that's so adult. Now you're hosting a goddamn event.

• 15:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, look, I'm in the Hamptons. And this is what you do. You get in society.

• 15:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Luan right now.

• 15:56Hannah Berner?

  I know, I was like, darling, I have to do some philanthropy this summer.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You got like a prop cigarette?

• 16:04Hannah Berner?

  I have a fedora.

• 16:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't worry, it's not real.

• 16:06Hannah Berner?

  So, okay, this Friday, August 21st. So my bestie in town owns the Pilates studio. That was convenient for me to be like, I'm becoming friends with you because you're badass and cool. Sound Body Hampton, shout out. It's actually the hardest place to get into in West Hampton. I can't even get a reservation at this point. So she had to expand and she got this whole huge back area that she's like, I want to throw an event. Mind you, you know, I'm in with Southampton Animal Shelter every day, kikiing, checking cats that I want to adopt, seeing, and kitten season is now. Like for some reason, I guess, I don't know what it is, but the.

• 16:46Hannah Berner?

  I should add kitten season, hot girl summer. You've never heard of kitten season?

• 16:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never heard those words together in a sentence.

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  It's kitten season. I don't know if it's like the weather or something, but like all the cats are having babies right now. So there's kittens everywhere and like, we need to get them adopted.

• 17:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, this is a stupid question.

• 17:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 17:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Are cats pregnant for nine months? Are dogs pregnant for nine months?

• 17:09Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's such a good question.

• 17:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's no way.

• 17:13Hannah Berner?

  That's such a good question.

• 17:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey Siri, how long are cats pregnant for?

• 17:21Paige DeSorbo?

  64 days. Now if I could. Dude, they're living the goddamn life. If I could be pregnant for 64 days, I would have had four. I would have, I would be Ballerina Farm's worst nightmare. Are you kidding?

• 17:38Hannah Berner?

  Wait, how long have you been awake? Because you were awake right now. I just woke up.

• 17:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, I didn't really sleep well last night, so I'm delu- I bet up.

• 17:48Hannah Berner?

  You're on a bender. You're on a bender right now. You are, you are cracking me the fuck up right now.

• 17:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've organized four drawers.

• 17:58Hannah Berner?

  I see, I'm like, I'm like, is this a dream? Am I dreaming right now? Um, so wait, imagine the cat's like, I'm 36 days.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's so chic.

• 18:08Hannah Berner?

  I'm 36 days. Oh my God. Well, that's why, that's why there's so many kittens.

• 18:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, nine months is like, come on.

• 18:17Hannah Berner?

  Well, so as you guys know, when I retire, I'm, I've always wanted to like open my own cat cafe or like a cat sanctuary or like something da, da, da. So I'm like, this Friday, from 12 to 2 in West Hampton, I'm doing Hannah's Cat Cafe. Where we're bringing a ton of adoptable kittens to this place and we're getting like coffee and treats and like, there's like a jewelry person and like, I think we're trying to get like an aura reader, like whatever. We're trying to just make it fun. But if you're by West Hampton.

• 18:47Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to get a pet psychic.

• 18:48Hannah Berner?

  We have, oh my God.

• 18:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, hello.

• 18:51Hannah Berner?

  I think I also might do a painting and like auction it off for the shelter. I don't know.

• 18:58Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so last year, remember Dez?

• 19:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You're gonna paint it?

• 19:01Hannah Berner?

  Well, do you remember Dez got me like painting supplies for my birthday?

• 19:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And then remember how good you were in New Orleans?

• 19:08Hannah Berner?

  And I was so good in New Orleans, even though you rushed me.

• 19:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, it was an hour and a half.

• 19:11Hannah Berner?

  I was like, I wasn't even done with the shading. I wasn't done with the shadows and the shading and you were like, I ain't done. I want a beignet.

• 19:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I was three beignets deep. I couldn't breathe. I had to go.

• 19:23Hannah Berner?

  You called an ambulance in the middle of my, my watercolor. So I, yeah, it's, it's gonna be so fun. There is like a capacity thing where like, we can't have.

• 19:38Paige DeSorbo?

  So there's this guy, his name's Fire Marshall and like.

• 19:41Hannah Berner?

  So I don't know about the capacity, but I want the girls to be able to come in, take photos, kiki, pet some cats.

• 19:47Paige DeSorbo?

  So no Pilates?

• 19:49Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, babe. We're not doing Pilates.

• 19:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't know if it was like Pilates with like cats on top of you.

• 19:55Hannah Berner?

  And also I've been doing, I've been doing preparation for the event. I've been going to the Southampton Animal Shelter just to like, because I work there now, because I'm like in business with them. Um, 100% of the proceeds are going to them. So we're just like partying and there's a 20 year old cat named Ethel. And she meows like this. She goes.

• 20:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause she's had it.

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  No, but she, when you visit her, she comes out and goes up to you, meows like that. I'm not gonna do it again. And then she just wants to be picked up and held.

• 20:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:33Hannah Berner?

  She's just like, someone fucking carry me. I can't walk anymore.

• 20:36Paige DeSorbo?

  What color is she?

• 20:37Hannah Berner?

  She's like a tortoise shell. She's perfect. And they said she already has like 10 applications for her, but if she's, I'm gonna bring her. I would literally just gonna adopt her. So anyway, um.

• 20:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't believe you haven't fostered this summer.

• 20:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's because I have, I have the children here. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys.

• 21:02Hannah Berner?

  The reason I'm wearing a lip stain right now, shout out Wonderskin, whimsical.

• 21:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I get on the, I get on the pod, mind you, it's the morning time. It's like, we get on at like 8:45 and Hannah's like talking to Grace and I look at her and I'm like, do the lip on? And she goes, well, yeah, cause Lois is here.

• 21:22Hannah Berner?

  And she goes, did you, did you brush your hair? I'm like, yeah, Lois has demands of me and expectations.

• 21:28Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, well, my boss is riding me pretty hard today.

• 21:32Hannah Berner?

  I woke up, I go, Hannah has a meeting. Cause now if I say podcast, she's gonna be like, well, you're doing it with me. So you have a meeting. And she goes, are you gonna brush your hair? And yesterday, I swear to God, she goes, I go, is my smile better? And she goes, well, your lips are chapped.

• 21:49Paige DeSorbo?

  So she's like, I can't get past anything.

• 21:53Hannah Berner?

  So our game that we do is she's Paige, I'm me. And she goes, we have to podcast. So I've been podcasting all weekend. And I go, hi, welcome to Giggly Squad. I'm Hannah Berner. And she goes, I'm Paige DeSorbo. And then I'm like, what do you want to talk about? And she looks at me to like come up with the topics. I'm like, you're so Paige.

• 22:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like.

• 22:11Hannah Berner?

  And then one point she goes, pretend I fell asleep during the pod. I go, I don't have to pretend. It's definitely happened. And during Zoom meetings too.

• 22:19Paige DeSorbo?

  It was one time Hannah, and I was on a time zone difference and you know that.

• 22:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, it was twice. It was twice. Both time zone issues.

• 22:29Hannah Berner?

  You guys, my family left and then, I don't know if there's been news, cause I've, I've been a single mom. I haven't been watching the news. Um, a tornado went through.

• 22:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:39Hannah Berner?

  Or so they say.

• 22:42Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 22:42Hannah Berner?

  Now, well, now I'm like, was, was there a tornado? Did you guys just wanna come back?

• 22:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:48Hannah Berner?

  But there was a tornado, um, trees hit their car, hit their roof. And they were like, hey, we have nowhere to live. Like, can we come back? And Des and I were like, yeah, we miss you guys. Come back. Um, so we are our own blended family here.

• 23:05Hannah Berner?

  They're back. I'm actually gonna add right now, um, a snippet of Lois and I's podcast that I recorded. Um, it's, we recorded a podcast. Now Paige, I have this question. Are you a girl's girl?

• 23:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:21Hannah Berner?

  Why do you love girls so much?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Cause they're so pretty.

• 23:26Hannah Berner?

  And what do you think about the boys?

• 23:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 23:32Hannah Berner?

  What should we do with the boys?

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Take us for a time out.

• 23:36Hannah Berner?

  That's what I said. Oh, and there's our producer Bobby. Bobby, can you say Giggly Squad?

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Giggly Squad.

• 23:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought you were gonna be like, and I'll add a GoFundMe link because I'm, I'm dying over here. It's, it's like, we're drowning.

• 23:50Hannah Berner?

  Well, also, then she was like pressing all the buttons and Bobby's the producer. Um, so Bobby comes in. He can be a little bit bossy and a little loud too.

• 24:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:02Hannah Berner?

  But they're adorable. That's just, oh, wait, on the pod, on the pod, I go, she looks at me, she goes, we're best friends, right? And I go, yeah, we love each other. And she goes, but we don't hug.

• 24:17Hannah Berner?

  I said, Lois, where did you hear that? She was like, she must've overheard me like jokingly telling Jeannie or my mom about how like me and you don't hug. But I'm like, she's, these kids listen to everything.

• 24:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're sponges, the little freaks.

• 24:31Hannah Berner?

  They're Russian spies. That's what they are.

• 24:33Paige DeSorbo?

  They absorb it all.

• 24:35Hannah Berner?

  She's all like, I can't speak, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, you and Paige don't hug, even though you love each other. It's like your weird thing. I'm like, can you speak or no?

• 24:43Hannah Berner?

  One day I'm wiping her ass. The next day she's explaining to me what my podcast is.

• 24:51Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, uh, Hannah, quick thing. The meaning of life is, uh, like Lois, you couldn't use a fork yesterday.

• 25:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think it's fascinating that like, when you have kids, you don't talk to them till they're like three. Like you, you talk to them, but they don't say any, like they can't tell you back, like.

• 25:14Hannah Berner?

  But then one day they just respond.

• 25:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that must be crazy. Like you don't know what their personality, I feel like truly is until they start talking. And it's like, it's so interesting that like for two years in your own home, you have the stranger, the small person.

• 25:32Hannah Berner?

  But you do kind of know their personality, like without them speaking.

• 25:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, do you?

• 25:38Hannah Berner?

  Like Bobby is hilarious. All he does is chuck himself around. Like, yeah, you don't, it's like when you meet someone who doesn't speak your language, you like know the vibe.

• 25:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got it.

• 25:47Hannah Berner?

  Bobby like speaks, like really mumbles right now.

• 25:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:52Hannah Berner?

  So like only Lois can understand him. So Lois literally will, what's the word?

• 25:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I don't.

• 26:01Hannah Berner?

  Translate. She'll translate for him. So he'll come up to me and be like,

• 26:07Hannah Berner?

  and I look at Lois and she goes, he wants spaghetti with Parmesan and milk and he wants to eat right now. And I go, okay.

• 26:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Lois is probably like, Bobby's also wondering about your shoes. It's like, okay, we know he didn't say that, did he though? He might've.

• 26:27Hannah Berner?

  I go, you, you added that. You added it at the end, Lois. She goes, no, he said it.

• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

  He's concerned about what this look is.

• 26:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm obsessed with like in my head, making Lois like this evil villain that like.

• 26:39Hannah Berner?

  Well, she is controlling.

• 26:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like she's just this baby genius.

• 26:44Hannah Berner?

  No, she, you should see her when she's like sees me and she's like, something's not working. I don't know what it is. Throw in a necklace.

• 26:53Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, oh no, it's worse.

• 26:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so I have a question.

• 26:59Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 27:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Has anyone actually known what they're supposed to wear to anything in like the last five years?

• 27:06Hannah Berner?

  Absolutely not.

• 27:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I feel like our generation has completely just, like, dress code is a lost art.

• 27:14Hannah Berner?

  No, there's no dress code anymore.

• 27:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And every invite, I feel like even if it's like drinks, it's like, okay, am I wearing jeans? Am I wearing heels? Is this secretly a wedding? You can't prepare.

• 27:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And everyone's pretending they're chill while also texting six people asking, what are you wearing?

• 27:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is why I always check Revolve first. I feel like they somehow nail that effortless, but still hot vibe. Everything's already styled in a way that makes sense. So I'm not trying to piece together an outfit from 15 different websites and open tabs everywhere.

• 27:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And I love that if you find one piece, it immediately gives you similar options. You can build the whole look, Women's Stem of the Week.

• 27:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is ideal because I have decision fatigue by like 10 a.m.

• 27:55Hannah Berner?

  They have all the brands we actually wear, like Aegold, Helsa, ALC, Norma Kamali. So many new arrivals every day. And whether you need a dress, matching set, or something for vacation, it's all there. And I always convince myself, I need just one more option, which somehow turns into four, but the fast shipping and easy returns make it zero stress.

• 28:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I wore this Helsa bathing suit cover up and I'm not kidding. It's the number one bathing suit cover up that people DM me about. I've worn it on the beach, worn it to the pool. Honestly, I could wear it as a dress if I really wanted to. And I felt like I had my life together when I was in this outfit because so many people loved it. Whether it's a girls' night, a date, or one of those, I need to look hot, but not like I tried too hard moments, Revolve always has it. Go to revolve.com/giggly and use code giggly for 15% off your first order. Fast shipping, easy returns. It just works. That's revolve.com/giggly. You can shop our faves and get 15% off your first order. Offer ends September 1st. Don't miss out.

• 28:59Hannah Berner?

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• 29:42Hannah Berner?

  So then I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest ready with Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon. One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you. But when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 30:07Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, "Hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat?" Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it were in a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 30:46Paige DeSorbo?

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• 31:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 32:06Paige DeSorbo?

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• 32:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan.

• 33:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Use my link and get a free seven-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join.

• 33:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Nutella came out with ice cream, so I just need everyone to know about that.

• 33:44Hannah Berner?

  Have they done a collab with Lactaid yet?

• 33:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they haven't.

• 33:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's next. Wait, should we just shut down the pod because Nutella came out with ice cream?

• 33:54Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just like, I don't feel like enough people are telling me about it specifically. I'm like, you know, I love sweets. Yeah, like, you definitely saw this. You know what's funny is my brother is... Like, if you go to his house or like he's coming over to stay with you, you're getting a weird sweet treat in the freezer after he's gone that like you've never even seen in the grocery store. It's one of the best characteristics I've ever met in a human.

• 34:22Hannah Berner?

  Does he share it or it's like something he just brought for himself?

• 34:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, no. He's like, "Oh, I saw this. I like, thought that you would like..." Like, one day he came over and he left and he left the most insane ice cream collab. I'm like, "Where'd you even find this?" And he's like, "I had to Google it." No, it literally, it was like Eggo waffles and like, I'm like, "They don't even make ice cream."

• 34:46Hannah Berner?

  And Febreeze.

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just think that's a personality trait in people that's... It's overlooked and I don't know many people like that.

• 34:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, speaking of food, I have to name drop.

• 35:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I celebrated my birthday with Bobby Flay.

• 35:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, please, I saw that. We didn't even talk about it.

• 35:08Hannah Berner?

  So shout out Bobby Flay, a friend of the pod, an avid Giggly Squad listener.

• 35:14Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a couple people that listen to Giggly Squad that like, he's one of them and John Stamos is one of them that I'm like, "What?"

• 35:21Hannah Berner?

  No, but he literally was like, "It's really educational." And I was like, "Bobby Flay, you're a feminist king."

• 35:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? In its own weird way, it is.

• 35:29Hannah Berner?

  And his girlfriend, Brooke, is badass.

• 35:34Paige DeSorbo?

  She's a chef too, right?

• 35:35Hannah Berner?

  She's a chef on her own. She's like killing it on Food Network shows, but she plays tennis. So, and she's come to my like stand-up shows before, so Brooke and I, we're becoming buddies. And we're both Leos. It was both our birthdays. So they were like, "Come over, we're having people over."

• 35:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God, that's so cute, Hannah.

• 35:56Hannah Berner?

  So Dez and I drove over and like, we played tennis and then Bobby's like making food for everyone.

• 36:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like what? Like, what do you make?

• 36:06Hannah Berner?

  Okay, he makes.

• 36:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, give like a, yeah, give like the vibe.

• 36:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God.

• 36:11Paige DeSorbo?

  First of all, like, when you get there, is he like, "Oh, here I have like appetizers, but I'm also cooking like the main thing?" Or is it like, everything's out?

• 36:20Hannah Berner?

  All I have to say is like, make friends with a chef.

• 36:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:24Hannah Berner?

  You need like one or even just someone in your friend group who can cook because these people like, they love it. Like, you know where you're like, "Hannah, can you make dinner?" And I'm like, "What did I do to deserve this?"

• 36:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:34Hannah Berner?

  Like, he's, this is how he expresses love. Like, you come to his place and he's, he's been cooking. Who knows? Since midnight, who knows how long he's been cooking? He's starting off, it's not even appetizer, it's just a soft-shell crab sandwich with sriracha aioli. But he's Bobby Flay, so he's like, "Yeah, I choose some, you know, some crab on a bun." And I'm like, "This is like a five-star restaurant appetizer." "Oh, you want some?" "Yeah, we got, you have some."

• 37:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You know one thing I love that chefs do? They're like, "Whatever you have in your refrigerator." And I'm like, "Okay, so ketchup and orange juice. Like, what the fuck am I gonna do with that?"

• 37:10Hannah Berner?

  I have a bazillion questions because I don't know this life, so I'm like, "When was the last time you, you Door dashed?" Like, when was the last time you were like, "Let's just get Chinese food." And they were like, "What's a Door dash?" Like, they're, there's two professional chefs in the household.

• 37:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's crazy. I asked Martha Stewart that one time and she, I think that's the moment where she was like, "How the fuck with this girl."

• 37:32Hannah Berner?

  She coughed on you. She was like, "Wah."

• 37:33Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, "I've never done it."

• 37:35Hannah Berner?

  But he, so he's cooking, we're all just like hanging out and his beautiful, there's a beautiful island that is, it's like a shed, whatever. Um, and I was like, "I have to make a joke, but it's gonna be risky." Because he's like working his ass off, right? And you know, Dez is looking at me and I'm like, "Now, I represent Dez too." So like if this bomb's like, we're, this is us that I'm bringing down. And I just go, "Bobby, don't forget the seasoning like last time."

• 38:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Hilarious. Are you kidding? Mic drop, crowd stopper.

• 38:06Hannah Berner?

  Literally killed. Bobby's laughing, everybody's laughing. I was like, "Let's get out, let's end on top."

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Crushed.

• 38:12Hannah Berner?

  Because like, it was risky because it's, you know when it's like quiet and like...

• 38:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, imagine they didn't hear you?

• 38:19Hannah Berner?

  No. And you guys, as a female comedian, as a female comedian, because your voice sometimes just like goes into...

• 38:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Is never heard?

• 38:26Hannah Berner?

  Is never heard. And then like some guy repeats it and I'm like, "Great, okay, cool." Um, so he's laughing. Then he brings out one of these like chef, like hu, you know those like crazy salt and pepper shakers they have like in Italy? That's like mahogany.

• 38:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say like a chef hat. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

• 38:43Hannah Berner?

  And I go, "That's what I'm talking about. Last time you forgot the salt." And they're loving it because like, I love a food joke. I love a food joke. I know about eating.

• 38:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You joke about what you know. It's relatable. It's funny because it's true.

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  So then I met Sophie Flay, which is the reason why...

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't she the sweetest?

• 39:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing about Sophie Flay.

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  She's page coded.

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I, from the moment I met her, I said, I feel like you're my little sister that I never wanted, never had.

• 39:16Hannah Berner?

  The reason I know she's page coded is because when she walked in, I didn't hear her. She was floating. Light pages have really light steps. Like they can just come up behind you. I didn't see it like they're so, they're like, doot, doot, doot. This is the sound of the Disney music when they walk.

• 39:34Hannah Berner?

  That's how she walked in.

• 39:35Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad says I glide.

• 39:38Hannah Berner?

  I've had to have like this meeting sit downs with roommates where they're like, Hannah, you wake everyone up when you go up the stairs and it's unnecessary and it's weird. Like I've had actual roommate meetings about that.

• 39:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Like people have thought you've like done it on purpose.

• 39:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, or they're, yeah, they're like, why are you slamming the ground as you walk? And I'm like, it's generational trauma. So also she comes in and she's wearing an accessory. Now Hannah's, we love accessories, but we're not like committed to the accessory. Also, we're not wearing like any hat that's gonna fit our head. This was one of those things that like you could tell she got online and was like, I know it's gonna look good on me. She's wearing this like little straw hat thing that like looked perfect with her outfit and wore-

• 40:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a bucket hat?

• 40:23Hannah Berner?

  Yes, like a little bucket hat that she wore the entire dinner because it was like part of her outfit.

• 40:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. What was she wearing?

• 40:31Hannah Berner?

  See, that's the thing. I'm not like page code enough to like remember the full outfit.

• 40:36Paige DeSorbo?

  When someone's telling me a story and I'm really into it and then I say, and what were they wearing? Just no. My heart rate is going. I'm like so excited to hear the next part.

• 40:47Hannah Berner?

  No, like I don't remember what I saw. I remember how they made me feel and I remember feeling like-

• 40:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I bet she was wearing like some type of like white something, like linen dress or like-

• 40:56Hannah Berner?

  Probably. It was light. It was cute, but she also, she wasn't overdressed. It was very like effortlessly chic.

• 41:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Casual.

• 41:04Hannah Berner?

  And it was to the point where like I was talking to her and midway I was like, you're, you're, let's just be honest, let's say what we're trying to say. You're page coded. And I was like, I know you interviewed her at the Devil's Pride premiere. I was there too. She's like, where were you? I'm like, who knows?

• 41:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:17Hannah Berner?

  Not asked to do the interview, that's for sure. Oh wait, I was shitting myself.

• 41:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You're shitting in front of Meryl Streep. I'll never forgive you.

• 41:27Hannah Berner?

  Heidi Klum. Literally in front of Heidi Klum. Um, so that was incredible. I love him and his girlfriend and-

• 41:38Paige DeSorbo?

  That sounds like fun.

• 41:40Hannah Berner?

  One thing I learned, because I love being around really cool, interesting people and I was asking him questions. You know, like the first time you hang out, you don't ask them any questions. You're just like-

• 41:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 41:47Hannah Berner?

  Trying to be a fun time. Second time, you're like, let's, let's check under the filet.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  What's the top of like a-

• 41:56Hannah Berner?

  The bun?

• 41:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Of a grill?

• 41:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, who knows?

• 42:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Who knows?

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  Who knows?

• 42:02Paige DeSorbo?

  That, who knows? Keep going.

• 42:03Hannah Berner?

  I was asking him like, you know, in your shows, like how involved are you with like the creative, like the set, like the editing? And he's like, Hannah, I'm on all of it. And that's why I think some people are sick. He's the Beyonce of cooking. Like-

• 42:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:19Hannah Berner?

  Beyonce's not just putting out, just like putting her name on stuff and letting it go. Like he's detail oriented and passionate and-

• 42:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:26Hannah Berner?

  You know, he was kicked out of school just because he, he didn't get school. And I was like, neither did Paige and-

• 42:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I really didn't.

• 42:37Hannah Berner?

  And he was like, I just knew I wanted to be creative and like use my hands. And I just was like, this book stuff isn't for me. And now he's-

• 42:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I would literally sit in high school classes and think, I'm never gonna need this, but you guys might. So like you should pay attention.

• 42:53Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed with you because people in the comments every now and then would be like, Hannah, I think she's funny making fun of Paige, Paige not being able to read. And I was like, sorry, I'm raising awareness that you can do anything you put your mind to without being literate.

• 43:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, like, that's who we are. We make jokes when there's jokes to be made.

• 43:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna miss an opportunity to ask Paige to spell.

• 43:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's great.

• 43:15Hannah Berner?

  And she loves it, you guys. She loves it. She gets really up for it.

• 43:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes I know it and I'm like, let me show you.

• 43:22Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, shout out to friend of the pod, Bobby. We love you. Our male giggler. Maybe we do a Hannah and Paige try new things.

• 43:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And we cook with Bobby.

• 43:31Hannah Berner?

  And we like, because last time we tried to cook with Kim, your mom, she didn't-

• 43:34Paige DeSorbo?

  And she didn't let us-

• 43:35Hannah Berner?

  She didn't let us touch the food, which was so valid, looking back.

• 43:38Paige DeSorbo?

  At one point, I think she swatted us.

• 43:41Hannah Berner?

  At one point she was like, Hannah, can I talk to you for a second? Don't fucking touch my pasta. She was like, oh, gross.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, no, this is a watching lesson, not a doing lesson.

• 43:52Hannah Berner?

  I have one more Lois quote and then I'll move on from my motherhood.

• 43:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  I said, um, Lois, what's your favorite animal? And she was like flamingos. And I said, why? And she goes, because they're girls.

• 44:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 44:05Hannah Berner?

  I said-

• 44:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 44:07Hannah Berner?

  I said, what are boys? She was like, tigers, duh. And I was like, of course. I'm like, has there ever been a flamingo that's a boy? And she was like, no.

• 44:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that would be stupid.

• 44:16Hannah Berner?

  And I was like-

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that. I always forget about the flamingo.

• 44:19Hannah Berner?

  The flamingo's so iconic. Also, they have to eat shrimp to be more pink.

• 44:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Which?

• 44:26Hannah Berner?

  The lore.

• 44:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm obsessed.

• 44:28Hannah Berner?

  You're really, so she would, it's like when your pee is orange, you're like, somebody went crazy last night.

• 44:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I would be a Nutella ice cream at this rate. Like I, that's where I'm at.

• 44:39Hannah Berner?

  Oh, anyway, how are you?

• 44:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, like, I feel like I haven't seen you. I haven't talked to you.

• 44:46Hannah Berner?

  We haven't podcasted in forever.

• 44:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like doing a forty-five minute preamble with your friend is so necessary to, and, and then you can get into topics.

• 44:58Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 44:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 44:59Hannah Berner?

  Can I talk about my marriage?

• 45:01Paige DeSorbo?

  The floor is yours.

• 45:03Hannah Berner?

  So you guys know, Des and I travel a lot. We don't spend a lot of time together. It's really beautiful for our connection. Um, and this summer, we've been together. And now there's like people staying at the house, so I can't just like go into another room when I feel like it. There's people there. So we decide to go to bed. Just like, I thought we were just getting in bed at like nine PM on a Monday.

• 45:29Paige DeSorbo?

  What time are you getting in bed? Like, like in the average week?

• 45:33Hannah Berner?

  In the past, I would like, he would go to bed and I would stay like watching Drag Race until like eleven and then I hit to bed and then I'm like, an hour or two takes me to go to bed. But lately in the summer, nine PM, I'm like, let's start the process.

• 45:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm eight thirty and I'm like, let's fucking start. Let's get it going. Let's wrap this shit up.

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  But this is the thing, when he goes to bed, this man's going to bed.

• 46:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's, that's, well, why don't you tell the pod your freaky freaky ways in the bedroom with your husband and the lack of television?

• 46:12Hannah Berner?

  So I have a little TV in this bedroom. But turns out when you put on an intense documentary, it's actually really hard to go to sleep right after.

• 46:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd love to take a poll of the listeners of how many of you have TVs in your bedroom and how many of you don't.

• 46:32Hannah Berner?

  Because I came from a no TV in the bedroom household. Like, did you have one when you were a kid?

• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Yes, but it wasn't like connected.

• 46:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Those bitches. And I couldn't figure it out. Like it only played VHS tapes. So like Mary Kate and Ashley was on a fucking loop in there.

• 46:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but also you'd be up all night if you had capabilities like that.

• 46:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I didn't break the rules. So like when my mom was like, TV's off, I didn't think like, oh, I should like turn it back on. I like, I literally accepted her at her word. I was like, okay.

• 47:06Hannah Berner?

  You're like, and it doesn't work now.

• 47:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, why would she steer me in the wrong direction? She's obsessed with me.

• 47:13Hannah Berner?

  So he's like, maybe don't watch another crazy documentary. I watched the Travis Barker documentary, which I'll get into.

• 47:20Hannah Berner?

  Heart was beating rapidly.

• 47:21Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, alright babe, something light. This is Charles Manson, but it's kind of, it's extended family.

• 47:29Hannah Berner?

  Like, if I want to go to sleep, I need to watch The Great British Bake, Bake Off. Is that what it's called?

• 47:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:36Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, it's like nine oh five. Butter's on me. He's, I don't know what's going on. And I like turn and obviously like knock my phone off the bed and it hits the ground. It makes like a huge loud sound. And he's like, oh! You woke me up! And I'm like, it's nine fifteen.

• 47:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's nine fifteen on a fucking Saturday.

• 48:00Hannah Berner?

  I'm starting my day. Like, I'm like, begin, I can't be in like, like, at first, I felt bad, because I'm like, he's asleep, and I'm like, it's the middle of the fucking day. I can't tiptoe around my bedroom, because you fall asleep at nine oh five P M. Because you've been up since six.

• 48:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not a prisoner in my own home.

• 48:16Hannah Berner?

  No, a literal prisoner. I haven't even brushed my teeth yet. I'm like, I have to get up, and I have to get past butter and all the cords and like, and I drop everything, and then I'm gonna trip on stuff. So I'm like, a spy in my own bedroom at nine thirty, trying to, and he also wakes up with a blink of an eye. Like, movement wakes him up.

• 48:35Paige DeSorbo?

  He's a light sleeper. Yeah.

• 48:36Hannah Berner?

  So that's something I'm dealing with, because I don't wanna, like, I respect him, but also, I can't live like this for like, three hours before I go to sleep. Like, I had to sneeze.

• 48:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, are you?

• 48:49Hannah Berner?

  I had to sneeze, and I did the like, you know, when you hold it in, and you're like,

• 48:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's not good for you.

• 48:54Hannah Berner?

  That's, that causes like, inner turmoil.

• 48:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I always think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

• 48:59Hannah Berner?

  No, once I almost shot myself, because I held in the sneeze, and it has to come out somewhere.

• 49:06Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, sleeping so peacefully next to me. Nine forty-five P M, I'm holding in sneezes in my own house.

• 49:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So, like, thinking of you having to be super, super quiet.

• 49:18Hannah Berner?

  Also, we talked about it, I walk like a, like Frankenstein around the house.

• 49:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you like, watching TikTok on, with no sound? Like, are you at that level?

• 49:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And then, at one point, he like, wakes up, he was like, oh, two screens, because like, I'm watching TV and I'm on my phone. And I'm like,

• 49:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 49:39Hannah Berner?

  Two, wait. You want me to just watch commercials? You want me to just raw dog a commercial? Because I was watching tennis.

• 49:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God. But that's like, that's borderline jazz music in the background. Like, please.

• 49:52Hannah Berner?

  That's just like a softener.

• 49:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Please. That's elevator music, babe. That's, we're not watching The Great Debate up here. Like, please.

• 50:04Hannah Berner?

  I used to do whatever I wanted at night. I'm like, this is me being good. Two screens, that's me being good. And one of them, I don't even have volume loud.

• 50:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And I feel like your algorithm knows when you're watching on silent, because it starts giving you ones that's like, a bunch of words, and I'm like, fuck you.

• 50:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. It's like a paragraph, like, "One day, I thought my life was over, but then I turned everything around. If you believe in yourself," that's, that's when it gets dark late at night.

• 50:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I hate a motivational person.

• 50:33Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God. And then you just, if, God forbid, I read one sentence, I'm like, oh, no, oh, now I'm in the algorithm, because I gave it a chance.

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I can't do it. So I don't like to do, I don't like to watch on silent. I like to like, do up the volume, just like a tinge, because I'm like, I don't want it to fuck with my algorithm.

• 50:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, then, I've also been still listening to this podcast that I can't finish, because I keep falling asleep, but it's really good about the clit, the, what's it called?

• 51:01Hannah Berner?

  I've been listening to it for six months.

• 51:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I honestly, it sounded like you said "the clit," which is crazy to then be like, I don't know what it is.

• 51:08Hannah Berner?

  It's Clay the Bachelor about his like, pregnancy thing.

• 51:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, yes, yes. And we met, um,

• 51:13Hannah Berner?

  We met, yes, the host, Stephanie. I think she's amazing. So I've been listening to that. So then I'm like, putting it by my ear. Also, I have to navigate.

• 51:21Paige DeSorbo?

  This is like real, it's like real-life baby reindeer, right?

• 51:24Hannah Berner?

  It's also like, he, a girl accused him of being pregnant, they never even had sex, and like, she took him to court, and then she has more guys she's done this to. It's crazy, but I can't just like, move my head, because butter's also like, laying in a type of way. I can't move because of butter, I can't move because of Dez. I'm trapped in my own, I can't smile.

• 51:45Paige DeSorbo?

  The silent burden on women is crazy.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  No, literally, the work we do. The mental load.

• 51:53Paige DeSorbo?

  They will never know. They would never know. It's so, here's the thing, though, I, I dislike men, but it, you have to find one that they don't have the random traits that you absolutely hate. And it could be like, so small, but low-key, they're kind of big. Like, if I am sleeping in, and I'm dating a man, not even sleeping in, if I'm sleeping and it's morning, and the man has to get up early and go somewhere, I expect you to act as I do. Don't turn the lights on, tiptoe, shut the doors that you have to have lights on.

• 52:34Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 55:27Paige DeSorbo?

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• 56:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 56:56Paige DeSorbo?

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• 57:39Paige DeSorbo?

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• 57:48Hannah Berner?

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• 57:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 58:09Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 58:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 58:30Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 58:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 58:45Hannah Berner?

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• 58:57Paige DeSorbo?

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• 59:22Hannah Berner?

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• 1:00:22Hannah Berner?

  I have a scenario question.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I love these.

• 1:00:26Hannah Berner?

  Cause you know, summer, there's a lot of dinners, right? So let's say you're at a dinner at someone's house.

• 1:00:30Paige DeSorbo?

  People are eating. Yeah, people are out here.

• 1:00:32Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if it's your house or not, but let's just see. You're at someone's house and there's two women, three men. And one of the women.

• 1:00:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you just come up with this in your head or is it as we're going?

• 1:00:47Hannah Berner?

  There's a priest and a rabbi going to a bar.

• 1:00:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Tiger behind one door. You must figure out the door.

• 1:00:53Hannah Berner?

  Where's the gun?

• 1:00:56Paige DeSorbo?

  The question is, how old is everyone there? Okay.

• 1:00:59Hannah Berner?

  We're all similar ages.

• 1:01:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, undisclosed location, similar ages. How many women was it? Two women?

• 1:01:05Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Jeremy's six years old, someone's eight years old. Do you remember those? How old is Sarah?

• 1:01:12Paige DeSorbo?

  If Jenny had two berries and Sam, I'm like, fuck you and your blueberry pie bitch.

• 1:01:17Hannah Berner?

  You always chose C. You were just like, it's C. Um, okay. We're all like similar age. Let's say the girl had to go up to do something, like she's doing something important and now you're left alone with the three boys. And everyone is done eating.

• 1:01:32Paige DeSorbo?

  What is she going, okay, she's leaving the table for whatever reason.

• 1:01:37Hannah Berner?

  She had to do, let's say, let's say she had kids and she had to go take care of the kids.

• 1:01:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:01:42Hannah Berner?

  So then it's you and these three boys.

• 1:01:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:01:45Hannah Berner?

  And three men. Everyone's done eating.

• 1:01:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 1:01:49Hannah Berner?

  Do you get up and start taking their plates?

• 1:01:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, um. No, I think the first plate I'm grabbing is mine and I'm grabbing my girlfriend who just got up from the table. I'm getting hers.

• 1:02:05Hannah Berner?

  And then you leave them to deal with it.

• 1:02:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And I would expect they all grabbed their own and something else on the table with the other hand, like a shared dish or something.

• 1:02:18Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes. Okay, so I did an experiment.

• 1:02:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, what if I just fucked off?

• 1:02:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what if you left? Oh, I've left.

• 1:02:30Hannah Berner?

  And I think I, I did my plates. I did my plates, but I was like, cause I, my first initial instinct was, okay, let's take everyone's plates. But you know, I'm fighting the patriarchy every day and I said, what if, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's three grown, capable men.

• 1:02:48Hannah Berner?

  Why am I also taking their plates and doing the dishes?

• 1:02:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:52Hannah Berner?

  So some will call it lazy, some will call it flipping the gender roles.

• 1:02:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Hannah Berner?

  And empowering women. And I got up, put my thing away and then I think I like, I left the room and I said, let's see if three grown men could figure out. Also, there was food everywhere. Like, why am I the sole woman here responsible for putting away the food? Obviously, if I was mature, I could have said, hey, can you guys help me?

• 1:03:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:18Hannah Berner?

  Put away the food, but I just wanted to see what would happen.

• 1:03:22Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so Scorpio of you. You're like, I could say something, but why not set a trap? Like the amount of traps I've set in my day where I'm like, I could have just spoken my mind, but it's, this is more fun.

• 1:03:35Hannah Berner?

  But I also have internalized misogyny that I even thought that I should be the one to do it.

• 1:03:41Paige DeSorbo?

  You almost feel like a sense of guilt that you're not doing it. That's what I feel sometimes.

• 1:03:45Hannah Berner?

  Yes, I felt guilty and then I was like, do they think that I should do this right now?

• 1:03:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think they're thinking about it. I don't think they're, I don't think it's even crossing their mind because so many things magically get done. I want to give men, like, I love men, obviously, like I'm attracted to them. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and sometimes I almost feel like I give them too much credit that they're like intentionally doing something. I genuinely think there's a lot of situations where it's not even crossing their fucking mind because they've never had to deal with it.

• 1:04:22Hannah Berner?

  That's the privilege of it. But then also, we can't assume that they are not gonna do it. It's just because they haven't done it. And also, this is about me, by the way. The story's about me. I bought like a ton of food for everyone, takeout. We're having so much fun. My house too, but like, I'm kind of the host, but then also the, whatever. And Jeannie had to go with the kids and there were three men and me and I was like, I bought this. I don't want to also have to like take all the food. Like this is too much labor for me.

• 1:04:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're like, I'm not catering and cleanup crew. I can't do it both. Do you think Bobby Flay is at home cooking and then cleaning?

• 1:05:05Hannah Berner?

  No one expects Bobby Flay to then put his stuff away. Cause you're like, thank you Bobby, thank you to the chef. Um, by the way, why are all chefs men? I'll get into it later. So I just put my plate away and I was like, let's see what they do. And they figured it out on their own and it's crazy because I was gonna do it.

• 1:05:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Like my dad is Kim's biggest helper. Like he is behind her and she's like, vacuum's in this room, like I need plates over here, like we.

• 1:05:38Hannah Berner?

  Sous chef.

• 1:05:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, we work for her. Yep, we work for her.

• 1:05:42Hannah Berner?

  My nan and Papa, before we're even done eating, my Papa's doing the dishes.

• 1:05:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Hannah Berner?

  That is a well-oiled machine. So it's also, I think, like communicating. But I just feel like as a woman, it was like my duty to, to like clear the table.

• 1:05:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I think part of like love, and correct me if I'm wrong. I think part of love is, and it could be like with your mom, your dad, your brother, your significant other. Like if I see a task or something that I could do, that would take any type of burden off this person I love, I'm doing it.

• 1:06:23Hannah Berner?

  Yes. I think once it became, once it became like a lot of people, I was like, this is too much for me.

• 1:06:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So like if I've cooked an entire dinner, I, for people I love, I would expect them to feel the same way I do about them and I would expect them to be like, oh my God, she probably was so stressed cooking all of this. I'm gonna help her clean.

• 1:06:45Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's what I was gonna say. It's like, why don't you show love to me?

• 1:06:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but you ordered in, so.

• 1:06:50Hannah Berner?

  And do you know how hard it is to order things? I had to consider everyone's allergy. I actually really love doing a group order. Like, I'm like, guys.

• 1:06:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you like a pass the phone around, put in what you want?

• 1:07:02Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, let me cook babe, let me cook. I took a pen and pencil and I was like, drive around to the propositio please.

• 1:07:10Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I don't want to, I don't want to do the group order.

• 1:07:14Hannah Berner?

  I know what everyone's gonna like at all times.

• 1:07:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you sitting in real life out to dinner? Are you, waitress comes over and someone's like, do all the apps? Are you the person they're pointing out to do all the apps?

• 1:07:28Hannah Berner?

  It depends who I'm with. Like honestly, my brother is a foodie. And I also have that weird thing where like, I trust my brother and I love him and I, I eat everything. So I'm like, whatever my brother's like feeling freaky about, go for it. So when I'm with my brother, I let him decide. Dez, he lets me decide. He's more chill with food. He's like, whatever you want. So there's different, there's different chemistries going on.

• 1:07:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:53Hannah Berner?

  And then Indian food, my mom knows, she orders that. Like some people specialize.

• 1:07:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you're, oh, you guys over in your family, you're specializing in cuisine?

• 1:08:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not everyone is equal. Not everyone's equal in their knowledge of extensive cultures.

• 1:08:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Has a seat at this metaphorical table.

• 1:08:12Hannah Berner?

  Also, you have to understand, growing up in Parksville, Brooklyn, at one years old, we were doing Japanese, Korean.

• 1:08:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:19Hannah Berner?

  We were Mexican on the corner, we're doing Thai, like.

• 1:08:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You're exposed to so much.

• 1:08:24Hannah Berner?

  Korean. I was like, where's the bibimbap? And they're like, you're three years old. I'm like, okay.

• 1:08:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually feel like I remember the first day I had fried rice, like I had Chinese food.

• 1:08:36Hannah Berner?

  Changed your life?

• 1:08:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, changed my life. It was also a very intense bonding experience for my mom because my brother and my dad don't like Chinese takeout.

• 1:08:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. So whenever they were gone, were you like, let's get fucking Chinese takeout?

• 1:08:51Paige DeSorbo?

  And we would watch Gilmore Girls.

• 1:08:54Hannah Berner?

  So at the Chinese restaurant, um, Sejuan Delight around the corner, growing up. The waitress loved my brother so much, she would bring him back in the kitchen.

• 1:09:05Hannah Berner?

  Dana was working for such one delight at four years old.

• 1:09:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And if I know Danny Burner, he was like, take him, bring out more food, have him.

• 1:09:13Hannah Berner?

  Danny was like, and make sure that the dumplings come out stuffed, okay?

• 1:09:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever. He put him to work. He's like, I don't care. Do more spare ribs.

• 1:09:22Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God. Oh, good times.

• 1:09:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so funny. Honestly, I, it's funny because you and I are similar because we're very close to our moms. And I get a lot of DMs from girls like, I hope I'm this close to my daughter. Or like, oh, I feel this way about my mom, or like, I miss my mom, things like that. And so like, I'll think of like, things from my childhood, like, yeah, why am I so close to my mom compared to like, other people? Like, like, were there things that she did, of course, as a mother, that like, made us really close? But also, like, I think I was just like, so sick in the head. Like, we would watch Gilmore Girls. And like, the dad didn't live in the home. They never saw the dad. He was, by all means, a deadbeat dad.

• 1:10:11Hannah Berner?

  But then when he came home, everyone was like, we love you, daddy.

• 1:10:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, sometimes he was in the episodes, but I would literally look at my mom and be like, if you tried harder, we could be Gilmore Girls. Like, we don't, like, we don't need them.

• 1:10:26Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you know I never watched Gilmore Girls?

• 1:10:28Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 1:10:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Never one time?

• 1:10:31Hannah Berner?

  There was an era of my life where I guess I like, missed a lot of TV. I think when I was in Florida.

• 1:10:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, you.

• 1:10:38Hannah Berner?

  I was at a tennis academy. I was playing, I was playing seven hours of tennis a day, 14 years old.

• 1:10:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, then you need to unwind with Lorelai Gilmore. I mean, it is some of the best scripted TV. It's so good, Hannah. And you do the rewatch in the fall. It's very fall coded.

• 1:10:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh, wait, you're so right.

• 1:10:58Paige DeSorbo?

  This fall.

• 1:10:58Hannah Berner?

  We should do, I feel like book club obviously is too difficult for Giggly Squad, but at least do rewatch this together.

• 1:11:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, don't sign me up for your rewatch, because I've watched it literally seven times. And we do, we have a book club, we have an accessories club, we have a clothing club.

• 1:11:14Hannah Berner?

  We have a cat club.

• 1:11:16Paige DeSorbo?

  We have a lot. We are, if anything, we're getting into college, okay? We are the president of a lot of shit, so.

• 1:11:24Hannah Berner?

  Do you know I've never seen the OC?

• 1:11:26Paige DeSorbo?

  What the fuck is going on with you today?

• 1:11:28Hannah Berner?

  Do you know I've never seen What's the, what's going on me today? What's the show with like, live? I've never seen One Tree Hill.

• 1:11:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Gossip Girl.

• 1:11:36Hannah Berner?

  I've never seen Gossip Girl.

• 1:11:38Paige DeSorbo?

  How did you assimilate in society?

• 1:11:42Hannah Berner?

  I wasn't. I was like, playing tennis all day at a tennis academy where like, we didn't have phones, like, unless have our phone. Like, it was like, a torture chamber.

• 1:11:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, this is like, concerning. You have to watch these things.

• 1:11:56Hannah Berner?

  After practice, and my dad was like, we're watching the Knicks. And I was like, okay.

• 1:12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, this is a sports podcast.

• 1:12:02Hannah Berner?

  This is a sports podcast. But we have to.

• 1:12:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Put Gossip Girl on, Lois will freak the fuck out. She will, like, things will go over her head. She will love the glitz of Blair.

• 1:12:13Hannah Berner?

  She's already stressed about Project Runway. She does not like some of the looks that came out last week. She was like, they had all day.

• 1:12:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Can you show Lois Lizzie McGuire today?

• 1:12:22Hannah Berner?

  Well, we were watching Toy Story. You know she loves Bo Peep. She just waits for Bo Peep to come on.

• 1:12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause she's, cause she's so.

• 1:12:29Hannah Berner?

  She's like, where is Bo Peep?

• 1:12:31Paige DeSorbo?

  The only one in a dress.

• 1:12:31Hannah Berner?

  She's the only one that put herself together and looks fucking adorable.

• 1:12:34Paige DeSorbo?

  The only one that was like, we're filming a movie, like.

• 1:12:38Hannah Berner?

  I watched Aladdin yesterday. Jasmine's so gorgeous. Lois loved it. But like, these Disney movies are fucking violent. Within the first minute, he like, steals something and he's getting chased by guards and they're like, let's slit his throat. I'm like, what the?

• 1:12:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Have they done a remake of Aladdin yet?

• 1:12:57Hannah Berner?

  They did, they did. But Robin Williams was in the first one and he was spectacular. Disney loved taking great comics and making them like, side animals or like, weird things, like Eddie Murphy, um.

• 1:13:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you talking about the animated one, Heesa?

• 1:13:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. He's the genie. He's spectacular in it.

• 1:13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:16Hannah Berner?

  But can we do, we just have to acknowledge Hayden. I'll cry.

• 1:13:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, how crazy.

• 1:13:24Hannah Berner?

  It's so fucking sad, especially because you guys, no, I just recently did a whole Nashville rewatch.

• 1:13:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, right. Oh, my God, I forgot. You did a Nashville rewatch.

• 1:13:37Hannah Berner?

  Cause you know me, I never saw, remember The Titans, I never saw Heroes, I never saw anything else she was in. I saw Nashville. The second she went on screen, you cannot keep your eyes off her. And she's like, a little genius. Like, she was a little girl who was thrown into this. And I just ordered her book.

• 1:13:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you did?

• 1:13:58Hannah Berner?

  Which I think we all have to read. Sad, sad, sad. And I think we can go into the week with empathy. I was watching one of her podcasts she went on, and she was just talking about like, I wish they taught you as a kid to be nice to yourself.

• 1:14:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:17Hannah Berner?

  So I think we leave the pod with a mental health moment.

• 1:14:20Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so nice.

• 1:14:21Hannah Berner?

  That when you're, when you're mean to yourself, it actually doesn't make you better. And once you learn that you can be nice to yourself, the world changes for you. And I think when Paige and I started to be nicer to ourselves, things started to go better in our lives, so we're.

• 1:14:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm the fucking best. Are you kidding?

• 1:14:43Hannah Berner?

  You don't have, and those voices that are being mean to you are not you.

• 1:14:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Hannah Berner?

  Those are people from your past who are trying to take you down, so don't let them win. Homework, giggly homework. Everyone watch the Travis Barker documentary on Hulu. It's.

• 1:14:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Good.

• 1:14:59Hannah Berner?

  Courtney's in it.

• 1:15:00Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a new, oh, then I'll watch. There's a new period piece on Netflix that I'm about to start tonight.

• 1:15:06Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you're jacked up.

• 1:15:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm jacked.

• 1:15:08Hannah Berner?

  You're prepping all day for it.

• 1:15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  They rarely have a period piece that is in Bridgerton, which is the best period piece of all time.

• 1:15:17Hannah Berner?

  Said a ghost from your past come through.

• 1:15:21Paige DeSorbo?

  What a weird pod today was.

• 1:15:22Hannah Berner?

  Also, side note, the reason we're close to their moms is because we had past lives with them.

• 1:15:26Paige DeSorbo?

  So true.

• 1:15:27Hannah Berner?

  I've been with my mom in every life.

• 1:15:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah, Angel did say that to you. Wait, I'm serious. I need to make an appointment with Angel because like, the fall is just like, giving her vibe and I need her.

• 1:15:37Hannah Berner?

  Do we go to Boston?

• 1:15:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I'm like, is it as effective over Zoom? I think there were some girls that were like, I zoomed with her.

• 1:15:44Hannah Berner?

  I think it is, but also like.

• 1:15:46Paige DeSorbo?

  The in-person experience, though. She's like.

• 1:15:48Hannah Berner?

  I mean, we were in a witch's brew.

• 1:15:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:52Hannah Berner?

  There was like, statues around us.

• 1:15:54Paige DeSorbo?

  We were on the set of Hocus Pocus.

• 1:15:57Hannah Berner?

  It's getting chills up my spine the whole time.

• 1:16:00Paige DeSorbo?

  All right, I gotta go.

• 1:16:01Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we gotta go. We love you guys so much. Enjoy your week and we'll talk to you soon. And I'll see you if you're out in Long Island at my cat cafe. Look out for the link in my bio. Bye.

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